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Episode Date: February 26, 2024

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Welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 101. Round of applause, please. Fantastic. Fantastic. Thank you so much everybody welcome back to the usual podcast episode 101 if you're new here if you haven't already looked below you see the subscribe button is it pressed you're wrong if you look even more below then you see that comment section is it fulfilled with your name guess what even more wrong go ahead and fill that out guys austin texas we are coming in about four days right four days four days from monday we are going to be at austin texas a sold out hometown show emos austin we cannot wait there is an official after party for the austin show there is an official after party It will be announced on my Instagram story at PSHA,

on Cameron's Instagram story at CamKinney22, and at YouShouldKnowPod on Instagram. So I know a lot of y'all are like, where's the after party? Where's the new logo? It's everywhere. Everything is where it's supposed to be. Guys, we're four days away from Austin, Texas. I am so, so excited for that.

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The secret code for the intro is triple digits, baby. We love you. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Don't ever double it. You got absolutely no clap. I just want to let that be known. It is crickets in here.

You would think we were the only two people in this studio. We basically are. They don't care about us. They genuinely don't support you. It's all good. You got in the logo, and now they're like, yeah, he thinks he's fine. Hey, what's up, guys? It's okay.

Appreciate it. It's all right. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Nope. Too late. Too late. Okay. Well, Cam, when we have to address something.

Loyalty. Respect. Thank you for this shirt. Cam got me a WWE shirt. Cam, when we have to address something. Loyalty. Respect. Thank you for this shirt. Cam got me a WWE shirt for the audio listeners. You can't see it, but I wear this all the time. Am I CM Punk shirt? Hustle.

Loyalty. Respect. And okay, let's talk about something real quick. We have to address Cameron at the beginning of the episode. What? You're wearing low cuts? I'm wearing low cut socks. Low cut sacks?

Low cut sack, if you know what I mean. Trip on them things sometimes. It's like two kettlebells. A low-cut sock with kettlebells is crazy. You have low-cut socks on with wide-legged flared jeans. Yeah. Is there a problem with my fashion? School bus?

No, there's not. I thought I was going for the black and yellow, black and yellow. Yeah, I'd transport it to 2011. Anyway, what were you saying before you rudely ostracized me? I can see inside of your thigh almost. Like, you are exposed to me, and I kind of make me... Oh, come on, when you talk like that, you make a guy go mad. Oh, come on, when you talk like that, you make a guyan go mad. Oh, cowan, when you talk like that, you make a cowan go mad. Cowan, a cowan.

I don't like when you join. It's not the best. It's not for you. It's not. It's not for you. I'll just take the song. You just take them. You just take it.

What were you saying before? What were you actually saying? We have to address something at the top of the episode. And it was a big discussion in pre-production. Right? Oh, my God. So, there's a ritual here, right? Yeah.

We'll do some pre-pro. We'll be like, all right, let's set the setup. As you can see, there's a new set. We got the family of koalas back. Say hi to your favorite koala. Yeah, right? So, then what normally happens is I have to pee. I have too many liquids. You know, I always keep six beverages by my side whole gallon of water cameron acts like he doesn't have a commode at

his own house every time we come into the studio cam's like oh be right back gotta go poop you know what i mean it's like a it's a pre get the butterflies out you let them get back in the mud land go down that little porcelain throne tube they got. And you raw dog it. You put your bear sack and bear hole on that thing. I trust the cleaning crew in this establishment. I see them work often. They are a great crew.

They are a fantastic crew of workers. There's never urine or loose hair. Until now. So, Ken went to the potty. He uses uses the handicap stock he doesn't care about other people in case somebody with an element needs to come in there he's like sorry it's occupied by my rear end i want the biggest soul i'm a big guy i need the biggest one so oh god cam comes back to the studio right and he's like i'm not gonna lie i clogged it up now we had we have Ryan in the studio as well. Ryan didn't hear that part.

Ryan was already on his way to the restroom because he had to go drop some Super Bowl. Drop old Cleveland Brown off. Drop that good old Oakwood off. Get them fish and food. Put that old cut of old soggy. You give them gutter fish and food. Take that old maple tree and break it off. You know what I mean? So he goes to the restroom. Put that right cut of old soggy. You give them gutter fish some food. You know what I mean? Take that old maple tree and break it off. You know what I mean?

So he goes to the restaurant. Put that right down the middle. And as selfish as Cameron, Ryan is also selfish. He's like, I don't care if other people have elements. I'm going to go to the handicap stall. He was going to follow up Cam's commode. Now, Ryan comes back from the bathroom. Ryan goes, Cam, did you see what was in the big stall?

He said, it looks like a massacre is what he said. He said, it is so clogged. One of the worst I've ever seen. Cam goes, it was me. Now, apparently, this is what I've gained from this. The toilet was already clogged Correct Cam saw the clogged toilet No no no no

No you shut up No you shut up How are y'all gonna tell me to shut up When it is my My poop story Cause we're gonna say the truth And you're gonna say you're lying You weren't there

You don't know the truth You weren't there I don't trust you So Cam sees a clogged toilet right No Cam says Who cares That's not what I Cam sees a clogged toilet, right? No. Cam says, who cares? That's not what I said.

Pulls his stuff down and lays a lasagna in somebody else's work. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Now explain yourself. I'm not a friend of Laz and Megba. Now explain yourself. Okay. Explanation time.

Ryan's like this. He's like waiting. We've been waiting for this explanation. I go to the big stall. Literally not a handicap stall. There's not a sign on the stall. He's like waiting. We've been waiting for this explanation. I go to the big stall. Literally not a handicap stall. There's not a sign on the stall. It's a handicap stall. Just because it's the big one?

Yes. What sense does that make? So people with wheelchairs can get in there. Yeah, but there's not a handicap thing on the... It doesn't have to, bro. Anyway, I go to the big stall i sit down normal toilet yeah cleaning crew did a great job there's water in the bowl okay water in the bowl no poop no urine no tissue clean toilet so it wasn't clogged correct hear me out i sit down i immediately you can leave the explicit details out. Okay, so I poop, right?

Yes. So even though it's only me, I courtesy flush myself. I'm enjoying a quick game of Clash Royale. I don't want to just live in my own stench. So I flush the toilet, and all of a sudden, I hear like a gurgle. It's like... It starts to come back to you. Yeah, it's coming back to talk to you.

It's coming to reap what it sowed. So I lift a leg, and I look down there. All the water gone, all of my shit's still in the bowl. So now we have a dilemma. I still got to wipe. So I go, that's weird. I look, nothing but poop, no water, so sorry, but you asked for the story. So then I finish, I wipe. Okay, I but poop. No water. So sorry, but you asked for the story. So then I finish. I wipe.

Okay, I'm good. I go to flush again. I get up and I see what happened the first time under me. It drains the water, but then just starts to come back up again. So you just clogged the toilet. But it wasn't me. Well, no one else did it. But it wasn't my poop.

What? It wasn't me. I didn't clog. did it. But it wasn't my poop. What? It wasn't me. I didn't clog. Like, when you clog a toilet, when a toilet is clogged. Was it clogged before you got there? No. Was it clogged when you left? Yeah.

