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Hey everybody, welcome back to Ushino podcast, episode 198, round of applause, please. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Hey, everybody, welcome back to the Yusufo Podcast, episode 198. We are two episodes away from the Yucinot. 200 episodes special you know every time we hit a new 100 landmark we give you a big banger of an episode and that is going to really happen in two episodes from now so get your good karma if you

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Oh! Oh! I like that. Woo! There you go, K. Stop saying that words. Hey! Yeah, you stop.

We got co-host KAM back in the studio. How are we feeling? Great! That's a lot. That is a lot. And I'm sorry. No, I feel really good. You want to know why?

Why? Because what's today's date? January 5th, one day away from the anniversary of you storming the Capitol. And three days away from the birth of my wife. Really? Not going to deny the six, but I will proclaim the eighth. Here we go. Let's go ahead and say that year.

Go ahead and say that year, following. It's 2026. Wow. Welcome. We're here. Well, first episode of 20206. We are here, man. How are you feeling going into the new year?

You know, just give me a minute. I just have a lot to say. I feel great. I'm very, I'm very thankful. yeah the community the ability to sit in this chair and i'm thankful for you i'm thankful for you too man your busted shoes and your same socks and dirty pants okay and you not much of change your hat and neither one of us have a hair cut but i mean your nails are glossy yep and i'm thankful for a lot of things and i'm just i'm just i'm so much of nothing just i did yeah and that's how i feel

that's how i feel it's 2026 it's the same cam cam cam in real life we've taken a week off of recording yes sir Anytime we take a week off recording, we come back. There's always these wild episodes. Oh, man. Because we have so much to talk about. Oh, man. I got a lot to talk about from my break. Because I haven't talked to you in like a week, really.

I know. Kind of made my heart sad. Really? I made my heart sad, my butt a little flat. Well, honestly, I don't know if anybody else's experiences are people watching and listening at home, I had the worst flu ever created. Oh, oh, oh. Now, I had the secondhand experience because my wife.

wife. Yeah. My wife had it. I got the immune system of a literal Mongolian horse lord. Right. So I don't get sick, but I watched it firsthand and it was bad. It was bad. Now, what's a Mongolian horse lord? You don't want me to go. You don't want me to go too deep. Just say, if you hear that, if you hear, you hear that scream, that screech, you see those flaming arrows coming to your little villa. Yeah. Yeah, you're done. I want you to replicate the screams of a Mongolian horse. It'll be that right there. You hear 600 of those, and then you look up,

and you just hear, and it's flames. And you literally just go, oh, where's the goat? Where's the kids? And it's just, oh, oh, no. And then you're done. Can they keep going? Ah! Ah!

That's menacing, bro. That is menacing. Are you the Mongolian horse lord? I am the Mongolian horse lord. I want everybody to call you that. I work for Genghis. I want everybody to call you that. Like when we go to Meet and Greet's tour,

Mongolian Horse Lord, Cam. Mongolian Horse Lord. That's how you got to do it. Sun Tzu, Art of War. And, okay, but you know what you are? I figured you out. You're like a big kid if you gave him a bunch of money and a platform.

I am. That's so me. That's so me. Oh my God. I actually downloaded a PS2 emulator over the break. How was that? That's pretty fun. I've done that before, too, CJ did it for me.

It was pretty fun. And I'm not going to lie, when you go back and play them, you really think you're going to get this crazy hit of nostalgia, and then the games look like. Yeah. You just go, man! Yeah. Oh, it was the best we could offer at the time,

but I mean, it's hard to play this, knowing I can jump on Arc Raiders. Yeah. But it's fun, though. It's still is fun. But it's the old, because I played Smackdown versus Raw. So did I? Why was I so bad?

I was like, this is the only game I could still play as Crispin Waugh. And so I was like, now Peyton? Now, I'm going to. I'm gonna, no, no, no, no. He was a fantastic wrestler. No, no, no, no, listen. Now this is hilarious, because I've played two matches

on SmackDown versus Rock 2007. I was Chris Penwall both times. And he, I mean, it was Chris Benoit both times and say, da-na-na-a-a-a-a-da-da-da-a-da-a-a-da-a-a-dha. Can I say horrible person? I mean, I mean, terrible, yeah. One of the best in-ring per- Are you- No, I didn't mean like that, no.

I was trying the empathy was trying to pour out and word vomit as well. I was saying like, went through a lot, which probably induced his terrible stuff, but it's still terrible nonetheless. Right. That's what I was saying. Sure. Yeah.

I mean, I'm talking a wicked case of CTE. Yeah. We don't know. Oh, no, we know. I think they were scant. Really? I mean, I think his brain looked like a mud pie at the end. Like, it was, no, seriously.

I think it was really bad. We're getting there. We are getting close. Anyway, we're getting there. I'm so sorry for the Mongolian side track. Tell me about your flu. Tell me about your flu. Honestly, okay.

No, in the, real quick. Yeah, no. So ask me a question, and they proceed to answer yourself. No, no. No, no, you do it. No, listen, no, ask me again. No, no, ask me out your flu. But before you do, I want to say this,

the whole world experiences, at least our country. At least our country. All of the United States, bro, the amount, I don't know, did it pop up on your four you? Yes. So many people like, bro, I went and got tested. All these came back negative, and I'm dying. Yeah.

And like, so it went around. It was a way. Yeah, it's, I think it's called the Androdovirus or something. I don't know. The androgenitis. Yeah, something like that. Andre, the Titan. Andrew Garfield.

I don't know. The Mongolian horse ward. The Mongolian horse war. Go ahead. One more time. Three, two, one. The Mongolian horse lord. Yes.

Virus. It's getting hot. Virus. Okay. So basically, well, I didn't get that. So basically, we were around somebody that had the bovod, the big bees. They had Mr. 19. Mr. 19.

Mr. 19 and them shook hands. I was around Mr. 19. I got sick a couple of days later. I was like, oh, Mr. 19 came and knocked on my door, like Beckna. And I said, ooh, go in. Welcome. Yeah, my immune system. Welcome, Mr. 19.

He said, oh, thanks. This is how my immune system fights. My shit over here. It's like, you're just the Mongolian horse lord. I'm the Mongolian horse lord. You're just like this. Get back. Oh, take me.

Just take me. My's like, take me. My goes, stop. Sorry. Mine goes, Ah! Yeah, and so, I'm in bed, right? I'm hurting.

It feels like Mr. 19. Feel like he's tickling your back. And this is like three days or four days before Christmas. No, no, I'm like, it was like six days before Christmas. It was like, six days before Christmas. And I was like, no way, I got Mr. 19 six days before Christmas. I'm supposed to go home. I go take a test for Mr. 19.

They say no, Mr. 19 is in your system. And I go, there you go, Mongolian horse prince. You're not the Lord. You're a young buck and you're on a little donkey. You're like this. You're like that, that pace. You're like, hey! But then as soon as you go to an adversary, you're just like,

and you just drop. Me? You're like this. Yeah, I'm like in the little shotgun seat and like the motorcycles. I'm like those. You're really doing nothing, but you're there in spirit. It's like, there's a little element. Yeah, so, okay.

So I'm like, okay, I don't have Mr. 19. It's great. But I still feel bad. I don't know what it is. I'm coughing. I'm sneezing. Everything's bad. My head's hurting.

pounding, I'm sweating, shaking. Oh, and when you're sick, you, I mean, you're sick. And small, dude. Oh. Sorry, Voldemort's family's listening. I mean, she was like, yeah, go get in the shower. And I said, okay. And she goes, wow.

She goes, my God, is this a physical virus? It's right there. You're sick right there, aren't you? You're sitting there, don't look. Oh, no, I don't let my wife watch me bathe if I'm sick. Dude, it's so demoralizing. I'm the smallest I can possibly be. I'm talking, I'm about half an inch width from being inverted.

Like, it is that small. Yeah, I have like a large... Yeah. What's going on Patreon? And it's like... And it's like... And it's not just like it shrinks. The width is small.

