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Starting point is 00:05:05 We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Whistle me. Happy Mardi Gras. Happy Mardi Gras. Wouldn't do that. Hey, I'm not going to lie. If you were on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras, brother. I'd come home with

Starting point is 00:05:23 a bead collection. collection dude especially if it was like especially if there was a certain demographic out there they would think you're a thick little white one and i'm just like i have like snow allegra in my airpods i'm just like going crazy dude yeah you on bourbon street either get a lot of beads or a lot of police activity. Probably a 50-50 split in both, honestly. You show you get beat. Yes. Yeah, I go home with a lot of beads.

Starting point is 00:05:53 I go home with a suitcase full of beads. Okay. Like, what's up, mister? Bam! I'm not going to lie. So if you don't know, Mardi Gras is a holiday, right? Yeah. And one of the biggest celebratory things of Mardi Gras is in New Orleans on Bourbon Street,

Starting point is 00:06:08 which is like a street packed with clubs and bars and people. It's just thousands and thousands of people just standing on this road, partying, having a good time. And it is tradition for the ladies on Mardi Gras, if they lift up their shirt beads get thrown at them you get some beads now i remember one time i was i had a girlfriend she went to new orleans for mardi gras and this is before i knew the tradition she came back looking like trinidad james brother i said gold all in my watch oh i said you had a great time she gave me some of the beads too i went down bad brother you go what's that on your neck it's like and and not only like the little bitty beads she had like the big ball beads and i said like what did you show like they saw a wink yeah that's not just

Starting point is 00:07:00 chess right there that is that's something you know I've been to Bourbon Street too. Really? I went to, well, I was in New Orleans building homes for the homeless. And then, now why do you, okay. Now why do you have to do that though? I was in Louisiana, specifically New Orleans, building homes for the homeless. Who are you? In, what is it, section nine? Not section eight.

Starting point is 00:07:22 Ninth ward. Here we go. Nothing to do with sections. In the ninth ward. No, but I said the wrong word. Okay, it doesn't matter. Section 9? Not section 8. Ninth Ward. Here we go. Nothing to do with sections. Ninth Ward. No, but I said the wrong word. Okay, it doesn't matter. Let's relax a little bit here. Let's get some context.

Starting point is 00:07:33 When did you become the Messiah? No, I'm not. It was a mission trip. Probably 2013. As a 15-year-old, you weren't building shit. Oh, no. I was. Would you get a nail and a hammer and you're like

Starting point is 00:07:45 i was hitting the shit out of two by fours and i was really doing a lot of landscaping too they gave me a manual like like weed whacker like a scythe basically said go take out that lot okay four and a half hours straight sunburn soaking wet clothes from sweat i was cutting grass what year was katrina uh i think like oh seven and so you you're like eight years later oh it was still it was still impacted trust me it was there was a lot to do it was but i got i was saying i brought up that because after the day that we were building homes for the homeless we went to bourbon street and i got crazy dichotomy of a trip and i got for the for the you know you gotta you're like we're building houses in the

Starting point is 00:08:25 name of jesus now let's see some oh no god but i got i got robbed at hand point for bags of socks and sandwiches and boy straight so i said give me no straight mitts and you gave it up yeah 100 did so we we spent uh we spent another collective about three hours making like 400 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches got a lot of white hang socks and toothbrushes yeah if you see where i'm going we made these little care packages for the for the unfortunate that maybe left without a home homeless whatever uh we were strictly told hey we put a lot of time into this we really want to spread the gospel and the wealth one pack per person.

Starting point is 00:09:07 I got 100%. We get out of the van. I'm like, dude, this is Bourbon Street. This is New Orleans. And I hear, hey! I was like, oh. I said, yeah, yes, sir. Yes, sir. He goes, what you got there? And I was like, oh, I just wanted to say that Jesus loves you and I'd love to give you this pack if you wouldn't mind, good sir. He said, give me all of it now.

Starting point is 00:09:23 And I went, well, I can't. I was told by my youth group leader to only give one. He said, man, did you not hear what the fuck I said? Give me all of it. And I went, you know, you're right. Here you go. He said, you look hungry. I said, you can have all of it.

Starting point is 00:09:35 As soon as you got off the bus, that guy was like, that chubby girl is green. She is green. That chubby girl is green. He said, hey, Steve-O, you see a little chubby girl is green. He said, hey, Steve-O, you see a little chubby white girl with a crew neck on? Hit a lick on her. I'm just like, running back to the bus. Dude, yeah.

Starting point is 00:09:54 Fun time, though. That is insane. I never knew that about you. I saw Chris Paul play in New Orleans when they still were the Hornets. That's insane. Wild. Not as entertaining. They played the Washington Wizards. Not as entertaining.

Starting point is 00:10:04 He could have kept that. I could have touched the ceiling of that arena. I think I actually Wild. Not as entertaining. They played the Washington Wizards. Not as entertaining. He could have kept that. I could have touched the ceiling of that arena. I think I actually did. I went... When I was a kid, I went to WWE, right? Oh my god. I went to Night of Champions, Jeff Hardy, John Cena, Ric Flair was there. It was insane.

Starting point is 00:10:18 Oh, you did better than me. And I sat behind the screen. Like the entrance screen. I was at the top behind it. Ask me how many wrestlers I saw in person that night. None. That might be the most defeating.

Starting point is 00:10:41 Oh, we're going to talk about John Cena's heel turn in pop culture at the end of the episode. Oh, my God. But that might be one of the most defeating things. You're so excited about an event. you get there and you're like, I can't see shit. That easily tops mine, but I also had a defeated experience with the WWE. Oh, you told this story. But I didn't tell the other part. I did the throw up with Winter Ball, right?

Starting point is 00:10:59 Yeah. I spent probably 30 minutes and maybe six bones on a poster board. The second I get into the arena, they said, can't take that. I was like, but I made it with my hands. It's mine. They said, can't take it. I go, why the fuck does he get to take his? What did it say on it?

Starting point is 00:11:16 I don't remember. I was like 10. Well, they check signs at the door. They always check signs. They still do today. Yeah, but I'm saying, what could I have wrote down at 10 years old? I probably said, Cena could I have wrote down at 10 years old? I probably said, Cena, I love you.

Starting point is 00:11:27 Actually, I think I printed out like logos of them. Yeah. Like their logos, like John Cena's little Ruthless Aggression shit. Yeah. Like put it there

Starting point is 00:11:34 and just words in sharpie. Well, there probably was like a logo on there that's like not a part of the WWE anymore and they didn't want to be on camera. But I took a sign

Starting point is 00:11:41 to Monday Night Raw one time too. Did you really? Yes. It was in Austin, Texas. It was, do y'all remember, we'll get off of wrestling. I know a lot of y Night Raw one time too. Did you really? Yes. It was in Austin, Texas. It was... Do y'all remember... We'll get over wrestling.

Starting point is 00:11:48 I know a lot of y'all aren't wrestling fans until later in the episode. Oh. There was a time on Monday Night Raw where they would have guest hosts of Monday Night Raw, where they'd have celebrities come in and host the Monday Night Raw. And so they came to Austin on a Monday. What a time. And the guest host was ashton kutcher oh and at the time i was like in my that 70s show bag so i was like dude this is perfect like i'm

Starting point is 00:12:12 gonna and i was like i don't know how we did this but i was like eight rows from the ring and so i was on tv this whole time if y'all find that raw you can see me with my long hair on tv i swear to god like so i remember the night before me my mom went to like dollar general we got a neon poster board right shit went to my family computer we printed out pictures of ashton kutcher and shit and then i brought it into the uh into the arena because i was like when he comes out to the ring to do his like promo i'm gonna hold it up he's gonna be like oh that's cool kid that's cool little girl you're like no i'm a boy i promise he didn't even show up in person he was on this screen the whole time i'll say like

Starting point is 00:12:57 you go dude bro that was the worst part i didn't get the worst part of it was the guy took my sign we're walking in and i do a double take just like damn am i really not getting in i turn around brother folded it and put it in the trash can yeah all your hard work is done it's just done 100 i was like wow dude that's wicked and i was this week i went out to a bar. Surprise. Go to it. This week, I went out to a bar, right? And I've said this before, right? I've said this before, I think, on an early episode.

Starting point is 00:13:42 I genuinely do not like PDA. Oh, man. I hate when I see a couple And they're doing a lot to each other in public It is Honestly But I do feel like there are limits To PDA What are your PDA rules?

Starting point is 00:13:57 Oh god My PDA rules I would say the max PDA that can happen for me in my personal playbook last play hail mary ditch effort as soon as tongue gets involved oh as soon as tongue gets involved you need to pop off whisper in that ear hey let's wait till a little later we're still in public that that for me if me personally if it gets to tongue, it's fantastic. But I got a creep watching me in that corner. Friends over here, what am I doing?

Starting point is 00:14:30 What's the most you've done PDA-wise? Except for New York, that doesn't count. You're deeply inebriated. And I wouldn't want to smell your hand. So if we're being honest about what we saw. Oh my God, that makes it sound so much worse. Oh no. saw. No! Oh, my God! That makes it sound so much worse! Oh, no! No!

