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Episode Date: January 30, 2023

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Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, season two, episode 45. Round of applause, please. Oh yes. Oh, let's go. It's just never on time hey everybody welcome back to the you should know podcast i know y'all feel that oh my oh it broke oh we broke that's another clapper down it's okay the box comes with like 100 guys welcome back to the you should know podcast i know you feel the electricity in the air we are so excited to be back, but you know the rules. If you're watching this for the first time here or you haven't already, if you look below, you see a subscribe button that says pressed, you're wrong. If you look even more below that and you see a conversation with your name, guess what? Even more wrong. Go ahead and fill that out. Get your good karma. You know, a lot of people this week or last week, might I say, last week, they got so much good karma. You know why? Because they joined the Koala Club. They joined

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The You Should Know Podcast. Oh, we got Cole Oskam back in the studio. That's how you swing in your dreams. You're like, like Yeah I hate that I hate when I feel like I'm running in mud Oh sleep paralysis though Have you ever gotten that

Once Really Once What did he say to you I was screaming Screaming Olivia's name Nothing was coming out I was trying to get her

To wake me up I was like Olivia And I was just like this It's bro It's like my arm was like A million pounds I was trying to just touch her And I was just like this. Bro, it's like my arm was like a million pounds. I was trying to just touch her and I was just like.

It's not like that noise. It's kind of like a dolphin getting. Anyway. How are you doing? This is a Patreon. Don't touch my foot. I'll do what I want. I have a weird thing with my feet.

We know. I don't like them. Black, brown, yellow, sweaty. And I tried it on. Damn it. No, my socks are good today. They're good. You're lucky they're gray. You're lucky they're gray. I've worn these for a week now, too. No, my socks are good today. They're good. You're lucky they're gray.

You're lucky they're gray. I've worn these for a week now, too. No, you're good. You're lucky. You're just so... Oh, you's a lucky man. You's a lucky man. What?

I said... You's a lucky man. What? You's a lucky man. Oh, I knew I knew you. How you doing, Carlos Cam? How you feeling? This world is primal

Don't go any further Don't go any further we're gonna get copy written YouTube's cracking down on that first like whatever Patreon you can sing however you want How are you feeling? Your attention just went like that I'm doing good As you can hear

Little allergies just a little bit of the Allergenics are going around still in this great state. Don't know what I just did there. What'd you do before you got here? Woke up. You, you, you, you, you, you. What? Passing traffic.

Passing traffic, huh? These are bright. They're very bright. They're quite bright. It's a bright version. Nice tech sweats, but yeah, they're bright. Now, Cam was. What'd What's my beige man, huh? Lifting your arms forth. Oh

We don't like Oh Instantly insecure, huh? Dude, my hair looks bad dude. Here looks good. It's like there's like one curl at the top That's just kind of out of place and that's it Fix it. Come on. Liv's trained me. It's up right here. Ow. Oh, I felt your spot. Oh!

Oh, my. I felt his spot. I felt his spot. Dude, I look nuts. Stop, bro. I'm not trying to fix this. What's up, everybody, though? We're back. Episode 45. His hair's fine. What's up, everybody, though? We're back. Episode 45. His hair's fine.

He's just a little self-conscious. But yeah, another great week. Hope everybody's doing good. What about you? Are you included in everybody doing good? Was your week good? It was all right. Okay.

I just worked a lot. But you know what made it better? What? I went to our P.O. box. Mm-hmm. The P.O. box is linked in the description. And I want to take time to say thank you to everybody that sends up in the P.o box and let's run through it really fast let's do it we we gotta say another squish mellow add to the farm this is from brooke uh she said love the podcast enjoy the squirrel the tail makes me real uncomfortable the tail the tail's a little

different not gonna lie but he's adorable tag still on him he's still official stock x verified and uh he's of course as soft as can be. So thank you again, Brooke. Next. And we also got this lovely, these two shirts from Angela and Jarena. So funny. How do you say it, Eli? I want to make sure I say that right.

You did skip English class. Let's see. I did a couple times. That, yeah. From Angela. No, no. Angela Jarena. Not Angela.

And Jarena. Just Angela Jarena. It's just one. Her name's Angela jarena not angela and jarena just angela it's just one her name's angela did i just make up the and yeah there's literally not the word and you're like if i could show you all this it just goes angela jarena so i don't know what he's i don't know what he's it's it's all right but she sent these shirts right and one of them's for co-host cam here give me mine and one's for me that one's for you i'll go first then you go yours okay here we go ready yep here we go are you ready three two one i just had a joint hip replacement shout out angela she knows the hips are very compromised there we go there's mine thank you angela that is hilarious and we got a little skeleton dabbing and she's's dabbing? Dab? You said dabbing. I said it. You don't read.

Dab. I don't always roll a joint. You're showing me. You need to show them. You're showing me. I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.

Y'all know I got clickety clackety ankles. Clickety clacky. Angela, that is hilarious. We will be, they're not technically twinning, but we'll be rocking them together. I don't know if this is from Angela or who this card is exactly from, but shout out to you for this card it is very mean um it says you are my

favorite disgrace thank you and the inside of it reads unbelievable peyton you suck in the best way possible cam keep that boy in check and get him some damn socks and anti-anxiety oh oh no no you can't read an insult and stutter that's just giving him firepower it's some anti-anxiety bad oh here come on come on okay we'll start this over here we go you are my favorite disgrace payton comma you suck in the best way possible camp comma keep that boy in check and get him some damn socks and anti-anxiety medication. Much love. No name. Very rude, but in a good way.

We love you still. Thank you so much. Also, and last but not least, we got sent a bunch of merch from a company called ATFL. Shout out to ATFL. This is really cool garments. We're going to wear these a lot. We got one for each of us. We got a hoodie with some X's and a smiley face. I this a lot embroidered nice nice nice material nice thick of the on the

sleeve right here says love kills and then and then um another shirt with the smiley faces and x's and the back says love kills so thank you to atfl go check them out and check out everybody thank you to everybody that sends us stuff we want to take the time to say thank you. Remember, when you go through your first heartbreak, it's going to suck, but you're going to make it through. Are you alright? Love kills. I don't know if that's their mission, if that's their mission statement or not, but I just went with it

and ran with it. But thank you, ATFL. Thank you to everybody that sends us stuff. The P.O. Box is linked below. It's open. It's in the link. Where can you find any question on Earth? In the description below. So if you want to know who's going to be the president in 2038? In the description below. If you want to know what size shoe you and me wear?

