You Should Know Podcast - REVEALING MY BIGGEST SECRET -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: October 24, 2022

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Okay, alright, alright, alright. You're purposefully starting all right all right all right you're purposefully starting to not round of applause on cue and we i said last week that we're gonna have a meeting about it but we honestly might have a meeting about it because it is starting to um upset me just kidding it's not i love you but guys welcome back to the podcast if you haven't already look below you hit that subscribe button. Leave a comment saying you're here, even if you're in the Discord fam. Guys, we have so, so, so, so, so, so many things to say at the intro. Because you know the intros are full of updates.

I get a lot of questions on the weekly, on the daily, on the hourly, on the minutely, on the secondly. I'm surprised I got that all in one full run. First of all, the updates of the studio. I know you're looking at the studio being like, there's new faces here. Yep, new characters unlocked. If you look up here, we got Pete. Pete is a new addition to the studio. Koala Pete, one of the 10 koala bears don't make it home to Christmas.

We got Fake Me, Dragone, and we got Hoover. Hoover's a gift from the P.O. Box. And we got some Gushers over there. Me and Carlos came. Team, you should know, I've been snagging on that. And I got a can opener from the P.O. Box. And we got some Gushers over there. Me and Carlos came. Team, you should know I've been snagging on that. And I got a can opener from the P.O. Box. So thank you everybody that's sending me stuff on the P.O. Box. I will check that weekly.

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Yeah, you say that every week. I know, but it's because of how much I love you. It's because of how much I love you. Give me my hand. This is my arm. Can I tell you something? This's because how much I love you I want you this is my arm can I tell you something this is my arm we might sound the same this is my arm do you think we honestly do you have your arms and I have what I asked for it back you're supposed to give it back can you tell me something though yeah hey Hoover I forgot what I was gonna say oh yeah how do you feel about Hoover? New edition. Dragone? Don't do that.

Pete. Pete. It's cracking, baby. We're going to tell the story about Pete. God. We have a very, it was a very. I almost got slapped to get that damn koala bear. There's a lot of stories that we had during this 14-hour road trip.

Unbelievable. We can't tell all of it. Maybe one day. maybe like the statute of limitations goes but um we also film the whole thing whenever we make a patreon you'll see the vlog from this 14 hour road trip um it was an amazing experience but before we get into that i i need to tell you something um this is not a confession at all. This is just something like, I don't know what came over me just today. Like for the past, like two, like it was like a two hour thing. I was like, I want to have a child and you know me, I don't want to have a child. Yeah. But I just like, I was thinking about like having a little man and you got the little, he has like, I saw this baby

on the side of the road. Right. Okay. It's a crazy, what do you mean on the side of the road right okay that's crazy what do you mean on the side of the road like he was a dumpster or something what do you mean on the side of the road like it was a razor scooter like he was just sitting there who has it when is a baby on the side of the road i said i saw this baby with his beautiful family being carefully protected in his stroller being blocked from the uv rays he said on the side of the road like it was a beat down 2002 civic just sitting there what are we talking about that's not what i meant i meant like because i was driving right to the studio and there was like this um because i came here to work earlier yeah there's just an orphanage on the side there was his mom and and her small child they were selling flowers for the cars okay and he

had a he he was so, and he had little legs. So he was with an adult. Yes. He was supervised. Okay, good. Let's just clarify that, because he was on the side of the road. So let's get that out there. No, but he had such little legs, and I was like, oh, I want a son.

And I just want to grab his little calves and, like, help him put on clothes. Yeah, dude, toes on little kids? Oh, that sounds crazy but like i okay i have a fair share of nieces and nephews and they're all itty bitty and their little armpits it's the softest thing you've ever seen in your life their little toes are so cute like it's just it's if it's kind of it's kind of different because they're literally small human beings and like it's insane i've never touched a baby before okay i'm so terrified of babies they they. And, like, it's insane. I've never touched a baby before. Okay. I'm so terrified of babies.

They're the scariest. Like, if it's not mine, I will not. Like, when you have a kid, you're not going to let me hold your kid. Because you know I have. I won't, but. But, I got. Matter of fact, I'm going to force you to. I'm just going to be like, P.A., I'm going to go put Malachi down.

You mind? And as soon as you turn around, I'm just going to be like. I'm just going to be like. I'm just going to be looking at you. I'm just going to be like. Oh, God. Oh, God. I hope you don't have ah, ah. He's like, oh God, oh God. I hope you don't have that much stress in me. And I'm gonna go just take him.

But one thing we do have going for us, like the first time I held my, so my sister, the first time she became a mom, she was super weary as all women should be. Like that's my baby, I held it for nine months. Like I have an unbelievable attachment to this. So she hands her off to me the first time, cordially, she's like, God, please be careful.

And I'm like, this is a baby. Like, I'm, of course. And she sees me grab her like this. She's like, oh,

well, yeah, I guess your hand is the size of her back. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, I'm not dropping this kid. You have a mitten.

Yeah, I'm like, I'm sitting here like, like, she's not going anywhere. Yeah. Like, that's one thing we have going for us.

We have a lot of, a lot of leverage, a lot of arm space. We can hold this child. I know, but it's just so like, someone's in the back. I know Like, that's one thing we have going for us. We have a lot of leverage, a lot of arm space. We can hold this child. I know, but it's just so, like. Someone's in the back. I know you hear that. Yeah, I heard that.

Why is it every episode we feel like somebody's infiltrating? Just go. We're already shooting. Please leave. What was that? Huh? The door's locked. They can't get in through that.

Yeah, they can't. But it always sounds like someone's walking in. I don't know what it is. You need to get some WD-40 and hit the bolts bolts but how are the bolts moving if it can't open i don't someone's sitting there trying to just check in like they just walk around they could get in but yeah tell them that i just go to the other one it's wide open geez we're not robbing a bank with you we have security we weren't we weren't in the tahoe we were in the excursion come on now cops what are you doing but you didn't get me yeah come on no but i don't want

a kid but i just thought for a little bit so you like them yeah i i i don't know i just dj payton coming back to you i don't know It's just like I don't have enough time right now or money to have a kid. So it's just like once I get that, I'll want one. I actually have to have a partner to do that. Yeah, you need a woman to do that. I've kind of teeter-tottered on that. So you all know me and Liv, you know, newlyweds and whatnot. And at first we were like honeymoon baby, let's go right after.

