You Should Know Podcast - STRANDED ON THE STREET! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: June 30, 2025

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coming up soon. Get your tickets below. On to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. We got co-host Cam back in the studio! Back in the studio! Co-host Cam! Bam! Back in the studio! Applause Co-host Cam! Uncle P!

How- I don't know. Do it again? Uncle P! Co-host Cam! I'll finish when I say P. Uncle P! Laughter I thought that's what you wanted. No, I wanted to say- Because you make me do that. No, no, don't I thought that's what you wanted.

No, I wanted to say- Because you make me do that. No, no, don't put that on my jacket. No, he does make me do that. That's a behind-the-scenes story. I wanted you to say, Niss. Ooh. Okay, that sounded weird too, but Niss. Uncle P! Niss. We are Coast Camp, back in the studio.

About 12 seconds in. Make sure you hit up Patreon on Friday. We are Coast Camp back in the studio. About 12 seconds in. Make sure you hit up Patreon on Friday. Shoot, I said. Okay, look, we just came back from the West Coast run of the tour. Why air quotes? We didn't actually do that yet. Oh, okay.

I was like, that is the West Coast. I know, but I like to keep them actually where we're at in the storyline. An honest ape. We just finished the LA show. My boys can't hang John Wilkes in that booth. I shoot for close-blank range. Okay, but we just left the LA show, right? We haven't done Phoenix and we haven't done Vegas yet, right?

Correct. Honest. Los Angeles is beautiful. It is. Great city. Great city. It was a great show. Round of applause for Los Angeles. Thank you so much for coming out. That baby. Great city. Great city. It was a great show. Round of applause for Los Angeles.

Thank you so much for coming out. That baby had headphones on? That baby did have had Presley, right? Presley crowd was crowding. Yeah, so there was a baby in like the fourth row and I saw her and I was like, hey, hey little munchkin. Yeah, hey little mama.

How'd you get in here? And you didn't pay for a ticket. You're sitting in your mom's lap. So we're gonna have to make it. We're gonna have to make a talk to the venue That's another ticket. Yeah that we need the money especially from this venue We got paid $12 to be here. I Go if we count it all up, we might have left in the red

Say with me you're welcome We did that out of the car. No, we paid out of pocket to perform in Los Angeles. It was unbelievable. But it was worth it. It was a very great show. No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. No, I like LA.

No, I love LA. LA was a great show. LA is always fun to go to. It honestly is, both years, it's been fun to perform it, too. Like, there's not other cities, it's like, oh, the show was great, but it's like, we didn't do anything. Yeah. We're in Los Angeles. Bro, it was fun.

You know the theater is a nice theater. I wanna say a third of the crowd got over. The third of the crowd got absolutely rigged out of their money. And it's not our fault. It was bad. It was literally, so like. It was bad. So there is the Fonda theater. There's upstairs like the balcony.

It's public where we went. Yeah. Upstairs balcony seating. Then there's the down low seating. There's the middle and there's vast amount of seats. So many at the bottom and there's left and the right. Yeah, you can take a wee. that's some of that burp gas So right The people in the middle everything was great, but the people to the left and the right Oh, I was like they are very to the left and to the right and there's a bunch of pillars and speakers there's a screen behind us and that's like a very pivotal part of our show very pivotal I remember at the beginning of the show I you know I was doing a crowd check as I do make it so everybody you should tell tell them what

we were actually doing what we're doing why were we down in the seats oh you still oh my god I forgot I even did that the second time. Golly. You gotta tell them. So what we do before the venues, right, especially this Los Angeles one, they had us there so early before the show. So I was just killing time. I felt like I was a prisoner. And so I was going around the theater just finding stuff to do in the balcony, like in the meadow and the in the in the mezzanine, but it's the course course Corset, what's it called? No courtroom the where you go hot dogs and the session. No the course courtyard the core It's just no whatever. They'll put in the comments. It's gonna really bother

courses Whatever the concourse. Yes, there we go Clap for me. That's a win concourse Clap for him you idiot concourse. So I was in the concourse of there we go That's a win concourse Clap for him you idiot concourse so I was in the concourse of the mezzanine I was in the concourse of the mezzanine right and I saw this like slavery photo booth like it was built by my ancestors for y'all No, I'm not gonna lie it was it was literally made out of wood It was so old right and so you go in there, it's six dollars for three photos. Yeah. Six fifty. Six fifty. Yeah. For three photos. You gotta have two quarters. So I get in there and I'm like I want to do it. I have nothing else to do.

I take two pictures, K.M. Ruins is the third one. He threw the white balance off of there. It was like Casper the ghost came into it. Okay, you called me in. First off, the booth was 100% made for one person. Well, two normal-sized persons, not a person and Cam. That's hurtful. That's hurtful. I literally couldn't fit my fat in the seat. So I kinda had to lean over. My face is this close to the camera,

and it was built in the 1910, so it literally was like, three, two, one. It was like a popping Came out it's awful. And so they gave us two copies, right? I wanted to keep one. I hopefully I still have it I don't know for memories and pleasure the second one we came up with the idea Let's go put this in the seat of somebody right and it'll be this big surprise Right and we'll call them out at the end of the show. Hey, who got the Easter egg? Come up on stage. We'll sign it.

Completely forgot about it. Completely forgot about it. I mean, I would have put money on the fact that it never happened. That's not bad, we forgot about it. Yes. I didn't take a picture of it. So we went down there to find the seat.

And as we're finding the seat, this will be in the documentary as well. Yes. On the right and the left side, we notice these seats are very obstructed views. Yeah, so we're sitting there and we're looking at it like and we're about to leave the bottom floor of seats and I go, fellas I gotta I gotta try this real quick and I go over and I go talk about getting over. I

sit in this seat that is a paid ticket. Yes. And you- One of the highest paid tickets I've ever heard. You literally, like no exaggeration, you see one eighth of the screen that could be played at a Cinemark. Yeah. The screen's massive. One of the biggest screens we've ever had. It's so bright. So bright, so crystal clear.

And you see a literal sliver of it. And I was like, like it doesn't make us feel good there would be parts of the shows I would like I would laugh or like I would look to the crowd because there's so many bunnies on the screen happening the left And right side like this. Yeah, kind of now I'm gonna go on a limb if I'm being too much. Yeah It kind of changes the vibe. It changes the vibe when you got a third of your an entire audience Yeah, can't see the punch line. It didn't stop the black dude in the left. Yeah, he was having the greatest time of his life.

Couldn't see. He said toothpaste, social security. Yeah, he was ad living like he was just saying whatever he felt like. That was strange, fellow. Good guy. It was it was a super fun time. Thank you, Los Angeles. We're probably not going to do it and show there again. We're going to come to California. We want to show like San Fran some love, San Diego, LA.

Y'all got a lot going on, man. You know, y'all aren't really paying too well. Actually, not at all. But I love the LA crowd. I love the LA fans. It was so, so much fun. Oh my God, we performed in Kino Der Toten, by the way. That theater literally was Kino Der Toten.

I don't know what is that. The OG Zombies map. Oh, okay. It legit in Keno Dirtotin by the way. That theater literally was Keno Dirtotin. I don't know what is that. The OG Zombies map. Oh, okay. It legit was Keno Dirtotin. I'm not kidding. I literally looked at Kara and I said, we gotta get ready for dogs. I said, we're gonna have a Max Ammo.

It was unreal, bro. One of the things I didn't take into account either is the time change, which is making me nervous for our overseas shows. We performed at 9 p.m. Los Angeles time. First off, that's crazy in itself. Which is no reason to. That's stupid.

No reason to. That means we started the show at 11 p.m. our home time. We didn't get off the stage until 1 a.m. our time. I was literally, part of the show I was like this. Yeah, like, oh. Look at me now, you're gonna turn your B. Yeah, dude, wait, how does that work? What? Yawns. They're contagious. Yeah, like, oh. Look at me now, you f***ing triggered me. Yeah. Dude, wait, how does that work? What?

Yawns. They're contagious. Yeah, but how? It's our brains. It's your prenatal cortex. Well, I wouldn't think it was my f***ing penis. With you? I don't know.

I wouldn't put it past you. Wait, how do- That guy senses a lot of things. It's like, oh, who's that? Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're like, oh, no, no! He's driving. No, it's, uh-

Yeah, tell me the science of yawns. I don't understand them. Now, I didn't understand them. Now, I didn't conduct my own search and research project at Berkeley, but apparently, my brain sees your brain get a big

a big uh, reaction you know, influx of oxygen. Cause that's what a yawn is. You're taking a lot of oxygen because you're tired, whatever. So my brain sees that, now my brain wants that. Apparently that's all it is. I noticed that you just got a hit of oxygen. It's kind of like an addict, right?

I feel like you're fighting a yawn right now. No, I probably am. I hear it in your throat. If you take a pipe out in front of an addict, they see pipe hit, they want it to hit pipe. So you're associating me wanting oxygen with black tar. 100%. A little bit of straight to it. So yarns are... No, but genuinely, I don't think that science is true. No, it is. Because, listen to me, I've watched runners run. When they're done,

my breathing pattern has never changed. I've just been like, after I see a runner, I'm not like this. I don't see a runner out of oxygen and then all of a sudden I'm like... Okay, there's probably a second layer of it, you doof. What would be the second layer? Your body is smarter. If my brain can see through my eyes and have its own conversation and make me do something, first off, that's kind of scary. Yeah. Because aren't I in control? Yeah.

