You Should Know Podcast - SPICY TACO BELL BURGER PRANK! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: December 8, 2025

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Starting point is 00:04:42 everything else. I hope y'all enjoy the merch. It should be getting to you all soon. Now on to the rest of the episode. My co-host, Cam, back in the studio. Hey, do you like it? I do like that. I like that a lot. You know what you like? You know what the world likes?
Starting point is 00:05:04 What do we like? I'm not going with society. I'm actually going against the grain. Mom always taught me to be a pit off the chain. I drop it. Drop chains. Pick it up because I'm... Anyway.
Starting point is 00:05:15 Uh, uh, Cam with the hoodie. Hoodie. Uh, he looks like he's about to go. Wait, watch out. Let's go. I didn't know what to say. So I was like, bring it back. Better than me, because when I come to a wall, I go, this, I go, all right.
Starting point is 00:05:32 You said, he's about to hoodie. Wait, watch out. Here we go. Camp, hoodie, no, no, no. In all seriousness, though. Yeah, Cam looks like he's on a list. List. He has to bring a pie to your house to tell you he's on the list.
Starting point is 00:05:46 I'm on the list. I get it? We're three weeks away from what? Christmas. R. Kelly, take a. Your body's calling for, I'm gonna say it again. Probably not, that's our talent. You're probably wrong.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Probably shouldn't do that. He's a bad person. Bad person. The urine belongs in the urinal. And you. Okay. It's not what I'm saying. Let me get this off.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Let me get this off. What I'm saying is today. Yeah. I'm fueled off of pure Red Bull and Nike Tech. To hell with your matches. To hell with your matches. with your quarter zips. I do what I do when I stand for who I stand for. I'm not falling to the likes of society. I rep my Nike techs. There's no need for a quarter zip or a macha. You know that
Starting point is 00:06:37 tastes like wheatgrass. Oh, you're talking about the matcha and quarter zip trend. Now I'm getting on it. Yes, sir. Thank you. Took about 10 seconds, but thank you, sir. You know what's crazy? I'm a father of almost two. I'm a law-abiding citizen. I pay my taxes. This is a is just comfortable and it matches that's why I own it. Yeah, if I looked like you, I would dude, I would quarter zip and match it up all the time. No, no shot. Because it just, you, I mean, you just get,
Starting point is 00:07:03 I mean, talk about not worrying it, but when the blue lights hit behind you. I go, oh, golly, I wonder if it's Officer Jenkins. You were like, you get out of the car before him. I go, I go, come here, Jake, talk to me. I go, man, we balled it up last Sunday. How you, was that speeding a little bit? Don't, I'll pay it.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Don't worry, brother. I'll pay it, fine. I go, here's wallet. Let's all test how we give our wallet to police officers. Let's do it. How would you present your wall? It's not a game. It's not a game.
Starting point is 00:07:31 It's not a game. It's set me up. That's all hook and ladder. I go like this. You need my wallet? Right there's my wallet. There's my wallet. And you'd be fine.
Starting point is 00:07:39 My wallet's under. I go, I mean, straight to politics, didn't we get there? We got there, huh? Straight to some. I mean, really deep trauma for my people. Really? No, it's very real. It's a very real thing.
Starting point is 00:07:49 And let's not joke about it. You know, it's not joke about it. It's not joke about it. God bless your son's not gonna have to worry about it. He's not, and I don't give my wallet at all. I say, fuck off, pig. I go, you have that on the laser radar detector? I wasn't speeding.
Starting point is 00:08:03 You prove it to me, and I'll give you whatever you want. Where's your field supervisor? No, honestly, you know what? I got to do, man. You know where I live. Dude, that must be nice. Honestly, that must be really nice. Now, I've never abused that power.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Never once. Have you ever gotten pulled over? About six times. Really? I was a spade demon in college. Well, that doesn't count. There's so many speed traps in Oklahoma. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:08:33 You're going 80. You look at one little cow out in the field. You look up 35 and there's an elementary school. I'm like, holy s s shton. I go, oh, oh, oh, double break. My car's, and it was, oh, my God, it was Rhonda. Oh, yeah. It took me, it took me 10 seconds to drop 20 miles and out.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Yeah, yeah. I was like, breaks. Sounds like I'm about to blow up. Yeah, I got pulled over a lot. And I, oh my God, I lied to him one time. Oh my God, you got a little frisky with the police officer. What did you say to the police officers? I take the ticket, I go to their little court, right?
Starting point is 00:09:07 Hour away from school, two hours from my house. You went, a little courthouse, I had to go to it. Wait, so you, so you, that means you got a ticket and you went to dispute it. Yeah. Oh, you're such a carrot. There's no way you can ever say- No, because they said I could. No, you shut up when I'm speaking to you.
Starting point is 00:09:20 They said I could. could, I go, I think it's the first. Well, that's what they always say. Hey, if you dispute this, whatever, you could go to the court. Exactly. Yeah, but no one does that. But I was afraid to tell my parents because I just got a ticket. So you went to court? Yeah. Yes. Why, that's very rational. Get like the $100. No, it was $300. No, it was a speed trap in Oklahoma. I was going 29 miles over. Oh yeah. They could have arrested me. No. No, seriously. Was it a school zone? No, but at the 30, they can take you. He said, you're lucky.
Starting point is 00:09:53 And I was like, you're lucky, you're wide. I go, you're lucky, you're a good-looking man. Now, you're teammates on you. You go, I'm going to need them to get out the car. I go, what do you mean? Derek didn't do anything. I go, I'm driving. They go, sir, are you okay?
Starting point is 00:10:07 Are they in the back? Are they got a good on you? Are you speeding for a reason, Bub? Are you trying to get out of town? What did they make you do? Yeah, no, I told him. I was like, you're lucky you didn't clock me five seconds earlier. Definitely would have been over 30.
Starting point is 00:10:19 Okay, so you went to court. I take it to court because he was like, you can pay this online. We're in college. We didn't have any money. We used to get $20 for a pizza from our mommies, and we'd go to the casino and try to triple it to 60. Yeah, honestly.
Starting point is 00:10:31 I didn't have $280 to pay a ticket. And if we were really down bed, we would just have them order it from a state away and I'm showing at our dorm. Mama, I love you. Yes, to the dorms, one large peppermone. If you're filling whiskey, throw the pot sticks. Do you know how down bad?
Starting point is 00:10:45 I'm getting to get to your story, but that just reminds me. You know how down bad. I was in college that you had to teach me and my parents what cash app was. I didn't know what cash app was. He didn't know. He thought he could only get cash. Yeah. When his parents showed up and it was what six and a half hours away? I would thought his parents had to cross state lines for him to get money. They mailed me a Ziplog bag of cash. I swear to God, they mailed me a zip log bag of cash. We have that infamous picture when you got it. You were playing with it like there's
Starting point is 00:11:15 I didn't know what cash up was in college. Dude, they literally zip-locked in a snack-sized bag of wad of cash, and we got that shit. He was like, Kim, come in here. But lock the door, lock the door. We lock it. We're just looking, we're thumbing through 20s. It's probably like $400 and $20.