Boom, put a bun in the oven. Let's get this thing cooking. Then we were like, well well maybe we should get some yeah right now we're on like a sandy foundation let's get let's get some you know let's get some seed let's get a solid foundation concrete poured yeah you don't want that stress then we go back and we're like i don't know like it's what a baby is one of those things like of course you want to be completely, like, this is just my experience, my new headspace when it comes to children. Like, you want to be completely developed.

Your jobs, your careers, your savings, your home, everything is just like, you're financially secure. So you bring a human into the world with a perfect just balance, right? But at the same time, bro time bro like you can't stop god's timing right and his plan and it's like if we were to have a baby it's like that's our that is a human being that we've made i'm not failing it yeah i would like i would have to cut out anything and everything in my life to where this human is getting everything it deserves and that's why i can't right now is because i you know how focused I am on this shit.

So it's like I can't, like once this is like where, you know, where this is going. Step one for you, you need a woman. But I mean, it's, you know, you're going from, you know, going from like clicking the start button straight to level eight. And it's just, you know, it's a progress. I'm at level seven. Level eight is child. I keep going. Should I turn on the game? Should I keep going should I turn on the game?

I wait should I turn on the game should I wait you have the checkpoint should I but you're so young too It's not like y'all got married like no no so y'all so young. Yeah, no we're young That's the part where it's like we can afford so now we're basically in that in that mode of like, you know Let's get through a year or two maybe and then see but at the same time it's like if it were to happen Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like we're we're we're completely ready for it but we are trying to be um as smart as we can in that approach which is so crazy now like i remember like in high school whenever you'd see on instagram like one of your like class like what people you grew up with are having kids you're like oh shit like how are you doing and like i still go through that and then when i see it i'm like oh

we're old enough this is normal but think about back then yeah think about like you are like at like an adolescent mind like oh wow that person's pregnant and it's like they're 17 no no no no more power to you yeah exactly that's what i'm saying but like we're sitting here now like i don't even have a baby yet and we're still still super young, but it's like, I couldn't imagine. Oh, God. 17. I couldn't imagine. Again, props to you, to each its own. Like I said, God's timing, like, if it was meant to be, it's going to be.

But, man, like, that, I could, I physically couldn't, like, my world would be completely different. So different. If I had a baby at 17 years old, wouldn't know him, wouldn't, obviously, wouldn't know Liv. Like, it'd be, it'd be just completely different. I know what's going to rush my process is whenever – because more than likely you are going to have a kid. You and Liv before I have a kid. I hope.

I'd be too. I really hope that. Me too. Like, that'd be a sick – what is it? Monopoly to pick up the chance cards? That'd be a sick card to pick up. So, I know whenever I – Ooh, Peytonton skip passes everything passes go 400 times he has baby first oh no i'm gonna be a great dad but it's still that'd be rough but the uh i know whenever

i see my niece or my nephew for the first i'm gonna be like i need one now because i know how i'm gonna treat my niece and nephew and it's gonna be like it'll be like uncle p get away from your kid yeah but okay anyway that's enough about kids it's going to be like, Uncle P, get away from your kid. But, okay, anyway, that's enough about kids. It was just a thought I had. Sorry for the deepness. No, it's good. I mean, we finally provide some value to the podcast.

But, yeah, let's talk about our weekend. Where to start. And what can we say? There's stuff in here that could be sold for some serious coinage. We'll just say that. Oh, it'll be on Patreon. I mean, good grief. That won't be sold on Patreon, what you're talking about. No, no.

First off, Hannah and Dave, super stoked about everything. It was a great wedding. Congrats to the Waymires. Yes, congrats to the Waymires. Thank y'all for inviting us. We love you dearly, and you already know that. It was a fantastic wedding Fantastic reception everything y'all are in currently in Playa del Carmen. Stop doing that

You're making pterodactyl bird calls in the middle of me saying something nice, but seeing y'all snaps I know you're living it up having the best honeymoon you can and it was super fun Now that we preface that so First things first I want you to picture a seven hour and 20 minute drive for any of you, okay? Yep. Now I want to add the next factor. You're in a Corolla.

It's not spacious. It's not. You got to make do with what you got to make do. You know, yeah, you just got to do it. So we're in a Corolla, and now there to do it. So we're in a Corolla. And now there's four of you. Four people in a Corolla. Still in a Corolla.

Okay. Just wait. Just let it marinate. You smell that? Use your imagination. You smell it? Mm-hmm. Now two of you are very large.

Very large. Above the average height. We're very above the average height. Okay. Still in the Corolla. We didn't get an upgrade to the vehicle because we were an upgrade of height that didn't happen it wasn't the luxury we had nope so we had to you know i mean to say that i could have had fun at the wedding or could have had an mcl surgery is i mean it's just they were wanting to say after this they truly were like i was like hey is your local like you know

a guy you got a doctor who can give me one of those javels and get my senses back? No, but all seriousness, the drive, it was rough. But the thing about Arkansas, I mean, I love the people there and everything, but if we would have took a plane, it still would have been a two-hour car drive to wherever, to where we were going from either of the airports. So it was like, do we buy a plane ticket to still be in a car for two hours and then on the back end drive another two hours back and then get another plane yeah or do we just book it and book it so we decided to go decided to book it took the corolla uh fun times everyone i'm proud of our car for staying solid

yes yes no attitudes no egos but boy was there a lot of stuff that happened over this weekend. And again, Patreon will be seeing the videos. You will not see all of it. No, no, no, no, no, no. Because there's people we don't know. But I mean, we'd be getting a couple knocks on the door if you saw them. Oh, yeah. Okay, let's.

Okay, you know what I'm saying. Not like, freeze! We got to protect some identities that we don't even know. Yeah, exactly, yeah. Grim Reaper. It's stone cold! Stone cold! Oh my gosh.

So, long story short. Let's start at the first gas, at the gas station where we got Pete. So you heard it. Gas station. Pete found his way to our family, our hearts, y'all's family, y'all's hearts, our home from a gas station. So we go to this gas station in the middle of podunk nowhere. God, honestly, I have no idea what state we were in. I don't either.

I'm actually trying to remember. It was either Oklahoma or Arkansas. It wasn't the motherland. No, that's not Texas there's people there just missing some stuff in here it couldn't have been Texas there was a full blown lounge in the middle of the gas station

they sold pizza, wings, salads dessert emergency vests they had one ATM that was plugged in one that wasn't. It's like, just get rid of the other one. So much artwork. Yeah.