But my brain sees you yawn. We're both doing the same thing. If my brain sees a guy or a girl crazy exhausted. Yeah, it's not the same Okay, but sometimes you don't even need to see a yawn to yawn if you talk about a yawn you'll yawn watches you're gonna yawn I almost did Magician David Blaine, but I'm saying like you don't even need to see a yawn. Have you grown up while yawned? Yeah, I did I did like an in my mouth throw up last night in the middle of a yawn at three o'clock in the morning and it almost went on my son.

Wouldn't that be a little bit of retribution though? Is that even wrong to do, throw up on your son? That kind, now that you say it, I'm rocking inside, I'm like, ah, ugh. Yeah. That would be, that's payback. You're 100% sure. Yeah, your son is violent too.

No, he's not. Well, your son is violent too. But well, I guess well, I was just wondering about the yawn thing, but I Don't know you have nothing else to share you thought you came in so confident. I Told you what it is yawns or it's a yawn I understand that but I said you said it's when you see it. I said you can yawn without seeing it That's just cuz you're tired No, no, I'm talking about if somebody's talking about a yawn, it can trigger a yawn. Oh no shot, I've never been triggered by words of yawn. Dude, if you think about somebody yawning you'll yawn. No! Oh my god, what kind of stupid 1920s magic is that? He's like watch I can do it on my own

Not dig so if you're tired, or if you see someone else yelling yeah, yeah, I'm not going yeah, yeah, this is hypnosis It's such a bad bit, but it's good. It's not a bit You're making He's a nightcrawler. He doesn't even sleep. Stu. You're not Johnny You're coming on you're fighting it your tongue is scarred. There's a huge split down the middle. Yeah, I got lizard tongue It's a real thing What stop yawning? You're about to I'm about to go on. Oh, yeah get it I can feel it talking. Yeah, it is watching it. You're on it. It's everybody thinking about you like this. He goes Okay, but why aren't sneezes contagious, okay, let's just do it. Let's just do it. Yeah, let's just do it. Let's do it all

Your hand on the Bible right now. Do you fake y'all sometimes? I have definitely thank you on some My face on I don't ever do it in front of you. Oh my god. Yes, you do No, you fake yawn, what are you looking for you You 100% fake yawn. You'll do it in conversation. You know my fake yawn? It's when he's like getting on to somebody. Whoa! No, that's not when I do it. Oh yes it is. No it's not. When you're like you don't really want to tell the truth and you don't want to really talk about what the subject at hand you go like this. You go bro I'm not even trying to be like that it's just, bro. That's not true. I don't do it in those instances.

I do do it in those instances. You do. No, I don't. No, I don't. Oh my days. Mine is whenever I want to leave a conversation or I have nothing to say. That's genuine.

Like, whenever, you know that wrapping up part of a conversation and no one knows how to end it? You go, oh man, I'm a, wow, it's only 5.30, I'm tired. That's a real one. That was a real one. Okay. Oh my God. Okay.

Yeah. Sticking on yawns but off of them at the same time. Yeah. The reason we might still be wheezing for oxygen right now are poor little squishy brains. Why? We had a total of two hours of sleep in Los Angeles. We did have a total of two hours of sleep in LA. That was because of the show in the after

party. We went to Saddle Ranch. The show ends at 11. We get back to our hotel around 11 45. We're out the door 12 15 to go to Saddle Ranch where we just hang out and enjoy each other's company. We get back to the room around 2. That's, you already skipped a step. You skipped a step. And this is what I want to expose Cam for. I don't know if I'm able to say this on the internet. Cam literally embarrassed the hell out of us on Sunset Boulevard in the heart of Los Angeles. Right after our live show. Dog, when I say I've never been more ashamed to be Cam's friend than

in this moment. It was you too. No it was not me. Oh my God. You're not just putting that, that's not a one man letterman. That's not a one man patch. That's a team effort. Now. That is a team effort. Is it okay if I tell the story?

We all go, you already started. So, we were in California, Los Angeles, California. Now, we are adults, we're grown men. Marijuana is legal in Los Angeles. 100%. So, by the hotel there was a dispensary. So, we were saying, hey, we've been working hard. After the show, we're just gonna, we're gonna buy this from the dispensary. We're gonna take one or two little puffs, take the edge off. And it's legal. It's legal. I'm not doing anything shady,

I'm not having to hit somebody, I just walk in, show them my ID, I am a citizen, I would like to buy your grass. Yeah, it's great, it's a great system they got going on over there. And to be fair, I wanted a little curve ball, a little 94 mile an hour curve ball, little misdirection from the liquor.

Yeah, whatever you say. I just wanted to not go drinks tonight. Drinks is always fantastic. I said, Hey, I'm in California. Let's switch it up. And you could tell we don't really do this often because of this. What happened? Right? We get the said marijuana from the dispensary. I am going to interrupt you if you if you just let me just let me tell 100% truth. We are leaving the dispensary walking to saddle ranch it is like literally like a four minute walk it is easy so we're just gonna walk and smoke this as we're going in a sour it's completely legal because you can do it on the sidewalk kind of

looks cool so cool there's other people doing it yeah you don't have to like go into like someone's backyard or a garage, they literally just whip out. People are literally just smoking weed like it's like cig. Yeah, congrats, it's great. So we're walking, Cam pulls out the joint. Then he pulls out the smallest lighter I've ever seen in my life. OK. It was a lighter that literally fell off the conveyor belt

whenever they were making lighters. It was like a third of a lighter, it was this big. It really was, cause okay, he just said it, we don't do this often, we don't do this regularly, and I don't need a lighter, I need a lighter right now. And that's it, and it was 89 cents, and it literally was the size if you fold your finger from the first knuckle to the second.

Yes. That was the size of this little Bic lighter. Yes, cause whenever you're measuring, it's the same increments you use, right, it's that one. So, you go, I don't know what the hell she talking about, I'm about nine. So we're walking and Cam pulls out the lighter, pulls out the joint, and he goes, everybody stop. I go, what?

Because we were approaching saddle range. He goes, I can't walk and light this thing. That's also true. And I said, really? That's also true. I said, you can't put your thumb down and light this piece of paper? Sue me, no I can't. So we're like, all right Cam, whatever.

We hit this like brick wall that's on the sidewalk, like the street access, everybody's, people walking past, cars going by, it's fine, normal. Cam's, the light kept blowing out. It was windy, bro. It was an LA night, It was windy, bro. It was an LA night. It was windy, man.

And so I go, Cam, put your hand over the light. Block the wind. He goes, okay. He covers the side of his face. He goes, it's not lighting. Loud as. Now we're starting to get some attention from the bystanders, right? We are, but also this lighter sucks, man. It's not lighting. Loud as, now we're starting to get some attention from the bystanders, right?

We are, but also this lighter sucks, man. It's so small, our thumbs are big already. I mean, my thumb is like, it's covering the whole lighter. So to put the little roll part, it's like a fifth of my thumb and it was hard. So then, it's a task. So that goes on for, I kid you like two minutes straight. Cam trying to figure out his hand placement over the over the then

K-Rob gets his premature hands K-Rob K-Rob has the smallest hands in human existence. He can hold six fruit loops in his hand before it overflows Okay, I'm gonna lie when he lays or gets comfy. They're cute I can't wait to tell the story what we walked in on in the hotel We got a little patreon We said, poor Pierce. It was late, it was late. Oh, oh, oh. It only took two minutes. We were gone for two minutes. It was 8am!

What the f***? It was 8am and What the f***? It was 8AM! And we left for 4AM! It was 830AM! And when we first walked into the Pramivas it was like... He was bathed up!

He was bathed up! Alright we gotta tell that on Patreon We gotta tell that on Patreon when K-Rub's here Okay look... We gotta tell that on Patreon when K-Rub's here. Okay look. We gotta move through the slider store. So K-Rub puts his little kid hands over Cam's hands. They're like this. He said, man come here brother.

It's like this. Cam's putting his hands, there's four hands on this. I'm sitting there like there's no way. There's no way. And you know, okay you know Payton, y'all might know Payton. If something happens to you, his hands. There's four hands on this. I'm sitting there like there's no way. There's no way. And you know, OK, you know, Peyton, y'all might know, Peyton, if something would be deemed embarrassing and it's happening in our group and he's not a part of it, instead of banding with your brothers

and then conflict resolution out, he goes, I don't know them. I started to walk away. I started to walk away. Those are not my people. I'm not. I'm not late. Because I'm seeing other people on the side of the street giggling. Overall, we're getting looks and laughs. Looks and laughs. I don't like looks or laughs.

And they're both happening at us. Right. Right. So then you can tell it all. I'm going to tell you your part. So then Cam's like, they come up with this brilliant idea. There's like this thing in the middle of this sidewalk, this like electrical thing. It's like a big electrical box.

