You Should Know Podcast - NO SHOWER CHALLENGE -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: November 14, 2022

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Hey! It was there, but there's something in my throat. There's something in there lodged in. It's like a lot of mucus, maybe a little bit of phlegm. Hey, what is that clicking? You gotta stop that clicking. Hey, everybody! Welcome back to The You Should Know Podcast. Season 2, episode 34.

Something's bad with the throat. Round of applause, please! Rough, applause please rough rough rough rough rough hey look my name is peyton and i'm rapping on that beat yeah kim's in the studio and i'm about to and i'm about to go eat hey everybody welcome back to you should know podcast season two episode 34 welcome back to yes Should Know Podcast, Season 2, Episode 34. Welcome back to... Yes! Okay, great energy back there from the studio audience. I love it. Hey, let me break something down to you real quick.

It's the ass-cracking dawn out here. It's about 6 a.m. Am I a functioning human being at this time? Absolutely not. Do I have the forbidden Starbucks drink? Ooh, do I have it? I guess you'll just have to see and wait to the rest of the episode. I want to start this podcast by saying happy Veterans Day. I know by the time this is uploaded, it is past Veterans Day, but I just want to say happy Veterans Day.

Shout out to all the people that have served for us and shout out to all the families of veterans. And I want to dedicate this episode to the veterans and families of veterans and shout out to a veteran very close to me uh Michael Ijequava I miss you and I love you very much so thank you to all of you guys and I want to thank you so much to all the people who have grabbed some merch so far we had so so so many so many orders last week whenever the merch, y'all shut down my computer. Guess what? The merch is still available. I told you we have a lot of inventory.

We have a lot of stuff. So I know, you know, you got to wait to get paid. You got bills. I understand life is life. I'm not rushing you. That's why you can go to the link in the description. You should know studios.com backslash shop and still grab some merch. I just checked my phone before we started recording and y'all were sending me the videos of you wearing it, opening the packages.

That made me so happy. And y'all are talking about how comfortable these fabrics are. Y'all thought I lied to you? These fabrics are great. I cannot wait. I cannot wait till everybody grabs their merch at youshannostudios.com backslash shop. Also, there's a lot of thank yous in this intro. Shout out. I have some PO box shout outs. If you want to send us something in the PO box, the link is in the description or the

address is in the description. Please continue to send us stuff in the PO box. We cherish it forever. And I want to shout out jordan who sent us this nice little koala bear that's going to be on the set it's a new friend one out of ten koala bears don't make it home to christmas so shout out to you jordan thank you so much and i want to shout out to final few who sent us this sick hoodie and a hat i don't have the hat here because i am it's at my home because i'm wearing it all the time so shout out to final few shout out to Jordan and shout out to everybody who sent stuff in the PO box the link is below whoa you know what the deal is if you look below you see that subscribe button isn't pressed you're wrong if you look even more below that and you say something you win I tried

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Okay, we got co-host Cam back in the studio! It's cold, isn't it? You alright? Yeah, no, it is pretty cold though. Back in the studio! It's cold, isn't it? You alright? Yeah, no, it is pretty cold though. I'm starting to get that time of the year.

It's getting cold. Well, it's helping you stay warm. Bundle up. This amazing embroidery drawer. Embroidery drawer. I'm gonna use it. You should know studios.com backslash shop. And what happens if your ears get cold? What can you go and get at youshouldknowsstudios.com backslash shop and what happens if your ears get cold what can you

go and get it you should know studios.com backslash shop oh that beanie i wore that i wore that yesterday because the temperatures were starting to decline i put on the beanie i looked super good in it i no no no listen to me listen to me okay listen to me i i looked really good in it congrats cam i hear you you want. You want to wrestle? Nope. Please, just real quick. Nope. Just quick, a little tussle.

Nope. Nope. No. You don't want to do that. Who won last time? You tell me who won last time. Who won? I just have bad conditioning.

He's lying. If it was a timed session, say we did one minute rounds. One minute rounds. Would I have won that? All right, guy. Would I have won that? All right, guy. And I'm growing out my beard.

I like it. Does it look good? It does. It's starting to connect more. It's connecting, yeah. That's the one part right here. That last little part. So yours is like, it's not connecting right there too.

Yeah. But mine's like a little. I can connect all the way to about right there. Yeah, but if it out enough you'll just cover it no no no like grow it out enough yeah um last week we spent a lot of time in the merch we're not gonna do that this week but we do want to announce sorry oh oh by the way i saw that in the discord by the way i saw that in the discord i saw somebody put in there and i'm maybe it was a funny and i took it a little personal it's fine but i did take it personal somebody in the discord and no one defended me when they said this everybody just laughed because no one defends

me in there they said no sorry they treat you like a god in there they're like okay everybody's nice to cam make fun of payton now cam's nice to everyone i'm nice to them too so um somebody in the discord said payton i love the podcast me and my friends love the podcast but i had to stop listening because of your burps in there and five of my friends stopped watching because you burp on the mic so guess what you don't this is not that this isn't this isn't a a uh what's a bbc radio this isn't the news we're going we're gonna act ratchet i got a burp it's coming out yeah i i toot on this podcast all the time y'all just never know what happened what happened let one loose just now it yeah it's bad we just had to fume the set before we i don't know what's in you it's bad no it's like a dead possum inside of your gut it's rancid it's it is rancid but about the merch if i if i smell that when i'm giving this pitch

i will i will strike you so um speaking of the merch we're not gonna spend too much time on it because we spent a lot of time next week it is available now so go get it um that was really fast thank you so much um something i'm gonna do so with the merch we did announce last week that we are doing a giveaway of the signed original copy go and hold that up from the assigned original copies to be added every week we're going to announce a winner starting next week four people if you buy anything from the merch uh drop you are entered to win one of these and new announcement new announcement new announcement it's a new one get it come on manscaped our presenting sponsor of the you should know podcast

loves y'all so much knows the power that y'all hold and says you payton and cam your audience is so loyal so great to us at manscaped. They use code PSH at checkout all the time. And we saw you at a merch shop. We want to get involved. And it's the holiday season. We want to get involved. We want to give back. So, announcing right now, if you order $50 or above from ushanostudios.com backslash shop.

