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We got co-host Cam back in the studio.
How you doing, Kim?
Everybody.
Go cam, go cam, go cam, go cam, go cam, throw them hips, come.
Go cam, throw them hips, come.
We got Colos Cam back in the studio.
How are you feeling Bubba?
I'm so glad to see.
I'm so, I'm so happy to see you again.
I just can't twerk anymore, man.
It's gone.
You ever?
I used to be decent.
Slightly way decent, like a great value brand.
Can I say something about your twerk though?
Let's hear it.
Your twerk has never been like both cheeks going.
at a different time.
Oh, no, I don't have that.
Like, you would never be able
to stop a 40-year-old divorced black man.
Like, that would never turn his head, right?
But, or the guy that's in the gym for three hours
and his workout takes one hour.
Yeah, yeah, he definitely has to cut off gloves on.
He's like, oh.
We know how about it.
And, bro, okay, you always had the twerk of, like,
you had a cute coil-la-ray twerk.
Like, you had, like, a little...
Not bad.
Oh, great.
Yeah.
Oh, we'll always appreciate it.
We'll take it.
We'll take it.
But if we're putting it.
Speaking of the Mount Rushmore of Twerk.
I'm nowhere near the heavy hitters, the big bodies.
Oh, no, no, no.
It's nowhere near cyclone level.
Knees kept me from being great as well.
I never once could have the Megan Knees.
Now, you had the Megan Knees.
You had the Megan Knee's.
I had a quick six-month season of great knee work.
You signed a vet-max contract six months in, six months out.
Yeah. That was, boy, what a time.
I'm doing good, though.
I honestly, I had Ben Simmons level of, like,
Act like, oh, my God.
They thought I was going to take over the league.
And I took the money and ran.
They said, oh, my God, he's going to have six MVP.
By the time he retired.
He's got six MVP's.
You did one season.
You said, I'm out of here.
And honestly, I think it's the curvature of my spine.
Now, that didn't help.
It was a little crooked.
Like it was just a little, like a, like those shoe horns.
You use?
You know, I've always wondered how my skeletal system would look.
I've always kind of wanted to get, like, opened up.
and somebody to examine how,
and then put me back together.
Open me up and put me back together.
You want to be opened up
and someone examined your insides.
And I did it. I did it.
What do you mean you did it?
I did it yesterday.
I had someone examine my insides.
Okay.
Now this can go one of two ways
and I'm going to let you decide
which way it goes quickly
before I start making comments.
Someone opened you up
and examined your insides yesterday.
A complete stranger.
Okay, dude.
Completely stranger.
Okay.
He was a man.
Now.
A complete stranger male
looked in my insides.
A male stranger that I have
no friendship of relationship with.
Couldn't tell you his name right now.
So, uh...
What the fuck?
How does that happen?
CJ went with me.
Okay, dude.
So a random man
examined the both of you
or did CJ just watch?
No, he stayed in the waiting room.
Have fun of that little nice little weird chair
in the corner.
Yeah.
Like the one you have in your bedroom.
I don't have that.
No, because I don't know.
I've always wondered what my skeletal system looks like and what my body is going on.
Shut up and tell me what actually happened.
I went.
This is getting freaky.
So, as you know, I'm on a weight loss journey.
I'm trying to cut some tum-tum fat.
There you go, a little tum-tum.
I'm trying to do.
Nothing wrong with it.
I love it.
Dude, because when I sit down sometimes, it's like a storage unit.
I mean, right now, mine's hanging over the top button.
Like, I'm just sitting there and it's just keeping that button nice and warm.
It is.
That's why, I mean, all of my little, they're never too tight.
It's nice and loosen up.
Yeah. And I was like, I started to look like Cam.
Oh, my God. And so I...
And so I went and got a full Dexas scan.
Nice! You actually did?
Yes. Holy shit.
Nice.
Right? It's like down the road for me.
So if you don't know what a Dexascan is basically you lay on this X-ray machine
and they tell you your exact body fat percentage.
They tell you where your fat is proportion.
Now, first of all, I thought a Dexan scan.
I was going to lay down on this table and basically,
it's this little thing that goes over you and they said hey there's some radiation in this right
they were like I wouldn't do this too often and I was like why am I think they go sir you don't have
any chains oh god call Martha you're sitting there you got chains watches everything on just burning
and there's yeah no because he almost forgot like he was like do you have any jewelry on and I was
looking I was checked about chains on I took my watch on I was like no and then as soon as I lay
down I was like this I went oh I had earrings in he did he honestly should have checked for that
what if they what if it fixed your keyloids what if the radiation
and your, like, eroded ear impacts formed this beautiful thing that just fixed your ear.
Oh, if one of my keloids popped, it would start, like, the second polio.
Yeah, it'd be Chernobyl in that office.
Like, everyone there, your life's over.
You're just there.
You cannot infect the pop.
It would be Oppenheimer in my ear.
Like, so basically, I was like, because I needed to see, like, what macros I should be eating, all the boring stuff.
What I should be eating and all that.
So proud of you first time.
Yeah, so I laid down, I got the body skit.
Now, I knew I'm a little tubby, right?
I knew that.
The results are so gross.
Oh, my God.
The level of, even CJ made jokes.
He's like, yeah, you're probably like 15% body fat.
He was like, you're probably 15.
That's easy to work on.
He got the body scan back.
Wait, I'm saying that is smooth 25.
You know, it's not ideal.
It's not ideal.
Right?
But we're here to work on it.
We're here to work on it.
Oh, okay.
Oh, go, go.
But I'm saying, that's fun.
but that's not even the part that really hurt my feelings.
No one told me when you get a full body Dexas scan,
it shows your jibly bits.
It shows your jibly bits.
Oh, I'm not going anymore.
In infrared, in skeletal form.
I'm just looking at it.
My little nuts are so far away from my butt sheets.
and his professional
he's like yeah you got a lot of muscle
on this left quad
no one good
balls right there
he's just not talking about
he's like so we're gonna go to the right leg
he's like this one you can work maybe
some vulgarians and you're just sitting there
like hey hey
hey bro
like that's my
bro
hey kid cover cover it up
oh and it's I see that thing
every day but I've never seen it
in infrared dude I would be terrified
infrared yeah and it shows you
it shows you like on your body
like how strong each muscle is.
Where you hold muscle and stuff.
Basically, like the darker the red,
that was the lightest blue I've ever seen.
Clear water.
Bro, it was literally like...
Hey, I swear, I swear on everything.
Now that, because I've never got a Dexa,
I've got close, like, it's under it.
It's a standing one, but it's a full body thing.
But I've always wanted to do a Dexascan.
Now that I know that, I'm treating it no different,
no different.
than a physical. You got to get a warm-up.
In my mind, there's no different than physical.
I go, Doc, we ready? He's like, yeah, I just laid out.
And I go, all right, sounds good.
And I go, hit the button now.
Hit the button now. Start the scan.
Start the scan.
There's no way, because when I get up and look at that screen, if I see my, God forbid, I just left a workout.
If I, if I, I did just leave a workout, too.
Oh, no.
I just came back from the gym.
I'm, I mean, I am on record, dude.
If I were to get pants, if someone were to see my manhood, post-gim workout.
I literally, I'd like, I'd start a new life.
I'd have to leave what I've known.
And the thing is, I was wearing tight-ass underwear, too.
So that thing was literally, like, just held up in there tight.
Look like you took like a hamburger bun and just kind of mushed it down.
And the worst thing is, y'all, I talked about it last episode, I'm working on a little relationship.
She comes over.
She wants to look at the decks scan.
I thought you were about to say something else.
She comes over
She's wanting to look at the guy
And I'm still in my mind mentally
About the Dexas scan
So he's sitting there trying to jump up
I can't, I don't have a mind of muscle right now
No muscle apparently
What she
She said she picked up the paper
She was like
Oh look at you peepee
Don't go no pee pee
Oh dude
That's a dude
Dude
Yeah
Dude you just
Now here we go
And I'm glad you're experiencing
this, because for whatever
reason, Liv thinks it's acceptable to call it a pee-pee
sometimes.
Ladies, do not call your man's
manhood a pee-p.
No, no, yeah.
We won't have sex tonight.
If you're going to, like, we won't,
I will take a stand.
I'm not having sex with you.
If you look at me, barely closed or,
or naked, you go, oh,
pee-pee.
What are some acceptable names for your girl
to call your genitals?
That thing, with an A.
Give me that an I.
Rock it.
Bring me that thing.
Bring that thing over here.
I, I, I, now that's,
like, yeah, that's a thing.
A pee pee pee? A pee.
Dude, she, oh my God. I had a pee when I was four.
I had a pee pee when I didn't even know what a girl was.
Malachi got a pee.
I was like, yeah, my son, that's a pee pee.
That's a, that's a pee. That's a p. That's a lowercase pee.
And it's starting to get erased from the bottom.
No, oh, in other news, he has found his peepee.
Malachi has found his peevee.
Malachi has. It's a new installment in the life.
