You Should Know Podcast - PUT YOUR PICKLE AWAY! (FT. HARRY JOWSEY & DOM) -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: September 16, 2024

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Are you ready? Yeah! The You Should Know Podcast. Sorry, that was a dramatic cough. you should know podcast live show will be available on demand for you to watch anywhere in the world on september 28th round of applause oh it doesn't stop there we know we only hit a select few cities this past year when we went on tour, and we got so many DMs saying, Peyton, Cam, come to this city, come to this city. I wish we could have seen this tour.

I know it's going to be the only time that we'll be able to see this show. Well, guess what? We had a little ace up our sleeves the whole time. We recorded my hometown show in austin texas at a sold out emos theater it is literally a movie it is a beautiful and on september 28th it will be available for you to buy and download so you can watch it anytime anywhere you want so you can see the magic of the summer tour september 28th but the announcements don't stop there you're gonna actually be able to watch this in a theater what on september

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Set, motion, motion. Set, hit. Get out there, touchdown boy. You know what I just thought of? People are at 6 a.m. listening to us on their audio device. That was, honest to God, way too loud for our audio listeners or if you have earbuds. And I sincerely apologize. And if that was through your living room where most people watch it, I'm sorry if I woke the kids. I'm not going to lie to you. The amount that you just, I saw the blood from your veins go in your head expanded,

which no one would think is possible. Yeah, large cranium already. You took power out of me. I got lightheaded watching you just now. No, I'm not thinking right. I'm not here. I'm not here. That's fantastic.

My oxygen's gone. I'm just kidding. I'm absolutely here because we're back for another amazing week and episode of the You Should Know Podcast. You should know commercial? should a commercial they're already here but we're here okay so god bless you that was fantastic we're not doing another infomercial okay so so how was your week just kidding i already know why is that we went to la this week and we slept together okay that's actually one of the things i was going to talk about but

later on let me not get to that yet. Let's just slow down a little bit. Roger, Roger. Park the brakes. Park the brakes? Use the brakes. It's one of those. It's one of those today. Hit the brakes.

It's one of those today. Okay. Right. We went to L.A. this week. We did. Love L.A. It was a fantastic time. We shot with Harry, Jowsey, and Dom.

You'll see that later in this episode. As you know, anytime we do guest, we're going to sit here and banter a Dom. You'll see that later in this episode. As you know, anytime we do guest, we're going to sit here and banter a little bit before we give that to y'all. Excuse me, bitch. Okay, let's talk about this L.A. trip we just went on. Wow. Where do we start? There was something in my DNA in Los Angeles, California that wasn't correct.

And I don't know. And honestly, the day we've been back, like we've only been back for 24 hours. The day, this whole 24 hours, I've been literally like web MDing. What is wrong with me? I was about to say, you better say Googling. Oh my, do you want to start or do you want me to just fry your ass i'll just say this and then you can go okay in los angeles this week i don't know what it was i smelled horrible oh my god not just a natural paint and like oh you're a little musty no it i smell like a construction site yeah you smell like the plane that we got I smell like a construction site. Yeah, you smell like the plane that we got.

You smell like aviation metal, bro. I have never. Okay, let's just say this. We get on the plane. We get there to L.A. We do some things throughout our first day there, and we go back to the room. Yes. Before we go out again for dinner, a little bit of just sit down, you and me time.

Good morning to you. Peyton, he goes, bro, you stink and i go oh oh no oh no i don't i showered before the plane and i have not sweated yet i go smell yourself pit check pretty bad but but naturally still human being he takes off his shorts. Let's just say, immediately, the room smelled like tetanus. It was absolutely remarkable how bad your crotch region stunk. Dude, okay, let's just break down that hour of whenever we discovered it was my crotch. I have been puzzled. Bamboozled, run amok. Yeah, keep going. I genuinely am terrified, and my left nipple is sore.

Ow. I could literally, I could pledge to the Bible oath on the stand. And I can honestly say I've never smelt that ever. Dude, okay. I don't know what that was. And help me with this story if I leave holes. I will gladly. So we were sitting in the room, right?

And we're just on our phones. We're trying to figure a couple things out. And this musk was just kind of lingering. Generating. In the air. The room wasn't hot. Normally in your hotel room, if it's too hot in there, you'll get in a room.

It wasn't that. Our room was 65. And it wasn't like it was musty either. It wasn't like a lack of deodorant type of must in the air. It wasn't like... It wasn't from earth. It generally... It smelled like they were building the World Trade Center. Yeah, literally.

It smelled like rusted metal, bro. And that's why I was genuinely concerned for your safety. I thought you got a cut on a pipe or something. No, because we were sitting there, and we wanted to go do this event. We were like, let's go do this thing, but we have to kind of go. If we want to make it, we have to go relatively soon quickly and so but this is the point we're like okay we got to figure what that smell is what's that smell and so i was like i don't want to take a shower i already took a shower today i don't want to take a shower that's shocking so i took my

shorts off the room it was like someone took put on like an led light of ass like it just kind of took over it's like someone had the scent when he took off his shorts it was like someone had the candle version and the spray version someone lit the ass metal candle and then just it it completely filled the room okay like like if it if there was a color to it it literally the whole room be orange yeah like. Like an orange hue. And so my go-to every day, because I don't really do laundry. This is about to spank you. I'm so sorry.

This is about to frighten you. This is my go-to every day when I'm getting ready. My clothes, I have a closet, but my clothes are just everywhere. There's some on the stairs, some on my bed, some on the floor, some in the bathroom. Utter nonsense, by the way. So I'll kind of search around my room and be like oh i like those shorts i like that shirt and if i can wear it my test is i'll pick it up and i'll smell the crotch of my shorts right that's my go-to and normally i know what's an oopsie smell i know that's not going outside today that has to go

through a load of laundry before I wear that again. And it smells like I've been farting in it. That's what it smells like. Let's be completely honest. Just gross male existence. Like just a guy being a bro. Just a couple farts, couple squeezes, a little bit of sweat. And my nose is accustomed to this odor, to this human odor.

Right. So I go, okay, Cam cam let me see if it's my shorts right i take off my shorts illuminates the room of ass i pick it up i flip them inside out which is my go-to and i put my nasal right on the crotch of these shorts, when I say I was utterly shocked by the smell that conquered my being. I literally, like normally I don't react. I'll go, oh, that stinks. I was like, what? Oh, I thought somebody stole my shorts and put them in an assembly line.

You threw them. It was so bad. He literally went, he went, he got rid of them. He threw them across the room. And I was like, ain't no way. Ain't no way. Then this sick, creepy man tries to get me to smell them. And I stood firm, firm on, hey, hey i love you i'll send an army behind

you you can call me in your darkest hour but this isn't even dark this is just pitch black hour i'm not answering this phone i i just i can't yeah i was like cam please smell if you're sure if you are gagging at your own existence like that's like when you smell your own fart yeah it never really hits like it hits others yeah if you were to gag on your own fart you know that that shit's clearing out the room so this is his short okay but it wasn't even like that oh my no it was because i was genuinely like i can't be like that's not right no like i that's i don't smell like that that odor has never came for me. Right there, dude. Right there, dude. Oh, it sure did.

So after some convincing, after about 10 minutes. After, oh, hell no. Don't make me out like a little, oh, no. I'm talking half an hour. We almost missed the event because he wouldn't accept me not smelling it. So long story short, yes, you guessed it. I ended up taking a whiff but i it was against my better judgment but i did it to be a brother in arms and holy shit and i it is honestly payton like honestly

for for five seconds that was the strangest smell i have ever whiffed i have ever wafted to my own orifice that'll probably go down as the worst smell I've ever openly chose to smell in my entire life there's nothing else I can ever think of that I could choose to smell that'll top that

if you were to dig up Sammy and sniff him you would not smell that no you fucking didn't and sniff them, you would not smell that. No, you fucking didn't. RIP Sammy. Let's be crystal clear here. RIP to that cat with the liver problem. Okay.

And I know. Wow. I know we vowed to each other that this would never get released. What are you doing? But I did record. Kim's smelling these shorts. You are not. You're not putting that in there cj you're not putting you are a literal bastard if you were already talking about it no you're about you you you just broke a vow and you said you broke the vow that is unbelievable that is that is that is utterly outrageous cue the video the video. Alright. Take a wee.

Oh, man. It smells like metal, bro. It smells like a rusted pipe. Oh, pee. So now that they see that, y'all know we don't lie on this podcast. We are telling you these stories are true, and I

genuinely can't believe you got a baby yo, you got to bathe. No, you have to shower. I literally said there's no amount of Febreze, Dawn, cleaning detergent that can fix this. You need to bathe your body and wear something else. You know how bad it was? I literally put the body wash from the shower on the webbing of those shorts and was rubbing it with a washcloth. And it wasn't coming out you were making progress but then you flipped to the other side and you

and it was only it was half the job half the job was done he did the other side didn't fix it dude yeah okay that was that was wretched and i don't know what you are a bastard for playing that video oh and obviously i would say we tell the story about the plane. Yes, my breath was horrible on the plane. Yes. Cam knows when I wake up on a plane. Bro, I literally, I swear to God, I smell like Doritos and cheese every time. But you never eat anything with cheese. And I don't know what it is.

It's baffling. Because even, I don't regularly brush my teeth. But whenever I know I have a plane to go on, I have high altitudes. I will experience this day. teeth but whenever i i know i have a plane to go on i have to i have high altitudes i will experience this day i'm brushing my teeth and i brush my teeth like 30 minutes before the flight and i don't know what it is dude you need to you need to go to an orthodontist you need to go not even a dentist yeah i know you need to see them because maybe they can put some metal bracket that like has a diffuser and like every hour on the hour just like like shoot something i don't know but you need help because all he eats on a plane the free little pretzels they hand out

yeah and a diet coke yeah did y'all hear cheese anywhere did you hear cheese or am i am i losing my mind every single time it goes ding prepare to land in los angeles we'll be landing here about 28 minutes okay he hears the ding. He goes like this. Kind of opens his eyes, falls back asleep. Right when we get to about five minutes before hitting the ground, he wakes up. Ugh.

I go, I go, I'm like, oh my God. Oh my God. He's taking over the plane. Oh my God. It is, it's rancid. It's so bad. The You Should Know Podcast.

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So this summer for the tour, right, and obviously September 28th, you'll be able to watch this live show on demand across the world. And then September 27th at the Galaxy Theater's Grand Scape, you can watch it and move there with us, 100 people. Tickets available now, link in the bio. This whole summer tour, we stayed in hotels, right? We did. But I purposefully, because i need my alone time right and live was there and you want to be with your wife yeah we didn't stay in the same room correct

for tour correct so i haven't slept in the same room as cam for a little while like months i'm the best roomie you could have i'm not even saying that watching you sleep bro you don't look like you're healthy like you look dead bro like your eye sockets go in and you're dark around there and you're so white and it's like i'm literally watching a corpse and bro so i remember it was like the first night we slept there and we both we had two different beds and i flipped to, on my side to where I was facing your bed. And I opened my eyes for a little bit. And Cam, it literally, the Grim Reaper was in. I was like, yo!

I almost tapped you, bro. Yo, hey, Cam! I go, what? What? Bro, you didn't even tell me about this. No, I, yeah, bro. What did I look like? Dead.

You looked like. I know I sleep crazy with the limbs, but like. It's your face. It's like you lose all body fat in your face. And it goes. So you're bone, dog. And you're so goddamn white. And your eyes are black, bro.

I think I keep the room too cold, maybe. Because that shouldn't be happening. It's like I'm in like rim seven. I'm not even in like rim seven i'm not even in rim four i'm like dreaming about dreaming about my life like i am deep i genuinely was like like looking at you and i had to watch your stomach move to make sure you're still alive i was like okay and then the last night we stayed in la you tell this story bro because we can't woke upA. You tell the story, bro.

Because we woke up in the middle of the night and looked at each other. All right. So the second night, unintentionally, I fell asleep way earlier than him. I'm talking like hours before him. I was just tired, whatever the case was. So I fell asleep again, like some dumb shit like this. My arm was across my body body but i was leaning back the other way so i wake up like an hour in my arm is literally dead like six eight what time was it it

was bro it had to have been like five a.m i thought you're talking about p.m no no you stayed with someone else no no the first time was like two okay like two o'clock i wake up i look over at p tv still on he's just chilling on his phone. I'm like, all right, bet. I fix my – I literally had to go like drag my arm. So then I fall back asleep. This time I woke up because I was too hot. So I woke up.

I was too hot. And I don't know how that's possible because our room was at 65. I'm too hot and my phone is still in the bed. So I literally wake up. My arm is like cranked again. I don't know what – I need to sleep in a bed. So I literally wake up. My arm is, like, cranked again. I don't know what. I need to sleep in a stray jacket, bro. I need to sleep like a prisoner.

So I wake up. I immediately hit my phone. It said 4.30. So before even rolling over, right, I'm fully assuming he's asleep by now. So my two goals were to lean up and turn the thermostat lower and untuck my feet like the the sheets so i turn around quickly i'm like is he i turn around and he's literally like i shit you know he's like this he's like propped up on the on the headrest on the headboard and he's just

like this so it looks like he fell asleep like seated and i'm like all right he's gonna hurt in the morning he's like this i bet i turn back around i lean up i'm popping the sheets off i'm so not there i'm so tired he looks like roofie he's a dog trying to make his bed i was popping it out i reach over i hit the fan on on instead of auto when i tell you i don't know why i just want to check on him again i turn back around this man at first he was like this he was barely slow breathing fully convinced that he's asleep he's like that i turned back around. This man, at first he was like this. He was slow breathing, fully convinced that he's asleep. He's like that. I turned back around.

He was like just fully like texting, swiping. And I jumped. And then he looked at me and started gasping for air, laughing just like that. It wasn't even audible. He was laughing so hard. You got to think it was 4.30. I woke woke up twice now i am so tired and delirious i turn around he's wide awake and he goes like that he was like it turns i said oh and then he just started losing it and i and then bro we didn't say a word we didn't say a word and i kept doing double takes i said

he was crying laughing so i went and i tried to go to bed i turned around again he was like and i was like and we literally looked like locked eyes and laughed for like three minutes straight without speaking a single word we're creeps bro oh and then the worst part is there was never a conclusion there was never an ending i literally just finally got all the giggles out and went no you farted so loud oh my god yeah i forgot i farted the hell i literally said it and then he kept laughing bro it bro. It was a wicked night. It was a wicked night.

