You Should Know Podcast - OUR MESSAGES WERE LEAKED! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: March 18, 2024

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The You Should Know Podcast. The You Should Know Podcast. We're back and we got the new merch on! Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 104, round of applause, please. Oh my God, what an episode, what a surprise, what a surprise. For the audio listeners, head over to the YouTube so you can see it. We have now revealed the new merch and we have a release date.

We're not going to say the release date for the merch until Cam joins the podcast. But this is one of two pieces that we are dropping that will be available to you very soon. But if you're new here, if you haven't already, look below. You see subscribe button is pressed. You're wrong. If you look even more below that, you see that comment section says, Fulfilled with your name. Guess what? Even more wrong.

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bring him out bring him out Cam's gonna make me scream and shout it's hard to yell when that bad rail's in your mouth swizzy we got Cam's going to make me scream and shout. It's hard to yell when that bad rail's in your mouth. Swizzy. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Give me a regular dab. I'll give you everything you ever wanted in this live. I like your hat.

Look at me. Look at me. I love you. I love you more. Oh, my God. Hey. That felt good. Hey, this is going to be a banger episode.

I never mean it when I say it. We got to go. Before you rip my heart out, guys, this is the second piece of merch that is coming out. I don't know if you can tell via camera. All right? First off, give it a look. They don't even know. I'll describe it to them.

The front. Lower down a little bit the front we got the ysk in the bubble with you should know under it and then we got the back lower a little bit hit them hips get them lower there you go we got the you should know puff print on the back as well this material of this new merch guys what we're doing guys is is is we're not making merch anymore we're making streetwear we are we have we have finally crossed the barrier we we stayed the course we stayed patient yep we found a beautiful partner yep and yeah now we're ready for y'all to have it we're ready for y'all so so basically the mission behind this new merch drop is we're making it higher higher. Talk to them.

More exclusive. So there's only going to be about 100 pieces of each. Of each. So as you heard, our first drop. You want to tell the date now? I'll let you tell the date. You tell it. You tell the date. No, we'll tell you at the same time.

We'll rock, paper, scissors. Same time. We'll rock, paper, scissors. We'll do it like episode 100. Same time. Okay. Ready? One, two, three.

March 25th. March 25th. That is a Monday. That is going to be the monday hell next monday next monday next monday so that is from monday the 25th until they sell out yeah okay so guys the way we're approaching these yep it's not like the past you're not gonna have 20 different things nope to choose from you have two pieces. Yep. An amazing white and orange colorway shirt, puff print. I don't know if you can hear it. Puff print. It is popping out. It is popping. It'll stay like that forever. It is fantastic quality and hell, if you're like me,

it's fun to fidget with. If you want to just rub your chest. Oh, it feels so good. Hello, good morning. Feels so good. It feels amazing, and the designs are beautiful. So you have this exclusive white and orange colorway tee. I'll give you one more look at it. Nice. I like when you drop low. And it has a white SK going through the you should know with the bubble. You got a thing on you. You know what, Cam?

You like that stance? You read the comments of last week's episode. I read some. Yeah, all the butt comments. You're like, oh. I read some. So you want to drop it a little low. You want an edit of your butt.

No, I don't. I don't want an edit of my butt. Somebody make an edit of Cam's butt. I'll take a Cam edit. I don't really want an edit of my butt. No, you want to edit your butt. I'll take a Cam edit. But yes or no, did we hit five sets of hip thrusts yesterday?

We did. We did. I made eye contact with a grown man. I made eye contact with a large man the whole time I was doing it. I was doing hip thrusts like this and looking dead in the eyes of this grown man. And I was like, I'm focused. You're like, I know what I'm here for. He's like, you're cutting the show.

That's your fault. So this is the first peach. Peach. First, hey, peach. Miss Peaches. I love Miss Peaches. Shut up. Anyway, this is the first piece.

The second piece, P, give them a little, give them one more thing. Well, I'll just put it up on the screen. Or you can just not be lazy and give it to them. You got a beautiful beautiful black hoodie with a white puff print YSK on the front with the stars, shooting for the stars, all that type vibe. The beautiful color. Your ass cracks out a little bit. A little bit of ass crack.

I'm not gonna lie, but they can't see it. Again, very large puff print YSK on the back. Feels fantastic with the beautiful stars and a nice little colorway. I'm not going to lie, but they can't see it. Again, very large puff print. YSK on the back. Feels fantastic with the beautiful stars and the nice little colorway. I'm very excited about this merch, Ryan. And it's so soft. So soft. Ryan wore it to – we went to go see Tom Segura.

He wore it, and he was like – he was down here like cozied up. It was like a blanket. He was like this. It's the best thing we've ever put out. Oh, my God. I just can't wait for y'all to get it. We signed a deal with the people – the people that make this make shirts for Travis Scott merchandise, for Travis Scott, Kanye, Drake.

Their merch is in PacSun. PacSun. They've had a collab with Stussy that's been in – what's the other one like PacSun? Hot Topic. Not Hot Topic. Zoomies. Zoomies.

Zoomies. So, I mean, it's fantastic. Obviously, we love it. I hope y'all love it. And it truly is the best thing we've ever put out. So, March 25, it's fantastic. Obviously, we love it. I hope y'all love it. And it truly is the best thing we've ever had. Yeah, so March 25th, be ready. Have your alarm clocks clicking. Because there's only 100 pieces of both, and then they're gone.

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them what happened when we met Tom? Because that is outrageous. So we got invited to the Tom Segura show. Fantastic show, by the way. One of the best comedians ever. One of the funniest podcasters ever. Him and Bert Kreischer do Two Bears, One Cave. And so

we have the same team, right? Basically a bunch of people on our team, a bunch of people on his team. He did a show in Dallas. We went to American Airlines Center. They hooked us up with fantastic seats. Thank you, Travis and Grayson. Thank you, WME. Thank you, Tom Segura. Thank you, Ryan. So we got there we watched tom sagura's show hilarious fantastic show i watched a woman i watched a woman spit on somebody it was fantastic we'll talk about that

more later after we got invited to the after party because he's promoting his new vodka we go to this after party lounge right we're sitting in the lounge i kid you not there's no more than 35 people in that lounge. Yeah, it's very intimate. Very intimate. Very good vibes. Great vibes in American Airlines.

A lot of cool people walking around. Tom Segura walks in, right? I'm like, oh, that's so cool. I'm a big fan of him. We just watched the show. Yep. We wanted to meet him, right? Yeah, of course.

As anyone should. As the night goes on, we get the opportunity to go up to talk to Tom. Yeah. Hey, Tom. I'm Peyton. Yeah.

Kim. I'm Kim. What's up, Tom? Name's Kim.'s cam tom's nice guy we're talking to tom right talk as we're talking to tom right shooting this we're definitely shooting this as we're talking to tom segura i realize this is a crazy moment we're talking to tom segura about the podcast, about his podcast, about our podcast. I'm starting to get in my head now. As you know, I am an anxious freak. I am very nervous all the time, especially when I'm meeting one of the goats in the game. Somebody who we look up to. I'm having an outer body experience.

Now, something came out of my body. It was definitely out of body experience so i'm drinking his new vodka it's fantastic very good that's a better osos porosos shout out porosos uh we're drinking right talking to tom oh yeah we are and it's a bad mix when payton gets alcohol and nerves in him because i start to lose control of my body now I'm talking to Tom right I'm looking at Tom Segura's eyes talking to him about business about podcasting I feel something in my gut something I can't control and I kid you not I'm like a foot away from this man I am in his mouth. Oh, it's very intimate. I mean, we're arms length apart. Like, I can literally just extend my hand a little bit.

