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Service fees, exclusions, and terms apply. Instacart. Groceries that over-deliver. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Back in the studio. Back with some Rubio. Dropping on the tracks like back on a Rubio. Throwing past like a dime like Rubio. Why are you dressed like a youth pastor today?

Why? What's going on? Did I miss the memo? I can't wear jeans and a shirt. Why? It's Monday. What do? Why? It's Monday. What do you mean? It's Monday.

Monday's the greatest day in the world. What day? Monday. You sound like my grandma. The one that's dead. Yeah, yeah. She used to say it all the time. Can I know? Oh, no. Oh, no.

You're not going to beat me. I'm restricted. Sorry. Okay, go. I was going to say, we got new mic stands, right? They're beautiful. They're expensive, and they're beautiful. And the reason is, is because the last two episodes, I broke the mic stands, and there's a lot of snap, crackle, pop,

and it took a lot in the post to fix it. And so we got these new ones, right? But it doesn't allow me to do my movement, and so I feel like a caged animal that didn't get its rabies shot that got hit with the COVID vaccine. And I'm stuck in this cage. And there's a piece of fresh meat over there. And a woman.

I'm like this. Sorry. Well, that's going to get muted. But it's all right. Hey, fight that urge. It's all right. Just bite down. Get that inner willpower.

What were you wanting to say? I was going to say I hate you. I was actually going to start with that. I don't like you today until I say what I'm going to say and you rebuke it in the name of Christ. Okay. What are you going to say about me? So, fun story time off the rip. Here we go.

Peyton calls me, right? Hey, what's up, buddy? This is a couple days ago. This is about four days ago, maybe. Hey, what's up, bro? What are you doing? Okay, I'm going to send this thing to you. Cool.

Boom. My nightly routine might sound weird. I might love him. I might just want to get tickled in the ears, but I call you every? What are you doing? Okay, I'm going to send this thing to you. Cool, boom. My nightly routine might sound weird. I might love him. I might just want to get tickled in the ears, but I call you every night. Yes or no? Yeah, too much almost. Okay, that's a bit rude.

So I call him right when I'm laying down with my wife. It's time to go today. Hey, bro, do you want to go to the gym in the morning? Simple question. Yes, you did ask me that. Do you remember your stupid response? Uh-uh, know what I say. Can't, bro.

Go to the doctor. I said, oh, I didn't know you were sick what's wrong with you are you okay oh nothing yeah so why are you going to the doctor and he literally said oh it's been about seven years i'm sure there's something wrong i think i'm gonna go get a checkup yeah i then proceed with so nothing's currently wrong with you you haven't been in seven years and you just had this mental sabbatical during the middle of the day and you said i want to go get a doctor i should get a doctor oh i've been telling you for two years every monday straight you need a doctor so what's the problem you need a doctor a psychiatrist a therapist a straitjacket but why what what was your what was the thought process i was made you

say i need help going to bed and every day there's a new pain somewhere it's like this part of my body my neck i'm like i shouldn't feel like this at 25 and like you know i got a lot of responsibility a lot of people were lying on if i'm alive or not yeah i need to be alive so let me just need to be alive so let me just get a doctor and have one. Can I say the most pointless shit I've ever done

was go to that doctor? What the... Literally nothing happened. You're 25 and nothing was wrong with you. They didn't check me. What? You're not seven.

They're not going to check your height, weight, do the eye test and give you a lollipop and send you out. What's it like when I go to the doctor then? When something's wrong with you. No, I don't think that's right.

When you're ill or when you're 50 and you need a little nurse to clean your butthole with some Vaseline. I gotta wait till I'm 50? Yeah, you gotta wait till you're 50 or you can go down to... Good morning. Good morning to you. Wait, I thought it was important to just go to the doctor to get regular checkups. You are in

some... Especially as a black man. Now, what does that mean? You wouldn't understand. I guess I would. My brothers, you know. Not you. You know, I was formally inducted into the Faithful Black Men of Oklahoma Society. I swear to God.

Who runs that organization? I don't know. I wasn't faithful because I wasn't in a relationship. And believe it or not, I'm not black. But I'm an honorary member, so I do appreciate you that. Maybe they just thought you came for money and they wanted a donation. Oh, no, I wore the same raggedy hoodie

and I wore hirachis with holes in it. Those would be the rich ones. Billy goat. Those would be the rich ones, though. That is true. Okay, wait, no, I'm saying like the doctor was the most, like nothing happened. Yeah, so fun fact.

You're in a stage of life that some people call, it's a newer term, prime. No, it's not prime. You're 25. No, your prime of your life as a man is your 30s health wise 30s you think

not mine no I'm an out you can't take an outlier you outline Jim and Button if that's the case you will be going you will be decreasing you can't take an outlying circumstance

I'm just saying so you're an outlier yes I'm saying literally I was like okay they're gonna they're gonna grab me they're gonna fold me they're gonna feel me and I'm gonna know if, I was like, okay, they're going to grab me, they're going to fold me, they're going to feel me,

and I'm going to know if I need something. I don't really know how the doctor works. I haven't been in my adult life, really. Fold you and feel you. After I stopped going to get physicals every year for basketball because I had to, I stopped going to the doctor. Yeah, because you were healthy. You were in the prime of your life.

You went to a doctor without a cough, without a headache, without a fever, and without a broken bone. No, I need a primary care physician. You need one of those. You went to a doctor without a cough, without a headache, without a fever, and without a broken bone. No, I need a primary care physician. You need one of those. You do need one. And I don't have one. You can just simply elect one.

Yeah, you have to go. No, you don't. No, it's not a job interview. You don't go, hey, Thomas, you think you'll be able to fix me when I need it? No.

You look if your insurance hasn't been networking and you say, that's my doctor. Yeah, and I went. You don't go and shake his or her hand. It was her. She was really pretty.

Yeah, so you went on a date. So you went on a date with a girl and some scrubs with nothing wrong with you. No. Okay, so I went in there, and then they literally, you know how whenever you're a kid and you go to the doctor, and they'd have you step on the scale, and then they'd check your height? The bitch didn't even ask you. She didn't even do that. She goes, how tall are you?

Yeah. And I said, 6'7". She goes, you sure she goes you sure and i go isn't that your job to tell me she knows that you can drive you pay taxes you have a mortgage and you might have a family at your age she's not gonna rub your tummy open your ears for me she did that she did go in my ears she checked your ears she checked your ears and she didn't do she did go in my ears she checked your ears she checked your ears and she didn't do anything else no no so literally she's like so what are you here for and i said i need a primary care physician she goes okay she goes that's me get out that's what she should have said and then she goes did you fast today and i said i'm not religious like that like i believe in god like but i don't know if we practice that part. Can I say that?

So I didn't know, and so I said, no, man, was I supposed to? And she goes, oh, well, we love taking blood here. And I said, oh, that's weird. That's a weird thing to say to me. I said, oh, yeah, no, I didn't. You go, oh, that's not happening. And so she was like, it's okay. She was like, we can schedule that later. And I said, probably not I didn't you go oh that's not happening and it's so she was like it's okay she was like we can schedule that later

and I said probably not though right and then she sits me on the bed and she's checking my heart and I was like definitely something you go I'm probably what what 60%

I got 60% full capacity and I was like she goes oh you're good I was like you definitely used chat gbt in college yeah and so and then I was talking to her and she's like do you have it like do you have problems like do you have any surgeries anything I said no I'm good and she goes okay we'll see you in a year yeah that and I said what the that's what a doctor it you don't you can go in there but for you to just, and this was like a Saturday or some shit. Like, your weekend is valuable to you.

You love the weekend. You love going out. You love having fun. You love hanging out with us. And you go, I'm going to go to a doctor. What in, okay, role play with me. Say you went, and they found a numerous amount of things wrong with you. They're like, it's strange.

Both your ankles are fractured. You got a punctured lung. The ribs are disset. Your neck's, oh, I'm not knocking because I'll wrong with you. They're like, it's strange. Both your ankles are fractured. You got a punctured lung. The ribs are disset. Uh, your neck's, Oh, I'm not knocking. Cause it, I'll knock for you. Say they found like 13 things wrong with you. And they said, Hey, this new thing came out with artificial intelligence. We have a way we can solve all of it. We can fix everything wrong with you. You'll immediately yield benefits. Your life will be better. Everything you'll feel better. It's $10,000. One-time lump sum payment today. We can have amazing drugs for you.

You go under for 24 hours. You don't feel anything. You wake up and everything's fixed. Are you taking that deal? How long is the recovery? Another 24 hours. Yeah, 100%. So 24 hours, getting it done.

24 hours, you got to stay in the house and do nothing. Yeah, 100%. And I'm great the next day? Good man. Oh, yeah. You're fantastic. Well, the next, next day. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I would definitely do that yeah 100 and i'm great the next day good man oh yeah well the next next day yeah okay yeah i would definitely do that 100 that's easy good man yeah but normally you see that almost made me mad because you actually were reasonable this time

sometimes you'd be like well i don't know i kind of like me my ankles click but i like them they're my ankles well i mean it is kind of like a good icebreaker my ankles like whenever i like used to go on dates and i'd walk with girls and they'd hear it, they'd be like, is something in your pocket? And I'd be like, no, it's my ankles. And so it's a good icebreaker. My dislocated ankles. I need a list. I need like a Santa Claus list of all the girls you've ever went on a date with,

and we just need to do a group prayer. We need to pray for every one of them because they all have an experience. I also hate, one thing I hated at the doctor's office was the waiting room. It made me feel like I was back in school. It makes you feel more sick when I go. Dude, it's gross. experience i also hate what one thing i hated at the doctor's office was the waiting room it made me feel like i was back in school it makes you feel more sick when it's gross and people are so weird oh my god they yell their personal information i whisper god damn like why are you saying i don't need to know what's wrong where's jill with the jaundice jill jaundice 1220 your appointments. I'd be like, no, they go, uh, Steve micro penis transplants.