Like in the middle of the sidewalk, like right by us. They go, okay, let's use that to block our bodies. Cam's flicking the thing, we look at the electrical box, he's doing that for like a minute, still can't get it. He looks at the electrical box, there's a sign saying, extremely flammable, no lights next to it. Cam almost blew us up trying to get high

Blew the block up on sunset I Kid you not it took us like 15 to 20 minutes Oh to get this thing lit to the point there is there is this couple this these two guys walked by and they're like They thought can was trying to do crack cocaine They looked at him because he was literally hunched over the Others like Oh you gotta you gotta resurrect oh you'll be smelling that for weeks Oh Good morning Oh, you'll be smelling that for weeks. Oh. Oh, good morning.

But that's the lighter story. Oh no, the hell it's not. Cause he's leaving out pivotal, very valuable intel. So, I fail. K-Rob talks a lot of sh**, brings a little tiny hand. Come here, Bubba, it ain't that hard. He fails. So I go, hey, big dick Johnson master guy huh yeah you come light if

it's so easy Peyton proceeds to fail so the ladders this big it's hard it is and they use and by the time y'all gave it to me all the juice was gone no shot my whole point being yes I looked crazy yes I am the lead and the cause of said embarrassment but not a single one of us could keep that mother f***ing lit until he finally did and Peyton was fuming mad. He literally was like, Jesus Christ, people think we're doing heroin! They think we're smoking crack cocaine! He said it's just one pre-roll, my God!

Oh my God, we're never doing this again! He was so, you know Peyton, when he gets in that embarrassed bag, he needs whatever the source of embarrassment is to die quickly. Quickly. He needs it to be dead quickly. Quickly. I am going to do a quick and utterly shameless plug.

You absolutely cannot miss this week's Patreon. This week's extended. Oh my God, you please can't. You cannot miss it. If you are not in the Koala Club, you literally have to join. It's going to be one of the funniest things we've ever said. All tears get extended, right? All tears get extended right all tears get extinct Please watch it dude. Oh, oh for the love of God when I say that story is probably gonna be the funniest

And I'm gonna say this cuz he's not here now cuz this is a YouTube day. He's taking care of something He's going to deny it. He's gonna deny that story. I don't know if you will I'm oh he's gonna I don't know if you will deny parts I think he's gonna deny parts hand on Malachi Ruby Peyton everyone Malcolm. Yeah, it's real. Oh, okay Yeah, it is 100% real. Oh my god. Okay. Okay. LA. Thank you so much. I was at LA Thank ya, dude. Oh my god. That was so embarrassing. Oh, okay No, now this isn't just LA but it happened in LA to where it made me realize, to where I remembered it. What?

Now that was a lot though. That was a lot for me that meant nothing. You try to get it. Now this happened in LA, and it caused me to remember to say this. Sure. Am I Dr. Seuss? Yeah. This happened, now I'm gonna tell ya. Yeah, there you go.

There needs to be a smell requirement for Uber Blacks. Mm-mm. Period. End of story. It needs to happen. What do you mean? There's no way in hell... I'm paying $160... Yeah.

...for a car... Yeah. ...to take me on this drive. And it smells... ...like you completed... ...a kickball game... ...in your vehicle. And there's no helping it.

That's your that's your status thing right there. Oh my god. That's you being status ridden. I'm gonna put you on blast. Do not act like you didn't do that entire ride to the mall like this. Oh it stunk like hell. No it stunk like literal hell. I'm said, You can't charge me that much money if I'm covering my nose. No, I just asked, I just asked the guy, are you allowing people to take to your car? I said, is that a part of your service? Like you have chargers, gum, and you can,

I got a toilet. You can just, It was, I mean, It was, no, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled in my life. Now, now this is where I'll be rational. Yeah. I pay $18 for you to take me somewhere.

Yeah. Your car can feed, your car can be on three wheels. Yeah. I don't get it. I understand what what I'm doing if I am buying the literal top service that this app provides What an air freshener your car put a crack a window. Yeah, go get your filters changed. Yeah shower Yeah, yeah something. No, it's like or don't let people in here that stick. Yeah It's like if it's your passengers then I get it but like you know I asked the guy I said no it is one of your services you allow human in here matter is in the back. It's okay

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Now on to the rest of the episode. Shopify. Shopify. Shopify. I saw this thing on TikTok, right? It's a very popular, I don't even know if it's very popular. I think it had like a couple hundred thousand views. But I'm starting to find my side of TikTok. And this guy, this guy asked a brilliant question on TikTok and now it has consumed my brain for the past like four days, right? Oh god

Movie theater layouts do not make sense How think about the architecture of a movie theater? Okay, you see that big building And you walk into it. How is there 17 auditoriums in there? Now that I agree with. That makes no sense. I agree with to the max. Dude, that guy on TikTok brought this up

and it's consumed me. That is so, no, no, it's almost, it's like fake. Cause you look at it from the outside and you're like, that, the thing that does is when you walk into your auditorium and it's vast, very big, can sit over a hundred people. And then you go It feels like six theaters should fit in this building right, but there's 24. There's 24 in those screens

How much wall do you have? It's fake how much wall do you have I'd be willing to say when you walk into a cinema. You're entering a portal There's no way that's the same building God and God bless if they have that 40X box 3D, 40X experience. Who the f*** put a spell on this place? Are you kidding me? Dude, honestly it doesn't make sense. Honestly it doesn't make sense. It really doesn't. So think about a big rectangle building, right?

Yes. This Tinseltown, this Cinemark, this AMC, whatever it is. You just see it. It's a proportionate building. It's a box. It's a proportionate building, right? A rectangle. It looks good.

You walk into it, it is hollow. It is a full lobby. With massive lobby. Massive lobby. And then just the sides have theaters. Just the sides. Just the sides have theaters, Cam. And there's 24 100,000 inch screens in there.

And they all sit over 100 comfortably. They go up. So it's like, what point do they, what point do they intersect? Dude. Why am I watching Avatar, but I'm not hearing the sinners. Like there's no, I'm way too close, but it's so good. It is something we have just accepted

that it does not make sense. I want somebody, I want somebody to send me a video of them building a movie theater, or else I won't believe it. I'm not even stepping foot, and God forbid, if it's a movie theater or else I won't believe it. I'm not even stepping foot, and God forbid if it's a movie theater inside of a mall. Oh no. Oh for the love of God.

How am I on the third floor? Yeah, how am I? There's only three floors in the mall. How am I on the fourth? You go to the third, that's the movie theaters. You walk in the theater. You gotta go to the top, where am I? Am I hanging on top of the mall? Literally, literally, people are too comfortable inside of movie theaters.

Like you don't understand that that makes no sense. Dude, I'm not gonna lie, I think that might have been the best point yet. Dude. The mall movie theaters. The mall itself, think about this, the building. Yeah. From the highway. We know the mall we're talking about. Yeah. It is a clean top. Clean top. Clean top. You can stand on there. You can the highway. Yeah, the mall. We're talking about. Yeah, it is a clean top clean top clean top

You can stand on there. You can stand on it straight. Yeah, the movie theater is on the third floor the mall advertises We have three floors. We have three floors one shopping movies. Yeah, shopping shop movies you get to the theater What happens if you're on the so where the does that seat go and not even that and not even that? When you are on the third floor and you walk into the lobby Of the theater I can see the ceiling. Yes, I can see that see I know I'm sitting That I'm no longer in the mall But I am it really makes no sense if I have to go if I have to walk down to the bathroom or buy some Popcorn or peanut M&Ms. I'm in the mall right if I go back to my seat to watch the movie right

I'm basically gonna pull up movie and in the mall. If I go back to my seat to watch the movie, I'm basically at a pull-up movie. And fuck me, we didn't even think about the projector rooms. How deep does this wall go? Are we having hangouts in there? Who's back there? Oh, I mean. I'll tell you, that has consumed my brain. That is a mystery.

I don't care about the car in the mall anymore. I don't care about any of that How and how are the walls so soundproof so soundproof? I watch a war movie It literally feels like I'm in the battle nobody next to me watching Oh, but crying, but it's not even actually soundproof because you're walking past every theater. I could hear But then as soon as I get in that theater, I'm the only person We're the only people here. That's so true. It's in your in the hallway You hear every movie.

You go in the theater, you only hear yours. There's so many left turns that weren't designed for this mall. How many left turns and theater alleys do you have? And how can I walk out like, oh my god, it doesn't make sense. No, I'm really kind of, I'm kind of spooked right now. I'm telling you, it is, it is, it is. How expensive are movie theaters? Like the architecture?

Just think about all that. The building, the screens, the technology, but the soundproofing alone. I'm starting to think the architecture of a movie theater is more impressive than aviation. I'm starting to think that. I have a hot take on aviation. Oh my God, say it.