In the description below. If you want to know why wasabi and soybeans are grown in a certain region of the world? I think that's in the description below too. Every single question you could possibly wonder or want to know the answer to is linked in the description Below we love all of you PO box is always open. Thank you so much. So I Want to talk about something nice So I'm so wet. I want to know you are just go ahead and show them

So because if you if you acknowledge it, then there's no like ooh, I found some you just gotta acknowledge it You have a shirt on there. I do but it's black. It it's black so I'm lucky you're not ready on the count of three We'll do I'll do it with you though ready one two three Okay now it's over. It's out of the way don't feel self-conscious I do the whole episode like this. You need to fix your chain. Somebody's thinking about you my nipples Sean no What? No, have you never heard of that no i gotta stop doing that that old head stuff let's get to that old head stuff if your chain is the part that you clamp

the nipple oh that's what you meant i don't call it nipple nipples no anyway the part that you clamp you don't know if it falls down to the bottom apparently somebody has been thinking about you so then you hope it's you it wasn't me do you ever think about me very very seldom i mean literally probably once a month it's normally when i'm on the commode is when i think about you yeah that's weird but i think about you because it's a time of relief it's a time of relief and you make me feel relieved often oh thanks bud okay go back to what you're going to say. This is a weird episode. I want to talk about something, because me and Cam, we disagree on a lot. If you watch the podcast, you know me and Cam disagree on a lot. I look like I haven't eaten in 60 weeks.

I look bad. No, you don't. Come on, buddy. Come on. Believe in yourself. I need it. You do need more calories, but it's all right. It's all right.

You're doing like a 1,300-gallon diet, and it's's alright. It's alright. Oh, you're like a 1300 I can't wait till I get the fridge to our patreon. It's beef and prime Oh my oh the dude the fridge tour is going to be holy We're gonna start off at your house doing your fridge, and then we're gonna go Just gray. Oh, my God. It's so sad. Just sad. We don't agree on a lot, but one thing— People are probably going to try to, like, send food, like, through the V.O. bars. Non-perishable.

Yeah, they're going to send, like, dog food and, like, beans and rice. Like, it's—I mean, y'all are going to feel bad for him. But it's his choice, so don't feel too bad. Yeah. We don't agree on a lot, but one thing we do agree on is we will not arm wrestle ever oh oh no ever no seen too many snapping arm videos oh oh that makes me real tight in every region if you know what i mean one thing i won't one thing i also won't do there's like this viral thing going around. It's a new sport.

It's like a slapping competition where you literally sit there or stand there and you just get, wow! And you just got to eat it. And the first person to just lose consciousness loses. Yeah, like what? But no, I've seen that all over my feeds. Every social media platform. And it's like, I mean, props to them for growing, but it's like, are you nuts?

Like, no, you have to be touched in the head a little bit to join that. I'm so serious. You have to be a little touched in the head to do that. You know what the winning prize is? Imagine standing across from another man and him saying, one, two. In the ear, bro. Have you seen kind of like a full round where they do the rules? Yes. So like they can't step past something. like a full round where they do the rules? Yes. So like they can't step past something.

They say when they're going to hit them. Yes. Imagine knowing you're about to get struck and you can't defend yourself. Exactly. And that goes against like every pro fighting thing. Because in every rule of pro fighting, like UFC, boxing, the rule is, to make it legal, is you have to be able to defend yourself. Yeah.

The rule is to not defend yourself in this. They're holding like a balloon behind their back, like a grip bar. There's refs like waiting to catch their unconscious body. And they're just like this. And I'm going to go on three. All right, red corner begin. One. Two.

I saw one guy, I swear he might have got a red card or whatever it is in that sport. I swear on my life, he said I'm going to go on on three because he technically didn't cheat but he went i'm gonna go on three two and he skipped one he went two to three that's genius because he didn't go on three yeah he still got something working up there oh no yeah he someone's literally going you know what makes it even sicker what the grand prize what is it guess like honestly is like a ton or get just guess what you think first getting slapped okay but is it a is it like a honest is like a ton or yeah just guess what you think first getting okay but is it a is it like a like you win and you get this or is it like the winner of the gauntlet okay the gauntlet prize i'm gonna go 150 000 lower 100k lower no bro lower no lower

keep going keep guessing this is 50k lower no way i swear keep going no keep going no no you don't know what it is like no 30 000 lower are you are these every single person from the source that i've gotten every single person that's doing this needs to stop right now like just go to work keep going don't get beat keep going 20k lower no no way keep going ten thousand dollars lower i'm done I don't care. $5,000. No. $5,000. I better get $5,000 off the first contact of my face if another grown man named Slap Tyson

is sitting there across from me going one, two, wham! Like, I need, that's $5,000 right there. Especially if I lose consciousness and my family's watching. You should get $5,000 every time your face gets mangled by another man with a paw five grand five grand 5k to win a gauntlet meet at the top beat the best of the best you get five thousand dollars i mean shout out to them i guess like literally go go cuss out your boss and collect unemployment

for 5k exactly what are you doing i don't know man that's but there's like a whole thing now jersey shirts and everything there's a whole thing now where they're i think it's about to get cut because it needs to i saw the video so i thought it was so interesting like when like a couple years ago when i found this i found it through logan paul actually because he was going to go to russia and do it but even more smart let's go slap russians and end up beating their best guy and be trapped in the duty he was doing with literally got a watermelon. He was just like, this dude had iron hands. So I used to be interested in it.

So I would watch these on YouTube. You wanted to join? Oh, hell no. Are you nuts? And so I would just watch it. And it would be like Uzbekistan. And they didn't speak English. And the titles at the bottom were in symbols and stuff.

