You Should Know Podcast - ROBBED BY A TRUCKER! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: August 28, 2023

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and the Monday after that. Shout out to Bron and shout out to everybody in Discord. Now, to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. The You Should Know Podcast is brought in geriatric support. We got co-host Cam

back in the studio by the grace of God. Oh, by the Lord himself. Oh, my God. Co-host Cam. We got him in the studio. Look, my legs are like origami. I told you I've been practicing.

That's too close. Your grip strength is pretty impressive for that one finger. Stop. What are you doing? Why? How is that even? How does that relate? You look feral. You look like a no look listen what I've been changing up my style right and I've been thinking Oh, you heard that pop?

Good pop. I need a pop like that right now. But if you dress like that, I don't. Doesn't it look like I could go to Sunday service churches? No. I could teach a study. It looks like you could teach a study over tennis. Like you'd be a good hell of a, like a foreign tennis instructor.

If we were in World War Z, I couldn't tell if you were a human or a zombie by how you were in world war z i couldn't tell if you were a human or a zombie by how you're acting right now i could not tell if you were with us or against us you're literally like this and we're going we go to the i got yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah your back hurts well so does my wallet dude what so does my ego and pride no my back's hurting like hell so if y'all if i just randomly i'm sorry audio listeners because it's i can't control it i don't know what the hell i did but i think it's muscular i think something's tweaked pulled strained something at the bottom the low back hurts real bad you know what i know it is you know what i know it is what do you know god doesn't

like ugly and you've been ugly to me i've been ugly to you yes because all these times i sit on this podcast and get vulnerable with you and i tell you about that middle school experience when i broke my back and i was in that back brace and i couldn't stand up straight and you go oh yeah turtle boy who michelangelo where's leonardo you want some pizza huh how's the sewer smell exactly and now it's to you and it's a lesser version and i had that yes it was yes it was yes it was yes it is yes it's current tense no mine was worse sir you said this is a lesser version that is it is not was is it currently is no i'm saying mine was a more that's wrong and you know it you said no you break it down slow okay break it down you said and it is a lesser version talking about my pain compared to yours. And then you said no.

I said no. And you said yes, it was. Yes, it was. I said yes, it was. Mine was more. Exactly. What you said was less. You know you're right. I'm right.

Oh, my God. I'm right. You know you're right, mister. I loved English. That's the only class I didn't skip. No, that pain medicine you're taking has gotten to your cervix. What? I don't know.

Where's the cervix? Is it your brain? Your cervix? Yeah. Not your brain. Your butt? Oh, it's in the... It's in that... Okay, golly!

The back of your shirt's not tucked in. Your back's not tucked in. Your back's out. I hate when you do that to your shoes. It pisses me off. Why? You treat shoes you treat shoes like dog toys. Like you just rough them up, throw them. Shoes are tools.

And you use tools. Shoes are not tools. I think a shoe to its very base, what it is is protection for you. Why don't you go to my very base? Your hairy base? Very base. Your very hairy base?

I am not hairy. You're not hairy. You look like a wolf man right now. You're not hairy. You're not hairy. It's because we just got the hairy. Show the small of your back. Cam, I don't like how you do this.

Whenever you're in college, oh, I'm't like how you do this Whenever you're in college Oh, I'm about to expose you In college, the first time Cam saw me shirtless Not only did he get a little warm Not only did he get a little warm Yeah, you got a little tingle inside You told me about it, I saw No, no, no You're about to say something ridiculous

But you said You were like, wow oh my god i'm like hey now i get it now i get it but you saw the first time you saw the hair on my lower back on the small of my back you were like damn payton yeah but you weren't repulsed by no you were helpful you said when i braid it for you no you said it should not be that drive you're gonna keep it keep it like nice and i rubbed lotion on your back are you nuts it was oil oil it was aloe oil aloe oil like this aloe oil what is aloe oil tell me you had it no i didn't you had in your medicine department yes you did no i had it. No, I didn't. You had it in your medicine compartment. Yes, you did. No, I didn't.

Yes, you did. No, I didn't, you bathwater drinker. No, I did not. Okay, I was at his poor times. Okay, we had a water fountain outside. That shit was yellow too, though. It's like we weren't supposed to survive, but we did. You literally had to live out of pocket to survive there.

I'm not going to lie. I had the biggest urge to get Chipotle. When? I would say 24 hours ago. Oh, okay. So I went get Chipotle. When? I would say 24 hours ago. Oh, okay. So I went to Chipotle, right? There's two very close to my house. Almost like a ridiculous distance from each other.

They're so close. So I went to Chipotle, right? I went in my car. That's how I got there. Yeah. And I was hungry because I wanted Chipotle. Most people would be. And so I've been having this thing where I want to have business lunches with myself.

And I bring my AirPods. I think it's just because I bought AirPods. So I brought my AirPods into the chipotle and I sat down Yeah, well I had to buy new ones because the other ones got wet in the shower but um So I sat down and I ate the chipotle, right? I'm used to chipotle. I've gotten the same thing for years I'm a loyal man. No, no just one but this time I got the chips and guac. I've never gotten that The chips weren't that good. They're stale

They hurt my wisdom gums. So anyway, I was sitting and eating my Chipotle, right, as one does. I did the thing that you taught me

where you shake it, shake it, shake it. Kind of like whenever we were at the club and you used to toot that thing on me. She's going to shake it

like a cowboy. Like a, like a, like a, like a cowboy. Yeah, right. And then his big ass head, he would shake with his head.

I'd have to hold his head. Hey, since we want to talk about old club things, you used to pop that hip for pictures. Alright. We would take pictures and Peyton would be like this. Peyton was like, no. Oh yeah. I didn't pop it it girls would grab it and he would

show my curves I'll build like a coke bottle bitch they'd grab it and he'd be like okay no I did oh we were talking about old club experiences huh yeah you had to bring three changes of shirts sweat through all of them I sweated a lot it's a very hot atmosphere that same night when I popped my hip there's a ring around you it's a very hot atmosphere what can i say club experiences we're gonna keep going that same club the night of the pop the night of the sweat what else happened that night wait what else happened i don't remember back to the chipotle yeah i shook it up like oh you told me yeah i was like how do we know but then the amount of fecal matter that like no like was the, like, my butt still chapped from that. Because my parents bought my toilet paper.

You know I've spent a lot of money on my toilet paper. Yes. Not everybody takes that luxury the same as me. Bro, it was like blood on it. Sick. So, okay, that makes no sense. The poop hurt, right? The initial poop hurt.

It was like one of those it's like like it's like you feel it right here like straight down the middle and it just burns and it hurts and it was like i was biting my shirt you know that that shirt from the company that gives us free shirts all the time they're high quality i was biting there's a hole in it now swear to god there's like um grip marks on my bathtub i swear to you cam i was in pain a tear came out you think i'm joking i'm dead ass with you so the same food simply the fact that it was shaken caused the poop no i'm not saying that i was just saying the story okay but then then but then so and then i wiped with that toilet paper and it was it was sharp slip through no it wasn't light it was just not soft oh that's sick. That's sick. Come on, dog. And then, so I was, so my butt got chapped.

What is chapped? Like, okay. Chafed. Oh, okay. You chafe. I don't know what that is. It's not chapped. I'm pretty sure I met a guy named Chafe.

I think I've, people definitely call other people's chaps. Hello, chap. No, no, his name, like, government on his ID said chafe. His government name was not Chafe. His parents probably didn't like him that much. That bastard caused me a lot of pain. We're going to call him Chafe. If I got to put up with you until you're 18, you're putting up with this name.

