You Should Know Podcast - OUR INSANE HOUSE PARTY GONE WRONG! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: September 21, 2026

PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/YouShouldKnowPodcast TOUR TICKETS: https://www.youshouldknowstudios.com YSK UNPLUGGED: https://www.youtube.com/@YSK.UNPLUGGED FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/people/You-Should-Know-Podcast/61552092953106/ NEW TWITCH CHANNEL: https://m.twitch.tv/peytonhardin/home 00:00 CAM JOINS 02:34 PEYTON’S RED HAT 09:42 WHERE DO CRITTERS GO? 13:38 MEETING MY GIRLFRIEND’S CHILDHOOD DOG 21:46 FABLETICS 23:13 DAD 101 MOMENTS 28:10 OUR NEWEST ICKS 33:43 QUO 34:56 HOA IS THE DUMBEST 40:44 GETTING COVERED IN CINNAMON 44:24 MARS MEN 46:01 HOW ARE CRUISE SHIPS BUILT? 50:22 WYR: PUNCH vs 10 MINUTE CONVERSIONS 55:00 JOIN THE KOALA CLUB! 56:05 MOD 57:23 WHAT NOT 59:24 PATREON EXCLUSIVE EP 233 1:18:34 ANNOUNCEMENTS Todays Sponsors: Fabletics - Shop now at https://fabletics.com/YSK Quo - Try QUO for free plus get 20% off your first 6 months at https://quo.com/ysk. Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.com Mod - Visit https://mod.com for a free consultation and get 10% off your first order plus free shipping with promo code YSK. Whatnot - Get $15 off your first purchase on Whatnot using this link https://www.whatnot.com/invite/peytonhardin 💰 $10,000 GIVEAWAY! 💰 (20 Nintendo Switch 2's) To enter, create a new Whatnot account and make sure you're following @Whatnot in the app. But $15 is literally free money, you might as well use my link to download Whatnot! #whatnotpartner Official rules: https://whatnot.pactsafe.io/legal.html#september-switch-giveaway FOLLOW PEYTON: https://instagram.com/psh8?igshid=ZDg1NjBiNjg= JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/V5WYhSte2R Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome back to the Usenau podcast episode 2.35. We got co-hosts. I'm back in the building. We're out of a plus. Please. Oh, that was good. That was good. Okay, honestly, you ever have your pelvic bone bruised?

Mm-mm. Go, you talk about a pain, dude. How did that happen? Oh, I took a knee from Tony Lyons in basketball. Isn't it crazy? I should have guessed that. Because at first I was like, that has to be a shtful thing. Oh, and I meant something.

but then I just decided I'm not going to lie on the internet today. There's no shot. I was ever just giving it that much force. You don't have that. No, I'm not. Oh, no, dude. What, okay? No.

No. No. Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't know. Go for it. Nah. I was going to say with your hands, show me your rhythm.

Yeah. It depends on the mood I'm setting. Regular. If you're just an average baseline. And then a couple. Oh, God. You're done by that. I'm getting close.

I go, I'm getting close. Oh, dude, there's children that watches. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, I know, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop.

It's getting weird. Cam, it's going to get cut. Okay, sorry. It's getting weird, bud. Yeah, all right. But there's, you asked. There's, I told you to stop. That's all so true.

Like, it's not. See, there's, there's children. There's, like, little, like, one-year-old that are going, Dr. P.U. Right now, and they're like, Coach, Cam, back in the studio. And honestly, honestly, it's just parents's fault. Like, that's not our fault.

Like we make what we make and if the parents see that and you still watch it, that's on you. Jimmy Jack, whatever your name is. Jimmy Jack's a weird name for a kid. I don't know what made me land on Jimmy Jack. Jimmy Jack's a weird. Can I say that? Can I formally say that on the internet? If you have two first names, I don't like you.

Like now I have like a Cameron Michael. That's two first names. You literally just did it to yourself. No, but Michael's my middle name. I'm talking about people that their literal first name is like blank blank. Oh, blank blank. Yeah, you don't like ethnic kids. I think that's the thing.

You're like, who name? How do you look at a baby and see Dantrell? Like I like that's that's your kind of thing. That is not what I'm saying. No, but it is. In the slightest. That is not what I'm saying. I'm saying like like a what's a what Billy Jack. I'm just kidding. I should know Billy Jack. I love abstract kid names. I do I do. I genuinely do love it. Oh man. But traditional. Speaking of traditional I have to be careful wearing a red hat. What? Oh yeah. You do. Oh big fun on it too. Go ahead and zoom in on that. Go ahead and zoom in on that and just make sure you know. is not what you think. I got to address that early in the pod because so is smart move. This is a Monaco hat that my girlfriend got me in Monaco. Now riddle me this. It says Monaco and then it says Monty Carlo.

I don't know geography. I'm decent on it, but Monty Carlo is that. I don't care and I don't know. Fair. But I'm just saying this is a red hat, right? And I have to put it out there. This is a racing hat. Yeah, racing hat.

Not a racist hat. Yeah, it's not a Cam hat. A Cam has a couple of these with big font on it. Oh, I got the... I mean, they're in a shadow box. They're hanging on the wall. And so... I got the 2020, 2020, 24 and 2028.

Just like that! First one to go three times! See? That's his boy. And so, yeah, and so I have to be careful. I was walking around the streets, and I got a couple extra looks. Oh, yeah.

And so I had to make sure you saw it. How low would you pull it so they could read it? I was like this. No, no. I don't like that guy. You go, Monaco, fast cars, fast cars. Fast cars. He's here. He's here.

He's right there. Oh my God? Dude, that explains it. Yeah. I've gotten four texts every single day. Are you sure you don't want to come see President Trump at the Dallas Convention Center? And you said I already signed up. I was like, dude, I've already went.

I was like, I had pre-access. I hate wearing this hat. Like, I want to change my hat now. Like, I hate wearing this. Isn't it crazy? Like, one bad person can ruin a red hat. Isn't that crazy? But anyway, I got like, it's even more crazy as a bright red hat.

Like, in itself. That's a wicked hat you have. Not even the one we're talking about. That in itself is such a statement. It is. A hat that is that red is incredible. Yeah. And I want to let it be,

like, I want to put this hat backwards, but I know somebody's going to clip it and be like, Peyton's wearing the hat. That's why I put it back. Yeah. So I have to wear this forward. But anyway, I was walking downtown because our office right now is downtown.

Right. And there's like a KKK rally happening outside for all them people. And there was like a big, there's like big cages everywhere. And I'm getting photo ID. I got pressed four times walking past here being like hey hey you're not supposed to be they go hey hey oh I see the hat never mind They go you're good wait at Monaco

No, but isn't it crazy? Honestly and I don't know if this is gonna get me a knock at the doorstep Ooh the y'all's president is here It's your president too. Oh, he's getting political Y'all's president is here in town and so I was walking through like I didn't know and I so we record downtown and I was walking through and I was walking through and I was walking through a downtown, there's like these cages and like snipers and like tints everywhere and I was just walking. I thought there was construction going on. And as

I was walking through, these guys in a suit put two fingers right here on my chest. And I go, excuse me don't touch. You go, I don't like that. Don't touch. And they go, what do you hear for? And I go, I thought stop and frisk was taken away. I thought we weren't doing that anymore. I thought I was a free citizen. And they go

stop and frisk is nuts. They're basically asking me, like, what are you doing around this area? And I say, who are you? And they're like, Secret Service. And I go, holy, no. I was like, holy shit. The Secret Service.

This is my first time coming face to face with the Secret Service. That is cool. But after seeing the Secret Service face face to face, oh, don't tell me. Don't tell me they're not intimidating. It is propaganda, dude. Can I say that? No, you might, you might be right.

You might get a little. I might get a knock at the door, but like, I thought Secret Service was supposed to be top of the top echelon, like, they got this superpowers skill set that could take down any enemy combatant, right? This guy can't run a quarter mile down the street without huffing a puffing. Now, I haven't seen them, but you're so right. In my mind, I think Secret Service, you're the smallest guy on the squad is 65. Exactly.

The smallest guy is 65. They can all squat 500 pounds, and they know their way around machinery, if you know what I'm saying. And oh, in the earpiece? Did he have an earpiece? Ah, yes, of course he had an earpiece. If he didn't even have an earpiece, that guy was fake. That guy was trying to get inside the Secret Service and he wasn't real. No, he for sure was Secret Service.

He had glasses on, but he was in a... Secret Service doesn't wear glasses. No, sunglasses. Oh, he had sunglasses on. He had a blazer on with an American little badge right here. He had the earpiece. Both arms were real. That's what I checked.

Because I remember, I heard Secret Service has a fake arm. The fake arm and that takes just right. Arms were real. Dude, my, okay, this is so weird. But the Secret Service, they're not. not as impressive in person. That's wild. That's, I need, I need to go see these guys.

Because my mind, this might sound weird here. My mind is when I think Secret Service, I think of that big guy from Lilo and Stitch. Yes, the big dude with the sunglasses, just a blockhead. He doesn't like, no matter how many times he falls, he gets back up. Yes. Like a real just, like a, um, that's Secret Service. The first thing I thought in my mind was like, oh, I thought there, I guess there's not a physical test for Secret Service. Because, sir, you are out of shape.

