You Should Know Podcast - STRANGER CONFESSED HIS CRIME -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: August 22, 2022

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Make some noise. I do not have the wrist strength to be doing pushups. Like I feel like I obliterated my right orbital bone in the wrist. Is that a bone that's in the wrist? Guys, welcome back to another episode of the You Should Know podcast. Hey, tell me I look good right now. Is everybody in the back? Tell me I look good right now just everybody in the back tell me I look good crickets got it all right well I got a haircut I feel like I look good I was looking at the last episode I was reviewing it watching it on my tv that's a little weird that I watch my own podcast at my own apartment but I want to see what it looks like to the other people so to the people that you know weren't here

filming it so I was just like getting a little preview and I was like, I look nasty. My hair looks gross. I was wearing the same pants two weeks in a row. This looks like the same pants that I wore the past two episodes. It's not. Less pockets, no zippers. Guys, I love y'all so much. I know I say this every week and y'all are probably getting tired of it. But I do honestly love y'all so much. I know I say this every week and y'all are probably getting,

y'all probably getting tired of it, but I do honestly love y'all. Um, we hit 11,000 subscribers on the YouTube channel, about to get half a million followers on TikTok. What a feat. I cannot believe that we're almost there. And we're about to round the curve on 10,000 followers on Instagram make sure to go follow me on Instagram at PSHA the discord is also jumping crazy we got about 250 people in the discord we have great conversations in there y'all have great conversations with each other sometimes y'all vent to each other which is a beautiful thing like I had a bad day today and y'all always lift each other up and I love to see it just because I might not respond whenever y'all having those conversations doesn't mean I'm not watching and smiling on the other end of the of the phone we're gonna do some discord calls this episode you have to be in the discord uh

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good good good good glad to be back uh another week another episode let's get to it i feel like this is our most fitted up podcast we look good we might maybe show them that yeah show them the feets 14s nothing crazy on the feet why are we so fitted up i i you want to tell them what we're doing after we uh record this episode you could tell them we are going to the weekend's concert here in dallas uh thanks to alexis again yep she got us tickets and we're about to go enjoy able perform yep uh it's going to be a great time hopefully we run into too late i'd never want to see you do that again. You're going to see it tonight? In front of everyone? Okay. If he does that dance...

Okay. How, like... We both enjoy the weekend heavily. So, how do you... It's not like we're going to a young boy... And you're sitting there... It's going to be like... I only caught...

And we're just going to be like... Like, how do you... Obviously, we're not gonna do that but we were we were laughing about that earlier like do we express our full weekend vibe and we're just singing our hearts out and there's like random people to the right and left of us or like there's two six seven men like singing like crooning to the top of their lungs it's it's gonna be a night if cam does that dance you're gonna see it in the discord i'm gonna record it and put it in the discord i'll give it to you okay so if you're in the discord you're gonna see cam dancing to the weekend uh you'll see it oh you know what i never you know what i realized i never did the other night uh when we were at my

house i never did the vechna for you bro you wanna do it right now see y'all know i'll be too tall If I stand up I'll be out of the shot Yeah That'll be in Discord too Discord too yeah Anyone that's watched Stranger Things

The Vecna one But the whole The legs with it Yeah anyway That'll be in the Discord too How's your How's your week been? Okay Okay It was supposed to just be a laugh Okay, how's your how's your week been? Okay

Okay, it was supposed to just be a laugh not snot so much snot came out I think it's because of the amount of caffeine that's in my drink and that is in my body Okay, so when he said four shots of expresso He was telling the truth. Yeah, he ordered that Audibly, I was like, what are you doing? He said what do you mean? I said that's for you said for you meant to he said no no for and I said, all right Have fun with that. So he's if you see him over here Yeah, so you want to call him or like that's he's on on four shots of espresso. Yeah

Just bear with me This'll be bearing with himself so um my week was good man oh i gotta tell you something that was a little strange that happened outside of my new apartment okay so i moved out of the twilight zone of which i used to live in with screaming lady and all the other crazy things that i've seen so shout out screaming lady love you miss you um so i this is like an uh a nicer neighborhood that i i live in now um agreed nicer apartment and oh how was that how'd that taste mixed berry i'm just kidding um yeah and so in my apartment there's floor-to-ceiling windows it It's big windows that take up the whole wall. It's like a whole wall of windows, and you can see the whole downtown view.

I've been there. I'm telling you, damn. Then look at them. I know. Try again. I've already seen it, so you can go and just... You're preaching to the choir at this point, buddy. He's got big glass, big windows big so let me look at you i have big glass windows there you go floor to seal floor to ceiling

and you can see all downtown and like you can see everything that's going on in the street i was up last night around 2 a.m i was was on a FaceTime call with a lovely woman, and we were just chatting up. I was drinking some wine, enjoying some movies. She was doing the same from her humble abode. We were just talking, catching up. And I had the windows, the blinds open so I could see everything. It's beautiful out there. As I was on my couch on FaceTime, out of my peripheral, I see on the floor there's a man.

I thought you were going to say a bug. No, see on the floor there's a man i thought you're gonna say a bug no there's a man there's a man on the street my god i thought you meant in your apartment i was like what all right go because you said yeah the floor yeah there's a human being in your apartment you're just casually telling me this no no i saw him on the street like on on the street and he was walking pacing back and forth and he was just like you can tell this man he might not have had somewhere to go to lay his head um prayers to him but he is uh roaming on the street and he begins to sprint a 40-yard dash what are we doing he uh begins to sprint a 40-yard dash on the street and i can see him and i'm like okay why are you running

is something chasing you are you chasing something yeah are you hunting yeah what is your objective with this run see a small feral you're going you're capturing it like okay um and then he just stops running and he begins to walk back to where he started okay where he is walking to there's a lot of trees a lot of shrubbery okay like where are you going what is i thought so too maybe that's where he's gonna rest tonight i wasn't gonna bother him let's okay do what you have to do freelancer exactly he wasn't going to sleep because he goes into this little wooded area and the wooded area was exposed to where i could see him only i not nothing on the other side could see him he

i have an aerial view top floor view yeah that type of view like what bird was that above he doesn't know you can see him but you know that he knows he can't see you. Yes, yes, yes. I was very surveillance-esque of what I was doing. He goes into this wooded area, and he's looking around him to see if there's any optics on him, seeing if anybody's looking at him. Little did he know, there was. It was I. He squats.

