You Should Know Podcast - SHOWERING WITH STRANGERS! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: September 22, 2025

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Starting point is 00:03:21 How you doing, Kim? Everybody. Go cam, go cam, go cam, go cam, go cam, throw them hips, come. Go cam, throw them hips, come. We got Colos Cam back in the studio. How are you feeling Bubba? I'm so glad to see. I'm so, I'm so happy to see you again.
Starting point is 00:03:43 I just can't twerk anymore, man. It's gone. You ever? I used to be decent. Slightly way decent, like a great value brand. Can I say something about your twerk though? Let's hear it. Your twerk has never been like both cheeks going.
Starting point is 00:03:55 at a different time. Oh, no, I don't have that. Like, you would never be able to stop a 40-year-old divorced black man. Like, that would never turn his head, right? But, or the guy that's in the gym for three hours and his workout takes one hour. Yeah, yeah, he definitely has to cut off gloves on.
Starting point is 00:04:09 He's like, oh. We know how about it. And, bro, okay, you always had the twerk of, like, you had a cute coil-la-ray twerk. Like, you had, like, a little... Not bad. Oh, great. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Oh, we'll always appreciate it. We'll take it. We'll take it. But if we're putting it. Speaking of the Mount Rushmore of Twerk. I'm nowhere near the heavy hitters, the big bodies. Oh, no, no, no. It's nowhere near cyclone level.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Knees kept me from being great as well. I never once could have the Megan Knees. Now, you had the Megan Knees. You had the Megan Knee's. I had a quick six-month season of great knee work. You signed a vet-max contract six months in, six months out. Yeah. That was, boy, what a time. I'm doing good, though.
Starting point is 00:04:52 I honestly, I had Ben Simmons level of, like, Act like, oh, my God. They thought I was going to take over the league. And I took the money and ran. They said, oh, my God, he's going to have six MVP. By the time he retired. He's got six MVP's. You did one season.
Starting point is 00:05:05 You said, I'm out of here. And honestly, I think it's the curvature of my spine. Now, that didn't help. It was a little crooked. Like it was just a little, like a, like those shoe horns. You use? You know, I've always wondered how my skeletal system would look. I've always kind of wanted to get, like, opened up.
Starting point is 00:05:23 and somebody to examine how, and then put me back together. Open me up and put me back together. You want to be opened up and someone examined your insides. And I did it. I did it. What do you mean you did it? I did it yesterday.
Starting point is 00:05:38 I had someone examine my insides. Okay. Now this can go one of two ways and I'm going to let you decide which way it goes quickly before I start making comments. Someone opened you up and examined your insides yesterday.
Starting point is 00:05:52 A complete stranger. Okay, dude. Completely stranger. Okay. He was a man. Now. A complete stranger male looked in my insides.
Starting point is 00:06:01 A male stranger that I have no friendship of relationship with. Couldn't tell you his name right now. So, uh... What the fuck? How does that happen? CJ went with me. Okay, dude.
Starting point is 00:06:11 So a random man examined the both of you or did CJ just watch? No, he stayed in the waiting room. Have fun of that little nice little weird chair in the corner. Yeah. Like the one you have in your bedroom.
Starting point is 00:06:21 I don't have that. No, because I don't know. I've always wondered what my skeletal system looks like and what my body is going on. Shut up and tell me what actually happened. I went. This is getting freaky. So, as you know, I'm on a weight loss journey. I'm trying to cut some tum-tum fat.
Starting point is 00:06:36 There you go, a little tum-tum. I'm trying to do. Nothing wrong with it. I love it. Dude, because when I sit down sometimes, it's like a storage unit. I mean, right now, mine's hanging over the top button. Like, I'm just sitting there and it's just keeping that button nice and warm. It is.
Starting point is 00:06:49 That's why, I mean, all of my little, they're never too tight. It's nice and loosen up. Yeah. And I was like, I started to look like Cam. Oh, my God. And so I... And so I went and got a full Dexas scan. Nice! You actually did? Yes. Holy shit. Nice.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Right? It's like down the road for me. So if you don't know what a Dexascan is basically you lay on this X-ray machine and they tell you your exact body fat percentage. They tell you where your fat is proportion. Now, first of all, I thought a Dexan scan. I was going to lay down on this table and basically, it's this little thing that goes over you and they said hey there's some radiation in this right they were like I wouldn't do this too often and I was like why am I think they go sir you don't have
Starting point is 00:07:31 any chains oh god call Martha you're sitting there you got chains watches everything on just burning and there's yeah no because he almost forgot like he was like do you have any jewelry on and I was looking I was checked about chains on I took my watch on I was like no and then as soon as I lay down I was like this I went oh I had earrings in he did he honestly should have checked for that what if they what if it fixed your keyloids what if the radiation and your, like, eroded ear impacts formed this beautiful thing that just fixed your ear. Oh, if one of my keloids popped, it would start, like, the second polio. Yeah, it'd be Chernobyl in that office.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Like, everyone there, your life's over. You're just there. You cannot infect the pop. It would be Oppenheimer in my ear. Like, so basically, I was like, because I needed to see, like, what macros I should be eating, all the boring stuff. What I should be eating and all that. So proud of you first time. Yeah, so I laid down, I got the body skit.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Now, I knew I'm a little tubby, right? I knew that. The results are so gross. Oh, my God. The level of, even CJ made jokes. He's like, yeah, you're probably like 15% body fat. He was like, you're probably 15. That's easy to work on.
Starting point is 00:08:39 He got the body scan back. Wait, I'm saying that is smooth 25. You know, it's not ideal. It's not ideal. Right? But we're here to work on it. We're here to work on it. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Oh, go, go. But I'm saying, that's fun. but that's not even the part that really hurt my feelings. No one told me when you get a full body Dexas scan, it shows your jibly bits. It shows your jibly bits. Oh, I'm not going anymore. In infrared, in skeletal form.
Starting point is 00:09:13 I'm just looking at it. My little nuts are so far away from my butt sheets. and his professional he's like yeah you got a lot of muscle on this left quad no one good balls right there he's just not talking about
Starting point is 00:09:32 he's like so we're gonna go to the right leg he's like this one you can work maybe some vulgarians and you're just sitting there like hey hey hey bro like that's my bro hey kid cover cover it up
Starting point is 00:09:44 oh and it's I see that thing every day but I've never seen it in infrared dude I would be terrified infrared yeah and it shows you it shows you like on your body like how strong each muscle is. Where you hold muscle and stuff. Basically, like the darker the red,
Starting point is 00:09:58 that was the lightest blue I've ever seen. Clear water. Bro, it was literally like... Hey, I swear, I swear on everything. Now that, because I've never got a Dexa, I've got close, like, it's under it. It's a standing one, but it's a full body thing. But I've always wanted to do a Dexascan.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Now that I know that, I'm treating it no different, no different. than a physical. You got to get a warm-up. In my mind, there's no different than physical. I go, Doc, we ready? He's like, yeah, I just laid out. And I go, all right, sounds good. And I go, hit the button now. Hit the button now. Start the scan.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Start the scan. There's no way, because when I get up and look at that screen, if I see my, God forbid, I just left a workout. If I, if I, I did just leave a workout, too. Oh, no. I just came back from the gym. I'm, I mean, I am on record, dude. If I were to get pants, if someone were to see my manhood, post-gim workout. I literally, I'd like, I'd start a new life.
Starting point is 00:10:59 I'd have to leave what I've known. And the thing is, I was wearing tight-ass underwear, too. So that thing was literally, like, just held up in there tight. Look like you took like a hamburger bun and just kind of mushed it down. And the worst thing is, y'all, I talked about it last episode, I'm working on a little relationship. She comes over. She wants to look at the decks scan. I thought you were about to say something else.
Starting point is 00:11:20 She comes over She's wanting to look at the guy And I'm still in my mind mentally About the Dexas scan So he's sitting there trying to jump up I can't, I don't have a mind of muscle right now No muscle apparently What she
Starting point is 00:11:33 She said she picked up the paper She was like Oh look at you peepee Don't go no pee pee Oh dude That's a dude Dude Yeah
Starting point is 00:11:45 Dude you just Now here we go And I'm glad you're experiencing this, because for whatever reason, Liv thinks it's acceptable to call it a pee-pee sometimes. Ladies, do not call your man's manhood a pee-p.
Starting point is 00:11:57 No, no, yeah. We won't have sex tonight. If you're going to, like, we won't, I will take a stand. I'm not having sex with you. If you look at me, barely closed or, or naked, you go, oh, pee-pee.
Starting point is 00:12:09 What are some acceptable names for your girl to call your genitals? That thing, with an A. Give me that an I. Rock it. Bring me that thing. Bring that thing over here. I, I, I, now that's,
Starting point is 00:12:19 like, yeah, that's a thing. A pee pee pee? A pee. Dude, she, oh my God. I had a pee when I was four. I had a pee pee when I didn't even know what a girl was. Malachi got a pee. I was like, yeah, my son, that's a pee pee. That's a, that's a pee. That's a p. That's a lowercase pee. And it's starting to get erased from the bottom.
Starting point is 00:12:43 No, oh, in other news, he has found his peepee. Malachi has found his peevee. Malachi has. It's a new installment in the life. A wife of Malachi, he sits there and takes his bath, and he just goes like this. Yeah, he's just like a little grown man. He just grabs it. He just goes, I'm like, that's you, bud. One hand's right there on the golden little giblets.
