You Should Know Podcast - STRANGEST SNACK EVER! -You Should Know Podcast- Episode 77

Episode Date: September 11, 2023

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oh jr smith the go Oh, J.R. Smith, the goat. We got co-host Cam. Get a studio. You resemble a gerbil. A gerbil? A gerbil. I don't resemble a gerbil. When you did that, do it again.

Yeah, like a little gerbil. That's not what gerbil sounds like in the slightest. You know, sometimes I wish you were my furry little animal. Oh, my God, that would be hell for me. That would be a living nightmare. If I was your pet, why? I'd probably be like, Sam, hungry lord, please, sire, feed me. And I don't have a opposable thumb.

I'm sitting there, please, lord, please, sire. I'm so hungry please sire i'm so hungry sire i've been inside sitting in the corner for four days you don't have a lawn lord please feed me that's why i i'd be it'd be a living nightmare please i just want to cuddle a bit you're always gone please lord that'd be that'd be me as your pet yeah yeah yeah i don't know what that was and that's probably the same attention you'd give me you'd walk in i'd be so cute just sitting there oh my god if i was a little dog especially a small breed i'd just be sitting there with a little abnormal head like a slightly larger head but a small breed. I'd just be sitting there with a little abnormal head, like a slightly larger head but a small body.

I'm like, and then you walk in, I'm just like, and you're just like, you're like, where's the ground beef? And I go, no, Lord,

I just want lovings. Please, yeah, that'd be me as your pet. So, thank you for opening that box of worms. That's not a saying.

What is a box of worms? Who sells, is that at Barnes and Noble opening that box of worms. That's not a saying. What is a box of worms? Who sells? Is that at Barnes & Noble? A box of worms? Who sells that? I was just saying. I was just saying. I'm so mad when I let myself down with speech.

I get so... I mean, it really tickles my pickle. But in a bad way. You don't tickle anything on me. You don't even know where my three primal tickle spots are. I know where your butchers are. You can guess one, but you don't. You like it when I lick in your ear.

I like it when you lick. That's another thing. If I was your pet and you were licking in my ear. No, I'm saying as a human. I'd be like, no. God, no. No, I was just. Your tongue is so wide.

It takes up so much space. Oh, my. Oh, no. Oh, my was just... Your tongue is so wide. It takes up so much space. Oh, my... Oh, no! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! And then I go to burrow in your crotch to sleep with you, and I go, Let me out, Lord!

Please, Lord, let me out! I could... I could never be your pet. I would try to get a little perfect circle of a little crotch area. You're laying down, and I get this perfect little human bed. And I just go, oh, God, Sire. There's gas in here, Lord. And you're going like this with the comforters keeping me in.

Oh, you sick bat. And your bed folds in, so I wouldn't be able to get out. Oh, my God. It'd be a trap. It's a living in. Oh, you sick bat. And your bed folds in so I wouldn't be able to get out. Oh, my God. It'd be a trap. It's a living nightmare. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That'd be the worst thing ever.

If I somehow became an animal and I was your damn pet. Oh, my God. I was just... That's the worst. That'd be the worst life ever. Oh, my God. That'd be such a bad life Oh my god What would I eat

McDonald's Yeah I'd be eating like Like buns Like burger buns I hate my buns Alright I was just saying I was just saying

I want you to be my pet So I can put cute clothes on you Cute clothes See that's your mind I would put cute clothes on you. Cute clothes? See, that's your mind. I'll put you in boots. You'd put me in boots? You'd put me in boots? Dog boots.

Dog boots? What am I, a ninja? Or are you putting me in boots? You know dog boots? No. You've never seen a dog boot? Yeah, when they walk outside and the owner puts them on the boots, or puts the boots on them because the concrete's too hot. And they're like, I'll put you, yeah, do that in the house.

In the house. And we'd match. So I wouldn't have food. I'd be shitting in a corner. Don't have grass to play on. Don't have a smell-good owner crotch. I'd put a raincoat on you. You look cute in a raincoat.

You want to wear a raincoat? The reason I'm bringing up pets pets my belly button's really wet yeah you can see it glistening in the light so is your fit why are you looking at your finger because i'm sitting there fishing for lint yeah i didn't i didn't i'm just saying because i want to buy a donkey you're not buying that i do want a donkey he's in moody texas or she's in moody texas and she's she's a thousand dollars and they said that it's the best one in the cattle and i want to get it so i could talk to it i would put it on the balcony it'd be dead in three days that you'd be on you'd be on dallas morning news no man puts

donkey on his man puts donkey on his balcony no i good... That's all it would read. Man puts donkey on balcony. No, Arkie put in the room. I have a big living room. Today's opposite day. You have a big... That donkey would take up the whole room. Hey, he'd be able to eat off all the damn crumbs you've left him, though. That's a fact.

No, what's the weirdest pet you've ever wanted? Um... I can't say it. Say it. I can't say it. Why? What is you gonna you're gonna take this and run with it say it for about seven years i wanted a monkey stop don't no of course no a little monkey not not like a chimp like a spider monkey yeah yeah itty bitty one the one that you can like you can hold your arm and then he bounces all around the shower i wanted one of it. I think I got that from my mom because she always used to.

She was like, oh, my God, they're so cute. The little ones are so cute. It's like a dog, but it can stand up on two and interact with you. And I was like, oh, that's true. And I saw some videos. I was like, bro, if I had a monkey. I actually wanted a miniature version of myself for the longest. What does that mean?

That sounds great. What does that mean? I wanted a six-inch version of myself to put it in my pocket. To where it's like I could send him on small exhibition missions for me. A lot of people say they want a clone, but that's a dangerous game. But I minimize the threat of mine, making him six-inch. I get that. He can't hold any weapon.

His utility would be... Imagine having a second you that you could send off, go spy on somebody. You reconvene. You rendezvous. 30 minutes later, he lets you know something you need to know. And you can trust it because you. I think that's fierce narcissism. What?

That is fierce narcissism. No. You can have any pet in the world and you want another you? It's not really a pet. It's like a science project. The You Should Know Podcast. Support for today's episode comes from the one and the only. Marine Lair. Marine Lion. The You Should Know Podcast. damn long so i'm excited that they are now sponsors of the ushino podcast very ecstatic because i cannot wait for the package to come in to show y'all how good these clothes are the

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I won second place. At a science fair? Yeah. What was project. Your brain is a science project. I won second place. A science fair? Yeah. What was your thing? I grew bacteria and then I used the different cleaning things to see which one was more effective. Oh, Lysol, by the way. If I could win a science fair of growing bacteria, all I have to do is go like this and put it on the table. Yeah, you literally take Petri dish and be like, the second you touch it, it's like, spawning. I have a real bad problem, because

normally I ask how your week was, but we all know, we all know. I do care. How was your week, Bubba? It was decent. It was, uh, he hates it. He thinks I give the most bland answers. You do. First off, I'm dressed like a dad at a cookout right now. You do look like you're about to go to t-ball practice.

This, I hope this ages well. These guys had better win tomorrow. Like, when we see – when y'all watch this Monday. They'll know. They better be wanting to know. That's all I got to say. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Anyway, but no, no, before you say that. Yes, sir. Don't lose that thought. But my week, it was good. Me and Liv 75 hard. Yeah. It's going very well. We're on day, like, eight right now.

Oh, round of applause for Caleb. So we made it through a full week, getting the gallon down, reading. Getting the gallon down. Gallon of water, reading, double workouts, no cheat meals, all that stuff. It's been fantastic. Honestly, the first two days were, like, the only thing because you have to form the habits. But after that, it's super easy. You know, I'm doing 75 hard, too. Oh, but you're not. No, but after that it's super easy you know i i i i'm

doing 75 hard too oh but you're not no you're not what book are you reading atomic habits by jk rowling i don't know the fucking writer and then you take your habit and you Bro. No. Tolkien is so much better than her, by the way. Don't know what that means. You literally just said a foreign language to me. Tolkien.

Yeah. J-R-R. Or J-R-R Tolkien. That's a man. Oh, what did he write? Lord of the Rings. Hobbit. Similar to all of it.

Not for me. Sometimes I smell like a hobbit. Can we? Okay. I want this to be on air. No. No. You say this like once a month. I'm not doing it.

But this is the first time it's going to be on air. Like, why can't you, bro? There's so many, I got a little too mad right there, and that's probably not going to look good. But, like, why can't you just do it for me? I had a genuine conversation last night, or no, earlier today with Olivia, and I said, babe, I know you probably have zero interest in Lord of the Rings, but as your husband, and I love it,

and I've seen it a gross amount of times, would you like to watch it with me? And what'd she say? And she said yes. Okay, so I'm going to ask you right here, then we can move on. Then we can move on. Okay.

I am not the type to make you sit down there and do a 10-hour thing, watch all three of them back to back to back. I'm just saying, one movie a night, three days in a row. Literally pick a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and it's just bam, bam, bam. How long is the first one three hours i'll watch it on the plane rides our live show that's no see you can't do that you can't add caveats what i'm trying to do i don't even want to do it

nobody watches lord of the rings 34 000 feet in the air that's stupid as hell because you can't hear the soundtrack appropriately there's gonna be other kids hitting you in the back you're not gonna be focused the screen's nine inches big what are you doing it doesn't matter i'm watching the damn move do you want me to watch a movie yes or no i want you to watch it with me not on a plane we can sit together on the plane oh it's weird i said with me not on a plane so you want to run my life i want to run three nights of it yeah i want to run three hours of three nights that That's it. I like that. What? You're a freak. But I was going to say, Liv might not make it to the movie.

Why? She always falls asleep. No, I almost killed her. What? Oh, my God. I have a bad thing with Liv. I don't know what it is. And then you started screaming at me.

