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The You Should Know Podcast. The You Should Know Podcast. There's a new sheriff in town. Oh my God, there's a new sheriff in town. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, season two, episode 32, the Halloween episode. Make some noise. Happy Halloween to everybody watching the You Should Know Podcast. If you don't know already, I'm Woody.

Hey, for the audio listeners, I suggest you go over to YouTube right now. See what I got on. I got good attire. I'm the new for the audio listeners. I suggest you go over to YouTube right now. See what I got on. I got good attire. I'm the new sheriff in town. You damn right. There's a snake in my boot. Guys, I told you the Halloween episode, we're going all out. I've gone all out.

I'm in a costume. I am profusely sweating right now. Look at my hat. Look at my hat. I got a haircut and still got a hat on. Guys, the podcast is growing so much. Thank you so much to everybody joining the family. Hitting that subscribe button. If you haven't already, if you're new here, be sure hit that subscribe button. We're getting thousands and thousands and thousands of new subscribers

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Because next week is the merch drop that we all have been waiting on in a week's time. A week from Monday, today, the merch will be out I cannot wait I cannot wait I cannot wait for you guys to grab this stuff to see it all the hard work that we have put into this merch so you guys can rock the you should know podcast merch with pride next week will be the week you can go and cop that merch if you want to join the discord the discord is absolutely on fire shout out to the discord family everything you need is in the description i always get comments even on the video saying hey how do i join the discord that means you're not watching the podcast you're not listening to the podcast everything's in the description

join the discord follow me on instagram the po box everything below you guys this is going to be a banger episode it's our it's halloween you know to be safe you know to be smart but this is a banger podcast we got co-host cam in the building we got a little bit of spooky stories funny stories and enjoy it with our costumes on so So be sure to hit that subscribe button, join the Discord, follow me on Instagram at PSH8. Now on to the rest of the podcast. Cue the haunted music. Michael Myers sure is scary,

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We look ridiculous. What is this? Oh, happy Halloween, first and foremost. Happy Halloween. This is the funniest podcast in the world. Spooky season. Spooky season with some extra spice. Yeah, if you need saving, you know who to call.

You know who to call. Just give me a ring. There might be a new sheriff, but there's also a new hero. This is the stupidest podcast. We got caught off guard. ring there might be a new sheriff but there's also a new hero studio I see why people love this show, man. This is a great show. Nice to, hey, thanks for being here. Thanks for saving the day. Thanks for saving our city. Hey, I do what I can here.

You know, me too. I miss my girl, Bella, what's her name? I thought her name was like Rosemary or what. Bella. Bella O'Peep. The one with the cane. Bella O'Peep. Bella O'Peep. The one with the cane. Bella O'Peep. Bella O'Peep?

She French? Bella O'Peep there. What's her name? Little Bo Peep. What? Little Pump Peep? She's a trapper? What's going on here?

Let us know in the comments because we simply can't. We just, we don't know. Little Bo Peep is her name. Oh, Little Bo Peep. Okay. Dog, gosh, I don't know why we decided not to wear clothes under this. Like, I'm itching. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?

What did you just say? Are you not wearing? We, let's, we did not decide any of that you're not wearing i'm not wearing your name you're your flesh under that you're wearing clothes under yours it already came with pants and stuff so i thought that's what the point of the pants is. It comes with a belt and everything. So you could shower. If you took that off, you'd be able to get into a shower. I thought we were not wearing clothes.

I thought that's the point of the costume. Who told him that? So you're butterball ass naked under that woody suit. I thought we were supposed to be because it came with pants and a belt and everything. What does that mean? You don't- I've never worn a costume before. Well, you don't wear them naked. Oh, you're a sick sheriff. What? You're a sick sheriff. It's our first Halloween. What does that mean? No, it's not. This is like your 24th halloween 23rd halloween i've never

dressed up before okay okay see this i knew this was gonna be good but we're not letting that go what do you mean you don't have what do you mean we decided to not wear clothes i thought i just thought that was like the rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules and rules Question figure sheriff right now. You're dressed. There's a snake in my eye. Yeah, there's a snake somewhere else. Why aren't you wearing clothes underneath? Yeah, I got a mask. At least I'm clothed. I can't take you. Don't look at me. Don't look at me for the rest of the day. You don't look at me. You're a mannequin under that, you naked mannequin. Why aren't you clothed?

You haven't answered my question. And don't keep saying, it came with a belt and pants. I didn't know what the rules were. Old Navy has belts and pants. You don't show up there naked and try them on. That's like, ooh, I get naked to try on my jeans why do you not at least have underwear what i don't care if there's webbing in there you are a sick weirdo

you need to be under you need to be under the jail cell. Under it. You're naked. It's too tight. I can't breathe. There's nothing else under there constructing it. The tighter the better, probably. Why are we on rough starts?

Every week, I just find a new way. Why are you? not that's not that's not good that's not okay I know I just well I didn't know I'm not gonna lie that's not acceptable I have on underwear short socks you have flesh you have skin you're wearing nothing you're just look at you look at you this whole podcast it's gonna be laughing this is a sick start who the hell why did you think that

that is that is, that's, that's, that is, that is, you know, that is just, that's different. I don't, I don't know another word outside of just not okay. It's not, that's not right. We're two minutes in and I'm crying. You're about to be arrested. You're, so, uh, the other sheriff is about to come and get you for public indecency. Good. You know what?

Let's just try to move on, I guess. If that's even possible at this point. How was your Halloween? What are you doing for Halloween? Wearing clothes. That's what I'm, I'm clothed. How's yours? Embarrassed.

