You Should Know Podcast - OUR GIRLFRIENDS EXPOSE US! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: June 15, 2026

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Wayfair, every style, every home. What's up, guys? It's Peyton and Cam from the Yushan O podcast. Did you know you can watch the You Should Know Podcast on Spotify? If you're subscribed to Spotify premium, you don't get any Spotify ads during our show. Hey everybody, welcome back to Usenau podcast episode 2.21. We got co-host cam back in the studio. FDO, FTF, first day out, dropped out the form.

Who is that? I was trying to censor myself and it ruined the song. You censured yourself into a stroke? You said, poochic-c-boot. I said, FD-O, FDF, first day, B, but jump out the phone. Fuck, you sound like Miss Frizzle. Dude, I mean, if that's not proof,

there's some songs that aren't made for the radio. No. I mean, they don't give a flying hell if that's on the radio. We, okay, I go, that one's good, right? Let's break the fourth wall here. We had a conversation. We're like, let's try not to cut so much within the first couple minutes,

because, like, last week's episode, it was like, you, you don't even, and I was just like, hot, man, I need to cool it. Yeah, unless you're on the Patreon, link in the description below you get everything ad free and uncensored every single episode and a Patreon exclusive

and Dr. P and our eight other shows. Can't what is that money? It's not real, isn't it? It's not. No, I really wish it was. Dude, this is real, I'm not gonna lie, this be the first time I would openly admit to stealing from you. I'd be like, this is really, I would have bin took it.

I would have been took it. Openly admitting you've stole from me so that means you've stolen from me and you've hit it? So anyway, next time. No, no, I'm saying, what just happened? You just looked like my son. That is pure acid reflux right there.

Dude, okay. Oh, dude, stop. You're making me real mad. You're making me real mad. You have acid reflux. I know. That's what babies do. Babies don't know anything,

but they know that. Every time... That's what they do to get it out. But every time I do something that I've been doing for 27 years because I'm a growing man, you go, dude, my baby does that. That's not. That's so funny.

My baby does what you're doing right now. I'm a dad. What is that? So my third day out here. Dude, my baby does what you're doing. It's so cute. That is not. I don't even say that.

I said this is probably. I'd argue this the first time I said that. I'd argue that's the first time I said that. That's the first time I've said that. What else do you do? That I'm like, oh, dude, myelin does that. No, remember last week I threw up in my mouth and you're like, did I know that sound? It's not my fault.

You're like a baby penguin. You're doing baby activities and then you're getting mad that I compared to my new baby. What is some baby stuff that I do? One, that's the biggest. Vomiting in your own mouth. That, dude. I have to. That is beyond gross, by the way.

Yeah. As an adult, let it go. Get it out. No. You audibly went, oh, no, there's a chunk in there too. Oh, no, it hits the bag of my teeth, and I catch it, and I switch it around a little bit to see what kind of... Yeah, I'm sorry. I know some people are eating.

Oh, my God! Speaking of disgusting! If you see me itching my legs a lot right now, I'm itching my legs a lot right now, I'm itching my legs a ton, and there's a reason that CJ's not here. Loose jeans or... No. I'm having my house inspected right now for bedbucks and termites. I, dude, I look like, I am. There's no, there's no, there's no, oh my God, there is a.

Boom, right here. Boom, right there. Boom, right there. Back of the, right there. Dude, there's one right here. Now I have to be real careful with that one. Oh, God, you go, that could be a bite or a doctor's visit. That's something.

That shouldn't be there. I have like eight bug bikes. Hey. What's up, man? I have eight bug bikes on my legs right now. Dude, I woke up with them. The reason I laughed is because, Guys, he's been talking about this for like two to three days.

Yesterday, he was like, dude, I don't know what it is, man. Are you itching? I'm itching. I'm itching. I'm like, no, I'm good, bro. Are you? He's like, I don't know. The fact they got bad enough to where you sent termite inspect, turmines don't bite humans.

Oh. Termite inspectors to your home. Flea and bug beds. Bed bugs. Flea and bed bags. If you have bedbugs in your house, you can, A, never talk about my home again. It's not my fault. B.

It's not my fault. It's because Sarah brings that dirty dog in that bed. No, Benny gives, like he keeps a couple critters in his back. And it might be CJ, because CJ doesn't leave that room for about six days. Yeah, he's in there. Feed them, oh, the larva, the larvae, the larvae, larvester, oh, oh. And then he comes out to go get pizza. Yeah, we know what you do with that crust.

So currently right now there's bed bug inspectors at my house. So if you see me looking over at my phone, it's because I'm going to get my results. Oh my God. What do you, okay, what do you do you do? You devil's advocate. What do you do? They go, hey, I'm so sorry. We're going to have to house you in a hotel.

You have a mass infestation. Yeah. What would you do? Same thing I did last night. I slept in a hotel. What? I stayed right down the street. I stayed right there.

No, you did not. That's why I was here so early. I stayed right there. You stayed in a hotel last night. Yeah. I finished the game. After I was done the game, I drove downtown Dallas and I got a hotel room. $341 a night.

Expensive hotel. You're so bored. You're so bored. Oh my God, Sarah needs to come back. This man, yeah, I got to say. You have a house that can, that can habit, Habitat, can have a, house 12 people at once. Yes.

And you said, no girlfriend and one bug, I'm going to the hotel. You are, he's way too bored. No, I think most people would agree with me. It grossed me out too much. I was like, I don't know what's going on in here. I don't know where they're at. I feel like they're crawling in me on me everywhere, so I'm going to a hotel.

You understand. And you are, you are, like, I'm talking exponentially more likely to get bedbugs at a hotel than in your own home. No. Not the hotels, I stay at. Yes, you are. Hotel bedbugs is like a thing. No.

Yeah, it is. It is a, that's why people, okay, first off, I don't agree with this people, with this, was it, kilt, what is that word you used to say? It was like a group of people, a cult. Not a cult. I don't know what you're saying. It doesn't matter. Cloth.

No, but, uh, ilk. I do not agree with the ilk of this people. If you go to a hotel and you're bringing hand sanitizer, your own sheets, your own blankets, your own wet wipes and all this stuff, and you're doing all that, just get a job with the hotel. Because why are you doing that?

The whole point of a hotel is to go and stay somewhere for hopefully a night, maybe two, maybe three, and then you leave. You're not busting down cleaning, like you're a cleaning lady at a hotel. You trust that they cleaned it enough, And if you don't, you're at the wrong spot. Okay, doesn't that kind of go against what you just said?

No, I mean, for this save the bed bugs. But no, no, no, you're more likely to get bedbugs. I've never pulled out a Clorox at a hotel. I've never done that one. So you're saying it's crazy that to escape bedbugs, I went to a bed bug ridden place. That's crazy. Yes, that's the crazy part. That's like, I don't want STDs.

I'm going to have. Yeah, literally. Let's go to Harry Hines, pick up a couple. No, like, that's what you did. You said, one bug here. Let's go to the place that literally is known for bugs. That's stupid. Oh my God, dude, no, I have something for you.

Okay. You said, speaking of disgusting. Okay, yesterday we were at the studio. And afterwards, we left. We went to Walmart, right? Remember the snack I got? Yeah, you came out like a granny snack. Okay, I got a, so at Walmart, they had that little section.

It was like a little deli cup. It had some Monterey Jack cheese and some hard cured salami. I said, ooh, yum. So I grabbed that. You remember how you told me not to eat that? Yeah. I threw up twice when I got out. I told you didn't look good, dude.

It didn't look right. I was eating it. It was so good in the moment. I kid you not, I get to the end of the ride, and I was like, ooh. I said, wow.

I guess there wasn't enough calories. I was, oh, God. And I literally get inside. I'm like, hey, babe, oh, hey Malachi, everything. I was like, I think I go to the bathroom real thing. I was like, holy wow, it's hot in here. She was like, I have it at 67.

