You Should Know Podcast - SHAVING MY BEST FRIENDS BODY! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: December 11, 2023

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No, we're fresh back from L.A. Hey, everybody, welcome back to The You Should Know Podcast, episode 90, round of applause. Please. Thank you. Thank you. Sing my praises. Sing my praises. Sing them. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 90. We are fresh back from L.A. to you, but in real time. I'm not like Cam. I'm not going to lie to you. We haven't been to L.A. yet. The live show hasn't happened. We're pre-recording this. So not this episode will you get a recap of the L.A. show.

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co-host Cam back in the studio. Oh, God. Don't say nothing. Voice check. Voice check. Are you healthy?

I think I'm healthy. I'm more healthy at least. Oh, let's go. We got him back. I'm more healthy at least. We got him back. Cam. Voice is back. Hopefully. Cam, I'm not going to lie.

Forever. You look like real good right now. Thank you. Normally, sometimes I gag a little bit in my throat whenever I look at you. Little gaggle, sussle reflexes. What was that second word? Sussle. Spell it.

Sounds like Cecil, an old Western name. I've met a Cecil. He was very wise, and he carried yarn in his mouth. That's not real. I'm telling you something. You're not telling truth. What was I going to say? I was complimenting you.

Don't do my hips ever again. Oh, those are your cheeks. Oh, okay. Not those cheeks. That would be like. Just a couple haunches to grabunts you got a good haunch just a you have like you know in the football and the laces when you throw a football and you get grip on the fingers that's what you got on your on your haunch

but what i was gonna say to you is you look good thanks you look like clay clay who like the the material like not the person. Like porcelain? Yeah, like you look like... Like clay. I look like clay. You know who you do look like though? Who? JFK before he got shot.

Obviously not after. That would be a bad look. I'm so sorry. I've been to his museum. JFK's? Yeah, here in Dallas. I got to stand where the perpetrator was. Isn't that crazy? There's a lot of conspiracies on that.

There's a whole section in the museum about all the different conspiracies. Take a lick. You just picked your earwax in front of everyone. Yeah. You're now thumbing it and you offered me to lick it. Do you know how many... I was about to say, I would have sucked your finger dry for that. I would pay you so much money to suck my finger dry.

You can literally, if you, okay, these little bets you offer me, you know how much more compelling they'd be if it was right here in person? The cash? If you had $10, $100 bills sitting in front of me, said for $1,000, suck my finger dry, I'd give you a damn lollipop special. Oh my God. $1,000 cash, I'd bone dry, i'd take some skin with me okay live can you can you go on amazon finger a finger a finger on amazon and get fake money no no and get an atm

we could put it in here so i can have the card ready an atm who's gonna fund the atm do you think it comes funded how do atms work i want you to think about you just said you want her to buy an atm off amazon and you think it's magically filled with real cash. Is it kind of like how gas stations work? Like it's an underground tube. Like that goes to the banks. An underground tube? Where are you living?

I honestly don't know. Stuff like that I've always had a hard time with. Stuff that you just grew up around. I don't understand. You think we're in Looney Tunes land? Like gas stations and ATMs. Someone's like, and he goes. Yeah.

No. No, like you put in your card, and then that's why I'd ask you. Hey, ever heard of a Brinks truck? Can I explain my thought process, and then you speak after me? Go. Dumbass. Me? I'm a dumbass.

You think there's tubes under the city that transport cash? That's what you said for the gas station. And I didn't believe it either. You said there is magical leprechaun oil under the ground. I said there's big reservoir tanks. You don't even know how to talk. And you don't know how life works. I miss when you didn't have a voice. I guess we're a podcast of a bunch of idiots.

I'm smarter than you. Absolutely not. Who has more certificates of appreciation from college? Who has more certificates from college? Okay, me. Me. No, you paid for yours. No, I didn't.

Yeah. No, I didn't. Yeah, you did. No, I did not. Okay, if I stay at a job for 100 years, yeah, I'll have more certificates. I was more successful

in a shorter time. I was like Tupac. Absolutely not. I was Tupac. How many years did you go to school? Two. College? Yeah.

Two. Four. Oh, that's even worse. That's even better. Okay. Four. How many degrees do you have? How many degrees do you have?

Answer. Four. How many degrees do you have? It's not my fault. Okay. It's not my fault. It's because they didn't transfer because college is a scam. Let me tell you something, kids.

College is a scam. They don't transfer your credits over to different schools because that school wants your money. Facts. It's the same class. It's a sad, sad world. Drop out. Join them army. I don't know about that.

What was I going to say to you? Oh, this is what I thought about ATMs, right? And I'm genuine. Genuine. Calm down, JFK. Sorry. This is what I was going to say to you. I thought ATMs, right?

They put the machine there, and then it funnels to the bank, and they have to get the money from the bank to go up under the thing. Like how gas works. That's not how gas works. I thought we had a whole thing. Big tanker trucks under the thing. Like how gas works. That's not how gas works. I thought we had a whole thing. Big tanker trucks bring the gas. Yeah, but... So you're still missing that.

Someone has to bring the money to fill it. No. The two. You know how like whenever you deposit a check at Chase? Yeah, and it goes... Yeah. Yeah. And you do that to me sometimes too.

What animal did you think I would resemble the most? Meerkat. That's cute. No. They're naked, long bodies, creepy looking. Meerkats are cute. Have you seen, what's the animal? Zaboomafoo.

What's the movie about the penguins? Happy Feet No in the zoo And there's a lion And a giraffe Oh Madagascar Madagascar The meerkats are cute

Yeah Okay so you're A cute little naked Maybe naked mole rat Maybe a Rufus You resemble Rufus Way more than I do Is it Remus or Rufus

Rufus You resemble Do do do do Stick of gum Where did you get that from You never have gum No I think There's some things That have been happening You were a stick of gum? Where did you get that from? You never have gum. No, I think there's some things that have been happening.

Have you ever been around an old person that smokes cigarettes their whole life? And then you smell their gums? Oh. And it smells like a WD-40? Yeah, it literally smells like a garage door. I opened my mouth this morning and I was like, I smell like garden hose. Yeah. door i opened my mouth this morning and i was like i smell like garden hose yeah i smell i i smell like like pre like the land before time before the meteor hit like you know what i mean that's what i smell like just manure no that oh my god oh my god when they really smoke in the

holes there and they're like i used to smoke when i was oh yeah it's sad though oh i mean yes but it's like they smoked a pack a day for 45 years. Yeah, but what do you think is going to happen? Want some pez? Want some pez? That might be the most evil thing you've ever done on this show. It's your family, guy. I didn't think about that.

Want some pez? Ah. Oh, speaking of manure. I did not like how you just said that. Say that again? Manure. I did not like that. What?

Manure. Manure. Manure. You sound like French. This is the... Manure. I went to... So, my grandma and grandpa had a barn at their house.

I don't know why that was funny. Why are you saying all these words like that? Barn. Be normal. Barn. Barn. Huh? Barn.

Barn. There you go. You're creeping me out right now. I don't know why. I just French inhaled. I just French inhaled. Oh my God. I'm keeping this. I just French inhaled I just French inhaled Oh my god I'm keeping this I just French inhaled a burp

That was kind of crazy My grandma and my grandpa had a barn Right? I don't know why that's so funny I'm sorry I don't know It's just barn Who says barn?

