You Should Know Podcast - PLAYING SQUID GAMES CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: January 13, 2025

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This will be a great representation of the You Should Know Podcast. You'll see why later. We love you. Now on to the rest of the episode. know podcast you'll see why later we love you now on to the rest of the episode we got co-host cam back in the studio hey cam cam i'm not gonna lie you all right? You got a headache? You got hurts? I screamed too loud. You screamed?

I scrammed. It was a scream past tense. I scrammed. What is the past tense of scream? She just screamed. I think it's just screamed. It sounds real close to c**k, though. That's muted.

Doesn't that seem like a little immature, scream? Yeah. It needs to be like scrumped. Scramped. I screamed a good scrump be like scrumped scramped i screamed a good scrump scrumpeth last weekend and it scared the neighborhood yeah it needs to be scrumped dude this mic let me be honest everybody that's watching and listening for the audio listeners if you hear a loud pop and a scream it is because i've been getting shocked by this microphone all day today yes and a quick example, it sounded like this.

So if you hear a, whoa, then that's Peyton getting electrocuted again. Like, I'm so nervous of touching this. It is cold in Texas right now. Can we break that down immediately? Let's do it. Four days ago, no exaggeration, four days ago, it was like 68 degrees outside. Yeah, beautiful. Two days ago, it was 17 degrees, and it said it felt like two.

Yeah. Where are we? Are we on the bridge to Terabithia, or are we in North Texas? I'm telling you, I can't function in this kind of— I'm my least productive in this type of environment. And that's why you suck, because I'm not going to lie. That's so immature of you. Why? That is of you. Why? That is so childish.

Why? Man up. I can't. It's cold. Put a hoodie on, warm up yourself if you need to, and get after it. Can't even warm up the engine.

Like, luckily I'm alone and I don't have a lover, because if I had a lover, she would be disappointed. I can't warm up the engine. She'd be like, are you okay back there? The engine would backfire.

It's cold in here. No, the toughest part about the cold is getting up in the engine. She'd be like, are you okay back there? It's cold in here. No, the toughest part about the cold is getting up in the morning. Now, that is a fact. That is an absolute fact. Those damn covers, especially when you've got a little crotch rocket, a little warmer named Ruby. Oh my gosh. I don't want you to refer to her as that.

You know those little handbags for baseball players? Imagine a nine-pound gooey one with a crooked backside. That's Ruby every morning. It's a nine pound gooey one with a crooked to backside. That's Ruby every morning. It's a nine pound little space heater sitting on your crotch and you wake up and then you look under the covers, you get a brisk wave of Frito dust. It's just like, God dang,

today's going to be good. Your dog does have a yeast infection, right? I believe so. But then she looks, but then she looks at you and she goes like this. She's laying like this. And then I grab her sternum and I kind of pull her toward me

and she goes, and then she looks at me like this and she goes, and I'm like, hey mama, and she goes, goes back. Let's create a little controversy here.

Okay. Who do you like cuddling with more, your dog or your wife? My dog. 100% my dog. And Liv will attest to that because Liv is the worst but she's the best for me

but when it comes to cuddling, she never allows me to be the small spoon. Ever. Oh, divorce. She never allows me to be the small spoon. I have to. When I even demand it, when I just go, you know what? I'm tired of this shit. And I just back into her.

She'll throw one measly little arm over. She'll be like, throw it over, hold it for 10 seconds. She'll be like, babe, this just isn't comfy. Dude. But best believe when she wants to be c't comfy. Dude, but, best believe, when she wants to be cuddled, oh, I give a grade A performance every time.

I get in there nice and tight. I hold everything I'm supposed to. I keep it all in. And then I get that, that backside arm goes right under that pillow and it's just a grade A performance. Can we say this,

as men, and let's be vulnerable. Dude, say it. I want to be the little spoon every time. Every single it. I want to be the little spoon every time. Every single time. I am tired of being the big spoon.

I don't care if I am even a large individual. I want to feel love and security from my backside. Now, that came out absolutely wicked. I want love and security from my backside. There's no better feeling than being held. I think as men, we're always put in this position, especially with our SOs, our significant others, protect her.

We're in public. I got to watch my 12 MI6. She's just like, oh, look at the target. I love this. I'm like, that guy looks like he has a... Literally, there's an... in that trash can. We need to go. Hey, I'm not Ghost that guy looks like he has a f***ing p***. Literally. There's a p***y in that trash can. We need to go.

Hey, I'm not Ghost from Call of Duty. I'm not trained in the dark arts. I'm trying to shop too. But just because we're men, I got to protect and serve. That's not the name of the game. Sometimes I want to be like, oh no, p***y man. Help me, babe. And then Liv just goes, get on the ground.

Like, that would be hot. That would be hot. Not really. No, it wouldn't. I'm just saying, whenever we're in the comfort of our home, whenever we're in between these sheets, dude, just let me put my little furry behind right on that little man. Dude, you know what I mean?

I want to feel a little nip on my spine. I want to feel an areola tickling my small back. I want that every single night. And the thing is, though, it doesn't happen. Never. That's the crazy part. It doesn't exist. I think that's why I'm single.

Well, there's a lot of reasons why I'm single. Now, that is like the tip of the iceberg. The bottom stuff. Can we talk about that? Why I'm single? Why you're single. Okay, list the reasons why you think I'm single. You want to go one and one?

Or you want me to list them and you debate them? Yeah, let's do that. Because I think I know why I'm single. It's because I'm choosing to be. That's a tough sell. That's a nice way to put it. Okay, tell me when I can begin. Why am I single?

Hygiene. That's the first one. Hygiene, absolutely. You need help. How? No hygiene absolutely you need help how you know you need hygiene help you know you do you absolutely do okay like what uh you brush your teeth when it's convenient for you not on a religious basis you should brush your teeth one time a day minimum yeah every single day of your entire life i think my permanent retainer starting to bend into my gums see and certain i'm starting to turn into like a like i robot in my mouth like a lot of me is coming bionic in here you're just

like it's like it just starts moving so hygiene is one two is your attitude okay what your attitude what's wrong i'm let's break it down let's break it down y'all two does he have an attitude say yes or no right now yeah and you're fired so have fun attitude yeah it's definitely attitude yeah and when it comes to women you you tend you tend to back burner it you tend to back burner it you put it you put it behind so passive you love you love women i love them you love them you i mean you love them you love them man but maybe month in right maybe two months in yeah she comes down the stairs and just says some shit that you don't really like right it's world war three no that's not true oh you go get out your dumb skin that's not true wait what attitude why okay i am sassy very so like they would think that they could out sassy i'm

not going to no it's not really attitude that was a joke but i'd be like girl that's my eye line yeah i'd be like girl you look crazy you look crazy you are not the person that went to sleep next to me last night yeah so that's the second okay third your food intake so most women like a relationship where they can eat yes okay and i'm so for eating eat eat eat i love that but you don't do it with them not my business so they don't like it what i eat doesn't make you a woman wants to just be seen on a pedestal eating constantly just eat eat eat food yeah they want to enjoy it with their so being you i will be there for you so you don't smell good

you don't eat with them and you're a bit sassy. Do we need to continue on? I would rather my way of eating on a date than your way of eating on a date. No, I make you feel included. No. I make you feel like we are a team and there's a little bit left on that plate. Don't worry, tag me in. I got your back. No, it's literally like, am I on a date with Kirby?

You'd be like. You'd like suck up the napkins on the table. I'd go, you ready? She goes, what? I go. Everything's like. She's like, suck up the napkins on the table. You ready? She goes, what? I go. Everything's like. She's like, my fries. And I go.

It's just all flying in. Yeah, it's like. Okay, on a date, I slow play my eats. I'm talking. I'm talking. And then in the middle of something. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.

You're like. Just give me two minutes. I'll be done. Yeah. Okay, you know what? No, no, no. Let's imagine. Actually, I don't even want to put that in the universe. But let's just I'll be done. Yeah. Okay, you know what? No, no, no. Let's imagine. Actually, I don't even want to put that in the universe, but let's just say I was single.

Okay. You tell me why I would be a bad single the same way I just did you. Give me points on why I'd be a bad single. You're aggressively. It's like you. It's like, thank God you have a wife, right? And she's okay with it. But golly, it's like you it's like thank god you have a wife right and she's okay with it but golly it's uncomfortable sometimes no get your hand out of my face like that is a crazy because you love you love hard and you don't have a filter so cam will be out at a bar right and cam gets this mode

of he sees his wife right and he's like's like, golly, I love this woman. And he does that. He shows that bottom row. He looks like a little pit bull. I'm going to take you home and bite you. But you don't take her home. You don't take her home. You take her right there.

I take her in the barstool. You're like, he literally. I go, what are you drinking? Where's Dragoon? Say Dragoon. I just made a mess. Say this is Liv, right? Cam, we'll be sitting there having curly fries, right?