Who clogged it? Not me. Okay, all right. All right. Hey, guys, welcome back to the UChannel Podcast, episode 101. We're not going to keep talking about poop. Oh, but I'm defending my honor. We can't.

We can't. When you clog a toilet, the water doesn't go anywhere. Okay. That's what I'm saying. You clogged it. It's all right, bro. But to me, I have a restroom segue.

It looks like the beaches of Normandy. Anyway. I have a segue for this, right? Because here at this studio, we came here on a weekend to record episode 100. So we're the only ones

in this big office building. Only ones. The cleaning crew was in the men's restroom. Yes. The women's restroom is right by it. Correct. So I'm like, we're the only ones in here.

Correct. I decide to go to a women's restroom. I'm thinking, I've never done this. I've never been in a women's restroom. I've always thought about it as like this magical powder land. Pink. Pink. Smells good.

Smells good. There's glitter somewhere. Yeah, somewhere. All the mirrors have light bulbs on it. Ambient light. always thought about it as like this magical powder land pink pink smell good smells good there's glitter somewhere yeah somewhere all the mirrors have light bulbs on it when i say women are the nastiest creatures i've ever witnessed oh my god oh yeah the the smell i smelled when i walked into their woman's restroom rotten ranc. Rancid. Rancid. You would have thought that you would have thought Buffalo Wild Wings had their slaughterhouse of buffalo in the woman's restroom.

That's what it smelled like. And I'm not going to lie. I go to the first stall. I'm going to go pee because they don't have urinals. I didn't really think about that. That threw me off when I was like,

where's the urinals? Bunch of empty walls. Bunch of stalls. That's where they should have the little glitter playroom. Glitter rooms. You know what I mean? So I go to the first stall.

Wads of toilet paper in there. And I'm like, okay. I go to the next stall. Wads of toilet paper in there. One more stall. Wads of toilet paper in there. I'm like, what is happening with women?

Where they're just like, mm-hmm. Gotta leave that there. What is going on? Okay, I only have my wife to base it off of. I have a running theory that women use way more toilet paper than needed. Is that a fact? Like, way more.

I'm talking. I've never lived with a woman. I'm talking, if I were to put a fresh roll of toilet paper on, say we go somewhere for the weekend and come back, that bitch is done. It is absolutely used. All of it's gone. Why?

It is gone. Liv goes, yeah. Oh, the part that kills me. I don't know if it's OCD. I don't know if it's a mint. Are you a crumble in water or a fold? We talk about this every week. You know my answer.

Ryan, fold, man? Do you fold? Bro, I think. It looks like every woman crumbles. Liv gets a yard rope of toilet paper, compresses it down to one little goo. And she's just like. I'm convinced that most women crumble after I saw what I saw in that restroom. Because it was all crumbled up. But let's stop talking about bathrooms.

Yeah. But why was it there when you. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. They're gross. It's like they're like that's how they're like no one's in here anymore and they do that i think that's their sign of like before we leave this have you ever seen the ones with the little trash cans i'm not going to talk about it okay because i went to a woman's bathroom they had the trash cans and he Yeah. Don't ever look at them. Don't ever get curious if you see a small trash can.

Are you a raccoon? In a woman's bathroom. I'm not going to lie. I've never walked past a trash can and been like, I'm interested in the contents of this. I've never done that. See, but the reason being, I think that toilet might have been clogged too. So I was like, I got to get rid of this paper. Whoa.

Whoa. What? That toilet might have been clogged as well. Because I'm trying to think, why did I have to open that trash can? So wait, whenever you, we clog a toilet, but you still have more tissue to use. You'd rather me. You put it in the trash can. In a public restroom?

Not necessarily with the full first second scoop. I'm talking like the end of the road. This is what I've been saying for a hundred weeks. Cam is nastier than me. You have an open sore on your foot right now that is infected. Take your shoe off. Take your shoe off. You wore black socks for a reason.

You wore black socks for a reason. You slick little bastard You are How long you had those found them today those are yours For a while I bet these in high school cuz I used to only wear low-cut socks or no socks in high school I remember I told you I went through that phase. I remember that face, but I saw it firsthand Let's talk about this past week. We had our sold out Tampa show. One time. Fantastic week. Fantastic week.

Tampa, Florida. We are. We said this on the Qualic Club, I believe. Yes. We are. We're going to say it. Tampa was the best show we've had this far. Tampa has.

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It's a toss-up between New York and Tampa, but Tampa was... Once I got a full there's a toss-up between new york and tampa but tampa was once i got a full night's rest full night's rest it was it was clear to me no tampa was amazing even before the show when we were just going out in the street tampa was like the fan love in tampa was something i've never experienced good place and just like the show i think our personally it was our best show and then the and then the crowd was the best crowd. So I say that to say, and this might be a little harsh to some cities, the most meaningful show to me is coming up this week.

Austin, Texas, you have a lot to compete with. Homecoming show. The boy is back on his turf where he pissed excellence for 18 solid consecutive years. Do not let him down, Austin Tech. And so with the Austin show, too, you have to get there early as possible because there's no assigned seats. It's first come, first serve, except for the first three rows. Those are meet and greets. Yes.

So if you want to get close, if you want us to be able to see you on the stage, get there early as you can. Wait outside. We'll have intern peers come out there and entertain you all for a little bit. It'll be a good old line. There'll be plenty of you all there. But we flew to Tampa, yes or no we did one thing about flying that i don't know if other people go through this i go through a lot so you know when you're flying right no signal in the sky none can't receive text messages sms isn't working up there

in the sky and even when they sell you the wi-fi shit does still doesn't work right wi-fi on a flight but then you land right and right before you touch the ground you get that signal back and then you hear it through the plane ding ding yep all the notifications my phone and then we were landing from temple right birthday weekend live show weekend i'm thinking oh this phone's about to be hot i could grab my phone out of my pocket no notification now i'm like it's do not disturb on no it's not on no one look is my service up all the bars and wi-fi lte and everything the worst pain ever is landing and not getting a single notification on your phone. That's damning evidence. That you are unloved in that moment of time.

That's one of the lowest I've felt in a long time. Was that why you were sad? I was just like, no one cares, bro. No, no, like, no, text me when you land. Let me know when you land. Hope you're safe. It's like no one liked a goddamn Instagram picture or something.

Like, damn. I couldn't get a DM? What's going on? I never knew that until right now. I saw you mope off the plane. I was like, what the hell? I was like, we're in Tampa.

You should be excited. He threw his hood on. It's like 75 degrees. He was like, I was like, what the hell? His stomach hurts. He's like, oh, I love the podcast. Can I get a picture?

I was like, do you actually want one? Yeah. Do you even do? What's the name? Who am I to you? They're like, dude, I think you're, I just think it's funny, man. Yeah, bro, that's the worst. And you had, I would have texted you if I knew.

I text you on the plane sometimes. You text me every flight. You text me every single flight. Either something insanely, insanely rude to myself or a funny little one-liner. Every single flight. We have never gone on a flight where you're not like, hey, knock, knock. And I'm like, hey, I'm trying to go to sleep. You're like, answer the door.