But go No I know It's a real thing What the hell What I call it The animal house? No it's a real thing No, no it's good barn wait it was they have um they had horses Okay, you got dead horses right and the horses poop

But if you leave a horse's poop out from baby an hour it comes to like it coats and hardness Yeah, have you ever held it like a cow patty or what's it called? I don't know front It's not the point cow pie so me and my brother and my dad would go out to the barn right and we would have poop fights with cow with horse shit yeah yeah i hit my dad right here one time and then i remember one day i was i was going behind baby baby is one of the horses oldest one i don't know how it's not dead yet it oh you're still here but um but so i remember i went right behind her tail right and she just shit and i looked at it right and i picked it up and i had uh i had gardening gloves on because my grandma loved the garden rest in peace did she like the garden i've never seen her have a garden but there was definitely gardening gloves

with probably shit grabbing gloves yeah and so i would i grabbed it hooves and it had grass in it and i was just like and then my grand did not no no i didn't thank god i would have but miriam stopped me how was your week bubba you are on edge right now you're on something you want to know why is your grandma's government named Miriam? Yeah. That is amazing. Miriam Gertrude Harden. I love that. That's good. Wait. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

Yeah, her mom's name is Gertrude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. German. My week was good. We got back from L.A., but... No, we didn't. Damn it. You're such a liar, bro.

I love that we exposed this. We broke in the fourth wall. We're leaving for L.A. tomorrow. Yes. We had in the fourth wall. We're leaving for LA tomorrow. We had to pre-record. Our week was actually really hectic. It was actually ass. It was actually awful, yeah. Recording last week's episode was It was the worst thing ever.

Y'all heard it. My voice was dog shit. Without getting too much into it, we recorded things happen, technical difficulties. We recorded two episodes. Yeah, pretty much. It was crazy. The week was crazy.

We got you finally moved in, though. How do you like your new spot, Bubba? It's good. I'm very grateful and I'm blessed for that house. It's crazy. What about the help you had setting it up? Not much. Other than Mike.

Shout out to Mike. And that's it. Lisa helped too. Wow. Wow. Shout out to Mike. And that's it. Lisa helped too. Wow. Shout out to Mike and Lisa. Lisa had a, she was great with the level. The level. She's a fantastic level.

It's not level, Mike. Mike, is that level? Mike, is that level? My dad's like, shut up. She's like, I don't think that's level, honey. She would be quiet for like three hours. She'd fall asleep in there. She'd wake up and she'd be like, level?

Is that level? she would be quiet for like three hours she'd fall asleep and she'd be like level so um but um but why i'm acting like this is because i found i feel like a newborn baby like i've just exited the labia and not where you exit from what not where you exit the cervix there is a there's it's a Hey, where do you come out? The labia? No, the labia is the lips. She doesn't have a kid. The cervix. Don't, you're saying that. Vagina.

I know, that's the vagina. You pop out the old. You want me to keep it? So, no. So, I feel like, I feel like right here, right, I just came out, right? I came out foot first. Uh-huh. No, you definitely were an ass backwards, baby.

You definitely came out asshole to the earth before your head. You literally came out. Your mom's sitting there, ah, and they just said, ah. And you just came. That's how you came out. You came out pulling me out like this. Just. The You Should Know Podcast.

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I'm going to mute it. I'm going to mute it. But no, I feel like a newborn baby, right? That I still got afterbirth on me. Where is this? What the hell are you saying? They haven't wiped me with a towel yet. Why? Why are you feeling like this? That's hell are you saying? They haven't wiped me with a towel yet. Why?

Why are you feeling like this? That's because I went to the gym. You did? Shout out to Ryan. Shout out to Cam. Shout out to Liv. Peyton went to the gym today. Liv went to her own gym.

Yeah, Liv's doing her own thing. The three of us, three amigos, we went to the gym today. Peyton's first official gym session about 800 days. Oh my god. Can you f***ing tell? Get... You're gonna have a hernia. I heard that in your voice. You said

You kinda liked it, you sick freak. God, your nipples. I saw a comment. Did you read that comment? About what? They said I got big nipples. You don't have big nipples. I have big nips.

I think you said. No. You shaved your chest? Yeah. Why is that so funny? Oh. Oh. Oh. No.

Please. Can't win. Can't win. Look how gross my armpit looks. It's gone. Look how gross my armpit hair looks. Yeah, my shit's pretty wet. Yeah.

Mine's pretty dark, though. Holy. Dude. That's pretty dark, though. Holy shit. Dude, you look like a lunch lady. I look like a lunch lady? No, but as you can tell, I went to the gym. How did I do? Honest review. I was about to say something very bad.

You did good. Honest to God review. He did really good. Form on lateral raises. Maybe one or two more sessions, he'll have that down to his teeth. I have a bubble gum shoulder. He claims he has a click in the whole rotator cuff. But everything was good.

He did good, right? He did solid. His weight was solid. I mean, people clown him, but it's like, bro is an ex-collegiate athlete at the end of the day. He has some genes to him. He has some genetic. Be careful. He has some good genes as well. But, yeah, I mean, he's a he has some genes to him he has some genetic be careful he has some good genes as well but yeah i mean he's kids an athlete he's just been dormant for the last four years yeah but

yeah it was good how do you feel i heard you say i haven't felt a dopamine hit like this in years when we were lifting today explain that how'd you feel how'd you feel when we left um i felt good where are you right now? Where are you? I was thinking about something that happened at the gym. What happened? I can't stand on the camera. But one of the things I felt after the gym, I couldn't, I was literally drinking water like this. I opened up my water.

We didn't shoulders and arms. Yeah. And so I was like, oh, I can just drink water like a human. I literally couldn't move my arm past this. So I was drinking water like I was. Gotta cut that out. Gotta cut that out. CJ, hello.

Like I was in need of, like I couldn't do it. Like I cut half my arm off. I couldn't do it. That's good, though. But it felt good. Like I genuinely haven't felt that dopamine rush in a minute. And I have energy throughout the day. There you go. And I'm hungry. And maybe that's why you're. But it felt good. Like, I genuinely haven't felt that dopamine rush in a minute, and I have energy throughout the day. There you go.

And I'm hungry. And maybe that's why you're going psychotic right now. Just psycho. One of the reasons. I'm not going to lie. I thought about this earlier. What the hell is a pinata? Like, at its core, if you think about it.

What the hell is a pinata? Like, what's it used for? Why are we beating the shit out of a hedgehog that has candy on the inside? That we stuffed it with candy? I think it's a cultural thing. I do understand what you're saying, but can somebody look up where P.O.D. is coming from? It's like we love Pikachu.

Let's decapitate him with a broomstick and he's going to bleed Butterfingers. And the worst one is when it's like Little Disney Princesses and 30-year-olds are beating the shit out of him. It's like Mulan and you're princesses. Yeah. 30-year-olds are beating the shit out of me. It's like Mulan and you're just like, wham, wham. I saw you do the, what's that movie with the princess and the frog?

Princess and the frog. I saw you. It was like your 21st birthday and you're like, I really want to beat that one. You are such a liar. Look at you. Clothed yourself. You're right um you don't look bad though that sounded a bit suggestive i was trying to boost your confidence payton got a haircut just leave it in the comments looks fantastic kid looks good do you remember high school there's a stain on

your shirt there's always stains on my shirt literally whenever we're moving in cam goes everything you own is yeah we were unbought we were unboxing his clothes right he had to put clothes in boxes and i literally was going through each piece putting on the hanger i'm like i just stay on the shoulder staying on the back hell just staying on these jeans i was like dog what do you do yeah um oh my god word for word he went like this he said he actually didn't speak i said how do you have stains on everything he goes i'm like you you cleanse your hands with your jeans and shirt. Anyway, high school. High school.

Do you remember high school, right? I do. Good times. Bad times, but good times. Good times. Good times. Good times. Well, some hard times, but mainly good, though.