And I was like, this is real interesting interesting and the crowd was so into it and I loved it I would literally sit on my couch with a Diet Coke and just watch these people get slapped for 30 minutes it was so interesting Peyton's like, Diet Coke. He's like, I love this. It's like 3 a.m. But then it got to a point where I took a break and then it got viral again, right? So everybody's watching it. I saw a video on Twitter of this dude. He got slapped and his whole face got indented.

Did you see that? Oh! Where his whole shit. No, his whole, it was like, it swelled. That's a word. That's a word. Swelled immediately. Bro, the guy was like his face was chalked up and he literally was like dude so that had to have been like the second slap of the fight because he had already got hit once his face was all chalked up but the second one like on contact it was like imagine how that it

was like bam and it was like your whole skull shifted oh dude i saw another one saw another one This is UFC like I saw a quick clip a guy It was like this is why you never blow your nose after you've been hit in the eye this dude. No I'm Kim Kim Kim. You got it. You got it. I don't want you have to hear it. I can't I really He literally went like this he got hit in the eyebrow he goes to clear his nose of the blood Come with you as he clears it. You have to watch bear with me You made me eat the hottest chip in the world. So you got to bear the eyebrow. He goes to clear his nose of the blood. Come on, kid. As he clears it, you have to watch. Just bear with me. You made me eat the hottest chip in the world, so you got to bear with me. He goes, like snot rockets to clear all the blood out.

I have to cut that out. Why? That's so vulgar. I have to cut that out. It's unreal, though. Oh, my God. But speaking of getting slapped, I got hit by an old man down here in the cafeteria yesterday. Just right in the gut.

Like right here in the triangle region. Who? Is this your windpipe? That little thing right there. It's right below your... Right below the breast? What's the thing? Diaphragm, I think.

Right where my Iron Man is. Yeah, right there. Right where Tony Stark's in. Right where Robert Downey Jr. Right in your spot. And for me, that's like the equivalent to the soft spot on my head. I have two reset buttons.

Right there and right there. I literally hate being poked right here everyone should because you're immediately no no not even hard just like don't touch it because mine's just like a like a hard surface super frail yeah like your rib cage is very long but that's your that's your uh your weak point like that's your your achilles heels in the middle of your being like it's right there you have an Achilles diaphragm. You don't have an Achilles heel. It's right there, and you have an Achilles skull. Those are your two resets. And so I was at the cafeteria, right?

And I was getting some food. They have fantastic food here at our building. Shout out to the building. In our building. And they don't take our trash out. But shout out to all the people here. So I ordered my food food and i was standing there waiting and they cook it in front of you like like hibachi style oh that just made me think

of something oh god i'll talk about it later but uh they cook it in front of you and i was watching them i was like oh yeah you're doing your thing and then so this old and so we don't really blend in with everybody that works in this building everybody's in suits they're elders we're wearing this yeah and we're loud and we have mannequins in our office so don't touch linda so uh linda no no that's jerry jerry and linda linda and jerry it's all right so i was sitting there waiting standing there waiting for my food and this old man who fits the demographic of this building was walking past me and he had his food in his hand he was walking about to pay for it and going back to his office shorter man old guy he's literally he gets a couple steps past me and he just stops he turns around looks at me like just makes dead eye contact eye contact

with me backpedals towards me you know i get uncomfortable when people backpedal towards me i do not like it what did i do that to you? You're a threat now. You are certainly not our demographic. You're not coming up to me about what we do. Yeah, you're geriatric and you're backing up. You're 83 years old. Don't like it. Don't at all. And so then he proceeds to make physical contact when he grabs my elbow. You have full control of my arm if you grab my elbow. I am now a crane in a toy machine. You can control what I'm grabbing. You put your two credits in and you're playing my game. No.

So he grabs it and he goes, ah. He's making like guttural noises. Was he undead? Was he a zombie? I would survive if he was. He was like, ah. And I was like, okay. He's like, you you've lost it you're out of there now your mental is not keeping up with you and he goes like hey you ordered a turkey sandwich not a forearm give

me it back and he goes how's the weather up there boom just hits me right in my my sweet spot i literally like it brings me down to his level to where my mouth is close to his so we're just making eye contact you know you know old people their eyes are real powerful and they talk with their mouth so they're like he's sitting there wording out every noise i think everybody talks with their mouth oh yeah that's bad but like word they they mouth things you're like this he's just sitting there he's like he's like this he's hunting powerful eyes and a bloodshot and blue and he's like this. He's hunting me. And he has powerful eyes and a bloodshot blue. And he's like. Oh, my God. And I go.

It's good. You said it's good? Yeah. I would have said, back up, Theodore. Get off of me. Don't you ever do that again, Winston. Yeah, back up, Melvin. Yeah.

What do you do? Hey, Wayne, take a step back. I don't know why you're touching me right now. God damn, Charles. Yeah, get away. What are you doing? Calvin, step back. Get off of me. Why you're touching me right now. Goddamn Charles. Yeah, get away. What are you doing? Calvin, step back. Get off of me.

Why are you touching me? You didn't order a forearm sandwich. Gertrude. Go get your stromboli. Get out of me. Don't ever touch me again. Get out of me. Get off of me. Yeah, that's crazy.

Get off of me. Don't ever touch me again. We had a few different experiences in the home, man. I didn't say get out of me. Yeah, that's what I experienced here. Why'd you answer him? I would've been like, what are you doing? Alright, if I walked up to you and went, how's your jaw feeling?

You're going to go, oh, not the best. No, defend, get off of me. When am I supposed to get in the combat position with a guy that has about four weeks left? Yeah, you're supposed to say, hey, your four will get pushed down to two if you don't get off me. He had weak knees. You know how old people walk? He had weak everything. He had a weak brain.

That's why he thought you were an enemy or something. I remember you from the war. You were from NOM! No, like, you need to don't ever answer him. Defend yourself. It might be sad, his reasoning behind it, but you don't know where his brain's at. Hell, he doesn't know where his brain's at.