Do we have a Steve? He's like, no, there's this lady. She didn't like, she was arguing with the receptionist about when her time. Oh my God. People are so,

they think they're so entitled. She was like, it was like early, right? And the lady went up to the counter and the receptionist said, okay, we'll get you signed in, but your appointment's not until 2.30. It's 1 o'clock right now. And she goes, no. That's like, that's probably not the right thing to say. She goes, no.

She was like, $145. And she goes, no, actually, no, your appointment's at $230. I have it right here in front of me. And she goes, $145? Is that a question? She goes, $230. She's like, you can stay here or you can go back home, but your appointment is at $230. She looks around. She's like, $145. stay here or you can go back home. But your appointment is at 2.30.

She looks around. She's like, 1.45. I said, all right, bro. And then they called me back and I was like, thank God. And then the guy,

and one thing about the doctor, I don't like when they notice me. It's like, you're going to see the inside of me. You're going to see vulnerable. Yeah. I don't want you to. The insides of you?

Yeah. I saw the inside of CJ yesterday Fun fact I did Okay He bent over in front of me with He's gonna cut this You were butt naked and you bent over in front of him

No, he's wearing like fishnets, dog What? You're wearing fishnets, you little freak? Dude, his underwear is so see-through. That's his, I know he's not lying, babe. You were in fishnet draws? Oh my God. Why were they so see-through, though?

What, did you just get back from your shift at ecstasy? Huh? What? He's panicking. You got a what? You got a little thing on you So just cause you have an ass Means you can wear assless chaps

See through fish No he literally was like that Like it was weird My Oh my Okay this is gonna be a very weird transition What word? Very weird transition

And y'all She's your sister so just relax I don't wanna hear about Liv Just let me get it out No my wife is the longest naked person ever. No, that came out incredibly strange. Okay. What?

When she's naked, it's the longest time for her to get re-clothed. Okay. That's what I meant to say. She stays naked a long time. Yes. We were literally at our maternity shoot. Okay. The woman's taking pictures.

She goes, okay, it's time to change into your second fit. Huh? What kind of freaky ass shit are y'all doing? What do you mean? Y'all taking naked pictures? Yeah. For your baby? Yeah.

What? Yeah. Aren't those going on the wall? No, the one with the clothes on. But I had a G-string on. Okay. No, I'm just kidding. Okay, no.

She said, it's time to change clothes. I'm going to give y'all a second, right? Yeah. So she leaves the room. That, no. She said, it's time to change clothes. I'm going to give you all a second, right? Yeah. So she leaves the room. That's hot. And we both change. But for Liv to change, she had to change her bras and everything. Because it's like a maternity, so a lot of skin is showing.

She has her full goodie bags out, right? Good morning. Her jugs are sitting there. She's down to her panties. Yeah. And she starts scratching her arm. She's like. And she picks her phone up and goes. And and i go you are butt naked put some clothes on

the second i take my pants off i'm like and i i do not want to be caught dead with my gummy worm sitting here flaccid there are people that are way too comfortable being naked unbelievably comfortable in her own skin i love her to death but I'm like, we are literally in someone's home right now. She is one door away from seeing all of you. That is crazy. And then she's sitting there and she's like,

doing tasks? I'm like, what the fuck? Put your clothes on. I get, in changing rooms I'm quick. I get nervous in there. I hate,

oh my god, when our head pokes over the thing because I'm too tall. And they see me reveal my chest. And I'm an idiot. I think, just because I can see them they can see all of me. Yeah. And I'm an idiot. I think just because I can see them,

they can see all of me. Yeah. And there's a big ass wooden door there. But I'll literally be like, like covering up. We need to go on a naked retreat together. But in different rooms.

No, we should. Like you and CJ are in one room. Like it is at home now. And then I'm in my own room. But you have to be naked. Wait, time out. Slow down. You would put me and CJ in a,

if us three went on a naked retreat, you would put me and CJ in a... Us three went on a naked retreat. You would put me and CJ in a room and not me and you? I've already experienced your glory. Yeah, I like when you experience it. It's time for CJ. What's a naked retreat? That'll turn you from a boy to a man. What's a naked retreat?

I think you get butt-ass naked, you go on this little maybe three-day sabbatical, and you learn to love yourself. Is that a fact? I think there is naked retreat. Is that a boys's trip thing or is it a single man's i don't know if it's like a hey let's go with the bros but i think it's just single people go no those on you they did that remember the show you on netflix yeah they went up yeah season uh the one where they're in la oh and so joe went with the the dude that does the all the shit um i was waiting i was like holy shit you're struggling tell us that he don't went with the dude that did the uh the stuff and they know they

went to the he went to his like it's like he was into holistic no no no no no no hey we'll pivot we'll pivot okay he's in a holistic shit right And he is like one of those guys, and he takes vitamins and shit, and his wife was an influencer, a black lady. You don't remember this? No. And they went to the woods, and they tried to have a threesome. Are we thinking of the same show? No, they tried to swap couples.

Oh, that's a throuple. No. No. What is that? No, but what? No, that's not. No, that's not. I was wondering what that chair in your room was for.

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You've been having a rough, like, 48. I've been having a hard time. So we were coming to record today, right? Me and CJ drive together. You were driving separately. We normally all drive together, but today you wanted to be separate because of your photo shoot or something. So Cam was beating us to the studio.

We had to be quick. I was like, sorry, Cam, we're going to be a little late your photo shoot or something. So Cam was beating us to the studio. We had to be quick. I was like, sorry, Cam, we're going to be a little late. I have to go charge my car. Not enough charge to get here to the studio today. Me and CJ, we whipped to the Tesla charger right down the road, right? I plugged my car in to charge, right? Okay. No, no, I didn't even plug it in.

Oh, my God. No, I reversed into the i reverse into the i reverse into the stall big ass spot you're doing all this for one spot i reverse into the charging stall right it's the first one a stall well i don't know what they call like spot there you go but you call them stalls and there's no doors i don't know what do you call me oh it's a parking spot it's i don't charge it's not an evo one go you look like shane gillis when you did that okay so i reversed into the parking spot to charge my tesla i'm talking to cj my passenger my passenger princess cj i'm talking to him so my eyes are over here opening the door to the left. I press the button, I open the door.

I go to take one step, and as I turn, I see something right there. It is a full rat, dead, with its head blown off. And my foot was hovering over it. His eyes were loose, brain everywhere, skull matter everywhere. Somebody stped that rat it was the biggest damn rat i've ever seen in my life cam are you being serious cj did you not look over it was a fat ass rat exploded head it's like the got a hold of that rat oh i can't say that no

what that's what they did no okay okay and i didn't tell you this cj either as i was like i skipped past the ride to go plug in my car you know there's that bush right there there's a full chocolate cake laying there what the fuck was that there was a full chocolate cake open no box just sitting there on the things turned sideways in the same parking spot right by the bush right behind the parking spot but same general location same general location so then I skip back over the rat i sit down i look at my screen

charger's not charging tesla charger's broken with the dead rat in the chocolate cake so now i gotta skip back over the rat i gotta unplug the charger put it back skip back over the rat get in the car find new charger i go three spots down i reverse back into the spot i say to cj hungry. I'm hungry. I'm like, there's a mall right here, CJ. Let's go get foods. He says, okay, let's go get foods. Plug the charger up.

Charger's working. We walk into the mall. Right, food court. That's where food's at, in the mall. I see Louisiana chicken Popeyes. Everybody loves it. CJ goes, you'll probably want that one. I said, all right, bet.

I said, careful. And so I go into the, I order the Popeyes, right? the popeyes what do they sell popeyes chicken all right i say excuse me i'll take three mild tenders chicken she goes we ran out i said what are you selling the are you selling in here what do y'all have biscuits what the we doing is this a biscuit store now shut down the industry if you can't have chicken the one thing that you sell you don't have shut it now yeah close the lights go home save the man hours turn off the electricity cut down on the bill she goes it'll be five minutes and i said i'm late but all right oh that's why i texted you i said sorry bro wow and so we get we five minutes later i get

the popeyes chicken right grab it we're shuffling out of the mall. We go back to the charging station. Now, as you can see today, my mind is a little scattered. I'm not all the way there today. So the first black Tesla I see. The first black guy I saw. That's what I thought you were going to say. No, that would be if your people said that.

Oh, no. Like if CJ was telling the story. CJ, yes. CJ, yes. So the first Tesla I see looks like mine. I go going way back. No, that would be if your people said that. Oh, no. Like if CJ was telling the story. CJ, yes. CJ, yes. So the first Tesla I see looks like mine. I go up to it, and I'm grabbing the charger. I'm in a rush. So I'm grabbing the thing.

I'm trying to get it out. But normally, if your phone's connected, it'll just unlock. I'm grabbing this charger. That's not going. I'm looking at CJ. Like, why aren't you getting in the car? I go, CJ, is this not our car? He goes, no. I said, that's his whole thing. looking at cj like why aren't you getting in the car i go cj's it's not our car he goes no i said that's his whole that's the thing about him he will let you yes right in front

of his eyes he'll let you fail and then go you should have known i wouldn't have done it that is you to the t look at that stupid little bouncing leg i was walking up to the passenger side to get in and i saw somebody sitting in the seat. What? Someone was in the car and you let him try to take the charging port out for 10 tries. No, then I turned and then he's going, ugh. And I go, not it. Not it?