Starting point is 00:14:48 No! No, no! That makes it sound crazy. But it was wicked. My God, I threw up so much. What's the most you've done PDA-wise? I'm not big on it, and neither is my partner. So I don't have traumatic, crazy experiences.

Starting point is 00:15:03 I would say the most is just a good old kiss. just like a peck or like no like a good kiss like i love you kiss and then it got to that point and i was like hey we need to you use tongue when you kiss do i use tongue when i kiss i use my feet when i kiss yeah i use tongue yeah oh i can't i'll Yeah, I like it. I love yeah, what yeah, I use every you like this I go Hi grip her up, and then it's just like I can't breathe like oh no. I know I know I'm like go to sleep Put your girl in a submission hole, okay, but yes, I used to you don't use you don't use time I use my more than my lips. Exactly. So you just thought I was the kid? I just can't see you using tongue. I'm just a grown man.

Starting point is 00:15:48 I'm just like this. My lips aren't even big enough to just pleasure someone with pecs. It's like I'm sucking a fucking Tootsie Roll. Wait. Show me. I'm kidding. But I'm not going to have to show you. I'm getting hot.

Starting point is 00:16:03 I'm getting hot. Show me. I'm not showing you. Come on. Show me'm getting hot. I'm getting hot. Show me. I'm not showing you. Come on. Show me how you use tongue. No. What is tongue? Come on.

Starting point is 00:16:10 It's like this. I'll give you this. No, use your tongue. I'm not using my tongue on an air live. No. Come on. No, no, no. I'll show you.

Starting point is 00:16:16 Go. Oh, my God. Are you like... No. It's like that. Oh, God, no. I'm like this. I do like a... I do like a... It's kind of like a surfboard is the best way to Oh, God, no. I'm like this. I do like a...

Starting point is 00:16:26 It's kind of like a surfboard is the best way to describe it. I ride that wave. I imagine her... Oh, you're more like her tongue is water and my tongue is like a Hawaiian. Like just a guy that lives in the ocean. He just grabs that surfboard. He runs straight to it. If this is her tongue, this is my tongue.

Starting point is 00:16:42 It gets a little friendly slap. You got to test the water first make sure it's not rough she goes and then i go yeah no it's it's it's bedroom talk we're playing tigers whenever i use tongue oh my god i want that i've had a girl ask if she had pop rocks in her mouth how fast my tongue works in there it's like you put a goddamn bop it in your mouth. I feel like your tongue suffocates other people's tongue. You go, come here, baby. They're like...

Starting point is 00:17:16 All of a sudden, you just hear her breathing because it's all out of her mouth or her nose. She's like... Because it's literally like this. Her tongue tongue years ago like this it's just like they could use my tongue as torture for prisoners of war oh they could suffocate somebody have you ever had okay what's your like what's been your feedback on kissing oh like have people like what's it like one to ten like you like you're you're putting out a LinkedIn profile. My kissing score's about a...

Starting point is 00:17:49 What is it? Number one through ten? One through ten. Based off the reviews... It doesn't have to be whole numbers. It can be points. Based off the reviews I've gotten. Based off first-hand reviews you've received,

Starting point is 00:18:04 either in-moment or after, through via text, FaceTime facetime email i'll say 9.2 oh man because because i like kissing more than i like doing the actual coyote oh my god dude dude thank you like i don't want to be in there Scary. You go, what was that? He was like, ah! I haven't been in the holy clam in a minute. Oh, you're... What do we have to lose, right? Biblical clam?

Starting point is 00:18:42 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Starting point is 00:18:47 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Starting point is 00:18:52 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. said that. Stop it. Remember when we went to the third floor, CJ? I wasn't trying on shirts. No, okay. Honestly. So much of the internet literally leaves the comment, why don't y'all kiss already? I leave that comment, too. I have so many burners on the YouTube.

Starting point is 00:19:17 So nine times. Damn, these guys should kiss. Damn it, come on, Cam. Oh, I've left them there. Oh, my God. The fact that people watch this with their infant, dude, I don't know what to say. I'm sorry. Back to the 9.2. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:19:34 Now, if you had to grade your own performance, so it's like a peer review, like a paper. Yeah. Your friend slid you a 92 on the test. Yes, yes, yes. You did good. I erased one bad for you. Do you think all those were very logical thought out honest reviews you think some were blowing smoke getting brownie

Starting point is 00:19:51 points what do you think i think a lot of them were caught up in the bliss like a lot of them were caught up in the like caught up in that stone wall but um but one of the things i am self-conscious about is my gingivitis. Like when I kiss, I know you can hear it and feel that. Hear it! Oh, there's cracks. You ever put your finger in some Play-Doh? It's like a little...

Starting point is 00:20:15 You have pockets of... Oh, yeah, there's something wrong up there. Holy shit, dude. I had a scab on my gum the other day and i flicked it and it my mouth was gushing blood dude it was like my mouth is not healthy uh we need to take a moment of silence for anyone that has sent a review one of those reviews and you've experienced this oh my god but i'm not gonna lie like the only downside is my is the gingivitis That's one the second is I drool a lot

Starting point is 00:20:47 I got a really wet mouth and so there's been times there's been strings that weren't asked for there's been a connection That kept us together. Oh you shut up. Oh Even even with my wife, yeah, if I unlocked my prism rate wave riding tongue, yeah, and there was a String of slobber spit. Mm-hmm. It of slobber spit, it wouldn't do it for me. It wouldn't do it for me. Do you have... Now, we're going to stay on this. We're going to stay on this little X-rated vibe. I kind of like it.

Starting point is 00:21:16 Okay. Fluff my feathers. You've been married for how long? Correct. I am married. How long? Pushing three. Almost three.

Starting point is 00:21:24 Sorry. I love Liv. I love Liv. But you've been together for how long? Correct. I am married. How long? Pushing three. Almost three. Sorry. I love Liv. I love Liv. But you've been together for how long? Pushing seven. Seven years. You've been in a relationship for seven years, right? Correct.

Starting point is 00:21:37 Question for you. I have never experienced that length. I'm assuming sometimes in the bedroom we might need to spice things up. How do you feel about role play? Now, I'm going to answer this very, very well thought out

Starting point is 00:21:56 and careful. I'm all for it. I would be all for it. And my wife, she's a beautiful companion. This is awkward because her family's watching this too. Oh, what? How do you think Malachi got in?

Starting point is 00:22:08 Yeah, Malachi did get here. But we are synchronized. We are in one. Oh, stop all this bullshit. What do you want to say? I'm down. I'm down for it. Now, the roles and the game which is played,

Starting point is 00:22:22 that's where I got to really be careful. That's where it starts to get a little tricky for me. Now, I'm okay. You want me to be a cop. Come here. Yeah. You want to be a firefighter. Here's the hose.

Starting point is 00:22:32 Yeah, I'm a doctor. Oh, what do you need fixed? Let me check that. Yeah. Let me give you a... All that's good. Let me give you a pap smear. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:22:38 All that's fine, right? What? I'm a plumber. Your pipe's broken. Mine's not. Now, my... Okay. What? I'm a plumber. Your pipe's broken. Mine's not. Now my problem is, I think I would have the problem with role play is if she was like, okay, today you're Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Starting point is 00:22:56 No, no, no. If my wife said, I want you to take your football jersey off Travis Kelsey, there's no way, there's no way that I or he is ready for performance if she is name-dropping a real human being and she's thinking it's me. No. Yeah, no, that's where it starts. She's like, come on, Klay Thompson. I'm like, come on, man.

Starting point is 00:23:18 I can't shoot that well. You go, bang, bang, Klay Thompson for three. Now, you can give me a profession. You go, bang, bang, Klay Thompson for three. Now that's... No, you can give me a profession. You can even give me some weird, wicked, like, we got to escape something and we're just butt naked. Oh, no, I don't want to leave my bed. Oh. Oh, you want to explore the house?

Starting point is 00:23:36 Oh, man, I got a nice pantry. I got counters everywhere. Hell, I got a staircase. You want to... It could be, oh, I'm coming for you. Butt naked. Butt naked. You want to... It could be... Oh, I'm coming for you. Butt naked. That's a twist of fantasy. No, no.

Starting point is 00:23:53 I'm kidding. Oh, no. Now we're starting. No, yeah. Now we're... No, that's... I've never been asked to do it. I asked.

Starting point is 00:24:01 You've asked? I asked to do it. What was her answer? No. She is a lover of our bed. She's a, this, now, I am starting to sweat. I am starting to sweat. She's a great wife, a great lover.

Starting point is 00:24:16 That's that. Yeah, but I'm just saying for me, at some point, like if I'm in a relationship for seven years, right, at some point, you're going to have to put a collar on me. Oh, wow. No. At some point make me bark, you know what I mean? You're like, now that hurts. It's a shock.

Starting point is 00:24:44 Oh, my God. Oh, well, we we came in pod now you got that little okay oh my god it's all comedy party it's it's comedy podcast it is it's comedy podcast i was just wondering because i do see like i genuinely cannot i can imagine a lot of circumstances i cannot imagine you intimate and i've tried very hard to visualize it visualize it like i've googled like people that would resemble you just to like you have googled other people that resemble me naked to resemble i've seen you naked and that's what makes me not be able to see it you saw me in a vulnerable light i was i was small and in a shower and i was turned away and that didn't help I was like

Starting point is 00:25:25 I can't see the rhythm I'm very white the rhythm that one video the guy in Best Buy he's listening to the headphones he's like oh last question on sex and x-ray

Starting point is 00:25:42 I love it and then we'll get off I don't care is there too much? Is there too much? Is there too much? Can you overdo lovemaking? Do you know what I'm saying? Like that guy.

