You Should Know Podcast - OUR FIRST TIME TOGETHER! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: December 18, 2023

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Starting point is 00:01:26 There you are, pushing your newborn baby in a stroller through the park. The first time out of the house in weeks. You have your Starbucks, venti, because, you know, sleep deprivation. You meet your best friend. She asks you how it's going. You immediately begin to laugh, then cry, then laugh cry. That's totally normal, right? She smiles. you hug.
Starting point is 00:01:46 There's no one else you'd rather share this with. You know, three and a half hours sleep is more than enough. Starbucks, it's never just coffee. The You Should Know Podcast. We're back. I got a camel on, but I can see you. We're back. I got Camelon, but I can see you. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 91.
Starting point is 00:02:13 Round of applause, please. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 91. Thank you so much for coming back. We are fresh off of an amazing live show in Los Angeles. We will touch that at the top of the podcast. But if you are new here, if you haven't already, look below you see the subscribe button. Is it pressed? You're wrong. If you look even more below that, you see that comment section, is it fulfilled with your name?
Starting point is 00:02:42 Guess what? Even more wrong. Go ahead and fill that out. We have an announcement for our next two live shows. I'm going to say the cities right now. Just kidding, I won't. It is only available right now for the Koala Club, the Patreon. If you want pre-sale tickets
Starting point is 00:02:57 to our next live show, and if you want to know where the next two live shows are at, you got to go to the Koala Club right now, and you will get it all. You'll be able to get the meet and greet tickets first, front row tickets first. You get access to
Starting point is 00:03:08 everything first, knowledge, access, everything. But for the general public that is not in the Patreon, you will know on our Instagrams on Friday. So if you want to know where our next two live shows are and you want to get tickets and you're not in the Koala Club, you have to look on our Instagrams at PSH8, at CamKennedy22, and at You Should Know Podcast Friday. It will be announced. I cannot wait for these next two live shows, especially after LA. LA was great.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Thank you so much. It just puts that bug in us a little more to keep going, keep doing our thing. We love meeting you. We love actually doing the show in front of y'all because it's a whole different experience we love you and one of the shows that are coming up is going to get a completely different experience than everybody else so be sure to get those tickets in the club right now link is in the description below or if you want to wait till friday be sure to look at it on instagram at psh8 at cam kennedy 22 and at you should know podcast we love you love you.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Love you so much. Shout out to the Discord. Shout out to all you beautiful people in the watch party right now. It's every Monday in the Discord at 7 p.m. Central. We love you. We love you. We love you. So many cool things are coming. Now on to the rest of the episode.
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Starting point is 00:06:21 We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Oh, no. Bro, you just pulled a me. That's how I sound when I get in pain. Your knee is so bony and sharp. I don't like this. What's happening to us? What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:06:44 Why is your hood on? First of all, you're... Well, I was going to do something, but then you hurt your finger. It's a large, white, a little pointy. I look like a... It's small. I just don't like this. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:06:54 I just don't like this. But you're so far away from me, and your outfit is horrible. Dude. That's the type of guy you are. In my exact same breath, I was about to compliment you. In the exact second, I was about to say, dude, you're Michael Jordan Air Flight Jordan 3. They're not Air Flights. Don't play with me.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Dude, you're Air Michael Jordan Dunk School Flights. You're Retro Michael Jordan Flight Air Jordan No. 3. Reimagines are sick, dog. Thank you, bro. And your socks, they actually look white. Hey, your high school warm-up sweatpants, dingy-ass socks, and free shirt. Oh, these are the Afghani socks.
Starting point is 00:07:31 They are. Look at the bottom of Cam's socks. Show them. Oh, they might not be. Show them. Show them. Another week. Okay, we got to stop doing that. We got to stop getting so naked.
Starting point is 00:07:38 I know a lot of, a part of it is me. We get naked on the episode. A part of it is you. 98% of all nudity that's been on this podcast is you you think so 100 you literally go dude like i mean i see your story but you're taking so time to play the game there's sprite in the air you're spitting break the walls down Down, down, down, down, down. I was good at it. It's my fault. Hold on. Do it again.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Do it again. I'm good. Break the walls down. Wait, wait, wait. Do that shit again. Yo, no. The spin you did. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Please do the break the walls down. I don't know if I can redo it. I'm ready. Break the walls down. Down, down, down, down. Fucking needle was popped. My needle was popped out. I felt my PCL hit the other one.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Thank you. Oh my god. No, but... no one of the speaking of me getting naked on the podcast i was on the phone with my mom the other day and she goes she goes i can't wait for the day i can watch a podcast my son isn't naked or spitting yeah literally but you're either your your bird is out or you're spitting like a bird you're a bird you are a race what kind of bird would I be if I was a bird? Crow. Nasty. Not because you're black.
Starting point is 00:09:11 Because you have disgusting talons downstairs. Your rib cage is quite small but sometimes protrudes like Ruby. And you're just a nuisance. You'd be a crow. Or somebody Google and enter in most secluded bird and you already have your built-in nest like you're good to go dog you're good to go somebody google what is the most secluded keeps to themselves bird that would be i think i resemble a flamingo absolutely not they are pink vibrant it's not a bird what classifies as a bird bird like flies so
Starting point is 00:09:46 penguins a bird yeah that's probably the first box can the bitch soar in the air nope not a bird definitely not a bird that means a penguin's not a bird penguins a bird they're they can't soar in there they're one a few they have wings they have talons they have beaks they have everything are there birds without wings what is it it's like a drumstick at that point it's just like fried chicken but no i i don't i don't i don't understand the birds but i'm not going to talk to animals i'm not going to talk about animals please don't jesus i'm trying my best to be a new me it's almost 2024 and i'm trying to be a better and more clothed less stinky me the fact that that just pained to leave your you literally said it's almost 2024 and i'm trying to be like you don't even want to what are you
Starting point is 00:10:31 gonna do better in 2024 how about not click clack every five seconds how about you keep your volume in a public setting at a lower level and i'll tell stories in under 10 seconds yeah how about that okay if you keep clothes on don't't spit, and... Never mind. Last one would have hurt. How about what? Nothing. There was so much saliva in your mouth. You've got to stop that. I have wet mouth.
Starting point is 00:10:51 You do have wet mouth syndrome. You like my wet mouth. WMS. What? Wet mouth syndrome? Oh, you like all my bracelets? I know, I left mine in LA. Tim doesn't care about the fans.
Starting point is 00:11:02 LA, I left LA. We're going to jump right into it. We're going to jump right into it real quick. They're not going to get the full deep dive because you know you get that on the Patreon. Full deep dive of the LA show and the whole week. Oh, God. That is my. Oh, full deep dive of the LA entire week.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Well, four days we were there. The show, the vlog of the whole time we were there, and the extended where we break it down piece by piece is all on Patreon. Where does breath come from uh bacteria but where like it because i i believe in the throat or in the tongue it's back it's all of it i think you don't brush your teeth adequately we all know that it's literally like it's like no let's go uh the reason i stay up so late at night is because i know i need to brush my teeth teeth And I cannot get up and go do it So it's either like I'll find that inner strength To go brush my teeth
Starting point is 00:11:50 Or I'll just fall asleep And then I'll flip the film over my mouth Dude I woke up the other morning And I was like it is tough for me to be around myself You're just like Dude that's one of the reasons I don't have a girlfriend That's one of the reasons Because she will have a girlfriend. That's one of the reasons?
Starting point is 00:12:05 Because I just like, she will leave. She wakes up next to me one morning. She's going to be like, hey, babe. I'll be like, hey. She's like, ah. She literally goes, no, get ready for 10,000 comments. I'd do it. Yeah, I'd do it.
Starting point is 00:12:17 I would lick your breath. I'd bottle your breath up, boil it over a nice warm pot of water, and soak it into my flesh. So this whole time, I've been reading those comments for about a year, and i've been like the women are liars you're all lying to me but at the la meet and greet remember that girl who said she wants me to oh can i say it yeah go ahead this is toward the tail end of the meet and greet we're being very polite gentlemen hey sorry we're we're extremely sweaty yeah hot lights are still on we're not doing a meet and greet after the show we're never doing a post.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Never. Ever. We're too sweaty. God, I hope you watch this one. Marcus, I swear to God, we're never doing a post-show meet and greet. We're literally drenched in sweat. I texted him. He said, okay. Anyway, we did a post-show meet and greet.
Starting point is 00:12:56 We're terribly sweaty. Hey, sorry. We're super sweaty. She goes, no, no, no. That's okay. I want it. He goes, no, you don't. It's awful.