She's making the canvases, and she literally said, yeah, I'd make those myself. For $4. Yeah. She makes them for $4. Guess what? You want to know why there's so many? She's selling these things for a 50 ball. $50.

How much percent profit is that? Okay. $100 million for us is about... I would hope you were better at math, so I just asked you fast. I'm looking at about 1,250%. Woo! Like, four to make, you're selling it for 50 ball. That's wild. That's before tax, too. That's how nice I am with the merch.

So anyway, you're going there with a little, you know, bada-bing, bada-boom, this guy's got one favorite thing on earth it's not women it's not this it's not that it's koala bears he's a freak we know that but she doesn't know him we as a group we know that he's a freak bag it's all right still love you i do love claws one out of ten koala bears don't make it on the christmas you know so i'm sitting here you know uh what is it riz yeah but that's it is lame but i'm we know'm raising this woman up a little bit. We know them. Well, we met them. We can't do that. I'm like, excuse me, this is your artwork. It's a half a hundo.

It's a half a bingey, right? You got about five of them still in stock. And you got about 20 of the other ones. Let's drop that price a little bit. Let's make a deal. What do you say? We give you 15 cash right here. Not credit.

You're not going to get it on the here not credit you're not gonna get it on the back and you're gonna get it right here you're gonna put in your pocket and you still make three times what four times almost almost four times what it costs you to make it she looks over her shoulders make sure no one's there she goes you know what you got a deal we put her there pizza in the family that is the smallest of sliver of the unbelievable things that happened this entire weekend. We bought a koala from a gas station at a 75% off rate almost. And that is, I'm not even kidding, that is the like, if your imagination just heard what I said, we bought a koala canvas at a gas station from Podunk Nowhere on the state lines of two crazy states. And that is the least crazy thing that happened this entire weekend.

God, I just, I wish I could say more. Oh, I know. It's unbelievable. I caught an illness on day one. Yeah, I mean, this guy was throwing back thermoflu, like it was a Fanta. It was sickening. Oh, even more sickening than medicine from my house. No, fuck that.

Hold on. Cam tried to kill me before we even left. I had a sore throat. I was sick. I had a sore throat and he was like, yeah, the medicine,

whatever, whatever. I don't know why. Hold on. Okay, go, go, go. Again, don't know why, right? So it's a seven-hour drive. We're leaving real early, so I'm I'm like hey pull up the night before so we can just all be here to go So he gets there Sorry, I'm about to sneeze. You know when you feel it little village up here. Just let it go escape

Yes One more normally it's about two or three. All right, that's weird. Oh the rapture is coming here again I do look like a priest with this. Okay. So we get ready the night before. He gets a little real rasp. Kind of like the Juco story when he wakes me up. Damn.

I need your help. Yeah. Luckily I got the tonsils removed. So I go, you know what? Hey, we have this throat spray. It's not like a full-blown syrup, but it's like a coating spray that coats your throat, you know, makes it numb, no scratch, no itch, no cough. He's like, ooh, okay, never tried that.

Where's it at? I go, in the pantry up at the top. I'm doing my own thing, still eating food. He goes in there. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. My immediate thought, not going to lie, something's in there that shouldn't be that was my first thought i was like is there a rodent i really hope not have never dealt with that but

who else like why else would you scream in a pantry okay he goes you sick bastard you're trying to kill me i said what because you're trying to end my life like what are you talking about just spray your throat i know you've never done it but come on like just get it over with it's not that bad. He goes look at this when when I say the expiration on this bottle Oh was 2010 Kim it is about to be 2023 I

I almost allowed him to cover and coat his throat with a fermented just I almost allowed him to cover and coat his throat with a fermented elixir. This belonged in a museum. And the craziest part is not that, that I showed him. It was 2010. This is the craziest part. He goes, oh, no, it should be fine. Go ahead. What do you mean it's fine?

Yes or no, was I setting him up? Maybe I give it to him. He passes out. I take all his belongings. I don't know. Maybe I was it to him. He passes out. I take all his belongings. I don't know. Maybe I was feeling like Judas that night. He's standing right in the back. I was 11 years old when this came out.

I'm about to be 30. Okay. You're not about to be 30. That's crazy saying. But no, yeah. So I almost gave him this fermented elixir to clear up his throat. And then I doubled down. Yeah, then I doubled down.

That was a sick move by me. Yeah, it was crazy. So that's how you know uh Cam is trying to uh take me out I don't know what his objective is I don't know but just backstab her that night it's I don't know I think I was going for to knock him out for like 24 hours maybe day and a half you know that had been probably eternity yeah maybe maybe just life ending that's got fossil fuels in it like that would it that's a that was crude oil you were about to coat your throat i'm not gonna lie that pillow that was in the back seat on the way back good pillow i hope you washed it why i drooled all over it like when i'm telling you it was like half that thing was coated with that's why i had a pimple i'm kidding but that's sick why are you just telling me that that's my biggest problem? I get it. We're slumped

We had a long weekend long drive back a little gobble goo that doesn't hurt anybody But why am I just now learning this I? Well, I took that pillow and put it right back on my bed What would it be the appropriate time to tell you you're lucky that's not like the sleeping pillow that's like the top pillow like when you're comfy like You know you have four pillows on bed like yes i have two live as two when it's time to go to bed we take the top two off we have our flat pillows what there's no need for four pillows on the bed what do you want to wake up with a cute angle of a crick in your neck you don't

but you don't you you maneuver the pillows to where they're a great position you don't just abandon the pillows i literally take it off put on the floor every night i just had a crazy memory of what of what of what of me going that's it me going Oh my god. Okay. Okay. Basically, one night, we were uh he just folded like a lawn chair wow we were all right so we were we had a great night with great beverages and it was time to hit the hay uncle p was sleeping on the floor

and i guess i was just i guess I was just still you know having fun what not still awake I'm trying to go to bed and it's pitch black it's so dark it's so dark it's so I'm trying to go to bed I'm off my phone but I'm still sitting here whoa and and he's on his phone so there's a very small beacon of light and i turn for whatever reason he's on the floor and i turn on the bed and i'm like and i start just blowing on him i'm like oh that sounded outrageous but i started blowing air onto his face that was all so i was like laying away from like he's elevated on the bed i'm on the floor away from him and all i hear is like that noise.

I'm here. And I'm like. So he starts to feel it. He's like, what is it? And he turns and looks at me. But it's dark. So he didn't even see anything first. And then he turns his phone and like takes a video with the light.