I'm like, I don't want to. Knock, knock. Who's there? Some stupid shit. Chicken butt. Something. And I just look. I find you. And I just look, I find you,

and I'm like, really? And you're like, and you're so excited about it. Every time. When I perish young, you're gonna, you're gonna,

you're gonna, you're gonna miss it. You sound like Lisa. When I die, you're gonna miss me when I die, Cameron. Bro, that's the worst thing parents, my mom used to say that all the time.

She'd be like, don't cry when I'm gone. Bro, I hate this. Why? Okay, I had a conversation the other night, speaking about parents. Would you consider think parents my mom used to say all the time she'd be like don't cry when i'm gone why okay i had a conversation the other night speaking about parents would you consider did we have any toys when we were younger they were like physically danger to us like they could cause pain they were dangerous to our existence yeah the only one i could think of would be the the

one where you put it around your ankle and you jump and it light it lit up what was it called the one hopscotch the skipper there's something like that yeah it's like a razor scooter okay but that's like those cause a lot of problems on the heels that would almost be that one would hurt but a razor scooter is like a form of transportation i'm talking about a toy that is made for fun that could harm you no well i can't think of one my dad we're sitting there i don't even of one. My dad, we're sitting there. I don't even know how this got brought up. We're sitting in the living room. I'm catching up with him. And he goes, yeah, we had some pretty fun.

He goes, we had some pretty fun toys as a kid. And I go, what? What do you mean? He goes, we had a lot of shit that could really hurt us. Out of nowhere, I'm like, he goes, you got any dangerous toys? I was like, what are we talking about? He goes, no, no, no. Think about this. You know those clackers you know those two balls yeah that with the string yeah and you go yeah yeah yeah they're almost like marbles yeah he said yeah back when i was a kid they were made of glass he said you hit those too hard he said it's a

damn grenade right in your face and i go all right that's like who why'd they make that he goes i don't know that's not even the worst one i go what could top that he goes you ever heard of thing called lawn darts lawn darts like a dart like a lawn and a dart i go what's the game obviously not he goes he literally he takes a sip of his drink and sits up in his chair like it's a ghost story he's had like war flashbacks he goes imagine you're in your front lawn you got a dart 18 inches big i swear to god then he's killing elk then he looked him i yeah i said are you hunting like grizzly and then he showed me pictures he goes you got a dart about 18 inches big the tip solid four inches he goes pure metal i go what he goes these dumbasses made a game where they're it came with hoops and

you try to throw it right he goes how long do you think it was until some jackass goes and threw it straight up and they go he goes people were playing last one to leave were chicken shit he said kids are getting impaled he said it's a damn war there's archers and shit i'm like who is making these toys? Dude, that's insane. So then I'm like, they did not care about y'all's generation at all. He goes, not the worst one. I said, you're kidding.

How is he still here? I said, no, no, no, no. And he's proving every one of them. Yeah, yeah. He goes, all right. Back when I was young, I lived in California for a little bit. I go, first off, didn't know that. I go, that's cool.

What life was that? Yeah, who are you? He goes, yeah, yeah. It was a quick's cool what life was that yeah who are you he goes yeah yeah it was a brief uh what do you say it's a quick stand i'm like who are you he literally goes you know those those geodesic domes that's a big word i know and i didn't know either i said i went geodesic bring dr straight so the geodesic dom, those little half domes at playgrounds. Yes. That's like the little sticks and you can just climb it. And that's really it.

He goes, okay, you know that, right? I go, yeah. I mean, that's kind of dangerous.

If you fall off, he goes, no, no, no. He said, where I lived, they had one that was two and a half stories tall.

That's like the one out here. He said it was two and a half stories tall. Kids were breaking their legs, flying off. He was like, why did anybody ever make that? That's the Darwinism game. Yeah. They're just like, we'll see who dies.

They're like, if your kid can't hack it, try again. Yeah. I'm like, they did not give a damn. They really might have been the tougher generation. Dumber generation. Dumber for sure, but no offense. Love y'all. But our generation had dumb games too.

We had tech decks. They had three-story domes. I'm not gonna lie. We played, like, one of our friends had, like, land. We'd go out to their house. Cooper. And we would take their four-wheeler, right? And we would go out to the land, right? And we would grab golf clubs and balls.

And we'd have one person go out in the field and just cover their nuts, put their head down, and look the other way. And we tried the first person we could hit them. No one was good at golf. So it took a while. Just hit them in the back. I once jousted with a homemade wooden shield.

I swear to God. Did you? I swear to God. You talk about my childhood. You were a loser. i had to be creative did you make the wood 100 made this made the shield did you go to home hack where'd you get no actually i think it was pre-made and i finished it it was like a it was like my brother's toy or some shit literally was a piece of wood yeah that was cut out into the shape of a shield

and i attached a handle on the back yeah so then i got my other friends across this is my grandma's house i told you i used to pack a bag. I'd be there for like two weeks. Shit got boring after a while. I had to make something shake. So I literally had this wooden shield, and I got my friends from across the street. Don't remember their names.

It was like a summer fling. They don't mean that much to you. It was like a summer fling. I said, hey, my grandma has two walking sticks. Do you want to use them as swords? And if you can go get a shield, we can joust. Okay. Okay?

How bad do you think this ended like it was it went from this greatest idea to the lamest thing ever with after one trial why was it lame i thought it would be dangerous more than lame why was it lame bro we he had his shield was the top of one of those steel garbage cans that's lit yeah but he had that i had this little ass wooden shield yeah and we it's not like we were on horse. There was no coliseum. We were just running at each other going, and we literally went, yeah, this isn't fun. We went back inside.

It was so ass. But the worst part is we built the whole day up. I went over early, and I was like, yo, today's the joust day. I got the staffs. We're good. Oh, my God, it was some underground ring. Yeah, you were making a competitive lead. There's two kids in a backyard. You were LARPing. And I was like i was larping just without the would you normally should i've learned would you larp with me i would 100 larp

in star wars or lord of the rings maybe harry potter how about we you should know podcast larp what would that be like you dress like me and i dress like you and we go out to a field and we just battle and you're paid and I'm cam okay so I'd have to come up to you hug you in inappropriate ways grab things I'm not supposed to grab and then call you rude name paint that narrative don't do that you touch me more than I touch you that's because you don't know how to love that's because you don't know how to love I got this is how we this is how we exit each other every day. All right, bro. Hey, love you, bro.

See you next time. That's firm. He can dap. And I go, all right, bro. This is his hug back. Let's just show him. Show the hug. Give me a real hug.

Oh, you don't know how? What do you know? He goes like this. You're like a weird cat that just like rubs against your leg because sometimes we do this and I don't like that because this will oh my god you need god

you need the lord we're not sitting there playing pogo stick battles no no I don't want to no stop it for my birthday next year? big 26 oh my god No, no, I don't want to. No, stop it. For my birthday next year? No. Big 26.

Good God. Big 26. Oh, oh my God. I'm surprised I haven't told this story on the podcast before. You ever been to a mall? Nah. What's that? Never been to that one.

What's a mall? I was in a fashion show Runway at a mall When I was a kid I tried to be I swear to God Because I wanted to be an actor And they were doing Casting calls at the mall

Your parents had Too much faith in you They had too Much faith in you Do you remember those Like there would be Those runways and malls I was one of the kids

I remember a whole lot Of girls being in them They had a men's one too. They did ask me at the front because that's when I had my long hair. They were like, girls. They're like, little girls on the left. You go. They're like, oh, fuck.