How have we not perfected it how is it not perfected is aviation perfected I think so ask the Air India flight 11a what 11a what is that that's the seat he was in Oh, yeah, that's that's why the price of 11 a is going up What the 11 a? Are you talking about across the board 11 a now cost for yeah the seat 11 a That's a fact. I think so. Yeah, the seat has gone up. It's like oh, it's like Elvis presses guitar He was a nun, but a hound dog jumping all the time he ain't mythical pull all that was so good all airlines have upped seat 11a I think I

think so dude I think like the resale value it's like it's like the red october's it's like a Virgil you can't be laughing too hard about this no people did die that was a whore and rest and rest in peace to you But my thing is we're trying we're like we're trying to leave this planet and we're trying to go to the red Dustball Mars. It's like I don't have no interest in going to Mars I don't mean either face, but I'm saying we haven't perfected aviation. I think aviation is pretty perfect No, the kids. What do you how is it it not perfect? Do you understand what perfect is? No false.

Well nothing's perfect but my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I agree, but I'm saying, we're not really that close to perfect. I think we're pretty close to as perfect as you can get on aviation. There's not much we can get better. Literally three months ago, there was planes dropping left and right.

Yeah, but that's a- Left and right. Yeah, but if we wanna really get into our tinfoil hat. I'm saying there's always gonna be accidents, there's gonna be mistakes, yes. But I'm saying the whole structure of aviation, you know post 2001 I think we really ironed out the wrinkles. I think we ironed out some wrinkles too, started checking some things, but I'm saying

we're nowhere near perfect, we bought an ironing board and a steamer. Doug, I ate French toast on the way to Los Angeles. That's cause you're a rich. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh.

Okay, you know what I had? I had a bag of Sun Chips this small and the ladies next to me burped. That's what I ate. No, I'm not gonna lie. I did feel, normally I don't feel bad. It's cause I give you the objects and you can come up here if you want.

But then I look, I feel bad when I look back and I see Robbie fighting for his life. He's trying to pap up on the plane he word for word said it's a bad man I mean it's a bit steep it's 900 but hell that travel path that's a hell of an investment he said I feel bad for the next me if I ain't papped up on a plane he's I'm be sitting there okay Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr the language to the side. You find solace. I do find, I find solace, peace. That's the definition. If I look it up right now it says peace. It's a synonym. So it's not a definition. No. It's synonymous. Define it. Okay, it doesn't matter. I find happiness and enjoyment in airports. Thank you, normal person.

And I don't believe that. Why? Every time we're in an airport you complain. We both complain. No, I don't. No, I do not. I genuinely do not. I don't complain. What do I complain about? The only thing I complain about is airport bathrooms because why are so many people shitting there? I was about to say that. Why do so many people shitting in airports? Shitting at home. Like, I can't even pee in there because there's a, oh, there's a seven footer, 745 pounds literally

emasculating in this airport bathroom. It's so funny you said it yourself because I was definitely gonna say airport bathrooms. Dude, airport bathrooms are the only thing that I can- He hates them. Dude, they need more private areas. All right, I'm starting to go to this Delta Sky Club. Do we need to go once? I bet that's a vibe.

But no, aviation's not perfect. The only thing I could change about aviation is the way we board. The way we board is awful. First off, K-Rob literally almost started a union. Oh my god. He almost started a GoFundMe and a petition in the airplane tunnel to get on this plane. There were 50 people listening to him speak. He said, I mean seriously, he's sideways. How hard is it? Put the people on back of the plane first and everyone just goes, goes, goes. Do you think we should start boarding airplanes back to front?

Yes. Now, there's two things. I think that it will tip or something. There's two. Weight distribution. Oh, oh man. Right? There's not too many times.

Now P, I'm going to say this because I love you and then we can get into it. I need you to know this, there's not too many times that when you say something stupid, I know you're a beautiful creature, you speak your mind, you're very creative, Pablo Picasso-esque thoughts. That right there made me wanna scratch my arm to the point where blood almost comes out. That itched, that was, I mean,

that's like me watching you get on a ride and like watching your little feet dangle. me up Nick man dude that's honest you think I was an honest thought you think the thousands on thousands pound plane is going to tip if 50 people go straight to the back first. If weight wasn't a problem then they wouldn't check the weight of my bags. Because guess where they load the bags Cam? Where? The bottom back. Exactly. So as I'm saying if they start putting all the heavy bags in the back and then all the heavy people in the back first guess what's gonna tip? The plane.

The plane is not, that's not a go-pin. Shut your mouth and hold that plate, you stupid big calf idiot. That was a lot and I'm sorry. The plane is not going to tip. All three of us, all of us and K-Rob and Pierce and Sanjay and DeMonte and Ryan, we can all jump in the back of a pickup right now. Yes, it could tip.

Are you mental? I'm, yeah, if it's a pickup right now. Yes, it could tip. Are you mental? I'm damn, if it's a ridgeline, yeah, it's gone. Are you? Yeah, pierce this. It'll tick, tock, poon, ting. You're actually like weight distribution doesn't matter on heavy utility. Weight distribution matters on literally everything.

Payton, where are the wheels on a plane? Let's break this down. The middle. What? The plane wheels are in the middle of the plane you think aircrafts land like this with the middle you think they hit the middle of the plane you think the middle of the yes I've said in the middle seats been a while but I said in the middle of the plane I've said in the middle of a plane

before and I literally felt the wheels come out from under me. I felt it. It goes, I felt it. I mean, this is, this is getting more rich by the second brother. Then you explain to me why we don't, we don't, we don't tell you, then you explain to me why we don't fill up the plane from back to front. If it's not weight distribution, what is it? Status and not given. What does status have to do? Because they let people that pay more get on the plane first. No one wants to. Rich **** and then second. We don't want to go on the plane first.

The people that fly first come so we don't want to go on the plane first. Oh your name dropping huh? You already said it. Oh I never said where were. I just said you had good money in your Y'all this is this is we don't want to sit on the plane first because because we're sitting there for 45 minutes We're sitting there for 45 minutes, and I'm not gonna lie. I'm starting to I'm for the rest of tour I'm not boarding the plane in the first like I like I'm gonna be the last person board the plane I told you do that because no, but you said no I can't I can't they're making me that's not what I said they gotta give me my glass of champagne they're literally making me they're gonna hit me my diamonds with a tester stop it make some it that's not what I said because no generally as a human being I

start to feel bad like it does not feel good when you see all those poor soul no no no second faces no it's not that I'm gonna get to 33 they're fun I mean they're working to get that back in the plane. They're sweating their balls off They got six carry-ons cuz they don't got 40 balls to check a bag. Oh god. Let alone. Let them have a crying baby You're sitting there Wi-Fi. Oh, I'm not a cock on shipping Chardonnay dude. I do I'm not gonna lie There was a crying baby at first. I said you don't I don't believe you. You literally go, excuse me, ma'am, I'm not sure if that person bought a ticket.

You gotta know you can double up in first class, just saying. Okay, that's a complete joke. I know some of y'all get sensitive when I make money jokes. It's a joke. It is a joke, but listen, perfect world. Perfect world. Right. First class, first off, there's never more than 14 Cs in first class. There's there's never there's never more than like 14 season first class

There's never more than like seven rows right so though that small group of people you get on the plane first before anybody Y'all's AC is cranking you get comfy you're chillin then It should now this is the only problem I'll tell you why they know this then it should literally be start at 33 or at least bare minimum Take rows like 33 to 28 that's group 1 yes 27 is what that's group 2 and literally just go pink pink pink 100% it should but they don't do that why because the overhead space so the overhead space fills up and then the people at the very end like group 8 people have to check their no yes no because if you start at the back of

the back people fill up the bag it's perfectly aligned with everybody up to the front now how does that work genius how if I'm telling you if I just told you it like I just said it and you just went no how does that work we've been on planes yeah I've had to do this you get on on the plane late. Everyone's already sitting down. There's 20, 30 people left. They go, hey, we got no more space. That's if you're late. If you're late, you're late.

That's your fault for being late. Be punctual. I'm not late like it's a tardy bell, like a bell went off. I'm saying I was in group eight. I get on the plane. I'm a part of the last 20 people. Yes, but that's not gonna apply though

because the first class people will be the last people on the plane in their overhead space. You can't touch that. It's their 20 seconds. But that's not gonna apply though, because the first class people will be the last people on the plane in their overhead space. You can't touch that, it's their overhead space. It's a fact, you can't. No, oh we know! This is reserved. I'm safe. And the luxury of being first,

the luxury part of being first class is not boarding the plane first, it's leaving the plane first. That's the luxury part of it. That's the luxury? The main, one of the main luxury part, other than the than the nice seat. Beef tips in the middle of the sky? Not the Chardonnay in the magazine? You can get... I physically watched the guy play craps. I was watching a man bet money on the back of a Delta plane. I don't

know how that happened. You can get Chardonnay on any seat you're at. You just got to pay for it. And y'all don't? know we do pay for it it's a part of our seat that we pay for oh I offered you first class I don't know why you're you're you're acting like you like you just choose to be Peter Pan like I don't know like that's your fault I don't know what to tell you dude oh you're close you're close to what godless scum To what? Godless scum. No. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Hey, so funny enough, can you give me another one please? Check that one. No, it's got shit in it. What? It's got shit in it from under the couch. Look, I got a question. Shut up while I'm speaking to you. I got a question, right?