Starting point is 00:13:01 The other hand's smacking a little turtle that's smiling at him. But dude, I'll take a whole shower. Lives already in the bed and I come out and I'll get these random spurts. It's like, oh, let's play some tigers. Right. Yeah, yeah. And I walk out and I slap the door open all dramatically and I'm just staring at her. What next?
Starting point is 00:13:18 No, no, yes, sometimes. But, no, if I was butt-naked and she said, oh, look at your pee-pee. I'm literally sleeping upstairs. I'm sleeping in the guest room. I'm going to my parents' house. Yeah, I don't want to talk to you. You can have the house for tonight.
Starting point is 00:13:27 I'm going to peace. Like, but I'll be in my underwear. And strike a pose. I'm just like, hey there, little lady. And she goes, why does your pee-pee look like that? And I'm just like, dude, turn on beauty and black. I'm like, I'm almost just watch it. It is, it is demoralizing.
Starting point is 00:13:43 You know, getting turned out for shit and turning on a Tyler Perry TV show is a nasty combo. Can I talk about it? Can I talk about it? that show real quick. Tyler Perry? Dude, Tyler Perry's Beauty and Black. Yeah. First of all, Tyler Perry is a legend. Now, what I'm going to say, even in your high respect of Tyler Perry, you cannot disagree. I've not seen the show. I don't watch Tyler Perry TV shows. You've seen Tyler Perry. You've seen Medeas, you've seen all that you've, right. Okay. So this show, plot, storyline, pretty solid. Okay. Not gonna lie. First off, I jumped in at episode seven. Don't do that with a show that you really want to continue to watch.
Starting point is 00:14:14 I'll get to that. I came in one night and she was watching. I was like, sure, and then I'm hooked. but I missed I missed four and a half hours of footage so I'm like who's that who's that who's that right anyway oh that's a worst it's god it's the worst live got mad she threw a fit anyway the show is good the plot's good there's some beautiful characters on both side there's a lot of there's a lot of stuff happening right anytime there is violence or action I mean it is it's bad it's like did this just become a comedy like it seriously is like how is Everything else so good. And then the action...
Starting point is 00:14:50 I mean, I watched a guy. Yeah. I watched a guy. Miss the hit. Like, because it's Hollywood. I'm not going to punch this other actor. And the guy goes... What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:15:01 Like, it is the action scenes. God bless Tyler Perry. But he, I mean, he gets stuff out. Yeah, that's just thing. He gets stuff out fast. And if you're not like super whatever into details, it's a, it's enjoyable watch. Yeah. Dude, I'm just like...
Starting point is 00:15:13 I have this thing with TV shows. And it was like through college and high school. I always. hated the first season of television. I always hated it. Oh, my God. Like, when I first watched The Office, I started at season two,
Starting point is 00:15:25 which I advise people to do. Now, everyone tells people to do that, but no, if you, God, you sound like Liv. Live cannot watch a first episode of anything. It's so hard. Pilots are so hard for me. It's a pilot.
Starting point is 00:15:36 I know, but I hate it. Why? But you should know, especially your brain. You like shows and all the inner words. I do, I do. I think it goes to ADHD, and like, you know that something's going to,
Starting point is 00:15:47 I want to get to, That's why I really like the show, like, Your Honor. The first episode, there's, like, the whole story, the shit's right here. That's what I think the people need to do now with attention spans. Like, off-rip. Yeah. But, I mean, a lot of shows in recent, maybe, like, two, three years, a lot of shows, start, like, the first episode, they'll show, like, what the climax event is.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Right. And then, like, backtrack to the whole. You wonder how I got it. Yeah, like, this person nine, now we're going to spend nine episodes figuring out how they die. You remember that from BET? Yep, that's me. Bet you're wondering how I got in this position. Dude, that's fire.
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Starting point is 00:17:34 Okay, now this is, now this, this might be something. You thought if you watched enough BET, you could say the word. No, no, no, no. I was granted access to say the word. I never abused it. Never used it. Never abused it or never used it. Neither, neither.
Starting point is 00:17:50 But I never went through that door. They held the door. I had the keys to the city. You do have a pass in your wallet right now. Yes, I don't have my wallet on me, but it's over there. It's a metallic card. And the fact that you kept that for over a year, it's metal. No, it's metal. No, it's metal. It is metal.
Starting point is 00:18:06 It is metal. I can go ting, ting, ting, and it's a pass. The fact you still have it is crazy. It's a sick gift. It says the powers can be revoked and taken back by a fellow black if I abuse it. Yeah, but fellow black, you're not a black. That's truthful. Not a fellow black, a black guy, girl, person. This is getting bad.
Starting point is 00:18:26 This is getting bad. I used to come home from school. Remember, I told you there was a long period of time where I would come home to school. I was completely by myself. My mom wasn't back from work yet. My dad left his second job. I'd go into our living room. And do you remember on the old TVs, there used to be channel like 101, 101, 102, 103?
Starting point is 00:18:42 It was like, country mix, R&B. Sure, yeah. It was like radio. radio stations. Yeah. Yeah. I would go into my house all by myself, me and Dusty, R-I-P, and I would blet super dead. I would blare rap or R&B music and then some days.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Now, great, it was semi-new to me, but if I knew the song, I'm jumping on the couches, dog. I didn't even know what a section was. I literally thought I was in a section by myself at like 11 years old. So you would like, it was, so what was your environment, though? Like, in your mind, were you imagining, where were you? Oh, there's no, there's no imagination. I was in my living room, but I was like,
Starting point is 00:19:18 dude, this is that music. People get the hype too. I was like, let's just try it out. First of all, everything in your body just popped. It would be like, she move her body like a cyclone. And I was like, you're thick.
Starting point is 00:19:36 11 years old smacking on birthday cake Oreos just going. Wait, that okay. It's just nasty work. That's so weird. because whenever I did like that I was imagining. I was selling out Madison Square Garden. Oh, no, and I never knew I could be that big. I knew I had
Starting point is 00:19:54 a ceiling. I was like, MSG, no, what about the backyard? I think that's strange. The fact that you were still present in where you were at? 100%. That's so, okay, so whenever you were wrestling, like, WWE. Now wrestling, I was in Arlington. I sold out AT&T
Starting point is 00:20:10 as me versus John to the belt. And I had that big there and I'd beat his At what age is it okay? What age do you need to stop pretending to be a WWE superstar against stuffed animals? At what age does that need to stop? I really think it depends on how much alone time you can conjure up in your own house. Because if you, if parents are gone, dude, you can push that almost up until high school.
Starting point is 00:20:37 You can get real frisky. Yeah. Okay, what age did you stop? For me, it's on the actual bear jumping off the couch is doing dumb shit. say probably like maybe like fifth fourth or fifth grade so that's like 10 11 i'd say no okay you're you're either you're either upset at my answer and you stopped way earlier or you went way too long no no because because in a certain extent it's like do you have friends like you should be doing it on people like there's no need to be beating that polar bear's that you've known for seven
Starting point is 00:21:12 years there's your blood and snot all over him go do it to gym No, my mom didn't allow roughhousing. Oh, God. Oh, dude, people's moms that didn't allow roughhousing. It was a worst sleepover ever. What do you mean? We can't fake fight. That's how boys become men.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Yeah, but I became a man on my stuffed animals in many ways. What? No. You heard that. We all have different ways of development. If, oh, I can't even say that, I cannot even say that. Why you think I'm a Texas Longhorn? You didn't even.
Starting point is 00:21:56 I had a stuffed bevo for about six years. How big was bevo? How big was be? Top prize at a carnival. Horns. You'd grab him right by the horns. You're sitting there, da-da-da-da-da. to the Texas theme song.
Starting point is 00:22:17 No, but I went too far to the point. No kidding, you went too far. I was about to be able to drive a car by myself. I was like 14. And I'm not saying I did it as often, and let's be completely honest with each other here. I was doing it recreationally. Like, it was like I hit a crack.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Like, I knew I should stop, but you ever got... Oh, no, no! No! No! He would be looking at me and I'd be like, And then, God forbid, you come home from varsity basketball practice. You're about to get in the shower. You peek out of the corner, you go, givow, you're talking shit. You go, mom? Oh, she's not here.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Preston! Oh, no. And you're sitting there sizing him up. You go in there? Dude, there's no way that you treated. That was your first addiction. And the worst part is having to clean yourself up before you hear your parents walk in.
Starting point is 00:23:20 You should go, get up. You throw the dog and you run into the shower. It's because, it's because. It's because I would put like, we'd have these little Heinz ketchup packages and I put them on my forehead. You are un-hitting real. Fake blood.
Starting point is 00:23:39 And then I would rip some shirts up a little bit because there was like a street fight. Like he caught me in the locker. room before our match. See, that, now that is, like, even to that extent, you are imagining you're getting beaten up by a top shelf prize carnival bevo in a street fight locker room. I was literally just like, dude, I want to stone cold stone or somebody, but I don't have anybody.
Starting point is 00:24:01 I'm a dude on this bear. And I was like, I was never not Cameron. I was myself. I was a 10-year-old. I was in my parents living room. You were like, dude, I was literally in the south side of Brooklyn. I was walking down. No, dad, you'll never believe.