It was your fault. No, it was not. Yes, it was. Yes, it was. No, it wasn't. Yes, it was. Yes, it was. No, it wasn't. Yes, it was. Yes, it was. Peyton, if I...

Yes, it was. If I yell, go, go, they're chasing us now, and you just take off, every good driver checks everything for you. No, they don't. Then you suck. You're my second eye. You're not a... Second eye.

Yeah, you're supposed to... If I trust... You trust me with your life, right? I don't know about that one. That's a... Damn, to. If I trust, you trust me with your life, right? I don't know about that one. That's a damn, that's a hard one. I trust you with my life, right? That'd be a very wise thing for you to do. Okay, exactly.

So if you tell me something. You almost ran over my wife. What's not my fault? She slowly got in the car. That's the second time I did it too. Yeah. Literally, we were leaving a parking spot. Yeah.

On the side of the street though. So he had, it was was parallel so we had to kind of get out there like with some urgency it wasn't just like quick pulling and he literally puts that thing in and drive and live goes in the back like she had one leg in the doors wide open you're so lucky you didn't hit the car in front of you with the door yeah no that would have been bad well i would have drove off anyway and left my wife no no well i would have said catch up all right i got you but if i hit a car i'm leaving the scene i'm not going to advise you to say that you know the police watching i'm joking this is all content and i would never do that kids don't do that but i've done it so many times started in high school i was there there with one. You've been there?

No, she did it horribly. We were in Waterburger, she backed up, eee, hit a truck, we said, live! And she left it in reverse and went, eee, and scraped it more and I was like No, I've never, I wasn't there. Oh my god. That would have given me mass anxiety. And then she calls her mom and says, somebody dinged your car.

I said, you scraped the shit out of it on that f250 can we talk about my outfit real quick and does it turn you on black on back lv and madonna bag i look like winnie the pooh winnie the pooh yeah like you ever winnie the poet you look like you look like a hairy like a flat wing like like i like i ordered a dry rub but there was like some lint on no okay what's the most comfortable way you walk around your house honestly because i love most to be swinging the most yeah i mean the like peak comfort would be basketball shorts no underwear and like a wife

beater or like a tank top or just shirtless yeah but but the way i this is weird and i've been getting judged for it a lot very judged for it a lot. Very judged for it a lot. I will judge you, too. I don't wear... I like my asses out, right? I like my ass being out. Because it's so hot back there and so wet. And I like it to...

You know what I mean, Cam? You felt it. Oh, no. Let's clear the air. No. Yes or no, I will expose you. Yes or no over there. Did I feel your ass? ass no how do you know

what it looks like i've seen it i've never felt it you think i'm just back there getting a grope no oh i'm slapping it before every podcast cam goes let's have a great pod and here you go yes we do right live i literally live sitting over there just say yes woman no but this is what i do this is what i do sorry i love you for every whenever i'm at home and i do get judged for a lot i pull my socks up like this because it covers the calf i've seen that yeah i do this often and then so let's pretend i don't have no panties on right now and i don't wear no panties and then i have my big shirt on like this That is disgusting and you get a glass of wine that is disturbing what bad what's wrong? No one of your length should be there's I should never see that much leg on you ever

So you look like a seven-year-old soccer player. They have their shin guards on, but the jersey's way too big, and they're just running out there. If you had cleats on, I'd be convinced that you were an attacking midfielder. That is not a good look. What's the strangest predicament you've caught yourself in a house? You've looked at yourself and been like, this is a nasty— If somebody saw me like this, it's over. I had socks and shoes on, and the rest of me was butt ass naked i don't know even know how that get there i don't know how do you get there i think it's because oh

oh i remember i just got the parent like the box just got to the house so i was trying it on but i was about like i got out the shower i was trying the shoe on to see if it'd go with the fit i picked out but i was just butt ass naked i mean i'm talking the shoes were tied and everything and i was just like this just like just standing just looking at myself in the mirror and i was like it finally dawned on me i was like what is wrong with me no you do a thing that it really does upset me and you've masked it as like it's like a mental trick to help you, but it's not. I leave my shoes on. Yeah. For so damn long. Welcome to ADHD. We had a whole day together. If you are ADHD and you take your shoes off when you get to the house, productivity.

But it doesn't seem like you don't get more productive. Okay, I have my struggles. If you leave them on. Yes. It's rising it's your brain apparently apparently

it sends a signal to you you're still in like work mode you're still dressed you're still work mode yeah but you don't but I try

so like it was 1am Cam and we were on the couch and you were in the and they were laced like tight yeah like you could have ran if you wanted to yeah in and they were laced like tight yeah but you could have ran if you wanted to yeah i think i'm also i like being ready for anything that happens

what would happen in your home so if someone busted in the front door i can i can your shoes save that i can protect us your shoes save that i can literally run to the staircase and dive and go imagine me jumping from the top staircase get out just right in their chest boom i just saw the bottom of my socks bro they are like you and the sickest part is yeah oh my god it's not that bad the sickest part is you just bought those yeah the whole pack weeks ago he bought a six pack of those socks the day before we left for la and they're already black yeah it's it's it's bad it's because you walk around your cursed disgusting apartment in your sock my apartment's not gross i gotta i'm not gonna lie i mopped it you oh you didn't but no you didn't mop it i know that for a damn fact. You need to walk around barefoot. Two reasons. One, so it wouldn't look like...

No, not now! Oh my god. His feet are abysmal! Oh my... What the... What is that? What is that? Oh my god. No, what is that? What is that? There's like a string dog. What is that?

No. What is that? No. Is that like hair that like here it's like glue get up no don't stop stop get out dog they are yellow they're yellow your leg your legs look like an iced coffee it's like dark and then brighter, little mixture like someone's swirling it. You wanna play that game? Show your fucking toe. No, no. And that's why my shoes are always on also. I'm insecure about my toe, my one toe. God. Damn that one toe. If I had one new toe, I'd be barefooted all the time.

Do you need it? That toe? Yes, I need that. It's my big- I need to just started all the time. Do you need it? That toe? Yes, I need that. It's my big... I need to just start over with the nail. I literally need to walk in... Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, no.

I need to walk into a doctor and say, remove it. Can't. Now. That would hurt. You're just... Your skin... Your undernail skin?

Yeah. You're going to bandage it, and they're going to give me something to where I don't feel it. I want you to feel how wet my foot is. There's no amount of money. Please, just grab it. No, no, no.

You want me to give you a foot handshake? You want me to give you a foot shake? It'll be good. It'll be good. You want me to give you a foot shake? It'll make us closer. I feel like our relationship's on the rocks, and I want you to... Oh, God.

Why? Damn. Olivia, the bottom of his foot is so smooth. It's smooth? Oh, my God. There's not a callus in sight. Thank you. I take care of it.

No, there's not. Your big toe is shaved. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Your big toe is shaved. The hair is prickly. Bro, your toes look like fingers. They're long as hell.

That's what I told you. Remember that episode I told you that I've been using my feet for everyday things, like to pick up pencils. Bro. Cam, get off my damn feet, bro. You don't want to have them out. You know what I don't like, Cam? You need to... No, no. Put the sock back on. It's so wet.

Look at your shoe. The audio listeners are so confused. Look at this. Cam, I don't feel safe anymore. I don't feel like this is a fun environment. Bro, this is like morphed. It's like you left it outside in like Phoenix. In weather?

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What? I hate Starbucks in the morning. That's the prime time. Too damn loud, too damn happy. They are too. Yeah, they're very happy. Too damn loud. They're very happy in the morning.

I'm not going to lie. Which is a great thing. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. Being happy in the morning? No, it's not. The second I wake up, they're very happy. Too damn loud. They're very happy in the morning. I'm not going to lie. Which is a great thing. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. Being happy in the morning? No, it's not. The second I wake up, I smile.

No. Oh, you're a piece of shit. The second I wake up, I remove shards of glass out of my eye, and then I smile. I go, ah, ah. And I'm like. Kim, so you're saying. And I go. No, you don't.

Why wouldn't I? It's another day. But you. It is. You should. We're not promised tomorrow. We're not. We're No you No you don't Why wouldn't I It's another day But you It is You should We're not promised tomorrow We're not We're not But you don't do that

So you should grab every single day Like it's your last I agree with you And that's why those people at Starbucks Are happy in the morning No You don't like one of the ones downstairs You don't like

That's one And I only see her in the afternoons So No I went in there I went downstairs right We have a Starbucks downstairs in the studio I went in Like a damn celebration.

Like, it was my birthday. It was 9 a.m. Uh-uh. 9.30 and below, there's a certain octave you got to respect. Yeah. You can't be out here yelling. You can't be at certain decibels. And there's a peak level of happiness.

It's a fucking chart, right? You can't do too much. I walk in, Peyton! Peyton! I flinch. I don't like it. He's here! Yeah!

It's like, I'm out. Yeah. Just turn around. My teeth smell like it. He's here! Yeah! It's like, I'm out. Yeah. Just turn around. My teeth smell like wood. It's a disgusting thing. You gotta brush your teeth more. I honestly don't. We talked about it last episode, but it's all the facade.

Oh my god, I'm getting my wisdom teeth out the day this airs. You are? Yeah, y'all are watching right now. Bubba is probably... Knocked. Like this. Knocked. I'm very nervous. I don't like any dental things. Bro, it's not bad. I promiseed. I'm very nervous.

I don't like any dental things. Bro, it's not bad. I promise you. I would not lie to you. I'm thinking about canceling it. No. Yeah. I'm not going to lie to you.

Do you want me to prepare you? Yes. Like, truthfully, as a brother. Yes. The worst thing out of the entire process is, like, right after you wake up. That's it. Why? So, your parents are coming down.