We were helping our friend K-Rob move into his apartment, right? Yes. He said, let's go furniture shopping. And I know this is a touchy subject with us. Oh my god. He said, let's go furniture shopping. And I said, Okay, what do you need? He said a couch, some chairs, a bed, and I said, What about a rug? And he goes, Well, that

would be nice. But I'm going furniture shopping. And I said, what about a rug? And he goes, well, that would be nice, but I'm going furniture shopping. And I said, well, a rug, a rug is furniture. I'm siding with the dog. I'm siding with the dog. For what? Rug is not furniture. 100% is furniture. Rug is not furniture period in the story. How? A rug is not a furniture, it's an accessory.

Sore chairs, accent chairs. No, no, that's furniture. That is a literal piece of furniture. What makes furniture furniture? Okay. I know we've talked about this before, but it was years ago and now I've gotten a little older and mature. Really? I go, you're sure you sure. Yeah, you sure furniture is something you're sitting on. That is not furniture. They can't seeurniture is something you're sitting on. That is not furniture. They can't see what that is. That is a rug.

Yeah. This is disgusting, but this is our rug. Right. That's not furniture. What's the difference between, define furniture. Furniture in your definition. Don't you cut me off. Because I know you're going to, as soon as I say so, the first sentence, there's a comma.

Not a period, don't cut me off. Okay, so in your definition, what is furniture? Furniture furnishes the room, and... Don't you... I know it's hard, I know it's hard, you little idiot. Don't... I see you're getting goosebumps. Furniture is something that furnishes the room, that is used... that is used...

There's an actual use actual using factor to it by humans, by people. First of all, okay, let me get into that. First, oh man, no, no, no, no, stop, no, seriously stop. I don't like messing up. First of all, you cannot define something using its own word. You can't say furniture furnishes. That's an oxymoron.

I learned that word the other day. I know you did. You clearly learned it the other day because you said it wrong. It's not oxymoron. So you can't. It's not the same word you. Furnishing and furniture is not the same thing?

No. That's like pissing and past. No, it's not. I just passed 10 minutes ago. No, it's not. That's like cleaning and clean, or cleaner. Exactly, it's the same thing. No, it's like pissing and past. No it's not. I just passed 10 minutes ago. No it's not. That's like cleaning and clean, or cleaner. Exactly. It's the same thing.

No it's not. Anyway. A cleaner and cleaning is not the same thing. I hate you. How about that? What's the same as that? F*** off. OK, but listen.

And you said you got usage out of it. You can get usage out of a rug. No, there's utility. Rug is decor. Utility and usage is the same thing. It's a painting furniture. Yes, it can be. No, the f***.

It's not. It is decor! It's decor! Literally! It decorates! That's what a rug does! It decorates the room! Not all the time. Holy f***!

Okay, so a floor mat. Decorating! No, but you get usage out of that. You wipe your feet on it. That is a f***ing door mat, one one that's out. Oh, oh. Oh, please try, please try. Okay, so when we go to Nebraska Furniture Mart.

Right, let's say Ikea for the people. We'll go to Ikea. Where are the rugs at? Where are the rugs at? In the store. Okay, what section? I don't know, I don't know. Oh sure you don't know I'm sure just slip your little stupid little. I don't know. Where is it not by the furniture is like here?

It's like okay is Ikea furniture store. Yes, so do you think they would sell non furniture in there? I don't know this. Oh, don't they that's a food court That's not the furniture store. You can buy you can buy frozen meatballs in Ikea and take it home. In the food court? No, no, no. Buy the checkout. Yes you can. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Okay. Hey, get your windpipes ready for a Camwin. Oh, it's coming. No, no, listen. Okay, okay. So say you go to a Dick's Sporting Goods. Oh yeah.

Say you go to a Dick's Sporting Goods. Are they going to sell non gonna sell non sporting things there? Do you think sporting goods a sporting store? Yes or no, so they can sell non sporting stuff there So answer answer answer answer. I'm asking no answer answer Answer yes, there is a non sporting stuff there. Is every answer me is every answer me I just said yes, you know what are they gonna sell? Yes, shut up is every single piece of clothing sporting clothing. Yes, holy Get a leisure. Yes, you are mental how

How is Carhartt athletic? Yes Yes. Oh my god. Yes. Oh my god Houses in that that's pretty athletic doesn't make you an athlete as you can hold a tube of your whole life You're not an athlete now that was that was some childhood trauma So they're more athletes than baseball players. No construction workers are definitely more athletes than baseball players. That's not the point I've seen a jacked couple Construction and I've seen some thick baseball. Yeah, I've seen some bad lards.

But anyway, I love, I mean, I don't love baseball, but it's a cool sport. That doesn't mean they're athletes. A Carhartt jacket. No, no, you're the king of semantics until it bends you over and you know, you absolutely know Carhartt is not athletic. It is not athletic brand. Anyway, back to the rug. That is decoration.

Our lights furniture. It's a multi-utility unit is what rugs are. It is decoration and utility. Real estate, it's a multi-utility unit. The triple net under the second apron literally allows me to do an FHA loan at 6.2%. Shut your up. Shut up, man man oh my god oh god he started to sense the corner he's getting walked into and he goes it's a multi-cook incorporated fortune function unit shut up say that for someone else I bodied you oh no you I just bodied you okay no I'm not utility unit no rugs are a multi utility unit they can be used to wipe feet, which is utility, and they can be used for decor.

If you are intentionally wiping. Is a couch not used as decor, too? No. So you don't get couches that match the ambiance of your living room? That's because you want all the colors to match. So is that not decor? Is that not decor?

I'm not asking you. Is that not decor? No, it's not decor. He knows it's not decor. How is it not decor? Your bed is not decor. Your desk is not decor. Yes, it is. The lights you put around the desk is decor. The plant you put on your desk, it's not degree. He knows is not the core. How is it not? You're mad is not decor. He's in his desk is not the core Yes

It is the lights you put around the desk is the core the plant you put on your desk That's a multi utility unit shut your dude. You're about to get job I don't know job listen the fact that you just said you willingly wipe your feet on a rug first off You are a barbarian. You don't wipe your feet on rugs. That is you do Dude, that's what you genuinely genuinely does that is a doormat You just you can wipe your feet on rugs cam. That's why I know you're gross Stinky what the put of a rug if you can't wipe your feet on it to differentiate because it's the core so there is no point So why do you switch the colors?

What oh my god, he's proved it Yes I need to switch the colors you s*** Oh my god, he's proved it EXACT YES No no no, I'm not done He just said what's the bottom of a rug No no no, listen, I'm asking you, if you can't wipe your feet on it, what's the point of it? Yes or no, do you not, whenever you go to pick out a rug, do you not put your toes in it to see if it's comfortable? If you were barefoot Yes or no? If you were barefoot in the furniture store, I'd spit in my hand and slap you

Yes or no, do you not check if it's comfortable? I've never whipped out my toes and checked if it's comfortable. You said this is a comfortable drug. You said that to me. And what would be the point if you're not wiping your feet on it? You don't... This is getting out of hand. You're out of hand? Oh, I'm sure it is getting out of hand when you're getting dog walked. Whatever. You're getting absolutely dog walked.

Put it in the comments. Who do you think won that one? Drug is the court... Shut up and stop talking about it. You're getting absolutely dog walked. Put it in the comments. Who do you think won that one? Rug is the core. Shut up and stop talking about it. You're starting to get a little racist. Rug is the core. Okay. Period. In the story. Okay. You're in the comments. You're a stupid idiot. You're wrong. Hey, go to first class. You're wrong. This episode is brought to you by our friends at Huell. And let me tell you about Huell. If you have no time to cook There is no problem. Huell is a complete meal in one bottle with 35 grams of protein, 27 vitamins and minerals,

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Okay, let's simmer down a bit. Let's simmer it down. I have a story. I have a story. And can you not speak to me like that again on the public airways? Like, you know what did make me feel good? You called me a chalky, a jocky, what'd you call me?

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That means I got a lot of... Just kidding, I really don't. I really don't. Did you ever stuff a sock? Do you want me to be honest? Kick messenger, sixth grade. It was the first time that those kind of pictures started to get going. And you know, at the time, I wasn't working with much. And I remember her. And she said, Let me see that thing. And I said, Oh, no. At the time, my family

used direct TV. And those direct TV remotes, you remember them? They were long. But then they were shaped weird. It was like skinny than big. So I was like, How am I going to finesse this? Which one am I going to use as the base big side was the base I put that in my drawers and I sent that she said get that remote out of there I blocked her Oh So what you're asking No, all right, yeah over shared Embarrassing very embarrassing story

Anyway back I should have flipped it. I should have used the the skinny side as the base But I feel like that would have been a hammer You live around bees back to my four-year-old nephew what What You never brought up your nephew you You literally asked have you stuffed before. Oh. Oh. Let's. No, that's right though.

That actually did happen. What? What? No, that sounds. Speak in full sentences and clean this up. No, no. I'm saying I said I have a, I never said that. I never said that.