And the TV volume was at like 38. I went to sleep and it was at like 15. So you were sabotaging me. You doubled the damn volume. I literally was like, turn that down, bro. I reached for the remote and I went and turned it down. Dude, that was so damn funny, bro. And then we had to wake up at like 7 a.m.

And I was just like, God, Lee. We had to go record another one. Oh, that was to die for, funny. It was the funniest thing in the world. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Okay. And then the next morning, Peyton was dancing naked to Key Glock.

That video won't get out. We can't have naked videos of me dancing in the hotel room we gotta stay out of la southern california we can't go back we can't bro something in the waters there's something in the water there's something okay there's something there because you stink like crazy when you go to la oh my god okay okay one of the things that happened in la too is in our hotel room there's a in the hotel that we stay at in la there is a lot of mirrors in this hotel yeah like mirrors in the hallway elevator and so yeah there's just mirrors and i don't want to start off a topic like this because the internet, as soon as people clip it,

and then the first thing I say is, I don't understand. People are getting mad because they don't know I'm actually genuinely looking for understanding. But can you explain to me, right? How do they make mirrors, two-way mirrors, and windows? Like, genuinely? I don't. How the f*** does that work? I think the scariest

is a two-way mirror that should not be that shouldn't be possible how am i seeing myself but someone else is seeing me and i can't see them dude that's that's utter nonsense the infrastructure of windows mirrors and two-way mirrors, that is science that was made from God. Oh, 100%. Someone literally was sitting there one day, a long day, he was like, he just got like a perfect little raindrop from our father and just hit him, and he went, double-sided window paint, and like he went and made it because there's no way.

I don't even know how they make a mirror, if I'm being honest. It's just glass, right? Yeah, but there's something on it to where you can see yourself is it plastic there's something i don't know if it's like a film layer that's like maybe it's something relative to the camera world in a thin large version i have no clue okay so i'm glad that you don't know either okay let's google's Google it. Can you Google it real quick? How do they make windows and mirrors different? So how are windows and mirrors made differently? It says windows and mirrors... Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Windows and mirrors differ in several ways. Main thing is materials. Windows are made from a variety of materials, including wood, vinyl, aluminum, fiberglass, wood clad, and composite. Time out. I thought it was just glass.

First off... they're saying mirrors are made like this uh windows they're saying windows are made of wood wood vinyl aluminum fiber i think he's probably talking about the edgings and stuff like that no no that's that's that's a case what the thing around a mirror is a window case yeah a window case it's like a frame a window frame there you go buddy it's not a case there's not a lock code to get into it what the a case a frame you take it with you just like okay if they're trying to tell me that you need wood to make something to see through wood vinyl aluminum fiberglass clad and composite i don't know what that is i don't need okay then how do they make a mirrors however are made by applying a coating to glass such as silver or aluminum that makes

them reflective oh so it's just aluminum over glass with the coating kind of like i said but i don't like that let's talk about what they said about windows right yeah it's just glass how do they make a two-way oh i'm assuming no because you have to be able to see all the way through on one side and not all the way through on the other. But maybe the coating. So look, mirror. Right. With coating, without coating.

Okay? So you're looking through regular glass. They only applied the coating on the one side. God bless you. You know, because most mirrors have like a little frame around it. There's no need for the other side. Yes. So this person, person A is seeing reflection of said self.

God bless you. Okay. Person B is seeing through the back of the mirror because it's still regular glass and then seeing through the other side. So maybe the coating allows it to be reflective to them. But since the coating is on the other side, maybe they can see through it. That doesn't make a lot of sense, but it's a working theory. You know what you just said, what you just said reminded me of?

Huh? I think my first memory was in my mom's womb. I remember kicking Preston out of my mom's vaginal cavity. You absolutely don't. You absolutely do not remember that? I do. No, you don't. Me and Preston were in there at the same time. No, you absolutely don't you absolutely do not remember that i do for this no you know me and preston were in there at the same time no you absolutely weren't i just took longer to cook your brother's three years older than you took me a little longer to bake a little longer it took you way too long if that's the case i came out four years old every day you come out

you're just like wow i'm hungry and be like oh my put him get rid of him hell no what a bad yeah you're like bb and j bb and j i'd be like oh you know i think that's my first i genuinely remember i don't remember anything till i was like six oh shit no no that's not true probably like five no i dead ass remember preston was like i'll see you in a little bit and then i that's my first like i i remember having that as a kid and i woke up in a panic attack. And then I cried and ran to my mom's room, and I said, when's grandma going to die? Because that was my biggest fear.

Peyton, I need you to look at me. Are you okay? No. We need to get something for you. Your biggest memory, running to your mom's room, Preston kicks me out, when's grandma going to die? That's wild. That is absolutely wicked, bro.

And so I slept on my parents' bed that night, and I think my dad was mad because he was like... I remember him not liking me in the morning. He was like, no. He's nudging you and shit. He's like, you ruined my night. Bro, back to the grandparents.

I have a very distinct memory. I went to a church one time when I was like six. Good. I mean, yeah, I went there often, but I remember this time. It was like something happened after the church, like a meeting or something. And everyone's kids just went to the main room. Ceremony room? Yeah. Why did i just go blank the main room the main like yeah where the church is okay

and we're all like playing tag and stuff running through the pews you're gonna laugh at me and it's not supposed to be funny we're all playing tag just sprinting for whatever reason i immediately sat down by myself and started bawling my eyes out crying. And for no reason, everyone comes up to me and goes, why are you crying? What's wrong? And all I said was, my dad's dad is dead. And that's all I said. But the thing is, though, I don't even know why I said it. Was he?

No, I think it was true. But then the thing that really pissed me off is one girl kept saying, what does that mean? I'm like, grandpa. I'm like, what else would it mean? Dad's dad. He's dead. But I don't know what came over me, bro, because I never even really knew my dad's dad, like at all.

So I don't know why the hell I'm in the middle of a tag, and I just went. And I just started crying. I said, what's wrong? What's wrong? I i said my dad's dad has died and out there like what the f**k so we wouldn't have been friends as kids i would have hated that no i would have hated your long hair and your skinny back your stench i'm kidding we could have bonded on the crooked teeth though amen to you i still got crooked teeth no you don't dude okay i speaking of a church memory so i so I went, I didn't really go to church

like often as a kid, but we were like a religious family. We just didn't go to church like that. But when we did, we went to my mom's old church. It's like this old

southern black church, no AC, you're in there for five hours, you're going to miss the Cowboys game. You know, it was one of those. And so you know

those kind of like black churches, like respect and rules, like you don't play around. And so I've always been me, y'all. I was like, I'm going to test the rules. I'm going to test Deacon, see what he says. And so I remember.

I hope. Oh, man. The first thing I remember that made my mom mad is so whenever the black churches sing songs, it's kind of like karaoke, right? They're just kind of swapping people. They're like, Sister Williams is going to come up here and sing a song. But she just rode in the car with me. I didn't know she rehearsed. And so they called this one dude up, and he was having like,

I don't know if he was going through something in life, but something was convicting him to sing this song. And he was singing Never Would Have Made It, which is a fantastic song. I never, never would have made it. Right? And that song, the studio version of the song, it's like three minutes. Dog, brother was singing for 14 minutes.

Yeah, that's... He got through the first couple verses and then just kept saying, never would have made it and slapping the amplifier and sweating. He made it through something. And so I got tired of it. I said, yo, I said, Nita. I said, mom, when's the song over? And she said, stop it. Stop it. And I said, Mom, when's the song over? And she said, Stop it.

Stop it. And I said, All right. And then, like, Sister Johnson in the front pew stood up, and she started shaking. And she said, Yes, Lord Jesus, yes. And I said, Somebody check on her. Is she okay? And then I said, Mom. I said, Mom, what's going on in the front pew with sister

john she goes the spirit is talking to her i said how long they gonna talk i said tell them to call back i've gotta go i said i'm starving i'm so hungry i said mom i'm hungry and then so my mom said my mom's like you don't chew gum in the church you just don't do it but I was so hungry and so irritable like I was just anxious like I was like I need to move I need to stand I gotta do something she said chew this gum but don't you smack this gum my mom gave me a piece of gum but she gave me that super bubbly gum that lasts five seconds, and all you can do after that is just gnaw on it. So I was gnawing on this gum. Never would have made it.

It's still playing, dog. And Sister Williams is passed out over here. I'm like, yo, what's happening? So I'm anxious. I'm going, and I start blowing bubbles. My mom grabbed my thread. She took the gum out my mouth and put it on my forehead and she i told you to smack that gum i'm sitting here and a light blue button up with a tie on

with a hubba bubba on my forehead dog That is stuff that I've kept in- Hungry as hell. You are fascinated by the length of this song. You're good pure hearts checking on Sister Johnson. You're starving still with gum on your forehead and a blue button up. And I don't even remember if this was the intro song or not, or they waited until the end of the ceremony, but there were like any newcomers stand up i was a newcomer i stood up and i got gum on my skull dog mom i love you

oh you've taught me to be respectful of places this helped um you never went back did you no i had to i had to but then i went to my white side church, right? God. Oh, snooze fest, dog. Holy Lord. And I said, where are the drums hitting, dog? I said, where's the electric guitar? Where's the 808?

Hey, Barbara, play that. And then, but the respect, like, you could kind of do what you wanted like them white kids was wilding in there and so i was like okay bet and i seen they had muffins in the back room behind the stage and i was hungry again so i got my ass up and i said is that like the hospitality room and so i went in the behind this the the the church right in this back room i snuck off in there and i ate the whole banana loaf because i was starving oh my god i went back in my in my pew and they said we have an offering that was given to us by the smith family and i was like okay by the adams family and they we're going to bring out banana loaf for everybody.

And they roll this empty banana loaf out. And they're like, there seems to be a problem with the banana loaf. My ass had crumbs on me. You said, now who would do that? I was looking forward to that. Oh. That was a tangent. I'm sorry.

I wasn't expecting to do that. I am absolutely drenched, bro. I'm sorry. The best part about both of those stories is you ain't never told a lie. Oh, my God. Hey. Dude. Oh, man. It's these developmental stories though that like,

I feel like a hundred percent shape at the, at the church I went to growing up was, it was mixed. Like there's plenty of people there, but it was predominantly white. Of course. I mean, it was honestly very,

there was a lot of people, but it was predominantly white and bro, people would walk in with a dozen donut holes, super iced coffee. Yeah. 44 from Sonic. Just sitting there, chilling, everything, highlighters out. I went to Liv's grandma's church.

I went to Momo's church. Oh, my God. They said the little run at the end on the piano or something, they're doing the song. We sat down. He said, well, thank you, God. We got back up. I said, oh thank you God! We got back up. I said, oh no.

I stood right back up. Jesus! Everyone started singing again. There's the main pastor sitting there on a throne at the front of the stage. You got gold on. They said the same thing. They said, any newcomers? My dumb ass.

I'm a sick, sick, skinny white guy that's having a pink polo shirt. I go, I stand up and I literally was looking at faces. They were not nice. People look at me like, aren't they the nicest? Whenever you get to talk to them. The nicest people ever. This one woman kissed me. She's never seen me before. She kissed me right on my cheek.

She said, God bless you. We've known the Johnsons for such a long time. They're the best, bro. Church is great. Go to church. God is the greatest. It such a long time. They're the best, bro. Church is great. Go to church. God is the greatest. It's just funny stories. Good Lord. Yeah.

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Now on to the rest of the episode. But segue off of church stories, but we can still keep it in the youth, right? Okay. Because you've been sliding a little bit outside of the podcast. You've been sliding. You've been sliding. What the hell does that mean?

Regular day life. You've been sliding through. What does that mean? You've been making it easy, right? I don't like when you try to use our lingo. You're very quick-witted. Oh, my God. Our lingo.

Sliding? You've been sliding. What does that mean? You've been sliding, right? You've been getting through life real good, real greasy, okay? What are you saying right now? So, you've been very quick-witted. Your joke's been on point.

Your ego has built a little bit, right? You talk down to me a lot. It's sadder than I've ever been. It's gloomy when I wake up. Oh, no, no. Gloom turns to rainbows. But you've been very quick-witted, so I want to knock you back down a notch, okay? Why would you want that?

We're going to do some good old classic riddles. Okay, you look like Kyle Rittenhouse right now. A little bit. No, don't say that. Do not say that. We're going to do... Do not say that. Do not.

I think he wants to be on the podcast. Are you kidding me? Hey. Hey. No. Never. Let me publicly say that. Never.

No, dog. Never. Okay, but we are going to do some riddles. Yeah. This time with a little twist. I entered in, are you smarter than a fifth grader riddles? Oh, my God. So these are literally dedicated to human beings that are 11 years of age or younger.

So if you don't go at least, if you don't shoot 50% from the field, we got a problem. Okay. All right? Okay, that's fine. Let's get to it field, we got a problem. Okay. All right? Okay. That's fine. Let's get to it. Are you smarter than a fifth grader riddles? Are you smarter than a fifth grader riddles?

First one. Here we go. What can be cracked, made, told, and played? My. No, no. No. No. Wrong answer Funny but wrong answer What can be cracked, tickled, fingered and what? What did you say?

What? What can be cracked, made, told, and played? I'm seeing dots, bro. I'm seeing black dots. I'm not even kidding. What can be cracked, made, told, and played? People. No.

A lie. No, but you were in the right realm on the lie. Okay. What can be cracked? A code. Close, but no. A the right realm on the lie. Okay, what could be cracked? A code. Close, but no. A puzzle. No.

A puzzle. A code. You're so happy giving me wrong answers. It's unbelievable. What could be cracked, tickled, and turned over? Cracked, made, told, and played. Cracked, told, made, and played. Yes. Cracked, told, made, and played. Told and played. Crack, told, made, and played. Yes.

Crack, told, made, and played. Made and played. Cracked and made and played. Here, I'm going to give you a real big clue. Here we go. You can crack a. Egg. You can make a.

Egg. You can play a. Egg. And you can tell a. Egg. Yoke. A joke. Joke.

