You Should Know Podcast - STRUCK BY LIGHTNING! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: July 31, 2023

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Starting point is 00:02:06 That enjoyable? There's drool on your beard. There's drool on your beard. Oh my god, you're drooling. You're drooling on your beard. No, I don't like it. You need to get it away. You have not been stuck by lightning.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Yes, I have. No, you haven't. Yes, I have. I promise you can't be hurting. it hey everybody welcome back to the you should know podcast episode 71 round of applause please no no no oh my god no we you did that last time right and it sounded like a tornado it's that that was good it sounded pretty good i can sing a little bit you know what i can do play basketball so hey everybody welcome back to the you should know podcast episode 71 thank you so much for coming back to another week of fun crazy ignorant podcasting with me it goes cam but guess what if you what? If you're new here, if you're out already,
Starting point is 00:03:05 you look below, you see that subscribe button isn't pressed, you're wrong. If you look even more below that, you see that comment section isn't fulfilled with your name, guess what? Even more. Go ahead and fill that out. Get your good karma.
Starting point is 00:03:17 Woo! We are fresh off of DreamCon. Not in real life because it hasn't happened yet. We are pre-recording this because we have to travel to Austin. We're going to be in the Creator League basketball game at DreamCon. For y'all that has already happened, hopefully I didn't embarrass myself too much. I know Coase Cam probably did well. You know me.
Starting point is 00:03:34 I haven't done anything athletic in about five years. They called us for Creator League. Have to say yes. Hopefully I did not embarrass myself and my lung did not collapse. God, it's going to be really rough looking back on this in a week whenever this comes out. God, I hope I did not embarrass myself and my lung did not collapse. God, it's going to be really rough looking back on this in a week. Whenever this comes out, God, I hope I did good. Thank you to everybody that's new. Shout out to everybody we met at DreamCon.
Starting point is 00:03:52 I'm sure y'all are all lovely. Thank you to everybody who watched the Creator League game. Let that footage die. Let it burn. Never show that footage to me again. Guys, quick announcement before we get into the rest of the podcast. Quick intro today. The summer merch is a mere few weeks away.
Starting point is 00:04:07 I don't want to put an exact date on it. We could confidently give a date right now, but we're not 100%. We're about 98% sure. And we don't want to tell you anything if it's not 100% true. In the same vein, I could say we have a date, a venue venue and a city for our second live show round of applause for our second live show we are not going to say the date venue or city right now we are not because we haven't signed anything like we said we don't want to give y'all anything if it's not 100 sure now i want everybody right now in the comment sections to guess where we are going
Starting point is 00:04:43 we can tell you that the live show will be early October. We can say that. We want to give you enough time to make plans, to make accommodations, take off work, do whatever you have to do to come to the second live show. It will be fun. We cannot wait to see all you guys. Let's get on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. We got Carlos Camp back in the studio.
Starting point is 00:05:13 Salmon, salmon, salmon. Dude, you're wet. No. You're a little clammy. You're wet. Just take a whiff. Get your... Take a whiff.
Starting point is 00:05:21 That's the most disrespectful thing I've ever seen. Why is your shoe already off? And why is it in my mouth? You're a whiff. That's the most disrespectful thing I've ever seen. Why is your shoe already off? And why is it in my mouth? You're a sicko. Smell it. Those are destroyed. It smells like cheese a little bit. Those are destroyed.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Well, my shoe or my sock or my pride? Both. Both and slightly on the last one. Dude, I'm not going to lie. I have a challenge this episode. I've had to use the restroom since about 3 p.m. today it's like 6 right now there's literally bathrooms right there I'm seeing how long it's really a test of time right it's a test of of manpower and strength and courage I swear I don't
Starting point is 00:05:54 like you in my brain right now it's 100% lucky 30% 15% concentrated power of will was it 5% no but it feels like my anus is bleeding right now would you you paint visuals that i didn't sign up for like that deserves a waiver to be signed but to hear something like that that's the thing you don't think about me enough here we go again do you even love me i think about you when i'm sleeping pooping eating working out lying down doing nothing it's always cam o'clock yeah no no it shouldn't be my name's cam i'm wearing cool shoes oh my name is payton my shoes are literally busted and destroyed oh my name is payton i
Starting point is 00:06:42 can't afford cool shoes like that. Oh, that's bullshit. Look at your left wrist. Oh! You gifted me this. Strike me. Right now. Strike me. I've been struck by lightning. No, you haven't. Yes, I have. No, you have not. It hurts.