I'm on him now. That's how close we are. As he's talking to me, I feel something in my gut rumble up. And I feel it shoot down towards my asshole. And I can't control it and so i open up i go now luckily there was music playing and a lot of people talking so he didn't hear it but he audibly saw me go yeah and okay and i've been around payden plenty of times so he has the jump scare of like oh shit i just farted but he also has this face it's like he's seen like a ghost like he's seen an ancestor right so we're in the middle of talking oh yeah oh it was

amazing show love so much so let's talk this, that, and third. We're just, you know, talking, right? And all of a sudden, again, can't hear it, right? There's music, good vibes, and a nice little lounge. But all of a sudden, Peyton goes. His lip does this quiver thing. When he farts, he went. And I was like, oh, my God. You just shat your pants. So me, this might be crazy, borderline disgusting,

but I was actively trying to smell it to see if it was like an abort type of mission. We have to leave this after party. I'm going to put it on my scale of earthquakes. If it's a two, we can stay. Blame it on the guy next to us. If this is an eight or higher, Tom, it was a pleasure. I got to get him to a toilet. So in the middle of speaking with tom i see this right i see that i'm like oh god he beavered i

just saw he just did his beaver so i go yeah so uh no but yeah we definitely did that and and this is how we start oh no i'm sorry just. Just, I'm actively trying to sniff out this fart, which I cannot believe I'm saying this, but the things I do for you, don't ever question my loyalty. Don't ever question me ever again. I'm sitting here, and I'm not picking up much. Maybe, hell, maybe there was a sweaty guy next to us. I don't know.

But the fart, it was very evident that it happened, but luckily. Luckily, it didn't. Luckily, it wasn't an eight out of ten we didn't have to abort but I could see time hold your ass like we're having a fantastic conversation we just we just crossed the threshold of like of of friend stuff peer stuff just talking fun and stuff now Now we're talking business. And you go, and you beavered. And I said, there's no way we're talking, getting to network with a goat, with someone in our field.

One of the biggest comedians of all time. You're still freaking out. One of the biggest. Relax. And he shits his pants. Yeah. Unbelievable. So there's never a two bears

and you should know collab. Then that's why. That's why. That's why. He fumbled. He fumbled his asshole. He fumbled the collab. It's his fault, not mine. Boo him.

Boo this man. Boo. If I had a tomato, I'd throw it right at you. Okay, I don't think Tom knew I farted. I don't think he did either. And God, if you see this, I'm so sorry. But Tom Segura definitely knew something happened. Because I saw him look like...

Because you beavered. He could have thought I had some... Yeah, a problem. Like a muscle smash. Yeah, an issue is what normal people call it. Thanks, Tom Segura, for hanging out with us. That was a really fun time. It was a fun show.

It was hilarious, by the way. We'll talk more about that on the extended. It was fantastic. Go to Patreon. So, I was reading the comments of last week's episode. more about that on the extended yeah but so it was fantastic but go to patreon but yeah so i was i was reading the comments of last week's episode when i was talking about having 16 dogs named titus right and i started that's so dumb you're dumb i wasn't gonna tell you that but that's a lot of people agreed with me a lot of people just said i was gonna pay too

much for it and i i just threw out a number just to talk but i wouldn't pay thirteen thousand dollars a month i can't afford that yeah so so i was i was thinking about dogs recently okay after i was reading those comments god i love ruby and a lot of people say this about dogs they say dogs are good judges of character of people they are dogs know this like they bad person bad person good person they'll they'll stay away from a bad person maybe a little growl yeah good person they're like oh lay on my back i love you scratch my tummy i don't know if that's true that might be bullshit i don't think it's because i had my dog loved my ex and that that dog loved her but it was it was she was getting defiled behind my back. Stop, stop. But he doesn't, Malcolm can only judge

what you brought into the house, okay? So when she was in the house, you probably had good feelings for her as well. All a dog is is an extension of yourself, unless you didn't train it correctly. So Max is an extension? Unless you didn't train it correctly. That's why Max is gone.

I don't own Max anymore. See ya. Have a good life, buddy. But, no, he's still in the family. I still love that dog, but he's way too active to be cooped up in an apartment, so we did the better thing. Okay, but think about Ruby.

Think about Ruby. Her anxiousness, she gets that from her uncle. Now, outside of that, everything else, her loving spirit, her will to cuddle, her obedience, it all comes from her. I thought you were going to say her obesity. Her obesity, that comes from her dad probably. She sees me eat a lot, so she thinks she needs to eat a lot.

But a dog is an extension of you and your partner if you're in a relationship. But in the back of my head, I knew the girl wasn't shit. But not at the beginning. That's what I'm saying. At the beginning, you were like, you knew it at the beginning. You willingly put yourself in a in a nazar situation that seems to be the the spirit of my life is like i know this is gonna hurt at the end but i'm enjoying it now that is that's pessim that's pessimism pessimism what pessimistic but pessimism

like optimism i don't think that's a word pessimism pessimism is an award is it the past tense of pessimistic exactly like. Like optimistic. You're having a hard time. Say slower. Optimistic. Yeah, there you go. If you're optimistic, you are obtaining optimism. Right.

Okay. If you are pessimistic, you have pessimism. All right. You know how... What's another word for tall? Like how tall somebody is? Pessimism. Pessimism.

What's another word for how tall somebody is? Giant? No, like... Large. No, like the technical... Did I do it again? tall somebody is pessimism what's another word for how tall somebody is giant no large no like the technical did i do it again did i do it again no i said it good that time okay say height why do i it's a ght height is it height height height which height is never a word i don't i don't it's never been a word i don't, you want to talk about words? Yeah. Spell the word crooked. C-R-O-O-K-E-D. I had a scholarship in English. Is that right?

Yeah. That's right. Crooked. C-R-O-O-K-E-D. Crooked. Crooked. Yeah. Okay.

What's crooked about you? Am I a spy? You want to talk about crooked? You're a, Peyton's a crooked guy. There's a lot of things about you that's crooked or crooked. Okay, what? Anytime you lay on anything crooked. I've never seen you laying. I've never seen you resemble a plank ever in your life. I can be pretty straight. Oh, no, you can't. No, you can't. You do a lot of things that aren't straight. Hello. Good morning to you. Your fingers are abnormally crooked. That's another

thing. I don't even know if the camera can pick that up. Okay, I want everyone to take your two middle fingers and do that and just look at them, right? It should resemble this. Pretty narrow, pretty straight. Peyton's shit is like this. Badly crooked. No, I have bad fingers. Yeah, look at that.

