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I'm back in the studio. Back in the studio. I'm back getting groovy, I'm back. Sorry. I could have went ballistic. Dude, I'm saving it for my debut EP though, if I'm back getting groovy. I'm back on... Sorry. I could have went ballistic. I'm saving it for my debut EP though, if I'm being honest. Okay, honestly, if me and you put out an album, whose album would be better? Let's be completely honest.

You. Okay. Thank you. Let's stroke my ego real quick. Let me ask you a question that's already answered. I don't think that's a stroke of the ego. Dude, if you and me did music, who would be better at music? Because everyone knows I'm the lord at music and you're not. Uh, you.

What is it with this guy? Okay, see, you started off with pure aggression and hatred. I was going to start the episode off... Bro, that was like we were a couple. You said, okay, so it's pure aggression and hatred It's giving rude I was simply asking for something else No, I was gonna start with love

I want up your love Good morning What if we did an album together? Oh You take care of all the musical geniusness, right? What would you do? I'd just spit eights and sixteenths Yeah, but I don't like

Like a wicked little witch Okay, but i don't want you doing that why because you're everyone knows my rap voice to sound better than yours huh my rap voice to sound better than yours don't you start are you nuts can't okay dead ass honestly no you're what's your rap voice all been a friend similar hymnal on the ketchup and all the awfully hot coffee pot. Should I dub it on Donald Trump? Probably not. That's you. What's you? I would be like Bobby Blue Blay.

Okay, let's hear it. Bobby Blue Blay with a little bit of Young Thug. Okay, let's hear it. I'm like a hybrid of I'll sex you down, and then I'll also make you scared about your life. I'll take that same duo and give you a better one. I'm going to give you Danny Lay mixed with Young Jee jeezy i'm gonna give you some stuff it's gonna leave our high jeans in a bag okay okay let's do this let's compare our rap voices go uh rap rap yeah

oh it's a little deeper already it's a little fake already it's all good it's all good okay here we go yeah uh uh we have to say the same thing though that's the only way it's a fair i i oh please don't please don't cam please don't please don't please don't please don't cam oh my god oh my god i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna talk about that in a minute. Boogs. I got to think about boogs. Oh, I'm a boogie man. I am the boogie man. You're the boogie man. Okay.

I don't know bars, though. Give me like a bar to say. Okay. We'll do one bar. Something stupid. Like something. You should know podcasts. We're here to stay.

You should know podcasts. We're here to play. Oh, my God. Is this a church camp ritual? That's what you say to your youth group? This sounds like an orientation at the YMCA. We're here to stay. We're here to play.

Do the lobo. Yeah, do the lobo. Okay. Yeah, you swag surfing. Here we go. You should know podcasts. We're here to stay. You should know podcasts.

We ain't playing. Oh, my God. He's already messed messed up They literally get you out of the booth Okay, you should know podcast, we here to stay You should know podcast, we don't play You go, your turn Alright, turn me up a little bit more Your turn, let me go Turn me up one more time

Keep it steady like that Hey It's the you should know podcast, we here to stay you should know podcast we're here to play you're like biggie smalls with like a little bit of helium in his voice exactly you're like a you're like a birthday clown biggie smalls but then i go levi hygiene sitting right keep that i can get a i got a little bit of a little bit of flow after that. Good morning. I was going to say to you, starting with love. Okay, yes, back to love.

This is the first time in a long time we've spent so much time away from – how many times did I say time? I think you said it five times. This is the longest we've spent time away from each other. Okay. And I missed you. I just wanted to say that. Bring it in, bud.

I missed you too. I missed you more. And this is the thing that got so bad. You went to Oklahoma to go see your family. Yes. To go have graduation. Lives family, lives in Oklahoma, all of them, both parties. And, yes, we went to go see, went to celebrate some birthdays.

Good morning. Went to celebrate some graduations. Shout out, Kenzie P. Quick round of applause for Kenzie P. She finished nursing school. Congrats. And this is the thing so i didn't realize how dependent on how dependent on you i was of a good time so i was at home alone right which is normal but normally i get a random face time from you

maybe you'll come over maybe we'll go pump some iron pump some iron you know go shopping we'll do something get some food i didn't have that i was dead alone and so i was like what do i do with my body so i went around to different stores okay i found myself in the third hour of being alone i went to a best buy and was looking at security cameras to the point where i was walking around the best buy one of the workers is a fan of the podcast he goes where's your where's your guy at and i go he's actually gone he's in oklahoma with his family they didn't invite me and i like started pouring my heart out to him and he goes oh man you all right and he goes you looking for like home security i was like no and he's like these

are the cameras i was like i have nothing else to do so you were looking at security systems yeah without the intent of buying it and then you made a poor associate worker uh uh interim therapist it was more of like bubba i was doing anything to drown the sadness out of my mind go turn on a movie go to a movie go play a game but it's more drop and give me 50 but whenever i'm whenever i'm sad and i watch movies i try to relate the movie to my life and so if somebody has love in the movie i'm like i don't have that you are like a spider web of emotions and anxiety it is all it is there's never you okay one thing i've noticed there's never clear-cut answers with you never what does that mean like that right

there just go watch a movie well I can't watch movies because then I relate to the personal character and then I pour it into my own life and if I don't have what they have I'm in eternal darkness it's like just watch the movie what's wrong with that there's so many things hey bro you should go get this tattoo well I can't get that tattoo yet because it looks good on that guy he has the same tattoo and if I want to be him I would just be him and not myself it's like it's never just yeah no, no, all right. I think it's critical thinking is what I do. But you do it out loud.

Internalize it, then just give the answer. Then, maybe then you're like, oh, by the way, it's because of this. I share my deepest and darkest everything with you. Without you, I'm a blanket of nothing. That's not true. Without me, you are a stinky, sweaty, gorgeous young man. Thank you. And you are Cam.

I am a big-headed loser. How was your week? What did you do? Okay, actually, I don't want to hear that. You went to Oklahoma. I did. I went to... Never mind.

I love Oklahoma. And you didn't talk to me really that whole weekend. That's not fair. You didn't. Called him at least every day. Called him once a day. Yes or no? Once a day.

Not enough. We're normally like six to ten times a day. That's very true. Moving it to one, I'm like, are we talking about? What did I do? You sent me a video out of nowhere, and you were in an underground bunker. Oh, yeah. So what happened

so uh so we're sitting there lives dad's house everyone's chilling whatnot emergency alerts everyone has an iphone it all comes on at once yes okay we look down tornado warning uh that's like an hour and a half away we'll be good okay about an hour and a half goes by and news pops on take take cover, take shelter. We're like, holy shit. So this is the first time in my life I was actually in a bunker, like a tornado shelter. Her dad has one in the backyard. You open up this little fallout shelter looking thing.

That's sick. And you crawl down, and it's literally a concrete box with ventilation. There was a radio in there that I swear to God was from like maybe 94. Oh, it's a Pendergredio War. It doesn't work. There's no shot it works. They've never thought to themselves to take it out and remove it. It does not work.

It can't work. But we go down there, and honest to God, the scary part, so the sirens are going off, the wind's crazy, there's lightning and stuff. The scariest part was it's raining, and it's loud, and we're all wet and stuff from down there. And then all of a sudden, so look, I'm going to paint the picture. Paint, Picasso. Audio, audio, audio leave.

What is it? Listeners? No, but no, for you. That's called something. Audibly. No. Sonically. Whatever.

Good morning. Linguistics? What are you even trying to say? Close your eyes. I just want you to hear. Okay, there we go. So we're in a bunker. You're eight people.

I get real nervous about closing my eyes in public. Just close your eyes. And don't squint your forehead. Don't do that. Okay, here we go. So it was like. Is that wind or a good time? That's.

She's taking you to a car wash. What? Stop. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. You sick, man. That's definitely wind.

That is a thunderstorm. That is a tornado. Oh. Okay. I've heard You sick, man. That's definitely a thunderstorm. That is a tornado. Oh. Okay. I've heard thunder before, too. Sorry. Here we go. You know I've been in a couple tornadoes.

Sorry. All right. Close your eyes. This is literally how it was in the bunker. No BS. Like, 100%. I believe you. Do I think you're lying?

We thought it was a good time. This isn't a good time. Here we go. I'm not even going to be able to do it now. All right, stop. Go. What is funny about that? We thought our lives were in danger.

Why'd you laugh? I don't think your brain's fully developed. How? I think something got blocked off at puberty. Something got blocked off in me? Something got unlocked in you. What does that mean? All these jokes. Good time. Third leg.

I never said that. Human tripod. All these things. I think you're saying something about me. I don't know. What's the worst natural disaster? So to hell, literally to hell with my first thing. Will you stop?

Do you stop? Because you said I was underdeveloped. What? I was just like, it was like a cliff note. Cliff note? That was falling off the cliff. I was in the middle of doing my thing. And you go, yeah, your brain's not.

Anyway, speaking of natural, and you just cut me off. I was doing the whole point. I was doing the rap genius of what your line was. Was that not eerie? So, bro, it's loud as hell. Rain and everything. And literally, it's loud as hell. Rain and everything. And literally, it's like a seamless transition. Yeah.

All that to just... Complete... What the f*** are you doing? You looked. Did he not look over there? I'm painting the picture. What the f*** is over there? I'm just looking.

I don't have to make intense eye contact with you all the time. Creep. Yeah, but don't look at the floor over there behind my shoulder. You're grimace. Grimace? Shake? I can give you a shoulder. You're a grimace. Grimace? Shake? I can give you a shake. You're a grimace.

To hell with what I was saying. I was trying to paint an eerie thing and make it very enjoyable. So you're just saying it was a scary thing? Yes, it was quite scary. Did you ever get... I never once cried, but it was... I mean, actually, once I got in the shelter, I felt more safe. Yeah.

Because I'm like, okay, this is literally what it's designed for. Yeah. But in the house, bro, you could see shit flying outside and, like, rain. And I was like, ooh, no, no oh no no let's go to the shelter what do you think is the worst natural disaster to be a part of i'm gonna go i mean i don't think it's hard i'd say if you're not evacuated tsunami or an earthquake earthquake's the easiest one what are you talking about okay you're you're talking about a rector four. Who?

I don't even know if I said that. It's really close to rectum. I meant the grade scale, like a four. I think it's called the rector scale. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't take that class. Okay, ask your question again, but now we're under the mindset of all of them are at their

peak. So tornadoes are F5s. Tsunami is like 300 foot wave. I think we're all in agreeance that the tsunami would be the worst. 100%. Because one, I can't swim. Or is the hurricane worse? What's the difference? Tsunami, big wave. Big massive wave.

Just one big wave. Big wave. It's a mad wave. Hurricane is essentially shit's happening far out there and a lot of it's going to come. You're getting crazy winds, crazy rain, and a lot of flooding. Sometimes hurricanes have tornadoes. I'm not sure if that's, I think. Has there ever been like an Avengers Infinity War of natural disasters?

Right? Where they're like, you're moving your fire, earth, wind. It's Avatar. It's Avatar. It's The Last Airbender. You look up, there's lightning. You look down, there's a fire. The earth is trembling.

There's a tsunami wave. I was like, what the? I'm like, what is going on? No, but I'm saying if there's a tsunami, I give up. Not fighting back. But you're supposed to already be gone. That's the thing. They tell you because a tsunami you can track.

It's not just like surfing on the. Holy shit. There's a big wave. It's not that. It's like they know it's coming it's like clear out okay so that's why it's in the hurricane the same thing they can tell tornadoes happen within like i mean they know a big storm but the tornado is what kind of formulates and it's like holy shit you like you have like an hour tornado is also hurricanes they

give you like three days gal and people are just like i'm staying on my homestead like what are you doing tornadoes yeah i never understand Yeah, I never understand those people. Get the hell out of there. Yeah, leave, bro. What are you doing? I saw a flood in Dubai like a week ago or something. Oh, I've been at the airport, yeah. Yeah, no.

The whole Dubai was flooded, right? I thought it was just the airport. I thought it was the whole thing. I actually don't know why it would just be the airport. Now that I say that out loud, but I'm pretty sure it was just the airport. Like we had a bad pipe. Yeah, it was like perfect. I think I'm least fearful of earthquakes.

I think that would probably be the easiest one for me. Could you imagine you're chilling? Yeah. You're chilling. You're lonely and naked, right? Always. That was a bit harsh. I'm sorry.

No, it's true. You're naked. You're by yourself. Not lonely. By yourself. That's nicer. And all of a sudden, your whole house falls into the earth's crust. And you're just, you're falling.

You're just like, like, imagine that. That's like. Oh. You can fall into an earthquake. You can go into the earth. Earthquake, I'm pretty sure, is tectonic plates. Or is that the synonym? No, that's tectonic plates.

Tectonic plates slam, boom, boom, boom, boom. But I'm saying in like Cali and stuff like that. And when it's a big earthquake, like, earth cracks open, bro. And stuff can fall. Is someone here? Yeah, did you hear that? I did not. Oh, it scared me.