Starting point is 00:06:59 You have not been struck by lightning. Yes, I have. No, you haven't. Yes, I have. I promise you can. It hurted. No, it hurted. No, it's lightning. Yes, I have. No, you haven't. Yes, I have. No, you haven't. I promise you can. It hurted. No, it hurted. It's lightning. Of course it hurt. You've never been struck by lightning.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Yeah, at my grandmama's house. Oh, your grandmama's house. I've never called her that. I was about to say, you don't have a grandmama. You have a grandma, and you've never been struck. You've never been struck by lightning. Yes, I have. Ever in your in your life yes you want to know no actually no actually I got struck twice struck twice have you hit the lotto have you hit the
Starting point is 00:07:33 lottery I've been to space too last weekend you went to Neptune I promise no you don't that promise is worth nothing listen to me no you have not been struck by lightning no oh my god you know what i'm game i'm game go it was for me i was at my grandma's house she has a lot of grandmama's house may god rest her soul your grandmama's house and she has a bunch of land and horses does she have steel rods yes yes she had steel rods right it was it would gate off the kid no i swear to god he gated off where the horsies were at and so i was with my grandma my brother she couldn't she didn't have good knees she had surgery right and it was a big storm came out of nowhere and i was like oh no scared what does her knee health have to do with this because i left her and i ran to
Starting point is 00:08:20 the house and i should have picked her up and like ran with me because it was a scary storm like a tornado almost and then i had to go through the metal post like kind of like a wwe rope ring i had to go through it like that as soon as i put my hands on it and it shook the whole thing i went like that i swear to god and it felt like my hands are on fire and then we went inside and she put she put ice packs on my hand i have all the money in the world to say either her fence was electric. No. Yes. It wasn't.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Or that never happened. I swear to God. And then, fast forward, I went to Walmart with my brother, right? And you remember. Would you buy a lightning strike kit? A perfect powder for your head to fix your body of 10 billion volts of electricity? No, that's not real. Neither is you being struck.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Yes, it is. I'm telling you the story. Bro, the amount of people, I don't even know what the stats are. Well, I'm one of them. You have a better chance of dying to a vending machine than you do being struck by lightning. No, I'm scared of vending machines because my hands are too big and I'm afraid to get stuck.
Starting point is 00:09:20 It's kind of like a bowling ball. I'm afraid to get stuck. I don't like my hands getting stuck. So anyway. You have claustrophobia of the metatarsarsal you have claustrophobia of phalanges yes so then i was at the i hate you i was at the walmart i was at the walmart right and you know the seafood section it's cold yeah wonder why you're you are close you know you know walmart they have those big metal posts like in the. You do know, you know, right?
Starting point is 00:09:46 Like wherever the seafood bins are, right? Not where the walls are, but the middle bins, right? And it's kind of a pick-me-lot right there. It has a big metal post, right? You know what I'm talking about. No, big metal post. Yes, it's like big cylindrical posts that stand up and they go back to your waist, right? And I remember...
Starting point is 00:10:02 Oh. Yeah, you know exactly what I'm talking about. So I remember I put my hand on one anyway and i swear to god my eyes closed but i it was like i was seeing myself in my skeleton and it was all blue okay so let me get this straight you were inside of an establishment and you touched a cart bump protector and you think you were struck by lightning you inside that's the first word we're gonna highlight that you were indoors no no no you can shut your mouth now you were inside of a walmart you touch something that i'm almost certain is concrete and it's not metal it is metal
Starting point is 00:10:39 it might be metal lined it is concrete and the purpose of that object is to not let carts slam into the thing and you touch this thing and you probably get a very minor it was loud because it was loud oh it was loud everybody went like this the whole store turned and saw you everybody in my section everyone in your section saw you get electrocuted by lightning inside of the store by touching concrete yes lightning can be indoors too. It's indoor lightning. Please inform me on that one. It's like ground lightning. Ground lightning.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Not ground lightning. There's sky lightning in the sky. From the ground clouds is where that's coming from. Well, the evaporation are ground clouds. How do you think they have evaporation? I should not be sweating. I should not be sweating. I should not be this angry this early in the episode.
Starting point is 00:11:23 I'm just bad at explaining, but the story is is true you touched concrete and you've been struck by lightning yeah like i'm a prophet and then i tried to really run fast outside to see if i turned into the flash i didn't your grandma should have slapped you was she with you in walmart no who is with you what adult president my mom your mom should have slapped you. No, you know my mom. If I'm hurt, she went to my aide. She probably said, what you doing stalking my baby? She doesn't beat the shit out of the post.
Starting point is 00:11:53 That's not lightning. I hate to break it to you. It's electrocution. And it's not lightning. It's not two in the same boat. It's not they're close. It's not their second cousins can kiss and it's legal. It's none of that. You like that.
Starting point is 00:12:03 It's none of that. You like that. That's not lightning. It can kiss and it's it's legal that's none of that it's none of that you like that that's not lightning it's close in the slightest bro if people that are struck by lightning literally have like their veins like scorched and like you can see my veins look right there you can see my veins they're scorched they have like bruises all over stuff sometimes for the rest of their life that's some people oh you just casually get struck by lightning twice and then you go and then you just go and walk it off no i have to finish the walmart trip i have to ice my hands ice your hands people are rushed to the emergency room when they're struck by like you act okay you
Starting point is 00:12:42 act like that's a car wreck right right? Some people get in fender benders. Some people get in total tations. I got in a fender bender of lightning. You don't believe anything I say. A fender bender of lightning. Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm going to go home.
