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It's snowing. It's happy. It's burning my fucking eye. It's burning my eye. My phone. Oh, man, it's snowing. Oh. Who's my deal was that?

It's all in my shoes. What is that? What is that? Somebody read the ingredients on that. I think we should have a mask on for that. Oh, my God. Oh, man. It's snowing indoors in Dallas.

I mean, I genuinely, on the extended, I'm going to ask, how much did that cost us? I don't remember approving that in the budget at all. How? Dude, the level of toxins that we just took in. That was pure chemical. Oh, my God. We just, they literally opened up the Hawkins lab and sprayed it in here. Like, that was straight demigorgian.

I got a CT scan after this episode. No, no, no, there's something back in my throat. Oh, my God, I swallowed it. Shoes are Christmified. Yeah, I was breathing that in. I mean, us breathing that in was like we just smoked cigarettes for 12 years. Like, we were healthy for our whole lives. That was 12 years of cigarette.

I used to be able to eat honey, nut Cheerios. But I smoked every day since I was 11. Don't be like me. I mean. Honestly, do you remember those commercials as a kid? Their story on half of them had no relevance. Really? I don't remember. They weren't relating.

I used to go bass fishing with my Uncle Ronnie, but then I smoked for three. I smoked for three decades now. I have a hole in my throat. Don't do cigarettes. And I literally be like, what the fuck? I remember those vividly. I swear to God. I used to run a Southside deli right there off of Bronx Street, but I I fell to the trap of cigarettes, and now I don't get to see my grandkids anymore. I'm like, what? I'm like, what is happening? What do you mean?

I swear to God, there's no relevant. Okay, see, I don't, I don't remember the commercial, the cigarette commercials at all. I just remember seeing them, like, really close, like heavy depth of field, and it was like a really old wriggled person going like that. Yeah, with a hole in their throat. But I don't remember that scaring me. Like, I wasn't like anti-cigarette after that. And whoever, dude, whoever was in the. marketing team budget whatever allocated resources were spent on the people that tried to do the

anti-weed campaigns oh yeah put the people flat in the couch kids were like that looks fantastic and they're like melting into the couch they're watching a cartoon it's like he's living his life it's like you're this is a pro weed commercial what you're doing honestly those commercials as a kid missed the mark but you know what commercial as a kid didn't miss the mark what that dude with the doer rag in a parking lot being like get off your ass what are you doing you guys at home doing nothing. I was like, I'm eight. I was like, I can't go nowhere. I said, I'm really trying to beat the extra levels of Lord of the Wings to two towers. I'm like, I don't, what do you want me to do? Yeah, dude, that's, oh my God, that was, that was on

constantly all the time. Can we talk about that? Was there like, was there like a monopoly of the commercial world when we were like, yeah, yeah, yeah, there wasn't a lot of options. It was the same, no matter what channel you're on. You could be on BET, you could be on CMT, and you could be on ABC. They're all the same commercials. Same as that commercial, completely different audiences. Don't know what he was selling. Wasn't it in a culinary school?

I think it was. He said, get off your ass. Like, in the duerang, he was like, you can learn to cook chicken right now. Courtawn Blue Universe. I think it was that. Now, chicken, now, I could have said something else. I really could have said something else besides chicken. And I didn't even cross my mind.

I'll tell you know my heart is still pure. Is it or is it so deeply embedded into that thought? deeply embedded due to my ancestral uh my ancestral path yeah you know i try to be a good guy you do that's all that's all i can say what's your success rate on being a good guy 50 50 it is a coin flip if you piss me off uh nope that's yeah i have a digital footprint kids who has the worst digital footprint from the podcast me or you uh pierce pierce just basically often not even what he has said oh no no strictly because what if we put on Pierce.

I have a fun game for all of y'all. Go to your tab where you can see what people you follow like on Instagram Reels and look at pierces. So I'll have to get fired. If somebody gets mad, he has to get fired. Please don't do that. Because I'll have to fire him. If I get one complaint, I have to fire it.

Oh my God, that's so. And I don't, I've never seen this for the people like, this is that you run your company. I've never seen this. I've been told though. Yeah, I've been told as well. Never seen it. Yeah, a lot. I mean, ooh, never mind.

You go, there's a lot of, uh, never mind, never see it. How was your week, Bubba? How is everything, how are you doing? Hey, is this the Christmas episode or do we have one more? One more, one more. Happy, Merry Christmas holidays to you or whatever you celebrate.

Yeah, but we just told you there's one more. No, I'm saying, but the Christmas spans the whole month. Incorrect. What you're incorrect? I've never, I hate, I hate people that do that too. October 1st hits, it's not Halloween. It's not Halloween.

November first hits. It's not Thanksgiving. So December 1st hits, it's not Christmas. You can decorate, you can have a fall a lot of time, you can have jolly jingle balls and bells. Yeah. But it's not Christmas until the 25th. So you're not a spirited type of individual.

I love a good Christmas spirit, but it's, oh, and the, it's my, it's my birthday month. No, those. Yeah, no, it's not. You're getting on your birthday. I don't get, you don't get extra, you don't get extra nothing. No extra time, no extra trips, definitely no extra money space until your birthday. It is not your birthday month. You know what?

I'm not going to lie. It's my birth week. I'm not going to lie. I agree with that. I was trying to add cool and stuff at the beginning of that segment. I'm not going to lie. It is my birthday month.

And you all know I struggle in February. It is gloomy. My mental health is down. And so that's my birthday too. My parents decided to have me in the most oppressive month in Texas. Oh my God. And oppressive month.

February. You think we should have more than one month? No? But I don't think, I don't think, because I don't think you should say anything else, man. I don't think you should have a month at all. That's not a bad, it's not a bad thing. But I'm saying it's like a, okay. Yeah. Thank you, man. I mean, goodness. How fast can we get there, huh? I mean, what are we five minutes in? Good Lord, man. How is your win? A great five minutes. Dude, my week was, uh, my week was good. It was honestly, there was some ups. There's a couple downs. I will sprinkle those throughout the throughout the, throughout the pot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But overall, it was good. What about you? How was your week? Nothing happened to your days?

I mean, I can get right, oh, a lot, I can get straight into it. Do you? I like asking you now. I like taking this new approach and asking you. I didn't do that for about three years. Yeah, yeah, going into 2026, we're going to ask me how I'm doing. That's a conversation. Right.

Yeah, I've learned to bottle it deep inside because you don't ask. No, I think that's why you call me a thick-hipped bitch. Because I'm like, I don't ask you about your week, and you go, all right, fatty. No, that's not why I call you this because I have eyes. Anyway. Okay, that hurts. You know, that does hurt. You know what?

I want to be unrecognizable by May. I want to look like a new man by May. That would probably help our impressions, too. A lot of new audio listeners once they saw your face. Just, Jesus. It's like the YouTube's like, Spotify. It's like, really, really? We do a whole episode where your face is blurred.

It's like $2 million in one week. No, that would actually, I'd probably get a little. depressed. Yeah, no, you should. No, that's a good reason to it. But you know what I've found? You know what I've found? I think a lot more people are attracted to you. Incorrect. I think so. I think a lot of fans are attracted to you now that we're on the same field, right? Because before, what do you mean? Listen to this. This is the science behind it. I think a lot of the viewers find you more attractive now. Not because I got thick, but because we're both now in relationships. So that that desire over me, like, oh, that's a way to, I think I could, I want him, I could have him.

The beautiful single symbol himself. Right. But now they're like, oh, he's in a relationship, so I view him just as Peyton. And now I'm looking at Cam and looking at them objectively close to close, up to side to by side. Let's not do that. Keep a little distance. I think they think you're more attractive.

Closer I get to you, the lower my score hits. They're going to be like, oh, I like that Cam. He's got that big head and sunken eyes. God, he's got those nice little hip dips. Oh, man. I mean, he's killing that to just go. Like, that's what they say about me. You're like, I like a slightly unattractive guy.

I hate perfect people. Hey, laughter, though. Laughter, man. That's one thing I can give. Humor and comedy can be attractive. I'm going to be honest, man. I'm very vulnerable right now. Okay.

I look good or no. Last night I went to your house. You did. Last night I went to your house and your in-laws were there. Right? So I went to Cam's house and we were hanging out. I was playing with his son. It was a good time.