Starting point is 00:13:04 She goes, no, no. I want it. Matter of fact, i want all of it i said and i i'm just and you're like what he goes no no i promise you you don't like trying to joke she's like i want all of your sweat all over my body right now and i was like do you need a room like is that do you need a room i was feeling i was like where's gabriel yeah where's gabriel but or the security guy in the alley. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Hey, at our LA Live show, if you wanted to come to our green room and assassinate us, you had full opportunity. Yeah. That guy was in a ski mask on his phone eating Doritos. Ski mask, headphones in, literally like this. Yeah, bro. I was like, hey, bro. Oh, I'm going to say that.
Starting point is 00:13:42 But LA Live show. I know the burning question. And, you know, I've never been scared, to, bro. Oh, I'm going to say that. But LA live show. I know the burning question. And, you know, I've never been scared, to be honest. The burning question. Oh, I will be honest. Did they top New York? Say your answer on three. A yes or no answer.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Ready? One, two, three. No. No. LA was fantastic. LA was great. LA was fantastic. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:02 Great show. We said no to be funny like we said it aggressively, but it's not like New York was a 10 out of 10. LA was a 4. No, no, no. LA was like an 8.9, 9 on the dot. Great, great show. Fantastic.
Starting point is 00:14:12 This is what I would say that LA did win on. LA had the better after party. It was the best after party we've ever had. It was so fun. Everybody in there was good vibes. Guy broke a table. He said, hey, can I show you what I got real quick? Yeah, bro.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Go for it. He went, all right. And just shattered the table. Shout out to Markel. Turned it up to Markel Washington. Shout out to Markel. Shout out to. Liv's bestie.
Starting point is 00:14:37 Okay, so our special guest. We can save now. It was supposed to be a lot of people. Go through. Go through the whole list. This was so the whole build up to the L.A LA show, we had a guest list and all of them were confirmed, but all these people are also working. Actors, musicians, conjugators, and so they get booked for everything last minute.
Starting point is 00:14:54 It's just how the world works. So this is who it's supposed to come. Leo Skeppy. Leo Skeppy. O'Shea Jackson Jr., who is Ice Cube's son. If you've seen NWA, he's the guy who played. He's in Cocaine Bear. Cocaine Bear, there we go. Yeah, he's in Cocaine Bear Cocaine Bear there we go
Starting point is 00:15:05 yeah he's in everything he's a great guy I literally almost said White Gorilla that's not a film um uh Miles O'Neal
Starting point is 00:15:12 Shaq's son Shaq's son DJ Pierce Simpson uh one of my biggest idols in broadcasting works at Complex uh
Starting point is 00:15:19 not anymore um he doesn't no no he he leveled up he leveled up shout out Pierce so he
Starting point is 00:15:24 so Pierce this is the thing about pierce this is how it went so pierce uh look forward to seeing you tonight he goes yeah bro i'm gonna try to make it i got a thing with canelo tonight so i'm gonna try to make it i was like hey bro do that and then tell him how uh tell him how oh shay's went hey bro i would have loved to been there swear to god still had to take and everything i had to get on the where do you go he said i had to go to paris oh yeah yeah i'm great i was like all right bro don't blame you and leo skeppy he's he's doing a lot he's on tour right now he's dropping he just dropped his merch yeah go check it out uh shout out to leo um all
Starting point is 00:15:53 of our brothers from rdc they were all supposed to be there but they all had something going on in texas yeah uh in texas but mark was there mark phillips showed up he was super busy has a lot going on but he still showed up that meant meant the world. Markel Washington came. Markel Washington. Shout out to Markel. It was a great time. Boy. But this is what I'll say.
Starting point is 00:16:09 And all of UTI. Under the influence. Their whole group was supposed to come. They had a party in San Diego. They had their own. For Nectar. For Nectar. Their own little party.
Starting point is 00:16:17 But, so this is what I'll say. The after party for LA was the best after party we've ever had. So fun. The crowd, we had signs. It was um the crowd we had signs it was the first time we had signs in the crowd there's two people in the back right corner who had signs one of them said uh we got call this cam and then a hippie one was hippie hippie um this is the thing i will say right the crowd was very interactive and we love that this is the thing about new york new york was so interactive but at the right time right times like laughing when they're supposed to laugh
Starting point is 00:16:44 yelling when they're supposed to laugh yelling when they're supposed to yell but whenever like the show is happening engage it yeah they were quiet la this is the thing i love how engaged and passionate you are we love it we we appreciate it sometimes and keep doing it keep doing it sometimes there's inappropriate times to be talking like you would have thought they're like all right let me see your ticket and they're like all right here's my ticket all right here's your shot of patron like you would have thought everybody was blasted which is great there was one and i don't i don't believe she was in the meet and greet so we didn't get her name but there was one particular fan literally the screen from the intro to exiting the stage yeah i'd say every six minutes on the six minute mark. She was just like,
Starting point is 00:17:25 fast, fast forward, five minutes, 58 seconds. I was like, it was to a point I had to play with it. I'm like,
Starting point is 00:17:39 she's a yeller. I said, she's a yeller 16 times. Yeah. I pointed at the exact same woman. So this, so we love it. It was funny though.
Starting point is 00:17:44 We are great. And this thing about LA, the meet and greet, I think we met the coolest people at the meet and greet. Like, the stories y'all have told, somebody told us how they got through their brain surgery. Brain surgery, yes. That was amazing. I got literal chills after that. There was a kid.
Starting point is 00:18:01 I wanted to end the meet and greet and just, like, talk with her. Yeah. I felt like she was so good. She was one of the first people to come in because i saw her peek through the curtain i made eye contact with her she was so cool um there was a kid he was wearing a fallout uh jacket yeah he was so nice to him and his dad and he said great words about us was dude you should know shorts bucket hat we got hawaiian like thing it was so cool like uh the two brothers the two brothers two brothers that um said they were both like
Starting point is 00:18:25 pretty nervous to step out and show up but they did and they and they're so glad they did yeah just they thanked payton for connecting on that level the um the beautiful young lady from hawaii that made us the thing yes still don't know the correct term for it but so we're not gonna say it but uh and it's in my closet right now it's hanging up i swear it is it's so cool um and i promise you i have all my bracelets. I just forgot them. I'm so sorry. Don't fire me.
Starting point is 00:18:47 Don't fire me. Don't kill me. We met an Olympian. We met an Olympian. Shout out Anna. She's so cool. We met so many cool people. Shout out to our photographer and her friend that came to the green room.
Starting point is 00:18:56 Our agent was there. Shout out to Travis. Shout out to from Q Code. Evan. From Q Code. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan.
Starting point is 00:19:02 Sorry, Ryan. I love you. He's going to yell at me. I just gave your entire full name on there. I'm so sorry. Ryan. Sorry, Ryan. I love you. He's going to yell at me. I just gave your entire full name on there. I'm so sorry. Ryan, you work here. So shout out to the whole LA.
Starting point is 00:19:10 This is what I'll say for future shows. Now, a lot of people travel to every single show, right? Which is fantastic. There is no level of gratitude that we can physically show for that.
Starting point is 00:19:22 This is what we will say, though. There are people that have not seen the show. And like we have said, and we have been honest with, it is the same show pretty much, 98% of the show is the exact same in every city we go to. It's just like if an artist, like a musician, an artist, your favorite rapper, your favorite singer, they go on tour,
Starting point is 00:19:40 they're going to give you the same set list that they did in Chicago as they're going to do in Atlanta. Of course, they might have a unique story about Atlanta, whatever, one thing here, but they're going to do the same songs. So that's the same approach that we have for this current leg of the tour. And so what I suggest, more of a strong suggestion or telling you, more of a demand, let's not expose the punchline of certain things that are happening before they happen because we don't want to ruin the experience for people that haven't seen the show yet yes so if you're coming to every single live show we love you we appreciate you you are the best let's just act like it's your first time and i want you to enjoy those people's reactions as well like it was your first time so that's what i'll say but la it was fantastic and again we're the literally out of
Starting point is 00:20:32 what was it i think 485 seats there was like maybe six people that was like okay they probably shouldn't talk that much yeah so it's all jokes but it was a fantastic show the crowd was amazing i mean it truly was we love la so much the weather y'all you do not understand i mean you So it's all jokes, but it was a fantastic show. The crowd was amazing. I mean, it truly was. We love LA so much. The weather, y'all, you do not understand. I mean, you probably do. But if you're like born and raised in LA and you've never left,
Starting point is 00:20:54 you don't appreciate your weather enough. Yeah. I'll just say that. It is unfreaking real. Like every time we go there, I'm like, God. Yeah. But we're going to end this LA talk right here. We want to say thank you so much, LA, for coming out. Y'all were an amazing show, an amazing after party,
Starting point is 00:21:07 and we can't wait to come back for our next tour. But, and if you want more intricate details of the good and the bad that has nothing to do with fans, just more of our side, technical sides, and how we thought the show may not happen an hour before it happened. Before the show, after the show, days before, days after. All on Patreon right now. They'll be linked in the bio. Go join the Koala Club.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Get all that stuff and literally hundreds of other videos. But how was your week, Bubba? How was your week? This week was good. Dude, we both finally got to enjoy our new purchase. Oh, my God. So we told y'all last week we moved in, like, literally the week before we left for L.A. And then we both got sick, like, two, three days before L.A.
