You Should Know Podcast - SNAKE IN MY TOILET! -You Should Know Podcast-
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We got a generational talent in the building.
Oh, my God, JR.
Oh, my God.
A fighter from Ireland.
We got co-host Kim.
Back in the studio.
Put it there.
Put it there.
Wow.
Before a single word comes out of your mouth,
before one more word comes out of your mouth,
guys, we're going to address the elephant in the room.
I don't see one.
Immediately. Or should I say the panther?'re going to address the elephant in the room. I don't see one. Immediately.
Or should I say the panther?
Yeah.
Maybe the mountain lion in the room.
I was maliciously attacked.
Oh, that's a good one.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Yep.
Yeah, you guys, I got you good.
I handled business.
It absolutely was not Peyton.
Who did it?
Ryan.
Cam. You gave this to me? Who did it? Ryan. Cam.
You gave this to me?
We were cuddling.
It got a little too aggressive.
I gave you a good old choke because you told me to.
This came from Ryan.
Y'all have seen Ryan.
You've met Ryan all that.
Long hair fella.
If you're in the page, Ryan.
So we were all rolling, doing some jujitsu.
You know, it's fantastic. And he went for a good old little head grab just like that. Get-haired fella. If you're in the page, right. So we were all rolling, doing some jiu-jitsu. You know, it's fantastic.
And he went for a good old little head grab just like that.
Get a little clinch.
And brother got straight neck.
So he sliced me open like a damn mountain lion.
But it doesn't hurt.
It doesn't sting.
It's just kind of dark purple and huge on my neck.
Yeah, the moral of the story is Cam got his ass beat.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I can do that to you. No, no, no, no, no, no.
I can do that to you.
No, no, no, no.
Honestly, if we're in an MMA match, right?
I win, 100%.
How long do you think until I knock you out?
You don't.
I do.
If it's MMA, you don't.
If it's boxing, as of right now, there's no pride issue in my body.
I'd say you'd beat me in just hands.
Street fight.
That's basically MMA, but you're going to grab my nuts.
As soon as I get it in close and get it tight, you're going to go,
Give him an old!
That sounded, that was insane vernacular.
That was insane vocabulary.
As soon as I get it in close and tight.
And you have soiled this show for all of us.
How did I soil the show?
Your dirty little jokes now make me second guess my words.
I didn't, I'm not making jokes.
My encyclopedia should never be at risk.
I'm not making jokes.
I've never even told a joke.
My life's a joke.
I've never even told a joke.
Oh, Cam, I got a question for you.
How was your week, Bub got a question for you.
How was your week, Bubba?
How did you, how did everything go?
Let's update the world on your life.
In an interesting way, tuna sandwich.
It's hot.
My week was good.
Still hot as hell in Texas.
I mean.
Every week, huh?
Every single week.
What do y'all want?
There's no prep. I played pickup on Monday night.
Me, Javante, and Sanjo.
No, but it's just like. What do you want from me? I played pickup on Monday night. Me, Javante, and Sanjo. No, but it's just like...
What do you want from me?
Like, learn how to be interesting.
It's hard to talk about my week when there's no probing questions.
How is your week?
I do the same thing every week.
Doesn't that mean you should think, like, I'm boring.
I'm not boring, though.
I love what I do.
I'm young.
I still have freedom.
I should take advantage of it.
On Monday, I played basketball
Tuesday we went to
Ashlyn's birthday dinner
Wednesday I had
I was supposed to have a date
Well I did have a date night
With my wife
But we stayed in
That's a good
Best date night
Those are
Thursday
Thursday we all went
To my sister's house
And she made us
A whole Korean barbecue
Little hot pot
But make it more interesting
And Friday
Friday I played video games
with the boys you're saying it like it's a do list bro i love everything i just said like ask me
that question how was your week bro it was one of the best weeks of my life really yeah it was
fantastic why was it so good bro for the first time ever i had korean barbecue okay it was
fantastic we went to your sister's house. Uh-huh.
What's two things you remember from it?
We MMA'd.
We MMA'd.
What?
We mixed martial arts.
We MMA'd.
And I was actually talking about the Korean food.
Oh, the Korean barbecue.
There was so much stuff that I didn't even know what it was.
And you know me.
I don't even eat like that.
But whenever there was that much food in front of me and it was so damn good and Heather put her foot in it, it was fantastic.
So, again, what was two things you remember from the food?
I don't remember the name of it.
It was like there was like this beef like patty thing.
And then there was this corn mashed potato stuff that I got out of like this wooden skillet.
Oh, my God.
But do you already see how much more interesting I am than you?'re the greatest week of your life was because you had a different food yeah and i'm the boring
one you're your apex peak week of your life is because you ate a different cuisine but i'm saying
you're boring to listen to you're not you're boring to be with now you're cutting deep
that was like if i was an insult watch it if i'm with you and i let you talk for more than 15
seconds i'm ready for a cat now that is insulting that is rude it's true i i went to play basketball
today and it was hot outside because when i get when i tell y'all details you say i speak too much
when i don't give them now i'm not speaking enough i'm in purgatory i am in vocab purgatory okay spaniard learn a little what do i say
interesting things to where people aren't bored by your details are like i heard the clock tick
twice right and then i went back outside and to look oh and then there was a red car and then when
that red car went by i had to sneeze i held it in though and i'm asking
you about how good your basketball game was what happened bro thinking about somebody honing in on
two clicks of a clock is fucking hilarious like imagine if i was just like like doing life and i
just hear and i and i say that in a sense. Bro, it's how you are.
I do do shit like that.
Yeah, that's bad.
But my thing is, like, to you, the Korean barbecue was life-changing.
It wasn't to me.
It wasn't to me either.
So then you're a liar!
No, I'm making it interesting to further a conversation.
But you're lying.
We're not on the stand, Cameron.
We're not on your own.
Dog, I'm trying to make shit fun.
You're lying.
Liar.
I'm not lying.
There's such a thing as exaggeration.
Exaggerate a little bit.
Indulge.
It's called deceit.
Embellish.
That's the word I'm looking for.
Lie.
You have a really like...
Indulge.
Your tongue is like...
Oh, okay.