That's the second thing. Another thing that I have noticed. What? Your belongings are even crooked. What do you mean? fingers yeah look at that that's the second thing another thing that i have noticed what your your belongings are even crooked what do you mean there's not too many things that are just straight like when you fold if i were to fold a blanket and you fold a blanket two different worlds you would have thought you grew up in like anti-folding if i fold a shirt and you fold a shirt two different worlds it's it's everything but there's so many things about you that aren't straight that's not fair because i never grew up folding clothes we didn't we're in a folding

clothes family what does that mean that comes with privilege folding a shirt we had plastic hangers wired you want a straight sleeping family either you're all crooked in the bed i anytime you know my sleeping because you're like this anytime it's like your body your body doesn't follow your feet you're not in one you're not you're not in an aura you're just like this it's like peter griffin every time he falls and family guy that's you you sleep like that you're just i have scoliosis of the back i believe i have some too i think it's just because of our height. You also have height and... Because of our what? Height. Height. Height. You got a list. No, I don't. I just, I don't know why I say height. Height. It's because of our height and you also broke your bad allergies today are we recording at 9 a.m again the amount of goo i'm hearing on the inside of your body and you just spit some you just

released the goo do we need to quarantine release the goo you said it you not the initial that's already disgusting enough you sound like an orc leader like you sound like an actual uruk but then the inside is what i was picking yeah it was like that's not my fault that's dude you and this not my fault shit it's always someone i have to almost i never folded a shirt uh it's not my fault it's the grass outside it's the wind and the pollen i'm allergic to grass no you are not no you're not i'm allergic to cedar no you are not allergic to grass yes i am you are yes i am allergic to yes i am because i had a hill by my old house and i would roll down the hill oh you have a hill all right little house on the you have a hill by your house why do you think the most normal shit is so obscure because

you lived in a cul-de-sac i said by my house oh you just traveled a little gutter gang you just travel to that hill just you can get hives you little creep you you like the oh oh god you're not helping your kid no i used to try to break my arm you called up gutter gang you said hey boys i'm feeling hives today and you would you drive your little stupid bike out to that hill roll around and be like ah and you liked it you liked hives yeah i definitely tried to break my arm at one point i wanted to be in a cast so bad they're gonna they're gonna put you on a list bro i hope they're going to clip so many things of you saying these endangering self-criminating thoughts i wanted to break my arm.

I'm allergic to grass. I like the hives. You said I like the hives. I didn't like the hives. You didn't deny it. You didn't deny it? No, I just, I was allergic. I am allergic to grass because when you rolled around on grass,

did you ever roll, like, log roll on grass as a kid? Yes. Okay, did you itch afterwards? No. I did all the time. That doesn't mean you're allergic. And I was allergic to cats. That means you can have soft, weak bitch skin,

but that doesn't mean you're allergic. What does was allergic to cats. That means you can have soft, weak bitch skin, but that doesn't mean you're allergic. What does that mean? We went to Zilker Park. Did I get on the grass? Yep. I got on the grass. I got on the grass at the park. You didn't sit.

You didn't sit down once. Not my skin. My skin didn't touch the grass. My skin didn't touch the grass. Welcome to episode 104, ladies and gentlemen, where Peyton has invisible legs. They're their non-existent i can sit and not touch the grass with my skin oh my god i have basketball shorts on that's the back of your ass what else am i sitting on where were your legs like this you said like that yes i almost thanked you i almost choked you. I almost choked you out. Are you the sit police?

I almost choked you. How did I sit? How did I sit? I sat like that. I can't sit like that. My back's not strong enough. I can't sit like that. I know you're lying.

See, you're crooked. You're a crooked man. Okay, he has the forbidden drink as well, and it's 9 a.m. It's 9 a.m. like a mug. Just buckle up. That's all I'm going to say. drink as well, and it's 9 a.m. It's 9 a.m. like a mug. Just buckle up. That's all I'm going to say. Buckle up, guys. The You Should Know Podcast.

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the fact that you could show them from that angle that's how bad look at the crookedness yeah it's so it's bad that sucks it's bad i wasn't trying to make fun of you for it okay i did you know a lot of people like in the podcast we're in the entertainment world when people do podcasts together a lot of them aren't like friends in real life like they're friends but like the level that we are friends correct we talk all the time we hang out all the time yes can you read the people like one of our messages actually the messages from the other day can you read you want me you want me to read those messages yes because messages yes because because i want to show people like i'm only giving you one more opportunity do you want me to read those i've exposed so much about my life i don't care like this is real life like how we me and cam

tech this is there's no camera no there's no nothing and read what time these were okay here here are the messages right here okay okay you, you'll get that image in a second. Here we go. This is Sunday. This is Sunday at noon, 12.05. This is Sunday at noon. First interaction, first word exchange of the day. He sends me a message, and it simply says,

want to see my ball sack and i go are you okay he goes my balloon not question mark i go nah he then takes time he takes time to make an image of a plain white t-shirt with a balloon knot on it. A real balloon knot. Not the butt balloon knot. Not the butt balloon knot. A real knot of a balloon. Takes time to make that

and send it to my phone behind a blanket of invisible ink to where I'm now surprised. Okay? My response. If that shirt were to have a real balloon knot and actually be worn, you would deserve death. Okay?

Just kind of letting him know where I stand. He then responds, not enjoying your energy during this lovely morning dew, I will try again at dusk. So I just send laughing faces, and I swear to to god this is all within four minutes because this next message is at 1209 payton goes i farted butt naked on my gaming chair and when i stood up the seat was wet what the is wrong with you what is wrong with you so What is wrong with you? So I send, Bro! With 8 to 10 O's, right? He then says,

My fault. I'll try again later. Okay? A whole hour goes by. It's 1.35. He then responds, You in a better mood? And I go,

What is wrong with you? He then sends three texts immediate, back to back. Ready to appreciate me, love me, hold me. And I'm nice and I go, all of the above. He then demands

me. He goes, say sorry. Sorry for what? go sorry nothing else that's the end of the conversation that's the end of the conversation can you explain yourself what what cloud do you wake up on you're there is no cloud 90 you wake up on cloud 14 okay i have never once i have never ever woke up and immediately texted you or anyone else in my phone and say want to see my ball sack that is terrifying i have an explanation for it all oh i bet you do i was real lonely you're the only person i talked to okay and so i'm here for you so far. I woke up butt naked. I went to sleep with clothes on. So it was a confusing morning for me.

It was a real confusing morning. But I woke up and I took the covers off and they were attached to my thigh. Because it was hot in my room. And so I said, somebody else has to see this skin. Even your room temp is crooked. You went to sleep clothed and woke up naked, hot, with sheets stuck to your skin. No, not the sheets. My manhood was stuck to my thigh.

And so when I saw that, I said, somebody has to see this. You're the only person I talk to, so I hit you at noon on a Sunday. And asked if you wanted to be a part of this festivity. Wow. This whole time I thought it was the sheets that was stuck to you. Oh, no, it was me. It was your nutsack that was stuck to your inner thigh. You get that sometimes.

I don't ever share it. And my house is never hot enough. I keep it nice and cold. And then the gaming chair, the better part about that is i didn't send you the picture because i took one i took a picture of it i deleted because it is gross but i had it and i was gonna send it to you but i want i want y'all to picture this i want i want you to picture this you went to sleep yeah with clothes on woke up up butt-ass naked, nutsack connected to your leg. If that wasn't enough, you actually stood up and walked down

two stories of stairs, butt-ass naked, knowing you have a glorious amount of windows, and you go sit in your office, still butt-naked, and turn on a computer? How do you operate? That's some truth or dare shit. It's freedom.

Freedom. Well, I left my clothes. You have a remarkable amount of confidence. It's almost detrimental. That could be bad. That could be bad. Why? Say we get to the point here in a couple years, five, six years down the line, you're in a new house, actual home, right?

You love it. You give me a key because I'm your day one. I don't ever need to let your pet out or whatever. Say I use that key that morning. You'd make eye contact with it. Hey, where you at? In the office. Oh, you'd be a sick.

You would definitely just say, oh, I'm over here. Come here. You'd swivel your chair and be like, I'm right here. And you wouldn't warn me nothing. Say I have my wife and kids with me. Uncle Pete.

No, I wouldn't do it with your kids around. You and your wife. I don't care. I FaceTimed y'all. Oh my God, I have those images. Oh my God, I have those images oh my god i have those images you screenshot it oh my god i screenshot six times you're you're a liar show me oh my god i have the image so i facetime cam when i get the zoomies at night and most of the time i don't have clothes on let me see So the first... That song looks crazy!