Any combobulation of $50. You don't have to just get the hoodie. One item over that. any Combobulation of 50 not you don't have to just get the hoodie one item over that any combined two shirts To show you my shirt in a beanie six and a quarter mugs Four and a half flags any way you get a 50 ball or highway you are then inserted into a performance packet randomized completely inserted into a performance package. Randomized. Completely. We're going to put it into a randomization tool.

Willy Wonka randomized to get a 100% free, courtesy of our amazing sponsors at Manscaped. Performance package. And if you don't know what all is in the performance package, Peyton's about to spit it to you. Peyton's about to spit it to you. It looks a little something like this it's unreal i mean your balls will thank you that's the first thing and ladies i know you're like oh i'm gonna have balls

great gift great gift great packaging comes in here lawnmower 4.0 underwear accessories ball deodorant coppers over uh um keep it going i'm stuttering right now. I'm sorry. I'm a little nervous. It's the whole thing. It's the whole thing. Everything. It's not a starter kit. It's not an installation.

It's not step one. You get steps one through six in one package. And you get it for how much? What was it? It was... $50. It wasn't... Oh, for free?

Yeah. It wasn't $80 or $90. No, no, no. It wasn't... Well, it wasn't even $20. No. Matter of fact, it wasn't even $190. No. Oh, it wasn't 80 or 90. No, no, no. It wasn't even 20. No. Matter of fact, it wasn't even $199. No.

Oh, it was $399. Where else can you do that other than the You Should Know podcast? You order a shirt and a hoodie, and you end up getting a shirt, a hoodie, and an entire performance package. From our beautiful, amazing, lovely friends at none other than Manscaped! Manscaped! Alright, but... We should demo that. You want to put that on?

Shout out to a little producer in the background. Have them mix something and send it to Manscaped. See if they can use that. I don't think we should. That sounds like a Disney movie. But I think if we were... Prince Ali, Ali Abiy, Ali Ababwa. I've never seen that before.

Yes, you have. I want to... You've seen Aladdin. I swear, I've never seen... You've seen Aladdin. Shut up. You've seen Aladdin. You've seen the Will Smith one, which is disturbing.

I have not seen that. Okay, the only disney original animated movie i've ever seen is lion king that's a damn that's a lie oh my name is camelon no you haven't seen mulan no we haven't watched mulan together wrong girl was it me we had a date where we cuddled and watched mulan and i cannot believe you're cheating on me. That wasn't me. You're a sicko. And that's sick because of what I'm about to do right now. So I know I told you Manscaped sent over just stuff so we can give away, but they love you, and this performance package actually is for you. So here's the performance package.

4.0 for you, Cam. Coast, Cam. Look, the little, it's an you know, it's an amazing logo. So it's a heart, but it kind of looks like a little testes. But don't worry, guys. We got another one to give away to y'all. That one's just for Coast Cam and his amazing work. And Manscaped loves him.

They wanted to give you a little early Christmas gift. We love you. Thank you. You'll be receiving a thank you message personally. But amazing. Amazing job. Amazing pack's just it's just perfect it's just perfect it's perfect it looks like you're getting a little box of slides like a little some nike slide something you open it up it's a it's your whole bathroom necessities for manscaping for women gifting women scaping if you want if you want who cares all right there thank you so much

yep we love you and uh one more time to recap it and then move on to the uh to everything else any $50 order you automatically get automatically get pushed into a pool of the other $50 orders and we will randomly be selecting one in i don't know a couple weeks' time, probably closer around December month, around the holidays and whatnot. But yeah, any order, $50 more, no matter how you get to $50. If it's over $50, automatically gets put into your pool.

Somebody's getting randomly selected free Christmas present, not from us, from your friends at Manscaped. And I want to clarify, if you've already spent over $50, you already automatically entered it. We just didn't tell you about it.

The pool's already been created. Yes. So just know that. Yep. So shout out to Manscaped. But, you know, it sucks. I just, yeah, you might want to hold that back. I just gifted you something.

You know, me and Manscaped, that's from both of us. Nope, it's from both of us. Read the emails. Read the emails. Read the emails on the company email. Okay. You're a bad friend. No, I'm not. No, the company email. Okay. You're a bad friend. No, I'm not.

No, no, no, no. I'm a fantastic friend. Bad friend. If bad is really code for fantastic, then sure. You know why you're a bad friend? Fantastic, but why? Do you want to know why you're a bad friend? Fantastic.

Do you want to know why? Yeah. There's not a lot of things you could do that really makes me question your loyalty to me exactly fantastic you know friendship is really there's there you go there's the burp i'm not listening no more all right wash off okay um there's not a lot of things you could do to make me question your friendship is built on loyalty you know it's a big part of friendship huge yeah one of the biggest things in loyalty is if i share something with you that makes me happy i expect you to at least try to find joy in it i always do do you because i was looking through our tiktok dms cam lord and i said shut up you i spit you don't speak right now unpigeon your feet put them down i am

upset i am upset this is what my upset stance is okay that it's it's preventing me from grabbing that messed up hip okay i said it can do some work i sent cam a video on t TikTok, as we all do with our friends. You send them funny TikTok videos. Hopefully, you're sending them ours. But I sent you a funny video on TikTok. I checked our DMs again to see if you responded to it. The next message that Cam replied with was the same exact video. You ever got some really horrible news and your stomach drops?

Yeah. That's exactly how I felt. It's an honest mistake. Ooh, God forbid that I open the app and the first video is something that I thought was funny as hell. No, you're lying! So I send it to my friend and then I get a very hateful message from you saying that I suck ooh god forbid the first video when I click the app is hilarious so I send it before I check my DMs no isn't that again isn't that it don't catch a train just get out

of here go get on a go get on the dart get out of here now you're gonna lie to me lie to me if i grab your hand or wrestling if you want to lose in front of the public that's fine what is the record what's that does not count because i got tired i was whooping your ass you got tired that sounds like a you problem buddy i was beating you up and then i got real tired, and I just laid on my back. Oh, God. So you're going to lie in front of me, in front of the people, all our family that is watching this. There's nothing wrong. I said it. That was not the first. You're going to tell me right now that that was the first video that popped up on your timeline.