Starting point is 00:24:13 the Bivo came up, side-swight me, and it was a full-blown brawl. And I was so imaginative, I would give B-Vo a couple wins. I'd fall by pinfall, never submission. But I'd go down by pinfall. No, no, I'll level with you there. I used to make the bear, hold my leg up, and I'd practice. Kick out. And I'm yelling it.
Starting point is 00:24:39 So I am not only being pinned, I'm pinning myself, and I'm the referee. I'll let it go Oh, one, two, three, he kicks out, now I'm J.R.
Starting point is 00:24:51 Now I'm J.R. I'm the whole cast. I was Friday Night Smackdown. Oh my God, it's a slober knock. Oh. Oh, there's no way. No,
Starting point is 00:25:09 we need, no, we need, like, like, psychiatric help, dog. We need,
Starting point is 00:25:11 there needs to be a study of, like, kids that play did that and like where are they now because we are weird what it was right here two of them right here holy shit oh my god he kicked out no one's ever kicked out after the RKO oh it's a slobber knocker it's a slobber knocker oh dude no oh no way oh no oh my god oh there's this take oh my god oh my god didn't send it to you.
Starting point is 00:25:45 There's this TikTok account. So this guy, you know how, you've definitely seen this. You know how a lot of people, they have like a crazy movie wall or like a game wall, like a massive collection of movies. Oh, yeah. So they go on TikTok Live, they have those little, uh, uh, the thing that, uh, gimbled. They have like a gimbal stand, so they're sitting there walking. Basically their whole shtick is like, name a movie, I bet you I got it.
Starting point is 00:26:09 Okay, so there's people on TikTok Live that show off the movie collection. Show off, but it can be anything, but it's really big with like. movies and games because people come in there like uh you get a quick hit of nostalgia you're like oh my god my favorite get ratchet and clank whatever he's like oh it's right here okay and that's like the whole thing people send him gifts to skip the line right so this dude did it with his his wrestling like figures payton when i say this if we would have had this as a kid so this man had a ring right he had two people uh no four people in it like a little tag team he made he had like cardboard cutouts of pictures of the crowd right
Starting point is 00:26:43 it. Oh, I've seen him. Yeah. He had, he made an entrance. Yeah. Had a fog machine. So, he had two screens. Check his harddress. So he. I thought I got to say about it. That's all I got to say about him. No, for real. I'm like, there's, I've seen him. I've seen you don't do that as a normal way. You don't work and like O'Reilly's and then end up doing that. But bro, like, it is a whole production. Yeah. He'll search up. their theme intro like video and song play it on the screens
Starting point is 00:27:17 he'll walk him out he'll have people do like who do you think he's gonna win hits a smoke machine and then he has like at least a hundred other wrestlers that he sets ringside and puts them all in different
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Starting point is 00:29:13 I went to Best Buy this week. I got like a USB drive. Like literally this big of something, right? That's all I needed. I go to the counter. I pay for it. He goes, all right, here's your receipt. I go, can I get a bag with this?
Starting point is 00:29:29 Can I get a bag with my USB drive? K. Rob looked at me like I was insane. You are insane. So you weren't taught to get a bag with everything you purchase. First off, the fact you were taught that is wicked. itself and no. Why do I need a bag if something that can fit in my palm? None of y'all got taught this? It's so it looks like you're not stealing. My mom always made sure I got a bag. Now, this could be a little different viewpoint. That might be, that might be,
Starting point is 00:29:59 cultural thing. That could, that could. I don't know. It might be what. That might be a black thing. Let's just, let's just call spade to spade. My mom said, no, my mom didn't teach me about baggage. Anyway, she didn't say, oh, you need a bag. Yeah. Now that makes a little more sense. I'm going to retract. Yeah. But I was never taught. No, my mom said you got to get a bag and receipt. It's like 2FA.
Starting point is 00:30:21 You go, I got the bag. He's like, not good enough. You go receipt. He goes, I don't give a fuck. Y'all, so you weren't taught that? Bro, no. Dude, isn't that crazy how we got it? It is, it honestly is absolutely wild that some of the, like, craziest things.
Starting point is 00:30:37 Okay. Yeah. If you were to drive a scooter or a bike to your friend's house, where do you leave it? My mom never let me do that. My mom had to drive me to my friends house to see me going to that home. That's true. Your closest neighbors are serial killers. So it's not like you were riding a razor over to Cheyenne's house and she's going to murk it with her son.
Starting point is 00:30:54 Yeah. No, I, okay, you didn't get to do that. If you were a kid, would you have left it on the sidewalk or bring it up to the door and, like, tuck it behind something? Sidewalk. Oh, oh, you're not painting a good picture, man. Wait, why? That is... Wait, so as a kid, if you drove a scooter to your friend's house, you're not supposed to leave it on the side.
Starting point is 00:31:13 No, let's just say this. Me, right? White. Yeah, I'm taking it to the door. I'm hiding in their bushes. You, you said, oh, I'm here. And then, oh, oh, oh, no. No, I assume, I assume to say I'm more respectful.
Starting point is 00:31:30 I'm not putting my metal driving device in your shrubs. You work hard, you manicured your line. I'm going to leave it on the street. Oh, David didn't manicure's line. It was not manicure. I didn't grow up in a trailer park. Neither did I. My parents' house now is where I grew up.
Starting point is 00:31:46 But it's not a trailer. It's not a trailer park at all. None of that. Okay. Uh, oh. Okay. Now, this is something we could reason on. It has nothing to do with white or black or anything.
Starting point is 00:31:59 He's just like white or black? You know, like, grow up differences? So you didn't get taught to get two FAA when you bought something. We had to. Okay. When the street lights go off. First off, were you allowed to play outside? Let's just start there.
Starting point is 00:32:13 Because at this point, you couldn't be a rough house. You couldn't, you had to get bags of recede. You couldn't drive the friend's house on a scooter. Yes, I was always playing outside. So when the streetlights came off, did you immediately go home? Did you have to? No. I wasn't able to see the streetlights go off.
Starting point is 00:32:27 I had to know when them bitches were going off. And I better be home before they go off. What does that even mean? You're outside, yet you can't see the street lights. If I'm outside and the street lights are off, I'm outside too long. Yes. I'm not supposed to see them go off. You're inside before those streets.
Starting point is 00:32:42 streetlights go off. Ah, okay. Because it's dark. I can get taken. It's too late. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:49 Whenever you were playing with your friends, you had a bunch of your friends over at your house. Uh-huh. Were you allowed to play inside and outside? Yeah? No. No. No.
Starting point is 00:32:59 No. No. No boy. No. No, boy. We were subbing in tag team. No, sir. Dude, go sweat.
Starting point is 00:33:06 Play some two-on-two basketball. We're going to be in here on the game queue. Oh, hell no. No, sir. Oh, yeah. No, sir. Yeah, your mom said either you're going to stay clean or you're going to be sweating. Yeah, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:33:17 And, oh my God, did you ever have those little popsicle things? You would have to cut that would cut the corners of your mouth? Oh. Where did you dispose? Did you just leave them out everywhere? Hell no. Okay, that was a federal fence at my house. She saw one of those.
Starting point is 00:33:29 I put, were you allowed to drink after your mom when you were growing up? Drink after my mom? My mom would always have a diet, Dr. Pepper, they'd be sitting there. I would literally just walk in the room before even talking to her. Just be like, hey, can I go play this game with David? I would take a drink from her all the time. If you're wrong. My parents' cups were like a king and queen chalice.
Starting point is 00:33:48 If I touch those, I'd be be handed. Be handed. What is it called? But I did try that one time. I tried to drink my parents drink. They were in their room, right? And I learned a lesson this day. I tried, and this probably explains how I am now.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Okay. Remember, they were sitting in their bed, right, watching a show. I walk in there, and I had a thing. And I was kind of like this in college. Remember I used to do this in college? Tell me. I used to just finish off people's drinks at a house party. Yes.
Starting point is 00:34:19 And that is so... Swear to God, I don't always do that. Because now he doesn't even finish his drinks. Yeah. But if there was a drink, like a red solo cup something, he was drinking dark. It looks in the cup, it's dark. He said,
Starting point is 00:34:33 dude, it was like this thing, or whenever the party's slowing down, because I was under 21 and I was trying to drink. Yeah. So this is the most alcohol you have available to you. It's the most lucrative scheme. Boy, you leave a... Dude, go lock that door.
Starting point is 00:34:45 Wait, which door? He's like, they're all locked. And he walks out. No, but... So I remember I walked into my parents' room, and my dad had a red solo cup there. And right next to it was a Coke can, right? Oh. And so I just walked in there, and it was one of those days.
Starting point is 00:35:02 I was, like, super hyper. And I ran in there, and I was like, ah! Like, whatever. My hair was all wild. I smelled like... I hadn't brushed my teeth in a month. and so I remember I grabbed my dad's cup and he was like no no no and I drank it like just shot it straight crown and coat oh straight and when I said like I was like almost ill yeah how bad
Starting point is 00:35:26 that tasted now in my adult life go to beverage go to beverage but yeah I used to do that all the time dude I used to I used to take whatever I wanted from me mall boy well she was oh yeah impaired oh no but I went through a small tyrant face. You stole from your blind and deaf grandma? I didn't steal from her, but she had a drink out. Did you ask? No. That's still. No, but I didn't finish the whole thing. I'd just go get whatever.