Which is fine. I'm not a body shamer. Yeah, you do you, boo. I'm just saying if I wanted to do something questionable, I don't think you could stop me. Yeah, unless this guy has like laser vision, he's Superman. Now, I don't think, how did you get in the Secret Service? Now I will say this. Let's just say that's their worst candidate, right?

Like you saw the worst Secret Service. He's probably on the front line for a reason. He's Cannon Fawter. Oh, he's Cannon Fawter. The real guys, I mean, they're six buildings away on the very top and they're sitting there with Bruce Wayne. They go, hey, man, we got this today. You go sit without him. Oh, no, those are different people.

But I'm thinking on ground. I thought just any baseline secret service was like the top level, like, seal team six of people. There's got to be levels, man. There's got to be the rookie. I think the top dog vets are right next to the press. I've seen mall cops with a better physique than that Secret Service got. What did he look like? Bad.

He looked like Plato. And I'm not trying to be mean, but if this is. No, but there's levels. There's levels. If this is what the people we're trying to show everybody, like this is what's protecting our Oval Office or like whoever's in it, the cabinet and the secretary, whoever the secret service is here to protect, I thought, like, this big magical being of secret service was a little scarier.

Yeah, and it's going to at least elicit some fear. You looked to him, you said, don't touch me. I literally said, don't do that. And he's like, what? You're like, what? He goes, hey, you better calm the fuck down. You go, oh what? Huh?

Well, what? Secret service is my. He goes, all right, you can go through. Yeah, and he had the one of his, and the way he stood, you know, when people, you know, you ever seen, you ever seen Fat Joe stand up? Yes. Same thing.

It was like that and I was like, which is fine. But I wouldn't hire Fat Joe a Secret Service. Oh, wouldn't hire Fat Joe to protect much. Exactly. Except his sneaker collection. But I mean. I love that, Joe. Oh my God.

Really? No, that's like the first AI resume that like cheated his way into the secret service. He can't, there's no field test. He had no prior experience and no, no real resume. Yeah, it was crazy. And I'm like, I'll take you. I'll take you. I need to see these people.

It's literally right here. Okay. Now, this, I had a, I mean, first off, that's wild. But another thing that reminds, this is a weird connection. But the Secret Service almost makes me think of what happened to me the other morning. It's the crate now, hear me out. I love to see this connection. It's the craziest, close to a Peyton heart and thought I've ever had in my life.

Okay. So the other morning, Mylan woke up very early. He slept good through the night, and he woke up at like five. Okay. So it's still very dark outside. By the time I finished feeding him, it's like 545, almost six. Now, I put it back down and I go outside to let Ruby out. And now it's just that perfect moment

where the sun is like very far on the horizon starting to come up. Sun, sunrise. But not quite, it's still dark. And I'm sitting there and I just, it hits me. It is so quiet, the grass is so still and there's not a single animal in sight. And I'm just sitting there like,

it makes me a little uncomfy. Like, where do all animals in wildlife and all these critters and insects, where the hell do they go at night? We have homes. We go into buildings. I have never seen a squirrel late at night. There's not that many trees. There's a lot of squirrels. You're insane.

Rats, bugs, fleas, ticks, mites, mizzles, and mumps. Birds? I understand. Tell me you've seen a bird at midnight. No, I understand you're trying to get in my bag. No, no, I understand. That's even dumb for a patent question. When's the last time that you've been up at 5 a.m.

And you've looked outside. It literally, it almost feels like simulation. It doesn't feel real. There's nothing going on. I've seen so many, so many bunny rabbits at 5 a.m. Oh, bull's, I've seen, there's, I have a rat problem in my backyard. Oh, man, that's just because you're gross. But there's so, the rats come out at night.

They're nocturnal. So rats only come out at night. Are they considered a predator? You didn't say predator, but you don't say predator, but you? You just said rats. So that's why I said rat. One of your questions was rats. So I'm saying rats come out at night.

Bugs, it's dark so it's hard to see them. But their bugs are out there. I got bit by mosquitoes at night smoking on my porch. That's it. I'm talking about early, early morning. Well, it's rare that I'm out early early morning, so I can't really speak for that. Exactly. But I'm saying, but there's-

your eyes. But it's hard to see at night. That's why I'm assuming. But there's nocturnal creatures that come out only at night. Nocturnal creatures, yes. Like rabbits are out at night. They're not nocturnal, but they come out at night. night.

Like, rabbits come out. I never see rabbits at night. There's so many rabbits outside my house. Like, whenever I'd come home from the club at like 3, 4 a.m., there'd be rabbits shooting across my car. Like, it says... But I'm also still convinced you got a weird little pet cemetery thing going on. Something's buried in your backyard.

Now, I've never told you that publicly. Something's back there. There's no way if one house in this massive neighborhood collects rats, vermin, mites, rabbits, everything. I mean, there's something buried. But I'm saying, I don't believe, like, we all have really. estate. Squirrels don't own a squirrel home in a squirrel house or a squirrel hotel. They have, oh, that's my tree. That's my favorite tree. Then what happens when a falcon comes by. They go,

oh, we got to X off that tree. Then they're dead. That's what the whole, that's a whole other tree. Yes, there is. There's several trees out. There's several trees. There's a, ton of squirrels I don't understand what you're asking. The amount of squirrels I see at 2 p.m. Yeah. It doesn't make sense for, for me to never see one early morning. So what? The fact that you said you've never seen a squirrel early morning. I think that's user error. That might be because there's squirrels out in the morning. Yeah, that's your experience. So they live in trees. Squirrels live in trees. Yes, but I. So unless you're going, you want to go see a squirrel at 5am? Go on a tree. That's the only thing I can tell you. But I, but my trees are skimpy. I have made trees.

They're young. They haven't grown up yet. Oh, that's, oh, I can see through my tree. Okay, so once you stop living in poverty and you go to like places that are like fully developed, I don't know what to tell you. You brought up pet cemeteries, and I actually have a clear thing for a pet cemetery. I love to hear it. So I've been going to my girlfriend's parents' house. A lot of been hanging out with them, and, you know, they live right down the street from me and Sarah. Isn't that nice?

I never, I'm never going back to my girlfriend's parents' house. No. I'm never going back. Okay. That is a very, very bold claim, and I believe they watch this sometimes. Oh, they do. Hello. Your ass is on the fire.

I don't care. And I'll tell this to them. because they did something to me that has scarred me for life. Oh my God. So Sarah always tells me about her childhood dog named Magic. I've heard about that too. RIP. RIP.

The way they talk about this dog, it's like it was like the Messiah. It was like air butt. It was like real life air bud. And so they always tell these stories about it. And now I've been with Sarah for a little bit of time now. And I've been around her parents enough time. So they're starting to be more open towards me. Okay.

So I'm at Sarah's parents' house. I'm sitting on the. couch, right? And I'm, we're all talking and they start telling me stories about magic. And I'm like, okay, great. My dog just died. Let's talk about him. Magic's been dead for a decade. So let's how about we start talking about Malcolm. Oh, thank you so much for ripping off my fresh wound and literally obliterating my scab. Let's talk about dead animals. And so they're talking about magic, right? And they're like, and Sarah's dad goes, have we ever

shown you magic? And I go, I've seen pictures. Yeah, I've seen pictures before. And they go, no, no, no, no, no. Like, here. And I go, what does that mean showing me here? They got an urn of magic's ashes. And so I was like, oh, okay, they're going to bring me the ashes of magic, which everybody grieves differently, and that's fine. So they say, okay, I'm going to be right back.

No, dude. Now I'm sitting there, right, as Sarah's parents go to get what I perceive is the urn. As the parents are gone to the room, Sarah goes, hey, can you please not make a big deal whenever this comes out? And I go, what are you talking about? They have like a ritual? You have to like turn into Jafar? You're rubbing that. You get a genie?

Well, as her parents are coming out, dude, they're not holding an urn. They're holding something like this. No, you're lying. You're lying. I have a video of it. They bring me. I don't know if I'm right. I don't know if I'm actually spiritually ready to see this.

You're not, they bring me a stuffed tax attorney. Dog. Payton. Oh! And I had to sit there and pretend I loved it. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You see it all discreet.

Payton, you need to get a lawyer. You need to get a lawyer. No, I'm not kidding. You need to get a lawyer. The fact that they did that one. Now, I love your parents too, Sarah. Hello, Mike and Laura. This is come from the heart.

The fact that they did that is absolute blasphemy. But the second line is they didn't say, oh, look at him. They said, hold him. Yeah, they handed him straight to me. Didn't do the eyes. Whoever did. No! No! No!

Whoever did the stuffing job botched it. Because the eye was starting again. I could see inside the stuff. In their dog. And their dog that's still with us that lives in the house. They started playing with him. Bitty started playing fetch. He said,

getting all hard. Like, bro, dude, that's some, that's some, that is, that can't, I thought, I literally did not know that was allowed. I thought you could only do that on big game hunt. No, no, no, you could do that to your dogs, yeah. And then they were like, oh, he used to be so full of life. He was about to.