A wife of Malachi, he sits there and takes his bath, and he just goes like this.
Yeah, he's just like a little grown man.
He just grabs it.
He just goes, I'm like, that's you, bud.
One hand's right there on the golden little giblets.
The other hand's smacking a little turtle that's smiling at him.
But dude, I'll take a whole shower.
Lives already in the bed and I come out and I'll get these random spurts.
It's like, oh, let's play some tigers.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
And I walk out and I slap the door open all dramatically and I'm just staring at her.
What next?
No, no, yes, sometimes.
But, no, if I was butt-naked and she said,
oh, look at your pee-pee.
I'm literally sleeping upstairs.
I'm sleeping in the guest room.
I'm going to my parents' house.
Yeah, I don't want to talk to you.
You can have the house for tonight.
I'm going to peace.
Like, but I'll be in my underwear.
And strike a pose.
I'm just like, hey there, little lady.
And she goes, why does your pee-pee look like that?
And I'm just like, dude, turn on beauty and black.
I'm like, I'm almost just watch it.
It is, it is demoralizing.
You know, getting turned out for shit and turning on a Tyler Perry TV show is a nasty combo.
Can I talk about it?
Can I talk about it?
that show real quick. Tyler Perry? Dude, Tyler Perry's Beauty and Black. Yeah. First of all, Tyler Perry is a legend. Now,
what I'm going to say, even in your high respect of Tyler Perry, you cannot disagree. I've not seen
the show. I don't watch Tyler Perry TV shows. You've seen Tyler Perry. You've seen Medeas, you've seen all that
you've, right. Okay. So this show, plot, storyline, pretty solid. Okay. Not gonna lie. First off,
I jumped in at episode seven. Don't do that with a show that you really want to continue to watch.
I'll get to that. I came in one night and she was watching. I was like, sure, and then I'm hooked.
but I missed I missed four and a half hours of footage so I'm like who's that who's that who's
that right anyway oh that's a worst it's god it's the worst live got mad she threw a fit
anyway the show is good the plot's good there's some beautiful characters on both side there's a lot
of there's a lot of stuff happening right anytime there is violence or action I mean it is
it's bad it's like did this just become a comedy like it seriously is like how is
Everything else so good.
And then the action...
I mean, I watched a guy.
Yeah.
I watched a guy.
Miss the hit.
Like, because it's Hollywood.
I'm not going to punch this other actor.
And the guy goes...
What the fuck?
Like, it is the action scenes.
God bless Tyler Perry.
But he, I mean, he gets stuff out.
Yeah, that's just thing.
He gets stuff out fast.
And if you're not like super whatever into details, it's a, it's enjoyable watch.
Yeah.
Dude, I'm just like...
I have this thing with TV shows.
And it was like through college and high school.
I always.
hated the first season of television.
I always hated it.
Oh, my God.
Like, when I first watched The Office,
I started at season two,
which I advise people to do.
Now, everyone tells people to do that,
but no, if you,
God, you sound like Liv.
Live cannot watch a first episode of anything.
It's so hard.
Pilots are so hard for me.
It's a pilot.
I know, but I hate it.
Why?
But you should know,
especially your brain.
You like shows and all the inner words.
I do, I do.
I think it goes to ADHD,
and like, you know that something's going to,
I want to get to,
That's why I really like the show, like, Your Honor.
The first episode, there's, like, the whole story, the shit's right here.
That's what I think the people need to do now with attention spans.
Like, off-rip.
Yeah.
But, I mean, a lot of shows in recent, maybe, like, two, three years, a lot of shows,
start, like, the first episode, they'll show, like, what the climax event is.
Right.
And then, like, backtrack to the whole.
You wonder how I got it.
Yeah, like, this person nine, now we're going to spend nine episodes figuring out how they die.
You remember that from BET?
Yep, that's me.
Bet you're wondering how I got in this position.
Dude, that's fire.
Yeah, you've never watched BT.
No, I didn't.
Oh, I'm just kidding.
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Okay, now this is, now this, this might be something.
You thought if you watched enough BET, you could say the word.
No, no, no, no.
I was granted access to say the word.
I never abused it.
Never used it.
Never abused it or never used it.
Neither, neither.
But I never went through that door.
They held the door. I had the keys to the city.
You do have a pass in your wallet right now.
Yes, I don't have my wallet on me, but it's over there.
It's a metallic card.
And the fact that you kept that for over a year, it's metal.
No, it's metal.
No, it's metal. It is metal.
It is metal. I can go ting, ting, ting, and it's a pass.
The fact you still have it is crazy.
It's a sick gift.
It says the powers can be revoked and taken back by a fellow black if I abuse it.
Yeah, but fellow black, you're not a black.
That's truthful.
Not a fellow black, a black guy, girl, person.
This is getting bad.
This is getting bad.
I used to come home from school.
Remember, I told you there was a long period of time where I would come home to school.
I was completely by myself.
My mom wasn't back from work yet.
My dad left his second job.
I'd go into our living room.
And do you remember on the old TVs, there used to be channel like 101, 101, 102, 103?
It was like, country mix, R&B.
Sure, yeah.
It was like radio.
radio stations.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would go into my house all by myself, me and Dusty, R-I-P, and I would blet super dead.
I would blare rap or R&B music and then some days.
Now, great, it was semi-new to me, but if I knew the song, I'm jumping on the
couches, dog.
I didn't even know what a section was.
I literally thought I was in a section by myself at like 11 years old.
So you would like, it was, so what was your environment, though?
Like, in your mind, were you imagining, where were you?
Oh, there's no, there's no imagination.
I was in my living room, but I was like,
dude, this is that music.
People get the hype too.
I was like, let's just try it out.
First of all, everything in your body just popped.
It would be like,
she move her body like a cyclone.
And I was like,
you're thick.
11 years old smacking on birthday cake Oreos just going.
Wait, that okay.
It's just nasty work.
That's so weird.
because whenever I did like that
I was imagining. I was selling out
Madison Square Garden. Oh, no, and I never knew
I could be that big. I knew I had
a ceiling. I was like,
MSG, no, what about the backyard?
I think that's strange. The fact that
you were still present in where you were at?
100%. That's so, okay, so whenever you were
wrestling, like, WWE.
Now wrestling, I was in
Arlington. I sold out AT&T
as me versus John
to the belt. And I had that big
there and I'd beat his
At what age is it okay?
What age do you need to stop pretending to be a WWE superstar against stuffed animals?
At what age does that need to stop?
I really think it depends on how much alone time you can conjure up in your own house.
Because if you, if parents are gone, dude, you can push that almost up until high school.
You can get real frisky.
Yeah.
Okay, what age did you stop?
For me, it's on the actual bear jumping off the couch is doing dumb shit.
say probably like maybe like fifth fourth or fifth grade so that's like 10 11 i'd say no okay
you're you're either you're either upset at my answer and you stopped way earlier or you went way too
long no no because because in a certain extent it's like do you have friends like you should be
doing it on people like there's no need to be beating that polar bear's that you've known for seven
years there's your blood and snot all over him go do it to gym
No, my mom didn't allow roughhousing.
Oh, God.
Oh, dude, people's moms that didn't allow roughhousing.
It was a worst sleepover ever.
What do you mean?
We can't fake fight.
That's how boys become men.
Yeah, but I became a man on my stuffed animals in many ways.
What?
No.
You heard that.
We all have different ways of development.
If, oh, I can't even say that, I cannot even say that.
Why you think I'm a Texas Longhorn?
You didn't even.
I had a stuffed bevo for about six years.
How big was bevo?
How big was be?
Top prize at a carnival.
Horns.
You'd grab him right by the horns.
You're sitting there, da-da-da-da-da.
to the Texas theme song.
No, but I went too far to the point.
No kidding, you went too far.
I was about to be able to drive a car by myself.
I was like 14.
And I'm not saying I did it as often,
and let's be completely honest with each other here.
I was doing it recreationally.
Like, it was like I hit a crack.
Like, I knew I should stop, but you ever got...
Oh, no, no! No! No!
He would be looking at me and I'd be like,
And then, God forbid, you come home from varsity basketball practice.
You're about to get in the shower.
You peek out of the corner, you go, givow, you're talking shit.
You go, mom?
Oh, she's not here.
Preston!
Oh, no.
And you're sitting there sizing him up.
You go in there?
Dude, there's no way that you treated.
That was your first addiction.
And the worst part is having to clean yourself up
before you hear your parents walk in.
You should go, get up.
You throw the dog and you run into the shower.
It's because, it's because.
It's because I would put like,
we'd have these little Heinz ketchup packages
and I put them on my forehead.
You are un-hitting real.
Fake blood.
And then I would rip some shirts up a little bit
because there was like a street fight.
Like he caught me in the locker.
room before our match.
See, that, now that is, like, even to that extent, you are imagining you're getting
beaten up by a top shelf prize carnival bevo in a street fight locker room.
I was literally just like, dude, I want to stone cold stone or somebody, but I don't
have anybody.
I'm a dude on this bear.