Cam was on the other side of the island of me. Mm-hmm. looking away, like, so I could see this, I could see the side of KM's face. He was talking to his in-laws. Probably wasn't good look. And he was speaking, and he was really, like, passionate about he was, what he was talking about and confident. And I'm not going to lie in my head, and this is 100% honesty.

I don't know what you're about it. I said, he's kind of high. And I was going to die with that. But since they're talking about it. What made you say? I don't know. And why don't you give me those compliments in the flesh? I need them.

Because it's, I'm, I'm, I'm insecure about my thoughts. I'm trying to understand my, you're driving on the way home. You're like, well, if I thought about it, does that mean, or if I thought about it and I can sit with it, does that mean I'm not? Well, because the reason, I, and another reason I was holding it so deep in is because I was driving home with my girl, I looked at her. I was like, you're not him. Oh my God. I do that too. I'm not going to lie.

I'd be like, peace good, he just gets me. He just gets me. He's a listening ear. He doesn't nag. And then he leaves and I go, oh,

what, live? I'm kidding. I love my wife. I love my wife. Right. I do. I love Olivia.

She's the best. Relax. I'm like, I'm like, no, I love her. Payton has a, he's got,

that special you got that soft spot right here in me yeah okay okay so dead and i'm not joking like that's not a pie joke no no you're hot like a hoodie i need to wear that more no wasn't that it was your face and you didn't have a haircut or anything like you're rough you still kind of look like old school milly bobby brown but when i was looking at you from the side i was like like and you were the way you were talking too like it had swag in it like it was the right amount of this you know what me teeth were hidden yeah and i like oh he's hot yeah okay i can take that yeah dude yeah dude Dude, I meant it. God, I feel good.

Yeah, God, I feel good. Yeah, yeah. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah. I'm getting, I think I'm tingling a little bit. No, no, I think I'm tingling. 100%. No, it's coming on.

No, my pants just started going. I was like, oh no, it's here. No, we need to take a break. We need to take a, go to the commercial. When's the last time you looked at me? Like, that's not even a joke. When's the last time you looked at me, you're like, he's hot?

Uh, the other day. Really? Really, what happened? I think it was here. When you had the, uh, you had your father. I go, I'm telling you, relax! You had the Formula One jacket on? Yeah, yeah, that's all like a jacket.

Because sometimes when you look good, I'm like, ah, he's a prick. I'm just, I go, God, look at that. I'm just, I'm completely kidding. He can't be a good person. No, no, no. But it was, I think it was here, actually. We were shooting the, like, stuff for Patreon,

which you'll get to see. And it was kind of the same thing. It was just like your like feng shui. Like we weren't like, oh my God, you're like tearing up. We weren't like eye to eye talking intimate, but you were just like the way you were moving. It's like you had the perfect amount of like assertiveness. Like how we need to do with this guys.

But then you also were just kind of cool and calm and relax. It's like you weren't trying to be the nonchalant guy, but you also weren't like super alpha mega. You do what I say. And you were just kind of like, just kind of rocking out and going with the flow. And then you're like, all right, boys, that was a great day. And I was like, I said, I'd lick him right now. It was a good day.

And you looked good, too. You looked good. You need to, now I'm going to cry. You are tearing up. You need to calm down. Do we need to talk to our women about compliments? Clearly, we need to hear more. We don't get enough.

We clearly don't get enough because we're sitting here making sure we feel love from each other. We don't get that from home. Now this is vulnerable talks. I mean, this episode is turning into vulnerable talk. How often, and I've been doing this a lot at home, how often do you ask? Are we, like, oh, that's daily for me. You love me, right? Yeah, that's daily.

that too? On the daily. Dude, it's bad, right? And I'm sorry. And I, there's, there gets to the point where I'll stare myself in the mirror. Yeah. And I'll be like, do I have an issue? Like, is, is something actually trying to come up and come out of me? Yeah. And then after I talk with myself, I literally leave the bathroom. I go, live, you love me? Yeah. And then she's, and good for her, she starts playing into it. She goes, no. I'm like, oh, she's like, stop asking me that dumb shit. No, I love you. And I go, oh, you're right, you're right. But like, do I look good? Do you love me? And I just right back to it. But I don't think, okay, so my thing, I've, I've come to realize I'm secure women. Yeah, my thing, insecure men. Yeah, you don't know what I got. Yeah, you do. Oh, yeah, I do. I go,

yeah, I do. You've been blessed. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. No, mine's deeply just because of myself. Like, I've realized it is deeply just my, what do you mean? I just hate myself. That's it. We're being honest. No, no, no, no, no. I look in the mirror and I'm like, still. I'm like, this is what I got forever? Just kidding, man. Love yourself. It's a holiday. You know, how much?

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Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Oh, my God. All right, we need to take a turn. We do need to take a turn. I'll tell you about my weekend, though. Yes, thank you. Oh, fuck.

I'm pulling the pierce. No, you got a lightheaded? Oh, no, there's things. There's floaties. No, I'm not kidding. No, there's d'allodes. I see them. It's still from the spray.

No, I think you're trying to help me out. No, I see it because we're knocking this. No, but these look like fireflies. They're like lighting up and lighting out. Oh, your eyes just crossed. Did they really? Yeah, a little bit. No, yeah.

I think something happened, but I'm good though. We're back. Yeah, we're back. Hello. All right, we're good. Let's do it. Here we go. Here we go.

Here we go. Back to you, here you go. Back to me. This way, right here. Oh. Scooby-Doo. Never saw it. You weren't a real kid.

Grab the heart. Put it in the butt. Hit it in the butt. I dig the spike. I said my hitter, she goes up top and we score the point. All right, man, here we go. Whoa, calm down. How was your week?

My week was good, man. I can't do that shit. You said my week was good, man. No, okay. Something crazy happened this weekend, as most weekends happen, right? Oh, every weekend. So as you know, CJ doesn't, CJ's our editor, if you don't know if you're new here.

our editor CJ doesn't ever come out to bars with me anymore doesn't really leave the house oh you oh yep so me CJ and my significant other Voldemort Voldie we all went bar hopping this weekend we went to this old school town right where it looks like like old saloon vibes like it's but there's younger people there but it's just like the town is old it's like historic right so CJ he's been telling me I'm looking for love. I want to find a girl, right? So he goes, Peyton, Voldemort, whenever we're out tonight,

help me locate women. Oh my God. We say, no problem. Voldemort's a great wing woman. I'm a great wing man. Together, we're a good tag team partnership. It's like Chris Paul and Blake Griffin. Yes, she's Blake Griffin.

So, we're bar hopping. We're out on the town for about an hour and a half. The drinks are flowing, right? I'm feeling a little good, right? A little lucy goose. Baltimore's feeling good, right? Voldemort Lucy goose. So, CJ's walking with us.

We're walking on the street, right? There's a bar on the other side of the street. These two women walk out of the bar. Now, from a distance, the silhouette looked nice. It was a nice silhouette. It's a beautiful silhouette. I go, oh my God, it's the time. It's the time to get CJ a girl.

I go, I go. Voldemort, Foldemort. And she goes, she's drinking, right? She's, she's, this is how she moves, but she's very fluid movements. That's how I love everybody. And I'm holding her hand, and she doesn't see that there's a curb right here, and we're about to walk off it. She misses the curb. She hits a little dip, right?

She's about to fall. Luckily, I'm the greatest boyfriend ever. I grab her, right? I pick her up. Yeah. And I go, Voldemort, not in front of the great. And C.J. goes, you just blew my opportunity, because they're right there. We're the only two people on the street.

We look over to see if they saw, I go, they definitely saw. Oh, Merry Christmas! Oh, wait, this isn't the corporate party? Ken, Kim! Oh, my goodness! Hey, hey Santa. Santa. How are you Santa?

Merry Christmas. I want to have some fun with you guys today. Okay. She specifically asked me if maybe you could tell me what you want for Christmas. Oh, um... Okay, I'll let you go first. No, no, you go first. No, I'll let you go first.

We've got to do this right. Hey, gentlemen. Okay. You're gonna have to sit on my knee. Oh, ho. I'll sit on your knees. I'll do it too. That is the way.