They're going to drive you back to your apartment perfect you're gonna be you're gonna feel fine there in the car because you're sitting there you have the ac on make sure you get in the front seat where the ac's on you you're just sitting there you're you're super high yeah like i'm you're like yeah you can't feel another dimension right when you stand up especially your situation going from the parking garage like a long walk that's gonna suck i'm just telling you right now. You're going to feel super nauseous. Oh, no. That's what I was worried about.

I hate being nauseous. You're going to feel super nauseous. I hate being nauseous. But, right, the amount of stuff that's in you and your body is trying to fight everything and the pain and whatnot, you don't feel pain. So don't worry about the pain. Okay. But you're going to feel like you're going to have to throw up.

Will I? I didn't. Okay. But I literally was like, oh, my God, if I don't lay down right now, I'm going to throw up. And as soon as you lay down, you're going to fall asleep. It's perfect. Okay.

So I just got to make it through that walk nausea that's it and then when you wake up switch your gauze and then literally like i don't know other people said it's painful there's no pain if you take your medicine do not do anything physical okay well i don't do that anyway no no youth bro i already told you my story yeah you wouldn't play basketball no i didn't i was working the basketball games. A game got canceled. I literally picked up a ball and was just dribbling and shooting. And you just bled. I started leaking for hours.

So I'm talking like, just think about that. Just dribbling the ball. You wouldn't even consider that physical in everyday life. Because your blood's pumping. You know, you have four holes in your head, in your mouth. I'm only having two. Oh, you have two holes in your mouth. Holy shit. So as soon as you, yeah, it's going to come out. So come out so i mean legit do as you do and just watch netflix chill

it's easy you know what just made me think because you're being so nice you haven't been nice to me in a long time it made me think of something you made fun of how loose my compression shorts were what made you think of that because i was like this is yeah it's it's like they were tight sweat pants they weren't even a compression i don't know what's wrong with my body dog like i'm nothing's wrong you just neglect something that's important what nutrients no gym no i don't i'm not gonna say the gym is important but that's i'm not getting on my soapbox but a lot of people think people are just out here being like meatheads and gym bros and stuff like that. I don't care if you body build, power lift, swim, cycle.

I don't care what you do. People need to be moving their body in some sort of way. If you literally just walk around your neighborhood and listen to us, that's better than doing nothing. You know what I don't like about the gym? I don't like there's groups of people. And I hate walking past groups of people. It is my least favorite thing. You enjoy walking past groups of people it is my least favorite thing you you you enjoy walking past groups of people doesn't bother me whenever you're

walking past and say they're having their own conversation you're not even involved in it you're walking past and they fucking giggle okay that's like it'll get you thinking but that's why you have your airpods in i can't i cannot walk around with AirPods in. What? It makes you dizzy. Walking with AirPods in? Hearing is a necessity for balance. What are you, like a pigeon? What are you? Pigeons can hear. Do pigeons have ears? I've never seen an insect sleep. You know what I mean? Have you ever seen like a bug go take a snooze? You know what I mean? Do they? Tell me you've seen a caterpillar rest. Never Have you ever seen, like, a bug take a snooze? You know what I mean? Do they? Tell me you've seen a caterpillar rest.

Never have you ever seen that. That's a good point, Peyton. Oh, my God. That's a fantastic point. You know what I mean? You ever seen a spider say, night, night? You know what I mean? I've never pulled up on a bee and he's just sitting there. I feel like certain things don't sleep.

Whales. How do you sleep in the ocean? Because they just float drown no no they just sleep they can breathe underwater no they can't so how they underwater all the time they come up that's why they do the tricks what right there's certain land ocean animals that have to come up for air right penguins what's a guild animal that has to have air a guild and that would be i don't even know they don't they that's like a that's a land mammal or a land no thing that's

good in water if they were born in the water you think they're just popped out and then they're like exactly i don't understand and they have to go to the surface you're about to throw up no there's definitely it has to be some level of learning if you're born in the water no shit bambi doesn't pop out just sprinting laps and stuff exactly so how does that work for a whale because they can breathe under the water there's y'all i'm looking at me like i'm dumb there's animals have sex let's just get let's Let's get to the origin of this story. What's going on there? They rubbing fins? Like what?

Are they just? No, they're anabolic creatures. What? What's that called when you have sex with yourself? Not photosynthesis. That's sugar in food. That's how you eat. It's not anabolic.

Pescatarian? That's, uh, can't have red meat. It's like asexual. Asexual. Asexual. You just get one in. Don't quote us. Do you have to, like, never mind.

You know what I'm saying? You're a freak bag. No, you know what I mean? Whales are asexual. Something in water, born in water, breathes Something in water Born in water Breathes in water Lives in water Learns in water Period

I don't agree with that I don't agree with that Two plus two is four I don't agree with that No there are Somebody goddamn google it Because it's going to make me mad If you don't

There's animals Liv can you look it up There's animals That are born in water That have to get air They choose to They have to If they're born Like it's like a shark or something If they're born You don't think have to get air. They choose to. They have to. If they're born.

It's like a shark or something. If they're born in. You don't think sharks can breathe underwater? No, they can, but they have to get air. I'm not. You're looking at me like I'm dumb. Dog, if they're born in water, they can breathe in water. I agree.

But they have to. They have to come up here. They don't have to. If you can breathe. That's like saying we can breathe. We were born above the surface. Yes. We can breathe above the surface.

Yes. Who? Whales above the surface. Yes! Who? Whales, sea lions. Yes! Can they breathe underwater? Yes, but they have to get air. Dolphins, seals, eels, and sea lions. Whales, dolphins, seals, eels, and sea lions.

Seals, eels, drills, and sea lions. I told you. So they can't breathe underwater. I told you. They live in the water, but they have to come up. They have to come up for air because they get tired. So they never sleep. That's what I was you. So they can't breathe underwater. I told you. They live in the water, but they have to come up. They have to come up for air because they get tired. So they never sleep. That's what I was asking.

They have to get – where do they sleep? That's true. Where do they rest? Above water. They have to. Yes, they go on the ice. They go on the ice. Or catch a boat.

Catch a boat. Hey, you got one more? That's exactly right. Seals. That's where they jump boat. What? You ever seen a seal on a dock? You seen a seal on a dock? Se. Seals. That's why they jump boat. What? You ever seen a seal on a dock? You seen a seal on a dock?

Seals are so cute. No, they're not. No, they're not. They're like, and they got whiskers. God, they're cute. How'd they go? And they're so,

they're so lovely. And they're like, they're so bald. Oh my God. I used to want to be in the circus. I would literally grab that. I'd clinch that little son of a bitch. I'd grab his little head and she'd be like and he'd be like oh you know they're the deadliest land mammal one of them no they're not one of them it's a hippo in the sea lion there you

go and a human being we're not having this we're top of the food chain we're not having this i get it because we how are we not the most deadly if we're top of the food chain everything everything on this earth fears us all right get butt ass naked if a lion looks me in my face and i have a machine gun who wins wins? Close your eyes. Close them. I want to see you close them. Think of Elon Musk. Now think of him with nothing on.

What are you doing? Think of a naked Elon Musk, right? I'm trying, I guess. Swinging out, you know what I mean? What are you doing? And then put it in front of him, right? Why is he doing jumping jacks? Is it impressive?

Stop. All right. Naked Elon. And then imagine walking up to him as a damn lion. Okay. Naked lion. No clothes on that lion. Lions don't wear jeans.

Lions don't have belts. Who wins? Never owned a pair of work gloves. Who wins? No! Who wins? In that scenario? Exactly.

A lion would win. Thank you. Ten times out of ten. Because that's what it is. Just deadliest land mammal. I know we already talked about this, but I'm telling you, you're dumb as shit, stupid ass idiot. You're so stupid. And you have a gross toe and your hip doesn't work.

And you had LASIK eye surgery when you were six years old, and that's illegal. Okay, you have a hairy small back, your legs are disgusting, you're knock-kneed, and your feet look like talons. So, your legs look like an ice macchiato. Your face, I don't know, your face is pretty good. You kiss it. Why don't we do that? I've been bringing this up with Cam, and I... Kiss me?

No, it's not happening. It's not happening. I give good kisses. No, I don't give a shit what you give good kisses. On the forehead. You want to kiss me on my forehead? Like, imagine we have kids, right? You're stealing my thing.

Kiss me. You sick bastard. I said, no! Imagine when we have kids, right? Okay. And I come over with a bottle of wine and a big loaf of bread. It's spaghetti night. Right? We're immediately Italian.

I have John, Jim, and Pam. My kids. John, Jim, and Pam. you'd be the worst dad there is john jim and pam put a little creativity into it and no and then i want my kids to wear overalls to your house are you with flannel shirts under the buttons are like carved out of a no shoes no shoes but imagine right it's spaghetti night at the kennedy's right and i have my kids john jim and pam They're at overalls. And I got a big loaf of bread, like wheat probably.

Yeah, like wheat bread. And I got a bottle of red wine. And then I have an ascot on, right? Who are you? And I smell like peppermint. Oil. It's my favorite. Who are you?

Me. Notice how you... No, because whenever we're 45, that's how I'm going to behave, right? John, Jim, and Pam, me, overalls, all that. Wine, big loaf of bread. You answer the door, right? And you have glasses on because your LASIK wore out. And so I open your door and I go, oh, Cam, can we give a hug?

Right? Okay. I give you a hug. And then I'm just like, don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. That's not bad. It's weird.

Why? I said. Why? Why? Again? Why? No, we're not doing that again. Okay. You freak. I said that I would would like even though it's not our culture yes but i've always respected and admired it from afar i think it's cool yes

when we are of grown age we have our families come and meet together have a little fellowship and family and we greet each other and each other's uh uh spouses at the door with the little fake side kiss thing. Yeah. Where you're not even actually kissing their cheek. Do it to me. You go like. Do it to me.