And I was like, I was never not Cameron.
I was myself.
I was a 10-year-old.
I was in my parents living room.
You were like, dude, I was literally in the south side of Brooklyn.
I was walking down.
No, dad, you'll never believe.
the Bivo came up, side-swight me, and it was a full-blown brawl.
And I was so imaginative, I would give B-Vo a couple wins.
I'd fall by pinfall, never submission.
But I'd go down by pinfall.
No, no, I'll level with you there.
I used to make the bear, hold my leg up, and I'd practice.
Kick out.
And I'm yelling it.
So I am not only being pinned, I'm pinning myself, and I'm the referee.
I'll let it go
Oh,
one,
two,
three,
he kicks out,
now I'm J.R.
Now I'm J.R.
I'm the whole cast.
I was Friday Night Smackdown.
Oh my God,
it's a slober knock.
Oh.
Oh, there's no way.
No,
we need,
no,
we need,
like,
like,
psychiatric help,
dog.
We need,
there needs to be a study
of,
like,
kids that play did that and like where are they now because we are weird what it was right
here two of them right here holy shit oh my god he kicked out no one's ever kicked out after
the RKO oh it's a slobber knocker it's a slobber knocker oh dude no oh no way oh no oh my god oh
there's this take oh my god oh my god
didn't send it to you.
There's this TikTok account.
So this guy, you know how, you've definitely seen this.
You know how a lot of people, they have like a crazy movie wall or like a game wall,
like a massive collection of movies.
Oh, yeah.
So they go on TikTok Live, they have those little, uh, uh, the thing that, uh, gimbled.
They have like a gimbal stand, so they're sitting there walking.
Basically their whole shtick is like, name a movie, I bet you I got it.
Okay, so there's people on TikTok Live that show off the movie collection.
Show off, but it can be anything, but it's really big with like.
movies and games because people come in there like uh you get a quick hit of nostalgia you're like
oh my god my favorite get ratchet and clank whatever he's like oh it's right here okay and that's like
the whole thing people send him gifts to skip the line right so this dude did it with his his wrestling
like figures payton when i say this if we would have had this as a kid so this man had a ring
right he had two people uh no four people in it like a little tag team he made he had like
cardboard cutouts of pictures of the crowd right
it. Oh, I've seen him. Yeah. He had, he made an entrance. Yeah. Had a fog machine. So,
he had two screens. Check his harddress. So he. I thought I got to say about it.
That's all I got to say about him. No, for real. I'm like, there's, I've seen him. I've seen
you don't do that as a normal way. You don't work and like O'Reilly's and then end up doing that.
But bro, like, it is a whole production. Yeah. He'll search up.
their theme intro
like video and song
play it on the screens
he'll walk him out
he'll have people do like
who do you think he's gonna win
hits a smoke machine
and then he has like
at least a hundred other wrestlers
that he sets ringside
and puts them all in different
like all that dude
that shit is sick
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i went into best buy this week that was my favorite thing to ever do and i literally would i like a heart would i get something small okay it doesn't really matter
I went to Best Buy this week.
I got like a USB drive.
Like literally this big of something, right?
That's all I needed.
I go to the counter.
I pay for it.
He goes, all right, here's your receipt.
I go, can I get a bag with this?
Can I get a bag with my USB drive?
K. Rob looked at me like I was insane.
You are insane.
So you weren't taught to get a bag with everything you purchase.
First off, the fact you were taught that is wicked.
itself and no. Why do I need a bag if something that can fit in my palm?
None of y'all got taught this? It's so it looks like you're not stealing. My mom always made
sure I got a bag. Now, this could be a little different viewpoint. That might be, that might be,
cultural thing. That could, that could. I don't know. It might be what. That might be a black thing.
Let's just, let's just call spade to spade. My mom said, no, my mom didn't teach me about baggage.
Anyway, she didn't say, oh, you need a bag. Yeah. Now that makes a little more sense.
I'm going to retract.
Yeah.
But I was never taught.
No, my mom said you got to get a bag and receipt.
It's like 2FA.
You go, I got the bag.
He's like, not good enough.
You go receipt.
He goes, I don't give a fuck.
Y'all, so you weren't taught that?
Bro, no.
Dude, isn't that crazy how we got it?
It is, it honestly is absolutely wild that some of the, like, craziest things.
Okay.
Yeah.
If you were to drive a scooter or a bike to your friend's house, where do you leave it?
My mom never let me do that.
My mom had to drive me to my friends house to see me going to that home.
That's true.
Your closest neighbors are serial killers.
So it's not like you were riding a razor over to Cheyenne's house and she's going to murk it with her son.
Yeah.
No, I, okay, you didn't get to do that.
If you were a kid, would you have left it on the sidewalk or bring it up to the door and, like, tuck it behind something?
Sidewalk.
Oh, oh, you're not painting a good picture, man.
Wait, why?
That is...
Wait, so as a kid, if you drove a scooter to your friend's house, you're not supposed to leave it on the side.
No, let's just say this.
Me, right?
White.
Yeah, I'm taking it to the door.
I'm hiding in their bushes.
You, you said, oh, I'm here.
And then, oh, oh, oh, no.
No, I assume, I assume to say I'm more respectful.
I'm not putting my metal driving device in your shrubs.
You work hard, you manicured your line.
I'm going to leave it on the street.
Oh, David didn't manicure's line.
It was not manicure.
I didn't grow up in a trailer park.
Neither did I.
My parents' house now is where I grew up.
But it's not a trailer.
It's not a trailer park at all.
None of that.
Okay.
Uh, oh.
Okay.
Now, this is something we could reason on.
It has nothing to do with white or black or anything.
He's just like white or black?
You know, like, grow up differences?
So you didn't get taught to get two FAA when you bought something.
We had to.
Okay.
When the street lights go off.
First off, were you allowed to play outside?
Let's just start there.
Because at this point, you couldn't be a rough house.
You couldn't, you had to get bags of recede.
You couldn't drive the friend's house on a scooter.
Yes, I was always playing outside.
So when the streetlights came off, did you immediately go home?
Did you have to?
No.
I wasn't able to see the streetlights go off.
I had to know when them bitches were going off.
And I better be home before they go off.
What does that even mean?
You're outside, yet you can't see the street lights.
If I'm outside and the street lights are off, I'm outside too long.
Yes.
I'm not supposed to see them go off.
You're inside before those streets.
streetlights go off.
Ah, okay.
Because it's dark.
I can get taken.
It's too late.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Whenever you were playing with your friends, you had a bunch of your friends over
at your house.
Uh-huh.
Were you allowed to play inside and outside?
Yeah?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No boy.
No.
No, boy.
We were subbing in tag team.
No, sir.
Dude, go sweat.
Play some two-on-two basketball.
We're going to be in here on the game queue.
Oh, hell no.
No, sir.
Oh, yeah.
No, sir.
Yeah, your mom said either you're going to stay clean or you're going to be sweating.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
And, oh my God, did you ever have those little popsicle things?
You would have to cut that would cut the corners of your mouth?
Oh.
Where did you dispose?
Did you just leave them out everywhere?
Hell no.
Okay, that was a federal fence at my house.
She saw one of those.
I put, were you allowed to drink after your mom when you were growing up?
Drink after my mom?
My mom would always have a diet, Dr. Pepper, they'd be sitting there.
I would literally just walk in the room before even talking to her.
Just be like, hey, can I go play this game with David?
I would take a drink from her all the time.
If you're wrong.
My parents' cups were like a king and queen chalice.
If I touch those, I'd be be handed.
Be handed.
What is it called?
But I did try that one time.
I tried to drink my parents drink.
They were in their room, right?
And I learned a lesson this day.
I tried, and this probably explains how I am now.
Okay.
Remember, they were sitting in their bed, right, watching a show.
I walk in there, and I had a thing.
And I was kind of like this in college.
Remember I used to do this in college?
Tell me.
I used to just finish off people's drinks at a house party.
Yes.
And that is so...
Swear to God, I don't always do that.
Because now he doesn't even finish his drinks.
Yeah.
But if there was a drink, like a red solo cup something,
he was drinking dark.
It looks in the cup, it's dark.
He said,
dude, it was like this thing,
or whenever the party's slowing down,
because I was under 21 and I was trying to drink.
Yeah.
So this is the most alcohol you have available to you.
It's the most lucrative scheme.
Boy, you leave a...
Dude, go lock that door.
Wait, which door?
He's like, they're all locked.
And he walks out.
No, but...
So I remember I walked into my parents' room, and my dad had a red solo cup there.
And right next to it was a Coke can, right?
Oh.
And so I just walked in there, and it was one of those days.
I was, like, super hyper.
And I ran in there, and I was like, ah!
Like, whatever.
My hair was all wild.
I smelled like...
I hadn't brushed my teeth in a month.
and so I remember I grabbed my dad's cup and he was like no no no and I drank it like just
shot it straight crown and coat oh straight and when I said like I was like almost ill yeah how bad
that tasted now in my adult life go to beverage go to beverage but yeah I used to do that
all the time dude I used to I used to take whatever I wanted from me mall boy well she was oh yeah
impaired oh no but I went through a small tyrant
face. You stole from your blind and deaf grandma?