Okay. That is the way. It's a fine name, by the way. Mr. Santa, I'm a big guy, Sam. It's okay. I don't want to. Oh my goodness, here we are. Oh, oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness. I want to see what you would like for Christmas. What do you want to see? What is it? Oh, oh, man. Oh, oh. You got it, buddy. Oh, Hayden, please,

Paden, please, Hayden, please, Peyton, do not cry. Yeah, don't cry. Don't cry. Santa, he likes it. Yeah, Pat is back. Pat is back. He likes when you pat his back. It'll calm him down.

You got it, buddy. We got you. We got you. Okay, thanks. All right, Payton, you got it? Is there like, is, I mean, is there a monetary restriction? On the gift, on the gift he's asked for? Well, you know what we make at the North Pole.

Yeah. Come on, keep it classy. Toys. Yeah. That's right. Very good. Toys. Yeah.

Okay. I like toys. I'll take, I like race cars. You like race cars? Yes. Oh, good. I like race cars. Oh, like Hot Wheels.

Oh. Oh. Those are great. Yes, yeah. Oh. We've got the Hot Wheels garage. You've got the Hot Wheels car wash. Oh, the hot wheels.

Crack. There's a lot of different things. Yeah. Oh, my God. We'll see. Okay. Okay. Okay.

do okay all right i'm so i you know i know what it is it's kind of exciting to be with santa yeah it is you know and lots of my little friends have this get excited like this we understand yeah okay do you need me to get off that leg that if you would like that oh oh my goodness can i help you up thank you santa can't you want something is it working out i know you're Is it my turn? Cam? Yeah. I can do it where you are.

Let's do it, Mr. Claus, wherever you want. Well, we'll sit over here. Okay. Might as well do it in your spot. Okay. Let's see. Go over there. All right.

All right. Now I'm a little heavier than he. That's fine. No problem. No knee replacements. We're good. No, we've got it. We've got no problem at all there, sir.

Okay. Now you're not going to get upset. No, no. No. No. I know. Okay. Okay.

in the Fala Lala spirit. Yes, Fala Lola Spirit. In the jingle balls and bell spirit, I'm going to go, I think I want a Spider-Man toy. Oh, those are great. Yes, there's so many different things. You want the wrist things that shoot the spider webs? Now, maybe an actual Spider-Man himself.

Oh, Spider-Man, okay, one of the figurines. Oh, yeah, those are great. You're being a little picky there, Kim. Yeah. You're being a little picky towards Santa, man. You've been a little picky towards Santa, man. Let's hone it down a little bit. He offered you something, you said no.

Yeah, I think it might be okay. All right. So, this is great. I think you've both got some nice things. Wait a minute. You know, I have to check something first. Can we do that? Yeah.

I have to check. I'm going to have to go in my pack again here. Okay. I think I've got a few notes here that I have to check. Oh, God. Let's see here. Oh, no, that's the first aid kit. Hold on.

I made a few notes here. Okay. Okay. Let me just look here and see. Yes. Let's see, Peyton. Yes. Okay.

Peyton. Yes. Not cutting the tough back hair. How do you know about my back hair, Santa? Santa, I didn't know about my tough. The elves, the elves see everything. Oh, okay. Number two.

Okay. Failing public interviews, even though you talk for a living. is that correct i mean i didn't do the best no santa i didn't do the best okay and pranking your friend causing physical harm yeah now santa thank you yes thank you thank you i am so glad yeah i thought it was a funny break, Santa. I thought it was funny. I know it was funny, but sometimes funny can hurt. That's what happens, yeah.

Funny can hurt. Yes. It's okay, it's okay, my son. Okay. Now, let's see. We do have a few for Cam, too. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Cam.

Okay. Never responding to texts and calls. He never responds to my text nor calls, Santa. And I'm, now, Santa, I've said, I'm sorry. I'm trying. Cripling ADHD. Okay, I know. But we need to keep working on it.

We need to work on it, yes, Santa. Okay. Mm-hmm, yes, Santa. And then crippling ADHD that can lead the stories being way too long. He does tell a long story, Santa. He does tell a long, I mean, Santa, it is the longest story I've ever heard. No, I know, no, no, Santa, I have the gift of gab. I know you do.

I didn't choose it. It chose me. I know. Yes, yes, I know. And it is something even Santa suffers from. So I love this talk. You know, it's really hard in the night before Christmas

where I have to speak not a word and when it goes straight to his work and fill all the stockings, you know, I can't talk. I'm not allowed to. I have to be quiet. With all the dogs and cats and kids asleep, you don't want to wake them up.

Don't want to do that. That's right. And you want to tell stories, you know, but I'm allergic to kittens. Let's see, what's your final point here? Attempting to play the $1 million ladder game too often? It's the only game you know, Santa. He tries to play it every Patreon episode.

Santa, every Patreon episode. Santa, now, Santa, I want to say something. I hope this does not leave me permanently on that naughty list. I think one of your espionage little elves got it wrong. It's a hundred dollars. It's a hundred million. I said it's a hundred million dollars. Yeah, and see, and that's another thing.

A hundred million dollars, yes. He's a, he likes to debate. He likes to argue, Santa. And I don't know, you just kind of saw it a little bit, Santa. I don't know. I was trying to make sure your elves were doing right by you. Yeah, I know. We've got any slots open.

Oh, Lord. I know. What's the demographic over there in the North Pole? We could talk about it later. I wanted to show you something first. Okay, show me something, Senator. Really, you know, with your, you know, getting onto the nice list is a difficult thing. It is.

But, you know, and what do you get if you're not on the nice list? Cole. Cole. Oh. Whoa. That is genuine coal. Is that? But why do we give us?

Why do we give out coal? Do you know what Santa gives coal? I've always wondered that. I don't know why. It's because Santa believes in you. Oh. Okay. If you take a piece of coal and you put it under a lot of pressure for a very long time, you know what you get?

You get diamonds. Oh. So when Sam's are moistenite. Yeah. When Santa gives you coal, he's actually. Saying you can do it. I know you can do it. You can do it. That's that I'm that makes so much sense because of that You got a gift. We get a get is for both of us Santa both of Santa? We're winning the quiz. We're winning the quiz. You've gotten a gift. Yes, let's go, buddy. Oh

I think if what you're saying is true, Santa, you believe in us a lot? Well, I do believe in you a great deal. Ho ho ho, ho. That's it, Sam? That's it. You came from North Pole for this? So we're... To bring you a message.

So we're... Do better. Thank you, Sam. So we're on the naughty list. Yeah. For now. But it's a few short days still Christmas. Okay.

We can't turn it around. We can't turn around. Be kind to each other. Be kind to me. Be kind to me. Be kind of me. Go over the points we made, okay? Yes.

Okay, my stories will be shorter. Please. I'll respond to text messages. Please. And I won't play the $100 million ladder. Thank you. What about you? I won't prank you with physical harm.

I will do better in street interviews. There we go. And I don't know about the hair. Santa, it's cold. I know it's cold. You've got attacked by a reindeer. I know. It is cold.

hold outside my tuft's got to say and my girl likes to play with my tuft all right t m i she likes to braid it almost all right well god bless you both you too santa merry christmas santa loves you both santa thank you so can i get a hug yes you may get a hug thank you santa thank you santa thank you so much santa thank you santa here's your here's give that to rudolph and you tell them we said thank you i will And you know, both of you gentlemen, you make me feel like a jolly old elf. Oh, there we go, Santa, you're a nice book. Can't forget that. Yeah, that's just last year.

It's outdated. Yeah. I'll have the reindeer fly it back to the North Pole tonight, and I will have your names added. Oh, there we go. There we go. Santa. Oh, my goodness. Thank you, Santa.

Thank you so much. Thank you, Santa. Santa, don't hear your Jansport. His magical bag was a Jansport. I mean, zoom back, let's fix these angles real quick. I have some things to say. No, zoom in the angles. I got some things to say.

What the fuck. I got, no, it's not. Zoom it in. Zoom it in. Let's be quite honest here. What the f***es happened? What the f*** just happened? Sandy just came in.

Who was that man? No, who was that guy? He was. He stood in military combat boots at 5 foot 5. That is the smallest Santa ever employed to be St. Nick. Can I say something? Can I say something? When I was sitting on his lap, I felt his leg giving out.

So did I. I felt bad. And I was really like lightening up to. And, and. No, no. Who was that? On a second thing, how much does that cost? It's the second thing today that I didn't approve budgeting for it.

