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Episode Date: September 18, 2023

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The You Should Know Podcast. The You Should Know Podcast. Oh, the merch drop is here and the live show is announced. Hey, everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 78. Round of applause. Please. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's so many people in the studio,

and it was kind of a mild round of applause, but we're going to give you some more chances. The merch drop is officially live. You can see it all around us. Round of applause for the merch drop. There we go. That's what I needed. That's what I needed. That's what I needed. The merch drop is officially live. Click the link in the description below or go to

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Her Instagram is going to be linked in the description below as well. Go show her some love. Flood her comments with some diamonds and tell her thank you for making such a great merch drop. But that's not just all that's happened this week. We got another big announcement. Are you ready? The second live show is announced. The You Should Know podcast is going to New York City, October 28th.

Gramercy Theater tickets are live right now. Round of applause, please. We are going to New York October 28th at the Gramercy Theater. Tickets are live now. I'm not going to lie. We announced it on our Instagrams this last Wednesday. That's why we tell you every intro to go follow us on Instagram because you're going to get it first. The Quality Club obviously gets it before everybody else.

But the tickets are already more than halfway sold out. I think there's about 100 tickets left, and the show's not until October. So if you are even thinking about coming, I would suggest you go to the link in the description right now and go buy a ticket. We cannot wait to see all you guys there. Yes, there is a meet-and-greet option that will be available to you after you already buy your ticket.

So you're going to select your ticket, hit buy, and then in checkout, you can upgrade to a meet-and-greet. We cannot wait to meet all you guys. It's my first time in New York. It's most of our first times in New York. The show is going to be so fun, so amazing. And thank you to everybody for making this possible. We love you.

Go get some new merch. Link in the description. Youshouldknowstudios.com backslash shop. And go get some tickets to our New York live show October 28th at the Gramercy Theater. We love you guys so much. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. We are your co-hosts, Cam!

And I'm back in the studio! Yeah! That's your biggest round of Plop, Plop, Pussy, Poop. You know what I say? You almost said a bad word. No, that was Pig Latin. No, it was pretty close. Did you know I bought Rosetta Stone?

But you don't know Pig Latin. You did not buy Rosetta Stone. Yes, I did. When Rosetta Zone was hot, we were like seven. No. Correct. They're still alive. They're still well. They still breathe. I didn't say they don't breathe. I said when Stone was hot, we were like seven. No. Correct. They're still alive. They're still well.

They still breathe. I didn't say they don't breathe. I said when it was hot. We can't leave this beautiful blanket on that disgusting carpet. But you know why I got Rosetta Stones? Because we're going to New York. Oh, you got the Bronx Pack. The Bronx Pack. We're not going to be in the Bronx.

We're going to be in Manhattan. But it's New York. You and everybody's going to travel. Cam, welcome back, buddy. I missed you. I love you so much. You got a great grip in a lot of places. Okay. Cam, welcome back, buddy. I missed you. I love you so much. You got a great grip in a lot of places. Okay.

Well, New York, New York. In New York. Stop right there. No copyright. But you know who sings the song? It's a great song. I've been. You haven't.

Not yet. That means I'm cool. You're not. So what you need to know about New York is you need a bus slash train pass. Nope. Okay. You need to bring a coat i don't have a coat i have jackets you have to buy a coat and not resemble or not resemble not rely on your

jackets you need a coat do i need a puffy one i want to get a puffy jacket you don't necessarily need a puffer song but you need a cap i need i want to be like the michelin man in new york even if you wore the puffiest of jackets no one would ever think you're the michelin man why not you're the slender Michelin Man. They'd be like, oh, that's pure coat. That's simply not his weight under that pure coat. You need a coat, okay? You need some shoes that don't have slippy bottoms.

I'm not sure what you mean. There's a lot of, could be water. The time we're going, probably not going to be snow. October, late October 28th, Graveson Theater. There could be water. There could be just danger. So you need, you don't need to...

Oh, kind of like, kind of like my type. Like Walmart, like no... Exactly. No slip. Long John Silver's works in the kitchen. You're not even sure

if they have laces or not because it's pure black. Pure black. You can't see the shoe. And the last thing you need is a good attitude. Not me. I'll be there, Bubba.

I do need you. Do you ever feel like you're in a brain pop? You know? Like Tim and Moby? You remember brain pop? A brain pop? Yeah. You ever feel like you're in a good old brain pop?

It's like you just grabbed me and threw me back into my childhood. Bro. Brain pop was lit. And the fact that you said both of their names and didn't mess it up. No, I loved it. Brain pop is unbelievable. And the fact that you said both of their names and didn't mess it up. I loved it. Brain Pop is unbelievable. You remember Brain Pop? Oh, my God.

I'm still trying to think of that thing that I was trying to tell you two weeks ago. How does that help? Because it has to do. The game that we played on the computers in Computer Lab where it's like. NFL Rush? No, no, no. It's like. I remember that.

Or it's NFL Return. God, that was such an amazing game. And you'd have to to like dodge them and so it got icy at the big levels god damn i miss a kid child oh that was me oh that was so good no the game that was like the art like you can take it it was like like and you blew it up at the end you can yes what is that game that was just microsoft paint that's all it was. That's all it was called? Yeah, it was like Microsoft Paint. No, no. There was a kid version of it. Huh? Kid pics! I've been thinking about that for three weeks, dawg!

Kid pics, kid pics. Oh my! Kid pics! Oh my god. Wait, I don't know what the f*** kid pics is. My life is complete. Ki- Ashlyn? Kid pics. I don't know kid pics. You don't know kid- Oh, I don't know what the f*** Kid Pix is. My life is complete. Ashlyn? Kid Pix. I don't know Kid Pix.

You don't know Kid Pix. Oh, you weren't cool. But Kid Pix. You don't remember going to... Maybe I do because I said the bomb thing. You open it up and it's like dark gray and black or whatever and all the things on the side. And you can just randomly create art as a kid. I think so, but I don't know the name.

Oh my god. This... Oh, Ashlyn! Oh, I do remember oh oh I do remember that I do remember that this is what I was trying to tell you and then you can blow it up at the end

at the dynamite yes yes oh my kid pics bro I got in trouble because I drew a penis on it I drew a penis

and then I got that tap from my teacher and when you think you're incognito and then they come behind you and you just hit you get that

I'm gonna need you to log out right then and there you're like you're I'm going to need you to log out. Right then and there, you're like, my PS2's gone. Oh my god. I had a PS1, so I was in eighth grade. I had a Game Boy and a GameCube. Did you ever have a PSP?

No, never had it. That was so ahead of its time. I had a Nintendo DSi, and I made myself voice memos, and I tried to rap over a milli freestyle that I recorded on the device. You still have it, please. I don't have it. I sold it. A milli I tried to rap over a milli freestyle that I recorded on the device. You still have it, please. I don't have it. I sold it.

A milli. It was like a milli. I mean, I was like, yeah, my name is Cam. Did you know every word? Yeah. Couldn't say some, but I knew every word.

I knew every word for a fact. Okay. We jumped the gun. Bro, kid pics. Oh my God. We jumped the gun. We did. The merch has dropped.

The merch has dropped. It's all around us. It's on my chest. It's on his chest. It's on our mannequins. We got puzzles dropped. It's all around us. It's on my chest. It's on his chest. It's on our mannequins. We got puzzles. Puzzle.

Notebook. Blankets. Tote bags. Swim trunks. Crop tops. T-shirts. Koala club. I mean, there is... It's everywhere.

It's all over the place. We got tank tops. I mean, it's everywhere. Tote bags. The blanket is my favorite piece. The blanket... It's so big. It's so soft.