I got to Chafe. You are Chafe. Yeah. But anyway, so when I stood up, it was just like I instantly felt, like, hurt back there. That's the worst. I was walking in poop. It hurts your butt. We got to stop talking about's such a weird it's like a it's like a subconscious thing i don't know do you show people eat during there's a critter there's a critter

orbiting your head please god oh no that's jeremiah okay that's jeremiah you named you named the gnat i have a weird resting in your head yeah i got a connection with things you do creepy things and critters no okay so so i got a new car right you did and very nice i had to clean out my jeep okay and i had a lot of things in there ruby's dog toy was in there there's a cutting board in there all that's on patreon if you want to see it but so it was a weird like random cords and wires like half a hangers like broken hangers 100 no and so i put all of it into a trash bag and i put that trash bag into my room my parents came to my apartment the other day and that bag was in there my mom likes to clean up my apartment she brings that bag to me and

she's like what is this and i told her and she goes oh so i can get rid of it and i got so upset like why would you do that those are my things and they're still in my living room just sprawled out on the floor because i organized them of most want less want and i don't think i could do it you you might be like you might have been a hoarder in a past life or like in a future like you're a hoarder in some state of view do you think you had a past life? No. You would be a cop. He said that so serious. He went, you would be a cop. Freeze! See?

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slash ysk. That's harrys.com slash ysk for a $3 starter pack. Now on to the rest of the episode. Oh, one of the things I did episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Oh, one of the things I did realize though. You know what? I've been meaning to say this because we share something in common. You just interrupted me. What? I was about to say something and you said something. That's not how conversations work. Have you read a book?

When's the last time you read a book? When Percy Jackson was still alive? I actually believe you interrupted me. That's the baffling part. You know the baffling part about that? Is it's all recorded. Everything is recorded. Everything. There's three cameras. High quality. There's a light and a monitor for us to watch on. You know what? And it's all going to an external hard drive. And so I'm tired of it. Your hair is starting to dread. Your hair is starting to dread on the extremities. There's very very small dreads coming in

He did not choose a phalange pick. No, but what? pinch poke you owe me a coke sometimes Sometimes I'm driving dog. I smell my hair what because i've been i haven't washed my hair in about three months now listen now listen bullshit no i swear to god that's bullshit because one i hate being wet for that long and i feel like i'm drowning dog i can't just turn around have you ever have you ever washed your hair like this turn backwards okay first off when you're in the shower you taking it to the chest to the back three seconds of your life can you answer a normal question without

getting naughty you're gonna get a sock of coal for Christmas soccer coal what's it stocking not us they're big socks a stocking you're gonna get a stocking? They're big socks. A stocking. We didn't have those growing up. You're going to get a stocking of coal. The reason is, okay, first off, you're naughty. Anyway, like look at your legs right now. You're a 24-year-old man. Sit down. Stop opening up the floodgates.

No, no. You're not going to interrupt me again. I think I would. You're not going to interrupt. What do you mean you'd leave? Like you know how I said as a kid I had PPD? You have it now. I have bad PPD now. You're 24. It's always a do you mean you leaked? Like, you know how I said as a kid I had PPD? You have it now. I have bad PPD now.

You're 24. It's always a rush, dog. Give it a flip. Give it a little bounce. I hate it when it hits my jaw, though. I thought you were about to hit a WWE finisher on the couch. You had so much charisma right there.

You know what? We're going to do a new segment. It's called Peyton sits down and shuts the hell up for 30 seconds. Let's go. Ready? First edition. Here we go. Start! Actually, you get to speak only when spoken to and asked a question. When you're standing in a shower, bathing naked as one does,

you're naked, afraid, and alone. I bathe in socks. In very wet. God, shut. Because my toenails scratch. No, your toenails are disgusting. They're abysmal. Anyway, they are literal hooves. Like, the nail is starting to overgrow the toe. It's absolutely disgusting. Anyway. I almost had to get surgery one time

because of my toenails. It's either you or Dragone. You can pick. Somebody's getting struck. You or Dragone. You can pick. Somebody's getting shrunk. You or Dragone. Okay, sorry. Pick. All right. Did you get a weave?

I got moisture. I got, like, humidity when you opened your crotch. All right. When you take a shower, asshole, do you stand and let the water hit your frontal or on the back if you say one naughty joke i'm done if you say one naughty joke does the water from the faucet hit your chest or your back my chest it is my chest okay so have you ever tried washing your hair like this you were about to speak oh my god you were about you literally just fought your inner demons to speak.

If you would have interrupted me again, my God. Okay, have you ever tried this? Since you're afraid you're going to drown standing up in a bath in a shower. You don't get lost? No. I can... My shower's small. I can touch every...

I can touch all of it. It sucks. Okay. Deep tub. Deep tug. Tub. I can't even speak. Okay, here we go.

Try this. Hey, piggy, next time you bathe, try this deep tug tub. I can't even speak. Okay, here we go Try this. Hey Piggy next time you bathe try this turn around water's not hitting your back. Is it hot? Yes back sensitive, of course, but take another half you do Take watch my crack like that That's not weird that's hygiene that's highetic. I'm just trying to help your dreadlocks. You need to turn around, water's hitting your back, take a half step forward and go like this. Oh, you, you think I can do that? Now, I know you don't have much dexterity. No. I know you don't have much balance. No.

However, this is a very good, very good tool of the trade. You just go like that. The water is going to hit right here. It's very dangerous, though, because if you go about three inches back, it's going straight up your nose. You will freak out. You will be drowning. So, I'm warning you. Just go like this.

Let the water hit right there, and you just go. Okay, I appreciate this. No water in your mouth eyes ears nose but it's all on your hair i appreciate the suggestion but let me tell you how it's not gonna work because whenever water hits me in general and my above the shoulders i i lose all sense of direction i could you could tell me i'm on jupiter right now i believe it i don't know where i'm at what's happening i couldn't spell my name backwards if you told me to and then and then you and then you tell me to move all my brain matter to the back.

So now you're upside down and wet. And confused. You're like, no! I didn't take it, I promise! I love the food. They're like, what? Who's in there with me? I'm not sure.

Well, you have weird, dark thoughts. You probably got a couple friends. We have a shout-out? No, no, no. Deadass, deadass. Not a question. Have we? Have we? I was, no, we have not showered. No, no, no, I'm dead ass dead. It's not a question. Have we? Have we?

I feel like there has to be a situation where we have. No. I feel like you've been in the bathroom while I'm showering before. You have. In the bathroom while you're showering? Yes. We shared a bathroom. I was probably washing my hands and teeth.

What are you doing? You're playing with your earlobe, you little freak. You're smiling, smirking. No, but can I tell you what I was going to say before you interrupt me? You know what? Go.king. No, but can I tell you what I was going to say before you interrupt me? You know what? Go, yeah. Go. So, I, you know.

No, but when it hits me, I get. It doesn't work. Because I provide value when I interrupt. You don't. God. Oh, you knew that. Oh, my God. I'm trying to stay in character.

Go. You know, I'm going to be respectful. Yeah, good, for once. So, look. So, whenever I learned this, whenever my parents came over this weekend, and I don't have much real estate for sitting in my apartment. You don't. At all.