I said, this isn't good. And I went in the bathroom. And I sat to poop. And I was like, I'm like getting flustered. And I was like, oh, wow. No, I'm gonna vomit. You're like wrong door.

I'm gonna vomit. This is not, this is coming up. It should be going down. Oh, oh. Wide out still. Completely out. And I went, gru-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

And I violently threw up. And I literally stood up and I was like, I was like, Peyton was right. Yeah. It was right. I was, dude, it was bad. Dude, thank God. It was like, it was so weird

because that's the only time of my life, I'm a very bad vomiter. You know, I'm a bad vomit. Me too. The only time I'm even close a respectable throwup is a pukin rally. If I'm blitzed off my ass, I can throw him, just like, dude, where's the next spot?

Exactly. But if it's a genuine throw-up, it's a sickie, we don't do it. We're not, we're not good with it. That was the only time I, it was like, it got out of me and I was good. I think it's because the quickness of it. And it was the amount of food.

It was like literally this much cheese and sausage. It was like 230 calories of salami. Dude, I think it's salami. Yeah. I'm not a salami guy, and I don't know why I got that. Dude, salami makes me feel weird. Salami makes me feel illegal. Dude, it's not of us.

Salami, I feel like the only people that should eat salami are like 60-year-old Italians in New York. Oh, yeah. Like, you cannot be a guy from Wisconsin asking for salami. Wisconsin gives salami, in my opinion. A little bit. I'm not going to lie to those are the worst. They got a lot of cheese. You definitely know they got the meats on the planet.

It's a salami state. That's a salami state. A place that's not a salon. Florida. You can't be in Florida asking for salami. They don't have salami, Florida. California, no shot. No.

We shouldn't, but we do. I think salam is a melting pot. Of what? Everything. That's what they have realized. Oh, dude, Texas is a melting pot of everything. Depends what part Texas, you're in. Oh, heavily depends on it, but I'm saying in the...

Major cities. Even just in the confines of the state of Texas, there's like nothing you can't find. There's nothing you can't find. I don't really want to keep talking about salami. You don't have to. Because you reminded me of Texas, because I drove through Texas today.

No, I didn't. No, you did it. I drove through Texas. You drove a block, apparently. Yeah. I drove through Texas this weekend because I went back home to Austin, Texas. you go. And thank you to everybody that came to the meet and greet. Fantastic. I got to say hi to y'all through the phone while I was driving on a highway, but, you know, at least I got to say hi.

Yeah, I held an impromptu meeting greet because I was, you know, promoting the tour and selling tickets in Austin, Texas for show June 25th. And tickets are on sale right now for all the shows. But I was in Austin, Texas, my hometown, and I posted on my story that, hey, meet me at this location. Yeah. I'm going to be at this location. Yeah. At this certain time. Pretty decent turnout. Really good turnout. Good turnout. If guy got a tattoo of me and K Rob, half of that's definitely going to be a mistake. Now you didn't tell me that part.

Oh yeah, this guy's really cool white kid. He came up, dat me up, really sick, and he goes, hey man, sign my knee. I was like, of all spots, your knee, man. So I get under his knee, I sign it. And I'm really bad with giving people tattoos of my name. Because I always overshoot the size of my penmanship. Oh, yeah. Oh, no.

They'll walk out with a tribal half sleeve and all says, P-S-H-8. It's like 12 inches long. I'm like, oh, you're ruined. You are ruined. Like,

the first store, I remember I gave somebody a tattoos. Like, sign my arm and I took up from like wrist to, to weanis. Like, I took up everything. I mean,

could you imagine. He got it, too. No, I'm not going to say that because that's that, that's giving rude from my part. Yeah. But like, oh, you don't love me enough.

I don't. See, that's crazy. You wouldn't get a tattoo of me? Dude, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You might, you're a tattoo guy, I'm not doing it.

Ever? I would never get you tattoos on me. Why, Kim? Payton, that's strange. No, it's not. I don't have my wife, I don't have my children, I don't have my grandparents or my parents. What does that mean? So I'm not gonna have you!

Okay, because in my mind, I'm still above. So I like, that doesn't, like, make me feel. You're above who? You're above Mike for my skin? Probably. He made me. Half of you? Yeah, and the least is the other half.

There's no way you're above. That's like... Yeah, but you and Mike's relationship isn't like that, though. No, no, I'm not saying you don't have a good relationship with your dad. I'm saying we have a different relationship

where tattoos wouldn't be weird. Dude, I'm not getting you inked on me for eternity. I would die with you on me. What's wrong with that? Just put a little pocket picture of you in my suit jacket. Am I not your best friend?

Yes. Do you not love me? Yes, heavily. Unconditionally. Yeah, well... Yes, I do. Yes. Okay, and so if I'm saying,

hey bro, I'm gonna get a tattoo of you. I come up to you one day. I go, Cam, I'm getting a tattoo of you, bro. Yeah. I'm like, dude, are you sure? I live like this. You really want to. Yeah, dude, I love you.

You know, you changed my life, bro. You really believed in me. And for that, you deserve a permanent spot on my body. I go, well, deserves an interesting word because, you know, it really is your choice. You don't have to. You really don't got to push the pin on that one. And then I go, Cam, I was singing of getting like a symbol and then you can get the matching. Like, I get a C, you get a P.

Oh, oh. Um, hey Malachi, where he's, he's being ruckusy. Oh, I know he's asleep. Oh, uh, mylan. Oh, I'm not asleep too. Oh, live, don't argue with me. Don't argue with me. Don't argue with me.

I'll live argue with me. No, I can't. Okay, say, say, God forbid, I die, you too young. Ooh. Right? Yeah. Surprisingly. Mm-hmm. You miss me a lot.

You'd miss me, right? Yes, I'd miss you a lot. I would miss you a ton. No, no, no, there wouldn't be a day that goes by. And I'm like, and then you're like, how can I commemorate, paid in the best? You would still not get a tattoo with me? It'd be like a portrait right about the fireplace.

Why do I still feel like you wouldn't put a picture in your house? Oh, a picture is easy. I can take it down. I can take it down if it's crooked. It's not permanent. I am allergic to things that are permanent. Like, I don't want permanency. I don't even know that's the word.

You got married. Well, that's my bride. That's my bottom. I love her to death. And I'm not? Yes, you are, but I don't put my penis in you! Just anymore. No, dude, I can't.

I don't know what it is. I would never get you tattooed. I love you. Like, there's no point to try to convince me. I would never get you tattooed. There's eight people I've considered getting tattooed on me. All of them I don't talk to anymore. That's just the difference with me. I feel like, oh, whoa.

Oh my God, you just opened up a new can. What? There's now, okay, even though I'm saying I'd literally never get your face symbol, anything that resembles you on my skin, there's eight people that you thought about getting yatted on you before me. You know the first kind of fucked up? You know the first person ever? Who?

Cooper Tuggle. I was going to get like a, I was going to get a... No, no, no, no, you're breaking code right now. I was going to get a Cooper Tadu. I don't remember what it was going to be. Probably a Longhorn or something. I don't know. Or the Republican Party flag or something.

I don't know. Just the red elephant. And then there's a guy named... Shut up. Shut your mouth. You were going to get another white male friend. Yeah. Yatted before moi.

He was the original you. We did YouTube together, too. Oh. Oh, you didn't do it like this, Cooper Tucky. Oh, you didn't get this, Tucky. You did not get this, boy. I got his... You know, he's still...

He texts me, like, throwing shots at you sometimes. Like, I haven't talked to him, like, four years, and then he'll go... Dude, run the fayed, Cooper. And then he'll be like, hey, um, if, uh, Cam needs a CPA, because he's a CPA now. Oh. He's like, if Cam needs a CPA, let me know, because I'm sure he doesn't know what he's doing. Oh, that's cool, Cooper. Hey, anyway, appreciate the listen.