I am not one to lie okay me neither this blanket is so much softer than what i thought it'd be yeah we were expecting for like it's gonna be a blanket oh it's a cool blanket they're really gonna buy it like for just support and like our faces on it yeah this is genuinely going to be used in my house if that was blank i'd still have that yeah it's it is it's like that's it's it's so soft like it's not thick like a thick blanket is really good but this one by all means it's not like a paper towel yeah but it's that soft just like you throw it over and it's oh my god it just does the job it's so good uh the swim trunks probably my favorite piece really probably my favorite piece it's so intricate my favorite piece. It's so intricate. Shout out to Naomi. So on the swim track, audio listeners, skip past or go to the video.

But it's like she made these koalas on it. There's a koala in a floatie. There's a koala eating Froot Loops. There's a suited koala. There's a koala eating an Almond Joy. There's a koala chilling on a chair. And then the intricate details on the inside pocket. Inside pocket where you can put anything you need or something like that.

Boom. Still says you should know. All the koalas. It's so dope. Unbelievable. Shout out to Naomi. She actually went crazy on these. She 100% killed it.

I know people are going to be like, it's almost fall. Hey, bite me. You're going to be alive for another year. We know it. So you're going to have another swimming pool adventure. Buy the damn trunks. All right? Yeah, go to a hotel.

Sit in the hot tub at 930. And actually, if you're in Koala Club, I wore these last week. 76 extendo. 76 extended on Koala Club. Link in the description below if you want to watch. I wore these as normal shorts. And it looks fire. They look fire and they're comfortable.

It has the webbing on the inside, too, so your junk gets – I like when my junk gets cupped. Cup is decent, but, like, suffocated, no. Almost suffocated to where I know it's not going going nowhere i know you're gonna stay with my stuff's never gonna go anywhere well you never feel like you might lose one no you might cough too hard oh no i'm like i'm just like oh no never whenever i wear panties right whenever i buy pant buy panties, I'm thinking, like, I hate a boxer. Oh, boxers you leave. No, boxers you leave.

Oh, no, it's always ducking and dodging and diving. I get that. No, the whole way. Oh, yeah, it slips right out. Like, peek-a-boo. Why is it cold? You're just sitting there walking around. You're just like, ooh.

And you look down. Oh, shit. No, boxers are comfy, though. I love a good boxer. You're tripping love it no i'm only wearing boxer briefs boxer briefs will only be worn if i'm going out in the house though wife beater boxer dude you are 40 great you just need a gut i just need a recliner and beer and then a gut and recliner beer and like sunday midday football because i couldn't stay up for the evening game but And so the merch has dropped. The merch has dropped.

I'm so excited about that. But then where are we going in late October? October 28th, we're going to New York, New York. Gramercy Theater, October 28th. New York City, New York. We're going to be there, and hopefully you will be too. I'm so excited because, one, it is my first time in New York. It is. You're going to have a fun time.

Two, some of the special guests that are going to be in attendance, it's like a bucket list thing for me personally. It's like a bucket list thing, and it's making me really nervous, but it should be cool. It should be fun. You're going to do great. And then we are working on an after party right now, so there will be an after party, hopefully.

There will be an after party. Y'all can all come there with us afterwards afterwards chill hang out have fun drink be fantastic time uh yeah we can't wait it's gonna be super super special um like peyton said earlier though in the intro not just saying it to say it there's legit about 100 tickets left so we want every single one of you to come but we didn't rent out Madison Square Garden. And we wouldn't fill even a portion of that out. Yeah, it'd be bad if we did. So if you want to come, you probably should go get your ticket.

That's all I'm going to say. Last thing I'm going to say about that. And we got a lot of comments saying, I thought y'all were coming here. Yeah. I thought y'all were coming down. I'm not going to lie. I did that, and a piece of throw up hit the roof of my mouth and it dripped down into the middle of my tongue. And you re-swallowed it.

100%. What am I supposed to do? Spit it? Honestly, Cam. If you just spit it through up right then and there, the episode's over. The whole episode would have been six minutes. I'm not going to lie. If you're about to ask me how much to eat your throw up, I'm probably gonna lie If you're about to ask me

How much to eat Your throw up I'm probably gonna strike you For even For even assuming That's an option That's what I was gonna say You know those fans

In the summer right That are filled with water And you And they go around They're like motorized And you spray them on yourself You put vomit in the bottle And you want me to spray

Your vomit on my face No I'm saying I would literally I would literally Cut your head off with a katana no you need help no something's going on a collectionist you're under attack i would do that if you drank a sweat cocktail of mine oh fuck saw that gag reflex no you run on a treadmill no i was doing that because the stench of my ass i'm talking about you. I would do that for free.

I would do that if I had a too hard of a workout. You're so raunchy. It's so, you're bad. That's your favorite thing about me. No, it's, oh, no, it's not. Oh, God, no, it's not. That scares me every time. That and that leg twitch.

Oh, no. God, your legs are small. My legs are not small. My legs are not small. No, it's not. Put the hat back on. Okay. Oh are not small. No, it's not. Put the hat back on. Okay. Oh, my God.

No, I'm not going to lie. It was hereby this day that we signed. That's what you look like when you take the hat off. No, but you know what? I got my wisdom teeth out this week. You did. There's so much to catch up on. I got my wisdom teeth out finally. Round of applause for you.

No more weakest round of applause you've ever had ever. Yeah, they do not care about me. That's what I want to say. That's what I want to say. Oh, God. Yeah, they do not care about me. And that's what I want to say. That's what I want to say. Oh, God. Y'all don't care about me. No one in this studio cares about me.

You don't care about me. My parents at home don't care about me. I think one of my stitches popped. They dissolved. But, so, right? Wisdom 2 surgery, I was very anxious about it.

I have PTSD from the dentist. Right? I'm terrified for good reason. I almost, I almost cahooted. Yes, I i did i was gonna come in for two days yes i did the stitches popped yes i was were you there you didn't even know the story until i told you because you weren't even there as a friend you didn't even drive down to austin texas to be my friend you don't love me you don't care about me anyway so did we know each other yes okay so what we did yeah we kissed by then so whenever i got the teeth out right i was fine yeah the day the day of the surgery i was

fine like i didn't even go to sleep when i got home yeah that's crazy i was knocked it's because i did i'm not a legal advisor of uh of medicine anything apothecary i just drank a shit ton of pineapple juice today with like almost a gallon of pineapple i wish i would have known that like literally i was no swelling i never never swell. I never swelled. What's the word? I never swelled. What's the word? The You Should Know Podcast.

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Cause I'm a professional Oh you're a professional Sick bastard Put the hat on Don't take it off again You in these hats Matter of fact Okay we're on the wisdom tooth

I called this man Maybe two to three times a day For four days straight He's in his own apartment With just himself He had a backwards hat on The entire time I'm starting to be convinced That you're scared of your own hair.

You are terrified of what you are. Your naked form of yourself haunts you. You are frightened by your own hair. It's like, who is there to impress? You had a backwards hat on. Like, get rid of the ball cap. Like, you gotta let it go. Get rid of it.

You had that hat on for 96 hours. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. No, you cap. Like, you gotta let it go. Get rid of it. You had that hat on for 96 hours. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. No, you need, no. No, you know what? There's therapy that needs to be in place. Because something's. You know what it is?

That's like your whoopee. That's your security blanket. I don't know what a whoopee is. It's like a security blanket, a toy, something you sleep with. Yours is a backwoods blanket. You're my security blanket. You don't want to cuddle anymore. You don't want to put crotch to butt anymore.

Spoon. Crotch to butt spoon. Weoon. Crotch to butt spoon. We never did. No, I was never. No, that never happened. What is that little hunching motion? No. Sitting back there, haunching.

