You Should Know Podcast - Pigeon On a Leash -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: May 23, 2022

Another Monday, another brand new episode! This is a fun one, Peyton opens up the podcast by talking about the migos breakup, NBA finals predictions and people trying to scam him! He then goes into a ...crazy story about seeing a pigeon on a leash and his INSANE starbucks experience!   GRAB SOME MERCH: www.youshouldknowstudios.com   0:00 Intro  3:39 The Migos BROKE UP!  6:02 NBA FINALS PREDICTION  10:40 I was SCAMMED  15:04 Radio DJ Challenge  17:47 PIGEON ON A LEASH  21:21 Crazy Starbucks Story  24:24 Crawfish HATRED  27:31 ANNOUNCEMENT      SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/3uOGJH6...   ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...    SOUNDCLOUD: https://soundcloud.com/ouhouldnowodcast FOLLOW ME! Instagram: @psh8 Tiktok: @thepsh8 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:33 The You Should Know Podcast. Hey everybody, welcome to the You Should Know Podcast, Season 2, Episode 9. We're back on another Monday. Oh my God, we're doing it, huh? Who would have thought? I know I say this every week, but can we take a second to appreciate our consistency here and appreciate all the lovely viewers and listeners that tune in every week and show support it's the best thing in the world i'm having so much fun doing this i know i say this every time but guys i promise you i'm not just like one of these other uh content creators that just look at you like a number like oh I'm getting this amount of views like I feel like I know some of you I see the same names the same faces in the comment section
Starting point is 00:02:10 in the DMs I appreciate it and I think that's how we should start this episode right now you know what I'm saying how about we get some good karma going on I think everybody needs some good karma I know I know maybe it hasn't hit from the first episode when you're like, I left a comment, I subscribed, no good karma is coming yet. Hey, just stack it up. You know, we can supply the bank vault right now of good karma. I have so much beverages on me right now. It's a little early this morning. I decided to record early in the morning.
Starting point is 00:02:37 Do I know why? Absolutely not. I was like, let me just get into the studio here and knock this podcast out. I was really excited to get on this microphone. Normally I don't record early because I'm not a fully functioning human being pre-10 a.m. Right now, pre-10 a.m. And I have an assortment of beverages. I got I got a good flask here. It really keeps the keeps the coffee warm. Um yeah but if you're uh if you haven't subscribed already, if you look below and you see that that subscribe
Starting point is 00:03:07 button isn't highlighted, shit person you are. It's all right. We can fix that. Go ahead and hit the subscribe button. Join the family. And if you see that comment section and your name is not in that comment section, just say, hey, Peyton, I'm back. Or hey, Peyton, I'm new here.
Starting point is 00:03:23 That would mean the world to me. We can meet each other one-on-one, imano-imano, as they say. Or hey, Peyton, I'm new here. That would mean the world to me. We can meet each other one-on-one. Emano, emano, as they say. Do they say that? Don't know what it means, to be honest. I just hear it in movies a lot. And so I'm going to say it on my platform. And I reply to every single comment. I love getting to know you guys and it means the world to me. We have a lot to talk about this episode. Let me put this drink down real quick. We have a lot to talk about this episode. I get a drink down real quick we have a a lot to talk about this episode um I get a lot of comments saying Peyton where do I buy one of those shirts where
Starting point is 00:03:51 do I buy one of those hoodies the ones that you're wearing that say you should know on it well you can go to you should know studios.com you should know studios.com it will actually be linked below if I remember to do it if not not, just go over to your web browser, hit that www.youshouldknowstudios.com. It will be right there for you. We got shirts. We got hoodies. At the time of recording, we only have a couple of hoodies left. I think two hoodies left.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Y'all have been going crazy buying the hoodies. It means the world to me. Don't know why so many people are buying hoodies in the summer. You know, logistically, that doesn't make too much sense to me. Will I question it? No, because it means the world to me that y' people are buying hoodies in the summer you know logistically that doesn't make too much sense to me will I question it no because it means the world to me that y'all are buying it and and rocking the merch out in public but we do have shirts left we have an abundance of shirts left it's hot outside we want to start wearing shirts all right so we got shirts available at you should know studios.com and in each individual package I write a handwritten letter a little
Starting point is 00:04:44 thank you note to you I actually write it like it's not like I just have a bunch stacked up I write it like to the order so if you want a yushinostudios shirt hoodie go to yushinostudios.com and go ahead and do that um I'm looking at my whiteboard right now and I see the uh the criteria of what to talk about today and the first thing I really like don't want to talk about because it's stupid you know what I'm saying like it just doesn't it doesn't entertain it doesn't it doesn't tantalize my tummy as they say it's the Migos broke up oh no right they broke up no they didn't so if you don't know the Migos is a rap group