It's unbelievable. So, me and my mom and my dad are all sharing that couch and coffee table to eat. And what I've realized, and I don't know if anybody else feels this way, I cannot, and i mean cannot sit next to somebody whenever i'm eating i can't it's tough i forget how to like swallow i don't like like what like if you're like angst off of it yeah like if somebody's like say woody right here is right like somebody's eating right where woody's at and they're eating their food and i'm eating my food i can't your knees are touching but your feet aren't you knock-kneed son of a bitch

you literally said if somebody's like sitting right there like we're not at a cookout you're not in a foldable lawn chair with a paper plate there's no short ribs and baked beans on this plate right now you literally said if somebody's eating next to me and they're sitting what was it y'all's family hey there was some shit water we got all right there was there there was water there's tea and raisins all right our cookouts maybe had just salt and pepper sue me all right but one thing I want to say. You said it about 10 minutes ago. Okay. And we share something, yet we're so far apart. Love for each other? No.

Okay. We share the fact that we love our mothers. I love my mommy. I love my mommy, too. Mommy, I love you. His mommy, he loves you. Okay? Now that we've established that.

Okay. You are a ultimate mama's boy Ultimate mama's boy Not as much as you Cameron I am not You are the biggest mother's boy I've ever met You are the biggest mama's boy I've ever met How?

You want to change vernacular? How? How? How? Go grab the steed How? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Why? Why? How? Hey, I don't know where Peyton went. I don't want Uncle Randy, whoever you just like summoned to defend yourself. I want Peyton. So no more why? How?

No more of that. Stick to you, buddy, and I'm going to start roasting your ass. You've lost your marbles, dog. That's the widest thing. That is the widest thing I've ever said on this show. That's the widest thing I've ever said on this show. Oh, my God. That cringed.

My heart is racing. My heart's racing. You lost your marbles, buddy. Oh, my God. I said newsflash, pal. You've lost your marbles. That is the what? Oh, my God.

Bro, bro, the funniest shit is whenever, like, they're trying to prove a point, and y'all say newsflash, buddy. Newsflash, buddy. You got it wrong. No, when someone's relative is, like, they just get their license, they're like, oh, make sure you stay off the road. It's like, shut your damn mouth. Oh, oh my God, no.

When we eat something that's nowhere near spicy, and they clear their throat, and we go like this, it's got a little kick to it. And it's like the little kick to it. It's like it's like It's like salsa from a restaurant it's like too much pepper honey. Oh My gosh, we talk hit upset. We are so aren't We talk it upset, but you're still trying to like be professional. It like okay no more mr nice guy no more mr nice oh my god oh whatever y'all about to leave a restaurant and like everybody's like ready to leave but you're that person to confirm it it's like let's skedaddle yeah yeah all right let's get to it or something what's a skedaddle? No, bro.

When you walk past someone, instead of just going about your day, it's always like, oh, yeah, yeah. Excuse me there, right? It's those little one words. I was in an Uber one time, and it was, you know, and there was one person in front of us, and the light turned green, and they didn't go fast enough. And the guy goes, it's not your shade of green, pal? We were like, what? It's not your shade of green? He's like not your shade of green just shut up just when uh when like plans fall apart and they go all right let's just play it by ear

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Back to mama. Oh, yeah. No, you're definitely. You're nuts. You're definitely a bigger mama's boy than me. You're ludicrous. Cam, does your mom do your laundry right now yes or no whenever you go visit that's my choice it's my choice i've already said that no i don't ask no no grabs it it doesn't

no you i've been a huge difference i've been in your house you've called your mom saying what settings do i put the dryer on you don't oh my god you're 25 what settings are you want to talk about 25 you live in a mountain of crumbs until your mom or your maid cleans up after you. M or M, and I'm not talking about candy, M and M, mom or maid, you will live in dust, debris, and crumbs until your mom cleans your apartment. Yes or no? Whenever you go visit your mom and she's worked eight hours a day and she comes out of her room tired as hell and you're like, mom, can you make me oatmeal? You're 25! Turn on the microwave. She makes it better! What do you want me to do? In microwave?

That's how you know your oatmeal is ass. Make it on the stovetop. You want to talk about 25. You're 24 and you only use the microwave. Matter of fact, your microwave is six hours off. It is in a completely different spot on the earth. Completely different time zone. Oh my, Cam, your mom puts on patches for you.

When you have boo-boos, when you scrape your knees, she puts alcohol and rubs it over with a band-aid. she does no yes she does no no she doesn't no she doesn't no you don't lisa don't even listen to him you are a single man you have 15 bath towels you will go through all 15 dirty as hell and they do not get washed until your mother makes a special guest appearance. That's not true. Oh, my God. It's as factual. No, it's not. That could be law.

It is as factual as facts get. It could be as factual as fact is. Cam, no, I don't. Then why the other night when I had to bathe at your place, you have 17 bath towels. You live by yourself in a... Oh, my God. I'm with you. You live by yourself in an apartment.

One man. 17 towels of all different shades of colors. And you, I had to dry off with a dirty towel. Yes or no, when you had to go get your cavity filled at 22 years old, did you call your mom so she could be right beside you and hold your hand because you're scared of the numbing gel? Never had a cavity at 22. Rotten hell.

Yes, you did. See, you're a liar. We can't do this if you lie. You know that's a damn lie. I did not had a cavity at 22. Rotten hell. Yes, you did. See, you're a liar. We can't do this if you lie. You know that's a damn lie. I did not have a cavity at 22 years old. My teeth have been pearly white since the age of 19. That's a lie. At 17, I got them off junior year. You got some kind of oral work done

with your mom holding your hand. Yes, you did. She gave you a lollipop after. I had a routine six-month dental cleaning. She was not there. She was not there. She drove you. I love going to the dentist. You are terrified of them for good reason. Anyway, yes or no? Oh, my. This ends it.

Yes or no? Do you still lay with your mom when you get nightmares when you're at home? Boom, bitch. No, I don't sleep there. You're 24. You're double the applicable age of nightmares. No, but they're scary. If you're a nightmare at 24, wake up, brush that shit off,

glass of water, back to the bed. No, I go hug my mom, make sure she's okay. Make sure she's okay. She's probably like, get your bony ass out of here. And your dad,

your dad's just like this. Oh, my shoulder. Yes or no, does your mom still schedule appointments for you? Well, it depends on, I mean. She does for me too.

I like it. I like it. It's either my mom or live it's i love it it's like i have a little assistant okay yeah we're both mama's boys but there's nothing wrong with it there's i'm i'm trying to make a peace treaty this is the treaty of versalius of 1774 i see i see edward what's his name jeremiah i saw him again i saw him again no no the nap flying around your skull oh they, I thought you were talking about my phone. No. I'm trying to make peace. No, I got a question for you, Cam. This offer is going to leave the...

That's the most disrespectful thing you've ever done. I think... When's the last time you clipped your toenails? Because I can't let that go. I saw your shit last week and it scared me. Like, literally. Your toenail is about to close the it's about to close over the toe no when's the last time you clipped them oh my god you don't own a pair

oh my god you don't own a pair of nail clippers oh i don't but i can tell oh no i can't do it i can't do it don't you say a damn word about my toe ever again yours is infected i have one infected toe i can cut these and be fine i have one you can't Yours is infected. I have one infected toe. I can cut these and be fine. I have one infected toe. You can't get rid of that. I have one infected toe that's green, yellow, and brown, and I have nine good ones

that I clip regularly. I clip the big guy, too. It's a little extra tough, though. Your toenail could be the flag of a small county. Yours are so multicolored and big. Speaking of beds and, like, sheets and towels and all that.