No, he's full of packing peanuts. You can't say. You can't say sentences like, oh, it used to be so full of life. That was filled with pillows. You can't say stuff like that. You got to use different verbiage. This is not okay. Can I say, now I love these people.

I've met them multiple times. They're very nice. This is not okay. This isn't okay. People grieve differently. I don't give a fuck, man. I'm sorry, and I love you. This is strange.

That is, I mean, that's about as weird as it comes, man. That is as weird as, that's like some, that's literally like someone, like you going over to your girlfriend's house and the mom's like, oh, have you seen baby pictures of your, of, of, of, of your fan here? Oh, no, and then she brings out the book of the dead.

Yeah. You can't do that. I just went, I thought you were bull-uh. You were holding a dog that was as stiff as a brick. I mean, it was hard.

It was hard. I mean, it didn't, no bend. That's, it was like a heavy paper machet. It was like paper mache with an anxiety blanket. I'm about,

I feel about to cry. Let me see it one more time. Yeah. Let me see it one more time. Dude, and you, no, dude, you've never been more real. You're a real. You have never been more real in your life. You acted like you liked it.

Oh. Look at that. Oh my God, you're smiling. You're looking at it in his eyes. Oh, dude, no, the lack of movement is literally, it's sending shivers down my spine. Oh my God, you looked at it and it was like this. It can't move at all.

You looked at it, you're like, oh yeah, and he was like, it was like that. Oh, and God forbid that my asses. I literally would have been like this. I would have snapped it through it. Packing peanuts. Oh, dude, packing peanuts. Oh, okay.

Payton, that is... Okay. But... I am drenched and sweat. Coda find out... It was a prank. They pulled on me. It wasn't actually stuffed. It was, like, this brand of, like, um...

Like a stuffed animal, basically, and you can get a stuffed animal clone of the dog that died. And I literally said, thank God, because I was never going back. I almost... With you. With the amount of relief, I just felt I almost climaxed. Oh my God. Yeah, bro, no, no, no, the same feeling I had. Oh my God, no, no, I was not okay.

Yeah. I was not okay. But there was an urn over on a shelf over there and Sarah takes jokes too far and she goes, yeah, that's just the inner part. His guts are the ones that are burned over there. I think that was their grandma or something. I'm not gonna lie, again though, again, if they, if, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just role player.

Yeah. If they hand you the urn. And it sounds like Campbell's soup in there, I don't, I would literally stab Sarah through the heart with a wooden steak dipped in holy water and garlic because they're not human beings. If you took a dog, a small breed dog at that, his intestines, and you kept him in a jar like you're the f***om mummy and you're waiting for this prophetic moment. Thousands of years later, no, you get your dad. Yeah, yeah, it's bad. Oh my God, dude.

It was a, dad, I just went, I just went through a literal emotional role. No, imagine that being me. Imagine that being me and I'm going through it. That's the best part I'm so cut up on the dog. I cannot believe. That is something that if someone told you, Hey, I have a taxidermy dog, you gotta hold it. You would lie before you did it.

But you, your love for Sarah overcame and you're already in their house. The doors were already locked. You're already in there. You're already affected. They got you. And he has cool chilled mugs beers in there and so he gave me one of those and I'm like, you just chilled a glass for me. I can't say no to your dead stuff.

dog. And he was so, dude, he loves that dog too, man. Oh, okay. Now, it's complete 180. Hindsight. Good for them, like the, the, the joking spirit of it, because apparently the way that Sarah talks about it, I was a very loved dog. Yeah. Glad they could make jokes about it. Because that, when I thought that was real, that's not okay. Yeah, it was bad. Holy shit. Oh, my God. This episode is brought to you by, you know, the one, the only, the absolute favorite of all time here at YSK's Fabletics. When I say I have a whole Fabletics closet in my house, I am not joking. When I say Cam, behind the camera right now has on Fabletics shorts, Robbie has on a Fabletics tea and CJ, what are, oh, I haven't even seen. That's not like a Fabletics hoodie. That is sick. I haven't even seen

that. That's how many cool things they have. We wear Fabletics every single day. When I signed up as a new VIP over at Fabletics, I got 70 to 80% off of everything. So I ended up grabbing a few pieces from the collection along with some other everyday staples. It made trying the Jamar Chase collection a no brain. That's right, Jamar Chase, the NFL pro athlete. He is collabletics and he's dropped a new collection, so you should go check that out. So shop now at fabletics.com slash YSK to get 70 to 80% off of everything when you sign up as a new VIP. And yes, that includes that new Jamar Chase collection. Take a quick style quiz and be sure to select YSK when prompted to unlock this offer.

This is a limited time offer. So do not wait. Again, that's fabletics.com. S.YSK for 70 to 80% off of everything as a new VIP. Now on to the rest of the episode. I have to bring something up. Okay. We are officially back in football season.

We are. Now, all the early drinks aside, all the everything, I'm talking about simply waking up. on a Saturday or Sunday and knowing that you have a full day of football. I love that. It's the best. Now, I started talking to my wife about that and she immediately goes, what are you going to do with the boys? We're going to do with the boys on like these football things here in a couple years. I was like, I'm not doing what my dad did to me.

A couple years. Well, because they're too young to experience it. Oh, the boys isn't your kids. Yeah. What's your plans with Payton Ryan in them here like in 20, like in 2029? Like what are you doing? I did. I was like, oh, that's really nice.

And then I went, Wait, why a couple years? My children. I just miss hanging out with everybody, man. I love that. It will get them. Yeah, whatever. So what are you?

No, we won't. No, I'm just kidding. We definitely will. Yeah, whatever. But she goes, what are you going to like, are we going to have like Sunday traditions or whatever? And then it basically led to like, what did you do at your house? I was like, oh, God.

I was like, first thing, I'm not doing what my dad did to me. What did your dad do? Now, it wasn't every Sunday. But my dad worked very hard. Monday through Saturday. Sunday was his only off day. Now Sunday being his only off day, if he had to do around the house, like his personal life, it was one day to conquer it. I remember waking up on a Sunday morning and my dad came in, he was like, hey, he was like, I got the queso. We're making, you know his case.

Case, great. Case is really good. Great casso. He goes, the casos make it. I need you help in the backyard real quick though. And I was like, huh? He goes just before the games he started, the Cowboys had the noon slot before the game. I need you help in the backyard. I go, okay. He goes, just put on some clothes. I go to our backyard. I go to our backyard. This literally was like a jump scare. I go to the backyard the second I open the door. My dad goes, he's holding a chainsaw. He goes, goggles and gloves over there.

We got to cut all the trees down. Starts chopping the trees. And I go, Dad, I don't want to do that. I can't help you. That's scary. Loud, really loud. I'm in pajamas. He goes, you're not watching a play of football

until these trees are gone. And I'm just like, this can't be happening. It's dad 101. You're not doing that? That is absolute dad 101. You're not doing that with your kid? Oh, I'm doing that with my kids, but not on a sacred NFL Sunday. Okay, like a Wednesday. Like a Wednesday, some regular day.

But did your dad, did you ever have a dad 101 moment like that? 100%. My dad did the same thing. But I couldn't tell my dad no because he'd hit. You can't say that about your fucking. You're daddy, I don't want to. Okay, let's go back and forth. Hopefully this doesn't open up like bad memories for you.

Oh, dude, that's going to get glipped. Wow. Oh, that's funny. Oh, wow. But did you ever experience those typical, like, those, you go, Dad, Dad, no! Okay, now that's, that's, no. I demand it, remove it. So that's, I, that's, really,

I have everything you said, you've literally almost said the N-word, you just keep it, I don't care. And then this, you're like, let's cut it. You've literally, you're kidding. I've never almost said that. Never almost said that. You actually said.

I've never almost said it. Dude, I pronounced it perfectly. Dude, people that don't know us, like, it's bad. I try to protect you and you don't understand. People that don't know us. Anyway, back to the dad. I'm gonna have a yeast in fashion. Dude, no, you have some small little panties.

Dude, your panties are, oh my God. I've realized my balls are huge. Like way bigger than I thought. Anyway. Yes, my dad. Yes, okay. Could you have a specific one? Was it like a typical thing?

It was the typical same thing. Like, you'd be like, hey, come out here, Mowley Art. Dude. And then I, dead ass I couldn't say no. I'll leave the reason out. I couldn't say no, because you just don't say no to your parents. And so I was like, all right.

But I was always good at manipulating. And so what I would do is I would just fuck the yard up. I'm sorry, I can't. It's fine. Where's that? I would just fuck the yard up intentionally. It's like, because he was so keen about keeping the line straight when you mow.

Oh. Okay. I would literally go like this. You're like, yeah. And then so he's like, you literally take it from you, you stupid motherfucker-pank. Motherf-f-can't even go on a straight line. Get you in the house.

Yeah. Oh, no, no. Then you turn, you're like, bro. And I go f*** out of bevo. You go upstairs, you're like, yeah, he made me do physical labor again. This is going off the rails, bro. We're in Australia right now.

We're in Australia, so we are off the rails. We're off a 17-a-half hour flight, too, no Wi-Fi. Anyway, my dad, bro, that was- You know that kind of pissed me off. Sorry. You're your wife's, said that? What?