Starting point is 00:05:24 I don't know why I talked to y'all like y'all are like 70 years old. I know majority of y'all know what the Migos are or who they are. It's a rap group. It's three of them. One of them unfollowed the other two or the other two unfollowed. There was some unfollowing going on. Hey, guess what guys? I'm going to be that guy for you. I'm going to be the light at the end of the tunnel, the little insight into the creation world, into the industry world. That's called promotion and it's worked. All right. Everybody's talking about it. I'm talking about it. People that have a way bigger voice than me are talking about it. The job is done. They did what they're supposed to do. They got people talking about it and it
Starting point is 00:06:01 led into a new single. And uh i don't have insight like i don't know obviously i don't talk to the migos don't know them at all but if i were to put a bunch of money on it it is just um promotion they're gonna do this because the last album didn't it wasn't you know received the best by the public so they unfollowed each other and they're getting people talking about and it worked it's a very they unfollowed each other and they're getting people talking about and it worked it's a very they're a very talented group and i i hate that this is a new way of marketing that we have to succumb to to unfollowing each other to get people talking and that kind but hey that's the new rollout that's the new thing i need to fix this we need
Starting point is 00:06:39 some wd-40 on that can we do that before we continue because I move the mic around a lot and it's a squeaking noise but um yeah that's all that is and you're like I want to give y'all another insight what used to be the big rollout for like musicians and people like that is uh they would sit courtside at a game if you ever saw like a couple sitting courtside at the game and then it got everywhere in the news and the tabloids all that back then it was really like magazines and websites like oh this couple sitting courtside that would be for promotion they would always have an album coming out or something like that or a tv show or movie i hate to break it to you guys half the shit you see is just promotion so i'm not to put too much stock into that whole Migos thing or really talk about it too much so that's that I get a lot of comments on TikTok and like in my
Starting point is 00:07:32 DMs and stuff like that asking me about my NBA takes because you know the NBA playoffs are going around I'm a basketball guy I love good old basketball and right now we're in the Eastern and Western Conference Finals. It's the Heat and the Celtics and Golden State and the Dallas Mavericks. I live in Dallas, right? So obviously by proxy I'm supposed to support the Dallas Mavericks and I do. I'm like cool. That would be cool if they win. I'm not too invested into a team. I'm a LeBron, J.R. Smith kind of guy. J.R. Smith's now in college playing golf, doing his thing. Shout out to J.R. Smith. I met him one time when I was 14 in Vegas inside of the Nike store in Caesars Palace. He was a
Starting point is 00:08:13 really nice guy. Might not have been completely there at the time, but hey, it's Vegas. Enjoy yourself. He was a really nice dude, and then I ran to him again the next day and said hello to him. I have a picture of it. I'm going to put it up on the screen yeah make fun of my anatomy yeah I look like like I am two seconds away from croaking because I haven't eaten but I was just I'm just I'm a skinny guy genetics I can't really control that don't make fun of me but my predictions for the NBA finals originally whenever we were going over this I had the Heat and Golden State in the finals. I think with a fully healthy Celtics team, they're going to be really hard to beat. So I'm going to switch that to be the Heat, I mean, excuse me, the Celtics and Golden State
Starting point is 00:09:00 in the finals. And I just can't see Golden State losing in the finals. So I think Golden State is going to go for another championship. They're so damn good. They're so hard to beat. Draymond Green is a legend. He's a Hall of Famer easy. I don't like Draymond Greenslander. Even in the height of everybody hating Draymond Green, was the I always appreciated his game probably because
Starting point is 00:09:26 it modeled my game a little bit you know what I'm saying whenever I was going like on recruiting visits and stuff like that um one of the big things that you know you're getting to know coaches and you're just talking like a bullshit small talk they're like who do you model your game after who do you think best represents the way you play and I would say Draymond Green because I was a glue guy I'm not gonna go out there and get you 30 I'm not the most skilled dude but you can't win without me which sounds like egotistical but in the team I played a pivotal role and like a glue guy like I'm very important to the team so yeah I'm a big Draymond Green fan and I think Golden State's gonna win so I know a lot of people are have been asking me like who do you think's gonna win the finals there you go Golden
Starting point is 00:10:08 State's gonna win do I I think I do want to see Jason Tatum get a ring that would be really sick to see him get a ring because he's he's really good I think he's one of the best uh guys in the league he's fairly young it would be really cool for him to steal one speaking of like wanting to get a ring I really like I'm not the biggest Chris Paul fan like the way he plays and just like the all the stuff he does but I just for him I want him to win a ring he's he's getting old it's he's getting close to clocking out of basketball. But I just really want him to get one. But the Suns shit the bed, didn't they? You saw that they lost by like 40 points in Game 7.