Starting point is 00:25:54 Like in the Best Buy meme, it's obviously he's fully clothed. He's in a Best Buy. He's putting on headphones. And he is like... Grinding. Like full grinding. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:26:02 Is there a point where you're just showing out at this point like are you talking about publicly or what are you talking about do you think that there is from male or female side that there's you you're you can do too much like you're overdoing it you're overselling oh oh yeah i've experienced it's like i am not doing that to you i i do not have those powers, man. Let's keep it quiet. The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by Factor.

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Starting point is 00:27:46 The You Should Know Podcast. The other day, I was coming home. I don't even know where I was at, but I know I was in the car by myself, and I was coming back home. And in my neighborhood, when you enter in my neighborhood, it is like a ball of joy and peace.

Starting point is 00:28:00 There's always kids out playing at the park, all these things, right? So I came in this back entrance, and it's like right when day is turning to night. Okay. And I go down this street and there's this, there's this young girl. She's probably maybe Pierce's age, 18, 19. Okay. And so at the street that I came, I hit the end of the street, very abrupt stop. Cause I remembered wifey said gotta go by mailbox okay mailbox is to the right house to the left girls right in front of my car so I hit this a mean stop and she turns around and looks at me and I swear to god worst timing ever

Starting point is 00:28:38 it turned night enough to where my lights kicked on so she turns around and looks at me my lights kick on right on i swear to god and she's looking at me and i'm like oh and she in my car there's not a ton of tint so she sees me and i'm probably tired because that's what new fathers are like i'm like this right i'm sitting there looking at her dead in the face the lights kick on it's bright on her and she's starting now this is the crazy part. She was walking toward the left. Remember I said houses to the left? She's walking towards the left.

Starting point is 00:29:11 She... We all know what she's thinking. Yeah. So she switches her route, starts going to the right. I have to go to the right to go to the mailbox. I swear to God.

Starting point is 00:29:19 She starts taking off to the right, kind of like a quicker walk. Yeah. And I go... I hit that slow turn. Hit that slow turn. The lights perfectly follow her walking. And then she looks at me again.

Starting point is 00:29:32 And she does like a triple take. She's literally like this. She's terrified. And I felt awful. But the last thing I'm going to do is roll down my window and go, hey! She would take off running. So I'm like i just gotta let this play out she'll be fine obviously i know myself i'm not doing anything so i go to the

Starting point is 00:29:49 mailbox and park she's already far like past i get the mailbox i turn around go back to the left i am not shitting you the it's like little streets they can connect and stuff so she was gone and far enough and she turned back left where she was originally walking. Right. We meet at this intersection. I swear to God. Bro, I felt so bad. I meet at the stop sign, and she's at the edge of the street. She looks at my car, sees it, takes off on a full sprint. Oh, shit.

Starting point is 00:30:17 And in that predicament, what do I do? Honestly. Do I drive fast after and tell her, hey, nothing to worry about? That's the last thing you do. Do I just let her run off and think she's running for her literal life? No. What do I do? Because I got to go that way too.

Starting point is 00:30:30 The first thing, okay, that's on you. That is not on me. That is on the ecosystem. It was immense timing. It was wicked timing. The only thing you could have done is nip it in the bud immediately. And this might sound crazy, but as soon as you see that she's concerned that you're gonna take her you roll your window down back hey i'm not taking

Starting point is 00:30:49 you that's that's what people that take people say hey i'm not here for you just hop in we can talk about it and then you put them in handcuffs and you drive off that's exactly what i didn't want to happen that is exactly what I couldn't say. So what did I do? What did you do? I just followed her a little more because I had to get to my house. She took off running to the left. I drove my ass to my house to the left, and she was sweating.

Starting point is 00:31:19 She literally was like full sprinting away from me. Do you have one of those neighborhood apps where everybody in the neighborhood talks to each other? Oh, my God. There's a Facebook group, but I'm not in it. I bet she dropped a paragraph in there. Oh, my God. Yeah. She goes, black sedan. It's a white guy.

Starting point is 00:31:30 Awfully tired. Big beard. He tried to kidnap me. The next day, I'm like this. Some dad tackles me. Yeah, 100%. It was crazy, though. That's the worst timing ever.

Starting point is 00:31:39 It was unreal. I immediately walked inside. Started, now it's not funny funny but i started cackling with live yeah just due to the you traumatize that girl i was like this girl's really like kind of she's gonna be up for a little bit she thinks someone was just trying to get her 100 the lights i follow her we meet again i follow her more and now she told her parents about it and now she has less permissions to roam streets now and it looks oh, oh my God, she's Harry Potter. She's under the staircase.

Starting point is 00:32:06 But it also looks worse because she never saw me stop at the mailbox. Oh, so now it's just wonder. She's like, was he waiting on me? Yeah. Because I went and stopped. You have to get out. It's like the big community ones. Like all of them are at one spot.

Starting point is 00:32:18 Yeah. So I get out, get it. There's like hundreds. There's like 20 little things I got to grab. And then by the time all that's done, she's made enough ground where we meet again but in her mind i went that way she took off i stopped and she's like bro she's probably messed up i think if you ever see this i don't know i literally don't know your name i don't know who you are but i'm sorry i think the best thing you could do is just hope that you run into her again and just be like hey about the other night yeah i changed my

Starting point is 00:32:42 mind on taking you i I was going to. Funny enough, you look really similar to the target. I'm sorry. I was supposed to get another girl. You look awfully close to her. Have a nice day. That might not be good. No, I mean, that's to the target.

Starting point is 00:32:59 No, no. I mean, hell, she thinks I'm an assassin. Okay. Bro, it was, oh, my God. It wasn't funny, but you know what I'm saying. I brought up that, those neighborhood apps, right? Where you like, I think that's the worst thing ever. Do something else. Those community neighborhood apps, right?

Starting point is 00:33:18 And my parents are in one. Everyone's parents are. But it's not one of those ones where there's a discourse. I guess there is, but basically it's just like, pings alert. Like, hey, somebody stole my Amazon package. Hey, a hyena just killed my poodle. Hey, too many black people in this park. You know what I mean? It's like, that's what the things are saying.

Starting point is 00:33:36 Hey, the five on five game's getting really loud. Dude, I'm saying like, I think at a certain point point i hope i am never at that i pray to god we never ever touch that level oh live is definitely gonna get there it's already there she's already in those groups i swear oh really she's in like the moms of blank moms of blank single stay-at-home moms of blank housewives of blank i'm like what are you doing like live your life and love it dude and it's the the funny thing, so I go back home to Austin, and my parents are in there, and, like, we'll all be in the living room. And we don't talk.

Starting point is 00:34:11 So we're all in the living room, like, on our phones. And I'm like, I'm looking at Preston, my mom, my dad. I'm like, what are y'all looking at? And they're like, somebody broke in, two houses down. And then they're talking. And they just talk shit about, like, neighbors and then they're talking they're like and they just talk shit about like neighbors and what they say bro that's i mean and i can see the drama part but like that's what they're in it for exactly the drama is like drama is thrilling to anybody i'm not really like i don't care drama's nice i i love never been into it god love a good drug just a cup of tea and spilt right on

Starting point is 00:34:42 your lap i boy i'm not a a reason kind of girl what a cheese man what the hell is a cheese man cheese man cheese man you cheese me no no cheese man what is it what are you saying a cheese man cheese man now you've changed it a cheese man cheese man yeah what is that is it a snack wait is it a group what is it cheese man it sounds like saying kiss me and i a group? What is a chisme? Chisme. It sounds like you're saying kiss me, and I'm getting close. What is a chisme? I swear to God, I don't know what a chisme is. Stop saying it like that.

Starting point is 00:35:13 Chisme. What is it? Are you going to chisme? No, no. No, I'm saying tell me. No, why'd you stand? You told me to come here. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. You literally said it. No, I did not. Look at'd you stand? You told me to come here No, I didn't

Starting point is 00:35:25 No, I didn't You literally said No, I did not We're on the footage He literally went I genuinely never pointed at you to come towards me Oh my god Oh my god, CJ's a rat

Starting point is 00:35:35 I don't like when you tower me No, you went I literally didn't do that Okay, I'm getting angry It's like gossip in Spanish Oh Yeah Oh I thought it was like some undercover agency or something Okay, I'm getting angry. It's like gossip in Spanish. Oh. Yeah. Oh.

Starting point is 00:35:47 I thought it was like some undercover agency or something. Like a chist. But I never want to get to that age where I'm looking at the group chats of the neighborhood, like who's doing what and what's doing what. At that point, just put me down. Oh, yeah. No, I don't. Like, don't.