I didn't steal from her, but she had a drink out.
Did you ask?
No. That's still. No, but I didn't finish
the whole thing. I'd just go get whatever.
Hell, that cheese looks good, too.
Oh yeah, your food's right here, me, ma'amaw.
Poor me, ma'am. She probably had her
portion. She probably didn't have a portion.
She probably didn't have a portion. And I was just, she's blind,
deaf, and starving.
You got something.
Oh my God. This morning, I went to the gym
this morning, before we came here, brought all my stuff in the car, and showered after the gym.
Right.
When I tell you, at the gym.
You shower at the gym?
Yeah.
I can't do that.
Why?
Do you wear shower shoes?
Yes.
Do you?
They're in my car.
But I'm naked.
It's a shower.
Wait.
Why would I wear swim trunks?
Yeah, that's weird.
That's like, that's like, don't have to pull the shirt off.
Yeah, it is.
We're in swim trunks.
I was butt naked.
Are you Kaysana?
Are you live in front of 100,000 people are you showering?
What's the DJ's name?
Kason.
Yeah, I said J. Sean.
Isn't J. Sean down, down, down, down?
Funny enough, I stalked J. Sean's Instagram last week.
Why would you ever?
I don't know why.
Oh, because CJ was playing his music and I was like, what the f f f f fj Sean doing?
Music.
Still doing music?
I kind of.
Yeah.
I think he's doing well.
Okay.
Did you say, I think or I hope?
I think.
Okay, I think he's doing well.
Anyway, I'm showering.
My phone is on loud, and it's, okay, so I didn't want to bring it the best way.
There's, like, a little place you can put stuff that it's not in the shower.
It's like a little shelf, kind of.
So my phone's over there, not in the shower with me.
Didn't want to get my phone up.
My wife calls me.
Okay.
My wife has a specific ringtone.
It's Redbone by Childish Camino sang by a street performer in Vegas in MP4 format.
You've had this since like 2015.
Exactly.
Very loud.
very, very one-of-a-kind.
Right.
Goes off full volume.
One of the year rival, now it's too late.
And I'm like, oh, God.
And I'm showering, and I kid you not.
Oh, locker room full of men.
What the fuck is that?
They go, what the fuck is that?
And it's like some, like, I don't want to describe it.
There's like some grisly dudes in there.
Oh, yeah, big, like, bodybuilder.
Like, they're probably getting ready to go to, like, the fire station.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they're just going, man, what the,
is that and it's go and it is
it's on full volume yeah it is very loud
and I cannot turn it off
and there's never been a moment in my life
where maybe 20 25 seconds felt
like two and a half minute yeah I'm sitting there
just like oh my god like turn
off and I was like she's gonna call me back
she didn't thank God so then
it ends they're still getting
ready and I get out of the shower
I grab my phone like this bro I literally was like
I did not want him to see it
I said oh man wow
then she calls again when it's in my hand and this and it was just like two like two seconds it's
like you want and i was like oh and they went and they just looked at me and i was like oh and i just got
ready what is the so embarrassing what is the etiquette for for showering in a public gym is it wrong
to play music out loud i would say yes absolutely i think that is absolutely acceptable no sir
no we're all showering together no we're not actually believe it or not believe it or not we're
I am showering by myself.
And these are good showers.
These aren't the little curtain ones.
These are full-blown bathroom stalls.
Oh, you go to rich people, gym.
You go to the same gym.
You go to the same gym.
But yeah, it's a full-blown door that locks.
Now, I treated it like my home, though.
I'm not going to like it.
I went in there.
I cut the shower on.
I got the water heating up nice.
Hung my towel.
I walked back.
I feel like it's not a bad thing to play music in the shower at a public gym.
I think if you have a respectable music taste.
Exactly. But then it defeats the point. Music is your own expression.
You might play The Weekend. Fantastic to you, us.
Those Grizzly guys going ready to climb a building and put out a fire, they might say, what the fuck is that?
If people can record themselves in the mirror in the gym, they can do all those.
And I'm walking past looking like a Pillsbury dough boy.
You know, with my little X-rayed meat walking through, I can play a little bit of the weekend in the shower.
Okay, but now how would you feel if the guy in the shower next to you has a bigger, better phone?
Right.
And it's playing, it's like heavy metal.
In the shower, I think I'm susceptible to enjoy anything.
That's not true.
I swear to you, in the shower, I'll put, that's the only time I will flagrantly just put my music on shuffle.
I have like 20,000 songs.
I'll put it on shuffle.
It is some about the water.
I can vibe to anything.
Oh, God.
I can vibe to anything.
Oh, man.
like three opera songs on my phone. I'll get through all 12 minutes of that song. That is a
opera? Yeah, I had an opera phase in college. Remember I used to film black and white
videos? Yeah, I had a weird opera phase. What the fuck it was? He would feel, he'd find one
object, say it's this plant. He'd literally, he'd move me out the way, and he'd go from this
angle, put it a black and white filter on it and have opera music in the background. Just
post on a story. Yeah, that was my thing for like two, three years. God. I loved it, too. He wanted
to be mysterious. Oh, okay. Now, now, this is something that is, this is something that is
rude and disrespectful. Today, literally maybe an hour ago, me and K. Rob were both taking a
poop in the bathroom. Yeah, yeah. You'll take joint poops. We took a joint poop. We
tagged in. We said, hey, good luck, brother. We were talking. Because we're the only people in here.
So you're in the office taking a poop. In the office, taking a poop. I'm in the last stall,
stall between us empty. K. Rob. There's only three. A guy walks in.
and you know there's the double door so we hear the first door hear the second one and i kid you not
immediately he goes oh man he goes whoa man who do god and he is violently like upset at the
smell and now it raised two questions and he bro he hit it two more he said man who do
what he left and the door slammed and he literally just left and he literally just left and he literally just left
And I was like, holy shit, hilarious.
But that caused two questions.
Right.
One, that's unacceptable what he did.
His behavior?
That behavior is un-fitting real.
I've smelled K. Rob's poo alone.
I can't imagine combining it with yours.
He had 100% valid reaction.
No, a valid reaction's fine, but you have gotten on to me for this same instance.
Right.
You don't get to walk in to a public bathroom where it's a 50% chance.
The guy's either pissing or pooping.
You got two guys pooping.
You don't get to go.
Like, it's poof.
Yes, you can.
Courtesy flush.
No, bite me.
Courtesy flush?
Hell no.
So one, unacceptable.
Two, how did we not smell it?
Now here's the thing.
We both said it wasn't even that bad.
You can poop by yourself.
Yeah.
And that's your own scent, right?
It's your own camels.
Primal.
But why am I not getting K. Robb's and why is Krob not getting cam whiffs?
And it's making this melting pot of ass.
Why are we not smelling this incense of ducy?
Y'all two are literally the most disgusting human beings.
That's not true.
Like, y'all, y'all, like, y'all view going number two as, like, going to an arcade.
And you have the same amount of fun doing both things.
You do you, taking a shit in public like you're trying to break into Fort Knox.
Dude, that is so invasive.
That, y'all are the type of people to poop out of club.
You know how clubs don't have bathroom stalls so people don't do the coitus in there?
Like, they don't have the doors on the stalls.
Clubs you go into it?
A lot of clubs don't have, a lot of clubs don't have, a lot of clubs.
clubs don't have stalled doors.
Oh, wow.
So people don't have, you would be the type to
a club that has no door.
Now that, now, if you want me to be honest,
if you want me to be honest.
They got mints at the sink.
Yeah.
Like, a guy's a real prick, too.
I, now, if the moment came and I'm literally about to poop myself,
right.
I'm sh- I'm sh-I'm-with-out-door.
I can't, there's some places you should not-funerals in clubs.
Now, I've never pooped to the dead.
I've never pooped in the presence of a dead person.
Never once.
Now that that's that's wicked
Yeah that's a little strange
I don't even think they have bathrooms at funeral
Yeah they have bathrooms a funeral
Well it depends if you go to outdoor indoor funeral
I've seen a funeral with a porta potty and I'm like y'all don't have self-control
I'm like we can't mourn for 45 minutes
There's a guy taking a shit in a big gray busted porta potty
They're doing the seven guns salute there
It's like somebody bring a machine gun gun
God
I would now
Now, you, I think, now, I want y'all, I want y'all to answer this.
Yeah.
I think it is more egregious how, like you almost, pooping is like a deity to you.
It's like you worship your poop.
Like you can't do it around others.
It is.
It's a, it's a poop.
No, no, no, no.
It's what you ate.
It's poop.
It's etiquette.
It's literally etiquette and respect for others.
I literally, I care so much about how I am respected and how I respect others.
Exactly. No, no, no, you don't get to say that second part.
Don't you dare.
Try to mend the middle ground.