Starting point is 00:35:51 Hell, that cheese looks good, too. Oh yeah, your food's right here, me, ma'amaw. Poor me, ma'am. She probably had her portion. She probably didn't have a portion. She probably didn't have a portion. And I was just, she's blind, deaf, and starving. You got something. Oh my God. This morning, I went to the gym
Starting point is 00:36:09 this morning, before we came here, brought all my stuff in the car, and showered after the gym. Right. When I tell you, at the gym. You shower at the gym? Yeah. I can't do that. Why? Do you wear shower shoes?
Starting point is 00:36:23 Yes. Do you? They're in my car. But I'm naked. It's a shower. Wait. Why would I wear swim trunks? Yeah, that's weird.
Starting point is 00:36:31 That's like, that's like, don't have to pull the shirt off. Yeah, it is. We're in swim trunks. I was butt naked. Are you Kaysana? Are you live in front of 100,000 people are you showering? What's the DJ's name? Kason.
Starting point is 00:36:48 Yeah, I said J. Sean. Isn't J. Sean down, down, down, down? Funny enough, I stalked J. Sean's Instagram last week. Why would you ever? I don't know why. Oh, because CJ was playing his music and I was like, what the f f f f fj Sean doing? Music. Still doing music?
Starting point is 00:37:03 I kind of. Yeah. I think he's doing well. Okay. Did you say, I think or I hope? I think. Okay, I think he's doing well. Anyway, I'm showering.
Starting point is 00:37:13 My phone is on loud, and it's, okay, so I didn't want to bring it the best way. There's, like, a little place you can put stuff that it's not in the shower. It's like a little shelf, kind of. So my phone's over there, not in the shower with me. Didn't want to get my phone up. My wife calls me. Okay. My wife has a specific ringtone.
Starting point is 00:37:30 It's Redbone by Childish Camino sang by a street performer in Vegas in MP4 format. You've had this since like 2015. Exactly. Very loud. very, very one-of-a-kind. Right. Goes off full volume. One of the year rival, now it's too late.
Starting point is 00:37:48 And I'm like, oh, God. And I'm showering, and I kid you not. Oh, locker room full of men. What the fuck is that? They go, what the fuck is that? And it's like some, like, I don't want to describe it. There's like some grisly dudes in there. Oh, yeah, big, like, bodybuilder.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Like, they're probably getting ready to go to, like, the fire station. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're just going, man, what the, is that and it's go and it is it's on full volume yeah it is very loud and I cannot turn it off and there's never been a moment in my life
Starting point is 00:38:16 where maybe 20 25 seconds felt like two and a half minute yeah I'm sitting there just like oh my god like turn off and I was like she's gonna call me back she didn't thank God so then it ends they're still getting ready and I get out of the shower I grab my phone like this bro I literally was like
Starting point is 00:38:32 I did not want him to see it I said oh man wow then she calls again when it's in my hand and this and it was just like two like two seconds it's like you want and i was like oh and they went and they just looked at me and i was like oh and i just got ready what is the so embarrassing what is the etiquette for for showering in a public gym is it wrong to play music out loud i would say yes absolutely i think that is absolutely acceptable no sir no we're all showering together no we're not actually believe it or not believe it or not we're I am showering by myself.
Starting point is 00:39:09 And these are good showers. These aren't the little curtain ones. These are full-blown bathroom stalls. Oh, you go to rich people, gym. You go to the same gym. You go to the same gym. But yeah, it's a full-blown door that locks. Now, I treated it like my home, though.
Starting point is 00:39:21 I'm not going to like it. I went in there. I cut the shower on. I got the water heating up nice. Hung my towel. I walked back. I feel like it's not a bad thing to play music in the shower at a public gym. I think if you have a respectable music taste.
Starting point is 00:39:36 Exactly. But then it defeats the point. Music is your own expression. You might play The Weekend. Fantastic to you, us. Those Grizzly guys going ready to climb a building and put out a fire, they might say, what the fuck is that? If people can record themselves in the mirror in the gym, they can do all those. And I'm walking past looking like a Pillsbury dough boy. You know, with my little X-rayed meat walking through, I can play a little bit of the weekend in the shower. Okay, but now how would you feel if the guy in the shower next to you has a bigger, better phone? Right.
Starting point is 00:40:12 And it's playing, it's like heavy metal. In the shower, I think I'm susceptible to enjoy anything. That's not true. I swear to you, in the shower, I'll put, that's the only time I will flagrantly just put my music on shuffle. I have like 20,000 songs. I'll put it on shuffle. It is some about the water. I can vibe to anything.
Starting point is 00:40:34 Oh, God. I can vibe to anything. Oh, man. like three opera songs on my phone. I'll get through all 12 minutes of that song. That is a opera? Yeah, I had an opera phase in college. Remember I used to film black and white videos? Yeah, I had a weird opera phase. What the fuck it was? He would feel, he'd find one object, say it's this plant. He'd literally, he'd move me out the way, and he'd go from this angle, put it a black and white filter on it and have opera music in the background. Just
Starting point is 00:41:00 post on a story. Yeah, that was my thing for like two, three years. God. I loved it, too. He wanted to be mysterious. Oh, okay. Now, now, this is something that is, this is something that is rude and disrespectful. Today, literally maybe an hour ago, me and K. Rob were both taking a poop in the bathroom. Yeah, yeah. You'll take joint poops. We took a joint poop. We tagged in. We said, hey, good luck, brother. We were talking. Because we're the only people in here. So you're in the office taking a poop. In the office, taking a poop. I'm in the last stall, stall between us empty. K. Rob. There's only three. A guy walks in. and you know there's the double door so we hear the first door hear the second one and i kid you not
Starting point is 00:41:39 immediately he goes oh man he goes whoa man who do god and he is violently like upset at the smell and now it raised two questions and he bro he hit it two more he said man who do what he left and the door slammed and he literally just left and he literally just left and he literally just left And I was like, holy shit, hilarious. But that caused two questions. Right. One, that's unacceptable what he did. His behavior?
Starting point is 00:42:12 That behavior is un-fitting real. I've smelled K. Rob's poo alone. I can't imagine combining it with yours. He had 100% valid reaction. No, a valid reaction's fine, but you have gotten on to me for this same instance. Right. You don't get to walk in to a public bathroom where it's a 50% chance. The guy's either pissing or pooping.
Starting point is 00:42:31 You got two guys pooping. You don't get to go. Like, it's poof. Yes, you can. Courtesy flush. No, bite me. Courtesy flush? Hell no.
Starting point is 00:42:42 So one, unacceptable. Two, how did we not smell it? Now here's the thing. We both said it wasn't even that bad. You can poop by yourself. Yeah. And that's your own scent, right? It's your own camels.
Starting point is 00:42:54 Primal. But why am I not getting K. Robb's and why is Krob not getting cam whiffs? And it's making this melting pot of ass. Why are we not smelling this incense of ducy? Y'all two are literally the most disgusting human beings. That's not true. Like, y'all, y'all, like, y'all view going number two as, like, going to an arcade. And you have the same amount of fun doing both things.
Starting point is 00:43:17 You do you, taking a shit in public like you're trying to break into Fort Knox. Dude, that is so invasive. That, y'all are the type of people to poop out of club. You know how clubs don't have bathroom stalls so people don't do the coitus in there? Like, they don't have the doors on the stalls. Clubs you go into it? A lot of clubs don't have, a lot of clubs don't have, a lot of clubs. clubs don't have stalled doors.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Oh, wow. So people don't have, you would be the type to a club that has no door. Now that, now, if you want me to be honest, if you want me to be honest. They got mints at the sink. Yeah. Like, a guy's a real prick, too.
Starting point is 00:43:47 I, now, if the moment came and I'm literally about to poop myself, right. I'm sh- I'm sh-I'm-with-out-door. I can't, there's some places you should not-funerals in clubs. Now, I've never pooped to the dead. I've never pooped in the presence of a dead person. Never once. Now that that's that's wicked
Starting point is 00:44:05 Yeah that's a little strange I don't even think they have bathrooms at funeral Yeah they have bathrooms a funeral Well it depends if you go to outdoor indoor funeral I've seen a funeral with a porta potty and I'm like y'all don't have self-control I'm like we can't mourn for 45 minutes There's a guy taking a shit in a big gray busted porta potty They're doing the seven guns salute there
Starting point is 00:44:28 It's like somebody bring a machine gun gun God I would now Now, you, I think, now, I want y'all, I want y'all to answer this. Yeah. I think it is more egregious how, like you almost, pooping is like a deity to you. It's like you worship your poop. Like you can't do it around others.
Starting point is 00:44:47 It is. It's a, it's a poop. No, no, no, no. It's what you ate. It's poop. It's etiquette. It's literally etiquette and respect for others. I literally, I care so much about how I am respected and how I respect others.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Exactly. No, no, no, you don't get to say that second part. Don't you dare. Try to mend the middle ground. No, it is about you and you only, you don't give a sh- Yes, it is. Because that's why, no, you don't. Yes, I can debunk it. Whenever we go to Target and y'all, all y'all, all y'all like to crop dust people,
Starting point is 00:45:17 you're like, look at that family of four. And you'll just go past, I mean, you're like, eh-ha-ha. I'm like, please do not do that. No, no, no, no. Okay, you saying please do not do that, that's fine, that's fact. You say, please do not do that. You don't give a shit about Timmy, Janay, and the parents. You say, please don't do that because I don't want them to turn around and see me with the crop dusting people.