Embarrassed? Yeah, embarrassed and naked. Naked and afraid real life the 4d version oh dude every time i look at us it's just i can't we gotta turn this monitor off same this is the best podcast in the world we look crazy but at least i at least i have some dignity oh my god all right next week's the merch drop yeah next week we're dropping clothes wear them that's they're supposed to be on your body clothes okay on a serious note next week is the merch drop how excited i'm i'm super excited i'm i've been we've been waiting for this we've been talking it up i can't wait for y'all to uh

for y'all to you know to finally see it to finally get your hands on it wear it on your body uh um no i'm i'm super excited you know we put in some several several hours uh making this designing it getting it tested getting the fabric just right good quality oh my god that's what we went for we went for obviously new designs uh a new what would it be like uh what is it when a rebrand new branding not burnt not rebranding new branding but like uh like a new line there we go like a new line yeah like the you know the summer line now it's the winter yeah but last last one was season one merch this is season two merch and we're just super excited for um everyone all viewers to see it but then there's you know there's come here bring it in keep your mic so they can hear you

okay you know so so we got the season two merch right there's there's the basics the staples that are your everyday just you know yeah ultra comfy, ultra nice, great quality. Should we tell them? We should tell them. Do you want to tell them? You know what? I'm Mr. Incredible. I'm going to tell them the incredible news.

I'm Mr. Incredible. And you're naked, so. But then we got the little special stuff. Then we got the special. Don't tell too much about it, though. I'm not going to say too much. But you're going to see like like you said in the intro you know one week time from now you're gonna see if you're a fan of the pod like you're a true you should know podcast fan this merch is for you well i didn't make it for the casuals there is some stuff for the casuals

in there no no yeah and again your everyday stuff everyone can rock that and oh you should know podcast dope but if you're a stan. But then, that's what I'm saying. See, one more time. Watch the hands. Watch the gloves. Watch the gloves. So there's this.

Right. But then, then, you see this jump? God did. You follow the rainbow. God did. You know, that's the rainbow. You follow it. But then, there's those articles. So, you know, you're you're gonna see it one week time

you know don't i mean don't don't set an alarm or anything like don't by all means don't set a seven day timer but yeah but and if you're in the discord there's there's a there's a promo code for y'all y'all get some discounts there's some discounts in in the discord you get a promo code in the discord i actually sent um papa harden to Papa Harden, some of the new merch. Being our test trial, our chimp in our lab. Because he's honest. He's brutally honest. He is.

Very, very brutally honest, man. You know, he'll shoot you straight, and then I'll come in and I'll stop you. Back! Get back! Get back. Are you in danger? Drop your weapon! Freeze!

There's a new sheriff in town and he's naked but no so uh papa harden we sent you know we said hey test this out let me know what you think about this see what you think let us know and uh you know nothing but great nothing but great comments and this is a very brutally honest man you know he will he will shoot you straight the first thing he said it was the quality on this is crazy so that's it I'm telling you this is not some you wash it once damn like these I'm not gonna throw shade but hey it might be a little cloudy some of these other influencers are selling you some cheap stuff they make it for real cheap not us we you know good amount of

coinage went into this to make sure y'all get some good quality fabrics so y'all can enjoy them all the time but that's next week one week time again don't don't don't set a timer yeah it's not that serious like you don't you don't need to be you know one of the first because yeah we're not we're not doing that giveaway with the for some of the first people to get the extra stuff i don't know i don't know we'll see we'll see Just don't say it. We'll see. But speaking of things unfortunate, so this already started to an unfortunate way

because I got made fun of in the first two minutes about being naked. You're not wearing clothes. I'm wearing jeans and a belt. You're dressed as an action figure and you're naked underneath. So my good friends over at RDC World, some fundamental parts in the growth of this podcast, basically family of mine.

They are now good friends of Cam. I texted good old Mark Phillips. If you don't know him, he's a very big influencer. And I texted him, checking up on him as I do with my friends. I said, hey, man, how are you doing? Hope everything's going good. He sends a voice message back okay I'm thinking all right he's about to you know tell me a good little story or too busy to text yeah it's a busy man busy man and he says hey Payton uh I'm glad you reached out to me thanks man I'm doing good but oh god you hate a butt I hate a butt I hate a butt and he says uh we're going to

shoot this uh this new skit at uh the gym we we went up there and we're banned now if you don't know the reason that they're banned it's me i i got rdc world banned from the gym because about a year ago i was invited to be one of their skits as an extra not even supposed to be a main character and i uh broke a backboard at the gym and now this huge conglomerate of a media company rdc world is now banned from making skits at this gym so uh yeah yeah i I messed up big time. You know, just go ahead and scroll up. Click on that one, you know. If you don't know.

Most of you probably already know. But if you don't, you know, there's a good video highlighting his, you know, catastrophic moment. Yeah. I mean, at least we got a viral video. His debut, his first chance, and his retirement from RDC Skits. All in one. It's pretty remarkable. We're good friends. We see each other all the time.

I haven't been asked to be in a skit since then. Yeah, he was just a one-hit wonder. You know what I mean? He came up. He didn't do his thing. Then he broke stuff and got him banned. So it's, you know, it's not for everyone. No, no, no.