Put me on the worst list. How much did that cost? He was a good Santa though. He was a right. I really appreciate it. Really good Santa. Very good Santa. And on the off chance that A, he has a wife and then B, Mrs. Claus is a fan of us.

He was a good Santa. He was a really good Santa. Now, his magical bag of presents was a red Jan sport. Now, I'm not going to deny that. I think all the budget went to the boots. It has to be a bag. You have to have like a satchel. You can't.

Can't come in with a Jansport as Santa, but clearly he was expedited. I don't know where he parked the reindeer, because he got into a literal commercial corporate building in downtown Dallas in broad daylight. I mean, and we don't have a, a chimney shoot here, so he came through the front door and went in an elevator. So I don't know where you got this mystical elf power, but he clearly snuck by people. Can I say I put that collar to my neck, the reindeer color? I'm having an inch.

Can I say? I don't know what, that was definitely on a hair. Can I say something? This sounds crazy. For about 30 seconds in, I thought it was some sort of weird, sick, twisted, like, strip teas. Yeah, me too. I thought they were about to take his clothes off. And I would have been there for it, too.

I would have thrown some ones at that Santa. I was really excited. I thought we're about to have some, like, Rack City play. Rack City Santa. Rack, Rack City, Santa. And I wanted to prank him one last thing at the end. I was going to say, well, Santa isn't, isn't like singing? Doesn't that bring Christmas joy in spirit?

And he said, yeah, and I was going to go, I'll treat you. you well I'm bad as hell well I was just gonna break out in the song and can I and so my thing was my thing was my thing was I was gonna like I was once he I got comfortable realizing oh he's sitting down like he's gonna be here yeah I was like okay now I'm gonna pray you're you're gonna be you're gonna be your Santa yeah but then he was his eyes were so sweet oh my god they're so nice like you can go you can go like like drink a beer with that's he's he's a passionate about being Mr. Claus. Yeah, he is.

Did you see his beard, too? Now, was that real beer? Was that manufactured? I couldn't tell. I wanted to pool. I mean, that shit looked like synthetic fibers. Yeah, I think he had a lace front beer. I think he did.

I think he had a lace front beard. He had a top shell. Yeah, he did. He had Brazilian 34 inch right there on the beard. I mean, just cocaine white. Yeah, I mean. Wow. I mean, we actually have a sack of coal.

Did we pay for the coal? Why did he give us this whole? Oh, first off, he said, God bless you. Now, I didn't know saying it was religious. I didn't know it now, but I appreciate it. But did he give us a whole rendezvous about, oh, we're bad, but this is what you do good, and this is how you're on the good list? And then he gives us a sack of coal?

Yeah. What the hell kind of twisted mental games is he playing? I mean. Am I naughty or nice? I feel like I just, my house got broken into it. No, yeah. No, I think I need a mental cleansing. Yeah.

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This new year with Shopify on your side. No, to the rediepies. Okay, we're back, right? We just cleaned up after debriefed. But I do have a genuine question. Now that Robbie's back, I don't know. Honestly, I was so confused why you left for so long. Yeah, I was like, where is it?

I was like, oh, he's coming back without a job. He's gone. I was like, I don't know where he went. I thought he just went to go hang out. Robbie, you booked him, didn't you? Yeah. The company paid for that, correct? Uh-huh.

How much did that Santa cost for him to come here? Oh. No, no, he's a good one. Like, no, no, I don't like that answer. Oh, no. I don't like that answer. He has a real beard. Like, he's been doing it a long time.

I don't give off about his beard, Robbie. He owns, he owns reindeer. Like, he has them. Robbie, that, I didn't see a moose in here. So that didn't go into the final cost. Well, but I'm just saying, like, he's a. Top tier Santa. How much did he cost, Robbie?

For 30 minutes of work, how much did he cost? 1,500? What the fuck? On company cards? $1,500, Robbie, for 30 minutes? Yeah, you said. You said we'd just spice it up. You mean to tell me that guy's a millionaire?

$1,500 for half an hour? I promise you, Robbie, you get no Christmas for the next four years. That's yours. Robbie, Robbie, is that, Robbie, I'm going to go to your house and sell your furniture. Yeah. You're paying me back. $1,500.

Unless he actually galloped here on a caribou. That is never worth $1,500. Oh, no, we're going to have an internal meeting about, budgeting for 2026. Rob, no, $1,500. Where did he come from? He has 16 Santa suits

in a real beard, dude. Robbie, where did, where does he live? I don't care if he lived in the actual North Pole. He lived in the real North Pole. That's his, that's an economy class ticket. We just paid for his whole Christmas. This family's taking care of. No, he's called North Dallas Santa.

Oh, no. Santa Charles. I go, at least we didn't get the South Dallas, I would actually like him. I would relate to them. You know, you know what's going to be the crazy part? I look up this Santa Claus later. It's $200.

Robbie just tipped him. If it was $200, you tipped him $1,300 for being in the holiday spirit. We'd tip you a bus ticket, Greyhound, back to Arkansas. No, he had a 30-minute drive, and he had to pay to park. So it was all included. Parking's like $2 here. I don't know. It's on the company.

Get him out of here. Oh, okay. I mean, we're going to talk about that. I think we need to vomit real quick. Maybe we need to do a little 21 jumps reset. Speaking of vomit, that's how that story I was telling it was going to go. Oh, my God. I forgot you even tell you the story.

So to finish up that story, I know a lot of y'all were wondering what happened. So Voldemort tripped on the curb. I picked her up. I said, down in front of the women. I look over it. The girl projectile vomits straight up. Like, she's standing erect. Oh, no, no.

On the street and throws up. and the thing is we took off running us three others because you should because we were interested in talking to her for CJ and we thought that Voldemort that f***ed up the vise

this girl vomits standing straight up and the thing is I've seen people throw up straight up but you at least your body has to

you have to cramp to concave something this this and just kept going like it was like a casual of the burp not the second base spitter, she said, and I'm pretty sure she rallied after that. Like, because if you're

throwing up without cramping, you're experienced vomometer. Yeah, your, your spleen, liver, and kidneys, they're all failing. You're missing a part of something that should be there. I mean, we just got into the week. I cannot, I literally cannot imagine throwing up, standing up. That's, that, that actually is an impossibility for Cameron, Michael Kennedy. I've done it. No shot ever. I've done running to my bathroom. But you're at least running, you're probably running like this. Yes, but I am on my feet, though. But I'm on my feet.

So does that, are you talking about the? No, you can throw up on your feet. You'd be like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hunch over a rail or something over the fence. Yeah. Everyone's on that. Yeah, so go like this.

Like, no, no one in their right mind. You're possessed. You're possessed. You're just like, ah. Oh, my God. So that was my story from this week. How was your week?

Did anything happen, any stories? Yeah, Santa just broke it. I'm honestly, I'm still trying to recurs. First off, can we talk about you asked him the demographic of the North Pole? He goes, oh, ho, ho, we'll get into that later. You mean to tell me you only got one black elf, Santa? No, no. He said, oh, we'll talk about that later.

Definitely you're not. Okay, so now this is kind of, is this. This is on a cue for us, but I have a story about poop. Oh my God. Now, you talk, poop talk, poop talk, poop talk at YSK, poop talk at YSK, Poop talk at YSK, poop talk at YSK. Oh, poopie talk, YSK, poopie talk, YSK, poopie talk YSK, poopie talk Y SK, poopie talk YSK, poopie talk Y S K

Poopi talk Y SK Poopee talk YSK Can I be honest And I know I talk about Voldemort Moore on the page rom I'm talking about her a lot

today She saw I mean she sees my bare bottom all the time Right that just happens She does yeah She saw my bare bottom She was like oh P

and I go what And I was like I know it's little I know it's little And she goes You got toilet paper. You have officially hit the mark of there's so much it's like a bear trap and you caught spare TP.

Yeah, and you know I get it. That's the only thing like I splurge on is that toilet paper in it is like a blanket. So it's like about that thick. So you can see that. She goes, oh, B. She goes, oh, Baby, oh, Miss Nubis. Yo, but the fact, she just grabbed it out.

Oh! She grabbed it out, and then she probably just, I don't know, texts it on her phone, grabbed the TV remote, change the volume. You got shi-residue everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good morning to you. But what happened?