Starting point is 00:12:59 How was your week? I think I'm going to leave. I didn't mean to start off this episode by you getting upset at me, but I feel like you need to watch your mouth. I need to watch my mouth? Oh, my God. Okay, how was your week, Bubba? My week was good.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Hopefully, we performed decent. You probably did. I did. Hey, don't put too much on me. It's already happened at this point, but hell, hopefully we did good. But I'm sure it was a blast. Nonetheless, I'm sure we had a fantastic time. Thank you to Creator League, DreamCon,
Starting point is 00:13:33 Mark, the whole crew, RDC, House Highlights, everybody. Appreciate y'all. I'm sure we'll be posting pictures and videos. Maybe, maybe. I won't. There's not much for me to post. Maybe. Not necessarily the game of the whole weekend. Maybe a uh little bts vlog on the patreon the patreon old koala club is gonna see the uh the inner workings as some call it the behind the scenes for the folks that don't understand what bts is but outside of that uh week was good. Still hot as hell. You know tonight it's going to be 90 degrees.
Starting point is 00:14:07 90 degrees at 11 p.m. Why do you think that is? Where does the sun go? Are we on this again? No, I'm just understanding, right? If it's dark, the sun's hiding. No. Behind the moon.
Starting point is 00:14:20 That means we rotate. Behind the moon. Sun here, us here, earth rotate. But I'm saying... Long day sun here us here earth rotate but i'm saying long day hours happen earth rotate fast fast rotate plus equal hours to make happen we flip we're on dark side dark side us bright side other side world that's how day night so so it's 90 degrees on dark side us correct how hot is it on bright side them then like 20 000 no that was exaggeration but like 90 times 220 what did you just say 180 right 180 120 is what you just said yeah i was thinking of six upside down it's a nine now
Starting point is 00:14:53 a shameless drake lyric plug six upside down you know I mean? I see what you're saying, and I can't quite put it into scientific terms. I'm not even going to try, but I don't know. I like how you're learning. You don't always have to have an answer. I'm not learning. It pisses me off because I'm 100% smarter than you, and there's no doubt about it. That's certain things. Oh, no, no.
Starting point is 00:15:19 And overall knowledge. But it irks me sometimes. It's 100% true. It's very true. I taught you what a cpm was okay so you're not starting to be at that last week you had the nerve to say where does my poop go hello this is earth thank you for coming stopping by like are you are you from outer space? Where does your poop go? I've done pretty well. Like that.
Starting point is 00:15:51 The way you just laughed is sometimes how I picture you in my head. So you do think of me. Damn it. Honestly, Cam. Why don't you like, why don't I day fantasize over you? I have other things happening. As do you. Yeah, and I still wiggle room time in my head.
Starting point is 00:16:07 You still make time for me? You fantasy time? Check my Google Calendar. There's CamThought. Like, every, like, 20 to 30 minutes. If that's a real thing, we're breaking up. If you were to open your phone, and on your Google Calendar,
Starting point is 00:16:18 it literally was scheduled. It said, like, 12, 15, think of Cam. There's two things I want to talk about that you just said. One's a breakup. So that means we're interrelated? What's the second one? What's the second one what's the second one you said two you said two yeah we can't break up if we're not dating bro people that are just now watching this after yeah we're we're dating huh we're not no we're not boy talk happens sometimes here we go again two weeks in a row of him being a grind fest okay in the second and the second, the way you said, for all of the new listeners and watchers and followers after this weekend, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:16:51 I'll just go out and say that. So basically, this is how our relationship works. I'm sorry for this wolverine next to me. I got a haircut for DreamCon. It just hasn't happened yet. The second thing I don't like, which you just said, is how you said calendar. Calendar. That's not how you said it. Calendar. That's not how you said it.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Calendar. You said calendar. I said calendar. It's not, I'm telling you. It's not a calendar. I know. I've never said calendar. Oh, rewind the tape.
Starting point is 00:17:12 Calendar. You're right now. I was always right. You're stupid. I am always right. I am forever right. You can't best me in much. You know what I don't appreciate?