And I'm literally in this video. We might put this. That's too good for a Discord. I'm not going to lie. We might bless the Discord with it. But it might have to go in patreon you might have to go to patreon but there's a video he puts it on me i'm really going i'm literally like this just so locked in just blowing air on him for i don't know why it's like three in the morning bro the fact that we were right there with that and that had nothing to do with anything we were saying,

that's locked in. That's telekinesis. Dude, that was so funny. Oh, that was great. That was so funny. That was hilarious. Speaking of, hold on, I gotta stop crying. Yeah, you need to.

Idiot. Okay. That's fine. All right, blower. Yeah, all right, crier. All right, pillow drool. All right, rom-com. There's nothing wrong with my rom-coms.

There's nothing wrong with your rom-coms. There needs to wrong with your rom-coms. There needs to be more com than rom though. There needs to be more laughing. Crying from laughter, not crying from- I never cried during the rom-coms. I hope she picked the right guy. Yeah, right. They were both having a bet. Yeah, it's a movie.

Yeah, well it made me feel good. I love musicals and rom-coms. It's my favorite category of movies. I'm kidding. and rom-coms it's my favorite category i've meet movies okay uh speaking of bedtime stuff i i gotta i gotta i don't like when people judge me because i sleep in socks that's sick that's sick what's wrong what's wrong sleeping it i love sleeping inside it's like it's like a foot hug the whole night. You shouldn't have to have your feet hugged.

Nothing else is going to be hugged. I'm alone. Hug yourself. I am with a sock. That's where you can use your other pillows. Hug those, turn on your side. No, I don't want anything on my body. It's like warm in there because I like to sleep in the blizzard cold. But your feet get the warmest part.

So you're keeping the warmest part of you while you're sleeping more warm. No, no, no, no. My feet get iceberg cold. If they're outside the covers, yeah. No, what I do is I put my socks on, right? I put, stop. I put my socks on and then I, at the end of the blanket, I curl it up. So now I have my feet covered in socks and then I have my feet covered in and I have my feet covered in socks

and then I have my feet covered in two blankets so it's the extra thing people that judge me for doing that everyone should judge you no sleeping socks is great shut up and then like back up back a hundred years ago when I was in a relationship like they were like why are you sleeping with socks on I was like I don't want to I'm already feeling your talons on my calf. I don't want it. That's one thing I apologize to live every night Okay, so I got this toe right? And it's green yeah, it could be used as a saw blade But there's been multiple occasions where I've literally and Olivia sleeps like a boulder. I Have waken her up simply from one woken

What waking woken? I have waken her up Simply from one Woken Woken Woken She's risen Due to my Just slicing her calf Before And it's I'm sorry babe Love you

Yeah I hate foot to foot contact I hate it It's my It's my least favorite thing Put your leg out real quick This is what Liv Has to do Not chooses to do

She quote unquote Has to do this To go to sleep Imagine how annoying this would be Especially for you Every single night She she goes like this. I do that too. She like burrows her foot under my leg.

That's what I do. Okay, I'll do that. I like to burrow. I like to burrow. Like a nice little groundhog. No, you're not a gopher. You're not a groundhog and you're not Ruby. No.

Do not burrow your feet. I allow Liv to because this, that's, I mean. Oh my God. Bubble bath people disgust me. The bubble bath community is nasty. And I'm going to get a lot of comments being like, oh, that's so rude, Peyton. You know why? It's because you're all liars.

Yeah. You use the bubbles just so you don't look down at the brown water of your filth. Exactly. People, and the thing that makes me the most mad about the bubble bath community is they're like, oh, whenever I get out of the bubble bath, I'm not just going to bed. I go in the shower. No, you're not. No one's doing that.

You stand up and you get up. You stand up, you get on a rope because... I'm sorry about that. Okay. You stand up you're already cold you're pruney because you've been sitting in your own nasty mud water for about an hour you're not gonna go and turn on the shower get cold and get back you're already a raisin you're not doing that and they're like oh no no just die with the lie oh it's good try it no you try it you just take a shower and go to bed yeah first off we don't like baths because we don't fit in them.

Exactly. That's the first thing. So if we have slight bias, it's because of that. I mean, the water would literally be like this for both of us. It'd be right here. For all you, for our just audio listeners, our knees aren't in there. Our whole body can never be in a bath at once. Okay?

The only two baths I will accept are an ice bath for recovery and an epsom salt bath exactly that is a mat and that i have to shower afterwards because you're dripping sweat yeah like hot bath dump epsom salt in there pour a little alcohol in there green alcohol let your muscles soak that's a bath that i can accept but for you to enjoy yourself and throw a bath bomb in there and it it turns blue and you have this little rave in there no just bathe scrub a dub dub get out and i go to the go to the mattress go to your bed i would be fine if they were honest the kip the kip yeah the kip i would be fine if the bubble bath people were honest about what they do i don't the fact that they're lying and they're saying they're going into the shower after it's the part that's bothering like it's not nasty i'm going in

the shower you're not stop it this the bubble bath people are the same people that eat at long john silvers yeah l2 extra crispies what you're eating possum ankles yeah it's that's it where they're not there's no such thing as fast food seafood that where is the nearest ocean where are you getting this fish from exactly that's getting imported on a truck and they're cooking it on a patty melt like what are you doing a guy working in the back that's just flipping them keeping them raw like it's it's you're eating long if you bubble bath community don't come for me but you know that you're liars and you're nasty and you eat long john silvers and you eat long john silvers it's a it's a foul community they probably sell you an l2 combo for an extra five bucks they toss in a

bubble bath they toss in the bath bomb with the bubbles straight through the dry that's exactly why it's all it's just a one big community in the long john silvers community and the bathtub water people y'all are y'all are gross the principle of sitting in a bath is just you're bathing in your own filth okay if you i was gonna try to defend him a little bit i just don't know if i can get myself to do that if you're not dirty and you take this bath for the same when are you not dirty that's that's why i kind of stopped myself but if it's just like a you haven't exerted yourself but even if you've spent the whole day at work even if you work from home you're just sitting there there might be a little yeah a little bit a little bit of a little onion you know we're all human but on the off chance

that you might have showered earlier you're just hanging out or something you're really not dirty and you go oh i'm gonna take this bubble bath for some pure just peace peace of mind you light a candle a little incense something nothing wrong with it i might can you might persuade me to get on the line but i'm still not jumping over the line it's all i'm saying is i'm shower or nothing i'm i'm saying leave it all i'm saying is i'm fine with the fact that you chose to take a bubble bath just be honest just be honest you're not showering after that you're not showering after you got your wine you got your candles got your nice ambient music playing you're not getting in the you're putting on a robe you're going to bed you're slapping your

robe on you're going to the sheets yes exactly yes you just smell like a wet version of your dirty self maybe wet dog like a labrador you smell like a labrador probably didn't even put deodorant on before you went to the sheets so and it's i'm not judging that's fine you're you just need to be on its own but just you have your hush puppies from long john silver's waiting at your bedside crispy's yeah it's it's it's just just be honest that's all we're saying here you know you know just but i did make fun of the bathtub community just now, but I need to make fun of you. Okay. Because the way you pack. Okay.

