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we got co-host cam back in the studio. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Cam.
Audio listeners.
Sounds like not.
Was it Cam's?
That is it.
That is not.
That is so disrespectful to thousands and thousands of grandpas out there and i didn't mean it i think
my grandpa was on d-day really no he was over there or something that's pretty fun that is
that is as broad and as vague as vague and broad could get he was over there for something
was he vacationing no definitely servicing our country he was servicing our country what's he
doing mailman what was it no no I think he was in the war.
Was he a mailman?
No, no, no.
I don't think he delivered.
I don't think he had an Amazon Prime membership, but I think he was there.
Oh, my God.
Imagine a Prime drone in the middle of a battlefield in Turkestan.
Oh, my God.
That shit would be so lit.
You're in trench warfare.
You go to sleep at night.
You wake up.
There's oatmeal, cream pies. There's a ESPN article. That'd be lit. You're in trench warfare. You go to sleep at night, you wake up, there's oatmeal, cream pies, a ESPN
article. That'd be lit.
That would be what you would want in the middle of war. Oatmeal
in a sports center ad.
Give me snacks and entertainment. I don't need anything else.
You wouldn't want an iPad or anything? Oh, because there's
a lot of Wi-Fi out in the trenches.
You could play Fruit Ninja and Candy Crush.
You don't need Wi-Fi for those.
You want me to connect candied gems when I'm worried about my head getting...
That's a bit much, but I'm sorry.
You are on 10 today.
I am.
Give me a magazine I can take a quick read while I'm taking a...
Right next to Phil, I can stuff my gullet with an oatmeal cream pie.
I can reload and get back to it.
Okay, and so...
War scares me.
War is scary.
And God bless.
Thank you, everybody that has served our country.
Thanks beyond, like, all jokes aside,
beyond any gratitude we can give,
I thank you.
Past thanking can even go.
All right, you're glazing right now.
Just kidding.
Oh, my God.
Glazing the server.
Ooh, you served.
I'm kidding.
Wow. We are playing with fire. We, he served. I'm kidding. Wow.
We are playing with fire.
We love everybody that exists on this earth.
Everybody.
Who don't you love?
49er fans.
Oh, true.
San Francisco, stupid gold mining 49er fans, and our Cowboys suck.
Except for that one 49ers fan with the family, and he goes,
vroom, vroom, vroom on TikTok.
Oh, that's sick.
He's really cool.
I really like him.
Okay, but speaking of war and being alone on TikTok. He's really cool. I really like him. Okay.
But speaking of war and being alone, not really about war at all.
And we probably need to get off of, we need to get off of this.
Okay.
Just in my bedroom.
So it's mental.
There's a lot of war in my bathroom.
Like whenever I'm taking a number two, Cam, you, that I've almost had the police called
for how many noises I make.
Cam.
Like your butt or you?
I've punched a wall.
You're going, oh, get out of me.
Sounds like an exorcism.
You're just like, oh, you're going crazy.
Oh, my God.
I had a horrible mud butt the other day.
Go back to you, though.
Okay, but one time I had a company come over.
You want to know the real reason I never let you use my bathroom?
Yes.
There's claw marks on my porcelain.
I've chipped a piece, and I'm not going to get the security deposit back on my home
because I've chipped a piece, but let me be—
No, oh, shut up.
It's not a new build.
Shut up.
You said there's claw marks on your porcelain.
It's a chip mark.
I've chipped it.
Oh, no, no, no, not the wall.
Scratching a wall takes about six out of ten effort in itself.
There's holes in the wall.
To chip off porcelain, are you Hugh Jackman?
Are you the Wolverine?
How are you going, ah, taking a chunk of porcelain?
It's more of the seat.
Flimsy seat.
And I've grown like that, and I've been like pulling up,
and I've chipped the top of it.
Just a wee.
I blame the infrastructure. I blame your bowels i'm talking your choice of food 100 i've been doing better you have honestly honestly except for i ordered a pound of okra
yesterday oh okay i was i was gonna bring that up because i did not know if you wanted to share
this man calls me it was like 10 o'clock at night. We're going over a few things, checking in on each other.
He goes, hey, I just ordered a pound of okra.
A pound of a side dish was his 10 p.m., maybe 10.30 dinner.
And okra, boy, there's a lot of jokes there, but I'm going to let them rest.
What's the joke?
Oh, nothing.
They're going to rest.
They have a good nap.
You ordered a pound of okra.
And it was a bad decision because I love okra.
I love it.
But let's be honest.
If I call you and go, hey, I just ordered a pound of broccoli, cheddar, and rice casserole,
what's the first thing you're going to say to me?
I bet.
It makes sense, Big Beck.
Okay.
You went a different direction than that one.
Cut a little deeper.
I am fat.
I'm just kidding.
But ordering a pound.
First off, a pound is a grotesque amount of one side. That's gluttony. I practiced sin yesterday. That was sinful. But ordering a pound. First off, a pound is a grotesque amount of one side.
That's gluttony.
I practiced sin yesterday.
That was sinful.
But God forgives.
Secondly, you never showed me your drink.
Did you have a drink or did you dry gullet a pound of fried oak?
No, I had an orange juice from Chick-fil-A that I ordered at 9 a.m.
He knows.
This is all the explanation you need on why there's porcelain.
Don't ever look at me like that again.
Porcelain missing from your toilet.
You're drinking morning orange juice that wasn't freshly squeezed.
It's been in a container in the fridge.
And then a pound of fried okra.
I've realized I like to perform science.
Clearly.
Like on myself.
Clearly.
And in my environment.
People call my house dirty.
I call it science experiment. I call it science experiment.
I call it a greenhouse.
What are you, growing bacteria?
No, but I was on TikTok Live with you this week,
and I revealed to the public, like 3,000 people,
that I had half a taquito in my room,
and I was seeing what happens if I just leave it in there.
I just want to see what happens, and I don't think that's wrong.
Some may say gross.
I say experimental.
I say experimental.
I say fundamental and educational.
When you wake up with bed sores, that's going to be what happened.
You're going to leave food out because you want to see what happens.
What's a bed sore?
There's so much disgustingness, and your body's on itself,
and there's all this bacteria.
You're going to wake up with just like a welt.
Like a thing.
Yeah, like a welt.
It's a thing.
It's like white and gooey. I brought all this up to say,
how do you talk to yourself?
What?
What does that even mean?
Like, how do you speak to,
you talk to yourself, right?
Slight occasions.
Really?
Yeah.
You don't talk to yourself?
Not a terrible amount.
Like, not a lot.
Not enough to document. Well, you're not alone a lot. You got somebody under you 24-7. You don't talk to yourself? Not a terrible amount. Like, not a lot. Not enough to document.
Well, you're not alone a lot.
You got somebody under you 24-7.
You got CJ.
I distance myself as much as I can.
Too much sometimes, you know?
Sometimes I forget he's there how alone I am in that house.
You know what I mean?
Is that his fault or your choice?
My doing.
I don't want him there.
Hey, sorry, CJ.
Move back to a studio apartment.
Yeah, we're going to put your ass on a Greyhound in Arkansas.
Pack your PC in your expensive Cologne.
Oh, yeah, he spent $600 on Cologne.
We'll talk about that on Patreon.
Oh.
But, so you don't talk to yourself.
You talk to yourself a lot.
Often.
I feel like a lot of people
talk to themselves what do you mean you're asking me how what does that mean okay so whenever i talk
to myself well i was kind of wanting to go off of what you were going to say because i was going to
tell how i was going to say when you do talk to yourself how does it go is it like a just you're
thinking about stuff yes oh i'm having full conversations no now okay there's a lot of
different ways to go about talking to yourself.
Some people are just like, wow, this is a conversation a lot of people said.
Wow, it's very bright outside.
I wonder what that looks like.
I wonder what happens if I do this.
Like, that is normal.
I imagine full scenarios.
I'm like, what happens if I meet, like, Shakespeare tomorrow?
Like, if Shakespeare were still here, how would I talk to him?
And then I'll have a conversation, my dialogue, his dialogue, and I'll do the accent. meet like Shakespeare tomorrow like if Shakespeare were still here how would I talk to him and then
I'll have a conversation my dialogue his dialogue and I'll do the accent
you should have seen it whenever it was Meghan Markle in my head
there was more than an accent wasn't it you said oh man you started doing hand kissing you turned
you turned eight again you're like no I didn practice here. I told you I practice on the inside.
I practice right there on the inside of my arm.
You have a long neck.
I can't.
I guess.
No, in high school, people would like there was a joke for like a week.
People would come to school with tape measures and come up to my neck.
And there's there's literally pictures of it.
I have them still.
I just have to find them.
But talking to yourself, how do you do so?
Yeah.
I've never once been another person
and spoke to the different person that's still me at the same time are you serious never once
and i've never a day in my life you're often the secondary character in my talking to myself so you
talk so you talk to me yeah played by you yeah please give me an example because that's scary
because sometimes i'll think of scenarios like I have to bring something up to Cam.
Like I have to tell him something tomorrow.
And now I'm going to go through eight different scenarios of what his response will be
and how I'll go about what he'll say.
And I feel like that's very normal and it's a little premeditated.
Smart.
Premeditation, I'll give it to you.
You're tired.
You're a tired man.
You are a tired, drained man.
And it makes it every day every time
we sit on these couches it makes just a little bit more sense every time you go through eight
scenarios of what i'm gonna say yes if i even thought about i gotta say this to payton i know
exactly how you're responding immediately no matter no matter what it is i think that's where
the anxiety comes in because i have bad angst to the point, like my toenails are like bleeding
because how much I dig into the ground out of fear on a daily basis.
No, no one else.
Yeah, don't do that.
I've lost enamel on my molars because how much I grind my teeth of fear and angst.
You know what I mean?
It hurts to suck in and breathe.
I'm so sorry.
I don't know.
I think we told this on Patreon.
I'm telling you real quick.
Yeah.
When we were doing our live show, I think it was in Phoenix or it was one of the, I
don't know.
I think we were doing our live show in like Phoenix or Vegas or something like that or
maybe the Chicago one.
And we were backstage.
Wait, what?
We were backstage.
This was before the show.
And something with our audio and visual wasn't going right uh
oh and we were we were tweaking because it's just clocks ticking to get closer to show time
we need to rest we need to get ready it just kept going wasn't getting right and it finally got
fixed uh by the time we went back to the green room we only had like an hour left we had to go
out there and i just remember bro we were talking and your back was torn and then you finally, there's blood.
We literally, I like, we were just talking.
I was like, God, bro.
I was like, I'm sweating.
I might take a shower before we go out there.
And you turn around and you're like, yeah.
There's like blood all in your teeth and gums.
I was like, what the fuck is that?
I said, you chew on a staple?
I said, what happened to you?
And you're sitting there, what do you mean? I was like, you don't feel that? And you're you chew on a staple? I said, what happened to you? And you're sitting there,
what do you mean? I was like, you don't feel that? And you're like, am I bleeding? And you checked and you're like, yeah, I was getting nervous. He said, I was grinding my jaw. Grinding
your jaw? You f***ing beaver? You hedgehound? It's just, it's so, it's just bizarre. And stop
talking to me as yourself.
Honestly, I don't give you permission to do that anymore.
How about that?
I don't give you permission.
I don't give you permission to role play as me.
Okay?
It's off the table.
Why am I doing this so bad?
No, don't say that.
No, you're going to hell.
I was laughing too.
I was laughing too.
But not at that.
No, we love you.
I'm fine to get therapist.
Me, if you that. No, we love you. I'm fine to get therapist. You're my, uh, me. If you want. No. I need to talk to them about you.
You're like that big headed white mother causes me anguish. God, I'm losing my life! You go, Rebecca, help!
And she's just sitting there trying to write everything down.
Oh, I am absolutely sweating.
It is so hot.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
No, can I?
Yeah.
You going to say something?
No.
You weren't going to say something?
No.
Okay.
Mississippi.
Mississippi.
Hocus Pocus.
Okay.
Oh, we did so many drugs before we came on set.
No, we didn't.
No, we didn't.
Oh, my God, he did.
Oh, my God, he did.
Oh, my God.
Okay, I have a story.
No, don't do drugs.
We don't do drugs.
No, we don't.
That's a lie.
That is a lie.
Unless they're prescribed to you.
We have just milligrams on milligrams of caffeine surging through our veins.
I had.
I had.
Let me tell you the story.
Stop story-ing us.
All right.
That's how that f***ing works. You got something? Nope. Hey, so wait. Let me tell you this story. Stop starting us. All right. That's how that works.
You got something?
Nope.
Hey, so wait, let me tell you what I want to say.
That's pretty cool.
No, I don't do drugs.
You didn't do drugs.
So I woke up this morning at 730.
I had a coffee.
That's your problem.
And then I went to the gym and I worked out.
I came back.
I had a coffee and two Red Bulls. And then I had two Red Bulls I worked out. I came back. I had a coffee and two Red Bulls.
And then I had two Red Bulls sitting here today right before we recorded.
So right now, my mind, Cam, it is like an Autobahn in Germany.
You know what?
Oh.
Yeah, you got luges.
No, and you got why?
Okay, first off, let's address that because I'm here to help.
Let's calm down.
I'm here to make shift therapy.
Yeah, let's calm down.
Don't do that again.
What happened?
Okay, 7.30, wake up.
Don't drink your coffee.
I have to.
You just slept.
Sleep more if you're tired or don't drink coffee.
You should be good.
Now, this isn't medical advice.
I think the longer I sleep, the more tired I get.
That's because you are so far in the red.
You are so in the negative of hours slept.
It's not going to add up.
You just need consistency, and you can make it through your day.
You're so, so in debt to sleep that that's why.
Because you can get five, and you'll get up, you'll get wired.
But if you go ten, you're chopping away slowly but surely, but you're going to feel awful.
You're going to feel awful.
Like, you ever slept...
Because in your mind, you slept for two days straight, and you're like, I missed something.
There's a full-blown homicide outside.
That is so many sirens.
Okay, what were you going to say?
Go ahead.
Okay, back to it.
Don't drink coffee at 7.30.
Seriously, because then you'll have a crash in the middle of the day, and that's why you'll
need more.
That's why you're taking naps.
You try to onset it.