It's all right. It happens. You know, it doesn't. But it's okay. It happens to me. And Shaq. But, you know, no one else. Well, you know, that's what happens when you're this big

It's Halloween, let's tell some spooky stuff now Did you grow up having any spooky stories you ever play with a Ouija board? You ever do something spooky in Minecraft on survival mode when you put it on hard and the skeleton rides the spider that for me was um Well, that's not really what I was going for but I'm oh really. Yeah. No. Yeah, I'm glad you expose your childhood dramas here Yeah, it was bad because it was the noise of the spider, but you're still getting bowed at so any um So I went to this one of my first ones I went to this this Halloween party as people do on Halloween You know what? I've never been one of your first little like social ones I want to say was seventh grade okay so we go there's there's friends but there's also eighth graders that I'm not completely sure you know I know them

we're in the same school a little older a little more mature whatnot so we get to this party and I'm thinking you know we didn't dress up it wasn't a costume party we're not at that age yet there's still parents there and everything so it took this turn it gets real spooky right okay one of the first games we play is hey uh get with someone you don't know of the opposite sex here's an orange you have to start at your ankle and make it all the way up to your face orange can't touch the ground bodies have to keep it connected freaky ass kids yeah i said um is there like a waiver? I wasn't quite sure.

And then boom. Female right in my face. I'm like, hey, you're close. How's it going? Hey, let's play. Okay, I'm not one to shy down from it. Sure, let's play. You know, the leg part's not too hard.

It's a wiggle. You're right. You know you got those. All in the hips, baby. But then you get to the midsection. You're sitting there, 12, 13 years old. Thought there was going to be some candy, you know, spooky story. Maybe a little ghost, little stories and stuff.

Yeah. And you're just bumping and grinding. With an orange between you. You're just going with some fruit, you know. And you sit there. And you start to wonder a little bit Yeah What's the point of this How is this relating to how this is a pumpkin Slowly making progress, right

It's starting to get hot in there. Then it gets about this region, right? Right to the chest. Then it hits you. I'm going chest to chest, alright? Girl, I don't know. You're older than me. With an orange in between us.

I'm so scared how this story is going. So now I'm back out of my head. We get back to it, you know. Trying to work it up. Trying to get it up there. Okay. And you pass the chest part. You know, it gets a little more normal.

You're woohoo. You know, good job, progress. You know, let's win. Then you got your neck. Then you got the neck. So for a quick demonstration, this will be the, you know, the lovely lung. The lovely young lady at the time. This will be me, my neck. A quick demonstration. This will be the lovely young lady at the time. This will be me, my neck. Okay.

Ball of fruit. Rub it next. Just give a neck hug. Trying to get that last little up the cheek. Like some birds. Up the collarbone, up the cheek. Get it to the top of the head. Life comes to you pretty fast, you know?

Yep. To wrap up the story, we get to the top, and you both kind of hit one of those little eye contact things. Right. Oh! And it just ended. You realize what you were in. You were in.

It just hits you. It just uppercuts you real quick, and you're like, whoa. Whoa there. All right. Hold on. So then the next game comes, right? I'm like, I didn't know this was field day. I thought this was Halloween.

I didn't know this was punt, pass, and kick. Am I getting a prize? Am I getting a $500 scholarship when I become a senior? What's going on here? So the next game, mummy rap. Okay. Now I understand. The freak fruit game?

I think that was just a little hidden agenda. You know, something you hide under the waiver. You know, gonna be bumping bodies with some fruit and they're not pumpkins. It has nothing to do with Halloween. Just have fun. So now we go to this game. Everyone knows the mummy game. You know, which team can wrap a person in toilet paper

quickest from head to toe? For whatever reason. Let's make the tallest people the mummies so it's more to wrap. I'm game. Of course, I'm not going to, you know, shy away. So I'm standing there. Legs closed. Right.

Like a normal, not closed. Yeah, like a freak. But just standing there. Yeah. Comfortable standing. They start wrapping. Okay. Hey, spread your legs

huh so why you know me being smart why i mean it wouldn't be like quicker if we could just get you know two two for one let's get a coupon going i'm a man for a coupon you know very frugal man no go ahead and spread your legs i said all right so again getting up to the knee yep right you're just keeps getting it this is spooky this is spooky episode we're not getting you know too crazy yeah but we get up to this region right whoa oh what's uh what's going on so they get up there and uh you know they wrap me up and then it's like it that's when it really hit me. I said, what am I doing? Where am I at right now? Where are the parents at during this? No, that's the crazy part.

They're administering these games. Oh, no, no, no, no. FBI on these parents. Yeah, it's just sick. It was a weird. So anyway, mummy wrap-ins. Woo-hoo. Our team lost.

I'm the tallest person there. Why are you wrapping me? Somebody had a crush on you for sure in hindsight so then okay it turns normal normal party you know six seven i think it was six and seven that's why i got the dr peppers flowing dr peppers popcorn normal stuff you know but uh food sugar buzz going tell a little couple funny stories right so then the girl whose house it was at hey let's let's go tell scary stories or whatever. So we go up to her room, right?

Shuts the door. It's not just me and her. It's the whole group. About 12 of us. Shuts the door, right? So at first, we're all just like chilling on the bed and the floor. Just, okay, let's, you know, sure. You know, still very young.

She opens her closet and grabs a board game. I'm like, I'm down for Monopoly. Not Monopoly, is it? You're not going to beat this mind. I'm down for Monopoly. It's not a finance game. It's a Ouija board. Yep.

And I said, you know, I don't like this. Yeah. I think I'm going to go home. No, no, no. You got to say it. I said, I don't think you heard me. I'm leaving. I don't play with this unseen world. Yeah, yeah, the underworld. We don't think you heard me. I'm leaving. I don't play with this unseen world.

Yeah, the underworld. We don't play with that. So this is my first experience ever with the Ouija board. You know, again, and this is, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. The third time, I mean, hell, I don't even know why I'm here at this point. It's a freak party. So I benefited the doubt, you know, sure.