Starting point is 00:10:53 That's horrible. You know how bad. And then after the game, the Suns put out a statement on Twitter to apologize for losing by 40 in game seven. Do you know how bad you got to get beat to put out a PR statement to be like, hey, sorry for being absolutely awful in front of everybody on national television. That was one of the worst things that I've ever seen. That might be one of the worst team performances in basketball history
Starting point is 00:11:22 because they were one of the the best teams in the league a lot of people had them going to the finals and winning the finals and to get beat by 40 in a game seven that's awful look at me talking while I sit on the couch and I never was successful in basketball I think that's the fun thing about sports a bunch of people that can never do what those professionals do talking shit about them that's the fun thing about sports. A bunch of people that can never do what those professionals do. Talking shit about them. That's part of the game, huh? Yeah, so that's my predictions for the NBA Finals this year. I don't watch hockey, so don't ask me about that. I know a lot of people are like, ooh, talk about the sticks and the pucks. Not doing that because I don't know anything about it. I hope everybody has a safe, blessed day that plays hockey. One of the things I want to talk about is don't question my intelligence. I don't like this thing that's been going around. I've been getting a plethora of DMs, even in person.
Starting point is 00:12:18 People have been coming up to me asking me, hey, would you like to make a little money on the side outside of what you're regularly making? Oh, of course I would of course I would who wouldn't and then they say this and this is what really twists my titty something that I really don't like let me find it real quick I'm gonna read this actual thing and this is a person that like I kind of know right I got this dm and they weren't hacked like normally like when people send you like you want to make a little extra money on the side, they're hacked. They clicked a link and then somebody got into their Instagram and it's like a bot sending out these DMs to a bunch of people.
Starting point is 00:12:51 This person, it's actually them because they were on their story saying it face to face in the camera. This person said, I decided to share this with you because I felt a lot of people can benefit from this and make extra income. Okay, great. Thank you for thinking about me. Thank you for looking out for me in my time of need. A friend referred me to this platform. I invested $1,000 and made a withdrawal of $10,000 within hours. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:13:22 No, you didn't. No, you didn't no you didn't and then they send me this screenshot of their cash app right and has ten thousand dollars just waiting on them don't question my intelligence you know what I'm saying don't do that to me that screenshot is in 2040 the 240 pixels it's grainy it looks like you put it in the microwave and they took it out and then sent it to me. That's a grainy screenshot. It looks like you got that screenshot off of a Nintendo 3DS back in 2010 and just put it to my phone.
Starting point is 00:13:58 Hey, you didn't make $10,000 off of investing $1,000. Where's the money coming from? Hey, you know what? I hate to sound like I'm being a mean person, but you're questioning my intelligence by saying, if I send you $1,000, I can make $10,000 back. I know a lot of people are like, this is just like, they're scamming you, whatever. I know this person and they're a good person why are you trying to do this to me why are you questioning my intelligence as if I can just send you a thousand dollars and then magically 10 grand is in my account now and I'm supposed to believe you off of a screenshot don't question my intelligence. And you know what? How I know you're lying? You work at Panera Bread still. If this was real, if this was a real thing,
Starting point is 00:14:53 do you think you'd still be having an apron on? No shade to the people that work at Panera Bread. Seems like a great establishment with great workers. You wouldn't be working there still. You wouldn't be working anywhere. If you could invest $1,000 instantly get $10,000 back. That's not how life works. Don't question my intelligence. Now, if you're one of these people that they're sending this dm out to people and you're watching this you'll be like no it's true it's true paying you can here's my cash app you break it down to me break it down to me how that works where's that money coming from even if it was true that I could just randomly send you $1,000 and I would get $10,000 back to me, you don't think IRS would be knocking at Ushino Studios? Sorry if that hurt your ears.