Do it to me. I just think it's like ultra respectful. Just practice. I'm not even going to get six inches close to your face. I refuse. To me, that's a danger zone. I'm not going to lie. If I am ever six inches near you from any part of your body, I feel a threat.

We used to sleep together. Like we shared a bed. I mean like we shared a bed i mean we shared a bed we did good god watch your vocab we used to sleep together and that's how you figured i have long toenails scratch exactly out of me and so what if we were sleeping right it was time to go to bed and you kissed my forehead we'd be it'd be like an instantaneous sparring session like we'd be right in the middle of round three just fighting you know what i also don't like i don't like voice memos they make me so uncomfortable i feel like if where are you where's your head you went from insects to whales to hippos to naked elon to kissing me with loaves of bread and jim pam pam

john and sally with burlap pants and wooden shoes and now you don't like voice memos you like a voice memo do you it's decent why why it's quick i don't want to talk to you it's quick that's why i'm texting you it's quick if you're not talking to it's why would i why would i say that hey bring the loaf of bread like this when i go hey, hey, don't forget that loaf of bread. Because I don't like it because I always have to do this and it feels like their lips are in my ear. That's because your phone's ass. That's because your phone is horrid. Broken.

Disastrous. I have a good phone. No, you don't. It's alright. It works. It's not. I spilled water in it and I had to suck it out and it tasted like battery. You know what I mean?

What? You just tried to suck the water out when you spilled it. Yeah, like this. Like, it spilled in the little holes right here, and then I was like, oh, no, and I tried to give it a couple taps, and I was like... I'm pretty sure that's not good for your brain. So much bacteria just went in your mouth. Oh, my God. I'm not going to brush my teeth either.

So much bacteria just went in your mouth. You know, you understand the voice memos are like it's borderline disrespectful if it's not invited especially we don't know each other don't send me a voice oh yeah no if we don't know each other it's a foreign voice in my ear yeah i do not like it i go i didn't know what to sound like i don't like that at all we're not this close do you ever stop liking people because how they sound that might be mean good god exactly it's like i don't enjoy your your tone that is mean that's it's me but that's i i can never agree with that because they didn't pick it if they're trying to be someone they're not and they're doing a fake

voice yeah screw them but if it's their regular voice you can't fault them for it i went to vacation once with my parents in florida and i went i wanted to impress the the girls that were there because it was a beach. And I pretended to have a British accent the whole trip. I swear to God. Who's here? Oi. Oi.

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Honestly, Kim, if there's one thing I'm good at, I think I have the best snacks of all time. Are you? Okay. You're just like, this is what would be in the dictionary for tooting your own horn or lie. I'm not good at snacks. No. My snacks aren't good. Your snacks? You don not good at snacks. No. My snacks aren't good. Your snacks?

You don't even have snacks. The only snacks you eat that I physically see you eat that is decent is beef jerky. That's the only snack I can give you. No, I make snacks. Okay, Gordon Ramsey, you make snacks.

I make great snacks. Have you ever had a salt and pepper banana? What the hell did you just say? A salt and pepper banana? A salt and pepper banana. Best snack ever. You want to try? I'm not trying

a banana with salt and pepper on it. Why? It's so good. That sounds horrible. Liv, can you go to our kitchen real quick and get a banana and some salt and pepper please? I'm telling you it's going to change your life. Best thing I've ever put in my mouth. I'm not trying that shit. All the

bananas. Bring them all. Bring them all. Bring them all. Thank you so much. You're welcome. Oh! You know what I mean? Get your banana. That's a fresh cream of banana too.

We just got this. I know. This is what I do. So you got your salt and pepper. There's no way. Pepper is black. Salt is white. Yeah, I know that. There's no...

You take your banana first, right? You peel the banana. That was way too aggressive. That was a clean break. That, I know that. There's no... You take your banana first, right? You peel the banana. That was way too aggressive. That was a clean break. That was way too aggressive. And rookies would normally go like this. They go straight on to the stem. Uh-oh, you bite the tip.

Okay. Bite the tip because it exposes the mush. Okay, and it can stick. I know your mouth is watering right now. My mouth is more dry than it's ever been. My mouth is inverting in dryness Watch this. I learned is a boot camp. What boot camp did you go to never been especially they taught you this shit? They have not eat good looking you pull over so turn it uh-huh the shots aren't working

There's no way look you pull over the salt on that John Mm-hmm Mm-hmm, you really douse it to where on that, John. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You really douse it to where you can see it sparkle, almost like a Fourth of July lighter. It looks like a crystal. It looks like an underground presses gym. It depends on a personal preference,

but I like less paprika because it's spicy. Do you understand we bought that salt? That's so much pepper. It's not paprika. You said paprika twice. It's pepper. And then you put the pepper on, back to the salt's like a little sandwich and then watch it sweet and salty best snack ever if I wanted sweet and salty I'd go get chips hmm what's it sweet you never had a sweet chip in your life look at you dumb that was dumb

if I wanted sweet and sour, I'm not. Oh my God, so good. It literally looks like there's ants on it. No, no. Yes, yes. It looks like there's ants on your mouth. Try it. I'm not trying that.

Put it in your mouth. Put my banana in your mouth. I'm not putting your banana in my mouth, you sicko. Look. Cam, please try it. There's no way you can eat this. And tell me it doesn't change your life. It's so damn good.

Look. Why are you peeling my fruit? Because I'm a generous host. Are you going to bite the tip too? My tip? Look. Take your salt and pepper. Why are you peeling my fruit? Because I'm a generous host. Are you going to bite the tip too? My tip? Look. Take your salt and pepper. Why am I doing this? It's so good. Why am I doing this? Everybody's going to try this. It's going to

change their life. I'm the snack connoisseur of the podcasting game. Oh, bite that tip. I feel like this is what like 80-year-olds do. Oh, no, no. I'm only 24. Take your salt first. Ream it at a lot of salt. Uh-huh. A lot of salt on that john yeah yes it is be strong there it is i see it uh-huh a lot of salt on there and then take it be careful

the pepper the peppers it's a feisty one put the pepper on a little bit of pepper depends on hey do you like pepper on meat not on fruit like a little bit of pepper. Uh-huh. Yeah. Is it close? Uh-huh. A little bit of pepper. There you go. That's a good amount of pepper.

You got to show the camera how much pepper's on your thing. That's a great dose. You're a professional. And then layer it with salt again. Layer it with salt again. No, it's so good. It's so good. No, it's not. It's so good.

Uh-huh, good. I felt it on my leg. There's so much more. You become a part of the experience. Show the it on my leg. There's so much. You become a part of the experience. Show the camera what you're about to indulge in. And watch right now. We're about to change Cam's life. My nose is already ruined.

I'm about to sneeze. Dude, it's so perfect. And it's filling. There's so much pepper. Eat it. Eat it. I'm about to sneeze. Eat it.

What's the magic word? Pineapple? Fruit loops. Pineapple. Elephant. I'm about to sneeze. Eat it. What's the magic word? Pineapple? Fruit loops. Pineapple. Elephant. There you go. It's just like a breakfast sandwich with everything bagel seasoning. Exactly.

Try it. Try it. Try it. Try it. Yeah. Tell me that's not the best thing you've ever eaten in your life. Huh? Oh, no.

Tell me that's not the best thing you've ever eaten in your life tell me i didn't just change your life oh no oh no oh no so much fucking pepper no no cameron it's good you got bro the banana turns to mush becomes like applesauce you sick son of a bitch you do not you don't eat it it doesn't feel holy this doesn't feel right yes you pepper the stem and then oh my god a lot of people are like why don't you just cut up the banana put in a bowl rookie move you don't do that yeah how is that a... Oh, my God.

It's so good. You're welcome. Why am I your friend? This is... The pepper won't leave. There's so much pepper. Look, it looks like there's gnats infested in your fruit. No, and this is why people are like, why don't you cut it, cut the banana, put it in a bowl,

and then put the salt and pepper on? Rookie move because this is the best part. It's like a little dessert afterwards. You see the stem, how it in a bowl, and then put the salt and pepper on. Rookie move because this is the best part. It's like a little dessert afterwards. You see the stem, how it sticks on the stem? You lick the stem. I don't even know if this is a stem. This is called the banana peel, you dumbass. That pepper has infiltrated your brain.

The peel, you lick the peel. And it's seasoned everything. Lick the peel. I'm not licking banana peel. What am I, a seagull? I am not foul. Yeah. Kim, that's not a nine out of ten snack at least.

That's a negative nine out of whatever the scale would be. Ten. Okay, imagine, it's a cold winter day, right? And you put, and you got fresh bananas on a stem, right? It's 103 outside. We're nowhere near winter. You peel the banana, right? You're watching a show you're

watching ozark it's cold you got the fireplace going i've already seen ozark and it's still not cold outside and then you have some pepper you got some bananas and you got some salt you layer that thing you put it in your mouth and then you're like what a great treat and you're like not only that i got my dog sitting next to me i'm gonna lick this banana pill you know you like you know seriously you're pissing me off you get an orange juice and a diet coke see your stomach is a party month a party yeah it's a party that the cops broke the door down and arrested everyone they could get their hands on that's the party in my stomach it is it is an after party of oh my god a vomit you see cam's a liar on the podcast can you see how he's holding

that banana he wants more have some salt no i want the real banana the banana is decent i'm a i'm a banana fan bananas are great at potassium but great for potassium potassium same shit different toilet bro it's good you really put salt and pepper on a banana and then you lick the pill you like the pill you sound like live pill lick the pill just for me once lick the pill yeah You sound like Liv. Pill. Lick the pill. Just for me once. Lick the pill. Yeah, no one. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I thought it would, like, stick to the pill.