Starting point is 00:21:48 So we moved in, got sick, left for L.A., did the show, got to come back, and now it's been, I think, three, four days since we've been back, and I've literally done nothing but rest. It feels so good to lay down and literally do nothing. No editing, no anything. Like, literally, I put up an old TikTok. And y'all knew it. Somebody said, great, re-upload. And you you're damn right i've been sick tired moving um but yeah
Starting point is 00:22:09 but it feels so good to be back oh my god it does we have so much cool things planned we do but you should see the drawing board we don't draw on it i don't know why they why did they call it a drawing board because you're drawing up ideas hello good morning payton has a brain sometimes menus on the table hot and ready but one of the things i since I have been just sitting on my couch like a dead corpse, butt ass naked, eating Cheez-Its. So many Cheez-Its have been in my body. TV shows. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:35 I was watching regular TV for the first time since I was a kid. And it sucks now. Abysmal. It is horrible. Like bad TV. Very, very bad. So I was going back and i was like i want to go into like a vault of like the shows i grew up watching do you i don't see if you remember
Starting point is 00:22:52 some of these shows okay why did i say it like that are they somebody somebody shows wait are these like kid shows no well we watched them as a kid but they weren't intended for kids. No. Do you remember the show Cheaters? Yes, bro. I would sneak into my parents' room, grab a pillow and blanket, and I'd get down and try not to wake up my mom because it would be on one of the headlining stations. It was like MTV, I think, or VH1, one of those. One of the – MTV, VH1.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Lisa was going crazy then. Lisa's watching MTV at 10.30 at night. BET. Yeah, she was sitting there. Be careful. Stop it. She would go go to sleep and it would always be on and i would literally sneak in there and just lay on the ground and be like and i'd watch cheaters because i thought it was just fascinating it's a difference between your upbringing and mine me and my mom would literally sit there watching together my mom be like you no good for nothing son of a bitch. My mom's going to hate that I just said that. You little wretched ass.
Starting point is 00:23:45 My mom's going to hate that I said that. See, I knew he was cheating. I could tell by his pants. Look at them shoes. That boy didn't have that left shoe tie. No, but okay, so if you don't know what Cheaters is, because a lot of you are kids, Cheaters is like a show where they would hire a PI. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:01 And I think a lot of YouTube channels like kind of stole the idea and they do it now, but they, they would hire a PI that have the girlfriend or boyfriend sitting next to him, have headphones on and like watch them go cheat.
Starting point is 00:24:11 And they'd set up like a trap. Yeah. It's fantastic. And they would run up after him and go do it. But it's like the same concept of like Jerry Springer,
Starting point is 00:24:20 all those where you'd run up to him. Bro, Jerry Springer? You are. Oh, and that's Maury. You are not the father bro more maury was on all the time my grandma's house bro it's a thing you watch
Starting point is 00:24:31 your grandma's house and you touch the tv you get scared it's shocked oh it's such a vibe i'd literally be on the couch like you are he'd be like the father i was like damn okay bro you gotta go take care of that baby now okay go be Go be a dad. But I'm going to name some more shows. Okay. This is an MTV show. And the premise of this show that I'm about to say cannot happen anymore because y'all are soft as baby shit. Like y'all cancel people.
Starting point is 00:24:55 The show next. Do you remember the show next? No clue who it is. Oh my God. The show. Liv knows the show next. Ew. Cam, when I say me.
Starting point is 00:25:02 Is there a reason I don't know what it is? No, no. It's a fantastic. Everybody watched it. No, like. No, no, no everybody watched no like no no no no no white people loved it okay there's a lot of white people on it oh the show next oh my god me a person would sit and watch this for hours a big like rv van would pull up and it would say next on it then there would be a person in the bus right just sitting there somebody would come on to the bus and and it would give you like a quick biography of them. This is James. He's from Dallas.
Starting point is 00:25:27 He works in finance, but they didn't know that, right? They would just walk up to the bus. They would see the person, and they'd go, next, and like literally say yes or no to people. It was like live Tinder. It was so damn funny because you'd get the confessionals before. It'd be like, man, I'm pumping, dog. I'm like that.
Starting point is 00:25:42 I'm whatever, and they would go up on the bus. Next. Next, they'd be like, man, what? It would be the best show. It was the best show ever. I watched. Speaking of vans and RVs, I loved America's Home Makeover. Move that bus?
Starting point is 00:25:57 Yeah, move that bus. Where they'd send them to Disneyland for a week, come back, they leveled their house and made a new one. She was a single mom, and I was like, mom, you can do it. You have no money. Didn't your mom go on Biggest Loser? She did not. What? Disneyland for a week, come back, they leveled their house and made a new one. Didn't your mom go on Biggest Loser? What? She applied for Biggest Loser. She also applied for the Police Academy.
Starting point is 00:26:17 That wasn't her same mind. That was under in the influence. Of a substance. Okay, so a couple more shows. I just love this because I was going through this vault. Yeah, I've never heard Next. Next, bro. We gotta watch it.
Starting point is 00:26:28 They remind me of like Drewski auditions. Yeah, basically. They'll literally walk in if they're goofy. He's like, man, get this motherfucker. Exactly. And you know TV productions take hours, so they might have been sitting in that line for like four hours, and then you just get told no immediately when you get in there. Like, I'd be pissed, too.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Rightfully so. Like, everybody knows Pit My Ride, ride mtv cribs but do you know like the stories behind those cribs was the greatest do you know that like those weren't the real houses that's a lie it weren't the real houses majority of them were not the real houses are you kidding me i swear to god there's a thing i don't know what rapper it was it was like cameron or or somebody they did one and they it was like somebody's apartment and you can tell like if you go back and watch you can tell he was going through it. He'd be like, uh, that's the stove.
Starting point is 00:27:07 And it would be like somebody else's, like, family picture on the side. I swear to God. Google it. Google it. Right now. Google it. No, it's a real thing. And Pimp My Ride.
Starting point is 00:27:16 Pimp My Ride, the main guy, I forgot the host's name. He was a rapper. He was a murderer. Or the creator of the show was, like, a murderer. And you know those, like, you know whenever they put fish tanks in the car? Yeah. They would take them out right after filming. Yeah, you're probably not going to leave it in there.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Yeah, but most of those, they wouldn't keep them for insurance purposes because you couldn't drive most of those cars. Imagine your cars paid off your insurance payments $1,700 a month. Exactly. What is it? Well, there are some stars who appeared on the program
Starting point is 00:27:43 who completely lied about the homes that they owned just for the sake of the production hitting their scheduling guidelines. But singer JoJo did state that her and her mom did not stay in the home if they showed up. Exactly. Dude, that pisses me off. My favorite episode ever was Jason Terry. Jason Terry showed his Atlanta house because he played for the Hawks before Dallas. Bro, he had, all I remember is like he had two massive fridges
Starting point is 00:28:05 yeah like enormous fridges and he opened it and it was like not a joke and don't tell me be careful there was a ton of chicken and he was talking about like because i was obsessed with basketball he's talking about his diet and shit that was like one of my favorite episodes bro that's lame bro it's tv half the shit is now that i'm older i understand it now but like and for security purposes at least they're not like welcome to 26 26 no but like you see this windows right by their head like you know what i mean like who would want that really damn that sucks yeah i mean a lot of those is fake majority of everything yeah but 316 oh my god sweet 16 pregnant no you know the crazy part about mtv they would play they would play uh 16 and pregnant. No, you know the crazy part about MTV? No, I know. They would play 16 and pregnant, and then right after Sweet 16,
Starting point is 00:28:49 so you would see a girl living her best life, and then the next one's like, I'm miserable. Yeah, she'd be in the worst state ever. One of the shows that made me so sad as a kid, oh my God, it was about the girl that got pregnant, the white girl that got pregnant. It was not a reality show. It was like a written show. It was like something heaven my god please look up a q please find it it's gonna
Starting point is 00:29:09 irritate me for the rest of the episode a 60 year old that got pregnant it's a little white girl was it on bet vh1 or mtv it's like vh1 mtv it was kind of like a degrassi type of show yeah i might not know it like put like 2000 show about teenage pregnancy. Bro, I remember. Okay. Did you ever have to do this for your mom? What? Or dad? I would get home. So I told you about like my, I've been by myself for a lot.