Uh... I'll open my white... Fight over. Make these white. No, there's no way. Okay, who else? Cooper's not that crazy pool. Cooper, love you, hope you doing good,

never met you, still love you. This is really embarrassing the second one, because we still follow each other on Instagram. His name is Keishon. These aren't even women, bro. You're getting your friends tattooed on you. I'm a good friend. I'm a loyal guy.

That has nothing to do with a good friend. I'm a great friend you. If you got in a fight or someone with life or death, I'd be there in a heartbeat. Yeah, you'd try to break it up before you fought. I'm not getting, I'm not getting, Keishon tatted on me. I'm not gonna get a tattoo of tank on my arm. His is it gonna be a key. Like I was gonna get a key because he caught him key.

Oh dude no no no you just ruined your whole that that's another thing. You're not you're not as real as you think. Why? Because you'd get his face or his name. You put your you're cheating the system. How so? You're a cheating double dipping two-step in broad. How? For Keishon I'm gonna get a key. Yeah. For Cooper I'm gonna get a long horn. For Cam I'd get a symbol. You don't love us like you say. Oh Oh my God, we caught him. You don't love us like you say you do. You're getting, that's no, that's no different to me having your picture up above the firewoods.

Okay, so okay. I don't like you anymore or you know, maybe he was, maybe he was mean, oh, take it down. You, you fall out with Cooper Tuggle? Dude, Longhorn, I'm from Austin. You fall out with Kishon, dude, it's a key to your soul, open your chakra. You fall out with me, whatever that symbol is.

Dude, it's the harmonical tree of life, man. So you wouldn't get a symbol of me, if I'm getting it, if I get Olivia tatted on me, it's gonna say Olivia. No, it's not. It's going to say live. It's going to be L-I-V, because if something ever happens,

I can throw an E and then finish the sentence. Live your truth. There we go. I'm free. Do you have a live your truth tattoo, Cam? That's pretty, yeah. I go live your story of life. Or my kids, I'd get my kid's name.

That's true. My kids forever. Yeah. If I'm getting you tatted, it's saying Peyton, or it's you, or YSK or P-S-A-T-T-E. You said you were going to get a Y-S-K tattoo. Dude, I'm afraid.

All right, I'm afraid, and the more I think I don't want it. You know what? Let's just put it out there. I don't want ink underlayers of my skin forever. Okay. That's fucked up. That's not f***ed up. Oh, dude, speaking of something forever.

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This is really, this kind of is going to go down a dark road, maybe. I hope let's not make it dark, but it is weird. So I was in Nashville for Kane Brown's Bar opening. I talked about this last week, but I forgot to bring this up. I saw the weirdest thing in downtown Nashville. That's a play. If you're going to see some weird, it's Nashville. So if you're ever on Broadway, they have these, like, buses that go through the city,

like go through the street. Like the tour buses. Yeah, they have these buses that go through. having a problem. They have these buses that go down Broadway, but the buses are like party buses and they're like half cut off, so they're open, right?

Yeah, everyone's drinking and talking. Drinking, talking, twerking, like it's like a party bus. Everybody drives by and they go, woo! Yeah. Like it is a turn-up, nasty, sinful environment. Oh my God, it is, yeah. So I was watching this bus drive by

and I was like, oh, wow, that lady, I mean, she was dancing like you. She was like, I would like to see that bus. And they're playing R. Kelly. So I was like, what's going on? Too soon. I don't see nothing wrong. And I was like, I see a lot wrong right here.

So much wrong. So much wrong. Yeah, it was like this 450 pounder like dancing art Kelly. You should have led with that. She's gonna have the transmission on that bus. See, that's a joke. That's a joke and that's a sensitive community. That is, but where was the pole?

Was the pole right? There was no pole. It was an open bus. She was just like in the middle. She had great bass. I'm sure she did. It'd take Brian Erlacker to knock her off her pivot. pivot. It's a comedy podcast, man. Do not, do not get offended.

Get a bullback running through the A gap and get her off her feet. She'd be like, just right back to it. See, I'm learning. Sorry, sorry. No, I'm learning because the comments say stop, stop derailing Cam when he's trying to make insensitive jokes. So you got to deal with these consequences. That's fine. That's fine. But anyway, so there is this girl. She was dancing on the bus to R. Kelly in the middle of Nashville. And I said, playing R. Kelly in general and then out loud. and then in Nashville, because come on.

On a moving bus. Yeah, and I was like, what the fuck is going on? The bus drives past me, and I keep looking at it, because this is astonishing. As it drives past me, I see the back of the bus. On the back of the bus, there was a mural. There's a mural of a fallen Marine. I said there's no way his family agreed to that.

Because he did not die for that. He did not die. not the freedom he fought for. 450-pound R. Kelly dancers. Oh, no. God bless his soul. He did not perish for that. I swear to God, he did not.

I mean, I can bet my asses. He did not die thinking, oh, dude, that's what they're going to do for me. He probably thought maybe a recreational center for the kids, maybe a training course for the youth, maybe heavy investments into the ROTC. Let's give him a big fraud. It's a lot of Kelly on a boss. I'm pissed.

I literally, I said, because Sarah was with me. I said, I literally looked and I said there's no way. There's no way, man. And it had his dates on it too. Oh, my God, it's his birth year to, like, his transitional year. And, you know, I have a close family friend that he was a Marine and he passed away. And so I know the pain that comes with that. Like, we, they.

Real pain. Yeah. I would be. If I'm in the Nashville and I look at the bus and I see my friend Michael on the back of this bus And there's this broad dancing to Art Kelly on it in the middle of the day Oh my god, it was the middle of the day? It was like 2 p.m. It's 2 p.m. on a Thursday

It just stopped raining Oh my god You know it's a little humid on that bus stuck Oh my god that bus three Oh what was the rest of the bus like? Oh my god she couldn't have been the only one. No, there was like, there was like 12 other girls on it, but she was the only one

was the one dancing and she was in the middle. Oh my God, dude. And it came, I saw that bus like eight more times and she was still dancing. I was like, she's stamina, bro. Or she might be on retainer. Like that might be his, that's her bus. It's her brother on the back of the bus. No, okay, that's too much.

That's too much. Oh, that's not too much. But if that's the truth, then I mean, we need a, we need a 60 minutes interview with that family. Yeah. If that was his dying wish, I want to R. Kelly Party Bush on Broadway. Yeah, and I respect all our

soldiers and our fallen soldiers. Oh, that big respect to them. But I think we should honor them better than the back of a national bus. Like, that's not how it should happen. Like, dude, oh, my God. Okay, speaking of a respect thing, one of the craziest things ever happened

to me this past week. Oh, it happened. Okay, so for the sake of protecting their identity, I am not going to name the food establishment that I'm talking about. It is also a place that was me. So sorry. It was also a place that you do not know.

You've never been there. I'm going to tell you off camera because they don't deserve this. Okay. But it was just unbelievable. I love shutting down businesses. So I walk into this place that offers food.

They sell food. It's not like a restaurant. Okay, when I say that, it's like, it's like. I went into this place. I don't know if you've heard of, but they sell clothes. Oh, is that a store?

They sell food. Like, there's ready to go food. You can get hot food there. Like there's a grill. It's like a, it's the weirdest setup for a story ever. But I went to talk. a restaurant. We'll just say that. There we go. I went into a restaurant and as I went in just to eat

in the moment and as I'm in there, they have a whole stand up. They are trying for the first time ever protein donuts. So I said, oh dude, right up my alley. Okay. Okay. Look fantastic. Yes. And it's a free sample and I am a frugal fat. So I said absolutely. Oh, Cameron Kennedy, middle name's free sample. Oh my God, Cameron free sample Kennedy. Yeah. So I trot on over. Yeah. Super enthusiastic. There's two women. Hey, oh my God, thank you for coming in today.