You're poopie talk at YSK. Poopie talk at YSK. You don't do that. I know, every time. I'm starting to Dr. P real quick. So, new episode. This happened this week, and it's, It was from my wife.

What happened to your wife? This poop story is about her. Now, I'm in my office, and I receive a text message that literally says, help me in all caps. Was your wife at home? Yep. Oh, no. She texted me, she goes, help me, all caps. And I'm like, what the f***?

And then an immediate double text of, this is the worst poop I've ever had in my entire life. Come on, man. Now, I'm trying to figure. out if I want to take you straight to the visual that I saw. No, Cam. I can't, God bless you, don't do it again. Or if I want to build it up in the order of events

in which it happened. Be careful, we're freshly coming off of monetization unless we can't lose another one. I'll keep it monetize available. Here we go. I'm going to build it up. She claims so I walk in and I see the immediate aftermath. I will get there. But through her story...

There was a scene? There's a scene? There's a scene. you're not ready for the scene i'm going to camera it's i'm being careful i'm being careful my wife i don't want to see it no no i'm not oh my god so she tells me the story afterwards and she says i was getting really really hot to the point where i started seeing stars

oh no i had to turn the lights off in the bathroom because my head was starting to spin. This is from a poop. She's a pregnant woman. There's no inebriation. There's nothing in her body that shouldn't be. This is from a poop.

So hard of a poop. Her head's spinning. She's seeing stars. She turned the lights off. She's getting really hot. I then proceeded to remove all of my clothing. And that is when I then texted you for help. Chachy-B-T this text?

No, no, no. I wrote this down. Oh, okay. She said all that. Then she sent me to help me, right? So when I got to the bathroom, I see my naked wife, she's naked,

sitting on the tile of the bathroom with her back propped up against the wall. Goody bags just out. Oh, come on. She is naked like this. She looks like she just fought Prime Tyson. She's like, lights her off,

smells like death. Now, this is the part that legitimately made me leave the room. Thank God she had enough common courtesy to flush the toilet. It smelled like absolute f***le. But she at least flushed the toilet. She said the reason she was on the ground is because at the end of the poop, she thought there was so much poop in the toilet that it was going to touch her skin. and she said have you ever seen those cow pies she said that's what it was like there was so much

starting to pile on itself and reach above water limits and she was afraid that there was so much it was going to touch her skin so she flushed the toilet wiped thoroughly flushed the wipes and then set on the ground naked on the tile. And that's my loving broad. Can I say something real quick? You can say it. And honestly, I'm going to give you permission. No, no holds bar. There's times, but keep it nice. There's times I'm like, like, I'm like, I'm in love. I know if you put Peyton Hart in that predicament, it is the quickest courthouse drive you ever see. It's like I'm, I'm Lewis Hamilton driving to that courthouse. how quick I'm divorcing.

I mean, be a lady, right? I mean, I mean... You literally help, you help Voldy up. You're like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. You're like, I'm gonna head out. Where are you going? You go, the divorce lawyers right now. I'm going right now.

Start packing. No, I'm joking, but that is honestly disgusting. Like, okay. No, what do you think I did the rest of my day? I didn't do anything the rest of the day without thinking about that. I was like, that's disgusting. And it's just like, I mean,

maybe I'm immature. Where's the romance after that? You know what I mean? Like, it's for me, I'd be like, it's like, we're taking a month sabbatical from bedroom talk. Yeah. You could be butt naked staring at me later than I'd say, like, come get some. And I'd go, no. I'd go, I don't want to. I just smelled what came out of you. Yeah, you were on the ground, butt naked seeing stars from a poop. Think I'm good. I mean, I'm the, I'm the least to judge, because you know I've clawed into my porcelain before. Like, I've had some hot ones. See, I've never even been moved to the point of removing clothing on the porcelain. thrown. Oh, have you ever said, please stop whenever you're poop? Like, please stop.

Like, it's, those are more of like, you turn a gallon water upside down. See, now I'm, I mean, we gotta stop because I want this video to be monitored. Like, because I'm getting really nervous. I'm already thinking the text I'm sitting C.J. mute this, cut this. I'm already thinking about it. I got so nervous. But it was absolutely disgusting. But speaking of smells, right? Yes, sir. You said there's a, there's, that, that was a horrible smoke when you walked into the bathroom. Yes. But, okay, I saw this question on either Twitter or TikTok.

We all have, and this is a really deep thing I want to get into, maybe not now, but maybe the conspiracy episode on Patreon. Like, how certain smells, it's so crazy to me, how certain smells can smell really good to me, really bad to you, and vice versa. Unique, isn't it? Yeah, it's so weird. But I saw this question on TikTok. What worldly smell would you? like to wear as a perfume? Worldly smell?

Like something from society? It's from society. Dude, when I was younger, gasoline hit. That's my thing! Oh, I'm spraying a couple puffs of petrol right there. There's no way you still do that now. It's an adult. A hundred percent. And I think... Gasoline on your neck. I think it's not the actual gasoline, but if it was

a perfume that's gasoline scented? Yes, I would love that. Because look, there's a lot of people out here that love the smell of gasoline. Majority of people I've met love the smell of of gasoline. It's like a weird thing. They don't actually love it. It's like something you're doing, it's like you're doing something bad and you know it's bad, but it kind of gives you a little dopamine hit. No, but it's not bad. Okay, maybe chemically it is bad to smell that. It's very, I'm saying, but if you could just get to smell without the bad part,

I would wear that as a perfume, and I'm not just saying that for the internet. I genuinely mean, I would wear that. And I feel like it's a societal thing where people think that, oh, you smell of gasoline. You like that. You like that. I like that. I like that as a child. Yeah.

You have, you have a little, you have a little, little nose. You still have, you haven't grown into your nose. How do you still like the smell of gasoline? I love it. You're a taxpaying citizen. Sometimes I just drive, because I have an electric car, sometimes I was driving. That's a gas station and roll the window down. Remember the good old days.

Just go, just take off. Is there any other smells as you would? For me, I'd probably have to go, oh my God, okay. Now you have to, you have to be with me. I would love to be with you. I mean, I would leave my situation now. I would go new car scent, but on my body. Like a straight off of the assembly line leather.

but not like leather like leather that smokes Marlborough's too not like your dad's leather but like a clean seat leather think of like a back seat and like a Tacoma like to rip that out and just put in a bottle. Dude, I got a new truck this week and I got in there

like I walked into it I was like my car will never smell like this after this week. Oh no you smell like cheese and feet in about one month's time tell me you wouldn't want to smell like your car that you just got. Yes that's a good one too that's a really good one too. It's a really good one to a tire shop. You ever been to a tire shop? You ever been to a tire shop, like a good year?

Yeah? Wait, tire shops haven't... Oh, they do. Yeah, you smell a little ruby. Now, a massage parlor or studio. Which kind? High end or low end? High end.

Haven't been. Just kidding. A high end. Not high end, but like a corporate. Like a good one. Yeah. The way they smell... Now, granted, it's really just essential oils.

Incense, but they always smell good and they put you in that mind. You know what I think that you would like to smell like? Hmm. Like, grass, like right after rain. Are you out of your fucking out? What is this a fairy tale? No, but you know. Grass after rain is hell.

Yeah, but that's what y'all smell like when you're outside anyway. Why is that, bro? Why do y'all smell like that? Why do y'all smell like that? It's like you put a bunch of pennies in a red solo cup and wet it. That's what y'all smell like.

Like, Labrador. Like, you and Labrador's the same smell. Oh my God, do you ever like smelling a dog? Paul right there, that Frito thing right there, yeah, he's like, you got bad yeast. Oh my God, you're going to make a loaf right now. Cotton swab, we'll make little cookies that you, little Paul, a little gingivitis. Oh, you know, actually a better smell, and I've never been on the side of this. I've never been on the side of this until I met your son.

Right there, a little baby, baby, baby. Oh, my God, little baby next skin. Now bottle that up, that's an industry in itself. Oh, my God, that's up, oh, my God, two sprits on the wrist. Oh, right before I go. Baby femur, right on your cash beer, right before you go out. Oh, my God, you're going out for a dirty martini, you just smell like baby back. Yeah, oh, dude.

Not the ribs. No, no, no, no. God, oh, now you're making me miss my son of his sin. I like going right in that neck thing. Dude. Okay, you said something about white people, this is, now, like, you have to bear with me. Okay. Trust in me as your co-hosts.