Fat tongue.
Alright, wide sex.
You like when I use my tongue.
Play with me if you want.
I'll burn this whole thing down.
Yes, you will, you sick mother... I this whole thing down Yes you will You sick mother
I'm saying your tongue is like
You ever seen like a lizard
And it's like purple
No you have like a giraffe tongue
Oh their tongues are like dark purple
That's what yours are
Like the nether portal
I think it's like an oxygen thing
Your shit's wide
Yeah
I'm always
I'm always set up for failure
There's nothing I can do to win
You can win
Like your hat
Thanks
Oh
Dude I can't to win. You can win. I like your hat. Thanks.
Dude, I can't look at you.
What?
Do you love me?
Do you even love me right now?
No.
Well, your shirt, there's a man with his mouth open.
And he's hitting this.
Sorry, audio listeners.
That's what he's hitting.
Oh, there's something I found out this week.
That's scary.
Typically, when you find out new things, it's frightening because all of Earth has known about it for a long time,
or you have beaten everyone else and no one knows about it. I didn't know that AirPods weren't waterproof.
AirPods aren't waterproof.
No shit.
What are you?
You threw them in the bath?
You threw them in your pool?
No.
Okay, so you know whenever you shower, right? You like to listen to music. No, you, you threw him in the bath? You threw him in your pool? No, okay, so, you know whenever you shower, right?
You like to listen to music.
No, you do not.
No.
I want, get away from me.
I know you're telling the truth, too,
because those sons of bitches have not been out of your ear
since you got them last week.
Yeah, see, I don't like to.
He fell asleep in AirPods.
Yeah, I don't like spending money, and so in AirPods. Yeah, I don't like spending money.
And so whenever I do,
and I spend a good amount of money,
I'm going to use it.
That's why I buy new shoes,
I wear them to the ground,
I buy a shirt, I wear it every day.
That's such a bad way to go about it.
That's good.
I'm getting my money's worth.
And then it's done.
And then I can buy another one.
It's rinse repeat.
That's the purpose of...
That's the purpose of buying shit, Cam.
I don't buy it to put in the closet
or just to say I have it.
I buy it to use it.
No, but you wear it once a week,
once every two weeks.
And then it's still in good condition.
If you go buy a pair of shoes,
you wear it 90 days straight.
You're wearing like leather boots at that.
Shoes are meant to be worn.
I agree, but...
Not like you're pretty ass
and you want to wear them
and show them in the closet
and have cool figurines. Okay, okay, okay. But shoes are meant to be worn, right? If that you're pretty ass, you want us to wear them and show them in the closet and have cool figurines.
Okay, okay, okay.
But shoes are meant to be worn, right?
If that's truly all your heart desired,
then you'd buy the little grippy plastic ones
that go to your toes
because they're the most beneficial,
they protect your feet,
and they're good for you.
You also like how they look.
Yeah.
To preserve the look factor,
you cannot wear them every single day
and beat them down.
Yes, you can.
Okay, let's look at your shoes when we get back to the house.
Let's look at your Nikes.
Brand new.
Just got them.
They look fantastic.
Anyway, about the shower, right?
Give them two months.
About the shower, right?
So, you know, I like to listen to music in the shower.
That's pitiful, bro.
And, you know, normally I have on my phone just outside the shower.
But, you know, my speaker doesn't work on my phone.
It sounds like someone's whispering through the phone.
It's like there's no audio that comes out of the phone.
So I was like, oh, I got these AirPods, and I can listen to music in the shower.
Oh, my God.
And I can see you.
You were just vibing out, getting into the shower.
I was naked.
I was naked, I was like.
It was so fast, it was so much.
So, when I was about to get in the shower, I went, I was like, all right, gotta get,
I wanted to hit the tub, so I went, I was like, all right, got to get it. I wanted to hit the tub.
So I went, all right.
I didn't want it to hit the tub.
It's cold.
You just picked up a Barrett 50 Cal.
You're talking about you didn't want it to hit the tub.
It is so bad.
I was like, enough of those jokes.
I'm not looking.
I'm not looking.
Enough.
Golly.
And then my AirPods are ruined. I'm not looking enough golly
And then my airpods are ruined
I have no more airpods I have no more airpods
I have no more
I have no more airpods
Yeah, so don't do airpods aren't waterproof. They're not shower proof. Bro
Are you alright? It's so hot. You are. Oh speaking of hot but cold
What the what like the opposite? Okay opposite cold. I had a shark that was in my freezer for three years
Full shark for three years. I had a full shark.
I swear to God.
It turned into Captain America.
It was in ice.
I swear to God, it was a shark. It was this big.
The same man
that
under 60 seconds ago
admitted to
showering with his airpods.
Yeah.
Also admits
to having a shark
in the freezer.
Yeah.
For like three years.
That's
that is utterly impossible.
No.
He did not have a shark in the freezer.
I swear to God
it was at my old house
like at my family's house
when we were a kid
and we went to the beach.
Oh and you just casually
picked up a baby shark.
No we caught one.
We caught a shark. Oh, it was
like this big. Oh, you and who? Jason
Momoa? You're out there with Aquaman? My dad
and my brother and me. Oh, your dad has harpoons
and spears. Bro, you can't...
This is the thing about
cameras. Oh, you're net fishing! You're net
fishing for sharks! No.
Had to catch them with a... On a regular pole.
You
had a regular pole.
The thing is, I think this is big.
Two days old.
I mean, it's a fucking shark.
No one said it was the goddamn Megalodon.
You're not supposed to take those.
You're not supposed to take those.
You're supposed to give the young back.
You're supposed to give the young, the women and children back.
Okay, but I didn't.
So, it was my first time ever seeing a shark in person.
And we caught it. I'm pretty sure I caught it, too. Debatable. Obviously, but I didn't. So it was my first time ever seeing a shark in person and we caught it.
I'm pretty sure I caught it too.
Debatable.
Obviously my dad probably helped me.
But I caught the shark.
Look at you.
Look at you.
Look at you.
I didn't even do that.
No one else did.
Who did it?
You.
But it was the first time I've ever seen a shark in person.