He wasn't aware of it. He has no clue he's at a lunchroom. He thinks he's in the war room. He's getting notes. He thought he was at the bingo room with his pals. He said, you're the op, you're tango, get him down. I need an India golf 9-9 on my position. And you know how old people walk with their knees backwards?

You know how like their knees are like almost like, you know, our kneecaps are in the front and theirs are in the back. What does that mean their knees are in the back. Imagine a leg folding like this but the opposite way. You'd be a hell of a jumper. And you know there's a lot of foot action when they walk. It's like this. Oh yeah, there's a lot of shake. There's a whole, I mean borderline, it's a lot of shake. Yeah, I know. We'll take that out. But borderline, you know what? There's a lot of shake. Oh my god, how a knee on the back of the leg is outrageous that's insane

he's bending the opposite way when he goes to go to bed he just goes just like he just goes like this he just ripped it down to himself oh my god he might have been a lizard he might be a lizard person if he has a knee on the back of his leg and he can just collapse like a like a foldable chair like a lawn chair if he can lawn chair if he can strike you get away with nothing and then go to his house in a lawn chair yeah we need this but the way he exited was pretty cool he goes all right bud so much movement oh my lord oh i to throw up. I don't have enough sustenance. You don't have enough what? Sustenance?

Sustenance. What's the word? Is that wrong? I don't know. Your delusion has now traveled into my pathways. And I just, I can't think. There's so many S's and C's when you said it. He said I don't have enough He said I'm gonna throw up. I don't have enough shit today. I don't know what you tried to say

It the worst part is when you said it again slower. I still didn't know I Couldn't tell if you were right or wrong oh my god I didn't know if you were right or wrong I was just if I was thrown for a loop okay bro all right bro all right you're about to get struck you're about to get in the worst part is you just swallowed that loogie oh my god you just swallowed the loogie you didn't leave the set to spit it out you swallowed the loogie oh my god you have mucus breath my god, you have mucus breath. Oh my god, you have mucus breath. You have flu breath. Oh my lord. Oh my god. You have flu breath. You need to go brush your teeth.

No, you need to brush your teeth. You need Listerine. We need to reach out to Listerine so we can just have a sponsored bottle right behind the couch for you. You swallowed a loogie. I'm getting the chills. You're sick. You're sick. Oh'm getting the chills. You're sick. You're sick. Oh, the slow movement. You're frail. Oh my God, you're sick.

You're ill. You're drip. I don't know if that's sweat or tears. There's a whole drip on your nose. You need to go to the camera. There's a drip on your nose. Oh, you need to calm down. It's on your hand.

It dripped on your hand. Oh my God, you're going to spread a virus. You are going to spread something. Your bodily fluids are no longer bodily there are public fluids at this point you're sick you're sick you need to gather yourself are you taking a nap what are we done get up we're not you look ill. We'll be right back. I'm getting him a bottle of water.

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let's do something great for each other go check it out all right guys as he's clearly recovering i'm just gonna segue into the next thing i I'm just going to segue into the next thing. I know. Yeah. I'm going to segue into the next thing. He's going to recover. Just bear with him. He needs sustenance.

He needs. He truly just went through it. I'm going to tell you all about a crazy show that we vowed that we're going to watch this upcoming weekend. I got to say the next part first, but we're going to watch this upcoming weekend. I got to say the next part first, but we're going to do it in a different way. If you have not heard on Netflix, there's a new show came out about them. I want to say two months ago, somewhere around there. It's called Kaleidoscope. Okay. The whole show, the whole premise of the show, it's like a bank, like a heist. So they're going on a big mission to steal, you know, millions, whatever, how much,

how many dollars do on a big mission. But this you know, millions, whatever, how many dollars, doing a big mission. But this is the first show of its category of a kind, which I think it's going to be like revolutionary. It's going to be sick, hopefully. What is it? So this show, right, I believe there's nine episodes. Every episode is named a different color. Blue, yellow, orange, red, violet, whatever. And there's black, gray, white. Whatever it is. Okay? The show apparently you can watch it in any order and every viewer will get a different experience

But the one rule is you have to end with the episode white. So the white is the ending. Okay? You're like, oh, how could I see that coming? So white is the ending, but you could start with red, then go to blue and go to orange. And apparently there's like 44,000 different methods. Because, you know, you go red, orange, blue, green. Probability. Red, blue, green, orange. Pim dos.

Maybe not pim dos, but probability. So apparently you can watch these episodes any way, shape, or form. It'll make you think, like, a certain person is the culprit or a certain person is the mastermind behind it, who's the snitch, whatever. But as long as you end with white, you'll get the true ending. But you get every single person. He's going to watch it a different way.

I'm going to watch it a different way. Me and Liv are going to watch it together, so we'll get the same. But everyone... Peyton's got to watch it lonely. Love and happiness. Couldn't relate. I've never experienced that. So it's going to be sick

because like just whoever thought that like is a genius. Like they're going to put out a show where you can watch in different episodes different formats

but every viewer is going to get a different experience. So it's called Kaleidoscope. It's on Netflix. Non-sponsored. I was just about to say

it's not sponsored. We're really looking forward to it. We'll give a like a little review. I was just about to say, it's not sponsored. We're really looking forward to it. We'll give a little review. I like this segment. This is what we're watching. So people can share an experience with me. A little pop culture segment.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk about some music or something in the... We talk about sports often, but that's still... It's not really pop culture, but... Yeah. Just recency. One thing I... Still recovering.

Oh, bad, bro. I feel like empty. One was I've been watching is Jenny and Georgia oh fantastic television great show great footage so I um when it first came out like 2017 or whenever the first season came out I didn't watch it because I saw a clip go viral and it was so cringy it was Jennyenny and her boyfriend hunter jenny's a a biracial woman she she's african-american and caucasian and her boyfriend i believe was of the asian descent yes and they were having this cringy argument it's like the oppression olympics it was so bad to watch and i was like what is this and so i saw that i saw that and I was like, I'm not watching this show. And then I got real lonely one day.