No, no. It's like you get it all. I just licked, like, a teaspoon of pepper. It's because your dosage isn't good. You're a rookie. You've got to work towards it. My dosage? Don't eat this. Yes, try it at home. Everybody make a video and send it to me. Oh, my God. You're a rookie. You've got to work towards it. My dosage? Don't eat this.

Yes, try it at home. Everybody make a video and send it to me. Oh, my God. There's gnats. There's ants and gnats. Yeah, that's good. Eat it. Oh, my God, Cam. That's crazy.

That's good. That's like a cooling sensation. Yeah. And then you lick the pill. No, that was the worst part. Licking the pill. Whatever. No, the damn bite was awful.

Okay, Cam, you're just a little whiny bastard. You only like, that's what goes into your life. I eat fruit for exactly what the fruit is. You're bland and lazy. Who the hell peppers fruit? Ask your grandma if she does it. Exactly. I said it's like an 80-year-old thing.

No, I'm 24. Only people named Martha, like Calvin, and Wayne eat salt and pepper bananas. And Peyton. Oh, my God. That should not be a New Age snack. I think it's going to watch in a calendar three months. And a calendar three months is going to be on every brunch menu. Salt and pepper banana.

You think they're going to sell that at a restaurant? It's going to be called. They're going to peel it, slice it in front of you, and go. It's going to be called the Peyton-ana. The Peyton-ana. The Peyton- nana let's call it toilet number three salt and pepper toilet number three with a side of shit that's what it should be called oh my god i just got the craziest thing ever i'm a good guy that's debatable right now excuse me you shit yourself i think i felt that in my couch and they're not connected i felt that in my feet when's the last time you pooped yourself i have never oh you're you're a

liar you're a liar i've never pooped myself live has he pooped himself yes when when live since it's so easy to say yeah, oh she turns around When's the last time you shit your pants? She did shit her pants yesterday God I love that woman. No, but like isn't it kind of fun to shit yourself. What are we doing? No, no, no No, what are we doing? No, you know, it's not fun to shit yourself. That's it's discomfort because it gets crusty and your butt itches Did you just mean to tell me that you would you'd physically shit your pants and leave it? If I have a busy day. Or if I'm out.

I don't care if I was having tea with the president. If I shit my pants, Operation No-Go, I'm out of it. No. Say you're at a parent-teacher conference. If I was at a one-on-one basketball game with LeBron and I shit my pants, bye, Bron. See ya. If there's shit on my bare ass, in my underwear, in my pants, it doesn't matter. You're a prideful guy.

I could be on Deal or No Deal with Howie Mandel about to win a million dollars. If I shit myself, the game show's over. Okay, but you enjoy pissing yourself a little bit. What are you saying? That first six seconds that you pee yourself it's the most comforting thing in the world who pees themselves sometimes you ever have too much liquid you need you need study you need no people no no somebody's gonna agree with me you ever like laying down right you're laying down huh and then that then that Your lizard starts to get drained And that lizard

There should be a toilet The only time your lizard's getting drained There should be a toilet inside No, your lizard's spitting Like bush, maybe Backyard, open field And then you feel that warm right here And you're like

And then immediately you regret it You are a You are a freak No! If you ever drain the lizard on a love On a love seat On a sectional Oh! If you ever drain the lizard on a love seat, on a sectional, oh my God, you belong under the jail. No! Are you nuts?

Under the jail. Under the jail. Are you nuts? Cam, pee yourself right now. Oh, okay. What? You... I used to want a harness.

I wanted to wear a harness. What does that mean? Like, not... You wanted to be the kid on the leash. I didn't want to be on a leash because I didn't want a harness. I wanted to wear a harness. What does that mean? Like not when you wanted to be the kid on the leash. I didn't want to be on a leash because I didn't want somebody controlling me. I just wanted the comfort of a harness. Because don't dogs get so happy when you pull out the harness? Ruby hates her harness.

She feels like it constricts her every movement. Because she knows at any given time, she can be like, ooh, I can sniff this ant hill. And she just gets yanked. That's why I say I don't want the leash because I don't want to get yanked. But it's like a cool harness. It's like a bulletproof vest. It is not like a bulletproof vest. Yes, it is,

but it's open. Hence, not bulletproof. If I took a gun and shot you right where there's no harness, there's nothing proofing that bullet at all.

You think you could dodge a bullet? No. You're not quick enough. All right, Neo. What do you... You think you could dodge a bullet?

That's one thing that I always got recruited for in college basketball is my lateral movement. And have a quick first step. I could dodge a bullet. Yeah, you'd have a quick first step to the grave if you tried to dodge a bullet. You'd have a damn head start to your six-foot-under apartment. No, no, no.

I want to be put on the wall or taxidermied. Like Han Solo. Ice me. Okay. Han Solo and Calm Down Casper? You just said you want to be put in a wall. Not on a wall. In a wall.

Yeah. That is disgusting. That's a mausoleum. What's it called? What? I think this is all deriving from the fact that your feet are out. There's pheromones. Oh my god, I want to break your pinky toe so bad.

It is so vile. I want to snap it off. That's internal for you because you have a nasty toe and you want to break yours off. I only have one nasty toe. What was I saying? Oh, I hate when people go through my phone. That's not what you were saying. That is not what you were saying. That is not what you were saying.

In the slightest. In the slightest. You were talking about Han Solo, Mausoleum. Oh, Mom in the Converse. What? Somebody check the monster. Check the receipt. That monster's expired.

Do you ever feel like... Your drink's expired. Why are you gripping your manhood? You're about to piss yourself. You sniffed your hand. You're a sick bastard. No, I caught you. I caught you.

Do you ever feel like you peed out of your butt? Liv, that's diarrhea. It's so scary. You're scaring me. It's like a water faucet when you hold the tip of it. Oh, my God. I didn't sign up for this. Give me a hug.

No. I will not be touching you for three days. Three business days starting right now. Oh my God. You're, I didn't sign up for this. Give me a hug. No, I will not be touching you for three days. Three business days starting right now. What are you guys talking about? I hate when people go through my phone.

Who are you pointing at? Okay, we're taking five. We're taking five seconds. I think I can hear people. I need you. You ever feel like that? Like somebody's talking to you?

You're in a fever dream. I need to reset. Matter of fact, I need to reset you. You missed. Oh, sorry. Matter of fact, I need to reset you. You missed. You hit the top of the ramp. I didn't touch your gush. My head's not soft.

It's soft as hell. There's a gushy point up there. Okay, we're going to take five seconds. I need you to take one deep breath. We're going to get back in it. Ready? Go. I always wanted to be a skyscraper window cleaner. Just for the rush.

And like every time I go to like an office's window, I go like this. Like I'm squeegeeing the window with my legs open. Wouldn't that be cool? It's like Mission Impossible. It's the fact that I genuinely thought you were gonna breathe with me for five seconds two seconds and i always just don't want to be a skyscraper window cleaner i want to be like in an important job like that where people were you couldn't pay me you could not pay me i'm not gonna lie let's skydive anything with heights i hate heights you you hate heights you resemble

me of like a french bulldog i don't think you said of sentence you resemble me of like a French bulldog. I don't think you said of sentence. You resemble me of a French bulldog. So I am you and you are Frenchie? I don't think I have much time left. I don't. I'm so scared. I think you're on the cusp. Okay, this is what I was going to say. Cusp?

It scares me when people go through my phone, but I'm a good guy. You know what I mean? I see that. Yeah. It's weird. It's like your IP. It's like yes this is mine i don't have anything to hide but but don't touch it yeah it's terrifying oh my god no i feel that it's like it's an extension of yourself your phone yeah it's like it's literally it's like you but it's not it is

though because your whole life is on the phone as much as people like to be like bravado like i'm not depending on my phone the world works that way your your credit card information is on there you're like everything all the contacts in your like everything is centered around locations news everything you see people think bro people think oh they can go in dms whatever it's like i'm trying to crack the bank i'm trying to give me your card yeah let me get your no i'm just kidding i would never but like there's so there's a lot of stuff on your phone that it could be damning if someone else had yeah like really like i got pictures of you what does that mean what does that mean you ever think of blackmailing

your friends what i think of blackmailing you sometimes you can't blackmail me in case if you're like ever like i don't want to be your friend anymore you couldn't blackmail me i could oh yeah i could you don't have anything on me chat gbt and ai is great see that's sick the world we live in oh my god it's a scary place feel my hand real quick i saw you wipe the back your knee and i think that's my least favorite part of your entire body is the back your knee there's a very thin line where it's hairless. It is just baby ass on the back of your leg. Look at that. That is extremely limber. How are you so flexible?

You don't do anything. I've been doing Pilates. Spell Pilates. P-I-L-O-T-E-S-E. Oh, I heard you said overbooking. You know what I've been thinking of, Cam? You've been in a relationship for a long time

and you're married. Very long time. I love you, yes. She doesn't even care. She's eating a sandwich. But you've been in a relationship for a long time and you're married. Very long time. I love you. Yes. She doesn't even care. She's eating a sandwich. But you've been in a relationship for a long time. But I was thinking I wonder how you would be single. Oh, I'd be bad right now.

I have no skin in the game. I'd be like, so Luca, right? We need three and D wings around him. You know what I'm saying? She's like Bro, no. I'd be bad, bro. Okay. Honestly, it'd be really bad.

I'm not going to lie. I've been out of the game so long. You'd like to think I would like to test it every once in a while with no harm. Like window shopping almost just to see what I'm still made of. I'd fail. You'd do bad. But you're a good talker. But I don't know how you'd be with showing your best over getting somebody to like you.