It's a normal day. It's 3 p.m., right? It's like Wednesday at lunch. We're at Chili's, dog. And Cam, I start seeing him. Liv is right here. Cam's like, he's starting no noise. He's just looking at her like he's about to bite her. He's like, yeah.

That goddamn cardigan looks real good on you. And then so I see him. I'm like, oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. And then he'll look at me. He's like, oh, my goodness. He's like, yeah. That goddamn cardigan looks real good on you. And then so I see him. I'm like, oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. And then he'll look at me. He'll be like this.

And he'll look at me like, you know it's about to go down. And I'm telling him, like, Cam, don't make me get the leash. I have to get a leash. I left the leash in the trunk. Oh, my God. And then Cam stands up. He adjusts his pants. And then he's just on attack mode.

He goes to live and just grabs those haunches. No, no. Oh, oh, oh, my God. Oh, my God. That was so much fun. And then, like, he's, like, forearm in her denim jeans bro and then there's like an old sweet elderly lady trying to enjoy her soup she's like she starts coughing on it oh you should have seen what happened in new york okay no that is not a story to be shared i was i was highly inebriated

and my wife looks fantastic. All right? I was like, Cam, there's people in costumes walking down. We're in the middle of fourth street. I was like, come here, come here, come here. With a backpack on. Outside of aggressive. What else would it be? That's it.

You are uncomfortable to look at from the side. What? You have a bad profile. Oh, my God. Because my ears. Dude. Cam, Liv literally had to call me yesterday on FaceTime. They were eating lunch at their dinner table, right?

And she was saying... Eating lunch at the dinner table. Whatever. I don't have a table. I eat on my couch. And so Liv goes, Peyton, look at Cam's ears right now. She flips the camera to show Cam's ears. It was like he didn't have a hole there it was like he was wearing an air pod of goo i said cameron brother like what are you doing the brand

new flesh pods just dropped it's an air pod made out of skin and you're talking about my hygiene live literally called me yesterday to tell me that your hygiene is bad now she okay i think it's because the sun my son's coming i think it's because my son's coming. I think it's because he's getting close. I'm like nesting. I'm like a female dog. You know female dogs, when they have their puppies, they'll eat the poop of the younglings. What?

Yeah. Please don't tell me you're going to eat your son's poop. No. Oh my God, no. That's what you said there. No, you're going to change a diaper, and that is going to be recorded for all of you to enjoy. I can promise you I'm not.

You're going to change. Obviously, certain parts will be blurred out or not in the video at all. I don't want to see him like that. You're going to change a diaper, and that is going to be recorded for all of you to enjoy. I can promise you I'm not. You're going to change. I promise you. Obviously, certain parts will be blurred out or not in the video at all. I don't want to see him like that. You're going to see him like that. I don't want to. Matter of fact, I'm just going to hand him to you naked one day. I'll be like, gross.

He's going to be butt naked with this cute little gut out, his perfect little polished skin, his tiny little feet, little toes about that big. Oh, my God. See, you're smiling. You know it's cute. No, I'm not. But Cam's wife called me yesterday and she goes peyton cam's hygiene's gotten so bad he worked out didn't shower all day and then tried

to get in the bed with me now that was a bad day it was a bad day it was a lot there's a lot of things happening we were on the phone with insurance for like three hours yeah it was stressful i did shower though I did shower, though. I did shower before I went to sleep. It took me until about 11 p.m., and I worked out at 9. And so you built that gym in your house, right? Like he has a luxury gym in his house. It's not luxury.

It looks like a Planet Fitness. It's so nice in there. He has a sauna. He has a steam room. I do not have a sauna. I do not have a steam room. I do not have a lap. And a tanning room in there.

I do not have a tanning room. You can't meet me from Yellowstone. I do not have any of those things. And you have a lap. And a tanning room in there. I do not have a tanning room. You can't meet me from Yellowstone. I do not have any of those things. And you can't tell because he looks like transparent right now. So you probably have to go get that fixed, right? But he has so much stuff in there and he abuses it to the point where he doesn't think he has to be clean now. He's like, I ran three miles today. Now I'm going to go lay in my bed.

That's not true. First off, you brought up something interesting. Transparent. When it gets cold, you start to look lay in my bed. That's not true. First off, you brought up something interesting. Transparent. When it gets cold, you start to look like you're dying. Okay? Your skin gets very flushed, very dry, and we need to address it. Is that a fact? Right now.

Oh, that is an absolute, that is not even up for debate fact. Normally, around winter, because again, you're not a big lotion gal. Don't like lotion that much. Exactly. You don't do these things. Melanin starts to... You got to be careful. You need to watch out. Just hear me out.

You're a little black ass. You're like, you're a little black ass gets real like me. That's what you're about to say? Huh? Go ahead and say it. I'm saying your melanin level. You cheered a lot when whole came out you're like that's the guy i go hogan oh no no all i'm saying is your melanin

slowly decreases in the winter i'm i'm treading light all right i'm trying to be careful yeah your lotion application does not increase. So not only are you getting lighter, but you're also getting dry. You start to split like an amphibian. And it's bad. You remember your calves from last year? No.

You had like a webbing of dry skin on your calves. At any given time, you could have been like, oh, you need some Parmesan? It would just be like, it would just fall down. You could bless somebody's pasta with your legs last year. Just fall right on them. I've been, okay, this morning, fun fact, it took me an hour to get out of bed because it was so cold.

I need to go get a pedicure. I need to. It was to the point I had to limp when I was walking barefoot. Because my toenail is so far under my toe it was hurting to walk and i started to glide a little bit and so i had to like limp to go take a whiz it was absolutely awful bro get your nails cut i have a it's like an anxiety thing with me it's like cj stems when he like touches something he doesn't wash his hands yeah when my toes get touched i don't play with my toes don't touch my toe let me cut them for you no oh oh cam i can't like literally i'm

getting lockjaw right now i can't it's that bad it's been a thing since i was a kid like pressing whenever he used to like pick on me his thing would be grab my toes because he knew you couldn't do it back he's like this and you're like you're trying to grab his whole foot you're like it's too big yeah you don't like getting your feet touched. You're like, it's too big. Yeah. You don't like getting your feet touched. I did not know that. It's such a thing for me.

I don't know what it is. That explains, dude, your feet, that's another thing. Your whole body gets whiter in the winter. Your feet look like you stepped in a bucket of eggshell white. Yeah. Like they are insanely nude and naked. There's not a single hair on them, and your toenails are yellow. If you look at me from a distance, you're, oh he has socks on. Oh he doesn't.

He has nasty feet. I'm so tired of that. I have, if honest to God, if I had, if my infected toe was fixed it'd be a tight race of who has the worst feet. And I believe that wholeheartedly. Yeah. It really would because you have helmets,

you have yellowing, and you have blades. I just have nasty feet. Okay, but the fact that your toe could start a second pandemic, that just breaks every rule. We literally, a part of the live show, you can go watch this right now. You can buy it on Patreon. There's a part where we put Cam's toe on the screen, right? There's audible screams from the audience. Like blood curdling.

Like there would be people, I remember on tour, when I would put, that was my favorite part of the show, because I would just love to see people's reactions. Putting Cam's toe up on that screen, there would be people eating, they'd be like, and there's like,

there's just images. Like our photographer would go in the crowd and just take pictures of people. Like people thought, like you would think there was like. Now it wasn't my proudest moment, and I'm not going to lie about that.

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Limited time only at participating Wendy's Taxes Extra. I have something for you. I like you. I love you more. Do you think you could ever work at a Chick-fil-A? No, I have too much of an like you Do you I love you more Do you think you could ever Work at a Chick-fil-A No I have too much of an attitude I genuinely don't think I can either

No But I found out why though I found the science behind it The other day I'm driving We stopped at Chick-fil-A Get a meal Boom Everything is just A1

Like always Oh my pleasure Everything's perfect I'm like these people aren't real Yes So we leave We're going to an appointment And we're going down this highway And I swear to God Off to the side Oh, my pleasure. Everything's perfect. I'm like, these people aren't real. Yes. So we leave. We're going to an appointment, and we're going down this highway, and I swear to God, off to the side, there's a beige building.

No windows. One door. And on top of it, it says, Chick-fil-A Employee Training Center. What? Swear on everything. What are they doing? They have a prep school for Chick-fil-A? They're putting chips into their heads or something.

Like, they're doing brain surgery on these people. They're literally like, yep, all attitude, get rid of it. All real thoughts, no. And they're just like, Chick-fil-A? Yeah. Stitch them up, and that's why they're crazy. There was a Chick-fil-A employee training center on the side of the road, no windows. What do you think is inside the employee's training center at Chick-fil-A?