Are you playing tag? And they say, hey, let's go. Let's go. Yeah, so there's people in the Tesla that I was trying to get out. He didn't tell me. And so I panicked. I didn't plug it all the way back in. So they're not charging anymore. They're in there.

They're not charging. You got to get out of your car and charge it. You have to fix my mistake on your car. So I'm ducking, running back to my car. I unplug it. I drive off. Now I'm here. The chicken was raw.

Wait, you were being for real? You had raw chicken? They sell raw chicken at that Popeye's. Okay, no, first off, Louisiana, the entire state, go to hell. For what they did to my boyfriend, go to hell. Second, whoever, what was that? You twitched. That's a topic I had.

What? It's one of the things I wanted to say to you. You ate raw chicken? No, we're technically boyfriends. What? Yeah, friends that are guys. So you agree? Yeah. Wait, isn't that crazy? Like, no, like I can walk up to people, introduce myself. This is my boyfriend, Cam. Like, could we start? Low key though, right? It's pretty bro.

Or, oh my God, we could also say partner. This is my partner. No, that's offensive. No. No, because the people actually say that. We are a tandem. People actually say boyfriend, you moron. I'd venture to say more people say boyfriend than partner.

You dummy. And the second thing I was going to say, whoever killed that rat, broke a charger, was eating cake, they were on acid in that charging station. Someone was on serious medical-grade drugs. If they had a chocolate cake, no case, no cover. They mushed a rat, and they broke a charger. So we are boyfriends.

We're boyfriends. We are boyfriends. So okay, dead ass. Can we make a pact right now to us and the people watching? No. You said we are. There's some things that can live within you and that's got to be one of them. That doesn't need to be public.

Are we friends that are males? Yes. Boys. Do I have a wife? Yes. Is she my lover, my soul lover, my provider and protector? No. No.

But the first two, she is. Now, the simple statement of that is my boyfriend. Yes. That is correct. Yes. We don't have to share that with everyone. Why? What are you scared of?

I'm not scared of anything. Then why can't you say it? All right, go. Make your pact. Make your pact. And I'll decide if I want to agree. So you came Alright, go. Make your pact. Make your pact. And I'll decide if I want to agree. So you came to Okay. Oh, you low

blow mother f***er. You stinky idiot. You weird bastard, but I love you so much. So if you came to Madison Square Garden with me Oh! And we were, we had to watch John Jones fight in the suite and like Mark Zuckerberg's in the suite and I go, hey, this is my boyfriend

Cam. You'd be upset? If we were talking to Mark Zuckerberg's in the suite. And I go, hey, this is my boyfriend, Cam. You'd be upset? If we were talking to Mark Zuckerberg, yeah. I would not let you say boyfriend. Okay, next. We were talking to the security guard, Thomas. But he's my boyfriend. Yeah. But that's not wrong.

We are boyfriends. That's okay. We're boyfriends. Would you even want to say you're my boyfriend? Would you want to say that to Mark Zuckerberg? Yes. Why? What am I supposed to say? Honestly, just because you said that, we're not boyfriends. Okay, then what am I supposed to say you're my boyfriend? Would you want to say that to Mark Zuckerberg? Yes. Why? What am I supposed to say?

Honestly, just because you say it that way, we're not boyfriends. Okay, then what am I supposed to say? Instead of saying this is my boyfriend, what am I supposed to say? Hey, this is my pal Cam. But we're more than that. This is my business partner, Cameron. That's all I am to you? As business partner?

No, this is my best friend, Cameron. Yes. There you go. End it. How many best friends do you have? I don't really have. I kind of stopped the whole best friend hierarchy thing. I mean, if I had to say, there'd only be...

Okay. So there's a couple? No. Well, there's a couple. There's two. Yeah. Two. Okay.

I want to be one. And I want to be your boyfriend. Is that what her boyfriend comes into play? Yes. Bro, you can't say that to randoms, though. You just can't. Why, Cam? Because you're not my fucking boyfriend. I don't kiss you. You're be your boyfriend. Is that what her boyfriend comes into play? Bro, you can't say that to randoms, though. You just can't. Why, Cam? Because you're not my fucking boyfriend.

I don't kiss you. You're not my boyfriend. We have to kiss to be boyfriends? Unless we're in the sixth grade. Are you a boy? Yeah. Are you my friend? No.

Yes. Damn it. I can't get out of this one. So we're boyfriends. Okay, we're boyfriends. Say it to the world right now. Look in the camera. No, you say it.

I say it. We're boyfriends. That's my boyfriend. Hi, my name's Cameron. Say it to the world right now. Look at the camera. No, you say it. I say it. We're boyfriends. That's my boyfriend. Hold my hand and say it. Hi, my name's Cameron. This is my boyfriend, Peyton. The fact that I did that on the internet is crazy. What's not wrong?

My son is going to see this in months. He's going to have boyfriends. He's going to have boyfriends. I have boyfriends. He's my boyfriend. You his boyfriend, see? Liv's my girlfriend. He's speaking now.

That's fine. Your wife is my girlfriend. No, I knew you were going to do that. He's speaking now. That's fine. Your wife is my girlfriend. No, I knew you were going to do that. Your wife, the mother of your children, is my girlfriend. No, she's not. She is your friend that is a girl. That sounds more immature.

Distinct difference. Sounds very thought out. Your dad is my boyfriend. Your dad is my friend, yes? Does he have a penis? He is my boyfriend. Your dad's my friend, yes? Does he have a penis? He is my boyfriend. Okay. Okay. We're going to go with a low blow.

Meemaw, your grandma. That's my girlfriend. Love her. Your mom is my girlfriend. Yeah. And your dad's my boyfriend. Yeah. Mark would be a great boyfriend.

And we're in a trouble. Yeah, impressed. That made it weird. No, that got too far. Now you're talking about my penis. That got too far. No no i didn't mean that oh my god almighty what can i please okay you know how we're in oklahoma this past week yes can i please tell your stories you said parents dude lives dad you know lives dad i do know he is hilarious he's funny he's an og poppety shout out to you poppety we go to a restaurant it It's called Bricktown Brewery. You've been there. I've been there. Okay.

It is basically, it's like a better Chili's. It's by the airport, right? No. There's a couple. It's not just one location. But the one you're talking about, yes. You spilled a lot. I'd venture to say you spilled more than you swallowed.

I was proving a point to my boyfriend. We go to Bricktown Brewery. Liz's dad, my boyfriend. No, oh, no, don't say that. No, he's going to be like, what the f*** do you mean? So we go to Bricktown Brewery. It's like an American restaurant for anyone that doesn't know. Did I say something weird?

You said brewery. Brewery. That's a hard word for me. Bricktown Brewery. Say it. How do you say it? It's a brewery. A brewery. A brewer for me. Bricktown Brewery. What? How do you say it? It's a brewery. A brewery.

A brewery. Brewery. Brewery. Brewery. See? Now you're f***ing up. Bricktown Brewery. Okay, go ahead.

God, that's bad. We went to Bricktown Brewery. It's an American restaurant. You order regular stuff, right? Yeah. We go around the table. Liv's dad is last. Right. Liv's sister.

I'm going to just do the chicken tenders and share it with my daughter. Okay. Liv's sister. Don't wink at me. That's my girlfriend. Yeah. That is my girlfriend. In a different sense for that one.

No. Anyway, goes to Liv. Oh, let me get the little shrimp Alfredo pasta. Comes to me. I'm feeling burger tonight. Let me get the burgers and potato fries. Right? We go around.

Normal ass food. It gets to her dad. He goes, let me get the meatloaf. He ordered meatloaf. Swear to God. In the restaurant. Side of mashed potatoes and like green beef. Okay?

Okay. Dude leaves. Walks away. Puts the order in. This woman is walking behind us in a flowery blouse. That's hot. No, it's not. Oh, no.

No, it wasn't. Flowery blouse.'s hot no it's not oh no it wasn't flowery blouse hey excuse me can i get some more salt and lime for my beer this lives dead okay she goes i'm sorry he goes oh just some more salt and lime for the beer thank you so much she goes what the random woman she does not work there oh my god he stopped a random woman oh my god and said hey can you get me some more salt and lime for my beer please and thank you i really appreciate it random ass woman like oh no it's just normal and she literally goes what he's like so from a y'all saw in line for the beer honey i don't work here he goes oh i'm sorry about that man have a good day and she just

walks right out okay you skipped over the part. There's two things. Ordering meatloaf. Criminal behavior. Criminal. Criminal behavior. Even more criminal? A restaurant that sells meatloaf? I said the same thing.

How do you have 20 beers on draft and you sell loaves of meat? What is meatloaf? Meatloaf is disgusting and it belongs in prisons and I stand by that. Why? Your mom grew up. I ate meatloaf a lot. Yeah. And I hate it, Lisa.

And it's not because of you, Lisa, but meatloaf is ass. It's a block of meat. Does that even sound appetizing outside of steak? Is there any regular food? Like, okay, so you would say meatloaf is like a regular dinner food. Sure. Like it's a common dinner food. Is there any common dinner food that's worse than meatloaf?

Ooh, okay. You, I don't know where your stance on it. Yeah, you, you, tater tot casserole. I think it's disgusting. Shit. You like a tater tot casserole. I'm not going to lie. Never had that.