You started to play the Ouija board. Started moving and stuff. Ever since then, there's just been a portal opened, and I just, you know, sure. You started to play the Ouija board. Started moving and stuff. Ever since then, there's just been a portal opened, and I just, you know, it's different. No, I'm just kidding. But, no, it was really freaky. That's a weird-ass middle school party. Hey, you said a spooky story.

I don't know if that was spooky more than, like, Predator. Like, I don't like it. It was really weird looking back at it. Looks like I'm wearing a sombrero. Yeah, I mean, you're Woody. Naked. Naked Woody. Butterball Woody.

But we had this thing in my neighborhood. Let's see if yours was a little less. No, mine didn't. I wasn't allowed to go to parties in middle school. I wasn't allowed to go to people's houses. My mom wasn't playing that. And for that reason, exactly. She didn't want me grinding oranges

on crotches and chests interesting uh my mom would have beat the hell out of those parents your mom would have put her mom and in a full nose oh my god real quick but um so there's this in my neighborhood i don't know if i say the name of it because there's some weird weirdos out there i don't want them popping up so people in austin i'll i'll broaden it to austin but austin's big the greater austin area um in my neighborhood in texas in the united in dallas um there what there's in my neighborhood there's this in the in the back wooded area right there's like this back wooded area of my neighborhood and there was a hill and there there was always this folk tale, I think is what you would call it.

It was called lore. A lore, as some would say. There's this hill called Jake's Hill. Who's Jake? I'll tell you who Jake was. Jake apparently was this dude who made some decisions on that hill and he was no longer around. Okay. I don't know if Jake was ever real.

I don't think anybody knows. It's all folklore, myth. But the story goes, if you go onto this hill, like not to the peak of it, like you're still on a decline, but you're pointing upwards to the climax, to the apex, and you put your car in neutral, you put your car in neutral, Jake will push you up the hill.

If you put baby powder on the back of your car, you'll see hand prints. I was with some people. You know, I don't really play that kind of game. I don't ever, I'm not interested in knowing if Jake is real. I want to stay at home. Keep Austin weird, right? I guess so.

Keep Austin weird. I'm never interested in spooky stuff. I would rather, you tell me about it, I'll believe you. I enjoy reality. Yeah, I want to be at home watching High School Musical. I don't want to play with Jake and what he's got going on. I was with some friends. they were with some friends and they were interested in going to jake's hill i was in the car with them i didn't have a choice we go to jake's hill and we go to jake's hill he's like let's make this more fun turn the

headlights off yeah pitch black. Can't see anything. We could have gotten mauled by a person. There could have been some people out there knowing that people are going to Jake's Hill and they're going to rob us. So we go up to Jake's Hill. He hits the brakes. We're pointed up on Jake's Hill. He puts the car in neutral. I am in a deep panic.

I am sweating my ass off.'m saying i'll say his name i'm like cooper cooper i want to go home i don't like to cooper i don't want to go i want to go home you're about to turn into poop scoop if i don't you get i'm getting loose over here and he puts car neutral i shit you not that car starts going up that hill we didn't put the baby powder on the back i i if i swear to god if we would have put that baby powder on the back of the car and I would have saw handprints, Peyton would not be... What was that? Looked like a big baby. It was really me getting loose.

I just played it along with your story. I had to release it. I don't... It was... Did you just shit? Mr. Incredible. More like Mr. Stinch. You just pooped.

It doesn't smell good. It does not smell good. That's a spooky fart. It doesn't smell good. A ghost just came out of you. That was Jake. I think your mask is upside down. What?

I think your mask... I think this is right. I just think it's not big enough. That big ass head. It's hurting. If I were to remove this mask, there would be deep lines on my face. Very deep. I'm in pain. I truly am. If I were to remove this mask there would be deep lines on my face very deep I'm in pain. I truly am but we're gonna keep going. I'm so sweaty. I'll move it

Yeah, I'm gonna take this hat off so bad Mike can I take my hat off. No, okay? We gotta stick to it. Oh Jesus all right if you would have put the sorry about my bowel movement No, you need to finish it. No, it's not we just got pushed up there. We got scared. That's it We didn't put baby powder. I think your mask is upside down. I don't think it is. Because the thick part should be on the bottom. No, I think it goes like this.

We're a mess. Why do people like this show? I don't know. But we're in pain for you, so you better do it. I'm so sweaty. And you know there's nothing blocking my sweat from this costume because I'm naked. You probably smell like a cooked ham just a roasted rotisserie chicken you know what some stuff that like that is scary that i didn't know was scary

was jake there or not yeah he pushed us up the hill all right that's that's still enough for me i wouldn't have needed the the handprint no no that's what i'm saying my car is moving in neutral uphill no it's it was terrifying. Yeah, I know. And I was saying, Cooper, Cooper, is your foot on the thing? You're playing with your thing. And he was like, no, he did like that. Okay. Cooper's a little too quick.

He said, no, dog, I'm ready. All right. So things that you, this shit is hurting me. God, fight. I am. Things that you, what? So some stuff. this is a mess so some stuff that i didn't know was scary but it is oh penguins like the only penguins i've seen are on like uh happy feet

penguins aren't like that they're not like that in real life you mean to tell me they're not tap dancers yeah no but like i saw a video on Twitter of this penguin getting weighed, and he looked vicious. He had blood all over his stomach. Yeah, no, I think they fight to mate. That's sick. They are slaughtering each other. Yeah, they really are.