Scientists. center on the side of the road no windows what do you think is inside the employees training center at chick-fil-a scientists i think there's i think there's full-blown brain detrimental surgeries going on in that building and they are being changed as humans it's like because you can't you're not the same after you work at chick-fil-a there's like one hour a day you have to have a my pleasure seminar like my pleasure my pleasure my pleasure my pleasure and then they log out and then they turn the back room someone just like cutting open a head dude i'm dead serious they do like robots they do different scenarios it's like okay this person uh you forgot their dipping sauce and they're driving away and you have to like time your run to the car sir come back it's my pleasure that i forgot and And they're like, all right, this is the disrespect sector. I asked for a Diet Coke, you fat pig.

You sure did. My pleasure. They go get like, dude, that shit is not... I was baffled when I saw it. There might be like a serum they're putting into people. I'm not kidding.

Because there's... Why would you have an off-site training center for a fast food restaurant? Think about that. Little culty think about a little culty though very culty very like go in there we pledge to the lord of of my my pleasure like to the chicken my pleasure to be here and then right when they walk in some guy's like hidden in the wall he's like it just sticks and he's like and they go ah my pleasure and they just turn into it it's like get out if you say what if you

like flash a camera at a chick-fil-a employee they start crying and they go help me out it's my pleasure like no dude it is it is a cult of robots dude okay dead ass i was at chick-fil-a and there's this guy and i hate the profile right but i do we all do especially you no no i can't you're like you hide your purse you know i go, lock the doors, lock the doors. You're like, the elevator's full. It's only that guy. It's only me in the elevator. I'm like, oh, it's tight squeeze, bro.

No, but there's this dude, right? And he had full face tattoos. And you could tell, and his knuckles were a little used. He had refurbished knuckles. And so you could tell he's been, I would say at one point in time, he was incarcerated, right? Yeah. He has aftermarket knuckles. You look like some of my friends that do things illegally, right?

You look like my character on a GTA 5 RP server. Yeah, so I was talking to him and I immediately bonded with him. I was like, okay, you're cool. I know you. What the hell did y'all bond over? No, just like, it was like a physical thing. We were just like, hey, bro, I get you. You know what I mean?all bond over no like just like it was like a physical like thing like we're just like hey bro i get you you know what i mean i thought he was like move bitch and you're like oh yeah dude i swear i was already gonna move no but that's what i was expecting from

him but i was like oh shit like i drove up i rolled the window down i said oh shit what's up bro and he goes how you doing sir and i said all right never judge a book by its cover yeah i said i'm good bro you good and he goes i'm very well sir what can i get you today and i said hey look i said are you all right i need you to blink twice if you need to hop in this passenger seat and then and then uh he goes we were like talking i gave the order and he was like is that it for you sir and i was like yeah but i need to talk to you you need to get in my car and then he goes i just want to let it be known i'm a big fan of your podcast like talking to me like this and i said hey thanks man and he goes i would love to take

a photograph with you but um it's against our policy too and i was like well i'll take the picture on your phone like you can't get in trouble he goes no sir i can't risk my employment you have a good day and i said hey chat gpt relax i don't know who you are grok you're not real human that not real dude what happened to that girl um she came out she was like her sexuality oh no no well i don't know i didn't ask but why did i assume well you said i know that my terminology would lead to that but came out of what he like did an interview on tmz and she said she was tripping i think they got to i think they i think they said right in her back they said go ahead and say what you want to say yeah make sure it's what we want to say though dude oh but i don't think a shapeshifter would be on a Spirit Airlines flight.

Bro, why not? Couple baby mamas, but not a shapeshifter. Couple baby mamas, couple dealers on the side. Not a shapeshifter. Not a skinwalker. Yeah. What? Skinwalker.

You called me that one time. Trying to cheat off your homework, and we both got in trouble. You said, it's that fucking skin got in trouble no i did not do you know what a skin walk yes yes i think we talked about they go help yeah and then you go and they go dude yeah that's crazy and they just throw your remains and then they turn back to a small child screaming for help our friend uh our friend sanjan got married recently right i thought you were gonna say our friend Sanjan the skinwalker. He might be, to be honest. If anybody in our friend group is.

It's Sanjan or Pierce. We went to a wedding this week, right? Or not this week. It really wasn't this week. About a month ago, but yeah, sure. We went to a wedding this month for our good friend Sanjan. Yes. Right?

And going to the wedding, right, it was in a house. There was this house we rented. What? What going to the wedding, right, it was in a house. Like, there was, like, this house we rented. What? What? It was a house. It was like a mansion. What kind of house? Oh, it was a plantation.

100%. 100%. And I got so uneasy walking into it. And I was like, oh, man. This man, Peyton, walked in the front door, and he literally went, literally went he started checking for like cameras and booby traps and shit and you felt so at home i walked in no i'm just kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding so going into this house there was a bathroom downstairs it made me realize i have so many bathroom pet peeves. There's certain things in bathrooms that absolutely piss me off. The first thing, and this might be an old people bathroom thing,

I hate when toilets in bathrooms have the furry seat covers. Oh, my God. Burn it to the ground. I hate that shit. Why in the hell does your porcelain throne have a T-shirt on? Why is it wearing clothes it is an it is a toilet i'm about to defile this thing it's about to see the inside of me from the worst angle possible and i'm gonna shit all inside of this thing and there's gonna be

noises and it's gonna be nasty dude and you have a cotton shirt on your toilet it's the end the ones that have the little sticky furry things up like it's like that it's that can't be hygienic no that can't be good that is literally holding the remnants of piss and poo everyone the piss and poo flying in the ground it goes and it's sinking on that and it's like you're putting that lid back down on the toilet seat and like all of the pimples and the hair. Oh my God. And all the miscues. Now you just described yourself.

A pimply, hairy, miscued ass. That's the first thing. It's so gross. My grandma had one. It's disgusting. You know I saw one with googly eyes once? That's kind of cute. No, it's not.

I would have named him Toiley. It literally was like that furry thing and there was googly eyes right above it because they named it what? Toiley. Toiley. Hey, Toiley. it what? Toiley. Toiley. Hey, Toiley. Go ahead, Toiley. Hope you're thirsty.

You hungry? So furry seat covers on a toilet is my number one pet peeve. Go to hell. Second thing, and you do it in your bathroom. Don't put personal or family photos in your bathroom. There's not a personal family photo. Yes, there is. In your first bathroom, in your apartment, yes, there was. Oh, that one.

Yes. I don't want to be shitting, right? I'm opening up to the world, and I'm looking at you and Liv kissing. On our wedding day. Every time I go into somebody else's restroom, and there's a family portrait in there, it's on its face. I'm turning it down. Why?

I can't open up. Now, what if you were pooping, right? And in the family portrait, I was like this. I'll do it to your angle. We were kissing. I was kissing Liv. And you're pooping. And then the picture was just like this.

It went. I was like this. Dude. And it moved in the picture. My grandma, rest her soul, cancer. She died. So, in her bathroom, she had like this little like these fishermen right there were like little hangers it was so weird i don't know why she had these two fishermen i'm not liking this and she

was so proud of those two things because they would follow you like their eyes would follow you and it was terrifying and she had a furry seat cover i hope she made it to heaven that is a recipe for hell you cannot you can't have those things and make it to the pearly gates That is a recipe for hell. You cannot. You can't have those things and make it to the pearly gates. You cannot do it. Oh, my God. You know what I mean?

I hope she made it to heaven off her bathroom attire. That's crazy. So those two things, personal photos, furry seat covers. Okay. Don't agree on one, highly agree on the other. You like family photos in a bathroom? Show me your kids. Show me your cousins.

While you're open? I got nothing else to do. I'll look at your family tree. Yeah, but I feel like I'm disrespecting it. And I know I haven't seen him in a couple years. He's grown a lot since that picture. I don't mind. I'll look at your genealogy.

I'm all for it. I want your family tree. I'll watch your whole familyalogy. I'm all for it. I want your family tree. I'll watch your whole family eat dinner. Who owns your Ula Fala? Your Manura? What'd you say? A Manura's a... That's what that is. A Ula Fala is a tribal chief.

They wear it to lay. Third thing... Third thing... Sorry. Third thing in a bathroom i don't like i mean this is very specific i don't like bathrooms with too much access to them what do you mean oh multiple oh my god that one had a in a window that could open had a door had a second door i'm sitting there i was like i went because okay when i'm drunk and i was drunk at the wedding when i'm drunk and peeing i'm fully undressing what dude my pants are at my

ankle line you know what i mean like i i piss like i'm baking cookies if you know what i mean no what on earth you drop your underwear and pants yeah below your knees and your nipples because i have no control over myself i'm like a lot if i did that if i held my top up drop my pants i'd paint their wall i'd give their backsplash a pissy undertone there's no way i'd be able to just be like get in there no so i was like so there was a door to walk in on the inside but then there was a door that was connected to the back yard and had a loose curtain that's what i'm talking about big people i'm looking over and there's a six foot7 Serbian looking at me peeing. He's like this. He's getting leverage. He said.