You know how people like, for example, Tinder. If you had a Tinder, I don't know how you would be with like showing your best over like getting somebody to like you. You know how people like, for example, Tinder. If you had a Tinder, I don't know what it would look like. Oh, my God. I've never had a dating app. Yeah. Ever. What would be in your Tinder bio? Like what would be in your slideshow of pictures?

Okay, I'd pick a good picture of myself. Okay. I'm assuming I don't have Ruby because I'm not in that relationship. I'd probably screenshot my credit score, to be honest. Like, I don't have Ruby because I'm not in that relationship. I'd probably screenshot my credit score, to be honest. It's very impressive. That's going to win me some points right there. I swear to God. I'd open up Credit Karma, screenshot that, put that on there.

Next one over, maybe like I could screenshot my mile time too. That'd be, that's damn, like a screenshot of the watch on the workout. That'd be good. That'd be good. Oh my, my YouTube analytics.

Oh my God. Our YouTube analytics. That's, that's some player shit. I swear to God. I don't, but I don't know. Like I could put pictures of myself,

but I don't know. I wouldn't know what to say. No, I'm good with numbers. I prefer movies over books. I don't know. I'm decent at apex. I don't know i wouldn't know what to say no i'm good with numbers uh i prefer movies over books i don't know i'm decent at apex i don't i wouldn't know what to put what do you put in a in a profile bro if you put a screenshot of youtube analytics in your tinderbox it should be a federal crime impressive you know they are great shout out to y'all i mean i don't know your

credit score ko it's very nice, though. It's very nice. Like, people. As a second picture? People yearn for that score. Maybe not the second. Maybe a picture of me, a candid picture of me in, like, dressier attire, maybe. The first one's, like, a decent normal fit, I would assume.

Maybe a graphic tee. The second one, like, some sort of sweater. Something showing some diversity. Holy shit, thank God. Third one, Credit Karma. Fourth one,ike fitness app fifth one youtube analytics wait are you screenshotting the nike fitness app or is it a picture of your apple watch like that with the time on there picture of the apple watch i get

to show the wrist i get to show the wrist it's like it's like a um like what else can i put nothing you don't need a dating app uh not sure what my favorite color is anymore um holy shit what would you okay say we're at a bar right and i'm a girl right okay say i'm a girl I'm not sure what my favorite color is anymore. Holy shit. What would you... Okay, say we're at a bar, right? And I'm a girl. Right. Say I'm a girl.

I'm pretty. And I got a big butt. Okay. Okay. You saw me through that thing. And then we're making eye contact, right? We're across the bar. We're across the bar and I go like this.

I go... I give you a little wave and a lick of the lips. I have a drink and I go. They're big security. I go, oh, no, no. We got Tommer in here. Okay. And I was.

And I came up to you. And I was like. Oh, you came up to me? Yeah. See, I'm already winning. And I go like this. I go, hi. I go. Hey. I go, hi. I go.

Hey, I go. Name's Cameron Michael. Oh, your collarbone hurts. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What's your name? What's your. Oh, what's Cameron Michael?

I already told you. You can't listen. Good. What's your name? Peyton. Peyton. Peyton. That's awfully masculine.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I go. I go Peyton. Peyton? That's awfully masculine. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I go Peyton? Okay. Yes. What do you do? Finance. Finance? I bet I'm better than you. I don't know what to say.

So glad you have your wife. I. So glad you have your wife. I'm so glad you have your wife. Oh my god. If me and... Oh my god. Let's try it again. We're never gonna break up, but if me and Liv do, god, y'all gotta... You're fucked.

You gotta pray for me. Alright, let's do it again. So she's... Okay, I need to ensue confidence. She already came up to me. Alright, we gotta do that. You've already came up to me. You're gonna make a wagon out of nowhere?

What are you doing? I'm like this. If she came up to me like that, I'd be like, hey, do you know how to set a good screen? I'd go, do you know any horns action sets? You're 6'7". I'd go, my men's league team's looking for a great power forward. Okay, I'm sitting down. I'm sitting down.

I go, do you understand slipping when they're trying to ice? Oh, shit. Okay, she'm sitting down. I'm sitting down like like do you understand slipping when they're trying to ice? Shit she comes up. That's my problem. I wasn't confident. You come up to me now. No no no no no She comes up again. I'm confident. Hey, I saw you from across the bar. What's up? I saw you from across the bar you did yeah, and what'd you like about me? What? What'd you like about me? Hold on you saw me from across the bar. What'd you like? You're why did you spend your time coming like about me? What? What'd you like about me? Hold on. You saw me from across the bar. What'd you like? You're scaring me. Why did you spend your time coming up to me? Tell me two things right now.

You're pretty. I'm pretty? Men aren't pretty. They're handsome. What's next? You snort. I don't like that. I don't like snorts.

Hey, Piggy. Oh my God. No, that'd be so bad. Okay. Hold on one more time. I meant Miss Piggy as a joke. That doesn't make it better though. Okay. Hold on. One more time. I meant Miss Kiki as a joke. That doesn't make it better though. All right.

Okay. One more time. Complete honesty. One more time. That was a joke. That was way too confident. I'm about to shit myself. That was douchey.

Here we go. Here we go. Hi. Hi. Hold on real quick, bro. Hi. Hey, how's it going? I'm not good.

Why'd your voice get so soft? He said hi I was trying to be soft and nice Okay, one more, one more A woman doesn't like, like if I go like this, I go Hey, how's it going? Get the fucking present Alright

Hi I just, I hate this action too Hi Hey, how's it going? Ooh, I like your little, I like your French tips You want me to kiss your hand? I don't, I mean, you gotta to buy me a drink or something first. I don't just give out free kisses.

I like that. Okay. What's your name? Cam. My own name isn't even confident. All right, ready, go, scene. Scene. Okay, one more, one more.

No, same though, pick it up right there. Okay. What's your name, Cam? Oh, Cam. Is that short for something? same though. Pick it up right there. Okay. What's your name? Cam? Oh, Cam. Is that short for something? Cameron. I don't like my name. Doc, I'm not going to lie.

I hate saying my name through drive-thrus. I hate it. You're like, what's the name? I go, Cameron. Yes, dude. It's the worst. Okay. That's why I always say Steve whenever I go through that. It's short for Cameron. No, no. What's your name? Let me just show you. Let me just show you. So I'm the girl. Yeah I go, Cameron. Yes, dude. It's the worst. Okay. That's why I always say Steve whenever I go through that.

It's short for Cameron. No, no. What's your name? Let me just show you. Let me just show you. So, I'm the girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me show you.

Okay, please. Golly, I suck. Honestly, in real life, I think it's the fact that I know I have a wife, so I can't do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In real life, I'd be better than that. Yeah. Hopefully. Here you go.

All right. Come up to me. I'm going to fully embody this. Yeah, let's do it. Okay. Excuse me. What's up? Hey, what's, it. Excuse me. What's up? Hey, what's, you know, what are you up to?

That's how you get it done. How dare you? How dare you? Holy shit, that's funny. No, how dare you? That was a joke. I don't like jokes. Do you like this too much?

What's your wallet looking like? Skinny and broken. It's skinny? Like you and your legs? Why are you wearing shorts in a club? No one likes to see leg hair. Cool, we get it. You have a thigh tattoo.

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Raise the roof. Raise the roof. Raise the roof. Raise the roof. Raise the roof. Raise the roof. Raise the roof. Raise the roof. Raise the roof. Raise the roof. Raise the roof. Raise the roof. Raise the roof. Raise the roof.

Uh-huh. Raise the roof. Raise the roof. Raise the roof. I got to raise the roof. My name is Peyton, and I got really stinky balls. Okay. Honestly, have you ever walked by me and smelled me?

100%. You ask me every day. 100%. But is it a bad odor? 100%. Cam smelled the small in my back during a commercial break, and he said I smelled good. Well, I do the people and say you don't smell my back You look like you smell good

But then when you walk up to you It's like Damn Sorry P That's tough No It's honestly A lack of confidence

Me Yeah Cause you ask us everyday Do I stink right now Do I stink No I stink Don't I

No Smell me No It's everyday I have a nasal congestion problem It's not congested It's actually very open So you don't know when you stink So then you wouldn't be able to No stink don't i no smell me no it's every day i have a nasal congestion problem it's not congested it's actually very open so you don't know so then you wouldn't be able to no you don't because you wouldn't be able to smell i think there's something in there that's why remember that podcast i was laughing i was doing this i think there's something in my nose it

stinks i think my beard stinks too like your upper lip that i can see that because usually people they're like i'm not gonna lie i thought my upper lip stank for like three days about a week ago. Not now. You're not going to get that because of my mouth. What did it end up being? I have no clue. It went away. Do you ever brush your lips? I brush my gums with my toothbrush. Your lips? No, I have like a lip mask that I put on and it helps

just moisturize and you put it on before you go to bed. Oh. Yeah. No. I don't do that much. Cameron uses it too because his lips get so chapped. I have, yeah. Yeah, you do have... You were going through a little sabbatical with chapped lips. Oh, my God. It was so bad. Your lips are attractive. He gets.

What are we doing? Sorry. They are kind of attractive. Yeah, right? Okay. And you know what else he gets? Like around the fall time, he gets like these little pokey, what would you call them, babe? It's like shards of glass in my nose.

Like in his nose. You always, yes. Yes. It's bad. It is bad. And I have to hear about it for all of fall. It's like, live my nose. It's bad. And I had to hear about it for all of fall. It's like, live my nose. Ow.