Oh, a joke. You can crack a joke, tell a joke, make a joke, oh a joke you can crack a joke tell a joke make a joke play a joke okay my first answer is wrong as shit okay here we go okay here we go i have cities but no houses forests yet no trees and rivers but no water what am i what i have cities no houses a forest yet no trees i have rivers yet no water what am i bullshit liar uh think about it a farm there's no water on farms that's what what I'm asking. The livestock just go off oxygen. Oh, a desert. It's a city, a desert. No houses in a desert. So you're wrong right there first. Congrats.

What? A city. Yeah. Cities have everything. Houses, humans, jobs. What's the job out there in the desert? The sand-dusting guy? He just gets a big-ass leaf blower with a generator, blows it one way.

Well, no, but yours doesn't make sense too much either. Well, 11-year-olds get it. City, yet no houses. Forest, but no trees. River, no water. What am I? Hell? Hell?

No. No. Last guess. River, no water, what am I? Hell? No, no Last guess Don't dip your head Stand up straight like a man and say it Ready, one, two, three Heaven No, one, two, three Fallout

No, one, two, three Help No Do you want the answer? Yes A map Cities but no houses Forest yet no trees Rivers? Yes. A map. Cities, but no houses. Oh, shit.

Forest, yet no trees. Rivers, no water. A map. It's a map. Okay, you're 0 for 2. Dora's map was always a little predatory to me. What? Because I always put that out there.

I'm not going to lie. Rewatching the show is a bit strange. It is weird. It's very strange. Swiper is like the R. Kelly of that show. Yeah, he needs me in jail. Swiper the fox. What comes Kelly of that show. Yeah, he needs me in jail. Swiper the Fox. What comes once in a minute?

Me. It's gotta get better. What comes once in a minute? Twice in a moment. What? Ow, ow! Your 4x4 is in the fridge. I'm done. Sorry, I'm done.

Hey, I swear to God, I'm already done. Hey, you can take my car if you need to. You good? Hey, that cheesecake's a little hot, but you can get it. Oh, shit. What comes once in a minute? Stop it. Twice in a moment.

Quit. But never once in a thousand years oh a millennium it's something that is a thousand years yeah what comes once in a minute twice in a moment but never in a thousand years comes once in a minute twice in a moment twice in a moment. And then what? But never in a thousand years. Think about it. Comes once in a minute. 60 seconds. Okay.

Twice in a moment. What's a moment? You got any parameters? Your moment could be different from my moment. No. Once in a minute. I'll give you hints, not times. Is it a physical object?

No. A thought? You're not going to have a single thought for a millennia. A thousand years without one thing. I don't know what a millennia is. A thousand years. Oh, okay. Once in a minute.

Twice in a moment. But never in a thousand years. I'm still thinking me. No. No. No. I don't know what is it the letter m once in a minute i don't a twice in a moment a let me make this clear if you're 11 year old honest to tell buddy to touch some grass how about that girlfriend yeah you're acting like i'm the idiot here yeah that's a bit that's a bit can we do a couple more and just help me let's do a couple more we'll go through them here we go make sure i can get them uh i can't promise that i can't

promise that uh i have keys but open no locks i have space but no room. You can enter, but not go outside. What am I? I have keys, but open no locks. I have space, but no room. You can enter, but not go outside. What am I? You can enter, but not go outside? Dude.

Who are these 11-year-olds? Yeah, bro. these aren't like i can't like i was seeing a warehouse i was seeing like saloon doors dude or first thought was a janitor like dude my brain hurts brother like this is not good for me you know my confidence has been low the answer is a keyboard i can enter a keyboard but i can't go outside yeah what the does that mean dude no you're pissing me off no no no i have keys yeah but open no locks yeah i have space that's not true either that's not true keys can't open locks on keyboard if your computer's locked you need the keys on the keyboard to unlock the computer

you and your dumb ass 11 year old kids okay sorry one or two more here we go there you go well i'll get you a realistic yeah please i mean this is all these literally say fifth graders yeah fifth grade from harvard uh what has one eye but can't see fetty wop yeah baby 1738 i'm like hey what's up hello he's got arrested i think he was touching himself on a plane sorry shouldn't do that one eye but can't see come Come on. Ready? Three, two, one. People. No. One, two, three. Slow down. One eye. Close, but not really.

Honestly, no. I just lied to you. Not close at all. One eye. One eye. They can't see, though. A hurricane. No.

That was a great answer. Great answer. Honestly, to hell with these 11-year-olds. But maybe the hurricane can see. It always hits land for the most part. The answer is a needle. A needle has an eye? A needle. The eye of the needle. It always hits land for most part. The answer is a needle. A needle has an eye? A needle. The eye of the needle.

It's a sharp point that gets... I don't like these. Do one more and then we're getting off this. I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I? Benjamin Button. I knew you were... No? I absolutely knew you were going to say that.

I was like, I pray to God he doesn't. Or it could be my grandpa. He started looking like a question mark at his older age. Stop. Sorry. Stop it. You do get a little hunched. Stop it. Sorry.

Tall when I'm young, short when I'm old, what am I? It's not Benjamin Button. It's not Benjamin Button. It's not even an urban being. Tall when I'm young, short when I'm old, what am I? It's not Benjamin Button. It's not Benjamin Button. It's not even an urban being. Tall when I'm young, short when I'm old. Tall when I'm young, short when I'm old. A pencil. Another fantastic answer, yet no.

Answer's no. That was wrong. What is it? Take one more guess. Think about something that starts here. I'll give you a big clue. Starts here. You use it.

As you use it as you use it it goes here tall when i'm tall when i'm young and is living no oh your last thing was a pencil not living what there's wood not living what is living yes a. Once they cut the tree off from its roots, dead. A water bottle. You said it goes down. A candle. Hmm. That was stupid.

Hey, honestly, I'll give you props because you gave good answers. Thank you, sir. You tried your hardest. The first two were abysmal, but after that, you hit your second when you tried hard. Okay. So I do appreciate it. Are we going to do one more thing, or are we going to have Harry and Dom join the pod? We're already kind of deep into this.

Let's let Harry and Dom join the pod. So let's preface this before Harry and Dom are about to join the podcast. Harry and Dom are from Reality TV on Netflix. You've seen Harry on 2 Out to Handle. You've seen Dom on Perfect Match as well as Harry. Harry's been on a lot of TV shows.

They're honestly great dudes. They're all fantastic. They're our friends. What you're about to watch is just four friends hanging out in a room together. There's not a lot of structure, which I know a lot of y'all like. If you are new to them, sit there, enjoy it. Just act like you're a person sitting in this room with us. We had a lot of fun making this.

We were laughing. Like the first 10 minutes, it was just laughing. It was absolutely hilarious. And both of them were a pleasure to be around. They're fantastic people. So hopefully y'all enjoy. Enjoy this, and we love you. The You Should Know Podcast.

Hey, everybody. Welcome to the You you should know podcast round of applause please everybody here come on let's do it let's do it best barks let's go here we go bro listen oh that was a good one that was like a nice like a cute australian bark let me hear it let me hear like hear like a grizzly one though. Oh. He said, oh. Oh, seal? You guys with seal? Kiss from a rose? Oh, seal with the.

Yeah. Oh, man. Okay. Let's put this out there real quick. This episode is going to be all over the place. No structure. We're here. We got Dom here, first of all. We got Dom.

Thank you. I didn't want them. Thank you. We just showed up. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even know I was going to be here. Dom was like, yo, want to pull up?

Like, yeah. I was like, we need to see the boys. Like, you want to come? And he's like, yeah. And then I was like, no, you guys. Yeah. We got Harry here as well. We got Harry. And we got Cam. I see the boys like you want to come and he's like, yeah, we got Harry here as well. And we got, we got camp. We've been, we've been talking for the past 10 minutes. It's, it's been crazy. A lot of it has been recorded. It will not touch the internet.

Simply. You just won't be able to see it. I'm sorry about that. Let's explain how we all met for the people that don't know in the most rational PG way we can without saying too much. Let's do it. Let's do it. Start it, P. Why me?

Start it. They started it. You were starting it. Ask them. Oh, oh. Then y'all start. Y'all start. We don't do guests ever.

We don't know how to go about this. Are we allowed to say Betrayed? Yeah. We're Betrayed too. Yeah. It's like everything's rolling back. That was a crazy weekend. It was kind of like the Spider-Man meme though.

What? Like the Spider-Man meme. Oh, yeah. We were like, whoa, it's like alternate's rolling back. That was a crazy weekend. It was kind of like the Spider-Man meme, though. What? Like the Spider-Man meme. Like we were like, whoa, it's like alternate us. Dude. Did y'all know? This might be an ego question. It will come off as one. Did y'all know who we were before we touched down?

You can say no. He's not. Yeah. I knew who you guys were. Okay. Yeah, I've seen you guys' TikToks. Hey, appreciate it. Don't get all beat.

I knew. And I was like i was like yo those guys are funny as shit and i didn't want you guys to know that i knew who you were so i was like oh my name's what's your name cam well i didn't know i didn't know i was i think it takes because i'm better friends but then he dumb told me anyway and then he showed me the podcast i was like oh shit yeah no it's honestly wild our podcast makes no sense. Why is it successful? No clue, but I feel like this is a good boy You ever have to wake it up like that, though? What? You know what I mean? Like, in what sense?

Oh, you know, start your engine. Oh, you know the situation. I see. I was going to say, what? I was going to say, you know what I mean? Don't be doing that. Wait a minute. What have we been doing?

Don't say, please. Yeah, please. Please enlighten me as to what the f*** we've been doing. He's, please. Yeah, please. Enlighten me. That's the what the f*** we've been doing. He's like, because I don't even know. Because I don't know where the f*** you're about to surprise me to. I'm crying. I'm crying.

Nah, like Dom will... What will I do? What am I doing? Oh my God, let the people know. What the f*** I'm doing. Shut up. Just let me get it out. What am I doing? Now I've been like in solidarity double gonna date and I'll pop a Blue to it. I'm like yeah, we go see this girl. He just tosses people Are you here's like blowing Yeah, he's already like, where are you going? I thought you were just playing the game. Yeah, he's like, oh, I'm just going to watch Guardians of the Galaxy 3.

I'm like, what the fuck? Oh, my God. That's sick behavior. So you don't indulge in the blue chew activity? No, I just see how long it takes for me to get hot. So you just accept it when it happens? But there was one time in particular, I'm like, I'm going to go see this girl.

I'm just waiting for this text. So I pop blue chew. You know, boys ritual. Pass one, two. Right? Now we're past this point. I go see the girl. Oh, she bailed.

So we're just... We're just sitting there watching movies. We just mixed some popcorn and put on Kingsman. We're just sitting there watching movies. We just mixed some popcorn and put on Kingsman. We're just watching Kingsman. And we're like, yo, this is lit. Should we run number two? No, no, no. Let's just go popcorn.

We're just watching Kingsman. Go ahead and put the sequel out, too. Let's keep going. We're like, what is the third one? Who directed this? Matthew Vaughn? Should we run Kick-Ass? As much as I like you guys, I never want to hang out with you at night I've never tried butcher. No, I haven't. They should. But. I'm trying to maneuver out of this one.

But it's kind of on the same thing. Y'all are very close, right? Wicked. Wicked. Because we're very close as well. But he's more like hesitant when I try to do very close things with him. And I ask. Such action. What are you looking at? He looked back. more like hesitant when I try to do very close things with him I asked him we only had like three guests on the podcast so it's a ritual now with every guest we'll ask this it's perfect because this first

time we have two best friends together right yeah that's my dog the blue juice five more minutes but i asked him this and he hurts my feelings with his answer. I say, if I got in a bad accident, right? I'm leaving. Excuse me. There we go. I lose both my hands.

Yeah. I can't use it. I got to wash myself, right? I got to bathe. You know what I mean? What conversations do you guys have? I'd rather do the Blue Street D. You know what I'm saying? And you got to wipe. You know what I mean? What conversations do you guys have? I'd rather do the Blue Street D.

You know what I'm saying? And you gotta wipe. You know what I mean? You go take a poo. I see where this is going. Yeah. Ask him, as my best friend,

as my brother, sometimes lover, would you wipe me? And what's your answer? I said, first off, I said, of course I would.

I just feel like someone else falls in line before me there's a nurse that's what i said i said there's a your mom it's me maybe mom maybe maybe there's a significant other at that at that time of the accident but if i had to say no no if i had to the answer is yes i just said i feel like i'm like like third box. But I feel like, look, you lost your hand. Just get the stump in there. Oh, my God. Honestly, just wrap it like a washcloth.

Why would I wrap it if I don't have hands? Oh, he doesn't have another hand, though. How would he wrap it? Use your feet. You have to put it on like a thing. Get a rubber band. Okay, but I'm saying, say there's no one else, and I'm only comfortable with him.

Like, I would let him do that, comfortable with him like i would let him do that even with hands i would let him do that to me there's been cold winter nights you know what where you know get a little killer but would y'all do that for each other it would depend on the situation like how did you lose your limbs okay i'm gonna paint it here we go harry's coming back hey you ready for dinner whatever y'all about to go out boom car wreck hands gone Already public and now he's like I gotta take a shit. I gotta bathe Dom. You're right here. You're my best friend What are we doing? And you're coming to dinner like with me? Yeah, like y'all just hanging out dinner anything. He's got blood on him He's got some poop

He has zero out of ten fingers. What are you doing? What are you doing? Who's at fault? Did he run the red light? Yeah, did he run the red light? Did someone else run it? Let's say no, completely innocent. Wasn't on his phone, he was just cruising, cruising. Yeah, I'd help you out bro.

Nice. I've picked your nose before type shit. Good man. Yeah, you did. Yeah. He said, oh, you did. All right, now reverse it. No. He said, no. I've picked your nose before Now say you got a bathe right It's not a one night thing. He's not gonna put a wig on.

He's like, he's like, open up blue. Yeah. So so it's gotta be it's not just a one time thing. This is gonna be the rest of his life. All right, brother. I said I'd wipe his ass. He said, what more do you want? He said, what more do you want?

What more do you want? I'll wipe the shit out of his ass. I'll bathe it in the lotion. What else do you want from me, brother? Let's say the lawsuit takes two months. What lawsuit? For him to get the money to get the nurse to get his prosthetics two months. He's gonna be with some nubs No fingers no hands. Can you hold it down?