Let me see. That one looks insane. I'm so lost. That looks absolutely wild. Okay, so I FaceTimed Cam. Let's break down this FaceTime call. Why'd you screenshot that, you freak? I'm the freak.

Why are you doing it? So I FaceTimed Cam. I was in my office. I'm weird in my office. I don't know what goes on in there. Oh, shit. I FaceTimed Cam. And a lot of the time, I have the least amount of clothes I can have on.

What? What? What? Explain. I don't know what you're talking about. Hold on. Yesterday. What?

What did I do yesterday? This man doesn't do his laundry. So yesterday. I'm so sorry, y'all. This is mind-boggling. I'm just happy I remembered it yesterday. Oh, shit, it's hot now. We go to the gym.

We come back, get food, everything. We go pick something up, right? We both shower in our own homes. He calls me he calls me with like dinner date night like Pablo Escobar pants on the beach man I go where the hell are you going he goes haven't done my laundry in four weeks it's the only thing I had clean I look at the upper half it is an extra small season one you should know shirt what the hell are you wearing he's just picture that like Pablo Escobar like flowy beach pants no socks no shoes and he wears 2x he wears an extra large 2x he's wearing

an extra small think about that for a second create that image I was I was flabbergasted I was like what are you who are you who are you I called guag and she said I was like, what are you? Who are you? Who are you? I called Gwag and she said I look like an Uber driver. Continue. So I don't do my laundry because I don't like it. Like, it generally gives me back pains. It annoys me. Oh, my God.

No, it hurts my back, too. It hurts. It's low. It's kind of like my Kroger story when I was saying, like, how I was bagging for 30 minutes. Oh, yeah, yeah. And those comments still piss me off. 30 minutes and you wanted a break? I'm not talking about a break from the job.

I'm saying I just wanted to stand up. Anyway, that's haunted me for this long time. Bro, I get that too. Like when you switch from the washer to the dryer. Yeah, I hate it. Oh, my God. I hate it. And then now I air it.

Even when you do dishes. Well, you don't do dishes. I don't do dishes. I don't have dishes. Yeah, you literally don't. He has knives. That's it. He just has knives and shot glasses. That's do dishes. I don't have dishes. Yeah, you literally don't. He has knives. That's it. He just has knives and shot glasses.

That's your dishes. You have a singular plate, 19 blades, and eight shot glasses for a single man. That's what you have. You live a wicked life. No, I don't do laundry because it takes too long. I have to air dry my clothes. I do too. I still have my Tampa clothes in the suitcase.

Can I tell them? I go to his house. What was that? Three days ago? Yeah. He, in his second story, it's like the living room, the kitchen, the hangout story. The living room is what it's called. The living room story.

The living room story. But I'm saying it's a whole story. Oh, okay. This man has piles he has a big ass pile clothes shoes bracelets anything you can imagine trash all one pile right there i turn slowly there's another pile that looks just like it and i go you're not serious are you he's like what are you talking about I said are you alive are you okay well and thought yeah I go that's your Tampa suitcase that's your Austin suitcase why are they in your living room floor I'm talking

like dirty sweaty draws like yeah like but there is there's something in your lips there's something on your mustache I need you to remove it I need you to remove it it looks like old chewing gum it's over here it no you need to get rid of it it's still there you got it okay holy shit that was oh maybe it made me itch two massive piles right so i'm looking around there's shit everywhere per usual but there's i'm talking like we went on two business trips he hasn't put any of it in a dirty hamper no it's just on the floor so i go bro at least just throw it in this closet i open his closet he has a cardboard closet there was a full closet like a massive closet full of cardboard just

random ass box there's an air fryer box tv box random shit but there's a spotify box just random ass cardboard boxes i'm like are you moving you building forts what's going why you have so much card is because i don't plan on living there forever so whenever i move out i have to pack the stuff back up so i have a cardboard box room you have a cardboard box closet in a dirty ass living room oh that remind i don't it doesn't remind me but a story just popped up in my brain about ot genesis you know who ot genesis is the rapper push it push it push it push it that guy yes i know i'm in love with the cook that guy no i i know who ot genesis is i think everyone knows him from eight years ago yeah and how does that make how i can't i can't just go i thought ot genesis going to beat my ass one time.

I swear to God, it's a true story. And I remind him because it's South by Southwest time, and I went to South by Southwest. So if you know anything about OT Genesis, he's real life, like, about it. You know what I mean? Like, he's certified, right? So there's always a little respect and fear

that comes with OT Genesis. So I went to a concert at south by southwest when i was like 17 18 and ot genesis was opening up for meek mill it's crazy times and so i remember i was dead in the middle of the crowd of course you were dead in the middle of course you were standing up with a standing room only type of thing so you just stood. It was kind of a small venue. So he could see me. I was the tallest one there. And I'm in the middle. And he was singing Push It.

Right? And I'm awkward in public. Especially I'm the tallest one in the concert. Because I'm getting yelled at from behind. They're like, move big ass. I can't see. And it's not my fault. And then I feel like everybody can look.

That's literally your fault. That it's your human being that is blocking their vision. It can't be. And it's not my fault. And then I feel like everybody can look. That's literally your fault. That it's your human being that is blocking their vision. It can't be anyone else's fault. And then I don't like to dance. And I feel like people are looking at me. I'm already the tall one. So I didn't want to dance. So everybody was turning up to OT Genesis, right?

Like going crazy. And I was there like this. Literally, my hands were in my pocket because I don't know what to do with my hands in public. And I was going like this. Just nodding my head, looking at him, right? And I i could see him looking at me i could see where this is going he was looking at me for a lot of the show like glancing at me and he and then as the show went on each glance got a little angrier and a little longer and so push it came on the whole crowd was turning up. I was serving. Mommy by the seat. Dying in the city by the seat.

Mama tried to keep me home. And so everybody was like, but I love the seats. And I was enjoying it in my mind. But outside, I was hands in the pocket, a little smirk, and nodding my head. I love this. The whole hook in second verse. He was making dead eye contact with me and making his way to the edge of the stage.

Oh, my God. Push it, push it, push. And I was just like, and with the girls, I was like, I think we got to go. And then the people behind him start to look at him and look at me, and I was like, I promise you, I have no agenda. You said, excuse me, Mr. Genesis, I'm having a fantastic time up here. I'm just, I'm a two-pocket guy, dual-pocket guy. And then, fast forward to another South by Southwest.

You were there. We went to a Future concert on 6th Street. Someone got murked outside of it. That was wild time. But one of the people on Future's team from a top balcony threw a water bottle at my head. You suck at concepts. And I looked up at him and he started throwing all kinds of shit at me.

You gave him crooked ones back he said. He was throwing all kinds and I said, I think you got the wrong guy. I have no problem. I love Future. You said King Hendrix. Yeah, so so many of Future's stream tried to beat my ass.

OT Genesis didn't like me. The streets just don't like you. Pretty cool guy. I just am quiet and weird. But does this give I'm enjoying myself? Push it, push it, push it, push it, push it. Go get the money, go get the money. Go get the money, go get the money.

It's not my fault. You have blamed things On Anyone but you Don't ever do that again Don't you ever do that again I'm having a hard time You just double picked your ears And rolled your eyes

In the back of the head I love a good Q-tip You looked like a sick little pug When you did that I bet you do Yeah So I try to avoid Going to concerts unless I know the people now. Because I don't want any misinterpretation of my actions and my awkwardness.

You remember Jambalaya? What happened in Jambalaya? We were like 30 feet away from getting in a mosh pit and neither one of us were ready. What happened? Explain the story. It was ski mask. So we went to Jambalaya. And it was one of the years, they did it in Austin, but they had two stages.