Because I have an app right for our flight. She said that off of me. No, no, no, no. No, we can, oh, fuck you. I'm talking about that. I'm saying, I got an app for the flight that shows like all the things of the flight. And one of the things said there's no Wi-Fi. And so when we told her that, she literally says, ah, it's probably not true.

I hate, just in general, I hate when people do that. What do you? That's, I mean, that's fucking K-Rop to a T. You mean, I'm looking at it. Oh, but. It's so K Rock. Yeah. Hey, bro, it says 2 plus 2 is 4.

He goes, I mean, if you want to be close minded, if you don't think it is, I mean, hell, if you don't think there's a way that we could sit here with our brain power and the help of Claude co-work and get 2 plus 2 equals 5, then I don't know what to tell you, you're going to be left in the past. And so, like, literally, that's just an Ikema. Like, I literally, oh my- I saw it on my airline app and it said, hey, like, in the experience of your flight is one of the things it says. And I clicked on it's like, okay, I want to know about, you know, the experience of my

It says, view your onboard experience. It goes, Wi-Fi, unavailable. I'm looking at that. Right there, it says it. That does say that in, I mean, I'm absolute Times New Roman. I'm the Nancy Bird Walton.

What is that? That's the name of the plane. We're getting on a plane that has a human name? Yeah, Nancy Bird Walton. That's sexy. Is the plane sexy? It's a double-decker. But I said that,

and then she later goes, nah, no, it's probably just, no, probably will. Just propaganda. I said, what? I almost got mad. Anyway. You should have.

No, honestly, can we get, can we land on icks for a second? Yeah. Can we just rip a couple? Yeah. And this might be a little insensitive. Oh, okay.

Are we doing a relationship mix again? We can do any ick, any ink you want. Okay. For me, something, if you wear glasses and you take them off and you look like a different person,

I don't like that. Oh my God, I agree. Oh my God, I never thought about that. Yeah, you fucking do. I don't like that. Oh, their face gets a little small.

Oh, that's my biggest ink. Always do more eggs. Oh my god, is it not so true though? It's really like this like, hold on, give me a second. I go, who the f*** you? You're not the same person. You're 42. Get contacts.

I know you don't want to put them in your eyes. Get them. You can't do it. Or just keep your glasses on. Or never take them off in front of me. Never take them off in front of me. Don't do that. I don't like that, bro.

I don't like that. You go. Rip one. Dude, I got a lot. Oh, wow. My mind's, I'm getting hateful. Oh, yeah. No, they might be incensed, but they're coming.

Here we go. Here we go. Oh, I got so many. Oh, my God. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my God. Oh, my fucking goodness. Oh, my goodness. I hate, I hate when people come to my house and they're too comfortable going to my restroom.

I hate that. Oh, show a little bit of courtesy like you don't want to go in there. Wait, what do you mean? Like the guest bathroom? Yes. What, like, they're just like, oh, I got to go take a shit. They just go? And they, whatever you got to do, number one, two, or just look at your face.

I don't care what you're doing. Add some reservation before you go into my bath there. Oh, like, hey, like where's the bathroom? Hey, do you mind if I use the bathroom? Exactly. Be like, hey, and they go? Yeah, they're like bathroom right here and they walk in. Excuse the f*** out of me.

That's fair. I hate that. That's fair. I didn't even think about that. Yeah. Another one I hate, don't run across crosswalks. I hate people that sprint across crosswalk. It's dangerous, first of all.

It's dangerous. You immediately look like you're 11 years old, and I promise you you're not in any threat. You are only going across it because you've been given the ride away from the walk. right away from the walk. Yeah. Walk. Don't run.

People literally grip their purses and bags. They're like, this isn't, this isn't, what is it? Flappy Bird or no, cross run? What's that game? It's not a game. It's real life. You have 28 seconds.

If you get crossed through 20 seconds, you probably shouldn't be walking anywhere. I'm sorry, bro. Just walk. It's a crosswalk, not a cross run. Another big egg of mine. Oh, if we're in a parking lot for more than 15 seconds and you're still looking for a parking spot,

I f***ing at you. Park somewhere. I don't care if you have to walk. God gave you legs. I hate people that take more than 15 seconds to park. I hate that. I want to tuck and roll out of the car so bad. Oh my God.

Dude, cars in general. If you are the mother that... Okay, say we're right here. This lane is going to end. Or this is an exit. You know you're not exiting. And you wait till the last second, the very last second to try to cut me out.

I'm not going to lie. I upgraded my car. I have a big... Now you're going in dirt. I swear to you, you're not doing that to me anymore. When I was in my K-5, I kind of have to yield, because I'll lose that battle. I'm not losing a shit.

I'm in a tank now. You will not, I will not to let you over. If I've seen you for over a mile, just go to try to beat cars and the last second, nope, nope, I'm absolutely doing a pit maneuver. I'm absolutely stopping you. I hate, I hate when people get their roofs worked on. If you get your roof worked on, I fucking hate you.

I don't, like, literally, I would rather your roof collapse and you get your roof worked on. 6.30 in the morning. I literally like I woke up in Baghdad. How many nails is a single shingles need? There's 3,000 shingles on the house. Every single one requires six nails. It's the loudest thing I've ever heard.

The loudest thing I've ever heard. Oh my God, dude. I hate it. Okay, that's good for pet peeves. Okay, yeah. Today's episode is brought to you by Quo. That is spelled QUO, the business phone system built so you never miss a call.

All it takes is one missed call. By the time you call back, the customer has already left a competitor of five-star review. You don't messed up. Look at yourself in the mirror. You don't mess up. But you don't want to.

At some point, you're just like, let's eff in quo. Come on now, I like that. Thank you for putting that there. That's why today's episode is brought to you by Quo, spelled QUO, the business phone system built so you never miss a call.

All your calls, texts, and voicemails live in one place, so anyone on your team can pick up a conversation, see the full history, and respond fast. You know, missed calls is just money left on the table. You don't want that. So set it up in minutes on any device, keep your existing number and add teammates as you grow. No IT, no hassle. Money is on the line. Always say hello with quote.

Try quo for free. Plus get 20% off your first six months when you go to quo.com slash y-sk. That's Q-U-O-com. slash y s k come on now get that money up not your funny up kuh oh to the rest of the episode we're bringing up houses we're bringing up lawn care i want to say something and i it's a genuine question i have like honest question i don't know if this is going to lead to a debate i don't know if this is going to lead to me sounding stupid i don't know but i'm genuinely bringing up a and i'm here for a grievance i have okay it's my first time living in a house it is a neighborhood like a real

neighborhood. Yes. Is it just me or is HOA the dumbest ever invented? The descendants of Satan! H-O-A sucks the biggest elephant balls in the world! You know what I think is dumber? You know what I think is dumber than H-O-A?

What? People that listen to H-O-A. Oh, if you listen to H-O-A, you might as well slap a sticker that says a f*** boy on your, like a moron on your forehead. Idiot! Because, because, okay, this is my first time living in a real neighborhood. Oh, my God. I don't have to listen to that, do I?

And that's where it's... Because who is the HOA the police? Essentially. No, they're not. No, yeah. Because the HOA is just people, homeowners associates... I can take it. Homeowners Association, for those of you who don't know,

is basically a committee of people that live in this neighborhood that just care in together and make rules. You have it wrong. Am I wrong? I don't know about H-R-W. What is it? So H-O-A, it's not just your fellow. peers. At that point, I literally gloat with my if it was just my peers. I'd be like, you're going to have to

force me to sell my house. That's what I thought it was. What's H.O.A. So H.O.A. is an actual, like, a company. What's the best? Now, there's like electives. There's people in the neighborhood that. No, I know, because I know who's in my neighborhood. And I looked at that H-O-A me and I was like, oh, y'all all live here. Yes, there's, like, there's like, it's like a board, no different than like a, uh, so who runs the HOA? I don't know. I don't know. The government? No, it's like a just state?

The state? Probably the neighborhood build. Like so when a new neighborhood starts, right, a company buys that land and then typically they sell it to like, I don't want to put any names out there, but the only one I can think of like, like union homes, market square, like whatever these companies that then build the houses. Okay. And they're the ones that's getting your money and like that. Okay. So they make a homeowners association. Now there is actual residents that help and they're on the board.

But basically you said are they the police? Yes. Think of them as a police that is like obviously lower tiered. But police, for example, you're not supposed to speed. No. We probably speed every time we drive. Now, if you get caught speeding, the police can take action. Same with the HOA.

This rule, you're not supposed to. We don't, as an HOA, we don't want basketball goals in the front. We think it lowers the values of all of our residents approaching houses. That's racist. That is, that's very racist. Just say, mm, never mind. Say, you don't want black kids outside. Yeah, I don't want black kids playing outside.

Yeah, that's 100%. If you say that, honest to God, you'd get more respect. People would hate you, but at least you're not being coward. Anyway, we don't want basketball goals in the front. You can pull your basketball goal out and play, and you're not going to get shipped off to Alcatraz. But at that point, they can send you a formal notice. Then if you do it again, they can find you. What if I don't pay it?

What are you going to do to me? But that's the thing. So my HOA sent me a picture of my trash cans that was outside. Because the trash guy came earlier than he normally does. So I missed it, and I put it out there anyway. And I was like, oh, well, I'm not going to bring it back in until next trash day. Because, well, no, because I, it's, but yeah, my house. And it's not your mistake.