Now, when he squats, I'm like... I'm like, I'm like, oh God, there's only one option that could happen here. It's one. And that one option was exactly what he did because he begins to lower his trousers. So gross. And when I say it was like, you as a kid you had those water guns and you push yeah like it was like it was like a super soaker out of the rear division and I witnessed this happen now it was quick it was like a super soaker out of the rear division and i witnessed this happen now it was quick it was like a one shot he was done very efficient time management was on his side i already know where you're going he lifts up his pants immediately oh maybe not that's even worse

lifts up his pants immediately walks out of the shrubbery now i'm like you're done so he just shotgunned liquid fecal matter and there was no wipe injury no wipe injury right back into the trousers oh he gets there's definitely leakage oh yeah oh yeah a lot of drip yeah it's definitely you can get away with a solid stool of you know you go to what you take a solid dump and you go to wipe, you take a solid dump, and you go to wipe, and you're surprised with the lack of stool that is left on said toilet paper. You have good fiber. Not when it's liquid. Not when it's liquid.

Oh. So he puts his pants back on, he walks out of the shrubbery area, and he begins to look around. What are you looking for? What is your intent? What is your objective? What is your goal? He's now returning to hunt said rabbit that's what i thought but then our apartment has signs all around it it says uh residential area here uh parking garage here it's just telling you where

to go he picks up one of these signs out of the ground and he lays it over where he just shot poop and then he's not done there's a building adjacent to my apartment complex and he looks inside but it's closed it's 2 a.m there's nobody and he looks in there i guess to see if anybody was watching i promise you there wasn't but he's looking in there and then as he's looking out the window he pulls out his pants again and he begins to um urinate on the building. At this point... Is he angry with the infrastructure? Why on the building?

Why didn't you do that? First off, why didn't you do them both at the same time? Yeah, yeah, that was my concern. That's more remarkable than it is concerning because I'd say 99 out of 100 people, you're going number two you'd one's gonna go yeah it's gonna happen the fact that he can control and shift them out whenever he wants he's an olympian yeah that's that's impressive um but then so at this point i'm audibly going oh oh like because that's shocking to see and i never it's like looking at a car accident you don't't want to look, but you have to look. You can't look away.

You're like, yeah, I'm a rubber neck and hard. And so as I'm going, Oh, Oh, on the phone with the said woman, still his back is to me while he's peeing. I swear like out of the movie, he goes, I direct eye contact up to me on my apartment. I'm looking at this man. After I just witnessed him shoot water out of his rear division and then pee on a building, he immediately snaps his neck and looks at me. I literally would have went like this when he made the eye contact,

standing up at our height. I don't care if there was anything on your hardwood floor or not. I would have just jumped back and just laid. I would have yeah knew you were there yeah he was testing how long you were gonna watch yeah for him to go no nope no yeah I just I ran it quickly like put the blinds down I went to bed right after that. Oh, I wouldn't have been able to sleep. I would have double locked my door.

I would have, hell, I don't know. I might have put a roll of toilet paper out there outside. Threw it off the balcony. You're just like, sorry. And close your stuff. Oh, that's not exactly what you want to see at 2 a.m. in the morning. At all. Oh, you just said something that was my biggest pet pee to see at 2 a.m. in the morning. At all. Oh, you just said something that was my biggest pet peeve ever.

2 a.m. in the morning. A.m. tells me what time it was. I hate when people say... 2 in the morning. It was 7 p.m. at night. What else? 7 p.m. in the morning? Okay, fair enough.

I hate that. Like, it literally makes me cringe. Give me like a... Let go. Okay. literally makes me cringe give me give me like a like a let go okay what if i just had a superpower all right um broke my what is this bracelet it's a wristband you grabbed my forearm really hard it's that grit it's that um i was about to say something oh i don't give myself props on a lot of things but you used my bathroom one time and you gave me a compliment that made me feel really good about my bathroom it was in my old bathroom the one by one yeah let's say what could i have

possibly complimented in there you said that i had nice toilet paper you said it was like a blanket oh yeah very soothing very expensive bougie toilet paper thank you one would say you got to take care of your rectum it definitely wasn't one ply. If you get one ply. You might as well use your hand at that point. If you get one ply, you need to be, you need to have a background check. Because you might have some history of something. Something went wrong at one point.

If you are willingly purchasing one ply. If you're in a dorm or whatever and you don't control that. And it's like, okay, some dorms have the community ones. You know what I'm talking about? Like mainly freshman dorms. Community bathrooms? Okay. We, athletes, had our own.

Yeah. Not all regular collegiate freshmen have that. They have the big dorm buildings. Well, they have a roommate. It have the big dorm buildings. They'll have a roommate. It's like prison. No. You have TVs, everything in their room. I'm saying it'll be two people in a room,

two people in this room, the whole hallway. The fourth door will just be a huge bathroom. Why is it like that? Why do they treat freshmen so bad? It's not necessarily just for freshmen, but it's for save money, save space. You're getting, what, $200,000 at least from every student?

You can't get a better thing? If you're having to extend every single room and put a bathroom in every single room, that's more plumbing, that's more everything. You don't have the money for it. They do, but they don't want to use it. For real. I don't know what else to say. It's like room, room, room, community bathroom, room, room, room.

So it'll be like 12 people sharing that at once, which is not ideal. That's when you got to take the little bucket. That's mine. Take the bucket of your stuff. But anyway. You know, we love her. Please God, wear flip flops or slides if that bathroom situation is yours.

You know, I used to. Don't go barefoot. I used to like. Never mind. I'm not going to share that. Share it. No, no, no, no, I'm not. That's, I can't. Go. i can't go i can't i can't i can't i can't i honestly can't okay next i'll tell you okay next next then say it

say it i can't i can't i. People will think I'm nasty. Okay. You know we love our fans. Of course. We always have great interactions when we meet our fans. Of course. I didn't have a good interaction when I met a fan yesterday. You met someone yesterday? Yeah.