Oh, oh, God. Oh, my God.'ll have a crash in the middle of the day, and that's why you'll need more. That's where you're taking that. You try to onset it. Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Okay, you remember how we had the Halloween party?
Yes.
It was fun.
It was a good time.
First off, it was fun, and it was a good time.
You rat bastard.
Okay, but they don't know what we're talking about if they're not on Patreon.
But, yes, we had a whole debate on Patreon about Cam throwing a Halloween party
because his initial itinerary and what he was planning to do for it was awful. You want to see that full argument and debate? It's on Patreon about Cam throwing a Halloween party because his initial itinerary
and what he was planning to do for it was awful.
And you want to see that full argument and debate,
it's on Patreon.
But yes, Cam, I'll give you your props.
It was a fantastic 100% party.
It was one of the best Halloween parties I've been to.
Thank you, guys.
And the best part is, hopefully next year,
we can rinse and repeat.
Same people, add more to it.
It'll be fun.
Be bigger. Okay, well, yeah, we'll cut a couple off too. Anyway, pre can rinse and repeat. Same people, add more to it. It'll be fun. Be bigger.
Okay.
Yeah, we'll cut a couple off too.
Anyway, prepping for that party.
It was the same day, day off.
It was Saturday.
Okay.
Liv went to go get her lashes done,
and I tasked myself with pretty much finishing everything that had to be finished.
But it was during the day.
We still don't have our blinds up, so it's hot.
Like sun's coming in, hot, right?
Yes.
I am sweaty.
I'm bothered and everything
i go upstairs to do something upstairs and my vent i cut it on because i knew people would be up here
staying i cut on the ac you know the magical vent that blows so hard so cold okay i stand right i
remove my shirt i stand right under it okay but i tilted the vent i tilted it a little bit more
toward the window okay yeah it's not straight down it. Yeah, so you have to put your body on that window.
I'm very close to the glass.
Yes.
I am in such a euphoric state of this just blasting AC on the top of my head.
I know I'm sweating like hell, okay?
I was sweating like this when I was getting the party ready.
I'm in such this state of just pure peace, euphoria.
I'm literally like this.
I start moaning out loud
that's hot okay no it's not no just wait oh you're really gonna want to retract that i start moaning
i'm going oh oh god and i'm literally sitting you are a creep i'm sitting there on the window
shirtless i then put my hands above my head it's's like I ran a sprint. Keep going.
I'm going, oh, God.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Woo.
I open my eyes.
There's two six-year-olds on their bikes on the sidewalk
because I just said I still don't have my blinds,
and they're literally like this looking at me.
And I'm sitting there going, oh, shirtless.
I'm sweaty.
I haven't shaved my chest this morning.
My nipples are pink.
There's water all over my body.
And I'm sitting there going, oh, God.
And they're like, and he started driving off.
And I was like, I am now the new creep of the day.
Yeah, and don't skip the part where Chris Hansen came around the corner.
He's like, Cameron, can you go and take a seat right here?
Stop.
Stop.
Never seen him.
I will never see him.
He's not bringing me a pizza. And I'm never opening my door for him.
That's the end of that.
But yeah, I'm the new creep of the neighborhood now.
You should be more aware of your surroundings.
But it's not fair because you don't have blinds.
I don't have blinds.
It was so euphoric, I literally closed my eyes.
That's so strange.
But then when I opened them, there's two six-year-olds watching me almost caress my naked chest because
of AC felt so good.
I almost got to the point of this. I was like of AC felt so good. I almost got to the point of this.
I was like,
it felt so good.
It's
We are
Think about what those kids
went home and told their parents.
Nightmare, nightmare.
Yeah, think about that shit.
They're like big, big pale man
with invisible nipples
was moaning and cold
or something, bro.
Do you ever realize like I never realized how tall we are we're six seven a lot of it's on the internet half the comments when we
post something are like i didn't know those guys were that tall every time i don't really notice
how tall we are either until i watch us in videos where we're standing or walking on vlogs i'm like
golly we're big men do you ever realize like normal things that normal heighted people do
like do you try to imagine us doing that and we probably look like creeps bro oftentimes and in
reverse yeah when a short person can't do something and it's so simple for us yeah i never even think
about that that's prejudice what's a creep no no that's not prejudice or racist no one said racist or
sexist no we don't want either of those none of those things what's creepy that a normal person
would do like give me an example what would i didn't say creepy you said creepy he said the
word creepy no i didn't said have you ever thought about normal people doing something if we did it
we would look creepy yes but i said creepy yeah for us exactly you said what normal people doing something, if we did it, we would look creepy. Yes. So you said creepy. Yeah, for us.
Exactly.
You said what normal people do that's creepy.
I said what would normal people do
that would look creepy.
Like, when we do it.
You didn't say when we do it, though.
I didn't say when we do it.
Okay, that's the important part.
Because if you leave out...
Hey, the most important part is I said
you said the f***ing word,
and you said no, I didn't.
So rewind the footage, and you said creepy.
No, but that means taking it out of context.
Oh my God, we can speak context and bond text later.
Creepy was said.
Big bond text.
Big bond text.
No.
Okay.
Go.
Yeah.
I don't need any goons in my foot.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Okay.
What would be creepy that a normal person does when we do it?
I think I look so scary when I shower.
I looked at myself when I showered the other day and I put myself in the perspective of I've never seen me before.
And so I,
you know,
I have that big mirror right outside my,
my,
my shower.
Right.
And I have a glass mirror.
And so I'm like this little cube.
Right.
And I was like,
I always look at myself when I shower.
And like I said before,
I listen to music and I rap to myself.
Do that.
Oh,
I have videos.
Yeah.
What?
Wait,
I said it aloud. I just say that. You have pictures yeah what wait did i say that out loud did i just say that
out loud you should be showering yeah well not you in the shower but like behind the door oh you
heard me wrapping the curtain you're like yeah pop it to the bar yeah it's often it's either hard
wrap or like soft able yes okay but i was looking at myself shower. I realized I am top heavy. Like, I am like an 18-wheeler with little tires.
Like, it looks like I could topple over at any minute.
And, like, it just doesn't look natural with suds running down my body for that long.
Do you know what I mean?
It's a long trickles down system.
It's like a waterfall.
Wait.
Excuse me?
We use the same body wash, no?
Yeah.
Your shit goes all the way down you yes you know but again you either have bad water or a lot of scales or scaly skin no you know what i
do i do this yeah how much are you slap it i get the dragon flip i could go through a full bottle
of body wash watch what you say you better watch your answer i could go through a full bottle of body wash. Watch what you say. You better watch your answer.
I could go through a full bottle of body wash in about six showers.
I swear to you, I can.
If I'm not trying to be conservative, I can go through it.
It's meant for me.
That's what it's meant for.
No, it is not.
I think so.
Six showers.
Yeah.
Six.
Six.
How many times a shower? Like a day. It depends on the week. Six. Six. How many times you shower?
Like a day.
It depends on the week.
Am I happy?
How many times in the week?
Did she respond?
Let's say she responded.
You're happy and everything's going good.
Once a day.
Once a day.
Yeah.
So you mean to tell me, by that metric, if you were never trying to be conservative,
you would have to go purchase body wash every Sunday.
How many bottles of body wash were in my shower when you walked in there?
Eight.
Exactly.
That is bullshit.
I told you.
I go through them.
You are not resourceful.
It doesn't take that much to clean.
Maybe.
Oh, my God.
No, I stink like hell.
But maybe that's why.
I smell like a.
It's the same thing with you and the deodorant.
I've never seen so much, but that's not that is has nothing to do with genealogy nothing to do with the culture this simply i didn't say that you were don't you dare you're
you're putting me on the you're burning me bro you are you just you know what that was you just
put me under the bus no bad dad joke i I'm getting ready for it. Here we go.
You put too much deodorant on, not because of who you are, not because of what you look like.
You put a lot of deodorant on it.
And I think it's clogging your pores.
And that's why you stink like hell.
Because it's clogging what needs to be flushing toxins.
Because there was a basketball player that went to the Colony High School named B.J. Johnson.
And I was really inspired to be like him when he played basketball.
And he put on so much deodorant when he would work out, it would be on his chest.
And I was like, dude, he looks good.
Like, that looks cool.
And he hoops good.
Isn't he dead?
No.
Is he?
Are you breaking news to me?
How do you know B.J.? I think he died.
No, he did not.
You're going to ruin my...
No, someone from the Colony died.
Not the Colony High School.
You just said that. Is he stroking out no the colony in austin oh okay but you did say the colony high school yeah it's what it's called in austin too okay oh my god then it's not him okay god bless
sorry another bj johnson sorry to bj so you admired to be like another sweaty man yeah during
your adolescence and that's why you go
you should have saw he came off a pick-and-roll with all those sweat
stains up what the what just happened question for you why'd you even spit
wet mouth syndrome
I'm starting to develop a whistle.
If you ever whistle.
If you said, watch your Swedish.
If you ever whistle, dog.
No.
That would be my next prank.
It'd be, hey, all right, I know you've been whistling everything.
Welcome.
Bring in Jeremy, the speech therapist.
I'd bring him right into these works. No, dead ass.
And CJ's heard it a couple times. He whistles yeah it's like i think my teeth are spaced out
and there's wind that's getting in there
you ever look at yourself in the mirror and be like my teeth didn't look like that yesterday
no no you need to you're leaking there's a booger there there's spit, and there's tears. I don't think that was a booger.
I think it was blood.
Here we go.
Let's break it down real quick.
So your neighborhood sucks.
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't.
No, it does not.
What makes my neighborhood suck?
I hate it.
I am hot.
What do you hate about it?
It looks like dystopian.
Like, it's weird, and there's a lot of... It's so quiet, isn't it?
It's so scary. That's the uneary part., it's weird, and there's a lot of... It's so quiet, isn't it? It's so scary.
That's the uneary part.
But it's peaceful.
It honestly is.
And then I've seen kids play outside one time.
They play for four minutes.
They went back in.
I said, those aren't real kids.
No, yeah.
It is very much like an episode of Black Mirror.
I say that to say I hate your neighborhood because...
Dude, I'm starting to get scared.
I hate your neighborhood because I was driving through it three weeks ago.
What month was three weeks ago?
What month was three weeks ago?
October.
Right.
What holiday is in October?
Halloween.
Why are there people in your neighborhood with Christmas lights?
I don't know, and I don't like them either.
There needs to be a federal mandate on when you could put up certain decorations
100% no I I literally almost committed treason on your neighbor's house and almost ripped their
decoration I don't need to see a lit up reindeer in October before I've even spooked anybody yeah
for Halloween I 100% I could not agree with you before I've had ham you know what I mean with my
family members gonna ask me about my relationship and my college degree that I don't have.
They still ask that?
No, they know better.
I was about to say they should know better.
No, they know better.
Yeah, they should know.
I don't think they ever really thought it was going to happen.
Does anyone in your circle know you didn't complete?
Or like, oh my God, does anyone not know who you are?
What do you mean?
In my family?
Do you have someone that's close to you that just really doesn't get it?
Like, they don't know what you do.
They don't know where you're at.
In my family?
Yeah.
I only have, like, six family members.
They're either dead or don't talk to them.
So, like, I have a really small family.
So, no, dead ass.
Like, I do have a small family.
Like, I never had, like, 15 cousins.
Like, or, like, a lot of, like, I don't have uncles.
I have an uncle,'t I've never really had
a conversation with him love him though because my uncle yeah but I just don't have a big family
yeah I do yeah I do for sure I heard he's good what's his name you're no I do know Earl
my mom's gonna hurt me Earl I think so Your mom has a brother? Yeah. He lives in Maryland.
What?
What the?
You didn't know that?
Your mom and your Aunt Carolyn have a brother.
Yeah.
Same parents.
Yeah.
This isn't like a we found him later brother.
Yeah.
Like they grew up with the kid.
Yeah.
No, my mom's like 15 years younger than him or something.
Oh my God. That still doesn't excuse it completely. You have an uncle? Yeah. Like they grew up with the kid. Yeah. No, my mom's like 15 years younger than him or something. Oh my God.
That still doesn't excuse it completely.
You have an uncle?
Yeah.
I met him when I was a kid.
He still checks on me, I think.
I don't really know much.
I don't know.
I heard he's doing good.
I heard he's a good guy.
Oh, what?
And then I got Paul.
I don't know what he is to me though.
Who's Paul?
Paul Jr.
Paul Jr.? Oh, I think his dad's Paul Sr what he is to me, though. Who's Paul? Paul Jr. Paul! Paul Jr.?
Oh, I think his dad's Paul Sr., which is
my mom's brother. There's
another brother? Yeah.
How many siblings does your mom
have? Not quite sure.
Are you not curious?
Not really. Why?
This is your family. You don't care.
Holy shit. I love them all.
You have Uncle Paul and Uncle Earl. I think so. You don't care. Okay. Holy shit. I love them all. You have Uncle Paul and Uncle Earl.
I think so.
I don't really know.
Why were names shorter back then?
Oh, I have Kayla and Taylor, too.
You met them.
Yeah, those are cousins.
So who do they belong to?
Let's work up the family tree.
How do cousins work?
Where do they come from?
Who's their parents?
Their parents got to be some sibling to yours parents.
I think they're my parents' cousins, and that's my cousins' kids.
My cousins suck. Wait, what?
Okay, you have
cousins. Go up.
Yeah, them.
Their parents. Upwards!
Yeah, I remember them.
Who is the parents to your cousins?
I don't remember their names.
I don't care about their name.
What's the relation? They're black.
So they have to be related to my mom.
My dad can't produce that.
That's not true.
I think, did I tell the story about my dad owning my mom back in the day?
I did say that, right?
No, we did.
Family Tree, 23andMe.
The Hardens own the Williams in Austin.
We did.
They did.
I can't say that?
It's history.
What?
That is history. It's that is there's a lot yeah
there's a lot of things there's history that if i said i'd be done i'd have to ask a question
back to it yeah i don't know how much that's staying dude let's talk about your family no
we'll talk about on patreon we'll call my parents on patreon okay Okay. When is the due date? When is the right time to put up Christmas lights?
After Thanksgiving happens.
You cannot do it before Thanksgiving.
Thank you.
I was talking to my mom yesterday, and she goes,
Peyton, what day is November 1st?