Earth cracks open, and stuff can literally fall in. Like a wormhole. Or a... Not a pothole. No, potholes ruin my car. Potholes ruin transmissions. Wormholes ruin souls. What is it called?

Not the worm... Wormholes, right? It is wormholes? Yeah, because the whirlpool is in the water. Who's talking about water? I was helping you with your answer.

I'm saying that's the least fearful is earthquakes. Tsunami's got to be scary as shit. A big wall of water. Worst. Dude, tornadoes are pretty damn scary. They're like seeing it.

Run the other way. But what if it chases you? You know tornadoes aren't allowed. Go sideways. You know tornadoes aren't allowed to get off the road? Or get on the road? They have rules. They have rules and regulations.

There's legislation for earners. There's literally a tornado master that said, hey, don't touch that concrete. I'm so serious. Because a lot of them. I don't think that's true, Cam. Dog, I'm so serious. If you ever see a tornado by like a highway,

it doesn't cross it because granted the huge ones they might say hey i'm swole i don't listen to rules like it might be like a jock like a senior jock might be the f5 okay yeah but the regular high school the f2s are like the sophomores they get good grades and go to school okay apparently it's like the dust and the earth is what it's something to do with some of them are like dust tornadoes. So they literally are thriving because of the ground. So it naturally doesn't leave the, like what's giving it. That didn't make sense at all. That absolutely made no sense.

So at five. I want to talk about protocols for emergency situations. And I think half of them are bullshit. Oh. Think about school right remember in school there'll be a tornado drill i'm not ducking my head i'm not going under a desk if i duck in my head if i hear there's an aggressive human being in our school there's a perpetrator in the school with some weaponry with some weaponry i'm not hiding behind the closet at all and i'm leaving

home i'm running out and going home. If they have a militia outside, oopsie-daisy on me. It's my time to go. It's my time to go. God's calling. It's a clear calling. I answered. Especially my high school, I lived like a three and a half minute sprint from my school.

You can make that with a drill in. I would literally, I'd be so gone. Actually, that's not what they did for tornadoes. They didn't tell you to go under the desk. Did they do that for y'all too? They had you go in the hallway, duck your head, get a spanking. And duck your head on a locker. Yeah.

What did you say? Everybody would line up on the- You went in the locker? No, no, no. You'd line up on the lockers and you'd put your head towards the locker. Yes. And you were tooted out. Bro, like this.

And I was like, this- Yeah, and I was like, I don't want to toot my ass for some wind. What the hell? I was sitting here like, you sick teachers. Because even... Are you okay? Oh, I think I pressed my head hard on the ground. Oh, God.

And there again, see, that's why we don't do that. Oh, that was not the best. Oh, go ahead. But my thing is, even when it's a drill, what are these teachers doing? Have you ever thought about that? What do you mean? What do they do when you've got 600 asses up in the air? They're a part of the ass.

600 prepubescent asses. Oh, no, they weren't. That's a 600 first ass. At my school, they are not 601. At my school, they've got a clipboard. What are you, grading? Bro, but that's for the trial. In the real thing, they'd get down.

So why don't they have to do it? Because they're adults and their minds are developed. Ours aren't. We're kids. So you've never thought about that? No. Me and all my loyal friends have our asses up in the air and our heads down. And there's a teacher behind us taking roll?

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Well, no. Okay. We don't wear the matching t-shirts with the name tags, but we just show up. No, we didn't have name tags. We had like heart and family reunion in like graffiti print. In graffiti. Be careful your next words. In graffiti print.

I didn't know why people had those. That's sick. Congrats. What kind of music did y'all play? Oh, I know. The Cupid Show. YMCA? Oh, we're not dancing? y'all didn't have music at the at the family reunion it literally was like a big ass potluck we just everyone just brought food and we just ate and left wait wait so what was the food y'all had like y'all brought like sliced sandwiches and like deli meat

hey keep going keep going keep guessing like be funny and keep guessing with white foods I'm gonna tell you if it was there or not Okay, did you have Was it like a charcuterie board? It's like, what did y'all bring? That's a newer thing, that's a newer thing Like, okay, what are the drinks? Like, would y'all have water?

Like, water Cola Sweet tea Sweet tea Sweet tea Yes or no was there pizza No y'all did not There was boxed pizza Y'all had pizza

Y'all catered pizza To a family reunion We had We had We had catered pizza And Kroger chicken I swear to god So no one

No one put their elbow On a plate There was not many elbows in pots. No one put their foot in that. Uncle makes some good fish. Oh, we got fish at a family reunion? Oh, we had. Was he cooking it at the family reunion?

Yes, yes. Okay, I was about to say. Cooking it right there. It was catfish. It was fire. We had catfish, pizza, coleslaw, grapes, sweet tea, cookies, brownies, lasagna, chicken salad. It was an absolute turmoil of your internals. Was that a family reunion or a clan meeting?

Yeah. Liv went to one. Liv went to one She was like Where's the brisket And all of a sudden there's a 90 year old woman coming up Hey sweetie what's your name And Liv was like Oh yeah

We had bathrooms there We rented out a hall in a state park And we If I didn't know this it does sound like a clan meeting It really does we went to a state park rented out a certain building we all met at a

secret location and we all brought food and talked and none of us could see each other's faces yeah we were all masked it was dark room

no but holy hell that's so funny yeah I didn't know why you had those so is that like I'm not saying this for any

so y'all don't do this, but is that like a traditionally like a black thing? I didn't. Or not even black, but like non-white? Just all of my white friends growing up. They didn't have one? I never heard them talking about one. How often were y'all?

Oh, my family didn't have them. Oh, damn. You've never been to a family reunion? I don't think so. Damn. We had ours every year. I'm like, I thought this was like a half-decade thing. Like every five, we'd pull up and be like, hey, oh, you have a kid now.

It's like, hey, still working there? Yep. I'm still in school? Yep. Good to see you. And I didn't know, one of the magics for me going to high school, my biggest motivation was when I come back to high school reunions, I'm going to bring a Lambo, and I'm going to stun on everybody.

But I thought it was at the high school, sponsored by the high school. I didn't know it was Jerry from physics class saying, hey, we're going to meet at this bar at 7. I'm not going to this bar with Jerry. So, okay, another thing about my school, they do it at the lake. So, it's pretty lit. It's dangerous. Dangerous, but they do it at the lake.

They, again, rent a pavilion. A lot of pavilion rentals. They rent a pavilion. There's sand, beach volleyball, lakes, grills, everyone pulls up. So I can't wait for mine too

because I'm going to show off my beautiful little wife. Oh, I'm not going to mine. I thought you just said you were excited. I was excited because I thought

it was a school sponsored thing. What the hell does that change? Because I thought it was like real. That gives like, it gives, that gives like great value. You know what I mean?

That gives like, that gives five and below. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? Nothing wrong with with five and below i've got a lot of basketballs there oh my god a five and below basketball to play outside if you needed one like quickly yuck sorry i didn't i didn't grow up with miss me stop it stop it miss me cam you look real good in some miss me jeans my wife so at the family reunion though

back to natural disasters sorry this I had this thought while I was lotioning my naked body by the way swear to god true fact it's just in the video

nope lotioning my naked body and I don't know why that sounds crazy but I was thinking about this long story short my older cousins they were in their mid 20s

when I was like 11 okay so they take me they're like alright we're gonna do this thing whatever I'm like hyped up they're like? So they take me. They're like, all right, we're going to do this thing, whatever. I'm like hyped up. They're like, we're just going to run on this path. It's going to be fun and explore.

Okay? Okay. So we're running. We're in the state park. We're running. I'm like 15 feet behind. And out of nowhere, he busts a hard left. So I'm running.

And I kind of curve my left, right? Can't see because there's wilderness. The second we curve that left, 25- foot drop on a shore, straight rocks. Oh, shit. And I literally went, oh! And I screamed. Dude, I cried the first time. No, you didn't.

I was young. I was like eight or nine. Okay. I sat there and cried, and I was like, holy shit, I could have just died. What am I doing? So, but what I thought of,

in my mind, I said, if I would have fell, I think my cousin would have saved me, hopefully. How old was your cousin? He was like in his 20s. Oh, yeah, he should have. But I'm saying, if he would have fell, I think my cousin would have saved me, hopefully. How old is your cousin? He was like in his 20s. Oh, yeah, he should have. But I'm saying if he couldn't catch me, if he didn't have the physical capabilities, he'd be done.

Okay. So then I immediately thought, if we were ever in a dire situation like that, I don't think you could save me. If you fell off a cliff, you don't think I could save you? I don't think you could save me. Why? I really don't. Your hands are too damn soft.

Your hands are too damn soft. You naturally don't run on a lot of adrenaline and you like your will would be there but your capability wouldn't no yes the only the only problem i would have is my physical because you're you're you're heavy yeah you're big girl that's what i'm saying like that's what i'm saying can you hold big girl with soft hands yeah what i would I would do is, I have a plan for it. Let's hear it. What is your plan to save my life if we had to? I would be like this. Bitch, get down. Get down?

More like die. This is 25 feet of boulders and rocks. I'd be like, now I get Ruby. Oh, I'm taking Ruby. I'm taking Ruby. You sick creep. What the hell? Oh, I'm taking Ruby with me. I'm haunting her ass if you do Ruby. You sick creep. What the hell? Oh, I'm taking Ruby with me.

I'm haunting her ass if you do it. You'd haunt your dog? If you killed me and I heard. I didn't kill you. As I'm falling to my descent, I hear, now I get Ruby. Yeah, I'm going to die. I'm going to go up there. Hopefully, I get into the gate.

I'm going to say, hey, I got one more thing. If you don't mind it. Mr. Jesus. I'm going to go creep this dog out real quick. I'm going to screw with her little crooked legs. And then you'd get her, right? Yeah. And then you'd wake up one day and she'd be like this.

And then that'd be it. I would possess my dog. No, genuinely, what I would do to save you, I would try. I would hope so. Well, now that you're saying that, die for all I care. No, no, no. I'm just saying it was like a harsh reality. I was like, damn, if I was hanging off a cliff, I really don't know if Pete could get me up.

That's so, bro, you know whenever I do have adrenaline, I have super human strength. Yes. So I would, but I really wouldn't with you. I'd be like, nah, you look crazy right now, dog. That's what I would think. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you'd put on your story before you saved me.

Oh, my God, you'd pull out a device and capture the moment while I'm struggling. Fingernails in granite. Not granite, gravel. Just sitting there. And you're like this. You're like this.

Hey, dog. Hey, guys. Make sure you come back. I'm like, mother... I'd literally be screaming for my life. Okay, let me get this

from my snack. Yeah, that would be... That's what happened. No. Okay, I take it. I didn't take into account adrenaline. literally be screaming for my life okay let me get this from us now yeah that would be that's what happened no okay i take it i didn't i didn't take into account adrenaline you get you get very feisty you get feisty sometimes no what i would do is i would hold you with one hand right i would just hold you with one hand with all my will and then i'd use the phone and i'd call somebody who could help you and then if you don't have the mental fortitude and physical strength to stay up down there that's that's divine timing that's natural you think my whole divine time you think

my whole body gripping onto your one hand yeah you're gonna be able to be like this hey man yeah i'm kind of in a matter of fact this is what you do. Oh, my God. The story is unfolding in front of me. You don't like being rattled in front of others. No, no, I hate it. So instead of like, hey, man, my friend's about to die. Come to the cliff. This would be you. I'd be like, all right, bro, I got you.

I got you. Just hold on. I'm calling right now. Hey, man. So I'm kind of helping my guy on this cliff right now, right? Hold on. I'll come and put you on mute. Just keep calling.

Stop moving, Cam. Stop. All right, man. You mind coming up to the shoreline and helping us out? And your arm would be, it'd be like bloodshot and killing me and everything. I'm screaming. And you try to be calm because you hate anxious scenarios. That's such a good one.

I hate like showing that I'm like frantic. That you're frantic and flustered because normally in real life, you just leave. Whatever the scenario is, you just go, nah. That's a good point. Because when I, like a couple months ago, when I opened my living room window and I looked out of it and I saw my neighbor tied up with duct tape outside and she was screaming I had called the cops obviously because I was like that shouldn't be there that can't be happening right now so I was like this is my 911 call oh my god I swear to god and she's okay I followed up she's fine I think

god bless her yeah god bless her I called 911 and I said, excuse me. They said, 911, what's your emergency? And I was panicked. There's no such emergency. I've never seen someone tied up before, so I was panicking. So I was like, excuse me. Yeah, I'm at my house right now, and I was watching Breaking Bad, because I was. You're shitting me.