Where? The mall. How'd it go? Bad. Why? How? Because I have social anxiety, as you know. They all know that as well?

Yeah. And so. Nothing new? I don't like being loud in public. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's the average person. I don't feel like... But I shut down.

You have to be different to just be willing to scream in front of other people. But they were excited. It doesn't faze you. But the thing is, they were excited because they were excited to see me, I guess. They're big fans of the show. And so, you know, on a mall, I was upstairs it's normally like the the middle of the hallway is empty you could see on the lower level yeah and so if somebody's on the whole other side of that they're for they're far right so i was walking this way on one side they were walking that way

on the other side i could see them looking at me and you can normally tell like oh they're fans of the podcast but they're about to say something so i saw them peeking and all of a sudden from across the mall they go payton i love your podcast man and normally like somebody shouts from the other end i i can't shout back because i'll shut down i won't i'll just so yeah exactly my go-to is this a pound on the chest and a wave i love you thank you I don't know why I shut down, but I didn't do the pound on the chest in a wave. I tried to do everything. I pound on the chest. I prayer hand and I flipped them off. What? I don't know. There's so many different wavelengths going you're just like i can see you doing that though like 100 i put my i was so fast you were trying to do too much you didn't want to scream you're thinking about screaming you started to sweat you were freaking out you were gonna turn and walk the other way but you still had to go to the store that way

you didn't want to cross paths with them and you were just like you don't know how fast from the flip off to my hand was in my pocket you just start walking away they were like oh that's funny yes shout out to you uh i didn't get your name because we didn't actually meet but um i'm so sorry i didn't mean to i promise i wasn't mad at you or anything but um that's funny you are gonna spill this is what i was talking about he's already there's definitely already two and a half in him at this point of shots of espresso it's ridiculous i uh grinded my teeth to the point there was a hole in it so live live had that kind of episode last summer she was sitting there she woke up one day she was like babe my jaw hurts so bad and i was just like are you like okay i don't you're the one that

moves and when we sleep like i'm just like yeah a corpse so she's like i don't know what's going on uh i think i got hit or something i was like what you can't go insane what do you mean you got hit so then it keeps going on she's like it's really hurting like days and days so she goes to the dentist they tell her she's grinding her teeth she's like okay insurance covers most of the just the initial visit right they go okay so basically to stop it we have this mouth guard for you i'm like okay yeah get it easily so she calls me back. She's like, okay, I think I'm gonna get the mouth guard Um, they said it was $400. Oh and I went

What for What do you? $400 for what are you you working a week shift for them? Yeah, what's what what's for your payola? Yeah, like what are you what are you saying to me right now? Why is a mouth guard we can go to Walmart get, get the clear one for $2.97, boil it in a pot of water, form it to your teeth, and that's what you'll sleep in. We are not paying $400 for a mouth guard.

Yeah, at all. So she calls her dad. Her dad, great man, TJ, Keep It 100, Oklahoma High School Sports. Yep, we recorded there for the Uber Horror Story podcast. Shout out to you. He's like, oh, yeah, baby girl, I got you. if you want it i'll pay half okay okay great man back to square one right now it's two hundred dollars for a mouthpiece mouth and i go no absolutely not like it's not happening yeah long story short we don't get the mouth guard at all her pain continues and like three days later she's randomly just like fine that's live for you what just imagine if she would have spent four hundred

dollars and then i reused it again oh love you though yeah shout out to live but no the mind didn't go away he's like that's great my eyes have a hole in my mouth yes well i don't anymore because i went to the dentist so like i have i guess growing up i always had like chronic cavities because i have sensitive teeth like it didn't matter like hygiene wise like i would always just get cavities because i was definitely the silver tooth kid oh yeah me too i was like like dude i was a freak when i was younger it was bad so i go to the dentist and i have a crippling fear of the dentist because bad Was it how bad? I used to get a whole my dad would bring home Oreos birthday cake ones vanilla cookie birthday cake flavored ice cream ice cream Sorry birthday cake flavored filling filling

What is it in an Oreo? It's cream. Why am I why can I not describe an Oreo cream? vanilla cookies birthday birthday cake-flavored cream. Jeez. He'd set it down. He would, what am I, what's happening? This is my story, and I can't tell it. He wouldn't set it down. He'd put it in the pantry.

I would locate it, and I kid you not, I'd go back, this is prime video game days, like got out of school, go back, get in the party with the boys, headset on, everything. Sitting at the edge of my bed, right? I'd go into the pantry, grab said cookies, bring it back. The whole container. I would literally go to the garage, get in the extra fridge,

grab two bottles of water. And by the time my three-and-a-half, four-hour segment of gameplay was done, I had bodied all three sleeves of Oreos, drank two bottles of water, and I was completely fine. That makes me sick to even think about doing that back then. And it was habitual. Like, it was borderline sabotage. My dad knew it was happening. He kept buying birthday cake Oreos, and I kept devouring them.

Shout out to Mike. Yeah and I kept devouring it. Shout out to Mike. Yeah, I mean, I guess. No, I had like two different mini root canals. Whoa. No, it was bad. I had all four molars, silver capped. I had another one up here, silver capped. Like, bad, bro.

Since I've known you, you've been like the perfect teeth guy. I never thought you had tooth problems. No, I was younger. I mean, my teeth, okay. The braces fixed basically. You had braces? Okay, I was at my friend's house. We were eating, it was like chicken nuggets.

Okay. They were unbelievably hot though. So I use a fork, right? I go to bite the chicken nugget. His dog bites me in the calf. I yank the fork out of fear. It shifts my tooth. It was the worst pain ever.

It was unbelievable. So my tooth is already crooked. That didn of fear. It shifts my tooth. It was the worst pain ever. It was unbelievable. So my tooth was already crooked. That didn't help. Made it more crooked. That was when I was younger, too. Had a lot of weird teeth traumas. I never knew this about you. I also bit a piece of my tongue off.