Why did I make her sound like a s***? she goes oh the sponsors aren't gonna be happy
she goes pay in what day is november 1st and i said friday friday's november 1st yeah she goes
yes and i said what what's happening on november 1st are you going somewhere and she goes you know
i don't go nowhere and i said then what's What's happening on November 1st? Are you going somewhere? And she goes, you know I don't go nowhere.
And I said, then what's happening?
And she goes, I get to decorate the house.
I said, like, for Thanksgiving?
And she goes, no, Christmas.
I have six Christmas trees I'm going to put in the house.
And I said, all right, Winnie the Pooh, are you going to live in the forest?
What the f***?
Six Christmas trees.
Cam.
Where the hell are those going?
Cam.
I can see one in the front room one in your living room
one upstairs that's three max and that's already no she's like cornering the house with christmas
trees dog she's like a kid my mom she might she loves lights dude like she is a monster bro
she will walk outside and she'll stand under a light and be like this buzz buzz like she loves
lights and so christmas
time she she's like i said mom do you not think november 1st is a little early to put up christmas
decorations way too early and she goes no because i go all out on the house every inch of the house
is christmas and every year i don't get time to enjoy it so i want time to enjoy this and i said
no i get it mom but you are committing like a critical sin right now like you
can't do that put her in a stray jacket and then then let her out december 1st or thanksgiving 28th
9th 30th whatever the hell the day after thanksgiving yeah no i feel like black friday
is the day that you can go get amazing deals and then go decorate your house as soon as you eat
that meal you burp your shit now you can go up in the attic and put your Christmas stuff up.
It is time for fa-la-la-la-la.
Turn on Mariah Carey.
Get nasty.
Let's make it Christmas.
I can't get into the holly jolly spirit.
Before I eat a turkey and ham.
No shot.
I can't do it.
It's fundamentally incorrect.
It's wrong.
I need my Thanksgiving.
I need my stuffing.
I need my, I need my, all the, don't give me that look.
No, no, no.
We'll talk about this during Thanksgiving.
I'm going to give you that look now, but we're going to get into this on Thanksgiving.
You know I can eat a plate.
Yeah, no.
We all know, we all know that.
Yeah, I don't like my food touching, but I'm not done with this Christmas thing.
Okay.
When is the right time to take your, when, do you feel that, Jesus?
Bring it back to me.
Thank you, God.
Now. Do you feel that Jesus? Bring it back to me Thank you God Now I wish that CAT scans
Were more readily available
I'd go get checked
I need it
I need my brain
I need it
CAT scans are readily available
I don't have health
Get a CAT scan
I don't have health
Yes you do
No I don't
Yes you do
I'm 25
Yes you do
I'm off my parents
I'm on 25
No you're not you're off at 26
oh close enough go get a cat scan before February clocks are ticking because you're
I'm kidding but when is the right time to take down your Christmas decorations uh as soon as
the year ends in a different number get them out of there I think it's still too late I don't think
you should bring in the New Year's
with a Christmas tree.
I would agree,
but if you want to,
just so the house is still,
because a lot of people,
not every Christmas decoration
is like a fat white guy
with his wife
and then overalls
and they're like,
yeah, right.
It can just be red stuff,
green stuff.
It's still the spirit.
You can either take it down
after Christmas,
before New Year,
or it has to be gone.
It absolutely has to be gone
by January 2nd.
There's nothing
later nothing acceptable later we there is literally a homeowners association problem
at my neighborhood when i was growing up because two blocks down my neighbor kept their christmas
lights up till july cameron till july they had to do a wellness check on the house to see somebody
who's dead inside because why are those still up you know what i mean that is that's bullshit that is utter i'm gonna stop myself that is unacceptable if you if your
christmas lights are up if someone leaves their christmas lights up past the beginning of spring
if if it's not even winter if there's green grass and trees and
leaves and I see Christmas lights, go to hell. Yeah. Absolutely go to hell. Okay. Do you know
me well? A little too well. You love me? I love you a lot. I want you, I've never, I'm getting
into this weird thing where I want to know what people see me as. Oh, no, you don't. Like, I spend a lot of time...
No, you don't.
I promise you, you don't.
Why?
I'm not good?
No, you're great.
Just, there's a lot.
There's a lot to unpack.
Okay.
Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Okay.
If I had a spirit animal, what would my spirit animal be?
Zesty lemur.
Zesty lemur?
He'd be like King Julian right off of Madagascar.
Just stretch his ass out and that'd be you.
Cause you're in charge, you run the kingdom, but no one really respects you.
And you always got some zest and some weird funk with you.
No, I'm just kidding. We definitely respect you and we love you, but zesty lemur.
That's funny cause yours would be a warthog.
A warthog?
That may be sad. Gross and not functional.
Okay. Okay. You want to go down that one? Okay. You'd be like a one flipper fish. Just
going in circles. Nothing makes sense to you. The world's so out to get you indifferent.
You're just sitting there swimming in circles.
Okay.
If you were to describe me as a body part, what would it be?
Describe you as a body part?
Yeah.
Like an inverted kneecap.
Like those knees that go the wrong way.
That'd be you as a body part.
An inside-out kneecap.
You're not quite normal, but you're still functional.
You would be like a failed kidney.
Just takes up a lot of space, but don't work, and it might hurt you.
Wow.
No.
Oh, no, no, no.
Okay, okay.
Dude, my fingers smell like yesterday's dinner.
What?
That's not right.
And what'd you eat?
Okra. You didn't bathe And what did you eat? Okra.
You didn't bathe.
Oh, yeah.
Pound of okra.
What just went right over my head?
That was so close.
I tried to high five you.
Okay, if I had to describe you as a disease, you'd be cirrhosis.
What's that?
Your skin gets yellow and you start leaking piss.
I'm pretty sure that's it.
Cirrhosis of the...
Too much?
Okay.
Well, pneumonia.
I don't know.
Okay.
A PG version.
You know the other week we did white people phrases?
We did.
You know one that I missed out on?
What?
White phrase or white phrase?
No, white phrase.
A white phrase that I missed out on is a chill pill.
Oh my God.
You need to take a chill pill.
Is that like a Xanax?
What is that?
They're trying to give you pills from an early age. You need to take a chill pill. Is that like a Xanax? What is that? They're trying to give you pills from an early age.
You need to take a chill pill.
I hate that shit too.
I just wanted to know what that was.
Cause that's your,
you said that at your family reunion.
So what?
Oh no,
no.
I never said that.
I never took indulging in the chill pills either.
No,
I just,
like a Tic Tac.
No,
that's not,
it doesn't chill you.
I used to smoke the fake cigarettes and take in pop.
Rat didn't play that. She didn't play the fake cigarettes. pop. Rat didn't play that.
She didn't play the fake cigarettes.
Dude, I used to sit there six years old and have a button-up shirt and South Pole jean shorts on.
I'd be sitting in my grandpa's chair on his carport and I'd be smoking fake cigs.
Did your grandpa smoke cigs?
Yeah.
You're trying to be like him.
He smoked cigs.
My dad smoked cigs.
My grandma smoked cigs.
I smoked fake cigs made out of pure cane sugar.
No, my mom didn't play at all to the point where I, you know the smarty trend?
Oh, my God.
Whenever we were in middle school, and you would crush it.
I was a monster.
My mom, boy, she didn't play that.
She did not?
Oh, my God.
I tried to do that one time.
Dismantled you?
What?
Like, the smarties.
She ripped it out of your hands.
Yeah, ripped it and punished me.
I used to be, okay, the people that did it in class pissed me off.
Because then I was, I liked to eat. You're wasting it. I'd smell it. I'd be like, just give it out of your hands. Yeah, ripped it and punished me. I used to be... Okay, the people that did it in class pissed me off. Because then I was...
I liked to eat.
And I would smell that.
You're wasting it!
I'd be like, just give them to me, man!
If you're just going to smoke them down to the stem,
just let me eat them, dog!
I haven't eaten since lunch!
It was like 20 minutes after lunch.
Oh my God.
All right, I saw this game the other night on Jimmy Fallon.
What's Jimmy Fallon?
Strange night.
It was a basketball game, and then I just kind of left the TV on,
and it was up there.
God bless you.
But it's going to be fantastic, and I know, oh, my God,
it's going to be so funny.
Okay.
You have to guess the movie that I'm describing,
but I only have five seconds to describe it,
and I can't say any key words.
Okay, I bet.
I'm good at movies.
We'll see.
I'm good.
Okay.
Wait, who's going to keep the timer?
CJ, you got the timer?
I got it.
All right, let's do it. All right. We'll see. I'm good. Okay. Wait, who's going to keep the timer? CJ, you got the timer? I got it. All right, let's do it.
All right.
His father died.
He controls everything that his eyes sees, and he's coming to stardom.
You said more time.
Say more.
Oh, oh, oh.
Goddamn.
Say more.
Why did you stop?
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I think I'm panicking more than you.
Oh, my God.
Okay, go for it.
Wait, so his dad died.
Yeah.
Father Merc, he controls everything his eyes see, and he's trying to come to stardom.
What movie is that?
You got it.
Darth Vader?
No.
Star Wars.
That's not, Darth Vader's not the title of a movie.
That is not it at all.
There's never been a film named Darth Vader.
Wait, so whose dad died?
Think of it.
Come on.
Oh wow, this is hard.
Okay.
What movie is this?
Okay.
Next time say the genre.
Yeah. No, because then that's cheating. No, this is hard. Okay. What movie is this? Okay. Next time say the genre. Yeah.
No, because then that's cheating.
No, it's not.
You're not going to say, they didn't say the genre on Jimmy Fallon.
He got it.
Are you Jimmy?
I'm not Jimmy.
Are you Jimmy?
No.
All right, it was The Lion King.
Animals.
Say animals.
Oh, that probably would have been.
Yeah, what the?
You were horrible.
Okay, my turn.
Oh, we're switching off.
Okay, go.
Animals probably would have helped out a lot.
I'm not going to lie to you.
What movies are these?
IMDB's top 250 movies of all time.
These are horrible.
Those are fantastic films, you creep.
I genuinely don't know what these are.
And you said you were good at movies.
Are you nuts?
They're not movies from 1982, Cam.
Yeah, enjoy a classic.
Keep going.
My poppy's nuts.
There's movies all over the place. Okay, Joya Classic. Keep going. My poppy's nuts. There's movies all over the place.
Okay, here we go.
All right.
Ready?
Yeah.
Really old people created a bomb.
I heard a lot of people.
He regretted it.
And it's Peaky Blinders.
Up in high risk.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Peaky Blinders is good.
No.
Peaky Blinders is good.
That's my phone.
It's a new phone.
Don't drop it.
Don't drop it. Get off of this list, bro. Get movies? No. Peaky Blinders is good. That's my phone. It's a new phone. Don't drop it. Don't drop it.
Get off of this list, bro.
Get movies I know.
This is a good movie.
This is a good list.
Here we go.
Do you see how I just gave guesses?
Okay.
I got it.
You did it better than me.
Let me redeem myself.
Here we go.
Okay.
Here we go.
Okay.
Here we go.
Lock in, bro.
I got you.
Give me good details.
If you don't get this, if you don't get this, then you are a coward.
You are not a man of your word.
We're on the same team here.
We're on the same team.
Here we go.
Lock it.
Help me.
Here we go.
What?
I don't know.
Here we go.
You ready?
Yep.
Okay.
Two girls go in the street.
They get abducted by a weird guy that doesn't talk much.
He has his arm in a cast, and his dad goes crazy.
Prisoners.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! Yes! No one's arm was in a cast yeah
there's the grandma i wasn't the guy the grandma you are horrible you still got it hey that's a
point for the squad let's go you still got it and you went past time i don't even feel like
it's a sanctioned victory no it's hey w to w okay okay i'm locking in okay ready like the powers go
we watch this one we were kids.
There's a bunch of fish. One forgot a lot of things and we're looking
for somebody. Finding Nemo. Let's go!
Okay, that's good. That's how you do it.
That's how you do it. But that's
simple. That's simple. Let's give you a
That's good. No, that was good. It was very good.
Let's do this. Okay, ready? Are you ready?
Yes. I don't know if you've ever seen this, but it's a classic movie
and you haven't seen it. You deserve to be struck. Glass.
Okay, ready? Starface. No, no. That's a wild first this, but it's a classic movie and you haven't seen it. Oh, God. You deserve to be struck. Bless. Okay, ready? Starface.
No, no.
That's a wild first guess, but it is a classic.
I've seen it. Here we go.
It's a guy in a cool black jacket that dodges bullets.
There's a red and green pill and there's a...
The Matrix!
Yes!
Yes!
There's no green pill!
No, I said...
I'm stressing!
I am panicking!
I'm not good under time!
I meant to say there's red or blue pill and there's green letters.
It looks like binary code. I really don't like
that movie. Okay. What? I don't like it.
Okay. Here we go. Okay. Here we go.
Is it fair to say you're clearly the better clue
giver? I'm clearly the better guesser.
I don't know. I think it's clear. I just give
good clues. Clear as night.
I give good clues. You don't. Clear as night. Here we go.
I got my movie. Let's go. Okay. Lock
in, bro. Calm down and lock in. I'm locked on the guessing.
The clues just give me spooks. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Ready? It's a really rich
guy. He in New York. He did a lot of bad things with his company. He stole from a lot of people.
Penny stocks. Oh, Wolf on Wall Street. Yes. Yep. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. What's her name?
I love her. Who? What is her name? Leonardo DiCaprio? No, not Leo.
Margot Robbie.
Margot Robbie.
Pregnant as hell.
She's super pregnant.
She's bringing a kid into the world.
God bless her.
Here we go.
Okay, I got one for you.
This is literally-
That was D-Day for me.
This is one of the best movies ever.
Here we go.
You ready?
Yep.
When he leaves, his daughter's young, but then she grows really old because he's going
back and forth in time.
There's big water waves that look like mountains and they're on different planets.
Interstellar.
Yes!
I've never seen it!
What?
I've never seen Interstellar.
Then that's an amazing clue giving.
It scares me.
What?
Yeah.
Why?
I don't know.
It's going back and forth in time.
Matthew McConaughey's a little scary to me.
I like it when he wears a hat and cheers on Longhorns.
I know, he's an Austin legend.
He whistles.
Okay.
I whistle when I talk now.
One more each.
One more each.
Here we go.