They see like this tribal kid with a crazy mouth. No, but dead ass. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I'm thinking of that picture Like your hair's covering your face They go, sweetie, girls are on the other side It's like a noise happens

And then you open your face And they go, oh, fuck Some random worker's like, oh, shit He's holding like a clipboard He's like, oh, fuck And you're just like. I'm sorry. So you were weird.

I was a loser. That's why we're good together here. So. All right. So can I say why I did it? Please. Disney? Disney was recruiting there?

It was the same time those radio Disney things were like. Whenever they would like on FM, like Kiss FM, they would say, Disney's doing a casting call, just call this number. And then my mom found out it was a scam or whatever, and I wasn't allowed to do it. But then we went to the mall one time because I wanted to get more Supras, the all-gray ones, because Justin Bieber had them on one music video. I forgot what music video it was, but they were gray Supras, really big.

I think it was the one he was bowling. It was Baby. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. So it was around that time. And I was deep in my acting back. And my kids bought, like, I was really into it. I was really trying to make it out the hood. So, bless you, never do it again. So, that was rude. God.

Just sneezed. I can't help it. Oh. You were deep in your acting back. Deep in my acting back. So, the one of the kiosks they were it was like like a big nice statue and they had cameras and like silhouette models and they were like become a star and i said that's my bag that's what i'm trying to be and so you had like these little pamphlets right there i don't know if it was barden creek mall or lake line mall

somewhere in those or maybe highland i don't remember so uh they had these little pamphlets and it's to fill out your name your email your height didn't know any of that you were like this you didn't even know you were just like they're like they're like honey you need a pencil you're like no you just rip a piece of wood you're like and so i signed up and then my mom got an email saying, hey, the fashion show is like two weeks. And then my mom used to be a model. She used to do runways. Yes.

So she knows the game, like how to do the walk. She knows the ins and outs. So she said, all right, let's go to the foyer. And she's like, I'm going to dress you in a suit. And I was wearing like my mom's suit, like a woman. I was looking like Hillary Clinton, like a black Hillary Clinton with a penis. That's what I looked like. And so I was walking, my tie was immaculately huge.

It was like at my knees. Well, no, that's my. Okay. God, Lee can't make a single continue. And so she basically taught me. She played like a little music in the background. And I was like, like, I was, I was, I was sassy at first. Cause I was, I was learning from her. But then she was like, little music in the background and i was like like i was i was i was sassy at first because i was i told you i was learning from her told you but then she was like no for men they want you to be serious and smooth but i couldn't really clench my jaws down because my teeth were

they were like that was my that was my childhood bro get i had an anxiety attack i didn't go to the show by the way i didn't go i have a big anxiety attack like in the car right there you had your attack no no no it was like the day before i was like i can't and i was i smelled like carl's jr like i smelled like a goddamn baconator like i was i smelled horrible like when i got nervous oh my god that's when i because that's the puberty phase whenever i was just starting oh shit no puberty sweat is is different i told the story about science class the last day of school and my mom was livid that i was walking around other living specimen smelling

like a cricket i love for whatever reason one of my guilty pleasures is when a parent gets mad that their kids stink i thought you're gonna say my guilty pleasure is smelling nasty kids. Oh, no, no, no. We're going to cut. No, no. We're going to figure that out. Like, when a parent genuinely is upset that their kid is the stinky one. Yeah. It's, for whatever reason, it just tickles me. Yeah. And my mom never got to leave that face, because I've

always... You're a 25-year-old stinky guy. She's just like, damn it. And I... Okay, sorry. Go ahead. you can go no it's all right okay i have a challenge for you i have an answer for you i need you to rotate your mic out stare directly at them and give us your give us the thing you prepped for oh like give us the top half walk in the face and the look like the serious one or how i initially did it let's go serious first so like how i would do it now a serious one now okay if you were casted to be a model right now just pretend you're walking give me a beat oh yeah they do have music yeah okay here we

go yeah so now what you literally turn into a cool dude you said yeah that's it you literally stopped doing that's the one right there like what the and your face was different like you literally for don't wink at me your face you were a different guy yeah you went i was like do it, okay. Like, turned into this guy. Travis Grayson, go ahead and put me in one of those. You said, yeah,

let's do it right there. Okay, so now show us what you initially looked like. I mean, I was trying to be my mom. Before the mom training. Or when you were trying

to be your mom. Yeah, because I just took my point of reference. So go ahead. Give me the beat. I had long hair at this point. Okay,

so adult Peyton has already walked and went back. This is kid Peyton now coming out of the curtain. Here we go bro it's the you still have the confidence though i'll give you that you still have oh i did all of my wrongdoings with confidence i did all my wrongdoings with confidence there was never a time where i was aware of what i was doing okay that makes so much sense you'll literally be like

hey my hard drive's in that bag i'm like no it's not you go yes it is i'm like it's in your pocket no it's not how much do you want to bet i go all the money in the world like, it's in your pocket. No, it's not. How much do you want to bet? I go, all the money in the world. You go, it's not going to be in my pocket. You're like, oh, my bad. You're so, like, these are eating me alive. I don't know. It's like, what's going on? It's lucky shorts.

You are lucky short. It's a lucky short. You know your man. Oh, I don't get. I'm so nervous. I know, but I'm nervous of saying it because of the response it elicits on the internet. From me? Oh, from me. On the internet.

Okay, okay. From you, I don't really give a shit about what I... I saw that. It's like you yell at me, and I'm just like... I'm like, all right. Let's hear it. Be careful.

Infrastructure of roads is so confusing to me of the starting point point of how those started like how a road is made i get that's gravel and cement right and there's people and they do the truck i get that but i'm thinking of like a hell of a description i'm thinking like how did that who thought of that right who grabbed a map and was like we're in this city right how we get from this out of town place to this city if i were in charge of maps when we were making them in roads how is every road not straight like do you understand that land land l-a-N-D. Land. So you mean to tell me, you think there could be a straight road

from New York City to Los Angeles? Dead straight. I would think so. Okay, there's this big ass thing called mountains. There's another thing called lakes. Yes or no. Yes or no, do we cut through mountains to make roads? Yes or no.

Yes or no, do we cut through mountains To make roads Yes or no Yes or no Do we cut through mountains To make roads I've been to Colorado Cut through it Yeah As in you hollow the bitch out And you go through it

Yes Whenever we go to Oklahoma Are we not driving In between the mountains That I was once there I feel like I'm wrong I'm gonna have fun with this

I'm wrong You think You think I feel like I'm wrong. I'm going to have fun with this. I'm wrong. You think, you think they excavated dynamite. They made dynamite. And they, no. I'm pretty sure I learned that, that they made dynamite and they blew up mountains to put in the roads, in the tunnels. For tunnels. Tunnels.