One day? Just one day? And I saw Tony on the, that's Jenny. Oh, okay. Yeah. I saw Tony on the front page of my Netflix, and I was like, okay, cool, whatever, whatever. I'll watch it. She's a lovely person.

Shout out to Tony. I started watching, and I was was like this show is good you know i'm in for quirky weird like you you love your little rom-coms love it yeah yeah and so i started watching i was like oh this is good and then i got a massive crush on the mom in the show georgia she's she's got that southern twang now she's amazing okay amazing she's great um it's just typically not my type but she's she's she's she's grand shout she's happily married with kids shout out to you uh but yeah and i watched season two you know shout out to you uh my name is peyton harden i watched season two three times wow yeah it's great okay me and live liked it but we watched

it once and now we're waiting for it's gonna be a couple years though but it got so bad to the point where i started watching i found this new like a little crevice of youtube where people like watch like the netflix shows and they react to them live and like obviously for copyright reasons they cut much most of the episode out but it's like they're giving their um uh their like opinions while the show goes on and i've watched like so i've basically watched season 10 times because i watched like 10 different creators react to the whole season shout out to tony love you good lord no it's it's great i basically know every second of the show and i can

do a play-by-play but that's how i am with high school musical it is no that is how he is with high school music like literally two three behind the scenes b-rolls every like dance along dance along he knows it all I'm not gonna lie I'm not re-watched Harry Potter not recently this is about two years ago re-watched it all of it watched all of it and then I went down that same rabbit hole I'm talking about like followed the Harry Potter twitter page went down that same rabbit hole. I'm talking about, like, followed the Harry Potter Twitter page, went down interviews. It was a sick rabbit hole. And then one day I was just over it, like the itch had been scratched,

and I saw, like, it was like, what wizard are you today? And I was like, okay, I'm done with this. No, you took the quiz. No, I didn't. I did take the quiz. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I did. I was slow. I wanted to be Dumbledore.

No, I did not take the quiz, unfollowed the page. But shout out to Harry Potter. Yeah, Harry Potter, I wish I could get into that. It's fantastic. Oh, my gosh. This man said he has never seen lord of the rings no no i have no we're gonna do that might be a little patreon thing obviously not the movie that'll be three and a half hours times three like that would be three months of patreon like a quick a quick uh like pre-watching pre-conference we're gonna watch it and then a post-conference and i guarantee you because that's not up this man's alley but the cinema of lord of the rings is just fantastic you know lord of the rings 3 return of the king still to this date is like holds a record for the

amount of is it oscar for movies oscars sure oscars emmys i know it's not grammys yeah i think it's oscars they got like 11 oscars from the one film it's not Grammys yeah I think it's Oscars they got like 11 Oscars from the one film it's like tied for every movie in existence it's like number one that's super dope that means it's a good show fantastic fantastic I have a hot take that might upset you about TV I think we both agree that The Office is one of the if not the best show ever created with the funniest I just I don't understand how people don't like it. People don't have good senses of humor. People are shit.

I don't. Wow. I don't. Everybody that doesn't like The Office is like. They're like, ooh, ooh, that hurt. No. At least I can eat food. When this show was on Netflix, it was called Schitt's Creek.

They took it off. I'm not going to lie to you. You were a big advocate schitt's creek is up there and dare i say better overall television than the office olivia's mom would probably agree with you live watched it for a little bit i never seen this i've never seen a single episode that show is so it's not only funny as like literally i'm doing that my dry heave laugh alone in my apartment you know how funny something's got to be to laugh out loud alone yeah so and it's like smart like the show is so smart like just the storytelling it's a fantastic show and they won i think that for a

tv show they're holding the record for amount of uh whatever oscars emmy grammys whatever whatever i think emmys might be television yeah, it's a fantastic show. So there's our Netflix suggestions. Well, it's off of Netflix now, but. A little pop culture segment for you. There you go. Take that. Schitt's Creek.

Office. Ginny in Georgia. Kaleidoscope. Watch it. Comment. Tell us if we have no taste or if we have the best taste. And Lord of the Rings. What happened to your hand?

Are we not going to acknowledge that? Because you look like an old man. Someone said I had ringworm and i was like okay no i said all right taking max out your dog potty one more time it's like 10 o'clock got coats on everything i'm wearing nike slides no socks bad decision with your toe and it's like with my toe and it's like 30 degrees thank god it was dark that's a war of crime a crime of war okay a war crime so i'm taking him out he goes potty does his business we're like 100 yards away he's a breeding dog so i A crime of war. Okay. A war crime. So I'm taking him out. He goes potty, does his business. We're like 100 yards away.

He's a breeding dog. So I'm like, let me get him one more little run in. I go, come on, bud. Start jogging with him. Can't jog too fast. I'm in slides with no socks. My feet are having to grip down to even hold the slides in place. And you got a bad toe.

Bad toe gripping. And your hip was hurting. And my hip was hurting. It was cold outside. Very cold. There was no lubricant. There was no warm. So we start jogging.

And he has this horrible habit of he's so excited that he just wants to jump up on me as we're running and get like right into my legs this man gets right into my legs jumps up i have to hit the brakes my feet crossed full-blown uh auntie ann's pretzel get trapped tripped and trapped up. Auntie Anz. Fall. Skip. Sorry, continue your story, but. Auntie Anz. Auntie Anz. You disgust me. Auntie Anz. Auntie Anz pretzels.

Even if you say auntie, that's acceptable. Her name is Anne. Auntie Anz? That doesn't sound good. That doesn't sound right, so you should say auntie. Auntie Anz. Her name is Anne. Anz.

Her name is not Anz. A-N-N-E. She might be German. Ann. Oh, Ann Frank? Anyway, he trips me up. I literally fall. Large humans of our stature.

It's a very long fall. Timber! Oh! Scrape my hand. Scrape my foot. Scrape my knee through my pants. It was an awful experience. I could do nothing but

just look at the dog and he's just like and i was just like i love you i love him still he's not up i love him uh no we need that you need to put that dog in some kind of training uh we trained him we tried to really a little bit you want to talk about what happened when i was dog sitting the other day i I went over to Cam's house. Why was I at your house? I don't know. Why was I at your house? I couldn't tell you.