Last one for you. Are you ready? Last one. I'm ready, big dog. It's going to be hard for me to give clues on thisistles? Okay. I whistle when I talk now. One more each. Here we go. Last one for you. Are you ready?
Last one. I'm ready, big dog. It's going to be hard
for me to give clues on this one. Okay.
Ready? Here we go.
It's a movie about a guy that's a scammer.
He pretends to be a pilot. He had fake checks.
He got caught and he ran away. And then...
Box of chocolates.
I've got...
Forrest Gump! No. What?
Box of chocolates.
You said box of chocolates in his accent.
I'm not supposed to say...
No, but he's in the movie.
That's why I was trying to...
Oh, I was about to say,
he definitely wasn't flying planes
to be a scammer.
Tom Hanks is a scammer
that sold fake checks
and he bought chocolate planes?
What?
What did he say?
What'd you say?
He was a fake scammer
that sold checks,
got arrested on a plane
and box of the chocolates.
What the f*** movie is that?
If you know the movie, it's a really good guess.
I mean...
Samuel L. Jackson, Snakes on a Plane.
No.
Some of the planes.
Those are really good clues if you know movies.
I don't know.
Guys, I don't know that one.
Chocolate Scammers with Planes.
I'm going to give you one more guess.
It's going to be easy.
Go.
Leonardo DiCaprio.
When did he fly?
When was he in the sky?
I've never seen Leo on a plane.
Are you kidding me?
Titanic?
No, it's a boat.
I know.
Hell, I was thinking just big something.
What movie is this?
Come on.
Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks
are selling chocolates and fake checks on planes.
Forget the chocolate.
Why just say it then?
Tell you about Tom Hanks.
So Tom Hanks,
I don't even know a movie
that has Tom Hanks
and Leonardo DiCaprio.
Are you kidding me?
Ocean's Eleven.
No.
That's about war.
And that's Tom Cruise.
Oh my God.
I don't know.
That was a shit clue.
No really good clues.
I don't know the movie then.
The movie's after a phrase.
It's good,
the bad,
and the ugly.
No.
That's the show
my grandma watches.
It's old.
The Young and the Restless.
Why am I naming old soap ops?
Are you sure you want me to tell you what it is?
Yes.
I don't know this film.
Remember?
Remember the Titans.
It's based on a true story.
The fake checks.
Leonardo DiCaprio.
When he gets caught, he pretends to be a detective, and he gets away.
True crime.
I don't know what the hell movie this is.
Catch me if you can.
Never seen it.
Are you kidding me?
Never seen it.
You don't know cinema.
The arts.
I swear to God, never seen it. You said you haven't seen interstellar scares me but why does it scare you matthew mccartney you're going one more he talks too he talks too greasy for me like
it's a little i don't it makes me question sexuality he talks air he talks very what
what i'm like why do I enjoy his speech so much?
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
All right, my last one.
Cam, you ruined our perfect streak.
I'm going to give you...
Would you still love me if I looked like this?
Oh, my God.
You look like the medieval times, like nuns, when they had the hoods over their heads,
and that was all it was showing.
I've got a candle
and I've got a spoon.
I hate my parents.
My teacher didn't believe in me.
Look at me now, Miss Winkler.
Miss Winkler always believed in me.
She was a good woman.
Okay, here we go.
All right, last but not least,
let's end it on a banger.
This is also a fantastic film. You better get it. Okay, give me good clues. Okay, I'm going. All right, last but not least, let's end it on a banger. This is also a fantastic film.
You better get it.
Okay, give me good clues.
Okay, I'm going to give you great clues.
Why are you positioned this way?
It's a strange...
Why is my sock so curled?
All right, here we go.
Your couch is destroyed.
Yeah, because of you and no one else.
Here we go.
You ready?
Mm-hmm.
Timer?
Let's do it.
Come on.
He was retired from his profession.
He was a professor.
He went back to working.
He's trying to find something of a crystal and a rude Russian woman stopped him in the forest.
Concussion?
No, no, no.
What?
What?
What?
I said he's a professor that was retired and went back to his profession.
There's a mean Russian woman trying to stop him in a forest and he's trying to find a crystal.
Indiana Jones!
Indiana Jones what?
I've never seen any of them.
No!
I don't like those movies.
Harrison Ford?
I liked him as Han.
Indiana Jones what?
It doesn't count.
You have to say the one.
The Fever of India.
Is that not one of the titles?
The Fever of India?
Is the Indian fever a real thing?
Because we kind of cut it out if it is.
I've never heard of the Fever of Mumba.
Never.
Ever.
Indiana Jones and the Fever of India.
Isn't there something about a snake?
The Python's Palace.
No.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
That's what it is.
That's a long title.
How'd that fit in the box office?
That's a hell of a movie.
They did numbers, too.
Imagine going to the movie theater asking,
can I get one for the Indiana Jones for the Crystal Theater,
the skull underneath India?
What are we talking about?
Two large popcorns and a large Diet Coke, please, sir.
Damn it.
Damn it.
See, we have different tastes.
You're talking about scammers in the sky,
and I'm talking about Indiana Harrison Ford with a hairy chest.
He gets betrayed by his best friend, but it turns out he's a double agent.
There's a lot of fire ants.
I've never seen that.
Can we do one more?
Because I've never seen that movie.
One more. Okay.
Didn't those take... That's why I was thinking about India, because his name's Indiana. Here we go.
Here we go. Ready? That's a good joke.
You didn't... I didn't hear it. I didn't hear it.
His name is Indiana, and they call him Indy in the show.
But there's never a fever. Okay, but I didn't
want anybody thinking I was being partial.
It wasn't negative that I was saying about India.
I love India. Never whatsoever.
Here we go.
You better have seen this
because this is a fantastic one.
Okay, ready?
Bulu Madia's Halloween.
No.
Tyler Perry's...
This next movie on Netflix.
Oh, Black...
No.
What is it called?
Tualipa.
I'm trying to do more than do a feature.
I'm just kidding.
Okay. Tualipa's awesome. Last one. Your second chance. Great movie. Came out in 1997. I'm trying to do more than do a feature. I'm just kidding. Okay.
Tualipa is awesome.
Last one.
Your second chance.
Great movie.
Came out in 1997.
I'm going to prep you.
Here we go.
I don't know movies in 1997.
I don't like the way they're shown.
Watch films, dog.
You're in love with CGI and fake shit.
I think CGI was better in like 2010 than it is now.
A hundred percent.
A hundred percent.
They try to make everything too good and it's not.
Here we go.
Ready?
Set.
A very poor guy that's a janitor at a school, and he's really good at math, and he does
stuff on a whiteboard.
17 again.
Time.
17 again?
With Zac Efron.
Yeah, because the janitor had spells, and he made Arrested Peace.
He made him.
Was the janitor good at math and writing on whiteboards in the hallways?
21 Jump Street?
What the? 21 Jump Street?
What the f***?
21 Jump Street.
Good at math, poor guy, janitor, writing math in the hallways.
Oh, Pursuit of Happiness.
What are you doing?
No.
He was poor.
He wasn't doing math.
He was selling a medical device.
That movie makes me sad.
It does.
When they sleep in that thing and he has that little shit toy.
And he's putting his foot on the door at the subway.
I hate that. It's so sad.
I can't watch that. Yeah, that part made me cry god damn okay so slow down this okay save the
tools again not the tools the clues janitor hallway not a lot of money really good at math
at a prestigious institution does it does it solves a problem that is like a it's like a uh
it's like a a champion problem like a riddle that's just in the hallway.
If anyone can solve this, you get something.
And this guy's literally mopping floors, and he walks up to it, knocks it out, done.
I've never seen this.
Leonardo DiCaprio, Robin Williams.
Oh, they have a movie together?
And it's fantastic.
Who ate Gilbert's grape?
Who ate Gilbert's grape?
Mama.
Mama.
Sad movie, watched Watching in school cried
That sounds like a sex ed video
Who ate Gilbert's grape?
Sounds like some shit
They show you at a health class
I promise you it's not
It's so sad
Who ate Gilbert's grape?
He said mama
He found his mom dead
Leo's name was Gilbert?
I feel like that's a
They filmed it in Pflugerville I think
I've never met a white guy named Gilbert.
Who would be my name Gilbert?
Okay, come on.
Robin Williams, Leonardo DiCaprio.
Solves a problem.
Amazing.
Robin Williams is a teacher, a professor at this university, this institute.
Ms. Hufflepuff.
Ms. Doubtfire.
Mrs. Doubtfire?
Robin Williams is shaking ass, being a nanny so he can see his kids.
Aladdin?
I'm trying to think
of Robin Williams movies.
Did I say anything about
a carpet, a tiger?
Green Mile.
Who?
The...
Oh, yes.
No.
It's not Green Mile.
I don't know this movie.
What is it called?
Good Will Hunting.
Never seen it.
See, you can't say shit
about my knowledge of movies. That was a fantastic film. Well well i guess i didn't get any of these well that was
fun some of that was good though and you we both need to go tune up clean up we're about to get
rdc world on the podcast now these are our our literal family members like our friends like we
love them this is not like our typical like like guests on the podcast no shot where it's just like
you know we're kind of getting to know
each other as we're filming like we we've known these guys for years i literally grew up with
mark and them so it's literally just friends hanging out on camera and literally okay it
might be a little confusing for audio listeners but we literally do like hockey subs yeah in the
middle of this episode i had the most fun filming this cam.
So fun.
So fun.
It's always a great time hanging out with them every time, whether it's on camera, off
camera.
It's amazing.
I don't know how much is staying in, but at the beginning we tried to keep it functional
and like talk about what they're doing.
And so if you're into that, if you're wanting to learn like the updates of like potential
movies they're making, a bunch of cool stuff, that is going to be, you're going to get some
substance at the beginning and then it all just turns into chaos and fun.
So enjoy this.
Hilarious stories.
Hilarious comparisons.
It's fantastic.
Secret code, Kim.
Secret code.
Confuse the casuals.
Get your good karma with this week's secret code.
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The You Should Know Podcast.
We got Leland and Alf on the pod.
Oh, yeah.
There you go.
Oh, yeah.
There you go.
Y'all can fly back there too.
Damn, support your friends.
Yeah, look at them on their phones and shit.
Come out here.
Actually, we got the whole RDC here today.
Disclaimer.
You know what I mean?
How are y'all doing?
I haven't seen y'all in a long time.
I only see y'all at DreamCon now.
It's like we're not friends anymore.
Hey, man.
We're both busy.
I mean, hey, look at us now.
I know, right?
Look at you.
Who the fuck?
Yeah, y'all are LA guys now.
Whoa.
You're losing the Texas.
I'm not going to lie.
Just a little bit.
Just a little bit.
Like, if you had a card, right?
It's slowly turning LA.
Like, the bottom of your driver's license is, like, becoming a California license.
Like, as the weeks and months go on.
I would argue that.
I'm like, okay, we really do be here.
Although, like, 75 is a bug.
But that don't mean that we LA boys for real, bro. I would argue that. I'm like, okay, we really do be here on like a 75-something bug.
But that don't mean that we LA boys for real, bro. No, okay, I'm not gonna lie.
This is a true story.
They came in here with kale smoothies.
They were talking about they did hot yoga
before they came here.
I was like, who are these guys?
These aren't my friends.
You know what, sometimes when I go back home,
I'll just drive past the RDC house.
I'll be like, damn, good times.
We're all just in Texas together.
Wow, it was great.
But everything's been good?
How are y'all doing? Yeah, I'm great, bro.
Can't complain.
Yeah, you, Leland, you're just a viral machine, huh?
Let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it.
Hey.
Which one do you want to talk about first?
Yeah, which one?
Talk your shit.
Which one do you want to talk about first?
Which one do you want to talk about first?
That's what I like.
All right, well, let's go ahead and get into the dance one.
Okay, so that one came from a video
that we made during the Kendrick and Drave beef.
I think it was like during April.
And the video did good and it was everywhere.
And then after that, like maybe like a month and a half ago,
TikTok caught it and they just took that shit
and ran with it.
You know what I'm saying?
And recently somebody in the NFL,
like he did a celebration dance. I've seen that shit and ran with it. You know what I'm saying? And recently, somebody in the NFL,
he did a celebration dance with me. I've seen that shit.
I was like, wow.
You really never know how something's going to play out.
It's crazy.
Do you feel weird whenever you see it?
Obviously, when an NFL player does a celebration,
that's crazy.
That's a different level of virality.
It's a part of pop culture now.
Is that weird to you?
I would say the weirdest part is just like
whatever whatever comes up at random because like whenever we whenever we film videos we never know
what the what the culture is going to grab right exactly so it's like surreal seeing how big that
like a clip from a main video just went so it's like it's kind of crazy it's nuts it's not and
twitch stream clips they're going boy Boy. Guess I'll just
buy the games again.
And that's the same thing,
bro.
That one happened
during our spooky season.
During October,
we always play
hella scary games.
But that one,
we were playing
Left 4 Dead 2.
And for some reason,
Desmond couldn't
get his shit to work.
And...
So we were literally
sitting there
for like 45 minutes.
And we were calling...
It's a running joke
that we called
Dead's Old. And that one also him. It's a running joke that we called Dez old.
And that one also went crazy like a few months back too.
Dez does give old man vibes.
He is an old man.
Old and soul.
Old and soul.
Old and soul.
Not by age.
Soulful.
Then, Af, okay, me and Cam were just talking about you, bro.
Really?
What do you mean?
Dead ass.