Oh, I need new ones. I have a hard time getting up in the morning, but I found a and towels and all that. I need new ones. I have a hard time getting up in the morning. But I found a solution. I doubt that. If I can't get out of bed in the morning, I suffocate myself. I swear to God. I've been doing it and I've been getting up at like 7 a.m.

It's because I can't, bro. I can't do it. Is that illegal to say? What the hell is wrong? what is that illegal to say what the hell is wrong is that against code what in the hell no okay so you know how to please humor me how does one i found blood on my comforter it was like a it was like something went like this with blood you found blood on your bed yeah it's because i had a scab i pick at myself in my sleep i'll wake up and i'll be like in my ear i always have my finger in my ear or sometimes I scratch my canine tooth anyway, but whenever I get up in the morning and so the reason I can't get up in the morning sometimes because my bed is too cold. My room is too cold, right? That's

fantastic. And I can't, no, I can't get up. I'm scared to get up because I'm so small and then like, and I don't have clothes around, you know what I'm talking about? There's like no resource for me. And a lot of people go into their bathroom because it's warmer because it's a smaller area my bathroom is big and open and it's right by the outside so it's cold so i'll go like this i'll grab my i don't know if i should show a demonstration but just know i make it real hard for the h2o i mean the x2 whatever the fuck the oxygen is i make it real hard for that to make it hard for the ebbenessence of the oxygen. But I also do have a question. Okay. Public bathrooms, right? Mm-hmm. I don't use them

because I'm scared. That's so, that's so, because you know what I want to say. You already know I'm scared of social interaction, right? No.

And then I feel vulnerable whenever my literal sphincter is open and my internal excrete is coming out. It's in the bowl. It's in the toilet bowl. But I don't like

my Johnson being out and my butt cheeks being out and I'm around my ankles. I'm sitting, I'm cold and it's lower than a 90 degree. I can't get up quick if I needed to. If there's an emergency situation, if the fire extinguisher turns on,

I am toast. Fire extinguishers don't turn on. The fire machine. What though? What is it called? The shit that beeps. Fire alarm. But the fire alarm comes on.

Oh, I set my fire alarm off whenever I came back from Ryan's dinner the other night so i couldn't find a supercharger until 3 45 in the morning i swear to god i was driving for so long i got so mad i should have just used the one across the street but i wanted to get closer to home so then when i got home i was feeding for cinnamon toast um cinnamon bread with raisins i love it but i like to toast it lightly and then put a coat of butter on it so i was doing that freak and so i was putting in the

toaster and then i went to the shower fire alarm started going off wow four in the morning i was like oh i'm the i'm the asshole of the apartment if you're getting booted so then i took my toaster i taught i went outside i tossed the two breads out of the thing hit the ground somebody's car has toast in it now and then i put my thing outside for two business days now what i was saying was well i'm scared of a public bathroom, right? I'm scared of a public bathroom. It's because I don't know what to say if someone knocks on the door and I'm using it. Like, if I'm sitting down, right?

That's a very good point. I'm sitting down and I'm like... Oh, no, no, no, no. No, put your pants on. No, put your pants on. No, put your pants on. No, put your pants on. Put your pants on.

Put your shorts on. I have drawers on. Put your shorts on. I'm sitting down, right? I'm sitting. I pants on. Put your shorts on. I have drawers on. Put your shorts on. I'm sitting down, all right? I'm sitting. I'm hurting. I'm like, ah! Your legs are so tiny.

They're so feeble. So you're sitting there hurting. I couldn't kick anything. Let's role play. Go. All right, all right. So say hello. You don't need to pull your shorts back down.

I promise you, you don't need to pull your shorts back down. Okay, ready? So, I'm sitting, right? You're sitting hurting. So, it doesn't get into this toilet. My shoes are off from my comfortability. See, you're so concerned about external factors. If I have to poop, I literally go, damn, how quick can I poop and get out of here?

Bro, that's why your butt is nasty. You're checking. Oh, you just see my ass. You know the autopsy of my ass. Oh, yeah, you have. It's like a second moon. It's so bright. You could light a second moon. It's so bright. You could light up an ecosystem.

It's porcelain, though. Yeah, because it's mixed with the porcelain on the john that you sit on since you were two years old. Okay, Mr. Flap Shirt, Hang Jacket, Check Surroundings, Cover Fire Alarm, Take Off Shoes, Roll Up Socks, Take Down Pants, Squeeze, Knock Knees. So I'm sitting, right? And I'm pooping, right? Okay, and you hear this. Stop! knock knees okay sitting right and I'm I'm pooping right okay you hear this stop see that's first off there should be a crack in the door you should know someone's coming you want to know the key this is all you gotta do that's all I do every time if someone walks

out just go it's like you make your presence known without saying, hey, I'm in here. You cough. Yeah. It's a strange thing. When I cough, more comes out. But that's good. Is that not what you're trying to do? No, but if I switch up the organic flow a bit. Do you mean a hernia or something? No, it hurts.

You go, oh. Now you went from stop to help. They got to bust down. They see you're knocking gonna use skinny hairy legs your shirts off they think they're coming into some freak-ass scene you're just like this that no that would be a nightmare no but like some people say occupy don't occupy doh what bathroom did you go and knock on when someone's a occupy though movies he didn't film what film I didn't get the script try it try would knock on when someone said, I've seen it in movies. I've seen it in film. What film?

I don't remember. I didn't get the script. Try it. Try the cough. Ready? Okay. Hey, you good, man? You good?

Hey, dog, are you in there or not? I need to take a shit. Are you? That's it. I'm coming in all right wait for me wait for you what if I'm a you know what I'll roleplay to I'm an angry trucker that's on a 17 hour really good and I really got a shit there's one one stall okay the hell you do you cough and get off the pot bastard you're over here talking sissy shit I can't even hear you don't whisper man get up and now I'm using it move we're not sharing shit, you freak bag. We can go. Get out!

Just let me wipe. I would, I hope, I hope that trucker just beats you senselessly. I hope he literally drags you out of that stall, whoops your ass, and leaves you bare-ass on a, bro, bare-ass on a public bathroom, you're getting the disease. 100%. That's what you do. You said you do that. No, I'm talking about on the bathroom floor. If you put your bare ass, something's crawling in your butthole.

100%, bro. There's going to be a little vermin going up there. Oh. Oh. Oh, also. I don't believe in jean jackets. I don't believe it. Your mind is phenomenal.

No, it's because you said truckers. You said truckers. What trucker? You know, where's the jean jacket? I've actually never heard of it. Holy shit. Bro, you look like that or like a Greek warrior. Like a city guard from back in the day but uh i

don't believe in jean jackets what is there to not believe what does that mean i don't believe in it i don't think that's of christ what does that you don't like anybody believes in the holy words what does that mean though how do you not believe in it i don't feel like anything that belongs on your lower part so you don't need anything Anything that was designed for pantaloons Shouldn't be across your sternum I don't That's just like You're greedy

So what do you think? That's not right Take that off You're pushing an agenda As someone who's worn a few jean jackets in their life I was about to say you've had some cool ones I never felt good enough You had some cool

I never felt confident I always felt like Avril Lavigne Like I don't feel good she's never done that no i know that was adam lambert they're the same in my mind okay but it's a strange thing uh so if you don't even like jean jackets you hate people that go denim on denim i actually do like it what are we doing what are we doing not saying so you hate a gin jacket by itself but when it's better part and other companion it's the the og is there you don't mind the remix no i'm the og is there i'm saying i appreciate a good fit right i always do i'm saying if i could

go back in time and eliminate that person's idea yeah not them as a human just that idea like i'm who you think i am yeah i'll just be hey, that's not good, and stop them. Then I'd be like, hey, greed isn't a good trait. Like, that belongs on my pants. That's like saying, like, in 2047, are we going to walk around with shoes on our hands? You know what I mean? Like, am I going to walk around with a new balance on my paws? No.