It's crazy. Their beaks are like that? Yeah, they're sitting there. They peck each other until blood. Yeah, dude. No, I know. Dude, there's this one video beaks are like that yeah they're sitting there they peck each other till blood yeah dude it no i know it's dude there's this one video it was like a mating season basically i saw that video when they were that was gruesome they're in their talons their feet yeah it's it's they're sick of also i had a i had a nightmare about horses i i know like i'm scared of horses already i don't like creatures almost as big as me but i had a dream about i was at this ranch with drake right hell of a start yeah and i don't know we were cool for some reason not in real life he doesn't know who i am not at all shout out to aubrey shout out to aubrey graham

but um we were leaving like we were just having a good time we were in this ranch i don't know what we were doing just like viewing the ranch and then we leave like the shed right and then a bunch of fans start to come thousands of fans and they swarm him they don't know who i am of course they don't i got moved from the group and i started to wander then i look up and there's horses literally the size of like a capitol building like they're huge horses no matter what it and there's like they're all like on the perimeter looking at me and they're just like waiting for me to make a wrong move and they're

ready to like move me i don't like horses because horses in real life do like police horses they're maneuver people right big i don't like maneuvering horses that can herd people that is terrifying why why is that that's such a specific. Because imagine a horse telling you you can't go somewhere. You're going with that horse. You can't fight a horse. They got chompers like humans that are thick. Then they got hooves. They do have some thick ass grills. Have you seen a horse's buttockus? Yeah, it's, oh yeah, pure muscle. Pure muscle, like that thing will kick the shit out of you.

Yeah. out of you yeah just yeah i mean to be afraid of a horse is one thing but to be afraid of like a traffic like a social worker horse that's just a that's that's where you lost me and we're in downtown so these horses like out here that like put people on the back of like cinder like yeah the cinderella people no you can see this is a theater i'm right i'm right about that cathedral's like a church it's a theater that's it at the theater theater theater okay yeah what do i say we had a genuine conversation how does he say theater weird like and i i don't because we say it the same way how do you say it theater oh might say it again theater theater okay you go theater i go theater so you just lower the octave on the a because you're still saying now i don't know how this didn't happen in our, like our, What did I just say?

What the hell was that? I'm supposed to be incredible. That was lame. All right. I didn't know how that didn't happen in our organic conversation. There was a lot of O's and R's but it did just now now i'm hearing that you say different so i say theater one word you go theater theater theater theater now do it quicker though theater theater not theater like t-h-e-e-e-t-r no theater no theater

theater theater i'm right i don't think anybody like i wouldn't necessarily claim that you're wrong but y'all were on him for that the amount of comments we got about that was insane without oh it was funny but i can't stand the waste i was like what like i've never in my life have i ever been called out on the way i say theater yeah and now everybody's like oh i'm I'm watching for his lips. That's tough. That's tough. That's tough. His lips. That's like me going, ooh, I got a bad hip.

It starts hurting. I got a call from my aunt. Her name is Shelly. And she said, she called. She called me. She called me out of nowhere. And she was like, do you know how to say my name? I was like, I grew up around you.

Wait. She's my aunt. Okay. Shelly. No, no, no. Aunt. She's my aunt. Aunt.

That's another one. I'm 50-50. Me too. I changed it. For about four and a half years of my life, I was on aunt. I changed it. I really was like, there's a you, aunt. I changed it. But, yeah yeah It's

Tomato tomato I'm suffocating in this hat bro I'm sorry You're gonna keep the mask on I gotta take the hat off Ooh Fight for him Make sure you keep it on

You're weak My hair's all messed up If I take this off I'm gonna look like insane I'm gonna look like a raccoon Like There's straight up Deep like

Channels Trenches on my face right now This thing is It's hurting But It's all for the love and the game Am I right? Like, there's straight up deep, like, channels, trenches on my face right now. This thing is hurting. But it's all for the love and the game. Am I right? Does my hair look crazy? No.

It's fine. Is it uneven? Looks better than it does every other day. So, bro, I got a thing. Do not, like, it's something crazy happened. I just stuttered real bad bad but i'm excited to say this so people that oh oh god i have a psa to anybody that comes over to my house do not leave clothes at my house and

then expect me to wash them because i will wash them with my laundry but i found you're gonna wash them yeah because i'm a good friend better man than me but i okay but the good thing about it is i found 75 cash in my dryer and i don't have i don't have cash on me i never have cash nope how much 75 like it was a 50 a 20 and a five and i found it in my dryer i am keeping that you let like people left it at my house so and they i washed their clothes i dried their clothes 75 is mine okay let's do a quick quiz okay whose clothes was it oh i don't know it's kind of it was all in the dirty so i just kind of all threw it in okay increments one more time a 50 a 20 and a five yeah i'm gonna. What? I've been looking for that $75 cash. What do you mean it's not mine?

It was a 50, a 20, and a five in the back pocket of some jeans. Yes or no? No, it was in the dryer. Oh, it was in the dryer? So you have my pants and my earnings. I need that $75. That's mine. We can call Liv.

I literally have been looking for this $75. You would have said something. I've been saying something for weeks. It's literally from the fair. Weeks. I thought, think about it. You're my only friend. Duh.

You're the only person that's ever been in my house. And you haven't called me? I didn't think about it. You're my only friend. Duh. You're the only person that's ever been in my house. And you haven't called me? I didn't think about it. I just got excited. You're the worst sheriff there's ever been. Who does that? Why would you keep it? Well, I didn't know who's, like, it could have been mine.