You were there, though. I was there. I woke up there. Oh, yeah, because you stayed from the night before. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a little game night at your house, and I stayed the night because I'm a responsible human. We were snuggling. And so Cam woke up. His wife woke woke up they went to work fun times um and now i have now i'm in control of my niece and my nephew right they were in their cages and whatever and i woke up i started

my day and i was like oh i can't just keep them in there so i took the dogs out now cam's dogs fresh out the womb fresh out the womb. Fresh out the womb. His brain's not all the way developed. He just throws his body everywhere. He hits his body on the wall. He's not really sure how the earth works. He'll go head first into something and just keep going again. And so I am not responsible enough and I don't trust myself enough to take them both at the same time.

Because Ruby's overweight and has bad legs. And Max just doesn't have a fully developed brain brain so that's just like a headache and a half I love that dog but she um so I waited till Cam to get back when he had a break from work to come back uh to help me take the dogs out so Cam came back to work from work and he's like all right Peyton let's go downstairs let's get their leashes on and let's take him outside i was like i can take control of ruby because she's just fat and stays there and so she won't move too much max is a little wiry hell rat little wiggle worm a hell rat hilarious a hell rat and so i was like you got max so we're putting on their their vests what's it called a harness a vest what are they going to a ball maybe so we're putting on their vest harness and i'm doing

ruby and ruby's all fat and i've got i gotta extend the thing to make it wrap around no you do not no you do not it clips right around her it's perfect for her body i love that dog you know i love that dog but she um i'm gonna see him today and so cam was putting on max's stuff and we thought all was fine let's go outside to go oh now i know what you're talking about so we went out to go potty they did their thing we walk back inside it just smells like decay and regret and death. All I hear is, and Caleb goes, oh, no. Literally, this man, Max, we were just outside. He decides to come back in. Poop.

So discreet. Like, I'm setting his. He's a sniper with the shits. I'm setting his leash up at the top to take off of him. I look down. There's a poop, a whole poo on the ground. My foot, my work shoe right into it. And I was just like, there's no way this just happened.

Speaking of poo, you said you had a would you rather for us. We better connect on this one. If you, oh my God. Let's do it. Quick. Okay. Would you rather? Yes. If you... Oh, my God. Let's do it. Quick. Okay. Would you rather... Yes.

Would you rather poo in the only toilet at a party knowing you're going to clog it... Oh, God. ...or be forced to poo outside in the back in the bushes? During a party? During a party. Cam, I have anxiety even walking in a party. If you think I'm going to a toilet, a commode, and knowingly clog it up. You're pooping outside.

I'm hitting the shrub route. You're kidding me. Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm hitting the bushes. You're pooping in shrub roost. You're going to be known as Pooh Man across the party? You're going to have poison ivy in your crack. Oh, I'm going to the forbidden shrubs.

Yeah, and you're gonna have forbidden berries back there too. I'll be Mr. Stink. You're gonna need antiseptic cream for a week and a half on your rear end. You're gonna need patches and bandages. Do you know what comes with that? What are you gonna wipe with? Are you what? What are you gonna wipe with?

Huh? My underwear. You wrap it up, you throw it to the... Oh, you grew up great, didn't you? You never had to use it. Oh, sorry, I pooped in toilets. You never had to... That's growing up great.

You never had to use Charmin Hanes and use Fruit of the Loom. You never had to wad up a Fruit of the Loom and then make it worth the rest of your day with that regret. I will be Mr. Stink at this party. You're going to be itching. You're going to wake up the next day in pain. You act like I can't go to the sink. The sink? The party doesn't have showers?

They do have humans, and they're going to see you. They're going to see you clogging it up. You caused a river of poo in the party. Okay, I can say, hey, your toilet was faulty. That guy just took a deuce in your bush. In your bush. That's helping the environment. What what's this poop i don't have a dog oh it's from payton's ass see that's how i know you didn't grow up with disney growing green because i'm here to i'm here to ferment the sediment i'm trying to help the environment global help the environment you're gonna scar

four people they're gonna see a six7 man squatting over like a pup to take a deuce in a shrub. That's better than whenever Shelly has to go pee-pee because she had too much to drink and she's trying to relieve her system to calm down, but oh no,

there's Cam's excrement all over the bathroom. Dude, you're going to have scratch marks and elderberries in your taint. What are we talking about? The fact you picked the wrong answer just confirms all of my theories with you. Cam!

You would poop in a shrub. Because I care about people. You don't care about yourself. And that's the most important person. Health. Health is wealth, my friend. Yeah. And you know what?

It is healthy. You know what? I'm going to wake up the next day. It is what? I'm going to wake up the next day. It is healthy. I'm going to wake up the next day and go about my life. You're going to wake up and have to book a doctor's appointment. You're going to have to go see a specialist. It is healthy. You want to know how it is healthy?

How? You can grow fruit and people can eat it. If I ever went to a party and they served me anything that had some shit fruit in it, I would, oh my. What is mulch? The entire house is getting would, oh my. What is mulch? The entire house is getting burnt to a crisp. What is mulch? What is mulch?

It's not human feces. Yeah, it's the same. It's close, though. You're about to get struck. This hand, this scabbed hand, this ringworm hand is about to go across your face. So, Cam, what are you doing? Once you leave that bathroom knowing it's clogged, say no one caught you, right? Yeah.

You're staying in that party? Yeah. Psychopath! you're a psychopath you just said you would rip your underwear off of your body to wipe your ass in a backyard then come back and uh bidet yourself in the kitchen sink no i didn't say which room it was in so they, so if you go to the bathroom, they'd walk in, you're what? You're cleaning your ass in a sink! I would go into a room with a door that has a lock. Locks are existent for a reason, you know why? Because you tell you gotta take a shrub dump,

you can wipe it off, a hot and cold temperature shower. Oh, you're gonna get behind the door out there in the wilderness? There's doors out there in those shrubs? No, but you hide behind the shrub. No, you're gonna be wide open, hide behind the shrub? There's doors out there in those shrubs? No, but you hide behind the shrub. You're gonna be wide open. Hide behind the shrub.