Try our new protein donuts. We're really trying to get community feedback to see if we wanna put it in rotation. I said, oh my God, I might not look like it, but I love protein and I probably do look like it, but I love donuts. So they were like, oh, you're a perfect customer. So I go, okay, so is it like, and I ask,

was it one flavor or what are we working with? She goes, yeah, just one flavor right now, so you can just pick any of them, they're all the same, and just tell us what you think. What happened? I grabbed this donut, dog. I grabbed this donut.

Now the little glaze on top was smooth. It was decent. I like that. I started biting into it. And I want to preface it, it's to be expected, a protein-based product. Right. Comparative to the original, probably a little tougher, right? A little less dopamine hit.

Yeah, I mean, it's protein or anything is just you could tell it's like, oh, this is a weird version of what I like. Yeah, it's good. It's healthy. I'm doing it. Right. So now I didn't know this was practically going to be an interview process. Like they wanted, they didn't want feedback like at the end. Like they, they were talking to me as I'm eating this.

So I take the donut. There's a little donut hole. Throw it on. And you're eating this in front of her. In front of two people. Okay. Right in the flesh. And they're literally going, so how is they talk to us?

Tell us what you're feeling. Tell us about it. And I'm literally like this. I'm like, and I can't turn away. I'm right in front of them. So I do this. Yeah. I literally was like, like, I pretended I was on my phone.

And I was, and then I finally, finally swallow it. And she goes, so what do you think? Like, give us some feedback. And I was like, she was like, it's pretty good, right? It's pretty good. And I was like, yeah, just a little dry. It's my throat completely outbrowed. And I could hide it.

She's like, it's pretty good, right? It's a little donut, but it's protein. It's good, right? I was like, yeah, just a little dry. I said, you have enough water? I felt, she literally, she was like, oh, oh. I felt so bad. And in that moment, I learned as a sign of respect,

don't ever, don't ever take a sample in front of someone when they want immediate feedback. First of all, I have a big thing on feedback regardless. Anytime a stranger is giving me something and wants my feedback, there's not a chance on earth I'm giving them negative feedback. Regardless of what it is. I don't want to.

I literally, I went to speak and I was like, yeah, just a little dry. Like, it was bad, bro. I sounded like venom. What did they say? It was bad. She, no, the one girl went, oh, oh. She was like, ooh. And I was like, yeah, do you have, have to have water?

I literally was fighting for my life. Like, that's something that in the moment I was trying to be nice, I couldn't hide it. Like, you can't hide it. No. I think people that give honest feedback of a bad product are dangerous to society. Dude, I completely disagree. I completely disagree. If somebody is...

You're asking me for my feedback, okay? It's okay. Let me break this down, though. Let me set the seat. I'm coming after you because you're a... You're a coward. I'm coming after you. If somebody has a product and they're...

Let me even make it more specific. If a stranger comes up to you and asks you for feedback on their product, their food, whatever, and you try it in front of them and then if you give them negative feedback, you're going to hell. No, you are not because

that. That is the cheapest and most free way to receive genuine. Do you want your product to sell? That's what I'd ask him. Yes. I would eat that donut and I'd live like, if I didn't sound like venom, I'd be like, hey, do you want this on the shelves?

They're like, yeah, what do you mean? I go, okay, you need to get back in the kitchen. You need to try a different recipe. You lying to that, first off, I'm so glad you said like that. Stranger, you owe them nothing. No loyalty, you don't know them, you don't know their kids, family, you don't know their story.

You know what I own? Complete stranger. You owe them honesty, not decent. I have decency. No, you don't. Yes, I do. Honestly, if a man walks up to you, if a dude walks up to you in the club, okay, picture this.

Yeah, I'm in the club. You know, you know nothing about him. He walks up to you, he goes, hey, bro, I'm not even gonna lie. I'm really trying to get at this shorty over there. Can you tell me, do I stink, bro? I've been here for a minute. Do I, like, I'm about to go approach this girl. Do I stink?

You smell him and he smells like 100% . You're not gonna look at him and be like, ooh! You got on Baccarot, don't you? You don't owe him anything. You want to be honest with people. They want... They don't want decency. They want honesty.

And they want good comments. They bot for them. They want honest feedback. If there's a person walking around it... If there's a person in a club walking up to strangers asking them, if they stink, they do not belong in public. I don't want to talk to that person.

I'm saying whatever to get away from them. No, okay, but imagine he's cool as hell. There's no cool person doing that. You can't be cool and go up to a strong. He's honest. He doesn't go out too often. Smell yourself, you're an adult. Dude, you get anasmic. You don't smell yourself sometimes.

Dude, that's kind of like me too. I'll smell one time. It's like, oh, a little bit of egg towards the end of recording. I'm like, I smell like a d- This is, I smell like, I smell like post. You know, Cam, like y'all smell my tour tickets available right now, usingositios.com. After the show, if you run into Cam,

you're gonna be like, oh, he just had . No, I smell like, I smell like boof. I smell like post. post room. Why is that your excretion? No, it's like, maybe I got so much in me and it just comes out. Yeah, you're leaking.

But anyway, they, they, what? My kidney's like literally throbbing. What's going on? Why's my kidney throbbing? You're stressed. What's my kidney throbbing? I don't know, no, I'm not, we're,

we're finishing. Okay, let's land, let's land this. People ask you, do they want to hear good? Yes. No, because whenever I ask somebody, No, you shut your mouth. When I ask somebody for feedback, just let's be, don't be honest with me. Don't, just be nice to me.

That's what I'm asking for is nice. It's not honesty. Okay. If it's my best friends, like my close circle, then yes, you can be honest with me. If I'm going to strangers, I'm doing this because I'm trying to get a sale, not because I can't, I'm going to go back and fix anything. Exactly. How are you going to get a sale? If it's a product, don't you want to know it's.

No, I can convince you that you like it. No, you can't. No, you can't. Yeah, to be like, oh, I can tell you don't work out much. It's what protein tastes like. Hey, I can tell you're not in the kitchen because this is a dry ass. This is a cadaver's ass.

But you put a glaze on it. Oh, man. But I just disagree with you on that. There's no shot. Please, for the love of God, in the comments of, please in the comments, tell me that you are on my side. There's no way. Okay, I agree with you on the part of the friend.

The friend, you want pure honesty. But a friend will also believe in your vision and they'll try to make it nice regardless. I don't owe you anything. So to look out for you, for the better of life, I'm going to get, be honest. You asked me. There's a, there's an epidemic with strangers coming up to people in public.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Going back to Austin, Texas. So before I had the meet and greet, right, the impromptu meeting greet, I was walking around Austin, Texas, handing out flyers for our live show. That's on June 25th. Tickets available right now. You should see this.

So as I was walking around hanging out flyers for our live show because we're on tour, it was the middle of downtown. I was walking down the street and these two girls came up to me and stops me. Now they had lanyards on. Ooh. I was like, I don't like public lanyards. Yeah, you're either in a convention or in schooling. Exactly.

So they come up to me and they go, hey, too much energy. No. I don't like that. Stop now. Don't scream at me in public. I get scared. Right? I get scared and defensive.

You go like this, you go, what was that? Strike a post. What are you doing? And so they come up to me. They're like, hey, and I go, what the, I go, what's up guys? I thought they might have been fans or in our demographic.

Okay. They go, hey, how do you feel about helping people? It's a broad question. And I go, I try to do it as much as I can. And they go, what about the youth? And I go, I don't really know many kids. You don't have too many youth people. And I was like, hey, you know, if the opportunity presents itself,

I like to try. They go, glad you said that. Let's keep in mind, these two. girls that are talking to me can't be above the age of 17 years old. Okay. They are children with lanyards. In the middle of downtown. In the middle of downtown.