Live my nose. That was a horrible cam impression. I'm going to save my bullets. Let's all do our cam impressions. You go first. You go first. He's like, he's like he's like all right uh he's like he's like oh wait red light oh that's right oh no he did this is running like this

because he left the fan he left he left the fan in the house he was like god damn it and he hit the god damn it like no one says that like i'd be like oh fuck he's the god damn it like no like I'd be like oh fuck he's like god damn it And you bit your hand don't even act like you did And when you're frustrated and you're like walking away like say what it was make you mad you walk away from it You walk like uh what Sasquatch you like lower your head here like this you like you get so good, okay? I like this and when you're tired Okay, keep going. When you're tired like after you run You look dead.

Yes, he gets those dark-ass circles under his eyes. When we first started dating, like, I'm saying this now, we're married now, I was like, I don't know if I can deal with that. I do not know if I can. You don't know. I was like. If I was physically exerting myself on a collegiate basketball court. But, babe, it started to become. No, no, no, no.

Because my eyes get black. No, it became more of like an everyday thing. Like, we would wake up next to each other. Oh, I had black eyes every day. no. Because my eyes get black. No, it became more of like an everyday thing. Like we would wake up next to each other. Oh, I had black eyes every day. Now I have black eyes every day. No, not anymore. Because I don't know if you put on some weight or you've gotten more oxygen. But when we first started dating, when we were standing out with each other and stuff,

you would lay down and wake up and you would have dark circles on your eyes. I'd be like, good morning. The first time I played basketball with you I was like do we need your inhaler? Are you about to die? Oh but we love you. And when you stink you stink. No. One day at the gym

I walked by him and I was like we gotta go. We have to leave the gym now because it wasn't like an onion-y smell. It was like a heath. We don't want to talk about gym stenches now, do we? Okay. We don't want to talk about gym stenches. I know I smell bad.

That's the only time I stink is when I go to the gym. My sweat, and bless my sister's soul, she got the, I guess, the Johnson gene of sweat. Shout out to Tony Johnson because he has all his babies stinking. Boy, that's a fact. Liv be smelling right after the gym. He doesn't like going to the bathroom after me. Your shit is nuclear. Excuse me.

The fact that you're jolting. I'm like losing like. Okay, hold on. Oh my God. We're going to continue this game. I like this. Okay. Let's each do live impressions. You and me do a live impression. And then we're going to continue this game Let's each do Liv impressions You and me do a Liv impression

And then we're going to do Peyton's You go first with Liv I want to go second Be brutal like you were with me Go I got tough skin The only thing I can impersonate Liv is her walk Okay do it

Shut up The only thing I can impersonate Liv is her walk. Okay, do it. Shut up. You know what? I've been practicing since I've been saying that. Every day I go on my walk for my 75 hard. I really focus on not doing that. I like your walk. Because I caught myself doing it. I'm like, what the fuck am I doing?

Like, I'm like doing like a, you know those dances like. She literally goes. It's like a little leaned back with the one like i honestly think it's because and i don't mean this in any way honestly think it's because never mind i'm not yeah i'm really scared about your brother yeah i'm not okay okay my turn i already know what you're about to say you have no clue about my oh no i'll do that too though oh my god no one liver anytime lives focus she goes And then when you're talking and she's on the verge of saying something really excited she goes But that's not even what I was gonna do this what I'm gonna do oh hey, babe your home

Hey, can you take the trash out now? Someone else I'll be myself as well baby. you've been here by yourself for seven hours why didn't you take trash out i just feel like it's a man's duty uh-huh that's stupid it's a single trash can the trash can's right there you should probably should have took it out no you should do it okay what have you been doing all day don't do that to me i had to work really hard to find the show i wanted to sit and watch all day. Okay. I'm going to stop you there because I have not said that since I've been at home.

When I was still teaching, hell yeah, your ass was taken out of the trash. I've taken out the trash since I've been staying at home life. Even yesterday. I'm having an exorcist. Yesterday when I shit my pants, I had to take my dirty When I had to take my dirty... When I had to take my dirty-ass shorts to the trash, I took them out. Didn't I, babe?

No, you didn't. No, she didn't. Oh, my God. Matter of fact, she's lying. No, she didn't. I'm lying. She took her shitty drawers. He did.

Yeah. I walked by that trash can. I was like, Cameron's got it. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Wait. The fact. The fact that she shit her pants and y'all put it in your, what trash can? The one in the kitchen? What other trash can do we have? Andy didn't take it out till this morning. No, no, no. Y'all left shit in your kitchen.

That's what I'm saying. Y'all don't respect the sanctity of a kitchen. No, you don't respect the sanctity of life. So she put it in there, sprayed the can down. Oh, no, there's shit in your kitchen. Closed the bag, wrapped it, put it outside. All right, what's your impression of me? Oh, yeah, let's do Peyton's.

Okay. Be nice. I'm a sensitive man. Oh, which one do I want to go for? You have to start. No, you got to start because I have too many different avenues. I'm a very regular guy. Oh, but there's some things.

I mean, I can do a classic one. Okay. I can do a classic one. You go first, though. I'm a very regular guy. Oh, but there's some things. I mean, I can do a classic one. Okay. I can do a classic one. You go first, though. I'm thinking. I'm really trying to get him good. I'll do a classic. You can go, and then I'll do something else.

All right. So, okay, here we go. It's very normal. There's nothing wrong with that. What was it? No, it's literally my job. I'm working right now. No, like I'm not even doing this for pleasure.

I'm working right now. I'm working. Bro, I heard everything you said for the last 45 minutes. I heard it all. Oh, fuck. You said something about the dude and, yeah. Okay, I have one. So when we get to the studio, you know, we all get here around the same time.

Peyton gets out of his car. And usually me and Cameron have more than enough stuff to grab. Peyton's like, you just fucking. Oh, you farted in my face. I did not fart in your face. Oh, my God. She's got a pink eye. I'm so sorry Okay, okay, I'm gonna have to talk like this the rest of the episode. Look at her she looks insane

I don't even smell anything. All right go ahead Back to what I was saying I'm glad my eyes smell good like I smell like my Louis Vuitton So when we get to the studio pains, you know me and Cameron have a lot of things pain usually has his probably water He's been using probably for about a month and he's like hey, yo, can you grab that? This is literally him. I'm just like his wallet. There is no fucking way he decided that damn question. This is his wallet, right? Yep. This is his phone.

He's like this. He's like. It's like, hey, dog. Nothing in his hand. Nothing. Hey, dog, could you help me carry that? I go, Pete, just grab it yourself. He goes, wow, like that's the type of guy you are?

I go, are you kidding me? That's him. That's him. Okay, that's fair. No, it's because I have to open the door with my key card i don't care i don't care you're one lazy person i walked in today with a jug of water a fan a backpack everything and you like to lie a lot oh my god what i lie about i don't know camera just calls you a liar so i just no cam's a liar oh oh he's not a liar he's just a hothead i'm telling y'all the last couple

weeks not hothead i take that back just more of like like patience yeah cammy's impatient i'm impatient wait what were you saying oh bro bro watch out you're putting a scratch on my 600 desk the receipt says $149. Or he'll lie about. These are my $2,000 shoes. Or we'll say, hey, pay. I go pay their air forces. No, I'm just kidding. Or he'll say things like, hey, we're going to get to the studio at this time.

And then he'll double back and be like, I didn't say that. Oh, my. I didn't say that. Oh, wait, what? It's on y'all. No, no. Y'all are the ones that do it. No. Oh, my God.

What was it the other night? I was fuming. Oh, because he was talking about the fight tonight. Oh, my God. Oh, we got off the phone? You said, dude, you said Friday night. I never. That's the thing about you.

You do not admit when you're wrong. That is the thing about you. He doesn't admit when he's wrong. He does not admit when he's wrong. And you do. Yes. Neither of you do, and I see it. Neither of you do, and I see it. Neither of you do, because I see it both ways.

And that's the only thing about y'all's friendship. I'm like, are they serious right now? Like, y'all will be on the phone for about 30 minutes just going back and forth about who's right. And I'm like, y'all really have the nerve. That's the stuff none of y'all ever see, too. I see it every day. And, like, we're in we're in this triangle of marriage, and I've been saying that since the day he signed the contract

to be part of H&M Studios. But it's okay. It's all good. It's fantastic. I'm sorry you feel that way and that I failed you as a lover. Jesus. All right, Cam. Why do you do that?

You have to. Oh, do you love me? Sorry, sorry. No, you're good. You have both of us on on and a lot of people say that you married the girl version of me so me and live are very alike brother yeah from another gang and so i want since we're both on the podcast i want you to do something and one time i was trickling down the street and there was a waterfall near my feet yeah and then I went and chose my meat and then I got arrested beep beep all right all right let's go halfway

introducing and stop you said I feel like my right ass cheek is numb okay because I have you two numb skulls on today's episode wow yeah. Yeah, well, that's rude. I figured. Man, let's show them Peyton. Yeah. I figured let's ask some basic trivia questions. Oh. Okay.

We got this. Are we on the same team? You, her, and the demon. No. Three is the max. Two is what you're allowed to. He said, are you on the same team? So, me and her are on the same team.

Correct. Cool. Okay. Wait. That's my teammate. Should it be same team or should we put you against each other? Ooh, let's just see who's first to answer. Yeah.

Yeah, let's do that. If we answer correctly, we both... How many soccer players should each team have on the field at the start of the game? 12. I didn't mean that when I said it. I was trying to be fast. Completely wrong. Because trivia is fast.

We gotta be fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fast. Quick. Wrong. Wait, what was the question? Say it one more time. Soccer players, how many to start the game?