Starting point is 00:36:02 Just literally spray paint my windows. Like, I don't see anything. I don't get sunlight. Put get someone put me down right okay so i got a question for you say i'm on my deathbed right oh oh no i'm laying down i'm on my deathbed i can talk to you right my eyes are straight a little loose i can't do this or that i I can't look left or right, but I can talk. You come to my deathbed, right? You get granted one wish, right? But not one wish. You get the power of you can ask me literally anything you ever wanted to. And I will answer it honestly.

Starting point is 00:36:39 Oh, my God. What would you ask me on my deathbed if I have to answer honestly? Doesn't really hook. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm not kidding.

Starting point is 00:36:57 I'm kidding. Holy shit. That is a wicked prompt. That's like, God, this runs down. The answer is yes. To the left. This is built like a nine iron, dog. All right.

Starting point is 00:37:14 Okay. That, man, this is such a blank canvas. Okay. I can break it down. Anything. That's so. Last question. And I have to answer it honestly.

Starting point is 00:37:24 I could, okay. You're going to be like like 50 so it could be you're not living that long oh that's i just got it it took you so long shit bro i i could go multiple ways i could go something because as of now i don't have one of these questions but like say say this big event happened like here in a couple years or something and you just lied your ass off and I believed it, but then I slowly started to like see the lie. I'd be like, did you really do that in Vegas? Or did you really crash my car?

Starting point is 00:37:58 Like some shit like that, but I don't have that yet. As of now, I'd probably say like like, who's getting all your shit? Like, how much of your stuff am I getting? Because you got a lot of stuff, dog. And I think it should go to me. That's probably not true. That's the worst last question ever. I mean, I don't have, like.

Starting point is 00:38:18 Do you want to know what I'd ask you? Oh, God. Not really. Oh, my God. What would you ask me? So, you're at your deathbed, right? Okay. I get one question.

Starting point is 00:38:28 I like that. I get one question to ask Cam. You're laying there. You can only see straight. Out of your peripheral, you see me walking up to you, and I got my arm around Liv, and I go, Are you sure this is okay? Oh.

Starting point is 00:38:46 I literally go, oh, and I would just die right there. You sick. No, you would not. No, first off, she wouldn't. If she did, I would haunt her like no one's business. It wouldn't even be funny. I'd walk live in there. Cameron, you sure this is okay?

Starting point is 00:39:04 Oh, my God. You'd kill me right then and there. That would be my syringe of whatever. I would just die. business it wouldn't even be funny i'd walk live in there camera you sure this is okay oh my god you'd kill me right then and there that would be that would be my syringe of whatever i would just die that's right there no shot that would be a great last question i just see you in absolute confusion on your way out like you're just like i have just filled with question marks entering eternity i'm just like no no bro i don't i i don Bro, your darkest secrets don't excite me. I don't have dark secrets. Oh, everyone has some dark secrets. I don't.

Starting point is 00:39:30 Oh, you've got some dark secrets. What is it? You've got some dark secrets. What? You've got some dark secrets about your past. What? I kind of wanted to keep fishing to see if maybe you'd bite. There's nothing.

Starting point is 00:39:43 See, yeah, you're an open guy. You always talk about how honest you are. I'd say everything on this podcast. I would, I'd probably genuinely say like, where, like, where's the hard drive that contains all your passwords and information, including bank accounts? Just the guy that got the TikTok. I don't know. That'd be better to ask.

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Starting point is 00:41:12 Right. Oh, God. And it was definitely a question that if I would have asked it, I would have gotten roasted on the internet. Ridiculed. But since somebody else asked it. It's a free game. I'm going to ask it here.

Starting point is 00:41:21 Go for it. I saw this on Twitter. So it's not my thoughts. Okay. I'm going to ask it here. Go for it. I saw this on Twitter, so it's not my thoughts. Okay. I love the preface. Make it short. How did people wake up on time before there were alarm clocks? Jesus Christ.

Starting point is 00:41:35 Now that. That's a goddamn cue. Now that, because the Lord himself knows if I don't set an alarm clock, I'm either waking up at 6 a.m before the birds or you can catch me at 1 30. Yeah 100 percent. There's nothing like a good time. Yeah bro that I feel like you without an alarm clock would die quicker. What do you mean? In life. What do you mean? You your natural alarm clock is disturbingly early. Yeah. Like, so early. And I feel like you would just, those days would just pile up.

Starting point is 00:42:08 You're just losing hours on hours. Oh, yeah. Losing hours. Going to bed at 2, waking up at 5. 100%. Going to bed at 2, waking up at 6. But, Junior, how did they do it? Like, the only thing I could think of is there was a city bell.

Starting point is 00:42:20 Right? There was, like, a huge city bell that they had the local ogre go to some asshole in slacks everyone's like but that was my initial thought but then i was like how is that guy waking up at the exact time every day to go ring the bell who's ringing his bell someone's working the graveyard shift someone's like hey phil you gotta go he just goes to bed he the graveyard shift. Someone's like, hey, Phil, you got to go. He just goes to bed. He's so tired. Phil's like.

Starting point is 00:42:50 Phil goes up this 40-pound hammer. He's like just dragging it through the city. Dude, it makes no sense. Well, okay. I think a very important thing is what time period are we talking about? We're talking about alarm clocks. There's still time. I know, but I'm talking about we're talking like United States, like in the maybe 1900s.

Starting point is 00:43:06 I don't even know when an alarm clock was made. Who invented the alarm clock? Who invented the alarm clock and what year? We're talking way back when? We're talking like, I don't know. Just before I walk when it was sun. Sun's an animal. Yeah, but I'm saying whenever you had to get somewhere at a certain time.

Starting point is 00:43:20 There was jobs, infrastructure. Yes, like the world was still revolving how it is now you have to go get on the assembly line for henry ford i'm liking the bell theory but there was no exactly it doesn't make sense you have to have a phil in your city that brings the bell or a great friend that somehow is like addicted to coffee or something you gotta have a buddy system how did that work how did jobs work at that time they were like hey when you wake up come by like how is that as soon as you feel like it come give us 11 hours of your day yeah pay at 20 yeah and they're like seven year olds working at that time oh my god dude how okay genuinely they had it they had to have just been so wired but

Starting point is 00:44:02 like what happens in a long day what happens happens when your boss has to clock overtime? There's no way you're waking up at the same time. It doesn't even matter if you're super wired. To have your mind wake up at this exact time every day, that's an anomaly. I don't think so. I think it's more normal to just wake up at the same time every day. Around the same time, if there are circumstances. Like, Kim, that is – you cannot just wake up at any time,

Starting point is 00:44:24 the exact time every day you cannot wake up you can't you cannot do that you can get pretty close you've been late here 90 but that that's traffic that i if i leave a whole other 30 minutes early that's fine i'm saying when i was teaching and i would set an alarm right right every day right before that alarm would go off i would naturally like my eyes would wake up. Like, probably five minutes, eight minutes before. Like, it's just because you wake up at the same time every day. But how did you get accustomed to that? Alarm in the beginning.

Starting point is 00:44:50 Exactly. In the beginning. Exactly. So I'm saying you had. Paranoia. Paranoia is the best alarm clock. It's got to be. Dog, I don't know if anybody else experiences this.

Starting point is 00:45:01 Whenever you have something big in the morning, right, big the next morning you go to bed oh my god and you wake up you wake up out of your sleep but you didn't hear the alarm clock you're like what the and you check your phone and there's like 30 minutes left oh my god that and it's like oh my god okay but then you start to play with satan and then so you're like i'm going back yeah you do you see you start shaking hands with lucifer you go i can get another 25 exactly but you check to see if your alarm clock is still set so you know right you know that that shit oh my god especially when it's like something that involves transportation like you gotta like your uber schedule for this or you gotta get on a plane

Starting point is 00:45:39 yeah oh my god i wake up four times i'll wake up an hour into the sleep every time it's the same jump scare it's the same jump scare. It's the same jump scare. Two hours later, I'm like, you start getting mad and your sleep is shit. And then, and then if you play with Satan for too long and you miss it and you're like, my God, dude. Oh, when you play with them, when you play with Satan and you think you're hitting snooze and you accidentally hit stop. Oh, oh yeah.

Starting point is 00:46:02 I'm the king of that. I'm the king of that. Oh my God. I just thought of something or her for, before the alarm clocks are around. news and you actually hit stop oh oh yeah i'm the king of that i'm the king of that oh my god i just thought of something or her for before the alarm clocks were around we didn't rely on human beings we didn't rely on the guy hitting the bell it was that goddamn rooster it was there was a lot of birds it was the neighborhood rooster just oh my god you know how bad that is everybody was like kill that like take his neck

Starting point is 00:46:31 and you're just sitting there bro oh my god some people have incredibly annoying alarm clocks like the martian one that's what I got I get it it's to wake you up but imagine a living being every day.

Starting point is 00:46:45 That's like your son. He just went, oh, no, seriously. But his is at least semi-cute. And then you're just, man, he's like. A bird with a gobbly little neck going. Like screaming. No. Oh, I'd shoot it.

Starting point is 00:47:03 I would end that bird. But then you'd be late to work that's exactly how it happens bro oh dude waking up might be top five most anxiety things in my life dude 100 dude it's when i wake up my day is ruined or like just i am blessed to see another day but my mind is at the darkest at the first one of a wake up i remember when you told me that like off pod we were just on a call and you're like bro waking up scares me dude it's like i it's immediate panic and i don't know what kind of medicine i need to not panic when i wake up but it is pure shock you said you said you wake up and you take a big breath. Dude, yeah.