Mainly good, yeah. For us. Yes. Well, so do you remember right i i was one of those kids in high school that could go with any friend group right i was i i was friends with the jocks i was friends with the gamers i was friends with the gays i was friends with the uh with the the musical kids dude i think that's how i i know we were destined to do i'm the i was the exact same kid in high school but i don't think you were no you can literally ask that guy right

here well okay were you friends with the tail people that would go like this to lunch those are my that's probably the one group i wasn't okay that was my group nerds singers musicians theater kids band kids athletes ex-athletes jocks low totem pole special ed like every group there was probably except the Ha Shogun Hai and then they had the tail

they had the tail and then they would yeah not those and they decided they never ate in the lunchroom they ate by a vending machine sitting down on the ground like those are my people

and I would go up to them I'd be like what up T what up T and they'd be like Peyton like that Peyton. Like that.

They're like, dude, Pete. Peyton, love and peace to you, Wolf. And I'd be like, love and peace to you, Shadow Fangs. And so I remember one of the things I did with them, and it was our bonding experience, how they knew I was good with them, is they always had yarn necklaces, right? And they would have monster drinks they would drink monsters all day every day i couldn't do that because my mom wouldn't allow me to good mom but when i got them i would always i would get their caps right and they would always make necklaces out of their

monster caps and i remember the first time of respect i had with them it was like i got initiated into their tribe is they gave me a a monster necklace cap i wore it to bed and i woke up and my whole neck was bleeding and i had blood on my chest that's my story you took that thing was probably cursed like actually they probably put a curse on that no those are my friends yarn monster they're 15 drinking monsters first off what are you doing it's like you have enough natural energy. You are, you can definitely make it through a day. They're putting it on a, on a piece of yarn.

Like it's a tribal necklace. Like it's bones from their fallen enemies. And then they gift it to you to initiate you into their clan and their tribe. What are you doing? I saw you leveling up right there. That was a weird swallow. I didn't like that. I can't swallow anymore regularly.

Why? You hear me? No, I'm not hearing you. I can't swallow without swishing. Why? It's cold on my teeth. You've always had some weak-ass teeth. I don't go to the...

Bitch teeth, as some would say. I don't go to the dentist. Bro, okay, back to high school real quick. Not the wolf kids, necessarily. Not the full full moon kids did you ever have crazy substitutes do you have a weird substitute story any anything of that nature oh my god weird substitute teacher i'll tell you one first and then it maybe jogs you when we were in high school we had a sub i'm not gonna say his name for that reasons but uh he subbed us all the way from like fourth grade to high school like this one man he's probably retired.

He was older. Okay. One of those. Those are always the best. Yeah. They're always super nice. You knew them. When we were younger, he had like a party trick.

Like, Hey, if y'all are good, I'll give you the Donald Duck noise at the end of class. Like what? Huh? I swear to God. I swear to God. If y'all be good now. All right. You little boys and girls. If y'all good and you don't touch each other or you don't god if y'all be good now all right you little boys and girls

if y'all good and you don't touch each other or uh you don't if y'all are good in class okay i'll give you some looney tunes at the end i swear to god how old are you dude it was like fourth grade like 10 okay so sick that's awesome so and that but that okay god that's the point though we had to be good for a whole day. Fourth grade, you're not switching classes. Whole day, we get a prize. Cool. So this man is in the district until we're like 16 years old. You're driving a car now. You're in a Corolla.

Dude, I'm literally driving to school, and I'm in physics, and he's subbing. And he's like, you're all good by the end of the class. He said, I'll do the old Donald Duck for you. No, he did not. I swear to God. And it got to to the point people wouldn't even acknowledge him like people would just be like all right all right bro's back we're gonna get some at the end of the class and i and literally he i know i swear to god like when we were in high school we're 16 it's like someone could just bomb their algebra test,

and they come in, and this guy's like, trying to do noises and shit, and we're like, shut up. God bless that man. Dude, good sub. But anyway, it sounded like a marble just fell out of your asshole and hit a tile floor. It literally went,

that was a disgusting part. How far do you think you could go? Excuse me? On what? That is... I don't know why, but that is an invasive question. How far do I think I can...

Do you have metal in your mouth? What is that? What is that in the back? In the back corner of your mouth. Open your mouth. Look that way. Your tongue is huge. But no, what? Oh my God,

it was spit. It looked like metal. I thought you had a metal bracket in the back of your mouth. I was about to flame. Oh my God. Cause I'd never seen it. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. You're close your mouth. Anyway, back to the, I'm not even going to say... Anyway, that's the sub. One day, one of my friends is so pissed that this same duck-making noise guy is back again. He leaves to go to the bathroom,

comes back. In the span of about two to three minutes, this man goes to use the bathroom before he subs us. My friend closes all applications on his laptop, closes the laptop, turns off all the lights, turns on all the sinks in the science lab flips his dr pepper upside down loosens his chair and pulls it out of spot

this man come back sits in the chair it snaps under him goes up tries to grab his drink fizzes up and i was like he deserves jail like this kid deserves imprisonment that's i hate when people are mean to teachers i hate it bro oh speaking of being mean to teachers this isn't my story but it's a guy named steve zaragoza i was told this story about and or i heard the story from and basically he went to a catholic school right okay and there was like a i vaguely remember the story but it was like a new teacher uh or something it was like the first day of school was like a new teacher and uh or something like that or they didn't like the teacher whatever and so the kids band together and like she would always have this this coffee mug right and she would have her coffee in the morning and put it on her desk she um leaves to go outside the classroom the hallway to go do something okay

kids go to her um her coffee mug you know the lead in the pencils they broke it off put that in there they emptied out uh perfume in there they added like two or three more things like that right so she's in the classroom right she's doing her thing she takes her first sip of uh of the coffee she goes and she starts dying and they had to epi pin her i believe or they took her to the hospital or something and i don't know if that kid got expelled or went to jail but he was a kid kid that kid had better went to damn jail. Like jail jail. Yeah.

Are you dead serious? Dead serious. Dead serious. Bro. Kids like that suck. If I, I'm not gonna lie, me being a young teacher,

like imagine that happened to me last year. I would have hit, I would have spazzed and hit a kid and my life would have been over. But you're only like eight years older than those kids. Exactly. So like that, I would feel fine punching the shit out of one of them. I would have punched one right and hit a kid and my life would have been over. But you're only like eight years older than those kids, right? Exactly. So I would feel fine punching the shit out of one of them. I would have punched one right in their teeth if I realized you poisoned my drink.

Let me say something. Some of you kids at his old school are annoying as shit. God damn, bro. Like, I get it. But leave me the hell alone. If I'm standing, I'm going to cut this out, but I had to get that out. You're going to cut all that out? I don't know.

Should I? Just leave some of it. Okay. Okay. Well, I had to cut out the full story, but you know who you are, kid. Leave me. Stop touching me so much. Or I'm never coming back.

This week was something happened to me that was crazy, right? So, you know we've both been sick. Yeah. Under the weather. It's not fun. My immune system is better than yours. No, it's not. There ain't nothing little on me.

Name something that's little on me. Is it my tongue? No. Fat ass tongue. My legs? Your brain. Really? Legs are long.

Legs are long. Feet? Feet's long. Oh, but. Oh, really? But, so so i went so i moved right and so i'm i'm i'm trying to get accustomed to my new surroundings of where everything's at i used to have a ritual at my old place there was a target right across the street and so i'd always go to that target they knew me by name there hey payton you know what i mean but he kisses me they blew me a lot of things hello good morning bright and early coffee's ready they were very nice to me though they Hey, Peyton. You know what I mean? Peyton Blake kisses me. They blew me a lot of things. Hello. Good morning.