No. If you were surprised, then it wasn't yours. I spent it. I got McDonald's. $75 worth of McDonald's? Each meal's like $13. Oh, my God. That's gone in like a week.

Yeah, with your sick-ass habits. You should get some... You should start a McDonald's. And a franchise at McDonald's. I can't afford one. Maybe I'll start with the 75 bucks. Yeah, that's your start. No, but you know what else I spent it on?

You spent it. You've been in my bathroom. You know one of my biggest expenses? Why did you spend my money? I didn't know it was yours. Oh, my God. One of my biggest expenses is that toilet paper in my bag. And you know I have nice toilet paper.

Okay, you do a very plush toilet paper. Sorry, I don't want to walk around with sandpaper in my ass. It's like a spa treatment. It's good. Yeah, some people walking around with two-ply toilet paper. Sorry, I like to spend a luxury amount of money on my toilet paper. It's like you're using a blanket on your bottom. Okay, but speaking of toilet paper, two-ply. I know know i don't even know if i told you this but at the wedding when we were at the

wedding okay did you go not the not the the the bathroom that we kept going to the one that was close to our room did you go to the guest one on the other side oh my god two ply would have been a luxury there this was like one third ply i'm going to finish you know using the golden throne the porcelain throne i damn near give myself an oil change because this was this was the thinnest toilet i'm talking like one one misclick and i'm getting a colonoscopy Right in the middle of this reception I mean it was though it was the weakest like they give this shit to you for free like it's a it's a trial run This is the cheapest weakest toilet paper. I've ever seen in my life

I'm sick. I mean one mistake. Oh oh wait wait a second that was a the appointments next month what's going on here it it was bad it was bad I'm talking half a roll for one use is is what you'd have to do to make it safe I know you went to that bathroom I literally grabbed it I just ripped it was it was Okay, it was so thin the perforated lines meant nothing you just grab it. It was like it was like this It was like streamers. That's what it what oh my god Streamers to wipe your ass the strings to wipe your ass it was on the It makes so much sense it was a wedding there was streamers that's why it was it literally was look it was it was that's it was like that oh my god it was bad it i mean it like you had

to be careful i'm talking you would have got some foul play if you i mean it's it's not what you ordered we'll just go with that he has like these's like sherpa blankets like 12 ply it's like 13 a roll toilet paper at his place right complete opposite here i mean this this is literally like startup toilet like this is toilet paper when it was first invented no i left that bathroom with a burn oh yeah a burn i left with scratch marks i mean it was it's not safe how cheap that toilet paper was you would have thought a cat went six rounds on my ass after me using this bathroom i mean it wasn't good like it was bad it was really concerning it was not okay oh god it was not okay i mean that like oh shit like for a vent and everything else was so

there's such a good wedding everything else it's like such a great big eight bucks and get some charming i gotta have extra strong rough charming that i at least knows a blanket of protection and this sandpaper streamers it was i, I mean... No, I definitely had to take extra precautions whenever I was finishing up in there. Extra precautions? It was a roll and a half for one use. I mean, I don't know how that's sustainable as a business. How do you sell that and make money?

How? How, Sway? People need cheap toilet paper, man. Oh, my God. You don't know how they make money? No. They probably bundle it with ointments and triple antibiotic cream. Hey, buy this, but it comes with this because you're going to need it.

Like, I mean, it was rough. No, no, that was bad. Rough. Like, it was awful. It was really bad. Your hair good, buddy? No, dude. Like, I'm worried because this part is, like, way sticking up.

It was rough. I mean, it's... sticking up it was rough i mean it's dog it was beautiful beautiful because they spent eighty thousand dollars on the chandelier that was in there yeah chandeliers made of crystals came straight from milan but your toilet paper was made in the back by some guy named walker like this it's just oh my gosh you need to take your money and distribute it i mean it's this what's a life lesson we've all learned the small things that count yes that's why i use blankets and and baby wipes but you know something i've never confessed what i've never done a number two in public never see people like you piss me off why if I got a poop and yes I'm using the word poop cuz it's poop if I got to do number two in public

It's happening. I hate happening Someone else another great friend of both of ours does that same thing and would literally sit there Just in pain and discomfort until he got to his house No in school, I would go eight hours if I had if i went to school at eight in the morning i would literally hold it the whole day till i got home nope i would easily take a seven minute break from sociology and i'd go and drop it or i'd go home i'd skip class to go do it like i just i couldn't do that no because i've like i've been taught don't do that it's not good for you i eat mcdonald's eight times a week that's true i don't care you probably poop a full quarter pounder probably just comes out just full shape and food maybe a little different coloration but bro in the studio there's a bathroom right here and i was i was using the

urinal right i walked in there it smelled like cadavers dead bodies they were collecting people under the cement and this dude was under there why do people do this why do they have the nerd to do that he was narrating his bowel movement oh yeah he goes i i swear on everything i love he goes oh my god and all yours i said i was like oh my. I had to pinch it off. I left. No, the worst is when you're done and you're washing your hands and you hear a double barrel shotgun.

It's just, you're just like, oh. Shots fired. Local bathroom. Need to exit the premises. Call the sheriff. Yeah, you call the sheriff. Call the naked sheriff. But you're literally just sitting there.

And you're just like, oh God. I mean, it's like. That's what I'm saying. No, but you're literally just sitting there and you're just like oh god i mean it's like that's what i'm saying no but you're that person though i know when you go home it's not a normal poop it is when you sit down it's world war three on your commode no i have to i never have problems it has to be i never have problems you don't know why i have normal poops normal no you don't i have normal movements very normal bowel movements that fart earlier that was i mean it was getting loose but we just before we recorded i walked in after you that's the stench you would have thought you were jeffrey dahmer i collected people back i'm okay this it's poop it's not i don't i don't keep a pocket-sized

spray yeah poopery toilet poopery. Toilet poopery. I'm saying my movements aren't rocks. They're not liquid. It's regular. You, on the other hand, it probably looks like a fun color run when you're running through this.