Instead of just one. So it was like... festival a rap music it's a rap music festival so it was like ski mask the slump god's gonna be here in an hour yeah but trippy red's gonna be here in an hour 30 so it's like you had to pick your poison yeah so we went we really wanted to see trippy yeah so we was highly trippy but it was like waiting so we're like bro let's just go to the back of ski mask stuff enjoy his vibe to where we can just dip out and still be in Trippie's audience. We go to the back. Honestly, I think you are a bad omen. It's like a curse when you're at rap stuff.

Because there's literally, y'all can look up images if you want. There is thousands of, like thousands of huge things. Huge. And of all places of Ski Mask the Slump gods who, if you don't know him, look up his songs and it's just like raging, like screaming ramp of all places that a mosh pit breaks out. It's like 30 feet away from us. And me and Peyton turned and looked at each other. We're like, I'm not physically, mentally, or verbally ready for this to happen right now. And people are doing, people are sitting there. I'm i'm like hey you hungry i was like i could use a hot dog let's just go get some trippy

it was wild bro like that reminds me i got burnt to it you look like a lobster i remember that i got lifted up at astroworld by strangers i remember that, I do have a bad time at music festivals. I went to Astroworld. It was the Travis Scott Festival. What? I'm sorry, Cookie. And so, I went alone to Astroworld because I had nobody. I'd just gotten broken up with. And I lived in Houston, so I was like, okay, perfect.

I can just go here alone. And so, I'm at Astroworld by myself, right? Playboy Cardi comes out. I was so scared. Oh, yeah. Because a siren comes on and his DJ goes, if you're fucking scared, get out! And I said, that's me.

I'm scared. Where's the exit? Where? I need lights. And then like 18 guys, I don't know if they're on payroll with Playboi Carti or they're just fans. I don't know if this is like a union type of thing.

I don't know how this is working. They get benefits on the back end. I don't know what's going on. They come benefits on the back end. I don't know what's going on. They come out with these bulletproof vests in the crowd. They're shirtless under them, and their faces are painted. And they're going through the crowd, and they're like, move! And they're going through, and they're like, the mosh pit police. And I said, what the fuck?

I said, oh, God, no. So there's a small squadron of scary men. And then there's a bunch of 13-year-old kids that look like you. And they're, like, so sweaty. Oh, yeah. So smelly. So much acne. And they're so angry and having a good time.

And nothing. And they're like, let's go! And I was like, please, God, get me out of here. Where I was moving, I had no control. I was, and I was like, and then Playboy Cardi comes out. I just left Houston. i just left houston i just left earth and i said no god i'm about to leave earth this is gonna be my last day this is my i'm dying right here i swear to god four and a half minutes into his set i'm starting to

levitate and i'm like i didn't come here with anybody i don't know anybody here who's grabbing my shit i was like why are my feet not touching earth anymore? I am getting my 6'7 ass is getting vaulted. I am crowd surfing. By ninth graders. And everybody's recording like, oh, that's so dope. Get me the fuck down. Put me down.

Put me down now. I have a law firm. I got a team. You don f**k down put me down put me down now i have a law firm i got a team you don't want to f**k with me put me down that's you and there's 13 year olds i'm surprised one didn't go just shake you that would have been funny no yeah that was an embarrassing time bro and then at joe budden i know it wasn't a client but oh yeah joe budden said jamal murray yeah joe budden called me jam Jamal Murray for four hours straight. I paid $100 for a meet and greet. You just can't be a normal person in these public settings. Bro, God.

In the meet and greet picture? It makes for great, great stories. I have an embarrassing story at a Phoenix Suns thing I went to. Remember that a long time ago you did go to phoenix i went to phoenix because i was doing a app partnership with the phoenix suns and this one app that was partnered with them and i was working it right and so they took us to phoenix and that's where the story i got kicked out of the casino yeah yeah go back a couple of like not a couple of like 40 50 episodes so we i never told this story because it's one of those moments you're ever laying in bed and you think about something and you automatically get hives and you're like oh my god it's so embarrassing yes i happens to be regularly

and happened to me last night and now i'm gonna tell the story and this happened in phoenix it's happened in phoenix you never told me this never told you like a dead ass i've never told you this it's so embarrassing oh my god so we go to the phoenix suns arena right everybody's in there the team just had practice so i'm walking i'm walking through the tunnel right we get special access because we're working there all the fans and shit are in the crowd and there's a couple people on this like game it's like game time like a game night no no it's not a game night but it's like it's a part like this event like the phoenix suns are a part. You get to meet some of the players, all that shit, whatever, and I was just working it. What's up, Book?

I met Nate Robinson. I met Nate Robinson. I was there. That was a minute ago. Kelly Oubre. He's one of the most attractive men I've ever seen in my life. I was like, Jesus Christ, I get it. And so I was in the tunnel, right?

And everybody was walking past. Devin Booker, all these cool, attractive, rich people. And I was like the tunnel, right? And everybody was walking past. Devin Booker, all these cool, attractive, rich people. And I was like, cool, cool. I was playing it cool. Nate Robinson walking by. I just didn't say hi to anybody. I was there for work. Now, the app I was with said, hey, we're about to do this thing on the court.

We're going to go out on the court, and we're going to run this drill to promote the app. And you're going to track the points through the app. And it's going to show everybody in the crowd how cool the app is and we're bringing kids down from the arena and they're going to do it this little cone drill oh god so i was like oh shit i don't this is before the podcast was anything denim in 550 yeah i was so nervous i was like i'm not good in front of crowds i i don't want to do this and they're like we only hired three people you have to be on the day and so i was like shit we go out through the tunnel we're on to the hardwood the lights are so bright so bright i'm like oh my god i'm this is in the phoenix suns phoenix suns arena i have videos of this phoenix suns arena and now they had you ever

been to an nba game and they have the like the announcer the master of ceremonies or whatever like the hype guy the hype guy. The hype guy that walks around with a mascot and shit. And he's like, oh, we got it. They're on the court. And they're narrating the drill. What's happening? They're explaining the drill, right?

Now, at this point, I knew that there was a hard cam somewhere. There was a camera on this person that follows them around so they could play on the Jumbotron. There's like 8,000 people in this arena. So many people. It was packed. It was loud and I was scared. And so there's this woman. She was so pretty.

And she was the announcer. She's walking around with the microphone. And she's looking at me the whole time. And she could see that I am panicked. She knew it. Visibly uncomfortable. And so I'm going around doing the app. I'm trying to rebound for the kids doing the drills.

Like they have to dribble the full length of the court. And I got to count it. I'm fumbling their shit. I'm tripping little kids. It was horrible. Right? So there's the winner. Oh my God. So there's the winner of the thing.

The drill. Of the drill. The lady on the announcer, she's on the jumbotron, right? There's cameras. I didn't see a camera on the court. so I was like, who is she talking to? But she's looking up in the arena because there's that camera in the middle of the arena that plays on the jumbotron. And she goes, all the winners, come to the middle of the court. But the guy that's running the app says, go with them because we're all wearing the shirts.