I think you are the, like, have the most aura in rdc
whoa i swear to god um did you see him walk into the studio today yeah
everyone else was like the crew's just hanging out and half was like looking for the cameras
he's hitting poses like i was just like walking through doors i was like i was looking for the
camera for a different reason man i see the setup man i gotta start analyzing like i see the
the vespas or the dzo film lenses on the black magics i'm like okay but see that gets me into
the mode of like okay wait hang on i gotta nerd out i see the lighting it's a different maybe
that aura is like the nerd in me coming out and then seeing the passion yeah well as far as like swagger i could do without
it i don't know but you're just a swaggy guy i saw you at dream con we were at one of the after
parties i swear to god i look over in a corner af has ski goggles on i'm like i said it's 96 degrees
like how can you like if i did that i'm going to jail somebody's calling the police on
me they're like there's a guy on drugs in here you know what i mean you they're like that guy
they're like he absolutely belongs here you know what i mean i thought i said a board man
i just want to break down the accessories so i'm not pocket watching but i am but the
accessories on you are fantastic hang on i can say the same about you man god bless you talk to me so you do you do you know you're like the the behind the scenes of rdc like you
you make these these ideas and these creations come to life and you do a great job at it right
appreciate that what is the hardest video you've had in post-production in post honestly i would say it's a short film that we're working on now uh so it's very challenging to like
go for a transition from like a skit to a film because you know timing pacing sound design vfx does it's like one thing is like okay editing a minute skit
is like okay boom boom boom not even boom boom but like okay you it's very linear you feel yeah
when it comes to short film it's like there's so many different ways to take it if we're shooting
with multiple cameras it's like how do you get that that feeling or that emotion how do you bring it out the most and
i'd say yeah that's the that's probably the hardest thing for me okay but you know i'm saying
do you ever and just so i used to like before we started delegating i used to like edit the
just editing a podcast i was like you know what i mean do you ever get like a little bit of a
burnout from how much you're
editing or is it just the passion takes over that i definitely get a burnout like a lot of
okay but i think the best way to what's up
right here or if you want a warm one.
I actually do like room temp.
That's what I'm saying.
That's the better move.
Real water drinkers?
Room temp, I drink room temp when it's cold.
I like that bottle, that can though.
I like that can.
It's pretty scary.
I heard y'all talk about short film,
so I had to come with that.
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
Go ahead and talk about that stuff.
So continue, what were you saying about the burnout? Oh, the uh burnout burnout so yeah it's definitely like something that happens you
feel me it's um i think for our specific category we have like a lot of different things going
around so my best way to go about it is like okay if i know i've got to do xyz i'll spend
an hour on one thing and then switch it up before i get like before i feel it coming to
burnout and i think for me it works the best because it's like okay i my mind keeps moving
on how to you know do different things instead of just like trying to force myself to go hella
long shifts you feel me right right how long what what in this newest short film that y'all filming
i know nothing about it i don't know how much y'all are allowed to say. Can I get an overall, what's it about?
What are we doing with this?
Because I have a follow up question to that.
Rob Markman Yeah, no.
I heard the question about what's the hardest film.
I feel like, yeah, for both of us too, imagine that.
Because it's just like, bro, there's so many elements to it and we've never shot it before.
You could tell even from the beginning when we shot it to the end where we shot it,
like we were way better at shooting it and way better at like direction of where we wanted
to go.
Cause short films is different than like skits or even like, you know, Anime House is like
an hour long.
It's still different than an original short film where you got to explain everything to
everybody that's watching it for the first time.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
All original characters.
Because Anime House, they know
Luffy. They know Zorro. We don't need
people. We don't need you to be like,
oh, well, who are these people?
You know what I'm saying? The background's
already there. Yeah, the background's there, so I can make you
act like whatever. But in an original film,
you have to learn who these characters are. You gotta
give them backstories and character development.
And that's kind of hard to do in a short film because it's a lot of times where you end up trying to make a full-length film just in a shorter version.
And that's just not what you want to do.
And I think that's what we've really been struggling on the most is like, damn.
How much hand-holding do you have to do?
Exactly.
Because it's like, damn, I don't know. I don't feel like they're going to get and do you have to do a little bit more
but then it becomes it comes to a point where it's not a short film like it's
so that that's the most challenging thing for I would say like all of us and doing this part is like being like damn let's go back let's so, that's the most challenging thing for, I would say, like, all of us in
doing this part is like, being like, damn, let's go back.
Let's add this.
Let's take this out.
Let's do this.
Let's change this.
And it keeps, like, making more and more time.
And everybody keeps being like, why don't you just drop a full movie?
Like, that shit not easy.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
This short film is our most expensive project ever.
By far.
By far.
By far.
Yeah.
By far.
We've been using sets.
That's the reason why.
Anime House, we be out in the fields.
All we got to deal with is the sun.
Giving us the heat of 110.
That's a lot to deal with too.
Even in Imagine That,
we filmed in 106,
three times. Nope.
Better men than me.
I was going to ask that too too so say maybe not even in
post but like wow so you have your script you have the premise of what you want to do but say you hit
like you know 20-25 minutes in and you have a new idea like damn we should have done this in the
beginning do you like i guess that happened do you like coach on the fly you're like bro we low
key have to add that in.
Or do you just keep rolling with it?
Knowing you already did the beginning of the film or something like that?
Cause like,
will you go back and add to it?
I'll go back and add it.
Okay.
I literally did that.
Like when I was,
uh,
when we was like getting towards the end,
I was like,
well,
the beginning kind of like,
it starts too quick.
I don't think they'll get it.
Let me give the background story of how.
So like,
then I went back and told how that, how it got that point and that shit costs like well we can bleep it out
we'll just say the beginning was a completely different iteration than what it is now yeah
it's completely yeah that's a way better way to put it for sure and it's it's just it's that's
that was stressful that was stressful that's just it if you make those mistakes
like I see why like
films like
what they hate to do the most
is reshoot
they never want to do reshoots
and I see why
because
you're paying for another film
that's just it
you're paying for another film
so like
you need to have
everything
we're not good at
preparation sometimes
that's our problem
obviously we were here late
obviously like so like preparation is our biggest enemy uh because like because of that too what you
said like how do you get there and be like damn i maybe we should do this instead of this because
you know so does it ever does it ever come with like so obviously it sucks the expenses the even just
like the man hours like the time to have to do it again you're like now we got to go record on
another day yeah but do you ever after like really going with it and changing it for the better
is it like a weight off your shoulders like bro i'm really glad we did do this yeah i'm glad we
made the changes we made in a matter and imagine that and i honestly like we got just like, we're done with it.
We've been looking at it, just watching it.
You got to sit with it for a little bit and be like, all right, bro.
Let me see how I feel about this next week.
That's what people don't understand.
Because look at the movie industry.
The movie industry in itself is struggling for new ideas.
That's why they always struggle.
Because nobody wants to take a risk and make a whole new idea.
Everybody wants to make a shit. and make a whole new idea everybody wants
to make a shit make a number two a remake but you know why because people are going to go watch that
remake at the least they're going to make their money back most likely or at least a lot of money
back yeah when you try a whole new original idea and somebody say hey i ain't feeling it you're
just broke like No cap.
You're fired.
Whole room.
Y'all get out of here.
You're fired.
And I'm like, damn.
You're like, bro, I thought it was a great film.
Exactly.
They're like, we'll give a fuck. When I was going through pitch runs, like pitching my idea, it was so many of the studios
that was like, oh, we love that idea, but not going to lie, we ain't trying.
It's too expensive.
And I'm like, all right, bro.
All right, bro.
And we just keep on going through. All right, all right, all right, all right. And I'm like, all right, bro. Like, all right, bro. And we just keep on going through.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
And I was just going through it so much.
I was like, man, I'm not feeling good with this.
And then, like, but if I write a comedy idea, like, you know, a skit show, they'll give it to me in, like, 10 minutes.
Really?
Yeah, like, they really will.
Like, they'll be like, you got some, like, what about a sketch show?
I'm like, no. I don't want a sketch show? I'm like, no.
I don't want no sketch show.
I want to make something.
I want to make something.
I like action films.
I like a lot of you.
So I want to make an action film.
And people don't understand.
What we need a sketch show for when we can make sketches on the internet.
That's the show now.
If you make a sketch show, we got to go get a Hollywood production.
You take a whole year.
And whatever we're about to make that's supposed to be relatable it's gone within a year because it got
to take all that time to come out sketch shows cannot exist in today's world in my opinion like
they're not like it's just because you got that's why saturday night live doesn't like connect with
right because the youth like speed you know i'm saying they like speed and they like to just be
like let me let me stop giving you all the secrets bro they like speed you know i'm saying they like speed and they like to just be like let me let me stop giving y'all the secrets bro they like speed you know what i'm saying they like like relevancy and all that type of stuff
that's why i like tiktokers you know they drop something and like people be like oh that shit
funny as hell and it's funny as hell and it's right then too yeah they're not having to wait
months to just experience that thing that happened months ago so yeah and then on hollywood you need
a structure too so you like all right what's the structure of the sketch show? Bro, nobody give a damn about no structure, no sketch show.
Bro, just drop the sketch.
Just hit record.
You know what I'm saying?
Because you know, Chappelle will come out in the middle of his sketch shows or Jordan and Pill.
They come out and they say whatever they're going to say on stage.
But nobody really cares about that part.
Everybody only cares about the sketch part.
And then you got to give three big ass Hollywood sketches.
And like, you have to do that every episode.
And what if you're just not feeling one of them sketches that episode?
On A&A,
we can put out what we feel.
Even if it doesn't perform as well as we
want it to do, we want it to do it.
We put that out. Hollywood would be like,
nah, we're going to do this. Those people over here
think this is good too.
It sounds like there's
a lot of hands involved. It sounds like there's a
lot politically involved
in making like
politics
another thing with the internet
it's like or comparing the internet
to Hollywood the gap
between the quality of like
how we can produce something
it's just getting so closer to the like we could just
put something on our internet with
guessably enough quality as
something from hollywood and now it's like we don't have to go through the hoops of renting
equipment getting this that and third this person here this person there and like no we just shoot
the shit right literally yeah there's a beauty in that though that is there is there 100 is not
saying that like we could just make hollywood level stuff you know i'm saying like we can get
close enough to where they're like,
I mean, shit, we f***ing with it.
You know what I'm saying?
That's the thing.
That's why Hollywood's like, oh, yeah,
let's get some of them people who got fan bases.
You know what I'm saying?
Because they're realizing them taking...
Bro, I know I'm not the only person that on TV shows
taking two, three years every single time.
Like, bro, I understand, but it can go a little bit faster.
It can.
It has to be able to do that.
Bro, there's no way it can't.
I know I ain't the one to talk.
I know people about to say, oh, what was I talking about?
I'm not the one to talk about it.
But, like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, it does take a long time to do these things.
But, like, it's tough.
Like, two, three years, I can't say it doesn't take that long.
I would say that, like, nobody wants to wait that long. Like, two, three years i can't say it doesn't take that long i
would say that like nobody wants to wait that long like two three years i'm holding another shift of
my life like i'm like bro all right i'll watch it but like damn like you take two three years again
i don't know if i can do it these kids grew up yeah i'm just about to say that they graduated
college like this new season some of them married they're like 25 and they're supposed to be 17
yeah so you're in Algebra 2?
You got a beard, dog?
You know what I mean?
Like, Caleb and I'm still high school.
It's like, bro, like, the is over, bro.
We know you're older, too, because social media shows, like, we see you.
Yeah.
And then you go back over there and play a 10th grader.
Stop it.
No, literally.
Last season, I watched it.
I was engaged.
Now the next season comes out, I'm going'll be married for two years with a kid.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't even know how that happened.
Stranger Things is doing a good job of keeping it like, oh, okay.
Okay, like it's so interesting.
I'm still going to watch it and accept that.
But like I'm saying just every TV show, like y'all, it's two, three years.
So it's like so much has happened in real life at that time.
I'm like, damn.
I would just be always like, damn, do people even still care about this like there's actually so you i've heard like musicians my closest musicians like you know
whenever you know this almost comes like it was like the part that got me is like it did bother
me when he was speaking the second time he said damn he said been there the whole time the thing like
a lot of musicians say is like they have a hard time listening to music because they're they're
thinking about the like the technical part of it every time they hear something they're like
i would have done that different or that and i've heard different movie directors say that do y'all
have that problem like going to a movie theater now or like watching a tv show and watching it
and not fully just enjoying it because you're like, oh, well, this shot is cool.
But what if they did that?
Do y'all have that?
A hundred percent.
Yeah.
I was going to say, I can like turn it on and off in my head.
Like if I'm going to watch a movie to enjoy it, I'm going to enjoy it.
But like me and Af, like we sit next to each other because like, I mean, he focuses on
the camera and shit more.
I'm focused on directing more.
If we both see something like we always will mention it to each other.
Or if they even did something really nice, we'll be like,
mmm, we gotta
hit that. You know what I'm saying?
Or we'll be like,
that slow motion
was that smooth. Usually,
I feel like that's one of the last things we're talking about
with some movie. It was like, bro, that slow...
Oh, it was Supercell, the slow motion
scene. Oh, yeah. With the bullet shot. It was like, nah, that's something. Oh, it was a super sale, the slow motion scene. Oh yeah.
With the bullet shot.
It was like,
it was like,
no,
no, no,
that's what we got to hit with that,
with our slow motion scene.
Cause we got like some of those types of scenes in our short films and shit.
And that's the type of shit we've been talking about.
Like we'll sit and analyze movies at times too for like different things.
But most of the time,
if I go to a movie theater and watch something,
I'm really just watching a movie. That's true i saw avatar with y'all yeah and i think that was
the best theater experience i've had the commentary from these guys oh my god it was fantastic
payton's dumbass and you're just like chomping on popcorn ass like i would have
it's like i would have done that a little different mark's taking notes as hard
hey it's great film great film how how close are we close are we to seeing RDC in a movie theater, though?
Like, realistically.
I am in a movie, but, like, it's so mysterious, I can't say nothing about it.
Okay.
Everybody just got to see it when it come out.
Like, I literally can't say nothing about it.
So, all we have, you're going to be in a movie.
Yeah.
Soon.
Soon.
That's it.
And it's secretive.
And it's secretive.
Fantastic.
Well, congratulations. That's fantastic. That's it. And it's secretive. And it's secretive. Fantastic. Well, congratulations.
That's fantastic.
That's fantastic.
Man, yeah, that's it.
Now I'm scared.
Let's get into some funny shit.
You want to crack some jokes?
Yeah, come on, man.
Okay, here we go.
First one.
I think it's real simple.
Oh, y'all got jokes written.
Oh, not jokes written, but more of we're going to lob something up.
We're going to do a comedy?
Yeah.
I'm like, so a cricket walked in a bar.
All right.
So y'all are all brothers, right?
So I'm simply going to call this.
Let's just see how you feel about your roommates.
Y'all stay together a lot, very often, for many years now.
So y'all can both answer
it who would you who would you consider the dirtiest roommate out of the crew um oh my god
the one that just left leaving as my cousin that's dirty man what'd you do you leaving shit out
that brother is that brother man i ain't gonna say no that's That brother is that brother, man. I ain't going to say no doubts about it. That brother, that brother, man.