Starting point is 00:29:33 Like that sounds weird. I knew something was wrong. Basically, my dad would pick me up from school, but he'd have to leave to go to a second job. And I'd be at the crib by myself before my mom got home from her job. Oh, so you were home alone. I was home. Is that the hardest? No, I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:29:48 You're getting close. Getting warmer. But it'd be like an hour, hour and a half. So it's not terrible. Yeah. But my mom would sometimes call me and she'd say, go grab a clean VHS,
Starting point is 00:29:58 put it in the thing, set it to channel eight and click record. Okay. We had like a whole setup. Yeah. That was one of my favorite things ever. She was like,
Starting point is 00:30:04 go record Lost episode 13. It comes out at eight at eight set for eight o'clock bro that's literally something i never got into lost was fire everybody says lost is your house has like the whole like the whole dvds bro lost alias is another one that was good yeah never seen it bro fire i remember going to this we'll get off the tv show talk but i remember this some like down south like black grandma stuff every time we go to my grandma's house on my mom's side she would have every medea play on like vhs and we would just watch it all day it was like that's i think that's what got me into like wanting to be like an actor dude that's because you'd see a great character and she's like you're so good that's bro i remember watching medea the like 2013 one maybe probably like right when i was entering
Starting point is 00:30:49 high school i remember watching that one in theaters and that was like my first media i watched like from start to finish yeah bro it's hilarious okay i have a question for you though and i thought about this question on the plane back from la oh god because i saw a tick plane thoughts are never good because i saw a tick talk about it but I want to ramp the stakes up a little more okay plain thoughts are never good coming from Peyton let me just let y'all know now
Starting point is 00:31:08 first of all we had one of the worst flights back I'm riding first class I don't care what you say anymore alright I'm all here for it alright listen don't ever do that again
Starting point is 00:31:16 my beard was in my mouth trim it manscape.com insert ad Cam I want to take a second to talk about sex what? is that okay? TheYouShouldKnowPodcast.com. Insert ad. The You Should Know Podcast. Cam, I want to take a second to talk about sex. What? Is that okay?
Starting point is 00:31:30 Yeah. You be having sex. Yeah. Congrats. Thanks, dog. I wish I did. Hey, Cam, I'm not going to lie to you. I don't know your time stamps.
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Starting point is 00:32:40 Y S K at use J OO-Y M-O-D-E dot com. Look, okay. Deadass. I want you to be serious about this. Like, real life. Real life. Think about this as happening in real life. Somebody knocks on your door.
Starting point is 00:32:56 I will give you 100% honest answer. Alright. Somebody comes up in the studio right now in a suit and he's like, Cameron Kennedy. Yes. I am him. He is me. Briefcase. Okay. And he's like, Cameron Kennedy.
Starting point is 00:33:05 Yes. I am him. He is me. Briefcase. Okay. I don't like it. Probably it'll take a couple briefcases. Open your briefcase. Is there a firearm?
Starting point is 00:33:11 Opens all of them up. All of them up. There's multiple briefcases. Multiple. Multiple. I'm having a stroke. All right. He opens up all these briefcases.
Starting point is 00:33:21 He says, Cam, I have $10 million in cash. How long? Okay, go. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. That's such a big amount of money. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Go. Continue. Go. What's wrong with you? Hey, hell. $10 million. Wait, wait, wait. Go, continue. Go. What's wrong with you? I don't... Hey, hell. 10 mil. Wait, wait, wait. I need to start saving.
Starting point is 00:33:53 How's this show? Why do kids watch this? This is gonna be my name. 10 million, multiple briefcases, opens up. There's no firearms? No. Okay. He says...
Starting point is 00:34:00 You're a cool guy. I feel safe. Cool guy. He's like Ben. Okay. It's like Ben from here. I've never seen Ben in a suit, though. Ben's so cool that he doesn't have to wear suits.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Anyway, continue. $10 million cash, under the table, non-taxable. Right? I got to do something dirty for that. You go home right now. No, I go to your house right now. You give me the key. I take Ruby.
Starting point is 00:34:21 You never see her again. You don't know what he's going to do with her? He takes her. You don't know if he's going to house her? You don't know. He doesn't get any. He's like, I take Ruby. You never see her again. You don't know what he's going to do with her. He takes her. You don't know if he's going to house her. You don't know. He doesn't get any. He's like, I take Ruby. You don't get to ask any questions.
Starting point is 00:34:29 He takes your dog. You don't get to say goodbye to her. You just, he's just going to go to your house right now and take her. $10 million. What do you do? Give me the briefcases. Are you hearing that, Liv? $10 million?
Starting point is 00:34:47 I could go buy a purebred Cane Corso, put that bitch in training for six months, and be the greatest dog ever. Ruby is expungable to you? Ruby has a bad ribcage, crooked back legs, and she's adorable, and I love her to death, but come on, she's got eight years left for $10 million. Ruby's four, her life expectancy is 12, she's four.
Starting point is 00:35:05 But that's for like a good... She's healthy. She has bad bones. You seen her go like this the other day? Every time I walk in the house, she's like... No, 100%. Give me the 10 million. You're a sick freak. No, dead ass.
Starting point is 00:35:16 There's no other option? Like, that's it? Or you keep your dog. Your dog that needs you and loves you. I wouldn't forgive you. Are you nuts? Ask me that question. about malcolm who's on his deathbed who's got about four and a half months hey what's your mouth don't talk about him like that hey when malcolm passes if he ever does i don't think he will this podcast is taking a three month hiatus you're not gonna see payton y'all can do whatever the hell y'all want if this briefcased man with no forearms what firearms he has hooks it's like there's no forearmed
Starting point is 00:35:54 briefcased man goes to my mom right before dusty's passing and asks her 10 million i get to take the dog you keep dusty if my mom would have kept dusty i wouldn't have forgave her 10 million you were more like a i love my dog to death don't get i love i love ruby more than you and i love ruby more than her i'm not thinking it i i'm thinking it i don't even own ruby and i wouldn't do that if they came up to me and said here's two million dollars cam doesn't know how this is no shut the hell up cam doesn't know how this dog is gonna go missing he'll never find out but we're gonna take it from him. $2 million. This would be the caveat.
Starting point is 00:36:26 This would be the caveat. I would say no. If I got a week left with her, I would say yes, 100%. You can take the dog. That's the hard part. If it's right then and there, I don't even get to go kiss her one last time and cry with her. No, I'm keeping the dog. You don't even smell her anymore.
Starting point is 00:36:39 I'm keeping the dog. I got to keep the dog. Now you're just saying that to save face. No, I'm keeping the dog. I mean, it's easy hypothetical, but you did ask me to be a hundred percent honest yeah there's no way i could give up ruby they could even if there was 10 million cash in front of my eyes there's no way i could give up this is how bad i have to shoot me in the head to get this is how bad i am if malcolm was on his little they're about to euthanize him like the needle is already touching
Starting point is 00:37:00 skin and they're like here's 10 million dollars we'll just put the needle right now i'll be like no i can't yeah i couldn't i couldn't the money sounded sounded good at first but if realistic realistic me y'all know i'd take a bullet for that stupid little crooked dog that damn little deer alien kangaroo son of a bitch okay can she come to the show oh i'm keeping it but I'm muting it. Oopsie. She can come to the show, our next live shows. She can come to one of them.
Starting point is 00:37:30 Are you going to take her? She's going to come. Yeah, are you going to be on Ruby Doody? Hell no, that's y'all's dog. All right, then she can stay. Imagine how scared she'd be on stage. Her tail would be tucked, her legs poking out. She's like, can we let her just run loose, though, in the crowd?
Starting point is 00:37:44 Somebody would grab her. I don't want in the crowd? Somebody would grab her. No one of y'all freaks would grab her. Yeah, no. Freaks would grab her, sniff her skull, and I'd have to nose dive. I love our fans, man. I do, too. But no, damn it. I would want that $10 million for sure, but I couldn't.