No. No. Get your creepy hands off me. Yeah, we did. A backwards hat. There's more to it. No, this is what happened, right? Because I don't trust anybody.

Including yourself. That's my hope. That, right? Because I don't trust anybody. Including yourself. That's the point. You don't. Look at yourself. Find a mirror. Look up. You don't like that.

And you know you don't. That's why you hide. No, it's because. You need to go bald. But I keep it on my nightstand. I keep my hat on my nightstand. What? Because when y'all call me erratically, and I know if I answer this you're gonna be like oh my god you're disgusting idiot loser skinny hairy bag

and then i cry and then i cry myself to sleep no you you need to go bald mr clean bald start from zero i can't but then you'll be able to. Oh, we would see your reset button. But we'd see the Great Canal. But. Dude, you talk about heads like yours isn't massive. Okay, my head is big, but it's still in normal shape. Most people that have very large skulls, they're weirdly shaped.

I have a normal. You were weirdly shaped until you started working out. You look like you did musicals for a living. You look like you did your theater. You look like you did theater. No offense to theater kids. I love you. I love theater. But that out. You look like you did musicals for a living. You look like you did theater. No offense to theater kids. I love you. I love theater. But that's what you look like. You look like you belong in High School Musical 1.

Like you were on the ladder with Sharpay. Drip it a ball. Drip it a ball. Can I finish defending myself? My neck was quite skinny. Very skinny. You could fully choke me with one hand. You looked like a bob head. Like you were doing this all day. You you sneeze too hard you pass out look well um so the reason i keep my keep my hat by my nights in my night on in my on my nightstand right just in case when y'all call me because when y'all call me y'all make fun of me and y'all call me names and

it makes me feel bad about myself so i just put on the hat when y'all call me that's it yeah just clean your head still what's the weirdest thing you keep by your nightstand because i keep my ball cap because you make me insecure when you randomly facetime me i would say i have a tray of coins but what do you do that if there's loose change in my pocket before i go in for a nightly slumber i simply put it on that tray i probably have like eight dollars so wait a minute but no no i need to know how your nightly routine works because how does the coins in your pocket make it all the way right before you lay down in your bed? How does that not make out of you?

I'm getting tired. I'm about to get in bed. I'm about to get all the way down to my underwear. Cam doesn't bathe. I take sh- You go into your bed. I am not the person. I am not going to shower.

If there's no need for me to shower right before I go to sleep, I take off my outside clothes. No, you don't. You just said that you're going with your outside drawers on. You get in the bed butterball ass naked. If there's no need for me to shower right before I go to sleep, I take off my outside clothes. No, you don't. You just said that you're going with your outside drawers on. You get in the bed butterball ass naked. I don't sleep naked. Exactly. So you have your drawers on.

Yes. Outside drawers. That's your all day drawers. If I go to the gym. No, it's not. You just change your drawers when you get home. I shower in the middle of the day. You don't.

I go to the gym. You don't. So I get back at 2 p.m shower it is a very low even keel day for the rest of the time i'm not dripping in sweat like you are in your outside draws all right now since we want to go there my underwear are quite clean and they probably still smell of my fragrance yours resemble louisiana bayou so you need to get butt ass naked i don't if's coins in my pockets, I take my shorts off and I place the coins in the tray. And that's not even the weirdest thing I keep. It's a pocket knife. Who are you scared of?

It's not for protection. It is not for protection. What's going on at the Kennedy's? I keep a pocket knife. For your toe? For my toe. Yeah. It's a... No, it's bad. Wait, no, no, no. I keep a pocket knife for my toe. Yeah, it's a... No, it's bad.

Wait, no, no, no. You have an infected toe. I do. One. The other nine are purple. It's green, purple, black. It looks like some flag of a foreign country. I would take out the purple, the other three accurate, yeah.

And it stinks. It smells like rodents. No, it used to literally smell like a science experiment. No, your toe smells like the underworld. Like your shit smells awful. Wait. So, why do you have a knife? What do you do with the knife in your toe?

Okay. Are you working to cut the toe off? Sometimes, but basically it started when I lost the toenail clippers. You know how on toenail clippers they have that little blade that comes out you can kind of dig under and clean? So I lost that. Okay. So I got a knife. I was like, I would never use a kitchen knife.

So I had this pocket knife. And it's pretty old and dull. So I just go in there, dig out the gunk, toss it in the trash can. So you bought that to replace the clippers? I already had it. Oh, no. So you got that. You used it to replace the clippers.

Yeah. And it's been a part of my nightly routine. How long ago have you lost the clippers? About years no if i'm not gonna lie you've been knifing your toe for four years if i stabbed someone with that knife they are immediately necrosis like they are they are they are they are poison like it's like that no that blade is from the nether portal like It has magic with it. If I stab someone with that, their insides become black within 20 minutes. Somebody went through their whole high school career and you still have that knife.

Yeah, 100%. Freshman to senior, I'm still blading myself. Do you understand? It's not nightly, though. It's not nightly. It's probably bi-weekly. That knife belongs in Gotham. That is a foul knife.

That knife is in Gotham. That is a foul knife. That knife is a relic. That knife should be mummified in a museum when our time is over. That knife is a nuclear weapon. Oh, yeah. No, that knife could cause a civil war. Foreign countries are scared of that knife. No, but I'm not John Wick. It's for no protection.

If someone broke into my room, what am I going to throw the knife and it sticks and hurt? No. You honestly should, though. Oh oh i should start just you would start a second pandemic if somebody cuts down oh yeah no no that knife it could and honestly it should probably never leave my house no no it should honestly just get burned like you should i should like melt it you're gonna have kids they shouldn't breathe that knife you know dude, dude, you were right, though. Like if I get really deep and gunk comes. No, it smells like Baphomet's home. Oh, yeah.

No, it's it's tough to be around. Do you're a crazy? Yeah. Liv, you must love him. I do. Yeah. But yeah. That's my knife.

Oh, speaking of high school, right? Did we talk about high school? I said something about high school. Oh, the four years. The four years. Freshman to senior. I'm not going to lie. We, speaking of high school, right? Did we talk about high school? I said something about high school. Oh, the four years. The four years. Freshman to senior. I'm not going to lie. We went to a high school recently together because you worked at a high school.

I did. And we went back to visit some of your old colleagues, some of your favorite students. Oh, my God. And some of them watched the podcast, so I came to just say hi. Hate it. High schoolers are my biggest fear. It is a different world high school is disgustingly different it is like it it's like a like a real life gta5 like in this

high school it's like euphoria and gta there's crime no one is in dress code there's no dress there can't that's what happened to dress code cannot be's what they want. Have a dress code. There cannot be a dress code. There cannot be a dress code. I see people walk around in just like potato sacks. Like burlap. Like there's more skin than I've ever seen in my life. No, like some of them. It's bad. Some people are dressed like they're going to Miami on a yacht.

Oh, yeah. Like, where the hook is that in? Yeah, it's like, hey, you're 15. I'm out here in Miami. Yeah. Put a shirt on. It is. Oh, my God.

It's bad. And they all got the vapes. Oh, my God. You think we're in a casino? Yeah. No. It smells like cigarettes. There's literally just dust clouds everywhere. It's like a plane.

Oh, my God. In 1960. Oh, my God. Yeah. It's literally like a... They're just like, how's it going? It is unbelievable. And they're all in the bathroom.

They all just like hot box a bathroom. I went to pee and I almost got secondhand. The bathroom is hell in the high schools now. Bathroom is unbelievable. And they're all in the bathroom. They all just like hot box a bathroom. I went to pee and I almost got second hand. The bathroom is hell in the high schools now. Bathroom is hell. There's literally like curses like written on. I'm not talking like curse words. I'm talking about like voodoo on these spells. Like spell book witchcraft like carved into the stalls.

