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We got co-host Cam back in the studio.
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How are you feeling Bob?
Boy.
Good?
Boy.
You're good?
I feel fantastic.
Love that.
Now I got a couple things though.
Tell me.
Do you, okay and I don't know what it's,
honestly it's been a little concerning.
I know we are wound tight.
I know we have these intrusive thoughts.
Oh, I have so many intrusive thoughts.
And you physically said,
when we were walking with our lunch earlier today,
you said, no, I really wanna inflict pain to your body.
You know what you told me.
Yeah, I said I wanna-
And we're wound tight.
Don't hit your spine is what I said.
Yeah, we need to be wrung out.
Yeah.
Dude.
Bring me out.
I can, that'd probably help.
The last two days, I have had an overwhelming feeling to do something. That's not right
Yeah, is it's weight on your mind so much. You're waiting until Monday to say it
Yes, like shit like seriously like I've been I've been
Like have you have you have you ever gone through that you just gave a psycho blink you just gave the psycho
Boy, they closed at different times. That's a psycho boy, and it's not good. You don't blink simultaneously. It's psycho
I've been like I've almost been daydreaming about nefarious activity. Like what? I don't know.
It's bad. Well, you do know what's a nefarious activity. Oh, just anything. Like I have like
an itch to like do something like illegal or bad. Like what? Give me an example of what would be,
like what's the extent that it's not going to, but what's the extent that you're going past?
Like GTA, like real life life like Grand Theft Auto
Yeah, would definitely cure the itch. Oh like stealing somebody's car be like push. It'd be pushing the limit, right?
Oh, maybe just like a like shove someone that didn't do anything to me. Oh, yeah, it's been bad, dude
I open up to live about it and everything. Oh, so you're genuinely going. Oh, yeah
I don't it's it's like a fire that's it's like a melting pot that just overflow, overflew, overflowed.
That doesn't feel right either.
I think overflow is no.
If you overflow, that's a pilot that took too long.
Yeah, you were in the sky, you were in sky 35,
way too long.
There's traffic, it was built up in the sky.
Overflowed, cup runneth over.
Say what?
Holy grail.
Blue told me remind you. I went! Oh, Blue told me to remind you!
I went, AHH!
Blue told me to remind you!
Oh.
See, like that would've- that scratched the itch.
I'm just kidding, I'm-
I said that
for comical purposes, I'm just kidding.
Can you please ask me the question that you've asked me every single week
for three years straight now?
I f***ing need to tell you. Oh, I was going to get to that I was going to get that, but can I join you in the intrusive thoughts?
Oh my God, please.
That would help me.
I'm not alone.
Really bad.
Not to harm anybody or steal a car or say racial slurs.
None of those three things.
All your...
Racial slur is a joke.
I said stealing the car would be a little too much.
Now harming someone.
If it's like a nudge. I think I've confessed this before in my teenage years when my
testosterone was at an all-time high now getting into my 30s it's at an all-time low.
Oh no you're still peeking. Oh am I? You're peaking. The way you grab my
undercarriage it's I mean there's no way you're not running on libido and caffeine.
There's no way. There's no way that you're not a s*** out goblin Like it's really fun, but you're not but but thoughts but a hand and a candle can get me a long way
And some strong Wi-Fi goodness strong Wi-Fi a VPN private browser a nice bottle of jerkins
A candle and a hand Alright, right, all right, all right.
I told you, I've been feeling weird.
No, seriously, I've been holding it in this morning.
We've been here a little bit, now we hit record.
I had to tell you.
You need to get a babysitter.
I think that's what you need to do.
It might be, it might be.
But, okay, my thoughts recently,
a lot revolving around food,
because I've been going to dinners by myself a lot.
Like, I love going to dinner.
It's like my thing. Now, I'm not even hungry, but sometimes I want the ambiance of a dinner
I like to intrude on people's dates. You want your life to be a mystery not even it's not even it's so lonely
I'm putting spats spazikes in it
I'm putting some spice in my life
You know what I mean. Did you just refer to the Jordans that women would wear in
7th grade? Spizz-ikes? No no no. You said it's so bad and lonely I'm putting some
spizz-ikes in it. If you pulled up in spizz-ikes, right? Yeah. Let's imagine that.
We're no longer friends. I need a wellness check. If I pull, if Payton Aron pulls up in spizz-ikes,
no, Dragoon's gonna get it this episode. Oh no, I might break the TV. Like Dragoon's not
enough. I'm telling you, I'm itching. It's not good. No, okay.
Honestly, because I've been going to dinners a lot
by myself, the intrusive thought I get at dinner
when I go by myself is I ask the hostess
to sit me by anybody that's on a date.
I swear to you, I do this often.
You ask the hostess.
Yes.
You mind plopping me next to a nice little couple? You a f***ing vampire? You're gonna watch him and follow him out?
It's almost like the lottery though because you always want that first date.
You want to sit by somebody that's on that first date because you want to hear how much they're f***ing it up.
Oh my god and I hit...
You're taking notes, the guy goes to piss, you slide in, you go, hey he's not getting it done.
He goes, hey I got libido and I'm better than him. We'll talk after you go back to the table
I'm looking over
I went to you know the restaurant. I always eat at by myself that place
I love it with the calamari in the sangria. That's my that's my life
Oh, I sit down next to this couple right older couple, but you can tell it's on a first date.
I don't like that.
Dude, I was so locked in.
Air pod, left ear, there to the right.
Nothing going on in the left ear.
That's just for...
Just accessory for the outfit.
Exactly, so they don't think that I'm intruding.
I almost went as far as to put the other air pod
on their table, in the fern that was on the table.
Really, listen.
You're like, you fake trip, you're like, oh, sorry.
You just toss it at the bottom you like
No, no, no Reggie. No, so doesn't want that it was this older couple
They were sitting down and the waitress goes and she's like, oh, what's the occasion?
It's definitely a first date cuz I could see how they met. No, it's a first date. So nice to meet you
You look beautiful. That's a first
There's no way that you've never met in
person. Yeah, no.
She has. What's the occasion?
He goes and then points
to her to answer it. She goes.
Mind you, they've been sitting there
for like two, three minutes.
So they got some conversation going.
Oh, no. She she got the ick.
She goes.
Just friends.
His went Just friends. Oh! Oh! His shit went
I started shriveling. He was like
And so he's in panic mode
It is 8pm at a nice restaurant
He asks her
Do you drink?
She goes, yeah a little bit
I said there you go, maybe the
lubrication of the alcohol will get the conversation going
He goes, okay, cause you go. Maybe the lubrication of the alcohol will get the conversation going. He goes, okay. You want coffee? Oh, no, dude. He's lame. I don't know what else. That's
bad. She wanted him to take initiative. She wanted him to say, oh, we're having a beautiful
date this evening. How's your date? You don't have to make a f***ing big scene. You don't
have to have down lights come on. We're on a date. How are you? Have your shift been good? He goes,
like, no, she immediately. Oh, I'm not going to do the hand motion for her. Not
going to do the hand motion for her. Let's just say I did the hand motion.
She got turned off, got the ick. No, I know I need, I need to hit something. Can
I hit myself? Yes. Get that thigh going. No, don't put the pillow. Get, get full
meat. Here you go
Dude it's it's not okay. It's really not it's been a long time since you've been on okay. Okay. Okay. Okay?
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It's been a long time since you've been on a first date.
It has, holy shit.
It's been over seven years.
Yeah, that sucks.
No.
No, it doesn't suck because you're in a happy, I know, that sounds sucks. No. No, it doesn't suck because you're in a happy,
I know, that sounds crazy.
No?
No, it doesn't suck.
I'm sure I love her.
We made something that's half of both of us.
Yeah, I do know what you're saying though.
I genuinely don't think there's a better rush,
a dopamine hit than a first date.
God, man.
Dude, it's so fun.
It is so fun learning somebody and like knowing is
the CJ almost cried. His eyes just closed. I hope the camera cuts that. He literally
went like this. He felt something. He felt that deep. Okay. I what would be your what
mood? What guy are you on a first date? What guy are you on a first date since you haven't been one and so you?
Hey, I'll hold him up. I'll hold him up. You know you hit him hit him
That was a wicked form
I think I broke my thumb. I think I broke my thumb. I think I broke my thumb. Ow. Oh god. Dude, I completely missed his head. His head's so big and I missed it and I hit my thumb.