Starting point is 00:37:56 There's no way. You got mad at me before we left to L.A. I got mad at you? Because I need help sometimes. All the time. Every day. I moved, and a lot of things got lost in transit and i asked you to bring me something no no no no no you didn't ask me to
Starting point is 00:38:13 bring you something that maybe you broke your charger or you couldn't get to target for some toothpaste this grown-ass man before la goes hey dog, you got everything packed? Yeah, bro, packed it. I'm all good. What about you? Yeah, I'm straight, man. Hey, I kind of need a favor. All right, I'm thinking I'm,
Starting point is 00:38:33 I think worst case scenario, I'm gonna have to drive to his house, help him with something. Oh no. Hey dog, got a couple spare pairs of drawers. I said, are you kidding me? me you're kidding we're about to go perform get on an aircraft live our best life and you need my underwear super sick no i don't know what happened me neither wash your fucking wash your clothes
Starting point is 00:39:03 no it's the thing is It's so far now. Like from my closet to my laundry. Oh, no, that's not what I meant. Oh, it's so far. It's a whole story under. Oh, God forbid I left one on the first floor. Got to walk through the second up to the third where my laundry basket is and take it down back to the second.
Starting point is 00:39:23 God forbid. Yeah, you brought that one upon yourself i didn't mean it i love that somebody swiped up on your story and said your shit looks empty what i said you said it's hard to fill up three stories that's the thing can i say this that's the thing that's the thing i love y'all to death and i love that we can we have good banter banter yeah but we gotta understand there's there's 10 years of friendship here almost right there's certain things cam can say to me that doesn't hurt my feelings because i know cam you mother when y'all say it sometimes it just hurts all right just cuts deep so let's be nice to payton let's be nice to payton hashtag be nice
Starting point is 00:40:02 but i asked for draws because why not because why because you have some of my panties still no i don't you don't have any none of my panties are in your in your washer never in a million years have i had your panties in my washer if anything you're the underwear we can't do this podcast anymore check your underwear right now i swear to god if you're wearing a pair of mine we're done why was that images were down there that was like a low hanging like it's a stand like a pitch oh you're shit those pants like that for Grandpa Gene when you were putting them back on.
Starting point is 00:40:47 They look like you're about to sit on a riding lawnmower. Now, what did he do to you? Now, what did he do to you? Straight to music! Break the wall! Damn it! Break the wall! I swear to God, if this podcast fails and he takes three months of a YouTube course,
Starting point is 00:41:09 you could be a street dancer. You could literally be like, no. Oh, okay. Can I say this story real quick? I'm about to say a story that's honest, dead ass honest. And I forgot until you just said that. Put your damn hat on. The first time I went to Vegas, I was 15 years old.
Starting point is 00:41:23 We were singing at the D. Yeah, we were staying at the D in Dallas, not in Dallas, in Las Vegas, the D. I don't even know if it's still up. I've never heard of it.
Starting point is 00:41:31 One of my friends got his... Janky ass hotel. One of my teammates got in a big fist fight over 2K. Got his ass whooped. That was the first time I heard a fight in person.
Starting point is 00:41:38 His face against the fist sounded like you're hitting concrete. I was like, that hurts. But that's how I was... My family calls it the beat down at the D. Shout out to... I think he's married now um hope your face is good um i think you watch this too i'm so sorry um that's a great story though it was a great time
Starting point is 00:41:55 and one time he was standing over fell asleep like at that night because he was so mad he fell asleep like this on a chair while we were all asleep. He was like this. He had dreads too on his face. He was like... Bro, I was scared. I was like, he might kill us all
Starting point is 00:42:11 in the morning. Preston was terrified. Preston was there? Yeah. Preston hooped? No. Preston just stayed with us. Preston would have been
Starting point is 00:42:17 a mean, a mean rim defender. Imagine his picks, bro. He's playing defense like this. He's got four hands. He's like, look. He's playing defense. He's like, Imagine his picks bro Preston hates us He's the best roaster. He's the best holy but okay. Well, let's fix be like He would lead the league in efficient picks.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Alright, this is what happened to Vegas, right? Speaking of street dancers. I'm sorry. I just thought about Preston shooting a free throw. Holy shit, dog. To break the backboard.
Starting point is 00:42:59 Why do you make Preston knock me? I don't know. He's not... Preston has great legs. Like, honestly, he has phenomenal legs. Good hooves. He's gonna dropkick me. Preston he has phenomenal legs. Good hooves.
Starting point is 00:43:05 He's going to dropkick me. Preston kicked me one time. It hurt. He droppedkicked me and covered my whole chest. I'm done. It's going to be like this. I'm going to take up the whole thing. 15-1.
Starting point is 00:43:15 Love you, Preston. We were sitting at the D. We were walking through, and they had Magic Mike. The actual performers. They did a show there. Wait, is this about the guy who got a mask? No, no, that was a side story. But I was walking, and that's when I was really in my actor mode.
Starting point is 00:43:32 I was like, I want to be an actor. I want to be a performer. There's something I want to do. I want to entertain people. So I thought, I was like, I could do that. And so. I don't know why your mom just didn't slap your ass a couple times. I was successful because she did.
Starting point is 00:43:48 So I remember I went to the room while my parents were out. I got my underwear and on the thing they were wearing like pongs. No, I didn't own ones. You tucked in your ass. I was shaking my ass in the mirror- By yourself? Did you put your dad's necktie on? And then I was playing like the Black Eyed Peas in the background. They have boom boom boom!
Starting point is 00:44:20 I was like- My shit was still hairy back then too. Eww! You were sitting there- Boom boom! Oh my- My shit was still hairy back there too. Eww! You were sitting there, Boom boom boom! Boom boom boom! I was like, immediately I was like, I don't have the body for this. No you don't.
Starting point is 00:44:37 It's like if they needed one of the mini black crickets to come in. Why do their legs look thicker than mine? Oh my god, you at 15- How much did you weigh at 15? 95, so I could weigh... 25 cents a day. Oh, bro. Like, whenever we'd go to church as a kid, they'd be like, pray for him.
Starting point is 00:44:55 They're like, he needs the extra plate of food. Did you record it? Oh, no, no, no. But I had one of those eye flips. I recorded everything. I want to find that footage. I used to record and vlog everything. I vlogged my first flight when I was 13.
Starting point is 00:45:08 Dude, my first flight was the worst thing ever. Wait, why? My first flight was also to Vegas for basketball. First flight ever. I was super prepared looking at videos. I brought gum, headphones, bought a water in the airport, asked for a Sprite. Everything I could do. Music.
Starting point is 00:45:21 I sat with my teammate and longtime friend, Taurus. You know Taurus. Shout out to Taurus. This motherfucker. No headphones. No gum. a dude music i sat with my teammate and longtime friend taurus you know no taurus that's taurus this motherfucker no headphones no gum i i swear to god he drank five full kansas sprites like every time every time he got one he drank it and he was like ma'am you mind if i have one more and she'd be like he's sitting there dog my ears are popping you think we could go one and one on your headphones i said bro i was gonna listen to my music he's like dude i my ears are popping you think we could go one and one on your headphones i said bro i was gonna listen to my music he's like dude i'm down to listen to whatever you got i'm sharing headphones he's sitting there twitching moving and shit
Starting point is 00:45:52 cannons just downing sprite farting his life away he's like ah my ears pop can i have some of your gum like it was just it was so god it was just an annoying flight for two hours. My first flight was with Aunt Carolyn because she flew all the time for work. And I always wanted to go on a plane. And I wanted to be a YouTuber. You got a quick one in Dobricks for like two seconds. Yeah, she was like, I could only imagine what a 30-minute full session is. And so she was like, I'll take you on a flight. I got points with American Airlines.
Starting point is 00:46:22 And we lived in Austin. She was like, we'll fly to Dallas and fly black. Fly black. Fly black. We did fly black. We fly and fly back. And so I remember I vlogged the airport and I was like, and I had a big, like, it was a gift.
Starting point is 00:46:35 I'm a flying cowboy. I had a big DSLR too. And I had no shame back then. I was carrying it to the airport like this. I was like, gang, welcome back to the YouTube channel. I didn't have a YouTube channel. Welcome back to the YouTube channel. And I was like hey welcome back to the youtube channel i don't have a youtube channel welcome back to youtube channel and i was like flipping it and dude now with a youtube channel and real cameras you're like this it's because now people know who i am yeah guys so
Starting point is 00:46:53 we're in the airport right i know that's that dude a first flight that's a hilarious yeah holy shit i wish i wish we could have the power or find a website or something, a free one preferably, you know what I mean, to where we could make those, like, the stick animation videos. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, stop motion. Like, make a little story, bro. Oh, my God. Those are so fun.