Starting point is 00:15:57 I might have to mute that. And they would be like, hey, Peyton, we just saw you have $10,000 out of nowhere. Where's that money coming from? You don't think I would be in shackles headed to the federal prison for the rest of my life? I don't trust you. Don't question my intelligence. That's just something that's been bothering me. If you're listening to this and you do that and you're saying that it's real, please DM me on Instagram at PSHA or leave a comment right now telling me how that's possible because it's not. There's also something I wanted to try, right?
Starting point is 00:16:35 Ah, okay. Sorry. I'm yelling into the mic a lot today. So there's a thing on TikTok, right? And it's these challenges. And it's like you do a challenge so basically you put your face right next to somebody's face and you reply to their video like live and I want to do a lot of these but it's just like doesn't go well with my TikTok
Starting point is 00:16:54 and I can't do it so I'm going to do it on the podcast live right now and basically it's this radio DJ challenge so basically this radio DJ is like hey do you think you can be a DJ well here this challenge. You're going to see what it's like. At one time, I did want to be a radio host. I still could do it. If you're a radio station listening to this, I know there's some companies out here that watch this podcast and listen to this podcast. Offer me a job. We'll see if it works. This is going to be my audition right now. So this is a radio DJ challenge and I'm going to try it live on the You Should Know podcast. Let's do it. So, you want to be a radio DJ, huh?
Starting point is 00:17:29 Sure. All right, cool. Time for you to step up to the mic and tell LuckyCrawler9 they just scored tickets to see Dua Lipa. I'll have a script and a timer waiting for you in three seconds. You ready? Are you sure? Yeah. All right, good luck.
Starting point is 00:17:39 Pound it. Thank you. Okay. Here we go. Three, two, one. This is the new hits 95.7. Who's this? Okay. Here we go. 3, 2, 1. This is the new hits 95.7. Who's this? Okay. Shannon, you and a friend
Starting point is 00:17:50 are going to see Dua Lipa at the ball area. You're a caller 9. Congratulations. Oh, okay. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you're welcome. Thank you so much for listening. Ticket madnessness continues. I got your Justin Bieber hookup at 530 right here on the All New Hits 95.7. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:18 I regret doing that. Not only is my confidence depreciated tenfold it's also I got an anxiety attack I wasn't expecting Shannon to scream at me like that I didn't like it I didn't appreciate it there I didn't know how much time I had to stage things I thought I could go at my own pace I couldn't I should have practiced. Now, if you're a radio DJ and you're listening to this or a radio station, please don't hold that against me, okay? Yeah, I'm never going to do that again, but let's take a quick little break here in the studio. Let's refill these beverages because it's so early,
Starting point is 00:19:00 and then we're going to talk about some stories. I got an awkward Starbucks story, a homeless pigeon story, and we're going to talk about some nasty food that y'all eat. So let's take a break and then we'll get into that. I'll see y'all in a second. The You Should Know Podcast. As a kid, I saw something that no kid in this world should ever be exposed to, ever. As a 13-year-old kid, I was on an AAU basketball team. And every summer, our AAU basketball team did one charitable thing per year.
Starting point is 00:19:28 This year, the team just decided, hey, Peyton, you're going to pick what charity thing we do this year. I've always had a thing with helping the homeless, so I decided, hey, guys, we're going to go to the homeless shelter, figure out what we need to go do with them. So one day, we go to this homeless shelter, and we come with a bunch of socks. Apparently, homeless shelters need socks. That's the number one thing that they request from people trying to help so as a au team we all go to this homeless shelter with an abundance of socks as we get to this homeless shelter let me paint the picture for you for what type of environment this was i was a hooper type of kid so i always had the nice jordans on nice sneakers a lot of people like the shoes that i had
Starting point is 00:20:02 on big sneaker head at the time so as we were going into this homeless shelter, a man approaches me, happened to be homeless, and he goes, hey man, what size shoe do you wear? As an adult, I know that's a red flag. You're in danger. You should never answer that question. I was a 13 year old kid. I didn't know any better. So as soon as he said that, I looked at him and I was like, hmm, size 12. He looks at me and goes, oh, that's my size. As a kid, I wasn't really processing what was happening. So I looked at him and I was like, hmm, size 12. He looks at me and goes, oh, that's my size. As a kid, I wasn't really processing what was happening. So I looked at him and this dude was no taller than four foot seven. And I was like, hey man, you're not a size 12.