Just co-winky dinky, huh? It wasn't even a viral video. It's either the first, but we have, it doesn't have to be a viral video it's either the first but we have it doesn't have to be a viral video we have very similar interests our for you pages are the same no but that doesn't mean that none of them will ever be the same cam your for you page your for you page you need your for you page is black and white videos with pianos inspirational and then 600 pound men squatting dumbbells. My four-year-old. You need to relax.

You are saying nonsense right now. 600 pound men. This guy's a goof. Hey, it's an honest mistake. And I already apologized. He already ridiculed me off camera. So if this is how you want to get off this morning, then go for it. I'll be your punching bag. Go for it.

Take your best shot go Because I will not stand I'm just kidding. I feel itchy. We're fine. You need to untuck your knees have been touching this entire time It's probably sending a different brain wave up there. It's like it thinks you're being forced to do this, but you're not. So let's go. Can I? Okay, I do have something that I saw.

Because I've been waking up early, you know, trying to. It's freezing. It's so cold. Freezing cold. You know, dude, my hair is messed up. You didn't tell me. Your hair looks great. Thank you.

You're welcome. Oh, wow. A compliment from Cam. Now, father, you look like a little skeleton cricket boy. I can't go. Dude, honestly. Do not do that. Do not do that.

Jordan gave us that. He's a part of the family. Jordan gave us that. He's going to keep my hands warm. It's so soft. So soft. And Hoover's still down here. Hoover is. um oh so i've been waking up early you have i will congratulate you on that you have thank you you're no longer uh a vamp thank you um and you know so soft thank you

not you but um i woke up i've been waking up early and my apartment is kind of by a school right i always see children walking school buses going by i don't know where this i've actually never seen it i just see kids with backpacks quite sure if it is i think it's not like i think it's behind my apartment i don't know it doesn't really matter don't really care you can live there regardless yeah i have no problem i have no interest in knowing where that school is i just know that there's a school there so you know in the mornings people are driving their kids to school that's what parents do or relatives or friends somebody has to somebody but this well this wasn't okay this was an adult driving a kid in the car i'm a nosy little guy

you know what i mean i like like to... Move your damn knees. I am sorry, but it's starting to piss me off. I know. It's starting to make me mad. It's starting to piss me off. I don't know why. Do I never... I've never done this before.

Who sits like this? I don't know. Sit normal. I don't feel good. You can rewind. You can click play. Whatever. I apologize.

Don't let that happen. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, go. It's like... There's like magnets on my knees right okay good it's like there's like magnets on my knees right now like it's like going like this i'll break them okay i'll snap them shatter i'll grab your hip um so i was i'm a nosy dude you know i i'm a people watcher i'm a

rubberneck anytime there's something going on i need to look where it's what's happening i need to be involved in that i almost went to a whole different topic because something just popped up in my brain i think i need to be medicated i think your knees are they're truly they're messing with in this contact bro i don't know what's going on it's starting to hurt i don't know why people watch this i'm so sorry but nosy people no so i will start people enjoy drama yeah so i was well this wasn't even drama i was just i just wanted to see what other people's lives were like inside of that car so i was sitting at a red light there was a car to my right and i looked and i wasn't even trying to hide it i was looking i was dead pan into their car trying to figure out what's

your life story you know what i mean it was a dad and i'm assuming his son was in the passenger seat about to take him to school you know what i'm saying it was school time about to go to school early in the morning early bird gets the worm you know breakfast is as they say the most important meal of the day is what they say but that's what they say it's a full it's a it's a day it's a common so they're eating in the car maybe they you know rush you got to eat when you can you got to be fueled up for your day i was like what are you eating i don't know why i care but i want to say why you put you put in your mouth you know what i'm saying and what i saw them eating really hit something in my soul i haven't been able to sleep for a little bit the son

was eating takis at 8 30 in the morning camp and he had red fingers eating takis in the morning and camp he got it from his father cuz you know what his father was eating salmon with his bare hand I am NOT joking can he was eating salmon bare hand and sound like this that's a freak that's different different do you want to imagine what that car smelled like. Oh, no, yeah. One of them had to, one of them had to have skipped deodorant. Because if you're, if you're eating salmon and Takis, there's no way that deodorant is one of your priorities. Because if you wake up, not, okay, if you wake up and you're eating Takis at 830 in the morning, you can't tell me that it's, that everything's screwed on right.

No. You had to forget that you had deodorant. Toothbrush something. They forgot, they forgot an essential step. Actually, I can't, I can't agree with you.'s screwed on right. You had to forget your deodorant. Toothbrush something. They forgot an essential step. I can't agree with you. I've been going through this thing. I've been eating onion rings about 9 in the morning. I don't know why.

I've been waking up and just the feeling of onion rings has been in me. I don't even know what that means. What's the longest you've gone without showering? What? Like, ever. You ever tried to what that means. What's the longest you've gone without showering? What? Like, ever. You ever tried to compete? No. What?

First off, I'll answer, but then we're going to circle back. Where the hell did that come from? It's in there somewhere. But secondly, let's see. The longest I'd probably say, like adulthood or just in life? Whenever you know you're doing wrong. Adulthood, whenever you know you're doing wrong adulthood whenever i know i'm doing wrong i think i went on it was a two and a half to three day stretch oh that's rookie numbers yeah that's very that's what i'm saying i refuse i can't like i cannot you're never gonna hear

a double digit you're never gonna hear a calendar week i would i would i'm not sharing mine i refuse no let's go ahead and hear it, buddy. Because that's some sick stuff. I'm already getting irritated. We're 10 minutes in and I'm getting pissed off. The podcast is too big now. We are 10 minutes in and you're pissing me off. What's the longest you have bathed?