There's vape everywhere. There's like cartridges on the ground. So you're 15. It's like just go to biology yeah it's insane and like whenever we were in high school we had like the main thing we had fights right we had relationship drama and sports and sports and then there's obviously some drug kids oh yeah but that was a selective group yeah it's that wasn't cool whenever we were in high school from us to now is like the NBA from like 80s to now.

Exactly. It's a more physical league. There used to be like one guy that could really shoot threes. Yeah. When we were in high school, there was like one guy that really did chucks. He was like, that's him. But now, everyone can shoot threes. And now in high school nowadays, everybody's doing everything.

Everyone's walking around like this. It's like, it's 7.15 in the morning. morning you're trying to beat his ass what is happening no they did that at my high school too and my high school is a little ratchet but like fighting at seven in the morning i cannot get that angry at seven in the morning couldn't conjure it couldn't like my hands can't go like this oh man i still i'm like i'm like I still feel like I'm dreaming. If I'm still digesting eggs, I cannot fight. Bro, yeah. It makes me think, like, were we lame in high school?

Or is the world evil now? I think this is lame. I think drugs and, like, I'm not, like, St. Patrick over here. But, like, drugs and. Don't think that was the one you were trying to be. St. Patrick? Where you're going to hit a little heel click and bring out a pot of gold That might be racist, I don't know if you can say that

Oh, you're Irish, and ginger What? He is Irish Or ginger Cam, you're not ginger? I'm not ginger Holy shit, you're not ginger I'm not ginger

Cam, you gotta let this go I already, what are you looking at behind me? What are you staring at? Cause I was just looking at her picture Look how dark my head is right there That's a painting. Look at me now. Orange.

Cam. No, I'm not orange. Go back to Leo Skeppy episode 75 or something. When we had Leo Skeppy on and we were actually in a real studio that had high quality 4K cameras. 77. Episode 77. No. That was last week.

76. 76. 76. Look at that video. Have you watched it? You are orange, dog. It's lighting. I already looked it up because so many people.

Light my hair. It's not going to be red. You could do a different. Okay, because your hair is black. Okay, and you're just red. It's not red. I already looked it up. There's a slight reddish tint because that means somewhere in my lineage.

Oh, my God. Somebody was ginger. Oh, my God. If you have to Google your hair tint, that means you're hiding something. Because you're ginger. I'm not ginger. You're making that up. All right.

Don't pity me. If you're not ginger, I'm not 6'7". Don't pity me. Maybe you're not that tall today. What the hell did you just go through? I don't know. Don't pity me? I don't know who says that.

I don't know what land I was just transported to. I'm not going to. Don't pity me. I don't know don't pity me i don't know who says that i don't know what land i was just transported to i'm not quite so pity me i don't know that's some old shit that is some old but no that's like how old people text oh my oh no oh no no oh no god no i feel like old people and this might be oldest or old old old against oh Against age. Yeah, old age is in them. So I don't think at a certain age of elderly, you should get tested on everything normal civilians get. You should retest your driver's license. You should not be able to work a phone or you should be tested on it. 100%. And work a hot stove with flames. You shouldn't have control of

open flames so you're only giving the microwave food they're only they can only eat soup and potato they've been eating like me bro i was about to say they're only eating simply ready meals they've been eating wisdom tooth recovery for you bro no but oh the way old people text it god it kills and my mom she does it it, but I wouldn't classify her as – Your mom's not old. She's older. She has a 38, 39-year-old daughter, so it's like close. I don't want to say her age.

She's not old. But, God, the way she texts. I'll send the funniest thing I could possibly find, send it to her. There's six laughing emojis, and goes, great. So funny. Period. And I'm like, screw you, too. What did I do to you? Oh, my God. No, and like super old people, when they hold their phone up like right here, and they're

typing like this. Hold the one finger. They're typing like this. It's like, hey, bro. Get a damn jitterbug. It's time to get a jitterbug. Or a landline. Write an email on a computer.

Honest to God, they just need a home phone. If you're out and about, you better be with someone else. Do you remember, we'll get back to old people, but do you remember home phones? Scariest thing ever because I used to mack on girls. I'd give them my home phone.

If someone else picks it up? No, no. So I would go in my closet, right? And I would hide. Oh, I did that too. But there was a home phone in my mom's room and she would pick it up

and I heard her ass chewing on the other end. She would be listening. She didn't trust me at nobody. Bro, I used to take the home phone and i'd go in my mom's closet and sit there like why did we do that what's the closet that's such a i don't know it's like because you were embarrassed but you weren't but like you just didn't want anybody hearing your game yeah i'm like i still don't like people hearing my game yeah it's like i used to get a sharpie and i got in trouble i used to write my signature on my bedroom door

because I knew I was going to use it one day. So I practiced it. I've had the same signature since I was a kid, the one I use now. That's elite. That's tough. I bit a style from, I believe, Toy Story. The Sid, he had, like, a sign on his door that was crooked, so I literally got a piece of white copy paper and wrote in brown to make it think it was

like wood and i wrote the words jagged and i wrote knock before entering and i taped it on the door uh sideways no probably the lamest thing i've ever done in my life didn't he still like i feel like oh i had that until about two years ago yeah okay that was yeah no it was that sign and that was on there since i was like 11 yeah we'd be like 19 coming in drunk here. That's when that sign was. Oh, it's gone. No, it's gone. It's definitely gone.

Oh, but speaking of old people, I hate their skin. I don't like their skin. Like, if I flick an old person, their right arm is done for two weeks. It's so, oh my God, they bruise like bananas, dog. They get so just multi-colored it's like oh my god if you're like like our parents are getting older like if my dad's like working on my car or something he's bound to bruise and bleed oh my dad my dad bro my dog could just oh he could just bark at my dad his shit'll go

he can just start bleeding if my dad even picks up my dog he's bleeding if my dad, bro, my dog could just, he could just bark at my dad and his shit would go, he could just start bleeding. If my dad even picks up my dog, he's bleeding. If my dad looks at my car for too long, he's bleeding. Like, the old,

bro, old people's skin looks like a multigrain bagel. Like, there's so many, there's different just, like splotches and shit. It's like a little transparent too.

Like, it's like, you can, it literally feels like you can go, just like rip it. They're made of paper mache. It is insane. My grandma, rest in peace, we used to call her

grandma legs. Paper mache. It's like they're waking up and just putting... In elementary or middle school for a project, I made a paper mache Saddam Hussein. what in the hell it was for did you just disclose to me i i might be i don't know if we're can we say that he's he's a real person that is real and it was for class some could argue a historical figure some could and i was forced to do it like it wasn't like i was you didn't show and tell i was really looking my friend saddam he was like i was telling the story

of his his his reign of terror i'm so nervous oh and so oh my god and so that's that's that is easily that's easily probably top five funniest things you've ever told me oh and so i remember it was coach waltz's u.s history class is that u.s history saddam hussein was he involved at all he was something to do with our history i don't i honestly don't know who he is i I just know he did some things. So I remember I made it in my garage. And then it was the beginning of the year. It was like a beginning of the year project. So this is middle school, right?

And we picked from a hat, and mine was Saddam Hussein. So I was like, I had to Google him. I was like, damn, this shit crazy. And so I made him in the garage. I gave him a mustache and everything. And then. How tall was he? It was his head. It was his head.