And I don't feel like it. I don't feel like going out there and touching that and bringing it back and then taking it back again. Yep. I don't want to do that because this is my house. Yes. My house. Mine. So if I buy a house, I own it.

And if I own the house, I do what I want because it's my name on it. My name, my money. I do everything. I could piss on the walls if I want to because it's my house. Yes. So I got this guy that lives. three doors down that's taking a picture in a sedan and then sending me a printed out picture of my trash. I know it's there, Kyle. I know it's there. Who the fuck are you to tell me? Take it from me.

Take it. I bought the house. Take it from me. If you, if, if, wow, you're a better man than me. If I physically saw my three door down neighbor go and then he sent it, I'd be at his doorstep. Yeah. But no, they, now I, I, but what is the, what, you cannot take my house. It is my, my house. I want to reason. Peyton Hardin. You can go in there and you can, I mean, you can do absolute, you can do sacrifices in there.

I don't want to do that. You can piss on the walls. You can hang your TVs upside down. Yeah. Everything in your house, that's up to you. Now where HOA gets you is outside of the house. But I own that property.

You own the property, but the neighborhood has a certain code of conduct and standards and everything and all this. That's where they get you. I'm moving. We don't allow your weeds and everything like that. Your grass is made too high. I like weeds.

I like weeds. You can't have a certain color fence. You can't put your, your trash cans must be in the garage or in the backyard. See, that's why I think it's dumb to buy a house in an HOA. If you buy a house in HOA, it's like either you are a Karen or I'm not going to say that. But if you like look for HOAs, I get it because it can't protect you from some things. Like there's some people that are absolutely just nasty or whatever. But like, whenever I build my house, I'm building somewhere where there's no HOA.

No, that is the absolute, that's the golden standard. Because I want to shed my yard on fire and I want to be an inferno around my house, Guess what? Call me Cain. I'm going to set in my house on fire. Dude, fucking HOA.

Honestly, look at me, in the camera, if you're in a board of an HOA, find a friend. Like, what are you doing?

Like, you need that much importance in life so you can go by take pictures of people's basketball goals until black kids not to come outside.

Go f*** off and fuck yourself. And I saw this guy on TikTok that he got kicked off the, oh, dude, he's a weirdo.

I don't know, I'll tell you off camera. He's a weird guy. Okay, I just saw this last week on Twitter, just, I mean, the definition of the weird word. Yeah. You know if you're single in the country of Denmark, if you reach 25 years of age and you're still single, they tie you to a light post and they douse you with cinnamon. Wait, what'd you just say? If you're 25 years old in Denmark, you get put in a fire, what'd you say?

In Denmark. Yeah. If you make it to 25 years of age as a single person, the best part, your closest friends and family, tie you to a street post, a light post, any pole, they bound you to a pole. Yeah. And they bouse you with cinnamon.

There's a lot of cinnamon. Oh, no, this isn't like the cinnamon challenge. They get like Costco-sized cinnamon. They go, and what is that? And then they literally go, That's it. It's like a humiliation ritual for still being single at 25 from your closest loved ones.

First of all, what do you think that's accomplishing? Because like, you think somebody's going to get tied to a light post, get poured in f***ing oregano, and then be like, oh, now I'm going to go. Now I need to get laid out. Yeah, now I have the confidence go spit game. You're the smallest version of yourself after that. You got put paprika on your penis, on a light post,

outside of a postal service and you think you have the poise to go out there and pursue people bro, in the craziest part of I thought it was poised. I looked it up, there's so many videos. I want to look up a picture of... Go to Twitter, go to the internet, go to anything. Go to... literally

Denmark 25 single cinnamon. Some like that. I have to see it. I'm going to tell you if I've seen the same one. I don't know I smell cinnamon. Guess how I smelled cinnamon. I don't know how to smell Cinnamon. If we're being honest, that's the hardest word to spell.

If I had to guess how you spelled it, C-I-N-A-M-O-N. No. Cinnamon. No. Cinnamon and restaurant are the two hardest words. Ro, restaurant gives me a f***leap. I'm not even going to- Oh my God. The word definitely, the word definitely. I struggle with definitely more than any other word ever. This is how I spelled cinnamon. C-I-N-E-M-O-N. Like C-A? Like the cinema? In Denmark, friends and family traditionally, the tie unmarried people to a post or a chair and covering them in cinnamon when they're 25, wow.

Oh my God. Oh, it's a f***ot of cinnamon. Oh, man, that's a lot of cinnamon. Oh, insane. No, I'm not kidding. It's like industrial amounts of cinnamon. Please put that off the screen. Oh, my God.

Please put that on the screen for them. It is so, bro, but do you, are you like, are you not a hearing? But I'm like, you, that would have happened to you. If we, if we, everything, our life was the same, but we were in Denmark. You were, you were having fun. You had some girlfriends, but you weren't like tied down. You better your hope I drown in that cinema because when I get untied, you're dead. Are you kidding me?

Oh, bullshit. Bullshit. What the best. Suck a Frank. The best part is, you're saying that to me. Dog, it would have been your mom. It would have been your dad, Preston, and Carolyn. We would have been like rejoicing doing this to you.

Oh, you'll get them soon. There's some places on this earth I never want to visit. And Denmark's one of them. Yeah, they jumps at top my list. Denmark's one of them. This episode is brought to you by Mars. Man, you know, guys, sometimes when you hit those mid-30s like Cam's about to do, you start noticing things that just weren't as easy as they used to be.

And you know what? The more years that went by, the more Cam put up. under his bell, you know, it's the same workout, same diet, but it just felt like he wasn't moving the same. That's why a lot of people do Mars Men. Your body makes testosterone, but a lot of it gets locked up and can't be used. There's this protein called SHBG that basically handcuffs your testosterone. A little kinky. Mars Men is designed to help free lock testosterone so your body can actually use it. It goes like break the chains. Break the chains way. So no synthetic. There's no needles, just real ingredients that help optimize energy, focus, and strength.

That's important. All that stuff is really important. You know, it's also made in the USA. Shout out to all the people here in the USA. Third party tested and now available at GNC nationwide. And there's a 90-day money-back guarantee, so there's no freaking risk, dude. For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off, plus free shipping and three free gifts at men go-to-mars.com. That's men go to mars.com for 50% off and three free gifts when you check out.

After you purchase, they'll ask you where you heard about them. Where else would you tell them, please? Support our show and tell them that the usual podcast sends you. Love you. Go on to the rest of the episode. I want to go back to a conversation we had because last week on the Patreon exclusive, our girls talking about cruise ships, right? They were on a cruise ship.

Go sign up for the Patreon. If you have it, you can watch a full episode with Sarah and Liv. and they tell stories. But you know how I had that stint of the podcast where I was strictly talking about movie theaters and all the shit that was making me think of movie theaters and all the intricacies, it doesn't make sense. I'm on that vibe with cruise ships now.

Oh, God, almighty. We talked about the other week how they float and how they move, right? It's insane. I kind of even better question about cruise ships. Okay. Where the hell do they build cruise ships? That's like, I know that's a good question.

I know it's probably a question people have asked on the internet before, but I've never heard it. And I've never like got taught how. Like, how do you build a cruise ship that's 120,000 pounds, right? 120,000 tons. Yeah, I think that's what it's at 120,000. 120,000 tons. Where do you build that? So, okay, I don't know the answer.

Yes. I would say My guess is the ocean I don't think it's on the ocean It has to be on the ocean No it doesn't It's gonna be in a I mean a ridiculous

Ludacris size like hanger That is like in a port Or right next to water Okay so you build You build basically a skyscraper Yeah Inside a horizontal A horizontal skyscraper

Inside of a hanger How does that get to the ocean Will you put it on a You hit you to an F150 No they have it on a big I'm okay, now hear me out and we can, we can workshop this. My mind went straight to huge

hanger next to water, some massive thing of like conveyor belt. Not like, and it just drops down into the ocean. Don't think of like an actual belt. I'm talking about huge metal things just rolling over each other. I understand what you're saying. And then that has to be it. So then it just rolls nose dives deep into the ocean

like this. Maybe no. I think last time we saw that on a cruise ship which is called Titanic. Okay, from the side. from the side. I love the side. Oh, dude, magical. I mean,

I'm going to get it enough. I'd go right here. Side, drops in. It drops in from the side, so it goes, last time a thing went from the side, a cruise ship went to the side.

It was, there was a documentary about it. We lost some souls. Okay, not like that. It doesn't make sense. So look, imagine it's being built months of years ago by,

boom, it's amazing, it's so much, it's so ready for so much fun. And then this, whatever this mechanism, that mechanism, right,

it gets nice, It's ready to work. It's so ready. And then there's something over here that goes like this, and the ship goes, best guess. I don't know. I mean, you're beautiful, strange mind.

How do you think? My mind is like, we have like, we have like this floating thing in the ocean, right? And we build on top of it and then like we let it go. Look, we pulled the rug from under the cruise ship. That's the only way, like, We build it on the ocean because it's 120,000 pounds. First of all, how are we getting casino shit on there?