Bright and early. Coffee's ready. They were very nice to me, though. They were very nice. So, there's a new Target a little further now from where I live. There is. I go into the new Target. I'm like, first impressions are important to me.

Very. You're going to be spending a lot of time this time. Yeah. I already don't like the layout too much. It gives me anxiety. It's weird. It's dark. I don't like it. I think Target should be bright.

Your Target that you shopped at? Are you nuts? It was worse. The Target that's by my place now, it's wood floors. Where are we? At a lobby, bro? We're at Target. Put some tile on the shit.

Okay, at least the Target that you're shopping at now doesn't have a theft every two hours. Oh, sorry. I couldn't afford to live in the bougie-ass neighborhood that you lived in your whole life. Sorry, I had to get it out the mud with Screaming Lady as my next-door neighbor. Anyway, God, I'm going to miss her. I should have said bye. But she would have been like, bye!

You're like, bye, Naked Screaming Lady. She's like, bye! You're going to hell. So I went into the new Target, and there's a starbucks in the target and i had a sore throat sore throat syndrome medicine ball i had to get a medicine ball you're welcome for putting you on thank you so i i go and say excuse me lady over the counter first of all so beautiful so beautiful there you go and she had non-slip shoes on i was like hello that's that's my game she's engaged though i was like i could

give you a better life you're like hey tell your man he's not me i'm just kidding i'm just kidding she's beautiful and she deserves happiness with me so i said may i have a medicine ball please she goes yes i'm like okay i'm going and you know target ask you if you have a phone number skip the survey whatever it's saint jude and so i i'm i'm going to tap my card, and as I tap on my card, I hear a, I hear a, Ew, meow. What? I go, what the f***? You heard a what?

Going to tap on the card into your pen. Deep, deep. Ow. What the f*** is going on in the, I look over right There's a woman In the corner booth Of the Starbucks right A hoodie

And then a big black overcoat on Bandana wrapped around her face Not that cold outside Grey hair Hands are disgusting. Hands are dirty. God bless her. She's holding the coffee, right?

And there's about 18,000 pieces of paper on her table. And I said, what's going on? And then she has a bag. Just a Target bag. I look over at her she's throwing up in the target bag and then once she completes her round of vomit she meows so she's going every time i swear to god and she didn't smell good and so i'm ordering my medicine ball right and they're starting to cook it and i'm sitting in the corner and at this point different people

are starting to go up to order their drinks and it's this woman and her little daughter and they didn't hear the noise yet so i was sitting behind meow throw up lady vomit so it's me meow throw up lady and then the family so i'm be able to see this whole interaction you're just sitting there i saw the first level of vomit right the little girl is like she literally the little girl goes to like where the cantaloupe is to wait for her drink i just had to put that out there i found a new scream lady that meows and throws up she's half cat dude i don't Okay. I don't know what this vomit, like vomiting in public places is a new thing. Yeah. Two weeks ago when we went

to Ikea, I told you the second I came out, I literally went to Ikea. You're going to think I'm disgusting. Had to drop a deuce. It had to happen. You don't shit at home. I was in public. If I have to poop, I'm going to poop. So we go to Ikea. We're at the very end. I go in there and I'm pooping and I literally it's just me because we were early okay or no it wasn't you it was my parents it wasn't you it was you live but anyway we go in there i'm pooping and i literally hear the door open the guy goes oh shit he comes up into the salt the stall next to me and i hear and he's vomiting. It was like 1030 in the morning.

Can we talk about our differences in throw up? About you and me? Yeah. Okay. Because we're real phlegmy, right? You're a sick freak. We've been real phlegmy or whenever you drink. You're a bold bastard.

If I'm feeling phlegmy and gross and I just know that it's like it's making me gag i'll 21 jump street myself i'll just i i open my tongue and i place it here and i slide it back and it just opens it up and even if i don't throw up it just has to dry heave like i'm a small kitty cat because you know my back i can get it there yeah you can and so i'll do that and then i immediately feel better cleared out i will feel bad sick and nauseous for four hours before i 21 myself and vomit i can't do that didn't you stick your fingers in my mouth one time no no no podcast didn't you do that no i did not do that stop that at hannah's wedding i had to drive off no i had to drive you said no i can't be by that go no no whenever you carried me

in hannah's wedding party i didn't i didn't gag. No, no. Whenever you carried me in Hannah's wedding party, I didn't gag you. Who else carried me? Did you carry me? Oh, who carried me? It was me, but I didn't gag you. No, I was on two people. Probably Calvin. Calvin.

He didn't gag you. You put your fingers in my mouth. You gagged yourself. You think I literally went, like, come on. Come on. No, I'm not doing it. I just hit my head so hard with my ring. The You Should Know Podcast.

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Can we talk about a story that we told on Patreon? Actually, I don't want to say it about the sink. Go to Patreon if you want to see it. Episodes like title, Worst Drunk Stories. I have a question for you, though. Okay. Speaking about bodily fluids, what kind of poop do you have?

Excuse me? What kind of poop do you have? Solid, very fair question. He's not helping your case of how you're not Dahmer. What? I might be a serial killer, but there's different kinds of... Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

Hallelujah! Hallelujah! What kind of poop do you have? Why do you want to know this, first of all? Because I've been having the worst kind of poop the last couple days. Oh, the worst is the cactus poop. What the hell is the cactus? Wait, y'all didn't have that? What is the so me and my brother we sharpen they stab yeah me and my brother

so it feels like at the end of it there's like little thorns when it's coming out oh it feels like you're gonna bleed out of your asshole i would just say it's a little sting oh no mine feels like it's like I live. Just your pants. But I was going to say. Your cheeks are out. What are you doing? I was going to say I've been having the marker the last couple days. What is it? Oh, when it goes like that on the thing?

No, where it just doesn't go away. Wait, it doesn't go away. You just wipe and there's shit. I hate those. I hate shit. I hate those. I hate those. I hate those. I'll go through a whole roll. Yeah, you wipe like that?

No, this kid, we've already, it's gone viral how nasty Cam's ass is. Because he doesn't check. You check, right? You check the paper. I don't look at everyone. You don't check the paper? I check the paper. Yeah, he doesn't check.

He guesses when he's done. His asshole is brown. I said I go like this. You don't check the paper? I check the paper. Yeah, he doesn't check. He guesses when he's done. His asshole is brown. I said I go like this. I'll go one. There's obviously shit on the first one. There's obviously shit. Y'all are freaks for checking the first piece. No, you don't check the first one, dumbass.

You check the last one and you're done. I already said that. I said I refuse. Y'all go like this. Oh, I do check the first one. I'm not lying. I check the first one. I'm not going to check every single one. Why? Y'all are disgusting. Because knowing do take the first one i'm not lying i do i check the first one i'm not gonna i take every single one why that y'all are disgusting you gotta say it

because it might be a one wiper you ever had a one wiper it just left your ass you've never had a one wiper gonna be turd on the first one that is an unnecessary check no when you have the cactus poop you have a one wiper a one wiper you ever done this and it's you have ghost paper and you're done if you have a one wiper that that means it's still going to be wiped, right? So there's no need to look at the first wipe. You wipe. That means you might be wasting toilet paper if you don't check that first one. Bro, all I'm saying, I can wipe.

But you're a liar. You said you don't look at all. No, y'all did not let me finish. It's viral. Check the thing. You did not let me finish. There's millions of people out there that know you have shit stain drawers. I don't have shit all. No, I didn't. Y'all did not let me finish. It's viral. Check the thing. You did not let me finish. There's millions of people out there that know you have shit-stained drawers. I don't have shit-stained.