It was his head. You made a bust of a paper mache bust of Saddam Hussein. I'm pretty sure there's a picture somewhere. My parents need to send it to me. There's got to be a picture of Saddam. And we'd have to stand by our bust and talk about Saddam. And I remember this was my weird phase where I'd wear blazers to school. So I wore a green blazer to school with suspenders

like hanging off my pants. And you know, like those, those, you know, that fabric, a shirt, when you can go like this and it changes like those pillows, you go like that. That was the texture of the blazer I wore to present Saddam Hussein. I can't, I'm sorry. Oh, my God. You're wearing a stripper blazer. Talk about it. Oh, my God. Cameron. Oh, my pen is wet.

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Now on to the rest of the episode did you ever have that tiamachi i thought you were about to ask if i ever made a paper mache satanist did you ever have the teramaki what the chia thing y'all know i know no the little thing in the game thing and it was like little animal, and you'd have to give it to somebody else so they could watch it while you're gone. The little digital animal. Oh. Tamagotchi?

A digi pet. A keychain or a tamagotchi? The keychain? I think it had a keychain, but I think I had the big one. That was a chia pet. No, that's where you grow. A digi pet. This is a chia pet.

That's a digi pet. Tamagotchi. Tamagotchi, yeah. Did you have one? My brother killed it, and I punched him in the throat. And then he shot me in the eye with a Nerf gun. And then he grabbed you with his foot. No, he shot my brother in his feet.

God, I love you, Preston. Holy hell. Preston, after that live stream, he gained like 100 followers because he was cooking my ass in that shit. Bro, he was cooking both of us. That was hilarious. He was getting all your shit. Yeah, that was funny. Preston's funny as hell. I think if Preston had not the nervousness to be on camera, he would be way more successful than me.

All right, we were just laughing too hard. We had to come back. Break the fourth wall. We had to laugh. I like these swim trunks right now. They're very comfy. You're not putting them on. What are you doing?

That's how much I like the merch. Your legs. I know those stink. I like my own stinch. Bro, I hurt my finger. How are we liking them? Those are elite. A little dumpy in the back.

Don't know if I can say. I got the new shorts on. I had to switch into them. I'm like a water hose down here. My shit's like coiled up on a hot summer's day. You ever seen a python get scared? Same thing that's going down upstairs. People that might be confused.

People that might be confused about the shirt behind you, right? This is not, we're still gonna, we still have a podcast going on, everybody shut up. Oh, yeah, this is my favorite shirt.

Even though it has really nothing to do with me, I had a lot of memories in Ronda. Who is Ronda for the new people? Ronda the Honda is my 2007 Honda Pilot with 199,000 miles on her with a fake ceiling, fake little screw-in lights. They're not lights. It was like a Rolls Royce. Everyone thought it was lights.

And she's a straight-up savage. I mean, straight up. We had so many memories in there. I think this is the first time we've announced that she's gone. She's gone. I have a new car. I had a boss Ronda the Honda one time.'s gone. I have a new car. We're going to boss her on to the Honda one time. Thank you.

Great memories in that car. Great memories. Unbelievable memories in the car. So that's, hence the loving memory, because she is gone. Well, technically, she's still with us. She's still alive. She hasn't been scrapped yet. For parts.

Yeah. She's gone. So, I mean. The crazy thing is, this is like an exact replica. Like this is the car. That's literally Rhonda. But the even crazier part is that is hand-drawn. That is not a picture of Rhonda and just like digitized.

Naomi drew that. Naomi's insane. In the description. But she physically drew that. That's ridiculous. In loving memory of Rhonda the Honda. Man, the memories. What's your funniest memory of Rhonda? I think one of the funniest ones was when we were driving

is either to seminole or back from seminole okay and we looked over it was like it was me young too 14 year old driving with one hand it was like a 14 year old kid driving a car on the interstate with one arm. We had the video. We do have the video. Can we put it in Patreon? If I can find it. I have it.

No, I know exactly where it's at. Okay, I think it's in my Snapchat memories from years ago. Send it to me. Patreon members, if you're in the Quali Club, you'll get to see that video. We were crying in the car. That all happened in Ronda. Another thing about Ronda. A lot of them I can't say.

Her window got busted out and didn't work so i made a duct tape window and had to drive three hours back home swear to god a minute and 30 into the trip the duct tape went it just flew out i went a whole three hours bugs and shit in my face oh it was awful she's fantastic though god i miss her i have a video of my first time in ronda you do yeah it's. We were at Seminole. It was August of 2018 or something. It was the first time. And we went to that gas station.

That's like right when you pull out of Seminole, you're going to those winding roads. It's on that corner. Yeah. Yeah. It was right there. And I got that little ice cream thing in there. And I remember I have a video. We were listening to Eminem in the car.

Oh, the thing where you rip the cap off to put in the machine. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I bet if I checked the macros on those, it'd make me shit my pants. See, the thing where you rip the cap off to put it in the machine? Oh my God. Oh my God. I bet if I checked the macros on those, it'd make me shit my pants. See, dude, what's wrong with you?

That's what pisses me off. Ew, what's wrong with you? You try to be healthy and live long. That's what I was going to say at the beginning of the podcast. No one loves me. That's what I was going to say

at the beginning of the podcast. You got to stop that. You're going to shit your pants. I think there's something in me. Like, I think there's like a gas thing. I think there's a... That God squeezes.

That was going to sound insane. So, no, this is the thing. No one here, there's a lot of people back here, and everybody back here claims to love me. My parents claim to love me. You see how I'm talking to them and no one's looking at me? Like, that's what I'm talking about. No one respects me.

No one loves me back here. I've been going through hell this past week because I can't eat. I've been on an applesauce, mashed potatoes, soup, ramen, ramen, spaghetti-o's diet, right? Drinking Gatorade, smelling like crust in my bedroom. The wisdom teeth have nothing to do with your crust. Your crust stench. No. Shower.

I don't want to shower with my wisdom teeth. I feel like the heat would have expanded my jaws. No, literally, my mom came into my room, and she literally tucked the blanket in, like, not in my ass, but, like, under my ass to where, like, no air could get out. You're incredible. I mean, you truly, you are astonishing at this point. What did I say? Your mind. It is such a work of art.

It is fascinating. Thanks. You are just an incredible individual. No, it's because we were watching Science Suns. You think you get a surgery in your mouth and you cannot bathe. Yeah. You think the water heat is going to expand your bone structure? No, it's not my bones.

It's my gums. You said your jaw. I think my jaw is going to go big. You said your jaw. My jaw jims. My jaw jones. My jaw jones. My jaw jones.

My jaw jones. My jaw jones. My jaw jones. Why do people watch this? Like, honestly. Like, what do they get out of this? Like, what do we provide? It's sad because so many people relate with you.

It frightens me. Yes, because you know what it is y'all are liars you're a liar everybody that watches you're a liar y'all are liars everybody lies everybody has what i have inside but they have that thing no no no no no oh my god's going to get clipped everywhere. You're going to look insane. You look like you just got out of, like, a ward. You're like, everyone has what I have in here. They just, they don't let it out. They can't. And I just, I do. Like, that's what you look like.