Like I'm skiing. No, it literally goes to where I can like touch the muscle. Like there's no extra like liquids, fluids, fluids, blood, skin. It's like, it's like touching that kneecap right there. Like it's literally... I'm talking... It is small. And even if you do my pleasure spot, like the things that are...

Or, are guarantee, because I'm, there's things that you can do to me guaranteed, get me going, ears and nipples. You go, you go, ears, nipples, and braid that tough. Oh my God. You'll be bricked by noon. Yeah, dude, it's so easy for, I'm an easy lick. I'm not. And even when you do that to me and I'm sick, nothing. Like, he is, he does not work when I'm sick.

Oh, it's terrible. So that's sick pain is a real thing. Yes. And so that's how I knew I was sick, right? That's how I knew. You were like, I don't, I don't feel the best. Oh, God. You go, you go, I have the flu.

You just look at you go, oh, no, something's wrong for sure. Yeah, and so I'm like, I don't know what it is. I go take a flu test at home, immediately flu A. So I got diagnosed. Influenza A. Yeah, I didn't get what your wife got. Peace up. A to do-dun, do-d-d-do-d-d-oh.

Can-win. Can-win. Can-win. Can-win. Fluenza. Can-win. Can win. And he was chewing in the bedroom in a small little t-hwin. He just wanted to chill To chill

But his penis was real small And that was the indicator that he had influenza So he needed a meal Hungry So he said, give me some McDonald's But it didn't fill him up because his pain was so tiny Really tiny That's just seven

It looked just like you It looked just like yours look just like yours what yeah i saw my scene right you haven't seen my no but is it pink no and that's that's got that's got to be racist yeah it is no it is i'm pretty sure every black person thinks white people meet is pink no and why is that why is that that's so stupid i think it's around like the why do you think it's pink i think it's like around the labrador's we've been around no yeah that's like it that's a dog and i'm not like a labrador yeah that's like a minnesota like long hair and sweats even when it snows outside, that's a Labrador of a man.

Okay, and this is- I'm not a Labrador. This is a dangerous territory to go down right now, but there's definitely dog breeds that match. Oh, there is. We're not gonna do it. No, no, we can't. Oh, come on. The Labrador is definitely, you know. Oh, I can't. Can I say a dog that's you? No. No. Oh my God. Anyway, I got- oh, it's right here. Oh my God, it's right here. Oh, my God, I want to say it. I got sick and that kind of parlay. into the story i have because i literally had the craziest road trip on christmas eve oh my god oh my god you did yes you went back yeah right on the cusp of the sickness so this is what happened i was sick

because there's like this wild flu going around crazy that no one knows about and i was sick for like five days you were he was down bad all the way to christmas eve and now i always go visit my family in austin i live in dallas obviously it's a four-hour trip because i have a cyber truck yes and so i since I have a cyber truck charging it sucks for road trips, right? So it takes a two-hour road trip to a four-hour road trip. Yes, that's unfortunate. But it is very fortunate that the company let you use the cyber company. Yes, the company is a company.

Ooh, yeah, yeah. It's very fortunate because your other, your personal car, the Tesla model, why? Yes. You didn't want to take that either. The cyber truck, you had all the gifts in the back. So the company was like, yeah, of course, bro, take it. And I had a couple meetings down in Austin, too. I had a couple meetings in Austin.

Yeah, well, no, not with her. Well, with someone. Yeah. You had meetings in the company vehicle. You had company meetings in Austin for the company vehicle. Duh. Duh. Duh.

I can't wait to see that in all the TikTok comments. Oh, yeah. So, I was so sad because I've never spent Christmas Eve away from my family. Right? And my mommy and my daddy, they were sad calling me, do you feel better? Do you feel better? And I was like, no, I still test positive for the flute. So I was like, you know what?

It is Christmas Eve night. It's like seven. p.m. I'm going to take one more flu test and I'm feeling a little better and see if it comes back positive or negative. I take the flu test. It comes back negative. Hey! I'm like, oh my God, I'm going home for Christmas Eve. Right? Again, it's a four hour trip. I have to pack still. I don't leave my house until 8 p.m. It is pitch black outside and it's Christmas Eve. Not a lot of people are on the roads. I sit and charge my cyber truck for another hour. Now it's 9 o'clock. I'm not going to home till midnight, right? So, yes sir. I start taking off, right? Now if you know the roads

from Dallas, Texas to Austin, Texas is strictly Bible Belt back roads, no street lights, you can't know buildings on the side. You might see some little glowy coyote eyes out in the distance. It's about it, boy. None but coyotes and buzzards and a lot of racism. A lot on 35. I mean, 35 is flooded with racism. Right. And so now, I don't realize how scared of the dark I am as a 26-year-old man, right? So, it is Christmas Eve. I'm a little depressed because I'm not at home. I'm alone in a cyber truck in pitch black darkness, right?

I'm sitting like this, and I'm in one of those depressive moods where I have nothing on the radio. I'm driving. Oh, you're hearing the racism come by. So you're just driving by the cars like, racism? No, exactly. That's what it sounded like. I'm glad you didn't say anything else. Yeah, no, sir.

Oh, I know you heard some things, though. Yeah, 100%. But I was driving, right? Complete silence, and now my anxiety is bad because I'm depressed and I'm scared. And that's a recipe for disaster. Just got through sickness. It's fair to say you're still sick. That's a recipe for disaster.

So I'm starting to hear rattling under my truck. Oh, no. I'm like, what is going on? This is a brand new truck, right? And I'm not sure what noises are supposed to be there and what noise is on. Is this regular? And so I'm rolling the window down. I'm listening. I'm looking around. I'm driving. And so I'm driving. I'm about an hour and a half into my drive. Right. And now I'm literally in the middle of nowhere. There's nothing but acres and acres and acres and acres. If I, if something were to happen to me on this street, I'm dead. Oh, right? Out of there. Bologna sandwich. As I'm driving, I swear to God, as I'm driving on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere, I see a car parked, right? And I'm like, oh, that sucks. Why is that car parked over there? The lights were on. The brake lights were on.

And somebody is outside the car going like this. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. In my heart, I'm like, it's Christmas Eve. Oh, no. It's Christmas Eve. I'm depressed. I know you must be depressed. So I decide, I decide I'm going to go check on these people, right?

So you're kidding me. I start to slow down. I'm going 90 to about 20 quickly. I start to pull over, right? It's a woman as I'm pulling over. I'm starting to get to her. I'm saying she knows I'm coming. She puts down the flashlight.

She knows I'm coming for her. As I'm doing that and I'm getting right beside her, the car lights turn off. There's somebody else in this car. Oh my God, you're getting stuck up. I literally went, and it flew by stuff. That.

I'm not getting, oh, no, sir. Yes. Not my Christmas Eve. So proud of you. Not my Christmas Eve. No, no, no funny business. That was funny business going on. Oh, my God, I'm so proud.

I was like, clearly, I mean, you're alive, but, like, you might have been... But then I get 20 miles down the road. I'm away from them, and karma is a... You know in office, offices, you know the big blue water jugs where you push down and you put in the water cup? You know those big blue water barrels, right? Yes, yes, yes. One of those empty is flying. across the highway i started i'm like where the f*** did this thing come from it must have fell out

somebody's truck or something you go i'm not good of it at i'm not good at evasive maneuvers yet in my new truck so i just eat that boom and it gets stuck under my truck go go it sounds horrible and it won't stop now this is a brand new truck so i don't want to keep going So I pull over to the side of the road in the middle of nowhere, right? It is cold, it is Christmas Eve in the middle of nowhere. I look under there, sure enough, this little blue canister is under there.