I go, okay, what does that mean? What do you mean? And they're like, I'm glad you said that. How do you feel about adopting? This episode of the usual podcast is brought to you by Manscape. Today's video is in partnership with Manscape. The men's grooming brand trusted by over 13 million men worldwide. Guys, Father Day is coming up.

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On to the rest of the episode. I said, what? Adopting what? Puppies? I'm sure you're not talking about a human life. That is so not what I was expecting. How do you about adopting? Oh, so I think adoption is important.

I feel like we should get these. There's very great moments and an amazing audience. I said, yeah, I think adoption's important. We should get these kids into good homes. You know what I mean? And they go, I'm glad you said that. Now, it's the second time you said that to me, man. It's the second time.

You'll stop being glad. She goes, do you have any kids yourself? Watch your mouth. Because now you're starting to get into my personal business. All right. Now you're starting to talk to me. All right. She goes, I go, no.

She goes, what age are you around 32 to 34? Oh. Oh, God. Don't break your neck, all right. I will kill you in the middle of the street, all right? Now you're really getting personal with me, okay? What's your age range, around 32 to 34? I go, who?

Not even close, nope. And she goes, but you're around the age where you're starting to want kids, correct? And I go, who are you? Yeah, you go back to science class. And I go, ah, nah, I'm really focused on myself. And she goes, well, since you said you like help, helping people and you like helping kids and you don't have any kids yourself.

We're here for you to adopt. I'm like, you got me fucked up. And I go, whoa, who. I go, I do think adoption's important. On the record. But I don't think I'm in the right spot. I'm not that guy. She looks at me in my eyes and goes, you don't know unless you try.

Taking a kid for a trial runs great. Hey, hey, hey, hey, this isn't a water slide. Oh, you don't know if you're afraid unless you do it. This is a human being. Yeah. I'm not taking a human life and see if I like it or am I in the spot. Yeah, this isn't a Chevy dealership where I can take a test drive. Yeah, I'll take it for seven-inch I if I don't like them.

I'll drop him back off to you. Yeah, this is getting weird. And then it gets even weirder, bro. No way. I go, whoa. I go, I got to get more information on everything before I. you know make a commitment oh dude you're already better than me good want your kids don't care that that would have been made easier for me she goes got you right here she pulls out her phone and it's

their website janky looking website janky and she's scrolling through just a bunch of paragraphs of stuff like i can't read that yeah i'm like i i read words i mean i read better than dariel but i don't read that well and so she's scrolling through words and i'm like okay uh yeah i'm at the to look into it more and she goes, wait one second, these are your kids. Suddenly in the distance of faint. In the eyes. What if the other girl pulled? The other girl pulls out a Bose speaker.

In the arms does an IRL commercial. I'm like, it can't. She shows me just pictures of kids. I have it. And this sounds unreal because it's crazy. Yeah. I go, I don't, I can't do this. I go, hey, I'm not a bad then.

This isn't happening. And I go, I go, kid, I'm not sure this is the right way to go about this. Yeah. And she goes, she starts to talk to me. And I go, come to our show, June 25th, Austin, Texas. I hand her a flyer and I walk off. And I realize why I never go back home to Austin, Texas. Like, this is, that was the craziest experience I've ever had.

I was insane. No way. You said, hey, I, you know, this isn't going to happen. Mind you here. Our show's 25th. We'll see you there. ACL Life. Goodbye now. Bro. guilt. Guilt tripping a human being into adoption is a wicked, wicked business model. It's disgusting. It's like, oh, look at those brown eyes. She's like, no, genuinely. He's still young. He's so cute. He needs a good home. You look like you have a good home. Yeah. I'm like, what the f f f f you're a stranger off? with a flyer. And they're not like, that is absolutely like that.

First off, the owner of that company. It's going to hell. Investigate them. Yeah, 100% percent. Going to hell. You have two 17 year old girls doing your boots on ground. Now, their age, I made up because so much spit just came out of my mouth. But they looked young.

I don't know, I didn't get their ID, but they were going, maybe 19, 20, something like that. They looked young, bro. I was like, you, you know, and I was biting my tongue the whole time saying this. You know what I would have said in that moment? What? This is exactly how it would have worked. Start the questionnaire again. You're the girl.

So from the beginning. Do you love, what was it? Do you love helping people? Do you love helping people? Oh, yeah, man. I love helping people. Yeah, what's up. Oh, do you like, uh, I don't remember what I said.

It's our kids. Oh, what about the youth? What about the youth? What about the youth? Do you like helping the youth? Oh, yeah, I would say I like that. Oh, how do you feel about adoption? Um, you know, it's not for me right now.

And then she goes, and I'm still you, mind you. She goes, well, do you have it? Any kids? Ask me that. Do you have any kids? No. Say, okay, so then why not adoption? Yeah, why not adoption? Okay, let me ask you a question. You have any kids? No. Okay, why not adoption? And she goes, well, but that's not the point. I go, have a good one. I literally walked right off. Dude, that's... Yeah, it's crazy. Oh my God, dude, door to door. I mean, door to door people, that is a, that is an industry. I mean, that's a street to Yeah, I don't want solar. Get out of my life. Yeah, and it's like, do you have solar?

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because we know. Oh, you know what I say? There's proof. You ever seen like a, like a, like a dog. Heat. Yeah, it just starts, that's Cam. Dude, he's like, he's scary. And there's an obvious reason. My wife. No, Cam, we don't stop. I don't need to. I'm just saying she's no, no, it's weird, okay, because she's on a timer. She can't, we can't have, you know, yes, okay, okay, okay, here we go. So, uh, the other night, knowing she's on this timer, we can't, my horniness took over, right? And I am, I'm pretty much sexy talking her. I'm, I'm, I'm laying. I don't like this. I really don't want to hear this.

Oh, no, but it made me think of something. So I'm laying down next to her and I'm whispering sweet nothings. And, and, you know, it's, mood's getting set, right? Mood's getting set. That's just really grossing me out. Yeah, and then all of a sudden, I hear my mother from the kitchen go, Cameron, and I said, you're lying? I said, you're lying. I said, my pants were almost down, and my mom's 20 feet away from me. And my immediate thought, as any human beings immediate thought, should be,

what all did she hear? I go, I was just talking like a dirty little. Oh! Oh, yeah. Lisa. Oh. In the way she said my name, I know she heard. something she lived it she said okay no it was a caution cautious call out she said cam oh cam so i

immediately thought i have a would you rather for you no cam do not do this for me to me would you rather your mom dad and brother all hear you in the middle of sexy time sexy talk your deepest dark oh no you don't want to hear me you know my sexy talk or oh yeah no it's bad or your sexy talk A little part of it gets clipped, and it is your ringtone for one week, and your phone has to remain on loud. Oh, oh, 100% it gets clipped in my ringtone. Because a lot of my sexy... No shot. I'd have my parents here at once.

No shot. No, because a lot of my sexy talks moaning. Yeah, yeah, it is. I moaned so much. Oh. You get a spam likely. It's just like this. Oh.

Oh. Dude, no. Oh. Dude, no. I, a lot of, I talk in spur. but a lot of it's, oh yeah, you're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh no. A week? No, you're true, you're true.

That's, it's a, it's a simple case, simple case. One time that's way more value, way more embarrassing, or a week of constant. No, because if my parents heard everything I say, they can't look me in the eyes. Like, you know that, you know that. You know what I talk about. No, I talk reckless. It would get to the point, like, maybe at the beginning, maybe some funny, your dad's like, Oh, there you go, that a boy.

And then it's just like, oh God. Oh, God. We raised him. No, it's easy. Oh, it gets, you get, wood. It gets nasty. Oh, it's bad. I turned primal.