What's wrong with you? What's happening right now? That was through basketball. Oh, whenever I had braces and I played basketball, I'd always get hit in the mouth and it would get stuck and you have to pull it off through the brace yeah that was the worst thing but they wanted you to get that double decker uh blue i'm like oh no i'm like you want me to get made fun of and hurt i'm like no i'm not wearing that i did you get the the like the i didn't wear any of them no it was not got the wax yeah the wax i'm talking about you

put you put the wax on you had to put the. You literally ball up the wax and put it right over the bracket where it would touch and lock into your gums. I would always swallow that stuff. As a kid, I used to eat Splenda packets. You told me that. That's insane. I had like an addiction to it. We'd go to CC's and I'd get a bowl of baby tomatoes.

I'd pop them suckers like grapes. Thank God somebody else is like this. And now I can't stand tomatoes what i love tomatoes three things that my taste palette and taste buds said nope complete 360 meatloaf lettuce baby tomatoes meatloaf and tomatoes bodied them gummed it down as a kid don't like either one now lettuce down as a kid. Don't like either one now. Lettuce, hated as a kid, love it now. We went off on a weird tangent. Very weird. Apology. How did that even start?

Oh, I said I went to the doctor. Yeah, basically, I have crippling anxiety to the point where I grind my teeth to where there's a hole in it. They had to put a cap on there. A lot of pain. Yeah, they actually told Matt, too. They said, are you anxious? He was like, um the time so yeah that's wild um cam you do something i know this has been a weird bathroom-esque podcast a lot of a lot of bathroom talk and this is gonna be the last bathroom talk cam you do something that's really weird and let me not say weird because i don't know if anybody else does it if you do this leave it in the comments section he already said if you do something that's really weird and let me not say weird because i don't know if anybody

else does it if you do this leave it in the comments section he already said if you do whatever i'm apparently about to do he's calling you weird so oh don't turn them on me yeah i just cleared it up i said no it's not cam just some ugly hat uh never mind it's no that's his thought process so um continue cam now there's no right or wrong answer here because as a human you can do whatever you want freedom of choice yep i believe in that heavily you sit when you pee at my house still weird if i am completely real and honestly it's not a one i'm in my own home two it's not a like comfort oh i guess it is a comfort thing but it's not like oh i need to say it's like i'm i have my phone in my hands i could just stand get it done wash get out yeah every time

i go to the bathroom i'm on my phone for at least like five ten minutes why a key is such a quick exchange it is but something about that just right here just are you that's very something about it i can't it's just like normally when i'm doing the other thing the right angle in the knee it's just like the blood circulation is synthesized and everything is just perfect in my body but it's it's very now if your legs start falling asleep you've been there too long stand oh yeah that's like 20 minutes 25 minutes yeah i do that often i got i got like five or six in the tank and i'm out yeah so i mean still weird yeah people get on me for this people say i'm weird for doing this where do you put your phone and your wallet in your pocket wallet and chapstick left phone right what used to have wallet my

back pocket per usual as every man you didn't you don't put your wallet in your back pocket whoever what's there what are you a hillbilly no i wallet chapstick left left, phone, right. Phone always goes in the left pocket. You're left-handed. I'm ambidextrous. You're left-handed. I'm ambidextrous.

If you wrote something right now, what hand are you using? If I shot a basketball, what hand would I use? Right. You don't play basketball anymore. You're still right. If I were to do anything else other than right. Oh, if you do anything athletic? No, not even athletic.

Do anything else other than right knee., if you do anything athletic? No, not even athletic. Do anything else other than write and eat. What do you write with? My left. Oh, right. What do I do everything else with? That doesn't mean you're ambidextrous. That means that. What?

What is the definition of ambidextrous? Tell me. That probably does mean that. But I'm saying if it only relates to you being athletic when you do sports and stuff, what other scenarios can you say that? Writing and eating is going to be almost every day of your life. I don't write. Just go to the next topic.

But if you put your phone in your right pocket, you might be on a most wanted list somewhere. You might be wanted in 15 countries. Where are you going? All right. Well, he took a brief pause, I guess. So, you know, we're going to segue into something that a lot of you liked, and we did multiple times, and one went extremely viral. But it's not necessarily recycling. It's not the same questions.

What are you doing? But we are going to do a quick. Get. Get Don't ever allow yourself to get four shots of espresso again get away You almost knocked over oh god you almost knocked over the drink all right we are going to do Some would you rather questions I found this website You almost knocked over the drink. Alright, we're going to do some Would You Rather questions. I found this website and their questions are out of this world. They're hilarious. Would You Rather time, baby? Let's get it.

First one. I love doing Would You Rathers. Would you rather take a weekly bite of dust from the vacuum cleaner bag or have ball sacks instead of your earlobes i don't like i'm gonna have to bite the dust no these are unreal yeah okay gotta bite the dust next one what the hell whenever you go out would you rather whenever you go out every time your parents watch you via live stream or you have to ask your father for permission to kiss someone like i would definitely ask permission to kiss someone because i'm lonely and i don't kiss anybody and nobody likes me kissing the same woman

So it would just be really continued. Hey Mike All right ready do you have to listen to what they say though like if they say no do you have to listen? What would they be saying no to kissing the woman? Oh, yeah, I guess. It's permission. I'll be like, Mark, if you don't get the... Every time you use a device, you have to first read the entire user manual? Nope. Or you can only eat while running. Like, these are awful. Damn. I'm not going to lie, I'd have to run while eating. Yeah, i'd have to run while yeah i have to run while

i don't read instructions at all if you know anything about me i will never read an instruction ever you have to eat a vaseline sandwich every day or when someone tells you bad news you can't stop hysterically laughing so you have to gum down two pieces of bread with vaseline in the middle or every time someone tells you something sad you have to laugh let me tell you something i will in i will laugh to no end at your bad news before. Before I eat a Vaseline sandwich. I'm telling you, I will have no care in the world to what you're telling me. Your dog died. I'll laugh like Dave Chappelle's in the room.

You know what I mean? Oh, man. That's all right. There's a couple more. There was a it was 10 of them. My heel itches. You have to howl like a wolf at every light source you see or or there's always five geese following you nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope okay quick side story et said juco that we attended unbelievable amount of ducks geese everywhere they swan swan all sorts of

keep going all sorts of amphibious birds and they literally will chase like they would chase you walk up to you everything he is absolutely terrified of it any any kind of bird fowl pigeon i i i wish bad things upon whenever you see a bald man you have to pet his head every time or you have to wear a 17th century colonial wig every day i'm petting some michael john already have like the um oh my god what's it called the The thoughts? I always have intrusive thoughts about bald headed people anyway. So I would just fulfill my.