I literally was like, oh, oh. I don't like bathrooms with too much access. You get one door. No windows. If there's a window in a home bathroom, someone needs to have a demolition crew come over. There's no way you should ever have a window yeah in like a guest bathroom at all your bathroom above your shower those little ones little ones some sure never liked those either though what never liked those like your your home house that didn't make sense my family child your family house yeah has that dumb ass little

little three inch window above the shower. Stupidest. What, am I going to stare at the neighbor's chimney while I'm showering? Hey, great view. It's a two-story house, and I got about two and a half inches of clearance to gaze at crows. What the fuck? Like, that is the worst, dumbest thing ever. No, but it's... Does it open to let the steam out?

No. So there's no utility, and there's no view. It's good for natural light. Good for natural light. If you turn off your lights in your bathroom and the sun's out, it's great for natural light. It really is. I bet you did some freaky stuff with that window. Oh, God.

You probably had some moonlight sex showers. I hate showers. It is not enjoyable. It's so bad. Especially at our stature. It's so bad. It is not enjoyable. It's so bad. Especially at our stature. It's so bad. It's just wet and just slippery and things aren't lining up. Now my back's cold.

We need to switch, dog. Now my back's cold. I can't. I'm not having fun and now I'm freezing cold. I'm shrinking while we're talking. You look great in front of me, but I can't do anything about it. All right? I can't do anything about it all right i can't do anything about it dude okay my god my done this is the last thing on bad it was my ex

girlfriend in high school i'd go to her house a lot okay oh i'd go to her house a lot cool you know she got married what she got engaged i'm really happy for her i saw that but her um her bathroom upstairs was one of those i don't know what it's called french bathrooms where it's connected to two rooms yeah two rooms share one bathroom and it was her sister's room and uh her room and so i'd go taking a dump in her house you know how many times her sister walked in on me just bare button the toilet on my phone playing candy crush that is nuts i don't like that i don't like too much access what was the age of her sister that could have been really bad we're all in high school okay thank god you were in our high school and i'm like oh that's i'm not gonna lie it's kind of your fault you gotta lock that door

yeah gotta lock that but i wasn't used to that wasn't your cj wasn't your house like that too yeah i used to lock that door i hate that because i was like if lou comes in and sees me dropping just a massive nasty one i go this is a story that won't be forgotten because i mean i i'll you'll hear me you won't see me too much because i get i quit quite small when i poop because i gotta concentrate but you'll hear me i'll i was bleeding from my butt the other day now i didn I didn't need to say that. It's a hemorrhoid. I didn't need to say that. Yeah, it's a hemorrhoid. You should get that popped. I should get a medicated suppository.

Tell me a story. Okay, in 2025, not knowing where that comes from, that could get me incarcerated. No, it's getting muted for sure. Okay, okay. Whew. The You Should Know Podcast. All right, the other day I went to my parents house and this this is just adding to the lore of lisa i'm not gonna lie god damn we go to my parents house and she she specifically and explicitly said do not say this on the podcast oh no but here we are

lisa i'm sorry i did not know about this she said peyton is gonna think i'm even weirder than i am so we're over there right live lays down on my mom's bed we're all in her room because her computer's in there just doing something Liv lays down whips her belly out I'm sitting there rubbing my son via the skin barrier rubbing that big old belly yeah and my mom goes oh you see your belly button was cute I never had a cute one and I go huh and she goes yeah her belly button's cute when pregnant mine wasn't cute one. And I go, huh? And she goes, yeah, her belly button's cute when pregnant. Mine wasn't.

I'm like, all right. Like, I didn't know belly buttons could be cute. My mom, word for word, goes,

yeah, I never liked the look of my sugar bowl. And I said, what the fuck did you just say? She called her belly button a sugar bowl?

I said, mom, what did you just say? She goes, it's my little sugar bowl. She said, I used to She called her belly button a sugar bowl? I said, Mom, what did you just say? She goes, it's my little sugar bowl. She said, I used to call my belly button my sugar bowl when I was younger because I would place sugar from the pantry in it because of its depth. My mom claimed her belly button was deep enough to be a storage container for beer cane sugar. And I ran out of the room, ran down the hallway, and started crying laughing. Miss Lisa.

She said, I used to put sugar in it. She said I'd get the teaspoon and put some sugar in it and call it my little sugar. Okay. Okay. But I'm trying to understand what's step two. What's going on after the sugar's in there? Yeah, what's the purpose? Is she like this, just looking at it?

Does she have a flap that's like, like it shuts? She's like, yep, yep. And then what's the cleaning process? What happens if she stands up? I think she had an extra skin thing. She might have had like a little skin tag or something. Because there's no way you store ingredients just for them to fall as soon as you stand up. She's got to be like.

She closes it and then she's like, oh, this coffee ain't good enough. What's the cleaning process for this? I have no clue. Why are you sugaring your body? And what was the first day she realized, I want to make my belly button a bowl for sugar? What was the thought process? Is Lisa okay? Dude, she called me.

I called Kim. Lisa gets the phone and she goes, Payne, I'm safe. I said, what? She said, I'm still alive. Dude, I love Lisa, dude. my mom went to my sister's house the other day and just hanging out helping with the baby and then she leaves and she goes up to the casino yeah she said she got there like 6 p.m my dad gets home off work at 1 30 my mom's still not back and he just texts her he goes are you are you winning? And she goes, yes.

And then she just tells me the story about how she had a fun night. She hasn't been there in a while. She goes, yeah, I got back home about 630. I said, what? She stayed there for like 10, 11 hours. At the casino? Yes. Recently?

Yes. Like on Saturday. Yeah. Which casino? Windsor. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, y'all went to Choctaw.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the hell? Yeah. I have a story from the casino. She said she won. Ooh, God, I love casino stories. No, it's so strange. Oh, never mind.

So me and CJ, we walked through the casino because we're a vibe people. When we walked through the casino, we're like, there's not good energy here. There's not good energy here. Really good energy. I'm feeling something right here. The wizard. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Good whizzy. We were walking through this casino, and this casino has a hotel in it, right? This was the weekend. It was pretty packed, right? We're walking through the hallway of the casino, right? This older man, he's like not older, but he's like 50s, right? He's around his 50s. You can tell he's been drinking a little bit.

At this point, we've taken so many pictures. So many pictures. I'm a big fan of the podcast. I love it like it's no problem i'm wearing the you should know hoodie right i saw that he comes up he's walking past us he comes up he goes ah you should know and so i'm like oh i thought he knew the podcast and he goes i love that what does that mean and i go oh uh it's just like a name of a company. And he goes, why? And I said, honestly, a great question.

Yo, sir, you cracked the code. And I was like, oh, it's just the name of a podcast. Big fan of him. He goes, oh, okay, yeah. My kids are upstairs. Bro, what? What? bro what what dude you got me right when i was swallowing oh my god that was bad he goes he said my kids my kids are upstairs i said oh. And then he starts to divulge. He starts telling me this story about his wife.

No. Like, didn't, what is it? His wife is trying to get custody of these kids, and she lives in Kansas. He took the kids to Oklahoma, and the kids are upstairs. He goes, yeah, she doesn't trust me with the kids, but I'm down here. They're up there. I'm RVing it across the country. I said, brother, are you telling me you're kidding these kids?

And he goes, they're upstairs. There's two of them. They're safe. You can go upstairs and say hi to them. I go, no think so don't think that's happening carter i think i'm gonna avoid that one he goes she doesn't think i'm a good dad but guess what they're not down here with me they're upstairs safe they got their ipads i locked the door that door's double locked and i said okay and he goes yeah you know how it is with with baby moms and i said i sure don't said i'm not i actually don't at all and he goes he goes i'm a good dad i promise you

i go people don't really say that willingly buddy you you sound like you're trying to convince me and bro he's going on this thing and me and cj are like oh i would have you know me if i was there i would have played into it. I would have had him saying shit for the next 20 minutes. What would you have said? I'd be like, you know what? You might have to prove it to me, son. Show me the kids. Let's go to the room.

Let's just go to the room. He's like, mother fucker, you don't believe me? These are my kids. He starts getting like that. And he goes, and they love that burger joint down there. Guess why I'm down here. I'm going to get them that burger. I'm getting my fucking burger.

And he goes, and he goes, and I'm up. He pulls out this money. He's like, this is a bad dad to you. I said, I didn't file you this divorce paper. It's like, I have nothing to do with this. I am not a lawyer. Why are you talking to me? I'm going to go now.