My drawers are clean. No, I'm not gasping playing Da Vinci. I'm sitting here. I go, but I'm saying on the line. When I think, okay, there probably shouldn't be any poop left, that's when I'll give it a peek. If it's clean, I'm done. Do I guide it? I'm's clean, I'm done. Do I guide it?

I'm playing dig dug up there. I'm getting in there. Wait, so are you flat hand the whole time? This is a great question. You got to bump a knuckle once or twice. You got to bump a knuckle once or twice. Okay, that's an insane image. No, if you go flat hand, you're getting surface level.

You still got a dirty canyon. How many times have you gotten an oil change? You got to bump a knuckle. You got to bump a knuckle. How many times have you gotten an oil change? Honest to God. Honest to God. Honest to God.

My finger has never popped through. Oh, you've never been wiping, and then it's a little hard to get it back. Okay, if my asshole's playing tug of war with my finger then no i i need to i need to go olivia wait hold on we gotta ask it didn't pick up okay are you a folder or crumple upper from ryan i am a folder i'm y'all know me to the you have to fold i am ocd i'll bank fold bam olivia shit you not will literally go like this. That's what Olivia does.

Why do you make her look like that? She's like. You do look like. Oh. Oh. She said it. She said it. Oh, okay.

No, but for. You got to bump a knuckle. If you're going said it, she said it. Oh, uh, okay. No, but for sh- you gotta bump a knuckle. If you're- if you're going flat hand, you're lying. You gotta guide. But, you're- you're- what the hell was that? God, what are you doing? You're sitting there playing with an areola, what are you doing? This is PG broadcast.

And you're sitting there going- PG podcast. That's not what I was doing. You've never lifted a leg Are you having fun? Jeez And then your thumb goes to your tooth You're sick Stop

Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Take a whiff of my finger Stop Stop it

You're always trying to get my watch away You little creep You always have a bad my watch away. You're a little creep. But you always have a bad sense of judgment. What do you mean? You don't guess shit right. You have a great judge of character on people, but of items and inanimate objects, you're not good. You don't know.

You can never guess heights and distances and realistic things. I'm bad at guessing things. You'll be like, oh, that building's about 20 feet. It's like a 64 skyscraper. You're like, about 100 feet. No, facts. I don't know why. It's because my brain doesn't know how to compute.

Like I need, I'm a visual learner. I can't imagine that. Like, okay, I'm trying to think of an example. Okay. Right here on our set, how many pennies could fit in this room? 500. Dead ass. No, bad guess.

Not a good one. 700. That is the worst guess. How? 500 pennies. I'd like to fill my shoe. Yeah, 500 pennies could fill a sneaker. No, no, no.

500 pennies. How big is a penny? Honestly. You just went like this. That fill a sneaker. No, no, no. 500 pennies. How big is a penny? You just went like this. That's a boiled egg. A penny is like that. Okay, not... Swear to God, right here is about... That's about 30 pennies.

And then it's that big. This is about 30 pennies. All right, so that's about... So look. Look, right here from the ground. Here, 30, 30,, right here, from the ground, here. 30, 30, 30, 30, 60, 90, 120. You would be the worst construction leader. 160, 180.

That's 180 pennies. Right here. That's actually probably not too bad of a guess. Exactly. And then times five. Okay, if you do that, you're already at 900. Already at 900, and it'd be this wide that's five that's five okay okay give me a real guess 500 is a dog shit a million way more no smoke shot

yes a million so mad have you seen a million of anything in your life because you're yeah you do that and you say stupid things to me and it makes me mad. I don't like it. I don't like you. Bro, more than a million pennies for sure. From this corner to that and close back. A million pennies. Are you nuts? I don't think you've seen a million of anything in your life. Neither have you.

Yeah, true. No, the Million Man March, you weren't there. You couldn't go. Where was it? Washington, D.C. What's Washington, D.C.? Where's go? Washington, D.C. What's Washington, D.C.? Where's that? Washington, D.C., idiot.

Where's Washington, D.C.? In D.C. You said it's Washington, D.C. Oh, shit. Yeah. The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by Babbel. Over 60% of Americans believe the most useful second language in the U.S.

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We should come for their jobs and start our own shit. Ryan and Mama Liv. Y'all should start a podcast. White skin and a white guy. There you go. We could. What are y'all doing over there? Y'all prepared to record?

Are we working? Or what do we got going on? She's texting people better than us. Sorry. That's why they couldn't be us, Cam. That's why you can't be us. Some collabs lined up. What'd you just say?

For TMT? What'd you just say? For TMT? No, I got my own shit. Oh, you do? What'd you call it? I thought it was our shit. No, I have my own.

I have my own. So, Cam, Ryan, have you been on the podcast before? He has. One of the OG old episodes. Oh, you're like on episode three. Like five or four. Yeah, yeah. Oh, shit.

Yeah, so we don't have to give it. Everybody knows who you are. Everyone knows Ryan. If not, go back. Well, there has been a substantial amount of growth since episode three. Yeah, that's true. This is Ryan, a longtime friend of mine, now longtime friend of Peyton's for several years,

basically since I've known Peyton, Peyton's known Ryan. They became really close too. But yeah, he's a part of the crew. He is Team YSK. He's just, he hangs out with us. He helps us on trips. He's always with us. I stalk y'all, longtime stalker.

No, but he's the boy. He's a part of the crew, y'all a long time, stalker. No. But he's the boy. He's part of the crew. One of the few. Ryan. And you already know Mama Liz. I have a question for everybody here today. God. Drive-thrus.

Right? We talked a little bit about drive-thrus last episode, right? You know what I'm saying. Yep. Talk to me. Which drive-thru gives you the most anxiety? And I'll go first. Oh, shit. Think about it while I'm saying this right okay mine is chick-fil-a what

immense amount of anxiety because of how nice they are first of all you don't know me and you don't care if i die today you know what i mean it's true and i don't i'm bad with distance measurement. Like, you know what I mean? You are bad. You're like 10 feet, 100 feet. You're like, I don't know. Exactly. Like, I don't know how close I'm hitting something.

So at the new Chick-fil-A I go to, right? Oh, God. There's not an actual drive-thru. It's a big-ass door. And they just have them walk out to you, right? While you're going through so it's like revolving you don't really stop the people just kind of walk this stuff to you and i'm and there's a lot of cones there's a lot of cones it's a tight curve and there's people walking i ran over a foot

of a 16 year old that works with chick-fil-a right over the toe they're like oh my god sir did she say my pleasure and i said thank, thank you. They're like, my pleasure. My pleasure. Yeah, so Chick-fil-A. You broke a 16-year-old girl's foot. I don't think I broke it because I was slow rolling. Your Tesla's about 5,000 pounds. Are you nuts?

Teslas are among the lighter cars, I think. Yeah. 5,000, Cameron? Kim, do you know how big 5,000 pounds is? How much is 5,000 pounds? An elephant. An elephant weighs 5,000 pounds. Two elephants.

Did she just like chime in i have two elephants i raise you she's like like an auction yeah i'll go to elephant free we're not doing this we are not doing this no honestly an elephant is how much a tesla's five thousand pounds an elephant's like a thousand or either a thousand or two thousand so you're saying there's different sizes so you're putting if i put 10 out of way's like a thousand or two thousand. So you're saying... There's different sizes of elephants. So you're saying if I put ten elephants... Elephants weigh more than a thousand pounds. Like a mammoth? Like the ones with the horns?

A mammoth? Wait, there's... First off, first off, tusks. There's elephants with horns. That's a thing. Yeah, and the mouths. The mouth... That's what you just said.