You just asked me have I used a sock to stuff to stuff is the only thing you said and you said back Oh my god. I didn't like that. I'm gonna clear my name and my lineage Yeah, I originally was going to say I have a story to tell about my four-year-old nephew's birthday this weekend Yeah, then I ran you kid weird, huh? Cute kid weird Daxson love him love him with all my heart. How's he weird? He's not weird weird birthday party No, not first of all I didn't get invited. Oh, no. Oh, yeah second of all yes You did I got invited by y'all not by the parents because they said they have my number They said they literally you weren't invited

Don't ask to go that's's from your son's stepfather. He said that, Duke Dennis. Duke Dennis, TwitchTV. My sister literally said, Peyton, CJ, Ry. Oh, did you get that invite? She probably didn't want to invite CJ, but she knows that y'all live together. And it would be weird, right?

But let me say, it was weird. The thing I heard about the birthday party was from your wife. She said, yeah because I was like, oh, I'm not going to go but I'll send him a gift. I was like, what does he like? She goes, he doesn't really want toys. And I said, that's strange for a four year old. What does he want?

Band-aids. Band-aids. And I said, did he get hurt? She was like, is he recovering? She goes, no, he just wants to have band-aids and I said, did he get hurt? She was like, is he recovering? She was no he just wants to have band-aids And I said, is there anything else cuz I don't really just want to go to CVS for a four-year-old Burp blunt here you go Mm-hmm. What's it taste like? Yeah, that's hot and then she goes or just give him stuff to run over in a

pickup truck yeah and I said what and then I'm like okay definitely not a party I want to go to right it's cool love them though then I see images from this birthday party and there is a guy dressed up as spider-man. Oh no, you gotta let me tell it. Okay, sorry. Okay, first I'm gonna tell a story that happened before. Right. And then his actual birthday party, I'm gonna tell a couple parts.

Go ahead, go ahead. So two days before his party, my mom was out there watching my sister's kids, and it was time for them to go to sleep. Baby Murphy, she's asleep, Coralie's laying in her bed, Daxon. She hugs Daxon, she's whatever, rubbin' his back, alright to go to sleep. Baby Murphy, she's asleep. Coralie's laying in her bed. Daxon, she hugs Daxon. She's, whatever, rubbing his back.

All right, go to sleep, buddy. She goes, okay, I'll see you on Sunday for your party. She starts to leave the room. He starts bawling, crying. Screaming, crying. I don't like that. And she goes, oh, buddy, what's wrong? What's wrong?

Like that type of crying, hyperventilating. Those used to be my favorite kind of cry as a kid. So she picks him up and she's like holding him. And she's like, buddy what's wrong? And he goes, I just don't really think I want you at my party! Oh! He said it to Lisa. Oh no, Lisa! And then she went, wait what?

And he said, I just really don't think I want to invite you. I know that killed Lisa, I know that shattered your mom's heart. But then she, my mom was like, what the f**k? Okay, buddy. Well, you know what? You're really tired. We'll talk about it. He's like, no, I'm pretty sure. He goes, no, I don't have to think about it anymore you're not coming that's painful he finally got tired again and then he laid her down he was like Grammy I take that back I'll see you Sunday so that's crazy fast forward to so my nephew's party was a wheel smash party yeah strange kid that's a That's a boy. That's the most boy s*** ever though. I want to break s***. Yeah, it's fire. Literally told people to

not bring him gifts, just bring stuff that his dad can run over in his truck. So, we get there, we're eating pizza, everything's going, my sister goes, alright everybody go outside, time to smash stuff. I'm like, oh god. In my whole, this whole time, I have this like, like question, when does repetitiveness kick in? Like when are they gonna be like, alright this is a bit much. Yeah, when is, when is, what, we have to have this scheduled, right? We have to like, end time to this. So we go out there and no one's doing anything. And she goes, we're gonna, we're gonna wait

for a second, I got a surprise coming when I tell you I literally hear a Marvel song off in the distance, and I turn around there's a man on his truck dressed as spider-man Literally moving on his truck like this Pulls up to the function hops off and pulls up to the function, hops off, and I'm just gonna say this. I get what you're doing, I enjoy that you're doing it for the kids. This sounded like a racist Spider-Man. How?

I mean he was HICK. Oh he goes, we're gonna put you in a web, boy! With great power comes great responsibility Back outside, but he literally jumps off the truck he goes Somebody's birthday I Was like it's like Matthew McConaughey has spider-man and he's talking McConaughey has Spider-Man and he's talking he goes oh is it your birthday? the kids like and then he goes what about you right there and it was Dax and he was like huh he's like yeah it's my birthday he goes how you feeling Dax and goes four

he goes no how are you Dax and goes four he goes yeah all right sounds about right he goes I got a present for you takes out a bat one of those bats. That's like this and inflatable. He goes here you go, buddy It's a good old bat and he literally goes like this Daxson goes to reach for and the guy goes clock stacks in the head Strikes my nephew on the top of his brain his pre-developed brain with a bat and I literally went hey I'm just kidding grab it again. That's he goes I literally went, hey man, what the fuck? I was like, what are we doing? He goes, oh, I'm just kidding, grab it again.

Daxie goes, mm, he goes, what? It's him again. I was like, stop hitting the kid. Get your hands off of him. He goes, I'm just kidding, buddy, here. Goes to the other kid. He goes, let me see your hat real quick. I'm sorry to incriminate you.

He literally goes like this. I'm not kidding, bro. He literally goes like this. My other, got the stitching, little cousin, Jake, he has his hat on, and he literally goes like this my other uh got the stitching little cousin uh Jake he has his hat on and he literally walks up to Jake he goes what's nice little ball cap looks better on me here you go I'm just kidding and I literally went that I miss like a comic like is this is villain art is this like the bully spot this is venom I said this kid's being a prick! I said who is this guy? Take your mask off. He goes around, he's just a total kid.

And then he hits his thing, oh no no, he goes, now Daxon, for your birthday I got you one other thing. It's my web blaster. Pulls out a can of Silly Shring, shoots my nephew in the face with Silly Shring. He goes, sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss He goes now all the little kid all little fellas come on all the little critters get right like that's it That was his lingo critters critters Spider-man everyone say critters. He doesn't know that's any vocabulary. He goes all the kids come right here, but it's such a surprise You got to close your eyes. Yeah, they go all the kids are like four to six. Yeah He goes all right ready Open more silly string Two cans!

Right in these kids faces, they're like jumps on his truck he hits the top, he goes, play my song! See ya! Make sure to send that payment, parents. And it takes off! That's the Spider-Man. Holy s***, that Spider-Man was off the Sandman and the Green Goblin.

That was fire, come on. He was smoking that Goblin dark pack the Green Goblin. Oh my god. You know what I mean? That was fire. That was fire. Come on. He was smoking that goblin dart pack. That goblin, that dart goggin. She just let me have the moment, right? Sneaky golem in the pocket. You know what's funny? I used to. Oh no, wait, wait, wait.

I have one more thing. Now you know my brother, right? Yeah. OK. My brother's a very wound type man. He's just like a. Oh yeah, he's very aggressive. Yeah.

They were on a 16 day road trip, man You know at that point you're a nomad if you're taking a 16 day trips wait 16 day or hour 16 over 5,000 miles in this truck so 16 hours 16 days 16 days That's like 150 hours, right? How many hours is in 24 So let's just say like right around me 16 hours. Like if you did 24 times 10 though right like that's 240. Yeah that's different with a miles per hour.

But I'm not gonna lie if you're on the road for 16 days you are homeless. No. Like you don't have a flag, you don't fly a creed. You honor no creed, you honor no code. You know what I mean? You are a part of land. 100%. You are a land.

You are a... Go ahead They started from Houston they did the 16 day went through all sorts of parks, Wyoming, Colorado They went to Yellowstone doesn't sound bad, and this is on their way back. This is in Texas So they're three hours away from the crib so they stopped at Daxons party. Okay. That's nice to be nice, right? We go back now. It's time to wheel smash first thing is ramen noodles Raymond yeah ramen next thing Cheese balls. I literally went this is getting real old real quick

Next thing they pull out lotions and toothpastes. That's now here we go. That's fine. I love to see things court my bro Ask CJ I make him do it. Oh What he said That's my Tuesday entertainment he knows it's coming after recording good morning to him here we go Ask CJ. I make him do it. Oh, what the f***? He said... That's my Tuesday entertainment. He knows it's coming after recording. Good morning, Tim. Here we go. Oh my god. Here we go. So... Lotions. Lotions, right? My brother's in the middle of telling me a story about how he watched a grizzly bear devour a baby elk. At their- at their campsite, there was elk. His daughters were watching. They said,

Daddy, daddy, there's a bear! He said it was like 80 yards away. He was like away he was like just grizzly bear came out and mulled an elk he said I watched it front row like it was a national geographic he said it was like oh my god he said he'd mulled it he's in the middle of telling that story Mark runs over the toothpaste it literally goes shoots my brother only my brother all up his body he goes all screams he's on a 16-day road trip and he gets shot with Jurgens and it went from toe to his stomach and he literally went oh and then I run off laughing he comes up to me and he goes I took a

shot of Jurgens for your son cause He stepped in front of Malachi for it. You can only imagine. And the fact he can't do shit if it is marked right on the gate. He's a black belt. He can't do anything about it. He's got to get back in his car for the 17th consecutive day. Drenched in lotion. He went inside, made a coffee, threw some Tito's in it. That is a f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing already wildly wildly aggressive towards me. Little inappropriate too. Like I'll be like, Malachi'll get in his face,

do his favorite little, and he'll smile, he'll be like, ha ha. He starts swinging. I'm like what the? Yeah, look at this. Dude yeah, me and Malachi have had some boxing matches. Dude, you have to, now as a man you probably shouldn't, you need to let him get a good grab of your hair once.