Starting point is 00:17:24 Every week I come up here and ask you, how was your week? You never ask me. I just kind of thought it was our thing because half the times I go on an answer and you go, that's cool. Don't care. Hey, you want to hear what happened to me on my first date when I was nine? So it's like, I'm kind of prepping myself for the interruption. And then when it doesn't happen, I guess I'm let down slightly're you're a simpleton dog oh you think i'm gray like you the way you picture me you think my favorite color is gray you think i drive like a model t you think i'm normal as normal gets high i'm normal yeah i'm not this is what i feel like your day is you wake up and as soon as you wake up you're sitting at a 90 degree a right
Starting point is 00:18:02 gong the undertaker and then you're like you're like my wife is here my dog is here okay you rip the sheets off you go you make a cup of coffee world's slightest rip right there you said you ripped the sheets off it's normal and you go to your you go to your kitchen you cure egg coffee oh i don't have a Keurig. We actually bought you one, gifted it to you, supplied you with 48 K-cup pods. Get off of me. I don't want your physical touch right now. We actually bought you a Keurig, supplied you with 48 cups of coffee and a nice 360 rotational tree to hold them in for pleasure and aesthetic purposes. He has drank two. I could physically come back next week with 46 K-cup pods in my hand from your apartment.
Starting point is 00:18:51 Talk about a waste of a gift. You live and you learn, people. You live and you learn. That is equivalent to you buying me a PlayStation, right? You just spit on our carpet. Get it together. You buy me said PlayStation, I sign up for one month of PlayStation Live,
Starting point is 00:19:10 don't even purchase a game, and then I never touch it again. How would you feel? It was one of the decent Keurigs too. It's a great Keurig. Matt Black. Hell, we went the whole line. I've bought you things that you don't use.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Name them. I gotta think. Oh, name them. I bought you a framed picture of our Rory and Maul poster. Yes. You don't use it. I haven't hung it. It is on my dresser, propped against the wall, to be displayed.. How about you assign LeBron thing and you didn't hang it up?
Starting point is 00:19:48 That is exactly next to the Rory Mall propped on my dresser, which is highly elevated, propped on the wall for display purposes. I'm not nailing it into the wall that we are in because we won't be there for longer than five more months. That's why I didn't do it. Slight laziness, slight logical. Same. It takes a lot to make a Keurig
Starting point is 00:20:07 Did you have a seizure? What was that? You said It takes a lot To make a Keurig My eyes sometimes Get stuck like glue It's not that
Starting point is 00:20:16 Okay so For everybody If y'all hear It doesn't smell It smells like Fucking sushi dog No it does not You smell that a little bit
Starting point is 00:20:22 That's you No it's not You smell Like a seafood market. Honestly. Just go and get a whiff. Get your ass away from me. You fall and break your wrist.
Starting point is 00:20:39 Okay, Cam. Cam, ask me how my weekend was. How my week was. How was your week, Bubba? It was good. I got shushed by a random lady inside of a bar. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:20:53 Thank you for bringing that up. Please tell them. Okay. Holy shit. So me, Cam, his wife, Olivia, and our friend, Ryan, we were all like, hey, let's go get drinks. I had a test car that was given to me because I'm about to buy a new car they gave me a test car we all could see it boom there was a bar we all met at right we go we walk into this bar we're all sitting down we got espresso martinis Liv's got a margarita I got some fridgie fries we're eating there's music playing in the background we're all
Starting point is 00:21:18 sitting in this circle talking I'm facing the door right so I can see who enters and exits this facility people are entering people are exiting people are dancing people are eating drinking Talking. I'm facing the door, right? So I can see who enters and exits this facility. People are entering. People are exiting. People are dancing. People are eating, drinking, leaving. You know, feng shui, as some would call it. It's a calm vibe. We were sitting on couches with green shrubbery in the background.
Starting point is 00:21:38 A lot of LEDs, RGB lighting behind us. It was a hell of a night. We were getting some business done. We were getting some pleasure done, hanging out. A lot of pleasure right here. A lot of pleasure. No, matter of fact, it was strictly business. There was no pleasure.
Starting point is 00:21:51 I actually hated the night, now that you just said that. So, as I said, I could see who's entering and exiting the facility. All of a sudden, this woman walks into the facility, right? And you could tell there's some something not clicking up here right there's some there's some outside resources that are affecting her chemicals no her pcie bracket is bent don't know what that her graphics card is not plugged in there's something like a pin got scratched on her cpu something's messed up bad eyes are a little squinted right and she's almost like creeping into
Starting point is 00:22:25 the facility she's almost like hit it she's like this audio listeners go over youtube she's like this right and i'm like oh she's she's definitely she's vibing she's drunk she might be a little high something's going on she's not of natural state we can say that with 100 confidence all of a sudden one of my favorite songs starts to come on maria maria it's if you're at the live show you know that's one of my favorite songs remind me of a west side story so i'm sitting on the couch right i got a couple drinks with me i'm like oh you know what i'm saying that booster on like your baby boy we're vibing with us friends right we look over and she's dancing right but she's dancing almost like a character on gta can't tell that she was dancing she's sitting there like this you gotta give me the adler give
Starting point is 00:23:09 me the song i can't i know you copy written okay that's exactly how she was dancing and we're like mind you she's like 11 feet away yes and she's dancing alone i could crumble my straw wrapper and i'd be able to hit her like that's how close she was so then this is like i don't like to do this with strangers that are obviously on substances it's it's like a stray dog you don't want to make eye contact with it because then they're locked into attack but i was feeling the song too much and i was too focused on what she was doing because she looked insane you didn't care about the environment you cared you cared about our vibe yeah so i was vibing dancing the music but then i look over at her and of course she's looking over at me oh we make eye contact and we're both hitting a shoulder move she starts to creepily make her way towards
Starting point is 00:24:05 me i'm like oh god no oh god no and she gets right up on me when i say she was a nose distance away from me and she was going huh and i was like oh god nothing was like nothing was audible nothing it wasn't real words it was so scary scary. It was just noises and grunts. Yeah. And I can feel the whole bar and restaurant's eyes on this situation. How is Peyton going to handle this? Cam's laughing. Liv's like, oh, God.