Ooh, a hand shoe wouldn't be bad. We should try to jump in that market. You can do that by yourself. That's a venture you and Liv can take on shoe wouldn't be bad. We should try to jump in that market. You can do that by yourself. That's an adventure you and Liv can take on. That'd be good. It'd be great for ambidextrous running. What? Really having to get away from someone.

Do you think I could run faster than you on all fours? At this exact moment in time, yes, my back is shot. Fully healthy and stretched? No. I can. My posterior chain is so impressive compared to yours. I don't know what that yes, my back is shot. Fully healthy and stretched? No. I can. My posterior chain is so impressive compared to yours. I don't know what that is. There's no shot.

Exactly. That doesn't give you more knowledge, does it? You don't have the mental head space? I'm going in with the mental knowledge, the confidence, and the overall ability to do so. That's the thing with you. That's the thing with you. People, you know what I don't like?

People say I can't admit when I'm wrong. And that's not true. That's so true. No, it's not. Yes, it is. How? What do you mean? Look at you. You can't admit when you're wrong. You never admit. You can't admit when you're wrong. I can't admit when I'm wrong all the time. I'm just rarely wrong. Oh, that's a bullshit answer. You're rarely wrong. I'm good at saying, am I sorry? I'm bad. What? That was painful.

You can't even say it. I always admit when I'm wrong. No, you don't. Lion say, lion say I'm not one of the smartest people we've ever met. You're smart. I'm one of the smartest people you ever met.

No. Yes, I am. No. No, you're not. Cam. up there but no give me a question give me like a hypothetical question that you think i would lie about or i'd be wrong about give me a hypothetical question could you could you outrun a horse yes no you cannot no you can't we've already discussed this no you can't cam everybody said i was wrong about that because horsepower and cars and shit. I'm not wrong. I've raced a horse. I've raced a horse.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You were at the pasture. And he was in circles and so was I. He was in circles. Listen to yourself. You're talking about a pasture and a little donkey ass horse that you already raced. Listen to yourself. All right.

You're wrong. I'm wrong. Yep. Fine. My point. You're seizing over it. You said, like, you can't do it. We are arguing about the fact that you can't do it.

No. Just because that's the thing. You just don't believe in me. What? Just because I believe in myself doesn't mean I'm not wrong. Just because I believe in myself doesn't make me wrong. And just because you're confident doesn't make you right. I'm not saying I'm not wrong.

You cannot run a horse. Okay. Most of them, yeah. Not all of them. Not the ones that do the damn races. Admit it. I'm faster than most people. I'm not wrong. You cannot run a horse. Okay. Most of them, yeah. Not all of them. Not the ones that do the damn races. Admit it. I'm faster than most people. Say you're wrong.

I'm faster than most people. Say you're wrong. Doesn't mean I can beat Usain Bolt. Yeah, sure, you put a damn steroid in a horse. Give it an advantage and train it for 365 days and give it a cool name and have billionaires bet on it. I can't beat that one. But most domestic horses, the horse in your grandmama's backyard, bet you I'm dusting that son of a bitch. Dude, that's the thing with people, dog.

Hey, end it right now by saying you're wrong. About what? Something you're wrong about. What have you been wrong about? I can't tell you. Oh, let me guess. Nothing? Nothing. Just because you harp on your losses doesn't mean I'm wrong.

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Are you stupid? Okay, I try to refrain from that. I swear to God I do. I try to just go in, but are you stupid? No, I feel like I'm that. I swear to God I do. I try to just go in, but are you stupid? No, I feel like I'm good at getting people to trust me. I could be like, give me all you got. No, what? You think that's what PIs do?

Yes. Try me. Give me all you got. If someone talks to you in public, you freak out. And you want to be an informant. No, because that's regular day. What classified information are you going to get out to someone? No, that's regular day life.

If it's my job, if I'm getting a paycheck for it, best belief, I'll find you the dealer and the supplier. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Try me. Try me. Try you. Yeah, you be the criminal on the street that's selling bad things. What the... What jazz

hands was that? See, right there I'd go, oh, this guy's a clown. Get him out of here. No, okay, you be the bad guy. And they say, you're on the corner, right? Mm-hmm, chilling. You're doing naughty things. And I come up to you. Excuse me, sir. Excuse me. Hey! Bro, who are you yelling at? Sorry, I didn't

know if you had your... No, you're good, dog. I don't know if you had your AirPods in. Hey, man. And that's how it go. You scream at me when you're trying to buy some contraband. Let me try again. Yeah, go again. Please. Hey, man.

Hey. What's up, bro? What can I do for you? What's up, dog? What's up, bro? Oh, germs. Yeah, I get it. Hey, man. I heard around town, man. You got you got that stuff man i don't got

nothing i don't know what you're talking about what are you laughing you would suck so bad no no all right you talk to me i don't want to talk to you you're the ops you're the fed no you don't know i am that's my point you don't know i am all That's my point. You don't know I am. I'm alright. I have this street I've actually street crazy. Yeah, you look cool. I hired extras I got people around me and I made it seem like I've already done a transaction. Okay, and then you're you're a hustler Okay, you're like cool. Here we go. What is that? Stop that shit. I don't know why it's like remind me of Spongebob Okay. All right. Ready? Okay, here we go. Uh-huh. I appreciate you dog Hey, bro What's up, ready? Okay, here we go. I appreciate you, dog. Hey, bro. What's up, man?

You literally can't even get past sup, man. Alright, try me again. Alright, here we go. Ready? Oh, I tilted that? Low like that? Yeah. So you can't see my eyes. Alright, here we go. Yep. Hey, big homie. Hello?

What's up, man? Sorry. What's up, man? Sorry. What's up? What's up, bro? What's up, dog? Hey, I saw you over on 44th earlier. I was wondering if you need something. You a cop? Am I a cop?

Mm-hmm. No? Me neither. Hey, I'm good, big dog. Hey, I'm going to go this way. Trust me. As a matter of fact. No, trust me.

I don't ever want to see your face on this side of town again. Trust me again. Trust me again. Trust you again? Trust me. You're going to ask for his trust in the first 40 words you say to him. Please trust me. You might as well wear your damn badge.

No. He's like, I'm not a cop. Oh, oh. No, try me again. All right. Okay, okay. No, say you're a newbie on the street and you don't really know how things work i'm on and i'm trying to get so you're picking the easiest

prey yeah because i'm trying to get to you to get to the top dog okay yeah hey big homie hey what's up little shoes i said hey dog don't make fun of my feet bro my bad dude sneakers are out of style though hey sneaks dirty as fuck dog hey i thought yours were supposed to be white hey anyway bro Hey, dog, don't make fun of my feet, bro. My bad, dude. Sneakers are out of style, though. Hey, your sneaks dirty as fuck, dog. Hey, I thought yours were supposed to be white. Hey, anyway, bro, I saw you with my homeboy, Chris, the other night, and I was just wondering if you need something. Just let me know. Oh, yeah, C2.

That's my homie, C2. C2? Yeah, Chris, Chris. C2. Hey, matter of fact, what's Chris's last name, bro? You're asking for a lot of information, dog. It's Williams. I'm out of here.

Give me a chance. Give me a chance. Please. All right, no. I promise I'm not the feds. One more time. One more time. I'll come up to you.