If I'm one ass wipe deep with you were baiting shit like sorry? I don't know like he's like yeah like if we had some Popeyes or some shit and you were just like on the toilet I'd be like you're gonna have to wait for that yeah you're gonna have to wait you're gonna have to crawl everywhere

yeah we're gonna have to let that one crust up yeah what about like a curry or something yeah y'all are better than me I would do it with vigor

like I would appreciate be careful appreciate what? with vigor that was awfully close what the it with vigor. Like, I would appreciate. Be careful now. Appreciate what? With vigor. That was awfully close. Can I call you a vigor? Yeah, I got to say that.

What? No, we shouldn't. No, we shouldn't. No, we absolutely shouldn't. You'll just have to enunciate a little harder on that V. Yeah, I was like, what? Is that what it'd be? Would you be a vigor? Like, I'd be proud of it.

Like, I would look him in the eyes. I would make sure. Oh, you're getting, like, hype. Oh, my God. Like, you're wiping You're getting hype. Oh, my God. You're wiping from front to back. Oh, my God. From front to back. Yeah, like Cam's like, yo, I just took a shit.

And you're doing like. And you're running. I'm running. You're putting the chalk up in the air. Great bingos. Turning on LEDs, everything. I'm making a nice vibe. Yeah, you put it on a shooting scene.

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Weird, another weird transition. But I have a question. I feel like all three of you, I just, I have an inkling that you're each going to have a story maybe. Have you ever been, have you ever felt you've been too dirty for sex? Yeah. Yeah. His face was like mentally or like physically no like a physically like a like a musk maybe

you're at coachella for nine hours and then yeah oh yeah yeah but do you think that's a thing though my favorite place you think you think being too dirty for sex? Well, yeah, I came back and pissed the bed one night. Wait. Oh. It could chill. You pissed the bed and then had sex in it. Well, no, not that one. Oh.

Wait. No, actually, whatever. Hold on. It'll be some dirty nights. Yeah. Okay. No, 100%. Like, I'll tell a story. I'm completely honest on this podcast, and CJ, cut it out if I say too much. But I was in Vegas.

I think that's the first time I saw you. What was I doing? You were drunk. You were by yourself. You were by yourself. You were walking to a section. We were at Resort World, like on the pool. And there was like a concert happening out there.

And so I was just out there. I was trashed well you were you could tell you're having a good night I was just like hello Harold and it was like that and then you're like hello and you kept going yeah no next time that happens just grab me it's like 2019 this is a long time ago or something like that. Oh, shit. It was a while ago. But I was there having a good time. It's Vegas. And I was in denim jeans. It was like 109 outside, right? Oh, no.

Goddamn. A crocodile could have lived in my underpants how swampy it was in there. You know what I mean? It was like a Louisiana bayou right in the area. Okay. And there was this lovely woman. Oh, what? Oh, what? You Okay. And there was this lovely woman. Oh, what? Oh, what?

You say that. There was this lovely woman. The vibes were right. And we were together that whole night, like two hours in this outdoor club. One thing led to another. And she was like, can I come back to your room? And I said, good morning to you. Of course you can.

You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? And. Oh. room and i said good morning to you of course you can't you know what i mean and and you get up to the room you de-clothed and then that that scent of your your own you get that must and you realize you have to address. You're not the most cleanly person in the world. See, I always just shower before any of it. You didn't do that?

I'm too vulnerable in the shower. I'm like, yo, text your friend. What do you mean vulnerable? What do you mean? Like she's going to attack you? I don't. You're asking yourself? He's going to come in with dirt heads? Like it's gonna attack you. Yeah, I don't

I just don't like doing regular like day-to-day things in front of strangers Like I don't like brushing my teeth in front of like people. I don't know Yeah, I don't know I don't know cam told me today. He's only seen me brush my teeth five times I think I think I've known him for more years than I've seen him brush his teeth. What? Which is unbelievable. Wait, have you seen me brush my teeth? I guess brushing is kind of intimate. No, I haven't seen you brush your teeth.

Don't say that. That is very intimate. Wait, wait, wait. I have never seen you brush your teeth. I've never seen you brush your teeth. Yeah, you've never seen. Holy shit. Exactly.

It's not just us. Thank you. But also, when are we ever going to be in the situation where we're both like, I think I bought a tooth. Oh, yeah. You're going to brush your teeth again. You're like, watch out. I got to spit real quick.

It's vulnerable. Like, I gag every time I brush my teeth. You know what I mean? What? How deep is your toothbrush going? Oh, it's back there. I'm playing punching bag with my uvula. I'm hitting it.

You know what I mean? Don't do that again. I got to blue tooth, brother. I got to blue mean? Don't do that again. I gotta believe you. Don't do that. So what happened? Why didn't you, so you didn't shower because you were too vulnerable. Too vulnerable. And then she was like, I stink too. And I was like, I love you. And then we

just had stinky sex. Oh my god. That room smelled like a boxing training camp. You know what I mean? Like it was like leather and ass i always i always gotta shout i'm like i know i'm a mess and i'm you know i'm worried about my brand i don't ever but yo harry's balls stank he had that stank like i don't want that i don't like that at all.

Like, it's already bad enough. So I'm like, one thing I want people to know is like, this is clean. It smells nice. I talk about myself enough on here. People know if there's a woman that has seen the podcast before, she knows it's not going to be the most cleanly experience. You should change that. I'm literally like, you are.

Stop trying to change your narrative. You are the author of your own story. You act like you're living by someone else's rules. Like, change it. But it's me. Fix it. It's me. We're in a situation. You get your brand deals.

We get so many, like, hygiene things. And I use them. But just my natural being is just dirty. You know, Koreans don't have to be like that. Come here. Let me smell you real quick. Oh, take a weave. Just you know, grades that have come here. Let me smell you. Oh, we've not there's a I was watching. Wait, what? Oh, that's good, brother.

It's all right. Yeah. And now if I were to take off my pantaloons right now, get them off. I don't got no draws on. Let's put that out. I don't got draws on it. You don't know what that is. He said, you're way of translation.

You mean to say, you're a good guy. You're a good guy. You're a good guy drawers on today. Underwear. You don't know what that is? I don't know. He said drawer? He said drawer. Why is that drawer? You're wearing, you mean to tell me you're wearing

leather Subi cargos without underwear. Oh, yeah. You're going to be chafing like a, Yeah, that was kind of crazy. That was crazy. Oh, I just saw it.

I spoke what I saw, but leather with no underwear. It's more comfortable and these are really freeing right here in the crotch region. Why would you contain what God gave you? Bro. Okay. It's got to say I'm in love. Socrates over here.

Oh, shit. Why would you contain what God gave you? I will say, I'm not dirty, but I have a high metabolism, so I do get sweaty during sex. I sweat a lot. He does sweat. He's really drippy. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

No, you never, like... Fix his bandana. No, yeah, no. Like, this bandana will be wet by the end of this podcast. But, like, you ever, like, you ever been, like, doing it, and then you, like, you start sweating, and then the sweat gets in your eye, and you're kind of, like, kind of stings a little bit? I don't usually last long enough to start sweating.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, some of us don't have that luxury. Yeah, brother's flexing over here. Hey, good job, dog. Yeah, you can us don't have that luxury. Yeah, brother's flexing over here. Yeah, good job, dog. Yeah, you can sweat in 30 seconds, it's crazy. I'm like, you wanna bowl a honey bunch of oats? So what are you, so I'm going back to the kitchen. Honey packing oats, if you know what I'm talking about.

Good morning to you, but that kinda leads me into another thing, right? I'm actually very nervous about this, right? Okay. Here we go. Speaking of courting a woman. There we go. Speaking of, you know, courting a woman. There we go. You know, we've all courted women. You ever met a girl through FaceTime, right?

Y'all have never actually met in person. Maybe y'all met on Instagram and then you got the number and you've just been FaceTiming for a while. But it's time for y'all to have like a real-life interaction. You maybe fly her to where you live or you go to a tropical resort and you're in a hotel room together, right? My problem with that is I don't know the pooping situation of this. Okay. Tell me how. Okay.

Because I was not recently. He goes, funny you say this. No, no, no. Because why did you just laugh like that? No, okay. Pooping situation. Because I was thinking about talking about this because i you know very close quarters with this girl and i was dude i gotta shit yeah like i gotta let that shit go

because i know girls will usually go to the lobby yeah and like get out of the like hold on to it for dear life but i'm like running the shower right yeah and then i'm playing a song on my phone like yeah i'll just get ready as soon as that shit touches the water i'm flushing so there's no smell okay there's no smell at all but if you're afraid of the little blops yeah i personally i don't think that's how gas works no but if your shit is okay you poo and you're just sitting there it's gonna stick up the whole place if you flush it right away it's out of there put a little bit of you know body wash in there body wash oh but i would like to lay down body wash is a good maneuver but i'll lay down like toilet paper so it doesn't like make a sound wow it's like a co-op mission yeah you're like a like a spy yeah it's a shit spy the music the shower he's putting the shit he's got

body wash yeah i'm getting crazy i've had a horrible experience like the first apartment my life is horrible no i so there's this girl and i really like her she was like my first instagram I moved there, my life is horrible. Jesus. I didn't know what was going on. So there's this girl, and I really liked her. She was like my first Instagram model. Because this was when the podcast was first kind of doing well. But I still had a not doing well. How many followers?

You know. What bracket were you working in? You know what I mean? I was paying a little more in taxes that year. But my apartment at the time was still the apartment from before the success happened. it was like a one bedroom and everything it was actually a studio it was a studio so the bathroom the kitchen my bed is all right there i had to shit bad and this girl was so beautiful right and she was asleep and i was holding it for a long time and so i woke up and i was like hey either i shit or I go to the hospital.

And I'm looking at her sleep and I'm like, okay, I could sneak to the bathroom real quick and let one go. I go to the bathroom. I'm pooping. I didn't do the flush situation. I was just kind of sitting in it. And I was on my phone. So it was kind of marinating in there. Like, you know what I mean?

I was cooking that poop. And I finish. I get up and I'm trying to sneak back in the bed. I look in my bed. She's gone. She's not in the bed anymore. She went outside of my apartment. And so I'm like, hey, are you okay?

And she goes, I physically could not be in your apartment anymore because of that smell. That's crazy. That's insane. And now I'll hold it for a week if I'm staying with a girl. Like, that is a traumatizing experience. Yeah, that's a digestive issue, brother. You need super enzymes and shit. Will someone else be vulnerable then?

Okay, would we classify her? Is that shallow? Or is that a bit much? She's shit shaming. Yeah, she's a shit shamer. I don't think that's acceptable. I was actually seeing this ig model as well and we're having a little we're all just most recently all right etiquette she had really good etiquettes we finished a podcast that we did together

and then we had a bunch of mushrooms and for some reason they would make me so gassy right and she's having like a little party at her house whatever else i'm like trying to find the bathroom because i was like there's no way she's the hottest girl ever i don't want to like let one rip or like sneeze and it just comes out in front of her because you know sometimes you walk a little bit funny and it yeah just a little slip yeah a little slip and anyway so i'm like finding the toilet i found this one downstairs i'm just about to walk into it and i just let go like the most horrendous fart ever like it stunk so bad and i opened the door and she's in there hiding with her friend from the other people at

the party she's like come in and i just remember seeing their faces as the wall of shit just wafted towards them. And they were just like, what is going on? And I was just like, I didn't say anything. But she took it like a chair. She was sitting there like, literally choking. But didn't say a word. And it was in front of her best friend as well. And I was like, because, you know, if you can smell it, you know it's bad.

Oh, yeah. So I was like, this is probably like staining the walls oh my god it's like harry's walking there's like shit demons behind him like the there's like an actual cloud of gas we had a moment like that where it made me feel really insecure it was like a couple weeks ago we're so shy it was like in the morning you would like run out with paper towels you're like where's bruce's shit you're like where's bruce's shit because you thought bruce shit on the ground it smells like shit where did bruce shit happen to the podcast

no it was like in the morning before he went to the gym. You were like, where's Bruce's shit? And I was like, Bruce didn't shit. It was like I took a shit. Like, my shit was so bad. I thought it was my dog. And you thought the dog took a shit. That's f***ing bad. I remember you were like, where's the shit? Like you were freaking out, you were like

Where's the shit Like you were freaking out You were like Where's the shit Bruce you shit the fuck And I'm just like You start yelling at the dog Bruce is like

What the fuck And I'm just like If a stench is so bad You are You're mistaken What species it came from Yeah Tom you had

You had Yeah that was That was bad brother Yeah I will say When it comes to girls I like I've you ever like I don't know if you guys are like this. I'm pretty sure all guys like this So you like when the girl gets comfortable? Yeah, sure. Love it starts farting around you love it. No, give me a whiff

That's what I'm like, I'm like they far like I pulled the covers away You know the game of improv Well, I didn't go that far. All right, brother. I'm not a hot box. I'm not saying, come on. Come on. You know the game of improv, brother. Yes, Ed. What are you doing? No. I had to go and fart on my nuts during sex, and I was like, that was weird. Wait, what?

I didn't tell you this? What did you eat? She's far away. Like, jury. Like, she's. I'm, like, on top missionary, and I'm like, you know, you push the belly down a little bit. Oh, my nuts. Oh, okay. And I was like, know you push the belly down a little bit oh my nuts oh

okay and I was like did you queep you guys no and I'm like yeah because I felt wind on my balls but then she got a little bit embarrassed I was like no that's funny oh he goes watch this he hikes his leg and she's what if oh my god what if he was like on her side you're like no it's fine don't worry but then as his leg. And she's, what if, oh my God. What if he was like on her side? And you were like, no, it's fine. Don't worry. But then as soon as you fart, she was like, you sick. What if she switched the narrative?

Apparently she was letting a bunch go after that. She's like, yeah, fart all the time. You never know. I'm like, what? Look at this shit on your pillow. What do I ever heard? When is it appropriate to first like fart in front of a girl? First date?

Yeah, immediately. Just let it rip. That's confidence I can never attain. I can't have that. Okay, you just let it hang. You just be you. This is going to sound really douchey, but I'm always, like, whenever I fart in public, I was like, no one's going to blame the tall, hot, nonchalant guy.

That's crazy. That's crazy. If I'm at an airport or whatever else, I'll just let it go. But if I'm on a date, I'm like, what the fuck? No one's gonna blame me.