Starting point is 00:47:45 I'm like. You go. And then in front of you, you go. Oh, yeah. I check my phone to see who's dead. I am going through it. Another thing that gives me anxiety that shouldn't. Oh, that's a lengthy list.

Starting point is 00:47:59 Do you know? So I've told this on the podcast before about how I sometimes forget how to do the most normal things. I forget how to eat sometimes. I forget how to breathe and pee. Right? This week. Little brain farts. This week, I was having the hardest time ever with door handles.

Starting point is 00:48:15 Like, not a knob. What do you mean? Not a little knob. An actual handle that comes out. Because for the life of me, I could not not remember do i pull that bitch up or down it doesn't matter it doesn't but what's the right way down i would assume but isn't it easier to go up it is easier but we're also you gotta think we're also our hands are lower our hands are lower i've been this way i've been i've been this way for a long time no but i'm saying that's why it might

Starting point is 00:48:43 be easier for us no but i'm saying i've been like that for a long time. No, but I'm saying that's why it might be easier for us. No, but I'm saying I've been like that for a long time where I prefer the up. Like, I've been eye to eye with the bitch. And you're just like, yes or no, is it not easier to lift the door handle up? It is. And then go down. I mean, naturally, pulling is easier than pushing. You're pulling either way. No.

Starting point is 00:49:01 You're putting a door handle down. You are pushing it down. You're literally on top of it, pushing it down. And then when you're doing this, what are you doing? You're pulling. You're pushing it up. If I was to grab this, and it's right here. That's pushing it up.

Starting point is 00:49:19 Or a pulling motion. You're pulling something toward. Pulling this this way. What is this? Pulling it towards you. You're doing that with... Pulling this this way. What is this? Pulling it towards you. You're doing that with the handle. It's going straight up.

Starting point is 00:49:30 This is time for your condolences. I might be sorry. I might be sorry. Yeah. Yeah, I might be sorry. That might be an upward push. I'm just saying,

Starting point is 00:49:38 I've always... It's my hardest ever. Like this week, figuring out the door handle. I've been sitting at a door for two minutes this week. It's honestly... i've been sitting at a door for two minutes this week it's honestly i don't know it's some up here to figure it out i need doctors no we need

Starting point is 00:49:52 to i mean yeah but we need to get we need to find out why i feel like once we find that why it'll be like the book of the dead just a book a treasure that we uncover i think it's a mix of anxiety adhd and a little you can mute it for YouTube. A little anxiety, ADHD, little blankety blank and a vice. Yeah, it's like I shouldn't spend that much time at a door. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:50:16 It was the four glasses of Johnny Walk Dog and the 200 insurgents I killed in Team Deathmatch. You wake up, you're just like Yeah. Bro, that, I, oh, okay. On the thing of waking up, real quick.

Starting point is 00:50:34 When you wake up, you're different because you immediately, you're in so much fear. You take a huge breath. I feel like that jump starts the system. I am like a slow dying patient where when I wake up it takes me genuinely 20 minutes to like see straight and hear things i swear to god especially now with these late night shifts yeah i wake up and i i am actually wobbling around my room i am not drunk

Starting point is 00:50:59 i did not drink the night before i'm wobbling i can't see straight yeah and i can't hear shit have you ever experienced that? 100%. Mine's more of a fear-based thing because I've left my contacts in for months. And I gotta like... You have dailies! I gotta rub my... I gotta get in there to see something. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:51:18 I genuinely don't. I swear to God, I don't know what you mean. And once there's a little bit of oil in there, I'm like... Once we've warmed oil in there, I'm like... A little bit of jet fuel in there. Once we've warmed that engine up, I'm like... Engines are good. Dude, but I said that because I have recently been...

Starting point is 00:51:33 I have been stubbing the shit out of my feet in my room when I wake up at night. That's top five worst. Oh my God. But I'm holding this little sack of joy. Oh my God. And I feel handicapped. I feel like I can't do anything to release. And sometimes I just want to bite something.

Starting point is 00:51:48 I look down. I'm like, I can't bite him. And I, oh my God. It has been like seriously pissing me off. Because every night it's on the foot of the bed, on the recliner, on the door. Pitch black. Yes. I can't see shit.

Starting point is 00:52:00 I'm holding the baby. And I'm just like, you know what makes stubbing your toe worse? Oh my God. Is having somebody in the baby, and I'm just like. You know what makes stubbing your toe worse? Oh, my God. Is having somebody in the room with you and laughs. Oh, okay. Dude, if you're laughing at my. Dude, I'm okay. I can take a joke, right?

Starting point is 00:52:12 You joke on me on anything. If I kick something, if I stub my toe, if I'm in pain, and you're like. Like, you're about to feel this pain. You know what I mean? That is so, so you. This man will laugh and joke at anything. If something is, if it crosses that line to where he's experiencing actual pain, he doesn't even like you anymore.

Starting point is 00:52:33 Oh, no. You're literally like, bro, shut the fuck up. And I'm like, oh, okay, sorry. No, yeah, I'm ready to send insurgents. Oh, my God. Dude, that's the worst. Oh, my God. And I think that's messed up. at what point is it okay to laugh

Starting point is 00:52:47 at somebody's pain and not laugh at bullshit but you you would laugh at any pain that i received you would laugh at any injury that i've received that's not true but if we flip the script and you stub your little grossly long toe and i chuckle i'm gonna have someone outside of my door and that's how that works no i don't think that's true hypocrisy i don't think that's true peyton if i got up and fell face flat first on that concrete yeah you would you would cackle then ask if i was okay that's fact that is a fact the reason i left i was thinking if you fell over right now all this equipment's over all this equipment's on the ground i go oh oh yeah i mean there's certain things i do laugh at that i shouldn't like like people breaking up

Starting point is 00:53:38 and i'm not gonna lie it's a majority of the tiktok couples and it's not funny because it is like that is sad that you're breaking up that is sad that you're breaking up but like come on it's like there's these why are we making videos oh my god yeah i'm so sad and then you record what is the what is the appropriate way to break up with somebody? Dude, face-to-face, get it all out before they can ask questions, get the hell out of college. That's all you do.

Starting point is 00:54:15 You take your girl out to dinner, and you're like, you sit down, the waiter brings the water, don't ask for appetizers, it's over quick. Yeah, literally. Be like, hey, let you know, not feeling anymore, checks on you. That's what I was going to say. My hungry ass, I'm like, let's get a whole dinner and i go hey jessica really not working out you're hella annoying you need to do better see you later she's paying five when you walk out what's the

Starting point is 00:54:34 worst way to break up with somebody okay i'm not gonna say specifics because just give a scenario so we can i believe she does watch this but i heard someone that is a friend of a friend of a friend got broken up with by her person that they lived she lived with this man in the same house and he broke up with her via email and now now that is a that is the biggest biggest all caps you i have ever seen for you to be clocked into a job and you take a two minute break to email someone you live with shit's not working that is that is wicked and i swear i'm not i'm not making that up that somebody really got broken up with through email by somebody they lived with friend of a friend of a friend of Liv's.

Starting point is 00:55:26 Liv was told this, and now I'm saying it. I'm hiding for secrecy. Well, yeah, okay, but yes. That genuinely happened. Actually happened. They lived together, and then it goes on. She said when she got back, his shit was already packed. And I'm like, this man had some demons?

Starting point is 00:55:44 He found something out about this girl because there's there's no way no way the email probably goes hey boss i gotta get out of here a little early speeds to the house clears the shit okay that's almost like some serial killer as things like like imagine you're living with your girlfriend right you go to bed right you go to bed with your girl oh man you know that in the back of your mind this is gonna happen tomorrow morning that yeah he's laying down they're cuddling he's big spooning his girl looking at the back of her head being like you don't even know what's gonna be in your inbox in the morning bitch he goes good night

Starting point is 00:56:21 wakes up right there they're in the house together in the morning. Cooking eggs and shit. Oh, he's got a new pep in his step today. And he's like, hey, babe. Oh, dude. And then she's like, oh, don't worry, honey. I'm going to clean that lady. He's like, don't even worry about it.

Starting point is 00:56:38 She goes to work. She goes, what do you mean? He goes, oh, don't worry about it. She goes to work. She logs onto her work computer. He's at home like this. Sends a goddamn email. Dude.

Starting point is 00:56:49 To whom this regards. Yeah, to whom this may best concern. We're through. I would pay so much money to see this email. I want to meet this man. Based off how he ended the email. What did he end it like? Best.

Starting point is 00:57:03 So and so. Sorry. Good luck. Next. And then. Oh, my God. he ended the email like what did he like end it like best so and so sorry good luck next and then oh my god he had that u-haul prepared to have everything moved out where he has a dually truck there's no in between he either done he either doesn't have a lot of shit or he's he had this plotted planned and scheduled that poor girl bro you no, honestly, it does suck for her. Oh my God. But you have to realize the comedy of that. The level of genius

Starting point is 00:57:28 that this guy has. He kissed the back of her head. He rolled over and smiled and went to sleep. He went, imagine, imagine if he CC'd the new girl. If he gave the new broad a carbon copy.