I have like this big urge to like hurt you. What is the, it can't happen. What is the longest you have not bathed? If you say, oh my God, I got to sit up. If you say an unacceptable number, I'm, oh my God, I might have to walk off. Three days? If you, oh my God, you're not talking about three weeks. If you just said three weeks, your body should be mummified right now,

and you should be in the music. If you don't bathe for three weeks, you have a microbiome of fungi under your armpits. The Lord himself is the only one that knows what you possibly smelt like. Matter of fact, no, everyone should know what you smelt like. Oh, my God. You are not serious. It was a rough month. You're not, you are not serious. It was a rough month. You're not a rough month my ass.

I could have been, I could have been captured and I would have found some body of water to at least dip in real quick. Oh God. Please don't tell me you're being serious. Please don't tell me you're being serious. The only thing that'll even justify this a little bit is if you, when was the age?

If you say anything, matter of fact, honest to God if you say any time frame that i've even known you i'm gonna get pissed off i truly might walk away that's not fair you don't i truly i literally might walk off the set and just take a lap regroup myself and come back if you oh my god if you if you say if you say that this happened when i knew you, I'm going to get mad. It's not just whenever you knew me. It's when we lived together. You son of a... I don't believe you. I don't believe you.

You're lying. You're lying. There's no way. You're lying. You're lying. I'm not believing you. You're lying. You're a liar.

You're a liar. You're a liar. You are a liar. Remember? Your favorite pastime is lying because that can't be true that cannot be true wipe that tear off right now because you might need to save it to bathe later if you're going three weeks without it you need any source of liquid save that cup of starbucks

water because it's a rough month you remember you know what time frame this was. Just give me, hold on. It's whenever I was eating chips in the bed. And there was crumbs in my sheets. The crumb snatcher. You cannot be serious. I might be down playing the numbers too. I don't know. I just feel judged. You should.

That's not, no. Three weeks. My God, that That is gonna come out Three Oh Is it out? It's a little red But

You're good Back to me almost Almost fighting you right now In this exact moment There's no way. I don't know what you want me to say. You would have smelled so funky. No, no, no.

I didn't smell bad. How? Explain it. Just how my body works. I was past puberty, so it wasn't like I was just ripe all the time. Oh, you were well past puberty. You were grown. That's...

It happens to the best of us it does not it happens i said three days you said three weeks yeah i feel judged i don't like this you everyone in dragones judging you every dragones every bottle this bottle of body wash is judging you hard right now. I didn't have Manscaped back then. Oh, my God. Okay. Oh, my God. I'm not letting this go. Three weeks.

Your sweat was probably original Lay's potato chips. It was off-season. It was off-season, so we weren't playing. Oh, no. I didn't even bring that up. Because if it would have been in-season, so we weren't playing. Oh, no. I didn't even bring that up. Because if it would have been in-season, I would have walked straight down to Melinda and requested a form and absolutely changed rooms. Absolutely changed rooms.

Because you know what that very quickly reminds me of? Seven-footer. Which one? Okay, fair enough. But our teammate, I don't want to put him downstairs or our room no not our room not uh russian no we had another seven footer yeah well you didn't oh okay i don't know i do know bad uh right really bad i mean really really bad like he had a griddle in his room and he was whipping stuff up in the room and they had a bakery in there so there was food and his just

just oh it's so bad it was like you avoided to go to his room at any cost hey can you come help me? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Actually, I got something. I got a meeting. I'll pay you. I don't need it. You know, I would rather starve than vomit right now. Because that's, it was bad.

Like, it was really bad. Dude, do you ever just, like, your brain gets flooded with thoughts? Yeah. I've been thinking, like, isn't it crazy, like, people invent things? Yeah, honestly. Like, nuts. Like, you know, like, I was things? Yeah, honestly. Like, nuts. Like, you know, like, I was drinking a drink, right? I was drinking a drink, right?

I was drinking a drink, right? As most people do. And, like, the thing that you put on top so it doesn't, like, somebody invented the lid. Nuts behavior. Yeah, like, that's what i'm saying every like a tripod who thinks this shit is like dude this is kind of wobbly let's make something that doesn't move insane work like it's just like like which is but the thing the thing that pisses me off the most, like true, like deep, deep engineering, like amazing, like a TV. I'm never making a TV.

Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. I'm never making a computer. I'm not making software and chips that do things for you. Absolutely not. That's not. Absolutely not. But simple things. Like a lid.

Like a hanger. Insane behavior. Who thought of that? A tripod. They deserve a Nobel Peace Prize. Abel peace a lid like yeah there's another one i mean it pisses me off because there's so many things it's like why didn't i think of that it's like how do like didn't i think of that like i would literally like look at this like somebody this would spill a hundred percent of the time and then who the lid and then words

mean something yeah no that's a crazy thing like we're speaking right now you're happy you know what i'm saying it's kind of crazy like i'm saying an abundance of noises with my tongue making noises yeah and you know what i'm saying yeah it's it's crazy. It's honestly insane. Like, it's wild. And, like, planes, bro. That's, like, the most insane invention I could, like, I can't even fathom to think how they get off of the, like, off the ground. Yeah. Like, how does that happen? No, it's kind of weird. Like, I don't, I have no, we should watch a video together and study.

But, like, it's a big thing and and it goes in the sky, and it doesn't fall. And it goes fast. Yeah. Hundreds of miles an hour. It weighs thousands and thousands of tons, and it doesn't drop. And you can get a cheesecake on there. Like, that is nuts. There's bathrooms.

What? Insane. Wait, I just thought, where does the poo go? It's drained afterwards. Please don't think. So you're just sitting and. And the thing goes, and just flies out of the air. Oh, God.

So imagine you're outside. It's like. First off, it'd probably kill you because it'd be going so fast. Like people used to say, if you threw a penny off the Empire State building, like the amount of gravity, like it would pick up so much speed that if it hit someone,

it could literally like concuss them, like kill them, like anything. You want to try it? Isn't that wild? Like that's how high up that is. Isn't that sick?

This building is pretty high. Matter of fact, for any of you either from New York or people that have been to New York, tell me if I'm wrong or weird. Quick side story. Go ahead.