Starting point is 00:11:32 Yeah. If that, that was like a really good time. It's like not even a lot of bills. It's not like it's ones. We're fucking going through it. There's like 20 pieces of paper in our head. Oh, my God. We threw a 20-minute party.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Oh, my God. We were rich. No, I have Snapchat. He was acting like he was a shot. stripper. There's a big infamous picture of me on a bed in a pink sweatshirt. He's in a pig hoodie and there's twilight. I lined them up. I took my time and I went like this. We got to sit in CJ's thinking, but we went. That's what we did in college. And we took pictures. And my, and my parents, because they knew, they knew our washing took coins. So then
Starting point is 00:12:05 put like a bunch of quarters in the zip log bag. The zip block bag was ripping because it was too heavy and shit. Oh, oh my God. So I didn't know about cash app. And so he was like one day Pam was like, hey, why don't you just use cash out? I was like, they just send it to your phone. And we were like, I was like, what the hell is that? And my mom was born in the, in the tens. Yeah. So, so she was like, is that safe?
Starting point is 00:12:30 Is that from where? Who regulates this app of cash? Who's this, who's this website application bank? And I had to use, and I had to change my banking. Yeah. Because I still had, you know, like whenever you're a kid, your parents to teach you banking, they put you in a kiddie bank. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:44 I used that until I was 19. So I had to change my bank. So I could get gas. I used to buy groceries with a Valero gas station credit card. That's how I bought my groceries. I bought Walmart dairy in produce with a Valero gas station credit card. That's embarrassing. No, the worst is when I went to Valero one time,
Starting point is 00:13:03 swiped that for a tank of gas to go see my girlfriend. And I went, said, not going to be able to make it, live. Said I'm going to run some black ops. I'll see you next weekend. Had no money. I hit the limit on a Valero Gat. What was, what's the limit? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:19 What am I buying? What did you do? What the hell? Dude, that's funny. Anyway, you went to court. I take it to court and I go in and it's this, it's this elderly woman. She's super nice. White.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Of course. Your favor. I go, hello, darling. I go, Margaret, you look good today, girl. What, what, you had some tea this morning? She's like, oh my God, just get out of here. Just give it a tick out, pay it myself. But I go in, she's talking to me.
Starting point is 00:13:43 And remember, this is maybe like literally. literally two months after my first ticket, which I did tell my parents. It was my first time ever. I was like, I don't know what to do. Like, I'm on y'all's insurance. I feel like you should know. Second one, I was like, I can't tell them again. So she asks me, is this your first ticket? Me knowing the answer is no. The correct answer is absolutely not 60 days ago. But the 60 days ago's ticket was in the state of Texas. So I openly lied thinking she meant, is this your first ticket in Oklahoma? So I said, yeah, my first ticket. I was like this bar under the counter. I'm like, yeah, it's my first ticket. My toes and everything. And she goes, okay, well, if it's your first ticket, all you have to do
Starting point is 00:14:24 is pay $50. And then you're going to get this code via email to a safety course. You take that past the test. And then if you don't get any other traffic violations in 90 days, it's off your record. I go, oh, so like it's not going to get reported to the insurance. Nothing just goes off. I have 90 day buffer window. And I just pay you $50. She's like, yeah. Did that? Got out of it. parents never knew. But then I got four more after. Within the 90 days. And they're like, is this your first? I was like, it's not my first year. It's not my first year. It's actually my third. Oh, yeah, it's my first ticket.
Starting point is 00:14:55 He just pulls it up. I'm like, just give it a ticket. Yeah, it was bad. That's funny. On that, on that one where it was awkward, I literally was like, I can't say yes anymore. I have one in Texas one here. Yeah. I have to lie. I go, I go, officer, I was really just trying to pass the big semi. I said, I got to the left. I did speed. I was trying to pass the truck. He was going slow. And he goes, son, there ain't been a semi in four miles. And I went, no, you just missed him. Like, he went, he's, is over that hill. He's right there. He's like, son, I was behind you watching you not pay attention and drive 20 over. He said, you're getting the ticket. Dude, I'm so bad with cops. I think I got pulled over in a wild knock on wood, hopefully.
Starting point is 00:15:34 It's so scary. Because I'm always like, oh, the one at the gym. No, y'all watch me get pulled over. That's crazy. That really was crazy. Like no binoculars anything. It was like you were like 200. yards away. And I was like, is he getting searched? Things like, he's like, I didn't do anything. It's such a scary experience. No, that really is. Like, I didn't do anything. He goes, whoa, watch your hands.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Watch your hands. You got, I didn't do. I didn't do anything. He goes, that's here. All right. But why, why do you think you're so anxious? Why do you? I'm glad you answered that with your eyes.
Starting point is 00:16:17 Really? I was trying to fish you say it. Oh, yeah, I mean, dude, the world is sad. It sucks. Golly. Few bad apples, hopefully. That sucks. Yeah, hopefully, hopefully.
Starting point is 00:16:28 I mean, this is it. I, I. What do I say? I want to say. I mean, you know, I had a thought. I had a thought. Going into the New Year, I was like, maybe we mature up a little bit. We start talking about real world.
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Starting point is 00:18:23 Yeah, yeah. Flip the script. Talk to me, Daddy. How was your week? How was your week? And I want to know. I do care. You look good.
Starting point is 00:18:31 There's a piece of beard kind of sticking out over there. Outside of that little sticky part, you look great. How was your week? Hey, man. So, if you don't know already, the last couple episodes were pretty. recorded. Yes. So everybody got a week off for the week of Thanksgiving. We're back on regular scheduled programming. These are real-time episodes now. So we're just coming off of Thanksgiving in real time right now. Thank you for the week, by the way. Thank you for the week.
Starting point is 00:18:55 Yeah, not having for Christmas. You get two days. I feel, well, okay, and then we get the Eve and the day of. Perfect. That's fine. That's fine. That's all you need. All you need. You can make a lot work. You make a lot of shake 48 hours. No, I'm just kidding. But we had a week off. I went back home to Austin. I went back to my family's house. Great time. Beautiful city. Great time. Great time. Dogs not doing good, man. I got to experience him twice on FaceTime. Oh, Malley, Mousel.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Voldemort. I mean, Voldemort was there. Volta was there. With me. Oh, no, that's not her first time. She's been poor. Oh, she's been several times. But she was just like, man, every time we go, man.
Starting point is 00:19:31 She's like, he's getting more gray. Eyes are getting more milky. Yeah, she talked to me because she knows it's going to hurt when he's, when they automatically put a. put a nine in them, or however they do that. I don't think they use a Glock. I don't think they use a Glock. Depends. But you're going to be, now, I want to be the first to say this.