It's like, I want the shirt to be next to the winner. He picks me. He says, go next to him and so i was panicking i walked to the middle of the court and say the lady is at the middle of the court right here looking towards this camera that i'm looking at okay instead of going behind her going beside her i go right in front of her and i'm looking directly at her so my back is to the camera and it is taking up the whole jumbotron and i'm looking at her like this i'm like like listening to her talk like she's on a microphone just to talk to me i'm like this she goes and she's like doing her p.m trying to get you to move and she like I'm like this She goes

And she's like doing her Trying to get you to move And she like Grabs me And moves me to the side And when I turn around And look and see 7,000 people looking at me

And then that big red light On that camera I'm like And then whenever Her segment ends The camera turns off And she looks at me She goes

She just shakes her head She was so disappointed It was one of the most Embarrassing moments of my life I could imagine you her segment ends, the camera turns off, and she looks at me, she goes, she just shakes her head. She was so disappointed in you. It was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. I could imagine you, hey, what if she was like this too? What if you were so, like you were so messed up anxiously that you were trying to just really lock in on her,

and she's like, yeah, so the drill, and you're like, you start like bobbing with her. She's like, so this drill, this app that we're partnering with, you're like, what are you doing? Oh, come here. Youbing with her. She's like, so this drill, this app that we're partnering with, you're like, what are you doing? Oh, come here. You're blocking her.

Your eyes, they're just getting bigger and shit. Oh, my God, Peyton, no. Something is wrong in the tummy area. I don't feel well. No, you just farted again, by the way. I've got bad poop syndrome. You're like that kid from Charlie Brown. That little dust cloud follows you.

I feel like something's leaking every time. My ears, my nose, my eyes. I know we've talked about this a lot it's your diet is bad like you need to understand i've been doing a lot better you're no you know i've been doing a lot better your organs are fine they're finally crippling like they're getting to the last little bit they have they're all just i say finally like you've been waiting on the moment like he's not eat well i we've all been telling you i've been doing a lot of your loved ones no you you don't eat vegetables you don't eat fruit i no no i do eat vegetables i do eat vegetables i swear to god i do you eat that i have not i can't even i cannot even generate a picture of you eating a salad eating anything to do with vegetables my corn intake has always been phenomenal i've i've i am astonished like i astonish people how much corn i eat

i will have a cob your your corn intake i'm the corn kid and you think you're eating vegetables i've always loved corn you're eating corn you're not eating vegetables you're eating corn you do this on purpose you do this on purpose i said you don't eat fruits i said you don't eat vegetables and i said corn and i said corn Corn is not a vegetable. Holy shit. You're not doing this again. Holy shit. No, no, no, no. No, because after the whole internet killed me.

No. After the whole internet killed me over fruits, vegetables, and fishes and animals. After the whole internet killed me over fishes and animals, I've done research. I've been trying to do better. Corn is not a vegetable. Okay. Let's break this down for you. Smart guy.

Oh, my God. Nutritionist. Let's break it down. I'm more of a nutritionist. What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable? Okay, let's break this down for you. Smart guy. Nutritionist. Let's break it down. I'm more of a nutritionist. What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable? Fruits have seeds. Point blank period. Does corn have seeds?

No. Oops! Step one. Payton wins. Cam loses. Corn has kernel. Kernel of corn. Is that a seed?

It's not not seed. It's in its own category. It's not a vegetable. Why do you argue to just argue? Does it have a seed it's not it's not not seed it's in its own category it's not a vegetable you just argue does it have a seed bro does it have a seed yes or no you need to read an encyclopedia don't own it does not have a seed okay do vegetables have seeds yes no i meant okay i meant no no they don't where do vegetables come from it's in a different category where do vegetables come from what am i supposed to different category. Where do vegetables come from? What am I supposed to say? Guatemala? What are you talking about?

We're talking imports, exports? No, where do they come from on the earth? The ground. Okay. Soil. Where does corn come from? It's grown in the ground. And the soil.

I'm smoking you. I finally got one. You think you're bread crumbing me? Corn is not a, it is in a different category. What is it? Corn is like barley and wheat. It's like a oat. Corn is bread. Corn is closer to – it is in a different category. What is it? Corn is like barley and wheat. It's like an oat. Corn is bread.

Corn is closer to bread than a vegetable? Yeah. It's close. It's definitely closer. What the fuck is wrong with you? What is wrong – Name three vegetables right now. Lettuce.

Okay. Tomatoes. Okay. Corn. Nope, nope. Name three other, widely accepted. Lettuce. Broccoli. Tomato, broccoli. Okay. Lettuce, green. Tomato, start green. Broccoli, nope. Name three other, widely accepted. Lettuce. Broccoli.

Tomato, broccoli. Okay, lettuce, green. Tomatoes start green. Broccoli, green. What color is corn? That's not the strongest of arguments. That's a bad argument because bananas start green. And bananas are fruits.

Exactly. So is corn a fruit now? No, I was negating your argument. And I'm negating yours by saying just because that, oh, that was bad. Yeah. It's not. What is it? Do because that... Oh, that was bad. Yeah! It's not... What is it? Do you want me to tell you?

Yes. You really don't know? I think I do. It's like a grain. Corn is a grain. It's not a vegetable. You Quaker Oats bitch. What does that mean?

It's a grain. I'm eating oatmeal? What the fuck are you talking about? It's a grain. Corn, because at the base base there's so much corn it can be mauled down to corn mill it can be used in corn products corn starch it is a grain it's not a vegetable it's not like lettuce cabbage broccoli zucchini cucumber it's it's it's a grain why it's not sigh it's not help me green leafy it's not it'sigh. It's not green, leafy. It's not vegetable.

There's almost zero nutrients. See, that's the shit I don't get. Every other vegetable you eat dissolves. Corn, you poop it out the same way. I did poop in the tub with my brother when I was like two years old and I pooped corn on his kneecap. You pooped corn on your brother's limbs? Yeah, we used to bathe together as kids.

You know, like your parents put you in the tub together. it's bath time, and your little, like, three-year-old self. Yeah, okay, well, my sister's 14 when I was born, so I don't think we're having bath times quite much. But, and my brother was 11, so it just wasn't happening. Maybe they shared that, but not me. Corn is not a vegetable. That's why you're so bitter. You never got sibling baths. I never had sibling baths. That's why I'm a bitter man. You just...

Corn is a sweet army knife. I can't explain why I know these things, but I feel as if other humans should. I'm not arguing with you that you're wrong, because the more I think about it, corn is a diverse subject. It is a... It's a jack-of-all-trades.

Because you can iron some clothes with corn. You can do any and everything with corn. You can put corn to work. Iron some clothes. Make a meal. Hell, you can... You could enjoy a movie. Oh, my You can put corn to work. Iron some clothes. Make a meal. Hell, you could enjoy a movie. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

What? Yes or no. This is disgusting. And it's poop talk again. Yeah. Could you survive on one can of corn for your whole life? Well, explain that to me. You eat the corn.

You poop it out. You wash the poop. You eat the corn. What the fuck is wrong with you? It doesn't dissolve. Would you do that? Oh, hell no. Hell no. I would chew my own

arm off the bone before I ate recycled poo corn. Oh, and this kind of brings me back to our would you rather days. I want to do more. You want to do one? You know I'm good for would you rather. Okay, okay. This is one I saw a while ago, but I got away from the would you rather's because I hate arguing with you and I'm trying to show you more love. Yeah, please. Thank you. Oh my God, you gas... I don't gas anything. You gaslight me like a son of a bitch. Read all the comments. You gaslight me.

You are the ignition. You are the master of lanterns. Master! You are Thomas Jefferson or Benjamin Franklin. Whoever made that, you're him. You're the king of lanterns. You design lanterns and light them. We'll see how you behave. Behave. Now I'm a pet. You're him. You're the king of lanterns. Okay. You design lanterns and light them above my head. We'll see how you behave.

Behave. Now I'm a pet. Say behave. You let me put a collar on you one time. No, I did not. That was secrecy. I never wore a collar. Okay.