We need to be monetized. I know, we need to. Trust in me that I will know if I'm going to cross the line. Okay, which I won't. I'm listening. Just be, just be a fellow viewer. I'm here, bud. So this happened last week.

Okay. Like right after we left recording. Okay. So I went to a store. I went to, there's no even point to say this story. I went to a store. I'm shopping by myself before I got home. And there's a group of kids, probably 12-ish-13, 8th grade freshman.

Oh, dude, you got that podcast, blah, blah, blah. Sick little group. They're all cool. Dapping them up. Take pictures. Now there's one kid. Oh, he's one. and he is like, like, in every way, shape, and form, very white.

Like, I'm talking, like, worker truck white. Like, as white as my... Hillbilly white or financial white? Like, financial white. Oh, okay. Quarter zip white. Quarter zip white. Okay.

He looks as white as my ass. And he... Swear to God. No, he didn't say it. Oh, he didn't say it. he was spitting it out of his mouth as if as if it was the color blue let's just say you're saying the word i'm going to say blue and for if you don't know if you don't have context clues he's saying the word that he should never say yeah and he was saying like this

oh bro my blue you funny as hell boy blue blue you're funny as hell blue you're so funny blue talking ten times in one conversation and i you got to think this kid's 12 no again incredibly white we're the what were the friends it was a whole just pot of gumbo there's a little bit of everything really yes and they were fine with it they they probably no one called him out no one they probably he was one of them what'd you say that this is where i had a dilemma Oh, I'm there, that. Oh, shit.

Oh, you better not. He said, my blue. What'd you say? Bro, I literally could not even say anything. Oh. Because in my mind, I legit was like, this is not happening. Like, this is so wild. I'm disappointed.

And I look, no, no, no. But I looked at him like, I gave him a look. I was like, oh. Oh, and they just left. And I was dumbfounded. Like, it was legit one of those moments where you're so caught off guard that you just... Disappointing you, bro. You should do better.

I should have stood up. You should have stood up. As much as you say you're an ally, you just let these people. And you probably, my blue. But you remind me of a me, boy. I was saying the same thing you were, boy. Hey, stay up, blue. Yeah, it's exactly what happened.

But, Cam, honestly, and this is being serious. You know, because you need to listen to me in these situations. No, you need a, that doesn't matter, though. You need to listen to me in these situations, right? Teach him something. This is what you should do in those. It's, you know, you shouldn't. I mean, it's fine that you're not offended.

You shouldn't be, whatever, or you should be, actually. But, you know, but it's not going to hit you the same way it will for us. Yeah. Well, you should have, that's a kid, right? You said he was a teaching moment. That is teaching moment. Because if I were to say it, or live would have said, he'd be like, man, you know, he might view a different belief.

One of his own, he might, you sit, you don't have to get on him. He's a kid. Teach him. Yeah, teach him. How? Don't say that. But what if he is under the guys he's allowed to? Yeah, but that's raised to say that.

But as it, well, no. But I'm just saying, but that's, but I'm just saying in that moment, you, you had an opportunity to teach that, now that's, now be careful. See, now see how quick they go, watch it. Yeah. Well, I'm, I'm saying, I'm being serious, it's a time where you should have taught it. I should have taught him. I should have taught him.

You should have been like, hey, man, that's not cool, bro. It's not cool to say, hey, you don't have to say that, idiot. There's that too much. It's too harsh. You won't get the point. You won't understand what I'm saying. save you. You won't understand what I'm saying if I'm to make fun of him. I'm trying to save you. I just go do this stuff. Cool, loser.

Come out of here. Don't ever say that again. Matter of fact, fight me. Dude, other things, other things, I'm just serious though, but you should have taught him. I'm sure you should have talked. This episode is brought to you by True Classic. I got True Classic right here. The guys at True Classic started with a simple mission to bring premium comfortable clothing to the masses. because looking and feeling great shouldn't come with a designer price tag. And clearly, clearly, people agree with over 25 million shirts sold to 5 million customers and more than 200,000 five-star reviews.

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biggest pep heave at airports is when people don't hold onto the rail on an airport tram yeah you're not cool yeah you're not getting you're not getting you're not getting brownie i saw dude so much handrail opportunity yeah and you're leaned up you're like a yeah if you now if you can make it look good if you can literally go like this and you don't budge at all you have an incredible trunk an amazing core strength. That's one thing. It's not cool, though. You don't get points. You don't get points, but at least it's like, that guy probably works out. He probably does a couple sit-ups. No, no. But it's always people that, oh yeah. If you move at all, if you choose not to hold on, you're sitting there. Yeah, you're in a briefs with your feet. Yeah. I'm seeing

your stance. Yeah. You're like this. Yeah. You're getting leverage just to not hold on. No. And then there are arguments. I don't want to touch the pole. I don't want to take elbow that thing. Lean on it. Yeah. You're like this with your legs. Your seats. Do something else. That is such a bad, why, okay, but we need to really, like, dig deep. Why do you think they do that? Do you think in his mind, they're actually like, dude, I'm a, I'm hard. I'm picking up some airport. You know what I'm getting a flight attendant.

There's no way they think that. A hundred percent. And it's a thing of like, the thing that really made me mad, the thing that really made me mad, was the fact that he literally was bumping into people. Like he was, oh, yeah, no, he was hitting people. Like, you're, like, dog, you cannot do that. You absolutely can't do that. It is so bad.

You don't get any brownie points from that. You get nothing besides bumps. Matter of fact, now you're actually getting made fun of. Yeah. Like, I'm mentally, like, criticizing you for your every action. You're up there with the people that stand up on airplanes if you're in the back and you run to the front. Like once the airplane lands. You're up there with those people.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Those people, now this guy's just kind of like a loser. You're trying to get some brownie points for not touching a pole. If you are in 33D, the bird lands and you unclip and start. heading to the front, you're going to hell. You're literally going to go spend the rest of your days of the sate. It's like, hey, we paid for the cheap seats. We're going to get the

cheap seat experience. That's fine. That's what we paid for. Exactly. Do not bombard me going up there, going with the first class. We're not the first class. No, no, and we don't, we didn't load this back to front, front to back. You got on with what group you're on. Yeah. But you know how we delode and how we get off. It starts at the front and it works its way back.

Yes. And I understand if you have a connecting flight, but you make that note. I have a I've connected fly. I'm so sorry. My plane leaves in 30 minutes. Yes, fine. You go. Go, you got it. Deserved it. Go. And even that, not really. Trip. I don't care. You should have paid. You should have booked it better, right? You should have done better. Huh? They could get the nonstop. Maybe $30 more. Get the nonstop. What do you said? Let's not connect. It's like, we went for

Houston to Oklahoma. You don't need to connect. You don't need to get. You went to Fort Waterdale to go to Oklahoma. You don't need to go. Like, you know what I mean? What sense does that make? That's your fault for booking it that way. You went from Houston to Miami to go to OKC. Doesn't make sense. You would have a better chance to walk into that. You know what I mean? It doesn't make sense.

I go, hey, rent a car, drive on 35 for three hours. You're there. You're there. Why are you going to Florida? You could have taken a stop at the Chickasaw Casino. National Treasure Casino. Cameras, come on, blue. Oh my God, bro.

It's so, you know what? The most vocal he is is with that. Can I, no, I just had an epiphany. Now that's what he thrives is in that. And that's a problem. And we need to have a meeting. First of all, Bobby, you're on the cusp of being fired for your expenses. You're on the cusp of being racist.

I don't know what's going on here. We need to have a full-blown internal investigation. Okay, are you okay? Are you okay? Like, genuinely the weirdest epiphany ever. What? My arm here. My arm here.

It does look a little different. but you have a little wrist right now. What is that? What does your wrist look so small? That's I don't have a watch on. I normally have a watch. Oh my God, this is,

oh my God, you have a tan line? Genuinely? Question about my arm hair. Yeah. No, I don't like it either because, have you ever shaved?

No, no, no. Now you want to know something. Yeah, tell me. I don't want to show you. Yeah, go tell me some. My hands are hairy. Yeah, you do have your back of hands. But that's kind of attractive to me.

It's attractive when men have hairy hands to me. Really? Yeah, like it. I think it makes you, like, you look like you smoke cigarettes and wear a car hearts. It means, to me it means that you can weld. Like, I like that. I can definitely, like, hang a picture. I don't know about welding.