You suck. No, I'm elite. No, no, no. Okay, you're good. Props to you for how much effort you put into it, but it gets to a point where it's too much. Who has never struggled or worried on a trip ever. You can cut it off at a certain point. Nope. What Cam does is he makes sure

he has everything right but after everything's in the bag oh i suck because i have everything what he does he's like okay this underwear is for tuesday then i'm gonna put this underwear with these socks these socks after this okay cam just count count how many days are we gonna be there how many sleeps are we gonna have that's how much stuff you need you don't need to pull stuff back out i'd be like okay this is what i'm gonna wear on tuesday wednesday fold it in oh wait i gotta do it right here nope nope it takes like 78 minutes so i either have two approaches of packing i either pack the outfits for the day the whole outfit so it'll be like the pants the shirt the underwear the socks put it down then the next outfit that's if it's a short trip if it's a long here we go here we go if it's a longer here we go if it's

a longer trip i'll just go four pair of shorts there, six pair of underwear here, two pair of pants there, all my shirts here. But if it's a short trip like this past one was, then we were there for two, three days. So I went, this is what I'm wearing Friday. This is what I'm sleeping in. This is what I'm wearing Saturday. This is what I'm sleeping in.

This is what I'm wearing back. Boom. Every outfit was bang, bang, bang, bang. Bro, and he came to my apartment to try to help me pack. Mayhem. It started. Mayhem. No, my apartment still hasn't recovered from that.

Instead of a tornado flu, literally, tornado in your apartment. It still hasn't recovered from that. It's sick. Yeah. How what? How is it not recovered? Because I'm busy. You should have got back and went, wow, I suck.

I'm busy. Not him sucks. I'm busy. You should have got back and went, wow, I suck. I'm busy. I'm busy. I don't have time for that. I don't have time for that. I have to learn how to code a website. Kim, I have a confession that I've been hiding my whole life. I didn't.

I got a confession I'm very scared to say, but I can't hide it anymore. Okay. Okay. Shoot. Go for it. I have a lisp. No, you don't. Yes, I do. No, you don't.

It's with my S-H's and my C-H's. I can't do it. My tongue gets too involved. You do not have a lisp. My tongue gets way too involved. You don't have a lisp, though. I'm too involved. You don't have a lisp though. I'm telling you this I've been around you You don't have a lisp It was like No you don't. You want to go to church? It's not a lisp.

Your tongue just gets like fatter. It gets like more wide. It just gets... It just protrudes. It's invasive. I wouldn't call it a lisp though. Your tongue gets fat. Why?

Say it slow. Come on. Say it with me. Oh my God. It's like your whole mouth. Why say it slow Come on you say with me oh my god It's like your whole mouth sitting and go I delete comments Anymore do it again oh My god, oh

Why is your mouth doing that? it goes like he goes like like it's like you're like you get like smaller oh my god just with the church that's why you've never heard me go Who's this asshole? Hey. Hey, stop it. What? Oh, I'm sure you meant that.

What should we do? Well, I don't know what we should do Fix it open it up. I practice in the mirror. That's sick. That's sick That's really that's like you're shaming yourself your fame in yourself Ever since the eighth grade Jesus You're a thing of yourself. Oh since the eighth grade. Jesus! You're a famed of yourself. Oh my, it is only S-H's.

It's C-H's. Okay, breathe. I've been deleting comments. But the podcast is too big now. Why haven't you said something? I practice to hide it. I can't hide it anymore. I just want to be free.

He was trapped in this lie. He was sheltered. You shouldn't have told me that. I'm having a field day with this. My least favorite is people that say, you want to go to church's chicken. I'm like, sir, I want to go to 30th chicken. But don't make me say anything else. Dude. Yeah, it's not your tongue. It's the lipature. The tongue gets way too involved.

It's not the tongue. Your whole mouth goes to like a.5 shot. Your mouth just decreases. The hole gets smaller. I don't know why. I can't. You need to practice. I do. You know that big mirror in my living room? Yeah. I don't know why. I can't. You need to practice. I do.

You know that big mirror in my living room? Yeah. I just stand up and go. You're going. Like you're trying to get something out of a bottle. Like you're still an infant. I can't breathe. You need to try it.

Holy shit. I'm going to try to make fun of that as much as I can now. I'm going to try to shame you out of it. I'm going to try to shame you out of it. It's not bad, but it's there. That's why when I say I leave church, I don't say that. I say I'm going to service. I have to find alternatives.

You shouldn't have done that. My mom makes me say CHs to her to practice. Oh, bro. Okay, quick side story. This woman had a super bad lisp. All right, A, you seemed to be talking about fundraisers. They gave the one mom with the lisp. She said, okay, okay guys our next fundraiser

We're gonna do an all-you-can-eat it at Kiki's Pika She says CC's pizza she would at Kiki's Pika and the whole team went And the dude's mom sitting there like or the dude who hits his mom. He was like looking at everyone we were like You know how kids can be mean There's kids with like actual lisps that were way worse than mine, and they were making fun of them. And I'd be like, maybe you shouldn't make fun of them. They're like, oh, maybe we shouldn't? Oh, tell us what we should do.

Imagine getting picked on a kid with every S has a lisp every single time. And he's just like, oh, what should we do? Mighty third person it's become to a point where i say my ch's and my sh's i have to like focus like it's just blocked in my brain where i focus so look i can hide it watch watch right give me some sympathy thank you i can i can i can hide it pretty well now like look like church like I Church you turn into a different Church, that's your stunt double

Like look like I'm like I was some chicken right now You really you really have a list or a a Chuck and a shit. I don't know what it is We gave him my tongue Jesus too active in there. Calm him down. Keep him normal. Keep him on the same page. He gets like a boost when you say those two together. I just kind of tug him by the teeth. You don't have to tug him anywhere.