Starting point is 00:45:38 That's why you do it. No, it's not. You don't give a f*** about that family. Oh, my God. Yes, yes, I do. Payton, yes. I don't, that's why I don't holler in public. No, no, that's the same reason.
Starting point is 00:45:51 You don't care if you distract someone or your spook a little kid. You don't want to be seen as the hollering goof in public. No, that and because I respect people because I don't want people hollering or pooping when I'm around. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, boy. If you pooped, be honest. Matter of fact, check my hand. I'm going to say very, very black and white statement.
Starting point is 00:46:10 And you're going to either agree or disagree. Okay. Truthfully, if you poop in a public bathroom, no one's in there, you're done pooping, you flush, you stand up to wash your hands, and a guy walks in. And he goes, he looks to you right in your eye. Is your first slash only thought,
Starting point is 00:46:30 I feel bad for this guy smelling my boo-boo. Or is it, I'm caught? What is it? Be truthful. You don't give a shit about Thomas on his lunch break. What happened today? Exactly. I went, yeah, I had a hard time peeing, too.
Starting point is 00:46:46 That's what I would have a hard time peeing, too. It smells better. Yeah, exactly. Or blame it on some other guy. And that is proof. This episode is brought to you by Wayfair. This episode is brought to by Wayfair. game day. You might not think Wayfair, but you should because Wayfair is the best kept secret for
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Starting point is 00:48:09 Now on, just the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Back to Poop Talk, bro. I have some things with poop. Oh, God. Are you a part of the community? Are you a part of the community that takes their shirt off when they go number two?
Starting point is 00:48:26 Now, I can honestly say I've never done it. I've never done that. And I've heard wicked stories from you. And from Olivia's brother. Dude, okay, look, my brother growing up, and I think it's part of his, you know. No, no, it's my brother. I can say it. It's a part of his little, it's part of his powers.
Starting point is 00:48:44 He used to literally leave the pile of his clothes and his shoes and his socks outside the bathroom door. Outside? It would be, no, it was a full, it's a ghost of breast. It was a fool. It was from the shoes to the socks to the shirt. Oh, oh, oh, I think I have like a sinusitis. And then whenever he would be done, he would like stick one arm out to bed.
Starting point is 00:49:32 No, he was like, no, like a little cat. Like, he's just like, no. You would see Prest's B. Club. Yeah, it's not this either. It's, oh, yeah, okay. No, I used to always make fun of them, bro. I'd be like, dude, I'm hot.
Starting point is 00:49:52 I used to always make fun of them. And I was never a part of the ilk that would take their clothes off when they poof. What is the ilk? It's like a part of the tribe. I was never a part of the tribe or the community. I was never a part of the community that would take off their clothes when they went number two. I didn't believe in it. I was like, why are you doing that?
Starting point is 00:50:13 Never, never knew. Dog, I'm 26. I've started to do it. No, that is a myth. No, I got to take my shirt off. I got to take my shirt off. That's strange. I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:50:24 So you are, is the, okay. Now, you've only joined this membership. Like, you've only had this membership for a couple months. Yeah, I'm still on the trial. Now, you need to go. ask to go to like find a FHU, find somebody, like a founding father. Right. Is the premise that I don't want the poop smell to be on my garments?
Starting point is 00:50:40 No, I don't care. Not that at all. It's like a, it's like you can't fully be free and release. You can't open up. And I'm tight backstage. My can open up if I'm in a double thermal hoodie. Yeah, why do you think? If I got a poop, it's coming out.
Starting point is 00:50:55 Yeah, why do you think we were so close in college? I know that thing opens up. You don't do this day? to this day, fan accounts clip up stuff and the little post little montages. I swear to God, one out of every four at the bottom is, did Cam come out as buying? No, no, on my suggestion
Starting point is 00:51:12 every time I'm on TikTok is YSK Cam coming out. Every time, I click on it to keep it relevant. No, I click on it. That does keep it relevant. I always click on it to see if people are defending me. I click on it and then go- What is I didn't defend? No, there's not to defend, but I'm saying not like,
Starting point is 00:51:24 but you're not. Defend the truth. Yeah, not like the subject. Oh my God. No, okay, but dead ass. No, no, no, so why are you taking your clothes off? take it off because I can't like it's like restricting and it's not I've never I understand where you're coming from no I get it I've been like you I was there but now now it's it has to come off
Starting point is 00:51:45 it's like and then sometimes and I wear big clothes I wear big clothes how are they restricted no because sometimes I can't see the I can't see the bowl and sometimes it'll lay on the bowl and I'm like I can never see the bowl well that's just that's a body mat with I said down that porcelain's gone yeah that's a body the only white i can see is right here how far does it go down into the bowl what how far does how far does your man go down in the bowl when you sit down quite understood that either how do you sit on the toilet the what does that mean there's one way to sit on the toilet yeah but i don't you're over here talking about oh it's slapping the water he's fishing in and out he's diving for a one time i definitely i definitely drained the toilet one time
Starting point is 00:52:30 It was like a snake. You know when you snake a drain? You flushed. I was a human drain snake. Snake drain. I pulled out old hairs and all that with it. Oh, my God. Okay, what do you mean?
Starting point is 00:52:46 How do I sit on the toilet? I'm like this. So you sit normal, right? Yeah, I'm knees. I'm elbows on knees. Okay, let's just cut straight to it. You're sitting in the water. No, no.
Starting point is 00:52:56 Okay, then. No, no. Oh, on a house built before in 1995. four yes because those toilets are lifted a little they're like they're like the bowls up and the water goes higher yeah and it depends if it's a morning if i'm in the morning and i got to go number two and i still got some work for you know see now that's where i'm people said that too i'll put that thing in there now you're weird that is objectively strange to do it i'm saying if you have a slight way a one-third morning stiff oh no i never wake up one-third i'm either i'm saying you still have
Starting point is 00:53:25 i have full mass no you woke up and you were in the bed for two hours before you left If you still got one third full mass after 120 minutes, right? You go, if you are choosing to take fingers and push him into a palms. Oh, yeah, if you're choosing to use your arm and shove him down there. I'm like this. Yeah, you go, get in there. If you are, that's what I'm saying, if you're choosing to push it into the water. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:56 That is absolutely weird. Why? Where else would he go? Up? It just sits there. No, because sometimes you got a pee-p whenever you're doing that. And so you don't want to shooting up. So just in case, because... Now, if you're pissing.
Starting point is 00:54:10 No, I do both. I've never gone one without the other one. I'm sitting down. I've never just number two without number one. Now, that's correct. So I know a little, even if it's a little dribble, even if it's a little... It's clear in that blockage, that morning due. That's such a real thing.
Starting point is 00:54:29 a piss, and if I was, if I was blind in death, the sensation, I'm like, I've been peeing for two whole seconds, there's no liquid out of me right now. And then it gets through that last little gate, it breaks that damage, it's like, it's like, yeah, oh, that's real. Yeah, yeah, is it like mucus for the, what is that? Come on, man, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, brother, I'm sorry, brother. No, but. Better help. Yeah, for real. You pee. Yeah. First off, are you peeing and pooping at the same time. No, no, no, at the, at the same time. Most of the time, yes. That, that's, that is remarkable to me. A lot of the time now recently since I've deeth clothed, it's been, I'll warm up the bowl with you some urine. I'm opposite. What? I gasped that first, then peeve, then
Starting point is 00:55:15 solids. Wow. I sit down, hell, Kara, I've heard it. The second I sit down, it goes, it's like, it's like, it's like all the air. Yeah, and it's another thing. That's another thing. If you're, if you're making loud butt noises in a public toilet, you're the worst person ever. You can control that, and you're trying to put on a show. No, that's a performative dog. He literally, today, during that thing, after the guy goes, oh, God! And he left. Karab, we're sitting there.
Starting point is 00:55:39 It's silent. He's listening to a video. I'm getting the video to load. And I sh-it, it's like two minutes into the poop. And Karab, she goes, oh, oh. And I said, yeah, he'll marry. He'll marry. He'll marry.
Starting point is 00:55:52 Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. And it is, that is, that is gross. All right, we got to get off of poop. We got to get off of poop.
Starting point is 00:56:02 Dude, me and Cam, we had this debate. We started this debate earlier this week or last week. Me and Cam started this debate where we're like, we have to wait until we're on the, on the podcast. We were, I don't know how it started, but I said, I don't think I can confidently name 40 people that I know, first and last name. I do not think that is possible. for most people, like that you personally know. Cam said he thinks he can confidently write down 1,000 people's names that he knows. First and last.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Now, there was caveats. I did not agree to first and last. I said, bro, because we're, now, this might be a sign. When I was young, I used to think if I was held hostage and they said, you can't leave until you can name a thousand people you know, I'd always had confidence that I could do it. There's no way. So that's where that stems from. Okay.
