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Starting point is 00:04:54 We are Go Hoes Cam back in the studio. Wait, you just, how do you, how do you mess up the intro we've been doing every week for Oh my god Cameron! Wait, you just, how do you, how do you mess up the intro we've been doing every week for three years? Now, it was more of a fright thing, right? I knew you wouldn't like the initial stealing that, so I thought about it in my own skull and then messed up and I said an O instead of an I. Let's try it one more time, ready?

Starting point is 00:05:21 Let's go, Here we go. We got co-host Cam back in the studio! Co-host Cam back in the studio. How are you doing? How are you feeling? Buddy, I'm feeling great. I'm feeling great. You want to know why I'm feeling great? Tell me why you're feeling great. You already dropped some bombs in the intro, right? You already told them this is pre-recorded But I'm feeling great because our first live show is in a couple days Yeah, when y'all see this and you read the comments you're gonna see everybody talking that Yes, we already had the first two shows

Starting point is 00:05:56 One that when this came out, but we haven't actually done them in real life Yeah, but we're heading to the West Coast in real time So if you have the West Coast get your tickets right now Splink it! But before tour right about a week ago. We went to good old DreamCon We did oh my god a lot of people saw us at DreamCon shout out to DreamCon right? A lot of people always a great time if you don't know what DreamCon is basically. It's an anime gaming sports acting convention mixed with... We keep it. Yeah, no, it's a predominantly black convention, which is great. Shout out to RDC for putting this thing on, right?

Starting point is 00:06:37 Fantastic, every year. So we get invited every year, not for our talents in podcasting, not for our internet personalities, for our large bodies. Yeah, for our talents in podcasting, not for our internet personalities, for our large bodies. We were a big frame. They're like, hey, you wanna come do sports? And I'm like, I'm old, not really, right? DreamCon was a great time.

Starting point is 00:06:57 God, it always is. I wanna talk about something that happened after DreamCon. We can go into DreamCon later, but I wanna tell a story about what happened after DreamCon. You just turned into like a wizard. You said, but I wanted to talk about something like you did some hand, I did not like that. I wanna talk about what happened after DreamCon.

Starting point is 00:07:13 Me and Cam got two different flights, right? He was on one flight, I was on another. Dude, I flew alone. I have this thing and I've said it for years on the podcast. I have some kind of bad luck on planes I don't know what it is with me in planes. It just doesn't go well something is going to happen, right? I Go into I was born in the plane to leave DreamCon back to Dallas back to go back home. I'm born in the plane, right? People in the line Peyton you should know podcast dude. I literally know you. Yeahton, you should know podcasts. Dude, I literally know you.

Starting point is 00:07:45 Yeah, so I'm taking pictures, it's great. I love it, the vibes are high, the energy is great. I get onto the plane, you know, they got the main stewardess guy with the suit that hands biscoffs and champagnes. God, love him. He was an older gentleman. Love him.

Starting point is 00:07:59 Excited man. Ooh. I watch you all the time. I love the podcast, I cannot believe you're on my flight This is so sick. You have made my day. You've made me feel like a kid again, and I said oh that Thank you so much, and he was like literally shaking like having to like freaking out and so I was like oh, this is so cool Thank you, man. I sit down. I'm towards the front of the plane I That's important to the story. Oh, I'm sure it is. What were you, a seat

Starting point is 00:08:26 maybe 1B? No, I was right before I had first class. I didn't get first class. I was like comfort plus. You said they were so glad at first I got to get comfort plus. I got comfort plus. Right, so I'm sitting down. The steward is guy, big fan, shaking, older gentleman. Great. I guess he kind of made the block hot because I was on the aisle seat at the front of the plane So everybody was going past me love the podcast Peyton Peyton love the podcast. Hey, man. You're sitting there with him Yeah, I felt like the president. It was the best feeling ever right everybody's sitting down Cabinets closed no one no no entry no one could get on this plane. That's always great No entry. No one could get on this plane. That song is great.

Starting point is 00:09:03 Ding! We have an important safety message. But before that, we have a celebrity on the slide. I go, is Tony Romo on this? I like they're not talking about Peyton Harden. There you go. From the viral podcast, Peyton Hardin is on this plane to collapse to collapse it was like this wait say it again from the viral podcast Peyton Hardin is on this plane oh my god and I was like I was so embarrassed right people are

Starting point is 00:09:43 looking back at me oh my god I was on my phone was so embarrassed, right? People are looking back at me. Oh my God. I was on my phone texting the group message, you and K-Rob. I had the group message open. And so whenever they announced my name, my waving hand is my left hand. I have my phone in my left hand with our messages open. I go like this, waving to the people right? Little did I realize K-Rob sent a gif or a jif of a dynamite exploding and so I'm waving around this

Starting point is 00:10:16 airplane dynamite exploding on my phone. I'm like, I'm seeing people go, oh, oh. They're like, oh no, they're tracking us. And so I'm like, okay, people are looking at me weird, whatever. We're starting to drive around the, on the whoopty-wop. On the tar, Michael. On the tar, Michael.

Starting point is 00:10:40 We're driving around before we take off. There's a guy about three rows to the left behind me. He's on a phone call. Now, I've heard the safety instructions. You put that away. You have to. It's not time for phone calls. It's not time. Airplane mode, exactly.

Starting point is 00:10:51 He's on a heated phone call. He goes, yeah, I understand you need space, but I'm not fucking ready. I'm not fucking ready to do this. Oh my God. I'm like, like, are you breaking up with this girl? I'm like come on dog.

Starting point is 00:11:07 He's like, and he's getting more irate. He's like no it's not happening. Wait till I land. Wait till I land. You can't do this to me right now. The stewardess had to get up and say sir, inappropriate, get off your phone. He gets out the phone, right? It's fine, normal flight, we're going, we're going.

Starting point is 00:11:24 Descending time. Time to land back in the homeland oh man there's this lady sitting next to me a little big not a problem she's a little big there's some overlap I didn't get my right arm rest which is fine no problem that's yours you can have it but she as we're descending I don't know what, oh what, I can't tell what happened? Okay, that's what happened, she was. Dude, it's the little overlap that just kills me every time. Had no wiggle room on this side.

Starting point is 00:11:55 You're trying to fight for it, you're like, this is an uphill battle, I'm just not gonna get it. An ambush. Yeah, Kara's like, oh. So then, she, as we're descending, I see her go like this, cover her ears. Now I'm like, okay, maybe her ears are popping. But then she goes like this, leans all the way forward to her like her head is on the floor. Oh, and so I'm looking at her like, I don't know if

Starting point is 00:12:21 this is a ritual or what's going on and then I hear go I'm like is anybody else here in the lady growl bent over what's going on? I'm looking around She reaches in front of her she grabs a bag And starts violently throwing up in this bag. It sounded like a microphone was on the bottom of this bag. It was like somebody flicked paint on this bag. It was like, it was the nastiest sound I've ever heard. And it went on for like two minutes. You know, long as it's on for two minutes straight,

Starting point is 00:12:55 how much was in you, ma'am? Maybe I have some, I can put my arm down after that throw up. Anyway, she's doing that, right? She's throwing up, but then she's done. She's done throwing up, she has the bag. The appropriate thing to do at this point, crumple up the bag. Oh, you have to boy scout not that bag.

Starting point is 00:13:17 Yeah. I better not get a single fume of you inside. No emissions should be coming out of that bag. She left the bag open like she was eating popcorn. She was just holding it. She's this bag. She left the bag open like she was eating popcorn and she was just holding it. She's this close to me with this bag open and I'm smelling her insides. And then, you know, after you throw up,

Starting point is 00:13:32 you can't catch your breath. For some reason, I was her angel and she was looking at me to help her. So she's just got done throwing up, open bag with vomit and she looks at me goes I'm turning around like this I can't even hide the fact that I'm disgusted at this point that was my flight I just wanted to put that up. Oh my God.

Starting point is 00:14:06 Bro, okay, hold on. I gotta tell you about my flight. Oh, you had a bad flight too? Oh my, what happened? It's an omen. We had to have done something on a plane. Like there's no shot this is this regular for the both of us. We sent in there.

Starting point is 00:14:21 It's because of you. You did on that plane that one time there was heavy turbulence and it hit that flight. I took three shots of whiskey and pooped on a plane with turd. Yeah, it's not right. That's against God. That's a ritual Yeah, that's been what happened on your plane. So first off delayed an hour and a half. Uh-huh Operational error they go everyone from B6. You're now going to be 17 we get to be 17 There's like a hundred some people that show up. She goes what's going on? Yeah, go that's never a good sign. Yeah. Oh, we're here for the flight to Dallas She goes oh, we don't have a plane or a crew for you, and I was like cool I was like who scheduled this?

Starting point is 00:14:54 Great, that's poor scheduling hour and a half goes by we finally get on the plane nor before the plane I Kid you not and you know Liv we all know Liv yeah I kid you not, and you know Liv, we all know Liv. Liv has that side that she can tap into where she just forgets that humans have ears. She's pretty loud and she's ghetto. So we're walking through. No spatial awareness on her. And this family is walking in front of us.

Starting point is 00:15:18 God bless this family, first off. No, God needs to bless this family. It's a man and a woman, five kids, in an airport, ages two to maybe nine. To get them on a bus. Yeah, you need to take an Amtrak. There should be ages. You are not allowed in the sky with a group of seven. The fact that you take more than two rows for your family only is absolutely crazy.