That brother, that brother.
Okay, Af, would you second that on the dirty?
It's a close second between him and Devin, bro.
Devin's pissed.
Oh, Devin's pissed.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I take that back.
You want to come here?
No, hang on.
I take it back.
I take it back.
I take it back.
I take it back.
I take it back.
Because you can sit down, but I'm going to correct myself
Desmond you are messy
you are messy but
John is the type of shit that not cleaning up at all
so that would be
you are messy
where ass? I live with him
by the way
you know what I'm saying
where?
where?
it was a little redundant I live with him, by the way. You know what I'm saying. Where? Yeah, where? I don't know.
It was a little redundant.
It is.
Okay, if we go in the living room right now, I guarantee there's something of yours in there that shouldn't be there.
A backpack.
It's a backpack.
You didn't have to sit in the bathroom.
I seen it.
This morning I said, oh, my backpack.
He just confirmed it.
Y'all just got the dirtiest living room I've met in all of us, I feel like. Okay. That's true., I said, oh, my bad parents. He just confirmed it. Y'all do not have the dirtiest living room at all of us, I feel like.
Okay.
That's true.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yes, that counts.
Yeah.
Y'all making me look bad, bro.
Every time.
When we got to film in there, we had to go there.
Shifts.
30 minutes.
It's because there's camera equipment and stuff everywhere.
Yes.
There's no camera equipment in there.
There's like boxes. There's props. There's no camera equipment in there. There's like props.
There's no camera equipment because I cleaned it up.
No, no, no.
You're making me look bad.
As the elder of the group,
I thought you would be the most strong.
That was the second thing I wanted to confirm.
Why you say I'm old over here, bro?
Oh, I know you.
There's beauty in aging.
We love you, dog.
You're a real elder to the stand.
The true elder.
Comes with wisdom.
He just stood up.
Come on, man.
What was the question?
What was the question, though?
All right, well, it seemed consensus.
Yeah, it seems like we know who's...
Is it Leland or Dez?
So we're going to go to the next one.
Okay, yeah.
All right, go ahead.
Who would you say is the most loud and obnoxious in the group?
I don't think you have to, like...
Is that a real question?
That's...
This is...
Oh, you hear him right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's like, hey, everybody, I need a mic.
The only person that said, whoa!
Whoa! Started screaming. Okay. That seemed consensus. I don't even need a mic. The only person that said, whoa!
Started screaming.
Okay.
That seemed consensus.
I think that was fair.
The whole, no one even argued it.
All right.
If every single person had to make a meal for everybody,
so Ben had to cook for all eight,
Des had to cook for all eight,
whose meal would absolutely be the worst to eat?
The worst? Oh, eight.
I'm just saying.
What?
I got some bomb-ass ribs.
Let's go, Lee. Come on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hey, Lee.
Hey, Lee.
Hey, Lee.
Hold on.
Hold on.
All three.
All three.
Say the person who you think is the worst meal.
Worst meal.
All right.
One, two, three.
Dead meat.
It's dead.
For sure.
For sure.
You want to tell them why?
Bro, he cooked.
Yo, he cooked.
Listen, man.
This man, he put baked chicken in the oven, put it on 450 for 10 minutes, and ate it.
But Peyton, Peyton, Peyton, okay.
This is back when we lived in Denton.
We were in college.
Yeah, we lived in Denton.
That's all.
Hey, we let you talk.
We let you talk.
We let you talk.
All right, so whenever something would happen in the house
where somebody would do something that would, like,
danger their lives, the other people would go tell somebody else.
So Jay came and said, hey, Leland.
He said, come look at this
he put the chicken in there
for 450
at 450 for like
dead ass 15 minutes
we're not making this up
dead ass
so we tried to tell him
hey Des
I don't know if you should
be doing it
he got mad at us
he got mad at us
he got mad at us
don't talk to me
but I'm gonna make my team
Des was irrational man
at that time
like if you tell me
something that makes sense
he just get mad boo huh I know how to do it I'm like I'm like to make my team. Dan was an irrational man at that time. If you tell him something that makes sense, he just get mad.
I know how to do it.
I'm like, Dan, no.
Look.
I pulled some of the meat back.
That's still with the meat.
I said, Dan, look.
It's not supposed to cook like this.
I know what I'm doing.
Look, look, look.
I'm all right.
I'm all right.
He's Dan the Barbarian.
Dan's the Barbarian.
Bro, I'm telling you, bro. Holy shit. Wait's Dave the Barbarian. I'm a high. I'm a high. Dave the Barbarian. He's, bro, I'm telling you, bro.
Holy shit.
Wait, didn't you use a blender when the power was out?
Yes.
Yes, he did.
If you want to go to most selfish.
Most selfish?
That's you?
All right, let me clear my name real quick, man.
Clear.
Let me look at my name.
All right.
No, no, no.
I can clear my name.
Yeah, you did.
You did.
You can't clear your name.
You can't either. Your meals are ass. The most best. You see. Yeah, you did. You did. You can't clear your name.
Your meals are ass.
You just eat raw meat.
What story?
What about Leland?
You remember the ice storm in Austin?
Yeah.
We went from the same place. There was an ice storm in Austin.
Like, it was sad.
It was fucked up.
But we were out of power.
We couldn't even drive home to Waco.
That's where we were trying to go, to be with our parents and families, because we were struggling of power. We couldn't even drive home to Waco. That's where we were trying to go to be with our parents and families
because we were struggling up there, bro.
And the lights and the power was out for like three, four days.
It was like 10 degrees and shit.
And we was in that bitch.
Everything was frozen.
You can't drive.
Nobody in Texas can drive on ice.
You drop ice cube outside, everybody's staying inside.
Nobody can drive in Texas with ice.
So we, like, it's a lot of ice, right?
We in this, we inside. We got a little fire going. That's all like, it's a lot of ice, right? We in this, we inside.
We got a little fire going.
That's all that's keeping us warm, a fire, right?
God damn.
We have no power.
Listen, no food.
We can't go to the store.
We went to stores.
They're all closed.
Everything, like, we tried to drive to stores.
We slid around.
Almost crashed our cars.
We came back home.
We said, y'all, we can't eat.
We gotta eat whatever's in this fridge right now, right?
This is walking dead. And this is in this fridge right now right this is walking dead
as we talking about this shit now i'm we're in there trying to find some food and shit we we
gave up sitting on the couch we're just talking about stuff like hey bro what we gonna do when
we leaving i hear i said i said okay yeah what we gonna do when we leave what is that somebody
left something on wait how somebody leave something on? The power off.
So I'm confused.
I said, well, how?
This got this electric.
That bitch got a battery of his own.
I look around.
I said, one, two, three.
Ain't no leaving.
It's dark.
Ain't no leaving.
Why put my phone light on?
Ain't no leaving.
Now, at the same time.
Hold on. Hold on. Don't let me get this back. Because people don't know this part of the story. putting my phone light on. I ain't leaving. Now, at the same time, hold on.
Hold on.
Don't let me get this back because people don't know this part of the story.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Let's get Dylan in there, boy.
Let me tell you something about Dylan, boy.
This.
Oh.
Hold on.
Yeah, nigga.
This nigga is killing.
Boy, it's like a bike pedal, right?
Yeah.
And you're supposed to pedal it for electricity. For electricity.
Right?
What the hell is this, though?
He spent $200 on it and ordered it.
It was more than that.
$300.
And ordered it.
And listen, hold on.
Can I tell you something?
Can I tell you something?
This wasn't braided up like that.
To be spending $300 on a pedal, dog.
That hurt.
Let me tell you what this nigga did, bro.
He bought that bitch.
Right when it got there, this was before the power went off.
Right when it got there, I said, Dylan, that shit is trash and that is not going to work.
Dylan is stubborn as fuck.
Yeah, it is, bro.
Like, watch this.
Right?
He tried to charge a phone.
That bitch was not even talking.
That bitch was not turning on.
It was, it was, the phone was on.
I swear to God.
He took the battery.
He took the battery.
20 minutes after he got home.
It's not even nothing that, like, keeps it afloat. It's just dead-ass two pedals. He said he was heels, training. 20 minutes, that's his title. It's not even nothing that keeps it afloat.
It's just dead ass two pedals.
He said he's got two pedals.
So he's found a better one.
We ain't dealing with it, bro.
All right, bro.
Like, dead ass, it's two pedals.
Yeah.
There's nothing holding it there.
So like, you can't even move it.
So we have to pick that bitch up with our hands and start going.
Yes, and go like this.
Every single time.
And we couldn't.
Switched off.
Yo, I was so mad at Dylan, bro.
What are you doing, dog?
Competing.
I didn't buy it before.
Look, I didn't buy it before, though.
I bought it after the thing.
Come on, come on.
Oh, shit.
Competing in a locked-in triathlon to charge your phone.
It was after.
It was after this shit.
I was like, oh, what if this shit happened again?
I need to take
precautionary measures.
But my point was that
we should buy
a generator.
Something that
actually makes sense.
That was already in the plan.
The box just came
and I was like,
what is this?
I said,
I know it's not
that shit you was
talking about yesterday.
I know it's not
going to work.
Okay,
I did bring up
casualty.
I was like,
yo,
what if,
what if there was
a bike thing where you can pedal energy? I was reading the energy in the room and everyone was like, yo, what if there was like a
bike thing where you can pedal energy? I was reading
the energy in the room. Everyone was like, yeah, that can work.
I was like, alright.
I was like, let me find it. Yeah, I see why everybody would be good
on board when I barged up, right?
I don't know.
I was never on board.
I don't know.
It was a passive thing. I ain't gonna lie. I was like,
we should get like the thing where we can pedal.
We can get energy type shit if this happens again.
There was no energy.
I said it.
I said, yeah, that would be clutch right now.
I said, I bet I'm going to get that hell in there.
All this shit.
Hold on.
Don't you change up the story.
What?
Don't nobody say that would be clutch right now.
Ain't nobody else said that. Nobody said that shit.
I pissed that shit.
I feel like a kid now.
Your body little, you all right?
I pissed that shit.
Stop, stop.
And in the end, you switched up whenever that hoe came.
But I did get scammed because that hoe did not work.
But it would have been good for her.
We're trying to get energy.
He argued for it for like three hours, Peyton.
Yeah, I was like, I do not want that hood to be scammed.
A team bike generator.
The ball dies.
The wick is raining.
He said he pedaled the wrong way.
He was taking the battery.
It was like seven, six.
He's like, oh my God.
Shit.
Oh, shit.
But Leland used, you left this out.
What was powering the blender was our generator that we had a whole week like
Plug that hole into the generator that we had it was like was it a smoothie
The whole group of the week wasn't it was it that good of a smoothie
The generator does not have infinite energy.
Like, we had lower energy, and this
used some of the energy for the blender
for himself. Not even to make everybody
a smoothie at that point.
To be fair, I didn't have enough shit for it.
I don't give a shit.
I didn't have enough shit.
We don't care.
Mars over a fire.
Listen, the reason why he said that
is because I got mad i said leland what the
he said oh yeah i'm making a smoothie i said i seen it i seen it and i said but what like
why can't nobody else get one he said oh i don't got no more stuff i said bro this is crazy
it's not generated it was like a big power bank it was like a portable power bank.
I'm calling it 90%
and after the smoothie was made,
it went to like 82%.
That's a strong ass smoothie.
No, because it's not
for a house. It's for a car.
My dad gave us that.
It sits in the back of my car.
When the power went out, that's all we had.
This used percentages for the smoothie.
I grew up with this, so I know him. If you don't wake up quick enough, Leland's going to make a food bomb. When we went to power that's all we had this use percentages for smooth
Like we are I never cook breakfast. I never cook breakfast. What is that? Look at the camera.
Plate clean.
I'm looking around.
Hold on. Stop it.
Hey, stop it.
I'm looking around like, what a fool.
He already killed me.
He already killed that bitch.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's crazy.
I ain't never cook my goddamn breakfast.
No, no, no.
No, I'm saying that A.T.
Tammy's gone, and then you make food for yourself.
That ain't happening.
You make chicken patties.
Throw that bitch in there.
I'm not giving you one.
I'm trying to say, A.T. Tammy, this nigga won't give me no food in there, though. And then you make food for yourself. That ain't happen. You make chicken
Singing a family didn't you just meet Rico? Yeah. Why? Are you a little jealous or something?
All right, man.
Let me tell you this story.
All right, so let me tell you this.
Okay, so we were at Big Sean's album release party, right?
Yeah.
And I met him for the first time.
So I told you.
I said, oh, yeah, I met your cousin.
And then he was like, oh.
He said something.
He pressed me over it.
I didn't press you over nothing. Yes, you did.
Yes, you did.
You instigated the beef.
Yep.
When he looked like that, he won.
Okay.
When he looked like that, he won.
You got a light base.
Also close.
Yeah, yeah.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Oh, shit.
He kicked Dylan off.
That's crazy.
No, $5 is off.
I'm ready to go.
But, yes.
He instigated that beef.
And now it's ongoing art.
He jealous. You think so? Bo, this is all I say. I And now it's ongoing art. He jealous.
You think so?
Bro, this is all I said.
I was in the car.
We were driving home.
I said...
This is before the car.
No, no, no.
Oh, you're talking about...
Yeah.
It went inside.
No, no, no.
Because you walked out first.
Yeah.
Yeah, I talked to him.
And then we were waiting on the valet.
We were still in the parking lot.
Yeah, but y'all talked when we first got there, too.
I'm going to talk to him.
This is what made Leland jealous, bro.
And that's the point. He was jealous at the talk to him. This is what made Leland jealous, bro. And that's the point.
He was jealous at the beginning.
Let me tell you what made Leland jealous.
We was getting a party.
The party was hard to get into, the album release party.
So there was a lot of people outside.
The dude was bringing RDC in.
And my cousin said, when we was inside, my cousin said,
Hey, Mark!
I said, I hear something loud, like far away. I said, I hear something like someone loud, like far away.
And he said, it's your cousin.
I was like, oh, shit, Rico.
He said, yo, what's up?
I was like, oh, yeah, get my cousin in.
Get my cousin in.
I didn't know he was coming, right?
This nigga, Lee.
Lee, I look at Lee.