Starting point is 00:19:49 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You are going to be extra rude in the couple of days that follow your dog's passing. No, I just hope you know there's no joke that's off limits because that's how I get over. Like deep, dark jokes, I'm going there. Exactly. I'm going to, but you're, but the thing with you, though, let's call a spade of spade. Yeah, yeah. No jokes off limits until we hit that one that is off limits and you just had to act like it wasn't.
Starting point is 00:20:10 So you'll joke about your own dead dog for 20 minutes. I'll slide in and be like, oh, dude, yeah, that f***er was like a two-legged dog right before he left. We should call him two-legged Malcolm. And you'll literally turn around and be like, that's why your kid's ugly. And I go, I go, oh, uh, I was like, all right, all right, Malcolm. Like, you'll, that's, that's you. But it is, it's your coping. It's your coping.
Starting point is 00:20:36 But he's really not doing well. He's happy. He's not in pain. That's good. But motor skills are failing. I want to ask you a very honest question. I saw him talking to a wall. And I was like, brother, you got it.
Starting point is 00:20:47 He was like this. And I said, Malcolm, we're talking to? And he couldn't hear me. And so I was like, oh man, dude. And then he fell over because his legs failed. No, you need to. He did like one of these. And I was like, didn't know you could bend like that.
Starting point is 00:21:01 It's impressive. Yeah. I think there's a term for that. A sploof, I believe. A spoof? A sploof. Isn't that what they- Not to be confused with a spliff.
Starting point is 00:21:09 That's you smoke. sploof is when dogs go on their belly and their back legs go out. Now, typically it's from herding dogs that do it on purpose, stretch those joints. I think his was more kind of involuntary. Involuntary, kind of just had to accept the sploof. Yeah, but the mental, the fortitude's still there because we were throwing the pigskin in the backyard and his mind was, I'm involved in this game. His body said, no, we're not.
Starting point is 00:21:31 He said, no, you're not sit down. No, he said he watched and he was like this. I was like, yeah, it's about as much you can get me at this point. His third bark, he's like, right, run! Run! Ruh. He said, Ruh.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Oh, pyrr. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Honest question, honest question. Yeah, yeah. We can move over my dad, because I have other stuff. My dad, you know, Mike's like a concrete wall when comes to emotion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:05 So he got teared up and he was real sad when Dusty passed. Yeah. Now, one thing he said that he, he always won. wanted to do and he made sure when they took him in, my dad went and bought a bag of Hershey Kisses. Oh. He said all dogs deserve chocolate before they pass, because we can't give it to him while they're here.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Okay. Are you gonna do that with Malcolm? Malcolm's already had chocolate. Now we know why he's in the stage. No, but he's, but if we can, he goes, I flick him up. Reese's peanut butter cup every time I see. I'd be like this, you want some.
Starting point is 00:22:33 There you go, Malcolm. He goes, Oh, oh, no, but I was saying like, I was saying, like, in his younger years, he would just get into some chocolate. But he was always fine. But I'm saying he's lived longer than 90% of dogs.
Starting point is 00:22:46 Can I say that? He's way past his expiration days. No, he's like 18 years old. And he's a big brief. Yeah. He's an anomaly. So any time, we're like, you know, it's fine. We, you know, sometimes he sleeps hard.
Starting point is 00:22:57 We've pushed him. We, like, whatever. Malcolm. Malcolm. Is this it? Malcolm? Then he goes, right.
Starting point is 00:23:05 He's still got it. Anyway, dog's going to die. But it's. No, no, but I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do it at the house. I'm not gonna, I'm gonna pay for somebody to do it at the house. I don't want, he hates to, what? Put him down at the house.
Starting point is 00:23:17 I don't want him to get put down at the, he hates the vet. You aren't gonna let him go out on like a natural limb? You said he's not in pain. Just let that go to sleep one time, never wakes up. Ideally that would be the case. Yeah. I'm saying, what? What?
Starting point is 00:23:34 What? What? You just exploded. What? What? Are you gonna bury him? Who's gonna carry him out? You are. Preston is.
Starting point is 00:23:46 Preston is gonna go, oh, Malcolm. Oh, that's so funny. It's really not, but it is really funny. Oh, no, Pierce. I'm not gonna tax her me. Are you gonna bury him, though? No. Is that white?
Starting point is 00:24:01 Is that highly Caucasian? Once they take them, they take, I don't want that. I don't want that. Who the f***? Hit some white people. The same day they take him out of the front door. I'm getting rid of his leash, his bowl.
Starting point is 00:24:14 No, I'm going to keep his collar. There you go. Yeah. Smell it. My mom. Now, that's probably, it's not going to be like hitting a good old whiff of that YSL. It's going to be. Yeah, you're going to smell an 18-year-old dog dead flesh.
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Starting point is 00:26:07 everything's good who is fun time it's good to see that's the long as I've been home in a long time yes your grandma looked good by the way what the fuck okay get your mind out she always she always looks sweet because she like again that's a
Starting point is 00:26:19 she is up there she's old yeah yeah yeah like she looks she's great she looks good what is she 91 no like 92 3 something like that yeah she looks she does not look 90s very cognitive as well she is every time you see her that
Starting point is 00:26:32 she looks how my grandma did in like her 70 And I know there's a reason, but I'm saying, it's impressive. Every time I'm like, she's like great. She's great. But so we had Thanksgiving, right? The food was good. They watched the podcast, and they saw us ragging on the food. And honestly, they had like a Michael Jordan comeback.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Like, they retired and they came back. Food was fantastic. But since it was so good, we ran out of the leftovers quick. Now, where we live in Austin, it takes a while to go get the food. Like, if you want to go out and get food or, like, you know, restaurants and all, it takes a while to go do that. So, any time after the Thanksgiving leftovers were done, whenever I was at home, I was like, hey, I can DoorDash something to the house. Of course you can. DoorDash Bandit.
Starting point is 00:27:20 I love DoorDash. I'm a DoorDash proponent. I use it so much, not a sponsor, but if you want to, please, I will do it. Can I say I do have a gripe with DoorDash? Oh, oh. Huge gripe with DoorDash is the first time this has ever had. happened to me. Okay. I think DoorDash bicyclers should be banned. There's people that bike. You've never got your DoorDash on a bicycle? I think worst, worst travel case scenario is like an
Starting point is 00:27:49 accord. No, no, no. I've got, I got DoorDash bicycle. Okay. No, no, no, no. Not a motorcycle or not a dirt or motorbike, but a cring, cring, cring. A mother's pulled up to my house with a hemmed, A bicycle and a basket right in the back pulling up four miles like this. This is how he breaks. This is how he breaks. You saw you're like,
Starting point is 00:28:19 now can I say, do am I wrong for thinking that's no, that is. If you ordered a hot meal, kiss to goodbye. It's gone. It's gone. It's gone. And whenever I,
Starting point is 00:28:29 whenever you go to DoorDash something, right, it says you can pick the, you want an express, you want it regular, or you can schedule it. I'm a gluttonous bitch. Yeah. I hit Express every time. I'll pay the extra.