You suck. No, but be more cordial. Okay, don't be a weird ass. This is real life. Don't be a weird ass. Okay, but give me like, think you're acting like a square and you're getting mad that I'm not running in the opposite direction when I'm doing illegal activity. But just be you. You got to be cooler. Just be normal. No, be you, but you just sell things. That's the thing. I can't, I can't

tell you to just be you because you would never be an informant. Yes, I am. This is my trial. Go. You don't, you don't act like that. You don't act like that. All right, here we go. Hey hey what's up dog hey what's up bro what's up man uh i'm new here all right i'm looking for uh i'm looking for it man what i heard the coffee shop no no no it's that way bro hey take a right i just made i just over there i live in your same building i saw you coming out the elevator oh so you're watching me and shit were you trying to run my pockets what's good bro i can't run in pockets what's oh now you got jokes you're watching me and shit. Were you trying to run my pockets? What's good, bro? I can't run in pockets. Oh, now you got jokes. You're a funny guy.

Big comedian, huh? I don't see why this has to get so physical. I'm trying to... I haven't touched you yet. I'm about to put these paws on you, though. I just wanted to... Hey, another thing is, I don't like how you got both your hands open toward me. Show some respect.

Put them shits in your pocket. Oh, you're going to cross them? Okay. I take that as a threat. Give me a chance. Hold on. Man, don't tell me what to do. All right. Hey, man, I saw you coming out the building and uh we live in the same building i just moved in from north

carolina that's pretty weird bro i saw you yeah you came in for i came in from north carolina what do you need like a friend or something what are you what are you talking before well i have a i like i like i like that grass cool We got straight concrete around here. Wrong building for you. No, I mean that smoky. That smoky. What are you saying? I can't help you with that.

I went to a private school. It'll be $40. Oh, $40 for the smoky? Here you go. Man, it's $40 right now. You get nothing. Here you go, $40. I ain't giving you shit. I ain't got nothing to give you. Don't ever let's $40 right now. You get nothing. Here you go, $40. I'm not giving you shit.

I don't got nothing to give you. Don't ever let me see your face again. Freeze. Freeze, please. You suck. See, you absolutely panic. No, okay. I don't panic.

You know what? No, let's take it to the next level. Okay. What if they caught you? Okay. How calm, cool, and collected would you be if they caught you? I'd run. Oh, you'd run?

No, I don't... Little Bambi would run from the bush. No, my other informant friends are here with me. Oh, your other inform... You got a squadron?

The ones that take... You got a whole case study open? Let's role play that, okay? You get in with the guy, okay? You're cool with him, right? Yeah, we're cool now. Okay, yeah. I appreciate you, dog.

Did you already give me the stuff? I don't know which part we're cool with him right Yeah we're cool now Okay yeah I appreciate you dog Yeah Did you already give me the stuff I don't know which part we're on What part are we on Okay So it comes out Boom Say we're at a little house party

You're like two months into the operation Oh okay yeah Okay so you're really deep We're connected We're friends now I bought the whole North Carolina bullshit We're cool Okay

I invite you to the crib Yeah You go to the bathroom You leave your phone on the thing Okay I see a message It says Sarge And it says

Need new information updates For our higher ups Okay You come out the bathroom you leave your phone on the thing okay i see a message it says sarge and it says i need new information updates for our higher ups okay come out the bathroom i press your ass okay ready here we go and scene hey dog what's this on your phone bro who's sarge oh it's my friend that's your friend what's his name sarge his name is sarge his name sergio are you a cop no you're a cop bro can i explain before you yell at me bro so you're friends listen you better say something right now listen you better say something right now His name's Sergio. Are you a cop? No. You're a cop, bro? Can I explain before you yell at me, bro? We're friends. Listen. You better say something right now. Listen. You better say something right now.

I'm trying to. You're yelling at me. Oh, what are you getting offensive? No. So, look. His name's Sergio, and he owns a tattoo shop. So, his name's Sergio, but he got him at Sarge. Yeah, like Serge.

You just read it wrong. So, why would you put Sarge? What are you talking about? He needs information for higher ups. I wanted to get a matching tattoo. You wanted to get a matching tattoo with who? Me? Man, that's some freak shit, bro.

You're a cop. Show me your wallet right now. Oh, my God. Oh, you're a cop? Yeah, that's it. Are you nuts? You said, yeah, I'm a cop. It's because you started yelling at me.

What do you think they're going to do? We're supposed to be friends. What do you think? SWAT's going to kick the door down and save you? Maybe. You would be the FBI would never, ever, okay, but people ever go to your LinkedIn, your Indeed profile. They would, oh my God, they would, it'd be the furthest thing from reaching out to you. No, but people aren't normally as mean as you.

You would absolutely suck as an informant. No, if I got some practice, but no, it's just because you're not a good person. I'm not a good, you think these guys are just good people? Yeah, in bad situations. Oh, aren't you a big Martha Stewart with your big old heart? Do you even know who Martha Stewart is? I think she cooks. I think she cooks.

Yeah, and she was in jail. And she kept it ten toes down. Yeah, that's what it was. She didn't snitch. You would snitch. Honestly? Oh, I would snitch when you just went on a rant about how you'd be a good PI and informer. Okay, honestly, Cam.

Honestly, you love me, right? Yes. I wouldn't snitch on you. I wouldn't snitch on you. Okay, let. Honestly, you love me, right? Yes. I wouldn't snitch on you. I wouldn't snitch on you. Okay, let me give you a scenario then. Okay, go. You wouldn't snitch on me. No.

I would not snitch on you because I have full faith in my heart that you would do everything in your power to get me out. Oh, you think I'm a lawyer? No. That's not much I can do. I'll give you shout outs on the podcast, maybe. That's it? Okay, give me the scenario.

Maybe I will snitch. Okay, say. You rat. Say I turn into a, like, say. on the podcast maybe that's it okay give me the scenario maybe i will okay say rat say i turned into a like say a bang bang hands up type of guy say i bang bang somebody okay and i hit him okay then they found him okay and they say go to jail payton and then you in your heart i think you're painting this picture to where you're gonna have to to end up snitching on me. The way it sounds already, you said you bang bang somebody, you hit them, they confront you,

and you go, Cam knew. Like, that's literally where this was going. Okay, that's not a good scenario. I'm not sure I would have snitched. Jesus! New scenario. Say we robbed a bank together.

No, say we robbed a bank together. Okay. They only catch me. They only catch you they see two people on the cctv listen listen listen listen so say we robbed the bank together right okay you got caught you're the only one that got caught but they know there's two people in the car that's unfortunate and they say cameron michael kennedy we will let you off free no jail time nothing on your record if you tell us who that other person was

in the car that robbed the bank with you if not you get 25 years no parole kiss my ass it was a homeless guy i met under the street he needed the money too but they say if you lie to us you get the penalty wow so you can't lie okay i'd say lie detector test isn't admissible under the court of law. You wouldn't snitch on me? No. I would throw you under the bus so quick. Oh, my God. You're seeing your life from mine.

Fuck. Shouldn't have robbed the bank, dumbass. You did it with me. You wanted just as much. That's insane behavior. No, but if we're talking realistically, you're the one that probably formulated the whole thing, did the strategy, so it should be on you anyway. Why am I?

Okay, if we're realistically, we're not robbing a bank. So let's do something else. It's like two years. I'm not snitching on you. If we end up, say it's fraud. And it's complete like, it wasn't no. It wasn't anything. Like, we didn't intend say it's fraud. And it's complete, like, it wasn't no. It wasn't anything. Like, we didn't intend to do any crime.