Yeah, let me stop. People tag us in videos every Monday of them eating lunch. That's true, yeah. I do this on my lunch break, not this week. If you're... It's too late.

It's a chicken salad. Yeah. Have you seen that TikTok? It's a chicken salad. No. It's a chicken salad. All right, Glove Boy. Sorry.

All right, Woody. Dude. This is going to... I definitely should have worn clothes under this. You think? This costume is so expredatory. Just kidding. Just kidding.

I honestly didn't know that you could... Wear clothes? I didn't know you were supposed to. That's kind of like rule maybe four of life. I didn't know you were supposed to. You can breathe, sleep, eat, and I don't know, clothe yourself. I have this story that happened on Halloween and I feel like it's appropriate to tell now since it's halloween obviously i've never told this story to anybody

and it is absolutely wild strapped in so when i was like 12 or 13 at my parents house uh there was this house at the end of our street it was like 10 houses down right it was a huge house the biggest house in the neighborhood nobody in the neighborhood knew who owned that house or who lived in that house we've never seen a person actually like go in and out of that house frequently we've only seen like groups of teenagers like park their cars there but we never knew who owned this house and it was the biggest house in the neighborhood so everybody in the neighborhood had like this weird suspicion about like what's going on there like what's happening who owns it come to find out it was like some 18 or 19 year old kids like young kids owning the biggest house on the block it was insane so we were like what do they do

there's always a suspicion we're like good for them but like who owns it, what do they do? There's always a suspicion. We were like, good for them, but who owns it? How do they get this house? Fast forward to Halloween. We still have really never seen these people before, but on Halloween, they decided to participate in the trick-or-treating for the neighborhood. So everybody in the neighborhood was like, oh, we get to finally see who's owning this house.

That's when we found out 18- 19 year old kids own this house. They were passing out candy to the kids in the neighborhood. About, I say 10 minutes into like the neighborhood trick-or-treating when, you know, the stuff's actually popping off, that house stops giving out candy. They just turn all the lights off. They stop handing out candy. We're like, what the hell? Then we see these 18 or 19 year old kids that own the house start to run around and try to find the kids that they were handing candy to we were like what the hell why are they running around taking a game to them yeah why are they taking candy out of these kids buckets they just handed it to them come to find out they were giving them funny gummies on accident. They were, these kids that own the house were giving little kids funny gummies and trying to backtrack.

They knew they messed up. Good Lord. So now there's like a, and so now it becomes a problem because some of the kids went home. Big problem. And the parents were taking pictures of the funny gummies that I don't think anybody like actually, I don't think any of the kids actually took the funny gummies that I don't think anybody like actually I don't think any of the kids actually took the funny gummies but the parents took the picture of it and because it had the big like warning label like this is a normal candy so now they're in a frenzy the neighborhood's like oh now we know how these kids own that house yeah it dies down right a couple weeks go by

it's like 5 in the morning neighborhoods quiet right no one's outside at 5 in the morning all of a sudden it sounds like an explosion happens at the end of the street everybody wakes up car alarms are like going off how loud this boom was everybody in neighborhood gets out of their house and they look down the street SWAT trucks are outside of this house the biggest trucks I've ever seen like something you would see in like a movie yeah i like i didn't think these things actually existed big fbi swag trucks running into the house that boom was i guess that's how they broke down the door or something jeez everybody's like what the hell is going they're taking boats tv they're why do you have boats in that house there's no body of water around us what's going on come to find out this was like a i guess there's like a trap house in this neighborhood and they've

been funneling successful yeah because we're always wondering how these we're like wondering why there's always different cars parked it was never the same cars parked out front and if these cars were driving by never the same cars parked out front. And if these cars weren't driving by and then leaving and parking out front, there was no cars there. There was parking the garage. Like it was a very secretive house. Now we know why. Apparently the FBI or the SWAT or whoever takes care of that stuff has had an investigation on them for like a whole year. And I guess this Halloween incident like pushed it faster so they I guess they got the evidence they needed to raid the house fast forward a couple weeks later my exact neighbor like the neighbor right beside my house he lives with his mom he was collecting toenails the mom finds out he's collecting toenails he makes an incision on his mom. What? Yeah.

What? He was collecting toenails. The mom found the toenails, took the toenails away from him because you shouldn't. Why are you doing that, son? He got mad that she took the toenails. He made an incision on his mom. What? I am so confused right now.

I kid you not. That's the neighborhood I lived in. What the hell? Where? It was literally like back to back. The Halloween thing happened, the SWAT happened, and then the other neighbor collecting toenails. So you got the high school senior trap house you got the bunion burglar next door and where was this my neighbor the house that you've been to

you know those that house i don't like the fact that i've never known that i was in the proximity of trap house one and the bunion burglar that then punctured his mother yeah uh why where correlation i don't know so she was fine like she didn't you know she she made it through right and then so we never knew that we just saw ambulances and fire trucks and police cars like outside of that house that with that one night when that happened we were like what the hell is going on in the neighborhood and then when she comes back she's all bandaged up and then she comes and talks to us we're like hey what happened she said my son's been collecting toenails i found the toenails it was in a big jar and so i took i took them and he didn't like that i'm getting hot just listen to this.