Oh my god. Let's try it again. What if I showed you and it was like...
Oh no, that actually...it's shaking. It's okay.
Now, what kind of guy... Yeah, let me come...
What kind of guy? Sorry.
No! Not yet!
Hurt!
OK.
OK, we're good.
Dude, next one we punch beers, right?
Yeah.
No, next one he's getting it.
All right.
Go, I'm good.
I feel better.
Since you haven't been on a first date in such a long time,
what kind of guy do you think you'd be on a first date?
If I know. At this point, man, it's been a minute, dawg.
Okay, now-
Do you think you'd be the guy that over-asks questions, or do you think you'd be the guy that talks too much about themselves?
Definitely not the latter, because I would be very- no, no, no, for real, for real. You-
Okay, there has been a time, there's been a time, where we were with friends, that you knew the friend,
I did not know the friend.
Right.
The friend brought a friend.
Brought a friend.
Neither one of us knew, did I say bought?
It was not a purchase, it was not transactional.
She brought a friend, and neither one of us knew that friend.
Right.
And you saw how, and obviously it's not a date,
but I'm saying you saw how I talked.
Like way back in the day?
Yeah, you saw how I talked in that moment, and and it's very I'm aware to not brag or talk about
myself but I might talk too much though cuz that's just in my DNA but way back
in the day you had really nothing to show for yourself you had no attributes
to no accolades right like you didn't have much of a resume you were like I
you go come in I love my PS4 Pro.
I got a lot of black friends and that's how I get it. I got diamond on the ARs, what do you want from me?
Yeah, so back then, you didn't have much to show
for yourself and you were a lot more level headed back then.
No.
Oh my God, Cam, you've taken, your mental state
has taken a far detour.
I mean, we're wound tight.
I've been saying this, we're very, very tight.
I genuinely think, I think you would be
the personal space guy. Like you you would be the personal space guy.
Like you would not know the personal space boundary.
Oh, okay.
Get out of there.
Especially with like a cra- not anything like creepy or weird.
A lot of nose to nose.
No!
What?
Dude, like-
I'm like, I'm like, just tell me when you-
No, no shot.
You're like, y'all are a few drinks in, right?
Yeah. no shot. Y'all are a few drinks in right? Yeah. No shot.
Instead of respectfully
Saying you look beautiful
I'm leaning over the table like this. I'm tuning it on the back end. Oh, she would you look all I know so beautiful
I'm like I'm like hey, I'm enjoying this
No, I think I would be I think I'd be very respectful
Yeah, I would definitely pop the little jokey the little one-liners here there. Yeah a woman love hey newsflash fellas
You can make her laugh
She'll like you you make her laugh and giggle
Make that jiggle.
Clap it jiggle.
Clap it jiggle.
Clap it.
Anyway, anyway, I don't know.
Loki would be fun but I would never do that.
I'm saying it'd be fun.
I hope you wouldn't do it now.
I wish me and Liv could wipe our memory for 24 hours.
For 24 hours and then date each other.
That's what I'm saying.
Okay, but then what if you say that and then you
And she's fucking disgusted by me.
No, and then you see Liv with Derek Henry
and then you're like, oh.
I'd be like, stop.
I'd, what?
Stop.
Stop.
Anyway.
Oh my God, I had two jokes.
Oh my God, I wanna let him lose.
How was your week, Baba?
My week.
Yeah. Was, it was so let him how was your week, Baba my week. Yeah was
It was so
Eventful in the ordinary
regular
Caused so many wild interactions. That was some Doctor Who wasn't it?
That was a little that was a little that was a little play. That was a little riddle
You if you stay around for two more weeks, I'll teach you geometry. That's good. Make you think about the stars. Ordinary things, extraordinary
results. What does that mean? Am I Dr. Phil? No, I'm just kidding. What happened? Basically I
have to I'm not gonna say I'm alright now I'll sprinkle him. Okay. I'm gonna tell
Juan right now that it was unreal. Right. Happened when we uh this is actually the
literal first thing after recording last week. Okay. It was coming home from
that.
I stopped at the gym and then I went home.
I get a call on the way home from the gym.
It's my mother-in-law, which she's staying with.
She goes, hey, Malachi stopped up the toilet
and we need a plunger.
And I go, you nasty, gross bottom.
I go, you clogged my toilet.
Yeah, Malachi's all of four months old.
Oh yeah, and she literally goes, yeah, sorry,
I drank a glass of milk.
And then I'm going, so now I'm getting a plunger.
I go to this Kroger, the one right by my house,
stop at the Kroger with one item to buy.
I go straight to the back and I get a plunger.
The fact you don't have plungers in your house
is a little absurd.
I think we lost a dude to travel, like dude,
at the moving, Because we had one.
The fact that you would pack a plunger is insane.
There's certain things that don't go on moves.
Maybe that's why, maybe we didn't pack it.
Like maybe we didn't.
How long have you lived in the house?
Since September.
How many months is that?
Like nine.
You've gone nine months without clogging a toilet?
I have nice bowel movements
and I know when to courtesy flush.
I don't drop lumps of chicken salad poop.
Oh, that's why Cam doesn't sufficiently wipe.
We all know that.
You don't look at the TP.
So you're walking around mud butt
in sacrifice of not having a clogged toilet.
We don't need to revisit that,
because I still hold a perfect attendance.
Perfect attendance.
No, you don't.
You don't know because you don't check.
Your underwear looks like I took a flame thrower to him.
A flame thrower to your underwear.
Mine don't have holes or skid marks.
Your looks like the Spider-Man mask when he goes
and slaps him on the head.
Dude, I'm starting to think about doing this
no underwear thing because I'm becoming a huge fan
of the artist Young Blood and he wears leather pants.
He's a rock star and he wears no underwear.
And I was like, that's cool.
And he wears like low rise pants.
So it's right above the navel, right above the, right above that, that little, yeah the duch.
Right above the duch.
Right above the duch.
And so you see a little bit of the pub, and so I'm thinking about rocking a little bit of my pub.
CJ, see my pub, I got cute pub.
Yeah?
You have a decent, I like when you trim it.
I like when you trim it.
I like when you trim it like a Sunday lawn.
That's what I like. Like you trim it and then you crack a it like a Sunday lawn. That's what I like it
Like you trim it then you crack a brew and watch the game. That's what I like it
So you're so you went to go get a plunger if you wore leather pants with no underwear it would literally harm human beings
It would harm people next to you the stench that would come from your undergarments would
Actually cause people a pain in their not you know it would be it would be unbelievable. I think that's unholy
I think it is all unrighteous. That is it. Yeah disgusting. It would be unbelievable. No, I think that's unholy. I think it is a little unrighteous. That is sin.
Yeah.
I go to get this plunger.
Right.
So I walk down the toilet and bathroom aisle
and it's literally me and already planted
in front of the plungers is an elderly woman.
Nice.
And now the reason that that's kind of weird,
there's literally was two options.
There was the plunger and then the exact same plunger
with a holder, with a caddy.
That was it.
Okay.
So why the you still there?
Pick one and leave.
Yeah.
I walk up and I just left the gym so I'm sweaty.
Right.
She looks at me.
We're standing right next to each other, both looking at plungers.
She looks at me and she goes, I know that's right.
And I literally, I giggle because I'm like, that is hilarious.
You ate with that one, that is funny. And I audibly giggled because I'm like that is hilarious. You ate with that one. That is funny. And I audibly giggled and I go, no, no, no.
This is for my mother-in-law.
I just left the gym.
I'm doing them a favor.
She goes, that's all right, sweetie.
She goes, it's all right.
It happens to the best of us.
She goes, you see where I'm standing?
And I go, I go, okay, okay.
I kid you not.
In that moment, because I'm laughing so hard also. I have post gym poops
I don't know if y'all I poop every time I leave the gym. It happens a lot. Yes every time
Yeah, it's because there's so much activity. I think it's starting to flush you out
So I'm laughing giggling having a good time talking to this elderly woman right in front of the plungers right in front of plungers
And she just said I know that's right. Mm-hmm and because I'm laughing so hard I go
in a
Like a like a triple beater fart leaves my butt.