No, because I was watching Breaking Bad, and I couldn't tell. It was my first time ever watching it. It was episode one. Oh, my God, you thought it was a skit. no because i was watching breaking bad and i couldn't tell if that it was my first time ever watching it was episode one he thought it was a problem i thought it was a part of the show i was like hearing screaming but i was like what they're in a in the bedroom right now like there shouldn't be no screaming in this scene and so i paused and i still heard the screaming and so then i opened my window and i saw the lady tied up screaming outside in the thing why does the officer or the line guy need to know that probably didn't but i had to get that out because i was so nervous i didn't want them to know that i was rattled so i said hey excuse me um i was watching breaking bad and i heard screaming i thought it was a part

of the show wasn't i look i'm looking out my window right now there's a woman tied up screaming uh duct tape and they're like where are you and i said oh i'm at home because i thought they could just track this shit i didn't know they needed everything i gotta do your job for you too you want me to drive the police car down here you go oh i'm just at the crib man i'm in the living room chilling he's like sir what's the location you're like dude i mean you want the city they're like is she gonna die you're like i don't know man that's 10 seconds I thought she was in the show. This is what it should have been. Yeah. Hey, man, there's a screaming lady duct taped outside my window.

I meant to blank, blank, blankety, blank, blank, blank. Come here now. I don't know if she's going to live or die. But that's not true, though. I would assume she was going to be alive. You don't know if I'm going to live or die right now. What are you, Nostradamus? You have a magic ball?

No, but if you use cognitive cognitive thinking you know so you can sense if someone's gonna get a heart you can look at what situation you're in oh no heart attack no knock on wood that's what exactly no it's not wood no but you can normally but like right now i would be very surprised if you croaked exactly you'd surprised, but you don't know. You said you know. Yeah. You would hope. You assume. Yeah. Assuming makes a what? World go round. Assume me. You know what? Because of what you just did. Okay. I was thinking of this as well. I want to play a game with you. I want to play a game. All your games that involve me, it ends up with me being embarrassed. So go ahead. I want to play a game. Finish that saying. Finish that jingle.

You know I don't know shit like this. Let's try it out. I don't know much jingles. I'm going to start you with some easy ones. I'm going to start you with some easy ones. Wait. If they're a Christmas jingle, I might get them. I have nothing in the holidays.

I didn't know there was jingles outside of the holidays. Like commercial jingles. Yes. Those are tunes. You thought it was... Here we go. Jingle bells, here we go. Finish that saying.

It's always darkest before... That's a real one? What are you saying? Start me off with some easy shit. Give me confidence to go. All right, twos a company, threes a party. Sorry, CJ. Twos company, threes a gathering.

Crowd. Crowd is the answer. So say it fully. Twos a company, threes a crowd Two's a company, three's a crowd? Two's a company, three's a crowd. Say ones that aren't at your white family reunion. No news is... Good news.

There you go. There we go. There you go. Don't bite the hand that... Feeds you. There you go. Okay, better late than... Never.

So now that you got some warm ones, here we go. Let's do it. A bird in the hand is... Cam, dog. A bird in the hand is a bird in your hand i don't know what do you want what do you want from me take a guess oh honestly god say you were the guy you were the you were the philosopher writing on stone right writing in your journal you're the guy writing this what would you finish that what would it be a bird in the hand A bird in the hand.

A bird in the hand. A bird in the hand is. Oh, I can think of something here. Then I'll tell you what it actually is. A bird in the hand is a crowd. A bird in the hand is a hen in the. A bird in the crowd. I have something good. A bird in the hand.

A bird in the hand is a home for all. A bird in hand is better than the one in the bush. Now explain to me what that means now. I don't know. Here's another easy one. Okay, here we go. Easy? Maybe not.

Okay. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. There you go. Okay. When there's smoke, there's fire. There you go. That's easy. That's simple math.

He who laughs first. It literally goes to Latin. I'm like, speaking of... He who laughs first. Cries last. Close. No cigar. Laughs last.

I don't understand. He's a long laugher. Guy has windpipes on him. Who says these? All good things must... Come to an end. There you go. Early bird gets the worm every time.

Beggars can't be choosers. It's expensive. I paid a lot. It was expensive. I paid money. What's the expression, though? You paid what? Something so expensive.

They took a chunk. They took took a bag they took a mine it's expensive i paid an arm and a leg no give it to me no since you want to no no no i don't know no redemption from last week don't count your chickens before they hatch there you go don't judge a book by it it's cover don't put all your eggs in one basket. There you go. Good things come to those who wait. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. If you can't beat them, choose them. Wait, join them.

If you want something done right, do it yourself. There you go. Keep your friends close and your enemies close. Here we go. When the going gets tough, the tough gets going. Let's keep going. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Boy, you're going crazy.

Don't put all your eggs. I already said that. Don't judge a book by its. You already said that. Damn it. Don't count your chickens before. You already said that. Oh.

He's like, are you rereading what you already said? If you play with fire, you're going to get burned. Like father. Like son. No man is greater than God. Amen. But I actually don't get this one at all. No man is an island. No, no, no.

Put your phone away. Put your phone away. Because you tried to. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. One minute. Oh, my God. I have one more for you.

Okay, go ahead. We're going to pivot that. Okay. That was fantastic. Thank you for participating. I did pretty good that one. Hey, round of applause for Peyton. Round of applause for Peyton. was fantastic. Thank you for participating. I did pretty good that one. Hey, round of applause for Peyton. Round of applause for Peyton.

Thank you. Thank you. Instead of finish the saying, we're going to go guess the jingle. Okay. Guess the hum. I'm going to give you a hums and you got to guess it. These are world renowned hums. Don't do hums.

Can I get like the ending of the jingle? Because hums, I have a sensory problem. Auto-Zone. O'Reilly's. Yeah, I'm not going to be able to do this. I don't know. Red Robin. Can we say something that didn't get foreclosed in 2012?

I had a good time at Red Robin one time. Nah, I can't do this. I don't know this. Goldfish. Yes! Yes! CJ gave it to me. No!

F*** no! Why? Okay, I gotta look you in the eyes. Mm-hmm. Wait. What the f***? Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. in the eyes. Mm-hmm. Wait. What the? Uh-huh. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm. Bro, what are you saying? You're saying a whole damn theme song. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm. No, I'm not going to be able to do this.

It's a pillow. It's a pet. It's a pillow pet. You knew that? What the? Okay, one more. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. It's a pillow pet you knew that what the okay? 1 800 I need my cash now Is that right called a G?

7 7 cash now can't you just sorry sorry last one okay? It's bothering me. I actually don't know if this is not your... But it's a blank. You're in good hands. All state. There we go. She said state farm. The You Should Know Podcast.

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So I was driving the other day, right? Okay. And there was a car wreck off to the side and I cried because I saw somebody's fake leg on the ground. I have a very important question. I have a very important question. I have a very important question. What were the... And I cried. Were your tears of sadness or of laughter?

It was sadness and confusion. I'm not a... No, I was like, how'd they get home? Oh, no. And I'm not... It genuinely made me me i'm crying now it genuinely me up man wait wait no because imagine them why didn't why didn't ems pick that leg up for him dog like that shit bothered me for days

because there's a wreck right And there was like And obviously the people that were involved in the wreck are gone Like they got They went home or something And there was left with street team Picking up like all the bumpers and shit Off the ground

And then I saw them sweeping a leg And I said why did they give the leg back And it f***ed me up, bro. Peyton. It was the worst day. I can't, I, I, oh my God. I can't, I can't even ask. I can't, I can't ask. Ask me. Excuse me, O I'll cut it if it's not good. How would you get home if it was you? I'm sorry. I told you I can't. No, it took everything it gave me not to get up and give my best skin.

No, and I hope people are going to probably clip that and then some people are going to be like, oh, he's making fun. But no, it was genuinely like a sadness thing. And I said, whoever was in charge of that scene he belongs in hell yeah for not giving that lady or man it's their leg it's some i've seen people get their golf clubs out of their trunk before driving off that's a limb why did they not give it back what hell the real why didn't they ask for it why didn't they say hey get hey, get my leg? That's my leg. I need my leg. In the crash.

It's not a backpack. It's my. Oh, there it is. It could be that. What? He said insurance. Oh. Okay.

People are going to be like, probably because they might have died, but they didn't. Because I could tell by the crash, it was like a bumper to bumper thing. Like a fender bender. Like a. Like, not a bumper to bumper, but like a fender bender. No, I know what you're saying. Where the back was just a little concaved and it fell off and i guess i had a leg in the trunk okay see if it's a

trunk leg that's fine maybe that's what i'm hoping so it makes me less sad originally when you said that i'm like their leg came off in a fender bender i was like we gotta move on we gotta move on playing with fire i gotta move on since. Since you always want to give me quizzes, I'm going to give you a quiz. Oh! And this has nothing to do with stuff that doesn't matter like you always quiz me on. I already said my mom told me at a young age I have a lot of useless knowledge. But I want to quiz you on me. A quiz on you?

Oh, how the turntables have turned. Because how well do you think you know me? Six out of ten. Okay. I'm just kidding. I would say I know you. Oh because how well do you think you know me six out of ten okay i'm just kidding well i would say i know you oh but i know you you little oh you little meticulous little you little fly you little you little b i know you 10 out of 10 okay you actually on this episode you said i tell you my deepest and darkest i do so these questions oh did you formulate this or these internet questions that you formulate this or are these internet questions that you have the answers to? They're mine.

Oh, then I know. You're meticulous. You're going to be like, what shirt was I wearing in my third grade yearbook photograph after I ate Quaker Oats and went to school? They're going to be unbelievably specific or things that you know you have not told me. I'm going to start it off easy. I'm going to give you my God's honest work and truth. Start it off easy. What's my favorite

color? Black. Be careful. What's my favorite color? Be careful That's because I have sweating problems you should know that me too. No my favorite I know you're real family didn't say it. No you only get one you only get one joke You don't get one scouts honor do do do Whatever it is. Yeah, I knew it was red. I was going to say red. I made the joke of black. What's my favorite flavor of ice cream? God, you're lactose, so you don't really like a lot.

But when you do, it's homemade vanilla. Yeah. Thanks. I had it down to two. Thanks. Okay. What was the name of my first YouTube video ever? Grandma's Making Cookies.

Nope. Close, though. It was Grandma's cookies so i'll give it to you yeah yeah i added a word sorry that's good what was the name of my pet turtle oh my god melvin no what was it it wasn't melvin hold on this is a very intimate part of my life because i saw a massacre with this turtle so you did you did it was murdered uh not melvin france no jaws you named a turtle jaws yeah what the hell were you that's the because they Not Melvin. Francis. No, Jaws. You named a turtle Jaws?

Yeah. What the hell were you thinking? Because they were murdering turtles. They would eat each other in the tin. We put them in this. You had multiple murdering turtles. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

You had a turtle ring going. You were taking bookie bets on the side. You said, I got the smaller one. Take down the big guy. You were taking bets. No, it wasn't that. It the smaller one take it on the big guy you were taking bets no it wasn't that it was just so we went to Corpus Christi as kids right

with my family and there was like this you know they have the gift shops on the beach with all the towels hanging up cool towels yes yes

and the blankets and the blankets hand sewn kind of itchy and then they had turtles over there like little bitty baby ass turtles

and my mom was like you can get a turtle because she thought it was going to stay it was going to die soon. We'll flush them. What are the little shits with the shell that you paint on them? Kermit crabs.

Kermit crabs. Those die like that. You know what I mean? She thought I was getting another Kermit crab. Didn't. So these, what are they called? Turtles. Turtles grew to exponential size so quick.

Show me how big. It ended up getting about this big. It was a massive ass turtle. Oh, I know. Your mom was not messing with that it was a massive ass turtle. Oh, I know. Your mom was not messing with that. We got four of them. Oh, my God. They were playing duos.

They were going tag team. We got four of them, right? And so, God rest my grandma's soul. Meemaw, God bless you. She never wanted to give us information that would hurt our feelings. So, one day. Smart grandmother. We had the turtles, right?

For about a week or something they were growing bro fast and they're already like doubling in size yeah that's that's i don't like that they're all in one tank like one little glass tank right it wasn't too big but it was fitting four turtles me and my family we go on this trip out of town somewhere my grandma was like watching our house or something our apartment at the time she was watching our apartment and she was she was feeding our turtles oh my god she's feeding them rabbits and so what happened was my grandma walked into the house the apartment and she said she called my mom and she goes something happened my mom was almost at what she goes all the glass on the turtle shell is red oh my god and she goes there's only one turtle left

oh my god they had hunger games for real and so he decapitated all the turtles right and then that's when we named him jaws you should have named the gang as con who's out here slaughtering people and so my grandma slaughtered like animals so my grandma was like i'll just go drive and go get three new turtles and my mom was like no this is my mom was like this is a learning experience for the boys she made you go what no she didn't make us look at it. You look at your pets. They're like, no. That head's over here. He's writing with his little paw.

He's writing on the glass. Don't with me. I'm Jaws. He hits a turtle flex. He's like this. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, no. She just said we need to not hide things from them and tell them what happened.