Some bald heads are pleasant, but some it's like, oh. The first bald head I ever touched was my dad's and it was very underwhelming. It's okay. But some of them are like a clean, like a glossed over.

Yeah. Just a nugget. And then some look like the set of the movie Dune and there's just craters here divots there i thought i thought bald heads would be soft like mushy no it's still a skull it's probably like it's like hitting this couch last one here we go would you rather passionately applaud every sunset or you can only give bananas as a present that could go back that could be real bad oh there's one more hold on every time you buy something you have to passionately declare your love to the cashier oh i would love to do that

yeah you're gonna pick that one or there's a bouncer at your front door of your house that won't let you in unless you beg for half an hour like what are you i have a thing i have a weird thing we're like yeah you've said. The non-slip shoes. If you work at. The Dickies fit that, like. If you work at a 7-Eleven or, like, a TJ Maxx, I am automatically have feelings for you. Like, I don't know why, but that is, like, the most beautiful thing in the world. So, I would definitely confess my love for them.

Oh. Well, y'all, either take those. Comment in the. Tell us in the Discord which your favorite ones are. We're right here. For previous, not previous, for future Discord calls, think of random stuff. It doesn't have to be would you rathers. It could be a question about the studio, a question about the set, a question about us, a question about the fans, anything.

A question about the soon-to-come new merch. Can't wait. Don't think we forgot about that. Currently in the works. Currently almost done, actually. So keep your eyes glued. Keep your... Yeah, it's fine.

Eyes glued? Yep. Ears peeled? Yep, you did good. Eyes glued, ears peeled. Wait for that information to drop. That'll be coming soon. But now, after those crazy would-you-rathers,

we are going to call one of you. Yep, and you're going to pick. So look look our discord is poppin you can't really see it but this is all the people that have submitted to be in the discord call segment that's a lot of people you pick one okay don't get mad at me if I don't pick you it's pretty much I'm gonna that's my own voice I'm gonna randomly just keep going up and down, up and down, wherever it stops and my thumb's on. That's who's getting the call.

Up, down, up, down. We're trying this new thing where we have it playing out loud so we don't have to switch the phone back and forth. So if the audio is messed up, I'm sorry. All right. This is who it is. Who is it? Zo Brian.

Zo Bryn. Zo Brian. Zo Bryn. Hit accept and then call them. Let me see the phone. You better answer. Damn, she didn't answer. All right, on to the next.

On to the next. No, you pick. I don't want to pick. All right, I'm doing the same thing, guys. Completely random. Up, down. Up, down. Up, down. Up, down.

No looking. It's like when you draw a number out of the hat. Boom. Okay. This is next. Here we go. Who we got? Sis loves me.

I see that person often. I get nervous yo what's up what's there was no enthusiasm it's like are we bothering you what's up i had loves me i had to i had to fix my own thing and my name yeah I know my name is really bad. It's really bad. No, you're good. Wait, what's your real name, though? So I don't have to keep saying, sis loves me. You don't have to talk into the phone. Sean.

Sean. What's up, Sean? Yeah. That's Cam. Yeah, this is Cam. Yeah, I mean, a lot of people say we sound alike, which we do, but I don't know. But this is Cam. So appreciate you calling.

So first things first, what are you doing right now? Completely vulnerable. You have to answer it. Put it on the spot. Let's hear it. Literally nothing. Stay in my room. I love it.

Hey, relaxing days. Those are always the best on a weekend. Here goes Peyton right here. Sean, this is Peyton. I have a question for you. What's up? So me and Cam just had this heated debate debate on the podcast and you'll see it whenever it's uploaded but now you're involved and i hope that you choose my side i hope you

choose if you don't i'm telling you right now sean i will permanently ban you from this discord if you choose his side i will not allow you to change your name to sean you will forever be sis loves me. So with that information, are you ready? Go for it. Now, when you're wearing pants and you have a phone and a wallet, what pocket do you put your phone in and what pocket do you put your wallet in? Sean, I'm telling you right now, be very careful about how you answer this. Well, it doesn't depend on if you're right or lefty, though. Okay. answer this. Well, it doesn't depend on if you're right or lefty though. Okay.

If you're left handed, people put their phone in their left pocket because it's their left hand. But if you're right handed, it goes in your right pocket because you're right handed. Yes, sir, Sean. So for you, what are you? Right handed or left handed? I'm right handed.

So the phone goes where? My right pocket. Whatever, Sean. Sean, I'm gonna personally find the developers of Discord and change your name for you, put some money bags in there. You're gonna get promoted to a top Discord thing, maybe a mod, yeah.

Wait, wait, wait, hold on, time out. Sean, what if you're ambidextrous? Oh, Ben. Backpocket. Oh, no! Yeah, that's probably the worst, but he still didn't go with you. Yeah, that's fine. Dub for me, L for you.

That's what's up. Sean, when did you start watching the podcast? When did you find out about it? I found out about it two, three months ago, but I went to a like it and find the podcast, and I couldn't find it for like a month. Damn. But then you found it.

I actually watched. No, yeah. I listened to it at work. I could put it everywhere. I got yelled at a lot at work for it. No, we don't want to get you in trouble, Sean. He doesn't care anymore. What the hell?

Touche. What's been your favorite part? What's your favorite thing about the podcast? What's something we should do more? Your favorite thing that you want to see again? All the stories of you guys at college. They give me five-pack show and I go to visit my friends. Yeah, college stories.

Trust me, we have a very long page of notes of all the stories, and we are just trying to sprinkle them out here and there. We can't just throw them all, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. So trust me, they are still coming. Sean, what do you think? That's bad, Dave. Those stories are pretty funny. Peyton's dates are pretty good.