Like, how are we doing all that? How are we getting plates on there? I'm going to respectfully cease you're speaking. You think there's 120,000 tons. Tons. 120,000 tons. And you think we're doing a dinner trick with something that we built it on. In your own words, a skyscraper on the water.

And you think we're going and just whipping it out. And it's sitting there blissfully. The only thing that makes sense, bro. In the comments. But my conveyor belt slowly descending it into water makes no sense. Because the buoyancy and the leverage.

We're not nose dive in like Phelps. You said we're hitting a napkin trick. So if I'm sliding, right, say this is the ocean right here, right? Say this is the ocean. You never be that close. And I'm sliding, I'm sliding. I'm going to actually tip this way. Hey, yeah, maybe if there's a couch arm, you bag,

this is a flat surface that then slowly goes to its side. So our whole body... I don't understand what you're saying. Oh, dude. I don't know. Can I be honest? Can I be honest? When you say that, I feel like you don't want to understand it.

I don't. Thank you. Because I get bored. When you started teaching me, you're bored, bro. Like, I want to raise the question because it's a good question. Okay. I have a question for you. Okay.

I have a question of you. This is a curated, would you rather? Okay. Oh yeah, I love it. I simply thought of this for you. Okay. Because both will make you itch. Now, very simple.

Would you rather get publicly punched? publicly punched, once a quarter. How much is a quarter? How many times a week is that? Every three months. So, for one year, every quarter you get publicly punched. You cannot do anything about it. If someone else records it, they record it.

If someone sees you, just take a hit, you can't retaliate, you can't fight back. He's getting angry. Where do they punch me? It's up to them. Oh, I don't like that. I'm talking, very public. I'm talking, you're in the mall with Sarah.

Because I got some soft spots that are okay. Someone just goes, right in the gut, right in the face, you can't do none about it. Oh, they don't get me a count. Oh, oh, you don't know. I'm just getting stole, okay.

You're just getting stole off and you can't do shit about it. Okay, what's the other option? Once a quarter. Or, for that same year, every single conversation you have lasts for 10 minutes. Now, that doesn't seem too,

it's not bad. Think about every fan interaction we have. That's not bad. Think about every time. You gotta raise that time up for it to be harder. 10 minutes, I'll do that easy. Peyton, I'm gonna do one simple math for you.

I'm gonna do one simple study for you. Okay, let's say you and me go to a mall. Would you say it's crazy and so just such an outlier for us to take 30 pictures, 30 interactions? Yeah, that's normal. Okay, so those same 30 interactions, that'd be five hours of talking. One trip to the mall. But that's if I get in a conversation. I could ignore these people, right?

No, no, no, no. That's the beauty of it. Just how you can't retaliate it, you can't do whatever. If you, if someone goes, oh my God, Josh, can I have a picture? And you go, yeah, of course. It is 10 minutes of conversating. That would suck, but I would definitely take that. 100%.

You would take that. You're a better man, dude. Honestly God, I have, I have pride issues. You have no pride issues whatsoever. You are a better man. I'm not getting stole off on King. That's going to hurt my physical being. Once a quarter?

If I looked like you, yeah, I would get hit in the face all the time because not much will change. You're out of your, oh, that's so much better than this. That's so much better. No, it is, dude. It is. I would get punched. I would take the punching like that.

Yeah. I live a normal life. And one time every three months, I just get punched. But you have kids, dude. If you get stole off on in front of your kids, you got to give them away. Like, you can't get punched. They're young. They're too young.

You're never going to be able to discipline them. I'm literally going to go like this. Liv starts crying. What the fuck? My boys start crying. I just go, hey, hey, hey, hey, this is the lesson, man. Love thy neighbor. Love thy neighbor.

And you don't want to love thy neighbor to talk to your neighbor? It's not that. It's a logistics thing. You know how my brain works. Just don't go to the mall. Okay. Any, but a whole year, any, any single setting where a conversation can present itself is 10 minutes on. I could have a 10 minute conversation.

But what about? Easily right now. Okay. I don't disagree. You can easily have a 10 minute conversation. And then the second you leave that person and someone else goes, hey man, are you Payton Hardin? And then that's 10 minutes. I ignore them.

And then that's the caveat. That's the beauty. You'd have to eat. Okay. So then which is worse? you start ignoring every single person that tries to talk to you. Is that not bad?

No. Is that not bad in the public eye? Is that not bad for- Oh, is that in the public eye? I don't want to get punched or talk to you. So I'm going to be an asshole and ignore you. Like, you understand it's not just me wanting to be an asshole. Like, it's either I get f***ing hit

or I talk to you and your stinky breath for 10 minutes. I'm not doing it. Oh, dude, you're better, punch me. Punch me. Would you rather get punched once a quarter, you can't do anything about it, or every conversation you have for the next week is 10 minutes? You should have made that time longer, like an hour.

Then actually you have to think about that. You actually have to think about that. An hour. An hour. So you, okay. Yeah, thanks, buddy. That's what I'm saying. You got to make it more hard.

10 minutes, I'll do it every day. Okay, an hour. Would you rather get punched randomly once a quarter? You can't do anything about it. And it's publicly. A lot of people are seeing it. Can I double it and pass it to Sarah? She'll take one for the team.

I'd be like, babe, he's coming. She'd be like, no, no, I hear his footsteps. Please, Sarah. She goes, just jumps in front of it. It's like this. No, I wouldn't do that. An hour long.

That is utter nonsense. At that point, I swear to God. If they can hit my soft spot, yeah. If they get in my soft spot, for sure, for sure. Yeah. I got to, I don't know what I should do right now.

Should I transition? Should I give them the sneak peek of Patreon? Oh, you were talking about that. All right, guys. We, um, if you don't know, we are in Australia right now. So, we're trekking through this jet lag, but blowing and going.

A lot of y'all haven't been over to our Patreon. And we want to give y'all a piece of a Patreon exclusive. Now, our Patreon exclusive episodes are every single Wednesday, and it's with a full YSK crew with interchangeing guests. And the other week, we talked about a wildhouse party we had. And it was, this is literally every week on Patreon is this kind of energy. We play music. It's uncensored.

It's an entire another episode. Like a whole, it's not like a 10 minutes. It's over an hour. Yeah. Every single Wednesday. So join prime or royalty to get these every single week. But here is the Patreon. Now this is going to be censored, but over on Patreon, it's not.

And it's just a piece of our Patreon exclusive. Absolutely enjoy this. Enjoy it. This episode of Us should Know podcast is brought to you by Mod. Mod prescribes a once or twice daily medafinil drink that can keep. you energized, focus, and alert throughout the day. Let me tell you about it. Here's the mechanism.

Energy drinks with caffeine temporarily block undenicine, the chemical that makes you tired. So it's a temporary, it's like a little band-aid for your boo-boo, but it's not real stitches if you know what I'm saying. It builds up and then when that caffeine wears off, whoof, it all comes crashing down. Now, medaphano works differently. It engages multiple pathways in your brain,

like dopamine, no epinephrine, and many others to achieve achieve a steady energy and alertness for up to 10 to 12 hours. Medafinil was invented in the 1970s and since then it has been used by the highest performers on and off the planet, soldiers, pilots, and even astronauts. Visit mod.com, that's mOD.com, for a free consultation and get 10% off your first order, plus free shipping with our promo code YSK. That's promo code YSK at mod.com. See their website for important safety information, and we thank Mod for sponsoring the pod.

Now on to the rest of the episode. I want to let you know that What Not is giving away 20 Nintendo Switch 2s. I mean, that is absolutely insane. I have What Not. I want Nintendo Switch 2s. If you don't know what What Not is, basically you've been living under a rock. You know I've been super into collectibles and like memorabilia and cards. What Not is basically just a live.

streaming platform with live auctions and it's like it's a beautiful community i love whatnot they have a bunch of different categories where if you want like sports cards tcgs if you want memorabilia i've bought statues like like statues to put into my house off of whatnot so as you can see right here me and cam hopped into an auction and basically he wanted a Pokemon card i wanted wwe sports cards it's super simple i mean it categorizes it for you perfectly there's these auctions with like 4.95 stars. There's the ones I like to go to and it's super simple. We bid on these cards and we ended up hitting and they came into the mail and it was an absolutely beautiful thing. So you should join whatnot right now because I tell you once you get in there,

there is no going back. You'll absolutely fall in love. Everybody that I know is absolutely fall in love that has gotten to whatnot. So use my link or scan the QR code to get $15 off your first purchase anywhere on the app. So those those, that Pokemon card and that that WW card that you just saw us buy, that would have been $15 off of that price that we bought it for. So use that link or scan the QR code. And to enter the giveaway for the 20 Nintendo Switch 2s, sign up to What Not and make sure you're following at Whatnot.

But you might as well use my link to download What Not because it gets you $15 off your first purchase anywhere on the app. Good luck to everybody. Shout out to What Not. absolutely love it actually right whenever i'm done doing this i'm gonna get back on whatnot enjoy the rest the episode whenever you first met robbie did you get any be like hint of too touchy too close no actually like the first time he even touched me was like two days ago i think for real outside of like a hug it was good like and earlier today just i forgot what you were saying but

you're like and i was like oh okay but y'all have a relationship yeah exactly i think he has it prematurely touched me have you seen him prematurely touch people No. Well, he acts good in front of the... I would say I was prematurely touched in the scrotum and butt region from Robbie, but it made me instantly just open up more, though. Now, I'm not, this is not advice to do that to others. Don't do that.