Starting point is 00:20:32 That angered that man real quick. Cause he goes, what are you trying to say to me? And I was like, I don't know. You're just not a size 12. You're four foot eight. You're not a size 12. He gets real close to me. He goes, run me those shoes.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Now I know, oops, I made an oopsie. Luckily our coach came in, intervened and defused the situation, got him out of there. But now it's time to go hand these socks out to the people. But while I was having this interaction with the man about his shoe size, I was hearing down the street a weird noise. All I was hearing was meep, meep, meep, meep. At the time, I really wasn't paying too much attention to that because I was about to get robbed.
Starting point is 00:21:03 But all I was hearing was that meep. I was real curious who kept yelling meep. So as we're going down the line one by one handing these socks out to the people in need like good Samaritans we are that meep sound just kept getting louder and louder. Just meep, meep, meep. I was desperately confused at this time because who keeps yelling meep? As we're going down the line it's my turn to hand the socks to somebody and as I hand the socks to this woman I look at her and she has a leash in her hand it's not like a regular leash it's one of those really skinny long ones and I'm like okay what is that for as I look down this leash this woman has a pigeon on a leash I kid you not this woman had a
Starting point is 00:21:42 pigeon on a leash. All perception of reality that I had in my brain as a small 13-year-old child is now flipped on its head because I have never seen a pigeon on a leash. Where did you get that from? How do you manage to grab a fowl out of the air, domesticate it, put a leash on it. This woman belonged in the US military for her skills and precision to be able to grab a bird out of the air, domesticate it, put a leash on it. You ma'am are very talented. Come to find out, this was the woman yelling, Meep! She goes into her pocket and pulls out an assortment of snacks. She had seeds, lettuce, corn, whoppers.
Starting point is 00:22:22 She was trying to feed this assortment of snacks to her domesticated pigeon and she was yelling, eat, eat, eat. Ma'am, that pigeon doesn't know what its life is right now. You have it on a collar. How did you manage to do that? Do you understand how crazy that experience is that I almost got robbed 30 minutes ago and now I'm witnessing a woman having a pigeon on a leash
Starting point is 00:22:41 and having an abundance of snacks coming out of her right pocket? No 13-year-old kid should ever experience that, ever. I think I had one of the worst Starbucks experiences known to mankind. I go to my local Starbucks, get in line to order as one normally does. As I get to the front of the line to order my drink, I do the regular. I'm like, hey, can I get a vanilla latte with soy milk, please? I'm lactose intolerant, that's why I go with the soy milk.
Starting point is 00:23:04 If I get any kind of dairy into my system it's bad news for everybody. The person taking my order had the nerve to look at me and go are you sure you want the soy milk? The drink tastes way better with the regular milk. I'm thinking okay thank you for your suggestion but I think it's better for everybody if I go ahead and get the soy milk. I don't want my stomach being obliterated anytime I try to enjoy a beverage. Let's just do the soy milk. She looks at me again and goes, ah, are you sure? The regular milk tastes so much better with that drink. Why are you trying to make life decisions for me right now?
Starting point is 00:23:33 I know what my stomach can handle. I want the soy milk. Now I'm getting anxious because I already don't like ordering in front of people. Now I feel like everybody behind me is watching me order and I got a nice sweat going down my lower back. How about we just go with what I asked for? She goes, okay, what size would you like? I'm like, all right, we've gotten past stage one.
Starting point is 00:23:52 I'll do the medium, please. She goes, we don't have that. All right, that's fine. I'll do the large. She goes, do you mean the grande? You knew what I meant when I said that. Why are you doing this to me? You knew what equated to the medium. why are you making things so hard for me you see that I have a nice sweat formulating
Starting point is 00:24:09 and I'm not having a good time the right leg is starting to shake I'm already anxious I want the soy milk medium please you've been here longer than me let's just figure it out together how about that she goes okay vanilla latte, soy milk, medium size. What did I do to you? What's happening right now? She goes, okay, what's the name for the order, sir? Good, I can do that one. My name's Peyton, the order's for Peyton.