Starting point is 00:24:37 And Ryan's like, who do I have to fight? So we're all looking like, oh, shit. And I'm a nice guy, so I don't want to make her feel bad that she looks nuts. So I'm like, oh, like oh okay okay as soon as i say okay okay she goes i can't shush yeah that was lispy it was very that was a lot of spit she goes i'm like when i tell you i immediately for the sake of her because i like to be nice to people for the sake of her i literally slingshotted my head to the right. I was like, because I couldn't laugh directly looking at her.
Starting point is 00:25:09 So I went, she literally, like he's not exaggerating, probably this close to her face. And he was like trying to just like, oh, okay. She went, and I go, oh, I'm so sorry. He goes, oh, I'm so sorry he goes oh i'm so sorry she doubles down ryan's jaw it's like looney tunes he was like i slingshot to the right dying laughing and live starts to wheeze her little we y'all heard it on the pod her wheeze laugh she goes and she wheezing, and it doesn't even phase her. I go, I guess I'm not supposed to be talking.
Starting point is 00:25:48 Yeah. He audibly said that. He goes, I guess I'm not supposed to be talking, guys. And now at this point, the fact that she hasn't been phased, I have zero sympathy left. I'm like, okay, she's not bothered by it. She's not here. I am laughing out loud in front of this woman. Our entire group feeds off my laugh.
Starting point is 00:26:03 There's four people laughing at her and she's literally eye contact just like moving her body hitting all this stuff just going no she's like creeping me out we were perplexed oh my god but my favorite part is what happened next she goes to another guy my god so then she leaves us once we've given her like a hey we don't enjoy yeah i'm uncomfortable now I didn't call for this. This wasn't an event. You can go. I can see the inside of your throat how close you are.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Back up. She leaves and does essentially the exact same routine, same noises, same shush, but she goes and does it to a couple at a bar. It's like this big black dude at the bar. So I'm going to paint the picture. The big guy is sitting down at the bar, but he's looking to his right yeah his woman sitting right next to him she's looking spot on okay the girl comes up in between them and she starts hitting her shit right the guy does not see it he has his beer he's looking at the tv uh there was
Starting point is 00:27:00 a game on some sort and he's looking the wife looks at him. You know, girls, they'll be nice to each other for the most part. She's like, oh. Kind of starts laughing. Same approach Peyton does. There she goes again. So the guy turns and looks at it. He is perplexed. He goes.
Starting point is 00:27:20 And then she starts looking at the guy, like, intensely, like she was Peyton. She's looking. Moving. In his soul. Doing all this. And the guy literally looking at the guy like intensely like she was Peyton yeah she's looking like moving in his soul doing all this and the guy literally looks at the wife the wife does not like it now she's like and the guy literally goes fuck we got going on here and I say we are busting out he said it like ultimate confidence as loud as he wanted to didn't care if it hurt her feelings and we start crying over it. Because we're like 20 feet away from her at this point. Because we're like, oh, my God, we just experienced that.
Starting point is 00:27:49 So this is what it looks like from an outsider view. It was, oh, my God, it was so strange, so funny. Maybe this is why I don't tell stories about what happened to me this week. Yeah, maybe so, bro. Because that, I mean, thank God I was there, though. Because I... We should have recorded it. I mean, that's, oh, it was unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:28:03 I should have. I said that afterwards, too. I was like, I I we should have recorded I mean that's oh it was unbelievable I should have I said that afterwards too I was like I should have been like let's talk about something meaningful for a second I think we should probably do that by now I think we should sometimes in life we're faced with tough choices and the path forward isn't always clear that's a fact whether you're dealing with decisions around career relationships or anything else therapy helps you stay connected to what you really want to while you navigate life. That's a fact. So you can move forward with confidence and excitement. I like that. I like that, Cameron. Trusting yourself to make decisions that align with your values is like anything.