That's exactly right. No. I have something, right, that you have. Oh, no, I don't. Oh, my God. No, I don't. Oh, you have things I will never have oh are you holding my credit card what is it what is happening what else is she

buying for those that don't know lifts been $2,000 in five minutes okay but this is what i was gonna say right forget my mind please you need to forget it so look right i've been going through hell this past week i haven't smelled good i haven't felt good and i've been like this because that's you know when you feel good you know that's such a real thing though you don't feel good no wait like when you're sick oh my god okay okay sorry gotta say in the sauna wake that thing up anyway right so I didn't feel good this last week right i've been eating mashed potatoes i got holes in my skull i have ptsd because i've been through traumatic things with my mouth and surgery doctors made put flame in my mouth while i was awake i watched a match

go into my throat and then woke up three days later imagine that i was on an ice diet for a week, and I had wisdom in my skull that had to get taken out. So, look, I couldn't eat, and I only eat Whataburger, McDonald's, Chipotle, Starbucks every day. Those are my four meals every day. That's so bad. I haven't even been able to shit because there's nothing in me. And so, and this is what y'all do. Y'all took me to tropical smoothie and i love it chipotle chicken flatbread it's my favorite food so good and y'all ate it in

front of me and then cam said you can lick you can lick my bacon i ate that bitch right in front my parents brought whataburger into my apartment and sent cam and live pictures of it this is very i was out with these undisclosed names yesterday we went to in and out and they ate it in front of me and then we went to where else did we go chick-fil-a and they ate it in front of me no one respects me no one oh it is what it is all right all right if okay if y'all get y'all's legs cut off in a traumatic incident i'm signing you up for a marathon see how that feels that's not the same if the equivalent would be if we get our legs cut off and you ask us to go watch you run a marathon. We know I couldn't do that.

Oh, yeah. You'd be like, damn, this is hard. Honestly? No, you can't. Yes, I could. No, you can't. Without training, I could run a marathon and not be last. I agree.

Yes! Yes! The only thing that saved you was the not be last. I googled how far it would take to walk to the moon. It's 200,000 miles away, and by car, that would take five and a half months. By foot, three years to walk to the moon. What did you? It's 200,000 miles away.

It would take five months by car, three years by foot, if I did my calculations correctly. And I didn't do it in Australian time. I don't agree with the second one. Honestly, I would burp you if you let me. And I didn't do it in Australian time. I don't agree with the second one. Honestly, I would burp you if you let me. You would burp me? Yeah.

As if I was an adolescent. You have a good neck. To hold. I think I have good bone structure. I think your bones frighten me. Somebody commented that when I wear skinny clothes that I look like that thing from Spongebob in the wheelchair, they're saying chocolate. Chocolate! And that hurt my feelings.

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you should know studios.com backslash shop how y'all doing we're doing good it is a great day no no no no no no no it's not I have to talk about something. We have to address something right now. Oh, my God, Dewey. Oh, it's with this one right here. Don't point like that. Oh, no, it is this one. The sickest thing ever. What time did I tell you to come in here today?

Noon. And what time is that? There's nothing to think about. There's nothing to think about debate. There's nothing to ponder on. There's no... Noon. What time is noon? You ask a country bumpkin what time noon is,

they're going to say like 11, 11.30. Okay, but two things. But there's two very interesting things. One, it doesn't change for anyone. And you're not a country bumpkin. You're not. I don't know what... You might be.

You're not a country bumpkin. You don't know that. No, we do. We know. It's're not a country pumpkin. You're not. I don't know. You're not a country pumpkin. You don't know that. No, we do. It's fact. It's fact. No, no. Okay, what's. She's insane, too.

She's crazy. Why are you saying noon can be different times, Ashlyn? Like, I want. Yeah, what does that mean? When did you learn when noon was? Who said noon is at this time? It's universal. Who said that?

Who said that? What time did you learn what. Time three o'clock is. No, what time did you learn what midnight was who said what time did you learn what what what time three o'clock is well no what time did you learn what midnight was like when did you learn that in school they went through the clock and they said midnight they didn't and they left out noon they did no they didn't ashlyn i love you to death girlfriend but i taught you taught your students i taught my students i was a first grade teacher and like on on their things, I did say, I said 12 o'clock. I didn't specifically say noon. I didn't use the term noon. But no, okay, but it's not like noon.

It's not a new interpretation. It's not. Noon is noon. But what is noon? It's 12! It's noon! It's 12! It says who?

Everybody! Existence! Look it up! Look it up! There's no need to look it up. I guarantee you it's going to say noon is midday at 12 p.m. is noon. Noon just confuses me because nobody tells you what time noon is. Where did you grow up?

Ben, Texas. So you see this catch a bucket. So if somebody were like, if you're having a meeting and they're like, let's go grab lunch at noon, you'd be like, please. You'd be like, is that 1.30? That's insane work. That's exactly what I did in our text. What's the first thing that pops into your mind when you hear noon? 11.

Oh, my God. Oh, Ashlyn. Ashlyn. Ashlyn. 11, 11.30. Okay, but here, let me stop you right here. There's no, Olivia, there's no but. I understand where she's coming from.

No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. I'm honestly looking back, trying to sit here and think about it as y'all are bantering. No one has ever taught you noon. Honestly, think about it. When did someone sit you down and say, hey, Cameron, this is noon? They don't. They only do it with midnight.

So noon is up for interpretation. Okay, no one's ever sat me down and be like, this is what midnight is. It's just a learned thing. It's midnight. It's midnight. You learn what midnight is when you stay up too late, and you also learn it in school. But they don't teach that with noon. Yes, they do, because lunch is at noon.

So you think, yeah, class is at noon. No, they have A, B, C, and D lunch. And you know what time it is. It's not just A at time. B time. They don't say B lunch is at noon. Yes, they do. That's exactly how you know when to go.

On the schedule, it doesn't say noon. Yes, it does! Okay, so you're telling me you can walk on the street. No, it doesn't say noon. She's saying it's going to say 12. It says 12. So, okay, you mean to tell me, if I told you, if I literally sent a text, and I said, you need to be, if I sent, I think I felt things fall off.

If I send you a text, if I send you a text and I said, there's a million dollars in a briefcase under this tree, you have to grab the suitcase at noon and there's no more communication after you get that text. What time are you showing up to the damn tree? Oh my God.

And you're going to miss a million dollars because of your pride. I would stay there because I just don't know what time. It's noon. Ashton, if I said you have to come get this shot at 2 p.m., you're not going to question that. That's 2 p.m.

That's not noon. Noon is noon. Exactly. 2 p.m. is 2 p.m. Ashton, what do you think afternoon means? After noon. It's in the afternoon. After noon.

Okay, no, Payne, stop right there. Afternoon can mean a lot of things. No, I'm not saying afternoon. Afternoon. Okay, no, Paige, stop right there. Afternoon can mean a lot of things. No, I'm not saying after the time noon. I think afternoon's like 3 p.m. It is. Jesus Christ. We're saying the breakdown of the word. The breakdown of the word.

Okay, okay, okay. The breakdown of the word. After meaning post. So noon means what? Post, noon, 12. Noon means 12. Who says that? The world.

Ashlyn. Ashlyn. Ashlyn. Ashlyn. Show me. Who said that? Who invented noon? That is true. Who invented 1pm? God, I don't know. Tell me who made the the what?

Tell me who gave you the lesson on midnight. Who invented midnight? Oh, your teacher, Miss Mackie invented midnight. Okay, think about this though. If you're walking on the, your teacher, Miss Mackie, invented midnight. Okay, think about this, though. If you're walking on the street and you're like, okay, do you know what noon is? Do you think 99% of people are going to say?

Yes. I would literally venture to say 100 out of 100. If I walked outside of our studio and I polled 100 human beings, 100 of them are going to say it's 12. I don't know. No one else is going to go. It's actually like, that's law. Like, that's law. That's not like a folklore.

It's law. Okay, listen to this. The first time we, like, talked about it in the group message, when we said, hey, Ashlyn Noon, were you very, like, thrown off? Like, did you even know what the term noon was? Oh, I was confused. That's why. So she's never even heard it.

So it hasn't been exposed to her. No, it has. No, it has. No, it has. Every time I hear noon, it just, I get anxious about it because I don't know. What is happening? I don't know what time. Noon.

That's what time it is. I saw the message and I was like. Okay, so she needs more detail. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. This is exact. It's four letters in one time. Okay. Noon.