Something gets caught up. We get audited. Whatever. And it's like, it looks bad, but it wasn't what it meant to be. And I'm facing three years. Okay. And they go, or you tell us exactly what Peyton did, and we cut you for a 90-day sentence. I would say, I already told you once.

We did not mean to do any of this. Peyton did not do anything that was illegal or any suspicious activity. Now, bastard, what would you do to not let me sit in there for over a thousand days? First of all, I'd be like, is it hard proof that they have us? Because I wouldn't just admit that, like, I didn't mean it. Well, they think they have us. Oh, I would die with the lie until they have something. If they had something and they said that.

No, no, no, no, no. The lie is already dead. I'm already six feet in the cell, okay? What are you doing to get me out? So what's the scenario? Say it like, I'm in jail. That's the scenario. I'm incarcerated.

And they say, what's my offer? What's my offer? You're no, you are out. I didn't cinch on you, so they said, you know what? No, you said, what would I do? So give me the offer again. There's no offer. Listen, you know what? No, you said, what would I do? So give me the offer again. There's no offer. Listen, dumbass, you just said, no, what would you do?

They only caught me, but they think it was both of us. I take all the blame. Okay. So you are scotched free. Oh, you're asking what I would do about it. You are living day-to-day free life like you normally would. Vacation. Vacation.

What do you want me to do? Go to the bar exam? No, I want you to be a lawyer. I want you to go get the best lawyer. I can't afford that. You better make some scrap and make some shit shake because I'm not rotting in that cell. I'd visit you.

I'd visit you. You'd visit me, bring me meatloaf? I don't want that shit. I don't want to see you on the other side. I want to be on the other side of the bar. I'd bring your dog. You'd bring me Ruby. We could do telephone podcast you're gonna give me a burner and i'm gonna record a song on a motorola razor no you can

do it on the phone you get a one call a day no you better get me out of that jail i don't know who you think i am bro jason bour Bourne? You're a sick bastard. I would be literally researching every day. Because you live with a guilty conscience. I would be researching every day. So you wouldn't be living with a guilty conscience if your best friend was incarcerated for something we both didn't need to do. You got caught, dog. Eat it.

That is bullshit. You're going to eat a left cross when I get out. That's what you're going to eat. And then you're going back. I'm snitching again. He hit me. He's a felon. He hit me. He I get out. That's what you're gonna eat. And then you're going back. I'm snitching again. He hit me. You are a... He's a felon. He hit me.

You're a sicko. He owns a gun. That is unbelievable. What? He's a felon with a gun. Get him. Who said I had a gun? I'd just make it up. I'd give you one. That's unbelievable. Alright, I like this. Give me some more would you rathers. Give me a would you rather.

Would you rather... Would you rather sneeze every time you have to say hi, hello, how's it going? Oh, God. Every time. Nope. Or anytime somebody asks you a question, you fart. You just poo your pants right then and there. Oh, that's sick.

Some of them are loud. Some of them are quiet. Some of them are a little. They all stink. They all stink. They all stink on a 7 out of 10 scale. All of your sneezes are like aggressive sneezes. So every time I say hi, I sneeze?

It's not like a little, it's like a gazoom type of thing. Yeah, it's like a... No, public sneezing is my biggest fear. What does that mean? What is scary about that? No, I had to go to the nurse in school. I was trying to hold a sneeze for two periods. My nose bled.

Oh, you almost had an aneurysm by simply not wanting to sneeze what is scary about sneezing in public because it's so disorienting and it's so damn vulnerable you see inside of me i don't like that you're going your mouth's open nose is open yeah okay and i get cute sneeze every time i sneeze some shit's hitting the wall you just said cute sneeze yeah you know girls give me you're not a girl you don't know what i got so you want to go that right there yeah a little cute sneeze when i sneeze that shit is violent yeah and it's always gonna hit something and i gotta oh let's up the ante let's up the ante okay the farts are now eight and a half out of ten stink oh i'm talking about you can clear a damn elevator But the thing is or there's visible boogers slash snot. Oh hell no

I always think I got you're gonna be pootie McGee the amount of questions you get The amount of questions you're gonna fry yourself. You're gonna gas grenade yourself. You're on the phone. Hey, so what happened last? Oh shit Hey Peyton, what was that? Oh, are you alright? Those are all questions. Can we take a picture? Yeah. Oh, shit. Hey, Peyton, what was that? Oh. Are you all right? Those are all questions. Can we take a picture? Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Our fan interactions.

Hey, are you all the guys from the podcast? You're just shitting on yourself. You really believe for real? You'd have a wet crack. I already do. But now it'd be Louisiana. But the thing is with me, dude, I naturally don't smell good. You need to stop saying the word dude.

Every time you say it, I think you have skinny jeans and a skateboard. The way you sound when you say dude, you definitely have a Justin Bieber. You're like, see with me, dude. How long do you think you can hold me on your back? Right now, none. None. Like zero seconds. Okay, would you for 4.7 million dollars

Yes. I have to latch onto your shin like a koala bear for two years. Yes. You wouldn't go anywhere. I wouldn't do anything but things in the house. What about when you have to poo? You'd be sitting there smelling shit.

You'd be eye level with porcelain. You'd be eye level with sphincter and fecal matter. I breathed in my dad's poop the other day. It was so violent. And I really think that man needs some help you breathed in your father's shit i don't know if i could say this he's gonna get mad he did work at the mall we went to the mall together and i was using the urinal and he was hey that's not my fault dog god made us it's you know what i mean shut up continue please

and don't do that again you were using the urine i was using the urine i was using the urine i'll try to keep my balance and he was in the next to me and when i literally almost like disowned my father like it was when i tasted it for two and a half hours afterwards okay are you sitting there mouth breathing like a fish i have a bad mouth breathing problem i didn't learn how to breathe out of my nose so i was 14 i swear to god no every time i used to have bad mouth breathing issues i'd bite my tongue all the time i panted like a dog almost nah it's not it's troubling thing to remember because every time i'd be

sitting in my living room and my mom'd be like close your mouth oh my god and i just sit there getting coached how to breathe no i did exercises i swear to god i googled it how to breathe through your nose at the same time i had my back brace i didn't like the fact I made it out you're a ninja turtle back brace which currently I need you were breathing out of your mouth like an animal yeah you had a tail long hair crooked teeth didn't smell good deodorant didn't work not too many friends these it doesn't make me feel too good. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. There's some things I hate about you.

Oh, ditto, buddy. Ditto. Your fingers, disgust. My fingers? Your shits are like this. Because I'm a man of work. No, you're a man of sport with low dexterity and hand-eye coordination. There's so many chest passes you went to catch like this.

That's not how I broke my fingers. It's because I grabbed jerseys. Then you're a dirty bastard and you deserve your fingers broken. Your fingers are like Little Debbie sausages. No, they're not. And they...

You feel like Spider-Man. What does that mean? You're like clammy and wet and you can shoot a web any time. I'm clammy and wet? Yes. Swipe the back of your knee. You do it.

No, my knee. No, clammy and wet. Yes. Swipe the back of your knee. You do it. No. My knee. No, freak. It's right here. Your shorts are very high up. Your shorts are riding up. I can almost see all of your leg lineage. I want to practice MMA, but only wear boxers. Hey, that's a weird thing. I've always wanted to do that, too.