Lee already mad.
He already mad.
Lee looked around because he heard cousin.
So he thought, oh, hold on.
He said, yeah. He said, yeah, it's my cousin. I was like, so he thought, oh, hold on.
He said, yes, big cousin.
I was like, nah, bro. I'm talking about, I said, this is my big cousin, Lee.
And this is on my daddy's side, though.
Lee, you know what I'm saying?
So they're not family.
And Lee, Lee didn't want to talk to him.
That's why Ben, Ben, all y'all talked to him, right?
Right when he came, right?
Why didn't they talk to him?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, but Jeff said they're trying to get us inside. So I was already on the way inside. So you ignored him to try to help him walk inside? me and they talk to him? No, no, no, no, no. No, but Jess said they're trying to get us inside,
so I was already on the way inside.
So you ignored him to try to help him walk inside?
I didn't talk to him.
He swung.
That's crazy.
I was already talking to him.
Did y'all talk to him?
I was separated.
You said what?
I was separated.
You never talked to him?
I said I wanted to talk to him, so I wanted to talk to him.
Okay, you talked to him a bit.
I talked to him.
I talked to him.
I talked to him.
I talked to him.
I talked to him.
No, no, no.
That's on the inside. That's on the inside.
That's on the inside.
At the gate.
At the gate, yeah.
That's what I said.
And they were moving us inside.
You're my cousin.
Bro, I walked up to him.
I walked up to him.
So you were flexed up.
After you said what you said, don't leave your part out.
All I said was, I said you just were my big cousin.
No, no, no, no, no. That's not what you said was up. I said you just
Be coming in the car in the valley either word I
He just went a total bleeding life. I said I'm not even attainment. He said I'm really close to him. I said that I'm not entertaining it.
He keep picking it.
I wasn't even talking to him.
I was talking to Ippy in the car.
I said, I said, I said, you know, I'm really close to my other cousin.
You know, you know, I'm not even going to entertain it.
I said, you just, are you mad?
Because I went over there.
It's respect.
It's respect, bro. I said, hey, what's up?
You Mark cousin. I said, what's up, bro? And I can't remember exactly how the conversation. He said, it's respect, bro. I said, hey, what's up Rico? You Mark's cousin.
I said, what's up, bro?
And I can't remember exactly how the conversation went.
He said, oh yeah, bro, I'm Mark.
I said, oh yeah, me too, but on the other side.
I said, me too, but on the other side.
And then, it was love, though, at the end of the day.
And he went, don't make me call Rico.
Watch out, bro.
Watch out, bro. Watch out, bro.
And then, bro, this is what he said that was crazy.
He said he going to break him on the street.
He going to break him on the street, but he going to out-joke me.
I said, set it up.
Oh, yeah.
I said, set it up.
Why the fuck is Rico going to have a joke on me?
He's just talking crazy.
Listen, because he's just a Rico, he literally said, hey, set it up, bro.
We can have a joke on.
I said, I want to do it on a different stream
because our stream is automatically
going to try to give it to Leland.
Right?
And he said, no, bro, set it up.
Set it up.
Like, bro, a joke on?
What is that?
He's starting to beef for no reason.
You know when this comes out,
it's going to have to be set up.
You know y'all have been doing it.
Rico wants to come on stream.
I will bring Rico to the stream.
Bro. He is a character, too. Bro, I would be have been set up. Rico wants to come on I will bring Rico to the street.
He is a character too.
Bro, I would be so locked into that.
Oh my God.
I'm not going
you did instigate that.
You did instigate
but there might have
been a little something there.
It was.
Rico.
You adjusted a little bit.
Nah, you need to be up.
Come on.
I literally
let you throw you
my baby cuffs.
Come on, bro.
We was at each other's house for like 10 years straight.
Every day.
Yeah, see?
Ain't nothing to worry about.
Yeah.
Ain't nothing to worry about.
Ain't nothing to worry about, man.
Solidify.
He's so jealous of all the other first cousins, man.
Oh, man.
It's crazy, bro.
All right, Mark, I got one for you.
Out of all the RDC members, you got to go to a street fight against Russell Westbrook,
Jack Harlow, and Kevin Hart.
That's a nasty line-up.
You pick a two to bring with you.
I'll bring a two.
They have nothing.
Wait, say the three again.
You've got to fight Jack Harlow, Russell Westbrook, and Kevin Hart.
Kevin Hart.
Okay, so let's go like this.
All right.
Desmond, for sure.
And then I'll probably bring...
I can take Des.
I can take Des.
Dylan, it's possible that I'll bring Ben.
So I'll be bringing Desmond and Ben.
Okay.
No, no, Dylan.
No, Dylan, Dylan.
Dylan, Dylan.
Your body too little.
Ben got reach.
And Desmond... Me and Desmond, bro, we grew up together., Dylan, Dylan. Dylan, Dylan. Your body too little. Ben got reach. And Desmond.
Me and Desmond, bro, we grew up together.
I know the fight.
All right?
So, like, the big eggs.
And Leland.
So, if I fight.
If Leland there and Leland fighting, I'm going to be too concerned if Leland winning or losing
his fight.
So, I need.
Like, that's my cousin.
I literally.
If Leland gets knocked out.
And let's say it's by Hulk Hogan and his promise
and shit.
He slammed Leland on his head.
Right?
It don't matter the circumstances.
I'm running up.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
If he slammed me on my head, when we talk to the family, it don't, hey, I fought.
I fought just like that.
I slammed him in my head, too.
But why is he fighting?
Right?
So you go home.
Exactly.
So even if I sleep my person and Leland fighting, and if Leland gets slapped, I got to like this. I slept in my head, too. But why would I fight? Right? You start, you go home. That's so, that's so. Exactly. So, even if I sleep my person and leave him fighting and he, if, leave him and he slept,
I gotta sleep another.
Okay, okay.
Desmond, I'm gonna be, I'm, I'm gonna be like, Des, you got it.
And I'm gonna focus my energy.
So, you're gonna focus on your energy.
Yeah, man, you got it.
Focus my, you know what I'm saying?
Okay, so, so back to Dylan.
Why not Dylan?
Against Jack Harlow?
Why not maybe Dylan?
You know what?
Or against Kevin?
I think Dylan, I think Dylan get 51-49, Jack Hall.
There we go.
Good point, Blizz.
I'll take that.
I'm not going to lie.
It'd be back there shadow boxing.
Is he okay?
No, but it'd be not RDC, sir.
I thought you were saying RDC.
But if we bring anybody associated with RDC,
I'll bring it.
It'd be a dance.
Associates?
Chris.
Oh, Chris.
It'd be Chris.
It'd be Chris.
I want to look to the right and left. I want to start swinging. I'm going to us because y'all have known us for a while now and we have different scenarios and I want to see who y'all pick.
I think Cam fight harder.
Come on.
You're like a soft soul to me.
There we go.
I got a lot of rage inside.
But ain't nothing wrong with that, though.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
I fight dirty, too.
I bite.
I don't bite a nipple off of you.
I don't like that.
That's bullshit.
I don't like that.
That's very strange.
No, I got Cammy.
He's going to fight for his family.
Cammy got something to lose.
He got more to lose.
He got more to lose.
I fight for honor.
I go, you don't want it with me, buddy.
And I'm like, you don't want it with me, but I can give a rat's ass for you.
Where you're born at.
This is your last day.
I'm being online.
I'm not going to sleep.
I'm the last straw.
I don't care about it, though, man.
So fight me, not Peyton.
That's to be expected. I wouldn't pick about it though, man. So fight me, not Peyton. That's to be expected.
I would pick me too.
If you had to be stuck on a plane right next to either me or Peyton for three hours, who would it be?
They both fight.
You said Peyton.
I was going to say, why'd he go like that?
Who would you pick?
I got to hear the answer first.
What's the scenario?
We're just stuck on a plane.
Just on a plane. Just on a plane.
Three hour flight.
Three hour flight.
We're right.
I'm talking.
We're close.
Like knees are rubbing.
I need all the information.
I need all the information.
I'm gonna f*** you up with that.
I ain't gonna make it.
I'll be screaming.
Get the f***.
I'll probably go to pay.
That's crazy.
I'll go to pay. Okay.'s crazy. I go with Peyton.
Okay, before I shed light on that, why?
What made you pick Peyton?
I just feel like he's going to be more tired because I'll be on that bitch laughing.
Okay, you're going to be on that bitch sniffing,
for sure, Leland.
He stinks like hell when he flies.
No, if I'm on a plane, my breath is hot as shit.
No, it's something with that altitude, dog.
Does that work?
Does that work that way?
I don't know, but it happens to me.
It works for him. I don't know what but it happens to me. It works for him.
I don't know what it is,
but it's every time he flies.
I'll sleep on a plane
and I'll wake up
and it smells like Cheez-Its
are coming out of my mouth.
Like a stale cheese.
I swear to God.
Why y'all look at me like that?
I swear to God.
That might be a condition.
Appreciate that.
Yo, you gotta fight
after a fight.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, take them.
Yeah, take them.
I can take the whole thing?
You can't even open it.
No, you can take two.
No, Cam's got wide hips.
You don't want to sit next to him.
Okay.
What are we doing?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
What are we doing?
I know some people like that.
Yeah, appreciate it.
I didn't choose it.
Cam's got childbearing hips.
Okay.
He could.
Paul, okay, man.
Yeah.
You got a good hunch on him.
A good hunch. said a good hunch
None of what we're saying
Right now matters
It's Paul
All Paul's down
There we go
Yeah cause I know
Somebody in RDC
Got like
That type
Type beat too
You know what I'm saying
He got dreads and shit
That cut out everybody
That cut out
That ass
Everybody else
That's crazy
He said that is
Immediately somebody
Ass got a good back porch
Hey y'all This is good Why This is getting crazy Why Everybody else. That's crazy. He said that immediately to somebody. Ass got a good back porch?
Hey, y'all,
this is good.
What?
This is getting crazy.
What?
What? That's fucking heating up
when you say that, though.
Yeah, man.
Hey, my brother.
Hey, my part himself.
My brother.
Hey, brother,
that brother will fight.
So sorry.
Okay, you have to write
a hit song.
You either get to feature
Peyton or feature me. me who you writing the song with
My future like rapping
Is your song Cam again. What's your reason? Because Cam looks like he got him.
Hey, hey.
What?
That's not fair.
Hey, hey.
We're going to get an A.
We're going to get an A.
Appreciate it.
Appreciate it.
Appreciate it.
Appreciate it.
I appreciate it. This song is going to sound like all men are friends.
We're all here together.
It's going to be an Eminem song.
No, no, no.
It's going to be a chart.
It's going to be a chart.
It's going to be a chart.
We're going to get to Australia.
We're going to get to Australia. That's a fact. We're going to get to Australia. We're going to get to Australia, bro.
That's a fact.
We're going to win, bro.
All right, last one.
Kind of like the plane crash scenario.
Stuck on a deserted island.
At least two months.
It's either you and Peyton, you and me.
Deserted island.
We got to survive.
We got to find food, build shelter, not drive each other crazy.
Who are you picking?
Me?
What do you mean?
Yeah, you go.
I'm picking Cam. God damn! A deserted island, Me? Yeah, you go. I'm picking Cam.
God damn!
That's a certain dollar, right?
Yeah, that's a certain dollar.
And we have to make our own food.
It's just you and you're the picker.
You just, bro, I hear you talk a lot on y'all's podcast.
It's just...
Cam would just be giving the better answers, dog.
No, I would be more fun to be around, though.
I would make sure we're alive. I want to dog. No, I would be more fun to be around, though. I don't know.
I would make sure we're alive.
I want to live.
You think I'm not going to tell a good joke while I'm trying to make a fire?
I'm going to heat up.
That's a pun, John.
Hey, come here, John.
That's a pun.
Hey, I'm really the pun king.
Come here, John.
Let's get it, John.
Get John in there, man.
Get John.
What'sall talking about
animals and stuff
oh
my special to everything
no it's not boy
the you should know podcast
okay stuck on a deserted island
okay
with me or with Peyton
two months
no one else is there
yeah
one of the
oh just
strictly you and Peyton
or you and me
we gotta survive we gotta try to make the best out of it you just seem efficient like y'all don't know there we go Yeah, one or the other. Oh, just strictly you and Peyton or you and me? We got to survive.
We got to try to make the best out of it.
You just seem efficient.
There we go.
Steady disrespected today.
I'm just saying.
I just want to let you know real quick.
As said, you're the dirtiest.
Yeah, they say you're the dirtiest.
We had a question.
Like roommates.
Out of all, I already see who's the dirtiest.
And 100% said it was you.
100%? No, you said it was him with Dez coming in
at a one beat. I do remember that.
I'm trying to remember.
I definitely can.
I got to hear the information
because there's a lot of stuff, a lot of clutter
around. There's a lot of stuff out in the general
area.
The overall apartment, you got to in the general area the overall apartment
like
you gotta think
about everything
the whole apartment
when I look around
and I see stuff
and I count
how much stuff
is mine
it's a very
small amount
it's a very
low percentage
who is it
who is it
I can't
hey just sit
so let's go
let's hear it
John
who's the
dirtiest member
dirtiest member
RDC
from John's
perspective
dirtiest
I would say dang I want Dirtiest member RDC from John's perspective? Dirtiest?
I would say dang
I feel like Dylan
be having stuff like
oh
wait
wait
wait
let me explain
cause I'm
well
when we talk about dirty
cause I feel like
when we said Austin
used to have stuff
all in the hallway,
it would be all the way out there, right?
What are y'all going up for?
You guys would have stuff in the hallway, but I wouldn't say it's like...
What kind of dirty are we talking about?
It's like shoes.
It's in my room?
It could be anywhere you...
It's in my room, right?
Anywhere.
It's an overwhelming scenario.
How many just...
Yeah, dirty.
All around.
Be for real. Oh, dang. I living scenario. Yeah, dirty. Yeah, all around. Be for real.
Oh, dang.
I told you.
I'm sorry.
You didn't even apologize.
I didn't.
I don't do anything.
You didn't know the question, because you brought up general area.
Yeah, dirty could be so many things.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Overall, maybe cleanliness, leaving things where they're not supposed to be.
Trash, anything.
Wait, who walks in the bathroom one time with a plate?
With a plate?
Somebody walked through the bathroom and ate a plate.