He goes, what did you say? Yeah, and then we were with one of our female friends, and he goes, what's your name? She goes, please don't. I'm a good dad. The intense whole body turn. He goes, I swear to you, I'm a good papa. What's your name? He goes, what's your damn name, to you i'm a good papa what's your name he goes what's your damn name huh i'm a good father he goes you having fun tonight you need some pocket money oh i hope

they're okay i really hope they're okay yeah i really hope they're okay that is oh boy but you know what i am worried about oh god it's something i think about often what what I am worried about? Oh, God. It's something I think about often. What? I genuinely am worried about our friendship once your kid comes out. Why? I think you're going to love your kid more than me. Repeat one more time. I think you're going to love your kid more than you love me. Well, let me put that to rest right now.

I will love my kid more than I love you. No. Yes. Immediately? Immediately? I love him more than I love you. No. Yes. Immediately? I love him more than I love you right now. Wow. Right now. That's so awful.

How is that awful? You don't know him. I don't know. He's me. He's me. Not yet. He's not here. He is literally like a third arm for me.

He is an extension of me. So when I have a kid, he'll be my fourth arm. Good morning to you. I go, some of us have two arms and a pencil. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I love him more than you. Right now?

Currently. He's not here yet. He's going to be very soon. Okay, I get three or four years down the line when you get to know him to send you to a maximum security prison for him to make it out of the womb and enjoy his life you'd be locked up no way you and gone you've seen my butt i you know i wouldn't do well in there they would take security i said max security cam max okay no no i understand eventually yes you'll love him more than me i get that right now i would would say yes, but it is hard for me to say that.

But the second he comes out, bro, everyone says there is literally this overwhelming, indescribable amount of love that you experience the second you see your kid. Really? Yes. I think it's going to be... Okay, how long have we known each other? A long time. Like, almost a decade, right?

Yeah. We've been through so much together. We have war stories together. We've been through the highest of highs, the lowest of lows. We've experienced everything together. All of it. And just because. Get me, buddy.

I know. But now, like, really? But that's not a messed up thing to say. No. Don't nervous scratch your hand. You said, eh. Okay, well, I want to test how much you love me. I'm going to give you a best friend test.

I got to get some reassurance right now to see how much you actually love me. That's fine. This is easy. It should be easy. Some of these I'm asking. It will be easy. Okay. How did we first meet?

We met in college. That's already wrong. No, that's not. You came up on your visit. That's okay. That's the right thing. That's at college. I was not in college up on your visit that's okay that's the right thing that's at college i was not in college i was in high school i didn't say you were enrolled i said we met at college already won wrong no that's not you came up on your visit we met played you

were extremely athletic and attractive and then you ended up signing and we were roommates rest is history already to you one down enjoy that little ginger kid you got that the correct the answer is correct no it's not yes it is it's one zero who is my secret celebrity crush now you know i don't know her name now you know i forget you cam you forget her name i'm thinking about it right now it's not tara it's no no it's you go stop saying uh cj help me. What's your name? No, don't ask CJ. I just met this little f***er. CJ, help me. What's her name? Okay, let's... Now, if I'm being partial, can I describe her?

No. She's Latina. She's got a podcast. She does have a podcast. Not her. Oh, wait. Who then? Celebrity.

Oh, celebrity. Yes. Are you kidding me? I thought you were talking about that girl. Wait, wait, who then? Celebrity. Oh, celebrity. Yes. Are you kidding me? I thought you were talking about that girl. Wait, wait, wait. Your secret celebrity crush is... It's not really that much of a secret. I think that's what's throwing me off.

Okay, who's my celebrity crush? Ask me again. There we go. Who's my celebrity crush? I know her name. Hold on. Madison Pettis. She's second.

No, she's not. You're a liar. She's second. Oh, my God, you're lying. She's second. You're lying. First is Vanessa Hudgens. No, thank you, CJ. How a liar. She's second. Oh, my God, you're lying. She's second. You're lying. First is Vanessa Hudgens. No, thank you, CJ.

How are you going to tell me? Thank you, CJ. You don't know shit about me. He doesn't forget anything. He stims often. He doesn't forget stuff, and he said I'm right. Okay, ask me your secret celebrity crush. Who's my secret celebrity crush?

Queen Latifah. I know you. See how easy it is? You're such a piece of shit. 2-0. 2-0, boys. Okay. You are wrong on both.

No, I'm not. You are lying. You are lying. 2-0. 2-0, boys. Okay. You are wrong on both. No, I'm not. You are lying. You are lying. 2-0. Okay. Smoking your dumbass little green on green boots. What is my comfort show? What is your comfort show?

Okay, hold on. Current comfort show. Suits. 3-0. Yeah! Yeah! Oh, it hurts, doesn't it? see i i have immense love for you i guarantee if i asked these questions you wouldn't know yes i would okay go okay oh he's sad now he thought he

was gonna get a clean sweep what's the last movie that made me cry what are we on a date what are you what kind of a question is that? These things mean something to me. Who are you right now? The last movie that made you cry. Are you kidding me? Challengers. No, that made me cry, but not out of my eyes.

You don't know this? Hold on. Let me... Okay. If you give me the time frame, I could maybe answer it. As a child. You watch a lot... You were a kid? What the...

Have Marley in me. Yeah. Yes! Yes! Oh, oh, no, no, no. Yeah, dude. that's so hot. Oh. Okay.

What is my strangest phobia? You don't like the small holes on the back of people's arms. That's your wife. That is my wife, but you're right there with her. You got your girls confused. No, you're right there with her. Your strangest? Yes.

Are you kidding me, Cameron? Cameron Michael. You're strangest phobia. Cameron, are you nuts? A little rat intern, though. Are you kidding me, dude? Give me one hint. Are you f***ing me right now?

I know you don't like things that are big. I know you don't like things that are bigger than you? I know you don't like things that are big. I know you don't like things that are bigger than you. I know you don't like the water. Cam. You don't like... Okay, here we go. Ready? One...

Okay, give me the one, two, threes. One, two, three. Heights. No. Okay, go. Cameron. Go, go, go. One, two, three.

Bigotry. Bigotry? I don't even know what that is. What's that? It's like the big... It's like elephantitis. Oh, no! No! Nowhere near. Oh, no. Okay. Okay, you gotta tell me. Give me a hint. Give me a feasible...

It's something living. Oh, my God! Okay. I wasn't thinking... Yes, ostriches. Yeah. That's just a... Is that a real phobia? Yes. That's a fear.

I don't know if it's classified as a phobia. A phobia is simply a fear of something. You have a... Whatever is of a phobia. Okay. I'm literally four for one right now. Four and one. Last one, and this is a very important one.

This is like deep. If you're really my best friend, you'll be able to get this. I've literally got four out of five. If my first child is a girl, what do I want to name her? Oh, shit. Cam, you know we were thinking about this when we were thinking about getting a surrogate. Shut up. Cameron?

A girl. Cameron. I forgot. Hold on. I know your son. That's obvious. Cameron. I forgot. Hold on. I know your son. That's obvious. PJ. PSH9.

PJ. The girl is Guadalupe. Guadalupe? Like the river? Or your beautiful daughter, Penelope. Penelope? No. Cameron. Think about me? No. Cameron.

Think about me. Ellis. No, that's the name of my cousin. You have another cousin that I don't know? How many cousins, dog? He drives 18 wheelers. Wait, think about you. Eli and Ellis.

Patina. No. Patiana. Kim, it starts with an N. Oh, Nevaeh. Yeah. See, I do know, and I just forgot it throughout time, but I with an N. Oh, Nevaeh. Yeah. See, I do know, and I just forgot it throughout time, but I still f***ing won. That's called four to two.

That's called I doubled the wrongs with the rights. That's called four out of six, and if you do quick math, that's 66%. Okay, ask me a couple questions, and I bet I get all of them. Ask me a couple questions, and I bet I get all of them in ten seconds. Just off the top of your head. Oh, no, no. You get to get great doctoral questions so what did he get

how many did he get wrong 4 out of 6 4 out of 6 alright first one here we go oh my god which book do I love the most Harry Potter

I mean close second but I'm gonna go with the Holy Bible as number one I'm going with the great word at first and then sure prisoner of azkaban close second sure prisoner of azkaban that's a true question that's true question

they're both books oh for one you started strong when did i get my first cell phone dude you're strange that doesn't count oh my god i did not that didn't count. Oh my God. I did not. That didn't count. I didn't say any of that to any of your questions. I didn't ask you any childhood questions. What? Are you having an aneurysm in front of us? You said, when was the last movie I cried? I said, when did it happen?