Starting point is 00:28:40 Expedited. Yes, I'll pay the extra $3.99 on every meal. That means I want my... Now. Right? So don't send me... Don't send me the... On the Lamberfeities.
Starting point is 00:28:53 I don't want Forrest Gump delivering my meal. Put it in the TRX and use all 800 bonys. And so I'm sitting there... But ass naked, right? I'm sitting there butt... Naked naked. hand on the genitalia as i do for comfort right i'm hooking i'm hooking i'm hooking i'm two fingers up the gooch i'm in there sitting sitting pretty and comfy huh he said oh i wonder
Starting point is 00:29:17 when this i wonder when this burger's getting here i'm in myself like a bass right now on a fishing hook right i'm i'm sitting there comfortable as all hell but naked watching stranger things watching a bunch of 20-year-olds pretend like they're 14 i'm watching that right I order my DoorDash expedited, right? You should get here in 10 to 12 minutes. That's what it says on the DoorDash application. 45 minutes later, I'm like, where is my DoorDash? I look at my application.
Starting point is 00:29:51 These even had the audacity to put a bicycle icon as they're routing him towards my house. Oh, no, no. Your application should not be that advanced. Do not show me with a monopoly piece of a bicycle. that my food's gonna be late and cold. And can I say? It was, it was like 11.30 p.m. That's dangerous for them.
Starting point is 00:30:14 And the guy didn't have a light on his shit. He was blindly going down my dark neighborhood with no headlight or reflective gear. Did have reflective vest? No. He didn't have tail lights. No. Oh, this guy, oh, he's, dude,
Starting point is 00:30:27 I mean, that DoorDash application, that was probably his last chance. Oh, dude, I literally looked at him. I was like, you. I was like, you saw, I paid the extra. And his tip was probably $7. Oh, so expensive.
Starting point is 00:30:43 $7 tip, $2 delivery fee, $4 expeditent, $6 of tax. And then I, so he hands me my ice cold McDonald's McDubble, right? Ice cold McDubble in a bag. I'm about to walk, I'm hot. I don't even say thank you. I'm a very thankful person in Thanksgiving, too. So I take my bag from, I take my bag from, I'm like this. I'm going to walk back into my home.
Starting point is 00:31:05 humble abode do you have clothes on now i got a little bit of draws on a little bit of draw but i'm hanging loose oh he saw me he saw it i was blessed all of us he saw it i was blessed with and i turned around showed him the tuft so i take the mcdonald's bag i'm pissed off i'm going back into my home right he goes wait excuse me bike man yeah i say what and he goes got to take a picture of it Cause, dog. I'm like, no, he should have gave him straight tough. You go, picture this. You just hold the bag, you're like this.
Starting point is 00:31:48 And the part is, he f***ed up on the first one, he was like, hold on, hold on. I was like, I was for pleasure. You delete that right now. You're not even in the app, are you? You're in a camera. And he's showing me, he's like, I gotta do it again. Bro, so there's a picture of me.
Starting point is 00:32:05 somebody's, on the DoorDash Corporation of me, hairy and fat, just naked, holding McDonald's at 11.30 p. I'm like this. Pissed off. So, that happened to me. And to DoorDash Incorporated, take off that bicycle thing. That's not even efficient for anything. That is, that is unbelievable. That is not okay. I'm not going to lie. I also had a door that. This is wild. This is serendipitous. I also had. Oh, you vote. Piss on me. Oh, piss on me. Oh, piss on me. The body's calling for, you said piss on me. I went straight into R. Kelly. It was a great callback. Now, you want to talk about comedic timing callback? If we were on stage, that would have went crazy.
Starting point is 00:32:53 They would have. I don't promote people. I don't promote it either. I do make jokes. Spell serendipitous. S-E-R-E-N-S-R-E-N-Sarind dip D-I-P-P-D-I-P-D-I-P-D-I-P-D-I-P-D-I-U-S. Maybe it's as simple as I-N-D-I-O-U-S. Serendipidus. You could have spoke any word just out. I was like this. I'm like, O-R-L-J. It was like that soup that has all the letters in it. I got to talk about soup in a minute. Go ahead and with the-S-E-U-S-W-L-L-L-L-L-L-E?
Starting point is 00:33:30 I got to talk the alphabet soup. Oh, never was a big, never was a big guy. I always got the one that you had the O's. What were those called? SpaghettiOs. SpaghettiOs. Them, dude, can we talk about if you eat SpaghettiOs now, you will instantly probably your pants or throw up.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Well, this kind of leads, this is not good food. This leads it, I'm sorry, I don't want to cut up your topic yet, but it goes into my top one of the topics I have. Okay, well, wait, wait, or do you want to go? No, well, I mean, it was actually the most laid up transition of all time, like going through a Euro step, but it's fine. go for it no you go because I feel like I don't want it you go okay yeah basically with DoorDash same thing hey I mean I don't think we'll ever get such a
Starting point is 00:34:07 smooth transition ever like ever like that was podcast magic I mean that was you know the podcast god say here's a transition of a life that's okay door dash I'll try to find a way to get the transition again I will love you I I'm Chris Paul you just be Blake Griffith say something I'll say I go soup I go, anyway, that's DoorDash. Soup. Just look at you. So my DoorDash, this same, it was the same.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Leftovers were gone. Literally same, but not a bike and not at midnight. That's crazy. We order, and this, we're in Oklahoma, so everything's far away. It off-rip, I do not expedite. I'm a cheap. You know this. So it says 42 minutes away.
Starting point is 00:34:48 And I go, wow, I should just go and get it, but we've already put the order. 42 minutes pass. No one has ring. No one has knocked. I look at the app. 45 minutes away. Oh, no. So I call the guy.
Starting point is 00:35:02 I go, what is happening? And he goes, so sorry. I don't know why it said your order was active. I had a whole other order before you. So I literally, I get the group. I go, hey, are we still doing this? They're all like, yeah, we're hungry. We're just watching football.
Starting point is 00:35:16 It's fine. I go, all right. So 45 minutes comes. The guy shows up. I go, thank God. He hands us a bag. Mind you, we ordered for eight people. He hands us a bag, probably enough food for you and me.
Starting point is 00:35:27 Oh, that's not good. I go, that's not my order. He goes, yeah, it is. I go, no, it's not. I go, do you think that can feed eight people? Yeah. And he looks at it. He goes, aren't you Jennifer?
Starting point is 00:35:38 Oh, no. Now, I might pass as a Jennifer, right? Put a little wig on you. Maybe Jen. I'm not going to lie. If you were, never mind, that's too far. Now y'all, now y'all knowing me and my Karen tendencies. Oh, you got an earful.