I'm saying, I'm saying he definitely rushed the agenda of the ball tap. Like, I mean, it was about fourth to fifth time watching UFC, CJ's house. We're all chilling. And I got a nut sack tap. I will say, we're boys now. though. I mean, Nutsag tabs were at a eye. They were at a eye. Everybody walked around that household, even women

with their crotches covered, because you might get a tap. No, you couldn't turn a fucking corner in that house without being, I mean, ooh, you gotta have, you gotta have one cup. Let me further this conversation at what point of a relationship with your homie, is it okay to nuttapped him? That's a beautiful question. Let's go one at a time here. I think anytime. Anytime's the right time.

If I can't nut tap you, we're probably not homies. Wow. No, I think that's a different, no. Knowing somebody. How long it's you knowing you're a guy that you're going to be with? You would nuttab Diego the first day you said what's up, Tom Coding? So now you know, now with that in your mind.

No, the first day. You should be able to like, that's absolutely. If we're cool and we're chopping it, I probably wouldn't. But yeah, if I can't,

if I can't at least fuck with you a little bit, yeah, we're probably not homies. It's probably not. No, no, no, I'll clear that up for you.

You're not homies. This is the first time you've met Diego. That's cool. I make friends instantly. So you do. but I make friends instantly and I can't argue that first time talking to somebody

I'll know your I'll know your deepest desires of life that's not true you think okay wait before you disagree with him what is your gauge when is the right time

to that type of homie and the conception is meeting the guy yes okay so the first time I've met the guy hell that might be how I meet you and greet you hey bum you go f*** you seem cool and you're packing names Cody

four inches Cody Robinson. He goes, oh, fuck me. You're a show, ain't you? Oh, your show, boy. Nice to meet you. Where are you from? What's your deepest, darkest desire?

Okay, what's your time frame? From meeting someone, what's up, bro? Oh, shit. I like John Jones, too, to now we're talking, hanging out. Maybe we see each other in a couple more settings. I'm not touching your genitalia, and I mean this wholeheartedly. I have yet to touch Daryl's. And I've known Daryl for over a year.

Yes. I would say, we're hitting this shit off perfectly. I'm it has to be at least a year I cannot touch your now right now if I got up and touched Daryl's nutsack now that it's a scene it'd be weird

but if it was like the camera's cut all right boys everybody drive safe I don't think there's anything weird I think it's good I think it's loyal I think we're good a stranger

it has to I mean the absolute quickest I would ever do that is like six to nine months okay there's no way I'm touching your on the fourth time

we've hung out Okay, so Dariel, what is your time frame? Are you, I feel like Dariel's in the position of I'm never touching my friend's nuts. Oh, there's, I've known people my whole life. Wait, hold on, what? But, like, definitely that. I'm probably not doing that. Yeah.

Most thing I'll touch is like a, or, like, you know what I'm saying? Wait. Tickle your feet. Yeah, I'll tickle somebody's feet, though. I've never touched my homie's toes. I'm going to let you know that. That might be stranger than a nut town. I'm not going to argue and say it is.

Yeah. If you're a graphic effort to go into tickling feet. No, I'm not going to rub your feet. feet either. Yeah. So wait, let me explain why are you, why are you going to the feet rather than the testicles?

Oh my God. It's a sleepover. So it's like, I'm walking past you on the bed and then like, I just, I don't know those feet's out. Yeah, I'm going to tell you what,

I would think a lot. Hey, get off me. If we was at a sleepover, I swear to God, and you nuttap me, I'm not thinking anything of it. If we're a sleepover and you walk by and you tickle my feet,

I'm leaving. I think you're trying to put it in my ass. I know, bro. There's no way I'm sticking around for that. Now can I also say... Now can I also say... You walk by and you... My feet dog?

You can be in ticklish as a grown man. Can I see what you're... What you do when you tickle a foot? Like, what's your hand position? Not on me. Go ahead. Go ahead and go to him. Oh, that's a lot of digit moving.

One more time. Do you make a noise with it ever? No. So you're a silent scraper. Yeah. And now, have you nut tapped before? Mm-mm. No.

I do personally because, one, it's less violating, but also more effective. I do back of the hand. Of course. You can't front hand. That's more a lot of grope. No, if you front hand, you're just grabbing. You got a hitting the gym.

Yeah, you're hit that old. You go, what's up, buddy? Good to see you. Nah, never mind. I can't say what I was going to say. No, there's no way. It's got to just be, okay, what were you going to ask? I was going to say, is this wild saying that as two men approaching 30,

y'all both consider that a sleepover? I've not had a sleepover since I was 11. Now, I've stayed the night. I stayed the night at Peyton's house on Thursday. I was about to say you slept over. No, no, I stayed the night. That was definitely a sleepover. That was a sleepover.

I stayed there. We got together like we were in high school, like junior high. Cam called. I'm the only one that stayed. I mean, a sleepover? We're fucking bringing bags and pillows and blankets. Let me tell you what Cam did. I brought a phone charger.

The only difference is we all have necessities and shit. Cam came over. He was like very excited, right? He was the first one at the house. He came over. He instantly got. got into the house and screamed. He was like, yeah!

F***! Boys! And I said, oh, he's happy. We got to give it to him. He doesn't get these options. So fucking happy. He ran upstairs, right? He ran upstairs to where we were.

He started grabbing me. He grabbed CJ. He was like, dude, are we ready to have a fucking good time, man? He's like, pop me a corona. So, yeah, keep going your story. I just want to, I want to highlight at the end how that night ended versus us. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then, so he's excited.

He's running around. He's slapping my wall. and sh- right he's worked up a sweat 30 seconds into him being in the house off strong he so you know how I my upstairs has a balcony and oh yeah there's a little rail where you can if you decide to go over you can stand he's been in my house for all of a minute and a half cam goes over my rail on the top floor and is standing over there and he's like tell me I won't f*** jump right now I'm gonna fop on this thing right now I have a picture they say it's the white as shit please show me

Send it in court. What is the white is shit? And I was completely over the rail. Like, I could have dropped. And I literally, can you add this to the thing, please? Because it's going to make this thing

hit 10 times harder. I just sound like you had a night without a chair. Sit in the group? Yeah, I'm sitting it in the group right now. I am the parent, and I had a night

without my responsibilities of my children. So I just sent it in court. Tell me I won't fuck up. So once I'll get the reaction, CJ, we'll put it up on the screen as it sent. I swear to God.

I was, I was willing to, too. Hands were off, bro. I was feeling fucking boost, boys. Oh my God. Oh, I was feeling loose. I'm not going to lie to. I'm not going to lie to him.

Tell me I won't jump right now. If there would have been a carpet down there, I probably would have done it. If there had been a carpet. It just had been a hard wood. I was like, fuck that. This is he, like a net. And then so he, so now we're playing ping pong. We've sat him down.

We have to grab him over the balcony because he was being too. They grabbed me like a fire department would. Like if someone that's going to jump off a bridge. You got like grab. We like grabbed him. And so then he was sitting down, but he was. was jittery, so he was so excited, he was waiting for everybody to come over. Because a lot of us rolls have come over. So Daryl, like, was outside.

You tell Daryl, fuck, man, man. Why is he sitting outside, man? Dario, get up, tell somebody to come up, man. No, he does that weird. He was like watching this car outside. We have a theory that you were watching Twitter on your car before he came in. Yeah, I was on to follow my sister. That sucks. Well, back to the story. Well, then he sounds better. He started calling people. He was like, dude, where's everybody at? where's all the buddies? Where's all our friends at? He starts making rounds of phone calls, seeing where people are at. Called everybody.

Then he realizes, fuck, we didn't invite enough people. So he calls more people to invite them. I swear to God, he calls Pierce Listener. Yeah, he did. He goes, he goes, Zelly, Tully. Zelly, what are you doing, man? And he was like, I'm in the car with my girl. He goes, what?

And he goes, ah, dude, I just want to let you know. He lied to him, first of all. He came's a big liar. He goes, why lie? And that was. But it's more of a kind of just pave over the conversation. It's not like, you know. Anyway, he lied.

And he goes, we just thought of this today, but we're having a boys night at peas. He was like, I just told Robbie about it too. He's coming. I just told Ryan about it. It's like very impromptu. We came up with it at work. And he goes, bro, it's going to be a good time. We have alcohol.

We might have a little bit of smoke. We have everything, man. Dude, don't even worry about anything. We got to do you want to bring anything? Oh, my God. I said, there is drinks. but I know you're new to the drink game. If you have a specific beverage of choice,

you might want to go ahead and bring it. But if not, there's some beers and probably some whiskey. Dude, he's like, we're gonna watch music videos. And we did. We did. We did. And so excited to see, oh, you're fucking media room.

Yeah. You talk about, you talk about a palace for being inebriated. That is a- With my galaxy. That is a magical room to have an inebriated night in. The f***ing sound system, the comfy couch, there's so much room to be. just lay out and sprawl out all this carpeted.