So when I caught it
and I was really into
because I had one of those
those dancing fish things
that were
what the hell oh the little it would like sing and shit yeah so i wanted a real life one
so i i told my parents like please let's keep it and i want to hang it on the wall
i'm gonna save that last comment i'm gonna save that if we were friends at a younger age and i
walked in there was a shark on your wall that would have been sick. I would have called my mom and left why?
What's the difference you've been to people's house name deer heads on the wall?
Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like it. It scares me
I'm gonna get my dog if I stay the night and it's dark and I have to crawl through your bathroom
At my boy morning for a glass of water. I see a shark up there looking at me. It's a baby shark and it's sideways.
It's not erect looking at you.
Do you have to use that word?
Bro, just because your mind's in the gutter doesn't mean...
Oh my God.
My mind's in the gutter?
Yes.
Your mind is the gutter.
Your mind is the sewage like the landfill shit.
So that means you're in my mind.
Like WALL-E.
Those huge fields of just garbage.
I'm not going to lie.
WALL-E is an overhyped movie. i'm not gonna lie wally over overhyped
movie it's a good movie it's overhyped i'd agree yeah okay i'm glad you agree on something you
actually have common sense on something in the world anyway my parents kept it because i really
wanted to get it hung up and but we called the taxidermy place and they said that's illegal
you can't have those yeah so we kept it in the freezer.
And we left it there for years and years.
And it was in a trash bag.
It was like those big white trash bags that you tie.
So you never once thought, through three years of looking for some pizza rolls, some.
What the hell is that trash? No, we knew what it was.
I knew what it was.
And I would poke it sometimes.
And every time I poked it, it was like harder and harder.
And it became like a brick it was sick i think they
threw it away i hope to god they threw it away you're a shark like yeah you are you are the guy
from the beer commercial you are the most interesting man in the world dude i don't
think you're a shark in a freezer for three years that's the thing about people they always say like
hey in your life is so interesting but this is thing. Y'all are prideful liars.
And y'all care too much about what other people think of you.
You have.
I don't.
Oh, shut your fucking mouth.
Yes, you do.
No, I don't.
I'm just talking about human beings.
Other people, yeah.
Like, I feel like everything I've said, people have thought about for one second.
Like, it's those flickering thoughts.
I just hold them.
Because I'm like, I want to go. to go people are like oh intrusive thoughts should
probably let that go I'm like this is
going to stay with me until my dying day well you
also have intrusive thoughts that you should push
out not even grab and hold
but like let go and push it out of your head like what
oh I wonder if I just
like drove off this bridge right now like what would happen
I would never do it
but you're already you're committing that you're grabbing onto something but no it's an i never have that thought i'm like
what if i were to
no that's probably bad to say i was like there's no way he said that because i was gonna say that
when i was like i would say drive off i'm keeping it you're keeping it yeah i because i'm not gonna
do it and i don't advise anybody to
do it but it's an intrusive thought that i have i thought that was a human being that tree bro
oh my god that was terrifying that was sickening we'd be dead yeah we'd be dead as hell if that
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Honestly, I think I could become like the strongest human being in the world.
Genuinely, if I worked hard. No. Yeah. No. Because all I have to do, because I think I could become like the strongest human being in the world Genuinely if I worked hard No
Because all I have to do
I think I have it
You have some shit
I'll give you that
You definitely have something
This it
Not it
No I genuinely think
That like if I were to just sit down
You're doing it
again you are doing it again is irking me to no ink leave the hat alone oh my
god you just went from front to back rotate side drop what happened I know What happened? No, genuinely. I think I become...
I think I become...
Oh my goodness.
I think I become...
I swear to God, I'm really trying.
And it's really getting me mad.
And I'm losing a lot of confidence right now.
You're about to hit something.
It's going to be me.
It's going to be me.
You're going to hit me.
You're going gonna strike me
you can't take anymore
put your legs down stop doing that you're gonna hit me and it's i can't say it's completely
unwarranted but it shouldn't be me it should be something in Adam at first you're gonna resolve straight to me and I just know okay I
genuinely think I could become the strongest person in the world if I
wanted to I just don't I absolutely am here right now to tell you that could
never happen ever ever why because first off you're already 24 young not young enough not young enough old but say i lived till i'm 70 that's plenty of time
oh you think you're just you're just gonna magically get stronger that whole time
yeah the strongest oh so that that's how age works that's only mental fortitude mental wisdom
no you still might end up one day. Who are you?
Yeah.
You think,
you're so level one, bro.
I've been saying this.
You just said,
oh, I got 56,
46 years left.
That's plenty of time to get strong.
Yeah.
You think it's just life is like this? Mine is.
No, it's not.
You're actually,
you're right here.
This is how quick your shit's about to dip.
Oh! Oh! not yours actually you're right here this is how quick your shit's about to dip you those are really nice though but genuinely if i were to just eat oh i'm sorry i never saw the inside of it that's sick yeah it's like the shutter if i were to just eat you know if i were
to just eat a lot right eat a lot that's a step. And then I go to the gym every day. Start today with five pounds.
Tomorrow, ten pounds.
The next day, twenty pounds.
It's not proper.
It's not good progressive overload.
You need more time.
And if you're hitting the same thing every day, you're going to fall into injury.
See, you don't even have it up there, bro.
You don't have the knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Read a book.
I genuinely think I could.
You know, at one time, I tried to become the fastest reader in the world
i genuinely did oh my god it's so hard i oh that's why i can talk fast give me a sentence to say
like say a sentence and i'll say it faster a box of biscuits and a mixed bis a box of mixed
biscuits no that's a riddle i'm talking about a sentence. No, that's not what it counts.
Okay, a sentence?
Yeah, it's a sentence.
The mailman dropped off the mail in my mailbox, and my dog barked.
The mailman dropped off the mailbox in my mailbox.
Wait, I don't even know the sentence.
I forgot it.
Why are you rapping it?
You said, the mailman dropped off the mailbox.
You did the M&M hands.
The mailman dropped off the mailbox.
Wait, give me a smaller sentence, cause that's too much to remember.
Okay, anybody can say small sentences fast.
I say them the fastest, though.
I bet money I can say it faster.