I'm chilling. That's 6'5". That's a psycho. He's like, oh, it can't be that. He's like, it can't be that, model.

It's that little... I'm like, look at that kid. Here he is, crop dusting the whole terminal. Anyway, no one agrees? Okay.

I like the mindset. I like the mindset. If a hot chick's in a crowd and she farts, you see an older lady, I'm going to be like, oh, it's Gladys. It's got to be. No way is that going to be an auto. Wait, so, okay, you're the only one,

all three of us said first date. Just be you. You're the only one that said no. Why? You're the, what? You're the auto. Okay, but that's how I am. i am like i'm just naturally nasty so i think i'm trying to overcompensate for like hiding it you know what i mean you should shit your pants yeah yeah overcompensate like you want to see me this is like you just start from the rock bottom yeah

and then it can what she experiences from you can only get better i've thrown up on a first date like in my mouth. You're kidding. Did she know that you did? Yeah. It was right here. We were just in front of each other. Mother, have you had a normal experience? Do you have just a classic date?

Yeah. Just went and got some pasta. You went out for a coffee. You had a great time. No, but I just have raging anxiety. And so I get like acidicness in my throat. And then like she made me laugh. Acidicness in your throat?

Komodo dragon. And so I was laughing and it came up. And you know, you can feel it like a little knot right here. Yeah. So I felt it and I just. And a little bit came to this part of the lip and licked it up, swallowed. What did she say? You were just like.

She asked me if I was okay. Was she about to kiss you? What happened? No, we were talking. You got acid reflux? It's just the middle of a conversation. She's like, so what does your mom do? He's like...

He's holding back the vomit. Yeah. What happened with your mom? No, we didn't have a second date, but it was a good first one. As long as it lasted. You vomited. Yeah. But y'all said to be

yourself yeah okay okay question for the question for the the bachelors of the group here we go at what date do you think that maybe some thoughts start creeping in oh this could be you know this could be a long-term thing to where it's kind of like it's up to you like the ball is kind of in your part after the first text at the the first text? The first text? Eye contact. Oh, my God. We're gold medalists, love. Yeah. Like, literally, I'll meet a girl.

Like, this is the one pitching my whole life. I'm telling my team. I'm telling everyone. Like, this is the girl of my dreams. We are LeBron James and Steph Curry of Love Bombing. Oh, my God. So bad. I'll own that title. Now, let's go to anxiety over here.

Yeah. I'll feel it, but I won't say it. You got to say it first. Okay, so I guess more. When did you figure it out? Well, shit, dude. She kind of like, she kind of like just, when I went to the other school, she just came with me.

And I was like, fuck, this is either going to be really good or really bad. And it was really good. And I was like, it's been three years. I was like, it's been bad enough yet. So, okay, but more of, if you're being- God, I want what you have so bad. Boy. Yeah.

Yeah, damn. I really want someone to love me for me. So I guess even more, he's like, I want it so, he's like, no Cam, you're not hearing me. He's like, I want it back. Cam, you're not hearing me. Bro, hey, hey.

You know how lucky you are. It's on the horizon, it's on the horizon, it's right there. So more, Terry's like, I don't have- It's really more. Terry's like, I don't have it. Terry's got more on the run right now. I've hard launched four girls in the past week, brother. There's a point, brother.

Bro, the tell me lie situation was crazy. This was the craziest shit. Can I say the story? Yeah, I feel like they already know this one. Okay. So, bro, this was the craziest situation. Dom started seeing this girl, right? And she really wanted this

like plush toy and it's sold out everywhere so this mother orders it it gets delivered to my building they don't have it like they can't find it and he starts pacing bro i went on one date with this went on one day with her it came back he's like love my life everything yeah he's just pacing in the kitchen so stressed and i was like bro it's all good like we'll find. Like, we'll find it. He's like, no, you don't get it. Like, these are sold out. Like, and I told her that I got her this gift. And now she's going to think I'm a liar. And he's like, so stressed.

So I'm texting her. I was like, yo, you guys have to find this shit. My dog's tweaking. He's on the balcony. I've never seen him like this. Like, this is crazy. Anyway, long story short, we find it. We drop it off to her.

He wrote a handwritten letter in f***ing Spanish for this girl. I don't speak Spanish. He doesn't speak Spanish. It's a Google translate to mother f***er. So bro, and also mind you, he had hard launched another girl a week prior to this other girl. Yeah, the Dodgers game. Then launched this girl after the first date or on the first date.

So then where the- She hard launched it to be fair. Whatever. it still got launched so we're the tell me lies premiere and we're sitting there like Dom's had a few tequilas he's feeling sexy everything's going well then what the girl is on live and he joins alive and he's like I miss you blah blah blah all the comments are going crazy brother i swear to god this i lose him for 20 minutes and he comes back he's like bro i just met this girl should i post this on my story of them in a photo booth her on her lap like kissing and shit he's like look at her she's perfect and i was like brother and i was the first time whoever the the first time i ever checked off.

I was like, brother, just give it 24 hours. For fuck's sake. I was like, you're worse than me. I was like, are you serious? She's beautiful. She's amazing. But just give it to me on Monday. For fuck's sake.

Me. It was the first time I ever just sat it down. He's like, we're going to go back to work. But he's like, brother, look at the photos. I was like, they're great, but just post the single ones. For f*** sake. Okay. He's like, okay.

Yeah, what's your opinion? In my defense, right? And I need all the guys with me on this. In my defense, I will say, I'll take full accountability. I'm looking at the camera. I'll take full accountability. Love bomber, extraordinaire. Yeah, I'll take that.

Yeah. Right? But my thing is, if I'm love bombing you and you don't love bomb me back, I will love bomb another person. I will. I will carry on my nuclear love bomb strike on someone else. I will.

Yeah. I see you with the, with the hesitant. I'm almost, I don't even have stake in this conversation because I can't currently, but I kind of see what he's, I feel but do you actually mean it like do you feel like maybe in the moment do you feel like you mean it yeah no let me tell you I've I drank let me I drank half a bottle this is a really weird thing I drank half a bottle of hot sauce for this girl

this Spanish girl right brought her a massive like Evie doll yeah i then i i she was like oh i just need this one more doll so i got her that doll and then she like and then it was like she just wasn't responding to texas yeah she was being dry she wasn't responding to texas or she was being dry or whatever like that so it was like even when i did the live i was like oh i miss you blah blah she was like i was like okay fine has a shot yeah yeah. Has a killer shot. Gotta go to the next one. He's like, appreciate it. Yeah, the girl that I hard launched at the Dodgers game, right?

Yeah. Hard launched it. Took her to the Dodgers game. Had a great time. Everyone's like, ooh, they're together, whatever. Next day, she just dipped off. She was in Hawaii. I just didn't hear from her.

She's in Hawaii. So I'm like, who's next? OK. So what is next? The game doesn't stop, brother. There we go. It's like LeBron James. If I take, I took an L. She's in Hawaii. So I'm like, who's next? Okay. So wouldn't it be – The game doesn't stop, brother. There we go. It's like LeBron James. If I take – I took an L.

You know what I'm saying? Hey. We got a game on Wednesday. We got a game on Wednesday. Got to go warm up. Yeah. I'm not going to sit in this game. I lost the last one.

I got shots to make. I respect it, but damn, that's tough. This is what I would say. Do you think they're not taking you serious? Like, maybe you're being serious. You're like, I love you, but she thinks it's a game. That's why she's not giving it back. But I think she's protecting herself, maybe.

That's because you're giving into the narrative of love bombing. You're like, oh, he's love bombing me. She's probably like, oh, everyone's like, oh, he's love bombing me. Or whatever like that. It's like, why don't you give it a couple weeks and see if it, you know what I mean? That's my thing. No, I feel it. See if the trial period extends beyond. There we go know what i mean he's a big lover there we

go i have a big heart you know he loves everyone i love everybody i love you guys we love you too man you beat us to the punch we love you too yeah i love you guys man i got so i got so much about love uh but no but like do you feel me on that no no i i feel like i catch a lot i catch a lot of black for that but i'm like if i don't get the love or the like the energy back i'm gonna put that energy into someone else and how long was it wait until i put the energy into someone else i get i think it's the time window in between that's i'm not really like i can't get on board with i wouldn't even say it's a time window i would say from the from female's perspective, I would say it's the 10 out of 10 loving. Like, if you're 10 out of 10 loving off rip,

but then they see you 10 out of 10 loving on Thursday, they're like, fuck, is he playing a game? Is he dead serious? Or am I ass something? Because imagine a conversation. If someone came up to you and they're just like, hey, man, what's up? I've seen your stuff.

They're like, dude, what the fuck is up? Like, you're done. They're like 10 out of 10 off. You'd be like, what the fuck? But you know what I done. Yeah. Because like they're like 10 out of 10 off. You'd be like what the fuck. But if it's, you know what I'm saying? Okay, do y'all think it's flipped around? I guess I know y'all's answer. But for me, if I'm talking to a girl, right?

And like say we've been talking for a week and she's telling me about our future kids and like marriage and our life together. Y'all like that? I have names picked out already. The minute I see a woman I can picture the child and I'm like I'm like oh I'm like Eden no no here we got the names we've picked oh what Popeye beef Tata grass Peloton Maximus Zeus cigar pop smoke Triple H Vegemite, iPhone 16, Batman, Beetlejuice X3, Bologna, Adorable, Mykonos, Airbnb, ACL Reconstruction Surgery, Liam, Shellfish, Zucchini, Wolverine, CGI, Biscuits, Arrest Warrant, Hummus. Yeah.

I would love to see the girl that warns the arrest warrant name. Holy shit. Whoa. He goes, oh, Brian. Wait, those are children names? Yeah, for little boys. That's how CPS gets called. Yeah.

You can't name a kid that. You're going to lose your son. Did I hear ACL surgery? What the? And then Liam? They're like, it's like it's bottled water, Tanner, Global War. Zeus as well. Dude, Maximus.

I named my dog Maximus, actually. But then I gave him away after eight months. Yeah. What? You were shitting inside? Like, dog? No, he was so, he said, like, dog. Bruce is back there.

I was shaking right now. I can feel the energy. He's cowering in the corner. And I'm like, dog. No, he was way too hyper. We were in, like, a 700-square-foot apartment. I just felt bad. I was like, he needs a better life.

That's fair. That's good. He took my earring out with his mouth and then made our other friend's head bleed. Yeah. Crazy ass dog. What? What kind of dog is this? He's a shit dog.

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You want to go to just be dry? No, because I know me and you don't mean that. Like, if you actually knew me, you wouldn't feel that way. Brother, are you okay? What? What do you mean? If you know me,

you wouldn't feel that? I think you have to think a little bit. Like,. Yeah, Ron, else do I have? Look at those knockers. Those are all white knockers, bro. I know how hard those are to get. You see my socks? All right, bro. See, this is the thing. This is what you do. You don't own the compliment.

Yeah, but I'm just- And you're letting your hang as well? Yeah, no draw. You're raw dogging some leather. All two and a half inches of it. All right, bro. Good morning. No, it's just weird to me, inches of it. All right. Good morning. No, it's just weird to me. Cause I know me,

like I wake up with myself every day. I know what my room looks like. I know what I smell like most of the time. And we need to get you to therapy. Have you had Alexa pro? I mean, it's the best antidepressant. He never, he only takes what I say with a grain of salt because I ain't married or whatever. Y'all need to like... Let's get that c**k out of the town. Let's get you some IG models and a love moment. You need to listen to our boys here

because they're in the same boat and they're having the confidence that you have but you're choosing not to operate. No, I don't have it. I don't know where y'all get it from. Listen. Appreciate the choir over here. Appreciate the c**k choir. But you're choosing not to operate. No, I don't have it. Like I don't worry. You started looking at me and you were like, wait a minute, brother. It's okay, shit. Nah, I'm trying to uplift my dog right now. Yeah, like, okay, I used to be really bad at taking compliments.

Okay. Sit right, hold on. Yeah, bro. Man, take some space up. I used to be really bad at taking compliments. And, like, I used to shit on myself. And I used to, like, use self-deprecation as, like, a part of, like, my identity and who I am to kind of feel like. Because, and it's probably

subconsciously that you are you're tall you're a good looking guy and if you like talk your you might feel as though you might come across as like maybe a little bit arrogant or a little bit of like a or whatever so you kind of like bring yourself down to humble yourself but i'm just letting you know like it's okay to feel like you're him bro like it's okay to pat yourself on the back and be like yo like i did that i'm a good looking guy i did this shit i got money like i could treat people right like i take care of myself like i really did this shit i did some shit that other people can't do like i used to be like that and then and i will say like this is a testament to like our friendship like i'm like such an introvert and like he really brought me out of my shell and like forced me

and like pushed me like yo go talk to that person go do this go do that go do that like it's a blue cheese it's all the blue cheese it's all in the blue cheese but he but he was like yo like you're you're him bro like look at all the things that you're doing look at all the things you're able to accomplish come on dog like thanks guys i don't like i don't like hearing my friends talk down on themselves i used to do that shit i don't like that me next you know I used to do that shit. I don't like that shit. Yeah, me next. You know what I'm saying? He goes, I said that. Yeah, my legs are skinny. What else?

Oh, man. No, it's true though because also the problem is I think you're being afraid of being arrogant because I see so many dudes, especially in reality TV, they do that one show

and they're cool for a month. They think everyone should wipe their bums. It's ridiculous. But I think it's like just showing gratitude for what you've already done and like looking back and be like okay i'm grateful for this like i did that people there's no one else in this position that's been able to achieve what you've done and i think it's just make like writing down shit you're grateful for and appreciating that because that doesn't come off as like braggy i think maybe one thing that

i've caught myself doing whenever i'm talking to like friends either they're back home whatever else and or like even my family i'm telling them what i'm doing i feel braggadocious because i'm like oh i'm just kind of like throwing it in their face and that's the hardest thing but it's also like well like i did it like i gotta you gotta be proud of yourself like you can't sit there and be like sad and like oh shit i don't want to tell them about my wins because i'm afraid how they're going to react if they're a good person and a good friend and someone like i can tell dom anything and he's like excited for me right like genuine there's no there's no hint of jealousy shit like that i think it also comes down to like who you're telling this information to 100 because a lot of people try and chop you down it's a big thing in australia

it's called tall poppy syndrome or like it's the better analogy is like crabs in a bucket if you put a bunch of crabs in a bucket if one tries to get out the crabs will pull it back down so like it's something that i've had to like work on as well as being like how can i surround myself with the people that are actually excited for me yeah people that want to see you win dude w friends really fantastic back to hot cogs back to hot cogs and funny shit so I got something I got something John you might

you might you might already know cause Harry's your boy right I have a Australian lingo quiz okay so basically how does this work

so my idea right I want P to try to guess what these things mean and then you can either tell him whatnot and if you don't know either you're both like i don't know either okay then i got the definition right here okay okay so we're gonna we're gonna start simple p so you're gonna guess

some of harry's some some of his lingo some of his things right okay first one arvo sounds like a damn vehicle what What is that? Arvo? Can I get in the Senate? Don't forget to go to the store in the Arvo. In the Arvo? In the Arvo. Like the car? No.