And so they told me and I cried. And I was like, I hate Jaws. I hate them. Dude, I cried. And then two weeks later, I saw my grandma's cat. We went to her house. I saw it get hit by an 18-wheeler. I'm glad you brought up cats because when my cat died of a severe liver disease when I was younger,

we put her in a copy paper box, cut it into a coffin, and I wrote on it. I said, rest in peace. And I cried so hard. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You did not take a sandbag cat from a sandbag cat. Oh, yeah. No, no. Dead cat in a box, shaped it into

a coffin, dug a hole backyard, put it in there, wrote rest in peace, Sammy, love you, cried over it, replaced dirt. Dead cat. Is that still there? We could go dig sammy she said patreon digging sammy oh god no yo that wrote on sharpie and i didn't think i was gonna cry yeah because i told you about the origin story the cat it was like my dad's friend passed away unexplored you're not laughing you're not laughing no you said that at the wrong time no you're not laughing you said that at the wrong time no you're not laughing at that You're not laughing No you said No you're not laughing at that No you said that at the wrong time

No you're not laughing at that No you said that at the wrong time No you're not laughing at that No no no You cannot be laughing at that No you said that at the wrong time What were you laughing at You have two seconds

I was having a story about my Are you sick No no no no no no no Three seconds go I have a story about my grandma's dogs In a tree That's what I was thinking about Okay

So my dad's friend passed away Stop No no no That's not okay No you're doing Okay. So my dad's friend passed away. Stop. Stop, bro. No, no, no. That's not okay. No, you're doing that. You're doing that. You're doing that.

If I say it one more time and you laugh again, we got to move on. All right. The origin story from the cat, the reason why I wasn't fully... I loved her, but it's because my dad's friend passed away. You're crying right now. I can't do this. My dad's friend passed away. He took the cat.

The cat became ours. So it was time to bury her. I was like, I really don't think I'm gonna cry that much. What? What are you burning? Yo, Mike's gonna kill me. That's not what I meant. No, he's gonna kill you.

That's not what I meant. No, you're definitely not invited for next Sunday dinner. You're not gonna be invited. No, I didn't mean it like that. I was thinking it was a bad timing. No, yeah, I get it. No. So he passed, right? Yeah. I'm kidding. No, I didn't mean it like that. I was thinking it was a bad timing. No, yeah, I get it. It's a good thing. No. So he passed, right? I'm kidding.

Oh, did you already say it? What? Did you already finish the story? Yeah. Okay. Couldn't hear me through your undeniable laughter. No, because I, uh, Mike, I was saying, let me get this off so people don't cancel me and Mike doesn't hate me.

Yes. My grandparents always had a collection of shih tzus. Like, one would die. What did you just collection of shih tzus like they one would die did you just say shih tzus no the first thing my grandparents had a collection of shih tzus i thought you said clutch i thought you said my grandparents had a clutch and a shih tzu oh so you like they took the head and put it on the thing no i was thinking you were talking cars and cats or cars and dogs no no they had a shih tzu right name was joey joey died they got a new dog died new shih tzu died we got three dead Shih Tzus at the grandma residence.

Shih Tzu grave. Exactly. So they had this big ass tree in the back. Oh no. And they would dig holes. And that was like the cemetery for the Shih Tzu. That was the Shih Tzu cemetery. And so they digged holes.

And I guess they were shallow graves. And so they put them on there. And then if you walk by that tree, that shit's stuck like ass. You step on one too quick, you feel a claw. You're just like, what the f***? It's too far. This is too far. Yeah, to hell with

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What am I most afraid of? Oh, God. Are we talking like deep or like surface though? What am I most afraid of? Most afraid of eternal loneliness. I'd live in my loneliness. I know. I? What am I most afraid of? Most afraid of eternal loneliness. I'd live in my loneliness. I know.

I'd say you're most afraid surface level snakes, deep stuff, having to work a corporate job. A regular job. A regular job. No, that cripples you to your core. Okay, those are two good ones. Snakes is good. Snakes is good. I would have said snakes and ostriches. Ostriches. I knew it was ostriches. Okay, those are two good ones. Snakes is good. Snakes is good.

I would have said snakes and ostriches. Ostriches. I knew it was ostriches. Damn it, ostriches. If I was lost, where is one place you know you could find me? McDonald's. Absolutely. McDonald's, without a doubt.

You'd literally be like, I don't know where the hell I am, but where's Ronald? He'll bring me some happiness. They have Wi-Fi and I'll be good. You think if I was lost, I would go to McDonald's? You would 100% go to McDonald's. No, I would not. You would think it's safe? You wouldn't go to a warehouse or a lost open field? No, I'm a smart guy. As much as you think I'm dumb, I'd go to a smart guy.

What, are you going to go to a hospital? No. Fire department. It's where they put lost babies, right? You mean to tell... You don't even know. I feel like you don't even know what a fire department looks like. Yes, I do. Because I used to want to be a fireman. You used to want to be a fireman?

Because I was obsessed with LazyTown. LazyTown was the shit. And so you know how he used to jump off the thing to get started on the day? I was going to skip the part where you slide down the pole because I didn't want to be a stripper. I wanted to be an extra athlete. And so I was going to jump off the stairs and land started on the day i was i was gonna skip the part where you slide down the pole because i didn't want to be a stripper i wanted to be an extra athlete and so i was gonna i was gonna jump off the stairs and land and put on my boots you did not want to be a firefighter and you would not go to a fire station i would be a great firefighter i would i would what i would be a fantastic firefighter you know okay you don't give me credit for shit cam i would be okay

firefighter i'll bring back to okay you You would not. A fantastic firefighter. How much does all the equipment weigh, do you think? 30 pounds, 50 pounds, 100 pounds. Round that. Not no shot. You think it weighs 30 pounds? 30 pounds is a dumbbell that you're curling in your hand. You think that?

You got the whole damn suit, the pack, the boots, the belt, the hose, the belt, the snaps, the thing, everything. the belt the hose the belt the snaps the thing everything okay i might not be the quickest firefighter but i'd be a good one that's what it's speed is the name of the game i don't need to be quick to grab a hose and spray some shit oh so you're just the shooter from distance you're the coward what else would you need to do you go in the fire and you save the damsel in distress oh no and the dog oh no i'd be like hey if you didn't get out in time dog dog. I'm the SEAL team firefighter. I'm just hitting with the water.

I'm giving you some backup. They're screaming like, how? But I'm like, I'm trying. You're like, this shit's heavy, man. Just keep breathing. That'd be you. That'd be you. You'd be a horrible firefighter.

I'd be a pretty good cop. You don't even like sitting in saunas. No, I can't breathe. You're going to be in a flaming building? No, I'd be one of the firefighters that do fun things like take cats out of trees. So, I was going to, no offense to your profession. I was going to say something. I was going to say the loser firefighters.

But no, all firefighters are appreciated. Okay. Okay. Okay. A fire department? No, you wouldn't. Cam, I would be a fantastic firefighter. I have great aim.

Great aim. So you're the hose guy. Yeah. Say that. Say I'd be a great hose guy. That's a part of the fire department. No, because what they said, Harden, you got to get up in that building and save him. I would say two weeks.

Two weeks what? Notice. I'm out. You're talking about. You get your ass in there. You can scream at me. You can run in. Harden, there's someone in about? You get your ass in there. You can scream at me. You can run in. Harden, there's someone in there right now burning.

Get in there. I can't see him. You see him fine. Go get him then. What are you talking about? So why are you getting on to me? You go save him. You don't want to see him, right?

Oh, yeah. You'd be in a civil lawsuit like that. Like that. Okay. I have one hour to spend $5,000. Where would I go? North Park Mall. But more specifically, you'd go to neiman marcus no that's not true that's 100 true you'd go to neiman marcus easeman jewelers or louis vuitton that's where you'd go one of the three if not all three and all the money spent

within i'd give you 30 minutes 100 what cannot tell me that you'd go to neiman you grab two pairs of sneaks you're sitting at about two bands no No. You go to Eastman, or you go straight to Eastman Jewelers. There's not much I can get at Eastman Jewelers for $5,000. Yeah. You Okay, take out Eastman Jewelers. You'd go to Louis Vuitton. No.

You don't think I'd really give it to my family? You don't think I'm that type of guy? That's not spending. That is spending it. Giving money to your family is spending money? Yes. It's literally giving the money. To spend is transactional.

I am transactioning. What are you getting? Their happiness. Their gratitude. What, are you putting in a bodily little creep? No, but if I give you $5,000, the return is a good feeling for me spend money you just gave it away what's the difference you have to get something in return to spend money no that's what spending is so if you go to a strip club right and you're throwing five thousand

dollars did i just spend five thousand dollars no you gave five thousand dollars or you spent it on her abilities to strip and i'm spending it on the ability for you to smile pay off some bills no no no that's not spending money you can't convince me that's not spending money spending money is too strict. And I'm spending it on the ability for you to smile, pay off some bills. No, no, no. That's not spending money. You can't convince me. That's not spending money. Spending money. Spending money is just giving money out.

No, it's not. It's taking money from your personal account and giving it somewhere else. So if you drop, if a $20 bill falls out of your pocket, you drop it,

you spend $20. No, it's the willfulness to give it out is the spend. It's the loudest door I've ever heard. That is not, that is not spending money. And you know it's not willfulness to give it out is the spend. It's the loudest door I've ever heard. That is not spending money.

That's a transaction is what you're talking about. I'm talking about spending money. That's not spending money. You know I'm right, too. No, you're not. You know I'm right, too. That's not spending money. Giving it, that's not spending. You keep saying that, but there's no explanation.

You give money to charity. You don't spend it. You saying that but there's no explanation you give money to charity you don't spend it you give that's money spent that is money spent literally saying give to charity you give a a charitable donation you give them your money and that is money that has been spent no i spent five thousand dollars on this charity Gotcha. Just say you're wrong. No. Just say it. You're wrong. 12-year-old. You know what?

If you give the money to your family, you're not spending the money. Italy said if you had an hour to spend $5,000, where would you go? First off, you said your family. You don't go. You'd go home. You'd go to their house. That's the location. You don't know that.

They could be anywhere. So you would go to where they wherever they are i'd go to my family and spend the fun you see that's it proves the point that you like to argue and you're a dumb sack of shit you know why how because what movie did you tell me you and you and ryan what movie did y'all tell me to watch and i oh i'm so glad this popped in my mind what movie did y'all tell me to watch at the gym the matrix the matrix and you were raving about the matrix bro you would love the matrix it's action-filled it's so good sci-fi you'd love it yes or no did

you tell me to watch the matrix yeah and you were hyping it up great film not gonna lie and you didn't like the matrix it might have been i only got halfway through and turned it off because that so you're a quitter because that was one of the worst things i've ever watched in my life it's old now it's an old i appreciate old films you know i do you're comparing it to 2024 cinematography no it's not even that it was just weird as shit that's the matrix no not weird in a good way to like oh this is good weird this is just like weird like it started off so it was just quick like it was just quick as hell for no reason like the first half they felt like they sped through that story yeah

and then all of a sudden the dude's a gooey baby going through a tunnel in a sewer and falling in the water. And then all of a sudden, he's in a room with two guys that look like he could beat the shit out of just because they wear cool glasses and black suits. And then they put a little sperm spider in his stomach through his belly button, and his mouth is taped shut with skin. What the fuck am i watching then they're giving him red and blue yeah and then this big black guy with with sunglasses that don't even have connected like he has great he has great nose balance and apparently that guy knows the out of kung fu like what the hell am i watching the matrix who is this who's this neo guy i know but does he not have any self-confidence because he just

like went and trusted the shit out of this dude he was like yeah dude science experience on experiments on me and they shaved his head they put tubes on him he had spikes coming out of his body and he was like where i'm and he's going to this layer with a bunch of like degenerate drug dealers and they're like hey the world isn't real let me put this semen bug in your in your belly button a semen bug and they put them in a white room with this little ass tv if you can do all this science get a better tv what are we doing this tv is from 1912 how about some hd what the f**k yeah roku yeah, you should totally give movie reviews just like that. Bro, I just, I

honestly went like this. I turned it off. Exactly. See, you're not a finisher follower. That's the only movie. I've done that with two Oh, bullshit! No, it's two. I've done it with two movies in my life. Matrix is one, and the second one was a Penguin National Geographic movie when I went with my dad as a kid because I thought I was going to see Happy Feet.

And it wasn't Happy Feet, and I was so confused like who's this british talking in the back of this and i was like dad this is not what i wanted the penguin sees his spouse and is approaching with cold wet flippers yeah and i was like dad you're like why aren't they dancing it was traumatized i was so excited and i was like dad this we are like 45 minutes in. I was like, dad, this is not right. It's not what I want to watch. The penguins often use their beaks to fight off of the male penguins to sensually seduct the women. And my dad goes, my dad goes, my dad literally goes, I don't give a fuck. We spent money on you.

You're going to watch this mother fucker. And I was just like this. Good dad. You're just sitting there. Yeah. And now it's one of my sick movies is Matrix. The movies that when I turn on, I get gaggy. Like there's certain things in this world, like smells, I get gaggy.