And I go, oh, and she looks at me. And this is the craziest switch up of 2025. Yeah. She laughs.
Right? Yeah. I told you it's all right, sweetie. Then she smells it.
And she literally goes, that's wrong.
She goes, that's not right.
And she starts this woman's this woman's I swear I swear on every I swear to God.
I swear to God, this woman's like 70 years old and she switches on me
and starts cussing me out
in front of me dog and I literally I was so I
Was so boggle
When I tell you
When I tell you I literally had no idea what to say or. That I grabbed the plunge and immediately turned around and walked.
And the first thing I did when I cut that corner was whip out my phone and write it
down word for word.
So I will never forget this moment.
Oh my God.
It was, I mean, it was the funny, I went home immediately told Liv, immediately told Lolly,
I was laughing about it for 30 minutes,
I was like, I cannot wait to tell the guys about this.
That might be the funniest story of all time.
It was unbelievable, it seriously was like some prank.
It was so crazy, bro.
Hey, shout out to her.
And she's the sweetest looking little woman too,
like she doesn't, you know how most old people,
they kind of give off angry, because they've just been around for too long? She looked nice to like she doesn't she knows most old people that kind of give off angry
Yeah, it's been around here. She looked nice. She would make you soup
Oh, I could tell what she looks like she gives good hugs
No, she gives great hugs a little bit of that, but she was a little lighter bill lighter bill. Yeah, okay great metabolism
She was oh my god, obviously obviously she's in the plungers. Yeah, it was so I know that's right
And then the whole thing I said
Hey, I told you I took Yeah, it was just, oh I know that's right. one with the holster and the one that just bare out.
And both plungers are the same.
Right.
But one has the holster, like the little thing you put in when
you're done.
Yeah, like old caddy.
Isn't it disgusting to get one without the caddy?
To get one without the caddy?
Pretty gross.
That's disgusting.
I bought one without the caddy.
I literally bought the caddy.
It was $7 more for a plastic thing.
I said, I'm pretty sure I can find something
to stick it into the house.
No, OK, so did you find something, or is it just on your bathroom floor? No, it was seven dollars more for a plastic thing. I said I'm pretty sure I can find something to stick it into the house. No, okay, so did you find something
or is it just on your bathroom floor?
No, it's just on the floor.
Isn't that gross?
Okay, when you plunge something,
like you're plunging, it's all in there, right?
You got paper, you got matter, you got water,
and you're just using, you're making a soup.
Oh, I'm, oh, oh!
You're making a soup of, oh, I'm yearning for a churnin'.
Oh, boy, oh, oh, oh, God, we can cut the cameras now. You're plung a soup of- Oh, I'm yearning for a churnin'. Oh boy, oh. Oh god, we can cut the cameras now.
You're plunging, right?
You're making a soup of yourself.
You're making a self-soup.
A self-plunge soup.
Right?
Yeah.
Now, now tell me your routine.
I didn't plunge-
Just ask me on regular days.
Regular plunge.
Yeah, so you're making yourself soup, all the matters on top of it right quit
It's a disgusting rubber being that you have oh my god
The corn is so intact and so then you like it works, right?
Mm-hmm are you immediately just taking the plunger out hitting it on the side and you put it down
Are you washing that thing around?
I do I do that with the scraper to the toilet cleaner, but really plunger
I'll literally sit there in multiple like multiple plunges after everything's gone,
because that's now clean water from your septic.
So clean water as much as I can.
Now that one, I wasn't trying to.
Clean water as much as I can.
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And like flick it all off. Yeah
Rotate a little bit then you set it down. Okay, how you ever had a plunging experience and we'll get off this
I'm sorry. It's YSK. You know what we do. You ever had a plunging experience where it just would not work?
Yeah, what do you do in that? So you're at the you're at the you're at the base
You're at the toilet for about 10 minutes, right?
And it's still not working.
At what point?
Do you want to know mine, honestly?
Do you honestly sit there and figure it out until it's done or do you?
Mine was the first time I ever clogged the toilet and it wasn't at my house.
It was at my friend's house and I had to go get their parents to unclog my shit because
I didn't know how to work a plunger.
I was sitting there just giving a stiff jab.
I was literally crunching poop with the plunger.
And I had to go get my friend's mother to come in,
look at my shit, and plunge it herself.
And I went, thank you.
That's a misdemeanor.
I could have went to juvie. Do you think you'll be that that parent to Malachi's friends? No I okay
yes I will help them but I will teach them. She just did it for me. You'll look
at your... And now I have forever guilt because of her. I have trauma because of what she did.
You'll look at Malachi's friends. I will look at my son's friend and I will
help him with the poop but I'm going to I'm literally gonna put his hands on the plunger or I teach him that's weird
That's not that's weird. Don't do that strange. Good. Don't do that
Did you okay? Did y'all ever have a friend that their dad like was close with your family and they like like no no
Really? No, I know you think my parents let anybody other's parents
to teach me anything?
That's true.
Not like a teacher, but they were just like,
like if you had a question, they're not going to just be
like, oh, like they're going to tell you.
I've never, I don't think I've ever asked anybody
else's parents a question as a kid.
I don't trust you.
What?
I was like, I don't know you.
What did you call your friend's parents when you were young?
Mr. And Mrs. Last Name.
God, man.
One time, I didn't know my friends last name for years and I literally said, um, Ms. Connors mom.
Yeah, not some little kid s***. Yeah, it was bad. I didn't know how to approach her and
I didn't want to call her Allison. Speaking of things that look like s*** and make you
s***, this is just a friend question. And I don't know if it's in my older age why I'm
doing this. Depending on my answer, it could be.
You ever?
I'm onto this matcha train.
Now, it is crazy you brought that up.
Yeah.
I have just within this same week
Really?
Just tried the matcha for the first time ever.
We were at Target.
Yeah.
I got one.
First time ever.
Wait, you got matcha at Target?
They sell matcha at Target?
They had a Starbs in the Tarbs. Oh, you got a little Starbs. I got a little Targ Starbs matcha. First time ever. Wait, you got matcha at Target? They sell matcha at Target? They had a Starbs in the Tarbs.
Oh, you got a little Starbs.
I got a little Tarbs, Starbs, matcha.
Oh, gee. Yeah.
Yeah, did you like it?
Okay, now this is pure ignorance.
I did not know it was like greens.
I didn't know that.
I still don't know what the fuck it is.
You don't know what matcha is.
I don't know, it's a green goo
and then they put it in a glass with ice
and put other shit in it.
And to be honest, I don't know the benefits of it. I really don't know what I'm drinking or why I'm drinking it.
I have no clue.
I know it's a very big trend.
I'm going to grab you a matcha.
Matcha.
I just wanted to do a matcha.
Matcha.
It was, mine was fire.
Dude.
What?
Okay, but what did you have though?
Matcha.
No, but what'd you have?
Matcha.
What was with it, prick?
You had a glass of iced matcha.
That's all you had.
Yeah. I ordered a matcha. You got more hair on your chest than me.
Wait, what do you mean?
I had a purple lavender oat milk with sweet cold foam.
Oh, God.
And matcha.
No, I didn't, I said, I literally went up to the lady.
First of all, as a black man in America,
I don't feel safe ordering a matcha in store.
Let me put that out there.
Let me, let me be honest.
Let me be honest.
I went into one of these urban.
You can't say that.
Oh, I can, because I felt it.
I went into the city, because that's where they sell matcha.
I went into the city, and I walked
into this new hippie dippy coffee place.
Now, Pierce would have been in heaven.
I'm saying it was nothing but Lou Casey's,
Lou Casey's, little bit of.
Dirty Air Force 1's.
Oh my god, the Dirty Air Force. Oh god. I'm gonna say there's nobody there's nobody
Here's a man panting at the front door. Yeah
There's nobody in that establishment. I could have dapped up like you know, I mean, that's what I'm saying
I walked in and that you would have thought I was going in to rob the place
I saw some people tuck their purse, head snaps,
and I was like, I just want to try y'all's native drink,
the matcha.
I go up there.
Someone's in the back,
we don't keep the money in the teller!
No, just.
No.
No.
No, like the looks that I got.
There's in there.
Oh.
You're like, what the?
You know me, kinder Scott necklaces I saw get tucked.
It was unbelievable.
So many birth stones just went under the clothes.