You know what it is? Yeah, he's got it. What's an Arvo? It's afternoon. Afternoon. Arvo. Why? It's quicker to say.

We're saving so much time. In the Arvo okay so now that you're gonna be very bad this is bad okay let's keep going here we go okay next one uh Cobber I believe it is please sentence Where you headed to? Cabba. Carbo. Carba. C-O-B-B-E-R. Cabba. Yeah, Cabba. Like a friend.

Yeah. Hey. There you go. There you go. Cabba's used to refer to a wonderful friend. I love it. These are my Cabba's. No. Cabba's.

There you go. My Cabba's. What about a Drongo? Oh, a Drongo? A Drongo. A Drongo. That's a kangaroo. What?

A confidence. A confidence. He's a drongo. Yeah, you're a drongo. Oh, you call people that. An idiot. Sentence. That's pretty cool.

It refers to a fool or a stupid person. I don't like how you directed that towards me. There we go. I think it would be either bathers, I'm assuming. Bathers. Bathers, yeah. Yeah, that one right there we go uh i think it's would it be either bathers i'm assuming bathers bathers yeah yeah that one right there yeah okay sentence i need a sentence no i know you gotta guess you gotta try to guess for bathers i'm thinking bathtub like you're getting in the bath a bather close close honestly because this sentence gives it away like that okay so just try to guess bather it's a noun i don't know what that yeah what's it now

person place your thing so it's an item like it's an item it's not like soap it's so no no why would you guess that do you know what it is yeah dom if you don't know i want you to guess too bathers it's swimsuit though yeah there you go damn it don't don't damn near has his yeah i know yeah well my first show was full of Australia and you pick up quick. Yeah. Yeah. Fair dinkum. Fair Duncan. Oh, there we go. Fair Duncan. Wait, how does it spell? That's what it says right there. Oh, yeah.

Fair dinkum. Okay. Oh, it's a screenshot. There this a photo of your car? What? Let me see. Fair dinkum. And I can't get a sentence. Fair dinkum. What do you think you're doing? Fair dinkum. Hey, dude. Hey, dude.

Hey, fair dinkum. It sounds like a king. Like, I don't know. A fair dinkum? Like, that's fair dinkum on the podium up there. That's fair dinkum, Justin. Fair dinkum? You're going to have noinkum on the podium up there. That's fair dinkum, Justin. Fair dinkum? You're going to have no clue on this one. Dom, you have any clue?

I don't know. I think that's like... I'll give you all one hint. It's an expression. So it's not a noun. It's not like a... It's not a thing, but it's an expression. But you said it in a sentence.

Fair dinkum. What do you think you're doing? Oh, hell. No. He said, oh, hell hell It's like a good thing Oh hell You don't just change the way you said it You put your arm up

It doesn't make any difference So it says Fair dinkum is an expression It's the same as like honestly Yeah Like honestly Like what are you doing? Oh fair dinkum

Fair dinkum Yeah Fair dinkum Okay No wookas That sounds That sounds a little Moritial Fair Dankum. Yeah. Fair Dankum. Okay. No Wookas. That sounds a little racial. Well, we spell it W-A-K-K-A-S.

No Wackas. No Wackas. No Wackas. Ain't no problem. That's pretty close. Fair Wackas. Fair Wackas. Big Wackas. Yeah.

Oh, Big Wackas. No. I'm saying no Wackas. Yeah. So it stands for you pretty much said it. Hell yeah. Yeah. It's like no, you pretty much said it. Hell yeah. Yeah. It's like no worries.

No worries, brother. Y'all do that? Yeah. I thought that was a Hawaiian thing. Well, same, same. Okay, here we go. No, really. He said same, same.

Pash. Pash. Or is it posh? Posh. Pash. No sentence here. Pash. It's a verb.

And you can get a pash rash. Oh, it's an STD. Oh. No. No. Okay. Yeah, I'm close. You probably could, honestly. Oh, it's an STD. No. No. No. Okay. Yeah, I'm close. You probably could, honestly.

Oh, a Pash. That's like... Oh, that's a dirty person. Okay, here's your sentence. That's completely wrong. You said if you kiss one. You could have a Pash with a dirty person. We only had one bottle of beer before we started a Pash.

That's your sentence. Oh, to make love. Yeah. Nah. love Like simmer it down Take that but like Hang out Like divide by two Wait what do you think Probably just like kiss

There you go There we go You get a pass rash Didn't I say that No What'd I say You said to make love Or STD

That's what you said That was close enough A pass rash is if you kiss it For so long your face gets red I've never had that You said you gotta start kissing Yeah I lead with tongue

Not a lot of lips Okay, we go. It's like I'm trying to get inside of an oyster. You know what I mean? I Love a good tongue kiss. I want to feel what you ate for breakfast Okay, this one says swag. So obviously it's not that swag. This one is a noun though. It's not an expression. Swag, like... So it's not our swag.

Put the swag away before the guests arrive. Oh, the trash. He said, oh, the trash. Clearly. The dirty laundry. No. What?

Dom, any idea? This one's... You guys know this one. The swag? Swag. Yeah this one's. The swag? Swag. Yeah. Why do you just change? He said it cool.

He said swag. Swag. You gotta put the swag away. Yeah, the swag. Oh. Oh, your cock? Yeah. In Australia, the term swag is a roll-up single bed, or it could also be a foldable bed.

Yeah. Why would I know that? Why would you be like, oh, you know this? Why would you be like, I know that. No yeah we have the swags it's kind of like a sleeping bag but it has a mattress and you just like almost like an air mattress or something yeah but you like roll it up and it kind of just looks like a big it's crazy and you just sleep on the ground I know why we do it in Australia because there's so much bad shit yeah it's like outdoors if you go to outdoor party mmm outdoor party three more

last three this one this one's this one should be easy i feel like a different language simply straya straya australia like somebody from australia beautiful yeah i mean it says straya is used short for australia most locals use it when talking about their beloved country i know beloved yeah that's what it says it says we have the finest beaches here in australia yeah you have a national anthem yeah what what are you i didn't know if that was just a nice thing i don't know a good question that is a horrible question what did you just say olympics what australia won all those women well like no we had that conversation at the olympics when i was like like did you have to like stand up and and say you're not?

Because I feel like that's a very American thing. Did y'all do it in school and stuff? Yeah. Okay. Y'all did? Y'all stood up? Yeah. So we're all in one big cult.

Nice. No, but I feel like Americans. We've read each other's cults. Like, American, you guys do, like, the whole, like, count, what is it, the arms, count of arms? What do you guys do? That's for, like, uh. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Like, the Second Amendment. Is arms? What do you guys do? That's for like... Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah.

Like the Second Amendment? Is that not... I've never done that. No, I know. He's talking about when... For like a football game or something like that, when they come out, the color... Color guard?

The honoring of colors, whatever the hell it's called. They come out with the guns and the flags and stuff. No, no, no. They do the... Okay, there's the national anthem. National anthem. And then there's the other thing. Pledge of Allegiance.

To the Texas flag. The pledge. Yeah, so... Pledge of Allegiance. Yeah. But that's a national anthem. National anthem. And then there's the other thing. Pledge of Allegiance. To the Texas flag. Yeah, the Pledge of Allegiance. Yeah, but that's a state thing. Yeah, I think we have 50 different pledges to our allegiance of our state. Jesus. Yeah, that's some crazy shit. Yeah, well, that's cold. That's cold.

I pledge allegiance to our flag of the United States of America. Wait, that's Texas. Which one's Texas? I pledge allegiance to Texas? No, what is the... We have a Texas one. Yeah. Why are we looking at him? We're in California. We is the? We have a Texas one. Yeah.

Why are we looking at him? We're not looking at him. To the state? I don't know. I don't know. You have to do a haka. You have to learn a haka. Dude. Okay.

What's that? No. There's no way you don't know what a haka is. You ever seen a haka? I'm not going to do it. Is it disrespectful if I do it? No, you're fine. I'm also not Maldi, so.

But they do the whole, the little, ah, like the. Oh, yeah, yeah. I've seen that. It's really cool. I have always wanted to learn that. And I don't know. I'm also not Moldy, so. But they do the whole, the little, ah, like the. Oh, yeah, yeah, I've seen that. It's really cool. I have always wanted to learn that. And I don't know if I'm allowed to. No, you can learn it. Like, I think it's just a part of the culture. Again, I could be completely wrong.

But, like, when I went to school there, we had to learn, like, the national hookah. And then the school hookah. And then our house hookah. So, we had, like, three. And we'd do it before, like, rugby games and stuff. And I just felt out of place. Because I was like, I'm probably saying the words wrong i probably looked like a goose but it was really interesting like it was really crazy and the videos so like if someone comes back from like school or something

like their daughter's been in college in the states for like four years and they go back and they greet them like at the airport dude they're always emotional even always funerals and shit i think i just reposted one it's like it's so intense like it's it's really beautiful but it's like beautiful as hell i love that yeah we should do something like that i know we just we don't we don't want to do i mean i'm not gonna sit here like talk down but it's like that's just cool yeah funerals for us are kind of lame like i was i was a stand-in pallbearer for my grandma died cancer what are we no it's okay so the way it's tied right...

No, it's my grandma. It's a new method that I learned. I used to put my hair through the loops, but I figured... She was a lot heavier than I thought. All right. I swear to God, I love her. I almost caught a cramp. Try not to laugh.

You ever... Okay. Well, let me get off of it if it's making people uncomfortable. It's my grandma. It's my grandma. Yeah, the Modi King passed. This is the funeral they just had for him. get off of it if it's making people uncomfortable it's my grandma it's my grandpa yeah the moldy king passed this is the the funeral they just had well look that's shit bro they're all in sync

yeah it's wild man like it's wild, man. Like, it's such a beautiful culture. As in you, queen. That's so good. It's cool. It's like a marble moon. So when people would leave school, or like go to a different school,

or a teacher would leave, the whole school would do it to them. Really? It's crazy. Yeah, they didn't do it when I left because I got kicked out. Next time you see one on TikTok tock huh wait what did you say yeah they didn't do it to me because i got expelled so whatever would you get expelled for spelled i was doing some bad stuff ah no i got like you know we streaked at the sister college in like pink g-strings and

like balaclavas and then one of the boys got caught and ratted on us and then there was like this one day whatever i'm not gonna say that one because that will get me canceled but anyway i got expelled and i had to live in a tent for two weeks outside of school while i finished our final exams and then i think i just like because i was in new zealand and my family's in australia and my parents like we spend so much money on you to be at this school, and you just f***ed up so bad. So, like, go live in a tent. So, that was fun. I don't know why that triggered me so bad. Well, that was also why I got kicked out of all the schools in Australia.

So, they were like, you have to go to this other one in a different country. But why the f*** were you in a teepee? Why did they put you in a tent? Yeah, why are you in a tent? Like, well, because they didn't want to spend any more money on me because, like, you're a piece of s***. Like, you kept f***ing up. Why did you have to go fight that kid?

Why did you have to go get naked at the sister college in front of the mayor and all the police force? And one of the kids got tackled and then he ratted on everyone. So what age was this? I was 17. 17, okay. Wow.

Always been a wild boy. Yeah, it was crazy. I thought we got away with that too. But then I guess who's the skinny 6'5 rat? Like the big muscly simone boys running through the he's like yeah he's like i couldn't keep up but that i wasn't the one that snitched yeah so that anyway but yeah it was a tough time yeah that's crazy that y'all what's the tradition called the haka. Haka, yeah.

Whenever our principal left in high school, a bunch of kids just keyed his car. I guess, yeah, tradition in some ways. I guess so. Yeah. You can leave your mark. You know what I mean? Never forget that. Yeah.

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He said it is gone. Yeah. There's actually a thread that says, why Dom is the worst? Oh, damn. And with like a shit ton of comments and yeah it's like an eight paragraph essay it's insane and it's like because dom and harry are best friends i'm gonna be using harry as an example and it's like everything that harry's everything that i've done and why i'm worse that sucks but these people don't know you yeah yeah what the hell do you actually spend time reading that?

Yeah, sometimes when I want to feel something. Yeah. He's like, it's either that or Blue Chew and Guardians of the Galaxy. He said, you can't use it. Come out and catch Uncle Harry without getting any good. Or just sit in his room and cry. Like, bro, hate comments in Blue Chew night? Yeah, he gets hard first. He goes to the rest. Lo, just cry. Cry real hate comments. Like, bro, hate comments in Bluetooth night? That is wicked.

Yeah, who gets hard first and goes to rest? Loves his feeling. Yeah. 24 hours in an apartment with y'all sounds wicked. Like,

that sounds... Yeah. Yeah, what do you guys do at night? Tons of laughs. I think I'm busy tonight. Like, I think we're pretty clear.

I think it's going to be fun. Okay, first Reddit question is, what is something random that you find attractive in people? I think I'm busy tonight. I go, really? No, I think we're pretty clear. I think it's going to be fun. Okay. First Reddit question is, what is something random that you find attractive in people? Like something obscure. Obscure. Like their feet. Oh, you're a foot guy. I don't mind sucking some toes.

Good morning to you. What? Like, no, actually, if it goes like French tips, for some reason, that's really nice. God, yes. French tips or just all white. Oh, okay. What do you mean all white? What do you mean all white, bro?'s really nice. God, yes. French tips or just all white. Oh, okay. Oh, and. What do you mean all white? What do you mean all white, brother?