Movies, I get gaggy. That's a gaggy movie. You know what I mean? I have gaggy things. Gaggy movie. Yeah. The Matrix, there's three installments. I know.

You must watch from start of one to the end of three. Dude, I don't know how I'm going to make it to that first one. What if High School Musical never made a two and three? Don't you ever compare those two. That is not right. Yes, it is. High School Musical is a way better movie than The Matrix. Way better, but Matrix is way more world-renowned.

So you agree that High School Musical is a better movie than The Matrix? For me personally, no shot. What about Matrix is better other than Hyperion? I don't care about a kid with a nice haircut that's going through summer, plays basketball. He had a very tough decision to make. What was his decision? Did he get a semen baby put through his... Did he get a semen baby and his belly button was spiked?

No, but... Did he have to choose red or blue pill? Yes, he did have to choose red or blue pill. He had to choose. Did he want to go to Juilliard on a scholarship or go to play basketball on a scholarship? That's a tough decision. What would you pick? Juilliard.? Juilliard.

Probably Juilliard. And his girlfriend was going, and she went into Harvard early. It's a high school relationship. It meant something. She's going to go to Harvard, have a tutoring session with a guy with the last name of Jefferson, and then forget him. That's it. Done.

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The You Should Know Podcast. All right. So the other day, again, on my timeline, popped up a record, right? It's a very strange record. Okay. So me being me, useless knowledge, I click the link.

I end up on a page 23 of the world's most weirdest world records. That's a lot of Ws. That's a lot of alliteration. World's most weirdest world records. Okay. I want to say something.

Okay. I want you to guess and then I'm going to ask you a question. Guess what? You'll see. The world record for the most Big Macs consumed in a lifetime. Oh, my God.

Belongs to Donald A. Gorsk. How many Big Macs do you think he consumed? In a year? Lifetime. Oh, in a lifetime? Yeah. So there's 365 days. So how long did he live?

The record here, we'll say 40 years. Okay, 14,000. He registered his 26,000th McDonald's Big Mac. 26,000 McDonald's Big Macs. I'm going to say that again. He consumed 26,000 Big Macs. I'm going to say that again. He consumed 26,000 Big Macs. His sweat smelled like piss. He had jaundice at that point.

His livers were screaming for help. Okay. Holy shit. What do you think the most apples held in one's mouth and then cut by a chainsaw in under one minute is? Whoever that is, I need to meet them and see what they do in their off time and if I can participate. And the person who holds the record, his name is Johnny Strange.

Maybe not anymore. I don't want anything Johnny in their mouth. How many apples did he hold in his mouth and it was cut by a chainsaw in under a minute? If he had more than eight, I would be surprised. What does that mean? He was cut by a chainsaw in under a minute. If he had more than eight, I'd be surprised. What does that mean? He was cut by a chainsaw? Like, they decapitated Johnny?

I don't know. Okay, the answer's eight. You got it right. Okay, thank you. I was going to say, if he fits more than eight in his mouth, I might have to have a conversation with Johnny and see if you can make my Friday nights a little better. Which British man holds the world record for the stretchiest skin?

Ruby? His name's Gary Turner. Okay. How far, the skin on his stomach, how far do you think it can stretch out? If it's more than a foot, we gotta talk. Six and a half inches. Six and a half inches going. Of skin?

That doesn't seem like too much. Pull your stomach right now. I'm gonna guess you get a whopping half an inch. Oh, my chest pimple is gone. It fell off. My chest pimple fell off. What do you mean it fell off? I've had this pimple in the middle of my chest for like three years.

And I've always touched it like that. And it finally fell off. Maybe it's not a pimple. You had a pimple for three years. You had a pimple for a thousand calendar days. Yeah, but you ever get attached to things? And you're like, we want to stick around for a while we are one like i have a cup like i have a cup in my drawer that's got like it's like crusted a little mildewed at the bottom but i've had it since like high school so i'm gonna keep that it's from bucky's it's the same

shit with that pen over there don't talk about my pen yeah the chest pimple but let's see if i'm a skincare oh six inches. Yeah, that's a lot. You got about a quarter of an inch. You went, and it was done. All right. Give me one more. One more. Most piercings in a lifetime.

I've seen that. Her first piercing, this is Elaine Davidson. First piercing, 1997. She called it quits in 2006. Nine years of piercings. How many piercings do you think she got? 250. 4,225.

Holy shit. We're at 4,225. Imagine her going through TSA airports. She's like, she's getting pat down, rubbed down, scanned, x-rayed. What's that song by Kesha with the bomb? Hips don't lie. No, Kesha. That's Kesha.

Like dynamite. What's that song? Adele? No, shut up. Kesha. It's a song about bomb. This place about to blow. I sang that in the airport.

I sang that in the airport. And boy, did my stomach go to my ass. This place about to blow. Freeze me. He said, get out of the fucking ground. You're sitting there in this place about to blow. Oh, my God. Is it bad if you get a little blood flow during a TSA check?

If you get a blood flow during a TSA check, you deserve to be bit by the dog that's on duty, 100%. There's no way. I'm not saying I did. That reminds me of your question in wrestling. What? So Peyton, when Gabe won his national,

his wrestling national championship, Peyton was live streaming it from the house and he was texting me because he's never watched wrestling. You were texting me. Yeah. This man straight up said

that both the wrestlers were on the ground. He said, now if one of them stand up and they're bricked up, is that a disqualification? Could you imagine? Why?

Maybe you can. You definitely can. He asked if a wrestler stood up with a bone or some blood flow. Is he disqualified? And that is a fair question. That is a very fair question. Another thing, they have a challenge brick. Not break it. They have a challenge...

You go, what the... And that's one of the reasons I feel like I can do goodness street fight because I will bite a testicle off. Not saying like, like willingly.

I feel like... You wouldn't want... I wouldn't want to put my mouth on it. But if I'm losing... You're sitting there... You're just ripping it off. No, that shit is mine now. You go, get off.

I'm telling you. Hey, I'm warning you. You're like, all right. You just ripped that bitch off. Oh, my God. But they have a challenge brick in wrestling. Like in the NFL, they have a challenge flag. In wrestling, it's a brick.

He goes, he texts me. I'm watching, right? The period ends. I check my phone real quick. He goes, who the fuck threw a brick on the mat? And I said, that's the challenge brick. He said, no, I'm not going to lie. Throwing house foundation to ask a question is insane.

It shit did not make sense to me. New sports is weird. Oh, my God. Okay, my question with the records. Okay. It did not make sense to me New sports is weird Oh my god Okay My question with the record Okay What world record We gotta say it in the mic What world record

Would you wanna be known for Oh my god If you could hold If you had a plaque that said Peyton Stephen Steven Peyton Stephen Harden

World record holder Blank What would be your world record If you could choose it Oh my god Longest time not drinking water And I feel like I could win Oh my god let's test that

What do you think you could go Realistically Be realistic And I would make it a specific goal Like without drinking water Only drinking Diet Coke Cause I could do that And I would be willing to do it okay longest i think i could genuinely go don't don't don't i'm not gassing

don't worry about the coke or whatever that sounds crazy don't worry about the diet coke but longest time you could go without drinking water but i'll still have liquid in me sure i think i don't or should we do no like no, no liquids I wouldn't be able to go long. I have dry mouth syndrome. But like, just no water, but I can drink Coke only. I genuinely believe I could go for three months. Until I get to the point where I'm decaying. Three months.

And it would be an easy three months until that last 31st day. And then I'm like, my piss is brown. Yeah, you're peeing blood at that point what's the closest to orange you've gotten peeing i've gotten dark one time it was dark you thought it was like ratatouille i thought i thought a disease i thought i had to go i thought i was gonna have to go get antibiotics it was i don't know what it was i don't know what was in me it was like it was like the string on that trash bag it was bad yeah i don't know and i still don't know to this day i was i

mean i was eating bad at the time but it was literally it was like you say closest you got towards that shit was orange no i'm telling you i was peeing one time i was peeing in a urinal and as soon as my urine hit the porcelain it stained it i swear to god it was like no no the consistency no the consistency was like a paint splatter. It wasn't trickling down. It was like, imagine you were a clown taking your makeup off in the sink. That's what it looked like in that toilet. Or like the new age artist. They dip the brush and they just go.

That's exactly what it was. It was like, my piss was like. Did you have blockage? No, it came out fine. How hard were you peeing? I pee aggressively. I have a horse stream. What does that mean?

Because if it doesn't fall in the bowl, I got to like... You know what I mean? So you sit to pee? No, that's weird. Oh, it's falling in the bowl while you're standing. I see it. It's called length. I can't sit to pee because I'll always poop.

That's me too. I kind of like it though. I'm always clear. It's called length I can't I can't sit to pee Cause I'll always poop That's me too I kinda like it though I'm always clear It's like a natural cleanse I happen to have a plan Poop It's like a cleanse With no pills Good morning

It's just a good cleanse Yeah Okay so now On the water What's the longest You think you can go Just no liquids Like no liquids

I'm gonna tell you What the record is In the Guinness Book of World Records The longest I could go Without liquids Realistic now Realistic Like, realistic.

Like no liquids. Two weeks. I am not believing that for a second. Swallowing liquids or even touching my mouth? What the hell are you saying to me? If I could swish around and spit, I'd be fine for about two weeks. In what world are you going to do that? What? That's the shit

to the beginning of the episode it's never just uh if i could put in my mouth and play with myself a little bit and spit it out no good if i could swish and spit no liquid doesn't get to touch your mouth oh four days five days that's realistic yeah longest ever recorded 18 days in 1979 oh no that's that can't be true no because i watched society the snow and them bitches didn't have water for like nine months they were eating snow which is what ice which is what a solid which is what ice solid snow which is what water? Water. There you go. But they can't drink that.

I bet your ass they did. They can't. I bet your ass they did. Nine months. They're just hanging out, living. They ate each other, though. Hey, you want to play tic-tac-toe?

No, they're drinking water. They're finding water, for sure. Dude, let's throw a berry. No. I would hate to be stranded in the middle of the ocean with you. You'd be so... I'd be your only life source in the middle of the ocean. You should be begging to be stranded with me. If you were in the middle of the ocean with you. You'd be so... I'd be your only life source in the middle of the ocean. You should be begging to be stranded.

If you were in the middle of the ocean, you'd be like this. No! We're on a boat. We're on like a little air... Like a little... What's it was called? Like a raft? Yeah, we're on a little raft.

You'd be so damn demanding. You wouldn't let me have anything. What would I demand you? You'd be like... You'd be like, stop eating! Stop drinking the water no shit it's called rationing yeah but you're making me overthink which will give me anxiety which will lower my lifespan we're in the middle of the ocean you have to coddle our life no our

lifespan seven days that's it and if we can't figure out how to get out of there we're done see i think i should take control if we're stranded in the middle of the ocean what would you do fish oh you'd fish fish with what should take control if we were stranded in the middle of the ocean. What would you do? Fish. Oh, you'd fish? Fish. With what, your arm? Are you stupid? You bleed in the water. Oh, my God. You bleed in the water.

You bleed in the water. So what? A shark can come up? What are you going to do? You hit a sinmamoa? You're going to pull out a trident and sack him right there? You don't even know how to neutralize sharks. You smack

him in the nasal. You smack a shark in the nose and he's just going to turn belly up. That's how you knock sharks out. And then what are you going to do? You're going to gnaw through his rubber? No, you... Is this raft? Is this an apartment on the water? Is this an apartment on wood? Do you think every shark is a school bus size?

There's baby sharks. Oh, you're just going to gnaw through his rubber. No, we're not going to keep him on there. You're going to grab him like a $5 foot long and you're just going to bite into a school bus size. There's baby sharks. Oh, you're just going to gnaw through his rubber. No, we're not going to keep him on there. You're going to grab him like a $5 foot long and you're just going to bite into a shark's rib. No, we're not going to keep him on there. We're going to cut him open. What? What are we going to cut? Our hands if we need to.

Oh, I forgot. You have raven nails. You have talons. You're just going to go. Just open a fish. No, we cut him. See, that is my problem with you right there. You think just because we're in this that that is my problem with you right there you think just

because we're in this scenario that you have superhuman powers you still have nasty mangled little fingers and we're in the middle of nothing with nothing no so if i start to freak out sorry you're the bitch that has a hard time opening an apple by yourself you don't open apples you cut an apple in the middle. If you don't have a knife, you can't cut an apple. Are you Ronnie Coleman? Who is that?

You grab the bitch and go, and you just bite an apple? You don't know how to open apples without a knife? First off, you don't open an apple. Yes, you do,

Cam. You're pissing me off. You're still an eight-year-old kid. What are you having, slices? I don't have cutlery at my house. You cut your sandwiches

into fours, too? You take an apple and you bite it. No, I can't do that because I have sensitive gums. I have gingivitis. And I'm the bitch. You have gingivitis in the middle of the ocean. You think we have a dentist?