I rip it out, I throw it, and there's a light above me. I'm like, why the fuck is there a light above me? Oh, is your time, God said Peyton. I'm like, why is there a light above me? I look up, all I see, is a billboard of Donald J. Trump going like this with angel wings going out outside of them and it says thank God for Trump and he's looking like this you're absolutely I swear to God it's one of those Bible Belt because there was a Kirk one like two miles the other way

I'm telling you you haven't seen these those Donald Trump ones or some of them were bleeding with his fist in the air and my whole thing was like who the fuck paid for that Regardless of your political affiliation, what's the purpose of spending money on that? You looked up, you said, well, hell, thanks, Don. Yeah, and then I made it, and then I made it home at like 12.30. I didn't have a key to my house. My parents are like 70 years old. They didn't hear me knocking.

I had to get a hotel on Christmas Eve. Oh, okay. I have, okay, okay, now I have multiple things. One, my parents would have had to buy a new door before I got a. hotel on Christmas Eve. I would have went. Hello! If they never went, yeah, kick that out, we'll duct tape it, yeah, finish it in the morning. Second, yeah. We're not, you're not like, you're not just breezing over this. Yeah. There was a massive billboard of Donald Trump. With Angel, he's coming out. Wings. He's looking at me.

Thank God for Trump. And I was like, who's, I was, I and there was no like, there was no, like, QR code, there was no website. Don't you love that? Just a, just a, you billboard. Like a billboard, there's no call to action. There's no next steps. It's just something there that someone spent money on. Yeah, I mean, and billboards aren't cheap. That's what I'm saying. And what do you average? I just go, thank God for Trump. He's just like this. He's hitting the Orton. He's like, oh, they should do that. Yeah. I am. Oh, okay, but the worst part and the part that irks me the most. Yeah. Is there's, it's actually a double whammy. Right. One. the fact that you, of all people, literally the most skeptical person I know, this Christmas

Eve just overcame your body, you said, oh, I'm going to help these people. Terrible decision. Your mom would be extremely upset at you. Yeah, 100%. I am upset at you, and you would never tell any of us to do that if you were in that position. No, no, and it's completely against everything I believe it. Like 100%. Why?

I don't know. It was Christmas Eve, and I felt because of joyous spirit, a St. Nick over took your body. Yeah, because I felt alone. Like, I was like, I don't like this feeling of being alone on Christmas Eve is my first time ever. And, and, and pull up the light goes off, you just hear, you go home. Yeah. Oh, no, I don't know what happened to their Christmas Eve, nor do I care to be honest. Then the second part.

Yeah. How are you the only car on a two, if I get the part, I think, on a two lane highway. Yeah. And you can't. There's three at this time, I think. That's even worse. There's three open lanes. Yeah.

And you can't evade a water jug? I don't know how to. really moving that new truck yet. Just slow down a bit, left to right, use that yoke and just get on. But I was also taught, like, you know, if a deer's standing there, you don't have a deer. That's, that's Bambi.

This is an inanimate object. A big water jump. Yeah, but they said don't swerve because it's more dangerous. You just got to take it head on. Oh, my God. That's if it's a deer. Yes. You slow down, you move a little bit.

I'm not going to, I'm not saying that I was doing the right thing. I'm just telling you a story. Oh, no. Oh, no. You just said it. Honestly is. I imagine it being that simple. Like, it's literally coming straight towards you, like some donkey going to shit.

Yeah. You're just like, God, not me! Like, I'm always bad at, like, guessing where. Like, dude, I remember doing, like, flag football as a kid, and they would do the punt. Dude, punt returning was hard for me. I could never guess where that was going to land. I'm really bad at that. I'm really bad at guessing where objects are going.

You know, oh, my God, you just, like, spawned a thing. thought in my own memory. Yeah. I was in the punt pass and kick competition in the fourth grade and I was because I was an elite arm talent and I had a beautiful punt. Right. Couldn't get the tea, right?

So every other kid in the competition could kick from the tea. So naturally they had a higher score than me. Right. And finally the teacher on, because we did them on like Fridays, like at recess. And like the winners throughout the school year

got to go to like the actual area, whatever. You never did. I never won. But on the, they said for my tea kick, I can choose to either pass or punt again. but it gets deducted by a third.

So what did I do? I took that football and I ran back like it was like I was about to be a pitcher for a cricket team. Yeah. And I literally went. Yeah!

I watched that son of a bit so far. Because it was the little like balls. I swear I was probably throwing them like 70 yards but in reality it was probably like 30 or 40 but it felt bro it felt crazy far.

Like it felt like I could have cleared the building Yeah I'm on my robbery And my CJ I couldn't clear the building If I wanted to I could have thrown it straight over 100%

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i'm just kidding they weren't the worst all my gifts. All my gifts were about Voldemort. All my gifts were about Voldemort. I hate that. I was like, I hope she, honestly, when I got these gifts, I was like, I hope she leaves me. To prove a point. No, no. Okay. Wicked story from you. I have a wicked story as well.

Buckling. You think I'm making this up. I actually have a photographic proof of it. Okay. What happened? Crazy that you saw Donald Trump on your road trip because I did too. Really? We were headed up to Oklahoma. Literally past a trailer. that on the back has two, like, uh, people that are in need or, like, older people, motorized scooters.

Mm-hmm. They're both branded. Trump. They are, they are, they are, they are Trump. Put this on the screen. Put that on the screen, CJ. They're Trump motorized scooter. And no correlation.

Kim, these are wheelchairs. Wheelchers. No, it's not a wheelchair. That's a motorized. Kit, it's a motorized wheelchair. Oh, same thing. No. Scooter wheelchair, wheelchair?

Nope. Scooters are like razor. Okay. Well, no. you're thinking that scooter no a scooters where you stand so what do you call one that you sit on a wheelchair no yes no sir cam yes it is sadly mistaken no sir a wheelchair is a chair with wheels and that you propel dolo what's it okay exactly so a wheelchair is a chair is a chair so something you sit on with wheels that's what that was yes yeah not dolo

It's motorized. Motorized wheelchair. Motorized scooter. No, you can't just change the whole anatomy of something. But this- A scooter you stand on. There's no scoot you can't stand. Scoot stands.

You can't. You can't. Name one. So bird scooters that you go, like are in lime scooters that are downtown, you can sit on those? Why are you stuck on that form of scooter? I can't think of another scooter. Bro, the ones that you sit on like this,

like imagine the little shopping cart ones that aren't shopping carts. Those are not wheelchairs. Those are not wheelchairs. They're chairs with wheels on them. No, no, no, no, you're crazy. They're not wheelchair. Motorized scooter. Kim, a motorized scooter is a bird and a line.

Those are motorized scooters. So motorized scooters didn't come out until lime was invented. No, I'm saying that brand to give you a point of reference. Those, if a wheelchair is something you sit and you wheel. No one in the right mind goes, oh, let me get that motorized wheelchair. Yeah, you do. No, you don't. It's a wheelchair with a motor in it.

That's what it is. There's also scooters. They can't see that. They can't see that. They can't see that. They can't see that. That's the motorized wheelchair. But you can call them a motorized scooter.

Matter of fact. You can call anything, anything. You can. I'm not trying to, real quick. Super quick. Motorized scooter. Yeah. And I will rest my case.

I am highly wrong. Thank you. I am high. Thank you. Oh, oh, no, I'm not. No, I'm not. When you hit images, no I'm not. Oh yeah.

Compact travel scooter. There's a seat and there's wheels. wheels. No, it's wrong. No, it's not. It's just a group of wrong people. Matter fact, once you click past the shopping links, way to go, marketing team, boom! Motorized scooters, and it is straight what I said.

Literally, and to prove the Google search, motorized scooter. Hey, it's me, Miss Anubis again. How are you doing? Oh wait, I was doing the wrong thing. Hey, it's me, Miss Anubis again. How are you doing? Hey there, Miss Anubis. I'm doing great. Don't giggle ahead.

I'm going to chat with you. What's on your mind today? Hey, is there a difference between a motorized scooter and a motorized wheelchair? Yeah, definitely. There's a bit of a difference in how they're designed and what they're used for. So a motorized wheelchair is generally meant for people who need mobility assistance due to a disability or a medical condition. So it's built with a focus on comfort, support, and things like that for daily. use. Whereas a motorized scooter is more like a convenience or recreational vehicle.