Dude. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Take that out. But, no, you know, I'll take it out, but it's not true. Okay, okay. But, um, no, it gets to the point my sexy talk. Like, after the act, I'll get in the shower and I'll be like, I can't believe it said that.

I'm like, what I didn't even mean that. Why don't I say it? You go, I've never used that in a sentence. You don't even know where that is on her body. No, dude, no, no, no, like, I don't have natural sexy talk. It's like, oh, yeah, you're doing great. Like, I can't even pretend to say that. Oh, my God, that's good.

I'm volatile, man. Like, I am nauseous. You would think you're, you're walking to a zoo. Like, if you heard me, it's like, oh, dude, there's 100% animals around you. Oh, my God. But you're, I think your dog, you are tripping, respect for, Who would want their parents to hear that?

I don't want that at all, but I, there's no way, I get 30 calls from spam likely. Yeah, yeah. Let alone you, Robbies, lives, my mom, every, and think, the, your phone has to say loud. That's fine. No, it's not. Because you know how quick, I can do this? No, that's so much easier than knowing, because think about this. If your parents are, no, listen.

No, the thing is ringing until you either. Yes, I pick it up, I can do it quick. That's the difference. Oh, you're a cheater. But, you know, like, imagine that. You know that your family's here and you have sexy time and you just got to fight through it. Oh, God. You're just like...

Oh, me. No, okay, that's bad, but I think it's a simple case of the numbers, bro. Really? My... I would hate... First off, I'm nowhere near as spicy as you. No, you're... Your sexy talk is great.

Yeah, I'm like a saltine cracker. A lot of your sexy time talk is, thank you. I'm like, God, I enjoy this. My ringtone... I'm in the studio recording. My ringtone goes off. It's like, oh, wow, this is good. It's like, wow, really appreciate it today.

Guys, you sure we can't do it again later? That's my ringtone. Okay, I think maybe due to circumstances, dude, I still think you're tripping. And I've been walked in on before, and I know the pain of that. Like, that's so awkward. So now imagine, no, the door's not open,

but they're right outside of it. They're going to hear it. But it's one time, and then you're done. a week when you're averaging 40 calls a day and your phone's online. There's no way I could hear myself moan, whisper, sweet nothings, and maybe talk a little spicy, 40 times a day for a week. No shot. Cam, I would hate to hear you moan.

What's your moan's out like? It's not, there's not, it's not a buildup. It's not, okay. You can't stop. Patreon. Yours is straight up. You end Let us know

The comments, man. Does your whole family Everybody sitting in your MP3s? Oh God, oh my dude, I'm not alive If one of those hits the discord I'm deleting the discord I'm deleting the entire server

The whole thing's gone Oh holy Dude I thought dude It was such a moment of clarity I was like she heard me Like there's no way The door was wide open Why is she?

I thought she was gone I literally thought I heard the ding ding The little door I thought she left Oh, God. Who's getting, I mean. Oh, dude, poor Lisa. And she, oh, yeah, and she's, I mean, she's Mother Mary.

Yeah. My God, I'm over here saying things. She's probably never even heard. Stop. Oh, dude, yeah. Bless her heart. Yeah, it was rough. And I immediately thought, I was like, there's no, there's nothing that could be worse.

I was like, ah, well, maybe if you, if it's 40 times a day. You're tripping, though. I'm, give me the ones. I'm not going to a lot. Oh, no, mine. It's a, it's a, oh, God. It's a rip of confidence. It sucks, but it's over with.

Because the thing I was gonna say is, no, I'm not even gonna say, I'll save her Patreon. Yeah, just save, just save her Patreon. Yeah, because I'm not gonna sound like an animal. If you had to say, okay, I know you said you're gonna save, if you had to say you sound like one animal, what would it be during 60? What animal? I'm not gonna like him. I don't know what animals sound like.

I mean, wait, I just, I mean, you literally just saw it in my face. You just suck the joy out of the room. Now that I'm thinking about it, it wasn't until like, Just now I realized, I don't know animal languages. I don't know what animals sound like what. Outside of a donkey, I can't tell you what an animal sounds like. What does that mean? A donkey is your frame of reference for all creatures.

Yeah, I know a donkey. Exactly. If you were to be like, what's a giraffe sound like? I could not tell you. That's actually pretty fair. I have no idea. Who, like, studies animal language? Oh, some creepy scientists.

But like, there's definitely differences, though. Do animals speak different languages? 100% No. Yeah. Yes, there is. You mean to tell you, you think a tiger,

you think a tiger and a fox sound the same. I could not tell you what a tiger sounded like. But regardless, a big, you think a hippopotamus and a monkey sound the same.

I know monkeys sound like, so like exotic animals, like monkeys, donkeys, I know what those sound like because they're like, they're, they're commercial animals.

Like I know what the big one sound like, the big three. I know what those sounds like. sound like. But other than that, who knows what animals sound like? Bro, I mean, I think, I feel like you can have a good, I feel like you can have a good, uh, guess. Like, you could try to guess it. Oh my God. Do we try to guess animals? Okay, test me on animal languages. Oh my God. Okay, okay. Okay. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. What are your summer plans? I'm thinking about dipping the little pinky toe in the pool, taking the boys and going out. I'm having fun.

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last until September 27th, 2026 see website for more details. And on to the rest of the episode. All right so I looked up, I literally entered in on Google. I said, give me four random animals. Okay, so the animals we got is an armadillo. Okay, let me do an armadillo. Don't give me all of them. At first, yeah. So we're both going to, we're going to attempt to sound like an armadillo. Yeah, okay. So, what animal am I doing? An armadillo.

Okay. What do you think? An armadillo sounds like. First of all, didn't know armadillos have wind pipes. First off, they come with shields. They have a built-in shield on the back and they can turn into a ball. That's an armadillo, right? Yes, yes.

They're the hard-shelled ones. Yeah. Not a turtle, but the other ones. Armadillos are basically like desert turtles. What I'm thinking, too? It's like a desert turtle. It's like an ant eater with a, a turtle shell. Armadillo's in my mind, the first thing I went to was,

that's interesting, bro. I think Armadillo gives like, like a, like a, like a, like a noise. What does it make? Like a, no way they can't get that high. Dude, I'm, because they have a small snout. They're airy. That's an armadillo. What do armadillos eat? All right, ants. That's an ant eater. Hey, I hear you. No, but Armadillo's definitely give like cigarette smoker voice. Yeah, but that, but that's, like, hey. They go, I'm an armadillo. You might be right.

Okay. Do you have it? What is it? We're going to play it. This is what an armadillo sounds like. Never heard this, ever. Oh, my God. Honestly, you're...

Dude, I was pretty, that sounds like a... That's a fucking noise. All right, it's a win on you. That's a win on you. Okay, what's the next one? The second one we got is a koala. Surprisingly enough. Now, even though this studio is rooted in koala lore,

I've never heard one. I know what koala sound like. I always watch koala falling videos to cry. So anytime I need a good cry, I'll watch koalas fall to trees. It's the sad as videos you ever see. What in the hell? It's so sad.

They go, ah! Yeah! Okay, let's imagine they're not falling. Let's imagine they're just living. Okay, they get to these. They're not falling, just a living like a nine to five. A high quality tree goes, ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha.

Oh, God, okay. Okay, I'm gonna take it. your word for it. I'm gonna go a little different. Let's go a little alteration. Uh, final guess. I'm saying a koala is more of like a, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh, I don't, that's given poot. Or, er, that's given koala for me. No, what's it called the proboscis monkey? That's what I was thinking that you made that noise. Okay, let's see. Okay, what is it sounds? Let's see how close you are. I feel like you're

way too confident. You do not deserve that much confidence for koalas. You can't tell me it's not a pig. You cannot tell me that's not a pig. What the f***? Dude, koalas are Nasty now! Oh my god! Okay. You can't tell me that's not a pig. Kuala's lost all cuteness. No, stop that. You watch your mouth.