Starting point is 00:47:13 Those would be fun. Like, what they do for all the JRE episodes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be fun. That would be so fun. The You Should Know Podcast. P, have you ever been sitting around and just get charged for something you completely forgot about? Like those monthly subscriptions that I made like in 2019?
Starting point is 00:47:28 A monthly subscription, a double payment for this, something you've been a member of for three years and you've never been? Too many times. The other day I literally got charged for an annual gym membership fee, haven't been to it since Arkansas. You forgot that gym existed. Arkansas. I don't live there anymore. How'd you fix it? I tried to call them.
Starting point is 00:47:44 They said, oh, you have to be here in person. I said, that's not going to happen. It's a 360 deal. I said, can I speak to a manager? Yeah, he'll be back from his lunch break in two hours. I said, what kind of lunch is he eating? But anyway, you know what I did instead? What?
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Starting point is 00:48:56 The You Should Know Podcast. I don't know. Thinking about all this, like, first-time stuff, I don't know. I'm an emotional guy. Like, I don't know. I just get emotional. Me too. It's good to think.
Starting point is 00:49:04 Okay, if you take it too far you always get like these weird little soppy ass uh not soppy it's not even a word uh soppy is a word soppy is a word soppy is not a word sappy is what i meant to say soppy is a word soppy is not a word you never stop something up stop something up you know what i mean like when you put like bread like in water sop it up soggy no soggy no i'm talking about like when you get a plate and you got like yams and and and like yams in a roll and you sop it up and you eat it you know what i'm talking about okay one why did it become thanksgiving and two that's called scooping no sopping it up you know what sop is i tried to say sappy, like your attitude, you little princess,
Starting point is 00:49:45 and I accidentally messed up and said soppy. Soppy's not a real- You never sop something up? What do you think I'm trying to say? You're not saying shit. Soppy's not a word. Yes, it is. You're thinking of soggy.
Starting point is 00:49:56 That's the texture. Soggy's the texture. Scooping is the action. Where the hell does soppy come into play? Sop is sop it up. You never sop something up? Sop it up. Hey, you never like drop something? You never like spill it on the table and your mom's? Sop is sop it up. You never sop something up? Sop it up. Hey, you never like drop something?
Starting point is 00:50:05 You never like spill it on the table and your mom's like, hey, sop that up? Sop that up. That one is soak. Soak that up. No, soak it up is like when you're laying it on it. That's soaking it up. When you lay something on it, it's soaking it up. When you do this, you're sopping it up.
Starting point is 00:50:20 You're scooping. And when your bread touches soup, it's soppy. No. And when you're acting like that princess, it's sappy. No, listen. You're talking about actions, verbs, and adjectives. Right? Those confuse me still.
Starting point is 00:50:30 I'm good at English. Soppy's not shit. Yes, listen. Listen with your freaking brain. You got a big head. It should be a lot of information that can go in there. Dumbass boy. This is what...
Starting point is 00:50:40 Okay, listen. You got a yam. You know what yams are. I love yams. You got a roll. You know what rolls are. Are the yams candied? Hello. Hello. Brown sugar. You know what rolls are. Are the yams candied? Hello.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Hello. Brown sugar. You know what rolls are, like those big muffins you got on your back end. You get a roll, right? And you got a yam. You know there's that leek and juice, right? Yes. Don't wink at me.
Starting point is 00:50:56 Why? And then you take that roll and you sop it up. Scooping. It's not a goddamn. It's not queso, dumbass. But you're scooping. Scooping has to lay on there. Okay. Sop it up. It goes in. goddamn. It's not queso, dumbass. But you're scooping. Scooping has to lay on there. Soap it up. It goes in.
Starting point is 00:51:09 Soap it goes in. Soap it goes in. Did you puncture it? No, but it's water. It's wet. In a bready substance. Soaping it up. Soggy! No, that's what it feels. It's soggy afterwards. After you sop it, it gets soggy.
Starting point is 00:51:22 You don't sop anything. Don't touch me in my foot ever again in your life i'm sorry i touched your michael jordan air flight 23 reimagine threes okay here we go your retro amazing shoes here we go if i took a spoon in a bowl of soup and i did this what am i doing scooping it okay if i took a chip with queso and i did this what am i doing scooping it okay if i took exactly what i'm saying if i took exactly what i'm saying it's exactly what i'm saying if i I took... That's exactly what I'm saying. That's exactly what I'm saying. If I took... That's exactly what I'm saying....a piece of bread and put it in my mashed potatoes and went like that. Stop it.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Scooping it! Listen, do you understand why you're wrong? Just shut the... I'm not wrong. Hey, you can't do this and do this. You know what I mean? Can't do this and do this. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Why do you point to your heart? Listen. You said you can't do this and do this. Listen, listen. Ow. Do you understand what you do this and do this. Listen. Listen. Do you understand what you said? With a spoon. Well, how is it?
Starting point is 00:52:09 It's a scooped material. Shut the f*** up. Shut up. Shut up, dude. God damn it. Shut up. F*** me. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:52:28 I couldn't even get the first letter out I fucking lost it Go With this spoon right It has a utensil on it that's like a little bowl The bowl When you get a chip it comes with a little bowl Incorrect Even if you do this I can still hear you Shut up when I'm explaining this When you get a chip, it comes with a little bowl. Incorrect.
Starting point is 00:52:47 Even if you do this, I can still hear you. Shut up when I'm explaining these. Sorry. You know my spit's battery acid, too. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. There's a difference. Sopping it up is an action oh my god you can only you can only what's the word you're trying to use scoop you can only scoop with a scooper with a scooping utensil a sop is like you're not bringing anything up with it sopping it up is like mixing a material you know what i mean it's like bread and you're getting the juice. You're sopping up the juice infusing it
Starting point is 00:53:26 Maybe that's You spit in my iris Like my pupil has your DNA on it now. I hope you know the only thing on he's got my DNA. Hello. Good morning coffee soggy sappy scooping mixing and Soggy, sappy, scooping, mixing, and there was another real word in there. Soaking?
Starting point is 00:53:49 Soaking. Soaking, scooping, mixing, soggy, and sappy. Do you understand there's a difference between soaking and sopping? Soaking is you just sit it on there and it's soaking everything up. Sop, you take it and you sop it up. So you're saying a sop is a mixture of a scoop and a soak. Yes. Bullshit.
Starting point is 00:54:09 People are going to know what I'm talking about. That makes no sense. People of my descent. That might, okay. People of the Slavic Caucasus mountains. That's not the, oh my God. Whatever, bro. You're all right, bro.
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Starting point is 00:55:27 off right with the good habit by going to tryfume.com slash ysk to grab the journey pack today fume is giving listeners of the you should know podcast 10 off when they use our code ysk to help make starting the good habit that much easier. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. All right, there's a story that you said you wanted to tell me. Bro, I heard this through the phone the other day. It involves Liv's father. I love Liv's father.
Starting point is 00:55:57 Amazing father-in-law. Great. OG Papa T. OG Papa T. Keep it going, honey. High school sports. That's his podcast. This man, so he gets to go on trips for work, right? Okay.
Starting point is 00:56:08 So he goes to Mexico, has a great time. He says, every time I go to Mexico, I get a massage. I'm like, ooh, smart man. Hello. They're fantastic. So he goes, the first time he got a massage there, the woman said, the woman came back, and he was still in his swim trunks.
Starting point is 00:56:22 Okay. She was like, yeah, take your clothes off. So he's like, do I get naked? He says naked. He's like, do you want me to get naked? Can I paint the picture of what this man looks like? Go for it. How tall is he?
Starting point is 00:56:34 How tall is your dad? Like 5'11", 6' flat? I would say 6' big black dude. Like massive big black dude. Thank you. I can't say that. So, alright. Bald head. So that's what he looks like. Bald, big black guy thank you i can't say that so all right bald head so that's
Starting point is 00:56:45 who looks like bald big black guy fantastic here we go he's in his trunk she's like sir get naked he's like naked like fully naked she's like yeah yeah so he's like i'm keeping my drawers on so he keeps the drawers he's like yeah she tucked me and everything he says so this year so now fast forward a year okay same work trip he gets to go back living it up amazing he goes gets his massage he said the girl he said the girl goes undress i'm gonna leave the room i'll come back in a couple minutes i'll knock whenever you're ready he said so i remember what she had told me last year right so i got full-blown butt ass i swear to god he goes he goes i got butt ass naked right but i to God. He goes, I got butt ass naked, right? But I thought I had to wait for her to tell me to get under the covers.