So many golden goose's got tied extra tight.
They're about to run.
I ordered this.
I go up to the thing and she doesn't say,
hey, what can I get for you?
She was like, she's like this.
And I go, hey, I saw this on TikTok.
It looks okay.
Y'all got the, y'all got matcha here?
She goes, yep.
And I go, I'll take one matcha.
You go, I'll take one matcha
and then a side of no attitude, please.
Yeah, and then, and then she goes,
and this is the part I think might be a little partial.
She goes, you know it's got milk in it, right?
And now that has to be racist.
That's racism.
There's no other way to go about it.
That's racism.
She was like, you're lactose-arxious.
And the was right.
Isn't that the best sometimes?
No, it's not.
No, you know it is.
Not the act of racism
Funny when stereotypes work out
He doesn't want to swim, but I'm saying if someone else assumed that of him it fits it's Cinderella
I'm saying because we don't he doesn't swim saying if someone else said that it'd be funny cuz yeah he hates the pool but
it's not because he's black yes whatever whenever I caught CJ snapchatting his
cousin I was like it exactly he said never turn that ring light on for a
selfie and Robbie's like, so what?
Me too.
Tell Janet I said hey.
Oh yeah.
That genuine upsetness.
Oh man.
That's actually my whole story.
I just got profiled at the market store.
That's it.
That was my whole story. And she was right.
I said, yeah, can I get soy?
I said, God, you say yeah.
You know bro, you know, I know you chuckled at least one.
Oh yeah, I was like...
You had to, like it's not right. We're not in a...
That's so funny, man.
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Okay, it's time to buckle in.
Alright, buckle me in.
For one of the greatest questions I've ever seen.
Okay.
I saw this on Twitter. I believe it was P-
I don't know why PGA is on my timeline. I'm not even good at pop stroke. I'm not even
good at putt putt or topgolf. But- I'm getting drastically better at topgolf. I don't- I'm
better than you at topgolf. I am better than Cam at topgolf. So let's put an asterisk,
right? When we play block party, where you score anywhere, you are better.
Because you hit the ball 39 feet, and it goes into one of the first big holes.
Sorry that I used...
So when Papa, when Papa is striking them at 145 miles an hour, to 110 miles an hour,
130 yards out, but I'm landing in nothings yeah you're so
you're better you're penalizing me for using strategy like how you said that
you're penalizing me for using strategy why don't I just pick the ball up and go
well because that's that's not a that's not golf okay how about this we're doing
YSK unplugged right now we just did putt putt let's do top golf
YSK unplugged okay on Patreon We just did putt putt. Let's do Topgolf. YSK unplugged.
Okay. On Patreon. Alright, let's do that. Patreon. Let's do it for money. $5,000.
Don't have that. No, I can't. Sorry. No, no, no, no. I know. I'll do it for five bucks in 30 pushups.
Five thousand of my purse of the month. Five thousand of your purse for the month.
Uh, no. Nope. I go, no! That's not f***ing worth it. At all. Can't do it. I can't put that up for
risk. So no. How about a bucket of beers and a $30 reloadable game card for that one?
Okay, we're gonna do Topgolf anyway. Okay, so, this question, don't know why the f***
PGA posted it, but it was a tweet from PGA official page. Yeah.
Genuinely, one of the greatest questions I've ever seen.
Ask me it daddy.
In a 1v1 challenge.
Right.
On a track.
A hundred meter dash.
Okay.
Between Usain Bolt.
Oh, it's so good boys, and Joey Chestnut.
But when the flare in the gun goes off,
each contestant has to fully eat one hot dog,
then they can take off.
Who crosses the finish line first?
Let me break this down to a science,
cause that's a fantastic question.
Fantastic question.
So, 100 meter dash between the fastest man in the world
and the fastest eater in the world,
but you gotta start with eating a hot dog.
Joey Testnut is a glizzy gladiator.
He is the goblin of glizzy.
My hero, right?
My hero, sometimes I show my girl some film.
You see how he just dipped it in the water?
I don't have a girl man.
Okay.
Oh man.
174 is a...
Oh man.
So, I think that's an easy...
Am I bleeding?
You're fine, relax.
I think it's easy.
I think Usain Bolt clears
No shot at all. So Joey Chestnut can absolutely throat that hot dog in less than two seconds, right?
Yeah, Usain Bolt probably 35 to 40 seconds. We'll get that hot dog done
Peyton
No, that's an exaggeration probably 10 seconds. He gets that hot dog done. I'll give you I'll give you
12 to 12 if he's literally like very very hard okay let me go on
ten seconds I'm gonna give Joey I'm gonna give you say about ten seconds ten
seconds he can clear that hot dog in ten seconds Joe to Joey chestnuts one right
sure to two I'll say two seconds no he's clocked the fastest ever is 1.2 seconds
okay so one second right for a hot dog
So he Joey chestnut can clear a hot dog in one second you say in bulk and clear it in ten
now look You give Joey chestnut an 11 second head start on a hundred meter. That's not enough
Joey chestnut is thick. I would argue that's enough. No, sir
He's an average male in his 40s.
It's a hundred meters.
We're not doing a mile.
A hundred meters can't.
Can't.
And with that pressure on,
I think Joey Chestnut falls halfway through.
No shot.
You ever seen an unathletic person try to sprint?
They are falling.
They fall forward.
They always roll forward.
He's definitely hitting one of these.
I think Joey could literally coast
at about 75% of his speed
and then run for the hills once he gets to the close
to the end.
And beat Usain Bolt.
Do you understand it takes Usain probably four-ish seconds
to hit a stride?
So?
Joey's done.
He's crossed the line.
Joey is not done.
What do you think Joey Chesa's 100 time is?
It's probably grossly, it's probably bad.
Guess, just give me a number.
For an average man in his 40s.
Joey Chestnut that eats for a living.
To run, but he also gets stomach pumped for a living,
he's a champion.
Yeah, that's me, you're all fucked up at that point.
He's an athlete.
I think he-
That's like BBL no BBL, BBL no BBL,
BBL no BBL, all day.
You can't do that.
It's not good for your insides
and you can't run after that.
Your hips will fail.
You will topple.
I think from goal line to goal line. Right. I think Joey Chestnut can easily get it in about
I don't know maybe 20 seconds. No. No. Joey Chestnut. Brother. Do you know how like. His quickest time is 25 seconds.
His quickest 100 meter dash would be 25 seconds you scout I just pull that from no quickest
it was 26 in 2018 because me if I tried to run a 100 meter dash right now at how
old my 26 years old 230 unathletic right you'd get in about 12 seconds no it would
take me 18 seconds to finish a 100 meter dash.
Right now.
100 meter dash right now would take me 18 seconds.
I think Usain Bolt did it in nine.
So Usain Bolt is nine seconds.
It takes me, a 26-year-old man, it would take me like 15
to 19 seconds to finish a 100 meter dash.
Joey Chestnut's 45.
Cam, it's going to take him at least 25 seconds.
Payton, you have no faith in yourself.
You have so little self-esteem, it's unbelievable.
Cam, at DreamCon basketball game,
I almost called the paramedics.
That's back and forth and back and forth
and jump and bump and bump and hit and bump and hit.
Big ass bruise from Hassan, bump bump, hit, jump.
Yeah. That's a lot.
Yeah. You're literally running in a straight line
for 100 meters.
Cam, I would tear my PCL in quad if I tried that.
Payton, you are 6'7".
Yes.
Catch a stride and hold onto it for eight seconds.
Cam, I literally saw you run around the Topgolf parking lot
the other day.
You saw me jog.
I'm not sprinting.
And it looked like a kangaroo that just
woke up from a tranquilizer.
Exactly.
It was like, is that thing completely cohesive right now?
That right there, I'm so confident in our abilities.
That is something I would easily put money on.
For me to finish a hundred meter dash in eighteen seconds.
After eating a hot dog.
Are you f***ing sure?
No.
You're f***ing crazy.
Usain Bolt.
The whole thing in eighteen seconds, no shot.
Usain Bolt clears Joey Chestnut.
I think you are grossly... First off, you can. Usain Bolt clears Joey Chestnut. I think you are grossly, first off,
You can give Usain Bolt two hot dogs.
And he's gonna clear Joey Chestnut.