Don't you clip though. Would you rather at one point of the day, random times every day, it's never consistent. Would you rather at one point of the day at a random time every day, your clothes automatically dissolve off your body? Jesus. Do I ever get them back? Are they just gone forever? No, you gotta go put on some new clothes. You gotta go find some clothes to put on. That's not my question.

Do I get to retain the shirt I had? Is it gone forever? I don't think that matters. Oh, it matters to me. No, it matters to me. You're so frugal. I am. You have public indecency, and you're worried about, do I get the clothes back? Because I'll never wear my good garments.

I'll wear plain white hands. So you get them back. They pop up in your closet randomly. Okay, nice. So would you rather at one random point of the day, your clothes evaporate off your body at a random point every day? Okay. Or would you rather every time you buy underwear or a toothbrush, it's used? That's so hard.

I don't think it's that hard personally, but that's disgusting on the back end. You don't think it's hard? I know what I would choose. The fact that you are confident in any of these answers is concerning. I know what I would choose though. 100% naked. My clothes can disappear. 100%.

Are you nuts, Cam? You're going to use a used toothbrush. I want you to think about what you just said. Okay. A used toothbrush. Okay. How often? Used underwear.

That's fine. That could be a cesspool. Okay. And you're just going to put it over your big giblets. You're going to use someone else's PPD. There's post-penile drip in that underwear. And you have to just put it on your manhood. Just go in there and cup it up.

Give it a nice wet blanket. Okay, let's think about this. Let's think about my life as Peyton Harden. Okay. How often do I brush my teeth? Probably not as much as you. Once a month, right? I give that one good scrub once I start feeling pain.

That's my benchmark for brushing my teeth. Once I start feeling pain whenever I breathe in, it's time to brush. Underwear. That is despicable. How often do I change my underwear? You don't wear it often. Exactly. Okay, so that makes it easy for you because you already live like a caveman. You are already a cave dweller.

Okay, but think about your life, Cam. You want to have kids in the future, right? Yes. You're making this weird. You drop your kids off to school. How long is this curse? Is it with me for the rest of my life? Yeah. Both of them are with the rest of your life. Imagine, 8am. You're dropping little rest of your life. Imagine 8 a.m. You're dropping little Cam off to school. Oh, God.

Have a good day. Good luck, man. You can't go within 100 feet of a school ever again in your life. I might go to jail. I'm going to stay in the car. You can't go to any of their choir recitals. Liv. Liv will drop the kids off.

Oh, you don't... You never get the magic of taking your kids to school. Liv will drop them off. You never get to go to one of your kids' basketball games. Oh, I'll be in the back. You know the part where the bleachers connect to the wall? That's where I'd be. I'd be like, I'd be creeping.

Okay, but I'm not. You're over here talking about jail and stuff. I'd have it in writing. I'd say, hey, I don't know what happened to me. Once every 24 hours, I get butt-ass naked. I can't really explain it. It's not the best thing. And you think they're going to make an exception for you?

I know it's not advantageous. I'll try to wear a couple extra coats. It still doesn't work. Okay? I got a good cup system going on. You are using another human's toothbrush. I wouldn't even use my wife's toothbrush. In college I used to use your toothbrush.

No, you f***ing didn't. You didn't know that. You used my toothbrush. I swear to God, no bullshit. I've used your toothbrush since college. We were close. Not that close. Not close enough. I thought you knew that. You used my toothbrush.

Don't act like you're holier than thou. You used to share deodorants. Okay, King James, King Charles version, holier than thou. Where about thou are you? Who'd you just turn into? We didn't share deodorants. That's different. It's the same shit that is nowhere near and when i shared your crusty ass deodorant

because i used more than you and i ran out i took a paper towel what did i do you'd wipe it wipe it off use it rewipe it and give it back to you how many pairs of underwear used my toothbrush there's no wiping a toothbrush rinse it under some warm water for 10 minutes. It's clean. You use your toothbrush. Cam, Cam, you act like you're better than everybody. Cam, how many pairs of underwear that you bought, that you used, are at my house that I regularly use still? That's because we're close, and I washed them before. They weren't given to you used.

I didn't take them off and go, here you go. No. Have I returned them? I've returned them like that to you, though. You've returned half. You've only returned half. You've kept majority. And when returned them like that to you've returned half you've only returned half you've kept majority and when i do return them to you are they washed no but i wash them okay the question is that every pair of underwear you wear has to be used yeah i don't care every time you brush your teeth on someone else's toothbrush that is that is a foul that i

can't even put to okay i don't want to live my life worried about if i'm going to church on sunday deacon calls me up and i'm i'm butt ass naked he sees everything you're gonna have to do a lot from online i'm not gonna i'm swinging through the congregation what do you mean the offering plate's got a little something extra in it this time what do you mean who wants that you got a first class ticket you know what i mean i'm going to i got a court date for a speeding ticket i'm going to prison now okay i might have to do a double cup action and explain to a judge have fun with george washington carver breath have fun with wood teeth already wooden okay

easy easy way to get out of it veneers i get veneers easy way to get out of it i live my life from the house doesn't sound that fun exactly you don't want to live like that you like going out you like hanging out with people. I also, one of my toxic traits is I also feel that I could find the pattern and I could feel when I'm about to get undressed. No, it's random. You don't know. Can I get a one minute warning timer?

No. Random. One minute warning. No. Work with me. See, no, you can't change it because you know you picked the wrong option. Work with me. No.

It's supposed to be hard. It's completely random. Random. I could be kissing Meemaw on the forehead. I love Meemaw butt-ass naked. Okay. Your hat. Sorry.

Your teeth are going to match your hat. Think about that. Cam, my toothbrushes, I can go get the best toothbrush ever right now. My teeth still are gross. You think I give a shit about dental hygiene? Cam. Cam, look. That's where we're different i love teeth

there's and there's ways to get out of it you free ball the rest of your life cool you don't wear underwear you just you might get a nut sack caught in a zipper on you might get a nut sack in a zipper a couple ball hairs ripped out who cares take some pain and just live your life with mouth wash that is foul mouthwash covers brushing your teeth you don't have to brush your teeth if you use mouthwash and floss i knew something was wrong with you you thinkouthwash covers brushing your teeth. You don't have to brush your teeth if you use mouthwash and floss. I knew something was wrong with you. You think mouthwash covers brushing. Bro, I flossed last night for the first time in like half a year. You would have thought somebody shot me in my mouth.

You would have thought somebody. Mike Tyson just went. It looked like the beach in Normandy. I know it did. Oh, God. You don't floss? You would have thought Mike Tyson hit me with an uppercut. You don't floss?

Like regularly? No. I've never been a good flosser. You know how often they say you're supposed to floss? How often? Six times a day. It also... I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. I was about to get real mad. I'm kidding. Once. You're supposed to brush twice, floss once. I don't like that. But it really is a real thing, though. Massive chunks of food get stuck there,

and that's what causes bacteria and stuff. I've been brushing twice a night now. The past three days. I've brushed twice a night. Are you saying that on purpose, you are you misspeaking no that's i'm saying what happens every night i brush twice at night please explain this so i go to bed right and i'm like i need to be better and so i brush my teeth to go to bed right and then every time i go to bed i watch a movie and i get hungry like something about my body in movies I instantly get hungry and so I'm like okay it's time to eat and I always have chips by my bed I door dashed four bags of munchies two spicy two cheese I ate one full cheese and one full spicy and I had a two

I had a two liter diet coke so I chugged the two liter diet coke plenty of vegetables there man apparently corn there's no corn in that. Is a pretzel a vegetable? Is a pretzel a vegetable? Where do pretzels come from? Dough. All right. We covered this.