You said, when I was a kid. So that is literally a childhood question. When did I get my first cell phone, mister? I know you better. Middle school. Specify. Eighth grade. Seventh. 0 for 2. a childhood question when did i get my first cell phone mister i know you better middle school specify eighth grade seventh oh for two that's so dumb you didn't exist back then what all right here we go here we go oh you know what i will literally i will lob you this is an absolute no i'm not asking that's too easy he's asked me that is too what is my favorite type of

music rap wrong hip-hop no i'm just kidding i'm kidding it's rap okay i know you like to always joke with this one but who was my biggest crush when we were younger don't say your joking answer you're gonna get it wrong who was my and i've told you okay you claim it's not queen latifah it's not queen latifah ashley tisdale yes okay there you go i still don't believe good job that was that was my first like big like but it wasn't for sharpay who was it for zack and cody i think it's her in general it's strange yeah god bless you though i don't yeah i thought it was Raven-Symoné. No. If I had one hour to spend $5,000, where would I go? Oh, my God.

Are you going to be honest with yourself? Yes. A lot of food. Buffet. The Imperial Palace buffet. $5,000. $5,000. the imperial palace buffet five thousand dollars five thousand i have one hour to spend it where am i going i've said this before the jewelry store incorrect where are you gonna go incorrect i've said it before i'll give you a second chance putting in an investment does that count that's a great answer but no if i had to go to a store, CJ knows the answer. You do? Oh, you would

go to an electronics store and buy a PC or something. Gotta tell me the store. Microcenter. There you go. After four tries, after giving you four tries on one question. Because you're not honest with yourself. Kim, the first thing you do, you'd be like, I can eat so much food! That's not what I would do. Ask me two more. Describe me in three words.

Fat. food that's not what i would do ask me two more describe me in three words fat hey you already said one you already said one and it hurts um sporadic okay okay annoying loud i'm fat sporadic and annoying god yeah i'm just kidding you're not you're not all those god jesus and all those things that'd be right that is a that is like the most painful way like if you had to describe someone's like dude just tell me about your best friend and you were like oh he's fat sporadic and just tell me about your best friend. And you were like, oh, he's fat, sporadic, and annoying. I'd be like, no, if I were to genuinely describe you. Let me hear it. Tall, smart, wide.

I knew there was going to be an insult. Thick. I'll take thick. No, but if we were to describe somebody in here, let let's describe zellman let's describe pierce over there okay um so pierce if you don't know this is intern pierce he has been uh our intern for how long quite a minute about about what pierce like two two? So, we have something for Pierce, right? We have a little gift for you, right? As you know, YSK 2025, there's going to be a lot of new changes.

There is. There's a lot of them. What's going on? So, Pierce has been our intern for a long time. He does a lot for us, right? And we have an announcement for Pierce, but we don't want to say it. We have somebody that wants to share the news with you. Hold on, let me get this right.

It's our good friend Kane Brown wants to say something to you. What up, Pierce? Just wanted to say your hard work has not gone unnoticed, and love you, buddy. You've just been hired full-time for the You Should Know podcast. So give it up for your boys, Peyton and Cam. They love you, man. One've just been hired full-time for the You Should Know podcast. So give it up for your boys Peyton and Cam.

They love you, man. One time for Interfix. He's now full-time at YSK. There you go, Zelvin. We love you, buddy. Most deserving man for it. Most deserving hard worker in the room. Love him.

Yes. So we had our Cain Brown in one of your... My heart's beating out of my chest right now. God, I'm almost like... Cry, let him out. Let it out, buddy. I'm shaking, dog. Yeah.

So look at him go. Look at our little cowboy go. Look at our little Yellowstone. Come here, Jimmy. So Kane Brown is his favorite artist in the world, and so we thought the only appropriate way to share the news with Piercey that he is now full-time here at YSK, he's going to get paid for his services, is through his favorite artist, Kane Brown.

Good old KB to send him a little message. So Pierce, how are you feeling, buddy? How are you feeling, big dog? I'm speechless. I mean, that... When did y'all come up with that? Like, when did y'all say, like, hey, we should do this? You guys have been crying on, like, YouTube.

That's good. You deserve it. No, I'm shaking. I can't stop. When did you guys... Did you know about this? No, I'm shaking. I can't stop. When did you guys cut? Did you know about this? No, we've just been, you know. Yeah.

We're working on it. Bro. Been working on it, peace. You put me on the spot. I'm literally... Everyone knows, like, friends, they know that I mean the most. Like, I'm not a very emotional person person I don't know how to show emotions it's like

he threw up he's like we'd like, never mind. He's in there shaking. Oh, man. Yeah, talk about it. I've told a lot of people that when I came on, that the only thing that I wanted to do was to help those two out as much as possible. And I said it on Patreon that after the first live show, I thought we were were one and done that it wasn't going to go any bigger than that and it wasn't a shot at them but it was like one of those things where it was like okay I did it once nothing's gonna happen whatever and then it

blew up I'm sorry I'm still like I'm still like in shock you're good uh so. So after that, they brought me out to the studio. They kept bringing me on tour and stuff like that. And I was like, bro, I just want to help these guys out the most that I possibly can. And we had a talk the other day. It went well. I went home. I told everybody. I was like, okay, well, maybe something's going to happen.

I love y'all. And I said it on the stream the other day that these two are the most down-to-earth human beings. You guys really only see it on camera, but when they turn off, they take care of me, they support me, they love me. Thank y'all. We love you, Piercy. One time for Piercy. No longer intern.

Oh, no, I'm still going to call him intern, Piercy. You're always an intern. No, we've got to call him that. We've branded that too hard, I'm still going to call him intern Pierce. You're always an intern. No, we got to call him that. We've branded that too hard, buddy. You got to stick with that. Well, we love Piercy and I'm glad that we were able to surprise you with your favorite artist in the world and he's very excited about it too because he knows who you are.

Y'all have met once before but he's seen how much you care about us so he wanted to be there to deliver the news as well. So, yeah, we're excited for this. And we love Piercy a lot. He does a lot. One thing we love about Piercy is how much he does care about you,

Chenault, and our fans and us. He bleeds it. He bleeds listener DNA and YSK DNA. Yeah, so whenever y'all see him on tour, y'all can give him a congrats, even though tour's going to be a couple months away. Give him a big old congrats. Leave it in the comments, today's episode.

Just say, we love you, intern Pierce. We've always loved you, and congrats and whatever, because he's definitely deserved everything that he's going to get. Come here, y'all. Oh, we love you, Pierce. Oh, look at that little cowboy. Yeah, yeah. Love you, buddy.

Congrats, man. Look at the little cowboy. Yee-yee! Love you, buddy. Congrats, man. Look at the size difference. It's like fucking munchkin. Love you too, buddy. The You Should Know Podcast. Samsung Vision AI televisions transform screens into intelligent solutions. From the shows that make us laugh

to those that make us cry. Now, your TV knows you more than ever. I've been watching the Squid Games recently. what's on. It's about who's watching. Learn more about Samsung Vision AI televisions at Samsung.com I've been watching the Squid Games recently. Oh my god, so good. Not gonna lie, it's like the Animal Planet for me. I think I could win in the Squid Games. I genuinely do believe I could win Squid Games. Shut up. Cam, I'm so good at games. No, you're not.

You're literally not. You're awful at games. What game have I ever been bad at? You suck at every single game have i ever been bad at you suck at every single game we play on stream no one every single game that's video games among us suck content morning suck minecraft suck call of duty suck okay that's video games that's gta ass that's that's fake games if my life is on the line i'm winning squid games a hundred percent and this is not just me being arrogant or like just saying stuff to say stuff you have a overwhelming

sense of false confidence in yourself no okay so I was watching squid games I started back in season 1 to remember red light green light you are ass if you cannot win red light green light you dude okay there's so many more factors than just stopping no it's not first off you're not like

that agile have you ever seen me stop on a dot? Have I ever seen you stop on a dot? Okay, let's play Red Light, Green Light right now. Red Light. No. You stopped with the foot up. You stopped with the foot. You're moving.

You're dead just like that. Season one, episode one, you're done. No, no, I have great comprehension. Great comprehension. Cam, it's not, you're done. No, no. I have great comprehension. Great comprehension. Cam, it's not that hard to stop. Stop, go. Red light, roover. Green light.

Red light, roover. Red rover, red rover, come over. Yeah, red light. Why are you doing your hands like that? You're not posing. You just stop. I said red light. You're not taking a thumbnail.

Green light. Red light. See, that was better. That was better. Can you move? Yes, you can move everything except for your arms. The cookie game. Cam, you've seen me lick.

Cam, I'm a good licker. You are not. You have no dexterity, though. You are not good with your hands. You're a good licker. You got a fat ass wide tongue. You are not good with your hands. You're a good licker. You got a fat ass wide tongue. You can lick that cookie soggy, but as soon as that sounded crazy.