But it gives you. I can build something from IKEA. Question, though. You've never shaved your arm here. Never. Neither have I. Well, now I'm never going to say never. Never say never.

But I'm serious. No, no, in an experimental way, I did shave it once. Okay, but, okay. Like one little patch. That's weird. But I haven't. Okay. And have I brought this up before?

Maybe I have. Maybe I'm having a little case of deja. Maybe a little Voo on the back end. Is this the same arm hair for when I was like 13? I think so. That is a great question, though. Because I've never shaved this. You have little boy hair.

Is this like I've memorabilia hair on my arm? Like this hair, I've never shaped my arm hair. It has to be. It has to be. Because these are the same teeth. So these are the teeth of my arm. That is the teeth of your arm. Whoa.

So this is like, no, because this little gray weird hair. I've had in the middle of my forum, usually really insecure about it. I've had this since middle school. Yeah, I've had hair on my mole right here for a long time too, but I pluck that. You should go to dermatologist. Oh my God, that is the same hair, isn't it?

I've never thought about that. So if we smell it, I mean, oh, I can smell my mom. Oh, my God, we could sniff freshman year. Yeah. I go, God, I was fat, crooked teeth. I go, no women. Oh, the only thing is changed is the teeth. He said the only thing that's changed is the teeth.

My blue. Dude, that is crazy. So this is the same leg hair we've had too, because I've never shaved my legs. See, but does that mean it's like, like is it vulnerable? Like, is it? No, just like.

Is it fragile? Because it's that old? She is hell. I mean, wow, we're going to leave that down. Crazy though. Steve Green, I know you like, you like stitch some of our podcastings before

and you stitch like science stuff. Is this the same leg and arm hair if I've never shaved it? since I was like a teenager. Because, okay, so I'm thinking it has to be because if it keeps growing, then we'd have like, like, you know, locks. Not dread, but I'm just saying locks of hair

on our arm. Yeah. So it clearly knows when to stop. Like, it knows when to stop. But is it dropping out and then replacing? No, because I never shed. My arms have always been hairy. And I remember somebody's hair.

It just falls out. No, and I'm telling you, this gray hair that's right here in the middle. It's been there since I can remember. Steve Green, Is this the same hair? Oh my god. Is this the same hair we've had all our lives?

I'm a scabby, moly. Huh? Look at that. I got scabs and moles. Yeah, dude. I mean, you're starting to turn into your father. You know, older white people, you breathe on them, they bleed. Oh, dude, my dad, you can just look at him harsh.

His arm's going to start bleeding. You can literally stare at his arm and start bleeding. And another thing, I'm getting real into my scientific bag real quick. I like it, I like it. Do you have braces as a kid? I did. I had braces too. I go, real?

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. You always do. it to me, I had to. You know your teeth are great. Wait, when did you have... I feel like that you've never answered this. I've always asked you, when did you have braces and you've never answered? I don't remember.

I don't remember. I don't remember. Junior high, high school, middle school? Which is middle school for us? See, middle school, it's like 6th to 8th grade. God, you're lucky. Yeah, yeah. I had my... I had my peak of high school. Yeah. I mean, didn't change much. I mean, as soon as they got off, they were flocking.

Really? Yeah. And I said, I'm afraid. Yeah. No, but I'm serious. Okay, braces. How the hell do those work? Like, okay, so all it is is a wire and brackets. And my teeth were literally like I chewed on rocks.

These two were back. This one was up. How just putting a wire in brackets on my mouth make them straight? So they, I think, I saw a video one time, but basically there's the, you know, there's the things on each two. The brackets. Where the wire. It's called the brackets. That's what I just said.

the brackets, the brackets, they tighten them and pull them and then there's spacers and stuff. So basically it just tightens to where it's all like coming in and straight like that. And then they can space it to where it's and then you end up with a straight smile. That doesn't make sense to me. So, okay, so this, so look, so if something, so if my teeth are up here like this, like that's one tooth, this is one tooth, this one's back. How does putting just a wire in brackets on each one make it go like this? Because it's also.

How is it growing my tooth? because it's not growing a little tooth I had a little tooth I had one of those like small teeth you had a small tooth and they made it full size yeah how did you turn me to a fully grown tooth you like but how

how does that happen how does it going like this go like this so look doesn't make sense imagine if this bracket is like this like say there's little hooks at the bottom I've never had braces that went like this now you had some extra work I'm saying on the brackets

on the brackets himself imagine there's different configurations There has to be. They're not all just the same bracket. Now you're using large vocabulary? Configurations. Okay, imagine one bracket is just like this. On the tooth.

Yes, just stick with me. When the wire comes through and it's tightening it, maybe all this one's doing is just holding its place. But now let's say there's another bracket with a lip at the bottom maybe. So when the wire tightens on this one, it's pulling that tooth down. It's pulling it into place.

No. All my brackets are in the middle. I didn't say they're located different. I'm saying they might have different jobs. like your body. That doesn't make sense. It's not technology. There's no motor in it.

Braces are technology. No, that's brick and mortar. It is strictly... It's still technology. It's wire and metal. That's all it is. There's nothing in there turning. There's no...

That's what I'm saying. There's not like a motor in there slowly turning it. Why does it not just stay in the same spot? Just because you're making it and pulling it tighter, my teeth should be overlap now that you made it tighter, not all straight. It doesn't make sense to me.

And it just doesn't make sense. And what's the whole Saturn ring thing? Who does that? Like, what is that for? And I'm not going to be on. I'm going to be honest, I've seen some. I've seen some. The people that get the Saturn ring around there.

I think it's a humiliation ritual. Like, it's like, what does that do? In the Big 25, you got the Saturn ring? If you have 24-7 headwear, if you have braces that require headware, in 2026, you absolutely have to be homeschool. I mean, my car literally can drive to Nebraska without me touching it.

And you should, and I'm not saying it's your fault, but somebody in your life is making fun of you. Like, because they are, you don't need to do that. There has to be another option. I'm going to be. Like, literally, in, in Japan right now, there is, there is, there's flying vehicles. And nobody's touching anything. And you have Saturdays, you have, you have wire going around your head.

You have to sleep with a neck brace so you don't, you don't fold your metal. Like, that's not right. And, like, you have a case. I'm looking out for you. I'm not making, I'm looking out. Oh, my God. God, what if it did come out that it was just like step parents that hated their step kids? And there's like, give them the headwear.

And I know some of you are. There's people close to me that have had it. There's people close to me. Yeah. Dude, first off, how long did you have your braces? Just the standard typical? What's standard typical? What did you say?

A couple years? I thought you said five. No, no. I thought I was say you didn't even have a mouth. But they just sit your mouth. I'm not going to say. I'm not going to say. Like 18 months to two years.

You're not going to say what, say it. I really can't. No, it's mean, that's mean. That's mean. That's mean. That's really mean. So 18 to 24 months, I would say. Yeah.

So you want to say it's so bad, you're actually not even hearing me. I could be, I could literally say pastrami sandwich, windex, cleaner, skateboard. And you're like, it's so mean. I want to say it. I've already said it. I've already answered what you've asked. You want to say that's so bad. You're not here with me.

No, okay. You're in a day. I'm already gone. I've already gone. I've already crossed the gun. Go again. Go again. 18 to 24 months is a standard period.

How long do I have mine? Yeah. I'm sure the standard period. The standard period. Okay. I know someone in our super close circle. They had theirs for five years. That's what I was going to talk about.

What? It's really mean. That's user error, isn't it? Huh? It's user error. It has to be user error if you have braces on for half a decade. What are you saying? User error.

Like you've done something wrong. No, no. Really? No, it's, you can't. There's no way it takes five years to. Now, that's what I said too. I mean, what was this before? I mean, it was interesting

But it wasn't like Because mine were bad I can say bad teeth Because I have bad grill I never had like really bad My two fronts were the major I mean just absolute Female repellent

I'd be like Yeah I'm Cameron These two were literally like And they were like Oh God It's a fucking spider And I can make fun of it Because I used to get bullied

Over like my bites of my sandwiches People would look at my sandwich After I bit into it And be like wow So I can talk about it No, it literally looked like three different people bit off that thing. It looked like a puzzle piece. When I was younger, when I used to bite myself when I was mad at a video game,

one time I looked down, I literally bit and I looked down, I went, God, that sucks. I was just like, that is not a good pattern. It was like, yeah. When I used to practice kissing right here, I used to practice like right here and get it going. And then I, and I saw like movies, people bit the bottom lip. So I practiced my bite and bloody, dude. It was like, I mean, they were fangs and they're all crazy. I had blood up here, up here, up here.