Starting point is 00:56:54 No, we sound like. There's no way. where do you know a thousand people from from the experience of life grade school to middle school to high school to college to working to here to all friends in between that's what i'm saying i know i don't i don't go to their house and play checkers and rub their dog we've had a conversation and i can't remember your name no no i can't confidently count to one thousand without messing up now that that's simply a you can't think how far it is from the number 50 to 784 think how long that is strange gab but that is that is exactly
Starting point is 00:57:26 exactly a long, a lot, a lot. Think how many names that is. That's a lot of people. Kim. I hear you. Kim, I will, I will, where do you think right now, if I were to tell you to name 20 people? It's so simple. Name 20 people right now.
Starting point is 00:57:42 Shikala, Day, Day, Dave, Ivy, Zoe, Kinsey. So we could start of names. Nolan. Shikala, Day, Day, Jay, Jay, Goose. Oh, don't, don't you, don't you do that to me. Shikala, Gabe, Day, Day, Nay, nay. The four of you people. Zoe.
Starting point is 00:58:00 Annabelle, Brinley. It's so simple. Keep going. Okay. Nolan. Other Kinsey B. Carrie, Danny. Why am I blinking on his name?
Starting point is 00:58:13 I'm seeing. Oh, Wesley. Wesley. Stella. Adam. Casey. Heather. Heather.
Starting point is 00:58:20 Olivia Malachi. Don't want to count those because those are my family. Arnita Mark. All the people he just named are his family. How simple was that? All the people you name. Okay. So that's 20. What if it's people that are not in your family? People that are not in my family. Yeah. Peyton, K. Robb, Pierce, Dariel, C.J. Ryan, Danny, Sydney, Tony, Angel, Lexi. What is it? Frank? Noel. Melinda. Why did I skip that
Starting point is 00:58:52 I think. Sanjin, Diego, Mariana, Maria, Kishan, Javante. He just gave you four. Why are you participating? I only heard Diego. I only heard Diego. So that's another 20. That's 40 people.
Starting point is 00:59:07 Okay, if you didn't have help, that's without me sitting down with the phone. That's without me thinking, without me having time. That's 40 people. Already. That was a struggle for you, the 20. You had to get help. You know how long, you know how many a thousand is, Cam? Bro, I'm telling you.
Starting point is 00:59:22 And I venture to say, you're just starting to name names that you've heard of before. No. Every single person right there. I could show you a picture of it. Every single person. That's why you have to do first and last. Because I think you could just start naming names. No, but if now if I could, the last name, the only reason I'm saying I would struggle with that is because recently in the last recent years,
Starting point is 00:59:43 and we've both agreed to this, it's harder to remember names. Yeah. But that's not, that's not saying. People I know, I might struggle with your last name. I might forget it for a random second. I know your first name. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I've known you for 10 years. Now, if I go just, if I go just first names, I can just list any first name I've ever heard.
Starting point is 01:00:00 No, that's not fair. Okay. But if I do first and last. How could I prove it? Well, that's also a great point. I think it's an honor system. Yeah, exactly. A lie detector test is strapped to you.
Starting point is 01:00:10 That's fine. That's how we would have to go about it. There's, I just no way. I can't even imagine seeing a thousand people. Now here, now here's. That's like going to our live shows and naming every single person. Bro, I can. That's so many people.
Starting point is 01:00:20 could fill a live show. A live show capacity with people that I know. I would again, I would venture to say majority of people in the world can't name a thousand people first and last name that they've had actual interactions with. That's like four caveats. And I would probably go with you. Yes. You being a naturally introvert. What do you always say I am? Extravert. Super extrovert. Talk to anyone. Talk to much. Through that annoyingness of talking all the time, bro, there's been a lot of talk to. A lot of conversations. I'm telling you I could do it It would be hard
Starting point is 01:00:53 It would take a long time Man versus a thousand people That's the title of it Yeah Man versus a thousand people It would take Now I'm not gonna sit here in front It would take a while
Starting point is 01:01:04 Yeah And I definitely get like really stuck Bro basketball teams I just going to the gym Knowing people through people Yeah I just I'm just saying I don't think that I would be able to do it How many people did you graduate with
Starting point is 01:01:17 800 900? Now imagine I knew four of them Exactly, because you were who you were. And that's really my graduating was like 400 something, 500. Trailer Park School. I was involved in multiple things. I was involved in multiple things,
Starting point is 01:01:32 new majority of all those people because I've grown up with them. Yeah, dude, can we talk? And I know the people in the class under and all that stuff. Yeah. Well, we'll see. I want to see if people in the comments, what they think. If they can, if they think it's easy to name, a thousand people they know first and last name.
Starting point is 01:01:44 Time out. I want no, hell no. Go for 20. Right now. Go for 20 people. Can I be related to them? 20 non-famil just like I did 20 non-family people
Starting point is 01:01:52 KMCJ Dariel K-Rob Pierce Javante Ashlyn Liv Diego I wanted to say
Starting point is 01:02:02 my dog's name Mike Lisa I don't think I can do it I don't think I know it I don't know that many people don't talk to anybody the second you feel a little bit of all
Starting point is 01:02:17 I'm going to fail you're like ah I can't do it No, if you literally thought, you could easily get it. Okay, how about we do this on Patreon? Me and you sit down. That's right down a thousand names. I don't want to do that. Oh, no, no, no, we're not going to do that anymore.
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Starting point is 01:04:27 it. Okay. So I heard a story about this guy. He went on a date and it was, he described it as the opposite of catfishing. He said he showed up and the girl was way too attractive. Oh. Way, way more than what she looked like or what she perceived to be. Okay.
Starting point is 01:04:46 She looked better than she did on the pictures. He said, like, levels better. Oh, God. He said it was so bad that he was in his right mindset. He literally opened the door for her at the date and then said, thank you. So, whatever this phrase would be, first of all, what would you name that? The opposite of catfishing. Oh, that would be like bass.
Starting point is 01:05:06 Bass. Bass fishing. Idiot. Bass fishing. Bass fishing. She wasn't cat. She was bass fishing. Have you been. been bass fished, or have you, not knowingly, but from someone's reaction, been the bass fish
Starting point is 01:05:23 themselves? I've had so many people, not anymore because I've let myself go. No, you haven't. I, like, in my prime, like college prime, every time I would be around somebody, they'd be like, wow, you look a lot better than you do in your pictures. Like, you don't do yourself justice in the pictures. And honestly, that would make, make me feel confident going out in public, but any time I posted something, I'd be like, God, dude, you're like, or just, like, weird, cryptic, like, conversations they're hearing through other people, like, oh, Peyton said he's posted more black and white videos with opera music. Yeah. And then you walk into the room, tall, dark, handsome, you're just, like,
Starting point is 01:06:05 swaggy on top of that. I personality fish a lot. Like, a lot of people think, like, I'm, like, a lot, like, growing up, like, college, like, early adulthood, a lot of people thought I was going be like cool when they met me like like the pain's gonna be sick and they're like dude why is he just sitting in that corner you go he's in the corner he's eating four bags of baked lays and he won't turn em and him off like yeah that's it i answered your question sure follow-up yes but i'm not done with that i would agree i would agree on the part that you you could be this bass fish right okay but But do you think present day, do you think present day you could bat,
Starting point is 01:06:51 okay, let's say you were trying to bass bass fish somebody. You could have picked any other name. Bass fish catfish. If you were trying to, you were trying to be weird in the messages. You just like opposite of catfish. Opposite cat, yeah. If you were trying to opposite of catfishing someone, do you think you could successfully do it. So you're trying to be overly weird, annoying, unattractive.
Starting point is 01:07:11 That's my bag. See, and that's why I have. to ask this because you... That's my bag. That... Why do you do that? Because I want... If you like me
Starting point is 01:07:21 whenever I'm like weird, because I, that is me being weird and like whatever, but I do have a savant type of like you. I can be romantic and nice and savant. Now, why would you not lead
Starting point is 01:07:31 with the savant? Because it only goes downhill from there, baby girl. It's only going to disappoint you. Because once I start picking this in front of you, right? Once you see me go three weeks
Starting point is 01:07:42 without brushing a teeth, what are you going to do? Once you take a bad sip of some, die of coke, you just, yeah, right on your wood. First time you see me, no shower, no haircut. If you like me, then, wait till I get this fresh trail. See, that is, so you, you completely piss on the concept of first impressions.
Starting point is 01:07:59 You don't think it matters. And I think, I think, why would you lead with your worst foot forward and then try to clean up afterward? In my current situation, like the first few days, I was like, this is the worst version to me. I told her that, like, four times. You're, you're currently getting the worst version of me. it's only going to get better
Starting point is 01:08:16 I this is bad that I think I think you are wrong I think that is an objectively wrong take it's it makes sense you can make it make sense I think you should be presentable
Starting point is 01:08:29 you should be nice you should be charming I am nice to you're charming no I just go super I go some no I go just super like I'm like how I normally am I real if I'm dirt like I'm a little like grimy
Starting point is 01:08:40 like I don't shower all the time like my my might stink you know what I'm making this Dude, I don't know what it is. It's like a low iron thing, I think. Oh my god. Dude, I want to try something on you. Or do you have more? No, I was just going to say, have you ever been opposite of catfish? Yeah, I have a woman. Oh, have you? No, no, no, no. I've been real catfish.
Starting point is 01:08:56 Y'all are all there for that one. Not you. Don't do the little whistles. Don't do the bomb whistles. He said, hey, how's it? Who the f***? Y'all's borg. Y'all said. There you go, P. There you go, P. Nah, he goes to stay with you.