No, it is about you and you only, you don't give a sh-
Yes, it is.
Because that's why, no, you don't.
Yes, I can debunk it.
Whenever we go to Target and y'all, all y'all, all y'all like to crop dust people,
you're like, look at that family of four.
And you'll just go past, I mean, you're like, eh-ha-ha.
I'm like, please do not do that.
No, no, no, no.
Okay, you saying please do not do that, that's fine, that's fact.
You say, please do not do that.
You don't give a shit about Timmy, Janay, and the parents.
You say, please don't do that because I don't want them to turn around and see me with the crop dusting people.
That's why you do it.
No, it's not.
You don't give a f*** about that family.
Oh, my God.
Yes, yes, I do.
Payton, yes.
I don't, that's why I don't holler in public.
No, no, that's the same reason.
You don't care if you distract someone or your spook a little kid.
You don't want to be seen as the hollering goof in public.
No, that and because I respect people because I don't want people hollering or pooping when I'm around.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, boy.
If you pooped, be honest.
Matter of fact, check my hand.
I'm going to say very, very black and white statement.
And you're going to either agree or disagree.
Okay.
Truthfully, if you poop in a public bathroom, no one's in there,
you're done pooping, you flush, you stand up to wash your hands,
and a guy walks in.
And he goes,
he looks to you right in your eye.
Is your first slash only thought,
I feel bad for this guy smelling my boo-boo.
Or is it, I'm caught?
What is it?
Be truthful.
You don't give a shit about Thomas on his lunch break.
What happened today?
Exactly.
I went, yeah, I had a hard time peeing, too.
That's what I would have a hard time peeing, too.
It smells better.
Yeah, exactly.
Or blame it on some other guy.
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Back to Poop Talk, bro.
I have some things with poop.
Oh, God.
Are you a part of the community?
Are you a part of the community
that takes their shirt off when they go number two?
Now, I can honestly say I've never done it.
I've never done that.
And I've heard wicked stories from you.
And from Olivia's brother.
Dude, okay, look, my brother growing up, and I think it's part of his, you know.
No, no, it's my brother.
I can say it.
It's a part of his little, it's part of his powers.
He used to literally leave the pile of his clothes and his shoes and his socks outside the bathroom door.
Outside?
It would be, no, it was a full,
it's a ghost of breast.
It was a fool.
It was from the shoes to the socks to the shirt.
Oh, oh, oh, I think I have like a sinusitis.
And then whenever he would be done, he would like stick one arm out to bed.
No, he was like, no, like a little cat.
Like, he's just like, no.
You would see Prest's B.
Club.
Yeah, it's not this either.
It's, oh, yeah, okay.
No, I used to always make fun of them, bro.
I'd be like, dude, I'm hot.
I used to always make fun of them.
And I was never a part of the ilk that would take their clothes off when they poof.
What is the ilk?
It's like a part of the tribe.
I was never a part of the tribe or the community.
I was never a part of the community that would take off their clothes when they went number two.
I didn't believe in it.
I was like, why are you doing that?
Never, never knew.
Dog, I'm 26.
I've started to do it.
No, that is a myth.
No, I got to take my shirt off.
I got to take my shirt off.
That's strange.
I don't know why.
So you are, is the, okay.
Now, you've only joined this membership.
Like, you've only had this membership for a couple months.
Yeah, I'm still on the trial.
Now, you need to go.
ask to go to like find a FHU, find somebody, like a founding father.
Right.
Is the premise that I don't want the poop smell to be on my garments?
No, I don't care.
Not that at all.
It's like a, it's like you can't fully be free and release.
You can't open up.
And I'm tight backstage.
My can open up if I'm in a double thermal hoodie.
Yeah, why do you think?
If I got a poop, it's coming out.
Yeah, why do you think we were so close in college?
I know that thing opens up.
You don't do this day?
to this day, fan accounts clip up stuff
and the little post little montages.
I swear to God, one out of every four
at the bottom is, did Cam come out as buying?
No, no, on my suggestion
every time I'm on TikTok is YSK Cam coming out.
Every time, I click on it to keep it relevant.
No, I click on it.
That does keep it relevant.
I always click on it to see if people are defending me.
I click on it and then go-
What is I didn't defend?
No, there's not to defend, but I'm saying not like,
but you're not.
Defend the truth.
Yeah, not like the subject.
Oh my God.
No, okay, but dead ass.
No, no, no, so why are you taking your clothes off?
take it off because I can't like it's like restricting and it's not I've never I understand where
you're coming from no I get it I've been like you I was there but now now it's it has to come off
it's like and then sometimes and I wear big clothes I wear big clothes how are they restricted no
because sometimes I can't see the I can't see the bowl and sometimes it'll lay on the bowl and I'm like
I can never see the bowl well that's just that's a body mat with I said
down that porcelain's gone yeah that's a body the only white i can see is right here how far does it go down
into the bowl what how far does how far does your man go down in the bowl when you sit down
quite understood that either how do you sit on the toilet the what does that mean there's one way to
sit on the toilet yeah but i don't you're over here talking about oh it's slapping the water he's
fishing in and out he's diving for a one time i definitely i definitely drained the toilet one time
It was like a snake.
You know when you snake a drain?
You flushed.
I was a human drain snake.
Snake drain.
I pulled out old hairs and all that with it.
Oh, my God.
Okay, what do you mean?
How do I sit on the toilet?
I'm like this.
So you sit normal, right?
Yeah, I'm knees.
I'm elbows on knees.
Okay, let's just cut straight to it.
You're sitting in the water.
No, no.
Okay, then.
No, no.
Oh, on a house built before in 1995.
four yes because those toilets are lifted a little they're like they're like the bowls up and the water
goes higher yeah and it depends if it's a morning if i'm in the morning and i got to go number two
and i still got some work for you know see now that's where i'm people said that too i'll put that thing in
there now you're weird that is objectively strange to do it i'm saying if you have a slight way
a one-third morning stiff oh no i never wake up one-third i'm either i'm saying you still have
i have full mass no you woke up and you were in the bed for two hours before you left
If you still got one third full mass after 120 minutes, right?
You go, if you are choosing to take fingers and push him into a palms.
Oh, yeah, if you're choosing to use your arm and shove him down there.
I'm like this.
Yeah, you go, get in there.
If you are, that's what I'm saying, if you're choosing to push it into the water.
Yeah.
That is absolutely weird.
Why? Where else would he go?
Up?
It just sits there.
No, because sometimes you got a pee-p whenever you're doing that.
And so you don't want to shooting up.
So just in case, because...
Now, if you're pissing.
No, I do both.
I've never gone one without the other one.
I'm sitting down.
I've never just number two without number one.
Now, that's correct.
So I know a little, even if it's a little dribble, even if it's a little...
It's clear in that blockage, that morning due.
That's such a real thing.
a piss, and if I was, if I was blind in death, the sensation, I'm like, I've been peeing for
two whole seconds, there's no liquid out of me right now. And then it gets through that last little
gate, it breaks that damage, it's like, it's like, yeah, oh, that's real. Yeah, yeah, is it like
mucus for the, what is that? Come on, man, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, brother, I'm sorry, brother.
No, but. Better help. Yeah, for real. You pee. Yeah. First off, are you peeing and pooping at the
same time. No, no, no, at the, at the same time. Most of the time, yes. That, that's, that is
remarkable to me. A lot of the time now recently since I've deeth clothed, it's been, I'll warm
up the bowl with you some urine. I'm opposite. What? I gasped that first, then peeve, then
solids. Wow. I sit down, hell, Kara, I've heard it. The second I sit down, it goes,
it's like, it's like, it's like all the air. Yeah, and it's another thing. That's another thing.
If you're, if you're making loud butt noises in a public toilet, you're the worst person ever.
You can control that, and you're trying to put on a show.
No, that's a performative dog.
He literally, today, during that thing, after the guy goes, oh, God!
And he left.
Karab, we're sitting there.
It's silent.
He's listening to a video.
I'm getting the video to load.
And I sh-it, it's like two minutes into the poop.
And Karab, she goes, oh, oh.
And I said, yeah, he'll marry.
He'll marry.
He'll marry.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
And it is, that is, that is gross.
All right, we got to get off of poop.
We got to get off of poop.
Dude, me and Cam, we had this debate.
We started this debate earlier this week or last week.
Me and Cam started this debate where we're like, we have to wait until we're on the, on the podcast.
We were, I don't know how it started, but I said, I don't think I can confidently name 40 people that I know, first and last name.
I do not think that is possible.
for most people, like that you personally know.
Cam said he thinks he can confidently write down 1,000 people's names that he knows.
First and last.
Now, there was caveats.
I did not agree to first and last.
I said, bro, because we're, now, this might be a sign.
When I was young, I used to think if I was held hostage and they said,
you can't leave until you can name a thousand people you know, I'd always had confidence that I could do it.
There's no way.
So that's where that stems from.
Okay.
No, we sound like.