Starting point is 00:15:42 It's offensive and selfish. It really is. And when I say, say now take what I just bear with me yeah go ahead it smelled horrible oh I nothing like a stinky family nothing like a stinky family but when someone says someone stinks what do you think Bo maybe a little onion yeah shop house burger maybe a little it depends sometimes get a little yogurt or oh. Oh god little nine to five ferment, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. This was poop Oh, no, no, no, it got to the point where Olivia audibly Said what the is Ruby in this airport?

Starting point is 00:16:15 She said that this family is literally for me to the camera. Yeah, and it is poop one of the kids poop Okay, I'm convinced disgusting. It's awful. Yeah. We're walking, cause they're on our flight. So we're all walking to B-17. Right. And one of the kids literally double hands, grabs his own and starts like trotting to the bathroom. No.

Starting point is 00:16:33 So he did shit himself. No, that confirmed it. Yeah. No, it was literal feces in that kid's pants. Oh my God. And it's probably up his back. Cause it smelled. It was a blowout.

Starting point is 00:16:40 It smelled. Oh, but he had jeans on. He had little Levi's. It was bad. It was, it was bad. Okay, what happened next of the Levi's. It was bad, it was bad. Okay, what happened next? Oh yeah, no I would have tripped him. And all he hears is, I'm like, oh, his kid's pants. He's now going, frothing to the bathroom,

Starting point is 00:16:56 and his dad goes, oh god, walks in there, takes care of him. Now, in that moment I go, thank god we're not gonna smell that on the plane. Guess who's sitting in front of us on the plane? Who? Poop Boy. Oh no.

Starting point is 00:17:08 Did he have the same jeans on? Oh no, he opened up his carry-on, whipped out another pair of Levi's. Of course he had the same jeans on. And of course he still smelled like s***. So we have poop family in front of us on the plane. We then get on plane. Me and Liv, we got our tickets very late, it was a little adjustment, we weren't sitting next to each other

Starting point is 00:17:25 I'm walking I have to pass live to get to my seat as I'm walking I look at live and I go baby good you need anything There's a man sitting next to her with like an army ranger shirt on right you know those like those yarns It's like tactical yarns like a bracelet, but like if the world ends you huh a paracord you ever seen that no It's like those thick bracelets that it's like string. They could be used for sure okay, so he has it on from here to his elbow Oh, yeah, I've seen that oh, but that's a yeah. It looks like he's trying to be like a samurai What to Jewish thing no oh he's a Jewish thing Yeah, they do that. They do it's a part of their prayer. I saw it. I saw the only reason I know it's cuz a knell

Starting point is 00:18:05 Look, I saw them do it and they do it. It's like this and it right. No, no But this is a pair of you know, you know what I'm talking about. They do it all the way up to the thing I think you're mistaken twice. I think it's over to know Well, I'm not saying that for the podcast It's a hundred% a thing. I don't think Jews wear paracords up to their elbow. Yes, I saw it on an health video, they went over there. And they did it.

Starting point is 00:18:30 Over there. Yeah. Alright. Regardless, this guy has a very large amount of cord. Yeah. The second I go, hey babe, you need anything? He goes... And stands up like that.

Starting point is 00:18:42 Literally gets in my face. To the point where I, and honestly honestly I kind of went out sad. I went, what the f***? You jumped? I jumped, bro. Oh, that's bad. It was that quick. You almost jumped and you didn't even know it was coming. Oh, no, I was so sad.

Starting point is 00:18:54 Oh, he literally jumps up. He goes right in my face. He goes, this your woman, you want to switch seats? I'll switch seats with you right now. Okay, good. And I go, f*** me, man. I go, you need to relax a little bit. I thought we were about to fight Yeah, and he switched seats with me. I sit down next to live flight takes off poop So now I'm scared smelling poop. Yeah, and the final straw for my flight in the middle of this flight. I'm dead asleep I get a tap on a shoulder I Wake up someone hands me a postcard on a drive-by postcard don't like that. I swear to God they went

Starting point is 00:19:27 I went beats are on music. I go and she literally goes like this it walks to the back of the plane I look at it Mr.. Mr.. And Mrs.. Kennedy what? Thank you for flying with us today. I'm not making this up. I kept the card I don't have pictures of it at the house. Thank you for flying with us today. I'm not making this up. I kept the card. I don't have pictures of it at the house Thank you for flying with us today all of us here at blank airlines really appreciate you by the way Love the podcast Signs her name not gonna say her name very sweet woman, okay, and I thanked her afterwards

Starting point is 00:19:59 Yeah, signed her name left her flight attendant badge number as if I'm gonna look that up and I don't know what to do with that information. What do you do with a flight attendant badge number? A review? Was she... No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no at the end of the day. That's inappropriate. Crazy flight, your was crazy. It's the fact that they said we have a celebrity on board over there and over the P.A. And I'm not a celebrity. That is honestly wicked. I'm not a celebrity at all. Unbelievable, oh my God. But, okay, so when you brought up the guy standing up

Starting point is 00:20:37 whenever Liv. It was that fast. I thought he was protecting Liv. I thought he did too. Okay, because I was just like, that's the second guy that almost took your girl this weekend. Can we talk about the internet drama that's been going on? Let's do it.

Starting point is 00:20:53 Rip the bandaid off. My God Almighty. Duke Dennis stole Cam's wife. That's a fact. Can we all just acknowledge that it's happened? Captain Atlanta himself has your wife. Captain Atlanta had my bride, my woman clutching her pearls. Yes, so if you don't know what we're talking about, basically we went to this Dreamcon, we played this charity basketball game, right? And we were on team Duke Dennis. We've known Duke for some years now. We've been around him every year for like the past three, four years.

Starting point is 00:21:23 We've been around him every year for like the past three, four years. Liv knows Duke. Duke knows Liv, right? Didn't matter. So we're in the locker room before the charity basketball game, right? Don't be mad that he has her. We were in the locker room, right? We're sitting by the locker room. Our locker was right by Duke's. Yep. So Duke comes in with this massive camera crew. You would have thought he was Mike Tyson. You thought you'd have thought TNT was walking in line. But it was literally like, there was this, the $40,000 camera was like. And the crazy part is, Dukes,

Starting point is 00:21:53 Waleed was Duke's camera's guy, and the angle from his stream at that moment in time, we could also see Waleed. Yeah. He had multiple cameras for his one stream, plus the big TNT guy. There were 16 cameras and 43 security guards on Duke Dennis, right?

Starting point is 00:22:07 Unbelievable. He comes up, he dabs me up, he dabs Cam up, right? And I'm thinking it's normal, right? We're seeing our friend Duke, we're about to do the game. Fast forward a couple days after the game. My God. We look on TikTok and that moment was clipped by House of Highlights.

Starting point is 00:22:24 We look at the clip and we're like, oh wow, that's the moment we all remember. Let's check what people are saying in the comments. In the comments of this clip, it is overwhelming amount of screenshots of Cam's wife absolutely enamored by Duke Dennis. She's floored. She's floored by him in his aura

Starting point is 00:22:46 It is literally do you want to describe it? Well? No, we're gonna put the picture up on the screen right now But for the audio listeners, she's literally turned to the side head over the shoulder the biggest I haven't seen live smile like that since Malakai was born. No, I don't think lives ever smile Yeah, ever ever once ever once. I know she loves me Well, I thought her hands were together. She was clutching pearls that she didn't have she really said Dude and talk about there's a no way even if she is enamored by Duke one her husband's right there I am arms-length from my wife in this moment, and she's doing this to another man Unbelievable and not only were you right there Every camera in Houston, Texas was in that locker room.

Starting point is 00:23:30 And she still didn't see it. Like she did not care. She was so enamored by Duke. She didn't care. She caught the aura. The aura literally oozed off of him, hit my wife, and she went, oh. And then, funny enough, we confront Liv about that and Liv goes

Starting point is 00:23:46 AHH YEAH! No remorse! No oh I'm so sorry babe She's like yeah he smell good too SON OF A B**** We go to the mall the next day We go to the mall the next day And CJ tries on the same cologne that Duke had on

Starting point is 00:24:04 He tries it on. We all get in the car after. It's been sitting on CJ's skin for a little bit. CJ goes, Liv, smell this. Smell my arm. Liv smells it and she goes, she goes, oh I feel like I've smelled this before. Yeah, Duke and Dennis. Yeah. Captain Atlanta, she's all yours. Yeah, that and Dennis. Yeah. Captain Atlantis, she's all yours. Yeah, that's hilarious. I honestly don't even know. I don't even know if I could win that. Like, oh no, you've lost 100% of the time.

Starting point is 00:24:34 Oh, it's already over. Oh yeah. I've already took the L. Oh no, if Duke won that. Yeah, here you go, rebound. The ball. Oh, but that was an update on this weekend. We had a fantastic weekend.

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Starting point is 00:26:41 What did you see? So they're dropping Inside Out 3. Didn't they just come out with Inside Out 2? 2 was last year. They've announced that 3 is returning, and it's going to be the trilogy. It's going to be the third one. She's now hit high school.

Starting point is 00:26:53 I've never seen either of any of the movies. First off, that's crazy. The only Inside Out knowledge I have is you making fun of me, saying my characters would be disgusting. That's the only knowledge I have of Inside Out. You'd be the Grey Hooty. So what happened?