Give me s- okay, say a sentence. Like, a quick one.
Dragone has a red headband.
Okay.
Go.
Dragone has a red headband!
Dragone has a red headband!
Dragone has a red headband!
Dragone has a red headband! Oh, that was EASILY faster! You know it, boy! SPANK THAT ASS! Oh They're gonna send us out. Listen, listen.
Oh, my God. Okay, let's say a different thing.
Okay, a different thing.
Okay, look.
Our rug is disgusting.
That's the sentence.
Our rug is disgusting.
Our rug is disgusting.
Our rug is filthy.
Okay, my turn.
Our rug is disgusting.
You didn't say anything.
You went,
Dude, I'm starting to get slightly concerned someone's watching us.
Like, I keep hearing shit.
This is good.
Listen.
Our record's disgusting.
Yeah, that was slow as shit.
That's so level one.
Again, you face the gas broad.
Count me down.
Ready?
One, two, psych.
I'm not letting you.
Our record's disgusting.
No, you're skipping more.
Our record's disgusting.
Our record's disgusting. Our record's disgusting. Our record's you're skipping work is disgusting Resuscitation, we're just already
Resuscitation
I want you're not no watch one more
Okay, oh, I got it confetti still on the ground please on the ground. Oh
That was bad just cuz you didn't mess up does make it fast. I was Gary. Go faster than you guys
What is it confetti is still on the ground? Yeah?
Please no girl. No my I guarantee I'd go faster than you. I guarantee I'd go faster than you. What is it? Confetti is still on the ground? Yeah.
Confetti is still on the ground.
No, mine was way faster.
Or, you...
Clean your ears.
Alright, let's do it at the same time.
Clean your ears. Okay.
One, two, three.
Confetti is still on the ground!
I won.
You said ground.
Bro, you said...
It's floor.
You went like this.
It's floor.
Okay, you automatically lost.
You said the wrong word. Okay, I didn't know. Confetti's still on the floor? It might have been ground.
Yeah, I know. Okay, confetti's still on the ground. Confetti's still on the floor. Confetti's still on the floor.
Wait, confetti is still on the floor? Confetti is still on the floor. Okay, ready? One, two, three. Confetti's still on the floor!
I won. Same time! What?! No, and I'm using more voice. What the hell does that mean, using more voice?
Because I'm counting down so i'm already
out of i'm already out of wind whenever i go if you can't say three two one everything counts
everything everything matters first off we we did the exact same time and you go oh i want and i use
more voice because i'm counting all right let's do it off our fingers on three whenever the three comes up ready confetti is still on the floor
they're coming into the back ready You turn. You turn.
Who the fuck?
What was that?
You said, you ready?
There's so much movement.
You went, my fingers got stuck. Like, I couldn't even see that shit.
My fingers got just stuck.
Confetti's still on the floor.
Okay.
It's just my fingers got stuck.
I have broken phalanges.
Confetti, you do have gross ass fingers.
Confetti's still on the floor.
Confetti's still on the floor.
Confetti's still on the floor. Or is still on the floor. Okay. Confetti's still on the floor. Confetti's still on the floor. Confetti's still on the floor. Or is still on the floor.
Okay. Confetti is still on the floor?
When we hit three. Confetti is still on the floor.
Deal? Yeah.
May the best man win, thick tongue.
Alright, here we go. Ready?
When? As soon as you see the three.
Hold on, let me cleanse my palate gargling a Red Bull should be
a misdemeanor that is that is the in that's the craziest thing I've seen all
day long you just gargled that shit like it was Listerine that is Red Bull
that's how you get in carbonated as hell ready there's someone
here I'm convinced I swear to God someone's gonna get in the wall like
this yeah it's like sorry so as soon as you see that it has to be full extension
though okay cuz if you start right here I'm calling it I'm calling the quiz
okay it's it's a disqualification you're literally like rockin like this I would
have thought we were just on a boat oh my god you literally like rocking like this. I would have thought we were just on a boat. Oh my god
You literally like this. Yeah, all right. My nose is bleeding
Yep, sit still you spaz
Okay, ready?
This is what you're doing
ready
It's such a long bit. It's so long confetti is still on the floor all right best man win long. Confetti is still on the floor.
All right.
Best man win.
Here we go.
Confetti's still on the floor.
Confetti's still on the floor.
No, you cheat.
That's cheating.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
You went like this.
You had a pace, and you went like that.
That's not.
No, this bit's done.
I'm winning.
One more time.
Let's take a break.
We're not going together.
Go one more time.
We got it.
Confetti's still on the floor.
The You Should Know Podcast.
I found out some new information this week that it literally made my life.
I'm so through with this.
What?
You hate that I learned.
It feels like you have a home encyclopedia set.
And like you give yourself 45 minutes a day of just reading.
Isn't there a thing about the encyclopedia that it's not completed or something?
I feel like it's never completed because things are always evolving and new things are being done.
No, I'm saying like isn't the encyclopedia like A, B, C, D, E, F?
Is it one of those?
Isn't that how it's –
And I heard like one of the letters is never there.
Like when you go to a library.
Isn't that a thing?
I don't know.
I could have just made that up.
Is it L for library?
But I found out that cockroaches can live a year without their head.
I literally told you that.
Like I said three weeks. I didn't. Last episode or two weeks, whenever that was. I literally told you that. Like, I said three weeks.
Last episode or two weeks, whenever that was.
I don't remember that.
But I found it on Twitter.
I saw that.
Yeah, and you want to sleep with those bastards.
No, but so what I did was...
I went outside.
And I found one
you're not about to say what i think you're saying i'm leaving if you say so i was like
it's like is this true no you did it you're dama no no i didn't i didn't do it i didn't do it oh
god i housed it though why because first, I did have that thought.
I was like, I'm going to do science on this thing.
But then we, like, bonded.
Because when it was in my hand.
Oh, you bonded.
Well, because it was in my hand.
Like, it didn't make me uncomfortable.
No, it wasn't.
Yeah, it was.
It was, like, right here.
I demand you to not touch me.
I demand you to not touch me for the rest of the episode.
Why?
You just said a cockroach was in your hand.
I am about to do you in.
I'm about to do you in. I'm about to do...