Yeah, they have mouth tusks. A woolly mammoth. Well, mammoths are extinct. These are elephants with tusks. Like the stuff off of Ice Yeah, they're mouth tusks. A woolly mammoth. Well, mammoths are extinct. These are elephants with tusks. Like the stuff off of Ice Age. They're still elephants with tusks. Worms? Tusks.

I didn't know how big moths were. That's a walrus. Walruses don't have feet. What are you? Where are you? Welcome. First off, elephants. But they're smaller.

Y'all are... You're kidding. No, dead ass. How big is an elephant? An elephant is way more than a thousand pounds. Way more than a thousand. I said five. He said a thousand.

But you're saying an elephant. Bro, a tiger is like 800 pounds. Tigers can be up to 800 pounds. Damn. No. I swear to God. I think, I don't believe it. Bro, a tiger.

I'm like 600 max. You took off 200 pounds. He's like, maybe 725. Okay, let's... Yeah, Google it. Because... Let's figure this out. Because you're saying my Tesla's the size of an elephant.

I have a death machine. How much does a... That's crazy. A lion would start pushing 1,000. Bro, tigers are bigger than lions. Tigers are the... They're the same damn thing. They're built the same way.

Tesla model... What do you have? Long range or performance? Long range. Tesla model Y, long range. What the fuck does that mean? What's the difference in pounds? Yeah, just...

Tesla model Y... Can you try and flex real quick? Tesla model Y, long range. 4,400 pounds. Leather seats. 4,400. A Teslaather seats. 4,400. A Tesla Model X, 5,400. I'm going to ask you to Google how much an elephant weighs.

First, I wanted to prove that I'm right. I was 600 pounds off. Of course. How much does an elephant weigh? Asian elephant, 8,800 pounds. Why? asian elephant 8 800 pounds why this african bush elephant 13 000 pounds no way they're enormous okay the ones with the little horns this is 13 000 that's how bad at guessing i am elephants are huge that's how bad at guessing i am i would have guessed that this building weighed 13 000 pounds and that's why you are just gonna fail

But just that some things I didn't get to share my drive-thru experience No, it's fine everybody No, I would have to say McDonald's because they don't know anything they always do they forget the sauce They're rude on the damn intercom and that shit gives me anxiety did you just moan no could you you just are rough you don't know when to like just be gentle Kim's a rough lover I gave you a hug no you did it that was not a hug that was like a grab I need to learn a little bit about y'all real quick okay growing up okay or actually as a young adult okay you know trying to trying to find ways to make money do your thing yeah what is the weirdest side hustle y'all have ever had oh god oh shit um i would have to say cutting other people's fingernails. You're fucking lying.

No way. What did you just say? What? What grade was this? You get paid to cut things? Yes. Some people, they don't like touching their fingernails. That's how I am with my toenails.

See? It's a thing. Would you cut my toenails for me? Yes. Really? I'm not weird about feet or fingers. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Peyton, there's stuff falling off. Yes, really. I'm not weird about feet or fingers. Oh, no. Oh

God Hurley's like I'm right. Take a look. I know your feet are big but It's like everyone your toes wearing a visor Whole entire shoe. Look at the toenails. Yeah, look at my toenails. They're all curved over. They're like witches' toenails. See? People would pay to cut your toenails.

Okay, time out. She said you cut other people's nails. For a side hustle, and they pay good money. Wait, did you do the full service of painting, or did you just cut it? No, they just want the trimming, like with the nail clippers. Dog, I don't get that. Not even. Not even. Because the thing is, the thing is, people will go

to like a nail salon. They don't want to deal with all that. They don't want to deal with the appointments and settings. None of this stuff. They just want to cut people's nails. So people would come to Olivia Johnson. They're like, hey Liv, cut my hands up. Yes. Did you ever mess up?

I thought for sure I was going to take the cake. Well, that's weird as shit. Okay, what's yours? I had two. I stole candy from my mom's concession stand when she helped with band. I re-bagged it and sold it in the hallways, and then I tried duct tape wallets. Oh, duct tape wallets. That was fine.

But you've always been a thief. You've always been a thief. That's why you got fired from Kroger. You're stealing candies. And it was candy bars. Exactly. You're been a thief. You've always been a thief. That's why you got fired from Kroger. You're stealing candies. And it was candy bars. Exactly. You're a candy thief. No, at this though,

I was just an entrepreneur from a young age. My mom, she worked with the band. She helped with the band because my brother's in the band. They'd have those big jars of jawbreakers. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. Huge, king-size ones. From Sam's.

She would bring it home because she was in charge of everything. So everything they didn't sell, she'd bring it home and she was supposed to wait for it. I would literally bag the pictures up in little't sell, she'd bring it home, and she was supposed to wait for it. I would literally bag the bitches up in little dime bags, and I'd go to school, hey, two for a dollar, three for a dollar.

I was literally out here auctioning. What's the most money you've made in a day? Dude, I made like 50 bucks in a week. I was in like fourth grade. I bet you felt rich as hell. So you stole the candy bars. It wasn't candy bars. It was like Jawbreakers, lollipops, cherry sours. But you stole them because your mom was supposed to give them back to the place.

No, no, no. She wasn't supposed to give them back. She was supposed to use them the next week. They were just expired. So I was probably tanking her expenditures. They didn't have any inventory, did they? They didn't take inventory? Okay, then you're fine.

Oh, shit, bro. You're fine. She was like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like every week for a game, she'd have to go to Sam's, get that big ass thing and like buy stuff for the concession stand. So she was just trying to save them for the next week, but I would be like my bagging them up my weirdest side hustles i i recorded voicemails what you know like you know like the whenever you're you're like a transcriber when you call a company and it says you this is

the company you go to voicemail i'm some of the voices for that i hate people like you huh dude yeah you hate voicemail people bro after have y'all seen how long some of the voices for that. I hate people like you. Huh? Dude, yeah. You hate voicemail people? Yes. Have y'all seen how long some of the answering machines are? Me, a very short-tempered patient man, I can't take that shit. It's like,

welcome to this and this and this and this. Our menu options have recently changed. Oh, I do know what you're talking about, yeah. This is also going to be recorded. If a member, and then it's like, okay, for leasing information and possible dates have recently changed. Oh, I do know what you're talking about. This is also going to be recorded. If a member... And then it's like, okay, for leasing information

and possible dates on when you might want to come out and check the facilities, but we might not be able to get back to you immediately. Click one. And it's like that

all the way to nine. And it's like, I just want to speak to something with a heartbeat. Like... Oh my God, it happened again. What happened again?

What happened again? In my breath. Colt 45 into Marlboro's. Something's wrong. What was your weirdest side hustle, Ray? I don't think I had. I wasn't really that type of kid. I remember my brother had one.

He would put... You remember those crayon boxes? What word did you just say to me? Crayon? Crayon? it you remember those crayon boxes what word did you just say to me crayon crayon he said them crayon boxes crayons crayons there you go the what that's not even what a y does what does a y do what is a y oh let's hear what does a y do right yawn yeah oh i guess yawn what sound is the why do is it why oh what is the why do you ride yawn yeah oh I guess what sound is the letter Z say wait what did you say yawn is what what were you oh my god hustle it was I don't know if y'all remember those cram box crayon boxes but you put like your pencils and stuff yeah letters because they make you get

everything just to give it to another kid the next year bleed my parents dry but that ain't true there's indent in the top that said crayon crayon and they'd fill it with glue and you let the let the glue dry, and then they'd peel it out, and it'd be a bookmark. So they'd sell bookmarks. Out of glue? My brother and his friend. That's innovative as hell. Dude, you could put different colors in there and stuff,

and it was actually sick. Sounds like it. I've never heard of that. That sounds like, but what was he turning them for, a dollar? I don't know. That sounds like a whole-ass process. It started them for? A dollar? I don't know. That sounds like a whole ass process. I think it started with them just giving them to their, like, friends and stuff. And then, like, multiple people were asking for them.