Starting point is 00:27:06 You need to watch the movies, one. Sure. But two, they dropped the emotions that are in the third film. What are they? Wait, there's different emotions? Yeah, aren't there only like five human emotions? Happy?

Starting point is 00:27:20 And you're about to make me express one of them. Anger, anger, off-ramp. Five emotions. You think you feel five things, that's it. Yeah. Okay, go. Happy, sad, mad, scared, anxious. That's all of them.

Starting point is 00:27:36 Name another emotion, quick, go! Love. That's not an emotion. Love isn't an emotion. Love is a choice. Love is a choice, but you feel an emotion No, you feel happy when you're in love Yeah, you know it was only here tell me I'm wrong you are wrong. There's so many more than me

Starting point is 00:27:58 Okay, name another one depression. That's sad Okay, what else what else? What else? Name another one. Disgusting. Disgust. I feel disgusting. You feel disgusted. That's not an emotion. That's a thought. That is not fear. Scared. I said scared. Say your five again. You said happy, sad. Yeah. Angry. Angry. Scared. What was it? Anxious.

Starting point is 00:28:30 Anxious. Yeah. That's the only five emotions you can have as a human being. Yes, name another one. No, it's not. Name another one. Joy. Happy.

Starting point is 00:28:38 You can't just take it. You're just using synonyms. You're using synonyms. No, you're using them. They're different. How am I using them when I came up with it? I'm saying, everything I'm saying, you're like, oh, it could be in this category,

Starting point is 00:28:48 oh, it could be in that category. That's what that is, joy and happiness, same thing. Then why are there different words? Why do they both exist at the same time for the same thing? To be joyful, gratitude, that is not happy. It's not an emotion either. Gratitude is not an emotion, that's an action. Showing gratitude is an action, not an emotion that's an action showing gratitude

Starting point is 00:29:06 is an action not a motion paint versus can't world or gratitude thankfulness happy angry afraid okay okay so tell me about inside out that's such body anyway got six feet deep Jesus six feet. Six feet deep. Did I win that? There's six. There's six. More than five. Okay, go. Happiness, sadness, fear.

Starting point is 00:29:30 Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Disgust. It doesn't matter. Here you go. Give me your five. Surprise.

Starting point is 00:29:38 Or give me your emotions. Yeah, I'm not giving you my five. I'm giving you what they said. Inside Out three emotions have dropped. They are love. Okay. Self-confidence. Depression. In, addiction. Oh! She's gonna hit a jewel. She What in the Pixar movie? Oh my God.

Starting point is 00:30:13 Oh my God. Oh, I'm getting tickets. I'm getting tickets. Wait, Bro. Wait, so- Love, self-confidence, insecurity, depression, addiction, ADHD, and racism. Wait, so let me think, let me understand this movie. Yeah. Since I've never seen the movie.

Starting point is 00:30:36 Wait, we're together. Let's- These emotions, like these character emotions are inside of her, right? In her brain. So these are not like, she's not getting them from somebody else. Like you don't see the inside of anybody else you see inside her yes and so she's right yeah apparently she is going in high school she's gonna experience a little bit of racism she's like she's gonna see

Starting point is 00:30:54 something she doesn't like and be mad at a group she's gonna... And then the angry emotion... The fire! What movie is this? I was saying the same... What's it rated? I don't even know, but the fact that it hits in high school is hilarious. It's so funny. Addiction! That makes sense.

Starting point is 00:31:22 A lot of these middle schoolers in high school are addicted to like vapes so that makes sense ADHD she's definitely gonna be hitting a green blow pop no there goes those guys again she's gonna walk by a hallway go what's that smell first off it's her emotions oh that's too much if we were to assume like if we're under the assumption that none of the emotions from the other movie Yeah, carryover. Yeah, so joy none of them are there right? They probably will. She got real jaded. If she's got a crazy, she's got a crazy mental. Yeah. ADHD Depression addiction insecurity racism. Yeah, the only thing she has to combat that is self-confidence and love. There's no apologeticness. There's no, I'm sorry. It's just love. This is literally like you and Intern Pierce had a baby

Starting point is 00:32:11 and that's what the person came out. Absolutely not. That's like all the emotions that that baby would have. Absolutely not. Racism, ADHD, a lot of self-confidence. That right there, oh my god, right there, I'm the ADHD, he's the self-confidence and racism. Yeah Oh my god Bro when I saw that I literally was like there's I that's a get that's the quickest ticket I'm going to purchase in a long time. Why are y'all so excited to see the racist emotion? Cuz you gotta know how this pans out. No, you don't I don't want to see that. You're tripping You didn't see the first time. I'm not see the first two. I heard people like left the movie crying. Bro, it's deep. And a lot of people are going to like leave the movie like with sheets on.

Starting point is 00:32:54 If that movie could get that much emotion out of people, they're going to leave that theater being... Bro, so that like to explain to you, it's literally their inner brain and they're in like a big boardroom. It looks almost like a spaceship. Yeah, I've seen the trailer. And the lens they see is through her eyes. So all the emotions are just these little figures, and they're sitting at the command table. Oh my god.

Starting point is 00:33:14 Oh, the racist emotion is definitely going to be standing to the side, away from the other. What is the racism emotion going to look like? Cut to the fourth camera. Three options right there of what that could look like They'd be the adhg the closest thing we've ever seen to me in a Pixar film Oh This hey Riley What we do for homework what the dog eat how am I racist 100% 100% have you ever had to ask yourself that?

Starting point is 00:33:43 100% 100% have you ever had to ask yourself that? Yeah, and I had a couple long drives They're like it like drives some took me a couple hours And I was just thinking about some things and I was like I shouldn't be thinking like I wouldn't I'm not racist am I? Crazy no, but it was it was more what you said I have to. Hey, it's cause you. No, you definitely moved into your new neighborhood and were like. Oh no, no, no. No.

Starting point is 00:34:12 That can't stay, that can't stay. No, no, no. I love my neighborhood and I love the people there. I love the people. Yeah, they're great. Okay, speaking of, right, I had this thought whenever I was on a plane, right? God, you in the sky.

Starting point is 00:34:24 And so you're talking about emotions. I'm thinking about my imminent death. Because every whenever I was on a plane. God, you in the sky. And so you're talking about emotions. I'm thinking about my imminent death. Because every time I get on a plane, I realize this could happen. And so I was thinking, what would be the first question I ask God when I die? Because you know you could get all this knowledge, all the questions on earth that you could ever want. Like, you know, can get all this knowledge, all the questions on earth that you could ever want. Like you know, were dinosaurs real? I don't think that's how that works buddy.

Starting point is 00:34:50 I don't think you get to go to the gates of heaven and pull out a quiz. You're like, hey, what's the whole thing about the dinos man? I don't really understand. Yeah, but you have the peace of knowing things. Like I feel, that's just my imagination. That's what I'm looking for. I'm not saying you can run with it. That's what I'm looking forward to, right? When I die, I get to figure things out.

Starting point is 00:35:08 Okay. And so I was thinking, if you had one question when you die, you get to ask one question and you get the answer to it. What would it be? To Christ? I get one question. Yes. Dude, you're not gonna wanna know my answer.. What my answers it's gonna be like how like

Starting point is 00:35:34 Hey, how are you man? He's like good get out. How's it going to Christ to God is why What would your question be? Because I have mine. Okay, you gotta tell me yours. This was a question, because I was like, I was trying to be quick on the plane, and I was like, okay, I die right now, I see Jesus in two seconds, what am I asking? One, two, three, was Michael Jackson's

Starting point is 00:35:58 voice really that high? Would be the honest question I ask. Your question, because there's all these conspiracies to the creator of everything is gonna be if Michael Jackson's voice was that high in authentic that is the absolute that's our I it would take me a million years to guess that question and I don't think I'd ever get it you would ask God if MJ's voice was real yeah that high yeah and you'd be just satisfied only fine after that

Starting point is 00:36:30 peaceful lay me to rest thank you Jesus you go he's like no I'm like I'm gonna tell K-Roy. Wait. Why am I going down wait wait? You should ask can you forgive me? Is this voice really that high? Yes. Oh, thanks guys. No no That or Stevie faking it those are the two Yeah, I've seen him catch a microphone before. Bill Cosby's. Mike, what would your question be? Mike, oh my God.

Starting point is 00:37:11 Okay. Honest question. I would be like, it'd be something super heartfelt like, oh, like, it wouldn't even be a question. I would just be extreme granted. Yeah, okay. But no, great. You have to ask a question.

Starting point is 00:37:22 Now I got to ask a question, maybe a little risque. Any question in the world, Camden, you've always wondered, what would it be? Could LeBron have played six more seasons at that level of greatness? That's what I'd ask God. Could he have made it to his 30th year while still averaging 25, five and five?

Starting point is 00:37:38 See, we both have questions. You can't get all the questions. But that, I don't, dude, oh my God. If you, I'm trying to actually picture that and watch that play out, that'd be the, if we died at the same time, and you had the gall to step in front of me, pearly gates. And talk to Jesus Christ.

Starting point is 00:37:55 And say, Mike's voice really that high? You say it like that to like a little kid? Bro, cause I've always had these debates with my friends that his voice was really deep. Like I think Michael Jackson was for real, like he was one of us, you're like a little kid? Bro, because I've always had these debates with my friends that his voice was really deep. Like, I think Michael Jackson was, for real, like, he was one of us. You know, well, not y'all, one of us. Oh, he became one of us. He became one of us.