Joey Chestnut, we've never seen him do anything athletic.
I think you grossly underestimate how long it's,
or overestimate, no, underestimate how long
or how quick you think it's gonna take Usain
to eat that hot dog.
Usain Bolt is 6'4", right?
Something like that.
6'5". 6'5".
6'5".
That doesn't mean you can just start chewing
and it's gone.
Yes you can.
No it doesn't.
Cam, I've seen you throw the hot dog in under four seconds.
No you haven't.
Yes, oh dude, you just did it to me last weekend.
I am venturing.
Usain Bolt takes bare minimum, right?
15 seconds to complete the hot dog. Oh, you're insane which one average-sized glizzy
Can someone go to go go buy a hot dog right now? I'm gonna see how fast you need it
I literally ate a hot dog at your house on the 4th of July that I had to make myself an airfryer
Yep, see on patreon for the wise cake court. Yep and the final verdict
We had we had literally no representation.
Oh, shut up.
No representation.
Shut up.
Not an ounce actually, not a drop.
We have representation.
I'm a drop.
Anyway, I wanna see what they have to say in the comments.
Joey Chestnut wins that.
No sir.
He 100% does.
No sir. Joey Chestnut doesn doesn't beat me in that so an
average runner
Can't I don't fast this eater. It's fine. Fast as you I'm just saying
Joey chestnut can't beat me it takes it would take you saying bolt longer to eat the hot dog
Then it would for Joey to like run the hundred. Okay. Okay. We'll see what they say in the comments right now
Put in the comments right now what you think.
Beautiful question.
Shout out to PGA and let us know.
Please tell me who you think won that.
Joey Chestnut clears easily.
Idiot.
Speaking of food, right?
Oh God.
I got into this thing, I was high.
Right?
No, that's nice.
And one of the things I start to like to watch
whenever I'm a little inebriated,
a little treached in my bed,
I like watching.
Yu-Gi-Oh.
No, MasterChef or the Top Chef, whatever.
The one with Gordon Ramsay.
Which one is that? Uh...
MasterChef. There's a bunch. Kitchen Nightmare, MasterChef, Hell in the Kitchen, Hell's Kitchen.
Who's gonna win the kitchen? Hell's Kitchen used to be gasp. Okay, but I like watching MasterChef.
Or they hand out the aprons. Yes. Okay, but then maybe it's because of the state of mind I was in,
I started thinking.
Dude.
How?
How what?
Not only how did they learn to cook, that's fine.
But you know the whole point of the show is to make a dish,
and then these top chefs taste it.
Yeah.
How do you get the skill of knowing what tastes good and what doesn't?
Do you know what I mean? How do you become the gatekeeper of taste?
Yeah. Like how do you know? So you're saying, because that's subjective, isn't it?
How am I going to use my tongue and like something and then know the masses will follow?
Exactly. And to be ranked
as the person to test out all chefs. I'm the gatekeeper of all chefs because I know it
tastes good. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're talking about Gordon Ramsay, the guy with the glasses
and the bald guy. All the judges. Oh no, you're tripping. I'm talking about the actual, the
people cooking, competing. They're judges for a reason No, I'm saying but how do you get to that point?
Experience that's all it is. Where do you learn? Okay now because it's food tastes different to everybody, right? Yes, so I'm saying
Just because they like it
Why are they the gatekeepers?
because
How do they and how do we know that they are the good tasters?
Because of experience experience of what taste of doing it? Yeah
I know I could find someone at 600 pounds and they're not gonna let them on that panel and I'm sure they've tasted a lot
Yeah, they've tasted a lot but not of that level of cuisine or whatever
But how do you have it? How do you know what I'm saying? No play with me here?
I disagree with you know, but you're not're not, you're going to a different point.
I do get it.
They are allowed to be the gatekeepers
because of experience and because their expertise
in the field.
But how do you become an expertise on taste?
And when taste is subjective.
Because taste is subjective, but they have tasted
and cooked, I would argue, of every food category
there is on the earth and been successful in it.
So someone has to be the gatekeeper,
so who better to be there?
So somewhere along the line,
they got an expensive dish, right?
And somewhere along the line of their process,
their journey to becoming the top people
in the world of taste.
They were handed an expensive dish.
Did somebody tell them, hey, this tastes good?
No.
Then how do they know?
What if it did not taste good to them,
but the people before them say,
hey, this is what's supposed to taste good?
Because I feel when you're that level of,
when you're that high up in the industry,
you enjoy the tastes for what it is.
You'll, of course you'll still have maybe your,
nah, no mushrooms, whatever.
But I feel like there's not too many things
that they're just like, ah, no, no, no, no.
Like they eat everything.
I feel like that's a low key requirement.
If you want to be a chef,
you gotta kind of know how pretty much everything tastes.
I'm saying, but you're not understanding what I'm saying.
You're genuinely not.
Yes I am.
I'm saying-
Is he understanding?
Because I'm saying, how do you become,
like at what point are you able to differentiate
good and bad of these top cuisines?
You know what I'm saying?
Somebody had to tell you this is what's good.
Because there's no way all them formed the same
Opinion yes, they can definitely do that and so now every top chef in the world has the same opinion of specific dishes
Like it doesn't make sense to me
You can debt you you definitely can form the same opinion of someone else and when you taste something if you and me both if we
Just ate burgers every day of our life
We would have been she'd be like that burger kind of sucked that one didn didn't have much of this, that one had much of that. We do. We do, right? Yes. I could say, like,
say I was becoming this master burger taste tester, right? I love McDonald's. Yes. I
hate Burger King. Yeah. But that does not mean, just because, like, at what point does
my opinion become right? You know what I mean? at what point does my opinion become right? You know what I mean?
At what point does their opinion become right?
I see what you're saying, but without saying I can't like that's what i'm saying
I think someone just has to be that and I I would like I would trust gordon ramsey's taste palette over yours
Why every day of the week? Okay, but why because experience experience of one wisdom in that field of food of course, but you're not answering my question
Yes, I said at what point?
Does your opinion become that's what I'm saying at a certain just a level of it's not like oh a year 20 their master
It's just like they've been doing it for so long
But what so if I eat burgers every day I would trust your opinion on burgers after years, but I hate Burger King
It doesn't matter regardless of how long I'm doing it Burger King could be the best burger. To me I don't like it.
Yeah. So when do I become the guy that says okay Burger King is just not good and now everybody
has to be like all the top people that have been doing it long enough has to be like yeah Burger King
is not good. You know what I mean? Yeah but I mean they probably they also probably have degrees in
food. Didn't think about that one. Degree in food? Culinary arts? Yeah.
But at what point is the opinion
become fact? That's what I'm saying.
When does opinion take over?
I don't think opinion is ever fact,
but their opinion is heavily
reliable.
I think that's the difference.
It's not fact, but it's like
if Gordon Ramsay's saying it, it's
got to be good.
OK, it's got to be because I don't
think anything like that can ever be
fact or I want to know what people think I
Don't I don't I gotta see what the people think yeah, I mean I would I'm listening to Gordon Ramsay 100% yeah
100% I don't even fact fiction anything. I'm gonna trust his taste palette over yours
Yeah, just as I would trust you to tell me how to set up a podcast over his you've done it longer
But there's people that know more about and I'm but there's no way to say it.
But that's not subjective.
I know. But in terms of subjecting this, Gordon
Ramsey's got to be at the top.
But there's Gordon Ramsey.
I've been to his kitchen.
I didn't really like it.
It wasn't good because you you haven't even
you haven't even opened that palette yet.
It was cheap.
You have kitchen is cheap.
I've been to because Michelin star fans.
Yeah, but it's bad food. It's not bad
You can't say that you're just you bought a t-shirt at the game
You took a picture in front of the fourth the big surprise is the bassist
That's like candy's fifth floor
No, that's a I mean yeah, I do hear what you're saying like how can your opinion exactly be the status quo I get it's weird to me
It's gotta be it was on wisdom. It was just a super high thought because in my mind. I was like I cracked it
You were probably hearing three different counter arguments
And it was all I was like did that salmon taste like you go, but he says it is good
So my god, he's he's affecting my taste. It's like it is good
It's like this this this
sous chef could have just made the best salmon in the whole entire world but just because
Gordon said he doesn't like it no one's ever gonna taste the best salmon in the world you
go yeah dude I was like Rob we gotta call him yeah dude I'm so I was freaking out it
was really good it was really fun for me oh my god you want to talk about freaking out
you just said this this is another ludicrous thing that happened during my week. So I believe
it was three-ish days ago. It was the second day we came back from the studio. Got back
home, took care of the kid, whatever, blah, blah, blah. And before we sat down to watch
Love Island, my wife was like, hey, I'm going to shower and do my whole skincare routine.