It's often used by people who can walk but maybe can't walk long distances. So I'm right. We're approaching the villa. So by that, the conclusion is... I'm right. I'm right. They said the difference was for comfort and for need. So it sounds like the Mongolians are invading if we're right.

Okay. You know what? What? It doesn't matter. It doesn't. I just use so much water to do that. I'm gonna get canceled. Is that a real thing? Yeah, I think so. And I feel bad. I feel, yeah, I feel really bad. I didn't know about that until Billy Eilish posted it. You use the fuck. I didn't know that, but that you can't blame me for ignorance. No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't blame me for ignorance is bliss. Bliss is beauty. That was nice. That it was kind of sexy. That was kind of bliss is beauty.

Back to the trip. So there was some Trump branded motorized scooters. Anyway. Pierce is like, give me three. He goes, give me three one more on back order just because we get to Oklahoma. Okay. So I've said this before, Liv has a split family. So every time we go, it's like three of the same holiday.

Yeah. So the very last one. It's honestly selfish. No, I mean, it's fun. It's, it's good. But on the last one, we get to her grandma's house. Now, hey Mimi. Hey, Mimi.

Fantastic, fun. The games are fun. She goes, give me one of them scooters. She goes, why don't you say them scooters? Get me one of them scooters. I was about to say something. Anyway, here we go. So every year at Hermimi, it's because that is the largest gathering.

There's typically like 20, 20 plus people. So instead of, oh, let's all get gifts for each other, crazy, everybody's pockets are bleeding. We play one big thing of Dirty Santa, Secret Santa. Secret Santa is when you know who you're buying for, but they don't know who's buying them a gift. you get them stuff for them. Boom. It's like $30 limit. 30 Santa's you bring some

to the pot. This year they changed it. Lolly, of all people, goes, who's Lolly? Lally is Liv's mom. We call her Lolly, that's her grandma name, Lolly. So, lives mom. Oh my gosh, guys, it's going to be so fun. I found this thing called Firebox. I met a couple girls. I didn't know they knew Lollie. Yeah, they knew Lollie? How's Firebox doing? Oh. Oh. Yeah. I didn't know they lived in Oklahoma.

They moved. Oh, they're international. Sorry. So, no, that was funny. Firebox. It's a third-party seller of Amazon boxes. Yeah, that sounds even crazy. It's a third-party seller for Firebox.

Yeah. So they take, so Amazon has, I guess, I don't know the logistics, but when stuff gets returned, they put them in these big boxes, whatever, and they, they put them in these big boxes, whatever, and they this site buys it and then sells it. So that was what we were doing for our dirty Santa. It was a $500 Amazon box. Okay. So said to have value of upwards of $500. But it's a mystery of what's in it. Complete mystery. Now I'm getting it. You guaranteed nothing. And you paid how much? $500. For a what value? $500 or more. Okay. So it says. So she gets the box. It comes in crazy and no one knows.

Yeah. So it's time. The games go. It's time for Dirty Santa. Peyton, when I tell you, these gifts were, it was abysmal. Like, we were crying, laughing. There was a lace dress. Oh, wow. There was a radar detector in Japanese font that on the back of the package said it's using a new global satellite system to where it can detect any radar within a two mile radius on the earth, on the planet. And it was in this big little box There was a jar of vegetable

vegetable broth Oh There was a double pack of B12 vitamins Oh There was a knife There was a There was a cookbook A cookbook about beers

Excuse me There was the Twilight saga in novel form That was probably the best gift There was a no I wish There was a gin one iPad That's six Gen 1 iPad. Yeah, I like that.

No box, no papers, just that in the core. Oh my god, you got a naked iPad. Naked iPad. No, I'm talking it literally was in bubble wrap. Did it come with a charger? The charger was yellow, like piss yellow. Like someone used that for 10 years and they gave it back. Yeah.

You got a donation box. Now, this gift right here, what I'm about to say. Oh no. Is the pinnacle of this event. Okay. Someone goes up, their numbers call, they go and grab a box. They open this box. Bag, rather.

They open the bag. The first thing they pull out. Again, there's nothing, nothing's in packages. They pull out a 3xl thong. Oh, wow. No, no, no, no, panties. Oh, wow, 3xL. They pull out a big old parapet.

Oh, my God. I'm talking a big pair of pan. Oh, my God, I need to find the, maybe four. I need to find the cellar. Maybe four X. He sits there, he holds them up. Folds them back. Next item, he pulls out a wife beater, a tank top.

tank top tank top okay that is sized medium okay it's a crazy dimension how you have four x in your draws and a medium up top i mean what's your build what's your built like built like a snowman like squid word when you got in that one thing we saw thick at the bottom yeah yeah last item pulls out some beach shorts right um examines them uh whatever trash gift. So to be a good grandma, Lolly then steals that from the person that took it so they can get another gift and have fun. So Lolly and Liv are over there examining it. And she's having fun with it. It was her idea. She has to make light of it. She picks up the shorts again. And she goes, sis, talking to Liv, sis, I don't know about you. These are actually

kind of cute. Liv spits her drink. Literally spits her drink. Lives in front of Lolly. She's holding the shorts like this. No, no. Liv's spits. her drink bursts out laughing. She goes, Mom, put those down. Put those down. There's something in the crotch region. No, no. No way. Payton? No, no, there's a trail. A trail. There was a wound spot. There, it was. Oh, no. And the beach shorts, by the way, the beach shorts, angel white, angel white, angel white. And in the crotch region was either, and I'm sorry, but it was either. Mute it. And it was, it was the funniest. And I'm not kidding, right hand to God, 100% truth. It was the funniest ever. Olivia fell on the ground. She's pregnant, mind you.

She's falling on the ground. That's not good. I said, get up. I said, my son's in there. Stop doing that. She's laughing. Yeah. Uncle Danny gets pissed. He grabs him, throws them away. Yeah. That's gross. No packages. No, so someone, so, to full around about. Yeah. Someone bled in those and said Amazon they were the wrong size. Here you go. Yeah. Somebody committed a crime and gave all you gave all the evidence to you. That is un-belained and then and then someone buys that box. Yeah. And flips it for a profit. Yeah. It's firebox.com. That is crazy. Wait, so how do I go and buy this? I literally think it's called firebox. I want to go buy a firebox. Bro, we can make a make a video out of it.

And then we can make a video on Patreon. There's no promises of what we're going to go. I want to buy it. I want to make a video on Patreon. There's no promises of what. what's in it. You've no clue. I kind of liked this. There's different value of boxes. There's a $100 box. So she said, instead of doing a dirty Santa, let's all just put $20 into this, get the $500 box. Let's get a firebox. Let's get a firebox. Let's make a Patreon episode of it. So it's, it is, it is wicked. That is disgusting, man. Oh, another thing, there was a door alarm with the remote. It was all sorts of crazy random. It was hilarious. This episode is brought to you by Fume.

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the family and she had all her family, you know, the youngs, the olds, everyone in between. Right. And at one point, we dibbled and dabbled into talking about wills. Not people named Williams, but like your will of what you leave. Yeah. That's sad. Why don't talk about that? Well, it was more of like we were talking about just everything.

Like finances and oh, don't make sure to put that and win and leave and stuff like that. Okay. So it had me think. And I don't know why I think of you in these intimate moments and stuff. But I said, I said, I wonder what like, what P, if he had to write a will right now, right now what would he add in it like what would be in his will who would it go to and that had me thinking so then i was sitting on that and i was like ah he probably wouldn't give me uh he'd probably give it to preston which is good that's good and everything and then i thought

what's the craziest that people have left in a will like what's the just almost outlandish stuff can you can you leave anything on a will to other people when i read these to you oh my oh my god so i literally looked up what are some of the wildest things that people have never left in their will Yeah, I like this. Oh, someone left money to their ex only claimable if they legally changed their last name back. So they got a divorce, they left money in a will. You can only get this money if you legally change your name back.