It's your tongue. Just keep him normal. Whenever the CHs and the SHs get involved, he just gets excited. And he's just like, it's my time to shine. Shine. It's my time to shine. Let me say something. So it's not on any other S's.

Oh my God. What the hell was that? What the hell? Get away. What the hell was that? I don't know what. I don't know what cavity or I don't know where that came from. I don't know if that was snot or drool.

But you sucked it back up like you were saving it for later. It was a two for one special. Get off of me. cavity or I don't know where that came from I don't know if that was snot or drool but you sucked it back up like you were saving it for later it was a two-for-one special get off of me you need to go you need to go sour after that bullshit right there you thick son of a what was that oh my god it was like like... Like you... like that was like... It was like dentures. So like you couldn't... You couldn't afford for that to leave. You literally went... Oh my god!

I thought you have a truling problem. Shit! Apparently... or fit apparently. You're... now you're wet! Clean up! Oh my god! Clean up on aisle seven. We got lisp control over here.

Jeez! Look at your face! We're not taking a break! Gather! I can't find oxygen. Yeah, cause you're too worried about saving your spit. What? What? What?

There's tears on my neck. You look like you're being suffocated. Like someone's behind you just suffocating you. There's tears on my neck. Yeah, there's tears in your neck, too. That's why you're sucking back in. It was because I needed to spit, so I tried to get it out, but it was too thick. Yeah, it was very thick.

It was phlegm. Oh, my God. I really didn't know if that was from your nose or mouth. And I saw you went, and you saved it. Like, you had a taste. Like, it was good. We're cutting it out. No, we're not.

Your eyes are wet. Your eyelash, you have a full set. They are drenched right now. Oh, my, there's more tears. They just dripped. You have tears in your beard. Get it together. You gotta stop talking.

You gotta stop talking. Oh my God. How am I supposed to cry? You look like you just cuddled with a cat for 30 minutes. Like a full-blown allergic reaction. Are we good? You look like you just had an intimate moment with a feline. Okay.

He's allergic to cats if y'all couldn't get the reference. Get it together. I feel like I wasn't me for a second. You probably weren't. I'm so sorry. Your stunt double came out i know only say i'm going to town with it though oh dude my if i were to take my pants off there would be water it says that what does that mean you leaking got some ppd going post penile drippage

what are you what are you pissing too you you you lose your sensory motor skills and I've been on record multiple times saying this no other human when they laugh or they get that they get the giggles do they just become like a vegetable just unjust no one else does this Just take a second. We'll be back at 5. We'll be back at 5. I'm good, I'm good. Oh, are you?

Oh, now you're just magically good? How am I supposed to pod now? I don't even know. Yeah, get a drink of that water. There's a tip, D. It's the best podcast ever ever I just want to say that How about those Yankees huh I'm so sorry for the audio listeners

I know that that last little Fucking five minutes of the podcast You have no idea what just went on Just know he's a sicko Oh god Now the internet's gonna make fun of me for another month He's a sicko. Oh, God. Now the internet's going to make fun of me for another month. He's a sicko that shouldn't be doing these things. Like, open your mouth.

Be an adult. Fix that. Oh, God. This is so good. I might sound hateful, but I promise I'm not. You just... I love him, and y'all do too, but damn it. For TikTok, we love all communities of people,

and this was not... This was not marginalizing any group or making fun of any specific group. This is all out of love and comedy purposes. Just got to add that at the end of the TikTok so people don't, whatever. Yeah, whatever. Tried to get us for the Helen Keller video. Yeah, whatever. And the cats.

And the cats. Oh, God, we're not bringing that up. Dude, still to this day, I get comments about that damn cat video. You'll never know how to love a woman what i'm allergic to cats what do you mean it's coming nice i'm a great guy i don't even segue after that god i don't i don't know i do i have a story to tell see if you can get through it i feel weak right now. Did you even say it? I can't I feel like nauseous. Well, I can't even like laugh Dude, there's so much light just It's straight-up paparazzi Whatever dude, I don't care anymore. I mean I can't stand up dude if I were to stand up you suck

Hey, my butt crack is wet right now do it like I'm I Don't know how people like me. No one needs to hear that. I'm honest. That's the part you need to. Yeah, you can be honest. That's why me and the audience are like this. Honestly, one thing is like, hey, I take bubble baths and then I get out of it. That's one thing.

Dude, look at my pits. Look. I see it. Soaking wet. Oh, my God. I didn't know it was that bad. Yeah, soaking wet. I'm wearing a turtleneck.

Let's just hear your story. Let's hear your story. Yeah, priest. Let's just whip it open. Dude, my pants are twisted. God. You know, you went on the Star Trek 8000, that thing that just shakes you. Oh, didn't you say you had a fear of those?

Of what? The thing at the fairs and the carnivals, the ones that it's like the G-Force. Who is trying to get in here? Yeah, there's definitely an intruder. Stay back. No, I... We have weapons. No, we have security, so they shouldn't be security

i'm kidding all right story time pushing that list because it's not you're pushing that list story no hold on we got it we got it before we get into that because i can't tell a full story right now no i don't have a fear of those um i just don't like the way they make me feel they make me feel sick like the ones that get you stuck and you go around. And I heard that's not good for you. Dude, I always was in awe by the kids that would like stand up. Oh, those kids belonged in some kind of ninja force. They're like, everyone else is on their back like this. And they're like, their feet are where our back are.

And they're like, just like planking. It's a special unit of child. What the hell? That's special unit of child. Sickos. I don't like it because it makes my jaw like this or whatever you're like i wouldn't go on a fair like even the texas fair and how big it i don't go on fair rides anymore like i'll go i'll go to an amusement park where it's there 24 7 like that's bolted into the ground but if you just got that off the back of a pickup from oh hillbilly willie i'm not doing

that yeah like that dude was incarcerated last month who's running this i'm not doing that you have to take a trip to o'reilly's To get some sort of oil to lubricate the machine I'm not doing it I'm just not getting on it No no no If I have to walk up those little Like makeshift steps Nah I'm probably cool on it

I saw a video And one of the fair rides Was like on a plank of wood To make it taller And it was just like Ricocheting off of it Like it was about to fall off Yeah if you have to jerry rig your ride

I'm not You're not getting my Nine and a half coupons to get There we go again So much phlegm It's the season change Yeah, if you have to jerry-rig your ride, you're not getting my nine and a half coupons to get it. There we go again. So much phlegm. It's the season change. That's what I want to say.