I mean, God, Jesus, it's dark in there. So we had a great time. We had a great time, and I will put this on wax right now. There's no better game to do with your homies than left, right center. Like that is so fun, bro. No, no, no, I can. And then back to that moment, Dariel, a grown man, Dariel that is very, like, you know, he's a nice guy, sweetheart, but he's like exterior.

He's a hard dude. Like, he can hold his own. You wouldn't want to f*** him. type of guy that bump up one and left right center and Dario said yes no no oh my god he didn't have knee talk dog he fucking Diego rolled that B is out all Dario had to do was get a die he got that dot he said yeah all for I got a $24 or something no no oh my god and one of the most I know okay especially when I'm in that mindset when something funny happens and then I

deliver to everyone else it's very funny because like I'm like almost, it's like a spidey sense. Like, I'm so out of it, but certain things I'm so locked in. It's like moments that other people didn't see because y'all are having your own conversations. So there was multiple of those. They're really funny. Dude, my fucking favorite was from Dario.

Dario was also kneebraided. He was trying to pass the dice to Ryan, dog. This fucking standing still, like, you would have thought we just ran a mile. Yeah. We're standing still. Like his feet are planted. Terriel, like, tripped over himself.

He was saying, he'd go, Ryan, it's your, It's your turn. He, like, threw the dice. The dice fell off the fucking island. And no, like, I almost felt bad because I felt like I was calling him out. Yeah. Because everyone else was, like, talking. Like, Carol, I was talking to Diego.

Pierce is sitting there. You were talking to fucking. Yeah, Jesus. You were talking. And I was so just, like, locked in that moment. I started just, like, crying, laughing. It was hilarious. He was just standing straight up.

He was like, here, Ryan. He, like, fell and threw the dice. That's so funny, man. That night, dude, y'all can't tell me we don't need to do that more. No, your brain. Your brain is you, bro, so, yeah, yeah, your brain's so you. No, but I'm saying, when's the last time that... We wait on you to say it?

I know, but when's the last time that, like, y'all have done something like that, just in the house, not going out afterwards, that many people? No, not that many people. That's what I'm saying. That's fun, bro. But the reason it was that many people is because you were there. Oh, yeah, I know. And I know, that's what I'm saying.

Well, yeah. We need to do that more. Like we need to do it It's on you is what we're trying to say Yeah I will Once you make the call I promise you

That many people and more will come Bro Yeah I just I think it's so funny Like just Just those moments like that one with you And you were like so sincere And he said Where'd Ryan go?

Oh you're like You're crossed at this point I mean you're you're feeling really It's genuine like Oh the heart to go Where'd Ryan go And somebody goes I think he went to take a shit

And then a flip of a switch You go I was like, what the Kirov lost at that moment. I don't know why. I literally turn into like a pirate. You get weird, bro.

You get weird. Wait, wait, where's Ryan? Yeah. I think he's taking a little bit. No! Just so you can eat? What was it for? Yeah, just so you can eat.

Oh my God, bro. Y'all were fission me. We have five warm, amazing smelling pizzas. And at some, let's all wait. Nobody said that. Nobody said that. You was in your brain. It was in my head, dude.

And so you saw. I literally was like, bro, you keep trying to get everybody else to eat so you could eat. Yeah, bro, and I already started. I had two slices. And then he literally goes, P, what the fuck? I'm like, what? He goes, dude, you didn't say we're eating. I literally, I guess in my mind I thought that was like a Thanksgiving type thing.

Like we're all going to start. Like we're going to start the assembly lines. Like, bro, there's no women here. And I'm not going to lie. I saw you got your pizza and I was fucking picked. I was like, bro. I was like, what the fuck? I've been waiting for 10 minutes.

And he just took. I was like, can I go eat? Yeah, there's no women here. We don't have to be polite. Yeah, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, fucking thrown when I saw you had pizza. I was like, what do you mean? That pizza was so bad.

It was fired. Innegraded out of your mind or stone cold sober. That batch of Domino was the best. It's because, and it came from a fuck from this guy. And I asked him six, oh my God, I asked him six times before we left. I said, CJ, I know I am not like,

100% here. Yeah. Why the f would we put in a delivery pizza order if we're going to go pick it up? See, he's like, dude, I swear to God, that's what Payton told me to do.

He said to pick it up on the way back to the house. Why do you think we're leaving before them? I said, so we can get to the house. Wait, so we had it delivered somewhere to pick it up? The order was set for delivery for Payton's house. Yes, it was.

No, it wasn't. That's what. CJ, the dude in the window said, oh yeah, your order's not ready yet. We're going to have to make. that for you. They were going to deliver it.

It was late. They weren't trying to work. That's wrong. Exactly. So that's what I'm saying. Due to the fuck, though, because we pulled up on it. It made it taste 10 times better. They literally like, holy fuck, this must be delivery, but they're here right now. We got to make their shit. So when I tell you, they, like, right then and there, they made the cheesy bread

and the five pizzas. It was boiling hot. But by the time bro, to the time, by the time we got to the house, though, I didn't even get to try that. Oh, you didn't like, you didn't like, purchase anything. I was like, why is it I'm probably eating this. No, because he was fasting.

I had a blood test. Yeah, he was fasting. He said that. Because I asked him, too. I said, I said, I said, drinking or not? I said, Robbie, that pizza is great. What are you eating? He was like, I can't, bro.

I got to, I'm fasting for the morning. I was like, bro. Literally, the people there that didn't drink were like, this pizza is phenomenal. It was so good. And Darryo. So then we went to the sun room to smoke cigars. Like, great way to end a boy's night. Right?

You're smoking cigars. You're a little drunk or whatever. Yeah, it's good, but I'm not going to lie I was fucking pissed when I got home. I closed. I'm like, dude, it will make your clothes. Oh, yeah. Sorry, continue.

I went to bed. Yeah, so we hope. And I guess this was Dario's first. I'm in a cigar, which I didn't know because he does hookah. Like, he knows what to do. I didn't even see this part. I think I was playing CJ.

I look over. This one, Mario was hitting me like a blood. He goes, oh, your tummy was probably. He goes, He goes, man, you're supposed to get a boss off this? I said, yeah, bro, just in your gums.

And you're like, you push it out. He goes, y'all not inhaling? No, that shit hit me hard. I was like, how are they doing this? How are they hitting this? He was like halfway through his. I'm like, he should be fucking. Yeah, there is a.

Yeah, the other cam was like, yeah, I've seen him taking like a champ just like, you know, like a real man over there with hair on his chest. I'm like, what you mean? I just didn't it like I'm supposed to Yeah No, that was my first time It's like you've faced half the cigar Into his lungs

That's crazy I can't imagine That's wild We then went to watch music videos You cannot tell me First off Cam's so funny First off I don't know

How much you actually watched Kim you're I have so many photos of you asleep No I know no No I know it got weird At one point The other cam Cam Russell was sitting right next to me

And my my For whatever reason The way my body was positioned My dozing off pattern Was just from about shoulder line up just heavy lean to the left so I'd sit here and I'd be watching I was like and I was going he's gonna put your head on his shoulder but he was like I felt bad because every time he was like this like giving me space to like slump and then one time I literally woke up

and I was like I was like oh I'm sorry bro and like I was looking you in his eyes I was like I came back and I was like bro you were you were nodding you'd be like this you're grooving Yeah. And you'd still like, you'd be like, yeah, hold on, hold on,

you go like this. And wake up right back in time. Dog, that was, but that's also, obviously the, the, the,

the vices help with that feeling. Oh, of course. It was, it was genuinely the fact that it was like 1.30 in the morning. I go to sleep at like 10.30. My favorite,

I mean, once it hit 11, Cam was by it. Oh, I didn't know. I can be stone cold sober. If it hits 11 o'clock, I'm like,

woo, I left. I left first and I was like, can't be good? Yeah, man, I'm just a little tired. I said, you can go to bed. Like, it's not off limits. But it was boys night. You were like, no, I can't do it, man. We should, we should do like a bimonthly boys. We should schedule it, put it in our kids. So far. And the, you should know podcast. All right, guys, that was a part of our Patreon exclusive. You want to see another episode every single week. It is over on our Patreon. Patreon. Patreon.com, I should know podcast. or click the link in the description, completely ad free, completely uncensored,

playing music, the whole gang, absolutely wild, and we have more stuff over there like Quala Ruralty episodes, live streams, like five or six different shows. It's like a Netflix for You Should Know podcast, and you should know studios. So go, go enjoy it.

Yes, sir. Appreciate everyone of you coming back. We absolutely love you. He just told you what those links in the description are, so you can go ahead and click them. We're in Australia. We're doing the thing, and we're going to be back soon.

But we absolutely love y'all. Confuse the casuals, get to good karma with this week's secret code, HOA. We're going to keep it simple, and we're just going to simply put that everywhere so they can all know that we're just like, you know what I'm saying? H-O-A, leave it in the comments everywhere,

confuse the casuals and get your good karma. We absolutely love y'all. Remember, one night that took a lot of years and coming home to Christmas, so we will see you over on the Patreon. And next time. Yeah. No, I had a basketball goal.

They said no.