There's tunnels on the road. No, no. What? That's like fingers and thumbs. That's like fingers and thumbs thumbs that's like fingers and thumbs a thumb isn't a finger it's a thumb holy shit every time every time every time listen i'm not gonna look no no no i said it wrong i said it wrong how many fingers you have i said how many fingers you have every time every thumb is a finger not every finger is a thumb that's roads and tunnels a tunnel oh i'm gonna hit you what is this that's a finger that's a pinky it can never be a thumb okay yeah and a thumb can never be a pinky none of these can ever be anything else what are you talking about

every thumb is a finger you thought you did something not every finger is a finger. You thought you did something. Not every finger is a thumb. Yeah, no shit. That's tunnels. Every middle finger isn't a thumb either. That's tunnels and roads. That's tunnels and roads. What is a tunnel? A tunnel is a road

with a good old hood on it. Okay, so that's a tunnel. Is a tunnel not a road? You said, I said, yeah, you said that you- So it's a road. So you're just arguing with me.

But you said they use dynamite for roads. I said, no, no, no. Yes, tunnels. Yes. Not every road is made with dynamite. roads i said no yes tunnels yes not every road is made with dynamite is a tunnel is a tunnel a tunnel without a road what what what are you saying is a tunnel a tunnel without a road a tunnel is the road thank you that's what

i'm saying this whole goddamn time no you said they use dynamite i learned that they use dynamite for roads you said for tunnels i said yes for tunnels not for roads you said all tunnels are roads yes that's right not all roads are tunnels not all roads are tunnels are you confusing me yes it is listen no no no you just said all roads are tunnels no oh my god no i'm saying i told you no because you're honestly pissing me off because I'm tired of always getting this narrative that I'm the wrong one. And you're just trying to, you're trying to whip me.

And I'm not good at whipping. I'm not whipping. Oh, whip. Oh. I thought you said I'm trying to whip you. And I said, I said, I am not trying to whip you. You are frightening right now. You are absolutely gargoylish.

You are terrifying. Okay, listen. And we're going to start from scratch. Stop interrupting me. Drop are terrifying. Okay, listen, and we're going to start from scratch. Stop interrupting me! Drop the volume. I'm in there. You are holding back a strike. And if you did that

on camera, the world didn't always know what happens. Let's talk peacefully. You don't say harder. If you did that on camera, the world, they'd always know what happens behind those doors. Let's talk peacefully. You don't say harder. Start from... What? What?

Even in a serious moment like this, you're going to pull that out of nowhere and say I ask harder? You're kidding me. No. Never. At kidding me. No. Never. At the gym. No. When I spank you before you squat. You don't go.

I go harder. I say, I say, harder! No, I don't. Oh, I push my butt out. No, I don't. No, I don't. Okay, you're going to shake my hand. No, I don't want to touch you until we're done. Okay, then stop the screaming.

Oh, you're already getting mad. You're gaslighting me. You're a master manipulator. I was screaming too. I said I'm gonna stop. This was a sign of truce, so I said I'll stop screaming, you stop screaming, start over. Okay, you said dynamite. Oh, i thought i was going i thought you're gagging yourself that's that's that's nasty okay go go i'll let you go go you can't let me do anything yeah i can let you speak

all right a road right yes a tunnel is just a name for a special road. Correct. Agreed. So it is a road. Correct. So when I said they blew up mountains with dynamite to make roads, was I wrong? They did tunnels. And we just said, what is a tunnel?

A tunnel is a road, comma, comma. That's a thing. That's a real thing. Okay. That's like saying math. I'd love to see where you go with this one. I can't wait to see your end road with this. I'm doing subtraction.

Okay. Not addition. Yeah. That's like road with this. I'm doing subtraction. Okay. Not addition. Yeah. That's like saying, well, we're still doing math, right? Okay. You following? Mm-hmm. That's the same thing.

With a tunnel, a tunnel is a road that isn Oh, no, just that. Road that isn't closed. Okay. What I'm about to say, you say one word, too. Okay. A tunnel is a... One word. A tunnel is a...

Tunnel. That's... You can't... You can't... You can't... You are literally forcing me to give the wrong thing. A tunnel is a road. Thank you.

It is a road. Okay, so you just stop being difficult. Okay, go. Tunnel is a thing. A tunnel is a road. Thank you. It is a road. Okay, so you just stop being difficult. Okay, go. Tunnel is a road. A tunnel is a road. They used dynamite to make room for tunnel. And a tunnel is a road. So I'm right.

You're wrong. No. It's time to play the game. We have to move on before we break out in a wrestle. We have to move on before we Greco-Roman each other. In the comments right now, yes or no. Why? Time out.

Time out. Time out. Time out. Why are you? Who made you head lawyer? You're the only one that gets to ask questions. Did you or did you not say? Because you're just arguing with me. I'm giving you answers.

To argue. Can I ask answers? No. Ask answers. Can I ask questions? You can't even talk. Can I ask questions. Can I ask answers? No. Ask answers. Can I ask questions? You can't even talk. Can I ask questions? Can I ask questions?

After mine. In the comments right now, a tunnel is a road. So therefore, when they used TNT to make roads, they were making tunnels, which are roads. And now I'm flustered in the brain and i feel like i shit myself oh now you're flustered i had a long conversation with my therapist about you no you didn't yes i did no you did she goes how's your work and i go what she goes how's your work and i go successful and she goes let's go deeper she goes you do with your best friend right I go, successful. And she goes, let's go deeper. She goes, you do it with your best friend, right?

And I go, yeah. She goes, do you think that's your best friend? And I go, I've never really thought about it. I think so. And she goes, why have you not thought about it? Does it not come easy to you? And I was like, I don't know, I tend to not think about it. And then she goes, you always tend to not think about things

that hurt your feelings does he hurt your feelings and i go well now that you say that yeah oh and she goes do you think it's a healthy work environment and i go i try to make it one and then she goes what makes it not and i go that oh he makes me feel bad about myself oh okay and then she said what can he do to make it better? And I said, he can grab my wet armpit on camera. Nope. Do you want me to be happy? Yeah.

Speaking of healthy work environment, did you mention the maggots over there in the trash can? The fruit fly farm that we're currently harvesting? Are they here again? No. Over there. Oh, so there you go. Another example of Cam blaming Are they here again? No. Over there. Oh, so there you go. Another example of Cam blaming, paying for something that's not even there. Why isn't it there? Because I cleaned it

with my bare hands. All three of us went, oh. I cleaned it with my hands and my knees. All of this I cleaned by myself. I changed the set by myself today. Look at him. I'm getting bigger, no?

Yeah. Been in that gym. Hey, show Peyton some love. If you go to his Snapchat. I stink. And I have to go do things after this. If you go to his Snapchat, you'll see he's been very good at showing his gym portion in his day of the lives. He's been in the gym.

He's working. Your neck veins are like surging. Let's do this simultaneously. Oh, I can't talk to him on mic. I thought we were recording. No. He's been doing very good in the gym. Bubba's been doing very good.

He always talks himself down me and ryan gotta bring him up lift him up hey you're good we know you got gummy shoulder syndrome but i didn't i didn't say a lot just now a lot didn't come out we know you have gummy shoulder syndrome okay but you're still good and he always talks himself down so give him some confidence he does everything else in life confident except the gym. And he needs to know he's strong, he's athletic, and you have what it takes. I honestly don't think I do anything confidently. Like, anymore.