Starting point is 00:38:18 I don't know if he... No, but I'm saying, like, because everybody, like, these celebrities go in these interviews and they say his voice is really deep. Like he'd go to the room and he would be on the phone He would say his voice is really deep and see you don't believe it I don't that controversy is the reason I want to ask Jesus golly. That's the worst That is an awful question for God Almighty. That is so bad. Why why Everest? Why is it? What happened here? Why'd you like this? Why why'd you let you know who do that to you know where can't say it Hitler Germany take that out You can ask something meaningful like that why Michael Jackson's voice is high is but that's arguably the worst question that immediately affects my life

Starting point is 00:38:56 No, that has no effect. Oh, it brings me so much peace if I know that that brings you if I could give you a FBI voice recording file If I could give you an FBI voice recording file of Michael Jackson. And it's Mike Jack in his house, someone left a wire under his bed. And his voice was as deep as you can imagine. Oh my God, I'd be so satisfied. You're not going home and getting any more winks at night.

Starting point is 00:39:13 You're not getting any extra sleep. What? I'm getting the best night of sleep I've ever had. You're gonna sleep like a baby, knowing another grown man's voice is deeper than you thought it was. Are you hearing yourself? Yes, that would make but he was not just a man. He was the man. Oh, he was a man

Starting point is 00:39:32 I'm asking come to change his ways And no cam could have been any clearer if you want to make the come up at the place Take a look at your come and make your face No, it's not how you that's not the words. I was trying to cam remix. Yeah, but don't sing with me This episode is brought to you by a personal favorite of Peyton Harden's sock talk Peyton You can personally talk about this one. You remember that last time, it was about a month or so ago, you got real sicky icky. Sicky icky in the tummy-wummy.

Starting point is 00:40:09 Tummy-wummy, sicky icky, not feeling righty. Where'd you go? I went to ZocDoc, you know why? Because they make it easy to find same day appointments. And they have this filtration system, right? And they can find out, yeah, you put your insurance, they just filter the places that take your insurance, and you're like, I want an appointment within this week,

Starting point is 00:40:29 the day, maybe even sooner than that, and they filter it out, and you can pick. It's super easy, super simple. And, beautiful part, where'd you do it from? Covered in my couch! Oh my God. Right at my home, ZocDoc, thank you. ZocDoc is a free app and website

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Starting point is 00:41:01 and go to zocdoc.com slash PSH to find and instantly book a top rated doctor today. That's Z-O-C-D-O-C.com slash PSH. One more time, it's zocdoc.com slash PSH. And on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. I always find weird things in my adulthood that my parents used to have. Like I told you my my grandma used to have playboys and stuff like that, right?

Starting point is 00:41:31 I found out my dad for a little bit wanted to be a cave crawler. What the hell's a cave crawler? Is that as simple as it sounds? Yes, you don't know what a cave crawler is? You know what a cave crawler is? That sounds like a demon. Have you seen those videos on the internet of cave crawlers? No. So basically, it's these dudes, or women too, these people that put on these hard hats and just like cargo pants with a flashlight on their head.

Starting point is 00:41:58 And they go into these caves that are untapped. And they're like this narrow. Oh, the super tight. Yes, and they're like. I think people that are cave crawlers, they need to be on some kind of FBI list. 100%, 100%. What is the benefit of crawling caves that are this narrow? And what do you get from it?

Starting point is 00:42:17 Like, go hit a cigarette or something. Like, what are you, you're literally choosing to be so close to death. Yeah. And you get, the public gets nothing? Nothing. You're not publishing a paper. You're not doing a finding Yeah, you're not collecting stones right you don't get paid from it You're just choosing to go into a tight space and maybe never come out and then and I always hit a SIG and who pays you No, who's paying you this is such a bad ROI. It's unbelievable.

Starting point is 00:42:46 Yeah, okay. How much money would it take for you to go cave crawling with me because I found a guy And he said we can do it. That guy is gonna have to give me his home His car. Wait, were you on cave crawl with me? Peyton the fact that you are saying you would cave crawl. For a For a video, I'll do it. I can't, dude. I'm claustrophobic. No, me too. I'm battling.

Starting point is 00:43:08 But wouldn't it be fun? No, that wouldn't be fun. Would cave crawling be fun? Yes. And these little guys that do it, you know those little guys. Oh, they're small. They're small little bitty. They were in an underarmor size medium with the cargo pants like you said, shoe size nine,

Starting point is 00:43:21 putting a little bucket light on their thing going. I want to start doing more adventurous things like that hell no really by yourself tell me how it goes I won't even I won't skydive yeah where there's literally the most space around us there will ever be in life yeah I won't do that and you think I'm a crawl into a cave okay where I can't see behind me that is nightmare fuel what if we go to right, and we go to the pyramids? I'm going in the pyramids. You would cave crawl the pyramids?

Starting point is 00:43:49 It's not a cave crawl. Yes it is, no, I just watched MrBeast's video and there's cave crawling. There's a couple spots you have to crawl through that go into big openings, but it's not. So you would do that, but you can get stuck, especially you, you're a liability. Don't you sit, don't look at my hips when you say that.

Starting point is 00:44:03 I saw you look at my gut. You look right in this midsection, don't do that. Don't you sit don't look at my hips and you say that I saw you look at my gut You look right in this midsection. Don't do that. Yeah. Yeah, I would cave crawl in the pyramids because that is a pyramid I have now seen something that's on my bucket. Yeah, I'm not going to Barton Springs And I'm not getting in a cave with a weird with a hippie smoking weed. It's about a quarter mile You're gonna go there hit a right hit a right in a quarter mile Quarter mile you're gonna go there hit a right hit a right in a quarter mile underground no communication with a lamplight No, not in it. I've got I got a lot of flack on the internet for my gambling question right whenever you I asked the question Whatever you give me $20. I go get a lottery ticket. I went 200 million dollars, right? It's still so a lot of people got on because I said I'm just giving you your $20 back

Starting point is 00:44:42 It's now let me bring that to this cave crawling scenario, right? Say we're cave crawling. Me and you sign up to go cave crawling, right? We're making it through the cave, but then we get to a super tight spot, right? I say, I wanna keep going because I feel like there's treasure on the other end of this cave. You go, my hips are too big, I'm scared,

Starting point is 00:45:03 I might get stuck, I'm bowing out. You leave, right? You back out of the cave. I keep going to the deep, dark, scary parts of this cave and I find this like a hundred and million dollar finding in there, I take it out. Do you feel, cause you helped me halfway through there, helped me, you were with me halfway through there, helped me. You were with me

Starting point is 00:45:25 halfway through that cave crawl. Do you feel like you're owed any compensation? Ode the compensation? No. If you're a good honest man, would you give me something? Sure. Very low amount. Okay, and I thought about this. You're getting no money, just like the... Right, you're getting no money. But in the publishings and findings, I will let the article have your name next to mine in smaller font. Pay and Harden in Camp Kennedy.

Starting point is 00:45:52 Find a $100 million finding. Celebrity viral podcast host Payton Harden, his co-host, Cameron Kennedy, find $100 million in diamonds at Martin Springs Cave. 100%. And I get no cheddar No, you give me no you don't even give me the however much it cost to get in this cave You don't give me like the reimbursement fifty dollar ticket You don't give me anything. No the fact that you if like I hope to God you never win

Starting point is 00:46:17 I hope you don't bro. I really hope cuz my god the you say oh Dude, if I got a hundred million you're getting dude if I got a hundred million you're getting absolutely if I got a hundred million I'm blessing you with five okay okay that's great let's change the scenario because now it's gonna make you feel stupid okay guarantee it doesn't be hard say you're a bad parent right I'm not Malachi's four years old he's running across the street right and I see a car coming god forbid I see a car coming I go grab Malachi and save his life the whole neighborhood cheers Yeah

Starting point is 00:46:51 Good job Peyton those parents suck for letting him go out like that. Oh my god. You saved him Am I owed Malachi I say I want to hold him. I deserve him now. That's my son You don't get the rights to my seat. You don't get the rights to my hundred million dollar finding. It's the same principle. That is not the same in the slightest. One is money. How is it not? One's money. Figment of our imagination. One's a human being. Yeah, but they're all currency. He has a social security card. To the government. Not to us, to the government. Oh. No, I think we need that. Oh my god, well, no, we're not gonna sell them viral podcast

Starting point is 00:47:33 Starts his own blockchain with the first purchase of Malachi Anthony No, no, no, I'm not saying that. Oh you said okay. It's not what I meant. I'm bad at explaining I know you're off. I'm saying what you're assigned a Social Security card. Okay, that's not what I meant. I'm bad at explaining. Oh, you're awful at it. I'm saying when you're assigned a social security card when you're a kid and it's like your barcode. Dude. You need to leave. I would let you pay taxes.

Starting point is 00:47:53 I would let your insurance pay whatever. I'd let your insurance. You get a tax exemption because you have a kid, so basically that's currency. No, it's not. Yes, it is. That's what I'm trying to say. No, you're swimming through. You're swimming through.

Starting point is 00:48:03 You're going like this every time you speak. A little deeper. But is that the same thing? That's what I'm trying to say. No, you're swimming through, you're swimming through. You're going like this every time you speak. A little deeper. But is that the same thing? That's not the same. One's a human being. One's a soul, you idiot. One's money. You can give me money.