You literally admitted on this podcast,
on the World Wide Web,
that you shit and do not wash your hands.
And then you eat finger food with it.
That's so false.
That's so false.
You almost use your diarrhea as dipping sauce.
So false.
I said I am on record
not having washed after a poop once before.
Oh, you're a liar.
It's a regular thing.
And I always wash my hands before I eat.
Always.
I always wash my hands before I eat food.
I'm not going to say anything.
Continue, cockroach boy.
But I had it in my hand, and I was going to do it, but then it was just cute.
Like, it reminded me of your dog.
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't.
So I just took it home, and then I lost it.
I don't know
where it went it's somewhere in the house okay two things one show some damn respect to your niece
when you speak of rubith don't you ever disrespect rubith janelle meredith gray kennedy like that
ever low-key and secondly i'm calling the police you belong belong in jail. If you literally walked outside, said, ooh, summoned a cockroach, grabbed him, and housed him for a bit,
then you lost him, which is the worst part, the scariest part, because now you don't know where he is.
No, he's in there somewhere.
But I want to find him.
Like, I want him, like, I want me to be brushing my teeth.
And then he comes out of the sink.
Jail.
You belong in prison.
I'd be good in jail. No, you would not. I think I i'd be good in jail no you would not i think i would be
pretty good in jail honestly like if i already got like if i already get like arrested for like
three days or like even if i already get arrested for three months i would make it i think i'd end
up on top we're gonna do a stand-up for him you would be awful in jail no i already have a plan
i've thought about it oh oh my god do this. I would be fantastic in jail.
Why is everybody looking at me like this?
The first thing I would do when I go to jail,
whenever I go to the main area,
like when I walk into the jail.
Like a holding cell?
Yeah, I'm going immediately to the corner.
I'm going immediately to the corner,
and I'm getting in like a defensive stance almost,
and my palms are up.
You're going to the corner of the jail yeah where you
can't escape and this is your brilliant plan no it's i can see everything they can all see you
and you can't back up no listen because it's almost like in there it's like animal kingdom
right and you are you're literally cornering yourself no it's a phrase no i've been cornered
no i own that part of the jail now and and then you can respond off a body language, right?
I'm in the corner of the jail.
Palms up.
Oh, so they see a tall, skinny, lean, cute guy where he can't escape.
And you don't think they're sitting there salivating at the mouth.
No.
Like they are.
They're giving other groups money to attack you.
No, listen.
Because it's all about your posture.
I'm in a defensive stance.
That means if they do try to attack me, I'm quick.
I got good lateral movement.
No sports.
There's no sports.
There's no referee.
You're playing basketball with a milk carton and a duct tape ball.
You?
And then my palms are up because they don't know if I'm offering them something,
ready to get offered, or fight.
So, like, that's good.
I'm in the corner.
I can see everybody.
That means I know if any aerial attack is coming from the people above to the right to the left and there's nobody behind me.
That's where the greatest attacks happen.
So I true.
It happens behind you.
So nothing can happen behind me.
I can see everything.
If someone's coming towards me like that or they want to give me a high five.
Welcome to the jail.
I'd be really good in jail.
I would actually like, and I'm a people person.
Oh, my God.
It doesn't matter.
That doesn't matter.
Yes, it does.
They're going to look at you and go, oh, that shit's sweet.
And they're going to go, oh, he's in the corner.
Billy, go to the left.
Have you ever thought two on one?
They walk up to you. One guy's on the left. One guy's on the right. Then, go to the left. Have you ever thought two on one? They walk up to you.
One guy's on the left, one guy's on the right.
Then you go down the middle.
Let me guess.
You're going to shoot the middle.
This isn't bowling.
Because I'm in the defensive stands.
That doesn't matter.
And I know how to bargain real good.
I'll let you eat my food for three weeks because I don't eat a lot.
So you can eat my food for three weeks and then I go back to my corner.
And he literally hits you with this. I'm not stupid not stupid boy you're in here for 72 hours and i
want some what do you say next i could fight it help you oh my god no i i no honestly like
regardless of my genius plan was to your genius plan was to put yourself in the worst position you could be in.
You're just pessimistic.
What?
Pessimistic.
And I want you to answer this.
If you were in a boxing ring against a fantastic boxer,
do you run straight to the corner to where you can make sure you see him?
Yeah.
Or do you try to always move and always move? You're thinking it's straight to fight.
I'm talking about – It's jail! No. What, he's going to come up with you with a contract and a ballpoint move? You're thinking it's straight to fights. I'm talking about, I'm trying to.
It's jail!
No.
What, he's going to come up with you with a contract and a ballpoint pen?
That's not all that happened in jail.
You're going to get signed in escrow?
You're thinking automatically we're in fisticuffs.
That's not what jail is.
It's about building relationships.
It's jail.
You can build relationships in jail.
If you're there for three days, you're not trying to be nobody's friend.
You're trying to survive in the corner.
If you had to...
Oh, my God.
What?
Get in the corner and let me walk you down.
And let's see how good...
Just me.
And then think of jail.
You're big.
You have height.
Don't most anybody in there.
Yes.
You also have looks, which is a bad thing.
They're going to see that shit and they're going to think it's sweet.
It is sweet.
They're going to think it's sweet.
It's easy to get.
Oh, he's a pretty boy.
He ain't got no scars on his face.
I got 14 teardrops on my left eye.
You sound like Michael Scarn.
What the hell is that?
Like, what do you think jail is?
I turned into like a pirate or something.
Back in 1843.
He was like, give me your treasure.
No, if I went to jail, I'd get off scotch-free.
No, you did not.
No, you did not.
I wouldn't get off free in jail?
Say it again? You'd get off what not how I wouldn't get off free in jail say it again you get
off what no you did not no you didn't say it again no okay we should happen
again say it again wait the sentence wait how you doing
how you get away off camera how you getting away how you getting away? How you getting away scotch-free? Where's the drinks why are we drinking I don't get it it is
Scott free no that yes. Yes scotch-free scott-free
Says who though who the hell is Scott?
Who wears the bourbon you said scotch-free? Why are we drinking? It's scot-free.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
It's scot-free.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, no, deadass, no, it's not.