But I don't think it was like a money grab. He's like, hey, I need 20 by the end of the period. Let's go. You can only dry so fucking fast. Yeah, yeah. Which I was like, jeez. I have a would you rather for you guys, right? When did your lips get so, did you just apply something?

They got so shiny out of nowhere. You look like you got lip injections. Yeah, like I look good Some could say that no cuz I smiled I I Smiled too hard and I heard it pop. Oh Can you break your lip you could bust your lip You just said the bone in his lip i said he said he said what if he had like it's joking but okay would you rather i can break your lip hello good morning hobby's cut mm-hmm oh work your sausage would you rather would you rather right would you rather always have bad breath. No. Or randomly shit yourself once a day, but you never know when it is. Bad breath.

I'm taking bad breath. Bad breath easily. But you can't fix it. You can't fix the bad breath. You just always have constant shit mouth. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'd wear a mask.

Actually, this would be really- But I'd choose the breath. This would be sad. I shit myself regularly. That's true. I do shit my pants. Yeah. I did that in New York. What? true. I do shit my pants. Yeah

Went like I don't know when it happened, but went to the bathroom later that day pull my pants down big quarter-sized Wait so you and i was blown away i was like usually it's like oh my god this just happened and then you like wait so you didn't feel your ass you're just thinking all day you didn't feel your ass crusting up like during the day i didn't have any uh like itching or rash it was just a turd you said because i had that one fucking story as a freshman dude tell that tell that tell that story just tell it but uh We had a basketball tournament in Weatherford, Texas. It was like two hours from home. I shit myself

on the bus. Dude, this was a lot. I would classify this as a shit myself. It wasn't a mistake. It was like a shart in New York. This was like you shit your pants. There's fecal matter

in your trousers. I had to scoop it out. What? It was so bad. You said scoop it out. We get there and I'm like I'm dealing with some pain. Pain. I go to the bathroom and I'm like, I'm dealing with some like some pain. Pain.

So I go to the bathroom and I'm like shook because it was like I had underwear and then a girdle on. So not like a. Like compression shorts. Compression shorts. He always calls them girdles. I was like, you make it sound like we're 80. We're in girdles to a basketball game. Yeah, but I think it was just like the heat that was

in my pants. It was like waves of scents. Why did you poop your pants? Two hour bus ride I did. I'm saying like was your stomach upset? Like what made you shit?

I don't know. It was a fart. Okay, that makes sense. Wait, what do you mean? I don't know. It was a fart. Okay, okay. That makes sense. Wait, what do you mean you scooped it out? With what? I didn't know what I was going to do. I was like, there's so much shit in my underwear.

What do I do? So I started getting napkins. And I started in the bathroom. Holy shit, Ryan. In the bathroom, not on the bus. In the bathroom. Oh, okay. I think I like texted my dad or something.

Yeah, you got to tell this for her. Yeah, but my dad ended up coming in, and my dad was, like, a diehard, like, he'd die for his kids. Yeah. So, uh, he ended up giving me his underwear, and these are, like, he's, like, a 50-year-old fucking man. Please tell me he didn't put yours on. Oh, no. What the fuck? Your dad's sickening.

He's, like, oh, I gotta take one for the team. It's like grass. He goes, sit down. He's like, I'm sorry, honey. No, we just threw those in the trash, and he lent me his underwear. That's a good-ass dad. Yeah, shut up. But the game was painful, bro.

The game. It was like third quarter, and I played like all game. Like, I wasn't like a bench rider. So it was just like bad dude it was very bad but holy shit yeah they were levi blues ass naked just like how and this is like old like like course okay for the it's like like scratching the guys here have you ever got it caught in the zipper oh my god a little bit of the nuts i had it caught in the zipper? Oh my god. Or a little bit of the nuts in it? I had nutsack in the zipper. Oh, it's the worst.

You can see it and it's poking out like that? Oh my god. I undo my zipper often. Huh? Like, if I piss, I... Wait, what? Wait, what did you say? Like, I don't undo zippers.

I don't ever undo my zipper. You just, your whole pants can just slide off your waist? I can't remember when I say a pair of pants has never fit my fucking pants in my life i can just go and if it's tough yeah i'll have to pick up wait so when y'all in the bathroom someone will see your ass he's like he's like this like everything's just like wait does that not hurt like you feel a cut off in circulation right in the tank region i mean usually, usually not, because my... With these pants, yes, but usually my pants are so f***ing loose that I can just pull.

Wait, what do you do to pee? Wait, whenever you have basketball shorts, how do you pee? Are you down? I pull down. I've seen people... I go through the leg. I thought that was like a... It's like my shit just doesn't hang as well, y'all. You're just like, ah, no no it's like it just doesn't hang you're just like ah it i'll go through the knee

it's like my shit's at my damn waistline hey what the it's like if i have denim jeans not with holes in them you like knead it down you're like okay, you go. Okay, we're done. We're done talking about this. Y'all are gross. If I have the webbing, like these, like Lulu shorts, like the extra webbing, I'll have to go over the top. Oh, when it's tight.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if I'm in the gym or something, I can go through the leg. I've never attempted. Bro, it's just quicker. It'll change your life. It's literally just quicker. That's how you get pee on your shorts, though. No.

No, no, no. I get PPD regardless. You gotta be. Yeah, PPD is. Y'all get, you get P on your shorts though no no no no i get pbd regardless you gotta be yeah like you get pbd there's none there's always have one or two drops yeah if you're sitting there you're still you're just playing with yourself yeah you might get it you might be put on a list are you talking about the splatter back no no hitting the bowl like no like left in your underwear like a little post penile drip oh definitely yeah it's like it's inevitable so all of you got p. Every man you've ever met. That's gross.

Every man you've ever met. Unless he has a tight hole, which I don't know how, but he's never peed in his life. Yeah. Y'all shouldn't have just drip out your shorts. No, but it's, no, we're saying like, when you put it back in. The sensation, like you're done pissing. You've already done your two to three shakes. Then when you put your shit back, like, there's always going to be one.

It's like your penis just knows to piss you off. And it's like, bro, something's been happening to me the last two months, and it pisses me off. I'll be pissing, right? I'm pissing, right? I'm in the Europe. You're behind. God. He said I'm behind.

Peyton said, yo, I'm kidding. I'm like, find it. Peyton's like, here it is. I'm not in a comfortable position. I'm sorry. Peyton said, yo, I'm kidding. I'm like, find it. Peyton's like, here it is. I'm not in a comfortable position. I'm sorry, Liv. All right, guys. So look, we took a little break. And I said, when we come back from the break.

Yeah, I don't know. What is it? What are you? I have a surprise for everybody here. Every time you've said that, I've ended up over a trash can. Better be a Birkin. No. Better be a Birkin.

Better be a Birkin. But no. Put a Birkin. Better be a Birkin. But no. Sit on your hands. But there's a twist, right? There's a cash prize for the winner of this. Oh, hell yeah. I'm opening all y'all's ass. The cash prize is $500.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Y'all are excited now. Yes. I can eat tonight, I guess. But,

oh, here, the white balance went off. But, y'all might change y'all's minds after you see what it is. No, I'm pretty excited. My stomach hurts. The challenge involves

smelling. Oh, hell no. $500. Now, right? But who wins? How do you deem a winner we can y'all can pick either y'all do the length of the smell or how many times you go back to

smell okay this isn't fair that's what i'm gonna do how many times you go back to smell this thing don't try this at home how many times you go back to smell this thing the last one stands five hundred dollars i'm gonna throw up okay oh now how do you want to start here and go this way last one stands $500 from paid hard. Now, how do you want to start here? And go this way? Actually, we're going to do it roulette style. Whenever you have it, you can do as many times as you want and you can take a break and come back.