N-O-O-N. 12 p.m. Noon. It wasn't taught to me like that. I don't know. I feel like noon is very up for interpretation. Okay, well. It's not, though.

It's not, though. In our messages, I said, so, like, 11, 1130, or, like, 12, 1231. What time is noon? The fact that you gave a two-and-a-half-hour window for the word noon is madness. Now, that is criminal. It is madness. Okay, if afternoon gets that much of a time frame, why doesn't noon? Because all afternoon means afternoon. After that time. So, if afternoon gets that much of a time frame, why doesn't noon? Because afternoon means afternoon after that time.

So what time is morning? Not noon. Morning's not an exact time. It's everything before 12, before noon. Okay, noon is a term. It's not specifically a time. No, it's not. It's a term.

Noon is noon. It's a term, just like morning's a term. Okay. Like 12. 12 is a number. One is a noon. It's a term. Just like morning's a term. Okay. Like 12. 12 is a number. One is a number. Three is a number. Half.

Two o'clock. Half. Half is a term, right? Listen to me. Half is a term. Half can mean a lot of things. What's half of eight? Time.

Four. What's half of 10? Five. Half is a term, but it means half of something. It means something. That's a fact. So it's a term. But it means an exact thing. It means something. So it's a term. But it means an exact thing.

It means an exact thing, though. It holds one. It is a term that holds one thing. I've never seen you so red. This is madness. Go ahead. Go ahead. Listen, so let me ask you this very important question.

What time is morning? From what time to what time is morning? That's not a set time. No, I'm asking what time is morning. Morning is not a set time. Why? That's the answer. It's not a set time. What time is the morning? That's not a set time. No, I'm asking what time is morning. Morning is not a set time. Why? That's the answer. It's not a set time.

What time is the afternoon? It's not a set time. It's after 12. You just said it's any time after 12. Any time after 12. Because after noon, the time of 12. So morning. After 12.

Morning is what? Morning could be anything before 12. So what is afternoon? After 12. After 12. After noon. Let's break it down. Let's break it down Let's break it down

After meaning post Meaning prior Noon meaning 12 Not prior Post Post After Afternoon could be different to multiple people

It is Afternoon is different So everything else is as well No No After No listen Listen to me

Noon is from Listen to me Oh just shut your Oh just shut your goddamn mouth. Listen to me. Listen to me, Ashley. No, no, no. No, no, everybody be quiet because I might bleed.

Listen. I think my penis is going to fall off. Listen. Noon, right? Noon. Yes. Noon slash 12 because it's the same thing. Just listen.

Noon slash 12. After noon slash 12. Get it? Because noon and 12 are interchangeable. Yeah, what the fuck? The word noon is interchangeable with 12. What? Noon is 12.

12 is noon. Noon is noon. Are there definitions of each other? Yes. Show me. The literal definition of noon is 12 p.m. What's the definition of 12 p.m.? Noon.

There's no definition. What's the definition of 8.30? They're interchangeable. There we go. What's the definition of 2 p.m.? There's no definite what's the definition of 8 30 they're entertained there are there we go what's the definition of 2 p.m there's not 2 p.m okay okay there you go you just caught yourself you just caught yourself in a lie because you oh i got y'all no it's a big increment you said noon is 12 it has a definition what's 2 it's 2 p.m we said noon is 12. It has a definition. What's 2 p.m.'s definition? We said noon. The definition of noon is 12 p.m.

You just... You're wrong. You asked us what the definition of 2 is. You asked us what the definition of 2 is. There's no definition of 2 p.m. There's not. Noon's definition is 12 p.m. But then you said 12's definition is noon.

No. Yes, you did. Payne just said that. Listen, I said...'s definition is noon. No. Yes, you did. Payton just said that. Listen, I said what time? He said they're interchangeable. They're interchangeable. That's why afternoon is after 12. Okay, whatever.

Get it? So afternoon's up for interpretation. No, it's everything after 12. Anything after 12 is in the afternoon. But when you tell someone, hey, be there in the afternoon. There's not a set time. It's anything after 12. That's super vague.

If you tell someone, be there at noon. It's 12 p.m. Yes That's after 12. That's vague be there in the morning. Just like you said earlier that vague be there at night They be there at midnight. It's fucking 12 Ashlyn listen to me hold on I'm in this right now. We could go to noon is. Ashlyn, listen to me. Hold on. I'm going to end this right now. We can go to the next. Oh, my God. I googled. I just don't believe you.

Google. What time is noon? Noon means midday or 12 o'clock. Midnight refers to 12 o'clock at night. If you ask someone what midday is, what would they say midday is? The middle of the day. That's vague. It says it could be.

Do y'all not understand? It didn't say or. It didn't say or. It didn't say or. It said noon is midday or 12. What is the middle of the day? What is the middle of the day? 24. It said midday or 12.

So midday is up for interpretation. What is the middle of 24? What's the middle of 24? Matter of fact, back to half. What's half of 24? 12. Interesting. That wasn't so hard for you yet noon is a it's comp it's perplexing your mind okay but the thing is but the thing is if she was never exposed to it no one has ever told her what noon is how like that can be anything i just refuse to believe you have not been in an establishment

where you're not that's that's noon all the time but I always ask because I don't, I want to make sure. Well, now you know. Simpleton. And some people say different things other than 12. Those people belong in prison. No, they're rotting in hell. Those people are rotting in hell. If they want noon to be 12, they should just call it half.

In the story, from now on out, just say 12 o'clock. Half day. 12 o'clock. Y'all make me itch. Half day should be noon. Fuck noon. That's literally, what do you think, what do you think midday? Mid, meaning middle.

Day, meaning the day. It's up for interpretation. How many hours are in a day? 24. What is the mid of 24? 12. I hear you, but you're wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.

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The You Should Know Podcast. All right, they're very wrong, but it's all right. That's sickening. This is why I know y'all love having them on. Y'all love hearing this, but it literally takes years. Off of my life. Off of my life. Off of my life. I'm making you younger.

Excuse me? No, you're sending me to my grave. But I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, pay in a can. Pop culture, pay in a can. What do you got for pop culture? I don't know what's happening in the world.

I've been in bed rest. I have a decent thing. We're going to go music for this time around. Oh, Drake. Slime You Out. Slime on you. Slime you out. Slime you out.

Slime you out. It's a good song. He's talking his shit out. Him and SZA, Slime You Out. Drake dropped a pre-release track off of For All The Dogs. Very good. Featuring SZA. Very good song.

Can't wait for the album. And then Rodarius. Rodarius is back in action. Rodwave. He dropped an album. I really enjoy Rodwave's music, but I mean, a lot of people can say this about artists that they're not just diehard stans and someone's gonna try to argue me but it's like if you're being real

with yourself Rod Wave has made essentially three or four of the same album every album sounds the exact same y'all can say that about any artist no you can't and I love country music country music is closer but why if his albums have done so well

why no exactly I'm just saying as a listener yeah as a listener it's like I could literally probably

turn on a song and be like it's gonna sound like this there's gonna be this type of melody and that's gonna be that it's just the same every time which if it works

don't stop it but it's not broke don't fix it I still listen to the album I still like Rod Wave but I'm saying it's just like I'm a big Rod Wave fan. I'm less excited for it now because I've got three years of the same. You know, there is hit songs that are fantastic, but I know exactly what is going to be.

Rod Wave sells a lot of tickets, which is crazy. Like he sells a lot like arenas. His shows are good. Yeah, but I feel like if he got out of his comfort bubble of making the same song, he would be one of the biggest artists ever because he's so talented, but he just keeps that same. Maybe he just waits. Like Drake.