Starting point is 01:09:21 You got to. You go, he'll be with you. We're going to go get food. Y'all say that there. I literally was like this. Oh, no, that was. Oh. No, that was bad.
Starting point is 01:09:29 No, no, that should be legal. That should be. But Jesus. What happened? How do you look so dead when your sheets are wet? Why are your sheets wet? You air drying? I'm in your bed?
Starting point is 01:09:51 What the f***er your sheets wet, man? I can't get a good nice rest. I'd rather slip in the balcony. Oh, no, that was, that is, oh my God. I literally was like this. And then, you don't touch me. Dude, that, touch me. Nice.
Starting point is 01:10:11 Oh, my guy. And y'all, I come out the next. point like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like, like, and y'all go, oh, dude. Oh, man. That is me. No, no, no, no. I, I've never really gotten enough of my chest. Y'all are some bad friends for that. No, that is like a classic, like, all the friends hoad one of the friends' stories. I stayed up until six, eight. I couldn't sleep. I was like this.
Starting point is 01:10:37 Who is this? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Get off. You don't touch me. Oh, yeah. Don't touch me. Anyway, I got a game for you. Oh, I got a game for you. Okay. We all know that since you become a dad, you've turned into the ultimate unk status. Oh, God, yes. You know nothing about what's going on currently.
Starting point is 01:10:55 That's fair. Now, I take- Oh, God. I came across this TikTok account that breaks down and explains current, like, middle school, like brain rot terms. Oh, God, okay. And so it's helping adults and people. Parents understand what their kids are saying. Okay, I bet.
Starting point is 01:11:17 Now that you're a dad, I want to test you and see if you know these brain rot or middle school word explanation, sayings, words. Okay. Right. So I'm defining the brain rot. Yes, define this brain rot. Right. We're going to start off easy. Miriam Webster's.
Starting point is 01:11:30 Here we go. What does the saying or word chopped me? Chopped. It's cooked. Bad. Doesn't look good. It's chopped. There we go.
Starting point is 01:11:40 There we go. Oh God, if that's easy We're gonna be Yeah, okay, and then we're gonna get That's a good, that's a good point We're gonna use chopped in a sentence now Uh, I turned the corner and there she was She was chopped
Starting point is 01:11:54 Why did I make it? You know, that was like a textbook Like, no, oh, that, that fit is chopped Go, okay, there we go, good, good, good, good, good, good Oh, this is bad This is bad, this is gonna be bad, this is gonna be bad. Cindy? Cindy?
Starting point is 01:12:09 Cindy? Yes. And we're not talking about a girl. It's not a human being named Cindy. Like Cindy Louhoo. No, S-E-N-D-Y. Cindy. Cindy.
Starting point is 01:12:24 Ah, this is going to go off on a limb. It's like a cool, fucking way to be like, yo, it's like, send it. Like, hit me with that Cindy. Like, like, like, Cindy. What's this? A dog, I did not do homework. I was grinding for 2K last night. Cindy.
Starting point is 01:12:39 I need the answer. Cindy. That's this. Okay. Wait, wait. Do we want to tell me at the end or at the, no, no, you can tell me at the end of this one. Okay, Cindy. Cindy. S-E-N-D-Y. Yes. And it's more of an action thing too. Simmy that shit. You said for like, like, yo, Simmy that shit. It just dropped the that. What's that? Cindy. What did you say? It's more of an action. Cindy. Like, I need, I need, I need Cindy.
Starting point is 01:13:06 What's the action of Cindy? Make it. Cindy. That is Cindy. my mind. Cindy is like full sending something. It's like the abbreviated term that kids are using now. And so, but the kids now will do anything and make it Cindy, right? They'll get their homework
Starting point is 01:13:20 and like shotgun it. They'll get like a taco and shotgun it. They're getting Cindy. Oh, this is, no, this is a double layer bag. You said full send. I thought you meant shipping it. I didn't know you're meaning shotguning. Wait, what did you think it was? I thought when you say full send, like we're sending out there.
Starting point is 01:13:36 Like we're putting it out there for positive vibes. Good affirmations. We're sending it. And then you said, like, they'll take their homework and Cindy. So there's shotgunning pencil sharpeners? Yeah, it's like stuff like that. They're not actually ingesting, but just the action of it. Cindy? Yes.
Starting point is 01:13:49 Oh, that's, oh, this is going to be bad. Holy. I thought I was like, Cindy. At first I thought it was an abbreviation for send the address. Send Addie. Yeah. Drop the ad, Cindy. And now, okay, the next one.
Starting point is 01:14:01 It's not bad, but you really, you just age 20 years. I know. You're like, Cindy. This is the action of Cindy. Cindy. Palpatine. Do it. Do it. Now, I don't know if I'm pronouncing this right.
Starting point is 01:14:14 C.J. will correct me. Saibow. Sybao. Or si-sai-bow. Yeah. Whatever it is. Sci-bow. Shut your ass up. There we go. That one I know. That one I know.
Starting point is 01:14:25 Using the sentence. Sybao before I take care of you. That was so bad. You could have ended up. Shut your ass up before I take care of you. I can't remove the deadness. Like, I'm still a dead. Then you could have ended on such a high note.
Starting point is 01:14:41 Everybody was proud of you. And then you just go, stop it. Yeah, stop. Shy bow for I do something about it. That is, oh, God. Okay. I have two for three. Now, this is deep, deep.
Starting point is 01:14:55 And I had to investigate this one. That's good. And I got into a weird side of TikTok finding this one. Give me some hard ones. Here we go. My mother ate fries. The fuck was that? That's it.
Starting point is 01:15:05 That's it? They say that? It's a whole sentence. My mother ate fries. That has a meaning to it, besides English? What is the, what's the meme? My mother ate fries. A bunch of kids are going around saying, my mother ate fries.
Starting point is 01:15:20 I have no clue. My mother ate fries. Yeah. Our comments on this are going to be so brain rot. My mother ate fries. Maybe she took it. Like she ate fries. Fries are bad food.
Starting point is 01:15:36 She took. My mother ate fries. Tanya ate slices. Who the f- what is? This says like it's all from a book. Tanya ate slices. Who's Tanya? Slices of what?
Starting point is 01:15:47 And this has an action. This has like a street meaning. Like I could walk up to a 10th grade and be like, Tonya ate slices. You'd probably be the coolest ever. No, no. My mother ate fries. And Tanya ate slices.
Starting point is 01:15:59 Yeah. What is that? Nothing really. What? There's no meaning. Basically, it's a cut scene from everybody hates Chris. And you know how on everybody. Everybody hates Chris. Chris Rock would voice over, like, the cutscenes.
Starting point is 01:16:14 And there's a scene where his mom's, like, stuffing fries in a car. And he goes, my mother ate fries. And she's going like this. And then right after that, he goes, Tayae, ain't slices. And she's, like, behind a stairwell, like, eating a pizza. And they just, like, basically pitch the audio up, deep fry the fucking out the video and just, like, blare it over and they put it over everything. So it's like, my mother fries. Toyi ate slices.
Starting point is 01:16:39 Okay. That's no different than, like, I don't want to speak from my counterpart. We don't want to speak, like, it's just like a, it's a ying and yang thing. You need a secondary. Yeah. Well, you know, no one's saying it by themselves. If there's a kid right now in a local junior high walking around going, my mother ate fries, Tanya ain't slices.
Starting point is 01:16:58 Like, put that kid in Fri-I-S right now. You're such a dad. Oh, my God. That is stupid. Okay, last one, because I want you to end on a win. No, no, no. Okay, go. This last one.
Starting point is 01:17:09 six seven what is that six seven is the uh from the song what's his name i think it's scrylix something like that scrella scrella scrella scrella is a is a tj no i think that's his name as well though i think his name is screlex as well i thought it was scrella it might be scrella yeah okay scrella Okay, six, seven, no, no, no, no, poxed no, no voice on the B line. Okay, six, seven is a... Six, seven. Uh, zudo-strap, no no voice on to the B line. I'm gonna slip dip, knock down, and he die.
Starting point is 01:17:45 Dumb, do, do, six, seven, I'm popper. I gave you more than you asked for. This is disgusting. I think that's it. Now, the meaning, it's, it's got to be the, the fry slices, whatever that is. There's no There's not a definition of it It's just
Starting point is 01:18:03 They just say it Now anytime that chronologically It's your 86 7 I would be the teacher It goes number six And they're all at the edge of their seat I go number eight I'm skipping that
Starting point is 01:18:15 You don't get you We're not doing that The amount of hate you just had in your eyes I want you to give the camera I said number six They're sitting there Oh and I go Number eight
Starting point is 01:18:22 And I am skipping that I would never I would wake up With the goal of i'm going to try my hardest to never say six seven yeah and if i complete it i would i'd go to bed as an adult happy yeah that i did not give them what they were do we have fan edits of us because we've talked to people and like they've been recording they've asked us like hey how tall are you and we're six seven oh yeah and i'll go six seven and they'll go six seven six seven
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Starting point is 01:20:16 No, we were at the weekend concert, and I was at the bar, and this kid came up. And he wasn't a kid, actually. This guy came up. That is, oh, I'm so sorry to derail. That genuinely is one of my favorite things you do. When you go off and you start talking so quick and you mess something up and you immediately fix it yourself and strike it down, that is goal. I mean, there's nothing you do that I love more than that.