Starting point is 00:57:29 He said he was sitting on the corner of the masseuse bed like this. He was like that meme. Yeah, like that meme. He literally was like this. Butt ass naked. He said she walked in and she went, then literally walked out and she's like
Starting point is 00:57:47 sir what do you do he's like last year you told me to get naked he said so i was just waiting this imagine that bro just a big ass guy butt naked hunched over like his halftime at a local football game was he looking at the door, probably staring at the door waiting, just like, just butt-ass naked, bro. And then, to top it all off, he's like, yeah, it was crazy. She still came in. I got under the covers. She gave me the massage, and it was so good, I fell asleep in it. I was like, there's no way, bro.
Starting point is 00:58:21 I really want to call him and get his. That is frightening. I bet she was terrified. When he said that, oh, my God. She was terrified. Oh, my God. He's a massive man. Just a massive man. Yeah, he's a massive man just hanging out.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Just chilling, bro. Just like this. Probably has like a beer or something. Yeah, booty butt ass naked with just glasses on. On the corner of a masseuse bed. Not a single linen is draped over your body. He's just butt ass naked. Okay, so I got my first massage recently whenever we all went, right?
Starting point is 00:58:56 Yeah. Yeah, yours was so much better. It was great massage, but they said take your clothes off, right? Yeah. But you know I do everything in my socks. Like, everything. Did y'all keep y'all socks on? No. I have a zombie foot.
Starting point is 00:59:11 And I take my shit off. But we know you. You don't care about anybody but yourself. No. In that, I have paid for a full body massage. The only area you will not be touching is my willy. Okay? Everything else, go for it.
Starting point is 00:59:24 That's the only thing. She didn't get my butt cheeks. I love my butt cheeks getting rubbed. Dude, I do too. I really do. She really be touching is my willy. Okay? Everything else, go for it. That's the only thing. She didn't get my butt cheeks. I love my butt cheeks getting rubbed. Dude, I do too. I really do. She really didn't get my ass either. Get a good forearm in the butt. Not in the butt.
Starting point is 00:59:31 On the butt. Forearm. Anybody else seeing stars right now? Elbow is what you mean. You want her to forearm like this? You never forearmed your butt? That might be for pleasure. No, it is.
Starting point is 00:59:40 Not masseuse. Not massage pleasure. You're not working any kinks out with a forearm. I like my butt getting played. Hello, menus on the table. Welcome in. Pick where you want to sit. Why are you all so dirty?
Starting point is 00:59:51 I'm being honest. Because an elbow is a masseuse practice. No, because the reason I have such a strong little butt is, well, I got a big butt, but a strong butt is because in high school, I'd always do box jumps and squats. My butt got big. That's why I got stretch marks, like chia barks. You can see the growth. It would always be sore.
Starting point is 01:00:08 When I had a girlfriend, I'd sit and form my butt. Bro, literally two nights ago, we're getting ready to go to bed. I take my shirt and shorts off. I'm just in my boxers. She just starts cracking up laughing. I'm like, what? She goes, babe, your ass is ass is big she's like it shouldn't jiggle when you walk and i said all right no i said i need to go get like i need to get something taken out this is might be a patreon story but the last girl i talked to like almost dated right we should stay over like we should
Starting point is 01:00:40 sleep over i'm so awkward i'm a grown-ass man. She would stay at my house. There's extra room. She would stay at my house, but when you sleep, like I sleep in underwear, right? Like I'm going to bed. I have to be comfortable. Underwear, socks. That's what I go to. Hat.
Starting point is 01:00:56 That is... Underwear, socks, and a ball cap to go to sleep? You just got out of Rikers. That is not your. I don't know freedom yet. You don't trust anybody, including lonesomeness. Like, but she has a, she had a thing where she would like, she would have to be like clothed when she would sleep. Okay.
Starting point is 01:01:17 I thought you were gonna say fully naked. No, that's fine. I'm always for that. Go ahead. Day long. Kyle, good morning. When she would sleep in a hoodie, she would sleep in a hoodie she would sleep in a hoodie and like she was but he's acceptable and she was into fashion so she would have like those
Starting point is 01:01:30 thick ass like designer hoodies unacceptable and then she would wear like windbreakers like so you'd hear that and so i'd be trying to like get in there and spoon and i my skin would burn dog i don't want to get rashes on your thigh I don't want to be- You're getting rashes on your thigh. I don't want to be creeping my babe. Take them off. Like, you know what I mean? She's comfortable. I'll be like-
Starting point is 01:01:50 But I have to fall- Like, if I'm dating somebody, I have to fall asleep touching you. But you're making me uncomfortable. Bro, we have a king-size bed and Olivia is like- Like, on my ass to go to sleep. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:02 There's like literally three three feet of space over there Ruby's curled up in the crotch so my knee's already exposed Liv's tucking her legs under my legs now my hips are out of place
Starting point is 01:02:12 and my back is turned like but that's different I don't have to be cuddling I have to touch you something like a foot a hand something
Starting point is 01:02:19 yeah you scraped the shit out of me when we had to share that bed that damn talent of a toe was like never again. I got another I got a question for you.
Starting point is 01:02:31 It's not a story. I have a question for you. Okay. Because I thought about this the other day after I watched the trailer. Okay. If you were on the run
Starting point is 01:02:39 like from law enforcement Why would I be careful? Don't be careful me. If you were on the run for crime whatever Okay. I'm talking GTA like you're at four stars about to hit five there's sirens around the city there might be a helicopter if you were on the run what would your plan of attack be because i know it's gonna be awful what would you do if you're trying to get away from the
Starting point is 01:02:59 city's best all law enforcement is coming after you sewage sewage or a bridge are you are you Donatello what do you mean sewage you're gonna jump down there and talk to your rat father and see what he can conjure for you go get your staff I need more information. Is it helicopters or feet? No officer's going to be running you down on foot. It's not a track race. What am I in?
Starting point is 01:03:31 You're going to be in a Dodge Charger speeding with sirens. What am I in? You're in a car. You're in your car. Under an 18-wheeler. All right, Vin Diesel. You're not Need for Speed. You're not Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Starting point is 01:03:43 Stop living through movies. No, a tunnel. Bro, now you're not James Bond Speed. You're not Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Stop living through movies. No, a tunnel. Bro, you're about... Now you're not James Bond. Give me a realist against you. Honestly, I'd cry. You can't cry. You've already committed a felony.
Starting point is 01:03:57 It's not me! And you're just going to keep driving. No, I have a Tesla. Oh, you're going to prison if you just kept driving. No, honestly, what I would do, right? going to prison if you just know what no honestly what I would do right You would start crying. I would find section 8 No, I would go to a section 8 right where they like I would go to section 8 apartments, right? Because I've stayed in a lot of them
Starting point is 01:04:17 So I know how they work and a lot of people use like clothes hangers to dry their clothes outside So I'd run on those and hide behind the clothes hangers. And then while I'm going, I would switch into a flannel. Your mind is so, so damn feeble. It is unbelievable. You'd switch into a flannel. You have police officers. Like I said, you might be, a helicopter might be on its way.
Starting point is 01:04:42 Okay. I mean, I'm talking. So there's no helicopter. Oh, then I'm talking. So there's no helicopter. Not yet. Oh, then I'm good. No, you're not. You're talking about going on a clothesline, switching into a flannel, hiding on a wall. So no.
Starting point is 01:04:51 Jumping down to Master Splinter. That changes it. If there's no helicopter, then I'm going tunnel first or under a bridge. They're right behind you. They're right. They're going in the tunnel with you. This is you. No, but I'm willing to do things that most people wouldn't.
Starting point is 01:05:07 I would hide in shit. Where am I in? Here! Like downtown? Dallas! I'm downtown? Yes. So if I'm downtown, I'll run into a-
Starting point is 01:05:17 You're like underground Dakota Steakhouse. I'm going to go back there, put a chef hat on, and start cooking. No, honestly, the first thing I do is change clothes and find some scissors. That's the first thing I do. change clothes and find some scissors that's the first thing i do why i start running why no hell no why scissors no okay listen i take i take the i take the race i take the chase off of cars i make sure they're on foot with me okay that's decent then i find scissors and a change of clothes because they have a description of me skinny black man running right yeah it looks like his spine's a little crooked so then slight scoliosis so then i would try to find as much layers as i could i would wear big big clothes it's not that cold
Starting point is 01:05:56 change my pants it doesn't matter okay change my pants change everything so the clothes description changes so you're sprinting full sprint away from other human being grown men that are chasing you while you're changing clothes like that and so look clothes are changed but then when my when i'm running my hat flies off right so they know that this hair right you're not about to cut your that's what the scissors comes right you mean to tell me You honest to believe You're full sprinting You're gonna go Yes And leave him a little
Starting point is 01:06:30 Hansel and Gretel breadcrumbs Then I find the closest Ulta The closest Ulta You're in the forest At this point You're just gonna pop out I thought I was in the city You said I was in the city
Starting point is 01:06:42 So you're doing all this On a sidewalk No Where they can easily see you Sewage Pop up into the Your fucking story is pissing me off And then I pop up into the Ulta right
Starting point is 01:06:51 I already changed my clothes I cut my hair Now Makeup There's a sewage outlet In the middle of a beauty store No but like right outside of it How do you think where the poop goes
Starting point is 01:07:01 Listen alright Now I'm in the Ulta right Change my clothes Haircut I look a little gross I smell like shit Then I put on as much makeup as I can Ah Makeup How do you think where the poop goes? Listen, all right. Now I'm in the altar, right? Change my clothes, haircut. I look a little gross. I smell like shit. Then I put on as much makeup as I can. Ah!