Yeah.
No way.
Yo, he's eating on the toilet?
No way.
No way.
No way.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
OK, hey, hey, hey.
That was him.
I thought it was you.
No, I was asked.
I was asked.
I was asked.
This is me.
Oh, oh, oh.
That wasn't me either.
Hey, that was me.
That was stress.
He had that on that video.
That was not me. He had that in that video.
That was not me.
That was not me.
Who was it?
I knew it was going to get pushed to me.
All right. This is what happened.
All right.
Explain.
Explain, please.
All right.
This was Austin.
And how things went.
Like, our bathrooms are split.
Yeah.
So that already eliminates half of the in the house.
Yeah.
So it was in their bathroom.
So it could only be three people.
Yes.
But we still, to this day, we don't know who did it.
Who could be in the top three?
I heard every single person said yes.
So it definitely happened.
Yes.
But no one's just coming out with it.
And it wasn't us.
It wasn't us.
So who's the final three?
Let me eliminate some people.
First of all, it was only, who's bathroom?
Me, Leland.
Ha, ha.
Ben, Leland, and Ab.
Oh, yeah.
That's fine.
That's fine.
No.
Oh, that was Ben, Des, and Ab. And Ab. Ben, Leland, and Ab. Oh, yeah. That's fine. No. Oh, that was Ben, Des, and Ab.
And Ab.
Ben, Des, and Ab.
Yes.
So, bye.
That's the only ones.
We're already eliminated.
We're already eliminated.
Yes.
We're good.
No, no.
We're not saying that.
Okay, guys.
Yeah, listen.
Okay.
Let's clear REC.
It wasn't an REC member.
It was a company.
Oh, yeah.
It was a company over there.
But, in general, somebody got exposed to that. But, it was two times. There was a red cup there. But in general, somebody got exposed to that.
But it was two times.
There was a red cup in there, too.
Somebody was drinking on the toilet.
And that's still in the bathroom.
Hey, somebody's real comfortable in the bathroom.
That's crazy.
Drinking a crowning Coke on the pot is just, that is deep.
That's crazy.
It's a battle, man.
Like I said, even here, I paid a maid as well.
I'd be like, hey, can I do this?
I'll spend money to try to get this stuff cleaned if I need to.
You know what I'm saying?
Because I don't trust myself to do it the best way of how I like it to be.
We'll confirm that.
We'll confirm that.
We'll confirm that.
We'll confirm that.
Man, how many times I be pressing you to get going?
But that's not dirty of a person.
No, I'm saying that
But the other
They would just
Leave it that way
That's like
Okay let's say I had
Let's say I had a wife
And I was
Oh yeah like
And she was cleaning right
And that's something
That she does
And I'm like
Oh I really want to clean
Want you to clean it
Does that mean that
I'm not clean for having
Like getting
Or getting it made
Like I feel like
The thought process
Like I need it made
To be clean Right He playing those mom games I'm not clean for getting it made? I feel like the thought process is like, I need it made to be clean.
Right?
He playing those mom games.
I'm over here like, I thought about cleaning it, and I put the order into move.
That's kind of valid, too.
He's like, I was the coach behind the cleaning.
It's better than if somebody just leaves it dirty and doesn't clean at all.
Right?
I feel that.
Bring it down.
Oh, do your down, bro.
I have receipts.
So regardless, I got receipts.
It's been multiple times.
You asked multiple times.
But I'm saying like...
Please, man.
Please.
But I'm saying, yeah, you told me like, can you get this made, right?
But I'm saying like, are you the person leaving stuff out, though?
Like, are you naturally a dirty person?
Even if you try to get it cleaned up, are you naturally a dirty person?
Leaving stuff out?
No. I don't be leaving stuff out.
But you don't clean up.
Yeah, I don't be cleaning up as much.
There's nothing to clean up.
I'm the type that, I'm pretty petty
sometimes. Not intentionally, but I'm the type of person
that's like, okay, I got my specific
stuff and I'll put that up.
And so, yeah, that's not good, but it doesn't mean I'm dirty though. It means like, okay, I got my specific stuff, and I'll put that up. And so, yeah, that's not good,
but it doesn't mean I'm dirty, though.
It means like something just...
It's only going to happen from the digital.
Okay, so glad you said that,
because that was the last one.
I'll put my stuff.
But we segued out of it earlier,
but the last one was out of RDC,
who is the pettiest member.
That's definitely me.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, he took it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's definitely me. He said, I don't play to get even he's gonna hold it like in the kitchen
like it's something dirty it's on i see someone just did was just careless with the kitchen that
just bothers me and i'll be like i'm getting my stuff okay and then so then oh you're dirty i'm
like no you why did you eat on why did you eat right there and just leave all the stuff there?
I'm not saying it's right, though.
I'm just saying.
It's deeper than that.
That's one of my arguments.
It's deeper than that.
No, you're talking about dirty.
That's the one.
You throw a shot at John.
You say anything about John.
He's like, oh, okay, bet.
Oh, yeah.
Bet, bet.
All right.
I remember that.
You're going to get hoed at some point.
It's coming up.
I don't fall through with nothing.
I never really hoed on one for real, for real.
Like, it's more like I say some stuff. You never hold on. I don't follow through with nothing. I never really hold on for real, for real. It's more like, I'll say
some stuff. Like, words?
Words? I ain't never
did nothing, honestly.
What could you do?
Exactly.
What could you do? I think it's just a stigma.
It's a stigma, because really,
if you pull out receipts,
there's not really a lot of examples of actual
things. Like, little things. Little things.
I remember one time I ordered a full pizza just for me.
What's up?
I ordered a pizza.
Now, that might not sound that crazy.
Oh, by the time I started, right?
Yeah, everybody was hungry.
This is early.
We were just doing stuff, right?
But I ordered a pizza, and it just came randomly.
Didn't tell nobody.
And they said, John, what's going on?
We want some pizza, too. Oh, damn. I just ordered it. That's. Didn't tell nobody. And they said, John, what's going on? Like, we want to subdued the two.
Oh, damn.
Yeah.
I just ordered it.
Like, that's petty.
I told you.
But man,
you know what we do
every time we order a pizza
and somebody be like,
hey, does somebody want to go
half on a pizza?
Yes.
Like, you get this half
and just get this half.
It's like a whole pizza for real.
Like, he waits for everybody
not to be hungry
and like,
doing stuff
and then he just orders the food.
Yeah.
Or what you do is that like, you wait for like, for someone else to order. stuff and then he just orders the food. Or what you do is
that like you wait for like
someone else to order. Like you'll never order the food.
You always have someone else's order.
You only ever like
get something.
Let me get on that.
Make it large.
No, but if you be like, hey,
you ordered, but I don't want it no more.
I'm good.
You don't order what you're talking about.
We got a couple minutes left.
Okay.
I want to find a way where you can all mob in here real quick for this last question.
People get behind.
Right here in the middle.
Let's get it popping in here.
I'm going to have y'all send a message.
Are we having a body op?
There's too many bodies. Are we having a body off? My ab got good.
It's too many body-
So much is right here.
I'm saying Dylan is good.
Are we having a body off?
Yeah, Dylan's good.
A body off.
Uh-oh, ab body's too good.
It's the hips.
Uh-oh.
Oh, y'all.
If you good, don't worry.
Y'all good?
Why you good?
Why you set up?
We in there?
You good?
We all in there?
There we go.
What's the last question?
Oh, it's to stir the pot, cause you know I'm a pot stirrer. Okay, here we go go what's the last question oh it's it's it's to stir the pot because
you know i'm a pot stir all right here we go i've been on twitter this past couple days
and i see in the streaming world there's a little there's always beef between y'all and amp right
oh brother 2k25 just came out and uh captain himself, you know, it's crazy.
Captain Atlanta,
you know what I mean?
That'd be great.
Do y'all,
are we going to set up a tournament,
a 2K25 tournament,
A&P versus RDC?
Yeah,
we're running a 5v5.
Yeah,
we're running a 5v5.
Okay,
we're going to do
a real life too.
Real life basketball
5v5.
Hey,
look,
this is what we've been doing,
bro.
Yeah.
That's it. That's all I got to talk about. Talk to look. Oh, yeah. Hey, look. This is what we've been doing, bro. Yeah. That's it.
That's all I got to talk about.
Talk to him.
We've been hooping, bro.
Yeah.
We're not talking about the play hoop.
No, no, no.
I know Ippy.
I know Ippy's bag.
No, but he training me.
Oh.
So you're getting right for it.
Yeah, I'm getting right for it.
But you really hold it because I was going to wait until I was already perfect.
I was going to challenge A&P and be like, yup, yup.
Who said that?
I cashed Duke up.
Because like, bro, you know, bro, like, that's what I was trying to, you know when me and
Raze had a knee off?
Yeah.
It's a crazy competition, yeah.
I saw you guys.
So like, I've been like training my knees so it don't be hurting all the time.
And I've been at it pretty consistently for like two months right now.
Okay.
And my shit is feeling good. I think I can- Oh, and I've been at pretty consistently fight two months right now. Okay, and my shit is
Duke yeah, Captain Atlanta. Hmm. Hey, you better make sure your serum working.
Because I get out of town.
When I get out here, it's up.
It's up.
Captain Atlanta.
And Davis, don't even talk to me.
It's too short.
That's a... Oh, hips.
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Why do you use that quote?
But look.
They double down on his messaging.
He said, Josh Allen, I'ma stick beside you.
Hey, 31 last week, I'ma stick beside you.
I don't care.
Hey, I said that when he had negative one too.
He stuck beside him.
He did.
Real up.
Real up.
And he mad.
Bro, Josh Allen, now he been throwing shots
at Josh Allen all week.
That don't even make sense.
Why are you jealous?
Yeah, come on.
Josh Allen's a good guy.
He's a good guy, yeah, I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I don't believe that.
He don't believe that.
He don't believe that.
He was doing too much.
Do you care to meet him?
I'm not a real big football guy.
Like, if it was-
Man, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Man, stop.
Josh Allen, yeah.
He wants to meet Josh Allen.
Is it smoke? If y'all meet him? Huh? Is it smoke? Rob Markman, you're not with him.
Rob Markman, you're not with him.
Rob Markman, you're not with him.
Rob Markman, you're not with him.
Rob Markman, you're not with him.
Rob Markman, you're not with him.
Rob Markman, you're not with him.
Rob Markman, you're not with him.
Rob Markman, you're not with him.
Rob Markman, you're not with him.
Rob Markman, you're not with him.
Rob Markman, you're not with him.
Rob Markman, you're not with him.
Rob Markman, you're not with him.
Rob Markman, you're not with him.
Rob Markman, you're not with him.
Rob Markman, you're not with him.
Rob Markman, you're not with him.
Rob Markman, you're not with him.
Rob Markman, you're not with him.
Rob Markman, you're not with him. Rob Markman, you're not with him. Rob Markman, you're not with him. Rob Duke just randomly was like, yeah, RDC, like, we'll whoop them at 2K.
And then Dave was like,
well, don't RDC suck at everything.
And then, like, just like...
And I'm like, bro,
the conversation wasn't even going that route.
It was literally, like, going this way,
and they just said...
Oh, don't leave out...
They said Call of Duty, too.
They said Call of Duty.
Oh, yeah, we gonna wipe them in Call of Duty.
That's really a blowout.
Yeah, bro, they not hanging with us.
Shut up.
Is there anything that...
Is there anything that A&P is better at than y'all?
Y'all can be like a little hump.
Nothing.
I can't think.
Right now, probably.
They not better even at football because football, they cheated.
They did.
I did see that.
I did see that.
That nigga's jumped out of bounds.
I think y'all can give them one thing.
I think they can.
Honestly.
We'll give them basketball right now because Duke won in basketball two times.
And when I say Duke, I mean Duke. Yeah. right now because Duke won Duke won in basketball two times and when I say Duke
I mean Duke
yeah
I said just Duke
I think
I think A&P
could do a better cypher
than y'all
I don't
yeah
me either
but Avs
Avs don't carry
carry who
he gonna carry himself
I'm gonna carry myself
I don't know what
you got a mean 16 for
bro I can
I can rap bro I haven't heard it but carry myself. I don't know what it is. You got a mean 16 for him? Bro, I can rap, bro.
I haven't heard it, but I believe you.
I haven't heard it.
Where did it come from?
It hurt me.
He got it.
He got it.
He got it.
You get the point and I'm cutting for that.
I heard it.
I heard it.
You heard it.
You heard it.
You heard it.
Jay Rich's new single?
My fault.
My fault.
I'm about to get jumped.
Yeah, yeah. Play Jay Rich's new single, bro. Deadass. No, he heard it. He heard new single. My fault. My fault. I'm about to get jumped. Yeah, yeah.
Play J. Rich's new single, bro.
Dead ass.
No, he heard it.
He heard it.
I just don't want you to get deported.
Yeah, my fault.
My fault.
Wouldn't want that.
My bad.
My bad.
Before we go, though, how you feeling?
You know, the DreamCon basketball.
I know you couldn't come through.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
That was him, bro.
Like, a couple days before the thing.
Broke my thumb.
We lost.
No, I'm not going to gonna lie That was kind of crazy
We got separated
No that was
That was wicked
Cause Duke already knew
He was like
I'm gonna get one of them
I'm not gonna lie
I think
I think you were bamboozled
Not in like
Like you picked
Based off what you saw
You didn't get what you picked
Yes
We had some
Shout out
Shout out
It was
It was challenging
It was a It was a challenging event
but yeah love everybody it was a hell of a game hell of a game and no and he keeps saying i broke
his thumb and sabotage him he broke it on you broke it on me yeah on those wide hips
your hand checking Your hand check and snap it. I'm on camera. I'm on camera. I'm on camera. I'm on camera. I'm on camera. I'm on camera. I'm on camera. I'm on camera. I'm on camera. I'm on camera. I'm on camera. I'm on camera.
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I'm on camera. Imagine that coming out very, very soon. Shit.
Dream Con, Houston.
Make sure that you looking out for the ticket drops
because Houston is going to be the best year for sure.
And stop hoeing us on 7 Days of RDC
because y'all don't even know what happened.
Oh, and movie coming out soon.
That's it.
Theater movie.
See it in theaters.
Yeah.
RDC world, everybody.
I appreciate y'all.