There's no way.
where do you know a thousand people from from the experience of life grade school to middle school
to high school to college to working to here to all friends in between that's what i'm saying
i know i don't i don't go to their house and play checkers and rub their dog we've had a conversation
and i can't remember your name no no i can't confidently count to one thousand without messing up
now that that's simply a you can't think how far it is from the number 50 to 784 think how long
that is strange gab but that is that is exactly
exactly a long, a lot, a lot.
Think how many names that is.
That's a lot of people.
Kim.
I hear you.
Kim, I will, I will, where do you think right now, if I were to tell you to name 20 people?
It's so simple.
Name 20 people right now.
Shikala, Day, Day, Dave, Ivy, Zoe, Kinsey.
So we could start of names.
Nolan.
Shikala, Day, Day, Jay, Jay, Goose.
Oh, don't, don't you, don't you do that to me.
Shikala, Gabe, Day, Day, Nay, nay.
The four of you people.
Zoe.
Annabelle, Brinley.
It's so simple.
Keep going.
Okay.
Nolan.
Other Kinsey B.
Carrie, Danny.
Why am I blinking on his name?
I'm seeing.
Oh, Wesley.
Wesley.
Stella.
Adam.
Casey.
Heather.
Heather.
Olivia Malachi.
Don't want to count those
because those are my family.
Arnita Mark.
All the people he just named are his family.
How simple was that? All the people you name. Okay. So that's 20. What if it's people that are not
in your family? People that are not in my family. Yeah. Peyton, K. Robb, Pierce, Dariel, C.J. Ryan,
Danny, Sydney, Tony, Angel, Lexi. What is it? Frank? Noel. Melinda. Why did I skip that
I think.
Sanjin, Diego, Mariana, Maria, Kishan, Javante.
He just gave you four.
Why are you participating?
I only heard Diego.
I only heard Diego.
So that's another 20.
That's 40 people.
Okay, if you didn't have help, that's without me sitting down with the phone.
That's without me thinking, without me having time.
That's 40 people.
Already.
That was a struggle for you, the 20.
You had to get help.
You know how long, you know how many a thousand is, Cam?
Bro, I'm telling you.
And I venture to say, you're just starting to name names that you've heard of before.
No.
Every single person right there.
I could show you a picture of it.
Every single person.
That's why you have to do first and last.
Because I think you could just start naming names.
No, but if now if I could, the last name, the only reason I'm saying I would struggle with that is because recently in the last recent years,
and we've both agreed to this, it's harder to remember names.
Yeah.
But that's not, that's not saying.
People I know, I might struggle with your last name.
I might forget it for a random second.
I know your first name.
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I've known you for 10 years.
Now, if I go just, if I go just first names, I can just list any first name I've ever heard.
No, that's not fair.
Okay.
But if I do first and last.
How could I prove it?
Well, that's also a great point.
I think it's an honor system.
Yeah, exactly.
A lie detector test is strapped to you.
That's fine.
That's how we would have to go about it.
There's, I just no way.
I can't even imagine seeing a thousand people.
Now here, now here's.
That's like going to our live shows and naming every single person.
Bro, I can.
That's so many people.
could fill a live show. A live show capacity with people that I know. I would
again, I would venture to say majority of people in the world can't name a thousand people
first and last name that they've had actual interactions with. That's like four caveats.
And I would probably go with you. Yes. You being a naturally introvert. What do you always say
I am? Extravert. Super extrovert. Talk to anyone. Talk to much. Through that annoyingness of
talking all the time, bro, there's been a lot of talk to. A lot of conversations.
I'm telling you I could do it
It would be hard
It would take a long time
Man versus a thousand people
That's the title of it
Yeah
Man versus a thousand people
It would take
Now I'm not gonna sit here in front
It would take a while
Yeah
And I definitely get like really stuck
Bro basketball teams
I just going to the gym
Knowing people through people
Yeah I just I'm just saying
I don't think that I would be able to do it
How many people did you graduate with
800 900?
Now imagine
I knew four of them
Exactly, because you were who you were.
And that's really my graduating was like 400 something, 500.
Trailer Park School.
I was involved in multiple things.
I was involved in multiple things,
new majority of all those people because I've grown up with them.
Yeah, dude, can we talk?
And I know the people in the class under and all that stuff.
Yeah.
Well, we'll see.
I want to see if people in the comments, what they think.
If they can, if they think it's easy to name,
a thousand people they know first and last name.
Time out.
I want no, hell no.
Go for 20.
Right now.
Go for 20 people.
Can I be related to them?
20 non-famil just like I did
20 non-family people
KMCJ Dariel
K-Rob
Pierce
Javante
Ashlyn
Liv
Diego
I wanted to say
my dog's name
Mike
Lisa
I don't think I can do it
I don't think I know it
I don't know that many people
don't talk to anybody
the second you feel a little bit of all
I'm going to fail you're like
ah I can't do it
No, if you literally thought, you could easily get it.
Okay, how about we do this on Patreon?
Me and you sit down.
That's right down a thousand names.
I don't want to do that.
Oh, no, no, no, we're not going to do that anymore.
No, no, no.
Let's set a reasonable timer.
Okay.
And then see who can put more names.
Let's do that.
We'll do that on Patreon.
Yeah, join the Patreon.
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All right, I have something for you that I hope to God you have not done this or experienced
it.
Okay.
So I heard a story about this guy.
He went on a date and it was, he described it as the opposite of catfishing.
He said he showed up and the girl was way too attractive.
Oh.
Way, way more than what she looked like or what she perceived to be.
Okay.
She looked better than she did on the pictures.
He said, like, levels better.
Oh, God.
He said it was so bad that he was in his right mindset.
He literally opened the door for her at the date and then said, thank you.
So, whatever this phrase would be, first of all, what would you name that?
The opposite of catfishing.
Oh, that would be like bass.
Bass. Bass fishing.
Idiot.
Bass fishing.
Bass fishing.
She wasn't cat.
She was bass fishing.
Have you been.
been bass fished, or have you, not knowingly, but from someone's reaction, been the bass fish
themselves? I've had so many people, not anymore because I've let myself go.
No, you haven't. I, like, in my prime, like college prime, every time I would be around somebody,
they'd be like, wow, you look a lot better than you do in your pictures.
Like, you don't do yourself justice in the pictures. And honestly, that would make,
make me feel confident going out in public, but any time I posted something, I'd be like,
God, dude, you're like, or just, like, weird, cryptic, like, conversations they're hearing
through other people, like, oh, Peyton said he's posted more black and white videos with opera
music. Yeah. And then you walk into the room, tall, dark, handsome, you're just, like,
swaggy on top of that. I personality fish a lot. Like, a lot of people think, like, I'm, like,
a lot, like, growing up, like, college, like, early adulthood, a lot of people thought I was going
be like cool when they met me like like the pain's gonna be sick and they're like dude why is he
just sitting in that corner you go he's in the corner he's eating four bags of baked lays and he
won't turn em and him off like yeah that's it i answered your question
sure follow-up yes but i'm not done with that i would agree i would agree on the part that you
you could be this bass fish right okay but
But do you think present day, do you think present day you could bat,
okay, let's say you were trying to bass bass fish somebody.
You could have picked any other name.
Bass fish catfish.
If you were trying to, you were trying to be weird in the messages.
You just like opposite of catfish.
Opposite cat, yeah.
If you were trying to opposite of catfishing someone, do you think you could successfully do it.
So you're trying to be overly weird, annoying, unattractive.
That's my bag.
See, and that's why I have.
to ask this because you...
That's my bag.
That...
Why do you do that?
Because I want...
If you like me
whenever I'm like weird,
because I,
that is me being weird
and like whatever,
but I do have a savant type of like you.
I can be romantic and nice
and savant.
Now, why would you not lead
with the savant?
Because it only goes downhill
from there, baby girl.
It's only going to disappoint you.
Because once I start
picking this in front of you,
right?
Once you see me go three weeks
without brushing a teeth,
what are you going to do?
Once you take a bad sip
of some,
die of coke, you just, yeah, right on your wood.
First time you see me, no shower, no haircut.
If you like me, then, wait till I get this fresh trail.
See, that is, so you, you completely piss on the concept of first impressions.
You don't think it matters.
And I think, I think, why would you lead with your worst foot forward and then try to
clean up afterward?
In my current situation, like the first few days, I was like, this is the worst version
to me.
I told her that, like, four times.
You're, you're currently getting the worst version of me.
it's only going to get better
I this is bad
that I think
I think you are wrong
I think that is
an objectively wrong take
it's it makes sense
you can make it make sense
I think you should be presentable
you should be nice
you should be charming
I am nice to you're charming
no I just go super
I go some
no I go just super
like I'm like how I normally am I real
if I'm dirt like I'm a little like grimy
like I don't shower all the time
like my my might stink
you know what I'm making this
Dude, I don't know what it is. It's like a low iron thing, I think.
Oh my god. Dude, I want to try something on you. Or do you have more?
No, I was just going to say, have you ever been opposite of catfish?
Yeah, I have a woman.