Starting point is 00:48:13 You can give me money and nothing's gonna change for you. If I give you my son, I'm no longer a father. That doesn't work like that. You're still his dad. If you have ownership of him? No, no, I get to raise him, but you're his dad. Now, what sense does that make? What a poor kid, honestly.

Starting point is 00:48:28 If my son got tossed into your lap for you to kid, let's let's deep dive into that. You think I'd be a bad dad right now? If if solo dolo Peyton had to raise Malachi, you're you are out of your mind. If I had to raise your son, your son would become the greatest at anything he wanted wanted to be my son would lose half his body weight in three days in three days. No he would be overfed Peyton you see how I feed your gluttonous dog you're exact That's treats with a beast because you think she's cute with their little dark nipples and curly and I think Malachi is cute But I would be a great dad if you gave me Malachi right now. Holy.

Starting point is 00:49:07 Your son right now would be a great dad. You don't think so? Absolutely not. Why not? First off, you are wound tight. Just as a man, you're wound tight. Certain things just piss you off. Yeah, 100%.

Starting point is 00:49:17 Imagine 3 a.m., a screaming baby in your face going, ah! But one thing as a business owner, I'm good at delegation. I'm hiring aanny so that's taking care of next. Oh good dad. Yeah. Good dad. You hire a night nanny. Go ahead next. Okay who's gonna feed the kid? Night nanny. So are you raising him? Yes. What are you doing for him? Providing. Providing what? Protecting. No you're not. Yes I am. No how are you protecting? If somebody comes to the house. You're coming to, where's the kid? With the night nanny? He can ride with me. Oh, into this heat box? You're gonna have to put the kids and childrens by the end of the night. I am very attentive and I can tell emotions. The first two problematic things you said, night nanny.

Starting point is 00:49:57 So you're not raising him, you're delegating him. So you're saying you're gonna steal my son to delegate him to an outsourced 1099 worker. So let's revisit this with Malachi 6 No, he's saying I want to go stay at Uncle P's house now. I'm not saying I'm not saying that you need a woman I'm not saying that but I'm an independent black woman. I don't need a woman I'm an independent black woman queen if you had a woman with you. Yes, I think it'd be better. Oh probably I think it'd be better. Oh probably I think it'd be better night nurse

Starting point is 00:50:26 Not a paid not a paid Not a pet dude the scenario you just brought up. Yeah borderline happened to me not getting someone's kid Not yeah, but say you had to save a kid in the street Oh, you have to save a kid in the street. This was literally yesterday when I left your house I drive home. I get to my house. There's a kid on one of those little toy car. I know exactly that kid Yeah, he's he's He's rambunctious. Dude, he's in the middle of the street. I'm driving, and he literally, this kid's like two.

Starting point is 00:50:53 He looks at me and goes, stop! And I was like, I hit the brakes, I'm like, and hits, and he's just like this. So I start driving and he goes, stop! He did it again, now I'm like, what the fuck, man. The fact that you're listening to this kid's road rules. Dude, he was in the middle of the road though.

Starting point is 00:51:15 Move around him! No, middle of the road, skinny roads, he's dead in the middle, I can't pick left or right. And I'm like inching toward him, like, I gotta stop my car. So it gets to the point where this kid is messing with me. He's literally hitting a little red rover, red rover. Stop, go. And I roll my window down.

Starting point is 00:51:31 Because at this, I'm like, where are your, this kid's two, completely by himself. Where are your parents? When I tell you, I roll the window down, first off I ask him, I go, what? Because he's talking and I don't understand him. He's like, ah like he's saying random baby in a little car right I

Starting point is 00:51:49 What he goes stop I turn and look his mom Yeah, and his dad they watch the podcast are in the driveway. Yeah They look at me and the dad goes like this Get your dude get your kid get your kid, dude. What do you mean? You heard it? like this and I looked at him I was like And he's like he's waiting to finish this transaction with this son and I'm sweaty it's been a long day I'm trying to get home to my own kid. Yeah, and he the parents didn't do anything. They didn't budge There's this thing in my neighborhood. They're a major character in our neighborhood, right that family. They're great. I like them a lot

Starting point is 00:52:31 They're great people. Oh, no No, this is my neighborhood. Oh, there's about my people. Oh, okay different. Oh that makes sense Yeah, I said I said what do you mean and he was like, oh well, no one you can understand them. Yeah, yeah. I said, what do you mean? And he was like, oh, well, no one, you couldn't understand him. Here we go. So. This episode is brought to you by our friends at Manscaped. We all know the drill.

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Starting point is 00:54:27 Criminally, I'm revenge fully single Yeah, I'm a new level of single So I'm so single to the point where I forget how to socialize with the opposite sex, right? I get a little awkward. Oh So I was driving into my neighborhood is predominantly families, older people, married couples, right? There's nobody our age. Except this one guy. Until this one day, I was walking to my mailbox and I do that bimonthly. I was about to say three times a year. So I never really get to see my neighbors. It was a hot day.

Starting point is 00:55:07 It was like 102 degrees outside. The UV was like 11. Right, it was hot. I was walking, right? Oh God, I know. The whole neighborhood could hear you coming. Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk You leave the faucet on? So and then I was walking and I look outside my neighbor's house like six doors down I never see their house because I never walked this way. Yeah, I see little do I see

Starting point is 00:55:34 lo and behold a supermodel tanning Outside of the house. I my jaw hit the ground and I said this has been six doors down the whole time But this is where my creep starts to set in shoot, dude You better be absolutely careful. Okay, what you with what you decide to give to the world? Well, this is father. Well, I give them the honest truth. That's why I'm you know, I'm honest with them

Starting point is 00:56:02 Oh, yeah, but you can you can shake off bro. No, no, I'm gonna be completely honest. So I saw. God bless you. And no one judged me, cause I'm being completely honest and vulnerable here, right? Absolutely no promises. So I see her and y'all know I cannot talk to women. I don't know how to do it.

Starting point is 00:56:17 I don't know how to approach a girl, be like, hey, Payton Harden, I like you a lot, right? So I knew her seeing me, me seeing her meant nothing. There was gonna be no audible interaction here. I was literally just like, like staring at her walking to the mailbox, right? And she saw me staring at her, there's nothing I could do. That was one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.

Starting point is 00:56:39 And she was glistening off the sun. You know what I mean? Beautiful, right? I couldn't stop thinking about it for about three to four days oh my god and I was like maybe I have more mail I go back to the mailbox with K-Rub because I wanted K-Rub to see her walk past the house she's not there we're on our way back to my house and I see on her doorstep there's an Amazon package. What oh did you shut up you shut up water dude? What are you about to say so I said?

Starting point is 00:57:16 Brilliant idea care of As a care of you think it's okay If I take a picture of her package? Of her mail? Of her Amazon package? You think it's okay if I commit this quick felony? I didn't grab it. I was saying, I asked K-Rob, do you think it's okay if I grab her Amazon package and take

Starting point is 00:57:41 a picture of it so I can have her name and look her up on Instagram or LinkedIn. Holy sh**. And then K-Rob goes that's the creepiest thing I've ever heard in my life. He goes, Bob I thought you were going a different route I thought you were gonna knock on the door and say hey you got a package. Hey and nice to meet you this is normal human beings you said Shaking your shoulders you sitting there zooming You go, that's blurry and watch my six K Rob. Hey, you know it's a package. Oh my oh oh My god, she has a ring door. She does have a ring door So she saw me

Starting point is 00:58:24 Because I was contemplating this on her front doorstep. Like it wasn't down the street. I was contemplating right in front of her front doorstep, but I'm being vulnerable here. I didn't think about it. You're going to hell. I didn't think about it in a creepy way. Like I genuinely, I love her. How do you not know her? How do you not think about that in a creepy way. Like, I genuinely, I love her. How do you not know, you don't know her! How do you not think about that in a creepy way? What do you mean? First off, you describe this scene as if you were like eight, and this is like the Sandlot.

Starting point is 00:58:51 There was this bad girl, she was just glistening. I was walking to get my mail, just creeping around the corner, looking at her, taking it. Dude, she was beautiful. So the next day, I brought my pal to come stare at her too. No, I was hoping she would be out there. And I said, hey, think I could go get a quick look at her f***ing mail? On her doorstep! No I thought K-Rob was gonna be like a wingman, that's why I brought him not to just stare at her.

Starting point is 00:59:14 I think you brought him for the eye candy. You brought him to look, the girl wasn't there, and I want you to think about this, your next best resort- Yeah. Was to commit crime- I didn't know that was a crime I thought it was a crime if I open it that's definitely a crime yeah she can't go up to people's door first go up someone's doorstep take a picture their mail and leave nothing that's creepy I don't think it's illegal I haven't done any legal level of creepy ergo crime but that's how you know I'm

Starting point is 00:59:40 not a set that's how you know I'm not a psychopath, because I asked. I asked and I didn't. I didn't do. I have looked for my mail every day though. Only God knows at this point what would have happened if K-Rob wasn't there. Oh, I'd take a picture of her mail. Wait, so for confirmation, did you take this picture? No. I did not take a picture of her mail because K-Rob said it was weird. And then I realized, okay, that is weird.