Don't even know really what a casserole is. I was about to say, I've never even seen you eat a casserole. But I love tater tots. A tater tot casserole is like cheese, tater tots, put in a glass pan, baked at about 450 for a certain amount of time. And you don't like that? For dinner? No. That's fantastic.

That is not good. A tater tot casserole, that's some shit you bring to a potluck. And you want me to make that for my family? And put it on a dinner plate with a charger under it? Maybe it's because I never had it, so I can't really speak on it but you know what a common dinner that i don't like what lasagna i think okay lasagna is a very hit or miss situation lasagna is hit as hell no most y'all miss always hit no most of lasagna is missed if i'm not getting a corner piece of lasagna i don't want it keep the dish sorry no see that's a that's a first world problem and you're being a bougie

bastard let's break lasagna down you like noodles no but we can look past that you like meat of Keep the dish. Sorry. No. See, that's a first world problem and you're being a bougie bastard. Let's break lasagna down. You like noodles? No, but we can look past that. You like meat? Of course you do. You like sauce? Of course you do.

You like cheese? Yeah. You like lasagna? No, I don't. 75% of the dish you agree upon, 25% is the deal breaker or is it the middle piece? No. Okay, let me tell you. Let me tell you.

It depends on how you make it. And a lot of y'all's pans smell like your cat. I'm not going to lie. Y'all need to stop letting your pets in your kitchen because a lot of y'all's pans smell like your cat. I'm not going to lie. Y'all need to stop letting your pets in your kitchen. Because a lot of y'all's pans don't smell good. And that's where a lot of lasagna... Whose pans are you sniffing? Are you a kitchen cop?

Anytime somebody's got me a lasagna, I always smell the odor of your dish. And so I have a weird thing with lasagna. And I don't know if y'all lazy when y'all make lasagna or y'all just got the government assisted lasagna but the middle shouldn't be cold i'm not gonna lie to you a lot of the lasagna i eat the middle is cold as hell brother cook the full damn thing who is cooking these gotta be women that are just just trying to impress you and they've and they've met well i'm saying'm saying, I didn't mean it like that. I'm saying, where are you eating this lasagna?

Friends' houses. Friends' houses. Let's go through that. Who? Growing up. Oh, okay. Been a long time. Yes.

Okay. So your friends have bad pans. They smell bad. They're dirty. They don't cook good. Yeah. Dude, when you said cat, my grandma used to make chicken spaghetti. It looked like you took your neighborhood cat and threw it in a blender.

Oh, my God. No, that was very graphic. Oh, my God. But like the orange cats. It was like if you massacred Garfield. That's what the chicken spaghetti looked like. What's wrong? Stop it.

No, it was orange, but there was like some sauce in it. Okay, but stop it. She had black olives that looked like the eyeballs. What was she making? Chicken spaghetti. What's chicken spaghetti? She also made campfire donuts. It was really just like a poor donut.

You're an advocate of lasagna. You got some good lasagna, you know? Lasagna is fire as hell. I don't know. Breadstick on the side, glass of Cabernet. Oh, no, I've never had lasagna as a 21 and up. See? I've only had lasagna in high school was the last time I had lasagna.

Or maybe at a cafeteria. The amount that you piss me off with your food takes, right? It is unbelievable. Why? Because you are 25. Yes, sir. And you only eat nice if we go to nice places. Where else am I supposed to eat nice?

Do it on the daily. Where? Hey, substitute Freddy's, go to an Olive Garden. Olive Garden's not nice. It's nicer than Freddy's. No, it's really not. I think Freddy's is more expensive than Olive Garden. First off, it's not.

I think so. And Olive Garden gives you the upgrade to give a $6 you can take a meal home. It's really good when you have a parent getting home late from work. I used to do that for my father in high school. Wait, $6 for a whole meal? Yeah, I'd go to Olive Garden with my youth group friends. Olive Garden's cheaper than Freddy's. It's an add-on. It's an add-on. It's not just $6 for a thing of Olive Yeah, I'd go to Olive Garden with my youth group friends. Olive Garden's cheaper than Freddy's. It's an add-on.

It's an add-on. It's not just $6 for a thing of Alfredo. I'm not going to lie. Olive Garden is not that good. Can we talk about that? I think we were weird. Honest to God, growing up and maturing is realizing Olive Garden's kind of water. We were gypped as a kid.

We were. Just because they gave you a shit ton of breadsticks and a lot of salad. Name one dish from Olive Garden that you remember that was like, damn, that was fire. The Tour de France. The Tour de France is fire. I'm like, God, you've never had it. I'm talking to the kid again.

Name one dish. I name it. He's like, you didn't say hamburger. I didn't know what you're talking about. That's what I eat. Because I would get full on the breadsticks in the salad. To hell with what you're eating. They would toss my salad in front of me.

They would sit there and toss my salad. You would sit there and toss a little more. They were sitting there tossing my salad with my family next to me at Olive Garden. You ever got your salad tossed next to your family? No, never. In a French ambiance restaurant? It's not French. It's Olive Garden.

It's Italian as Italian can be. You said no French restaurant. There's no beignets. Isn't that when you poop it? What? That's a bidet. A bidet. What's a beignet?

You just asked me on the internet, have you ever had your salad tossed next to your family in an Olive Garden? I got my, dude, you ever got a good, you ever found a good salad tosser at Olive Garden? Oh, my God. Well, if I would toss the shit out of my salad, the bottom would be at the top, the middle would be at the sides. Clean that whole bowl.

That's my favorite part is getting my salad tosser off guard. It's the only reason I went. And you just leave feeling new. And then you would tip him real good and be like, that's for that salad tosser. Oh, you'd tip him? Yeah. Yeah, you got to tip him. If he tosses your salad, I need to salad tosser. Oh, you'd tip him? Yeah. Yeah, you gotta tip him. If he tosses your salad, like, I need to text him again.

I'm talking about tossing salad. No, I know. Oh, my God. I got so drunk the other night. I started, I was looking up trivia. And I'm a f***ing weirdo. Let's just start. just start let's just start there hey you're the guy at the party there you're like oh dude i'm wasted let's do quizlet yeah all right let's start there i literally got drunk the other night in oklahoma we were watching nba uh her dad was like hey you want to drink i was like of course because i'm

kind of scared if i say no to you i'm'm kidding. But we were sitting there drinking. The night goes on, and I'm feeling great. And at some point, I look down at my phone, and there's the Texas Fun Facts on my phone. And I'm not 100% sure how I got there, but I read the whole website. Wait, so you were drunk when you discovered it, or the next morning you discovered it? No, no, no.

I was actively drunk, and I don't remember looking up. I just remember playing Clash Royale. And it was on there. I looked down, and instead of an evoed royal giant, the Republic of Texas was founded in 1836. And I was like, all right, tell me about it. So I looked down, bro. I just have some stats for you.

I took a screenshot. And I want you, because you are a very non-gullible guy. No, at all. When you hear these, you're going to call bullshit on a couple of them. You want me to try to debunk them? I just want to see what you think. Okay. The entire world population could fit inside Texas.

Assuming the population density was the same of New York City, meaning 27,000 every per square mile. What the f*** did you just say? I think I might be drunk now. I just f***ed up. What did you just say? The entire world population, 7.8 billion with a B, could fit into the state of Texas

assuming the population density is the same of New York City, which is 27,000 people per square mile. So you put 27,000 people in every mile, the whole world could fit in Texas. Comfortably? No, they didn't say comfort. No, I kind of believe it. I kind of believe. So if Texas were to wipe every building.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I didn't know there was writing on my shoulder. I thought there was a bug. Deadass, that scared me. You said there was a caterpillar? I don't know what it was. What did you call it?

I'm messing up, bro. It's 2 Timothy. It's a great verse on your shoulder. Nice. I think I have that tattooed. I do. What is that? Wait, wait, wait.

Wait. Go back to your sleep. When did that get there? What the Why are you What's happening? What are the odds of that? Maybe they did that on purpose What are the odds of that? I think they that on purpose. What are the odds of that?

I think they did it on purpose. Oh, my God. It's a fan shirt. Okay, but when they see your chest. I don't know. I thought they said you got a second Timothy on your shoulders. I think I got it. What a coincidence, huh?

Hell of a coincidence. Oh, my God. But as I was saying, yes, if you were to wipe out all of Texas, like the buildings and stuff, and you just put a bunch of people, like sardines together, I think it could happen. I believe that one. Okay, here we go. El Paso is closer to the Pacific Ocean than it is to Texarkana, Texas.

I believe that. A hundred percent. Texarkana is way up there. El Paso is way down here. But think about this. There's a part of Texas. Oh, no, no, no. Past Los Angeles. There's a part of Texas. Oh, no, no, no. Past Los Angeles.

There's a part of Texas. Oh, damn. That would clear LA before it hits the other side of our own state. That's insane. That's how big Texas is. Texas is a big state. If Texas was its own country, it would be the 40th largest out of the 193 in the world. Bigger than every country in Europe.

I heard that. Yep. Both largest out of the 193 in the world. Bigger than every country in Europe. I heard that, yep. King Ranch is the largest ranch in Texas and in the entire United States at 1,200 square miles. It is bigger than the state of Rhode Island alone. Wait, that's right here, right? That's where they filmed Dallas. King Ranch, I believe so. Yeah.