Except for lie. I'll tell you, I'm fed up with full heart. Hey, you literally, if it was like a sitcom or something, you tell him, you're like, yeah, I'd love to try that. All right. Definitely. Yeah, I'll hit you up later. We'll talk later. or something, you tell him, you're like, yeah, I'd love to try that. All right. Definitely. Yeah. I'll hit you up later. We'll talk later.

I'll see you tomorrow. You turn the second turn. It's like, you walk out. He's like, no, I don't lie that much. You don't. You don't. You don't know. I lie to you.

I could be lying to you. That's true. You do do. Do you do do. Oh, do do. You do do. I love fourth grade. You do something.

This is going to hurt me. Yeah. You have a, you have a knot in your thing, a titty nibble. Stop punching it. But it's scaring me. Okay, if I were to give you, I'm going to test you on something real quick. Okay. Say you set an alarm.

What time do you set your alarm in the morning? What time do you set your alarm? Depends on the event I have to wake up for. Just say something. Seven o'clock. Hmm. So if I were to be like, hey, Cam,

what time are you setting your alarm? 7 a.m. Okay. What do you say now that pisses me off? Now, when you say 7 a.m., right, what does that mean? 7 in the morning.

Right? A.M. means in the morning. Why is it a.m., actually? After midnight. Ah, is that what he says? I don't know. I'm just kind of making up. So, my biggest pet peeve.

I am. My biggest pet peeve. Yeah. Is this little trash bag over here. He, all the time, he'll be like, bro, it was 8 A.M. in the morning. No shit! 7 P.M. at night. Oh, I thought it was 7 P.m. in the morning. No shit! 7 p.m. at night. Oh, I thought it was 7 p.m. during the morning, before noon.

Why do you feel the need to do that? It's something in my brain. I can't control it. That's a scary place. Is it dark? You ever seen pinball? Bro, hell, pinball. Put eight balls in a pinball machine.

That's his brain. That's definitely my brain. But, like, expand the machine even more. I don't know, actually. And I know it pisses you off. I think my subconscious holds on to that. Because it's a quick way to get under your skin. It pisses me off so much. It does.

7 a.m. in the morning. It doesn't make so much sense. I'm not going to sit here and argue it. It's bad. But anytime like I'm on TikTok or I'm watching like like anything or somebody's video somebody's content as soon as they give me a time say 7 a.m and they say in the morning or 8 p.m at night next video uninterested i can't that's how much i hurt you it just it aches me so much that's like saying i'm gonna go get uh chick-fil-a food yeah no shit chick-fil-a what what do you think i was with chick-fil-a

oh you're gonna go i'm gonna go i'm gonna go i'm gonna go eat a chick-fil-A what? What do you think? What Chick-fil-A? A hat. Oh, you're going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go eat. Merch. I'm going to go eat at Chick-fil-A food. That's not the same. That's the same thing. That's not quite the same. It's a good analogy.

It's a great analogy. But it's not. I'm going to go shoot. Eating Chick-fil-A food was better. Not eat at Chick-fil-A food. Because that's not even the name. To eat Chick-fil-A food is then saying Chick-fil-A is because that's not even the name to eat chick-fil-a food is is then saying chick-fil-a is the food and then you're doubling on the food but to eat at

chick-fil-a that is now a location food is now only by itself not double double food so the person that does it the worst has the nerve to tell me yeah and and you don't make me feel good this is another thing i went with my therapist i talked about the am i talked about you what is her name that's personal that's so personal i need to find her exactly see you unsafe unsafe business partner unsafe okay um i talked about how you make this an unsafe work environment i also talked about your am in the morning thing okay and you know what i also talked about your a.m. in the morning thing. Okay. And you know what? I also talked about them. I told them how you make me feel bad

every time I spend the night at your house. Because you absolutely suck when you stay the night. You absolutely suck when you stay the night. I am a great bunk buddy. You are a great friend.

You are not a great bunk buddy. Great bunk buddies don't leave their shit everywhere. I don't leave my shit everywhere. Great bunk buddies don't leave their shit everywhere. I don't leave my shit everywhere. Great bunk buddies don't shower at 3 o'clock in the morning. 3 a.m. in the morning. There you go, just to piss you off. Great bunk buddies don't not throw their trash away.

They throw their trash away. Y'all are liars. Great bunk buddies finish their food that's made for them. You cannot control my digestion. That is personal. That's another... Let's see. Great bunk buddies might take turns taking the pooch out.

That is not my responsibility. I didn't buy that goddamn rodent. Great bunk buddies don't leave the TV burning on all throughout the middle of the night. That's you. It's your little stickler ass. The TV is a $2,000 TV. They have. You think it's going to burn out?

They have sleep settings. I don't know how to use your rich ass TV. Sorry, rich boy. Your TV is bigger and better than mine. And you did that out of spite. You did it out of spite. And I leave. I went and bought.

No, f*** you. I went and bought an 85-inch TV with a sound system for this year's, or 2023's Black Friday, right? Oh, amazing. We're about to get in our new spot. It fits. I did all the Nostradamus work, right? Peyton goes, hey, that looks cool i'm gonna get the bigger one for no reason whatsoever that is not true that is not true oh that's not true

i got an 85 take a guess at what he got take a wild guess at the size of his tv you guessed it 86 literally an inch bigger that is not true to always have the that is not true whose tv was more expensive yours or mine yours no it wasn't yours was on a set oh wait again you fever you untrue be careful what the did you just say i snapped the couch. What'd you call it? I said fibber. Fibber. Fibber. F-I-B-B-E-R.

I don't even know if that's Webster's Miriam ABC check. You look a bit like a spider. No, I did last night too. It was up here by my eye. It was scary. You know you swallow. Did you just shit your pants? What was that noise?

No, no, no. I heard a deep like a bellow. No, I'm okay. I didn't ask you. You know you eat 18 spiders in like a week or something? That's not true. It's something like that. That's absolutely not true.

What? You eat 18 spiders a week. You eat 18 spiders a week. It's what just came out. Fix the line on your hat, on your trucker cap. Okay, enough with the spider digestion. Screw that shit.

What were we just talking about? Stuff that icks you about me. You want to know something that icks me? It's not about you. Oh, okay. So pipe down, sassy. Here we go. So mean.

That wasn't good evidence. Hey, all the Team Peyton girlies, they be defending me. I have no Team Cam girlies because I have my one Team Cam girl. It's not my fault. And I love her. You got the dogs. You can have them. You can have them the dogs just kidding i love y'all okay anyway something that aches me and i really didn't think i swear to god i didn't think about this until you don't think much uh i'm just like i didn't think about this until i saw three people at the

gym the same day that had this it and then i was like holy shit i really don't like that you talk to them about it oh no i just observed from a distance didn't want to get too close okay people that look concerned all the time like they such an asshole no it's it's because it's like it makes me like what's the face they look like this one guy at the gym he walks around he's like like he it's like he can see shit we can't and i'm like is there a ghost is there a goblin what do you see what's happening bro people do it in the mall at food place it's just like okay i get there's just straight face blank i'm not asking for like knocking no one's yeah you're just like face. Blank. I'm not asking for knocking no one's hair. You're just soulless.