Starting point is 00:35:55 My care and tendencies and when she gets, switched off the route like it's not staying on plan so i look at him and i go word for it i was like i look like it jennifer he goes no no no i know i know i wasn't saying that like what's the app name under i go olivia i go now i'm not a i'm not a woman right but my wife is olivia not jennifer that's not our food he pulls up his phone the little it was like a scene out of a movie they're like oh i got the flux capacitor yeah yeah he goes oh man man i'm so sorry i'm pretty sure i gave your order to jennifer and i have hers and i go you mean to tell me you handed a single woman 20 burgers and i get i get a 10 piece nugget and he goes yeah well i can go back and get it
Starting point is 00:36:42 oh and i go brother it's been an hour and a yeah no it's over i think i'm going to take this inside and i'm going to request a refund yeah please don't do that my tip will go with it Oh, we love you. We love you. Again, bad apples. Bad apples. Overall, I'm talking 99 out of 100 trips are good. Now, this was that one. Yeah. I was so close to exploding and just circles everywhere like that old soup we used to talk about.
Starting point is 00:37:11 Yeah. I was so close to exploding little bits and pieces everywhere. It would almost look like a can of spaghettios like soup. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, what are you, now I'm, you gotta be intrigued. What the fuck I'm talking about soup for?
Starting point is 00:37:30 So soup. Yes, soup. I go, it's so, this is a, oh my God, this is the stupidest point. This is great. I go, soup. Oh, the law, physically. I mean, everybody in the comments right now, should type it. I go, we ain't that, bro.
Starting point is 00:37:47 Soup. Everybody in the comments type in soup right now. Your favorite soup. Please type soup. Not again. You got to start eating, bro. I gotta start eating. Like Pierce almost passed out again
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Starting point is 00:39:40 Not at all. I love breaking news to you. Yeah. So wait, so when's the last time you had a Campbell's Chicken noodle soup? Probably three years. When did you start making money? Well, hell about three years. About three years.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Well, that has nothing to do with the money though. That's not what the CEO said. The CEO of Campbell Chicken Noodle Soup got caught on a recorded, like a recorded speech. I think he was having a meeting. He was having a meeting with his people and he got somebody, some snitch in the company was recording. What? Was recording the CEO talking, right? And this is what he said about his- Oh my God, we have an audio file.
Starting point is 00:40:24 We have an audio file. No, it's not. That's Patreon. No, honestly, honestly, that's not my role. And I tried to do something that I'm not capable of, and I failed bad. So here we go. Round table. This is the Campbell Chicken Noodle Soup CEO talking about Campbell.
Starting point is 00:40:40 There's no way. Do we have a f*** that's for four people? Who buys are a shit? I don't buy the f***ing at this product. It's a healthy. I better to know what the f*** in it. I get meat. Pop, bioengineer meat.
Starting point is 00:40:52 I don't want to eat a piece of chicken that came from a 3D purse. So, so if you don't know, he goes, if you didn't really hear what he said, he said, first thing he said, first of all, sound like he was in war, like there was, there was so much background noise. Where was he? I don't know. Was he the middle of Target on Black Friday? Like, that was, that was so much chatter. Basically what he said, the first thing he said, is I don't eat camel chicken noodle soup. That's made for poor people. Go. Oh, man. Oh, that hurts. I'm not going to lie. Okay, so first of all, so wrong to say. Very wrong. So wrong to say.
Starting point is 00:41:35 High levels of wrongness. But, I mean, let's be honest. We used to eat it because it was the cheap alternative, right? And I was good. I loved it. It made me feel, it made everything feel homey, like it was a good, it was a good broth. Yes, and I had, I had the good old. COVID-19 earlier this year, or 20, whatever we're on.
Starting point is 00:41:59 Yeah, bovind 25. I got sick earlier this year, and my caretaker, who is Voldemort, the girl that was taking care of me, she gave me Campbell's, right? And now she's going to get sued. Because he goes, I don't even know what's in that anymore. He goes, no one wants to eat that bioengineered meat made from a 3D printer. Yeah, that is. How do we feel that the CEO of Campbell's Shakin' noodle soup,
Starting point is 00:42:25 said that their meat is made a 3D printer. I don't know. I had something right there. That was real. I literally was thinking about it. And I kind of had, because I had chicken this morning, not from Campbell's,
Starting point is 00:42:36 but I mean, by God, if they use a 3D printer, those things aren't scarce. Yeah. Every company can have a 3D printer. Dude, that, oh my God.
Starting point is 00:42:43 First off, has he been fired or has he stepped down? Yes, I think he got fired. Okay. If he was not immediately on the chopping block after that, oh my God. And then there's more stuff that came out.
Starting point is 00:42:54 Apparently he, there is that rat rat. One of the rat employees that when snitched him off was saying like he would... Shout out that guy. Shout out to him. He's a... I mean, he's a snitch. Certified, bonafide snitch. Certified rat. But I mean, you... No street credit anymore.
Starting point is 00:43:08 I mean, people are still buying Campbells. I mean, Campbell sells went up today. I'm sure. Somebody bought Campbells today. Somebody across the street bought Campbell. 100%. I mean, honestly... Across the street, yeah. They bought Camble. Yeah, but he apparently showed to work high and like he was saying some racist stuff. I mean, that sounds like a typical CEO.
Starting point is 00:43:26 It does. It does. And it's sad, but it does. It does. Now, shows up on a little bit of Coke, some racial things, and he just makes $10 million that day. Right. So, let's be honest, by Campbell's Chicken noodle soup. It was a part of my childhood, my teenage years, and I still kind of ate it as an adult. Retweet. Now, I'm not a soupy guy. Anytime I eat soup, I make it, or I have someone to make it. Yeah. I don't make it. You definitely have somebody made it. Okay, but I have your soup would be rice and beef. Oh, here's my soup.
Starting point is 00:43:52 But I have like homemade soup now. Yes. Looking back at Campbell's chicken noodle soup, can we be honest, if you're buying that isn't your fault? I'm going to have to put my chip on yes. Yes. Because they sell that at 7-Eleven.
Starting point is 00:44:11 Oh, God. They sell it at 7-Eleven, right? They sell Campbell's ching-noons soup at 7-Eleven. Remember the last time? Something's happening, but you keep talking about it, and I'm getting an actual reaction. But there's nobody that. that should be truly surprised about that either, right?
Starting point is 00:44:26 That it's 3D printed meat. Oh, you got, now that you have to suck. You thought the were real vegetables and chicken? No, oh, I knew the vegetables weren't real. Yeah, the vegetables, every single one of them tasted like nothing. Nothing. Think about that. There was no taste to any veggie.
Starting point is 00:44:40 I mean, and it's the saltiest food I've ever had. It's, you say fruit? It's food. Oh, bro. The chicken, oh my God, no, no. Campbell's chicken soup is made with water, 3D printed food, and power. They're like, here's salt and a little bit of shock. And then we're going to chip it out to the, to the 7-11.
Starting point is 00:44:58 You know, as a matter of fact, let's make eight million of those cans today. Yeah. Dude, that is- It doesn't surprise me, though, at all. It's not, yeah. Bro, the more we move, the more we keep going into the future. Yeah. It's 25 and 6 and 7 and 8.