All white toes, all white toes. My wife's black. Yeah. My wife's black. My wife's black. Black nails. My wife. No, I didn't know.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I chose this ring. I chose, I'm like. I chose this ring. No, but I'm saying like either French tips or all white nails. Like pristine.

Like I really don't... Fingernails, I don't mind if you get colors. He's crying. Fingernails, I don't care if you get colors and designs. It always looks good. But toes, bro, give me French tips or all white. Like I just think it looks just like clean. Gary's like, yeah.

He's like, we gotta talk. We gotta talk. Yeah. What about you just like obscure I like big teeth sorry not Those are the brothers, it's gonna get clipped. No, no. What girls have you dated with massive teeth? Like a beaver? No, no, I say like a, not like a big buck. I'm just saying like when they have like really nice- Like big white, like a big- Why'd you say white again? We don't want yellow teeth!

What is going on, bro? I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying, like a big, like a presentable mouth. Yeah, like, yeah. Presentable mouth is crazy, bro. I need two minutes. I'm over here, I'm just like, what? Put Cam on the bench for two minutes.

You have to cool down. He's not hot right now. Yeah. I'm like, I'm like ice pack. No, I see what you're saying, though. He's like a, yes. Like big teeth with like, you know, nice, like, nice. Okay, brother.

Good morning to you. How are we feeling? Like, nice big teeth with like you know nice like nice okay good morning to you how are we feeling like nice big teeth with like you know when they got like the chubby cheeks and they sound it's like really nice it's like yeah a little face deal mine would be i miss her so much okay we can spend some time on it you can talk to her if you want to talk to her hey uh which one all right we can't do this He did that to me yesterday. He had to lock in. I got to lock in. I got to lock in.

I got to lock in. Daniela. What? Oh, shit. Why'd you say that? What? Sorry. Should I not have done that?

I thought I was being vulnerable. I felt safer. Either or. No, you're safe. Are you going to use this for villainous reasons? Oh, no. Never that. Okay, go again I felt safer. Either or. No, you're safe. Are you going to use this for villainous reasons? Oh, no. Never that. Okay, go again.

Daniella. Daniella, if you're watching this, I miss you. And if you have any time coming up, I'd love to take you to Disneyland and buy you whatever you want. You hate Disneyland. What? Harry's like the best friend. Remember what happened when you went to Disneyland last time?

Yeah, I know. I have really bad memories at Disneyland. But I want to have a good time. I want to have a good memory at Disneyland. I've only had bad memories at Disneyland. I want to have a good time at Disneyland. Let's go. I'm not going with you.

I'm not going with you. That's one place we're not going. We're not going to. Why? That is one place we're not going. Yeah not going to why this sounds like one place we're not going yeah what is this what happened to disneyland huh i know you love disneyland you've had some great times at disneyland i've had terrible times at disneyland i also have a good time at disneyland daniella you're awesome you're great and if you see this i love you so of course good job daniella give him a ring here we go I like a good non-slip shoe on a girl.

Like if her... A non-slip shoe? Like a sandal? No, like those Walmart all black. You know what I mean? Like a waffle house. He's got weird things, brother. Weird things.

Like an all black non-slip shoe. Non-slip shoe? It shows hard work and dedication and loyalty. Like a bloodstone? Like, what do you mean non-slip? He said he can smell it. No, like, you know, like, she, like, busts tables for a living. And she has to wear non-slip shoes and an apron.

So you go to, like, a cheesecake factory. You're like, she's the one. Yeah. I don't want a bartender. I don't want, like, the hostess. I want the girl in the back. You know what I mean? The dish pig.

Yeah. The dish pig. Is that what know what I mean? The dish pig. The dish pig. Is that what you guys call them? The dish pig. That's what they call them in Australia. I was a dish pig growing up. You know what I call that? That sounds so degrading. Well, like, cause you're cleaning the dishes.

Whatever. Dish pig, I love it. Dish washer. Yeah. Is that what you call it? A dishwasher? Or a bus girl. A busser, yeah.

She's on the bus? A buster. Buster? Buster. No, I think it's Dishwasher? Or a bus girl. A busser? She's on the bus? A buster. Buster? No, I think it's bus. B-U-S-S. Why bus? No, it might be bus.

Who's a busser? That's what the act of cleaning the table is. That's what the act of cleaning the table is. Like, bus the table, yeah. Bussy? Bussy? Where'd you get bussy? Now we're talking.

Now we're spelling it out. Bus? Is it short for bussy? They put a bussy on the table? Is it a for bussy? They put a bussy on the table? Is it a bus or bust? It's a bust.

I don't think it's a bust. Because you're busting something. But a bus is also like a front porch. Like that's a bust. A front porch? You mean... Yeah. It's a front porch.

It's a front porch. It's a front porch in the back door. It's in front of the house. That's where the baby's coming out of. Hey! Here we go. I'm good. Come and see me. Front porch in the back door Okay, you did tell me yeah Yeah, when I was trying to chase you with a needle. Yeah, I'm pregnant. Congratulations, by the way. Yeah, congratulations. Thank you.

Good job. Yeah. I want what you have so bad. I was like, no, no, I can't. I know I said this earlier, but God, I wouldn't give anything to have someone that loves me get shot on the way. This is something I should ask you in private. Yeah.

Daniel, you're still here. Yeah, you're still here. It just takes one time. It is true, but... Why are you shaking my hand? I'm just supporting. Formalist. What?

Oh, goodness gracious. Okay. You know what they say. What? If God wanted you to wear condoms, you would have made condom treats. I feel like anything's a condom if you try hot enough. I've heard that. I've heard that.

I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. What? God wanted you to wear condoms. You would have made condom treats.

I feel like anything's a condom if you try hot enough. No? Wear protection, kids. Well, not kids, but like... He's like kids hitting adults. He's like, wait, what the fuck's our demo? Dogs in Hollywood for one day. Jesus Christ. Get out, brother.

But I have a question for you. I should have asked you this in private or like maybe when it's just us around. Okay. Am I in the running for Godfather of your child? Great question. And be honest. Don't lie. 100% honesty.

We haven't had a single conversation about it. But I would definitely say. That's a lie. That's a lie. I swear to God. You don't talk about everything And I swear to God, Godparents is like Completely, we haven't even talked about it once In terms of guys, yes

I don't know I'd probably say You set up your boy I thought we really bonded I was there during a near-death experience Just trying to make it funny No, but I would say definitely in terms of guys I thought we really bonded. I was there during a near-death experience. Just trying to make it funny. Trauma.

Literally. No, but I would say definitely in terms of guys. I mean, you already know who it would be for guys. I don't know who girls are. Probably both sides' sisters. Really. So, I wouldn't say Liv has like an overwhelming girl best friend. I think it's supposed to be, yeah, like one.

It's basically in terms, you know what it is, right? Yeah, I are you really your godfather yeah that's sick all right baby his name's rocky he's the best who's who the parents to you uh sunny andrea oh they're like my best friends congrats that's it just throw it out best friends throw it out best friends. That's pretty loose. You could just throw it out that word. That's pretty loose. Yeah, I would say for sure. Okay, thank you. For sure, that's good.

We'll see you in about- You could do what I did. Or no, what my friend did. He had a kid and- Did he raffle? I'm the godfather. Yeah, I was about to say, raffle him off. Yeah. I'll pick it out of that. Hey!

He made me the godfather because we've been best friends since we were like three years old. Throwing that word around again, huh? What? What's going on? Well, you did it first. We're learning a lot. You did it first.

But he was like, he said, he has an older brother. He was like, you're the godfather, but you know if something were to actually happen, it's going to my brother. And I was like, completely understand. We're in two different places. We're in two different points of our life. I would be offended by that. It's not going to my brother. No. in two different places. We're in two different points of our lives. I might be offended by that. It's not going to my brother. No. No, Jolly.

I don't know where you are. Peace and love. Love you, brother. You're not getting my kid. Let's stay on the kid topic real quick. Let's do it. Wild question for me. Wild. Timeline for the three of you.

If it was completely up to you, what are we thinking? Nine months. He said nine. He goes nine months from Thursday night. P? Harry? That's a dumb question. I'm not having kids.

What? He's lying to all three of us right now. I can't. All four of us. Well, I can. But I won't. I was going to say, what do you mean by that? I don't know. He's going to have them, but at a. I can't. All four of us. Well, I can. But I won't. I was going to say, what do you mean by that? I just – I don't – no.

He's going to have them, but at a later season. No, they're going to come. Not on purpose. Except you. Yep. They're going to come. Good morning. Why is that sounding – Why is that sounding like you're going to do something?

Just like you. You know what you're doing. You're going to come. Check your water. I'm going to join it. Anyway. anyway no i think uh before i'm 30 my mom said i wasn't gonna have kids until i'm 30 but you know i got three years that's prime age yeah i want to be a young hot dad there we go the trees have figured out okay he's he's bullshitting but he used to say when it's just us he would say kind of that same range he said anywhere from 30 to like 32 yeah that's his prime what he what he thinks as of now life can change but i just i don't know i would have to find a woman first oh no shit but well it's kind of how it works yeah yeah but

that's the hard part well you know what i mean clean that dick and you'll be fine there we go yeah take a shower take a shower stop shitting around him. It's gonna be good. Yeah. Why be bumming on that? You're fine. He said he would do it. Yeah. You need a proper cleaning. Just call him once, you get one coupon and that's it. Stop wearing leather, put some underwear on.

Yeah. It also doesn't excite me to have kids. I don't know. It's gonna be the best. It's gonna, yeah, you're gonna be eating that. Yeah. I think the dopest would be like i think like drake has a sick situation obviously because he's drake he has a lot of money but i think

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life i just don't give a kid what a kid would need the time. But it's like if you're a single dad with a good co-parenting situation, it's like being able to do stuff with that kid while still being able to like live your life is kind of like a dope situation. That would be cool. See? That would be cool. It's not going to happen, but.

We need to go and literally talk for hours. And they'll sway your mind. I don't know. You don't give a shit what I say. When's the last time you like held a baby? I've never held a baby. Never touched one. Never shook one's hand. I don't know. You don't give a shit what I say. When's the last time you held a baby? I've never held a baby. Never touched one. Never shook one's hand.

Actually, at our... No, I f***ed that, though. I don't hold people's babies that I don't share blood with. Even if, I wouldn't do it. That's too much responsibility. Really? And I touched... Okay, so on tour...

Touched what? Touched a baby. I shook one's hand. Yeah. So, like, we're on tour, and this lady in the front row, she was, like, screaming, like, Peyton, hold my baby, hold my baby. It was kind of, like, to the point where, like, I had to acknowledge her. And so I was, like, come on, bring her.

And the whole crowd was, like, chanting, like, hold the baby. And I refused to hold it, but I shook its hand, and I swear to God it felt like a frog. And I was, like, after that, I don't want one of these. Really? I can't. I'm so excited to be a dad. That's awesome.

There we go, Harry. Yeah, it's going to be great. I'm dumb as well, too. It's really just you, P. But look, I get it because I used to be freaked out by babies because I'd stare at them and be like, you've got your whole life ahead and you have no idea what's coming up. And I'd get so afraid of them.

It's just like kind of looking at the stars. It scares me. I don't want to do it. But I used to be like that. And then my godson and my sisters, they all squirted out kids. And I was like, you know what? I just like love this. It's just fun.

Especially when you're a godfather or an uncle. Because then you just like, they have to deal with it like it's a dirty bomb. Yeah. And whatever else. But you can just have fun and love it. Yeah. Like hold it. Maybe whenever his kid comes out and I'm around it all the time, it will change my mind. So me and Liv, we've already said this multiple times. We think it's going to like hold it and maybe whenever his kid comes out around it all the time. It will change

Oh me and Liv we've already said this multiple times We think it's gonna like not like a paradigm shift We definitely think you're gonna like get a little softer side once the baby's here. What if I don't like your kid? I don't even think that's possible. You love you love both me and Liv way too much to not love what we create Just that squaring up when it comes up This thing still got the umbilical cord on it We Still gonna ability Google This is my job. I mean you're think it's literally half me half live. How could you not look? That's that's it. I love both y'all a lot exactly

To random we always do a lot of would you rather? We try to structure this shit. And then we all just, it was natural. It was a quick segment. So these are completely random. They don't correlate, nothing. Wait, what are you guys laughing at? I think he's finally getting his out.

Cause the three of us, dude, I was. Dude, I'm wet. Yeah, I of us. Dude, I'm wet. I'm soaked. What? I'm wet. Come on. I'm out of blue food. Sorry.

They're going to pay you for that. I'd be plugging it. That'd be hilarious. I know. Our ad people are going to be like, come on. Here we go. Okay. Would you rather have a permanent thick unibrow or. What the fuck? What is that? have a permanent thick unibrow or no matter how many times you shave it nothing's always there

permanent thick unibrow or you randomly get kidnapped by a pack of ninjas careful once yeah brother once a month what ninjas ninjas i hear you i'd rather be kidnapped once a month. Ninjas. Ninjas. I hear you. I'd rather be kidnapped. Once a month. That'd be fun. What are they doing with the ways of the ninja?

Let's say it's 24 hours. They take you for a whole day. You could be with your family. It could be at nighttime. They could bust into your apartment. That'd be so sick. I'm getting kidnapped every... Can I up it? Yo, the amount of aura you would get when you're hanging out with your boys

You get kidnapped by ninjas. Yeah, that is kind of cool Yeah, and then you come back and they're like what Yeah, I got beef I got Thanksgiving where like the family's fighting whatever else you just get smuggled out of there And you just get to hang out with ninjas slicing watermelons and shit. It's crazy. I don't think fruit ninjas is what they do in their past.

But I love the fun. I got beef with the Hidden Leaf Villagers type shit. Pete, what are you picking? Well, my biggest fear is being kidnapped, so definitely the unibrow. I could pull it off. I'd be like a model. You could do it. Isn't there a basketball player that has a unibrow?