I'm also not asking for an RBF. You don't have to be like... Yeah, just be conscious. When you're looking like this, you're just frightened. I'm like, are you good? Are you okay? You've never felt the need to go ask them?

Like, what are we running from? That's what I'm saying. Dude, but that's what I'm saying. People that wear that face, if they started running i'm following they what i'm about to throw up it's okay i threw up bad this weekend keep going i'm sorry it is i was literally trying to fight through it while you're going oh my god you did throw up nasty can you please tell that can you please tell that story please tell that story i went so we had an off day i think i don't remember what was that it

was a couple nights ago so a couple nights ago right i was doing the new twitch studio i was fixing it up or whatever and i realized i hadn't eaten all day what what you oh my god what now what i didn't help you. I saw you about at night. Why do you always want to be involved in something? Because I thought it was fun. I thought we had a good time. All you did was plug some cables together.

You really did too much. You asshole. You didn't want to help me. And you didn't shower when you came to my house. So now that whole studio smells like ass. I smell absolutely rinking. But we fixed your camera. Yeah, we did.

So I was starving. I realized I hadn't eaten all day day and that normally happens like work days when i'm just like locked in so i was on the phone my mom and she was like you need to eat and i was like you're right and she goes get you something nice get you something like a big meal don't go to mcdonald's don't go to whataburger like any of that get you like a meal meal and i go you know what i could eat right now texas roadhouse i love a good TR. Oh, my God. I'm getting guts thinking about it. Oh, God. I actually heard that.

I heard that. He literally said I'm getting guts because I'm still fighting through it right now. So, I... It was like two days ago. So, yeah. So, I get a... I was starving. Starving.

I get a New York steak. Right? A big steak. I get green beans. Mm- beans, a loaded baked potato. And what else? Get French fries. What else? A large Diet Coke. Something else. And two dozen Texas Roadhouse rolls. Two dozen. That is 24 rolls. And I didn't tell you this. Whenever I went to go pick it up at the Texas Roadhouse, the whole staff are fans. So they added more rolls onto it. So I just had probably like five more extra rolls.

So I go home. I get my Texas Roadhouse, right? I'm cutting into the steak. I'm eating the steak. Boom. Good steak. Good steak. Good steak.

I get the baked potato. Good baked potato. Good baked potato. I'm eating like crazy. Like starving eating. Go to the rolls. And once you start on them rolls it's so hard you cannot stop i swear to you i downed about 15 13 15 of those rolls that is so much food in my stomach so many calories and i was late at night so i was like oh i'm getting a little bit of itis i'm gonna go upstairs go to sleep i do my nightly routine. It's none of your business.

I'm laying down, right? I'm having a good time. I'm watching the movie. I'm watching the movie, right? And at one point, my body just starts to go. And I'm like, what the hell is happening? What is that? What is defined rule?

Like you turn off old school TV. Okay. So it goes... All to my core. And I'm like, it's hot in here. I look over at the thermostat. I look at the thermostat. It's 63.

It's not hot in here. It's not. God. I'm like, let me just sleep. Let me just try to go to sleep. I was really invested in this movie. Very locked in. I felt like the director of it.

You know how it goes. So I was laying down. And I was really invested in this movie. Very locked in. I felt like the director of it. You know how it goes. So I was laying down and I was laying down and I had these most vivid, like hallucinate hallucinations in my, like it was like a big, um, like star. I was like in the stars and it was a big bear made out of stars coming to attack like tadpoles and shit.

And I was just like, I was floating through it like this. Like I was just going through like spinning through it. I opened my eyes. And when I say the room was upside down and I was floating through it like this. Like I was just going like spinning through it. I opened my eyes. And when I say the room was upside down and I saw a green light like hit my water bottle. So it was like illuminating green because something on the TV was green. I got so ill. I went in one little chunk of corn comes out and the rest of my mouth is filled with Texas Roadhouse.

I have to jump out of my bed. I kick my I kick my I I kick my bathroom doors open. I run to the toilet. I have to open that toilet door. I didn't make it. I like projectile vomit all over my bathroom door. It's still on there.

I don't know how to clean it. You told me you cleaned it. I cleaned the floor. The door is too hard and it's kind of gross. Sometimes when I, I was pooping the other day and I stood up and there was a piece of corn on my cheek because it was still on the lid. Anyway, here we go. So I was throwing up, right?

And I'm a nasty throw-upper. I am bad with throwing up. It's everything in me. You would have thought I was a part of the conjuring cast what was coming out of me throwing up right and i was at the point where i was throwing up my head was too down so the throw up was rolling up my face and it got in my eyes so my eyes are acidic and burning i have cream corn and potatoes and so many rolls in my ears and shit and so I'm throwing up this might be vivid I'm sorry but skip past it who cares so I was throwing up it's all over my

eyes I can't see I'm throwing up blindly I'm throwing up on my arms and so but I was really interested in that movie give the movie a break so I was done throwing up but you know it just sticks right there you know you have another one coming but you have that little break to breathe yeah I get up I'm watching the movie i'm stumbling across i'm wiping my eyes off i'm stumbling across my bathroom i was like i'm butt naked i am i am less than a man i am nothing right no one could tell if you were to look at me no extra blood oh my god if there was an autopsy autopsy done on me that night they'd be like i couldn't i can't tell i can't tell what that is you know what i mean so i'm watching the movie throw up all on my hands and it's on the wall

and i'm like oh it's and i go back and throw up it's in my nose i'm gonna have to like push it out of my nose it's coming out of my ears because it's all like i swear it was the worst job ever it got to the point where i got not enough liquid was in me so i couldn't throw up anymore oh so i had to force it out so now that cursed like yeah, my two finger ritual that I do it That didn't work. Oh, this is real bad. Yeah, this never happens. I was like, there's one thing I don't believe in and it is dinosaurs pterodactyls I'm gonna be a pterodactyl today. I stand up in front of my toilet stand up booty butt ass naked And I put my head back and I go

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or man, I can't deal. I'll pay them well to do that. Oh my God. Yeah, it was a rough, rough day. And then last night, I was in my bed and I was starving. And I have no food in my house ever, but I had some leftover at Texas Roadhouse. And it was to that point where I couldn't go to sleep if I didn't eat.

So I look over to the side of my bed, and there's still like a crate of rolls over there. I knocked down about six of those. And I've been bad all day. I've been bad all day. We were walking from the parking garage into our building, and yeah no it's bad how was that but now I think it's time for people's favorite segment you know what that is pop culture painting cam pop culture painting cam I think we have the same pop culture we have to talk about it love is blind blind. Oh, God.

Love is blind. Spoiler alerts coming if you haven't seen it. Spoiler alerts. Spoiler alerts coming. Do not click, skip past this. All right, love is blind. This season. Spoilers again.

This season. So we're at the part of the season wherever they are going back to their hometowns. Yes. They're meeting friends. They're meeting family. They're all back in Charlotte. And this is when the realness of the world hits them boy and this season is it is toxic if you don't know what love is blind is basically you meet behind a wall you don't see anybody you

try to fall in love based off just emotional connections without seeing them 15 guys 15 girls yeah behind a wall you can't see who you're talking to you build this relationship if you build a relationship good enough you propose behind the wall and then you meet each other after that then you're on a one week little honeymoon basically to like mexico this this year was in dominican republic yeah they go to this nice resort and then they go back to their home they're all from the same place then they go back to the real world yeah and it gets messy yeah with the real world temptations you get your phone back you're not full-time you're not full-time. You're not full-time filming. You're part-time filming now.