Seven. How many teams? I mean, which team? A singular game. So everybody on the field. One team. It's yeah, yeah, fast. Quick. Wrong. Wait, what was the question? Say it one more time. Soccer players, how many to start the game? Seven. On how many teams? Wrong. I mean, on which team? A singular game. So everybody on the field. One team. It's not 12. It's not four.

No. Higher or lower? Lower. Five. You think there's five people? Okay, there's a goalie. 16. No.

There's a goalie. Okay, there's a goalie. We got a goalie. That's one. And then there's like 12 of the motherfuckers running around. 18. Wrong. 10. 8. That's one. And then there's like 12 of the motherfuckers running around. 18. Wrong. 10.

8. Wrong, wrong. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 11. I said that. I said 12. We said that. You never said 11. And she just said, I said 12!

You said the wrong answer. We were close. We were close, man. No one knows that shit. Whatever. They don't. It depends if there's a middle defender. Have we ever played soccer?

I did. I used to be really good. No, you didn't. What position? It was kids, so you just go right around. Same. That's what I did, and my dad said I quit because I didn't like running. I scored seven goals in one game.

That's pretty damn good. Yeah. No, you didn't. It never happened. What is the common name for dried plums? Huh? Dates. Nope.

Oh, no. Prunes. Yep. Yes. Yes. Yes. Louis Lit drinks those. Louis Lit does drink those.

Prunes. Prunes. Yeah. One Peyton, zero Liv. Fuck. Which country produces the most coffee in the world? New York. Oh, shit.

Asia. Asia. I saw it on the Starbucks wall. She said a state, you just said a continent. Oh, wait. Wait, countries. Countries. Countries are like-

China. US. No. Canada. No. No, Mexico. Howries. Countries are like. China. US. No. Canada. No. No, Mexico. How many more countries are there? How many more countries are there?

Canada. Colombia. No. Canada, USA, Europe. Is Europe a country? Yes. No. No.

Europe is a continent. I don't know the fucking difference. That's the boot. Wait, that's Florida. Because it's at the very end of the end of the map look on it that's a peninsula wouldn't I don't want to be on the same team so she's making our team look bad no y'all aren't on the same team anymore you are sole survivors okay the answer is Brazil that's what I said pretty damn close

alright ask something that people know which European which European nation was And I said New York. Pretty damn close. All right. Ask something that people know. I know. What the hell? Which European nation was said to invent hot dogs? Are you fucking kidding me? Oh, Italy. Nope. European.

Yeah. I don't even know what's in Europe. I've never been there. The only one I know is Europe. Rome? Italy. Oh, that's a good question. Go ahead and guess.

That's a good guess. That's a good question. Hot dogs? Yeah. Germany is the answer. Cameron. Germany. This is like answer. Cameron. Germany. Ass?

This is like... In which body part can you find the femur? The arm. Your hip. It's your hip. It's your leg. Leg. As soon as he said...

You literally grabbed your leg and went, arm! But femur, that's like... Not an elbow. No, that's your elbow. That's your weenus. Well. You said it, too You said oh, which bone or babies born without? penis No babies don't have like all this fine. That's all you gotta hold the rain. They're not born with the brain. No, they're not born with the brain no they're not it's looking like you're not born with the brain talking about they're not born no no no it's kneecaps what what they're not born with

kneecaps they are no they're not i've felt daxon's kneecaps before his daxon's over two a child they just they form kneecaps yeah that's how your baby comes out you can move that little shit like like twist it, turn it. I don't know why I said what I said. Maybe twist or champion. Okay, I really need to lock in, because we're both fucking up. Yeah, please lock in. Don't put me in the same room.

About how many taste buds does the average human tongue have? Five. Fuck. No, it's a lot. It's like a thousand. Higher or lower? Higher. 5,000.

Higher. 10,000. Correct. Five. Ding, ding, ding. You think there's five tastes you can't take one for like sugar ones for meat veggies why in the hell do you need that many damn taste buds you'll eat that much shit anyways especially you don't you have no you have no clue how life works what is the periodic element symbol for potassium po k k potassium i knew it because i eat a lot of potatoes i mean uh not fucking dude okay let's put it on pause real quick this is this is not trivia this is like you going and finding like bill nye the science guy questions

this is literally trivia questions these are hard it not fair. It's not like common knowledge. It's not. This isn't common sense. Ask me some street stuff. Like, we're from the streets. Okay, I'm tired of this. I am so tired of this. Every time she can't answer something, she goes, I got more street smarts though. No, you do not. You put me on that street out there, I bet I survive.

What'd you just say what did you just say say with your chest say with your chest what are you gonna do beat me up street smarts yes go on the street and i'll survive i'll survive all right give me you said what country i said which continent is the largest continent russia no no that one canada no that's a country no i'm dead ass i know europe europe wrong china yep wrong no continent it's the big one the big one upstairs upstairs you know what the one i'm talking about yeah but russia's up there these history questions? I don't know. Asia! And it's not history. Asia! Seven continents.

North America, South America, Europe, Asia, and Australia. Africa and cold and winter. These are the seven continents. All I know is A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, I, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z. Next time, won't you? Oh, fuck. She doesn't even know that. Jesus Christ.

I think it's time for people's favorite. You know what that is? Pop culture. Pain and live. Pop culture. Pain and live. Ow. Cam didn't do it. It's the first pop culture you didn't do. Pop Culture Payday Cam Pop Culture Payday Cam Cam didn't do it's the first pop culture you didn't do. I didn't join in because My brain has had enough with y'all it just baffles me every time, but I'm trying to be respectful to you Just stay nice, but my pop culture is very very simple

Three words depending on how She just made fun of me, didn't she? Yes, she did. What'd she do? We were just laughing. We were just laughing. His face is... I just thought it was funny.

I'm sorry. Cam hits me. I'm sorry. That sounded like she was about to say... Three or four words depending on how you spell it. Super Bowl or bust. Dallas Cowboys. That's all I about to say. Three or four words, depending on how you spell it. Super Bowl or bust. Dallas Cowboys. That's all I got to say.

First game is tomorrow. We're going to take the dub easily. Football's back, baby. Oklahoma State. Go Pokes. Every single Sunday, me and Olivia watch the Dallas Cowboys and eat spaghetti. Yeah, we do. Spaghetti Sunday.

Holy shit. You don't just remember. It's been a year since we all came to my house. Oh, wow. You let that cookie dough in there Yeah, that's stayed until like two months ago that oh my god We made a cookie dough dip for the Cowboys opener last season and it just left his what are you doing? Nothing grope Zilla over here. You're just sitting there i got my martin yeah y'all got it it's hot my pop culture is um diarrhea plane oh my god yeah you see that that's so awful that they did that to that guy if i came out of the bathroom and they all looked at me when i pooped i'd be like what the fuck you looking at no she's talking about completely

yeah you're talking about a whole different thing there's someone that literally shit them like all over the plane like from the top okay never mind right to the back the whole thing was filled with diarrhea they had to turn the flight around and stop it oh no I would got a refund immediately there's oh yeah I would have got a refund I would have got bone I got a VA check like what was the plane oh my god I know at least I at least four people threw up at least oh my god What have you got on your lips still in the air if it got on my lip? That's how the bitch would be no full Nelson like it was sprayed

Okay, so what's he okay? Walk me? You know you know I don't get on social media shit So he was in the toilet in the little plane toilet. Yeah shit. Did it like no no one even said he was in the toilet I think he was trying to get to the toilet and he shit his pants and there was diarrhea all over the plane. My God. That much diarrhea? It's a lot of diarrhea. All on the aisle.

Like all on the aisle. This is a grown ass person. See if I can find the receipts for you. I don't want to see that. I've already seen enough shit this week. But yeah, one thing to lead it more into pop culture, I've never used the bathroom on a plane. Terrifying.

I've never stood up on a plane. I don't believe in moving on, walking on moving. We're not going to put the overlay of the video because we'd get demonetized. It's red. That is red. That's not diarrhea.

I don't believe on walking on moving things. Like buses can't do it. Planes can't do it. I can't walk. Do you just hold your pee the whole time? Huh? You hold your pee the whole time on a plane? I can hold my pee and my poop for like 16 hours.

That is a lie. I could. That's how you get a UTI and a lot of other things. I'm not worried about it, though. I got strong clamps, if you know what I mean. You got Hall of Fame clamps. Or you just wear a diaper. That's what you do.

I want a diaper. Okay, I'm not going to agree because that's insane. Go ahead. I wouldn't mind experiencing a diaper. Okay, here's what you do. I want a diaper. Okay, I'm not going to agree because that's insane. Go ahead. I wouldn't mind experiencing a diaper. Okay, here's what you're going to do. When I'm pregnant, I have to wear a diaper, so will you. And so we can be in it together. Excuse me?

That's not going to happen. You have to wear a diaper when you're pregnant? Because, you know, you rip your thing open. So you have to wear a diaper. What? A diaper. Because you're going to be bleeding and all sorts of shit. Pregnancy sounds scary. So when I wear a diaper, you got to wear one too. because you're gonna be bleeding and every all sorts of shit pregnancy sounds

scary so when I wear a diaper you gotta wear one too you said you want to try it perfect timing for Halloween could we be babies that'd be cute yeah we would get butt naked we're not playing we have diapers those little sumo wrestling yes and then we can all wax stand up and do one of your jokes and some Johnson just slips out yeah then we're done pac. So I'm saying. And then you stand up and do one of your jokes and something Johnson just slips out. Yeah. Then we're done. Do you do little pacifiers?

Little matching little bonnet things? Yeah, and they get a little bib. And I can split up on you. Yours would say like Uncle P and his would say co-host cam. Yeah, that'd be cute. Alright, that was great.

Y'all want to sit here as naked babies on Halloween? Yeah. What do you think about that, Dragone? He doesn't care. Okay. That was Pop Culture

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