Oh, have you? No, no, no, no. I've been real catfish.
Y'all are all there for that one.
Not you.
Don't do the little whistles. Don't do the bomb whistles.
He said, hey, how's it? Who the f***?
Y'all's borg.
Y'all said. There you go, P.
There you go, P.
Nah, he goes to stay with you.
You got to.
You go, he'll be with you.
We're going to go get food.
Y'all say that there.
I literally was like this.
Oh, no, that was.
Oh.
No, that was bad.
No, no, that should be legal.
That should be.
But Jesus.
What happened?
How do you look so dead when your sheets are wet?
Why are your sheets wet?
You air drying?
I'm in your bed?
What the f***er your sheets wet, man?
I can't get a good nice rest.
I'd rather slip in the balcony.
Oh, no, that was, that is, oh my God.
I literally was like this.
And then, you don't touch me.
Dude, that, touch me.
Nice.
Oh, my guy.
And y'all, I come out the next.
point like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like, like, and y'all go, oh, dude. Oh, man.
That is me.
No, no, no, no. I, I've never really gotten enough of my chest.
Y'all are some bad friends for that.
No, that is like a classic, like, all the friends hoad one of the friends' stories.
I stayed up until six, eight. I couldn't sleep. I was like this.
Who is this?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Get off. You don't touch me. Oh, yeah. Don't touch me.
Anyway, I got a game for you.
Oh, I got a game for you.
Okay.
We all know that since you become a dad, you've turned into the ultimate unk status.
Oh, God, yes.
You know nothing about what's going on currently.
That's fair.
Now, I take-
Oh, God.
I came across this TikTok account that breaks down and explains current, like, middle school, like brain rot terms.
Oh, God, okay.
And so it's helping adults and people.
Parents understand what their kids are saying.
Okay, I bet.
Now that you're a dad, I want to test you and see if you know these brain rot or middle school word explanation, sayings, words.
Okay.
Right.
So I'm defining the brain rot.
Yes, define this brain rot.
Right.
We're going to start off easy.
Miriam Webster's.
Here we go.
What does the saying or word chopped me?
Chopped.
It's cooked.
Bad.
Doesn't look good.
It's chopped.
There we go.
There we go.
Oh God, if that's easy
We're gonna be
Yeah, okay, and then we're gonna get
That's a good, that's a good point
We're gonna use chopped in a sentence now
Uh, I turned the corner and there she was
She was chopped
Why did I make it?
You know, that was like a textbook
Like, no, oh, that, that fit is chopped
Go, okay, there we go, good, good, good, good, good, good
Oh, this is bad
This is bad, this is gonna be bad, this is gonna be bad.
Cindy?
Cindy?
Cindy?
Yes.
And we're not talking about a girl.
It's not a human being named Cindy.
Like Cindy Louhoo.
No, S-E-N-D-Y.
Cindy.
Cindy.
Ah, this is going to go off on a limb.
It's like a cool, fucking way to be like, yo, it's like, send it.
Like, hit me with that Cindy.
Like, like, like, Cindy.
What's this?
A dog, I did not do homework.
I was grinding for 2K last night.
Cindy.
I need the answer.
Cindy. That's this. Okay.
Wait, wait. Do we want to tell me at the end or at the, no, no, you can tell me at the end of this one.
Okay, Cindy. Cindy. S-E-N-D-Y. Yes.
And it's more of an action thing too.
Simmy that shit. You said for like, like, yo, Simmy that shit. It just dropped the
that. What's that? Cindy.
What did you say? It's more of an action. Cindy. Like, I need, I need, I need Cindy.
What's the action of Cindy? Make it.
Cindy.
That is Cindy.
my mind. Cindy is like
full sending something. It's like the abbreviated
term that kids are using now. And so, but the
kids now will do anything
and make it Cindy, right? They'll get their homework
and like shotgun it. They'll get like
a taco and shotgun it. They're getting Cindy.
Oh, this is, no, this is a double layer
bag. You said full send. I thought
you meant shipping it. I didn't know you're
meaning shotguning. Wait,
what did you think it was? I thought when you say
full send, like we're sending out there.
Like we're putting it out there for positive vibes.
Good affirmations. We're sending it.
And then you said, like, they'll take their homework and Cindy.
So there's shotgunning pencil sharpeners?
Yeah, it's like stuff like that.
They're not actually ingesting, but just the action of it.
Cindy?
Yes.
Oh, that's, oh, this is going to be bad.
Holy.
I thought I was like, Cindy.
At first I thought it was an abbreviation for send the address.
Send Addie.
Yeah.
Drop the ad, Cindy.
And now, okay, the next one.
It's not bad, but you really, you just age 20 years.
I know.
You're like, Cindy.
This is the action of Cindy.
Cindy.
Palpatine.
Do it. Do it.
Now, I don't know if I'm pronouncing this right.
C.J. will correct me.
Saibow.
Sybao. Or si-sai-bow.
Yeah. Whatever it is.
Sci-bow.
Shut your ass up.
There we go.
That one I know. That one I know.
Using the sentence.
Sybao before I take care of you.
That was so bad.
You could have ended up.
Shut your ass up before I take care of you.
I can't remove the deadness.
Like, I'm still a dead.
Then you could have ended on such a high note.
Everybody was proud of you.
And then you just go, stop it.
Yeah, stop.
Shy bow for I do something about it.
That is, oh, God.
Okay.
I have two for three.
Now, this is deep, deep.
And I had to investigate this one.
That's good.
And I got into a weird side of TikTok finding this one.
Give me some hard ones.
Here we go.
My mother ate fries.
The fuck was that?
That's it.
That's it?
They say that?
It's a whole sentence.
My mother ate fries.
That has a meaning to it, besides English?
What is the, what's the meme?
My mother ate fries.
A bunch of kids are going around saying, my mother ate fries.
I have no clue.
My mother ate fries.
Yeah.
Our comments on this are going to be so brain rot.
My mother ate fries.
Maybe she took it.
Like she ate fries.
Fries are bad food.
She took.
My mother ate fries.
Tanya ate slices.
Who the f- what is?
This says like it's all from a book.
Tanya ate slices.
Who's Tanya?
Slices of what?
And this has an action.
This has like a street meaning.
Like I could walk up to a 10th grade and be like,
Tonya ate slices.
You'd probably be the coolest ever.
No, no.
My mother ate fries.
And Tanya ate slices.
Yeah.
What is that?
Nothing really.
What?
There's no meaning.
Basically, it's a cut scene from everybody hates Chris.
And you know how on everybody.
Everybody hates Chris. Chris Rock would voice over, like, the cutscenes.
And there's a scene where his mom's, like, stuffing fries in a car.
And he goes, my mother ate fries.
And she's going like this.
And then right after that, he goes, Tayae, ain't slices.
And she's, like, behind a stairwell, like, eating a pizza.
And they just, like, basically pitch the audio up, deep fry the fucking out the video and just, like, blare it over and they put it over everything.
So it's like, my mother fries.
Toyi ate slices.
Okay.
That's no different than, like, I don't want to speak from my counterpart.
We don't want to speak, like, it's just like a, it's a ying and yang thing.
You need a secondary.
Yeah.
Well, you know, no one's saying it by themselves.
If there's a kid right now in a local junior high walking around going,
my mother ate fries, Tanya ain't slices.
Like, put that kid in Fri-I-S right now.
You're such a dad.
Oh, my God.
That is stupid.
Okay, last one, because I want you to end on a win.
No, no, no.
Okay, go.
This last one.
six seven what is that six seven is the uh from the song what's his name i think it's scrylix
something like that scrella scrella scrella scrella is a is a tj no i think that's his name as well though
i think his name is screlex as well i thought it was scrella it might be scrella yeah okay scrella
Okay, six, seven, no, no, no, no, poxed no, no voice on the B line.
Okay, six, seven is a...
Six, seven.
Uh, zudo-strap, no no voice on to the B line.
I'm gonna slip dip, knock down, and he die.
Dumb, do, do, six, seven, I'm popper.
I gave you more than you asked for.
This is disgusting.
I think that's it.
Now, the meaning, it's, it's got to be the, the fry slices, whatever that is.
There's no
There's not a definition of it
It's just
They just say it
Now anytime that chronologically
It's your 86 7
I would be the teacher
It goes number six
And they're all at the edge of their seat
I go number eight
I'm skipping that
You don't get you
We're not doing that
The amount of hate you just had in your eyes
I want you to give the camera
I said number six
They're sitting there
Oh and I go
Number eight
And I am skipping that
I would never
I would wake up
With the
goal of i'm going to try my hardest to never say six seven yeah and if i complete it i would i'd go
to bed as an adult happy yeah that i did not give them what they were do we have fan edits of us
because we've talked to people and like they've been recording they've asked us like hey how tall are you
and we're six seven oh yeah and i'll go six seven and they'll go six seven six seven
shoot a shrap don't they don't need some belgrade two's behind
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Hey, hey. Oh, man.
No, we were at the weekend concert, and I was at the bar, and this kid came up.