Hell yeah. That is crazy. Yes, no. Wait, that's not, that's crazy? That's crazy and that's in your back. No, that's great. You're dead! Hey, you're dead!

No, but I've been a proponent to say if I'm married and I'm married and I'm, die while we're married. Don't move on. Okay. I don't want you to move on. You're not happy again. You're, I'm sorry. You made a vow, sickness, health, and death. I'm with you. Oh my God, sickness, health, and death. So another one, a woman, left her kids millions in a trust to be paid out to all of them evenly. Millions of dollars. They have to randomly pass drug tests for the rest of their life. Yeah. Hell yeah, they do. If my mom croaks early, you best believe I'm hitting a spliff. And now I don't get my money? How am I going to get through my sorrows?

I'm going to my back porch. I'm lighting up. I'm blowing down. I don't know. The millions of dollars she left you can get you pass. Oh, I mean, yeah, but I mean, my God. I mean, I get nothing. You get the money. Yeah, but no, no recreational. Just drink. Oh my God. Or, hey, you have millions of dollars. Have somebody else to speak for you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I go, hey, piss on that bottle, ibupon. Here we go. Hey, I made money in Juko doing that for people.

That is true. Another one. $12,000. was left from an old man to their neighbor when he passed for being the world's most annoying neighbor and this was a payoff so they would never speak again so a man doesn't make sense because you're never going to speak again because you're dead no no he left his money dead man left money to neighbor as a fuck you because you spoke so much and you were so annoying this is a payoff to no more speaking for you even though i'm dead don't like that one that guy's dumb And $12,000 didn't save too well. Did you?

No, I'm not going to. That's so dumb. That's the dumbest one ever. I don't like that one. That is bad. That is bad. Here we go. Okay.

A man left his brother, one dollar, and a handwritten note that said, don't spend it all in one place. Oh. I'm not going to want. That would make me, that would make me have ill will toward my dead brother. I'm not going to throw that out there. My brother left me a bone, one bone. Yeah. Said, don't spend it all at one place.

Yeah. I'd probably like physically. grab a dollar bill, rip it, and throw it in his open casket, and be like, see you. Yeah, I'm turning into Ed Gein. You're becoming a floor mat when people walk into my house. Step on my brother. Like, what is that? Oh, it's my brother's back.

Okay, so now. Imagine my tough as a. Oh, no, you're tough as like a sick little foot warmer. You go, you can use it to clean horse hooves. You know those hard bristles. Oh, my God. Okay. A man left his wife money only if she never remarried and hired someone to verify it.

That was in his will. Oh, wait, say it again? Whoa, I like this. So the man left his money to his wife. Right. Only if she never got remarried and then in the will, someone got hired to verify that. That she does not get remarried. Oh, so it's like a money hit man.

Like, you know, like, hey, if you get married, if you get married, it's all gone. Wait, see, okay, I'm taking it a step further. I don't even want you hooking up with somebody, not even married. You're not even letting them get rocks off. No! You're gone! With all the money... You're gone!

With all the money in the world, you can be a franchisee of Adam and Eve. Like, you can... like, you don't need... No, I'm sorry. I'm insecure. You're dead! My ghost... Your securities are the most insecure. They're not existing. You're dead!

No, because my ghost is in the corner of the room like this. You're just like... She doesn't even like it like that. You're like, ooh, ooh! The guy's... just hit me he's like my ghost is like she doesn't even like being on the side get over but she oh oh my god oh my god your astro your astral body your ghost is right there your girl is your girl's having with the new guy your ghost body goes she don't even like it

like that she goes oh my god it's the best ever i'd go oh my god stop this ain't funny dog no don't touch me don't touch me No, no, oh my god, no, no, no, put your hands in the air. Put your hands in the air right now and stand up. Put your hands in the air and stand up. Don't you touch anything, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, move your mind. No, stop, stop, stop, put your hands in the air. Put your hands in, do not touch anything.

Stop, don't do that. Don't touch anything. You're gonna, y'all, the world is gonna see what is under the spitz. I'm not, why'd you bring it to work? Give it up! It's fine! It's life! Drink some more water! Fri- Man! Yes, okay. Alright. Oh! Now, I- Explain it!

I can fire both of you if you make fun. I have to control. No. Now look. Now look. All right. No. Oh my God, pee! I have five in- I'm right off the back of talking about insecurities. Just drink some water. I mean, get an extra wash or something. I have five and one concealer in my pocket. Now, I wear makeup. Cats out the bag, all right?

Cats out the bag. All right? Sometimes I need a touch up. My job is, no, no, no. And it's not wrong. That's not the, no. No, no, it is. And, you know, and the worst part is I went alone to buy this,

and I had to go through the aisles, marking my arm to test shades. You were swatching? concealers by yourself in a in where an alter yeah I have a membership okay you you have a membership to all I have a membership swatch concealers on your yes skin by yourself at a six seven because half the comments have recently have been oh get that pimple patch off your head I think you're making a political statement I'm not gonna lie my my arm my own blood made a comment about that yeah Gabe Johnson said if

Peyton wears that one more episode I'm shooting a double leg at him he said I'm taking the ground I'm taking it off myself. No, okay, so I've had this pimple patch and it's the thing, I had a pimple and I kept trying to cover it up and when it was healing so I'd like pop it and then cover it up with a pimple patch

because I had to be on camera and then so it was just going back into itself so became a cyst. It was like, finally get to breathe. More bacteria. Oh, we're out again. No, let's leave. Yes, yes.

So I went to the dermatologist they put a syringe in there. And so I was covering it up, right? And I was because I'm insecure. I'm insecure. And so I bought makeup and I've been wearing makeup since high school. I've been wearing makeup since high school

because I always had an acne problem. I took acutane twice. You know how bad your skin's got to be to fail acutane twice? You suck. Put that. It's because you used to drink half a gallon of Diet Coke a day.

Yeah. Well, so I wear concealer sometimes. And I've gotten good at blending recent. I've gotten real good at blending. I didn't put it on a day. I forgot because I got here late to the show. shoots. That's why my hat's been like this. Yeah, I wear makeup. Cats out the bag. Sorry. Every famous anchor news anchor wears makeup. They get touched up by a crew. They have glam

crews. They make a livable salary. I'm my own glam crew. You have a $6 concealer in your pocket. Way more than that. Don't play with me. This is 5 and 1. Don't play with me. Don't play with me. This is, does Voldy know about this? She touches me up. Dude, I'm not going to lie. My, my, my girl. My makeup, okay, so I have a whole, like, makeup bag. I'm not, okay, what the f*** happening? I'm having a panic attack. I have like that Beckman.

Truth zero. So my spy one last time. You have, you have a... You go, no, it is my bag, I promise. You have... Yeah. A makeup bag. Yes, but it's not full yet.

Not a toiletry bag. Not a grown-ass man toiletry bag. There's a mouthwash, a little shooter of whiskey, maybe a condom, and a toothbrush. No. You have a makeup. Yes, okay, but the thing, let's be honest here, the thing is, the thing is, I've been wearing makeup since high school and it's hard for me because like, it's hard for me to

go into makeup stores and buy things for myself because it's my pride, right? I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed about it. I'm embarrassed about it because I know my homies aren't really my homies. Right? Hey, I love you, though. No, look at you. Teach me how to touch up, though.

Well, Gravy hasn't even made eye contact yet. Teach me how to touch up and I'll help you out. No, okay, but this is the thing and so whenever I first got into my relationship, she came to the bathroom and she saw this makeup bag and she was like and she's a cool girl so she was like hey she's like who the f*** was staying over here no she doesn't do that she's not crazy uh she said she said hey if we're going to be taking things more seriously i would appreciate if you throw your ex's stuff away and i go oh baby that's mine i said she couldn't wear those colors I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, man. Yeah. No, but I, and there's nothing wrong. I'll blend y'all up nice. No, you won't. Half the tour I was beat. Are you crazy? I had a real bad, like, breakout on the East Coast leg of the tour.