No, can't be. I don't know. No, there's no way there's that much equity right here. There's not Rhode Island up the street. No, Rhode Island can't be down the street. Yeah, no, Rhode Island no way there's that much equity right here. There's not Rhode Island up the street. Rhode Island can't be down the street. No, Rhode Island is here. To all you Rhode Islanders, suck it. No, I'm not gonna lie. We drove through that little weird-ass part of the country for

tour. It was like Delaware, New Jersey, Hampshire. Hampshire? The one that Joe Biden's from. New Hampshire. New Hampshire. Hampshire? The one that Joe Biden's from. New Hampshire. New Hampshire. Not the old one.

The new one. Dominican Republic. Not. No. Nah. One of the little ones. No. That'd be Rhode Island.

Idaho. No. There's an I. There's a Maine. Maine. And we didn't go to Maine. Oh, yeah, we did. We did not go to Maine.

You have to go to Maine to get to D.C. CJ, you weren't there. Maine's the highest point of our country. Maine's up there. We did not go to Maine. Oh, yeah, we did. We did not go to Maine. You have to go to Maine to get to D.C. CJ, you weren't there. Maine's the highest point of our country. Maine's up there. We did not go to Maine. Okay, anyway. We were driving through there, right? And we would drive through these whole states in like 30 minutes.

I'd be like, let's knock it down. Let's knock this whole thing down. Hey, make them one. Call it the new eastern state. Yeah, I think a lot of those are pointless. Love y'all, though. Thank you. We'll see y'all on tour.

Hey, we have a barn bigger than y'all, bitch. Okay, wait. Can I say something real quick? And I do like these facts, but I'm... No, I'm sorry. Okay, keep going. No, go. I'm saying I'm sorry. For what? Me.

Doing what? Never mind. I thought that was going a different place. Continue. No. Oh, that's what that does. I can sit up now. No, I want to be lower. Ah! Shoot.

I need to go back home. Yeah, no, you need to go home home. It really pissed the piss out of me. God. You're sweating. You're crying. Okay. Get to what you need to say.

I've been hallucinating when I wake up. It's dead ass I've been happening. It happened. It's been happening a lot. It started at Kane's house. I want you to continue. But just know that I was going to tell you that I hallucinated this week. Damn you.

Go for it. Deadass. Go for yours first. So it started, we were in Tennessee, we were staying at Kane Brown's house. So I was sleeping, right? And we're all in that same room. Oh. What?

No. Yeah, we were. Yes that same room oh what no yeah we were yes yes then what i said oh not no oh oh okay go for it so i was sleeping and i always wake up in the middle of my sleep i never get a good night's rest yeah i'm tired that's troublesome all alright and so the first night you know I was facing y'all's bunks right everybody's bunks is over here and there's a lot

in that room there's so much happening in that room a lot of things standing and sitting sure there's three people

dead asleep so I woke up I woke up at like 445 and I looked and I could have sworn I saw a horse head standing over your bed I swear to45 and I looked and I could have sworn I saw a horse head standing over your bed.

I swear to God. And I literally was like this. And normally, you know, you can blink and like go like that and it will go away. I kept going and it was still there and I was like, there's a horse in here. And I was going like this and I was scooting back on the bed. And then I like literally started like moving outside the bed. And then I think it was just a pole and something was hanging off of it. And it did look like a horse. So so i said i'm not crazy about that but then two

nights ago i woke up to a little girl at the end of my bed swear to god no swear to god you know the tree i put my in my in my room tree room you have a tree in your plan oh the plant okay yeah difference so i woke up at five i woke up at 5 45 seeing shit now you're in shit i woke up at 545. Seeing shit now? Hearing shit. I woke up at 545, right? I wake up, and right there in the trees there, and it literally looked like a little girl with long hair, and she was, like, looking at me. And I started doing it like that, and I jumped back,

and I kept doing it like this, but I wore my contacts for three weeks straight, so I couldn't really, like, wipe my eyes to make it go away. And so this little-ass girl almost shat to shatter her ass. She was right there. And then it was just a tree. You're seeing girls and horse heads. Yeah. I'm really scared to wake up, man. Al Capone? Who are you? What'd he do?

Prohibition, right? Mobster. That's what I've heard. The mob, though. What are you going to see? Money next? Maybe that's what the've heard. The mob, though. Yeah. What are you going to see? Money next? Maybe that's what the rat was. They were sending me a message. Oh, my God.

You're being followed. Oh, my God. I don't care if they do. Take me. No, don't say that. No. Don't say that. We all care.

We don't want you to go. Me neither. We don't want you to go. Say, I don't want to go. I don't want to go. Say it with some bass. I don't want to go. I don't want to go.

Unless you take me to Miami or Columbia. That would be pretty fun. No, that wouldn't. You would be, your head would be bagged. You'd be in the back of like a Ford Focus and you'd wake up

in the desert butt-ass naked. Who do you think would do better if we got kidnapped? 100% me. I think they would like me more.

100%. They would like you because you'd be easy as shit. What do you mean I'd be easy? You, first off, one of your biggest fears is being kidnapped.

Yes. They're going to have to fuck me up to get me in that car. That's all I'm going to say. I'm giving every ounce of energy, of fight that I've ever had in my body. It has all been saved for this one moment because I'm a passive guy. It has all been saved for this. You have to tase me, shoot me, tranquilize me for me to even get in that car. Okay, but say they got you.

You'd literally be like, help! And they'd just shove your ass in the car. Wait, help! And they'd just take you and toss you in the trunk. And then you'd just be sitting there. The muffler would fall off on the interstate. I'd literally be going, banging on the interstate. I'm not going out.

You wouldn't do well being kidnapped. They'd take you out. They'd be like, he's too much of a problem. Exactly. I'm not going out. You wouldn't do well being kidnapped. They'd take you out. They'd be like, he's too much of a problem. Exactly. I'm not going to be that much of a problem. I want to be alive. I'm going to learn what you want. You want money?

You want my parents? Take them. Hey, if... First off, wow. Hope y'all heard that. Hey, if they're kidnapping you, you need to be alive. That's kind of the reason of kidnapping.

Yeah, I know, but if you're causing a scene, like you breaking their muffler, they're going to be like, oh, he's better off gone. Pa-pow. And then they go pa-pow from their boss. Pa-pow. You don't kidnap someone just to kill them. You kidnap them because you need information.

But maybe you were just a pawn in their game. You're not that high in their game. Maybe they needed you to get to somebody else, but they could still get to somebody else going through you. The only person they could get through that's higher than me through me is you. So they'd kill me to get you? What if could still get to somebody else going through you the only person they could get through that's higher than me through me is you so they'd kill me to get you when mama live mama live what do they want from her griping what do they want from her decorations and complaints i'm kidding fam i love you okay no you you would recipe you would

suck you oh mark would kill him off mark could get rid of him i would suck you Oh, Mark would kill them all. Mark would get rid of them. I would suck? Defend your... No, no, no. You tell me why I would be worse, and I'm going to tell you. Okay. I would be better because I would comply. I would say, yes, sir, no, sir, yes, ma'am, no, ma'am.

I'm listening. You have the control. I am bonded like now. Bondage. No, you... Not the kind that I like. This is not sanctioned in the bedroom. I don't want to do this in the back of the van there's no red glowing lights yeah so i'm tied up in the back of this van look i'm tied they got me there's not much i can do at this point i'm

gonna just listen to you right and so exactly if i'm just screaming causing a scene it's taking energy away from me i don't know when the next time i'm getting food or water is let me conserve i'm becoming fasted i'm fasting myself holistic energy and so now because now i don't know how long they're gonna have me i can just get my power from the sun like that's all i can use now they're not gonna feed me sunflower seeds right so i'm tied up in the back of their van right all tight and stuff and i'm just like i pray they don't want my butt so that's all i'm worried about just don't get my butt and so i'll take my butt you can't have my butt and i get a little car sick so i might ask them for a tone yeah you might vomit hey you got some anti-acids hey you got a xan tax shut the fuck and so i'll just like i'll just like chill

like i'm not gonna cause a problem they're gonna be like wow this is like i'd be like a good baby like i'd be like it doesn't cry much doesn't really wake us up in the middle of the night i think it's opposite i think when you become scared you become jitterish when you become jitterish you speak i do so what there's just so much conviction you went i. I do. So scared leads to jitters. Jitters leads to speaking. Speaking leads to annoyance. Yes. So they're going to have you bounded in a chair,

butt naked, shriveled penis, eyes, one of them black, the other one covered. You're going to be sitting there naked, alone, afraid. Yes. And then you're going to be so jittery and anxious, you're going to start speaking, but you have no clue what the room even looks like, so you're just going to ask random things.

Hey, has John seen a one yet? Do you mind turning on the game? And then they're going to become speaking, but you have no clue what the room even looks like, so you're just going to ask random things. Hey, has John Cena won yet? Do you mind turning on the game? And then they're going to become very annoyed with you. You're going to try to crack a couple jokes. Hey, I got money. I know a couple people. I can get what you need. But then they're going to hate you.

You think they're going to love you. They're going to hate you. They're going to respect my game. They're going to respect the craft of being kidding. No, they're going to be tired of you kicking them. Because I'm not going out. I'm going for it. They're going to be tired of you kicking them around and trying to fight.

They know you're going to lose, and they're just going to use all their taser juice on you. No. And you know you don't know me because I'm not going to talk. If I'm around people I don't know, I'm silent. I don't care how nervous I am. Not when you're butt naked and blindfolded. And you can smell like a branding iron in the background. I would look at you like this.

Impressive? No? Is it what you thought? You go, wait, where is it? No, it's a big fear of mine.

There's, exactly, and I'm not even afraid of, let me, okay, I got kidnapped to be terrifying. Yeah. But I'm not going out.