What? Say it again. Peyton's dates. Oh, his dates. Oh, God. Sean, you don't even know. He tells y'all like the half Like you It's ridiculous

Alright Sean here we go So we said this last time We're saying it this time We're not trying to rush you off the phone But we're getting close to the end of this segment We appreciate you Love you Sean What is one question that you have for us

It can be anything It can be ridiculous Serious Funny I wrote you guys something on DMm let me go to my dms now if you guys can see it oh gdm does oh even better yeah perfect you've answered a question like this before but it's a different version of it. Okay. Would you rather be rich but married to someone who doesn't care about you

and only cares about the money that you have, or broke and married to a beautiful girl that actually cares about you? Damn, Sean, that's a good question. I mean, me being me, bro, I'm basically option two right now. Money's looking funny, but i got a beautiful wife and i know she loves me to the epitome of her being so and the love is mutual and i i love it so that's me well let me answer mine i'm going number two i'm gonna go number one because i already feel like no one loves me so i'd rather be rich and just be an actor. Yeah, Peyton said, no one already loves me.

So should I be the Peyton right now or Peyton right now with money? Exactly. So give me the money and let me just be with somebody that doesn't love me. Sean, let's hear where your heart's at. What are you saying? One or two? Two. Good, man.

Good, wholesome guy. Oh, way to make me look like a fucking dirtbag. Like, what the hell? Way to prioritize things right, Sean. Good, wholesome guy. Oh, way to make me look like a fucking dirtbag. Like, what the hell? Way to prioritize things right, Sean. We appreciate people like you, not people like Peyton. Shit. Well, Sean, we love you.

Thank you for being in the Discord and supporting the podcast. Actually, Sean, I feel like I've seen your name before, sis. I have too. Are you in the lives when he goes on Instagram live? TikTok live? TikTok live, sorry. No, because my name on TikTok is not even close to this. This is just my Discord name because it's for Call of Duty and all my video games are that way.

Oh, okay. I swear, I thought I'd see you in the lives. Maybe I've just seen his name in the Discord. My TikTok name is legit Lil Bible. Lil Bible? Is that your rap name too? No, it's just that we've made them when i was in a church group we made the name like a while back and then like we have like little we have little mark six nine we have a lot of them it's lit gotcha all right sean well i appreciate you man we will talk to you in the discord i hope

you enjoyed your time here on the podcast. I'm awkward, so Cam probably made it less awkward, but I hope you enjoyed it, man. How tall are you actually? You're actually 6'7", you said? Yeah, 6'7". We are both tall individuals. We'll see you.

I'm not going to ask that, but I was going to say, we'll see you one day, and you'll see it. Yeah yeah we'll hopefully see it one day do you know i'm not from texas i'm from jersey that's why i was gonna say that because i was like i mean if he's in texas and yes but if not actually uh we're gonna keep pushing you should know to the moon and it's gonna get there one day and we're gonna have a big old we got a little tour a little fan meet and greet and all that event thing so and so you're at the we're gonna make sure we will see you your sister does love you and we are six seven so how about that sean all right bro it was good talking to you man thank you for answering bro all right

you're welcome bye see you shout out to Shout out to Sean. Shout out, Sean. Thank you. That was fun. We're going to keep doing that. Keep letting y'all have your own part of this, letting y'all have a say-so, and just being involved as much as possible. And the Discord is only going to keep going up.

There's going to be new exclusive stuff in the Discord. talked about adding uh polls and adding questions and letting y'all pick segments of content all that stuff so like he said earlier in the intro just community that's what we're trying to build so i don't know really how to work discord so when i say like certain things like i want to do it but i don't know how to do it so all my discord gang out here y'all got to help me and like help me figure it out because i don't know how to do it um i found out i was being cheated on through pinterest and the apple notes app what did you just say through pinterest in the apple notes app was it like a a riddle a poem that someone has like Hansel and Gretel, someone's leaving you breadcrumbs to find this awful news?

What do you mean you found out you were cheated on through Pinterest and the Notes app? So I didn't know. Like this woman was very elaborate. Someone was journaling when they were cheating on you and you found it. It's worse. It's worse. They were talking through pinterest and talking through the notes app how do you talk through pinterest i guess there's messages on pinterest is there

a messenger on pinterest i guess so because that's what she was cheating on me with and but that wasn't even like that's a ludicrous level of cheating to go through pinterest it's like how did you y'all have the same board you're y'all like the same decorations? That's sickening. But, okay, so I am the type, I never go through phones, right?

Like, it's just not my thing. If I have to get to that point, then we shouldn't be together. Yeah. But, there was a time when there was an ungodly amount

of Pinterest notifications popping up and I was like, It's like, you simply, you're not that good at giving ideas. Yeah.

I know you, you're my girlfriend, you're not that creative. Yeah. You're cool I know you. You're my girlfriend. You're not that creative. Yeah. You're cool, but you shouldn't have 107 Pinterest notifications. And then I thought, I was like, I actually never see you on Pinterest around me. If you're that poppin' on Pinterest, you would think I would be involved in it somehow. Like, you would tell me like, hey, I'm the Pinterest girl.

Never happened. Ungodly amount of Pinterest messages poppin' up. I was like, okay. I just ignored it at first because I'm an overtrusting guy but then i saw i started to see a bunch of apple notes notifications pop up and i'm like in the history of appleism that i've had i've never gotten notes notification that's sick apparently if you share notes with somebody like through iCloud or something and y'all both have like tandem notes y'all can talk to each other in the notes yeah I don't mean me and Liv do that with the grocery list okay you and your wife do it through the grocery list I still never

got a notification from it I don't know how she did it was literally like brink notes brink notes and so I was like what is happening like what is this and then she was like oh nothing nothing put it away real quick and I was like that's not right let me see that yeah you're hiding something I was like what do you mean I was like can I like show me what like what's your notes probably because I I want that iOS update if I'm I want notifications I have a lot of things in my notes that I forget about and as she opens opens... It's like Snapchat memories for notes. That might be onto something right there. Snapchat memory for notes. Like a yearly update.