You think we have Listerine? See, you're going to be, oh, where's the help? And I'm just going to be like, shut up! That's what would happen. No. Oh, we would turn on each other so quick in the ocean. All I have to do is push up. I'm kidding. I would never. No, you know how it lasts longer than you? Oh, we would turn on each other so quick in the ocean. All I have to do is push them. I'm kidding.

I would never. No, you know how it lasts longer than you? Oh, my God. You would turn pink in two hours, and you'd be like, I need to turn green. Oh, yeah, that'd be bad. And any time you pissed me off, I would just press into your little white skin and just go, shut up.

Wham! And I'd be like, oh. Oh, God. Yeah, we wouldn't do good. Oh, my God. We have a guy that can't swim and a guy that's going to be burned in an hour. Golly. We'd have a hard time.

That's actually terrifying. Don't talk about that. I've always wanted a sunburn, but I don't. I've tried to get one because at Schlitterbahn, I didn't get in the water because obvious reasons. That would have been the end of me. That would have been Peyton's last day. Good morning to you. Write the obituary.

I read my grandma's obituary online. He was a great son. This made me cry. I didn't know she had one. I was like, damn, she got famous. You read your grandma's obituary? Yeah. Dude, my grandpa's obituary made me cry.

Yeah. Because as soon as they said my name, I started crying. What were we talking about? I don't know. Let's get off that, though. We were talking about how shitty it would be if we were stuck in the ocean. No, I said something else. What did I just say?

Oh, yeah. Slytherin in my sunburn. Oh, it's sunburn. Because I couldn't get in there because i'd die and i'd have an obituary right next to miriam so i was like you know didn't want that so no one so i was like i want a sunburn because everybody is always talking about oh my sunburn i don't know and i was like can't be that bad and everybody was saying tattoos feel like a cat scratch on a sunburn so i was like i want to know what that feels like and so i remember i laid out and i didn't put sunscreen on and i just didn't i can't get a sunburn i might get skin cancer you're a blessed man you're a blessed man yeah i made out with a girl on my uh my fifth grade elementary school uh like end of the year party we had a community pool across the street uh from uh from my school and we all went over there and we played high school musical on

the ox and there's a girl her name was abby and she was looking good she had scoliosis i remember Bro, why do you do that to me? You bastard, bro. You're such a bad... The transition already caught me. Talk about dead grandparents and stuff. You go, I made out with a girl on my fifth grade field trip. Fifth grade field trip, I brought Bakugan in a backpack. And you're getting tongue swaps.

So that already caught me off guard. Okay. Then you're talking about, oh yeah, by the way, she had scoliosis. It was my first time seeing it in person. I was like, that's a question mark. I'm joking, I'm joking.

But she did have scoliosis. But I didn't think of anything of it. I figured out scoliosis was later. And she had it. I have it too now. I think out scoliosis was later. And she had it. I have it too now. I think I have a slight, a little smidge. Was the kiss good? Oh, I don't remember.

Was she a good angle? I don't remember. That's crazy. It's going to be canceled. This is a comedy podcast. We say things. We say things. Jokes.

Don't take them to heart. When did people stop talking fancy? What? I genuinely don't take them to heart. When did people stop talking fancy? What? You remember, like, I genuinely don't understand that, right? Old people. You know how back in the old days of America, everybody talked like, thou art now we are here. When did we start talking about, man, that shit lit.

You know what I mean? When did that transition happen? Damn. I wonder if there was like a moment. Is it when TV came around? What the hell would that have to do with anything? That's a good question. What does that even mean?

Was it when they made the ambulance? Like, what are you saying? There's zero correlation. Hey, when did we start talking cool? Was it when Cheetos came out? What are you saying? What does TV have to do with it? Because, like, you get to experience more parts of the world. When did we start talking cool? Was it when Cheetos came out? What are you saying? What does TV have to do with it?

Because you get to experience more parts of the world, and culture starts to come involved. It made sense in my head. First off, I don't even know if that's real. Or not real, but that's how it worked. When TVs first came out, we definitely were domestic only. There's no shot we were seeing Singapore novellas. Yeah, but there's no way somebody from the Bronx

was talking about thou art... Or they were like... I think they were talking... They're like, I got this moncler on. I've got my Timbs, my yuh-uhs.

No. I bet they were talking like that more. Up there? Oh yeah, probably because they were regal. That's before it turned grimy. Regal?

Regal. Good word. Great word. What's the definition? Royal. I don't really know what the definition is, but I know what it means. Wasn't there a WWE wrestler regal? Regal. Good word. Great word. What's the definition? Royal. I don't really know what the definition is, but I know what it means. Wasn't there a WWE wrestler, Regal? William.

William Regal. Him and LBJ gave me vibes. LBJ gave me, like, get your ass back vibes. I was grazing a sun down. Exactly. Holy shit. Okay, that actually, hold on. I know what it is.

I know what it is. No, that's crazy. I tried to not. I tried to not. I think I know what it is. I's crazy I tried to I tried to not I tried to not I think I know what it is I'm not being funny I swear to God I'm not being funny

But I think the south Through slavery And stuff like that Was Why You're making moans And laughing I'm not laughing

Go ahead Tell me about it So the northeast Okay Northeast That's where New England English accent

Still thou Thou art Where about thou art you. Okay, but down south, it was completely different. You had tons of racist, evil people, probably speaking with a lot of hatred. And then you had a bunch of slaves that obviously, they're not from here, so they don't talk like that. So maybe it originated there and like, I don't know how the hell, because New York now, they're just like, hey, yo, suck my, like, it's crazy. My parents are related because of slavery i think my parents are related i think so i can't say that i can't

no no because because preston my brother was a history buff and so he did like the whole family tree shit and hardens owned my parents which were my hard Harden's owned my mom, which is a Williams. And so they changed it to Harden's. And so I think sometimes – maybe that's why it's not going right up here. I think my parents are like cousins. No! That's not a joke, but it's – No, no. I think so.

No, Bubba. I was like, no wonder y'all get along so well. No. They had failure units. No wonder Preston has a 17 wide. That is a genetic mistake. My brother's feet should not be there. You should not be six foot with a 17 wide

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using promo code YSK at liquidiv.com. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. We got Mama Liv on the podcast. Pretty girl, pretty girl, yeah that's you. Pretty girl, pretty girl, yeah that's her. Hey Liv. Hey P. How are we doing?

I'm doing good. How are we feeling? Oh, to hell with your husband, huh? You didn't say hey to me, Peyton said hey Liv. Yeah, I sure did, I sure as damn well did say, pretty girl, you, pretty girl, that's her. Well, you don't have anything in your ears today, so that's a good day.

There we go. I cleaned them, John. There we go. Wait, you're using Q-tips now? Yes. What is... We'll suck the Q-tip. I'm going to go to the ear.

I've learned that's a bad thing to do, is suck them. Not bad, but it's strange. Like, it's not a normal thing. Yeah, put a dry Q-tip in your ear. Really? I was always a dry Q-tip guy until she converted me.

First time I saw her do it, she went... I went, what is that? That's got to feel good. My biggest fear is tripping with a Q-tip. Oh, yeah. That's scary. You know what I mean? Oh, my God.

Just... Did you say sneezing while driving? Yeah, that's scary. That is a hell of a fear. That is scary. You know if you sneeze without closing your eyes, your eyes bulge out of your head? I don't know if that's true. I think it is.

Yeah. Like Ruby. Yeah, she goes... No, I'm just saying her natural eyes are just out of her school yeah yeah what no um so y'all are in a loving relationship yeah y'all are married we are congratulations on that wonder what love is like you know what i mean it's okay it's wow i'm just kidding i can't complain a lot of relationship tiktoks have been popping up on my for you page don't know why i think it's mocking me the algorithm is and there is like this couple that have a podcast and they were talking about how much

they love each other and y'all are one of those couples oh my god i love you to death i love you to death but there's something that they said that i don't agree with i'm starting to sweat a lot of loving couples say this and i don't think i i'm starting to sweat a lot of loving couples say this and i don't think i'm nice enough to think this way in a relationship if i've ever gotten one okay i'm starting to sweat so y'all they said when my partner move if when my partner passes away if something were to happen and my partner passes away i want them to move on oh as soon as i heard that i thought into myself i was like no that i was i don't think i don't think i can ever do that would y'all say that i don't know i might would have to agree you agree with not moving on no i agree with moving on

so if i die you're just gonna go grab no not not necessarily okay first of all how old were these people how old are we talking i would say mid-30s okay well is there kids involved no let's say there's no kids of all kids involved shit you better watch your words carefully. It'll take a while. Excuse me. It'll take a while, but I think moving on is a good, it's a healthy thing to do. Man, hell no. If my partner passes, you better not touch nobody. You better die sad.

By yourself and just be depressed forever and never be able to love again. You don't have to be depressed. It's not like you cheated and we broke or we separated for those reasons. We are not together because you are now gone. Yeah. So I feel like it's okay to move on from that. But you know what they said whenever we married? Till death do us part. Yeah.

Death took me, now you just got to wait. So you could just sit there and just sulk by yourself if I passed away. No, I'm not going to lie. If you died, I don't even think I would look at a woman for a long time. I agree with that. I didn't say we're moving on quickly. I said, but if I were to pass, I would want you or the next person that you're with, I would want them to make you happy.

Hey, you're a better person than me because you're saying hell no? Suffer. Sorry. Suffer? what do you mean suffer like that's not no i don't want you i don't want you to suffer but come on honestly i'm gonna haunt that man honestly though i i would feel bad for my new partner because i would be comparing them to cameron every day i'd be like oh that's not how cameron did it see that's not fair that's not how cameron did it it's not fair yeah fair. Oh, that's not how Cameron did it. That's not fair. Yeah.

I'm just saying. I'm not saying what I'm saying is right. I know me, though. I am not that good of a man. I want you to come visit me. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. She brings you flowers with her new man. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's going to come with me. You're going to go grab his ankle. Come here. I need to take him down with you. You're going to go grab his ankle. Come here. And you take him down with you.

0 for 2. 0 for 2. She'd be 0 for 2 at that point. You'd take her man with you. Oh, yeah. I'd be like, try again. Your first guy died. Oh, so you're saying you would come back alive and kill the new guy?

Yeah, I would stick my hand through that grave and grab him. Michael Jackson thriller. Are you serious? And I'd be like, try a third time's a charm. Some toxic shit. Oh, 100%. 100 toxic shit but it's just it's it's i'm being 100 honest if i die i just maybe give me like a decade give me a decade of respect yeah then you can go find me a decade with god 10 years yeah no it's long but it's a long

time i'm a selfish insecure man i need you to be alone you have your friends said you're friends do I have Hannah Ashlyn your parents they're not gonna be trying to take care of live go to your mom yeah okay you wouldn't live with Lolly if I died you wouldn't move back in with your mom be honest here we go you're on the hot seat yes i would live with my mom but we might strangle each other what about my mom you live with my mom i might live with our need that's where we're gonna go we're gonna go live with our nita and okay so she loves you lisa and lolly and anita okay so i'm uh i need help okay y'all have been out of the dating world for a long time.

Long time. Long time. Too long. I want to go get some shots up. Six years now. Six years of being. I want to go get some shots up. I'm not going to lie to you.

What? You're going to flirt for sport? Put some shots up. All right. You put some shots up. I'm going to put some shots up. Let's see who wins. Oh.

I'm going five for five. You're going to probably be O for five. You think I'm going O? If me and're going to probably be O for five. You think I'm going O? If me and Liv went to a bar together and we both said, all right, game on, soldier. Compete good. Play clean. I would blow you out of the water. It's because you're a woman and you have goodie bags sitting there.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You got a treat just visible. No. I'm just like, I am that girl. Talk your shit. I am that girl. Yeah. I'm just saying I'm funny. Okay, okay. You girl talk your shit i am that girl yeah i'm just saying i'm funny okay okay you're that girl you're that girl i'm fun i'm also a little crazy they like that little crazy a little spicy it's like spicy mayo like you're you're just the perfect

guy the perfect guy it's gonna go oh for five the perfect i feel like hers it's hard the perfect guys always get the shit in the stick but first of all they don't even know what they don't even know i'm perfect. They're just going to see a big, tall, slender, well-packed, double-stacked sack of white meat, oven-roasted turkey. The way you approach yourself, you will be the perfect guy. And Cam, you're bad at flirting. Yep.

Because that's why I want to kick the rust off. You'd be so bad at flirting. If I walk up, I'd go, Michael, Cameron, have a good night. What would it look like for you in the bar flirting with the girl? Okay, I'll be the girl. You're the girl? First off, you be the guy. You be the girl.

You go first. I'm flirting with Peyton? Oh, no. He has to flirt with me. Okay. No, I'm a legendary flirter. No, I'm saying. Oh, wait.