And the fact that I am fighting so much is going to give me longevity on the back end. Because they know, what are you laughing at? What are you laughing at? My lazy eye? No. What are you laughing at? What are you laughing at? My lazy eye? No.

What are you laughing at? You can headbutt this shit out of someone. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would.

I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would.

What the fuck? They just pass out. I'm like, no, wait, at least just let me shut my. Right here to their nose. Now he's bleeding, leaking. I take the toothpick that I always carry. I undo my handcuffs. They're down here.

I undo my. I go. And they're referring to your chibli bits as the toothpick. I always carry I undo my handcuffs there they're they're referring to your chibli I go I'm kidding I go okay no um oh my god you get sexual when you're tired what you get sexually deprived when you are sleeping? You and I were not. Yes or no? Oh, your ass is in the hot seat, brother.

Go ahead and put that little ball cap on. Why did he just say yes? Because he knows it. He knows it. Yes or no? Oh, shut up. Yes or no? When I call you late at night and you're tired, yes or no, do you show me sacred areas of your body? That's not fair.

Without asking. That's not fair. Without asking. Without hinting toward. It's because of the reaction. Because you like it. Oh my God, you do it first. No.

You willingly and openly show me your body. Stop. Stop. That was a hell of an echo. Stop you get sexual when it's not when i'm tired it's like you yawn and you get a bit of an erection because they're like they're they're one and one because you're boring on the phone and i gotta be like i gotta make this fun for somebody so i just show you my naked body you know like when you go like this to a kid and they laugh it's like when i show you my you're like i go no no no but we need to fix that do you know okay would you rather me never show you my naked body again or never face on me again answer it shut the hell up then thanks yeah i like facetiming you not for that but i like fac FaceTiming you. Not for that, but I like

FaceTiming you. I like it. Can we play a game? I love game. Do you love game? I love game. You love game? Yes. You love the one game? Yes. Which game are we playing? I hate you. We're gonna play a game called the adjective game. Okay. Oh my god, we did that on Patreon. We did this on Patreon, but now it's just you and me.

Oh my god, just me and you. No more Zelman. Thank god, right? It's just... big job or the hottest new bakery in town you need business insurance that can keep up with your evolving needs with flexible coverage options from td insurance you only pay for what you need get a quote in minutes from td insurance today td ready for you all right so we played this on patreon that was already out was with our whole crew. And we used a lot of nice words to the very end. Yes.

Complete opposite game today. Okay. It's you versus me. Me versus you. Complete negative adjectives. Okay, so you're going to read an adjective, right? Yes. I am reading an adjective.

I'm going to say three, two, one. And we say if it better fits you or me. Okay, bet. I think I'm going to win. Is there a winner? There could be. Yeah, yeah. Whoever cries last.

Yeah, whoever goes home with any dignity, they won. Okay. I don't have any. I'm already running low, too. Here we go. Brainless. Brainless. Three, two, one, cam.

You're f***ing kidding me. Okay, no, no, no, no. Let me explain it. You are absolutely maddening me. Okay, no, no, no, no. Let me explain it. You are absolutely maddening. Internet perspective, they're going to think me. Because the clips get twisted and they take me out of context. They don't know me. If they knew you, they would call you brainless.

No shot. Cam, you are an airhead on a day-to-day basis. What? Cam, you are like a four-year-old in a 34-year-old's body. Sometimes I'm not 34, first off. And sometimes you are completely absent from yourself. Whenever I'm going through depression. No, no, no, no, no.

There could be normal things and you're just like. No, I'm not. Name one. When I'm anxious, I lose control of my hands and feet. That's fine. Who cares? So what? Don't eat them.

That's not even what I'm talking about. You can be brainless sometimes. You will just completely forget things. You will misplace. How many times has he lost his phone, his wallet, anything? I don't know where I put it. It's right here. It's got to be somewhere. Let me check the inside cameras on my vehicle.

Because I have to take care of y'all all the time. Holy shit, that has nothing to do with us. That has nothing to do with us. That has nothing to do with us. That has nothing to do with me. You lose your own shit. Okay, this is Cam 99% of the time. Dude, the new skeleton army. That's not brainless. Somebody's talking to him for 30 seconds,

30 minutes trying to get his attention. Cam. Cam. No, dude, I like your... Cam. Dude, what? I've been talking to you. No, you haven't, dude. I've been attention. Cam. Cam. No, dude, I like your... Cam. Dude, what? I've been talking to you. No, you haven't, dude.

I've been praying. Sorry. Give me 10 seconds of my life. Is anybody else hungry? That's Cam. Okay. Okay. Here's Peyton.

Here's Peyton. Hey, P. P. P. Hey, P. Hey, Payton. Wait, you need something, bro? Oh, no, I was just calling your name for about a minute.

Oh, sorry, f*** you. That's you. You, bro, i will at least be playing a game you will literally just not love someone else and you don't care enough to be responsive that kills me and then oh hey i was supposed to be i was supposed to be there 10 minutes ago i can't find my wallet it'll take me like five minutes so one hour later do you don't know who the my wallet is man i think you have it i'm like how the do i have your wallet i never have your wallet put it in the same spot every time you idiot he always leaves that shit and then blames somebody else. He always blames somebody else. You're crying.

All right. Brainless, brainless CJ. Do you have a, you can be either the tiebreaker or it'll be a tie. Tiebreaker would be a tie. And it's fine. We both, do we agree that he has an honest, that he can on all right go three two one hey all right here. We go brainless I'ma lose I'ma lose the second one

Boring oh three two one page. I'm just kidding. It's me. It's me. I had my first piece of sugar when I was 33, dude. Dude, I haven't walked outside on my own since I was 17. It's like, dude, I wasn't allowed to watch Charlie Perry movies until I was in college.

Are you kidding me? Hey, okay, even though I voted me, you have a case for boring, too, sometimes. Sometimes I call you and this, he's so,

he's so engulfed in doing nothing that he gets mad at someone else for it. I go, hey bro, what's up? You're like, what do you want? You won't even share with me what you're doing. I'm like, what are you doing right now? You go, what the do you want, Cam? What do you want from me? And I'm like, bro, what are you doing?

And you just go, all right, bro. I'm literally about to hang up. It's like you're doing so much of nothing that you're, like, embarrassed to say it or something. It's not that. What is it? It's I just want to be doing nothing. I feel that. That phone call is doing something, so I'm just like, let me go back to my nothing.

I feel that. It's when I'm checked out of the world. Like, I forget I'm on earth. Dude, but those are the best times. It's the best. That's why I want to be in it. When you're so checked out. Okay, here we go. It's so funny. far here we go you make me sound like an asshole but it's all out of love it's all out of love i don't do it to anybody else but cam and cj

it's all out of love okay uh all right next one ready yep first off so it's one one i think it's one one i want the first one you want won the second one. Here we go. 1-1. This is the funniest game. Next one. The word is heartless. Three, two, one. Peyton, you're heartless.

You are absolutely cringely. No, it's you. No, it's you. It's dead ass you. No, it's dead ass you. I have literally, I have been nicknamed St. Vincent. Okay. I am a very warm man.

You are, but you lack empathy. You do lack empathy for strangers. That's because I don't know the heartless. If I don't know you, I still love you. You're heartless to strangers. No, no, no. You're heartless to the ones you love. How am I heartless to you?

You'll literally be like, No, okay. Not going to save the story because i can't but you know if something if someone crosses you instead of the biblical way we were instructed to do forgive appreciate and love thy neighbor as thyself you will be like i hope they absolutely fly off of a bridge in a dodge durango and their car explodes and then you can get... It's not heartless. What is it?

It's not heartful. No, if they did something to me, they deserve something back to them. You don't always have to get your retribution. No, that is the bigger thing. Like Uncle Ben. Yeah. With great responsibility.

Yeah. What are you talking about? I'm not heartless. No, Cam, you are heartless. No, you're heartless. No, Cam. Cam. You are heartless sometimes. Cam, when you and Ryan get together in a public setting, responsibility yeah what are you talking about i'm not harley's no cam you are hardly no cam cam you are cam when you and ryan get together in a public setting and you see somebody that is maybe not particularly i've already admitted that's bad it is my natural comedic bone if

there's a quick joke if there's low-hanging fruit hey i'm hungry i'm a big back i'm grabbing the fruit cam is cam is more hardly because he'll just he'll dog on a stranger as to the friends If there's a quick joke, if there's low-hanging fruit, hey, I'm hungry. I'm a big back. I'm grabbing the fruit. Cam is more Harley because he'll dog on a stranger. As to the friends, he'll say it. You act like you don't think the same thing in your head. I think it. So then we're not better. Yes, I am.

No, you're not. Because I have the heart to not say it, and I'll be like, God, forgive me for these thoughts. You'll be like, look at that. No, I don't. No, I don't. I really do need to stop that. And the best part is if you know me and you actually know me, you know I mean no harm by it. No, he cracks jokes with friends.

I just crack jokes constantly. I think I won that, to be honest. You thought you were going to win that. Okay, I'll give that. You're up 2-1. Just because somebody crosses me, they are going to get their curmudgeons. That's still not a word. You don't know me.

Next word. Here we go. Grouchy. 3-2-1. Peyton, absolutely, absolutely, unequivocally grouchy as you okay name sometimes i've been grouchy every day every day how if oh my god if the slightest inconvenience goes wrong you are pissed you're you're ready to box you're ready to curse someone you win you can get grouchy name an example if something wrong here

happens if something wrong at the house happens name something if some of a small inconvenience if i if i show up oh my god if i show up to a tiktok live that didn't have a set time he didn't say we're on at 11 0 5 he just said hey i'm, I'm getting on now. And I show up at 11.05, 11.06. Oh, look who's late again. Give it up for Cam. Big late, big back fat, back late idiot. Here he is. Big late idiot.