Not only would I win, no, as soon as that cookie soggy, you'd be out of a life. Cam, I'm better than the cookie game at you. You'd be like, ooh, food. Your ass would be good in the Hunger Games. That's what you would be good at. You could win the goddamn Hunger Games. That's nothing to do with food. And hell yeah, I'd in the Hunger Games. That's what you would be good at. You could win the goddamn Hunger Games. That's nothing to do with food. And hell yeah, I'd win the Hunger Games.

Cam, you would be ass at the Hunger Games. The second it starts, I'd run into the middle, I'd grab a weapon, take out another apex predator, then I'd run for the forest. Do you think you'd be better at the Hunger Games than I am at the Squid Games? Peyton, I'd be better than you at both of them for multiple reasons. Cam, you would die in the Hunger Games. You would die in Squid Games. No, because you would be like, you would have- you would have give you eggs and milk you'd be like oh i'm lactose the next game they'd be like red light you'd be you'd be farting your brain out you'd be like dude there's no wi-fi

you mean to tell me you don't have wi-fi in here no i guess no because you know i'm good with my words and i can manipulate my way through it i can can get my way through it. Until there's a gangster that just punches you in your shit. He goes, shut up. There's no hitting. There's no hitting? There was a full mob scene. They killed people when the lights went out. And then I'm in the top bunk.

I'm like Batman, dog. You're the Batman in the Squid Game. Cam, Hunger Games, you wouldn't survive because your little hungry ass at night would be trying to scour for berries and you would be dead you get hit by a bow and arrow it's like a fat hog they're like we got one i'm sitting there i just get sniped and you would try to make too many friends the hunger games isn't about food

you jackass you would think it was that's why you signed up cam squid games i'd be so good and the little little glass game, I'm a good guesser. Peyton, you would not pull any good guesser. I'd be like, that one's not the good glass. You'd be sitting there. Yeah, it's got to be that one. Ah! No, if I get a good jump, the only problem is if I get a bad jump,

I just miss the glass completely. That's what your ass would do. You literally, you'd see the right pain. You'd go and jump over it. Oh, oh! You'd fall and splat. And with your last, your last little bit of life, you'd go, did y'all get that? And then you just pass away.

You would be so at the tug of war. You would have to have giants pulling your way. I'm in the back of the tug of war. You would never, ever giants pulling your weight. I'm in the back of the tug of war. You would never, ever be in the back. Kim, I was always the back. You would not be a caboose. You were in the back because you were freakishly big as a kid.

You're not strong with these other guys. In third grade, Miss Winkler's field trip, field day. Oh my God. I was always the back. Because you were the size of two of your other classmates. They said, ah, kid's got a broken spine and a lot of hair. Put him in the back.

I'm 6'7", 210. You think they're going to put the old man in the back? Yeah, because he has form and forearm strength. You'd just be like this. Oh! And you'd start getting yanked. Cam, in Hunger Games, you would try to make too many friends,

and you figure out that dude's from District 6, and he's like, sorry, Cam. No, no, no one's going to kill me hand in hand. You yap too much to be in Hunger Games. No, I would definitely be better at Squid Games than you. You have a literal 0% chance of survival in the Hunger Games. How? Squid Games, I'd give you 10%.

You might get lucky. You might get to the last game and be like, I don't know how to play this. How do you play this? And he just stabs you. You're like, dude, I don't like learning new games. And you just get killed. No, they would have to give me extra instructions,

but I would figure it out. They don't do that. They hand you your rice, they hand you your milk, and they say the game's tomorrow. And they would see I have a good heart, the pink people. The pink people would see he has a good heart. And you think that's going to win? There's 456 contestants.

Yes. And you think you can outlast 455? Yes. Cam, I'm very good. I'd love to see you play marbles. You would suck at anything to do with those marbles. I have good hand eye. You'd be like,

We've seen you throw one today. You'd be like, You would toss it. Way gone. You're losing the marbles. Okay, why would I be bad at Hunger Games then? Brother, Hunger Games is like 20, there's like 20 people,

and they have to straight kick each other. I can hide well. Squid Games, you're playing a game. If you mess up at the game, you get offed. Yes. That is like, I'm going to kick you. You can hide well. Yes, I would hide all the time.

Where would you hide? Trees. You'd hide in the trees. I'm like Rue, but she was bad at hiding. She was good at hiding. If not, she would have got merged. No, Rue got clapped. But anyway, you, Rue was bad at hiding. She was good at hiding. Rue got clapped, but anyway, you, Rue was a

little girl. Yes, and I'm a grown girl. You would stick out like a sore thumb. Your big long ass hanging in a tree. They go, what is that? Oh, that's Contestant 9. Get his ass. No, don't shoot. I promise don't shoot. And you'd get sniped

again. You would be ass at both of them. Okay, why do you think you'd be better at any of them? Squid games. I have a better mouthpiece. I played more games as a child. You were too busy making videos about grandma's cookies. I was actually playing Monopoly and I was outside playing in the elements. You were in the gutter game riding bicycles.

I'm used to being in the field. You're used to being in the field on a bike. I was playing hopscotch with other refugees in my grandma's neighborhood. I am in the field when it comes to games. You learn to read through a blind woman. That's like you're not good at things. You're not good at things, Cam. You had imaginary friends.

You didn't play with people. You played with yourself. You always won the game. I was with Tucker and Hunter. Bro, yeah, what the hell? You were figuring out how to do four-wheelers in pickup trucks. I knew how to make my— I was playing baseball with balloons against myself.

I was pitching, and then I'd quickly run and hit the ball. I knew how to make it through my whole neighborhood under a gutter, bro. That's survival. That's Hunger Games. That's Squid Games. That is not Squid games in the slightest first off you're right you'd be the guy that just falls off the stairs like you're on your way to a game you're just like oh oh and you just fall splat dude i genuinely think i'm better at that

and they wouldn't like you though you'd be way too tall you'd be a lot taller than everyone else why would that be a bad thing because they wouldn't like you immediate threat you'd be on whatever side you pick x's or o's the other side would want to take you out you know squid they would think they would think you're a threat and you just be like dude i'm just like a calm guy i'm a chill guy and then they get you in the middle of the night dude i think i'd be really good at squid games because i'm good at games the cookie game i'm so good at i lick a lot you okay you in this lick shit you do use your tongue a lot but that was not that will not help you when it comes to actually getting it out. Yes, it will. And your ass you don't do anything simple. So

when they're like, pick your shape, you'd be like, dude, I want the umbrella. That reminds me of that emoji. That's pretty sick. I can use that in a caption. And then you'd have to, and did the hardest shape. Okay, and you'd go, ooh, food, hungry, hungry. I don't care what shape, just give me the cookie. Wait, I can't eat it? Can I have two? That's what I would do. And then on the

marble game, you would yap too long and your time ran out and you'd be like, oh, sorry. No. You'd be like, tell me about your childhood. I would finesse. I had a jar of marbles. I kept it in my dad's closet. It was actually his, but then I stole it from him. I know my way around some marbles.

Dude. That, again, sounds a little strange. And you're a heavy sleeper. You wouldn't make it off the bunk. You'd miss the game and they'd be like, hey, sorry, you were delayed. No, I would make it off the bunk. I would cap my sleep to three hours a night. I would tell myself internally, three hours, then you get up.

You don't function well off no sleep. I don't. I don't function well at all. You're not sharp. But that'd give me an edge. And I'm a night owl. That'd give me something to play for. I sleep for an hour every day.

Peyton, the second you don't have your phone in your hand, you would start breaking into hives, man. Why are we acting like this isn't reality? You wouldn't have anything to do. You don't like small talk. You wouldn't make a single friend. You wouldn't have a single ally. It'd be by yourself, one against 455.

And you'd try to be like, oh, I need to look up how to play Dachi. I don't know how to play this, but I don't have my phone. Can you help me? Wait, what'd you say? I don't understand what you're saying and then you die i want to see what they think you who do you think would be better in squid games to hell with hunger games you said that as a fat joke and i would definitely be better than that i have way more skill squid games who would be better me or payton 100 100 me 100 me dude you're so out of your

you i have the gift of gab so i can talk to people what is gab yap yeah i could talk to people form an alliance form a front of unity watch each other's back in the night i will have more sleep than you i could probably fiend off someone else's food hey i said i see you don't want to finish that you mind if i have it you would be in a corner waiting to die you have too much trust in people though you would make so many friends and guess what knife in the back no they don't have knives you know I'm just saying they would not stab me I watch my back I'd have my good friend to watch my six you'd be by yourself yes you'd be by yourself you'd be there'd be no phone there'd

be no good food the phone is a problem lactose intolerant you wouldn't understand anything that's going on and you'd have no one to watch and i'd be backed up in the stomach because i can't publicly poop exactly you have a rock of poop you'd be walking through the games like this you'd be dead they'd like red light and you'd fart get done all right we'll see what they say but trip we haven't done this in a, and I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, pay it in camp. Pop culture, pay it in camp. Bro!