I don't know if I like this anymore. I don't know if I like this. This damn mic. Okay, so Peyton's going to flirt with me, but I have to flirt back. Because usually girls. This is getting so weird. Guys will come up to girls first off you already have an advantage

she's just gonna sit there in the background and let other people come up to you no you wanna flirt first? yeah you have to flirt first I can't do it I'm chilling you're that open in a bar I'm gonna look easily accessible

you get the girls with you I'm going up to're that open in a bar? Am I by myself? I don't have my girlfriend with me. I'm easily accessible. You have the girls with you. You have the girls with you. I'm going up to Payton with my girls. Yeah. No. I'm not going with the girls. No, with you. You separate from your pack. That's some creepy, yeah.

Hey. That's a dud. Hey. Hey. Out over. Okay. How do you walk up to somebody? This is weird.

I'm going to blow her out of the water. She's already in her head. Yeah, okay Okay, okay, okay Oh, I know you have that podcast That's awesome What the fuck? What the fuck is going on?

She said, she said, she said Dude, you have that podcast That's sick, man That's what your fans do I don't know She went But are you a fan? Or are you trying to

You don't go Girls don't go up to guys And be like, damn, you look good Okay, you trying to, are you? You don't go, girls don't go up to guys and be like, damn, you look good. Okay, you know what, I'm going to do it that way.

Okay. You look good tonight. Are you here with anybody? Damn, can I get a hey? Let me, let me show you how it's done. I'm going to blow her out of the water.

You're a girl. You're a, no, that's not fair. How? Because it's not really a girl. Then I'll do it to you. Okay.

Oh no, that's not fair. No, no, because you have too much comfort. You got to do it to me. So you just got to be a girl. Okay. Be a girl. Hey, bitch do it to you. Okay. Oh, no, that's not fair. No, no, because you have too much comfort. You gotta do it to me. So you just gotta be a girl. Hey, bitch! Okay. Been an ass over.

Make that coochie breathe. Let me slide behind you. Let me go and get a ride on the truck. Let me get on that roller coaster. Tom House, I'm seeking to let that coochie breathe. I'm right there for it. I'm your breathing machine. I got CO2 for it. Turn around. I'm here for it. She would run and call the cops. She'd run. She'd see that white chocolate. She'd run around. She'd be like, Dan, I bought a nice. And I'd CO2 for you. Turn around. I'm here for you. She would run and call the cops. She'd run.

She'd see that white chocolate. She'd run around. She'd be like, Dan, I bought a nice. And I'd hit her with the, drop the shades down. I go, what's your name? Okay. Actually, how are you doing? All right.

So I'm going to go out the bar, right? I'm sitting. I'm sipping. Good morning. First off, you got to set the scene. It's all about setting. You don't just walk up. Hey, you look good tonight.

You hear someone? I'd be like, are you a medic? I'm like this. Look, look. She's sipping her drink. I just walk up. Hey, you look good tonight. Here's someone I'm like this I'm vibing in the club Oh God your tires to be slashed. No, I'm just kidding. All right. That's exactly why you would fail. Liv, you're opening. You try to act too hard. You changed your voice and you have a booger in your nose right now.

You would definitely lose. Oh, my God, it was a solid. Oh, my God, it was a solid. I'll be like, you nasty bitch. Get away from me. Then I go, we all have boogers. Okay, that's the thing, though. You're talking about I would fail. Your opening line hey if that podcast is awesome but that honestly you're

trying all right watch i'm not gonna be okay okay here you go i'm a bad bitch at the bar i'm not gonna be cool but let's set the scene i have looked at her she's looked at me a couple times i finally approached at the bar here we go bam okay. Bam. Okay. Okay, hold on. Are you okay? Yeah. No, I'm joking. I'm joking. I need your help.

I need mouth to mouth. She goes in. I go like this. I can't hear you. You're trying to trick her. Here we go. Here we go. Excuse me.

Is that seat open? There's no seat right here. Oh, so you're floating? You're going to call me an idiot woman? You know what? I have three collegiate degrees and I don't know. Okay. You got to work with me.

I'll play along. Bye, bye, bye, bye. Uh, excuse me, miss. Is that miss? Damn, miss. Excuse me, ma'am. Just kidding. Hey, lady.

Excuse me, is that seat open? Yeah. You mind if I sit there? Yeah, you can. That's not the best okay i sit down i peep her drink she's drinking a dirty martini two extra olives i go hey uh you mind if i get you another one would you want another one uh i don't know i'm i'm doing a lot already this is my third one okay that's cool you mind if i get my drink and i kind of just sit here

you already asked me if you could sit here okay you. You can drink what you want. Hey, let me get a double smoked old fashioned. Appreciate it. Hey, so what's your name? I'm Peyton. Nice to meet you. You're Peyton? Nice to meet you. I'm John.

You don't give me a real name. You don't give anybody a real name. That's your game? Yeah. Okay. Hey, John. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

What are you doing out here? You're starting off with a lie. That is horrible. What are you doing out here? Drinking. Oh, no, no, no. I meant like why are you here? Like why you. What are you doing out here? You're starting off with a lie. That is horrible. What are you doing out here? Drinking. Oh, no, no, no. I meant like why are you here? Like why are you in Dallas?

I live here. Oh, you live here? What part? Just around here. Oh, that's cool. You come here often? This is one of my regulars. I've never seen you.

I've never seen someone so beautiful as you. Are you a cop? Like what are you doing? No. You're like interrogating me. No, I'm not. My bad. I didn't mean to give off that thing. I was just saying that you're so beautiful and I've never seen you doing? No. Like, you're, like, interrogating me. No, I'm not. My bad. I didn't mean to give off that thing.

I was just saying that you're so beautiful, and I've never seen you around here before. And I've been here a couple times. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, no, I don't come here often. I don't really leave the house. Oh, you're a homebody. Yeah.

That shit hot. I hide myself up. I go, damn, that's good. Yeah, you're doing good. You're doing good. Yeah, keep going. Keep going. Keep going.

All right. Keep going. Keep going. You got to end the deal. What'd you say? What'd you say? I don't remember. You said, I'm a homebody. I'm a homebody, yeah. Oh,. You're doing good. Yeah, keep going. Keep going. Keep going. All right. Keep going. You got to end the deal. What'd you say? What'd you say? I don't remember. I'm a homebody.

I'm a homebody, yeah. Oh, okay. I feel that. I really only come out after a long, stressful day, successful working because I'm a monster in the podcasting realm. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Okay.

So the homebody. Okay. I feel that. I respect that. I love chilling at the house too. I only come here really on Fridays and Saturdays. Oh, body. Okay, I feel that. I respect that. I love chilling at the house, too. I only come here really on Fridays and Saturdays. Oh, nice. Okay, hey, my boys are actually back there,

and I got to leave. I was wondering if I could get your LinkedIn. Your LinkedIn. You would be horrible. Bro, it'd be better in person. It's awkward to do it with you. Redeem yourself. She said she wants to redeem herself.

Okay, redeem yourself. I'm a cool dude at the bar. What's up, dog? I don't want to steal your swag? Steal whose swag? No, you got to get your own bag. Get your bag. Come on.

We're at the bar. I'm chilling. So he's sitting there at the bar. Yeah, I'm cool. I walk up to him. I'm like, oh, fuck. I don't know. This is hard.

I'm like, somebody get this girl some water. Dubs. It's hard walking up to a guy. Dubs. It's hard walking up to a guy. It's 2024. Make it happen. I can tell you how I flirt I'll flirt with you

Am I a girl or a man? You're a girl Well, a girl It's me Oh, okay Yeah Okay, I'm a girl Excuse me

This place is about to blow First of all I would never go to a girl that's doing it. Singing? No. Just be cool. Be a cool girl. All right.

Hey. Hey. Excuse me. Oh, hey. I just saw you over there. I got to be honest with you. I'm not too good at this whole coming up to people thing. This is very outside of my nature.

What are you doing with your hands? I'm just an awkward guy. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm sorry. That's okay. I'm awkward too. I'm Peyton, by the way. I'm Sabrina. Sabrina, that's a nice name, but I just wanted to come over and say you're beautiful. I didn't want anything. That's it. Oh, thank you so much. You just made my night. Oh yeah, what are you doing? Like, what have you done tonight? What are you doing tonight? I'm just chilling. What is that with your jaw? Are you okay?

I have anxiety. Youched i've had anxiety supreme oh i'm sorry i'm sorry no i used to date an anxious guy he was a loser um but i'd leave right then and there don't tell me about that's rude that's rude uh no i'm just here with a couple of my girlfriends they're over at the ping pong table oh how'd y'all meet uh we're just friends from college and then we ended up two of us actually work at the same firm right now okay wait you did you graduate college yeah what did you get your degree in uh marketing and communications dude that shit is sick what are you using it for your job uh yeah we have we're a marketing firm where do you work at uh we work at uh jg wentworth 877-5 we work at we work at

bills marketing oh okay so like what do you do so what okay. So what do you do there? We market. So basically, it's kind of like the satellite marketing firm for the Buffalo Bills. We do social media stuff, everything like that. Oh, so are you into sports? Not really into sports. More into the sport of marketing. And it just happened to be with athletics.

I guess I would rather do it with sports and teams as opposed to just like a regular business okay so i'm very impressed by that and i'm not gonna lie i'm not gonna lie i would love if you would teach me some more about that we could watch it but oh they don't show many buffalo bills games in here but they haven't been good the past couple years i can i can get you a first class seat with all of your friends in a five-star hotel penthouse and we'll go to Buffalo right now. A first-class seat with me and my girls in a penthouse five-star? Yes. What do you do for work?

Oh, I just, ah, podcast. You have a podcast? Yeah. That's so cool. I love podcasts. What is it about? And just like that, see, I already got it roped in. See, but I played the damn game.

No. Whatever. Dubs for the boys. Dubs for the boys. What's, okay. Honestly, I would just win just from winning. Because you for the boys. Dubs for the boys. What's, okay. Honestly, I would just win just from winning.

Because you'd be like this, I don't know. That's all you'd have to do. He'd go. How did I get you, Cameron? Exactly.

Say that again. How did I get you? So how did, one more time, for the listeners, one more time. How did I get you? How did you get me? So let's break that back down.

So you had to get me. Well, I'll say it. I suck at flirting. We both do. That's why we're amazing. And that's fine. And y'all talked about, we're going to end this soon. We're going to end this soon.

I'm all here for it. I remember in college, that's a college story, right? Y'all's love story. Sadly, I was not involved in it. Y'all didn't respect me enough. That's not true. I lived with you. That's not true.

Y'all's love story. I bring this up all the time. He still to this day thinks that he wasn't. I didn't share that with many people. Exactly. There was nothing for me to share until it was a real thing. You shared it with somebody that was less close with you than me. She shared it.

I did. She shared it, not me. You didn't share it with me. That's why I said there was nothing for me. my hair that's as close as you're you're fingering my scalp hello okay and so i'm gonna tell a a college story with all three of us oh god i need to know if y'all remember this and add to the story because i remember in glimpses because i was drunk okay oh god and i know i was stone cold sober you were i was stone cold sober okay so you remember we used to have dorm parties like we would go to like the rooms and we have dorm parties right and we'd have like two dollar like vodka there and slap the bag wines the bag one

yeah and the biggest fear was an ra or campo which is campus police. Yeah, I was the RA. Okay, do you remember we were at Seminole Nation, right? We were in Nation, and we were at the first floor. Right? We were in the first floor of the dorms. Like where they played tennis and stuff? Yeah, but we were in a room. I forgot whose room it was. We were in somebody's room down on the first floor.

I don't remember why we were there. It was one of those nights where we were hopping around. Oh, okay. It's like different things. And we ended up there, and everybody ended up there, like all the athletes. And we were all drinking in there. Was I there so and we ended up there and everybody ended up there like all the athletes and we were all drinking in there was i there yes you were there such a small room yeah it was and it's hot nasty we were gross back then do y'all remember that and there was a window in there i distinctly remember a window and it was like 1 a.m and we were drinking and i was gone blasted do y'all remember when campus police like flashed their light

into that window and everybody was like, Campo! Campo! And everybody ran into the bathroom to hide. I remember running

into a bathroom to hide, but the one I... That was up in Rosler. The one I remember was Rosler. There was multiple times. That happened multiple times. The one I remember

was Rosler. I don't remember the simulation. I don't either. So me and Davion, we hid in the bathtub. That was up at Rosler. No, I promise you. Yes, it was.

Oh, it might have been. It was up at Rosler. The one at Rosler was crazy. Okay, and so you remember, and I embarrassed myself. I might have told this story before, but I embarrassed myself. I know exactly what you're, yes. Because I started dumping the alcohol in the sink, and the cop came in. Was it the same night that what-his-name came with it? Everyone was like, what the fuck? It might have been. the alcohol in this sink and the cop came in.

Was it the same night that what his name came with? Everyone was like, what the fuck? It might have been. Yeah, we had a huge tennis coach and he literally walked in like this. And his phone was on his stomach and he was just recording everybody.