That sounded like a demon from the underworld. He was probably upset. Upset my ass, he was chilling. He was out there in the bush, just chilling. He said... That was so accurate! He said... Give me a top hat and binoculars.

Have we found your secret talent? I'm not going to like koalas kind of sound like me during sexy time. Oh dude. That's my grunt. That is not a koala. All right. All right, only two more. Okay. Next one we got is a barn owl. Don't disrespect me like that. A barn owl? Is that like Drake and a Houston? No, I did do. A barn house probably like, hoot boy. He's like, he, he, he, he's like, hoot, hoot, boy. He goes, hoot, hoot, hoot, boy. He goes, he goes, hoot, he go, he. Is that a color Who? Who's that color now? Who? Who's that color now?

Who? Get that, hookahoo. Who's that color now. Get off my who. Call the cops. Who? Who are you? Oh. He's that. Who, who, who, who's neighbor. Who are you in? Who? No, no, no. Who, no, who, boy, who, who? Artow is racist. He's gotta be. Who's that. Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? No, who's a black?

Who. Who's hell cat is that? Who. Who's around here? Who. That's them I'm telling you. It's racist. style. It's her racist owl, bro. He said, who's hell cat? Is that? He said, who'd he go? Where'd go? Okay, what's this country? What did actually sound like? That's too good. Here we go. That's, owls are the scariest thing. That. Owls are the scariest creatures in the world. Oh my god. Oh, hell no. You have one more? Is that it? One more last animal. Okay. Oh, that was too good. A barnhouse racist. That was white though. Okay, of course.

All right, last one, random list was peacock. Peacock. Now, this is an interesting one to me. This is interesting, because they're beautiful creatures, but I think, I mean, every creation has to have a flaw, right? Yes. Humanity, we sin a lot. Yes, we do.

I would say for a peacock, beautiful, they have a nice little sht show and they want to get freaky. I feel like they have a nasty voice. I think they're screechy. That gives screech. 100% gives screech, but it's not. That's like a crow. That's like a medieval crow.

Is that your... That's your peacock? That was a crow. Oh, we're doing peacock. My peacock would be like, I'm thinking it's deceiving. I think it's like lower than I would think. Yeah, it's like, oh my God,

that tongue can make someone happy. Just imagine, ready? They're sitting there, they're all breasted up. Big blue, they go, it's like one of those Chinese fans that you put in your hand. That's my final answer for peacock. What could that tongue do?

That tongue make someone happy. I know who. Olivia, good morning. Give me your best peacock. I don't want to. Okay. Here we go. You creep me out.

Moment of truth. You creep me out. I'm sorry. I need to call my wife after. Here we go. Peacock. That's kind of cute. Magestic.

That's kind of cute. That's actually a lot cutter. Dude, peacocks. This kind of sound like, oh, okay, I was going to say it sounds like your kid, but then you ruined it with that.

Sorry. Peacocks are sexy. Oh, dude. Did a peacock just, like, in terms of majestic? It just turned you on? No, it didn't turn me on. It turned it up.

It definitely jumped the line. Like you look at a beautiful, like big cat. You look at a beautiful... You look at a beautiful... Of peas. Bro, come on. Dude, that was beautiful. That was kind of cute.

I like that. Hell, that was funny. That was really funny. I mean, the barn owl is hilarious. Back to your original thing. I mean, beyond vast differences. Yeah. That koala creeped me out.

That barn owl's racist. Ows are scary and the peacock was beautiful. Do ocean creatures make noises? Ocean creatures. Fish? Well, I'm still dependent on a fish or animal, so I don't want to say that. Are sharks fish? Yeah.

Sharks a fish. Is an alligator a fish? No, that's an amphibian. See, that doesn't make sense to me. Why? Because why is it making an amphibian not a fish if it can swim? Fraud, we can swim. We're a damn animal.

No, but they can live in the water. Amphibian. On water, inland, as above, so below. That's an amphibian. Frogs, gators. They can do both. So what makes a fish a fish? I think it has to stay in water.

Like it has to have water to survive. Has to. You take it out, it dies. It loses oxygen. Okay, sea lion. Is that a fish? I don't think so. I don't think so. Okay, but a sea lion needs water to survive. No, sir. That's their natural habitat is water.

Around water. They're not submerged 24-7. They're not under the water 24-7. They literally come out to eat. They go in to get food and they come out to eat. They sleep on the icebergs. They sleep on land. You think a big, cute little blubbery sea lion lives underwater?

Yes. They sleep in water. No, they don't. A sea lion? Yes. Like a seal and a sea lion. They see at zoos where they're literally doing tricks. They live in the water.

They live in the water. Okay. So they have a fully scuba, a zookeeper. In scuba gear. Where are you talking about? What are you talking about? When they give seline when they pet their little tail and their little fur and all, all that they are above water.

Yes, they can take some time off. But whenever they go to sleep in night, they're in the water. They gotta be wet. No, they don't. All right, bro. You think they sleep underwater. They don't have gills.

If you don't have gills. What does that mean? Gills are a breathing apparatus. Whales don't have gills. Whales don't have gills. No. Whales are massive actual sea creatures. It's a fish.

A whale's the biggest fish. It might not have gills like a little cot or something. Okay, but that ruined your whole argument. You said it has to have gills. But it's a fish. A sea lion's not a fish. Okay, but they both don't have gills. You're so caught up on gills.

I might have been stuck. A whale is a fish. I don't know. They might have gills under their belly. Are dolphins fish? Yes. How? Because it's a fish.

I don't know. Dolphins don't. They have a blowhole. A sea lion. There you go. Whales have a blowhole too. That gets it out. Blowhole's not for breathing.

What do you think it's for? Tricks in the wild? They're trying to get laid after a long day of work? No. I've learned what blowholes are for. What's a blowhole for? It's like something like target people. Or like show people where you're at.

It's like a flare gun for the back. It's like a back flare gun. They have anti-missile defense systems on their back of whales. It's a flare system, he says, that shoots water. It's to breathe, you imbecile. Wait, what was my initial? They go and they go, it's like a big butthole on the back. Okay, so they need air to breathe.

Yes, but it's a fish. Okay, then how is it a fish ven, It's the same thing as a crocodile. I don't have a degree in maritime science. Okay, then stop arguing with me then. You just told me a sea, every video you see of a sea line, they're above the water. What makes a fish of fish? I believe that it has to be submerged in water.

They can come out and they can survive for a little bit, but they live in water. Fish cannot survive on land. Yes, they, no, they cannot survive, but they can come out. Exactly. Same with the whale. No, a dolphin cannot live if it stays in water. It cannot. It has to come up for air, just like we do.

No, it does not. It's closer to us than a fish. A dolphin's closer to a human than a fish. No, it is not! Can you breathe underwater? No! Do you have to come up for air? Yes.

Can a dolphin breathe underwater? Yes! Does that have to come up for air? I said yes! A dolphin can not live underwater. Bro, yes, it can. Then why does it come up for air? Because it likes doing tricks and get your kiss.

You're dumb, no, you- so you, okay, you think dolphins literally get on land for eight hours to get their sleep. I don't know how they spend their days. I don't know they sleep under water. I don't care where they sleep. They turn off half their brain. Okay, so David Blaine.

Yeah. David Blaine's a dolphin then. No, but he can sure cosplay as a fish. Because David Blaine can sleep underwater. He's done it before and then, but he had to come up for air. He's a human being. Yes, he's incredible.

Exactly. So dolphins are just David Blaine's. No, they're not. We're a bunch of magicians. No. Dolphins are not magicians of the sea. Dolphins are dolphins. They are a fish.