Starting point is 00:57:43 Oh my God. He goes, you better act right. This is how I did the last one. I'd be like, this man needs to go to jail. That is sick. Breaking up through an email has to be top tier. Top tier. What could top that?

Starting point is 00:57:55 Like genuinely, what could top that? Breaking up through parents. What? Like breaking up with someone through their parents. How would that work? Hey, Miss Jo, I know. I know. It ain't working though i know your daughter was great she was but it's just it's not my time were you breaking up with my

Starting point is 00:58:11 daughter i'm breaking up with your daughter have you have you told her no that's why i'm here first miss joe i just i wanted to tell you you've been you've been great for me and you know me me me and sydney we just weren't seeing eye to eye, and I'm going to have to let her go. Oh, I appreciate that you're coming to me before you tell her. Yes, ma'am. You got a big old foot, Miss Jo. Wait, what's wrong with this? I said before you tell her. Oh, no, I'm not telling her, Miss Jo.

Starting point is 00:58:36 I'm not. No, my truck's packed. I was telling you, you can relay the message. I'm going to California. First of all, let go of my foot. You go, no, I don't like it anymore. You're going to break up with my daughter through me without why are you telling me uh you were you've just been a respectful woman from the start i've viewed you as a mom it's just not working i felt the right to i owed you an explanation i don't know your daughter's shit

Starting point is 00:58:58 anymore mr joe that's that's just the way it is do you think that's actually ever happened oh 100 no way bro do you i i'm on the side of there's almost nothing you can name that hasn't happened in the history of mankind that is there's so many people so many different lives so many opportunities if you could say do you think a squirrel farted uh our farted fire and a turtle captured him. I'd be like, I don't know. It might be at this point. What? What did he just say? I don't know.

Starting point is 00:59:30 I'm so passionate because the other day, it was a discussion about the same thing. I was like, I think everything's happened almost. Like, everything is a remake. There's a lot of, a lot of, just try me. There's not a mountain. Oh, oh, I heard you swallow it. Oh, I heard you swallow it.

Starting point is 00:59:50 A mountain hasn't had sex with a tree. Okay, real things, though. Oh, real things. That would be, oh, it'd have to be a California redwood. It would have to be a redwood. If it was a damn oak tree in Everest. Okay, okay. it would have to be a redwood if it was a damn oak tree in everest okay okay a tornado a volcano and earthquake have not all been at the same place at the same time

Starting point is 01:00:11 a tornado a volcano and an earthquake never happened but that but it has to be validity we don't even know if that can happen okay that's what i'm saying say something with humans watch this no no no watch this a tornado a hurricane an earthquake a tsunami what's another natural disaster and a and a wildfire have it all happen at different parts of the world at the exact same time i would i would argue that i would argue that like hell i guarantee we could find you think of the goddamn dream team Natural Disasters all went for 30? They go, ready, break! They go, pfft. That has not happened. Bro, I'm talking about the original thing we said.

Starting point is 01:00:52 Like, you said, you think this has ever happened? Like a guy breaking up with his girl through the pants. Okay, so human. Yes. Do I think a guy, and now you're getting to the point. I'm thinking damn near about everything. But it doesn't all have to be documented. That's the thing

Starting point is 01:01:05 i don't think a whole family has sneezed at the same time i've sneezed with my parents at the same time i'm talking about grandparents cousins immediate family i'd argue that that's happened one two three kazoon hide bitch that's not happening everybody bro i'm telling you there's no i think you're too optimistic about it. That's the only thing you're optimistic about in the world. Yeah, but it's scary. That's why. There's that sense of fear.

Starting point is 01:01:33 It's a little bit of fear. Okay, weirdly enough, you know your GPS, right? Strange segue. Yes. Your GPS. You enter in somewhere, it tells you your time, right? Yes. The other day in the car, I entered to come here, to this building, to work.

Starting point is 01:01:48 Okay? They gave me three options. Right. One was 50 minutes. One was an hour 12. One was an hour and 47 minutes. Now I said, oopsie, on my part. I must have hit don't use tolls.

Starting point is 01:02:01 Right. Oh, no. All three of those options were including me paying to drive on pavement why the would i pick an hour 47 why would i pick something that is double the time how did that work why is that an option apple steve jobs whoever it is why rest in peace whoever's in charge of that don't ever do that again there's no way that i'm not kidding how can there be three different variables of getting to the same place all using toll roads and one of them is double that how does that happen do you make a u-turn and try again or am i did you program a pit stop

Starting point is 01:02:38 for me am i filling up they're like you're gonna be thirsty you're gonna you're gonna want that hey there's a bucky's right there you're gonna stop we've seen your're like, you're going to be thirsty. You're going to want that. Hey, there's a Bucky's right there. You're going to stop. We've seen your door dash, Bill. You're hungry. Like, what on earth? No way. I swear. I swear to you.

Starting point is 01:02:51 Did you screenshot this? Because I really want to see it. But I laughed at it. I immediately went to my notes and wrote it down. Honestly, I think that's an older person thing. What? Taking the long route. Okay.

Starting point is 01:03:03 But the only thing that's confusing me is the fact that it was a toll road because I just don't see the possibility of that. Maybe one of them was just a highway. It has to be. But I don't have avoid tolls on. So, first off, when you enter in something, what's the goal? Get A to B quick. What is the quickest route?

Starting point is 01:03:19 So it gives me three options that are not even remotely near. Right. Tollway, tollway, and what? Okay, one was a tollway at one part of it, but then it wasn't. Okay, so you literally have to get on this because there's no road? I'm paying money regardless. Yes. Get me there in 52 minutes.

Starting point is 01:03:34 Maybe it's like, okay, you want to pay $5 in tolls on this trip or like 75 cents using this one little thing. Now that, that's where it comes in probably. I'll start taking the long route if that's the truth. My dad does that. My dad has literally like a vendetta against toll roads. Dude, that is an old person thing. Bro, it's-

Starting point is 01:03:51 This shit wasn't here when we were driving. It's not even that. He's like, I'm not spending money to drive. Like, that's his whole thing. And I'm like, dad, like you drive a Jeep, right? He drives my brother's old Jeep. You're buying a shit ton of gas. So much gas.

Starting point is 01:04:04 Starting and stopping on these damn back roadsep you're buying a shit ton of gas so much gas starting and stopping on these damn back roads and you're driving 35 miles per hour bro that that is such a uh our parents thought process that's the word already damn i damn saved up bought the car got the insurance yeah i tricked it out a little bit i fill gas up now i gotta pay to use the road yeah bro that is oh my god God. The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by HIMS. Looking for a boost in the bedroom? HIMS is here to help with personalized ED treatment options,

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Starting point is 01:05:46 and important safety information. Subscription required. Price varies based on product and subscription plan. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Alright. I have a role playing,

Starting point is 01:05:58 maybe a little, maybe a little, a little game thing for you, right? Not a game, but more of a role play. Right. I have been watching a shit ton

Starting point is 01:06:05 of tv while feeding my son great more amount more than i ever have before and the last three shows that i've watched are all like secret service shows cia my favorite peter sutherland's all of those and i was watching and there was this scene that struck me right it really made me think about you and that's how you know i love you this guy is at the head of operation and he gets shot at and he drops down below a car and he rallies the troops and he does this little face and he's like ready now i said that can't be payton that would would never be payton and payton can't do that what can't be? So my role play for you is, I don't think you would be good or ready in the heat of battle if you were a Secret Service agent.

Starting point is 01:06:51 I feel like you'd be the shit. Walking the president in, doing all your little task force, you'd look fly in your suit. As soon as shots pop off, you're like, oh, that. He would take your shit and you would literally like just ditch everybody he would absolutely run out so i want to i want to play a role with you so you are not much of playing i know exactly what i would do but go ahead yeah are you gonna do that i didn't even vote for this this guy i got bailed but the funny part is you would be qualified for the role if you had it

Starting point is 01:07:27 that's the thing and i could i could literally still see you going that and you take the earpiece out yeah you throw it and you just get out of dodge yeah 100 i'm out why that's but that's now you're not loyal you're not loyal to who your job if i get, and your country. If I get killed right now, it being the Secret Service, guess what they're going to do? Indeed.com Secret Service. They go, oh, close his eyes. How do you get hired for the Secret Service? I think you get recruited.

Starting point is 01:07:56 Oh, but you would really do that? Kim, what else are you supposed to do? Like a sad little three-legged dog just rolling over on its crusty back waiting to get those little nipples scratched. What else are you supposed to do? You're supposed to do like a sad little three-legged dog just rolling over on its crusty back, waiting to get those little nipples scratched. What else is he supposed to do? You're supposed to go out with honor. If I was a Secret Service agent, shots fired, I'm thinking, oh, it's Fourth of July.

Starting point is 01:08:15 Let there be fireworks. Let there be light. So I can get in the back ad of BET magazine? Like, that's the most publicity I'm getting after getting shot by the president. Oh, my God, the president's shooting you? He goes, I knew he was a traitor. I didn't like his knees. His ankle's too loud for secrecy. There was always a must following.