Starting point is 00:45:12 It is, it's not surprising. It's not. It's literally not surprising. But I don't, and I genuinely, I don't really find a problem with it either. As long as it's not going to kill people. if it's killing people wrong see but every
Starting point is 00:45:25 okay now now I'm gonna I'm gonna flip the table right every single if you you can talk to somebody and everyone is gonna have one thing that they say is terrible for you
Starting point is 00:45:37 yeah and if you do that enough times everything you touch is terrible for you right you go organic oh but it has to be from here because they still use pesticides right oh you're getting processed stuff it's terrible it's all fake oh lunch meat cancerous
Starting point is 00:45:48 everything yeah so it's like I'm over Overall, pretty healthy, and I've eaten nothing, nothing but processed. Yeah. So it's like, I'm kind of liking how everything's shaping out. I'm going to stick to it. So I'm right there with you. I don't care unless it's like literally linked to like, if you eat this, you will get this.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Yeah. Okay, but this is the kind of thing I've been saying, though. I said it like a year or two ago and I got killed on the internet for it. We do not have enough chickens. We do not have enough meat supply. We don't have it. We have, ready, ready? That's another one, because this is an unbelievable one again.
Starting point is 00:46:25 I was going to bring up, I saw this couple, like a mom and dad, they went down a rabbit hole of, like, doing the math behind McDonald's. So I'm going to drop this McDonald's math. McDonald's sells 6.5 million burgers a day. A day. Yes, that's a lot, 6.5 million burgers. A day, okay? One full-sized, grown burgers. cow can produce approximately 2,000 burgers.
Starting point is 00:46:55 Okay. Okay. So to keep up with that standard in one month, not a quarter, not Q1, not a week, one month, you need 97,500 cows. Thank you. One month. Yeah. That's, we don't have that many cows.
Starting point is 00:47:14 And that's only for McDonald's. And you have said that. And that's only McDonald's. That's only McDonald's. That's only for McDonald's. There's, bro. No, no, no, ISO, ISO, break me off, ISO. No, and this is to all you on TikTok, all you on Instagram, all you on YouTube and Spotify.
Starting point is 00:47:28 Get them. A year ago, over two years ago, maybe, I said there is not enough chickens or cows or meat supply on this earth for as much meat and eggs and all that stuff that we use. And you're like, oh, no, we have farms and all that. Fuck your farm. Get them. Y'all eating penguin assing pigeon foot, 3D printed Campbell chicken noodles. meat and monkey knuckles and you're careful and y'all all made fun of me
Starting point is 00:47:55 Payton so stupid the guy from the YSK podcast is so dumb guess what I'm right you just needed some people with some farm animals to tell you but when the guy on the podcast says it two years ago he's all crazy and that's happened time and time again I said it about the aliens I said it about everything
Starting point is 00:48:12 and it always comes out a year later of me being right so everybody that's hating on this podcast and hating on me I'm right and you're wrong And I want an apology in the comment section on every platform we have. And stamp that and take it to your bank. I've been right the whole time. I'm tired of everybody saying that I've been wrong.
Starting point is 00:48:34 I'm tired of it. I'm so thankful you said that. And honestly, you too. Because you get on here. You get on here when I initially made the argument. That's initially. You've been proven right. You're so dumb.
Starting point is 00:48:47 You're so stupid. I'm right. And you're wrong. and I deserve, from you, I deserve the best go-peda, and I want your lungs to fall out of your ass the way you sing it. You do it right now, boy. Three, two, one. Go-peta, go-pater, go-pater, go-pater, go-pater, go-pater, go-pater, that's my pater, that's your peter, that's your peter, that's your peter, that's your peter, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Starting point is 00:51:44 Breathe. Execute order 66. One more round of applause for me. At home, at home, in your car, wherever you're at. Clap right now. If you're not clapping, then you're not, you're not listening. If you're not clapping, you're eating pigeon knuckle. Yeah, yeah, you are, a little teradactyl beak.
Starting point is 00:52:03 You're eating that folly mammoth liver. I mean, you're eating that proboscis monkey snout. That's funny. You're chewing on. It's wrong. It's wrong. Now. Oh my God, we're not eating real food.
Starting point is 00:52:25 Speaking, I don't care either. I'm fine eating fake food. I really don't care. No, but we really, like, genuinely. Again, I don't even want to say it on the off chance. They want to come through on the sponsor vetting. We should not be eating this food. No, I will always eat this food.
Starting point is 00:52:41 And I'm, I will say, I'm proud to take that partnership and sponsorship. I will too. I will too, but I'm saying. Not for the money because I do eat that product. I have McDonald's like a quarter. I eat it all the time. I can't say no. I can't.
Starting point is 00:52:50 I don't want to. I don't take me. I go, oh, I'm doing so good. They go, oh, you want the McPick Five? I go, give me two. Every time. Speaking of fake stuff, right? So I'm at that weird age, right, where I still internally feel like a kid, but a lot of people
Starting point is 00:53:03 around me are getting married and engaged and having kids and all that. Well, you, that should be sale for you about, you know, no, you're not saying. I can't be a kid. I can't be a little street friend down the corner. No, no, no. So I see like people like having kids and people that are younger than me having kids. Like people that were freshmen when I'm. freshman when I was a senior they're having kids and getting married and I'm like well you didn't
Starting point is 00:53:22 give life to chance sorry like a little bit of fun I'm kidding I know a freshman when I was a senior has a nine year old and I'm not kidding it's a victim that's not funny dude I had when I was in middle school think about that I was a sixth grader there was an eighth grader that was pregnant that made me real sad and as like when I was a kid I was like it's like whoa but now as an adult I'm like That's so sad. That's very sad. So sad. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:53:51 That's very sad. Anyway. Speaking of, that's fake, right? I'm at the age where I'm going on Instagram and every day I feel like I see people getting engaged or like proposing to their significant other, right? Can I say I don't understand certain engagement pictures and how they're taken? Now I can join the conversation. I think a lot of y'all be faking y'all's engagements. There's no way.
Starting point is 00:54:20 Because I saw, okay, so like, paint the picture. So you know whenever you're going on Instagram or whatever and you see the moment where somebody got on a knee and the girl was like, oh my God, right? In certain instances, it makes sense that there's a photographer there and like the girl would be surprised. Yes. Because it's a public area or somewhere where people can hide and do this, right?
Starting point is 00:54:42 Yeah. But recently, I've been seeing a lot of engagement pictures in an open field DOLO and both parties are dressed up With words that say Will you marry? Not even that because I can get that It was like okay you're walking into a scene Like oh my god this is shocking like oh this is the proposal
Starting point is 00:55:01 But there's none of that I'm talking about an open farm field Just grass grass The girls super dressed up to the 9th The guy super dressed up to the 9th And it's the nicest photo I've ever seen Now I would get it if the girl's just like Okay yeah I'm getting engaged
Starting point is 00:55:17 yeah like cool it's the part where they're acting surprise yeah what do you think's gonna happen you think we're pulling up to a drive-in movie i'm in a three-piece suit and we're in the field and we don't know this guy with the camera we don't know him what how are you surprised ma'am have you ever seen him ever no is that our car no we got a rental we rented a corvette yes what do you think You're in a picnic? Yeah. You're in six and heels. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:51 We have never gotten this dress up and gone to a field. Ever, ever. Do I have a new tumor? No. Is that the ring box in my pocket? Yes! No, that's for her. But I'm just saying, like, I was looking at these pictures.