What are you, Homer Simpson? You're just gonna shrink away and disappear into the shrub, take your deuce and come out unscathed? And hopefully it's a nice house and they got one of those shower heads that you can do the different settings on and it has the super soaker so it really cleans it. First off, that's a shower. You said a sink.

Second off, I'm gonna be Mr. Stink. You're gonna have wounds. There's a shower. You said a sink. Second off, I'm going to be Mr. Stink. You're going to have wounds. There's nothing else to be said. You're going to come out with scathed wounds. You're going to go into septic shock. You're going to be oozing elderberry wounds. Why do you act like this is a show I'm putting on? I'm doing this discreetly.

I'm doing this to hide. I'm going to be hiding. You are not a cartoon character. I'm going to be hiding. You are not a cartoon character. I'm going to be hiding. Look, I'm looking at you. You are a large, sentient human being. They're going to see you duck and poop in a backyard. They're not going to see me.

I can come out and say, hey, that was clogged before I went in there. I simply peed. I can push the blame to someone else. See, you're a bad person for that. You're taking up crap in someone's lawn. Okay, but I'm hiding and I'm checking my surroundings like this. I can push the blame to someone else. See, you're a bad person for that. You're taking up crap in someone's lawn. Okay, but I'm hiding and I'm checking my surroundings like this. I'm like this the whole time. I'm checking my east,

my west, my north, and my south. I'm looking all over. What are you, a soldier? What are you checking your surroundings? Yeah, I'm in a three-point stance like I'm a defensive lineman. Set! Okay, okay. That just shows yeah. Or if I have a tank top on under my under my shirt that's another area you just said you would use your beater to clean your butt or you know you can go the dog route and just scrape on the grass i'm a man of environment you're a man of rash

antibiotics that's you're a man of antibiotics. That's the natural form. That's how we came here. That's how we came here. You know what's a little more natural? Pooping in a toilet. You know what's... You're going to mess around and have a wood chip lodged in your rear end, and I'm simply going to go,

yeah, I clogged your toilet. Best part is, not my house. See you tomorrow. Thanks for the party. Have fun cleaning it, Connor. See, you're a bad person. You're going to have to walk out like this. That's the difference between me and you.

Good person, bad person. I heard that, too. That was a lot of solid contact. That's what you get. Whatever. That's exactly what you get. I feel like I'm right. Your belly button's wet again.

So is my hands. It's wet from that sink, huh? For what? No, stop. The eyes. You're a sick man. Oh, you's a sick man. Oh!

I knew I knew. You's a lucky man. You's a lucky man. That's my wife. Yeah, we're not feeling, the health is not the highest right now. Halfway through doing that, my ears started ringing. That's why I was looking around. My nose is getting quite clogged.

Me too. I have a real hard time asking women out on dates. The first time I ever asked a girl on the date she stood me up and I was at hibachi alone at least you had good cuisine you didn't have good cuisine it was a rough experience at the hibachi why let me tell you this story all right so I was 16 I just got a car and I had a little side job I had a side job I was that sounds like i was doing some funny business yeah so i was six working in the after hours i was trapping after hours my darkest hour girl i feel so alone inside of this crowded room in dallas the bay area in dc and midlife Dallas, the Bay Area, in D.C., at Medlife.

All right, go, sorry. In Los Angeles. Shout out to the weekend. Abel. So I was 16, and I had just got my first part-time job. I was working as a pool monitor. I don't know how to swim, but that's a story for a different time. And I had a car, right?

So I was like, ooh, I can finally start asking girls out on dates. I had a big crush on this girl. She was giving me the time of day. We were really hitting it off. I thought we weren't though. She said, eh. No. So I saved up.

Substitute. I saved up a lot of money for my part-time job because I wanted to take her to a nice restaurant. A nice restaurant at the time. Hibachi. Hibachi. We get dinner and a show. And a show.

You get the little choo-choo train. Ooh, ooh a little onion on fire oh my god i've only seen it in movies i've never really been so i was like i get to share this experience with the love of my life on our first date i got a lot of money and a car from 1984 it's a great time so she was doing something right she was busy doing something she said you know what payton i'll meet you at the hibachi place for our date. And I was like, that's fine. We can do that.

I'm going to get there early, be a gentleman, greet her at the door, walk her under my arm to the hibachi table. Now hibachi tables, there's like 15 seats. There is. It's quite large. They normally wait for other parties. And a big U. Yeah. They normally wait for other parties. In a big U. Yeah they

normally wait for other parties to fill up the seats for the show and the cook to start. It was a quiet night there. There was only one bus parked outside the hibachi place. One bus. A bus. A bus. A school bus. Yellow. Who's traveling? Yeah. Who's taking field trips to hibachi? So it was a bus in my car from 1984 outside the Hibachi place. I was like, oh my God, she's going to think I rented this restaurant out. She's going to know this pool job. This pool job is really paying Peyton well. Oh, it was a pool job.

Yes, I was a pool monitor and I don't know how to swim. I was in charge of people's lives. Who hired you? He liked how I played basketball. It's a story for a different time. Under investigation. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so so so so i'm sitting down at the hibachi place right five minutes passes and i'm like rush hour traffic that's seven ten minutes goes by ten minutes goes by i'm like i should probably

text or be like hey you sent the wrong address yeah i said hey y'all are you i said, y'all good? You need me to send the address? So I dropped the pin. Three dots pop up as she's going to respond. Three dots go away. She never responds to the text. I'm like, oh, that means she's probably pulling up around the corner. She's like, I'll greet you with my face and words instead of these texts, baby boy.