And he wasn't a kid, actually. This guy came up.
That is, oh, I'm so sorry to derail.
That genuinely is one of my favorite things you do.
When you go off and you start talking so quick
and you mess something up and you immediately fix it yourself
and strike it down, that is goal.
I mean, there's nothing you do that I love more than that.
I do that.
We were at the bar and this kid came up to us.
Wasn't a kid actually.
It was a full bull man.
Like, I, oh my God.
And I don't even think you realize it.
I went to the gym
last Tuesday
wasn't last week
but I went to
it is
it is the best
do that
oh my
oh god
can somebody make a compilation
of me doing next
I don't believe it
I argue there's one
an episode
100%
CJ was in his room
the other night
editing well he wasn't editing
but he was like
and it's just
it's that quick
it's like your
your brain's going
so fast
but then you catch the
dude I'm getting on Adderall
dude I'm I'm definitely doing it
are you
are you huh
Sounds like you're already
Fing on one
You know
But so
Oh no
Oh I broke him
I'm sorry guys
I'm sorry
Oh saints are going on
I'm sorry
No we're at the weekend concert
I was at the bar
And this guy comes up
And he's a fan
And he was like
Oh can I get a picture
So yeah bro of course
And he goes
You're a lot taller
Than it seems on the podcast
Which we always get
He goes how tall are you
And I go six seven
And he goes
Oh six seven
The muck had a cocktail
On his hand
No yeah
I almost
Hit him
He is a tall
That is what you call a super duper senior.
Yeah.
That guy is, I mean, he's still invested in high school.
He still wears his letterman.
Dude, I went back to my hometown, and I saw a kid that I'm 26.
I graduated in high school in 2017.
I saw a guy I went to high school with walking to a high school football game in a letterman.
He didn't play football there either.
He's not on the coaching staff.
It's younger sibling.
We're going to chalk it up as younger sibling because I was that guy.
two weeks ago. I was walking to a high school. You were your letterman? Oh, no, no, no, no. That's his
siblings letterman. That's what I'm getting at. No, no, no, no. It said 2017 on it. Guys,
chock that up. I was going to wear my lettermen to our hometown show in Austin, but I couldn't
find it because I'm a regular adult. Yeah, no, I don't know, I don't know where mine is. And I only
lettered once, which that's not true, but I'm saying I only could only afford the jacket once.
Let's, no, oh, no, you just unlock. Let's talk about the people that,
treat the letterman like it's a keepsake closet and you're putting every thing your parents want
to buy on the jacket you're not going to wear it in two years are you talking about the patches
oh i mean patched from head to it looks like a sewing shop now you can't you can't do that you
cannot do that yes i can if you earn the patches you wear the patches how many kids went out of their way
to do something just to get the patch that's a fact me exactly oh my god you're a loser dude
I if now I didn't have to actually we still had to pay for the patches if you earned it exactly and so I was like you could just pay for these patches I wanted a theater patch I had like there was a bunch of different like I wanted all the clubs on my and I asked my mom and she said no see but if it wasn't up for her mother right I would do it though if you I'm now hear me out right you did theater and you did basketball from seventh grade all the way up get those patches yeah you're in cheer right 10th grade 1st grade 1st grade 1st grade
rolls around. You made varsity. Congrats. I'm sure you'll be a universal champion when you hit
AAU cheer. Everyone is. Everybody that's done cheer is a champion. Every cheer that I've ever
met won worlds. Oh my god. Oh my god. They all that same banner that little microphone trophy.
Holy shit. I know. That's got to screenshot that. I know. That's got to go. I'm like at some point
oh my god. How many world champion basketball players do we know? Oh my god. Every year. Oh my god. I'm the
world champion. I won nationals four years in a row. I'm like how many
nations do we have? Yeah. In what country was Uzbekistan? When'd you get home? You know,
no. I know a whole, I know a girl in my hometown. That's better than you. And she won it as well.
And you weren't on the same. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. Oh, there was, oh man, one of the girls that was one of those
champions. She was one of the ones that would wear a knee brace through school all the time with over the jeans.
Oh, oh. Oh. You didn't win. What about what?
What about the kids?
We're really being a.
No, we are, but it's funny.
It's funny.
And once these people, everyone hits a phase.
We hit a phase.
Everyone hits a phase.
We're mature and you realize, oh, that was.
I tried to break my arm a lot.
So I'm in, because I always wanted somebody to sign my castle,
I felt like I was loved.
Because no one would sign my fucking yearbook.
They're not doodle on it.
Oh, oh.
No one signed your yearbook.
No.
You just said you knew four people out of 900.
Yeah, my basketball friends, like my point guard,
would sign it.
Be like, appreciate the screens, big man.
but like I would try to get other people too
and they just put in my
earbook
you had now now this might be
the only what I had on my earbook
damn it's like Jonah own super bad dog
do you know okay this might be
the gross but fake numbers in there too
this might be the only time of my life that I have
out
like better done with the
the women than you
you had
you had guys
you had the dogs
sign you
Your yearbook.
Yeah, bro, I don't know what summer.
Be safe during the summer.
Crazy world.
What are you talking about?
Hell yeah, I got to get my dog signature one more time just in case somehow we're deep
in the streets.
No, but your point guard that odds are you will spend time with through the summer, if not
play AAU together.
Dude, Cam.
Signed your yearbook when you're going to be back in school with him in three months.
You didn't have your bro sign the yearbook?
Straight females.
With some close friends.
But they did.
I was never like, dude, Tony.
hit it i never did that well first of all first of all i was always the guy like i never i never
brought my yearbook to people you were an attention no you were like oh cam yes you were you were
going around no that's a discipline you're like you're like and you're like and you're like and
rachel's challenge and rachel's challenge and pre-police academy you're like i'm
I'm like, arrest them all.
Ah, you're like, see you later, Tyrese.
Like, I was you in school.
I was like this.
I would sit down.
When it was yearbook signing time,
I would sit down and the only people that signed my yearbook
were the people that came up to me.
No, they wouldn't,
but that made me,
it made more important.
I wasn't asking and soliciting like you.
You were a door to door to a salesman on your yearbook.
I was a door to salesman because everybody was.
How to first off,
I find that hard to believe.
When y'all's yearbooks dropped,
it wasn't like the rave of the school.
Yes.
Bro, everyone would,
Everyone buy them, go straight through, see all the stuff.
And then toward the end of the year, bro, you got to sign this, sign this, da-da-da-da-da-da.
Yeah.
So you were just sitting there, the weird stinky kitten.
Yeah, I couldn't, I couldn't get people to, I couldn't go to people and ask them to sign.
I could not.
I would sit there with it open on the signing page.
No!
Oh, oh, that's worse.
That's not bad.
Oh, my God.
You're like the round-up option at Panda.
Oh, my God.
Oh, here if you want.
It's like a tipping option.
You turn the iPad.
You're fake doing work.
Yeah.
Oh, God, that's worse.
Dude, you saw the video that went viral of me graduating high school.
I was sitting alone in my high school graduation.
I was a collegiate at.
I was the best collegiate athlete in that school.
I was the only one on a basketball scholarship in that school.
Only one.
And I sat alone.
I think there is another layer of you that no one knows.
I'm alone.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I don't know how to do it.
I'm faking it every day.
Every high and hello is hard.
Oh, I know.
You've been real scarce with them, too.
You've been mean to me.
No, hey, did you note, super quick side note,
currency in itself is not real.
I just want, I wanted to bring this to you to see what your thoughts were.
The only reason, dollars have values because we, as a society, we put value on that dollar.
It is literal paper.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay?
Because it's not backed by gold anymore.
There's not actual gold, but it could, currency could be anything.
yes that's like a barter system exactly you ever been to burning man yeah no oh i saw the dude that
that thing looked that looked a little yeah i don't go to burning man you know you can't buy food out
there can't buy food you just sit in a desert no you can't buy food it's like you just like a barter
system like there would be one guy that makes like a thousand pancakes you got to give him some shillings
now tell now honestly tell me no what i don't want to do that why is a barter system not
no i want my things and i'll pay you for your things
how about you find someone that wants your
I don't want you to have my
but the beauty is
beauty is an eye of a beholder at that point
a lot of motherfahs are ugly
exactly but you could have some
$250 eggs
if you get a chicken and no one else has chickens
in a 10 mile radius
your eggs don't got to be $6 for a dozen
them be 60 a pop
you want a little egg McMuffin
throw me 320s
or throw me
Throw me some of your bricks.
Whatever you want.
Yeah.
Now we're starting to go to different size of the aisle here.
Where would you go?
I just want to pay money.
Oh, where would you go?
I'm just saying.
Dude, now it's going to like how we want to the world to function.
I don't believe in a barter says I want to pay.
I'm saying I see the functionality in a barter.
I don't.
Get us out of here, Cam.
Appreciate each and every.
Oh.
Pop that knee.
Get it out of there.
Oh, okay.
Hold on.
Just get us out of here.
and then we'll worry about it.
There we go.
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