I went to New York several years ago with uh my boy Yoheed Justin hey Justin and um went there it was like eight day trip it was fun completely different way of life being from Texas going to New York but the first time we've gotten the subway subway was I mean it's really dirty but it was cool like oh this is what's on the shows and stuff so we get in the subway and we're what we got off at uh i've never been don't point at me downtown like mid-downtown huge what is it time square times where i think i'm about to say central park i mean times where so we get off at the time square exit and we're literally just again we're underground such as walls we're going up these steps and when i tell you it's literally like just a punch straight to the gut when you step out of the steps at time square and you get there these buildings like standing in downtown dallas is it's they're large

very big buildings kind of same feeling we're in one of the biggest these buildings though in new york when i say you're standing and you look up and they are so large that it literally makes you feel like that big and it makes your stomach drop it's a weird thing that's why i've never been they're so big like when you're looking up it literally looks like they're starting to like bend and curve because how tall they are and you lit i literally was looking at like oh my god that's about to fall no and i was it was sickening but i'd pass out yeah you quickly get over it but like standing ground level in front of the empire state building and then looking up it is it is a monstrosity like it

isn't it's just a different feeling it's so weird so if anyone experienced that please let me know i'm not the only one but it was it was a freak fest for sure it's just yeah that's the thing i used to do with my brother shout out to preston is we would walk like downtown austin where i grew up and the building there's a lot of buildings tall buildings and we would walk downtown and just like look up and try to walk vertigo immediately yeah almost fall over yeah it's sick like it's it's it's freaky this this studio used to be on the top floor yeah that was a great view great view and that that elevator right up every time like your ears would pop yeah god 37th floor you know what i always wanted 37 floors imagine falling i didn't really want to say the floor

number but well 38 or 36 are you feeling lucky 44 but um 18 you know what i always wanted to do what but i i really don't don't say skydive oh hell no okay yeah that's what i don't get i knew we were locked in on that i don't understand how people like like i'm not judging judge free zone here at the ushino podcast because we're all weirdos and creeps in our own way but i don't understand people like that skydive let's go flirt with death next Saturday exactly and like I want to go you're not like life and it goes even deeper than that with me and people might call me names like wuss or whatever yeah they're really like almost spasming my lip right there like people are like I want to go to a scary movie tonight why why I like that I like why why I like that why why but why why would you do that a lot. But why why would you do that? I'm completely safe. It's a theater. No, but I'm not jumping out of a plane. Okay, you're safe, but not up here

True, I'll give you that. Cause when you go home you always looking around corners a little bit. You don't like the dark. Let me check that closet real quick Mm-hmm. Hey get in your cage Ruby. You're not out there tonight I'll be damned if I wake up and your skeleton sitting there half of you's been eaten. No. Oh Speaking of Rescent, your beautiful daughter, my niece, good ol'... Okay, good ol' Ruby. It's in there. It's like, there's like a wall in my head.

And it's just going, say it, say it, say it! And it's eventually gonna go. My teeth are starting to itch stop it okay so i spent a day with your daughter and my niece because you were at work yes and you had a couch i was gonna get moved in yep thank you very much for that by the way what do you know let me expose good old co-host cam here he this dog as i've said before doesn't weigh more than seven pounds this big this the dog's like the size of this remote right here little bitty dog bad hips bad knees skinny legs it's so crooked tail born on the side of the broken tail born on the road and she is a lover not a fighter she's a she's a great dog right she's a cutie

cam cam can't let go of the fact that she's not an athlete so cam i walk into the apartment and cam has it's like a notebook on on the counter right and i'm like okay maybe that's his grocery list he's gonna go get later and it says payton's chores for ruby i'm a grown man i'm a grown man do not put in a notebook Peyton's choice. That's a dog. I feed it. I water it. Got it pissed. Take it outside. Cam said at 7.15 give her these

vitamins and then at 8.30 go and give her these vitamins and then spray this little thing over her and it's going to make her endorphins go up. And then whenever it's time for food put three egg yolks in there put them in the microwave and then spray this drizzle then give her her b4 vitamins for her knees that dog is not lebron james cam i the notebook said payton's chores i put chores as a joke and it said at this time which was 7 50 there was no 8 30 installment nine o'clock installment it 7.15, you can feed the dog.

Give her her kibble, then put the chicken broth in there, then crack the multivitamin, then the B4 vitamins, heat it up in the microwave real quick, 8 to 9 seconds. Do you hear yourself? Take it out and drizzle kefir yogurt on the top. That is a simple routine. Look at me in the eyes and ask me if I did that when I was a kid. I know you didn't. Absolutely not.

I know you didn't. That dog got kibbles and bits and drank water. And guess what? But she loves you. Still the same dog. Exactly. But she loves you. So she allowed you to not do it.

She was fine with it because she loves you. And you know what else I did? She understood that you failed her, but her immense love, because she's an amazing creature, she just said, you know what? That's fine. That's still my Uncle P. Wagging her little crooked Harry Potter wand tail. wand tail just wagging you know why she loves me because i hurt her stomach what i just feed her treats a lot what oh okay well those treats are

like two calories each so for like six that's fine she was so cute she was just looking at me and she gets so excited whenever i have the treat she's like so nice to me she goes and then she takes something runs in a little corner yeah i love yeah she does And she gets so excited whenever I have the treat. She's like so nice to me. And then she takes something and runs into a little corner. She's like embarrassed to eat in front of people. But I have. She is a little creep. You're allowed to eat.

I'm giving this to you. Just eat it. But I do have a confession about the time. Sorry, I just had a little stutter. It's okay. We know me You're a stutterer. Oh, we're not gonna talk about what happened off mic before this But I do have a confession for whenever I stayed at your house and help the movers move in your couch Do you know you know how at the bottom of your stairs, there's a hole in your wall now?

And I told you the movers dropped the couch? Yeah. The fact that you waited for this, the fact that you waited for us to be on here to then say it go ahead open up the can go i'm sorry what did you do i dropped it because why were you even handling it that's literally why they were there that's their job your job was to open the door be there to receive it close the door when they leave. I felt bad just watching them. So I said, hey, guys, let me grab the ottoman.