So I said, oh, can't wait to see you. 30 minutes passes I'm at this hibachi table alone the chef comes out the chef comes out in his hat with his little his little his little cart his little cart his little caboose yeah he's pushing it towards me and as he's making his way towards me you could tell he's looking at me like he's like is your data in the bathroom and so he goes uh how many and i said well well i thought there was two but uh she's on her way he's like okay i'll just wait we start to conversate a little bit five minutes past he's like look guy i just got i gotta do this if you want to eat i'm on i'm on the clock yeah he's like i i gotta cook this now or what do you want me to do i was like you know what go ahead and start and she'll get here in the middle of it she'll

get to join the experience a little late it'll ruin the experience for her but at least she'll be able to enjoy some of the show she never shows up i'm enjoying this hibachi guy alone i you were at the entire station by yourself entire station by myself imagine a u-shaped table for 15 people i'm dead in the center just making eye contact with this guy flipping onions and chefing around some rice and he's saying looking right at me giving me the show the first thing i thought of is he's like you ready for the train you're like a 16 year old guy you're not that happy you just got uh bailed on yours like he's like choo choo choo choo sprayed it with the oil but this chef was oh my god i started off in a bad mood but the bad mood i started off in a bad mood but this chef was really a good people's person

so he's probably were like this i at a point make it beep again make the train beep at a point i started feeling better about this situation i was like her loss i'm enjoying this chef man he made a volcano out of onions i'm really enjoying this it didn't start to get weird until he said open your mouth now how about not i was like'm going to go out on my shield here. I've already been so disrespected this night. I'm opening my mouth. There's no one here to witness it. There's no one here to witness it.

This whole restaurant's alone. I was about to say something. So he says, open your mouth. I go, you know what? Might as well. All right. This man, this man is just, just flinging fried shrimp into my mouth. And the worst part is, and the worst part is I was actively trying to get them. I was again, again. Now I was like, this is fun. I'm having a good time. Screw her. That's her fault for missing out on this. I caught all of these. I was like, I fun I'm having a good time screw her that's her fault for missing out on this

I caught all of these I was like I caught all of these she didn't get to see me catch all this he goes a little more through the show then he pulls out this like clear ketchup bottle oh no he starts shaking it right at his ear and he's making eye contact with me just shaking this bottle and then he goes one more time open your mouth now i go i go i go we're already into deep at this point i gotta say yes i'm obligated to say yes so you can finish your show. I'm a man of performing arts. You do your job well.

I will finish this job. I open my mouth and he's just... I look like a goddamn dolphin. Straight up, just Kyle Korver from Deep. And you're just... And I hey oh my god i'm like okay my date left me i'm i was like okay i would be embarrassed if my date was here if this happened i was like at least i experienced this alone no one saw me but as i'm trying to calm myself down

be like that wasn't too bad for my pride I just see a flashlight popping from the right side of the restaurant. No, she did not. And I'm looking. That's school bus. And there's a cheerleading competition. And like at the very end of the restaurant, there were some cheerleaders filming me. Catching shrimp in my mouth.

You're probably sitting there. Your hands are like this. You're all happy. Your feet, you're like you're probably sitting there your hands are like this you're all happy your feet you're like you're sitting there and all i see is it's looking like damn shamble out there just and so they're they're like this like that i kid you not i dine and dashed i got right up and i left there's that that wasn't meant for me like that day was not meant for me. I didn't deserve to pay Sitting in the whole 15-seater you section behind the grill and everything by yourself is already insane enough To then be recorded having the time of your life Who are up adolescent at a show by yourself you and the chef and then he's sitting there?

You're catching liquids in your mouth pieces of sea creatures I'm wiping out my chin he probably misses a little there's some drippage down your shirt oh it's all on video I would pay I would pay a thousand dollars to find that film if you're the cheerleader that was recording him please comment oh my god Dodds you still having it very slim but if you could find it oh dear lord i was i was having the time of my life to the point whenever he was making the big fire i said again again i can just see you going she's so happy oh yeah that was a very uh that was yeah i've never been hibachi since then.

Oh, we got to go. We got to go. I'll be damned if somebody's throwing some shrimp and liquid in my mouth. If he says, you open your mouth, I go, no, no, he can't. No, no, no. That's PTSD. I'll take it. I'll take it.

Come on. I'll be the happy guy. The fact that you half opened your mouth at first, you said you went. Oh, my God. Great episode, huh? That is hilarious fantastic episode uh guys thank you so much for coming back to this episode of the you should know podcast at the end of the episode uh we will leave a sneak peek to the patreon episode that is live right now it's the bonus uh episode of extended episode and a separate vlog uh fletcher's revenge we'll leave extended episode quizzing on feminine

products from our dear dearly beloved ashlyn uh it's gonna be unbelievably hilarious yeah so you'll get a little sneak peek of that if you want the full thing over to the patreon you get two things it's like about 20 minutes of content there'll be more than that oh yeah uh we just recorded um dude that got me that hibachi got me like i'm my stomach's kind of hurting from my life that's it was embarrassing god that got me um so we uh what's coming to patreon basketball highlight reaction video we're finally revealing my basketball highlights finally doing that we got another vlog outside of the fletcher's one we won't tell you what that is we got um we got the quiz and then we got a couple more things cooking up that we will throw another poll up this next week.

Let y'all choose. Be the deciding factor of which one you want to see first. Studio tour. Just cooking. Studio tour. I mean, there's going to be a lot of stuff for y'all, so it's fantastic. I think tonight I might film a little drunk Q&A. Ooh.

We'll see. And all the Patreon people can ask some questions. We'll give that time so you can join the Patreon and ask questions. Send your questions. But guys. We'll get a little inebriated and then we'll have a good old Q&A. Responsibly, of course. I'll be the question asker.

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Take a guess. Never eat hibachi alone. God, you got it right on the dot. Never eat hibachi alone. It's a recipe for disaster. You're going to get filmed catching liquids from 13 meters out. Oh, my gosh. That guy is Carson Palmer.

I mean, he's straight up just putting it on the dot, just painting corners with his pitches. Unbelievable. Never eat hibachi alone, N-E-H-A, is going to be the code for this week. Confuse the casuals. We love you so much. Again, Patreon, Instagrams, YouTube, Discord, everything you could ever want or need is in the description below us,

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