Starting point is 00:28:37 The more you practice it, the easier it gets. I'm not gonna lie, Cam. Sometimes I'm really bad at like balancing the work-life balance. Oh, yeah. Thank you, Cameron. Yeah, it wasn't a, you know. But it's healthy to go to therapy. I think there's a stigma around it, and I think BetterHelp is doing a great job of diluting that stigma because bettering your mind will better your life. 100%. If you're thinking about starting therapy, give BetterHelp a try.
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Starting point is 00:29:29 The You Should Know Podcast. Have you ever been handcuffed? What? Like, handcuffs. Have you ever been handcuffed? Like, sexually or by law enforcement? It's an honest question. What is wrong with you? Honest question, I didn't know what you meant. Obviously law enforcement.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Or just like for like exhibition. Just fun. You know I'm not a criminal. And I didn't know you were a freak. You should though. You said sexually. You were talking about some. No, no.
Starting point is 00:30:17 I didn't do that. Stop it. Oh, no. You're disgusting. Who on this earth responds with that? I was just trying to get to the bottom of the question i was gonna ask you like because it hurts bad you was your sexual thing no you want i'm no i'm saying i recently had the opportunity and i didn't realize how like how sturdy they were. There's no other person on this earth would be like, I got the opportunity to get handcuffed.
Starting point is 00:30:49 You know what's cool? You're like a second grader on a field trip when the fire department comes. Let me grab the water hose. I've always wanted to be stunned too, like a flashbang. I've always wanted to be handcuffed sometimes in certain situations. No, you're a freak bag. I don't know. You like it.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Ask Liv if she would handcuff you. Are you kidding me? are you kidding me? That's let me be the other way around. No, let's not go It's not good for kids at all. Okay, then I'm just asking you didn't they hurt the wrists. That's all I was getting to Oh my god, they were like magnetic You can pop them off anytime you want I honestly don't know the color I was blindfolded too It comes with a safe word It comes with a safe word No, I don't know the color
Starting point is 00:31:42 Because I was blindfolded too Just kidding, it's never. No, I don't know the color cuz I was blindfolded to Just kidding it's never happened. Oh I'm joking Holy shit. That's a crazy. That's a crazy question. Yes like you. Oh, that's a crazy risk That is a crazy question to my question. Well, I just got to get to the bottom of things Clarification. Oh, dude. I just left It's got gastro build up now well yeah you said it you have in peter you've been holding for three hours
Starting point is 00:32:10 think where is the weirdest place you've ever used the restroom payton i can without a doubt in court in a court of law this is hold up i can 100 say i have only took a shit where I'm supposed to. In a toilet. Sometimes you don't have the option. You know what I mean? You make it an option. You find a toilet. I did find one.
Starting point is 00:32:35 It wasn't a toilet, but I found somewhere one time. You've pooped outside of a toilet. So I've only had one real job in my life before this, right? It was at Orange Theory Fitness. I didn't really get any sales there. Like, I didn't do anything. You just kind of stood there.
Starting point is 00:32:50 But you know me. I don't do well. I can't use the restroom, like, in foreign places. I have to be home. Oh, my God. Like, I can't know that there's strangers on the other side of the door. So I couldn't use the Orange Theory bathroom. You just locked the door.
Starting point is 00:33:02 No, but then they'll... I'm afraid somebody will walk by and they'll hear... know what i mean doesn't matter everybody poops if you hear the thing jingle say whoa whoa no if somebody's jingling the door i'm gonna stop it's busy occupado but no i i so i had to poop real bad and the girl i was working with she was very beautiful and so i couldn't poop near bad. And the girl I was working with, she was very beautiful. And so I couldn't poop near her, right? And so we were the closing shift, right? And at the closing shift, you have to take all the trash bags, right?
Starting point is 00:33:34 You got to take all the trash bags. And you got to take them to the big... You sit in a trash bag? No. No. Close, but no cigar. Close. So you have to take all the trash bags and take them to the back, outside, in the big dumpster.
Starting point is 00:33:47 I'm so scared where this is going. So it was dark. Oh. And I told, and she, the good thing is, the co-worker that I had a crush on, she was scared of the dark. So she didn't ever want to go back there to take the trash out. So I was like, I know I'm safe. So I took all the trash cans. I went to the big dumpster in the back.
Starting point is 00:34:04 And I didn't look around no and I just went up here real quick but I knew I if it was one of the long ones I knew but this one was a sharpshooter it just like the only rough part is I had to sit with that right for like an hour on the drive home it's traffic you I was kid oh no it's a boy oh no you were a psycho you were an absolute psychopath you know my turn oh oh oh it's my turn you shit in an industrial-sized garbage can yeah the one that has to be picked up by machine arms off of a moving vehicle yeah and you didn't wife with what so you? So your master game plan to avoid simply pooping in a sanitary restroom with toilet paper behind a locked door
Starting point is 00:35:13 simply because a female was cute was to go shit in the parking lot in a garbage can and not wipe. Now that I'm thinking about it, it would have been smarter if I actually jumped into the garbage can and sat down. I just kind of hovered on the edge. You levitated. You levitated. This is a great tricep workout. My feet were...