Starting point is 00:56:04 It was this girl and her man, and I'm so happy for you, and I'm sounding like a hating my man, and I'm not hating. It's not hating. It's the, it's critique. I want to be in, I want to be a fly on the wall and sit. How, how dumb me? you if you're surprised by it like i don't know like i'm not trying to be now do we give the women benefit of the doubt yeah they're faking the emotion no because it's weird to deal to the guy i don't want to make this a woman man thing i want to say the people in general because it could be
Starting point is 00:56:30 man man woman one how are you engaged that's true i just want to say don't if you're faking it don't you can be happy but like you knew on the car ride we took a 45 minute bar ride we left town like no We're not going to eat. My part is the camera guy. There's no way the camera guy didn't give it up. Yeah. There's a stranger with you in your proximity.
Starting point is 00:56:58 And it's only the three of you. We're in an open field. Literally, this was like, open farm field. The girl was super dressed up in a dress. The guy was super dressed up and like a button up tucked in. Look good. They looked great. Crisp.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Nothing, like a farm field. Acres. Not even a table. It's not a blanket for a picnic. Nothing. You're not a moose. You're not a movie screen. There's nothing.
Starting point is 00:57:18 And there's one of those farm fields where it's not freshly manicured lawn. You had to go like this a couple of times. Oh, yeah, there's that tall grass, that real aesthetic grass. Where are you, at what point, and the crazy part, the picture was like this. No, you're not. No, you're not. That's a fake emotion. What were you thinking as we're stepping over tumbleweeds and the guy with the 70X zoom
Starting point is 00:57:38 is following us like this. The guy with the Sony 20 to 70 steps on a branch. You turn around, he's like this. What do you think you're? Like I get parks and stuff like that like yours was in a Japanese tea garden. You hitting a bush inside of a mountain. Yes, and you took her to this trip and it was a vacation, all this, like it was fine. Or you, you're like, go to a restaurant or wherever.
Starting point is 00:58:02 Like I get it, you could be surprised, but you're in a farm. Like, there's no way. And who's this guy with the camera? I'm sorry. It's bothering me. I love it and that's so true. And that is a brilliant genius point. point. If you don't propose in public, you are not allowed to act surprised on your post.
Starting point is 00:58:23 No, especially if it's bare in town. We should go find them and just go fake. And just leave that. Just drive by comment. Fake. Oh, and I feel like I know this girl. And like we went to school together and I love her. She's great. Why don't love her? I don't really know her. Like, she was cool when I did. I know this. I know. I feel bad because I know this girl and we went to school together. I actually love this girl. Wait. No, I don't love her. I actually don't know her too much. But I remember she was super nice And I don't want to take away her special moment
Starting point is 00:58:50 Right But I don't like being lied to either Oh yeah, no, don't lie to me I don't even care if your post is not for me It's clearly not for me It's for all of your followers But you're lying to all of us now I am a follower
Starting point is 00:59:00 You are lying to me Do not do that You're not surprised You knew Jacob was getting on a knee You probably have your thing rehearsed Like you've been named for nine years Yeah, it's like you're about to give an ultimatum What do you think he's doing
Starting point is 00:59:11 Take you out there to sing to you What are we do getting proposed to this should be a picture like happy yeah smiling oh my god maybe tears from just overall over excitement yeah you're not this should not be your image you're not surprised we think he's taking out there to ask you to duel yeah no that's funny that is hilarious oh my god that's so true but i can't make fun because i you know in woldemore i was i literally asked for like week three of us like being together i was like if i propose you right now and i meant i was like would you say yes she's like no
Starting point is 00:59:45 So I can't make fun of me. That's good, though. That's good. She said, yes, run for the hills. She said, no, that's a good woman. Strong mind, strong will. I learned a lot like my father because we were talking about their engagement, and he asked my mom to marry him two weeks in a dating.
Starting point is 00:59:59 She said no. You know, we visit that quite often. How come both of our dads were, I mean, if you ask the right person, they're considered a creep. No, they were creepy. Yeah. Our moms are just dumb, I guess. Your dad is washing your mom's car while she's clocked in.
Starting point is 01:00:13 My dad's watching my mom in a bowling. league, and then she turns out and he's vanished. I mean, that's Mike 101. Yeah, unbelievable. This episode is brought to you by Fabletics. Can I say this? And I don't know if I'm going to get in trouble. Fabletics is the one of my favorite partnerships we've ever done.
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Starting point is 01:01:56 Did you know that Taco Bell sells burgers? See, now I heard you and him talking about that. I still don't believe it. It's a secret menu. It's a secret menu. No, it's not. It's Taco Bell. But it's a secret menu.
Starting point is 01:02:09 It's not Taco Burger Bell. But that's when you go to In and out, they don't have animal style on the menu. You just got to know it. Yeah, but they're not selling you fried chicken. It's still burgers. Back in a long time ago, Taco Bell used to, like, have it on their main menu, like some type of burger. But now they just have it on their secret menu. And I knew you'd be skeptical about it.
Starting point is 01:02:25 And a lot of the audience is probably skeptical about it. So I brought some. We're going to try the secret menu Taco Bell burger. No, you do not. No, you do not. That's a burger. Yeah. Look.
Starting point is 01:02:39 Right here. This isn't, this cannot be. Taco Bell burger. my god it's dense it is more meat than a regular patty now we're gonna taste test it here we go so look at this i'm gonna show look it's literally just a taco in a burger bun actually looks fantastic this is unbelievable it no so much spilage it literally is a taco in a burger bun so we're gonna taste this i venture to say we're the first podcast to taste test this Cannot be? Okay, is it like certain locations?
Starting point is 01:03:16 I don't know. How do you know they have a secret menu? Robbie told me. I mean, look at Robbie. He knows. I understand that's the point of secrecy, but I'm saying how do I, like, can I get this in Monroe, Louisiana at that Taco Bell, Louisiana? I don't know. So, like, whenever I went to In-N-Out, like, initially took like two years to figure out they had animal-style fries. And the only, and do you know what a flying Dutchman is at In-N-N-Out?
Starting point is 01:03:34 What? Exactly. Oh, my God. Are we tasting? Taste testing the Taco Bell Burger. Cheers. Cheers, bud. Bund to bun.
Starting point is 01:03:42 I was going to ruin my calories I'm a hit, boy that's go oh my god it just like tastes like a taco
Starting point is 01:03:57 spicy ain't it? Oh good spicy it's spicy it's fire though that's fire that's fire. That was really good
Starting point is 01:04:12 It literally is a taco. It literally is a taco. I don't know what that sauce is on it, though. That sauce got some meat. I love salsa. What do you put the hell is? Is that Diablo? Golly, they put some extra shit on that.