I don't understand people that are enjoying this weather because it's cooling down across the country. I don't understand how people that like the cold weather. Because I know people like to wear their outfits or whatever, too. You get more layers. You get more style. Yeah, but... You throw a shirt a little sweater then a coat cool sweat fashion i get it but how i feel as a person like my my body feels what i feel like it's like like an alligator i'm so dry like right here on me right now you're weak i'm

in pain and i lotion up good i lather very well jergens. You felt my hands. Feel my hands. His hands are soft. Baby soft. It's a weird thing. It's so soft. It's like uncomfortably soft. It's soft my hands are. Yeah, you need to do some labor.

Like, my name's Cam and I lift every day. And I still got a bad hip. I just walk off the set. I'm like, you know what, dude? I don't need this. Dude, I cannot wait for next week, the Halloween episode in the week I can't I can't I keep thinking about it it's so good hey be where your feet are be in the present I'm lightheaded um yeah but I don't how are you how do you is there any way for me to adjust to this weather

properly because when I wake up I feel bad like I'm like I'm dry I don't want to get out of bed gotta put your moisturizer on before you go to sleep gotta put chapstick on before you go to sleep i'm doing all that but it's still like my body just feels gross and dry like my face water some sunlight well the sunlight part is where i struggle i'm trapped in this dungeon all day yeah but um do i do have a story so let's get ready for this so as many many people know, my JUCO experience was very hectic, some would say. Hectics of undertone. At the second JUCO I went to that you weren't there,

I have a story that I haven't even told my parents, my family, because it was a dangerous. Do I know this? No, you don't even know this story. Okay, here we go. It is a dangerous story. It could have ended very bad for me and my teammates, and specifically my coach.

So, you know, in JUCO we there's not a lot of funding in juco right none we didn't take a big van we didn't buses we didn't take vans exactly oh we didn't take a big we didn't take a big charter bus we took those white vans those 16 passenger vans coming back we got candy vans yeah like you need to keep your children away from these type of vans we took those right so we fit a team of about 15 people on a 16 passenger van we have seven footers on there that are 240 pounds we got six seven people we got our coaching staff our trainer all on this one bus no funding we and we didn't have the money to stay overnight at a hotel so we had to take this i kid you not this eight hour trip

to go play an away game and we drove back the same night. So we were sweaty, musty, in a 16-passenger van. Eight-hour trip. The game ends at probably like 9.30, right? We get dressed. We get on the 16-passenger all-white van. This trip, we took two vans because it was such a long drive, right? You should always, even if you're going down the road.

With enormous human beings like that, there should always be two vehicles. You would think, but we don't have any money for that. So we had to spend a lot of money to take this two. We took two 16-passenger vans. So I was in the second van following the first van, right? Our head coach was driving my van following the first van. We were following them all through the night. It gets to be about

1 30 in the morning right i wake up and my coach is looking out of the out of the windshield like trying to he looks lost he looks confused because the van we were following starts to veer off path we're like we're like living off the road no just veer off path like this is not the way the gps is saying where where is this coach going like this is the coach we're following he's not going the right way and he hasn't communicated that we're going to stop somewhere or do anything else he's going off the path yeah what's happening it's a very wooded dark area like 1 30 in the morning yeahers Creepers. The van that we were following pulls off into this wooded park. We're like, we're thinking,

oh, the van is breaking down. Like, what are we doing? Hey, coach, leave them. Let's get home. Let's go ahead and get home. We couldn't leave. That's our team. That's our coaching staff.

Our van's good. It's the first time we took two vans. This is not a normal experience for us. We pull, the van we were following parks in this wooded park area, 1.30 in the morning, no lights. The only thing illuminating the air was our headlights, their headlights. That's all we could see. Our coach is like, I don't know why we're stopping, guys.

Let me go check. He gets out of the van. All you hear is, no, no, it down put it down our coach was following the wrong 16 passenger van for two hours and the guy that we were following pulls out machinery machinery on our coach because he didn't know who we were and why we were following them at midnight. Hey, coach, I'm trying to get back home, not inspiration for the next season of Narcos. Get back in the van. So we hear, no, no, no, put it down, put it down.

We're like, oh, no, our assistant coach went rogue. He doesn't want to work for this team anymore. Put it down. What is going on? Are they fighting? Yeah. So we all get out, and we're trying to help our coach. Like what's going on?

We get out. This dude is tucked like this. And he's like, what do y'all want? What do y'all want? And we're like, no, no, no. Why you follow me? Get back. Exactly.

So he's like, no, no, no. We were just, we had a, we're a college basketball team. We were just following the wrong van. We got lost. I'm sorry. And he goes, well, no, no, no. We were just, we had a, we're a college basketball team. We were just following the wrong van. We got lost. I'm sorry. And he goes, well, you should probably be more careful. And so then we had to go on this whole thing. And we were so far behind the first van.

I don't know why that first van we were following never realized that we weren't behind them for two hours. Yeah, your assistant or whoever's driving that one sucks. The Juco life was insane. And so we couldn't sleep on that. And then, you know know we're immature kids So we're cracking jokes on our coach all the time be like oh you scared And like that could have been our life guys stop playing around we're running. It's like you think you would have done better

Okay, no yeah, but we that is sick it was honestly what I haven't even told my parents that because they probably would have gotten upset And our mom would have have went straight to the school. Yeah, but that was like four years ago now, so I can say it. Your coach almost got his shoulder blown off by Bolivar J. Shagnasty in the middle of the woods. That's sick. No, I'm telling you. I don't know what happened to me to make both of my JUCO experiences so crazy, but that one. And we were about to be on Last Chance U

in that same year. No one will understand Juco unless you go. It's the best and worst time of your life. No one will understand Juco unless you're there. Straight up. We could tell you every single story. We could have a journal of every day. You don't get it unless you're there.

Juco's unbelievable. The best and worst time of your life. 100%. Your coach almost got sawed off. And our dumb ass went out there. From old man Jenkins. I don't care if you're in college back up get back i mean i mean i you kind of can't blame the guy no you can't like you can't get mad at him following us for a couple hours jimmy i don't know about this one brother let's

pull over and then they pull over with you yeah that means you know the machinery might be untucked at that point no we fully understood why he did that but it was just scary experience like what are we supposed to do oh god it did feel good to get out of that van though because our seven footer was smelling ripe oh yeah it probably smelled like i don't even know i don't even know like i couldn't even smell like a garbage disposal yeah oh yeah he plays pro now but shout out to him. Whatever. He better. He's seven foot.