Like you did this note. Stop rubbing the end of that mic. What was that? You literally were sitting there going... Yeah, I was feeling the grooves on my back. But but um no so let go of the mic you are not allowed to touch that mic again all right notes notifications when she opened up the notes app it popped up like somebody was typing in there and i was like you're being hacked like what is that how do you react to what i'm saying i was like you're being hacked what is that like why is there somebody typing in your notes app right now and then it was literally

a bunch of hard eyes and it said i miss you i can't wait to see you again and i was like are you cheating on me with an apple developer yeah like how is this FBI agent like actually making in-house visits right now or what's what's going on yeah and she that's insane and it's smart though because you can just delete it all and then you just share it again like text messages are there and they pop up or whatever and it's just yeah pinterest in the notes app like honestly she deserves a gold medal if like if you can do that like you're that's a that's a different level of willingness to cheat yeah to go through notes like how shitty am i, for real. Like, just walk right up to my face and be like, this isn't work. If you're typing, if you're texting, she turned notes into kick messenger.

Like, how is that? That's sick. That's sick. That's, that's. And whenever I got to, like, whenever I saw that, like, you can't lie anymore. Like, you, and she just confessed everything. And she brought up the Pinterest thing. And I had totally forgot about it.

And she was like, yeah, it's on Pinterest too. Like like we've been messaging on there and i looked at it they were i'm telling you she was in another relationship and it all started over charcuterie boards and smoothie recipes on pinterest that's sick that's unbelievable yeah you want to know what i just randomly thought of what because it happened to me two days ago in the mall okay one of my work the well it didn't happen to me but i saw it happen one of the most cringiest and annoying youtube clout tiktok trends that there are now is to diamond test people's jewelry in the middle of in the public with everyone watching that is my least favorite youtube trend ever like i would straight ever first off there's no it's not even showing there's no diamonds on this this is a sentimental necklace to me yes and it is gold

i it was slight flex but oh yeah we can go in the pool with ours but yeah all i know is when i go home at night my wife loves me and i can take showers in my chains yeah so but the person's walking around full-blown like it's you know him and a friend got the whole little mic clipped on his shirt, everything, holding a diamond tester, like hunting people. Yes. Literally like a predator. Like, hey, yo, let me check it. I'm like, oh, my gosh. It's like, oh, bro, is it glass or is it real? Oh, the worst is when they do it to a woman's ring or necklace

that was a gift from the man. Oh, you have a first first class ticket straight to hell if you are doing that in front of me and my i mean again olivia's ring is real i know you can test hers but if you walk up to me another grown man and you test my woman's jewelry and it comes up fake you are gonna rue this day i am fully transforming into liam neeson and i am going to embody being a hunter and an assassin and i will find you and you will feel that one day that sounded crazy who are you to be walking up to strangers with this this little detector that you bought off the amazon that you use would be janky exactly they could be fixed you use with your mom's money and you don't

you haven't even paid for groceries by yourself in your life and you feel the need to walk up to random strangers that have hard-working nine to five jobs that pay a lot of money for their jewelry or maybe not but it's not your business to ever walk up to somebody and try to test their jewelry. If I had to bet five dollars if that's happened to him based on that, I'd go for a yes. Also, if you walk, if I'm, if I'm in the mall with a woman, right? A lovely date and they stop us, hey, come be in our YouTube video. I'm pro creators. I love creators.

I will help you with your YouTube video, TikTok, whatever. I would love to do it. So I'll say sure. If you come up to me and my woman inside of the mall and you say, let's do a loyalty test, swap phones, burn in hell. How about that? I mean, I'll do, I'm loyal to the death of me.

I was about to say, I could literally just hand my phone to Olivia she would hand me who are you though to be telling me to where to put my phone another thing is when you come up and you do the all you gotta do is answer three simple questions and they're like trick questions or something will you do that to me they're hilarious but like bless your heart I love love you, Olivia. Someone came up to her. This was in Black History Month.

She is black. They showed a picture of Muhammad Ali. Who is this famous athlete? She goes, Rocky? I love you. Olivia, I love you like a second mom, but that's... It was bad. It was bad.

That's bad. It was really bad. On campus. I'm on a roll right now. Yeah, you're on your soapbox for sure. Because I'm in... This is my world, like this creator world, and there's certain things that make me mad.

The recoil on this mic. All right, go. I'm sitting there. at least i'm not sitting there i'm i'm so i'm very supportive of the hooper community on instagram and tiktok i'm very supportive of them be yourself yeah you are not that guy you have a little lavalier mic that you bought and you have a cameraman and you're going up to random people in the park talking trash to them and saying the most heinous things to people throwing balls off their forehead to entice them to do it back to you so you can get clickbait you

can say yeah like i went to the hood and i i'm all for the the hoopers that actually just go out there and hoop do the park takeovers hoop show them your skill don't go out there trying to start fights and then be like now I got my my viral clip and start talking trash hey if that camera was off right and there was nobody around and it was just you and that other person in a room would you say that to them or would you be fearful for the repercussions of what you just said you know what i mean yeah i dare somebody if i'm going to hoop i don't hope anymore but if i'm going to hoop and somebody has a little mic pack on their on their on their on their on their on their on their hip and they start to say heinous things to me i'm gonna get you viral you're gonna

go viral you'll get your wish not the way you want it i'm gonna cut that out yeah i went too hard it's quite hateful yeah i'm so sorry um i have one last story i don't know why crazy stuff always happens to me in my life in the most normal things that happen always turn out to be weird they always turn out weird i need i need to i need to apply to get a therapist certification so I can make some more little passive income when I come here with you and just document your stuff and be an actual therapist for you it bro I don't let's go I don't know why this stuff happens to me I try to do the most normal stuff and it turns out weird anxious you are you attract anxiety Like you attract these weird things.

So I just moved into my new apartment and I didn't have any groceries. So I was like, I'm hungry. I need to order a pizza. It was late at night. It was like midnight. And I was like, I need to order a pizza. I call the local Domino's. I order my pizza.

Very normal thing. I give them the address. They say, okay, we'll be there in about 35 minutes. Perfect. I'm sitting watching. That's not perfect. That seems quite. 35?