Starting point is 01:04:27 What is it? It's a hot ass sauce. I'll tell you that. Yeah, mine's a little warm, dude, but. Holy shit. No, this is a hot ass. I haven't hit mine yet. You don't have it, do you?
Starting point is 01:04:42 No. You don't have this hot. This is so... God. Not a kid. We put the world on his hot sauce on it. No, no. Dude, at first I was like, okay, it's tacos.
Starting point is 01:05:02 I like spice. I can... We put the world on... We put the world's hot sauce on it. There's no Taco Bell burger. There's no Taco Bell burger. No, no, no, no, no, no, like when it hits the tongue, it's hollered, but when you swallow it, oh, y'all sat in the comments, I'd never be able to bring them again.
Starting point is 01:05:29 I got them. Water! No, no, you dude, water. Oh, my God. I said I got a little kick to a dog. Hey, I don't even know how I got a little bit of my flip and it was- Oh, no, geez, please, please, no. Please, please, water.
Starting point is 01:05:56 Please, just one of them water or milk. I don't get it, hurry, please. Please water, water, water first, water always helps. Oh, my God, I took such a big bite. Too big, I was about to say, hey, bro, hitting the sauce what point in the burger did you hit it and it's hoping you so eat it what is it what let me see the bottom button that's where we that's where we put the hot sauce show and tell I mean it's impossible to tell actually oh oh my god dude I just
Starting point is 01:06:36 kind of hard to tell but it's all that orange and red oh man how hot does this go It's hot man, it's always hot. It's when you swallow it. It's literally, it's the world. Hot is hot, it's that same one. I'm the prank master dog. Hey, I will always get you to eat spicy stuff. Regardless, y'all thought I couldn't do it.
Starting point is 01:07:12 Man you're all right oh dude it's every time you don't understand because you haven't done this can't have a touch a good day Oh it's so hot. I'll give you I'll give you God! Damn! I'll give you $200. I'll give you $200 if you finish a burger. I don't need $200 that bad.
Starting point is 01:07:51 $500. $500 and you finish the whole burger. Oh, that'd be nice. No, I can't. I actually can't. I'm not doing that. That's a form of self-abuse. And I know, and for anybody in the comments, unless you literally have consumed this, you think I'm gas.
Starting point is 01:08:09 We still have to film so many more things. You think I'm gassing it. It's when you swallow it. The back of your tongue is on... Oh, Kim, is it that bad? It's not that bad. I swear to God, then you bite it. You take two bites that...
Starting point is 01:08:34 It's not that bad. It's literally the... It's literally the far back as you can touch on your tongue. It is like it's like you touch it to a stove. Hey, there is, you know the crazy. You know, not that bad my shit. You're sweating bad. Bro, your whole shit's hot because it's your, it's your head.
Starting point is 01:08:57 It's your, it's your, it's your menula. Hey, you know the crazy part is this makes me a bad friend and I'm sorry. Robbie was going to the store yesterday to get hot sauces. And he found a hot sauce and it said it was really hot. And it was like, it was like one of the hottest ones. And I was like, Robbie, I was like, I know there's hotter out there. Oh my God. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:09:21 I know there's hot. And so he was like literally, and he goes, this one's $30 more. Why does you spin on this sauce? Oh, that burp was hot. He boy turned into a dragon. I like I'm not kidding I took two full bites yeah thinking I'm getting some secret menu so you have to bear with me for a little all right we can my heads itchings we can this might I don't like milk yeah cam I heard milk milk milk milk helps hey you know you shouldn't trust me
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Starting point is 01:11:38 I feel hot, bro. It's, unless you literally have a numb tongue. Numb tongue syndrome. If you have numb tongue syndrome, if you swallow that hot sauce, you are screwed. You are utterly screwed.
Starting point is 01:11:52 It's nonsense. I believe. And this is, and so for years on this podcast, it has been a thing of me pranking cam with hot sauce. I've done it in literally every way imaginable. And I even, you know,
Starting point is 01:12:05 said that they don't think it could happen again. I believed it couldn't happen again. Me and Robbie concocted this last night and I mean I'm so glad that we're able to get you it might be another year until we can get you. If it's it's all in sport and like I will give props for props to do that. It was well thought out as plan. Yeah. It was executed. You have me thinking there's a burger from a taco joint. Yeah. Golly. You know presenting cam with some new food he's bound to eat. Oh, I'm going for it. You could have gave me a jelly dough. Donut filled it with hot sauce. Not a bad idea.
Starting point is 01:12:37 Now, can I say this? You're a year from today. I will confidently claim this. No one working for Ushino Studios and on our flagship show the Yus Chino podcast, I will never be pranked with hot sauce or hot foods or spice. Never. It will never happen. No, I am unprankable with hot sauce. It will never happen.
Starting point is 01:12:59 I'm going on a record saying that. Challenge accepted. It will not happen. You're unprankable or uncrinkable with hot sauce? Unprankable with hot sauce. Challenge accepted. Yeah, you're asking for it. Yeah, challenge accepted.
Starting point is 01:13:10 Bro, it's been years. We've been doing this shit like three years. Literally, K. Rob flips the burgers your prank today. He wouldn't do that. You just, you just, you just, you just, you just set up bounty for yourself. Can I say, okay, but that would have been, that would have been Robbie getting me. That would have been his prank. Can I say, your prank?
Starting point is 01:13:28 Because this prank was a me and Robbie prank. You, I'm going to go team up with Einstein over here and we're going to do some to get you back. Okay. We can put that on the record. I don't think that it's going to happen for me. What if we did the most invasive thing ever? We're doing like a quiz or something.
Starting point is 01:13:45 Robb he turns his corner and just goes, it's just like a dart with hot sauce. You straight to your bloodstream. I'm doing my, like, lap. I'm like mouth all wide open, eyes open. You go, you go pepper spray. You just mace you. I'm like, what the fuck?
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Starting point is 01:15:13 So if you want something, go over there. Yeah, I think we should get out of here now. Yes, sir. Get us out of here. Yeah, no, I need regular milk, not expired, maybe almond, not cow, and about another liter of water. You're so rich, bro. Almond milk makes me rich.
Starting point is 01:15:30 Yes, bro. Yes, bro. You don't know what you're drinking. If you're going great. value whole milk. You're rich. You're, no, you're getting cows. Piss, blood, eucalyptus, little nectar, some white food die. And they go,
Starting point is 01:15:43 drink up, it's good for your calcium. Rich my ass. You don't, you can't even speak, you can have milk. One milkshake and you're, you're f***ing up, your plumbing. Oh, I'm going to talk about this on the extended that's coming out Wednesday this week. I had ice cream with Voldemort this weekend. Oh, my God. You were on the phone. I was on the phone. Literally almost crashed my car.
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