What do you want me to be? A clerk assistant at TJ Maxx? What do we? He's working at T-Mobile with the thing. Yeah, I can help you get this iPhone. No, go set a pick. Go roll hard. What are we talking about?

Go set a good screen. Get an offensive rebound. Get Wyatt on the block. Yeah, what are we talking about? I can sell you this. You can get insurance. No, shut up. Shut up up he doesn't come with a charger he horns down yeah what are you what are you talking about go shoot some free throws go get backside help right now it's i i miss it so much it's a sick place i do miss it too but it's a wild adventure wild ride

one of uh for the discord i might put this, but I have to blur faces in that video. One of our old Juco teammates with our crazy coach, the one that would, you know, didn't want me to eat. The one that almost took us to El Paso. Almost took us to another country. Didn't feed him. Threatened all of us all the time. Yeah, our teammate was unconscious.

He said, he's going to stay there, stomp on him, and wake him up. Y'all ain't doctors. What y'all going to do? Save him? You going to save him? It's like, well, he was unconscious. He said, he's going to stay there, stomp on him, and wake him up. Y'all ain't doctors. What y'all going to do? Save him? You going to save him? It's like, well, he's unconscious. But yeah, well, there's a video that one of our old teammates posted on his story of him yelling at us, and I'm in the video.

He is. We got it. We appreciate it. I might put that in the Discord. I just have to blur faces. Blur faces. Throw the little FBI voice behind someone. Got to keep his identity safe.

I almost saw him the other week. Because there was like a Juco showcase. I just couldn't. I was too busy. But, God, I wonder if he's definitely seen the videos. He's had to have seen one. Like, had to have. Because they're too big now.

Yeah, like people there would have had to have shown him one. Yeah. Is this you? Yeah. Yeah, I saw him. I saw him. What else? There's a bug in your head.

Excuse me? There's a bug in your head. He was just over here. He's in your head. Get him. He's nesting. Not even kidding. I think he's out now.

I think he's out. I think he's out. God. But I have the biggest urge right now to grab a piece of the merch and show them to the people that made it to the end of the podcast. We can show them next week on Halloween. Okay. Show them next week.

Well, this whole set is going to look different for the Halloween episode. Halloween 1 is going to look different. We'll show you all the merch, finally give you previews of it, and it'll be available the next week. We won't show all of it, maybe one or two pieces. Oh, and for the Discord people, there will be a promo code. There is going to be a promo code. Only, we discussed this, we are only giving this promo code there is going to be a promo code only we discussed this we are only giving this promo code when the merch drops to the discord family so you could be a religious

watcher religious viewer full-blown you should know fan base but if you are not in that discord you have not leaped that second step can't get the promo can't get the promo which is fine you can still grab the merch yeah you can still get the merch by all means please get the merch but if you want you know a little a little off the top look secret code that will only be in the discord and all the discord people that's a tight family over there so they will not leak it to you yeah there's a tight-knit family and they all love each other if you do leak it you're getting the people's elbow you're yeah i'm just kidding you're no the great thing about the great thing about the Discord is they added the introduction page in there. So when you join it, you don't have to, but you can introduce yourself.

And I love how people are so welcoming to it. They'll read what you're into and stuff like that. And they'll talk to you. It's like a big family. It really is. And there's multiple different channels that have been started. I mean, it's honestly amazing. And we got love last episode.

And if y'all saw that, just saying all the crazy like all the good and positive things that are coming from that discord that don't even have our hand on it yeah like it's just other people that are talking find like you know similar interests and stuff like that and they start talking about life and whatever and they form their own stuff um they were saying that they're trying to talk about their own meet and greets and stuff and like obviously i promise we still have that in the works like we're gonna get that i'm announcing right now when we hit a million followers on tiktok we're gonna their own meet and greets and stuff. And like obviously I promise we still have that in the works. Like we're going to get that done very soon. I'm going to announce it right now. When we hit a million followers on TikTok, we're going to schedule a meet and greet.

Well, there you go. I was going to keep that hidden below the board. So it's in the next few months. But yeah, so it'll be coming up soon. But it's just great to see the community growing. It's like 1,200. Probably more than that now. Yeah, about around 1,200 give or take.

But I mean it's a lot. It keeps growing. Keep coming in there keep adding all sorts of stuff funny questions talk about what's your favorite part talk about life someone asked for uh they can't go to sleep so what's the best way to go for it they got all sorts of responses so i mean it's just everything like just random stuff it's beautiful they're helping me like you know i know a lot of people situations in life are different so they don't really have maybe you don't have people at home or a close friend you can talk to,

and if they feel comfortable enough, they're sharing it with each other to help each other through certain things. So it's beautiful to see. And shout out to the Discord family. If you want to be a part of that, do not feel hesitant that you're behind or anything like that because they welcome with open arms, and that's the best part. They're so welcoming, and they're open to new people,

and they want new people. It's a big family shout out to the discord family shout out to the P.O. Box people P.O. Box yes keep it alive I know what the secret code is to confuse the casuals to confute the casuals

to confuse the casuals make sure you like comment subscribe all that follow the TikTok follow his Insta his Insta. His Insta will be in the description. Mine will be there.

Everything. Follow them both. But this week's good luck code, good karma code, confuse the casuals if you made it this far, PID. Let me give you all three seconds. Go ahead and pause. Think what it could be. Okay, go.

What do you think? Peyton in distress no promo in discord fire off the top spinning some sick beats pid promo in discord or if you're a double confused to casual type of guy or gal it could be promo in discord payton in distress either or oh and slobbered on himself sucked it back in y'all are also y'all getting y'all hey to the day ones i know y'all are in the discord and stuff and i appreciate you but y'all are getting lackadaisical on the uh on the secret codes i've been seeing a little bit of them in the comments i appreciate

the ones that do but you get that secret code confuse the casuals put them in in the instagram put them everywhere just you you we are part of a tight-knit community here confuse the casuals. Put them in the Instagram. Put them everywhere. Just you. We are part of a tight-knit community here. Confuse the casuals. To the people that stick to the end. Look at Pete looking at you. Pete looking at you. Do it for Pete. Do it for Hoover.

Or Hoover. Or Dragoon. Or Dragoon. All right. We still love you, buddy. Remember, guys, one out of ten koala bears don't make it home to Christmas. I'll see you guys. Oh!

All right. See you next week for halloween episode baby the fuck dude that was such a good episode