Yes, it is.
It's not scotch.
Just because you met someone named Scott one time.
I don't have a friend named Scott.
I don't have a friend, pen pal, or companion named Scott.
I don't. a friend named Scott. I don't have a friend, pen pal, or companion named Scott. I don't. Scott's free. It's a multi-dimensional meaning. It's multi-meaning. All right, Spider-Man. What the hell? No, look. Scott's free. No tape.
Scott's free. No drink. Scott's free. No harm. What are you, a marketing campaign?
Scott free.
Who is Scott?
Explain it then.
I don't know the explanation behind it.
Because you're wrong.
But it's Scott free.
That's the phrase.
Where is Scott locked up?
Was he a prisoner of war?
It doesn't matter if you have tape, drinks, or harm.
Scotch might be what you say, but Scott is correct.
So I just came up with three meanings.
You're just naming off of a guy.
Who is Scott?
And why was he in jail?
I'm sure he was good at whatever he did because he got away.
Scott free.
Who taught you that?
Earth.
Exactly.
Again, Earth.
Exactly.
Earth.
Exactly.
You're wrong.
You know what?
After this, when we go out, Scotch.
First person we see, we're going to ask him.
Oh, you're probably going to find a guy named Scott, too.
I don't know a Scott.
Apparently you do because he's free.
I know one Scott.
Yeah, and he's free.
He's a free man.
Dude, Scotch free is how you say it.
Everybody says Scotch free.
No, there's no way. It's Scott.
There's no way.
See, and then Gary Cam goes on the phone.
We can't just have a simple discourse and then Cam pulls out his phone and immediately it's over.
Is it Scott or scotch free the correct spelling is scott free no it's not in medieval england
there was a tax called a scott see a tax a tax it means tax free it's not a guy it's not a man
it's not a valiant warrior it's a a tax, a tariff, some would say,
of the England Tea Party.
In medieval England, there was a tax called the Scot,
and if someone was available,
if someone was able to avoid paying it,
they would be getting off Scot free.
And over 800 years later, we still use the expression
when someone gets away with something
without being punished or penalized. So you can drink your monkey shoulder scotch, your little bourbon collection over here.
I'm going to stick with the dictionary.
God, I know it hurts.
It hurts me being right.
It really does.
I love you, though.
You just yell.
But I yell when it is solidified.
No, you don't.
I do not believe yelling me.
You yell all the time.
You hit me. Okay, let's. No, you don't. I do not believe yelling me. You yell all the time. You hit me.
Okay, let's.
No, I don't.
No, I don't.
You make noises.
I do not hit.
What?
Okay, no.
Oh.
I do not.
I do not know how to make those noises.
I don't know how to make those.
I'm not good at those.
Try.
I've tried.
Ow.
That was like a triple kick.
Oh my god!
I'm not gonna lie, I haven't really looked down too much.
I'm not letting it go. Why the hell
do you have so much liquid? You have so much spit on the side of your face.
You have so much liquid.
You have so much liquid.
No, yeah. I mean
I drank this, I got thirsty.
Okay, that's a gallon of water.
Oh my god, it's not picking up my camera.
One by one, pick the next drink. Keep that up there. Keep that on you so they can see.
Visual representation.
More water.
I drink a lot of water.
Two different brands. Why? Go.
It's a Diet Coke. It's a 44-ounce Diet Coke.
This is... Red Bull. Sugar free Red Bull.
Like, damn, dude!
Why do you have so many drinks? Here's mine.
Can't build that up in the sink. Oh, you
bastard! Oh, you...
Oh, my God!
Oh, you are a master of the dark arts.
Oh, my God.
You are a sage.
You are a medieval sage.
There's no way you took my own reference and used it against me.
You're a bastard.
This is not.
This is Ozarka.
Pre-recording when we're setting stuff up, he rips my label off.
Another one of his intrusive thoughts.
Rips it off and I go, people are going to think I drink sink water.
And he goes, what?
He literally said, no one ever thinks that thinks that I said any water bottle without a label
looks gross it looks like sink water look at it and then he twists it you're
crying I just watched that soul tear go all the way down yeah like how you not
pissing your pants I haven't peed or pooped in three days.
Something's wrong.
I'm trying to drink it out.
You're just going to start bleeding from somewhere.
I don't even know where.
You're just going to be laying down tonight just like,
so much beverage.
Put them down.
One. Two. A little bit in the third. so much beverage down
but in third
half-due at time in for the local diet coke
we got a full game left in the serial order skeet skewer skyrocketed
no
yellow you're sorry
uh... okay
see you you've just
yours no but Oh, God. Okay. See, you're just... You're... I just...
No, but...
I haven't peed or pooped in three days.
That's not...
But honestly, it's because I have a fear of the toilet.
I have an honest fear of the toilet.
What could you possibly fear of the toilet?
Okay, so I've been sitting down a lot on the toilet.
Welcome.
No, not to pee.
I do it.
First off, first off, it's to be on the phone.
It's not to pee.
Just pee in the, oh, go in the phone.
I should.
It's bad.
No, I'm saying, so I'm scared of the toilet because when I sit down, my shit's already
in the water, right?
You literally can't help yourself.
Little grenades.
Little mines going off.
Huh?
Oh, those are your balls?
Oh! You're sick. Oh, those are your balls? Ow!
You're sick.
That's a scream of a man that needs help.
There's something going on in your insides.
Shitter Pete.
Oh, you are clogged.
Oh my god, you are clogged.
Hey, you could honestly fuck around and burp poop.
Like, you probably could. If you ate something too fast
Oh my god hiccups
Hiccups would put your ass in a coma right now
You could burp a little shit
You could burp a turd
So what I've been doing
I'm scared to use the toilet though
I'm scared
Because my biggest fear is a snake like a pie it's your I
don't I just needed to distance myself you kept inching closer I was getting worried I'm scared
like a snake it's gonna come up and into my right or take a ball with it oh my god that's his ball. Oh my god the pain. Oh
My god, what if you go sit on the toilet and a snake thing just goes right on your sack. It's terrifying
Oh, it rip it off. Oh my god. It goes through the skin
It holds on to the ball the thing it wants the most and then it goes with that impregnate the snake. Oh
I wonder what a ball looks like outside of
the skin oh my god what is the ball look like you don't want to have you ever
seen it no well I'm sure it's not good what does a testicle oh no Let me see. Let me see. One picture. That's what mine looks like now.