I was in the green room with powder. Oh my God, you weren't 21 jump streaming. You were, but you were touching up, you were blending. Yeah, that's why I made sure on the rider that they had, like, the vanities with the bulbs. I was in that. I just thought you liked you. Selfies! Why was that there?

Every single Greek? Yeah, no. Why do you think I had like makeup... Jeffrey Starr was in my algorithms for like six months? That's crazy. I mean, that is... God bless you and the Vecta Truth Serum that helped... It got to a point where I was going into like Mac.

I saw like the Shane Dawson conspiracy palette and some colors is bad. I like them. I'm starting to know blends and concealers and stuff. Yeah, that's fine. And that's honestly a great hobby. I think you should, now that it's out the bag, It's out the bag. You should just live with it. Because it's always in my duffel bag.

And I put it in my pocket. It's in your pocket. I put it in my pockets. I was supposed to do it before. Have you all noticed me ever wearing makeup before? I've noticed the pimple. I'm sorry. I mean, that's some guy's winking at me. That bitch is huge. That, I mean, that, no, P.

Oh, P. I mean, that's got a tooth. I mean, I see the, I see the form. Oh, my God. Okay, ladies, was that proper form? I mean, so much, so much saggy draw is hanging out. Look at, oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, man. Do we get uncensored that on picture? Nope. Not that much, cheat. That stays censored. Hey, I love you and I'm proud of it, though. I'm proud of you. This episode is sponsored by Better Help.

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yeah when my skin was clear i don't wear it oh okay no you said when my skin was clear i don't wear it Running up that hill. That song, God, that song's so good. So good. Strangest things made that amazing. So good. So look, do you remember when we went to dinner with A&P and RDC World? Yes.

And it was like the most terrifying experience ever? It was a very daunting task. It was a very daunting dinner. Dude, if you don't know who A&P is, basically it's Kaisenad, Duke, Dennis, Agent Zero, Davis, Chris, all of them, that group, right? And then RDC World, Mark Phillips, Ben, Leland, Dylan. Des, Des. We were in Los Angeles, and we, for some reason, like two, three years ago,

we got invited to a dinner with them. Yeah. You remember that? Yeah, it was super fun. It was super fun until the end. Then it was bullets of sweat. Oh, suddenly got to go poopy. Sorry.

Yeah, I don't know if I've told this story before, but if I have, it's been years, so I'm going to tell it again. Oh, man. And probably this one's going to be more honest than the times before because we've built a relationship with them now and we're cooler dog so we're sitting at a dinner table with a mp and r dc world right

and this is a steak house i'm not going to say which one but like this this isn't like we went to like water burger no this is a this is a steak dinner it's a nice steak house in los angeles right and i and first of all me and cam aren't at the point of our careers where we belong at this dinner table no no we're here because we're friends with mark and he invited us he's a great bringer on her yes sir right so i'm sitting i'm seeing a mp I'm seeing Phantom. I'm looking at, I'm looking at Mark Phillips, I'm looking at everybody. There's some streamers, there's some different streamers.

There's a lot of people at this dinner. A lot of people, deep table too, fun dinner. It's like 14 people. Very fun dinner. 14 people at this dinner now. Me and Cam, our finances were fully spent on getting to this trip, right? Let's say they were supposed to be 12 at that dinner. Yes.

Me and him were the two that weren't supposed to be there, we made it 14. Right. So we're eating, honest to God, I want to say I had to pull up a chair. Like, I'm not kidding. If I remember right, I think I literally had to pull up a chair. We were like, we were like, there was physically a table for 12 and we were like, yeah, me and camera like this because we weren't supposed to be there. And then A&P is so nice.

They, you could tell they didn't know who were like, who these big s at the end of the table. But then it was great. But yeah, so we're, everybody's ordering. They're going around ordering. Now, I was not used to this lifestyle where people were saying, oh, I want to try that. Let's order family portions of this. Yeah, I want three different entrees to, to dibble, dabble in these. To try and so I said, oh, oh.

Everybody here is rich, and we're not. Nowhere near. Right. No, I'm at the point of broke. At this time, I had a bank account that was still a child's bank account. Like, you know whenever your parents are trying to teach you banking and stuff? Financial literacy. And they open up a bank account.

Your car has a flaxen. It did. No, it did. I still got lollipops when I went and tried to make deposits. And I was making content for a living at this point. You were getting our planes going to Los Angeles. Oh, my God. It was a smiley face under debit card.

Right. I had to, if I called and I was like, hey, I need to like, I need more money. Oh, they go. What's the password, sweetie? You know, I was like, fish sticks seven. Right? So I was like that. It was really embarrassing.

Anyway. So just to say I didn't have any money. And going around this table, AMP, these rich streamers are ordering everything. Like the most expensive food. They're not even looking at prices. me and Cam are like, we can split this steak, right? I go, let's get one steak eight ounces, so let's split it, but to make it look like we're really eating and do it, let's throw a Cobb salad.

Right, and so me and Cam, by the way, we're both drinking water. Me and Cam, we're fully expecting to leave this dinner hungry. Oh, oh, yeah. We knew we were going to run through McDonald's after that. We're going to lay at night. We're going to go back. We're going to talk about tomorrow. We're going to run through McDonald's.

Right, so we're ordering food. Now, I've finished my food. Cam's finished his food, right? Yes. We made it a point not to touch anything that they ordered. Yeah. Because they're ordering the most expensive sides. There's stacks of crabs and oyster.

I'm like, I've never even seen this. No, no, literally at one point the server said, yeah, the waggoo is, I think he said, $45 or $50 an ounce. Not going to say who. Someone goes, yeah, let's get 10 ounces. I said it's 500. Oh, it was Agent. No, Agent Zero, zero. He goes, yeah, let's get 10 ounces of a wigger.

Just $500 offer it right there. No, no, agent said. And that was one thing of a plate, the size of the last supper table, filled with food. And agent's a top-tier pocket watcher, so I can say his dinner alone was close to $1,000. Oh, easily. Oh, I think it's more. Yeah. That was one person, 14 people at this dinner, right? So the dinner's over. I'm expecting me and Cam, me and Cam are like, okay, this is how much we're going to pay together, right? We're going to split it this way, right? Sure, I'm a zeal you, right? Because I don't know if my card's going to work, and we cannot get the card. I don't want to have to say fish take seven in front of Kaisenat. I can't, I can't say fish stick seven in front of Kaisenat. I can't, I cannot.

do that, all right? So I go, I go, no problem, but no problem. I'm going to use my ally card. I'm like, I'm like, do you think if I say, you're like, you think if I steal one to Duke Dennis's diamonds off that chain, we could pay for this? I appreciate it, bro. Take it every run. No, no, literally though, we're like leaned over. I'm like, bro, look at this tweet. It's crazy as hell. I'm like, just to sell me later. Yeah, no, just let me later. I'll do it, but no, you have to sell me. We're figuring this out. Then A&P and RDC World, right? After they've spent at least $20,000 on this dinner, when they haven't spent to At least they've accumulated thousands of dollars worth of food on this table.

We've touched $65 worth of it. We split a copse out. They're laughing. Ha ha! They're like, hey, trying to bring out the check. How are we going to do this? You know what? Bring one check.

I go, okay. At first I went, dude, they're gracious people. I was like, the rich people are paying. I said, that's awesome, man. I was like, the streamers really are nice, man. Yeah, dude, thank you so much. Me and Cam, high five under the table. I'm like, 10, touch his leg.

I'm like, dude, yeah. And then, They go, they go, you want to play a game? You want to play a game? I like, oh, I like games. I was like, dude, anybody brought cards out? They go. I spy.

Let's do credit card roulette. When I say my heart hit my, oh, my shit literally went. Kim, I haven't even, I've never in a month made what that dinner caused. Oh, yeah. I said, I don't even have a credit card. I said, like, if mine were to get, if mine were to get chosen, my card, will be declined. Yes.