He grabbed my beard yesterday. No, no, hair. No. No. Oh Yeah, no, seriously, dude, he's strong. I played it off one time. I was like if I look away doesn't really count He grabbed my show. No, no, no, no So I generally think and I say this and I love Malachi I'd die for well, I'd kill for him. All right, I'd do anything for Malachi I love him as soon as he can talk and he looks you in the eye with this sweet little voice and says I love you Uncle Pete, you would die for him. Don't think he's gonna be that kid.

He's gonna be like Uncle Pete, what's up? You're gonna try to make him that kid? No I don't. I want him to be sweet and innocent. You're literally gonna be like bro do you like science or come on. No that's not it. I'm gonna want him to be a musical theater kid but he's gonna be trying to toughen. Like I can already tell. What I was saying is, I am deeply concerned about your son's future in school. I don't think your kid's gonna be a part of the free society of school. He is definitely an ISS kid. He's going to have white polo and slacks every day. Dude, so many cheese sandwiches for that kid. Like dude, he is a fighter. Like he fights dude. He is handsy than a b**** dude. Like he punches, he throws. He shocked my mom. He shocked her. She was holding him, she was like oh. She takes his

hands, touches his own head and goes Malachi, then touches her head and goes Grammy. And does it like 10 times. The second she let go of his hand, he went. He went and it stuck her right in the jaw. He went, he goes. Dude, it's so cute, but at what point do we not let that slide anymore? No, he doesn't understand what he's doing.

As soon as he gets like level three of mobility, he's done. Because it's a point, like I held him yesterday, he goes where he wants. He's so Strong center gravity like he he goes where he's strong ash and he's a mean and he knows he has his father's head Yeah, and so he'll use that as a weapon. Oh my god. He'll hit you right. He'll hit you right on your lip, dude Yeah, it doesn't affect him, but it cuts your yeah, and then and he's a little ooh

I love him to death, but he's gonna be a oh he's gonna be a hellraiser I can already feel a little fat little gut dude. He's not little ooh, I love him to death, but he's gonna be a oh, he's gonna be a hell raiser I can already feel fat little gut dude. He's not really that fat. Yeah after he eats. He has a fat little gut It looks like an alcoholic. Yeah, I wish you was fat looks like Yeah, oh yeah the 68 millimeter no oh No, cuz we I think we've gone through this whole thing without any I think we've done. I think we've gone through this whole thing without any. No, no. So I think we've done it. I think we've done it.

Is there anything else you want to talk about or do you want to go into people's favorite segment? Uh oh, I love it when you got surprise things for me. Now this happened, right? This happened organically with my wife at the house. Oh, something ghetto. Not a bad guess. Not a bad guess. Let me clear the throat real quick.

You know what's funny? I was walking past the bathroom, and she was, she can word for word recite the whole AMP cipher. It's really weird. Oh, really? I'm just trying to be myself. I got everybody mad at me for it. I had to be so hard.

They don't even sell plus battery for it. Alright, let's go. Anyway. What do you have for your wife? So the other day, my wife made a very average dinner. Huh? She made a very average dinner. Mainly, she does?

No. Spaghetti. Lot of effort today, Liv. I'm kidding. I'm kidding too. She always she makes good meals. Yeah. But it was it was actually really good chicken breast and a side. CJ's the man. CJ eats six bowls. Yeah, no, it's spaghetti. CJ eats six bowls. He was real hungry. She made a chicken breast. Side was a box mac and cheese. Oh gross. Now you dress it up, a little salt, a little pep. We sit down right?

Yeah. I don't think anything of it. We're talking about our days. It was the day before we left actually. And it dawns upon me how she's eating this mac and cheese. How is there? Now I'm going to ask you right? Is there different ways to this mac and cheese. How is there? Is there? I'm going to ask you, right?

Is there different ways to eat mac and cheese? There's more. I would consider them to be two ways. Okay. What are the two ways to eat mac and cheese? Via fork via spoon. Without any thought. Do you think it is appropriate to eat macaroni and cheese with the spoon?

Yeah. You're Hannibal. Like, isn't that the conventional way of eating mac and cheese? Yeah. You're a f***ing Hannibal Lecter. Isn't that the conventional way of eating mac and cheese? You stab mac and cheese. You stab mac and cheese. I would argue-

You go to a restaurant with a to-go plate? Fork. Wait, what? You go to a restaurant with a to-go plate that has mac and cheese? You get a fork. Every time we eat up here, we get mac and cheese? You get a fork. I would venture to say you can get more done with mac and cheese with a spoon than you can a fork. Every time we eat up here, we get mac and cheese, you get a fork. I would venture to say you can get more done

with mac and cheese with a spoon than you can a fork. I don't care about your logistics and your research. Mac and cheese is a noodle. Yeah. You use forks for noodles. There's different kinds of noodles. Pasta noodles, like if you do long noodles, yes, you do a fork because you have to wrap it.

It's a noodle in general. No. Mac and cheese is- Rigatoni. Hold on, mac and cheese is more of a cereal. You understand, it's a bunch of little pebbles in a bowl. And you get the most pebbles with a spoon. That's like eating cereal with a fork.

It's wrong and weird. Mac and cheese is a cereal of the noodle community. No, it's not! Mac and cheese is a noodle. Rigatoni. Fork. Don't know what rigatoni is. Fork. Penne. Fork. Mac and cheese is a noodle. Rigatoni, fork. Don't know what rigatoni is. Spaghetti, fork. Penne, fork. Macaroni is the f***ing noodle. It is a noodle.

I think even on the- You add cheese and now it's your own dish. It's still a noodle. Use a fork. I think even on the box you use a spoon. I think even on the box of mac and cheese there's a spoon in the commercials. Holy s***. I think you're trying to be so upper class of a fork. I think that's strange, bub. I would argue a fork is the lesser of the two.

A fork is definitely more elegant than a spoon. No shot. Spoon is kitty. Forks are violent. Yes, which means you need more responsibility and manner with them. That doesn't make it elegant. Yes, you need more responsibility and manner.

They're for adults. Elegant is something sweet, prim, and prim and proper a spoons never gonna hurt you like a Fort could a spoons never gonna top grill up fork and ruin you yes But that means you need more elegance and precision with it elegant You can give a spoon to a toddler and they're gonna they're gonna do whatever exact fork. That's a that's a dangerous thing That's not for you. That's for elegant adults delicate. Yes elegant. No if something's elegant. It's good. You're saying that word wrong Say it you say no you go elegant What's it?

No, I think one two three elegant. It's that's not right You're now it's really hot though elegant elegant yes elegant no a hundred percent you're supposed to use something's elegant you don't have to take care you don't have to Call it. It's perfect. Yes, you do have to coddle it. Elegance is coddled. Elegance is dainty, it's sweet. You have to be careful with it. Fine china.

You ever use fine china before? Yes. You gotta be elegant with it. You can't just throw that in the dishwasher. That's elegant. Shorty like a thousand dollar plate, fine china. But you're not listening to me. A fork is definitely more elegant than a spoon.

I don't think either one of them are elegant and your silverware sure aren't. I have, I have way more expensive silverware than you. That's why I have less of it. You're out. First off, Kim, Kim, watch on silverware is crazy. I do pocket watch on silverware cam still has the silverware that has the circular base at the bottom that the two textured ones. No, I don't pocket watch on silverware is crazy. I do pocket watch on silverware. Cam still has the silverware that has the circular base at the bottom, like the two textured ones. No I don't.

Mine's all silver. Cam has a little like circle thing that has the designs on it. No I do not. Yeah. I have regular. It's like Einstein. Where'd you, where?

Where did you get your silver from? Oh don't lie! What's that place called? B and H, Not B&H. A&H? Yeah, y'all probably haven't heard of it. I got my **** in my Ikea. Oh yeah, no no.

And I don't mind it. Yeah, but that's why you're... That is literally why your dishwasher smells like blood. Your dishwasher doesn't **** work. Your dishwasher's broken every time. That's not true. There's so much grime, grease, and buildup every time you load it.

That's not true. Because you two behemoths are disgusting individuals that it breaks down. No. How many times has your dishwasher been broken? No. Like two, three times? Yeah.

In what? A little over a year? I've been in the house for three years. You. What, a little over a year? I've been in the house for three years. You've been in that house? Yes. Now, for the love of God. And you know what's crazy? Y'all don't respect my house when you come over

and you break things and you clog things. Everybody does it. Y'all break my refrigerator. I have not broken or clogged it. Y'all leave everything in my garage. Y'all don't respect my house. This is the highest level of reflection. Highest level of reflection. How? You are literally naming the things that you do. He broke the toilet. You have a dishwasher. You leave your garage. I never come to my house again then. No.