Yeah, and so I don't know why I decided to do that. Oh, you're a narc. I was so anxious and like, it wasn't me. Yeah. He was dumping the vodka.

And so all you could hear was click, click, click and everybody was trying to be quiet and like pretend they're sleeping and me yeah it's all you can hear is click click click and everybody's trying to be quiet and like pretend they're sleeping the lights are off or whatever we were doing and i was in the bathroom pouring alcohol and he was like what are you doing man oh my god what is y'all do y'all remember like a crazy story from back then y'all didn't stop you davion was just laying in the tub giggling like he's like making his damn dude a crazy story from seminal i would have to say that there was one night where cameron was always our driver like he was you're always dd in college always wanted to go to taco bell yeah so we all for some oh my god i remember that night

we were in a phase where we like to twerk in everywhere and for some reason we were in the taco bell driving through me and the seminal state basketball reason, we were in the Taco Bell driving through, me and the Seminole State basketball team, and we got on top of Rhonda's hood and started twerking. Yeah, y'all got on top of Cam's car

and started twerking in the driveway. Free Taco Bell! Free Taco Bell! And a young girl was so short that she was actually standing in my passenger seat

twerking in the car without her head hitting the top. Not gonna say that. You know who it was? You know who it was? She had a motor. She had endurance out the ass.

Very small human being. Six songs deep. She's just pop, pop, pop. I would say that because we were literally three cars deep at Taco Bell. It was twins car,

twins car, my car and I don't know who was behind me and everyone just popped out and I was blaring something in Rhonda and everyone was just climbing on her hood... Just ratchet times.

Ratchet times. College was insane. College was an insane time. All right, is that good? Do you all want to say anything? You want to bring up something or anything? All right, you know how you quizzed me earlier about a best friend and seeing if I know you?

Yes. I want to see, does my best friend or my wife know me better? 100% I know him better. Oh, you're a liar. You're a liar we we met him at the same time around you have a year on me but i'm with him 24 7 i know his good spots inside and out i know i'm inside too oh my god we're about to see all right here we go enough of this okay sorry here we go i'm gonna get right into it kiss beso bes Singular uno beso. You get a kiss with tongue, I get a kiss on the cheek.

Please with tongue. Please. No. All right. We're going to start simple. Here we go. We're going to get a little greasy with the cooking. I like grease.

When we do this, do we just sporadically say the answer? How do we do it? How do you want to format it? I ask the question, and then I go three, two, one. You both say it, so neither one of you can cheat. No, no, no, no, no. No, she gets a question, I get a question. Isn't that what we did on Patreon?

No, we had to answer the same one. Patreon's at the same time. Yep. Okay. Because then it's like, if you hear hers... Cool, cool, yeah, okay, okay. Okay, we're going to start easy. Okay.

What type of music do I like best? Rap. Rules out the window. Wife doesn't listen to instructions. Hey, Cam, point Payton, I listen to you. You're getting close to that cheek kiss. There you go. Damn it.

Wife doesn't listen. Okay. What's my favorite color? Three, two, one. Blue. Okay. Okay, y'all are on. I wanted more.

Here we go. Oh, my my god another simple one okay growing up what was my favorite subject in school math three point pain again there we go oh closer to that anytime she breaks rules it's more of like i'm like antsy. You take too long to say three, two, one. And you asked these already on Patreon. Just think of some cool. You don't have to get them off there. Think of your life. Yeah. Why are you looking? Here we go. Which am I?

Pancakes or waffles? Three, two, one. Pancakes. Waffles. Correct answer is waffles. Yeah. You're a liar. That is a lie. That is not a lie. You don't answer is waffles. Yeah! You're a liar! That is a lie!

That is not a lie. You don't ever order waffles at a restaurant. I would never scream at you like that. You're lying! I'm not lying. I would never scream at you like that. Cameron! I don't order waffles at restaurants.

When was the last time I bought frozen pancakes for the house? Yep. He loves it. He's an eggo guy. Eggo my eggo. I always have waffles at the crib. No one buys frozen pancakes! Exactly! I'm a waffle guy. I go my eggo. I always have waffles at the crib. No one buys frozen pancakes.

Exactly, I'm a waffle guy. That's a waffle. Wow, okay, okay. And he likes them with butter. No, he doesn't. You don't even know. You don't even know. You don't even know.

I know about the waffles. That wasn't... All right, what's my favorite type of pizza? Three, two, one. Pepperoni. Meat lovers. Pepperoni's the right answer. God damn it! You love meat.

I do. I love a lot of meat. I love your meat. Thank you. But yes, pepperoni, 100%. What's the score? I'm thinking it's like 2-2 right now. It's pretty locked up.

If we take her... If we take the... DQs? The faulty points, yeah, it's like 4-2. Okay. Okay? Give us some intricate things. What is my favorite candy?

Three, two, one. Swedish Fish. That's not a candy. Reese's Pieces? It's not a candy. Reese's Pieces is a candy for sure. No, no, no, that's a snack. Reese's Pieces.

A candy is like, you got sugar on it. That's chocolate. It's chocolate. Reese's Pieces. A candy is like, you got sugar on it. That's chocolate. It's chocolate. Reese's Pieces is chocolate. That's a dessert more than a candy. That's literally in the candy aisle. Candy when you buy candy from a movie theater. Reese's Pieces is literally there.

Candy. What? Are M&M's candy? He doesn't know what Reese's Pieces are. Yeah, you're thinking of a weird... Reese's Pieces is the peanut butter cup. No. That's a Reese's.

That's a Reese's cup. Reese's Pieces are like the M&M's, but they're peanut butter chocolate. No, mother... The Reese's. That's a Reese's cup. Reese's Pieces are like the M&M's, but they're peanut butter chocolate. No, mother f***er. The Reese's Pieces are the cups with you pretty long. Reese's Pieces. That is a Reese's.

Pieces. They're little pieces. Reese's Pieces. Butter cup. You f*** with me, I f*** you up. What? What?

Wait, the Reese's Pieces? Yours is criminally wrong, and you said the right answer on the second one, so still no point awarded. Okay, so it's peanut butter M&M's. right answer on the second one, so still no point awarded. Okay, so it's peanut butter M&M's. Peanut butter M&M's. For a bonus point, what's my favorite gummy candy?

Okay. Sour Patch Watermelons. I was going to say Sour Patch Kids. No, he likes Watermelons. You're both in the same ballpark, but Watermelons for sure. That doesn't count, though. That's not a question on the board. Okay, here we go.

Give us some deep. All right. What is my jean size? Okay. Three, two, one. 34, 36. 36, 34. Correct answer, Olivia, 34, 36.

Yes! Damn it. Y'all both know about taking them jeans off. Hello. Good morning. Next question. What? Oh, give me that kiss.

Oh, I like it. Next question. What? This is criminal. This is criminating. Okay. What was the name of my first crush? Three, two, one.

Aaron? Aaron? Nala with a... I was talking about human beings. Oh. Golly. Is my name out to be bleeped? No, that was probably my first-

Oh, I do know this. And it was like Aaron or something, wasn't it? You already just said that. You just said that. Are you having a stroke? You just said that. Are you smelling toast? You just said that.

Like eight seconds ago. You just said that oh my God. He's holding his heart Oh my God. No you're having a stroke. Okay. Her name was Caitlin That's different from what I think of you Thought it was gonna be like deja or something Yeah, all right here. We go. What is my love language? Three, two, one, go. Physical touch. Correct. Correct.

We both take really good care of you. Both get a point in that. What was my smallest tenured job I ever had? Okay. Three, two, one, go. Hibbit sports. Hibbit sports. Let's go!

Say that question again. The smallest tenured job. What job did I work at for the least amount of time? Oh, the least amount. Man, you're using big words this year. Why didn't you just say, what is the job I had that I wasn't at the longest? What's the score? What is Tinder? Like, your time there.

So stupid. That is so stupid. You should have used correct vocabulary how what is the score uh what is the score well payton's winning okay well we don't even know the score because just so much has happened let's go we're gonna go to five payton's up well i'm gonna have it on the on the on the clip i'm gonna know okay uh then you're up four-1, 4-2. Okay, no, it's probably because she got three right in a row. No, I didn't. You got the candy.

No, if y'all both get them right, it doesn't count. Oh, okay. She got candy and... I didn't even get candy. I don't know. Yeah, regardless. Okay. Say, damn, what is the score?

Yeah, because I say we got to have a finale. Okay, we'll call the score 4-2. We'll call it that, but we don't know what it actually is because... Three one? So four two. To who? You. Oh, okay, cool.

Four to two. We're going to five. All right, here we go. Can't let them win. Okay, lock and live. Ooh. Comeback queen. In what car did i learn to drive

three two one mike's car your dad's car that is close but i'm not awarding it a point why because it's very close but i'm not i technically learned to drive in steven's mom's car little Camry okay who is my favorite anime character of all time oh okay here you go countdown I don't know his name but I we go. Here we go. Damn. All right. Here we go. All right. I got to get a good one. Got to get a good one.

If I get the next one right, I'm winning. No. We're going to five? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. She said no. You go yes. All right.

What? Good morning. What? What is my favorite ice cream flavor? Three, two, one. Rocky Road. Chocolate chip cookie dough. Eh. Eh. Both wrong. Cookie two-step. Bluebell. What is that? What is a cookie two-step? It's so good. Cookie two-step. Cookie two-step. Cookie two-step is a chocolate chip cookie dough mixed with cookies and cream. Cookie two-step sounds like a dance in 2005.

Exactly. It's fantastic. They sell that at, like, Walmart. Yeah, who are you? You can't just buy that off the shelf. Sorry, you got nasty tongue syndrome. Like, who would do Cookie Two Step? You think you're supposed to be like, oh, I'm going to get you all this time.

Yeah, my name's Cam. I don't eat regular shit because I'm a Slavic baby from the mountains. All right, both of y'all can hop off. Yeah, that's my favorite damn ice cream. I asked the question, and that's what it is. All right. Give us a good one. All right, both of y'all can hop off. That's my favorite damn ice cream. I asked the question, and that's what it is. All right. Give us a good one. All right, so you don't know me as good as you think you did.

That shit doesn't exist. You can't buy it. You got to go to a flea market to buy that shit. Around two years ago, what was a quirky item that I slightly collected? Three, two, one. Funko Pops. Yes! Three, four!

I'm coming. Because she was like, the only reason she knows that is I forgot I'm married to a six-year-old. I gotta get him toys. I hated that shit. The only reason I know that is because that shit is ugly. I don't like those. I'm 26. I gotta get him toys. I hated that shit. The only reason why I know that is because that shit is ugly. I don't like those. Cam was like, I'm 26.

I want toys. I'm gonna light up all my Funko Pops on the shelf. I got you a Funko Pop for your bachelor party. Why did I know that? Exactly. Samming. Rotten asshole. Okay. Sorry. Alright, Payton. Alright, what's the score? 4-3. You just kicked over your Red Bull. Sorry. 4-3. Here we sorry four to three here we go okay here we go

in my younger years when i was growing up who was my celebrity crush hold on just don't say three two one yeah let's think uh in my younger years when i was growing up who was my celebrity crush i know who it was but i can't think of her name hold on i gotta think of her she's in nope just wait i can. Hold on. Let me think for a little bit. If you can pinpoint her without saying the name I'll probably award the point as long as the other person doesn't do the same. Is this a game point for both of us? No. It's 4-3. It's your game point.

Younger years celebrity crush. 3, 2, 1. The Girl From Pitch Perfect. Queen Latifah. Oh my god. No. No. It was Ashley Tisdale. You?

Yes. What happened? I liked Ashley Tisdale a lot. I was obsessed with her. I thought it was Queen Latifah. You had a... You just make up stuff. You are making this up right now.

How am I making it up? You can't tell me my life. Wait, time out. Wait, time out. You were spicy for Queen Latifah for a little bit. I liked a lot of them. Because that one movie when she... You liked that movie.

You remember that movie. She's been topless in the movie? Oh, my God. Why haven't I seen it? Oh, my God. That was one of the best movies I've ever seen. Was it a good scene? Yeah.

That scene got me through some questions I had. I need to go watch that movie. You were spicy for Queen Latifah, no? 100%. I need to go watch that movie. Wow. I need to win. He's lying. I'm not lying. Yeah. Ashley watch that movie. Wow. I need a win. He's lying.

I'm not lying. Ashley Tisdale's crazy. I'm not lying. You had a thing for bop it to the top? Okay, here we go. You saw her climb up that ladder and you're like, ooh, Ashley. Every year at Thanksgiving, what is my favorite dessert? Three, two,

one. Apple pie. And the winner with the answer of apple pie. Yes! Let's go! You don't even like apple pie. What? Get away from me. No, that's not.

I'm sorry, babe. You just got to think about it. Why are you getting mad at me? that's not I'm sorry babe you just gotta think about it it's literally why are you getting mad at me it's literally apple pie I'm sorry that's his thing you call me sloth

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