This would be the worst day of my life, so I don't even know if we're allowed to play. That brought me and Cam so close together. I'm saying, when they said, let's play card, relay, me and Cam immediately grabbed hands. Yeah, we said, we said, oh, fuck. And in hindsight, Mark was trying to, it was like, it was a,

honestly, it was a, sadistic way to give us our flowers. Yeah, yeah. He was giving us our flight, because he goes, okay, he goes, someone from y'all, like someone from A&P, put your card up, I'll put our card up, and he goes, and he looks at it. He looks at us, like, laughing.

We're at two seats that aren't supposed to be at the table. We're sitting like this with the biggest one. And he's like, he's like, oh, y'all are big boys now. Y'all are going to come up. Y'all are doing great. Y'all got to put a car out. And we literally went, and we're under the table like, and when I take go.

So then we're, me and K, I swear to God, we pull out the company card. The company card, we just opened this because we were told to. Yeah. Like, there was probably like just enough on the. this company card to get back to Dallas and this wasn't earned money this was still loaned money that was on this card I literally pulled the card out of my wallet my wallet has rips in it like it's horrible like people like like like agent was looking at me like this

oh look it was like this yeah that's I put my card down now the waitress comes to the table right oh the the AMP and RDC are so excited we're putting a car roulette swap all the cards behind your back pick one do that behind your back just pick one they're stuck with the tab they're smiling they're smiling i'm like this you ever make such hard eye contact with something to try to change the out oh yeah i did no i went reverse psychology i was staring at mark's card i was staring at mark's card i said that's pick this one in my head i literally like she's going to pick this one she's going to pick this one she's i'm not looking at my card i don't want her to know that's mine pick that one pick that one in my head i'm literally looking at her eyes like

I'm hoping she can read my mind that if our cards picked over over a dinner we weren't supposed to be at bro I'm like this she turns the cards everybody like A&P RDC they're having fun laughing Yeah they're excited to do

It might be you, it's going to be you bro Yeah the way even the she's like oh who's it going to be I'm like this isn't funny like this is not this is life or death Like this is not funny Yeah I'm let my butt my butt is as tight as can be Yeah like oh She pulls out a car card, it's RDC World's card, right?

Mark Phillips is literally like this. Ah, A&P is like, ah, me and camera, like, f***. Yeah, yeah, come on. Like, oh, God, yeah. We're flipping the forks are flying everywhere. I'm really looking, Duke. I'm like, f*** you. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, I go, oh, you didn't finish plate, I've been waiting honey. Like, A&P's broke. Oh, I'm like, dude, no, no. That was, to this date, one, like, one of the most high, anxious moments of my entire. It sucked.

It was terrifying. It was terrifying. I literally, next time we see them, I want to bring it. And they're like, they're going to be like, no. Yeah, they're like, no. That was a regular Thursday. Yeah. I'm like, well, that was almost the bane of my villain arc.

I almost had to start selling my ass to cover for that if we would have lost that deal. And I love that that was just a Thursday for you. I love that that was a summer night Thursday for you. I almost, my whole life almost shifted. Yeah, I can recall one of them saying, yeah, this isn't even a bad one though. Yeah. Oh, no, they did.

And then they're like, oh, do you remember that one in New York? Yeah. They're like, dude, no, that one was crazy. Like we even had to split that one up. I said, split, we would have split up if we would have to pay this bill. We would have ended. I would still be washing dishes at that restaurant right now.

Oh, my God. I'd be selling the kind of stuff at Hibbitt Sports. I'd be, I mean, I'd be slinging at Hibbitt. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, dude, yeah. So that's a story. It was, it was. We probably already told that, but maybe we didn't tell the, the full truth like that before. Dog.

Oh, my God. That was a fun, it was a fun moment, though. That was like, it's one of those, it's like a, it's like a haunted house or like a, you're doing something bad. But when you get out of it, you're like, oh, oh, like that. real? Yeah. Like when you just like ding-dong ditch, it literally felt like that. I was like, oh my god, we're done. It's just big. Dude, I'm some of my teacher salad. Yeah. No, you think you were. No, I think I was a teacher. Yeah, he was a teacher. Like I would have been, that would have been my like, that would have been my, like, that would have been my February to May payment.

You might have got a divorced. Oh, yeah. Yeah, a little bit of like, well, no, she's done. Oh. I go, Jane from Brooklyn when I find you here. Yeah, I mean, maybe just for the title's sake, Cam got $11,000 stolen from him. Yeah. Well, stolen's a nice way to put it. Oh, your wife gave away $11,000. There we go. Yep. It was rough.

Still lover. We're still here today. But yeah, no, I didn't. I actually, the first time of my life, I never left the bed for 24 hours outside to pee. I remember that. So my parents came that week. My parents came that week, and I remember they wanted to see you, and I was like, I don't think it's happening. I remember it was Ryan's birthday. We went to that day that it happened, I think.

Yeah. It was Ryan's birthday. we went out to a dinner that that night and live left before the appetizer because she got up crying yeah she was so in her head and she deserved to be i mean yeah but like i even told her i was like it already happened it's in the past like i'm talking i sped straight to the bank like i sped there and i'm like this can't be like this cannot be yeah and then it happened and then we had a dinner to go to and i was like just let it go let it go and she she was in the appetized she went she was like i'm so sorry i can't be her i can't be eating food that costs a month

I was like, Liv, what the hell? Yeah, I remember somebody at that dinner whispered to me. They're like, is Cam and Liv, okay? Are they going to break up? And I was like, honestly, I don't know. You're like, hey, let's just pray for the best. Yeah, I remember that boy, Cam called me. He was like, and me and Cam, like, we've had, I can tell there's versions of Cam.

There's these, it's happened very rarely where he's called me and he's like, bro, I just need to talk to you. And I'm like, oh, because Cam rarely gets upset. Y'all know Cam. Yeah. He's like, bro, I'm not going to lie, I need to talk to you. That boy told me. And I was like, oh my God.

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The You Should Know podcast. Can I ask you a question real quick? Because we're talking about relationships and stuff. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, episode 200. Yeah, y'all get to see Voldemort. Maybe. Depends. She has the right to say she doesn't want to do it anymore, but.

Maybe there's enough comments on this episode that will convince her, say, Boldie, we need you, Voldy, we want to meet you. Please, Voldy, please, Voldy, please, Voldy. Maybe she'll see that and be like, you know what, okay. Yeah, but I'm ready. What relationships, what are we saying? Speaking of our relationships. So, I've been in a relationship. Can I see the concealer real quick?

Can I see the thing? No, because I did a bad job and I think it doesn't, it doesn't show how good. No, it looks good. Because I did, I am good at makeup. That's not funny. I did do makeup tutorials as this kid. I wasn't good then. That looks a lot better.

It really does. It really does. Like, I mean, maybe it's not perfect. I still clearly very easily see that. Well, if I spend time like 30 minutes, I'll get it done. Half an hour? I'm telling you, I am nice. Like, whenever I met my girl's parents, I was wearing makeup.

Sorry. Relationships. Yeah, anyway. Relationship. Speaking of relationships. So I've been in a relationship for about, I mean, Honestly, a couple days. That's the first I asked. Finally. What? You didn't know that? What? Yeah, I asked. You asked her? You would be my girlfriend? Yeah. Yeah. No, f***.

Win! The 20th. Oh, oh, that's, sorry. The 20th. Yeah, yeah, the 20th. Bro. Oh, give me hugs. Give me hugs. Go peter. Go painter. Go painter. You don't really see her every day for the past like four months. No, you basically been dating it for a lot longer, but it's official. Yeah.

That's yeah. Anyway. Oh my God, how'd you do it? You wanna know? Oh my God, the whole world wants to know. Tell us your how you... Maybe she tells them on episode 200. That's fair.

That's fair. But yeah, it was really good too. I told us, I was tightened up. I was like, you've been here for fucking a while. She was crying. Oh my God. Oh my God, she was crying. I did with the flus.

I was little too. It's like so we couldn't celebrate. Oh, God. I'm getting my girl more. But, so I've been in a relationship for not too long, a couple months. Yeah, like eight days. I've been in a relationship for a couple months. You've been in a relationship for eight years.