Starting point is 01:07:09 Makeup. Then I go into the cash register on top of the counter. Panels in the roof, right? Where the air conditioning goes. Your life is a movie. And then I hide up there. Five stars. So then the second a singular officer walks in,
Starting point is 01:07:25 all the terrified women from the guy with the botched haircut and now a full face of makeup that smells like manure, he's very skinny, and his lower back is unbelievably hairy, they're not going to say, he's up there. They're not going to go, he's right there. Because you're damp, you're not crawling. Yes, I am. Have have you seen i have a good you can't crawl you can't crawl good oh that was two crawls and you've already popped the nut
Starting point is 01:07:59 and you have way more real estate your ass is moving moving. And then, I get into a Dick's Morning Goods because it's a shopping mall. Are you in a shopping mall? Yes. I go into a Dick's Morning Goods. How'd you know? This is the worst story ever. I think,
Starting point is 01:08:16 okay, okay, okay. You just fused like nine films together. Get out of here. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that like nine films together. Get out of here. I think it's time for people's favorite segment.
Starting point is 01:08:27 You know what that is? Pop culture. Pay in a cam. Pop culture. Pay in a cam. Pow. Pop culture. I got one.
Starting point is 01:08:36 I'll go first. UFC, guys. Yep, UFC. 100%. UFC 296 this Saturday. What do you want? Super excited for it. I'm going to keep it short, sweet, and simple.
Starting point is 01:08:44 Mine's actually funny, guys, so wait. Four of the fights on the main card all have a fighter that I will, like, outrightly be, that's not a real word,
Starting point is 01:08:51 outwardly be rooting for. I like them. The fight's going to be fantastic. Who are you fighting in the main event? Who are you rooting for in the main event? Okay, that's the tough one
Starting point is 01:08:59 because I don't care because I don't like Colby Covington, but I don't like Leon Edwards. So that's one I'm just like, it's a championship fight, can't wait to watch it. That's how I was? That's the only one I don't care. That's how I, but I don't like Leon Edwards. So that's one I'm just like, it's a championship fight. Can't wait to watch it. That's how I was.
Starting point is 01:09:06 That's the only one I don't care. That's how I was until Colby said that at the press conference. And I get selling a fight, but there's certain points. Yeah. If my dad got murdered and you said that about my dad. Yeah. I don't even care about the fight. He said, I'm going to bring you to the seventh layer of hell on Saturday night.
Starting point is 01:09:18 Maybe we can say hi to your dad while you're there too. It's great at selling fights, but there's a certain line you don't cross, right? Leon threw that bottle at him. Anyway, that's mine. You already know mine. I would have killed him. UFC, can't wait to see it. We're going to all watch it together.
Starting point is 01:09:29 That main event is going to be bad blood central. They're going to be so just intense. Who do you have winning? Bro, I think I got Colby winning. Probably. Colby's cardio is otherworldly. It's like Diaz brothers when they were in the prime. Colby's jogging is broken again.
Starting point is 01:09:42 Yeah. But that's mine. UFC 296. My pop culture is, I was scrolling on the timeline, right? Mm-hmm. You know, we all know a rapper of the name of Kevin Gates. Interesting character. I don't even know if we can just classify him as a rapper anymore.
Starting point is 01:09:54 He is a- Interesting character. He says he started a car with his bare hands. No, he didn't. Shout out to him. I saw a video of somebody doing it, though, in Mexico. He's a freak. Yeah. Some could argue the freak and all the women i know that are like that religiously listen to kevin gates i i know they're i know them and i'm like makes
Starting point is 01:10:12 sense you know what i mean so there's a part of the show kevin gates concert where he brings a woman on stage sits him in a chair now that's very popular through the years of concerts janet jackson used to do it. And you know, you normally give them like a little sexual thing. One less lonely girl. Justin Bieber used to bring flowers,
Starting point is 01:10:29 sing one less lonely girl. Kevin Gates, on the other hand, right, Kevin Gates, on the other hand, sat this woman down on a chair
Starting point is 01:10:35 and stood behind her, right? So she's sitting down on the chair, right? Okay. And this is PG-13. Almost rated R.
Starting point is 01:10:42 So kids, click off. Stranger, right? Just a fan. Just sitting down on a chair. So kids, click off. Stranger, right? Just a fan. Just sitting down on a chair. Knows nothing about her. She's sitting down on a chair like this.
Starting point is 01:10:50 Kevin Gates has the microphone standing up behind her. I already hate this. He grabs her throat, right? It's sexual, right? That's what you... He didn't know you were signing up for. Grabs her throat. Brings her chin back like this.
Starting point is 01:11:01 So now her head's hanging off the back of the chair with Kevin Gates standing over her. Now, I didn't watch this with audio because I knew something nazar was going to happen. I'm kidding. He starts looking down at her while holding her, right? He's holding her. And then I see his mouth moving a lot. Oh, no, no, no. And I'm like, he's not talking.
Starting point is 01:11:23 Seems like he's trying to conjure something up. He goes, spits three droplets, one big one, two little ones, into this woman's mouth. This woman goes and just starts looking around in the crowd. Now, as soon as I saw the spit already going i was like i can listen with audio now i want to know what the after effect and what the crowd was thinking i i was like if the crowd's into this everybody in there needs to be in a federal penitentiary penitentiary everybody needs their freedom revoked if they're cheering for this some woman that's recording goes that's nasty as shit we got one good one at least
Starting point is 01:12:06 now right bro i was thinking oh my god i couldn't imagine i was thinking did this girl show up alone does she have a boyfriend does she eventually want one she definitely she definitely has at bare minimum this girl definitely has a guy she's talking to. Not anymore. A guy she's entertaining. A boyfriend. A side piece. Now. Something. Now, Liv.
Starting point is 01:12:29 She just got spat in her mouth. Liv, who is your musician crush? You're so attracted to this guy. Male. Male. Of all time, you're so attracted. Like, oh my God. Like he's sexy.
Starting point is 01:12:42 You can say it. Watch it, though. Anybody. Let's see. Usher. usher right say cam wasn't in your life right usher calls you on stage and he goes damn man you look good damn man you look good hey town good though you're a little intoxicated right you've been having a fun time usher calls you out out of the thousands of girls i want you olivia he smells like egyptian oils i don't i don't he sits you down and he goes you want to be on stage with me sing this next song this love song you got it bad why do you look so like into this and then and then he goes okay but his his pa his stage hand comes up be like okay he's gonna be a little seductive with you on stage.
Starting point is 01:13:26 Is that okay? And you go, yeah. Okay, cool. That's part of the show. But as you're sitting on the stoop. Stop smiling. He opens your mouth to spit in it like a baby bird. Would you, what would you do?
Starting point is 01:13:41 That's a good one. Now, I'm thinking there's about three or four women in this world that are singers. You're like, I'll drink your bath water. All right, that was Pop Culture Paying It Can. Pop Culture Paying It Can. We have a minute and 50 left before our hard drive runs out. So give them a... All right, guys.
Starting point is 01:14:03 This, I can take that off because I'm no longer creepy and scared by his story but this is episode 91 we absolutely love y'all extendo clip extendo draws is going to be on patreon make sure to go check that out koala club members you've already seen it it's already amazing whatever does it data bada bida bada boom that is a horrid fit that looks like what billy eilish wore on the late day show this is what girls used to wear in like elementary school. Yeah, facts. Awful fit. This week's code is BNP. Oh, freak. Shut up. BNP, what did we talk about?
Starting point is 01:14:35 Well, it could be BNTP, but T is a little too late. Shut up. T stands for two. BNP. What did we argue about earlier? Be nice to Peyton. Oh. We don't have time. You said it in the very beginning and it stuck with me. Be nice to Peyton, damn it.
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