Like, nothing was even. I mean, that really made me take it down. Okay, I think we've talked about it before, but we need to, we need, I need to say this. How we practice, Justin? We talked about it, yeah. But when, when was yours and what exactly what did you do? Because you just said you'd look up videos. I looked up videos, too.

Oh, I didn't look up videos. I looked up videos. Sorry, a lot of your, it's starting to make sense. I looked up videos. You're a creep. How am I a creep? What did you type in? Because, so look, basically.

Me, boy, you just said, you literally just, I'm gonna say it, you just said that you saw, you said you saw people in videos and movies, yeah, like the bottom lip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was not comfortable with biting the lip. I thought I'd take that with me. Yeah. So I said how to properly, like, kiss. I don't even know what I, search, but I was like, like, the next steps of kissing.

Like, next steps of kissing. With tongue, biting. You watch a Wiki Hal? I did. I swear to God, I actually think it was a wiki, like on YouTube. And what's the weirdest thing you practiced on, kissing?

I never did see, I never, first off, you never got in there? That's not realistic. Oh, that was realistic for me. I did the hand thing at first and that was, I didn't like that. I was just like, I'm like, this isn't right.

You're like, no, no, I want to get monetized here. But I would do the hand and then now at one point, I started looking around for some sort of something. Like a figurine. Yeah, yeah. like a doll, something. I thought you wanted to say dolls. A dog?

I thought's what you said. I was about to say, oh, man. I was going to say, man. A doll said, but nothing, nothing like fit. Nothing was real. So I just, I really did hand and then right here. Okay.

That's all I did. But you did the sack of the elbow. I did the elbow. I mean, that helped me in my older years too. I did. I did. I'll list you everything I did that I remember. Go.

Oh, we know what you did to the. We know what you did to people? Yeah, yeah. Inner, inner, inner arm. stuffed animals like bevo um god bless that bevo jello i ran through jello like my dad would like open up the trash and he'd be like why there's so many open jellos that aren't eaten just like a little bit of hole in the middle you're like i don't know he said a hole in the middle and then like and then um like puddings uh oh fruits i would cut open like oranges i'm the best kisser you've ever met

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The You Should Know Podcast. Now it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop Culture, Paying in Kemp. Pop culture, pay you day camp. Bow! Now, as you can see, it's just me here. I'm in a different outfit.

The mood has gone down a little bit. The episode that you just watched has already done. It was done a week ago. We pre-recorded it because of the holidays. Now I'm here back in the studio the day before this episode comes out. Because last night, on Saturday, It was the greatest of all time, John Sina, his last match in the W.E. I mean, there was a lot of emotions I had leading up to this final match.

We spent the whole last year doing a farewell tour. I was lucky and blessed enough to go to one of the stops on John Sina's tour and being able to see him in person, you know, one last time. And, you know, you spend this whole year preparing yourself emotionally and mentally and for last night. You know, there's a bunch of speculation about who should, a lot of conversations, I mean, about who should John Cena wrestle. How should this last night go?

There's always been rumblings that it would be Goonter. I was prepared for that. That's who John Cena's going to wrestle. You know, through this whole year, a lot of people get angry at the booking of John Cena's farewell tour. I've always been on the side of the storyteller. I've always been give Hunter, give Triple H grace. Give John Grace. Give these writers grace through this.

I've always been defendant. If you were on my social medias last night, whether that be Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, you can see I was upset about how last night went on John Cena's final match. Now, I got all the yelling out last night. I'm not going to yell. I'm going to talk.

I am very, very, very, very. upset about how that went. They, they, they butchered it. They absolutely butchered it. And I feel like we were robbed of something. I feel like, I feel like, I feel like the match wasn't good. I feel like the tapout wasn't good. I feel like the ceremony, in quote, ceremony wasn't good. And I've been getting a lot of flack online. If people would be like, oh, you don't understand wrestling, man. You don't know at all the greats, they lose their last match, right? They lose their last match.

Okay? You can lose the match. I'm not even mad at that, even though I don't think he should. You can't compare anybody else's retirement to John Cena. You can't. Sean Michaels. Who else? Rick Flair.

Who else? It doesn't matter. You can't compare it because no one got a farewell tour. No one else. This is different. No one got a farewell tour. No one got paraded around the whole world on a farewell tour. So you can't compare it.

It's supposed to be different because it was different. And move on from the match. That was 10 minutes of locking up. And I get what they were trying to do. And this whole narrative y'all are trying to spin of it's poetic. It's poetic because he didn't give up. He didn't tap out because he gave up. He tapped out because he realized he had nothing left to fight for.

Stupid. That's stupid. It's poetry. It's poetic. I don't even read poetry. I don't read that. I don't read poetry. When's the last poem you read?

Name it. Name it. Name it. Name three poets right now. One of them can't be Triple H. It was stupid. It was stupid. It was stupid.

It was stupid. And then the match is over. The match is over. You have all the locker room come out. Pound on the mat. Get it. Great. You point up to a screen this big.

and show them a minute and a half video. A minute and a half? Of what? And then you just walk them off. This is the worst thing you could have done. This is the worst. And you had one of the greatest rivalries in the world in pro wrestling history between Randy Orton and John Cena.

And you had Randy at Mr. Beastland. In Saudi Arabia. You had-you had, you had, you had, you had, you had, you had, you'd Rand Yorden at Beastland, because of the connections, because, because, because, because y'all's partnership with the WWE. Or with them and their partnership with the WWE. Really? Really? You don't, hand John Cena on Mike at the end. John Cena booked it. John Cena's the one who booked it. Well, John Cena was wrong too if he booked it then. John Cena's wrong. There's a point. We're wrestling fans and their opinions matter. It's, we matter. It matters what we think. It matters what we want. That does matter.

And then there's, there's this talk online of the fans in the arena were wrong for booing and heckling Triple H when you should have been celebrating John. That's your fault. It's your fault for making WWE unreal. It's your fault for pulling back the curtain so much to where the bookers are now a part of the storytelling. Before, if that never happened, if it was old school, WWE, and we're not talking about who's booking and how this storyline is going to go, that he would have all been on Goonter. It would have all been on Goonter, or a large majority of it, but now you make the writers a part of the storyline

and now you bring the writers out after a horrible booking that everybody doesn't like, yes, they're gonna get heat. In what world are you mad at us? In what world, Triple H, do you go out on the post show and go full heel and turn around? Oh, I thought you guys would be louder than that. You're wrong, be wrong. Hey, I messed that up, even if it was John's idea.

I mean, you know what's? poetic? You know what's poetic? WW Unreal. The start of John Cena's farewell tour. Triple Age goes, there's a way we can mess this up. There you go. You did it. You did it. And I swear to God if Goonter goes on a two-month hiatus,

if we don't even see it, goonter needs to wrestle every night. Every night for the next year. You want him over? Every night. I'm upset. I'm upset. I feel like I was robbed. I could go and talk about this for hours, but this episode's too long.

I want an apology. I want an apology. And you took 20 years of my life. And you just threw it away. You didn't celebrate it. Last night should have been a celebration. That whole show that I get I love the NXC shout to Javon Evans shout out to all my friends that are there. It was great.

I loved what y'all did. I love that everybody paid tribute to John. That last hour should have been a celebration of the greatest of all time. I don't know. Let me know what you guys think. I love you guys. That was pop culture. Pay it.

Kamp? Ooh. Power culture. Pay. In KAM. Love you guys. All right. Let's get out of here, man. Oh, my God. Let's get out of here, man. That was a fantastic episode. Remember, submit your... You want to sign shirts. Yeah, this is crazy. This is a wicked of... Can I be honest? I never recovered from Santa. My mind never fully got off that. I couldn't shake him. I mean, I mean, I, and now financially I got to make a call.

I'm, I'm a dispute that charge. He's not getting paid. Oh my God, we're ruining his holidays. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. All right. Well, I literally got a text from my accountant. Clean accountant.

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