That's a fever dream in real life. I'm telling you that neighborhood was nuts. That's sick. Yeah I have a lot of stories about that neighborhood. I don't. But my parents still live there so I don't want to tell too many stories. Yeah. But uh yeah. What the hell? It's a true story. Happy Halloween. Oh my. I'm like itching now I don't know why is it toenails why he needs to be you need to find him they moved they moved to like Ohio or something cuz that's he's probably gonna end up on like that like the no-fly list no no no yeah cuz I mean he was so cool to us we used to ride scooters and stuff he's probably wanted you to fall off. Take my toenails?

Hey, that's a hangnail. Let me get that for you. No, dude, it's my knee. I scraped it. No, take your shoe off. It starts at the feet. Trust me. It's the feet.

The feet's the key to everything. The feet tells the stories. What the hell? Yeah, he had a jar of them. Oh, my God. Did he wear open-toed shoes often? I didn't notice. I'm not a feet guy i didn't ever notice he was so that's probably is still no yeah but i hope he's doing good

i hope he's uh i hope he's not help yeah i hope we found a lot of help that's oh so i'll tell one more story about the neighborhood sorry um this is gonna stay on youtube um whenever i was in middle school that there was a house on the corner of my street and it was about when i was like 10 and that kid was a little older i think he was like 13 14 um he made a explosive and uh he he told everybody that he made an explosive and he was gonna blow it up in the backyard um the police came he did in fact have an explosive where are you living oh i i could tell a story about another real like bombing that happened in my in my neighborhood but people could google it because it was because the bombs did go off and people got

hurt what are you like you grew up in area 51 what's going on it's a nice neighborhood you've been there sure i mean it's yeah it's real nice until you learn it's dark until you open the closet and let all the skeletons out the toenails and the bomb there's so many stories i'll tell the rest of three minutes you just confessed to me that there was 18 year old trappers yep with boats and funny gummies a bunion burglar that had decent blade work yep and. And a C4 explosive. What is going on? And then another one that actually went up. Another, yeah.

Because the FBI, because they couldn't find him because he went on the run. And so the FBI was hiding in the gutters, apparently. That's what they said. Are y'all not here? And then CNN came. Like, CNN and they had the CNN helicopters when they had the chase. He didn't make it past the chase. I mean, yeah, this isn't Grand Theft Auto. what do you what do you think is gonna outrun a helicopter

i tried but they got him didn't they i don't it's a neighborhood i lived in it's a sick i don't like my neighborhood was just had the lights on when they went off you kind of just went back inside and played football on the street and we did that too. You didn't have to worry about someone collecting your toes or bombs going off. But good. We'll see how much of that makes it into the podcast. I got to run it by the family first. Good Lord. But great episode.

Fantastic episode. Glad that we keep growing the family, that y'all keep coming back week after week and bringing more with you. We said before the podcast that we were going to do a super quick, like a serious, you know, little excerpt. Tonight is Halloween. Please be safe. Please be smart. You know, everyone jokes about it, but seriously, like examine your candy. If it's already open, don't eat it.

Be safe. Be smart. Go into groups if possible. Listen to your parents if you're still at that age. If you're not, think like a parent. Be smart. If you live under your parents' roof, listen to your parents. Yeah, 100%.

Because, I mean, again, you would hope that everyone just does the right thing, but that's just not the world we live in. So, please, be safe. We need all of you here. Don't be out here make smart decisions if you're going to a halloween party uber yeah i don't care if somebody somebody said trust me don't trust them i don't care ooh jake's gonna push our car no he's not uber uber's gonna pick you up so we need you here every week because we're a family we take care of each other if someone asks for your toes or your toenails just don't you know don't don't give it to them don't give them the toenails don't don't

do that um so again i don't i mean if you already set that timer you know it's probably about 40 minutes you know 40 minutes less now if you already set the time oh the one week timer merch next week this set's gonna look a lot different. I don't know. Set's going to look different. It's going to be dope. Is that? That is. Huh. I mean, they probably already saw it,

but our spooky logo, question mark? A spooky holiday themed logo? We put a lot of work into this podcast. I mean, what do you think, Scully? You gave me that.

What do you think, Scully? You're just, yeah, you're sitting there. Alright, but but yeah, another great episode. Another great episode. It was phenomenal. you gave me that what do you think scully you're just yeah you're sitting there all right but um but yeah another great episode another great episode it was phenomenal thank y'all for being here thank you for the discord fam instagram fam tiktok fam podcast audio youtube secret code let's see um y'all did great last we got the secret code so let's keep it going let's keep it kind of cliche but it's it's you know this this episode can happen once a year yep so we're gonna go secret code is

taught t-o-t trick-or-treat baby trick-or-treat baby clean let's keep it let's keep it pristine don't make me pull it get back you said you need a hero don't make me freeze all right guys one out of ten koala bears Don't make it home to Christmas Can't flip our shoes this week We got boots and boots I know that mask is killing you It's You look

Like a grandmother Oh my god Turn to the side Like a grandmother. Oh, my God. Turn to the side. You look absolutely in pain. Like, that's rough. Do you feel better? A whole new world. I just turned to Aladdin.

I just went from Mr. Incredible to Aladdin taking the simple mask off. But we love you. One out of ten koala bears don't make it home to Christmas. Don't make it home. Whatever that means. Oh, one out of ten koala bears don't make it home to christmas don't make it home whatever that means oh one out of ten koala bears don't make it home to christmas i'll see you next week merch next week baby i'm so excited let's do it let's do it all right i love you guys so much have a good halloween