Bro said. Oh, my God. So. Oh, my Lord, man. Favorite moment so far? It is an absolute toss-up for me. Between Laura. I'm bad with names.

You got to remind me. Blonde Laura, the one that is proposed to Jeremy. No. Yes. Jeremy. Oh, not me. Jeremy. Jeremy's the guy that we all like. He wears a little cap. No. Yes. Jeremy. Oh, not me. Jeremy. Jeremy's the guy that we all like.

He wears a little cap. She hates his wine shirt. Oh, the one that got caught. The master class. Okay, that's a great moment. Laura, master class. Rope and pull. Rope and pull.

It was on my Snapchat, our reaction. Or it was. Or Jimmy, when he had enough of that bullshit. Dude, Jimmy stood tall, boy. Jimmy. Oh, my God. Chelsea was just yapping and complaining and yapping and complaining. And Jimmy said, I don't want this.

She literally said, even after all that, I tried to come home and be sexy for you. And we went upstairs and had sex. And then now it's just all this, that. And you don't even want anything. And he said, for being honest, I wanted a breather from that, too. And I said, Jimmy's a joke. I'm not going to lie. When that happened, we this, that, and you don't even want anything. He said, being honest, I wanted a breather from that, too. And I said, Jimmy's a joke. I'm not going to lie. When that happened, we all, like, ran.

Me, Ryan, and Liv was like this. Because, obviously, she's not a guy. We have, like, that extra little energy. We make shit way more than what it needs to be. But the three of us, you would have thought somebody just, like, won the Super Bowl on, like, a flea flicker. It was the same exact reaction we had when LeBron pinned Iguodala. It was the same exact reaction. It was unbelievable.

Oh, my God. That was low key, bro. I think Jimmy's moment solicited the best reaction from us, but I think Laura's is even better. Laura's was eloquent. Eloquent? Eloquent? Eloquent?

Elegant. She roped the piss out of a button that was top tier professor level like god level yeah like she can open up an ebook on how it's like bring up everything bring up all these things openly let him let him try to address it she goes one more time for confirmation yeah and she's like's like, oh, actually, all that? I actually already knew about it. Yeah. Good luck to you. She, boy.

God. One of the biggest disappointments of the season. What's the black dude's name? Kenneth, bro. Kenneth, bro, had so much potential. Kenneth and Brittany. I was so confident in that couple. They were so cute.

They were so loving. She is perfect. She is an absolute wife. Perfect. She checks every single box. Communication skills. All four of us love Brittany. I hope that woman gets everything she deserves.

One of my biggest turn-ons is emotional intelligence. And hers is unbelievable. Everything she has is level 10. Bro, the second they got back, he grabbed his phone and was laying on the bed. She was squirting Windex, busting down the counters, putting stuff up. I'm like, man. I think the whole time, Kenneth, I think he is a nice guy. I think he is.

Kenneth wasn't attracted to her because he said he's never been with her. Yeah. So he was like, he wasn't attracted to her, but he didn't want to end it just saying, hey, I'm not attracted to you. He waited. And he drug it on by trying to get her to get as as much away as possible like try to push her off as much as possible she brought it up yeah and he was just like it was so it was sick it was so sad it was so sad like a sickening way to break up and he called his homeboy say hey bro come give me he

literally went bro she starts crying he goes he goes goes, he goes, he goes, he goes. You'll be all right. He said, you're going to be okay. She went, he said, all right. Right back on the phone. Nipped upstairs, and then the producers put his, because obviously he still has his mic on, puts his audio on. He calls his friend and goes, hey, bro, what you want?

Yeah. She's crying downstairs. Hey, bro, what you want? Oh, you're at the house? Bet. I'm about to pack my bag. I'll be right there. And so I'm excited for the next episodes

Coming out because Everybody looks like they cheating Oh my god Everybody cheating And they come out on 28 I think Wednesday So they're already out

By the time this comes out No no no This comes out Monday But I think the episode Yeah it comes out Wednesday Oh my god They come out Wednesday Yeah

We all get to watch Cause there's only two more dropping Yeah I wish We get to watch it Wednesday Together again only two more dropping yeah i wish we get to watch it wednesday together again and like oh my god for the next love is blind we'll watch it on twitch and we all can watch us react because that is some funny shit the next what the next season okay like it's a funny shit dope as hell too do you think any of the couples are gonna get married i think even though jimmy doesn't want to, I think Jimmy's going to say yes.

And then I think Amy and Johnny are like a lock. If they can get over the whole pregnancy kid thing, I think they don't even have another issue. I don't think I would do good on Lois Blind. I remember y'all used to say I should do it, but I don't think I would do good. No, you wouldn't. I don't think. No, I said I think you'd be fantastic. Like, because you being yourself without having to worry about the awkwardness of first meetups and stuff,

would there a wall? You'd be a catch. Every girl would be like, oh, my God. He sounds sexy. He's got it. Yeah. You know, I'll boost you up here. He sounds good.

He's smart. He knows how to communicate. He's good with his words. Da, da, da, da, da. That'd be good. And then at at the reveal they'd be like oh shit like two for one but i don't know i don't see call me shallow let's do matter yeah i don't think you can't fall in love with somebody you're not attracted to yeah i don't think intimately fall in love with them you cannot i don't okay this this also might sound rude i think love is blind is really good for people that have had really bad luck yes like they've been really mistreated bad and all these things relationships like you when they get you a man that is like like you're not single through horrible breakups and everyone blames you

and they just like dump you stuff like you're choosing to be yes so that's why i don't think the show would be good for you as of anybody else like that that's bro honest to god i think that's why the people that go on there that don't really have a problem with getting people in the real world i think they want a different chance at love but it's like yeah those are the people that it doesn't fall out because when they see those looks the people that are really down like really down have been hurt are very they don't care like they're very not uh like i don't know like they don't they really don't care about that stuff it's just this might be a type of person i just don't believe it i just i just don't think in my heart of hearts you cannot intimately fall in love with somebody without being attracted to them you can't

i don't think so to the point where you're married to them, that's your sole partner for life. I don't think it's possible. And it is true that attraction can be built. You can become attracted to someone through how they treat you, how they act, how they show up. But that's also through some time. Like a month, two months, couple months, whatever the hell it may be. Maybe your friends first and see how they operate.

Yeah. Talking behind a wall for a week, week and a half, seeing each other for one week on a honeymoon, then back to the real world. And he's supposed to get married.

That's, I could never do it. Especially you're tripping about Hawaiian shirts. Yeah, like she's, and that was another part because we never,

none of us were really like team Laura, but then she did that and I was like, God. No, that really made me upset. Yeah, I was like, she bossed his ass. What?

Leave your predictions in the comments right now for Love is Blind. Yeah, tell us what you're loving. Tell us who you think is going to get married. Tell us who you hate, whatever. And that was Pop Culture Payday Cam. Pop Culture Payday Cam. Wow. Cam, get us out of here.

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