It looks like a little grave.
You're so nasty.
No, honestly, if a snake came out of the toilet and took one of my nuts.
No, that's awful.
It would be pregnant.
No, it wouldn't be pregnant.
We have snake babies. Hey, that would be you you freak you
give you give birth or your it's like why if you're snake mistress you give birth baby mama
you got a snake vm she's she's popping out a little she comes with me terrifying she comes
your head with just a body of a snake she comes with me to events it's just like a little purse she's like
slippery she's like a cute little blouse on you put an earring on her oh shit
what's wrong with you dog wait what Wait, what kind of tops would she wear?
Like she could have any
It's like a tube top
She could wear like a little bralette
Oh, that'd be cute
A little bralette
She has like, she has a little lipstick on
She has red lipstick on
We gotta find out a way to get her in heels though
I don't know, I don't know the like
You just put one heel on her tail
It's just like
No, she'd be pretty.
I would give her a purse.
If you had a...
I bet...
I bet some weirdo's
gonna do that.
What?
Like, bring it, like,
a snake's gonna be there
here in the next five, ten years.
Someone's gonna bring
a snake to the red carpet
and it's like,
it's their date or something.
Oh, that's already happened.
People always bring
snakes to the red carpet.
They wear them around
their necks and shit.
Oh, I know that,
but I'm saying someone's
gonna do what you just said.
Oh, like have it as their BM?
As their date, yeah. I think PETA would get involved at that point. I know that, but I'm saying someone's going to do what you just said. Oh, like have it as their BM? As their date, yeah.
I think PETA would get involved at that point.
I don't think you could do that.
No, but honestly, dude, a snake in the toilet.
Oh, God, that is...
I have a confession.
I have a problem.
I'm glad you've come to this realization.
No!
Oh.
Dude, that's...
It was poop.
I'm telling you.
Your shit is clogged my guy
Vapors and gas in your body right now it could kill so anyway no no
No, honestly, okay. Listen, I've heard that not that might be good feel good dad. Why no
How would you go like this? Wait, how do you wipe do you wipe like this
or do you go like this
like do you go from the the top like of your tailbone towards your your manhood or do you
start at the bottom of the ball and go up to the i want you to answer first this is how I do it.
Did you just elbow me on purpose? You just threw a slick little bow.
You do not wipe like that.
You literally stood up
Damn near got in a three point stance
And you said
Wait what did you say?
Do it again
No
This isn't good
No
It sucks.
It fucking sucks.
We're going to lose everything.
No, we're not.
No, we're not.
Oh.
No, I have a problem.
No, we're not. I have a problem.
Yes, you do.
You have a lot, actually. I love you, but you have a ton. I have a problem. I have a problem. Yes, you do. You have a lot, actually.
I love you, but you have a ton.
I have a problem.
You have a lot of them.
I think I need to get my nose done.
What?
I think I need to get like...
What is that?
I got things I need to go...
Stop laughing.
Why are you laughing?
It's so hot.
I think that it is.
I'm not having fun.
You just sounded demonic. You sounded insane.
You went,
Oh my god.
Oh, I know your belly button is drenched.
I know it's so damn wet.
Please!
Please!
You squirm!
Please, oh no no no no no!
Oh my god, get your fingers out!
Get your fingers out of it!
Ugh! No, no, no, oh my god get your fingers out get your fingers out of it No
It's like 72 hours worth okay, oh my god
Sorry worth okay oh my god I'm sorry I'm saying
right why are we doing I think they need
to go in there
it's coming out of me all right all right
go through
stop I'm I'm feeding off you if you're fine I'm fine if you're laughing I did triggers me
holy shit your eyes are red oh my god. Shave your belly button.
Shave your happy trail.
That was like a winter coat.
Look at you.
You look colonial.
Your hair looks like a chia pet.
Oh my god.
You can't look at me in the eyes.
I think they need to go with it
Well, I just don't know what this is. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is
Alright, I'm not gonna say another word. I'm not gonna say another word. You look like you're in pain
Okay, my head's so wet. Okay, they need to go in, right?
Okay. I'm like out of everything
I can't
What the fuck was that
He said
I can't
I'm done
I'm done
Holy shit
I can't
Mine is strictly off you
I didn't even control that.
Okay.
I can't look at you either. That's what it was.
Oh, dude, my butt is breathing.
Alright, I'm done.
I'm saying, I have a nose problem.
And I think they need to go in
and, like, shoot someone.
So I can breathe again
because I think I smell
all the time
even if I don't
there's always a stench
there's always a stench
I think that's the wrong plan of action buddy
to get my nose fixed
it's not your nose
it's not your nose
it's not your nose
it's your pants
we just can't do this
you look gross
okay oh my
dude
so I'm saying like
even like so I'll go.
So, if you know one is going to enjoy this, not a single person.
I'm so sorry, y'all.
We finally, we got hit with one of those waves.
So, so, so, maybe if I close my eyes when i talk so
so so so i have a problem right Oh my god
Bro
You sound like a douche bag
Why You were like This is what you sound like Look You close your eyes Dude, SPAC!
Why? You literally like, this is what you sound like, look.
You close your eyes, you're like, maybe if I close my eyes and I don't see him.
Like, you sound like a frat guy, like ultra.
Moral of the story.
Dude, we cannot get, okay, moral of the story is,
so I have a problem where I think I smell all the time.
And so I was thinking, maybe I need to go get my nose checked.
And so what I was doing here, is maybe they put like a tooth hooper or something up there,
and suck everything out so it's a clean palate, so I can smell again.
And, and because, And
Because
Because I ask people to sniff me
And like obviously
There's always a little twang
But it's not like me oh
It's not
It's just like hard work
And sun
There you go It's just like hard work. Well, and sun. There you go.
It's just like 103 Dallas.
Like, I smell like...
I smell like ground.
And so, I was just...