Okay. Last man standing, $500. My stomach hurts. Liv's going to lose her shit. We'll start with Ryan. Liv is 100% lose her shit. We'll start with Ryan. I'm not. Liv's one and done. I already know that. Yeah, Liv is 100% one and done.

I'm on this word. Here we go. Ryan, scoot up to the microphone. Here we go. I can move and shit. I know. All right. We got Ryan with one.

Ryan, applause. Ryan, one. That's how it was my bad. I'm sure. Oh, he's gone again got Ryan with one. Round of applause, Ryan. One. That's not even my bad. Oh, he's going again. Ryan with two. What the hell? Ryan with three. Okay, Ryan's got three so far.

I got sweaty pits. I got sweaty pits. Ryan has three. Your eyes are running. Cam, do you put your nose up to it? Yeah. And you gotta sniff. Okay, but I also will determine the power of the sniffs. He didn't even, he didn't baby ass

sniff. Okay, he did three, but they weren't the strongest sniffs. Now Cam. One. There we go. Oh my god, if he can't do it, I definitely can't do it. No, no, no, no, no, no. Cam with one? But that was one powerful one. It was one powerful one. Does it beat his three? No, no, it, no, no, no. Can with one? But that was one powerful one. It was one powerful one. Does it beat his three?

No, no, it doesn't beat his three, but I'll take it into consideration. I'm so scared. Oh. I might vomit everywhere. Fucking word. I can't even think right now. An audible sniff. Oh.

Audible sniffs go into the rating, yes. Y'all want to hear my fucking sniff. Oh, my God. Oh, he's making me more nervous babe why didn't I go first all right cam are you going to thumber passing okay so one three so how does this work oh god I can already feel it go oh my god you're not even close enough no my ears are bruising? Oh, no!

I can taste it. It's like a metal. It's like a pool. It's like a pool. All right. Cam, we're going. $500 is on the line. $500 on the line.

We got one, one, three. I can do it again. I can do it again. Oh, shit. Okay, here we go. There we go. Cam with two. That's two powerful with two that's two powerful ones. Oh, it's two powerful ones Oh my god, here we go Oh, it's kind of nice. Yeah. Are you telling us that you don't?

Some of the nose problems? Yeah. Oh, that's true. What? He's like getting peaceful. Yeah, what? What's wrong with you? Get closer.

What's happening? He's on four. Just wash my eyes. He's on six. He won. That's not fair won that's not fair that's not fair okay broke boy status live oh you want he's like i'll drink this shit before i lose no ryan was getting like zinged yeah he said yeah i haven't breathed this good he's gonna have in his house like when he wakes up like a calm down like a calm down corner. He's like. There's going to be a story that comes out about Ryan.

I think I've tried that before, but it was like these things you had to break. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're like red. Yeah. Okay. All right, here we go. Liv, for her second time ever.

I don't think she's going to catch Ryan. You got to go closer to your nose. You just got to get closer. Here it is. Oh. Bro. We're about to all go to the gym. We need a squat rack.

She's like, dude, I tap. Everybody, congratulations. Hey, you hit one. No. Uncle P hit one. Uncle P. Yes, Uncle P. Uncle P.

You hit one. Uncle P. Hit that thing, boy. Uncle P. Hit that thing. Bust it down for a baddie. Oh, God. That fake ass. Liar. Uncle P Uncle P Hit that thing Bust it down for a baddie Oh god That fake ass

Liar I think it's time for people's favorite segment You know what that is? Pop culture Pay the camp Pop culture Pay the camp Definitely thought it was Dr. P

No we did Dr. P last week And we didn't get pop culture We'll get pop culture this week I have a pop culture Let's hear it Look in my eyes What do you see A culture

CM Punk has returned to the WWE A culture personality CM Punk returned to the WWE. I'm called to personality. CM Punk returned to the WWE. Yeah. Y'all don't care. I don't follow. Yeah. Debate, y'all two.

Go right now. He will fight you right now. Okay. Do you like Marvel movies? I have 90 more. But do you like superhero movies and stuff like that? Absolutely. You know that... After Spider-Man 3, no.

Okay, but you know in those movies that they weren't actually fighting, right? You know that it was scripted, right? Yeah. And it's technology. But it's entertaining to watch. Very. WWE.

That's not the same. What did I say that was different? A fucking human in a costume. Iron Man. WWE. That's not the same. What did I say that was different? A fucking human in a costume. It's a human in a costume. But the premise of the movie is they actually are fighting. Like, I know that's the premise of this, too. So you're saying what I'm saying.

But that's all fake. Like, that's all fake. There's no story behind it. Yes, there is. The whole thing is a story. No, it's all a storyboard. I don't know what the fuck y'all talking about anyways it's like it's like year long

that's the thing that as an adult watching WWE is you're able to appreciate the athleticism of the people because it's actually insane how athletic they are

and the way that you're the long I used to love the and long form storytelling yeah so as a kid it's more like I want to be like John Cena like that's so cool

but now it's like appreciating the writing and how they get these characters and like and then you learn behind the scenes shit yeah of like how who actually doesn't like each other like contracts shit like that how well i mean if i would have stuck with it i'm pretty sure i would have still enjoyed it like i dude i've loved that shit growing i love watching it loved it it was crazy i love and i'm i'm connected to people inside the WWE now. Like O'Shea Jackson Jr. He tells me a lot of behind the scenes stuff.

Mark Henry, obviously. So I'm able to watch it. CM Punk returned, which is crazy. Yeah. I saw it buzzing all over the place. Hey, you've always been like a nerd. Yeah. I love it.

That's the thing. I'm thriving. Yeah. Sounds good. But do y'all have any pop culture? The first guest pop culture. How about the loop? I don't know.

I don't get on social media. All right. All righty, guys. Everybody. That was... Pop culture. Pay in the camp. Pop culture.

Pay in the camp. Bow. But this was episode 90. Thank you for coming back. Pop culture, Peyton and Kemp. Pop culture, Peyton and Kemp. Bow! But this was episode 90. Thank you for coming back. Another amazing week. Next week, again, like Peyton said in the intro, next week we're going to have the LA live show recap. Talk to you about that.

Talk about how amazing the LA crowd is. Speaking of LA, we've already seen you when this comes out, but we're going to see you in two days real time. Can't wait. We love y'all. This week's code to get your good karma and confuse the casuals. Scoop. M-L-R. My

left right. Mama live, Ryan. Mama live, Ryan. Mama live, Ryan. They popped on. Tell them where to follow y'all. Well, they already know lives. Ryan. Hell yeah. Mama Liv Ryan. They popped on. Tell them where to follow y'all. Well, they already know Liv's. Liv and Nicole underscore.

And it's going to be 5,000 after this. Yeah. I think it's R.D. Clifton. It is. Yeah. 11. R.D. Clifton. Or just go to one of our things.

Yeah, he's tagging our stuff. Yeah, just go to our following and type in Ryan and you'll find it. All right, guys. We love you so much. The next couple cities are going to be announced soon. Be on the lookout. And you already know, if you're a Patreon member, you are going to get to know before anybody else. Sweaty McGee.

We got to go get live show outfits. We do. We have to go shop LA. We're going to see you in 48 hours. Remember, one out of 10 qualifiers don't make it home to Christmas. I can never do that. And we will see you next. Goodbye, y'all.

That's how we're ending it.