Those, here if something goes wrong, if... I don't think I'm that grouchy. I think if I'm prompted to be upset at something, I get upset. Oh, I would agree with that. But I think it happens. I think it happens often. I'm not going to lie. If Liv was here.

I'm not going to lie. You didn't have a single point against me. So I think we win. You're lucky Liv's not here. I think I win. What would Liv say? You can. She do say.

She. Oh, I do declare. She does. Gotta? Because she do say, she, ooh. I do declare. She does say. One must gotta go. She does say you are grouchy. You do get grouchy sometimes. Very rarely. No, it's actually not too rare.

It is. It's whenever, because your thing. Yeah. Whenever it's not like something doesn't go how you think, you're just like, you lose it. I do. And I admit to that fully. Yeah. And that happens more than what I have.

Hell no. Well, if y'all didn't mess up, I wouldn be are you nuts see right there deflecting okay grouchy me that's two to two right right yeah i think so no it was two to one it was two to one no i won the first one you won two in a row okay yeah and i won that one two to two last one tiebreaker here we go yeah and i'm joking we're all joking we love each other all right last word who is more ghoulish like a ghoul what's a ghoul like a goblin like a goblin like a creek who's more nasty like an orc like who's more nasty nasty weird freaky okay who's more nasty three two one you 100 no no no. 100%. No, no, no. Don't take podcast jokes. There's no shot. I'm not

taking podcasts. You're taking podcast jokes. No, I'm taking real life. Real life. What do I do in real life? What do you do in real life? You are an absolute goblin. How? You sleep with knives in your bed. It's not creepy or gross. You eat burgers on your own chest. You scratch your genitalia and you'll be like, dude,

my breath smells like Pico de Gallo and lovemaking. And you say shit like that. You are a goblin. There's no doubt in my mind. You're a goblin. Cam, you take pictures of your fecal matter and send it in group chats with your friends. There's more people that do that than don't.

No, there's not. No, there is not. That's just considered gross. That's not goblin. That's a weird. You said gross, nasty. That's gross, nasty. Okay, that's gross. That's not goblin. That's a weird. You said gross, nasty. That's gross, nasty. Okay, that's gross.

Okay, that. Cam, you snot rocket in public on people. Oh, no, my God. No, I'm not doing it on people. You have no manners. It does not hit people. You have no manners. You spit everywhere.

I do it in a napkin. You spit everywhere. I spit on concrete. I do that in a napkin. Cam doesn't wash his hands. Let's sit. That's it. You don't wash your hands.

Yes, I do. You don't check if you're done wiping. You're walking around mud butt 24-7. That's why you're always buying. You don't wash your hands. Yes, I do. You don't check if you're done wiping. You're walking around mud butt 24-7. That's why you're always buying new drawers. You buy new drawers. You, instead of doing laundry, he buys new clothes. Because my laundry machine doesn't work. They have places for that called the laundromat.

Are you kidding me? Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. Oh. You ghoul. You think I'm going to leave? I have expensive clothes. I'm not going to leave that in a laundry bag.

You have expensive clothes, but you have seven months worth of food in your house. Trash. Everywhere. Ghoul. Oh, my God. That's CJ. So you were CIA spotless before a rat boy came? Holy shit.

You were spotless before he came? Yes, like a spotless monkey. What are all those weird stains that pop up on your wall with black light? What are those? That is not me. You know what that's from. You know what those stains are from. That's your wall with black light? What are those? That is not me. You know what that's from. You know what those stains are from.

That's not my stains, Cam. You know those stains. They're not my stains. They're not my stains. There's a reason for it. Cam, who washes their hands more than you? Me. Cam, you pick your nose.

Because if there's a booger. That's gross. What am I supposed to do? Just get a napkin, a tissue, like an adult. Like you were taught in preschool. Kleenex. I wasn't taught that. But if I pick it, I get rid of it on a napkin, a tissue like an adult. Like you were taught in preschool. Kleenex. I wasn't taught that. But if I pick it, I get rid of it on a napkin.

No, you don't. Yes, I do. I remember the side of Rhonda. What, do I ball it up and put it in my pocket and save it for later? What do you mean? No, I don't. I remember the side. What, I let it crust on my finger? I remember the side of Rhonda.

I remember her. The side of Rhonda. That's gross. So first off, you were in my passenger seat. How the fuck are my boogers over there? I've never driven your car. What are you talking about? If there was boogers and s*** in my passenger,

no one spent more time in the passenger than you. You creepy goblin ghoul f***er. That's you. I've never driven your car. You get erections around me. In your red basketball shorts. When we we were roommates and you opened the door i was not because of you i knocked and you opened the door no can you i saw something that i know no we can say this story i saw something i was not supposed to see that we can see that story we can say that

story what do you mean i was talking to that girl. And she stayed in that room for like a week. You knew she was in there. I had to use my bathroom. You had the bathroom in your room. All I had was black ops 4 and my hats that I had on the wall using thumbtacks. I had my turtle beach headset on. I was playing the game. I got up.

I had to pee and little did i know somebody rocking knocking the boots and you answered the door bricked up with shorts on and no undies and that is your fault not mine you could say hey bro go downstairs you could have given me a warning you just said what's up and i said ah no it's because i thought no it's not my fault because you knew she she didn't live at that campus, so she would only come on those weekends. And you know what happened on the weekends. We didn't see each other.

We missed each other. So I'm not allowed to piss? Go downstairs. In my own room? What if I had to brush my teeth? Use some deodorant. I lose my human rights. Be a dog.

I use my human rights because you're being a dog. You're supposed to be a dog in college. What are you, knocking boots 10 hours a day? There's supposed to be quick sessions and get her out. I'm kidding. That's bad. It's supposed to be. She didn't even need to live in that room with us, Cam. It's supposed to be.

You have pictures when they're in that room. It's supposed to be a little bit of sex, a little bit of Netflix. You were just sex. No. We watch Prisoners on DVD. Oh, my God. You were just sex. No, we watched Prisoners on DVD. Oh my God. You had a DVD player? You had a fridge TV and you had a Sony DVD player.

Where the hell was that at the whole time? Under the bed. Under the bed? Where all my snacks and ibuprofen were. How long was your HDMI cord? Under the... The DVD player was cooked up to the TV that was eight feet away from your bed

and an elevated surface, and it was connected. It was a portable DVD player. You had a portable DVD player. It wouldn't open like a laptop. What, in the 90s? Why? It was like 2019.

You had Netflix on your TV and you have a portable DVD player. Yeah. I miss her. Was I supposed to woo some bitches over? What was that gonna do? Hey, let's go watch DVDs. I miss her, bro. She's married now. She is married. Still is she? Husband's a...

Nah, that's back to the empathy and I'm sorry, but... Is she still married? Let's just say you look better. No, she is. Very much married. Popped up on my feed the other day. Oh, really? Yep. You still follow her?

Yep. Can't post all my exes. Let's put that out there. No, I don't. No, I don't. No, I don't. Except for one of them. No, you do follow all of them.

No. Yes, you do. No. Who do you not follow? Don't say the name. Main one. Oh. Swear to God.

Oh, yeah, that's different. Because I have the OG. OG. And then her. But y'all weren't never like okay but i i don't you had great she's blocked you had great feelings for but you said oh god she's fucked oh my god she's fucked oh man okay that was the additive game that was absolutely hilarious and um i think to continue to tease people and squeeze their nipples, I think it's only right that we solve one case here today of... Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P! The You Should Know Podcast. All right, greetings, ladies and gentlemen. We're back again with another segment of the greatest love doctor in the world, Dr. P.

More claps. Clap your hands. Clap your hands. He asked for claps. Quicker ones on yours. Quicker. Uh-oh. Hey, hey, hey. It was a bit much a bit much apologies i used to be a circus boy apologize that's where we found you the circus circus you saved me you saved my soul save our

ship sos too much talking already already so if you don't know already for the people that aren't on patreon i have my own show over on patreon and the first episode of it has come out and it was about 35 4040 minutes long. A lot has happened. As you can see on fourth camera we're missing one of our students. Yes. He misbehaved. I'm so sorry again, Lord. Not your time. You're right.

Once I'm done explaining, then you go. Are we alright? He wasn't behaving last time. If you want to go see it, it's a wild episode. Secretary Kim got spanked on his behalf. Anything you want to go see it uh it's a wild episode secretary cam got spanked on his behalf so uh anything you want to say now no i did i actually don't recall spanking i just remember a massive foal in the parking garage and then my bung hurt there's no spanking lord you did exactly what you're supposed to yeah i know no i know are you trying to i don't need your approval

to tell me no you're right no no you're always right. So how are we feeling about him? That was my better pupil. Anyway, I told you he had more promise. He finished top of his class. That was a bit much. I'm sorry. That was much. Are you feeling confident?

May I speak? God, see. He remembered. He said, honest to God, he directly spoke to you, so he obviously wants a response. He doesn't waste his time speaking to the walls. So if he speaks speaks you immediately respond it's when he does not speak to you when you ask for permission continue lord yes what speak what's wrong are you mute

speak get him out wipe that stupid smirk off your bung little face can you repeat the question please i honestly forgot the question me Can you repeat the question, please? I honestly forgot the question. Me too. He made the doctor... Why is he speaking? He made the doctor forget his question.