Starting point is 00:24:36 So now that I'm done with that hell of an experience of ordering that drink, it's time for me to go wait in the waiting area with the rest of the people, waiting for their drinks to get brewed up. As I'm waiting, all I hear from behind the counter is devin your drink is ready okay that's not me my name's peyton i can figure that one out she's not talking to me i kid you not this woman yells out devin six times in a row each time getting louder and louder i'm like whoever devin is needs to figure this out on the seventh time of her calling out
Starting point is 00:25:05 this name she makes direct eye contact with me and goes hey Devin you're the one that wanted the soy drink right? What are you saying to me right now? What did I do to you? What went wrong with us? Now everybody in this establishment thinks that my dietary issues are a part of their daily problems now. So I just go up to the counter, grab my soy drink, and as I'm walking out, I'm anxious already because I don't like what went on. As I'm walking out the door, I drop the drink in front of everybody.
Starting point is 00:25:31 It is one of the biggest splatters in the world. I am having a hell of an experience inside of this Starbucks. Normally I would go and clean it up with everybody, but I needed to evacuate the premises as fast as possible, so I just beelined it out of there and went to the different Starbucks down the road. I don't know why I deserve to evacuate the premises as fast as possible, so I just beelined it out of there and went to the different Starbucks down the road. I don't know why I deserve to go through that
Starting point is 00:25:49 inside of this Starbucks. Coming off of that story, it just reminded me of something. I just do not understand why people like crawfish so much. The ROI on crawfish is just simply not high enough. I shouldn't have to work three and a half minutes to unfold this crawfish to get a kibble bits size of seafood into my system. It's just not worth it. And if you think about it, crawfish is
Starting point is 00:26:11 nasty. You're eating the crickets of the sea. If you're out here getting mad about what I'm saying right now, you're like, what? Crawfish is the best. It's one of the best experiences ever because you get to work for your food and eat it. You know what? How about you go outside to a street corner, pick a cricket up off the street and go and boil that. That's the same thing you're doing. You're just doing the aquatic version of that. I just simply do not understand the fundamentals of having to work so hard to get this amount of meat. That's not going to plenish me. You know what I'm saying? That's not going to do anything for my system in the long run. I remember in high school I was dating this girl and her family was huge into crawfish and they invited me to their crawfish boil because they knew I've never really had it
Starting point is 00:26:50 before. So I'm like, okay, I'll go and try new things. I'll go to your crawfish boil. As I go to her house, they're doing the whole thing. They put all these critters inside of this basket, put into the water or whatever it is, and all the steam goes up. After they're done cooking it, they throw it all onto the table. Now it's time to enjoy this crawfish. I didn't know what I was supposed to do. I just saw a bunch of Mr. Crabs just sitting around me. I was like, all right,
Starting point is 00:27:13 how do we get into this? How does this work? I go ahead and grab my crawfish and I'm just looking at it with its antennas looking at me. I'm like, oh my God, I'm looking at a cockroach right now that just came from the underworld. They're like, you just have to peel the shell off, then you'll get to the meat. I'm like, okay, that's not really functional, but I'll do that. Sure, why not? I'm here to enjoy the experience. So I start to manufacture this crawfish, pulling off limbs, pulling off its backbone. I'm like, oh my God, my fingers are hurting now. My joints are starting to get stuck in one position. This better be the best tasting food that I've ever had if I'm about to work this hard for my food as I'm doing manual labor to enjoy
Starting point is 00:27:51 cuisine I finally get to the slab of the meat and I pull it out and I kid you not the amount of meat that I got out of this crawfish was no longer than a toenail and I'm like okay what is the point of this I begin to digest this crawfish and I'm like that's it that's the apex of this story that's why we're all working so hard sitting around this table you know what that does it just doesn't make sense to me like that's like going to a steakhouse and they just throw the slab of raw meat on there and like you figure it out I don't want to do that give me the crawfish but a stack of it after it's already unpeeled and ready for me to eat. Just put it on a plate for me. Everybody's going to be like, oh it's about the
Starting point is 00:28:29 experience. You're supposed to enjoy peeling it and getting to the meat and then eating it. I just don't understand that. How about you just put it all on the table for me ready for me to eat? You know what I'm saying? That's like you going to McDonald's and you want some french fries and they just hand you a whole potato and they're like you deep fry it and then all you get out of it is one little single string of french fry it's just not worth it is it it tastes great just not worth it i don't understand crawfish i know i'm about to get attacked for saying that but hey i like what i like you like what you like i just don't get it i'm so nervous about putting this episode out because i just had a lot of hot takes that i'm sure not a lot of people are going
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