All I was saying is, I just need to get my nose checked.
Because there's always an odor around.
And I don't think that's of God.
I don't think it's right. Dude, my ass
is so wet.
Oh, that sounded crazy.
Oh, my
chest is drenched. I got so
hungry. I got tired.
It beat our ass.
It made me yawn. It made you starve.
There was points of that where it
simply wasn't fun.
It really wasn't. I did not want to laugh and it was involuntary.
I had no control of my own body.
I'm so sorry for anybody who watched that just now.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
I don't feel like we should even talk about anything else because I think everybody clicked
off.
Yeah.
I do like the sound that dirt makes.
What?
Like I enjoy the sound dirt makes.
You ever touch dirt?
Well, not dirt.
Wet dirt. You ever touch mud? Well not dirt, wet dirt.
You ever touch mud? Mud. It's called mud. Mud mud. Wet dirt is mud. Yeah.
Dirt plus water equals mud. If it's wet.
Dirt plus water, wet component, water equals mud.
No I mean, I mean wet enough. You can get dirt wet and it's not mud.
Yeah if you, you You spit on it
Yeah
Oh so you like touching spit dirt
No wet dirt
Dirt spit
Wet dirt
Dirt wet dirt
Really wet dirt
So really wet dirt but not mud
Wet dirt
Why does that sound so foreign
Like no one's ever said that ever
Wet dirt Sounds like I'm trying to say one word But it's breaking up into two Why does that sound so foreign? Like no one's ever said that ever.
Wet dirt.
Sounds like I'm trying to say one word, but it's breaking up into two.
Like almost habitable enough for a frog.
Like that's how wet I like it.
An amphibian could be there.
Like you splash it and your clothes are ruined.
That's mud.
Yeah.
Wet dirt.
You said not mud.
No.
I said not wet dirt.
Wet, wet dirt.
Really wet dirt.
Mud. Yes. Did you say mud no mud when I think of mud I'm thinking of like thickness like you can like almost waxy what like like mud it has
like mud's like you can pick it up and make a pie and throw it is mud and in your ass yeah so you literally spit
like that's dude you are a creature holy shit so I'm talking about like stop I gotta think of my mom
what
go get it out you got it
okay wet wet dirt
yeah to the point like you know like
I'm thinking of like when a little girl has it on a
yellow boot and she slams it
yeah but like really wet
so I'm saying I like how when it's wet it makes noise.
You can go...
I like the sound it makes.
So I went through a sabbatical where every time there was wet mud,
I'd go like that.
Just because of the noise.
And I'm sure it would be the same if it was just like a puddle of water.
But I think the mud of it makes a consistency pattern
that it makes it like real like sonically pleasing i think it's time for people's favorite segment you know what that is
pop culture pain and cam pop culture pain and cam wow yeah yeah jesus christ is my lord
there you go it's my week's pop culture.
No, pop culture.
Cam, do you have something?
All right, my pop culture for this week.
It's kind of, it's really strange, and it's not a current event.
So don't think this is.
Okay.
Well, it is.
Is it popular culture?
It is popular culture.
Very, very pop culture.
Okay, what is it?
I do don't know.
Do y'all remember?
Yeah, you have no clue.
I didn't tell you.
Do y'all remember months ago if you've been here don't ever that's the
That is the loudest you've ever sneezed
Ever since I've known you that is the loudest sneeze that has ever left your body And I saw what you did with that microphone. I saw every second of it. You're crying again
And this is bullshit
Just swallowed it's okay. Oh
My god, bro, my back is like tingling
What pop culture, okay get that shit away from me all right?
Do y'all remember if you've been here for the long ride your true?
Oh gee number one day one when Peyton about a couple
Sorry, yo, you have to stop or I'm good I'm gonna laugh again your face
looks infected All right, I'm done. It just isn't enjoyable.
Okay.
Stop.
Damn it.
Stop.
Stop.
Yeah, bite your tongue if you have to.
Underbite.
I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.
That was mean.
All right, I'm going to get this out,
and we're going to get the hell out of here
because hopefully you're still here.
I need nourishment.
Okay, pop culture.
Love Island.
For all the OG fans, if you remember when Peyton spoke about Love Island,
reached out to him and wanted to draft him for the show,
and he made it through the initial screenings,
and then he had the big old interview, right?
They really wanted Peyton on Love Island.
I am so glad you didn't go because there's no way you would have been on that show.
Bro, y'all were pressuring me to go. The things that are happening on so love island's going around it's all over tiktok on
in twitter stuff everyone's like oh love island is love island there go watch it so of course
olivia hopped on and then me i just end up watching anything she watches i could say it's
stupid and then i'm fully invested so yeah so i'm over here watching the violent and dude, dude, it would have been bad.
Okay.
It would have been,
that's what I was telling cam and live in there.
And everybody was like,
go on it.
You have to do it.
And I was telling them like,
I'm really don't want to do some of the stuff that they're saying we would do.
Like it is going to be cringy.
It said like,
yeah,
it would be a good business move or whatever.
It'd be good for everything.
But like,
it was just like,
it would have been bad.
I was,
can I get it? I was right were 100 right thank you what were some
of the stuff they were doing bro just some of the like okay one of the challenges was called like uh
some some in command yeah okay it was a guy's challenge so the girls were all dressed up as
little officers okay and the guys were all dressed up wearing nothing but a Speedo.
Nothing but a Speedo.
Oh.
Okay.
They have to go through this muddy obstacle course.
That's where I got you said mud.
Yeah.
They're going through this muddy obstacle course.
And who can do it the sexiest?
Oh, I would definitely lose.
So they literally, I mean, these guys were in a Speedo covered in mud, like,
doing, trying to hit their
sexy moves and getting picked and whatnot and they're all it's just it's just some crazy stuff
imagine and then honestly bro from the bottom of my heart and not because of like i'm connected
with you and stuff but like you would have been the best person on there too there's some good
people personality wise yeah like i would have just awkward in my way through it and if they like
that that I would have been good but if they wanted like a be seriously sexy I
can't like I don't know how to do it
that's all I got if I don't have that then I'm done guys that was good pop
culture pain in camp pop culture with paying in-cam.
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