Secretary, what did I ask? Not only have you made Sire forget his own fucking thoughts, which that in itself is remarkable, but you don't remember the question. You're starting to piss me off like the little freckle we kicked out last week.

And you better watch it. And you get awfully red when you do that stupid smirk. And I don't want to see you. Next time we're f***ing pants, your calves are way too big. You have too big of calf muscles to be in the position you're sitting in. You will wear your pants and you will show up on time. And for God's sake, if you forget one more time i will literally stick you with a wooden spike and you will never forget again do you understand yes sir i won't forget

again try again you sir i'm not the sir he's uh i'm guy to you i am guy headmaster secretary yeah what else he is the what the fuck was that? What did you just say? You went to American University, didn't you? That's slang. Do you have... What else? Hey, who has the question for me? Him or him? It's me.

You. It's me. Okay. Read me the question. Yes, sir. I heard him speak too much. He's going to be with the freckled guy in a little bit. He's stupid.

Here we go. We're going to replace him with the freckled guy next time. Is he? Hey. Did you just... Before I get him. To the highly gracious himself. You are speaking down to the quest giver himself. This man is a sage.

And you are quite literally equivalent to the bubble gum he stepped on on his way into the office. You do not speak unless spoken to you do not drink unless given water and for god's sake you better go a week without eating food because you live breathe and die for the very spot you're sitting in now do i need remind you 7 000 applicants and you in freckle were chosen for whatever godforsaken reason, and you are now bollocking on your position. You sit there, you digest what is spoken about, and then you speak when spoken to. Is that understood?

Do you? Oh, my God, I'm sorry. Is that understood? Understood. Understood, sir. Lord. There we go. There we go. All right understood? Understood. Understood, sir. Lord. There we go. All right, Dr. P, you got a question.

Why is your shirt in the shot? What do you... You don't have to pay me for this week, I promise you. That was an honest-to-God mistake. I was worried about the pupil. I didn't think... Your account must have lied to you. I haven't paid you in a year.

Here you go. Well, I don't know where I'm getting that money then. I haven't paid you in a year. Here you go. Well, I don't know. I'm getting that money then. I still owe the bookie shilling. Here we go. Dear doc. This is from Nassim Rahim. Dear Dr. P.

I have a girlfriend. Wait. Yes, sir. Ask again. Dear Dr. P. Hello. I have a girlfriend, but I also like another girl. That's all right. Who lives across the country. P. Hello. I have a girlfriend, but I also like another girl. That's right.

Who lives across the country. Oh. My feelings for the girl who lives across the country are significantly stronger than my current girlfriend. Oh, shit. What do I do, doctor? I think this is a simple case. I've had hard cases in my life. You know, I'm the best love doctor in the world.

The greatest the world's ever seen. You are. Thank you. I think this is a case of you want what you can't have you ever been a kid yes i was yes too many words and and in the kitchen there's a cookie jar right on top of there you don't even like cookies there's the there's raisin cookies in there There's raisin cookies You grew up on raisin cookies, Lord That's the shittiest cookie ever But if you like them, I love them That's what I'm trying to make

There's raisin cookies You don't even like those And oatmeal raisin is the best cookie ever made Thank you My job seems to be becoming more challenging I tried to correct him but you stood with him so I ended up correcting myself yeah right

you ever been a kid you had raisin oatmeal cookies on the top of your grandma's counter but you were too little to go get them you don't even like those cookies but they were up there and they look so appetizing because you couldn't get them exactly he can't get that girl across the seas the girl he's with bad sex breath stinks nags too much permission to speak don't make me get the belt me or him you dear god

now you made the doctor lose his train of thought oh I was never one for trains no I'm just gonna hold it okay you let me know

if you want to feel it again I agree yes so it's just a case of you want what you can't have the girl's overseas the girl next to him stinks that is crazy no way no way

it's just a case of what you want you it's just a case of you want what you can't have. Exactly. He doesn't really like that girl over there. He just hates his girlfriend now. And she's appealing because she's all the way over there and can't annoy him. What do you have to say about that? I was going to say a woman with bad coitus and rotten molars is never good. Never good.

If you've got bad sex and bad teeth, it's never it's just not a good baseline foundation for relationship it is true and i was going to agree with you on the cookie debate you don't even know it could be cookies it could be cigarettes up there but the fact that that's out of reach out of mind out of sight makes you urge for it more so you just repeated what i said but i was saying in a different fashion lord to kind of give you the respect that you are correct because you always are correct what the fuck is he looking at i can feel him out of the corner of my eye what is he looking at he's looking at you he's looking at you yeah okay you can answer now what's his name pupil pupil pupil one pupil one pupil one what do you feel about this so what i'm getting is he's uh i don't know. God.

Okay. There's multiple things going with this. Oh my God. One. I don't know if Cassandra picked the two... You're receptionist, Lord. I'm the secretary. She's the receptionist. She's the one that picked the two winners, right?

I don't know if she drafted them from the school of the deaf, but the two people that received an opportunity of a lifetime can't seem to listen. First thing wrong. Second thing, uncross your hands. You are sitting there like a politician, and I don't like it because you hold zero authority and zero will and no power. Uncross your hands third don't you ever start with that confidence again and lead me to a road of bullshit and nothing I'm I'm gonna get fired because of them I don't know what I'm gonna tell the missus this is

just next week next week it's unbelievable next, when we do this, it's either you or him. There's something in my throat. Is there a problem? Something in my throat. I can put something in your throat. It's either you or him next week, right? It's not going to be both of y'all. So you have one more chance to answer this.

How do you feel about this situation permission to speak i'm so i'm so sorry permission you're gonna need you're gonna please give me permission yes uncross your hands at this very instance uncross them you hold no your power level is insignificant it's like you started a new play on a game and then you turn the console off you have no power he's not uncrossing his f***ing hands

I only take orders from the doctor God I never even want you how do you feel about this situation remember before you speak God, I never even want you... How do you feel about this situation? Remember before you speak, depending on your answer, he might be back. Pupil 2. My... on him? No. Okay. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. On the situation, on the situation. Okay, no, I got it, I got it, I got it. Explain to him what I'm saying. If i got it i got it explain to him what i'm saying if you don't listen once more i will single-handedly throw you to a pack of hyenas and i will watch them rip you from limb to limb while i pretend i'm not hearing you cry for help because the amount of time he speaks and you are so stupid and thick in the head that you can't hear it is starting to concern me.

You better listen. Okay. You have better listen. We're going to give you one more chance. Can we give him one more chance? No. Okay. I'm going to take us to the briefing room after and i'm gonna decide

between him and pupil two or yeah him and people too and in the comments those on patreon they can decide who they want back next week him or people too i i had something who the hell told him to speak sing my song before i kill him sing my song and you better sing my song for the love of the almighty If you do not sing I am going to be staring at you When I give him the glorious trumpets he deserves If you don't sing This belt's gonna go across your ass

The belt's coming across your ass Nope Is he raising a finger? I told him no Is he raising a finger? I told him no May I speak? No

I have a synopsis It's too late I want my song Quick suggestion, Lord I told him no. May I speak? No. I have a synopsis. It's too late. I want my song. Quick suggestion, Lord. I would like to hear it. Pupil 2 is no longer here to defend himself. Pupil 1 still has the most upside.

He claims he has a synopsis. Pretend he can't hear us. Do you graciously allow him? Quick. Okay. So in his situation, he's like a dog. He's got a toy from TJ Maxx. But he's got another toy that he likes at PetSmart.

You don't want to put it down? Is he f***ing serious? Did you just think you were going to come in here with a f***ing limerick about poodles and think you're going to sway him over? What the hell? That's smart. You wait. You're right. That was, and I mean it,

the worst synopsis I have ever heard in my life. I would rather a thousand of people twos than one of those suggestions. Now get him. And I want it aggressive. Oh my god. Go.

You should have been a shit stain on your parents' mattress. You do not deserve the position of authority in. You hold no authority. You stink like hell. You oftentimes fart on yourself. mattress you do not deserve the position of authority in you hold no authority you stink like hell you oftentimes fart on yourself and your calves are good for nothing but walking in here sitting in that seat being stupid you labradors and dobermans he's got a treat here he's got a treat there he can't get out of the door because he doesn't have thumbs are you nuts you're talking about dogs these are herman billions that he's trying to save and you're talking about a pet in your amazing synopsis you see how sad you look i want you

to bottle that up and i want you to wear it daily as a cologne oh my god Oh my God. Sing my song and that was dr p the white chocolate macadamia cream cold brew from Starbucks is made just the way you like it. Handcrafted cold foam topped with toasted cookie crumble. It's a sweet summer twist on iced coffee. Your cold brew is ready at Starbucks.

That was good. That was very fantastic. If you want more of that, that was about 15 minutes. If you want a 40 minute version, they're on Patreon. We episodes dr p uh i don't know next episode is going to be we have a lot to catch up on i and i have a brilliant idea for next episode what is it i'm not going to share it here unless you want me to uh you did ask what it is so i guess that's an open sharing are you going to strike me okay yeah you often put fear in my soul when you stand above me. Anyway, I think we form some sort of contest for pupil one and pupil two set by the doctor himself. The doctor judges pupil one and pupil two on their performance.

One of them wins, one of them loses. I like that. I think I have some big ideas for Dr. P now. Maybe we simply, me as your secretary, maybe I present the case studies. You hear it initially you give them each a chance to battle each other who has the better synopsis you pick which is closest to the doctor's synopsis they get a point tallying system the first to however many wins i like that if you want to see that it'll be over on patreon cam get us out of here that was a good

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