Anthony Davis. The brow. The brow. That's what they call him yeah i mean he kind of just took it right with it like that's crazy yeah and then we're gonna yeah all right next one here we go would you rather have a constant irritating itch in the middle of your back or every pair of shoes you own or will ever buy are two sizes too small. I'm already insecure about them. He's got a size 15 flippers, I got a size 12, so I'm getting the itch. So you always, always have an itch in the middle of your back

that you can't get or RIP to your toes. Yeah, give me an itchy back. Yeah, give me the back. Yeah, I feel like at a certain point, you would just be normal. Like it would just feel like, yeah, I got that itch. Yeah, you get one of those like Amazon back scratches and you're just like. It starts moving, you go to scratch, it feel like at a certain point, you'd just be normal. Like, it would just feel like, yeah, I got that itch. Yeah, you get one of those, like, Amazon back scratches, and you're just like. It starts moving.

You go to scratch, it's like. Yeah. It's like you can't hit it. I might go shoes, honestly. But how tight is that on your feet? No, that would be horrible. Yeah, that would be terrible. Does it change if we go two sizes too big?

I would pick the two. I'd go too big. If I'm telling what size your feet, I'm like, 17. Yeah, right? They would be... Clown feet. They'd be even more disappointed.

You go, yeah, Guardians of the Galaxy 3. Hey, give him a back tap. He needs to pick me up. Muscular man. Thank you. Strong boy. Okay, so y'all you love the gym right yeah was it just yours yeah was it your uh just like athletic background or like what what makes you want to stay in the gym now like full like grown man everything

obviously like just go great genetics yeah i don't work out i just go i just go there just soak in the aura i just am now starting to get over my fear of the gym why were you afraid what are you going on do you talk to him i'm telling you that's what i said we need to y'all y'all need to just say everything i've already said and apparently he'll hear it from me. Why are you afraid of the gym? Who are you? I don't like being that vulnerable. Like he gets on his knees in the gym. Sorry? What are you doing? What gym? Wicked, wicked thing to say. Do you not?

Sometimes, okay, for like a tricep extension, we're all big girls, we're all tall. Some of the cables, they're not, like I can't even get a stretch. I never get on my knees in a gym. I had to. I'm embodying it. I know who I am. I know what I got, and I know what I like. Good morning to you.

Good morning to you. But I just can't, like, if you wanted to do sled pools, there's turf in the middle of our gym. Yeah. Like, it's, like, dead in the middle. There's people to the right, left, front, and behind. He's like, let's do sled pools. I was like, I can't, bro. Slow that bitch up and sled.

Didn't you who? Yeah, but that was my team that I was with. I'm around them all the time. These are strangers. Yes, thank you. He doesn't like doing any. It that bitch up instead. Didn't you who? Yeah, but that was my team that I was with. I'm around them all the time. These are strangers. Yes, thank you. He doesn't like doing any. It's a public gym. He basically doesn't like doing anything in front of anyone he doesn't know.

You got pissed in front of people. You can't brush your teeth in front of people. And now you can't work out. It's a little crazy, brother. Yeah, I don't shit in public. You don't shit in public? No. He'll literally wait until he gets back to his house.

I'm talking like we could be gone for 10 hours. He'll be holding the shit. That's very unhealthy. I'm shitting on the floor. Yeah. I will shit and have a conversation with the guy As he's wiping It's just the vulnerability part of it. Like I'm not I can't do it. You need to do like a naked retreat

Or Twitter you like him and his Instagram, brother, or his Twitter. Him and his boys will go in the woods in Vancouver and just hug each other naked. Oh, God, I think I'll pass on that one. I think I'll be sick that week. Yeah, that's cold. He'll get you right. He's got the best Instagram ever. It's called notwillbutterfield.

Please, he's my favorite person on the app. It's a hidden gem. He has like 20,000 followers. It's insane. We've been saying each other his videos for months yeah he's a bad awesome he's just naked yeah pretty much and then he'll be he'll be like he'll be like pill bag your full skin and squeeze your family limb and then be like um it's incredible sometimes we'll be like brother he'll be like peel back your foreskin and squeeze your family limb and then be like um yeah it's incredible sometimes he'll be like shitting and pissing while he's like talking to the camera that's crazy he'll be like you just you just hear the shit fly you're gonna hang out with him

he'll get you right yeah he'll get you right brother i'll need therapy after hanging out with him okay because yeah hummus cannon the stink portal the bearded clam yeah he's got some good things he's the best honestly it's the best content i've ever seen in my life i would recommend him as a guest i would recommend can you please have him on that would have to be a page if you had an option between him he would come in naked like he's probably have to live on patreon yeah he's the best okay there's this thing we do oh hell yeah on the podcast oh yeah yeah you do it you do it. Yeah, we're doing it.

Yeah, we're doing it. I don't want to do it. So I have a really weird palate, like food palate. What is happening? No, okay, but y'all are just- Also, why are these segments just like- Bro. It's like SNL bits.

I'm telling you, that's our brains. I need help. I dropped out of school because of that. I couldn't focus, but we do brains. I need help. I dropped out of school because of that. I couldn't focus. But we do. It's like fun facts. Anyway, so right back to it. No one answered my question about the pallbearer.

Have you ever done that before? You held up a casket? Yeah. It sucks. Especially doing it involuntarily. Grandma was heavy. So we're doing this bit. You didn't want to do it?

You got subbed in? I didn didn't know i literally showed up to the funeral and they were like you gotta carry meemaw and i said why who's meemaw my dead grandma died of cancer she's okay well she wasn't but now she's okay yeah there you go and whatever you ever asked a whole you ever had a homie ask if there's gonna be girls there yeah at a at a funeral oh just at a funeral no oh you yeah that guy needs a seven day sabbatical i promised you we're gonna do this segment so i have a weird food palette like i eat like a

five-year-old but then i'm very experimental with my food and i like weird snacks have you ever had a salt and pepper banana before sorry a salt and pepper banana nah but like yeah though good morning to you what is happening yeah but i know like i know no banana because like like one of my favorite like childhood things that like i would make would be like a peanut butter i'd make a sick peanut butter jelly sandwich but with like banana and then i put salt on it so like i i could i see the i see the vision that sounds gas i see the vision one time it's all right i wasn't there but wait i think this comes from marijuana a lot of these you know what i mean yeah so now i know why you're in the kitchen and salt and pepper on a banana. How can we make this better, brother? Well, your grandma.

She said she does it too. She put us on. Not on marijuana, but on the salt and pepper banana. She said, yeah, dude, we used to do it back in the day. We put salt and pepper on all our fruits. I was like, that's sick. What? I don't know.

Why people got some like goaded like food, little gems type shit? Yeah. Shepherd's pie? Dude, that made my breath hot the other week shit don't make no sense it's just layers of food and it's fire and then also white people just call anything a casserole oh my god you just put pasta and then anything in it casserole yeah oh my god just mix it season a little bit that's a casserole for 435 minutes

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Pickle and peanut butter. Sorry. You ever had a pickle, put some peanut butter on it, ate it. I think I've had a single, put some peanut butter on it, ate it? I think I've had a pickle. Maybe in a burger. You've never just had a raw picky?

What? A raw pickle is... Oh, my God. God, it's good. Is this code for something? A real pickle is sex. Remember the bag pickles? No. Bag pickles?

No, those are fine. The little bites. The little bite ones. You never just grabbed a spear and put it around your mouth and chopped it off? What and chomped it off what a spear

there's a lot of innuendos it could be taken both ways we got Vegemite and Tim Tams I'm chilling in Australia Vegemite's a nasty

shit of everything you guys can shut the fuck up this is my culture matter of fact real quick super quick before we do it

how do you eat Vegemite and then I'll tell you how we ate it and you can tell us if we did wrong you guys definitely did it wrong

if you're that angry it's fucking bad like toast a lot of butter a little bit of Vegemite? And then I'll tell you how we ate it. And you can tell us what we did wrong. You guys definitely did it wrong if you're that angry. It's fucking bad. Like toast, a lot of butter, a little bit of Vegemite. You're going to... Okay. So we did. We kind of went open jar, spoonful, straight to mouth. That's ridiculous.

Yeah. I love Vegemite, but I would never do that. It smelled like a gerbil, like a pet smart. It's yeast. Oh, my God. It smelled like my dog's paws. Yeah, his dog has yeast in his paws. Yeah, Kim, bring that table right down here, this is a

Delicacy in my house. Okay. Oh, well who invented this? Oh Weed what the fuck is it? It's pickles. You've really never said dill spears. Yeah Why'd you bone we're in LA so that they don't have like regular Almond butter Where'd you go? What's it called pink dot? Yeah, dog? We should have done that probably try this all right Okay, let's do it. Just grab you a little picky. Yeah, you guys go first. I don't know how to do this.

Okay. It stinks, bro. Pickles? It stinks. Well, just try a pickle first without the peanut butter. No, you got to just raw dog it, bro. Yeah. I just want to see you try a picky.

Brother. Dude, that smells fantastic that's so good yeah go ahead. There's a pickle. That stinks. You know what? There's no way. That stinks. There's no way, Harry. That stinks, bro. Why do you keep sniffing? Just eat it.

Just eat it, brother. It's a pickle. Yeah. Go for it. Oh, that's not bad. Yeah. There you go. You want one, dog?

His face. What is that? So a pickle is just a cucumber. They put it in. I mean, regular stuff like this would be a cucumber like vinegar, but... Careful. I thought it was a zucchini. Is it?

No. That was tough. No? It's a cucumber. Is it not? Yeah. It's a pickled cucumber. I thought it was a zucchini.

Am I an idiot? Am I a dumbass? One of us are wrong. I feel like you would be well-versed in pickles. I think it's a cucumber. And then you grab this. Okay. You grab your peanut butter.

No, this is the one that had the best. No, no, you're right. It is a cucumber. Okay. Right here. Yeah, there's going to be a lot of oil at the top of that, Pete. Yeah, I know. That's why I'm holding it down there.

Oh, my God. That doesn't look right. Yeah, that's that almond. Go ahead and mix that real quick. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Watch Daddy cook. What? You know what? My fat ass actually ate that real quick. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Watch Daddy cook. What?

You know what? My fat ass actually ate that whole pickle. I was just down to the pit. Wow. Who's that? That's my pickle. Oh, my God. It's good, guys.

I know y'all look very concerned. Brother. I am. I'm honestly mad. I just thought I was slapping that. Yeah. So then you take the pickle, you take the peanut butter, and you just. And you do that?

Why'd you moan again? And you put it just like that. Look at that juice. You make me want to slap your mom. Here we go. What? Go ahead. Take one.

Pass it down. We're all going to try it together. Don't look like that. Trust me. I don't want to slap my mom. Yeah. This is. So that makes me want to slap my mom yeah i don't this is so that makes me want to slap my mom my mother's great she's been through enough she doesn't need to be slapped oh this is

this is oh dom's a warrior in the oh man Damn it, Dom, that's a good spread. Oh, be careful. What's with the... A lot of moaning. I'm telling you, there's so many innuendos. Oh, you're getting to it. I'll just go the same way as you. We're a bunch of sick creeps.

These are the wettest pickles I've ever encountered, by the way. These are the wet pickles. A i've ever encountered by the way it's appropriate for the situation you didn't like the picky it was like i wouldn't buy it and have it by myself like it smelled like my ex's ass no not a specific ex it was a it words. Yeah, I made that clear, bro. Yeah, that was just words. It was a joke. All right.

So the first time everybody here is trying peanut butter and pickle combination. I promise you it's good. On the count of three, let's enjoy Heaven's Nectar. Cheers, brothers. Cheers. Cheers. wait think about it it tastes like a dugout like i'm in a baseball game like i'm chewing sunflower seeds yeah it tastes like i licked my dog's paws. Brother, what? It's the sweet and salty, like, the texture kind of thing. I might be able to get behind it. Because if you said you did back home with regular peanut butter,

I could see that being better. That shit, that was, oh. You said y'all didn't like it. No, you creep. I'm not going to go out of my way to have it. Like, maybe it's, like, maybe. Yeah, try again, Don. Wait, is it the peanut butter?

Well, that peanut butter is strange. That's that's expensive people. Peanut butter. That's creepy. It's almond butter too. Yeah. But it has the same kind of like, it was still good to me. Yeah, it was like, okay. I mean, it wasn't like, I don't like how y'all are judging me. I just don't know how you just, I understand. I understand it was a late night,

and you were real hungry. You were pretty high, yeah. I've done this sober. Okay, now that's where we draw the line. Yeah. That's where we're not relating. Yeah, I just want to know, when you created this,

were these the only two options in your fridge at that time? Well, whenever I'm in that headspace, I'm like Picasso in my pantry. I'm like, what can go with what? You know what I mean? Yeah. I did this. And you have jar of pickles in your pantry?'m like what can go to what you know what I mean yeah I did this you have job pickles in your pantry yeah insane where you put them you don't get it these weren't in the refrigerator at the store these are on the shelf after you open it whatever all right guys well one out of

ten rate it for like yeah max I can't go high I damn sure can't go higher than a four three yeah I'm feeling I'm gonna go I'm feeling like 3.5 survival rating I'd give it like like a six if I like yeah but I'd probably just split them up I will say that this is ten times better than Vegemite ever was okay, that's crazy Yeah, no, I was straight. He's gonna come to you. I love Australia and all my bogans. I love you all No, that's not a good thing. Oh What's it called? Alright guys cook what who me? Yeah. No, I door dash everything.

You cook a little bit, barely. Not like nothing extravagant by any means. Well, I appreciate you guys coming. It was a fun time. I felt left out. Thanks for having us. Yeah. Really ended on a high note here. Well, I thought we were going to have like a life-changing experience here.

All right, y'all. Total shift was great. The total energy shift was great. I was expecting y'all to love this and thank me. No, that's no shot. Thank you. Next time I'll bring Tim Tams. I want to try those. Cam, you get us out of here, buddy.

My confidence is gone now. Alright, everybody. Appreciate you coming back to another episode. Cam, you get us out of here, buddy. My confidence is gone now. All right, everybody. Appreciate you coming back to another episode. Make sure you leave in the comments. Oh, ooh. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. This week's secret code.

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Take a guess. Had. Had a bad time. H-A-D. Harry and Dom. Harry and Dom. Leave it in all the comments. Leave it on Insta, TikTok.

Full link. Leave it everywhere. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. But we absolutely love y'all. Guys, remember, one out of ten, you got to flip your shoe. It's actually like too hard for y'all the table let's see if you can do it what you got to flip your shoe on our outro so you're going right here when he says you're gonna flip it and catch it no your hand yep okay with your teeth all right guys remember one out of ten

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