Literally never come. No. No, no, no, you can't. No, I love your house. No, I love your house. You're not going gonna put that on me. I did not do that And we're going back to the age-old argument. I have a better couch than you do so Your couch has k-rob used q-tips and Froot Loops in it. Yeah, because no one respects my stuff Not me. So you guess you do name anything name something name something that I've broken your house Name something you've broken more than you fixed Literally one example.

I don't keep score against my friends. That's just not the kind of friend I am. That's not the kind of friend I am. Let's get into people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, pay in and cam. Pop culture with Payton and Cam. Bow.

Now this might be old news by the time this comes out and actually nobody cares about it, but the NBA championship just happened. The Oklahoma City Thunderers won their first NBA championship. Now, we talked about this during the OKC show as a joke, and we talked about this before the NBA. It was like game one when it was our OKC show. And I sat on stage in front of the heart of OKC.

Paycom Center was right across the street. I told them to their face, Oklahoma City does not deserve a Larry O'Brien. No, 100%. 100% they do not. And it's because we lived in Oklahoma City and that city is the armpit of America. Yes. It literally, every building looks like it was burned down and they tried to keep it together. 100%.

There is no street lights in that city. So f***ing. There is nothing fun in that city. So lame. Where you gonna go? You gotta go to a place called Brick Town and it's got a fake lazy river in it and a Fuzzy's. And a Fuzzy's taco, a Cinemark, a Harkins theater, and a Fuzzy's taco shop. And if you want to really pop out you can go to Norman and go to Logies and Meatball. Yeah you can go smoke hookah in a badly lit thing off 44th Street. Or maybe Celebration Station, a place I was built in the 70s that hasn't

renovated once. Go to Whitewater Rapids and leave with Tetness. And so I was like, I was like, okay, this city sucks, right? I love Oklahoma City because what it's done for me, it has a special place in our hearts, right? Forever. They don't deserve an NBA championship because of the city. And I said maybe they could change my mind when they do win They won in real time. They won yesterday They won the first NBA championship yesterday and I said the first in franchise history With the league MVP

and scoring champ the Celebration from Oklahoma City Thunder after their NBA championship, their NBA championship should be revoked. It needs to be studied how bad that was. It needs to be researched on why no one that just won the title was happy. Literally, it seems like they won an intramural college basketball championship. How excited they were.

I mean, it was, I physically, with my own eyes watched Chet Holgram. Buzzer goes off. Chet Holgram you're the only one. This man jumped up happy. I've won the highest thing possible in this sport. Jumps up happy. Does a quick 360. No one else is celebrating. He literally had to calm his own excitement. He literally like this It was depressing to watch I was like it was like this and and and shout out to jay will friend of the show Right, he's on. Okay. See I texted him after the game congrats, bro Thanks Are you excited?

You're gonna be a champion. I would venture, I would venture by tomorrow, tomorrow being a Tuesday, every single player on that roster is out of the city. Every single one of them has caught a flight back to their home. They left that night. They're not, you can't celebrate in Oakland. They are remiss that they have to do a parade in that city. They're remiss. And that's why I said that they have to wait till tomorrow. They're gonna do that parade and then they're all gonna leave. I mentioned they left and they're coming back to do the parade. They're gonna spend the least amount of time they can in that city. SGA should have literally let it hang and say hey boys everyone grab an outfit get on the private jet we're going to Los Angeles and turning up tonight.

They definitely, OKC should be suspended from NBA finals until 2028. Your ring should be redacted. They literally should give that ring to LeBron James. That's how much that city does not deserve it. That celebration was piss poor. That city piss poor. I mean, seriously, I'm going to challenge y'all. I want you to look at the street view when they take that door bus through the city I want you to look where they're celebrating you can literally drive an OKC Any angle and see every building in that city any angle you you can see every building? Three skyscrapers, and you can see all of them when one of your main attractions is a bass, bro Oh, oh, there's no way. Oh my god. There's a Keith Urban bar. Oh my god almighty dude, dude

I would rather oh dude. Oh There's players on the NBA in the NBA that play for OKC that are worth 200 million dollars They they they they are wasting their money and their life in that city. I Love that place. I love it. You can't tell why I'm speaking of it That's it. city that should be moved the team move the team but in Seattle a second exactly putting Dallas Mavericks in Las Vegas put the Thunder in Vegas put the Vegas City Thunder I don't care what I don't care I don't care a Las Vegas Thunder the old dude

dude dude it's bad Oklahoma City Oklahoma. I follow people that live there, cause we lived there. And they were like, celebration, the city won an NBA championship. There were six people at the bar. Six people at the bar. There's more people watching Love Island at the bar than the NBA finals.

100%. Never. And I mean never. Mr. Silva. I mean, rig the f**k out of the NBA next year. There should never be low market teams in the NBA finals ever again. No one's watching that.

I'm watching Huda shake a**. I'm not watching that. You know what I mean? I'm not watching that. I'm watching Ace betray his friends rather than your NBA championship. I have friends that are on those teams. Yes.

I'm so sorry. Now that worked me out. Oh my god. You just originated a headache in my brain. Oh my god. Everything you said is so spot on. Yeah, that was my NBA finals round. Oh my god, that was fantastic.

I don't even know if I need to say one. I'm sorry, bro, but that literally upset me. Jay Will. Jesus Christ, Jay Will went home and played, he to say one. I'm sorry, bro, but that literally upset me. Jay Will. Jesus Christ, Jay Will went home and played, he played Warzone. He won a, Larry O'Brien, he went home and loaded up in Warzone. He sipped a beer, almost threw up,

and went and played Warzone. Jay Will, you're cool, dog. We talked on the phone. You're cool. What the? And he literally said, where's the tequila? Dude, there's it.

Be careful, be careful. Be careful! He's sipping a beer. Alex Caruso, you bald, never, and I mean never disrespect King James like that, saying I finally got a real ring. Yeah, shut your fucking mouth. He's the reason you got a ring,

he's the reason you're still in the NBA, and I'm gonna tell Zach Arbanis to stop training you. Yeah. In this. Yeah, yeah, you no longer have relations with Zach Arbanis in Austin Pro Academy. Sit down and keep going. I'm calling Zach Arbanis. I'm gonna with Zacher Banis in Austin Pro Academy. Sit down and keep going. I'm calling Zacher Banis.

I'm gonna call Zacher Banis. If this is Alex Caruso's trainer, I'm calling him. I haven't talked to him in some years. God, this is like a Patreon episode. There's a literal DM. There's a DM. No, this is a 100% a real dial, live on the air of the Ushino podcast.

Can I ask you a quick question? What's up, Zach? And Cam's here as well. What's up, Cam? What's the deal? Now, you are affiliated and train NBA champion Alex Caruso, correct? Two time NBA champion.

Two time, two time. Okay, and that's what I- And I love that you said that, Zach. Yeah, and That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right.

That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right.

That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. hell of a cover-up Zach but let's keep it real. He was a hundred percent being sarcastic. Did you ask him yourself? No, but I know I see. He was being sarcastic. Why would he disrespect his own championship? Well that's what I'm saying. He goes finally

it's a real one and I saw and I like Alex you know he's I was really rooting for him. He's a defensive ball hog, great guy, great skull. And that just hurt my feeling so I just you're the closest connect I had to making sure that he wasn't disrespecting the goat of all goats Okay, well cuz we did I'm not gonna lie Zach I'm gonna be very transparent we just said on air for Thousands upon thousands of human beings that he no longer has relations with you due to his comments last night in the pressure Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna sever that tie. Yeah of human beings that he no longer has relations with you due to his comments last night in the presser. Yeah. We're going to sever that tie.

Yeah. Hi. You guys are ridiculous. I've got to get back to work. Okay I love you. I miss you buddy. Alright love y'all. Alright bye.

See you bro. He's a liar. He's a liar. He's a good friend. Alright well that's a great friend. That was Alex Crusoe. Alex Crusoe I'm kidding. J-Will I'm kidding. It's all good friend. All right. Well, that's a great friend. That was Alex Crusoe straight Alex Crusoe I'm kidding. Jay. Well, I'm kidding. It's all comedy. Love you. Congratulations Celebrate better. No shit like I get out of the 405 though like leave

Dallas will have open arms if you come here Honestly for those two people the outside of if SG is s if SGA came to Dallas right now I'm not gonna say too much. I should never want to watch who to shake more than oh dude get us out of here dude I would rather watch I would rather watch seven hours of love Island and watch the NBA finals ever again I'm never gonna watch one highlight from that NBA finals ever oh my oh my god I don't yeah I'm never I'm not never gonna remember this ring I'm never gonna never gonna make every every single superstar for the Eastern

Conference it winners the Pacers went up against every single one of them every single team They played toilet ACL every single team Damien Lillard towards ACL What do you put your point? Oh, there's Achilles. Oh Didn't did Achilles not ACL Achilles. Yeah, Damien Lillard Jason Tatum in a Last one it's okay. It's okay. We got it. We got it. All Alright guys. Oh and Tyrese did it himself. Oh my god, SGA, oh my god. Anthony Edwards got hurt. Aaron Gordon pulled his ass back. Yoko just wants to race horses and drink beers.

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