Starting point is 01:00:02 Okay, but okay. But that's how you learn. But let's know this is how you learn you knock on the door like a gentleman Hey, what okay? What happens? I knock on her door. Let's roleplay. Okay, you're the girl. Oh No Ding-dong ding-dong Hey, what the um, yes Ding dong! Ding dong! Hey! What the f***? Um, yes? I saw you tanning the other day.

Starting point is 01:00:32 What? What am I supposed to say? Not f*** that! Okay, restart. Bro, try your hardest to re- I'm dead ass! I'm gonnaing that! Okay, restart. Literally anything else. Restart this. Bro, try your hardest to re- I'm deadass! I'm gonna be a 10 out of 10 tanning right now.

Starting point is 01:00:48 I'm literally in my swimsuit with a robe over. I'm a 10 out of 10 tanning. And you're Peyton. Have some confidence. Okay, here we go. Errr? Uh, yes? Hello.

Starting point is 01:01:03 Hi. F*** dude. Just be you! Be a suave. Errr? Uh, yes? Hello. Hi. Hahahaha. Dude? Just be you! Be you! Be a suave! Be a suave guy! Oh, yeah. Suave guy. F-fake it if you have to. Fake it if you have to. There you go.

Starting point is 01:01:14 Hey, little lady. Yes? Hey, little lady. Y-yes? It's hot outside. Um, can I help you? Sir, are you crying? The other day you were outside. I, uh, okay, uh huh.

Starting point is 01:01:35 And my friend told me to take your mail. So I didn't. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, your friend told you to take my mail? No not to take it I was intending on taking a picture of your mailbox. You were gonna take a picture of my mail what the hell is wrong with you what do you want? What's your name? You're not getting my name you creep! What's in your mouth? Let's start over big talk. Let's start over again. Okay let's start over again. I was watching you tan. What? And I was too Let's start over big time. Let's start over again. Okay, let's start over again.

Starting point is 01:02:05 I was watching you tan. What? And I was too scared to say anything to you. So I just stared at you. And then a couple days later I came back to see if you're still outside. And I saw you had mail. And I almost took a picture of it. But my friend said not to.

Starting point is 01:02:23 So I've tried to go get my mail every day. I'm just asking when you're gonna tan again. Bro, you don't have to be that honest with her. You do not have to be that honest with her. I don't know how to lie. Hey, I was going to get my mail. You're the girl. Okay. Be a hard sell too. Okay, I'm gonna try. Be a hard sell. Oh, sorry. Hello. Okay, here we go. I'm gonna try, be a hard sell. Cover up. Oh, sorry. Hello. Hey, uh, no.

Starting point is 01:02:50 No? No? Not a chance. Take a lap. Hey, take a lap, tubs. What's that happening? I go, all right, nice mosquito bites. Okay, let's try again. Hard sell and don't turn me down before unless I give you some turned down material. Yeah, okay.

Starting point is 01:03:19 Hey, hey um first off my name is Peyton. I just wanted to say that, am I not you in this scenario? Oh, yeah, sure. Okay, my name's Peyton. I live right on the other side of the street. I just wanted to say I was going to get my mail the other day. I happened to see you, Tan. I didn't want to interrupt you. You're in a zen state, and I just wanted to let you know that you're beautiful.

Starting point is 01:03:43 Hey, phenomenal job. Hold on, hold on, hold on. That was two weeks ago. Now, see, time flies when you're having fun, am I right? Wait, so you were watching me tan? No, no, no, I wasn't watching you tan. I went to get my mailbox, and you know where you tanned. It was like right there, so I just happened to see you,

Starting point is 01:04:00 but I didn't want to interrupt you. And so you decided to come two weeks later and just bring that up to me? But I was getting my mail again. I said, you know, man, she, I don't want to interrupt you. And so you decided to come two weeks later and just bring that up to me? But I was getting my mail again and I said, you know, man, she, I haven't seen her again I want to see if I could get to know you maybe. Where do you live? My name's Peyton by the way, what's your name? Samantha.

Starting point is 01:04:15 Samantha, awesome, nice to meet you. And where do you live again? I live right behind you on the other side of the street. I'll be sure to inform the police. You should go walk more. I should go walk more. I should go, I go, hey that toner isn't working. I'm just kidding. Oh, sh-

Starting point is 01:04:32 But that same day, there's more? No. Oh my god. I was about to say, dude, did you buy a telescope? No, no, no, no. Not- I can't- You can't see it from my balcony. No, no, no, no. Not... I can't, you can't see her from my balcony. It's like on the left side. So you've tried.

Starting point is 01:04:49 Oh, I've definitely looked out my balcony to see if I can see the house. Couldn't. So she's a ten out of ten. Oh, oh. Oh my god, time out, time out, time out, time out, time out, time out. Age and marital status. Couldn't see the hand, but she's like my age around there. You can tell she's grown like closer to 30s. So she's a grown woman. Yeah. We're actually not giving her this much light.

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Starting point is 01:06:17 Price varies based on product and subscription plan. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Me and Cam went to Whole Foods this weekend and we had the biggest debate ever because he does not know what sushi is and This has been like a three day long debate. You're stupid. Okay, tell them what you got. Tell them what you got. Okay I got from the sushi section a Crunchy chicken roll never had before wanted to try it and he goes oh my god. This is good sushi And I said, it's not sushi. That's chicken

Starting point is 01:06:54 That's not sushi. It is literally packaged, sold, written on it as sushi from the sushi section. I scan barcode chicken roll sushi. That doesn't say, it's a chicken roll on it. California roll says California roll. Is it sushi? You know why it's not sushi? You know why it's not sushi? You know why it's not sushi? Why is it not sushi? Doesn't have fish in it. Fish does not make sushi sushi. Raw fish is sushi. That's so.

Starting point is 01:07:13 What makes you chicken sushi? It's literally chicken. Sushi is seaweed with the rice wrapped in, stuff wrapped in it. No, no, no. You do not have to have fish. You have chicken. Your thing was literally chicken dumplings almost.

Starting point is 01:07:25 Inside of a sushi roll. What makes it chicken? Or what made that sushi? Because it was rolled up? Yes. So if I took, it went to KFC. If I went to KFC and I got a drumstick and I got rice on a plate and I started going like this

Starting point is 01:07:40 and rolled it up, I'm eating sushi. Yes. That makes no sense. Who told you and where did you hear that it has to have fish in it? Cause I'm gonna destroy that right here. Anytime I've ever had sushi it was fish, raw fish. So that's your experience. Cause they literally sell something called a cucumber roll.

Starting point is 01:07:56 Which is a cucumber roll. That's not sushi. Brother, they all say rolls at the end. Is it California roll, what is that? Is there sushi in it? Or is there sushi in it? Is there sushi in it? No, you dip it is sushi It's not sushi in sushi moron. It's a California roll. It's sushi. Is there is I go to the sushi spot What's our number one seller California? Is there fish in it? There's crab meat and that is fish. Thank you So what's in the cute don't you dare sing his praises. So what's in a cucumber roll?

Starting point is 01:08:25 Is there fish in it? Probably cucumber, right? Yeah, cucumber. So it's not, that's just a cucumber roll. Sushi, you. It's a sushi roll and there's no fish in it. You wanna know why it's sushi? Seaweed, rice, cucumber.

Starting point is 01:08:40 Watch this. Roll it. Would you classify sushi as seafood? No, would you classify sushi as seafood? No, would you classify sushi as seafood? It doesn't have to be. Predominantly, yes, probably, but it does not have to be. Is sushi... If someone put a... If someone put a...

Starting point is 01:08:56 If someone put a... In my head! Yeah, if someone put a weapon in your head and said, is sushi seafood, Cam? What are you saying? Okay, let me ask you this. No! Oh, no, let me ask you this. No, you answer. No, you answer. No, you answer.

Starting point is 01:09:05 No, you answer. No, you answer. If someone put a, under your head and said, hey, I'm taking out the seafood, you think you're getting sushi? Yes. That's the only thing I'm thinking about. You're out of your mind.

Starting point is 01:09:15 That's the only thing I'm thinking about. Shrimp, lobster, crab, tilapia, cod, salmon. What is all that? All that seafood. All that seafood. And what is that in? Sushi. Matter of fact, sushi in my mind, Asian food.

Starting point is 01:09:26 That's where I go. It's Asian seafood. Oh my God, let's keep adding on. Let's keep moving the goalpost. Okay, so when you, okay, okay. If someone says Asian, I think sushi with some rice and dumplings, all that. Listen to me.

Starting point is 01:09:37 Seafood, never. Listen to me. Actually, yeah. No, it's not seafood. Okay, say you go to a restaurant, right? Yes. You get a menu. Yes. There's different seafood. Okay, say you go to a restaurant, right? Yes. You get a menu. Yes.

Starting point is 01:09:45 There's different categories on the menu. Burgers, steaks, seafood, right? Where on the menu would sushi be? I would literally argue sushi would have its own spot. That's pretty much how it is every time. It's not under the seafood? Absolutely not. Dude, you go to-

Starting point is 01:10:00 It literally says sushi. You don't do fine dining. You don't do fine dining. You do not do fine dining. Oh my God, no, no. You've never been to Eddie V's. You only eat- You can't get a table at Eddie V's.

Starting point is 01:10:09 You only eat- They deny your application. You only eat a California roll or a crunchy California roll, and now you have this sushi, it's kind of sore. You don't know what I eat. You do not know what I eat. You don't know what sushi is!