This is it, the day you finally ask for that big promotion. You're in front of your mirror with your Starbucks coffee. Be confident, assertive, remember eye contact, but also remember to blink. Smile, but not too much. That's weird. What if you aren't any good at your job? What if they dim out you instead? Okay, don't be silly. You're smart. You're driven. You're going to be late if you keep talking to the mirror. This promotion is yours. Go get them them starbucks it's never just coffee for pop culture what do you have for pop culture this week i think it was the golden globes there's an award show

right yes golden globes happened this week didn't watch it neither did i saw a bunch of clips on tiktok saw a lot of them apparently zendaya got engaged did not see that yeah she was wearing a rock argument that she's officially off the market. No, no, I'm happy for her. You sure? Yeah, I didn't deserve her anyway. A little bit of jealousy? No, I'm happy.

And she's married. Who'd she get engaged to? Tom Holland. Okay, still. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember they had a quick hiatus. No, they didn't. They had a seven-day sabbatical.

He said, forget you, Zendaya. Did he? You're double-tonguing people while you're playing tennis in this movie. I'm just trying to be a neighborhood hero. I don't think that ever was a thing. Maybe that was in my own head. Yeah. Okay.

But Tom Holland and Gage proposed to Zendaya. Yes. Apparently. I hope so because she was wearing a ring. So congratulations to Tom Holland and Zendaya. Tom Holland, you are the best Spider-Man. That is not up for debate. Yes, 100% the best Spider-Man.

But I thought about something. Tell me. I've had this underlying fear my whole life because i knew i like my job was going to be entertainment in some form or fashion but i was always scared of the ceiling i would hit like how high i would go to the point i was like i'm nervous of going on talk shows and award shows and watching the golden Globes reminded me of this. Because all famous people, they greet each other like this. Oh, hi, nice to see you. See? I can't do the cheat kiss.

See, and I've always wanted to. Even when I thought I was just going to be a teacher for my whole life. That goes into his violent. No, he's like, Violent? Violent? My God.

No, I genuinely Don't think I could Do the cheat kiss I don't think you could either Dude you'd be like Dude my Face is sensitive I'm gonna Watch out

Watch out bro Just hey Just handshake No because I've met Like elder women before And they've been like Oh hey baby And then there's

Sensation So how do you think If Jimmy Fallon Introduces me He'd be like hey how's it going buddy now i'm bricked up on the couch talking about my family could you imagine you're like you're just sitting there like this you're like yeah it all started back at seminole state college and it's here just like this so me and cam, Cam was actually, he was the real talkative guy. I was pretty, I was pretty, you should do that kiss again, Jimmy. No, genuinely, and especially my ear is my spot.

So like if they were to aim bad. If it was close enough. They'd go, hey, Peyton. You're like, oh. Dude, I genuinely don't know how to like kiss on the cheek. I don't know how to do it what do you mean like unless it's my unless it's my girlfriend like I if I like I don't have a girlfriend but if I did and I kiss her on the cheek I'm going full frontal you're gonna feel my tongue a little bit a little bit of your nose too yeah you're gonna feel that

I can't like do I turn my lip a little bit do I just and cheek to cheek do you want to practice no no no no no no no no your beard no oh hell no no never mind never mind your face no your beard why on oh not on air it was during a break you literally just said i have dandruff falling out of my beard i'm not kissing that i'm sorry get some more oil come on try next week. That's why I brought this up. Get some oil. We can try again next week. Come on. I'm watching your beard shed, dog. I'm not doing that. Okay, if y'all want to see it. This is a well

groomed, well properly formed beard. It doesn't look like it. It looks wiry. It looks like a haircut tomorrow. It's rough. But that is a big concern of mine is the beard. Or not the beard. Big concern of mine is your beard. I want to kiss it. is the cheek kiss so what okay let's say you're let's say your wife is of a different culture whenever you get married and that is very norm very standard very appropriate and respectable in their culture and like she wants you to greet her mom like that she wants you to greet her brother's wife like that oh god we got to get reps what we got

to get reps up in the house we have to go through like a full training camp you're talking about you and me you're like dude i need you to practice bro like i need you to come over drive over here kiss me on my cheek would you yeah i would do for you oh well i met this girl cam oh no no no not until you fix the beard not until you fix the beard and i know the woman why are they like two years why are you so anti me what i could see you i could see you being like strangely jealous of your girl kissing the cheek of another man no not at all you know i want my girl's ex at her wedding no i know but i could see but when it's real i could see that no not at all i would have no problem she's like this, what if she did it? She was like this. She was like. And then she was just like.

Oh, okay. And kind of like stayed on him. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. It'd be cool for you to do that. I've always wanted to. What would you do just random next time I'm at your house? I don't talk to you about this.

I just go up to Liv. I'm like, oh, hey, Liv. I hug her. First of all, that's something new. That already is monumental. If y'all hug, I'll stand up and applaud. I'm like, oh, hey, Liv. I hug her. First of all, that's something new. That already is monumental. If y'all hug, I'll stand up and applaud. Of course you would. You'd get your chair out. I've been waiting on this one.

Ruby, close your eyes. So I say, I walk in your house, right? I go, I'm like, what's up, Cam? What's up, bro? You know. Hey, Cam, what's up, bro? What's up, dog? You're late. I go, oh like what's up Cam What's up bro You know Hey Cam what's up bro What's up dog You're late I go oh Ruby Hi Ruby

And I'm like oh Liv I hug her First of all That's new I grab the back of Liz's head Oh my god Hey how you doing She's getting a little too

And then I go Hey Liv And make that noise And you make a What would you do Genuinely what would you do Not funny What would you Genuinely Iuinely, what would you do? Not funny. Genuinely, I'd probably be like

I'd be like What the hell just happened? But then I'd be like Liv, are you okay? And then she'd probably respond with His breath was hot but the sentiment was it was received.

That was polite. That's not what you would say. If the first thing you'd say is like Liv, are you alright? That's not what you'd say. That's not what I'd say. What would you say? What do you like, Liv, are you all right? That's not what you'd say. That's not what I'd say. What would you say? What do you think I'd say?

I'd probably just be like, what the f***? I'd be like, what the hell just happened? I'd be like, you have a hard time giving me a side hug. And now you're smooching my wife

talking about... No. And you would not say, oh, hey, Ruby. You'd be like, Harold! That's what you would say to Ruby. That's what you'd say.

Okay. New hypothetical. Okay. I have my packages sent to your mom's house All the time Okay I'm like KM

Will you meet me At Lisa's house I gotta pick up this package Sure I'll drive out of my way To my mom's house For you to grab a package To drive back home

Sure And so I drive To your parents house right Lisa opens the door And she always gives me hugs I give Lisa hugs all the time Yeah I'm like Hey hey, Miss Lisa.

This is getting strange. Kiss her on the cheek, right? That big of a... No. First of all, your initial reaction, no words. And I can't speak? Yeah. I just go...

I just punch you. Okay. No, genuinely. What was the first thing in your mind? What would you say? What the... Like, every time, I'd be like, who is this? This isn't Pey genuinely. What would be the first thing in your mind? What would you say? What the fuck? Like, every time, I'd be like, who is this? This isn't Peyton.

I'd be so caught off guard. It's the length and the noises of your kiss. And then Mike comes out of the kitchen. My dad comes out of the kitchen. He goes, hey, P. I'm like, Mike. I give him the dab hug I always do. What's up, Mike?

My dad would go, what the fuck? He'd brush you off and be like one two okay i was just wondering yeah let's not let's not put that into practice until you said you want me to do that until you have a significant other of said culture that requires and appreciates that gesture what if that's the culture i want now but that's not that's that's culture appropriation no it's me you're no it's me appreciating other cultures so when i do it it's a problem yes 100 that's bullshit and it's double standard i might do it as a joke and see who all of them no definitely not my parents why actually the only

except definitely not my father let's just say that the only acceptable would be my mom and Liv, and if it was like 10 times shorter of a kiss. If I can hear it, you go, like, no. You're not kissing a, I don't even know who you'd kiss like that. But no, it'd have to be like, oh, hey, Liv. Heather.

Literally that quick. Heather. That's fine too. If it's Mark. No. Oh, God. Mark would go, you'd be in some shit. You'd be like, Mark. No. Oh, God. Mark would go.

You'd be in some shit. You'd be like. No, one day I'm just going to line y'all up. We have a pre-show ritual here that we do before we hit record. And we have a ritual that we do. We can't say it. I'm going to do that for one of the pre-show rituals. I'm just going to kiss all y'all. I'd be down.

Let's get us out of here. And that was Pop Culture Pain and Care. Pop Culture Pain and Care. Bow! All right, Cam. Get us out of here. Absolutely love and appreciate every single one of y'all. Coming back to episode 147.

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Yeah, I'm going to kiss his mom.