Starting point is 01:08:40 Kid's mouth smelled too weird. But you really wouldn't, you wouldn't just nut up and just do it and just be that guy in that moment? No. No. Hell no. You are in a role of honor and responsibility. And all that goes out of the window when you hear a little 9 mil. Now, if it's a big gun if i'm here like a 50 cal i might i might duck a little bit no

Starting point is 01:09:10 because on it are the secret services suits made of armor you got a vest on they do they still go for red dot headshots but you know dude but that but that's. There's rarely anything that if I'm on the front lines of fire, I'm going out for. Nothing. Not you. Not you. Not you. Your mom. Not y'all.

Starting point is 01:09:38 No, no, nothing really. I value. Your mom? Yeah. Your dad? Yes. Preston? Yes.

Starting point is 01:09:45 Malcolm? End of lesson. That's it. I value your mom yeah your dad yes Preston yes Malcolm and Alyssa that's it you I what no you wouldn't take a bullet from Malcolm nevermind

Starting point is 01:09:53 you wouldn't take no not now bro he's got four weeks yelling Malcolm like four year old Malcolm deadly bullet yeah oh no

Starting point is 01:10:00 you it's a no bro see oh my god a what a small bullet no well if well yeah if I'm not dying Oh, no. It's a fucking fuck. No. Bro, see, oh, my God. A what? A small bullet?

Starting point is 01:10:07 No, well, if, well, yeah, if I'm not dying, then, yeah, I don't care. I'll take a little bit of pain. But, like. Okay, then there, okay, then there's no, you just said it, you coward. Cam, I wouldn't even take a paintball. You're hired, you're on salary. Cam, I wouldn't even take a paintball for you, bro. Like, I'm not, that's, I don't want that.

Starting point is 01:10:21 I don't give a shit. Like, no. Oh, my God. What? Who signed up for that? We didn't sign up for it, but shit happens. When I got signed a social security number when I came to this earth, my responsibility is not taking something for you. Exactly.

Starting point is 01:10:35 But when I said yes to joining arms with you, I in my mind said if a gun is ever pointed at him like that, I'm jumping in the middle. Good for you, bro. Thanks. What do you want i'll put extra candles on your birthday y'all i'll drop some flowers off bi-weekly at the casket i don't know what you're in your punk ass you would do it the first time never again like pierce go

Starting point is 01:10:56 put the flowers go put the flowers and setups through your afterwards you would oh my god oh my god what would you what would What would you, what would you, if you were in, if you were in control, sorry, of my tombstone. Yeah. What would you have it read?

Starting point is 01:11:12 If we're going to do that, if I can make your tombstone and you can make mine, what would you have my tombstone read? He's not in here. It exceeded the weight limit. I'm not that big. I promise you I'm not that big. I promise you I'm not that big. God bless your pallbearers.

Starting point is 01:11:32 They're like, put the goddamn great Kali in here. What would you put on my tube, son? Yours would have to read like, as stinky as he came, he left stinkier. Because you're dead. Probably don't smell the best.

Starting point is 01:11:50 Oh my God. When they embalm me, they're going to be like. There's going to be another vaccine that goes around. Your shit would read, this is here simply for all of you. His real self is hanging in Pflugerville. Hanging? You said you wanted to be on the wall. You said you wanted to be a bust. Okay, let's put him on the wall.

Starting point is 01:12:12 No, no, no, no, no. Oh, wow. No, his real self is hanging on the wall. I just don't like that word. Hanging. No, say like plastered. The real him, actually, no, no hell that the real him is in cameron kennedy's closet on wheels yeah that was yours oh my god that's

Starting point is 01:12:34 actually kind of sad you're really not gonna beat like i i genuinely believe once you get like older and shit you start writing shit out like you're going to have like that happen i'm gonna have wicked wishes dude oh my god first of all you're cutting downstairs making it a plaster what what like it's gonna be like a damn trophy on your desk that little gym gym down there i want you to put them i want you to wrap them in gold put a little plaque on it world's best put it undefeated heavyweight champ you to wrap them in gold, put a little plaque on it. World's best. Undefeated heavyweight champ. It's your Johnson. Just gold. It's like a little fish thing.

Starting point is 01:13:16 Oh my God, we put a battery in it. It goes on. We're all in it. It's like... The whole can talk and sing. It's like The whole can talk and sing It's like Oh my god, but there's such a hook it just keeps hitting the wall. It's like It starts denting the wall. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, dude, your pallbearers are going to have a hard time.

Starting point is 01:13:46 I keep thinking about that, bro. You're going to have to wear surgical masks, you bastard. Instead of pallbearers bringing you out for your funeral, it's a forklift. Just driving. That's Cam. Everybody put your hard hat on. Can't see falls. Sign those waivers, right? Everyone with a waiver.

Starting point is 01:14:03 Hold your waiver up. Having to get a waiver for your wake is crazy oh oh shit well oh my god i think it's time for people's god your penis is gonna be on my wall would you do it because there's either two things either if you die young and this happens, you wouldn't. In this, in this, if it's a young death, that means your Johnson is on my wall now. That would be absolutely hilarious. I don't want you to take upper half of dudes too. So like, that's what I hate.

Starting point is 01:14:35 That's where you put the thumbtacks in. That's the tapestry behind it. You have to go buzz it up. We get a pubic bone chia pet. I got water that bitch has. I give it to the face. You start seeing little fruit flies get on that bitch. You're like, get off of him.

Starting point is 01:14:58 You're slapping it. I go, this isn't your real dad. Just let it go. That's sick work. Oh, God. That's sick work. Oh, my God. Or the other one is, we're older, and my kid's already out of the house, and it's just me and Liv.

Starting point is 01:15:12 And every day when I go to play solitaire and drink my coffee, it's just right there. You're like playing solitaire. You're like, good shit. I'm dappin' up to leave the room. All right, bro. Hit the button. oh my god oh my god it's like a little afterlife it's like like randall it's like pd oh we gotta stop we gotta get a patreon but before that let's get into people's favorite segment you You know what that is?

Starting point is 01:15:45 Pop culture, pay and income. Pop culture, pay and income. Anything else? Anything else? Straight to it. I am going to have questions for you. And I got answers for you. Now, my Twitter people, right?

Starting point is 01:16:01 At YSKPod, at DPSHA. We talk about this often on Twitter. That's where my YSK WWE, at DPSHA. We talk about this often on Twitter. That's where my YSK WWE community really comes in strong. They're heavy. This week, well, when you watched this last week, was the Elimination Chamber. Tell us about it. And the heel turn around the world happened. If you don't know what a heel turn is, it is basically when a good guy turns bad.

Starting point is 01:16:33 That's what the phrase heel turn means. Now, let's break down the elimination chamber first of all before we get into the heel turn of a lifetime. I think that was one of the best PLEs of all time. One of the best, it used to be pay-per-views, of all time. From the women's Elimination Chamber match, great. From, I'm not a big fan of the Trish Stratus match, but it's okay. Don't be a grandma. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn had one of the best matches of all time.

Starting point is 01:17:11 That was such an entertaining, nasty, bloody match. It wasn't even blood, but it was insane. So good. Randy Orton returned. And that's how you know this was so good, because Randy Orton returned. It's the least talked about thing. That's very true. I didn't even know that.

Starting point is 01:17:23 He returned. Damn. But every time I tweeted this, every time Randy Orton returns, It's the least talked about thing. That's very true. I didn't even know that. He returned. Damn. But every time I tweeted this, every time Randy Orton returns, some shit goes down because the last time he returned to WWE, CM Punk returned after like 10, 11 years. Oh.

Starting point is 01:17:34 So, Randy brings that heat. Oh my God, he's so goddamn good. Such a good pay-per-view. Then the Elimination Chamber happened. The men's Elimination chamber happened. The men's elimination chamber happened. John Cena won. He punched his ticket to face Cody Rhodes for the undisputed WWE Championship of the World at WrestleMania.

Starting point is 01:17:54 So is that, if the winner of the elimination chamber automatically gets WWE Championship bout, or do they get to pick the belt? Yeah, I think it's pick. Because Royal Rumble, you get to pick. Jey Uso won, and he picked to pick the building yeah i think it's pick because royal rumble you get to pick jay uso won and he picked uh to do the uh heavyweight championship okay which is currently held by who gunther gunther the big german yeah and so and john cena said hey before elimination chamber after royal rumble he said hey i'm going for 17. 17 is going to break the record for amount of championships, right? So I'm going for 17.

Starting point is 01:18:27 It's best for business. I'm going to win this. I'm going to win an elimination chamber. I'm going to go to WrestleMania and win 17. So he won the elimination chamber. Everybody's, ah, he's going to WrestleMania to face Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes comes out. Adrenaline! MSO! So Cody Rhodes comes out. Adrenaline!

Starting point is 01:18:45 MSO! So, Cody Rhodes comes out in his suit, as he always does. Whoa! John Cena helps him into the ring because John Cena is a man of respect. Man of honor. Hustle, loyalty, and respect. Ruthless aggression. A couple weeks ago, The Rock and Cody Rhodes, they've had beef for a little bit.