Starting point is 01:20:50 I do that. We were at the bar and this kid came up to us. Wasn't a kid actually. It was a full bull man. Like, I, oh my God. And I don't even think you realize it. I went to the gym last Tuesday
Starting point is 01:20:59 wasn't last week but I went to it is it is the best do that oh my oh god can somebody make a compilation
Starting point is 01:21:06 of me doing next I don't believe it I argue there's one an episode 100% CJ was in his room the other night editing well he wasn't editing
Starting point is 01:21:14 but he was like and it's just it's that quick it's like your your brain's going so fast but then you catch the dude I'm getting on Adderall
Starting point is 01:21:22 dude I'm I'm definitely doing it are you are you huh Sounds like you're already Fing on one You know But so Oh no
Starting point is 01:21:32 Oh I broke him I'm sorry guys I'm sorry Oh saints are going on I'm sorry No we're at the weekend concert I was at the bar And this guy comes up
Starting point is 01:21:39 And he's a fan And he was like Oh can I get a picture So yeah bro of course And he goes You're a lot taller Than it seems on the podcast Which we always get
Starting point is 01:21:47 He goes how tall are you And I go six seven And he goes Oh six seven The muck had a cocktail On his hand No yeah I almost
Starting point is 01:21:56 Hit him He is a tall That is what you call a super duper senior. Yeah. That guy is, I mean, he's still invested in high school. He still wears his letterman. Dude, I went back to my hometown, and I saw a kid that I'm 26. I graduated in high school in 2017.
Starting point is 01:22:14 I saw a guy I went to high school with walking to a high school football game in a letterman. He didn't play football there either. He's not on the coaching staff. It's younger sibling. We're going to chalk it up as younger sibling because I was that guy. two weeks ago. I was walking to a high school. You were your letterman? Oh, no, no, no, no. That's his siblings letterman. That's what I'm getting at. No, no, no, no. It said 2017 on it. Guys, chock that up. I was going to wear my lettermen to our hometown show in Austin, but I couldn't
Starting point is 01:22:43 find it because I'm a regular adult. Yeah, no, I don't know, I don't know where mine is. And I only lettered once, which that's not true, but I'm saying I only could only afford the jacket once. Let's, no, oh, no, you just unlock. Let's talk about the people that, treat the letterman like it's a keepsake closet and you're putting every thing your parents want to buy on the jacket you're not going to wear it in two years are you talking about the patches oh i mean patched from head to it looks like a sewing shop now you can't you can't do that you cannot do that yes i can if you earn the patches you wear the patches how many kids went out of their way to do something just to get the patch that's a fact me exactly oh my god you're a loser dude
Starting point is 01:23:27 I if now I didn't have to actually we still had to pay for the patches if you earned it exactly and so I was like you could just pay for these patches I wanted a theater patch I had like there was a bunch of different like I wanted all the clubs on my and I asked my mom and she said no see but if it wasn't up for her mother right I would do it though if you I'm now hear me out right you did theater and you did basketball from seventh grade all the way up get those patches yeah you're in cheer right 10th grade 1st grade 1st grade 1st grade rolls around. You made varsity. Congrats. I'm sure you'll be a universal champion when you hit AAU cheer. Everyone is. Everybody that's done cheer is a champion. Every cheer that I've ever met won worlds. Oh my god. Oh my god. They all that same banner that little microphone trophy. Holy shit. I know. That's got to screenshot that. I know. That's got to go. I'm like at some point oh my god. How many world champion basketball players do we know? Oh my god. Every year. Oh my god. I'm the world champion. I won nationals four years in a row. I'm like how many nations do we have? Yeah. In what country was Uzbekistan? When'd you get home? You know,
Starting point is 01:24:33 no. I know a whole, I know a girl in my hometown. That's better than you. And she won it as well. And you weren't on the same. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. Oh, there was, oh man, one of the girls that was one of those champions. She was one of the ones that would wear a knee brace through school all the time with over the jeans. Oh, oh. Oh. You didn't win. What about what? What about the kids? We're really being a. No, we are, but it's funny. It's funny.
Starting point is 01:25:01 And once these people, everyone hits a phase. We hit a phase. Everyone hits a phase. We're mature and you realize, oh, that was. I tried to break my arm a lot. So I'm in, because I always wanted somebody to sign my castle, I felt like I was loved. Because no one would sign my fucking yearbook.
Starting point is 01:25:15 They're not doodle on it. Oh, oh. No one signed your yearbook. No. You just said you knew four people out of 900. Yeah, my basketball friends, like my point guard, would sign it. Be like, appreciate the screens, big man.
Starting point is 01:25:27 but like I would try to get other people too and they just put in my earbook you had now now this might be the only what I had on my earbook damn it's like Jonah own super bad dog do you know okay this might be the gross but fake numbers in there too
Starting point is 01:25:43 this might be the only time of my life that I have out like better done with the the women than you you had you had guys you had the dogs sign you
Starting point is 01:25:57 Your yearbook. Yeah, bro, I don't know what summer. Be safe during the summer. Crazy world. What are you talking about? Hell yeah, I got to get my dog signature one more time just in case somehow we're deep in the streets. No, but your point guard that odds are you will spend time with through the summer, if not
Starting point is 01:26:13 play AAU together. Dude, Cam. Signed your yearbook when you're going to be back in school with him in three months. You didn't have your bro sign the yearbook? Straight females. With some close friends. But they did. I was never like, dude, Tony.
Starting point is 01:26:27 hit it i never did that well first of all first of all i was always the guy like i never i never brought my yearbook to people you were an attention no you were like oh cam yes you were you were going around no that's a discipline you're like you're like and you're like and you're like and rachel's challenge and rachel's challenge and pre-police academy you're like i'm I'm like, arrest them all. Ah, you're like, see you later, Tyrese. Like, I was you in school. I was like this.
Starting point is 01:26:59 I would sit down. When it was yearbook signing time, I would sit down and the only people that signed my yearbook were the people that came up to me. No, they wouldn't, but that made me, it made more important. I wasn't asking and soliciting like you.
Starting point is 01:27:09 You were a door to door to a salesman on your yearbook. I was a door to salesman because everybody was. How to first off, I find that hard to believe. When y'all's yearbooks dropped, it wasn't like the rave of the school. Yes. Bro, everyone would,
Starting point is 01:27:19 Everyone buy them, go straight through, see all the stuff. And then toward the end of the year, bro, you got to sign this, sign this, da-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah. So you were just sitting there, the weird stinky kitten. Yeah, I couldn't, I couldn't get people to, I couldn't go to people and ask them to sign. I could not. I would sit there with it open on the signing page. No!
Starting point is 01:27:34 Oh, oh, that's worse. That's not bad. Oh, my God. You're like the round-up option at Panda. Oh, my God. Oh, here if you want. It's like a tipping option. You turn the iPad.
Starting point is 01:27:45 You're fake doing work. Yeah. Oh, God, that's worse. Dude, you saw the video that went viral of me graduating high school. I was sitting alone in my high school graduation. I was a collegiate at. I was the best collegiate athlete in that school. I was the only one on a basketball scholarship in that school.
Starting point is 01:28:05 Only one. And I sat alone. I think there is another layer of you that no one knows. I'm alone. I'm scared. I'm scared. I don't know how to do it. I'm faking it every day.
Starting point is 01:28:17 Every high and hello is hard. Oh, I know. You've been real scarce with them, too. You've been mean to me. No, hey, did you note, super quick side note, currency in itself is not real. I just want, I wanted to bring this to you to see what your thoughts were. The only reason, dollars have values because we, as a society, we put value on that dollar.
Starting point is 01:28:40 It is literal paper. Yeah, yeah. Okay? Because it's not backed by gold anymore. There's not actual gold, but it could, currency could be anything. yes that's like a barter system exactly you ever been to burning man yeah no oh i saw the dude that that thing looked that looked a little yeah i don't go to burning man you know you can't buy food out there can't buy food you just sit in a desert no you can't buy food it's like you just like a barter
Starting point is 01:29:03 system like there would be one guy that makes like a thousand pancakes you got to give him some shillings now tell now honestly tell me no what i don't want to do that why is a barter system not no i want my things and i'll pay you for your things how about you find someone that wants your I don't want you to have my but the beauty is beauty is an eye of a beholder at that point a lot of motherfahs are ugly
Starting point is 01:29:28 exactly but you could have some $250 eggs if you get a chicken and no one else has chickens in a 10 mile radius your eggs don't got to be $6 for a dozen them be 60 a pop you want a little egg McMuffin throw me 320s
Starting point is 01:29:46 or throw me Throw me some of your bricks. Whatever you want. Yeah. Now we're starting to go to different size of the aisle here. Where would you go? I just want to pay money. Oh, where would you go?
Starting point is 01:29:57 I'm just saying. Dude, now it's going to like how we want to the world to function. I don't believe in a barter says I want to pay. I'm saying I see the functionality in a barter. I don't. Get us out of here, Cam. Appreciate each and every. Oh.
Starting point is 01:30:13 Pop that knee. Get it out of there. Oh, okay. Hold on. Just get us out of here. and then we'll worry about it. There we go. Appreciate each and every single one of y'all.
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