It is a branch of fish. No, you cannot say dolphins, whales, crocodiles, and sea bass are all the same. You cannot say that. They are from the same umbrella just as a tiger, a monkey, a pig, and a giraffe. No, those are all the same because they have to breathe. What? They need oxygen. Just like a dolphin does.

Okay, okay, okay, you're so caught up in oxygen. Can a dolphin live with no water? Can a dolphin live with no water? Oh, point set match. Can a dolphin live with no water? No, but neither can we. Okay, that's fine. I don't ask, but can a dolphin?

No. Can a whale? No. Okay. Can a, what was the other one? Can a sea lion? No. Okay.

So what's the common factor? Because you just said all those are the same. They need oxygen. All those are the same. They need water. Yes. Can a fish? Can he what?

We're going to kiss? Can he what? Please say it, you idiot. Can a fish live without water? Say it. Yeah, can a fish live without water? No. Can a fish live without air?

Yes. Can a dolphin live without air? Yes. A dolphin can spin. the rest of its life under sea? Maybe not the rest of it's, oh, I got picked. Oh my God, that's a hard insult. Bro, just because they have to-

Finish me off. Oh, finish me off. Can a dolphin, your eyes are so, so watery. Can a dolphin- Dude, you're so sad. I see your moose knuckle through your jeans. Oh my God. Can a dolphin live without air?

I think The technical answer is no Can a fish live without air? Yes Therefore, airgo difference Yeah, difference That's not case close You didn't win shit

Stupid idiot Oh my God, matter of fact None of the tiger, the donkey, the elephant The hippo and everything in between They have to have water to So fuck off They don't swim and dig in the air to drink it To live

To breathe in They have to drink water live Breathing water. To breathe water. Dude, if you can breathe water, you're a fish. Why is this so hard? Exactly. Exactly my point.

No, it's not. Can dolphins breathe water? Can dolphins breathe water? Yes. They can serve. They can maintain water regulation. Holy shit. Dude, shut the fuck.

Maintain water regulation. You still have my plumber. They can maintain water regulation. Get a PVC pipe and some oxygen. deal or whatever it's called. They can breathe water. So can a whale, so can a fish, so can a bass, so can an amoeba. That's my favorite defense. I used to love the amoeba. Amoeba! I'll get so many rebounds. And steals coming up. You'd always go dunk, too. Same signature dunk. I'd love it. I mean, stop passing the bar right there. Oh yeah,

how many times have you, do you watch film? Okay. Speaking of watching film, um, over on our Patreon last week. Ooh, a banger. Or this week or last week. I don't remember. It's already out. On Patreon. Two days ago.

The highly anticipated, highly requested. Boyfriend and girlfriend, Peyton and Sarah, Q&A, was released fully on the Patreon available right now available for our Koala Prime and our Koala Royalty members. So be sure to go over there and join to watch that. And we're going to give you a little sneak preview at the end of this. Yeah, we are. Dude, okay, and I'm not gonna lie, we've already seen it. And, you know, she exposes some things.

But the clear-cut difference between Sarah and Liv is live will do that in front of other people. Expose you? She just had the, the niceness to do it just with y'all. Yeah, on our Patreon. Liv, the other day, there was a stranger in our house. There was a stranger in our house. Not a stranger, actually, I take that back. She's a friend.

She was taking pictures. And in the middle of her taking pictures of my family, Liv walks up to me and goes, five feet away. holy, babe, your ears are disgusting and stuck her claw in my ear and starts digging. And she goes, and lo and behold, she's falling out like a gold mine.

So yeah, it's gross, but dude, it's like, pull me aside. She has no, I mean, it's unbelievable. That's the thing with relationships, girl, aren't girls like, reveal way too much about us? So much. We're in my house.

Take me to my bedroom. This is my house. Pull me to the side. I'm supposed to be the, The most confident and safe and security. Around you. That. She's broken that.

In my house. These are my four walls. I should be able to be butt naked. I mean, as small as I can be and still feel like a man. She goes, holy shit.

Your ears are disgusting, Cameron. What the photographer do? She looked. She's five feet away. She was like, oh, yeah. She's like, let's do, let's put dad with ears facing that way. And I was like, I mean, I can't.

Yeah, dude. Okay, so you get it too. Like, so as you're about to see, you're going to get a, sneak preview of what's already available on our Patreon, patreon.com, or click the link in the description. This is the Payton and Sarah Q&A and we reveal everything. All these questions came from our Patreon.

If you want to be involved in any YSK unplugged video, make sure you are subscribed to the Patreon. The Patreon gets complete control of things like this. And you get everything one week early, completely ad-free and uncensored. So you get this thing uncensored. All right. From our Patreon, oh, this is a good question.

Okay. Where was y'all's first date? Ooh. It depends on what we kind of date. Yeah. What would you say in your mind was our first date? Um. Omm is never a good start.

I mean, om is never good. We never had like a first official date. Like, oh, let's go get ready for our first date. We never had that. Really? We didn't? Yeah, we did. We did?

Sarah. Oh my god, dude, this may be the end of our relationship. If I'm thinking what I'm thinking, then... Okay, what do you think? You just say. Your house. Am I right, fellas? What I count our first date as, which is probably not right, is sushi marquee.

No. Really? We were with a group of people. You were with a group of people. I poached you. You were with a group of people too. That was not our first date. I was there for my friend's birthday.

Okay, yeah. So what happened... That was not a date. So what happened was, that was the day of our... our movie premiere of our first tour live show. God. Our first tour we went on. We filmed it and we put in a movie theater that was kind of close to where Sarah grew up.

Was that intentional? I don't know. And so I remember telling Sarah, hey, I would really like if you came to this movie premiere, it would mean a lot. Like, she obviously did like me at this time. Like she didn't want anything to do with me, but I invited it out to it. I thought it would be a little flex. She said, no, she didn't show up.

It was David's birthday. Yeah, whoever. She didn't show up. So then, after it, me and the guys and some, girls we went to this sushi restaurant that is no longer existing rfee sushi marquis that was across the street from a club so as we were walking to sushi marquis who do i see walking out of this club the one the only sarah bungalow with a group of girls that was very bold of me to do what i did because it's not my character to do that i literally grabbed her and then

grab you let's put that i poached her from her friend group and i would never like leave a friend on her birthday but they were going home like they had called in the night we had our fun they're about to go home we were heading to the parking lot to our cars and that's when Peyton came up and I was like Sarah I was like come on come to sushi come on come on come on come on because I think you hadn't texted me back that's the thing like you hadn't texted me back that day I was like hey what are you doing after this what do you do it like the whole time our movie crew I was like Sarah what do you do it I saw him I was like yeah and I said we're all going in here like okay and then we uh we went into sushi marquee we took some sake

bomb shots. I was the first time we like sat down together and like... We still have that video. I have that video. Yeah, look at it. Um, but yeah, that was the first time we ever did. Dude, I was so happy. I was having so much fun and I was like, let's continue the night and you're like, I'm going home. And then we didn't talk again for like another two months. So that was great. That was our first day. Who said I love you first? That's my question. That's my question. You said I love you first. Who? You, who? I said I love you first. Yeah, boys!

It was an accident that like wasn't an accident because it like came out so natural. But like I did flow up off the time. Yeah, I did not mean to say it, but I said it. I obviously really liked her, but I was still trying to figure out like, do I want to risk getting hurt? Because Sarah had already committed. Not, I didn't think I did. That's what I'm saying. Like it just came out.

Like it was like a word vomit. I was like, why, though? Why would you want to do this? And you're like, yeah, no, no, no. And it's because I love you. I literally was like this. And I didn't say it back. Yeah, he didn't say it back.

Which I wasn't offended. Yeah. Because I didn't even think I was ready to say it, but it just happened. And I didn't want to be like, oh, I take that back because it came out. Like it was like organic like everything else. So. All right. Last question here.

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