So I said, ooh, daddy's going to jump on the vidya game for a good little 30 minutes
I'm just gonna run in there and play until I can okay, okay? Yeah, God bless you what?
Come on I jump in there and I'm playing the game called the finals. Okay. Yeah fun game. Yeah, I
Get on there and I didn't tell anybody I was on because I knew I had 30 minutes.
So I'm playing.
And when you have 30 minutes,
everything counts.
Everything counts.
So I am playing.
And without being rude,
I have a horrendous teammate.
Now, from when Deshaun and our friends were here,
he left the headset plugged into my controller.
And I always have it on. But when he had it on, he was talking to people in game chat. I always have it on but when he had it on he was talking to people
In game chat, I always have it muted up. So you don't want to talk to anybody
I don't talk to anybody right my game chats on in case everyone to but I don't talk to him because I have muted up
So I start literally talking as if no one can hear me. Oh, you said the slur. No, no Jesus
Really? I'm sure when that office door closed you get it going, especially on a bad COD game.
I do not get it going at all.
Hmm, 13 year old Cam would say different.
No, speak...
Here we go, no, no.
Xbox 360 Cam was going crazy.
No, no, no.
Oh dude, those Xbox 360 chats?
Oh my god, I was just going on Preston's and listening, I was like, oh my god.
Oh yeah, it was rough.
Oh, so I'm talking as if no one knows I'm talking.
And I start saying along the lines of this.
I mean, this is actually exactly what I said.
I go, holy, is it your first day?
Like God, and I'm uptight.
I know I got literally two games.
We just worked, I drove in an hour and a half of traffic
and I'm like, I can't get to play.
And this kid's awful and I'm losing.
Tell me why. I see the little icon
for his voice comes up it's like a nine-year-old
and he literally says
hey actually this is my first day I'm Freddy from Atlanta
oh my god now
Fredward I changed the name obviously on the off chance he sees this
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But he comes on and literally goes, this is my first day, and I'm Freddie and I'm nine
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I go, hey, you have a healing beam, use it!
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I'm like coaching without them hearing,
because I'm afraid to actually tell them,
because I don't care that much,
but I'm like, you gotta be better.
And this little kid comes on, bro,
it is my first day, and I was just like,
turn off my PC.
You gotta close it.
I literally turned it off in the middle of the day. I was like, I'm just my PC. You know, you gotta you gotta close my literally turned it off in the middle I was like, I'm just watching
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All right, as you know, as well as I do,
Don't tell me things I know.
My wife, no, you know for a fact, because we spoke on it.
My wife has started Pilates.
She has started Pilates.
She's started Pilates.
She goes with her friend and-
I think that's a cult like, like, like pickleball.
Very much.
Now, now Pilates gives like, we'll trap you.
If you don't, if you come in and talk, not leaving.
It gives, it gives a little freaky deaky bedroom time, but we're going to work out doing it. You
know what I mean? Some of the contraptions I see them doing in there, little handcuffs
on the ankles.
Don't tell me that.
I don't know. I've seen it.
There was a poster that said lingerie night Pilates.
I was going to say, sign me up.
You go, you're sitting there, you're literally tearing muscles like oh, oh, oh gosh
She came back the other day and first off she started very weird. She goes. I'm gonna blindfold you you have to do what I say I'll see you in there in five
Sounds great
Waiting on this I
Said this is hot. She goes no you freak shut up, and I go yeah, you're right
She goes I'm gonna blindfold you and you're gonna get in the car and go somewhere with me
I said absolutely not one don't want you to drive to that's scary. You're not doing it
Basically, I give her and then she comes around to say I was gonna take you to a Pilates class with me
You're gonna do Pilates. No and in that moment right before I said absolutely not yeah, I thought oh
my god I
Don't know why I think if you when I'm having intimate conversations my wife sometimes
Do you think about me in intimate moments with your wife intimate moments?
No, I've thought about you too much beauty in front of me, but intimate conversations, right?
Now in that moment right before I said no no I said
Who would be better at Pilates?
Me or P and I immediately the competitive competitive twitch just went off in my mind.
I would love to say that I think I would be better at Pilates.
For a fact. The only thing that would hinder my ability to be better than you is my right hip socket.
Tearing. I don't have good range of motion at all.
Well first of all, this is another thing we can do on YSK unplugged on Patreon. Now, I
think not only
Athletically could I best you I think get the I think optically me doing Pilates is a lot better than you
I think
Optically that's how I know you're a piece of because no one's talking about how good we look at it
I'm talking about completing the class. Yeah proper form and who can do it with more resistance
Yeah, you're like, I'm definitely gonna look sexy
Yeah hips
No, yeah, I'm a little finesse whenever I do palates, you know what I mean? I don't even really know what Pilates is
I know there's a board that moves on wheels.
So it's a lot of mobility and holding,
like holding movements.
Mobility, who's more mobile, me or you?
Me.
Cameron, Cameron, Cameron.
Overall body mobility, I'm taking me.
Cameron, you have to really get back going
after a long flight.
If you tucked your chin, you could roll as long as you wanted to.
There's so much curve in your back. You could literally just take off like a rolly-poo. That means I'm bendy.
No, no, that means you're, you're, no, that is not bendy. That is rolly.
Mobility? Oh, Cam, I'm way more mobile than you. I can touch my toes. Touch your toes right now. Touch your toes. No bend in your leg.
Okay, easy.
You act like, what are we doing? You can't name something that I can't do.
There is a thing that I used to be able to do,
I can't do it anymore, I'm trying to get my dad's shoulders.
Exactly.
The thing where you go like this.
I used to be able to do that stuff.
Yeah, it actually just hurt.
Oh, I'm so far.
Yeah.
Maybe not.
No, I'm not gonna stress.
We'll call it out of charm. No, I'm not going to stress. You're we'll call it a shot.
I sit like this comfortably all the time.
I just don't do that because it squeezes my nuts.
As I'm getting older, I think I have a little nut.
And I think that's why I get so many compliments on the length,
because it's like a small backdrop that they're working with.
Because I look at it sometimes, I'm like, this is not that big. It's not impressive. But I think it's just a small backdrop that they're working with Because I look at it so I'm like this not that big it's not impressive, but I think it's like a little
Yeah, it's like you're lying to me and I appreciate it man preferred to have smaller nuts
No, I'm saying if they work the same you have the same output in the same genetic offspring yet yet your thing looks long
Yeah, but sometimes they unfold sometimes. I'm like oh wow there's more there
Oh, no, no, yeah, no you have I'm like mr. Elastic
You have it. I got what you've early onset elephantitis
They say if your nuts fold and unfold by the time you're 40 they're going to be the size of peaches
Is that a fact you're gonna have to wear a size 39 pant. I got Georgia Peach Nuts?
You can fit in a 32.
You're gonna have peaches.
Where'd you learn that?
Who learned you that one?
Oh, you got earlier ones?
I'm just kidding.
Okay, to hell with Pilates, that just turned to you got small nuts.
But I love it.
Isn't it crazy the lengths we'll go to, huh?
Oh my god.
I would definitely be better.
Let's do Pilates, and then we can rank it. See who it see who would do better do that on the koala club as well click the second link the description
Join the koala club wise can't play. We have we have to have like a like a judging a judgment system of optics
I clear that one. We might as well just scratch that one up, bro
You're gonna show up in a beater and you just win. No, my name is Peyton
I'm a show off my cap shoulders my
and dove tattoo I'm wearing some short shorts my balls kind of bulge and you can read my scripture
on my pie and I'm gonna show up looking like a 2008 point guard my shorts gonna be big. I'm gonna have a sweatband. Let it go.
But that all appeals to more.
Me being a normal person will appeal to more than you being a sex god.
So I might win.
Your shirt's tucked in so whenever you go outside the clinic does it.