Starting point is 01:10:19 I just told you it's seafood, because it has seafood in it. Then why is there a cucumber roll that is sold at any sushi establishment ever with no... There's vegan options. It's a vegan option. But it's not real. Just like... Just like... Oh so vegan options aren't real? No. A vegan burger isn't a real burger. It's a vegan burger. It's just so you can feel part I hope you disintegrate him in the car. No, I'm just saying this so you can feel normal and so you don't look like Viscerae his entire family. I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm not saying you're wrong Oh, you're saying they're wrong. No, I'm saying you're an outsider. Oh

Starting point is 01:11:04 You are wrong. You know you're wrong. Okay, so say this. And you literally don't lie. Do not lie, because you said this before in private, just like you say a lot of words that you shouldn't in public. Listen. No, caveat.

Starting point is 01:11:16 I can't get my sentence out. I can't get my sentence out. I can't get my sentence out. I can't get my sentence out. So you say you get a vegan burger. You have said this before, right? We've gone to places, we looked at menus, and we've gone to like these LA, like Richie Rich,

Starting point is 01:11:31 like those restaurants, and you've seen vegan burgers on there, and you've gotten mad, and you said, they don't have real burgers. Yeah. So if I go to a sushi spot, and I see all these raw fish, sushis, real sushi, and then I go to a sushi spot and I see all these raw fish Sushis real sushi and then I see a cucumber and they only had cucumber rolls. I'm gonna be like, oh man

Starting point is 01:11:51 They don't got real sushi That's not real sushi because there's no seafood in it. Hey It's so wrong and no one wants to sing look nobody singing here song stretch that femur out! Absolutely not. Absolutely not. I body that point though. I body that point. It is not a good burger, but it's still a burger. It's not a burger.

Starting point is 01:12:14 Yes it is. No, it's not burger meat. A burger meat is the meat. You can't have a burger without burger meat. What? You can't have a burger without burger meat. Patties. So what is a turkey burger? Turkey. Weird as that one works. It's not a real burger though. Real burgers are beef. Real burgers are beef. So turkey burgers aren't real? No those are vegan burgers.

Starting point is 01:12:41 So if you had to order you'd say let me get that turkey sandwich when it clearly says turkey burger. No, I wouldn't go against the grain like that. First of all, I wouldn't order that, I'm a man. Really? Sushi does not require seafood. Yes it does. No, it doesn't.

Starting point is 01:12:56 Yes it does. Sushi is seafood. Sushi is literally seafood. First off, that's so wrong. Sushi is literally seafood. If I went in this building, if I literally walked up to the first person I saw and said hey Can I take you out to a seafood dinner? Yes? I love sushi. I said that to women you've never been on a date

Starting point is 01:13:12 That's oh now you take personal digs cuz you're wrong Sushi does not have that sushi is seaweed and rice with things in the middle wrapped up that is sushi that is a fact You know number one went to that really nice restaurant in San Antonio, which is crazy, could they have one of those there? It was in our hotel, right? Yes. Remember that back bar area?

Starting point is 01:13:32 It was straight seafood, right? And had all the crab legs and that little glass thing. It was super cold over there. It had it. I guess you didn't see it because you can't afford that part. Just kidding. So it was over there.

Starting point is 01:13:44 I don't care if you remember or not. But it was like this ice part, it was like this bar, right? Everybody over there was eating what? It was on this little belt. Sushi! Because it was the seafood part of the restaurant! Thank you. Seafood is sushi, sushi is seafood.

Starting point is 01:14:10 It's food from the sea, crab, salmon, bass, tuna, all the above. Cucumber comes from what? The earth, the grass, the gristles, the farms. Chicken. I can't say that word. You're so wrong, and it hurts you. No. I can't say that word. You're so wrong. And it hurts you.

Starting point is 01:14:28 And I'm sorry. No, it doesn't. Okay. All right. I didn't know Popeye's had seafood. That's my bad. I didn't know I could go get a chicken. I didn't know Popeye's had seafood.

Starting point is 01:14:36 If I go roll something up at Popeye's, I'm eating seafood. You have a homemade roll. You have a homemade sushi roll. Yeah, and it's seafood, right? It's not seafood. Sushi. What category would... Okay. Okay. If you had to put, you can't just say it's sushi, if you had to put sushi in a category, what would it be?

Starting point is 01:14:53 Asian. 100%. Asian food. And I'd argue, if we polled 100 people, more people would say Asian over sushi. Let me make sure you're not racist. You would never say that. I absolutely would say that. Where is sushi from? Let me make sure you're not racist. You would never say that. I absolutely would say that.

Starting point is 01:15:05 Where is sushi from? Sushi is a Japanese dish, so you're wrong. It's not Asian. It's in Asia! Japan's in Asia! Variation! They didn't say sushi comes from Bikini Bottom and it's seafood. It's from Japan and it's Asian. Is it not from the water of Japan?

Starting point is 01:15:38 The Sea of Japan? The Japanese Sea? The Covenant Japanese Sea that we've all heard about, that we all studied in school, the Japanese Sea, the Sea of the... Don't know the Sea of the Japanese, I have a lisp. I have a lisp. I have a lisp, but I have a lisp, I'm sorry. You are an awful man. You are not integratively filled man.

Starting point is 01:16:01 Sushi is not seafood. The crown is mine, it's too hot to dance. Cam, you don't even, oh, oh, oh God. Oh, was gonna put allegations on you say it say it no no let it rip no that's how I know you're wrong what I've been to Asian buffets and they don't have sushi yes I have I've been to Asian buffets and they don't have sushi okay I've been to I've literally been to Long John Silver's and they don't serve sushi. And you've gone to Long John Silver's so your voice means nothing. See, if you eat at Long John Silver's you cannot,

Starting point is 01:16:29 you can't vote in this democratic society. Seafood restaurant, seafood restaurant. No sushi, you've been to Asian, no sushi. It's low class though, sushi's high class seafood. Dude. Long John Silver's is not high class, I can say that. K-Rob eats there. Yours is not high class, I can say that. K-Rob eats there.

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Starting point is 01:18:11 Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Well, speaking of food, speaking of food, if you remember, if you remember a couple weeks ago, Cam, you made me do a 100 year old egg. Jesus Christ. I still smell it by the way. There's some remnant to it. It's bad. It's you, because you always get your hands in shit. So, I have a challenge for you.

Starting point is 01:18:35 No. And I want you to close your eyes right now. It's too late. No. Close your eyes. Oh my god. You're... No. Okay, I'm saying this now before and literally for anything else happens. I'm not doing this Unless you are too. I'll do it too. I'll do it too with you. I will okay Okay, Kim, you can open your eyes in three two one

Starting point is 01:18:59 We're doing the nastiest flavored sodas in the world Do you want to know the flavors we're doing the nastiest flavored sodas in the world. Do you wanna know the flavors we are doing? What the f*** is that one? That looks like a bad piss. That looks bad. Okay, I'm gonna show you all the flavors. First off, what is this packaging? I know, it's crazy.

Starting point is 01:19:18 The packaging alone is scaring me. Yeah, it is insane. It is nameless, brandless, logo-less, white, foldable things This these drinks you think they were recycled and this is honestly been sitting in the studio for like three weeks So I don't remember what these flavors are and I will do this with you because I am interested the first one We have is ranch dressing soda Did you know I don't like ranch oh that's gonna be This that's crazy. I don't I don't like range such a good topping know I don't like ranch. Oh, that's gonna be... That's crazy and criminal. I don't like ranch. Such a good topping. I don't like ranch. It's a condiment, not a topping.

Starting point is 01:19:52 Ranch is not a topping, you idiot! You don't put ranch on top of salads? Ranch is a condiment! It's not a topping! Toppings, cheese, bacon bits, green onions, croutons, toppings! Mustard isn't a topping? Condiment! Cheese, bacon bits, green onions, croutons, toppings. Mustard isn't a topping? Condiment.

Starting point is 01:20:07 No, mustard and ketchup are condiments, yes. So is ranch. Ranch, no, because ranch doesn't go in the middle of things. Ranch is a dipper. It's a condiment. Or it goes on top of a, what do you, do you put ranch on top of a salad? Yes. So it's a topping.