Yeah. It was a Friday night. Okay, continue. So I was sitting there watching my documentaries as I do in my apartment all alone because I have nobody. I get a call from Domino's and say, hey, Peyton, we're downstairs with your pizza. I was like, okay, i'll be down there 10 seconds i still have to find out how to maneuver my apartment because it's new to me like there's a bunch of hallways i don't know how to get there so i eventually get down there it took me a while

to actually get down there because i got lost because it's a new apartment so when i got down there and i opened the door to outside to go meet my delivery driver he was standing outside of his car doing this jumping up and down waving his hands like he was warming up oh hey that's kind of clean but he was like it was like but he was anxious he was looking dead at me no facial expression jumping up and down shaking his hands like he was getting warmed up for some kind of athletic activity he's about to you're gonna have to fight me for this pizza so automatically i'm like a little hesitant to walk up to him i'm like okay what are you doing pizza what are you training for pizza's not in hand nothing's in hand it's even worse so i was like okay is he like trying to rush me because i took a while into

friday night and he's trying to get the other deliveries out like i'm sorry i got lost but like stop jumping he goes uh are you payton and i go yeah he goes bro you're not gonna believe what just happened i don't know you what just happened like what what do you did something that i need to know about food yeah so i'm thinking tell your boss what happened exactly i've never met you before what are you about to tell me so my only like the only rational thought i had Yeah. So I'm thinking. Tell your boss what happened. Exactly. I've never met you before. What are you about to tell me? So my only, like, the only rational thought I had was that he was going to tell me something that happened with my pizza.

Maybe he almost dropped it. Maybe he almost got in an accident on the way here. Like, he was going to tell me, like, I saved your pizza, bro. Like, give me a good tip. Not at all. Nothing to do with my pizza. He goes, my next door neighbor lives with his mother and my same saying this is him saying this he looks at me and says my next-door

neighbor lives with his mother he's been out of town for the last three days he got back tonight and he called me and he said hey did you know what happened to my mom I'm like okay this is taking a weird turn like what are you what are you telling me right now he goes yeah i walked into the house and they found her she was i'm like imagine your pizza delivery driver saying this to you unwarranted he says this to me and he was warming up warming up thinking you have something to do with it oh wait for this so i go oh my god like that's crazy i'm so sorry and he do you have my pizza and then he goes yeah bro that means she's been sitting like that for three days in that house and I live right beside her. I'm like, oh my, can I please have my pizza? I'm like, I'm like, oh wow. Okay, bro. And as he's

saying this, he's slowly getting the pizza out of his car, but he's like, you can tell he's like sporadic. Like he's very like anxious about the situation. He's thinking about when he has to leave and go pack his bag to flee from the police. Exactly. Then he goes, goes bro it gets even crazier and i'm like please god i hope it doesn't he goes they think i did it okay see at that point i don't need the pizza you've actually cured my hunger i'm not that hungry anymore i'm gonna walk out before i'm an accessory to you know what. Yeah. And so I'm like, what are you saying to me?

He's saying it to me like he's trying to prove to me that he didn't do it. Yeah, which is even more terrifying. Yeah. Because you've never met me. Give me my pizza. Why are you putting all of this on me? Why are you saying this to me? And he goes, bro, yeah, isn't it crazy that they think I did it right?

Isn't that crazy, right? And I'm like, yeah, bro, isn't it crazy that they think i did it right isn't that crazy right and i'm like yeah bro that's crazy like i'm sorry i hope you shouldn't have answered him you should have literally turned around and walked away you know me i was in a big sweat like i didn't know what to say and so i'm going yeah bro i'm sorry like that's crazy like i hope everything gets figured out i'm like i'm like uh i tell him well maybe at least you have the alibi like you were at work and he goes no I haven't worked for the last three days oh you did it yeah you're you're him you're the guy that did it you did it you know pizza I'm actually uh it's pizza's not my favorite I'm gonna they're my birds walking its dog up you have a great night Jonathan I would have immediately I'm like oh oh no you're Ted Bundy you're him you're the guy

you're the guy am i in gotham are we is is a man as a bat about to drop down and save me from you because this is i i don't know what's happening right now but then after he says that he goes but why would i do it you know right because every time she's home i help her put the groceries into her house i always give her rides places why would i do it why would they think i did it i was like bro give me my pizza and leave me alone no give me my pizza and leave because now i eat my pizza you can do whatever you want don't ever talk to me again i am going to be an accessory to this you have ruined me goodbye sir so now he's giving me my he's giving me my pizza and i ordered a large. You are now his alibi at this point.

He is giving you the entire story. So now he's giving me my pizza and I'm shaking at this point. I'm like, who am I talking to? What is happening? I remembered I ordered a large two-liter drink with my pizza and I go to him. He's about to go in his car and I'm about to go in my apartment. But I remember, hey, I paid a lot for that two-liter drink. I don't care what you just told me.

I need that two-liter drink. So I go, hey. It was Diet Coke, wasn't it? Yeah, it was Diet Coke. So I go, hey, bro, do you have my drink? And he goes, yeah, it's in your hand. I totally forgot he gave it to me because you just confessed to me that you were Ted Bundy. Sorry that I forgot that you gave me the drink.

And I go, oh, yeah, yeah bro sorry that this is a crazy interaction I'm sorry and he goes yeah bro it's fine he like jumps into his car it's like a little Fiat 500 slams the door it sounded like Dale Earnhardt Jr. was in that car and just like flies out I'm telling you I have his DNA I still have the pizza box like to any officers yeah that's the guy help me he did it that was the craziest experience that's actually disturbing like that you i wouldn't have been able to enjoy whatever you did afterwards oh i watched a documentary called i just killed my dad on that book isn't that nuts?

Why would you say that to somebody you don't know? That's because he did it. Exactly. He physically couldn't keep it inside anymore. And it spewed out. And you so happened to be his subject. I'm going to get a call from the local police. You're going to get contacted tonight.

So that'll be fun. No, I'm going to enjoy the weekend concert tonight. That's ridiculous. That's insane. Damn, I'm going to enjoy the weekend concert tonight. That's ridiculous. That's insane. Damn, we actually talked about everything. Normally, we leave stuff off the topics list, but we actually talked about everything. But, guys, this is one of those,

I was reading your comments, you said you like the free-flowing episodes where we don't really like, it's just kind of like us talking, and this was it. I'm glad I kind of calmed down from that high. Four espresso. Yeah.

I don't even know what to say. We gotta go to the concert. Oh yeah, we gotta leave in five minutes. All right. Guys, thank you so much for watching this episode of the You Should Know Podcast. Be sure to join the Discord. Follow me on Instagram at PSH8.

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