The stairs were slippery and I had socks on. And I fell back into the wall. And there's a big hole in the wall. I'm sorry. The guilt was eating me inside. Dude, you know I called Ashley Furniture about that and you have not told me. What'd they say?

They said that I'd have to fill out a form. Thank God I haven't done it yet but I called them about that. There's no proof. It's their word against mine. I'm sorry. dude it's not that big it's not that big well kid i don't have big butt cheeks no the hole oh wait you made the hole yes i fell back into the wall wow that's not as that it's like as big. It's not even bigger than your knee.

I'm sorry. But still, you just moved in there. Fine. It'll get fixed. I'm not paying for it. I don't expect you to. I'm just going to live in agony and sorrow. Money comes in, money goes out. But you know why I didn't tell you one of the reasons?

Why? Because you, I was looking in your kitchen scavenging through your Disgustingly healthy pantry With nothing in there for me I looked on the counter Guess what I saw on that counter? My Nutribullet You did The one I asked you if I could take

And you said yes I said you could take it or not so you could borrow it borrow hmm Okay, how long ago have you been borrowing that was there a stipulation to our borrow? Was there a timeline I? Don't think so So as long as I give it back to you the full course and cycle of the borrow has been completed Well, can we put some stipulations on it now cuz I'd like to enjoy the eight oh yeah go ahead and get you a little nibble little Hannibal go ahead and get you a little enjoy the

eight other holes I put in your wall every time you asked me to go over there yeah right that's it you're never getting back by yourself ever I'll let Ruby starve before you go back in there cuz apparently she starves all right no she gets full on don't even do the one thing i asked but it's all right she gets she's full on treats um suck i have a confession cam god what i feel like i'm not the only one who does this like i feel like it's a very normal natural thing what i'm about to tell you i'll be the judge of that i'm very nervous about your way more on the normal side than but I mean we're all freaks but that's another bird I'm very nervous about your reaction I'm about to say okay we all enjoy ordering a pizza right yes everybody loves pizza it's a typical

dipping sauce you would put your pizza in is ranch correct not for me but for most people on earth but it's normal like you don't look at people crooked right whenever they say i like ranch on my pizza yeah i agree that people would put pineapple on their pizza or put too much toppings on their pizza belong in federal prison right don't ever deserve to see the light of day i'd rather have a pineapple than ranch it doesn't really matter okay but there's something i do with my pizza that i haven't really told anybody and i feel like it's a secret that i'm holding inside that i want to share with the people and share with you whenever i get a pizza nice pepperoni pizza especially this tastes real good with the

pepperoni pizza you get some you ever had honey and you drizzle honey on your pizza? I'm about to leave. It's good for your allergies. You're eating a pizza. But it's homegrown honey. Homegrown my ass. Why are you putting honey on pizza? I don't care if it's homegrown, store-bought, straight off the hive.

I don't care if you got them in your room. Do not put honey on pizza unless it's the little dessert pizza. That's sick. What you do is... You could get a bite of Italian beef, Italian meat, pepperoni, grease, mozzarella, and honey. And you mean to tell me your stomach and organs are still working properly?

Because that is... But listen to me. What you do is you take the pizza, right? You take the pepperoni pizza and you get the honey bottle and you just drizzle it like that. It looks fancy when you do it.

I bet it looks cool. And it tastes even better. And you do that and you eat it and then the honey like stays in your mouth a little bit and you get the oh my god you did not just say it stays in your mouth i hope you saw that i i was it locked and loaded it was ready to strike you but then what you you don't eat the crust yet right what i like to do is i eat all the pizza right with with the cheese and the sauce and the

pepperoni on it with the drizzle on it, right? You know what I'm saying? Eat that. The honey stays in your mouth a little bit. Then you get a little shock of the pepperoni, a little shock of the cheese, a little shock of the sauce in your mouth, but then you save all the crust, right? So you just have a pizza box full of crust. Then what I like to do is get a little bowl of The honey right I squirt all the honey into a bowl So there's a nice little pool honey in there and you just get the crust and now you got you got you got you got You got honey sticks First thing you suck you just suck as a person. You really do.

I can't be the only one! I love you, but you suck. I can't be the only one. Second thing, if you're keeping a boneyard, a gravesite of pizza crust till the end, you're a freak. That's the second thing. Thirdly, you have not done this in front of me for a very obvious reason. Because that would immediately break out into an altercation. We would be two fighting men in the middle of whoever's living room or kitchen that we're eating this in.

So this is your one and only warning. If you do that in front of me, you're going to be struck. There's no more labels and warnings for you. But have you ever had honey and toast? Yes, it's the same thing with it with the there's not mozzarella and sauce on it and meat So it's not the same thing. That's like saying have you ever had honey and toast? Yeah, what's the same thing is putting honey on your turkey and ham sandwich? No, that might be good

You want to talk about intrusive thoughts I'm imagining whooping your ass right now because this is no I feel like I'm gonna get an overwhelming amount of support of people that do that I pray to God you don't I seriously it's gonna piss me off if you do y'all are gonna anger me and I'm not gonna go on record saying that again because i love all of you but if there's people that agree with you on this i'm just gonna lose a tad bit of hope in all of humanity lose hope okay but you're acting like i do this when i get a meat lovers pizza and there's a bunch of and it's only pepperoni pizza right but it's especially good if you get the garlic crust oh my god garlic crust dip it into the honey it like, it just like drips from the thing and then you just put that in. Oh. Oh my God. You know what?