I've been doing it. Like that video with Mike Tyson? Yeah. How he's boxing, just in boxes. Yeah. That's a weird thing I've always wanted to do that too. I've been doing it like that video with Mike Tyson Yeah, how he's boxing just in boxing. It's like a yeah, right thing to say we just said that's a very weird You're sick mother you're I Think it's time for people's please favorite segment. You know what that is pop culture Pop culture pay they cam Pop culture Payday cam You have no rhythm Cause I was on a different beat

So you change it Out of nowhere Hey get your pet fly And take him home with you Jeremiah You know what I was gonna let you go first this week I'm going first

My pop culture Netflix dropped it That is scary So is your breath So is your breath. So is your head. Oh! You asked me a question. Your face.

Yeah, right there. I'd be like, what's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? You'd be like. I'd shit myself at that point. My pop culture this week is the.

Give me a quick drum roll. Dramatic. Johnny Depp versus Amber Heard documentary. Boom. Live on Netflix right now. Me and Olivia are going to watch it tonight. It's kind of weird because it's one of those things I already know how it ends. So, like, it's not going to be the best of watch.

But I just want to see all, like, the – it's not good? You've already seen it? It's not like a documentary. Oh, it's not? It's not like where there's confessionals and people are talking and, like, you're going to get an interview from Johnny Depp. So it's basically just like a 1440p version of everything we saw through social media. Exactly. So basically what it is is they take footage from the trial.

They play the, like, reference actual footage from, like, the shit that was admitted into the trial. And then they show they showed like social media reactions i'm like i only did one episode so maybe they do more after that oh there's episodes yeah this is it says seasons on it i'm not i thought it was a one it'll get better than if you only did one episode whatever pilot episode dude ozark had the greatest pilot episode ever oh my god oh my lord so did. Oh my lord. So did Suits. Suits? Suits pilot was good.

Because it's like an hour and 45. Suits pilot was good. Suits is a great show. We're both currently binging that. I finished it. What? No, you did not. I'm trying to say it so they don't spoil it.

Oh. Well, okay. Yeah, don't spoil that. But I guess I'm not watching it. Maybe it does suck. I was kind of interested in it, but I guess not anymore. Oh, they're doing The Love is Blind. I guess I'm not watching it. Maybe it does suck. I was kind of interested in it, but I guess not anymore. Oh, they're doing the Love is Blind.

They're doing the after the altar thing. It's supposed to be after the altar, but they're doing flag football. I don't give a shit who can run a 40. And they already did after the altar with that group. Money. For real, though. Are they still together, those couples? What's his name in Chelsea? What's his name? They do the played the soccer kwame kwame and chelsea are that's a surprise uh oh oh i'll

switch my topic okay so disregard what i said people apparently it sucks according to payton um the okay help me out love is blind yep the season it might have been the same season the guy who I forgot their names I think the the guy was like a serial killer

kind of but no um the girl that was really weird had the weird stuff in her apartment was like really

when they went to Mexico she got sick she didn't like okay did you see that that thing on social media he came out he's starting a union

Against these shows and it was like a huge cuz I think that's gonna be a documentary that I would watch So basically the guy I forgot that that couple's name is one of the couples that clicked from the beginning They ended up marrying each other whatever um But he has this interview with somebody and he's basically going on talking about how they are unfed Yeah, they're given all the alcohol they want, they they only get to eat when food is given to them there's no sunlight they don't have their phones they lose track of time and days and stuff like that what's your viewpoint on that i'm trying not to oh let's hear it i can't spicy it's pop i don't like talking about controversial things it's pop culture let's hear it i feel like there should

be better living conditions for everybody right i do believe that the workers and the and the uh contestants should be and they were talking about the pay should be treated and paid accordingly to how much they are working all right because they're bringing in millions of dollars they deserve compensation in good conditions that's statement but from my experience of how reality TV works and people I know that have been on reality TV, it is very, very laid out how everything's going to go. So I would be surprised if they didn't know what they were signing up for. And you can change your mind when you're there. That's fine.

And I don't know anything for sure this is not 100 fact but i'm assuming that they got that contract they got laid out of everything's gonna be you already know whenever you're in reality tv you don't get your phones you already know they're they want you to lose track of time yep that's in every reality tv show there's no clocks there's no nothing obviously if they're not getting fed and stuff like that yeah that's wrong and they're not getting fed and stuff like that, yeah, that's wrong. And they're not getting paid right. But, yeah.

And really, in reality TV shows, you don't get paid. That's like known. Your whole thing is reality TV and you're there for the exposure. Everybody gets on reality TV to make a career. To make a platform. Everybody does it. There's not one person. Like the only reality, It'd be like game shows

Yeah It's like a slight chance That you win the Million dollar case On Deal or No Deal But if you're going on A dating show You're there for a platform

It's for America to fall in love with you Or to hate you Either or Talk bad about you Talk good about you They're talking about you And then you have a platform Look at any reality TV shows

Instagram While the show is airing They're promoting themselves They're like oh the sponsors came in this that came in like look at this i'm starting this merch line of the cool thing i said look at harry jowsey harry jowsey is probably one of the prime people to ever monetize their shit he's a millionaire now because he said things on too hot to handle that he knew when he was going to say that he's going to make merch about it after. He was so smart, and then he made companies out of it.

He did it smart. That's what everybody does, but they're just not as good as monetizing themselves off of it. So, I mean, I hope that everybody gets what they want out of it. And another thing, read your contracts. Any point of life. I know I'm not telling you to go on reality tv but read your contracts yeah because apparently he was like if you leave if you get sick or tired of it whatever you could be sued up to fifty thousand dollars in damages yeah don't sign it

yeah it's like sign it and deal with it while being nice if you everyone of course deserves to eat and stuff or don't yeah that's crazy though i feel like both sides can meet in the middle i feel like there's a happy meeting for everything and just don't let greed and all that get in the way and then everybody i think that's a big thing greed is everything greed is the rule of like evil now everybody wants more and i think that's why people say like businesses and they're talking about this on rory and maul everybody's like business is hard business is tough it really doesn't have to be like it's tough when you are always chasing something bigger better bigger better yeah and it's like you're never satisfied it's like just be honest and say this is what's

going to come out of it this is what we want what do you want and it's not hard to find a happy medium it's really not if one side's not trying to screw over the other or get something out of the other, then it's easy. But you heard it here first, folks. That was Pop Culture Payton and Kim. Pop Culture Payton and Kim. Woo! I did it too early.

You did. All right, guys. He did a shoe flip way too early. That is sacred, and he just ruined it for us. But we absolutely love you all. Thank you for tuning in. Don't you put your hands up, you little jazz hands. We absolutely love you all.

Thank you for tuning in. Episode 75, You Should Know Podcast. We can't wait to be here next Monday. And like Peyton said in the intro, there's going to be someone special next week. We're just going to leave it at that. I think it's next week. It's either next week or the next next week. Oh.

Stop farting. I'm not even asking questions. Stop farting. I think I poo-booed on myself. But you've got to come back to see that. Any questions you have, everything is linked in the bio below, in the description of this video below. Everything, social medias, questions, Patreon, Koala Club.

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High production. Me and high production, high sweat volume. We are going to be dripping in sweat. Basically, for all of our new family members and maybe even new Wild Club members, me and Peyton are going to go on a one-on-one gladiatorial games against each other where we physically compete in a lot of events, and the winner takes home the grand prize of pride and bragging rights.

Let's put up real money. I don't like that game. I can have your new corner. You can have mine. Deal. Just kidding. But, yeah, so be on the lookout. That will be coming very soon.

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