Starting point is 00:35:33 I don't ever want to be within three feet of you. Ever again. Are you kidding me? No. It's not my proudest moment, but I'm an honest man. And that's why people love me and respect me. I don't know about respect proudest moment, but I'm an honest man. And that's why people love me and respect me.
Starting point is 00:35:45 I don't know about respect. I wouldn't. Hell, I don't at this point. Bro. You've helped me wipe before. No, I haven't. I've thought about it. You're changing this.
Starting point is 00:35:56 That doesn't mean it's real. I've thought about being a billionaire. Certainly not. Go look at Rhonda. Where's the beast of Rhonda? No, no, no. I can't i we can't segue okay no but i have a question it's a good segue it's a good segue what's your plan action whenever you run out of tp and it's too late like the deed's done and before you did it you didn't check if
Starting point is 00:36:17 there was any tp left what do you do never happens to me i am oh my god live a little bit you just told me you shit in the dumpster. Yeah. And you're telling me to live a little bit. So you've never had to hit the showers. And like, do the high power turn on the shower head and get a little bend and open up. And have to go like. And you just see a little bit go down the back of your cat.
Starting point is 00:36:46 Okay. We're going to get real. We're going to break this down. Upon entering a restroom, especially if it's foreign. No, I'm talking about at home. My eyes. If it's at home,
Starting point is 00:37:01 and you're having to wash shit off of your calves because of how irresponsible and quick and lazy you are i don't want you to touch me right now then you are a menace to society because then you're using a towel to dry your body. Oh, towels pushing the limit. Towels approaching the limit. You go everything that's disposable. Getting into a shower with shit in your crack and washing it out with high-powered water. Just think about that.
Starting point is 00:37:33 You're going into poop. You end up butt naked in a shower with water going down your crack. And a stream of poop hits your calf muscle. That's only sometimes. I'll get rid of a pair of socks. I got some disposable socks. I got some of socks. I got some disposable socks. Some holy socks. I got my church socks.
Starting point is 00:37:49 I don't need those. I get some socks. Even when I was camping, if I had to poop, I would walk a half mile to the outhouse to poop. You never had a burning need to poop immediately where you couldn't? I can play some solid defense. You got a tight sphincter. Cross those legs and and just def a tight sphincter you you're disgusting there's nothing else to be said do you love me no i don't you how do you know okay this happened recently olivia went to the bathroom. Right. And I hear, babe, we're out of toilet paper.
Starting point is 00:38:26 So I go downstairs to grab some. Okay. None's there. Do you know what she did? What? Waited until I got back with more toilet paper. Y'all got strong caboose. I don't.
Starting point is 00:38:38 Well, no, I do, but it's just like that will to keep it. It hurts. Yeah, you. I feel like sick, like nauseous. It hurts. You have no willpower to survive. No. That just proved to me that if we were in a life or death situation...
Starting point is 00:38:52 I'll shit on you. No, you'd fumble. You'd fumble the bag, we'd both die. No. You have no will to prosper on. No, it's just my... No urge to just be successful and beat it. I don't like fecal matter just resting on my gut.
Starting point is 00:39:05 You just told me you haven't gone to the bathroom in three hours, but you need to. That's why I'm burping a lot, because it's like... Oh, he has shit burps. Oh, my God. No, but at least in my house, I'm always well prepared. Clearly not. Clearly not. I am.
Starting point is 00:39:21 My house has everything I need. First off, your house sucks. That's the furthest from the truth. What's wrong with my house? You do he has nothing like your living situation is remarkable. It is almost fascinating How bad it is what's wrong? There's okay? There's so he has one spoon one fork one knife and like two plates. You're not Denzel Washington. You're not the equalizer. You have guests over sometimes.
Starting point is 00:39:49 Be prepared for them. It's just me that lives in there. I literally went to eat at his place the other day. I had a meal. I opened it, put it in the microwave. First off, the time on the microwave and stove, it was 8 p.m. The time read 5.55. How is it that wrong?
Starting point is 00:40:02 Because I have a watch and a phone. How is that that wrong? So have a watch and a phone how is that that wrong so secondly time doesn't add up second thing he hands me a plastic knife and says good luck what am i supposed to do with your luck wish and a plastic knife you know it was a pork chop you never had to survive you literally cut it stab it stab it, eat it. Live a little. Get silverware. I have my silverware. You have a 12-piece knife set of blades to cook with, but you don't have silverware.
Starting point is 00:40:37 Those are for protection and fun. Okay, you know what else is wrong? Yes. It's decently comfortable in your apartment, right? What do you mean? Temperature-wise. Yeah, I keep it really really cold it's probably a smooth 68 yeah i went to grab an almond joy every one of them was liquid explain that how the hell am i not sweating but anything you have that chocolate is melted how does that happen there's like hot spots in your apartment it's like the vent doesn't touch here and it's like burning coals or something.