The crust part, I'll let it slide. Yeah. Doesn't sound too good. The pizza is unacceptable. No, do it. It's un- do it. I don't even dip it in ranch. And you think I'm gonna put honey on it? Yeah, you probably don't season your chicken either, so what is-

I definitely season your chicken either so what is I? Definitely season my chicken You cook beef in beef only dinner beef Breakfast, whatever you buy lunch beef beef beef beef Do you season your beef? Yeah with what? like barbecue with barbecue do you hear this guy barbecue like where's your red nose because you're a clown where is it no like barbecue like rub you put bar oh my god dude you are just why do you think why do you think i have so much honey

in my pantry what do you have you ever you ever no you're digging why do you think I have so much honey in my pantry? Have you ever... No. You're digging your hole. Why do you think I have so much... You're digging your... Why do you think I have so much honey in my pantry and it's always empty? Because it's non-perishable and it has a shelf life of like four years. Exactly. And the pizza doesn't.

So you just empty all the honey out on the pizza. I'll give you the... On the sheer amount of respect I have for you as a man, I'll give you the, on the sheer amount of respect I have for you as a man, I'll give you the crust. I'm not putting on the pizza. I'll try a crust dipper. Oh, my God. I don't, like, I'm not, honey is not enough for me to just put honey on something.

It has to be honey and something else. But the honey's so rich, too. So that's what I'm saying. It sticks like a goo in your mouth. And then you just insert the pizza over and over again, and you get that red sauce in there and it's starting to mix with the honey oh my god dude and then you're and then you're about to get grabbed i'm this is pissing me off and then no no and then the cheese acts as a layer in there you just said when the red sauce and the honey mixes yeah it's like it's like oh that's vomit that is absolute throw up

the the literal thought the pizza and the honey i was allowing my brain to just in one side out the other but when you i i in my head i literally visioned like if there was an a graphic i could pop up i envisioned a pot of just sauce tomato based sauce and someone taking honey and just pouring it mixing it up and giving it that sounds magical to me i am this is not okay i am am literally, you're, this is. And then you get a little pepperoni, maybe sticks on the roof of your mouth right there. It's so good. I'm telling you. I'm telling, next time we order a pizza, right? I won't be, I won't be there with you the next time you order pizza.

Just let me, let me have some kind of joy. You can have that. Do it all you want. Don't do it in front of me. That, it's so good. I'll let you do it in front of me. That. It's so good. I'll let you do it in front of me. I don't care. You know what? But you have to try it with me. No, I don't.

No, I absolutely don't. You eat the world's hottest chip, then we can talk about who has to try it. When are you going to let that go? It was the hottest chip in the world. You made me eat salm. And that's sardines. And that still wasn't even adequate payback. It really wasn't.

Dude, that stunk up the studio for like a week it did that was that was dude and we went out after that and i was shaking i don't know why i don't know why i can't even lie right now i don't know why i'm starting to think about the honey on pizza it's good as fuck it's good bro it's good bro i can't lie i'm telling you you. You pissed me off with something. Some cogs are moving up here. And it was going like this and then it just went. Started going back the other way.

Just imagine me shirtless, right? What the hell? Shut up. No, shut up. Imagine you shirtless. With an apron on. Why? What is this?

With the pizza hat. A secret sexy Santa thing? No. With the pizza hat. And I have a nice thick pepperoni pizza. And I'm dressed like that. Imagine that. This is a different Papa John's.

What are you? No. Why are you shirtless? Papa Peyton. Papa Peyton. No. Papa Peyton would get Papa slept if I see this funny like you're this is I can't because that's until I try. It's you're you're kind of convincing me, though.

I know, you know, weird, strange, all day universe right now. I'm kind of look at your legs. Oh, I always go, whoa. And if you don't want your dog and what? You need help. You need psychiatric help. You need psychiatric help. I'm going to buy you a straitjacket. Stop. I just saw you load up.

You literally were laughing. I've got a candle. What? You have a candle? I've got a candle What you have a candle now? Saying with no door this man said i've got a candle and i've got a sponge i live in a hallway with no doors no rooms yeah that's your mind you live in that empty apartment of a brain you have there's why are you there's so many different bodily fluids right now. There's spit, there's tears. You look in pain, actual pain. You look and stop moving back and forth. Just sit there. It's all that damn sauce and honey. That's why your stomach hurts.

You're a freak. You ever heard that song? No. It's about a sponge with no doors, no rooms, and a candle. It sounds like a start to a sick joke. It's so good. Like a weird joke. Sounds like someone's hostage. It's so good.

I'll play it for you after. I would really prefer if you don't. Turn my ears off for that one. Breathe. You need to breathe. You need to take a three-second breath. Breath work. Here we go.

God, your belly button. The fact that it's cold in here and your belly button's still somewhat sweaty. Feel it. It's not. No. You want to wrestle? No. I just got like a second wind energy.

Put that finger down Hey, ET calm down over there you dude this damn like okay Just for y'all to know I have I have not bought him a Starbucks drink since and we have already discussed this three shots of espresso Is not much at all you want to put on our Halloween costumes again? Do you hear this like he is? He is a child. He is doing it himself. I'm not. Just know that. When y'all go to comment, just know that Uncle Cam is...

Red Ranger, assemble! I'm scared. I'm scared. Alright, sorry guys. We just got back from a quick little intermission. I apologize. I apologize. Come back to earth. I got water. It's a good song. I did play it for Cam. It's not a good song. It's not. It's just not. I got a candle. Did I tell you how I made a woman bleed inside a grocery store? What does that mean? It was

an accident. It better have been. You'd be getting the police called on you. Okay, what happened was, so we're large individuals, right? Yes. So I was going down the chips and salsa aisle, and this woman, she was shorter,

and the salsa was on the shelf that she couldn't reach. So as I was walking by, she goes, "'Excuse me, sir, can you grab that salsa for me right there? "'I can't reach it. "'I'm used to this. "'I've been doing this since I was an adolescent.'" Her whole, excuse me, sir, can you grab that salsa for me right there? I can't reach it. I'm used to this. I've been doing this since I was an adolescent. You know what I'm saying? Giraffe arm.