No. That hit too hard. That was way too real bro.
No don't do that to me.
No I literally I do that.
I do that no I don't know I literally I do that I do that though you're supposed to make Don't you f***ing aw me! You're another grown man, don't aw me!
I used to!
You f***ed my mic! That definitely used to happen. You my Mike
Not definitely used to happen
I used to wear a compression shirt in the pool oh
And in all honesty it's even worse because I wear a white one and it becomes skin tight it literally shows my hips and My pink fluorescent nipples. So I go from a kinda little chubby kid,
he looks like he's gonna grow some more
into a attraction for people.
Okay, on the opposite side,
you could see through me as a kid.
Like I took my shirt off, you could see through my spine.
Like you saw every bone I had.
It was, people were like 25 cents.
They said, I'd be like, I'm like this, I'm like this.
I'm trying to catch it up here.
And you're like, oh, that'll give me some food at 7-Eleven.
Oh my god, man.
Compression shirt in the pool, tucking my shirt in.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
There's not.
Hell, I relate with y'all.
I do too now.
Optics?
What else would it be? The optics performance form overall completion completion? That's four. That's four criteria
Yeah, that's solid. We already crossed off. I'm up one
Yeah, you untuck your shirt over
You know me god forbid I get a little bit of oil on me. Oh, dude, you got a problem
You know me God forbid I get a little bit of oil on me. Oh, dude. You got a problem
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Pet peeve of mine. It happened to... you alright?
Yeah, you f***ed my mic.
Dude, I realized that I was holding it on the base. It's okay though. Just pull it closer to you.
Yeah, it's just low.
Yeah, no, you're fine. It's... well, don't sit up so straight. You've actually never sat up that straight.
Yeah, I'll lean. I'll hit a gangsta lean. It's oh, well don't set up so straight. You've actually never set up that straight
Was that partial that's not partial those two Hicks you said I'm gonna get a gangsta lean yeah for sure that's lit
Once you're once you're lean once your stance changed so did your my voice and octave did not change Oh, yeah, you Bonix yeah you did yeah I said I'm gonna hit a game Celine that's
actually perfect that's what you said that's not what you said I said that's
lit that's gang you say oh yeah oh yeah yeah I always said I never said nice
go she has straight I never said what you said no I did not yes you did no I
did not you're lying to yes you did You're lying to me. Yes you did. You're lying to me.
Can you acknowledge the fact that you do code switch?
No.
Cam, it's on camera you code switch.
It's on camera you code switch.
It's on camera you code switch.
We want to talk about...
code switching?
I don't know if you can...
Oh don't even get me started.
Don't. Oh dude.
Actually, in the documentary, in the documentary that we're going to put at the end of the tour,
I have a video. I have a video of Cam Cochwitching.
We were taught he was talking to Pierce and he was talking to fourth camera cut
to it. Those people we and then some of my people come into the room.
Cam's like, Oh, what's up? True for real.
He's true for real. I said, who the no, that did not. Yes, you do.
Can't we already know that you and we you do
I told you is the to the tummy gangsta lean and they go we do it, you know hell no one's looking it ain't that harmful
And they go, well, we do it. You know, hell, if no one's looking, it ain't that horrible.
You know, hell, if no one's there,
who's there, who's gonna tell a story?
Yeah, okay, honestly, about them,
I had a debate with CJ.
But I think you're gonna agree with him
because of your code switching and bonding people,
you know what I mean?
And something else.
Stop sitting like that.
Why am I not allowed to sit like this,
but you can squeeze your sack?
Huh, little nuts, worry about yourself.
I sit like this.
Can't we compare? You wanna compare nuts? Yeah, no, you got little fat ones about yourself. I sit like this. Can't we compare?
I sit, you wanna compare nuts sacks?
No, you got little fat ones, dude.
I got nice nuts.
And they're like pink.
No.
Dude, it's like Christmas lights.
It's like a plum.
Yeah, dude, really is.
Yeah, it's like a colorful,
well, it's a little too dark. It is.
No, it's a little too dark.
Mine are real dark.
I got separation right down the middle.
What's wrong with my nuts?
Dark.
You like them bad, though.
I got ugly nuts.
No, they're not ugly.
I don't body shame.
But they're just not visually appealing.
They won't be on the cover of a magazine.
It's like, I wouldn't have guessed that one.
It's just like, oh you really are happy.
Dude, dark.
No, I got dark. I got dark undercarriage.
Partially because of the hair,
partially because...
The DNA. DNA buildup.
I had an argument with CJ and I'm probably gonna you're probably gonna
agree with him. Now. That's scary but I'm locked in twin. So I was walking in the
living room right? The TV was off. CJ was laying on the couch watching a show on his phone. Okay. And I said, oh
see what are you doing? He goes, I'm just watching TV. I said, what? That's strange
because the TV is off. Can you say you're watching TV if you're watching a show on your phone. Do you really think so?
Yes, because.
Okay.
If he's watching a TV show on his phone.
He's watching his phone.
No one in the history of.
He's watching a show.
No one in history ever says says I'm watching my phone who the are you to say
that I just watch him a phone what do you babysit in it make sure doesn't run
away from you okay I think the correct you're watching a show a show is the
perfect medium that y'all can fit it no that's the right answer watching TV is
watching TV watching TV
My god TV. Oh my god. We're gonna break it. Let me get a swing but
If he said I'm watching TV, yeah in that show aired on television. Yeah
It's a TV show it was made as a TV show, but you are now watching a phone show
No, it's not the same as a phone show you want if you're watching a TV show but you are now watching a phone show. No, it's not just saying it's a phone show. If you're watching a TV show, guess what you're watching it on? The TV. You're
gonna break it. You're gonna break it. No, no, no. If it's a TV show, you want to talk
about being correct. A TV show, that is the correct thing. So you're just saying I'm watching
a show, that's still partial. So he did a partial answer, he just did the first half.
I'm watching TV, I'm watching a show. I feel like I'm in the middle of Pimdots. I'm watching
a show, I'm watching TV. They're both I feel like I'm in the middle of Pim Doss I'm watching show I'm watching TV
yeah they're both incorrect you just think your partial is more than his and
I think that's a little sexist now that didn't that wasn't it that wasn't it
that wasn't the right word but do you understand though if a TV is a is a
piece of now this is another thing I think TV is a piece of you TV is a piece of... Now, this is another thing I think he has correct... TV is a piece of utility.
He didn't say, I'm watching the TV.
He said watching TV, is what he said.
I'm watching TV.
That's not TV. TV is...
That's TV.
No, that is a TV.
Do not break that.
That is a TV.
If I watch a show
from NBC's app that is a TV show on NBC, they have just made it
accessible via mobile. You're watching a show. TV is a television. What is this called? Stop.
What's that called? You're going to break it. That's a TV. Okay. That's a TV. What is
this called? That's a phone. All right. Okay. So these two things can't be the same ever.
So right? Ever. Can these two things be the same?
They're not the same.
Okay.
So if you're watching this and I'm watching TV,
if I'm watching this and I'm watching this,
what's the difference?
Thank you.
I'm asking you.
There is none.
If you're watching the same show.
But you said these are two different things.
You're watching it.
You're watching the TV show on a phone.
Yes. Or on a TV. But you're watching TV on a TV. You're watching the TV show on a phone. Yes, or on a TV
But you're watching TV on a TV. You can only watch TV on what?
No, that's incorrect. You can only watch TV on a TV. That is incorrect. Okay, that's incorrect. That's incorrect
The Super Bowl is aired on live television. If you watch it on your phone, are you watching a different game?
No, you're watching the football game
You're not watching TV if you're watching the football game. You're not watching TV. If you're watching the football game on the TV,
you're watching TV.
If you airplayed a TikTok to the TV,
it's no longer TikTok, it's no longer mobile, on that app,
are you now watching TV short forms?
Is a movie theater and a television the same thing?
If you're watching a movie on your TV,
I'm watching TV.
Is it not a movie because it's not in the movie theater?
I'm watching TV.
I'm watching the movie on the TV.
On the TV!