So it's a grain. Pretzel's a grain. Incorrect. But you said bread's a grain. Pretzel derives from that, but it's a complete new product it's a chip thank you i got him that's called a rope and pool a pretzel is a pretzel and we're not doing this we're not doing it so your final verdict is you would rather go risk the chance of prison never be able to go in public instead of just washing your ass free balling you use a mouthwash that's what i don't see i don't think i feel like live my partner would accept me for knowing that i might

be butt-ass naked anywhere i don't think she i don't think we could make love i don't think she'd kiss me i don't think she would enjoy me anymore if i'm wearing another man's underwear using another man's toothbrush because unlike you dr bad mouth Bad Mouth over here, Dr. Sick Breath, I'm not just going to Listerine until I die. I need to brush. My breath isn't bad though. Ask Ryan. I'm just kidding.

That was one time story. Yeah, definitely give me clothes vaporizing. I'm excited to see what people say about this. I'm actually really excited to know that I get to keep the clothes

because if they were gone forever, that would suck. I'd be wearing plain white Hanes every day. Yeah. I'd be like, I got another t-shirt going. Yeah, that sucks.

No, you suck. Bro, I can't even look at you. I'm literally thinking about your mouth right now. That sounds crazy. That sounds wild. I think about your mouth often. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is?

Pop culture, pay it in camp. Pop culture, pay it in camp. Pop culture, pay it in cam. Pow! I have a pop culture this week that I think can take the whole segment. Oh, shit. If you want to talk about... I was excited about mine, but go ahead. Say yours real quick.

No, you go. No, say yours. I was going to say, IHOP and Applebee's had a merger. I saw that, and if that's a real thing, that's horrendous for health. Imagine that. Let me get a small stack and, that's horrendous for health. Imagine that. Let me get a small stack and a margarita of the month. That's disgusting. That is foul.

Imagine eating flapjacks over a nice sangria. Imagine that. Can I get a Miller with that? Let me get a vodka pineapple and a Colorado omelet. That is foul. That is a horrid murder. that is a barbaric place to be in that's how you know they're both struggling to be honest yeah that's a cry for help once they change to burgers they cry for help see that makes sense because i said i have changed to burgers

they did and then it was chicken and waffles it was i hobb for a little bit yeah international house of burgers yeah they were struggling with that marketing bro oh my god yeah oh my god pancakes and same green i can honestly say that sounds like a song of like a bad like the title like a bad soundcloud yeah pancakes and sangria yeah is that the title of the episode that same pants sandpakes and pangria is what i said what was your pop culture okay so i'm just saying i'm never gonna go there i'm never gonna i will never you will literally never be able to get photographic evidence of me inside of an IHOP Applebee's. Inside of an Apple IHOPbee's.

It's not happening. Never in a day in my life. I thought it was bad when they fused Long John Silver's and A&W. Bro, I was driving yesterday when I was following you to get the electric scooter or the electric bike. I saw a KFC and a Long John Silver's match in one building and I said burn that place. That's not terrible. KFC holds some weight. I saw a KFC and a Long John Silver's match in one building, and I said, burn that place. That's not terrible. KFC holds some weight. I almost swatted that place.

I was almost like, hey, there's something happening in there. Bust the door down. There's illegal activity back. All right. I saw this on TikTok. Okay. And you're going to love it because it's right up your alley. Okay.

But I think it's a very up-in-the-air debate. Okay. In terms, let's say a versus battle okay it's artists music yeah who would win this versus battle this is like childhood that's when they were both popping okay t-pain and be honest yeah versus akon that's a good bro in the songs they were playing that's a good ass matchup versus battle versus battle t-pain i don't know bro like acon had earth on like here you pull up t-pain i'll pull up acon okay let's go to you go to like the essentials bro t-pain does it include features including features oh yeah no t-pain's clearing i

don't know about clearing all right oh my god all right dude t-pain's clearing okay you have to do features like you have to do features. Like, you have to... We have to match a feature with a feature or a solo with a solo. Okay. All mine are T-Pain songs. Huh? I'm not even going to go features. Okay, go.

Buy You a Drink. Okay. I Want to Love You. How does that go? I just need to... I see you whining and crying. I didn't know the name of that song. Okay.

Buy You a Drink is better. It's a bigger song. I really don't know. Buy of that song okay buy you drink is better it's a bigger song i really don't know it's way bigger are you nuts i don't bro acon had earth like rat t-pain had earth rat and it was in the same time period changed music go go bartender smack that bartender literally has acon on it how could you use that song that's both of them but it's t-bane song but that goes for both because we said including features all right low low smack that smack that's not better than low it's no so that in the maple bottom jeans smack that can't believe it oh i can't can't believe it. Lonely. It's a good song.

Facts. I'm telling you, bro. It's a good song. I'm so hood. Oh, you want to go to... T-Pain wasn't in the streets like Akon. All I do is win. T-Pain was in the streets like Akon had. I'm a sole survivor.

Sole survivor with Jeezy. That's a great song. We taking over. Okay, I'll go to... Okay, blame it. All right. Locked up. Kiss Kiss.

Right now. I'm in love with a stripper. Don't matter. Whoa, right now is not better than any song we have already said. I want to make up right now. It's not better than any of the songs I just said. It's a banger. It's a banger.

Top tier song. Banger. I don't know. Yeah, that's tough. Don't matter. Then you have, then you, if you really want to do like, uh, features as well. Bro, Sexy Bitch by David Guetta with Akon. She's a sexy bitch.

Damn, girl. Yes, you do. That's not a good song. No, but I'm just saying. I'm so paid. I'm so paid featuring Jeezy and Lil Wayne. Come on. Akon was in the streets and giving you Loverboy music.

Come on, man. I'm so paid. Stop it. There's an article that I'm reading. It's called The Impact of Akon and T-Pain. I'm trying to see if they can pair up. I wonder who actually did better in terms like number-wise. Let us know, guys.

Let us know. And we're not talking about any new stuff they've dropped. Like, you know, their OG stuff. Okay, let me see that. How many? Oh, this is going to commercially decide. All right. So I'm going through T-Pain's thing.

He has one, two, three. It looks like he has three number ones, right? Mm-hmm. In one number one album. Okay. Akon has two number one hits. Mm. 14 in the top 10.

Oh, I didn't even see that. So he might've got edged out on a couple of them. I can tell you how many, uh. But he has two number ones with 14 in the top, 13 in the top 10. I can,

there's one, two, three, four, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. He has 15 in the top 10. Okay. I don't know. I don't know. That's tough, though. It is close.

It's closer than you thought. That'd be good. That's a good versus. That's a good versus. And it'd be vibes. It'd be very vibes. It'd be good. You thought T-Pain cleared. That's a good versus. And it'd be vibes. It'd be very vibes. It'd be vibey as hell. Didn't Akon put lights in Africa?

Yeah. So Akon definitely has the philanthropy part down. T-Pain's just getting grills and doing NPR. Don't you disrespect him. Oh, I love T-Pain. He changed music forever. If I personally had to choose, I'm going T-Pain. But I'm just saying it's definitely closer.

My personal favorite, I'd pick T-Pain over Akon. I think with writing, too. I wonder who wrote more hits for other people. Probably Akon. I don't know. That's a fantastic one. That's a good-ass versus. I saw that and I was like, God, that's genius.

Yeah, that's really good. I want to- Let us know if you're Team Akon, Team T-Pain. You got to let us know. And that was... Pop Culture Pay Nick Cam. Pop Culture Pay Nick Cam. Pop Culture Pay Nick Cam. Bow!

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