I'll go grab that. Here you go. I'm the hero for the day. I've been having problems with my anxiety and sweaty palms, right? Oh, my God. So as I was going to grab the salsa, being the hero for the day, I gripped too hard and it slipped out of the sweaty palm it shattered right on her foot it hit her foot already the impact i know that hurts then it shatters open-toed shoes she was wearing i wouldn't advise that for a grocery store but it's not her fault dangerous test but it's not her fault that i dropped it onto her foot immediately

she makes a noise she goes ah loud everybody looks everybody heard that you are sweating at this point i'm shamu wet you are you just jumped out of a pool i'm starting to shake a little bit in the leg and i don't do well whenever people get injured around me because i'm not a doctor i haven't been trained for this task so any kind of injury around me if i'm involved or not i don't do well i shut down probably not a good characteristic trait of mine I just don't know what to do right you know what I'm saying that's a lot of responsibility on me and then I didn't know what to say right because I'm not good in the under pressure like this so I say uh oh did it get you did it get you what else am I supposed to say oh I'm sorry let's start with that i'm sorry for

slicing your ankle and and ruining the one thing you needed from me so now i'm sorry for torturing you in this in this moment of time did it get you she goes uh and she was trying to be nice and she goes oh yeah i think so a little bit and I go oh okay what do you want me to do she goes you're useless I was panicking and she goes uh will you grab somebody and I go yeah now this is a lot of responsibility on me I was about to say you can I'm surprised you even made it to the chips and salsa aisle. Because you, I mean, it's like, you're like a service dog

when it comes to being in a group. Like, you have to be absolutely drugged to where you're supposed to. Like, I mean, it's bad, so. So, she says, will you grab somebody? I was like, yes. But before I did that, I asked her, I was like, do you want me to grab you another salsa?

Because I knew that was her objective she wanted to like no I'm fine I'm fine just get just get an employee please please I want to go home with both feet like no it's it's fine it's so I don't even know what I was thinking sauce it's no it's a Thursday salsa's for the weekend you know you're uh thanks a lot so I immediately I started to overthink the situation, right? I didn't know if I should grab a cashier or if I should grab the health service people. I didn't know if I should grab the police officer at the door. So all this stuff was going through my brain while I was real hot.

And everybody was looking at me because they know I hurt her. And I felt bad and I don't like that. And she's there, oh, oh, oh, ma'am, oh, oh. So all, the rationale in my mind was like I need a doctor right? So I went I went to the pharmacy and I said there's a woman bleeding in the chips and salsa aisle. She said sir we just hand out medicine. She's probably like, what do you want me to do, you idiot?

And I said, oh. She goes, sir, we just hand out medicine. And I go, so you can't help her? No, dumbass. Bro, I was so scared. And so I go, who do I kiss? She goes, anybody else. Oh.

And so then, I didn't like, at this point, this is like doomsday for me. This is my worst nightmare because I don't like making people sad. I don't like injuring people. Everyone is watching you. You've already communicated wrong to the wrong group of people, and you're dripping sweat. And I didn't have underwear on, so I was scared that the sweat was going to go. I was wearing sweatpants, so I was scared that it was going to start to show,

like the butt sweat. I was going through it. And so I just grabbed the cashier, and I was like, somebody's bleeding in the chips and salsa. And they're like, what happened? I was like, tink. Scan chips and salsa and they're like what happened I was like and they go what happened I said I don't know she just asked me to grab her you lied on it I didn't want to go to jail you're not gonna go to jail I'm bad under pressure you're horrible that is an understatement and I looked and she was standing

there like trying to wipe the like glass off her foot I was bro I panicked so bad maybe so I walked like one of the people they got from like the help service people over there and they came with like mops and like bandages and all that getting her ready and I walked with them because I'm not a coward so I was gonna go face what I did and then then so she was like, oh, God, thank you so much. And they're asking her if she's okay. And I was like, you should really look at that. And it was real bad. She's probably like, shut up.

And so they were, get him away from me. They were giving her a tourniquet, right? Okay. Whatever. Band-Aid maybe, maybe some gauze. And so they were fixing her and she had like one of those handheld baskets she wasn't getting a lot of groceries right she just had chips in there she had whatever and so it was on the ground and then so i picked it up right i picked up her

basket and she goes can you please put that down and i said I'm so sorry. She's like, I wish I never would have asked you. And then I was walking out, and there's this kid walking, and he goes, cucumber Gatorade. And I said, not right now. I can't right now. It was my worst. You're literally like this. You're like, just now he's sad. She she's injured a pharmacy has a hell of a story to say a cashier still hates his shift right now and the other guy a tourniquet you dropped a jar of

salsa not a saw blade it probably barely got her a couple nicks but it was so red on the ground because i couldn't tell if it was salsa or if it was her i didn't know she made a yelp and that made my heart bro like it was like my brain like nothing was there it was just fog and black that's most of the time but oh my god that's you need to find that woman again if i mean hopefully she doesn't run from you but if you were to find her again you need to buy her some salsa you need to hand or a shirt. I tried everything I click I picked up her basket. She said put it down She's like please God no I'm trying to make it out of here alive. I'm so sorry to the salsa woman and that's sick inside the grocery store I'm sorry for you on my behalf of this loony

Um, that's that's sad. Yeah my bad so the moral of that story don't don't buy salsa on a thursday when this guy's in your proximity if it's on the top shelf just find another one yeah i'm really going like i i should have brought that up because i started to get over it now now you're just thinking about your decision it's such a bad day dude oh and i'm sorry to the guy that recognized the videos. I didn't mean, I just was going through a lot. He was going through hell on earth. He's just like, he's just trying to get to Howard.

Yeah. Oh, Howard's his car. I've got a can of snow. No, they don't, they're not. Got a little boom in my big truck. Gonna turn it up. Up on the toolbox, it don't they're not you got a little boom in my big truck And the turn here though up on toolbox it don't matter Okay, girl. I can't wait to watch you do your fight I think I broke it. Did I break it?

I think you just broke the couch. I'm so sorry. It literally sounded like somebody's humorous bone just snapped. We got to end it. I'm not feeling any loose wood, though. I hear something. That's not. Oh, yeah.

It's not. Where's your. Oh, your phone's right there. It's not stable. But. All right, guys. Thank you so much for watching this episode of the You Should Know Podcast. Thanks for bearing with us.

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