Yeah, long time. So you've been in a relationship a long time. Now, this is, for the holidays, this was the longest I've spent away from my girl, right? And I'm a 26-year-old man, and I want to know if this is still okay to do. Okay. I was away from my girl for like three days, and I missed her, right? And I like to sleep next to her. You better watch your, you better watch what you say.

As a 26-year-old man, I still ask, in borderline demand, my girl to FaceTime sleep with me. Like, we go to sleep on FaceTime together. That is the lamest, most thing a grown man can do that I've ever heard. Really? Yes, absolutely. Isn't it so nice to wake up your phone's hot? They're still there. No, your phone's hot, battery drained, your bed's probably warm now, and all I'm hearing is live.

No, that's not attractive. It's not, I'm not seeing t-it's not fun. I'm not holding nothing. I'm not holding nothing. Okay, but I'm sitting- I'm going to bed. I want to watch TikTok. Okay, but I'm saying, you could joint watch TikTok, you share play TikTok, that's what we did.

I might, honestly, I don't. think you're in love. I think I'm in so much love that I want my space sometimes and I don't think there's anything wrong. Me too, but not at night. I would pay money to sleep somewhere else. Like, sleep away from living for a night. I'd pay, let me pay.

Wait, okay, so how long have you been sleeping in the same bed as your wife? For a long time. Like, I mean, like four-ish years now. Four years. So say you go on a two-week trip away from your wife. You're not great. I go, it's so good. I've never, I'm more limbered than ever. I don't have any pain in my ribs from her little like orc feet

just stick it in my ribs all night I get to sleep normal I get to sleep longer yeah there's no baby there's no alarm now that all this sounds bad but I'm saying the sleep yeah it seems like you hate the life you chose

no no no I love it I call her before I go to bed but I will that's the difference you're like oh babe let's share play and joint dude TikTok no someone's mad I don't like my wife's algorithm it's a much of sappy mom she doesn't like my algorithm it's sports and it's shit like that dude my girl's out

No, don't, don't. Don't, don't. Don't, calm down. My girl out. Hey, hey, just breathe. I'm going to do something real bad. I'm going to do something. I regret. Just breathe. No, you're not. No, you're not. I'm going to do something. I will tackle you before that TV gets shattered.

No. My girl's algorithm is really funny. So I like it. Like, she's funny. That's fair. Yeah. But so you think I'm weird for as a 26-year-old man with, when I'm away from my girl for 48 hours, I need to face-time sleep with her?

Yes. I need to sleep on FaceTime with her. No. What is the point of it? I miss you. I miss you. And that's not doing shit. You're not soldier boy.

This isn't kiss me through the phone. You say you love her. Maybe you see it or not. Callie. Maybe. Maybe you show something. You leave happy and then it's over. Hey, good night.

TikToks for the next three hours. If you text, I'm not responding because I'm pretending I'm asleep when really I'm doing something I like. When really I'm just doom scrolling. Don't get to do it at home. I've watched 413 TikTok still awake. Oh, babe, I really miss you.

I'd love to talk to you. Can't read it because I'm supposed to be sleep. That's how that works. That's what you do. See, I don't have to do that because I don't... Maybe a little TV, sports center. See, that's a difference. I don't predicate my relationship on lies.

I can say, I can say, hey, I want to watch TV. I want to watch TikTok. Oh, I tell her that too. Yeah. It's on the back end text, babe, you're still up. Sure am, but you're not going to know. Oh, oops, she's gonna check to see if the green dots there. Time to move to Twitter!

Not gonna be tracked down. Let's pop into Insta real quick. Oops, she's on Instagram, back to Twitter! I'm not being caught. I'm doing what I want. Dude, I have to, I have to, and we make it worse. Whenever we go to sleep together on FaceTime, because normally when we sleep together in the same bed,

we go cheek to cheek, like face to face, cheek. Cause it's the most comfortable way. No, don't make fun of me. Don't make fun of me. Y'all should be happy. I spent my whole 20s being sad. We like to go to sleep, we like to sleep cheek to cheek like this, right? We like to like, we literally like share each other's breath. It's the best thing ever.

No, it's so nice. I love her nighttime breath. It's a little nasty. I love it. I love it. Oh, your breath is, oh. Oh, don't talk about my breath. So we're going like this.

And that's, my mind has conformed to that's how you sleep. So when we FaceTime and we go to sleep together, I go, babes, cheekies, cheeky's time. Baby, it's cheeky time. Babes cheekies time. Babes cheeky time. And then y'all, y'all start on the phone. You're sitting there.

Are you catching cycle? We did. And then she, but I like because she plays along too. She goes, babe, you need to bring your cheek up a little bit. It's not even. And I'm like, oh, you're sorry. Dude, I mean, there's a couple things. One, you better, you better never do wrong by this woman

because you have found the ultimate, the ultimate, ultimate partner. And two, she needs her literal heart needs to be studied on how it's so vast and so, oh, oh, so, oh, so understanding. Yeah. Oh, so understanding. No, it's understanding. On the outside, you're a 6-7 light-skinned model. And on the inside, you talk about some, oh, cheekies,

and your debit cards have smiley faces, and your password is fishedick seven. and you use concealer i would venture to say aesthetically it's more crazy that she's weird she literally looks like a supermodel like she's 5-11 yes but that but that's a thing nowadays that's a that's a thing that's a yeah dude whenever we were first we first met her and we were like that's the most beautiful person we've seen ever like in person we would have never thought now that's true like i literally pick her up and i go oh baby lifties yeah and she goes oh dude yeah yeah robbie knows we'll talk about on the extended i go like this Love you, Liv.

Yeah, out of here. Yeah. And that's it. And you'll get there one day. I do it sometimes. No, I love Liv. That was all jokes, but yeah, you're tripping. I will never face time sleep.

I don't know. I don't think you're in love. No, I'm past love. That's just the reality. It's just acceptance. I would take a bullet for Liv. I love her more than anything. She's the greatest.

But, yeah, exactly. I am not going to fake sleep with my artificial wife through a seven-inch rectangle. She uses her iPad. iPad. Do you prop a pillow up for her? No, no, no, because we don't sleep like that. She doesn't like pillows when she's... First off, cheek to cheek. Like, where are your hips? We're spooning. So then how are you cheek to cheek? I'm big. I'm big. I'm really big. So are you big spoon or little spoon? You're big spoon. And you're just taking a nugget and I'm all on her head. Yeah.

Or we can sleep to back like we call it vampire sleepies. We're on our back and we just go like this. Vampire sleepies. The beard doesn't irritate? Yeah, no, she's broken out a little bit right here. Because she told, she says, hey, you got to wash your beard because I keep, I'm breaking out. I'm like it. No, yeah, she doesn't like pillows. We'll talk about them when she's on.

She's getting enough spotlight. She's not that cool. Okay, can I? She smells my sick farts. Dude, I mean, like, I think the episode's done. No, but there's a line. There's a line. There's a line of shit.

And then it's like, you're, you're crossing. Yeah, she goes, ooh, you are sickies. Yeah. Let's get out. Let's get out. Let's get out. Let's end the episode. We did it.

everything's good it's a good episode no next week's gonna be good next week is going to be good yeah oh my god oh you are thickies where's your pecker oh tiny peckies oh such a little tiny meters sounds like my house oh my god i i pray i pray all of you can find love like that one day and i'm so glad for our boy uh appreciate each and every single one of you coming back to Episode 1.98, guys, we're two away. Two away from episode 200. That is almost four years consecutive, never missing a Monday. We absolutely love and appreciate you all for coming back week after week. Hey, as always, share this with your biggest enemy, your number one hater, your number one friend, your best friend, your aunt, your uncle, your cousin, your mom,

your pappy, your dog, your fish. Share it with anybody. We absolutely love you. Confuse the casuals, get the good karma with this week's secret code. give it to me Cameron You got it A-R-T, art Art Art A-R

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