Yes, on TV. Yeah, you can't say I'm watching TV. I'm watching the movie on the TV on the TV. Yes on TV. Yeah, you can't say I'm watching TV
You're watching a movie on TV. I'm watching TV
No, you're not. Yes, you are if you're watching a movie you're watching on that
You're watching gladiator 2 never once was a show
It's a movie on TV. So I'm watching TV and they're the TV is showing me a movie. I'm watching TV
No, you're not you're first off. You're literally
Television is a is an equipment piece of equipment a television is a piece of equipment
So when you now you know you don't do that because if you if you were listening to music you don't say I'm listening
To phone you're listening to music if you listen to it through a speaker or a TV
Yeah, but I'm on the car. I'm on the phone. You don't say I'm listening to phone. No, I'm listening on the phone though.
I'm watching TV.
You talk about the subject.
I'm listening to music, whether that's from an intercom,
a speaker, a plane, a bus, boat or a phone.
You're listening to music.
You're not listening to a boat.
Okay, but if I'm listening to the music on a TV,
what would you say?
Turn off the TV.
Turn off the, no one in the right mind would say that.
Are you out of your mind?
So if you wanted somebody to turn off the TV,
you would say turn off the music,
the TV will still be on, but I want the TV off.
Turn off the TV.
Now if you want the whole TV off,
that's different because you're talking to the utility.
Exactly, that's what we're all talking about, the utility.
Okay, if the music was too loud, what would you say?
Turn down the music.
Wouldn't say turn down the TV?
You could.
You could.
No, you can't because You just spoke in true honesty.
You said the right thing.
So if I was watching, if I was watching full house,
I can't say turn on the TV or I could say
turn on full house, right?
I'm still the TV.
Yeah, turn on the show.
Right.
But all the time.
But that's universal, right?
Because you could be talking about a phone.
You could be talking about an iPad or a TV.
Those are three different things, right?
But if I say, if I'm playing, if I'm playing the show, right? If I'm playing a show on a MacBook talking about an iPad or a TV. Those are three different things, right? But if I say, if I'm playing the show, right?
If I'm playing a show on a MacBook,
on an iPad, on a phone, and a TV.
If I say turn down the show, that's turning on all of them.
Yes.
If I say turn down the TV, what are you turning down?
Only the TV.
Thank you, so they're different.
But that doesn't make the show not a show.
If you're watching a movie. I'm not saying it's not a show, but I'm saying it's a TV, you're watching I'm not saying it's not a show but I'm
saying it's a TV you're watching TV you're on the game you can't watch TV on
the phone you can't watch TV on the phone you can only you can only watch
TV yes you can you can only watch TV you can point at the TV right there Wow why
did you play this point at this cuz that's a phone. You dumb sack of coin. Exactly.
If I turned on YouTube TV, the mobile version, and I'm watching a TV show right here, you're
gonna tell me I'm not watching a TV show because it's not on a TV.
You're watching a show.
On your phone.
You're not watching TV.
TV is only one thing.
It's this.
No, you're... Okay. Oh man, oh man.
Oh man, let me, let me roundhouse.
No, don't, don't, don't.
Oh, I didn't think it was up.
You know what's so crazy?
I forecasted this in my brain earlier. I was like, somebody's gonna break the TV. Holy **** I'll wake up with a sanity.
I didn't think you were actually gonna do it.
I guess I didn't break the phone, did I?
Episode 174.
Sure didn't.
I think I think I'm a little bit of a hoarder because I'm emotionally attached to that TV. I know you are.
That TV's been here from the RIP.
And you just said walk the plank.
Well um. And you just said walk the plank well, um, let's get Dr. P
Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P.
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You're just putting more space between the words.
You're saying the words at the same speed.
I want the words to be drawn out get
Mm-hmm that
Test your fluxes
How do you feel about that stupid Stupidity. Insubordinate stone, big calf.
I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
I'd love to drink it.
Pupil 2!
May I speak?
Of course you can.
Thank you for asking.
We're having some trouble here with what we need to do.
Because you don't want to have the baby. You don't want to... It's not... That's need to do. Because you don't want to have, you want to have the baby,
you don't want to, that's not to her.
I was actually going to say the same exact thing as Pupil 2.
Oh my f***, you are Pupil 2.
No you're not, I take that back. You've never, no before you,
oh my god, if you f***ing correct me I'll punch you in your f***ing nose.
You're right, and I took my, I retracted my own statement.
Pupil 1, which is you.
Yes. I retracted my own statement. Pupil one, which is you.
Yes.
From the graciousness of my crack,
I'm gonna give you one more chance to speak efficiently.
Don't ever start with,
and we got, well, we see empty.
There's a lot of things that no one wants to hear it.
No one wants to hear it.
His time is six times more valuable than yours.
Seven. Seven. Seven.
Eight.
Eight.
Nine.
Nine.
Nine.
Ten.
Speak with efficiency.
Eleven.
Eleven times.
You were on the right track. Just get there.
Twelve.
Much love and appreciation. Pupil one.
Thirteen.
Thirteen times.
Don't jump the gun.
Fourteen. Fifteen. Sixteen. Seventeen. 13 times don't jump the gun 14
15 16 17 18 19
20 bear is back the bear broke into the van again someone get the tranquilizer people one
Go clearly it's not your baby. Have the baby stick it to her letter face the consequences into synopsis
I like the speed not too efficient. I like the speed now. This is what I like to say. Hey brother
Thank you so much for everything you do round of applause for
Now I know you look at pupil one and two and you say
This is the people that I'm fighting for their freedom and I get it
There's some bad. There's some bad apples here that we don't you know honestly we should really rethink
Squish it yeah
Right yes, sorry
Hate that apple.
Oh, that's the only square apple.
Oh.
But I have a question about their submission.
Hey.
I have a question about their submission.
Of course, Lord, ask away.
He's in the armed forces correct?
Military. He's deployed. He's over there fighting. Correct. How, isn't a co-worker somebody you
work with? That is true, but he could have been let go of his duties earlier. Purple Medal of Honor, Call of Duty.
I believe they were in Verdansk. No Gulag there.
No Gulag. No Gulag.
Now if you lose, your game shuts off.
It actually turns off forever.
Now depending on your belief system, there might be a good leg, but if not
You could the best analogy I could think of is not only did someone unplug the Xbox someone burnt your house to the ground
There's no way that game ever to it. It's never gonna turn back on
So, you know that your wife was absolutely getting dicked down by your coworker.
She was getting cocked to face from a coworker
back at home on the American soil.
Absolutely balls to the wall.
Balls to the throat.
Absolutely, absolutely just defiling your bride.
She was making pancakes butt naked from another man.
He woke up in the morning, got up behind her,
smacked her, kissed her on the cheek
as she was making him eggs in your kitchen.
Smacked her.
God, that's grounds for killing.
That is.
And I don't say you should,
and I don't advise against that,
because you're the better person.
Be the bigger man.
You be the bigger man,
and you go get that test,
as whatever the, he said.
People too stone.
Stone. I don't like the way Cubby Ne people to stone stone I don't like the
way cubby neck is looking I don't like the way kind of quite tense doesn't he
saw him little like his upper half is so much bigger than lower right now like
just I think it might be the robe but the legs coming out of it don't match
the road it's an illusion it's a it's a Tata's He's built like a movie theater. It just doesn't make sense. It's a reverse Tartus. Yeah.
Something else, too.
Sounds like that.
All I'm saying is, you just get that test.
Test it.
You find someone else, and you move on with your life.
Because you are a soldier, a warrior, and we need you.
And we appreciate your efforts.
And you've gone through enough. That on the count of three everybody say that
ready one two three who the who the are you are you lost you're trying to be a swimming swimming down down who's this
sup teach him how we do it teach him how we do it here stand up you new be
stupid
god so much just popped take him behind the chair take him behind the chair
come with me who though he broke into my office and he just said sup I want you
to watch left hand watch right hand here bend over proper nice now this is what
you get when you do stupidity I gotta go go back on tour. I gotta get on my tour bus. He has to run after me.
Yes.
Thank you, grizzly pupil. Thank you.
Whoever the f*** you are. And to whatever happened to the incestual guy.
Hope he's not touching his own people.
Fucking days.
Now, sing my song with ferocity. Keep shaking.
Shake! days now sing my song with for us keep shaking oh shake look at each other thank you thank you thank you thank you keep going don't break eye contact
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No, she's passed
Everybody she's in the she's in the junkyard electronic. Can I can I come up with the secret code?
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