Like Drake. He makes every song. Drake has given timeless, like, masterpiece albums. Yeah. Then he did more of a certified lover boy. You know, he had his da-da-da, like his appealing to the boys boys doing some slow songs, whatever.

And then he said, all right, bet boom, a whole house music album. It was so good. Whole house music. He's never done that. And he did not,

he didn't do like a song or a EP. He did an entire studio album of a complete different genre. Everyone clowned him for it. And then in two weeks, number one album in the world. Yeah. It's like, that's,

that's how you literally transcend and you keep growing like i am but i'm not like i can listen to taylor swift all day and i'll be straight i'm left here i'm not saying nothing i love her taylor's taylor swift what is why did you do this yeah she's great why'd you do this i love her she's the best i like this podcast i like keeping it I love Taylor Swift She's the best She's the great She is though Are you talking about I know what you're doing

But she is a goat Travis Kelsey thing I heard something about it Yeah about how Travis Kelsey like Him and Taylor Swift Were like Trying to date

Or someone said no To each other Travis Kelsey He's majestic He's a beautiful man He's majestic You're a Travis Kelsey fan I said good for her

Oh good for her Like saying like Okay okay I didn't think that was Travis Kelsey fan? I said good for her. Oh, good for her. Like saying like, okay. I didn't think that was Travis Kelsey's flavor. I'm not going to lie. Me neither. He likes him. He's a queen. Some black woman.

But you know, it didn't go right. So he's going to try to tell him different. Travis Kelsey makes me blush. What? What did you just say? No, there's something behind you actually. I was just looking at it and admiring it. Travis Kelsey makes me blush.

That's crazy. That's an insane thing to say, but he's majestic. You know this is a top 20 podcast, right? Can we switch the topic? So he might hear that. And if he does, literally fly me out to Kansas City. No, basically I want to get like a nice little taper with the buzz. I'm afraid my head's a tad bit too big, but I would admire to look like Travis.

Send him your barber. What part? This part? No, I'm about to get a guard a guard and i'm gonna take all this down to this towards all the same length i think it'll look good it's big it's it's enough where you can grow out oh let's talk about um that will connect what's your name's uh creepy demon album doja cat uh no we're not talking about no we're not doing that i love jesus christ my lord. My Lord and Savior. Never mind. All right. I think there's something else I wanted to talk about.

I did the music. It was anything crazy that happened this week? Was there any... Live show. Yeah, let's talk about the live show. Let's promote that a little bit. We're all going to be there. We're all going to be there.

So, whole gang is in New York. Auntie Ash will be there. Whole gang is in New York. Auntie Ash is going to be there this time around. She was there at the down show, so y'all can come up to her and take pictures. If you want to take flicks with Auntie Ashlyn, she's been on 10 Minute Talks. She's been in vlogs. She's been on Full Link.

She's been here the whole time. She's been working hard, too, though, so she's missed a couple. She would rather buy a chicken than a lion. But she's a working woman, but she's going to be there in New York. So is Sanjan. He's been a couple of- Ryan's going to be there. Oh, my.

The whole gang's going to be there. The whole gang's going to be there. Oh, Lolly's going to be there. You will hear her ass in the damn crowd. You're going to hear this right here yeah like this woman's yelling behind me but the whole gang's gonna be there it's gonna be very uh awesome to have everybody there but uh this is what i was gonna say if you have been to the other shows okay i know we've prefaced this before yes so you know how drake is on tour right now our comedians are on tour and they're not going to

change what they do from city to city it's going to be the same show obviously like if you went to the dallas show it's going to be the same show uh like structure wise but we're going to make different things we made some adjustments here and there's yeah but just i don't want y'all to buy a ticket to this next show and then get there expecting something completely different it's the same thing because we were this is practice we wanted to make it good for y'all to buy a ticket to this next show and then get there. Expecting something completely different. It's the same thing. Because this is practice. We wanted to make it good for y'all. You perfect the show, and then you go and show it to multiple places. I mean, Drake's going to give you the same set list.

Like, if you went to a Dallas Drake and then you go to an Atlanta Drake, you're hearing the same songs. He might have a little different joke because this is Atlanta. He might bring a different guest out. They don't even change the jokes. But, I mean, it's the exact same thing. So, if you went to the first one, first ever live show in Dallas,

you can still come if you want, but we're just telling you two things. One, it's going to be the same show. Two, do not spoil it for anyone else. Thank you. That's it. I don't know why I said thank you. You said thank you. If you come to the after party, we can take shots together. We do do that at the after party. We do do that at the party.

I like the tequila. At the party. Cam had a hard time saying no, so he had a rough night at the first after party. Y'all were just blessing us, hanging out with us, and there was a lot of shots that came my way. And I was more reserved the first after party. I think New York is going to give us an energy where I'm not going to be too reserved at the second after party. Whoop-dee. We'll be going crazy.

And with the special guests we have that are coming. Oh, yeah. It's going to be insane. It's going to be a star-studded deal. We're going to be like 50 deep. Oh, yeah. It's going to be insane. It's going to be dope.

Also, for New York, I don't think, this is my challenge to the New York crowd. I don't think they're going to be able to beat the Dallas crowd. Dallas crowd was crazy. It was so loud. It was crazy. They were loud in the line to get in. Yeah, they wrapped around. They wrapped around outside.

So, New York. I know y'all are cool in New York. You know what I mean? Y'all are like- Did you hear? You know, a bodega, bacon, egg, and cheese. You heard? A bacon, egg, and cheese.

I want y'all, like, at a use of no show, I want all the cool shit to go away. I don't want anybody to feel cool. We're a big, happy, weird-ass family. Goofy family. One roof, and we're going to laugh. We're going to be loud. We're going to drink if you can and if you want. And we're going to take that night to forget about anything we have in the real world,

and we're going to have fun. So be loud, have fun. And even if you come alone, it's not going to feel like you're alone. I promise you. You're going to have a big old family there. All right. I love you guys. I can't wait to see y'all in New York and for y'all to be seeing y'all rock the new

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Oh, can I say something? Sure. I don't know if I can say this. I just want to say, can I rest a piece of Dusty one time on the podcast? I want to give a shout out to him. Yeah, we can. I want to give a shout out to my man Dusty one time. Shout out to Dusty.

Shout out to Dusty, yes. That was my... Skitter. That was my Skitter. That was my beloved dog. My mom and dad's dog since I was in like fifth grade.

He just recently passed and I put him down this past week. So yes. He lived a great school life. In the comments if you want to put either RIP Dusty

or put send in love, prayers, whatever you want to to mom and Lisa, Papa Mike, whatever. But yes, that was their baby just as much as me. But yes, he did get a Hershey's kiss right before he went down.

Oh, that's a great way to go. Every dog deserves to taste chocolate before they have to go because they can't have it while they're alive. They can't? No. I've been feeding Malcolm Hershey since he was a puppy. Oh, I thought you were about to say you feed a Ruby Hershey instead of saying I was smacking him. But we love every single one of you. Fantastic episode. We can't wait to see the pictures and the posts from merch and live show.

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CJ, keep all this in. We're having a great time I'm cold it feels cold in here. Okay But I like it though. It feels fantastic get a puzzle. I'm gonna see the first person to complete a puzzle Oh, yeah, hey, that's that offer still stands Well koala club saw it first person to purchase a puzzle and complete it and tag us and post it You're gonna get all the love reach repost shoutouts everything Don't go don't hire a professional puzzle maker. Yeah, if you... We'll find out.

If you hire a puzzle... If you hire a puzzle, Maka, I'm a father. Okay. I want to get naked and kiss Cam. That's it. Please get us out of here. When I take libraries, don't bring home to Christmas. I don't know how to do that. Oh, shit. I'm sorry.

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