Starting point is 01:20:22 You put ketchup on top of a burger, it's a topping. No, you put it inside the burger. You put ketchup on top of a hot dog? Who puts ketchup on top of a burger on top's a topping No, you put it inside the burger you put ketchup on top of a burger on top of the bun You put the bun on top get more in the middle, so you put ketchup on top of fries. It's a topping I don't put ketchup on top of fries. I'm not eight. Hey, just cuz you don't do things doesn't mean That's not the way it works second one condiment. You're a condiment. We're a condiment My god that cap was loose someone's someone's spitting that I just watched you turn that it was loose second one Is that pink lemonade peanut butter jelly soda? Peanut butter jelly soda y'all get y'all fixin. What is this branding? They are oh my god third one

Starting point is 01:20:59 Bacon soda go to go to the depths of hell fourth one Butter soda I'm excited about this I might ah that might do it for me that might be the one where I vomit butter soda here we go and last but not least we have original mustard flavored so that's the one I'm gonna absolutely I don't like mustard in at all dude I don't like mustard I don't like ranch bacon is gonna taste awful. So let's start here with the ranch dressing soda cam take yours This is the biggest can opener I've ever had in my life We're gonna even come from my house That was kind of scenic

Starting point is 01:21:45 Can I do it as aggressive as you yeah, yeah nice all right? We're gonna smell and on the count of three one two three That's ranch dressing It's ranch dressing that's so good. Oh No, dude. Cheers brother ranch dressing soda ready Lester. I don't like him. I don't like let's just fix this. Oh my god Oh my god ranch dressing soda cheers brother soda one Oh oh it's like your body your body knows this is my body rejected no your body knows it's not right no your body knows body no no that's not

Starting point is 01:22:37 good for you no it's not good for you don't smell it grab it oh your body knows it's not right oh My god. Oh my god. That's so bad. Oh my it's in there like a solid. Oh my god. Oh My god a PB&J now. I have hopes for excited about this one peanut butter jelly. I have hopes for a PB&J Dude the rate the ranch isn't leaving. Oh my god for a PB&J. Ah dude the ranch isn't leaving. Oh my god. Take a smell. 3, 2, 1 peanut butter jelly smell. That smells decent. That smells honest. It's just straight cardboard. Yeah a little boardy you're right. This is not peanut butter jelly. Honestly that smells like some. The ranch dressing is back. It's like forming a symbiosis.

Starting point is 01:23:25 I'm telling you that's forming. Osmosis Jones is happening. Here we go. Now this is right, it's kinda getting worse the more I sip it. Peanut butter jelly soda. Cheers bubs. Oh god. What am I drinking? Someone took cardboard, put it in ader added cardboard added some dirt water and put in a blender cart. Oh my oh Cameron Dude that it's like a it this is not good for you. No, I'm gonna be sick This says this bottle alone is 52 grams of sugar

Starting point is 01:24:07 Oh my god Oh No this one? It's horrible I gotta go for seconds hold on You can go for seconds you big back Yeah that's cardboard bro That's not good

Starting point is 01:24:17 That's not real Third I am nervous about that Bacon soda The reason, okay the reason I'm nervous Is cause I want to love this Every part of me wants this to be good. Like bacon is my, I love bacon. I love bacon too. You can put bacon on literally anything I make and I'm not going to complain. It's on my leg. Bacon is equivalent to an onion for me. I don't feel straight. All it

Starting point is 01:24:37 does is enhance. I don't feel good. I don't feel good. What? Bacon, all it does is enhance things. Bacon soda, here we go sniff test sniff test Dude that maybe we'll punch something Oh my god that literally dude that smells like a seventh grade like soccer locker this smells like if this smells like if I Were to if I were to herd sheep in this in the winter Like this is smells like a ranch this smells like horse stable Like this is smells like a ranch. This smells like horse stable They took human sweat put dye in it No, no you can't I don't know if I can I don't know if I can drink it. Oh my no It's so bad. This is like bacon grease. It's like bacon greases been sitting in the pan

Starting point is 01:25:22 What did I tell you this is gonna be the grease it's not gonna be the grease bro. Oh my god, tell me. What did I tell you? This is gonna be the grease. It's not gonna be the actual bacon. Oh my god. Oh my god, there's so many in the store that I didn't pick up. Oh my god. I'll get your fictions. Alright. Oh my, oh man. Okay. Oh my. Hot take. Don't know if I just love bacon.

Starting point is 01:25:58 Oh, you like that? I could get behind that one. You're the nastiest man ever. I could get behind that one. Might be the could get behind that one might be the big back might be The humps and lumps I could get behind that The smell the smell is way worse, I'll give you a hundred hours if you chug it. Oh no shot in hell That's not no I will throw up. Yeah I'm not sure

Starting point is 01:26:24 Don't need the hundo do not need that there's still two more a thousand thousand no no two thousand no shot I'm going to vomit my vomit is worth more than two thousand dollars. Is it no is it really? It's not you'd eat your own Hey, I'm not gonna lie something's happening in my tummy right now. That's not supposed to be there's a there's a chemical reaction going on It's bacon grease ranch and peanut butter and jelly. Next one. Butter bacon. Next one. Butter soda.

Starting point is 01:26:53 Dude, that's the one. I'm nervous. No, mustard's gonna be the worst. Mustard's gonna suck the worst, but this, I just got a headache. I don't feel good. I just got a headache. I don't feel good.

Starting point is 01:27:02 And we should have a medic on standby. I got a headache. I don't feel good and we should have a medic on standby. I got a headache. I almost called him Cody Dude I feel like I'm in Western Switzerland right now. No this this one. Oh My god, I don't think I've ever met a man that's more aggressive with a can opener Western movie like smell test butter soda here you go That's the one I that's I Think I have a deviated septum can't smell it it. I do use mine out of your mind. No mine I just smell that one. No, but smell mine and make sure it smells the same as yours. Oh

Starting point is 01:27:49 You might not want me to There's something going on Okay, oh man, oh man, I think when they make these, there's someone with a sweaty sock that's just pressing down the butter. The lady told me she changed the formula. They changed the formula. Where the hell did you buy this? Oh, I went to this place in Texas,

Starting point is 01:28:19 that was like an hour away. It literally barely had electricity in that city. It literally looked like a western movie. Like everybody over there like the the mac the minimum age you had to be to live there was 73. It was unbelievable. And they you could pay on like a trust me basis. Like I could have been like, hey, I'll come back and I'll see you live right here. Everybody does. Yeah, it's an

Starting point is 01:28:43 IOU system. No, I'm genuinely nervous about this one. This is good. Butter soda, second to last soda, here we go. Oh, dude. I think I caught my second one. I think there's drugs in here. He's a big sip.

Starting point is 01:29:11 Okay, it went down. okay we don't know how you're getting in your throat you have to swallow just so quick but dude it's that app it's that it's that part oh oh oh my breath like I was born again oh man I'd I'd I'd not doing the mustard I'm not doing that we have to work four for four at this point Oh my oh, it's in my nose. Oh Oh my god, we're either gonna we're either gonna literally our pants are be throw up brothers later I think we're gonna be an Eskimo brother with vomit. I think I'm changing the ending. I think I'm changing the ending of the show. No That would oh that would be the worst thing ever. For 20 cities in a row? Oh my god.

Starting point is 01:29:48 Back to back. Oh my god. Oh, don't let me lose two cities in a row. Oh my god. I'm going to punch Pierce in his teeth. Oh god. Oh no. All right, here we go.

Starting point is 01:30:01 Last soda, the worst soda. Mustard soda. Just look at that at that that is like this is me after a drunken night and I use a urinal yeah like that is I'm this color 100% natural yeah it's like they're put I already said I said it once I'll say it again cluster this is this is an awful invention. This is an awful use of free will Made in the u.s.. Though. I'm sure it is you said is made in the wild wild west Last soda look at the worst soda Here we go

Starting point is 01:30:37 like the fat mustard soda oh It's not even trying to open. Oh my God It knows it's not supposed to be smoke just came out of this oh this it's my smoking oh man use the smoking too Here we go. Smell test. Oh no, Cam, I can't do that. I can't do that. No, no, no. I can't do that. I can't do that. I can't do that. I immediately thought of a Fletcher's corny dog. Immediately. It literally smells like a state fair. Pass that around. Oh my God. It's going to be the hardest thing ever. It literally smells like a state fair. Smell

Starting point is 01:31:24 that. Go smell it. I want everybody to get the reaction of that smell. Oh no, brother. Mmm. It's sour. Oh no. Don't s- You gotta stop describing it when I'm about to drink it. Mm-hmm. Mmm. Oh, it's CJ Mann. Yeah, CJ Mann smells it. If CJ Mann is doing that...

Starting point is 01:31:41 Bring it back. Bring it back. Alright, last but not least. God dang it but not least I'm gonna swallow this one the fact so those spit ups those weren't regurgitations and I've never swallowed one of them except for the first one or the second one you've been swallowing them all I have all of those currently in my stomach fighting with my bile good boy trying. Trying to overtake my system. Wow. Good boy. No wonder you got married.

Starting point is 01:32:10 Here we go. Mustard, last but not least, the worst one. I don't, dude, I don't know. See you in the hospital, brother. I don't know. Such a big sip. No, stop. Get away. such way

Starting point is 01:32:35 all but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but all Oh What the f*** is in that bag? What the f*** is in that bag? Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! That- No! Foe! Oh no! That's not right with God. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh Oh

Starting point is 01:33:29 Now that that that is that is my Are you nips are Hard as rocks. Oh My god, my daughter kind of okay Good diamonds with these Finger It was on my finger! Yeah, it's on my knees. I need to get a bath. It's in my beard. Oh my god. That is... that...

Starting point is 01:33:52 I would argue to say, that is almost... That might be as bad as you combined the other four together. Yeah. That was the worst one. That was absolutely devised by Satan. Well, we're about to have K-Rob and whoever else wants to try them on Patreon. So go over to the Patreon if you want to go see them try it.

Starting point is 01:34:09 Holy ****. Oh my, I got a double whammy. Yeah. I went to spit up and then I got the egg bag. Yeah you got **** over. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's like I got literally sweet chin music and then I turn around and go pedigree.

Starting point is 01:34:22 Yeah 100%. And then I just stood over my body and said, oh. Oh my god. Oh, OK. We got to get out of here because I'm about to throw up. Cam, get us out of here. I'll try. All right, everybody, thank you.

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