Starting point is 01:19:03 They've had a little issues. I heard him squash a little bit The Rock has been nice to Cody Rhodes Saying You know whenever WWE came Or Monday Night Raw Went on to Netflix

Starting point is 01:19:11 The Rock was saying Hey give up Cody Rhodes He's really leading this company right now You know we've had our problems Let's drink this Terra Mana together Everything's good Everybody's a little confused

Starting point is 01:19:23 Like why? Well that's such a weird Everybody on WWE Twitter's like What the. Like, why? Yeah. Well, that's such a weird. Everybody on WWE Twitter is like, what the fuck's going on? I don't like that. I was one of those people. I was like, I don't like that shit. Like, we were just beefing and now y'all are friends. Yeah, it's fake shit.

Starting point is 01:19:33 But little did I know it was all set up. Because the other week, The Rock said, hey, Cody, good friends now. I want your soul. He said, you give me your soul. If you sell your soul to me, I'm the biggest star in the world. I can get you anything you want. I can open every Hollywood door for you.

Starting point is 01:19:53 I can take you past the W. I can do everything. He actually said that? Said that. No. That's, yeah. Oh, God. And so, back to Elimination Chamber.

Starting point is 01:20:02 Cody Rhodes, John Cena in the ring. They're shaking hands like, hey, I'll see you at WrestleMania. Boom, The Rock comes out. The Rock goes up to Cody Rhodes and says, hey, this is where you make your decision. Are you going to sell your soul to me? Cody Rhodes tells The Rock to f*** off. Oh, my God, that was a big pop. It was.

Starting point is 01:20:19 Huge pop. He said, Rock, go f*** yourself. Big pop. I was like, me and CJ in the living room, what the f***? He said, crazy. I was like, oh my God, John Cena's in the back. Hype. Yeah, good shit.

Starting point is 01:20:33 He goes up to Cody Rhodes up being like, hey man, way to stay. Hustle, loyalty, respect. Way to stay for this company and all your fans. Little do we know know John Cena already sold his soul to The Rock to get 17? The Rock said, how'd he do it? He said, John Cena absolutely

Starting point is 01:20:57 turns heel for the first time in his 20-something year career. Now, if you're a part of the WWE, if you've been a fan of wwe john cena has always been the face of being good he's been the good guy he was never done anything bad in his career stuck by the code played showed up every day worked hard he's real life superman yes like that is superman but all of us diehard wwe fans were always kind of waiting on that heel turn, but John Cena, it never was going to happen.

Starting point is 01:21:27 But on his retirement tour, his last year of being in the WWE, he finally did it. And when I say the amount of oh shits I had in my mind, I am so goddamn excited to see John Cena as a heel. Oh my God. I have never been more happy in my life triple h paul avec you are a god you are a content god the rock god like it is insane how good they are a couple questions for you right one this was gonna be the second question, but I can go straight into it because you actually just said that. In terms of the storyline, the scripts and everything, do superstars have to agree?

Starting point is 01:22:16 What do you mean? So say Triple H says, you know, on the Elimination Chamber, whatever. Elimination Chamber. You said Elimination Chamber. Say Triple H goes on the elimination chamber night. Cody, you're going to go out there and talk to John after he kicks you in the nuts. Whoever. Jey Uso is going to cash in money in the bank and steal your belt.

Starting point is 01:22:35 Like that. Okay. Does Cody have to say yes? He works for him until yes. Now there is a... Is there a checks and balance? Not really. Is he the only Triple H in that other guy no there's writers there's a whole writing team is it like uh and you might not know but they talk about this all before it's like hey this is the way we're

Starting point is 01:22:56 going with this storyline this is how and especially this like triple h's wwe it's a lot more like on the side of the wrestlers like hey you can go take time off or hey you can you let's talk about this what do you want to do how is this going to work and it's like a bit it's more of a group think type of thing now I think it's a way it's a way healthier thing now back in the old days it was more of like dude Vince will go to the 11th hour hey by the way you're not going you gotta go sw go Swanton Bomb Batista tomorrow night. Yeah, exactly. It's like – and so, yeah.

Starting point is 01:23:28 And I think – So there is ultimately not a say-so from – and that's why I said superstars. Because it's not like your regular guys that are on contract that are filling out the roster, they're going to do whatever the hell. But, like, if – say they – Yes. Like, if Cena didn't want to turn heel, you know? No, he wouldn't have.

Starting point is 01:23:46 He wouldn't have. But does he have that option? That's what I'm saying. Yes, now yes. I would assume so. But I think that they all, I know that they all have the best storyline possible. How can we push the company even more? Like they're like, I'm already whoever I am. And this is kind of the storyline that they're going in now.

Starting point is 01:24:02 Is that corporate and wrestler dynamic. The Rock, his character now is the final boss. It's like, whatever I'm saying is going to go, and that's the character. And so he's going in, big dicking everybody, being like, hey, you want this? You got to do what I say. He's such a dog. So it's mixing the reality and the script. It's so goddamn good.

Starting point is 01:24:23 And I'm telling you, chat, if you are not involved in WWE, I will stamp this right now. It is the best. Oh, tell them who was at Elimination Chamber. Drake was there. Lil Yachty was there. Travis Scott was there. Who else was there?

Starting point is 01:24:37 Who am I missing? Nav was there. WWE has become so mainstream now, which is great. I love it. i can't wait now i'm i said this before but i went back on it i'm never questioning triple h again there's been times where i'm like dude what is this like you're ruining this great storyline and but you just gotta wait three months and now it will it will go back to why you're so it's like the mcu in real life well now they have marvel people oh my god you've been telling me that's like the MCU, but in real life. Well, now they have Marvel people. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 01:25:05 You've been telling me that for like two years. There's some Marvel people working at WWE now. But now I'm done questioning. Like, there's some things I'm so a little confused about now. And old me would go on to Twitter and be like, why is this happening? But I'm like, I know this is going to happen. I trust the process. Dude, WWE is the best it's ever been.

Starting point is 01:25:22 I am so excited for WrestleMania. It's going to be crazy. I got to watch it. We have Money in the Bank coming. I is the best it's ever been. I am so excited for WrestleMania. It's going to be crazy. I got to watch it. We have SummerSlam. We have Money in the Bank coming. I got to watch it. It's going to be so good. Last question.

Starting point is 01:25:31 I saw on Twitter somebody say that John Cena is obviously cemented Hall of Famer legacy, one of the GOATs, if not the GOAT. Yes. But, and it was a thread, maybe like 10 different replies, and I just read it and I wanted to bring it to you. They said, now that he has turned heel, he has a full body of work and there's not a single stone uncovered, and now he's fully cemented.

Starting point is 01:25:56 There's no question whatsoever. Do you think if someone, like a Mount Rushmore type, maybe even just a top 10 wrestler of all time, do you think someone has to have, like, a heel turn in their resume? Or at least play a different character to be, like, to really show they went through adversity, they did both sides, and they still are one of the greatest? I think on paper, like, does that add to it? I think on paper, yes, probably.

Starting point is 01:26:24 But with a superstar like John john cena he could have had the career he had done this farewell tour just being like you know having pay-per-view matches wrestlemania gone off and he still would have been the go like he's still been a legend the reason i thought that is because i immediately went to when i was like heavy into wrestling and the first three people i thought of all had either a different character or turned heel. Yeah. Like I thought Undertaker. Okay, he started off as American Badass on the motorcycle chopper.

Starting point is 01:26:51 Now he's undead. Yeah. Randy Orton went absolutely psycho, started hearing voices and stuff. Boom. And then Batista. He was fantastic, turned heel. And I was like, holy shit. A couple times, yeah.

Starting point is 01:27:00 I was like, is John Cena really the only like goat of goats, like multiple time champion that didn't have one of these? And that's why it's such a big deal he's the only one hogan had it yeah everybody everybody had it but everybody had it so does that does is there any validity to what that person tweeted like you have to have a turn or a different i think from a 99 of wrestlers yes but i think with john cena he's such an anomaly. I think it's so good because it keeps him in the WWE longer. Because he's going to retire at the end of the year, right? And he's never going to wrestle again.

Starting point is 01:27:35 I hope he doesn't. No, he's never. I genuinely believe he's never because he said, I'm done. But I think he's going to come into the WWE as The Rock is doing. He's going to come in in a suit. Actually, he said that at a press conference, and I might just be putting two and two together. Talk to us.

Starting point is 01:27:51 He told us in one of his first retirement press conferences, he's like, once my final match, I'm hanging up the jorts, you'll only see me in the WWE in a suit. These are the exact words. He said, I'll still be a part of the WWE, but you'll only see me in a suit. So this goes to the corporate scene. I just turned heel. I joined The Rock, and I'm going to f*** everybody as a corporate guy.

Starting point is 01:28:09 God damn, the WWE is f***ing great. Quick side note, Jorks in 2025 is criminal. Yeah, dude. He has to tan. He needs to tan before these matches. I don't know why he stopped doing that. Dude, he has to tan. I know he's not going to cut his hair, and I've accepted it, but you have to tan.

Starting point is 01:28:26 His hair sucks. You're starting to get wrinkles, and you're so pale. Like, my God, you are not the John. Please. Golly. But anyway, that was... Pop culture, pay and they can't... Pop culture, pay and they can't...

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