Starting point is 00:41:07 I honestly don't know. It's like a sitting bucket of almond joys in there. It's disgusting. It's just wet. It's liquid. But how does that happen? Are you blow drying it? You don't own a blow dryer.
Starting point is 00:41:18 Nothing. Do I need one? You need a lot. You need a lot. You need a lot. What else is wrong with my apartment? Dude, my apartment is pretty normal. All these things you say is like, oh, that's rich people shit. You need a lot. You need a lot. What else is wrong with my apartment? Dude, my apartment is pretty normal. Like all you things you say is like, oh, that's rich people shit.
Starting point is 00:41:28 Your balcony wiggles. I never feel safe standing on your balcony. I'm not a carpenter. What do you mean to do? Get a hammer and fix it? But it's just that goes to prove the point. That goes to prove the point. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:41:40 You told me to use the bathroom. This is like three weeks ago. I said, respectful young man. Hey, bro, can I go take a shit? I really have to. Sorry. Yeah, sure. Go for it.
Starting point is 00:41:49 I go in there. There's paper towels. There was no toilet paper. Was that the day you did the... Was that the day you showered? You raunchy bastard. I was there after you showered your shit off. Dude, that's like...
Starting point is 00:42:03 That deserves Lysol and like... And Fabulosa. Like, you should deep clean it. No, I cleaned it. Dude, that's like, that deserves Lysol and like, and Fabulosa. Like, you should deep clean it. No, I cleaned it. No, you didn't. I did. No, you didn't. All I have is dish soap, though, so I just dish soap
Starting point is 00:42:12 the bottom of the... God for... God bless whoever goes and leases that apartment after me. Your birthday cards? His birthday was in February. There's four birthday cards propped up
Starting point is 00:42:23 on his kitchen counter. Why? Because I'm really lonely. Let it go. I read them when I'm sad. You leave the TV on when we leave. It's quiet. Oh, it's not because it's quiet.
Starting point is 00:42:35 You said you like hearing someone when you walk back in. Yeah, because there's no one. But you know it's not real. But it feels good. Save money. Electricity. No, it's fine. We will literally be leaving like for like a day
Starting point is 00:42:46 like like say he's coming to like stay at our place or we're going out super late he leaves his tv on so if somebody's talking to me when i come in because i never get like you're married so you get a honey i'm home i get like john travolta singing oh you have a perfect a perfectly capable closet yeah yet every time i walk in you'd think your coffee table is like a shoe house. It houses your sneakers. This is so long. It houses your sneakers. Because you don't see this, but we do.
Starting point is 00:43:15 No, I'm very aware. I just like my things where they are. That's so bad. You have like three trash cans. You have three trash cans, and they're all right next to each other and they're always full Valet trash my ass Yeah, now I get I get trashed like warnings every day. They charge my $25 a day for that I'm sorry. I'm still going you can't know you have three nice little designer rug things yeah two of them crystal clear
Starting point is 00:43:45 one looks like it was used to like snuff a cannon like it was used in world war ii that thing has been blown up and it remained it is black because i used it outside at first to make outside more fun oh so you can maybe get some traction and not fall off your balcony you don't have seats out there i'm done it sounds like i'm just roasting you you're me i might i might be but don't you have the audacity to tell me to live a little bit and that your place is normal you're making me have a panic attack dog whatever i had a panic attack this weekend i had a bad panic attack this weekend for what you know i lie when people ask me questions that i wasn't ready for it's a part of my like freak out anxiety i i mean i can agree
Starting point is 00:44:24 with that though. It's so much easier if someone's like, hey, you saw that new movie, right? It's so much easier to be like, yeah, it was great. No, I didn't. Because then it just ruins their vibe. It might be a sign of respect. I can respect that. No, I'm just a liar. Well, okay. Tried to help you.
Starting point is 00:44:40 So, I was at the store by myself, right? I was at the mall and i was trying out different shirts and when i pick out shirts i hold them up right smart i'm holding up shirts looking at it like oh i really don't like the way that fits i'm not i'm not a fan of that one so i'm a respectable young guy like i'm respectful to the workers so as soon as i don't like a shirt i fold it back immediately and i go to put it back on the tray we raised you well then my mom did well they live have a very large part but I'm slow at folding right so I'm taking my time I'm making sure the corners are perfect I'm fold and I'm really into folding the shirt to put it back Picasso in the joint as I'm doing
Starting point is 00:45:17 it this random woman comes up to me and she asked me a question she goes excuse me sir can you point me to where the denim jeans she thought i was working oh i know you freaked out oh my god it's i'm panicking like immediately i'm hot i'm sweating oh yeah so i go to try to tell her i don't work i'm like excuse me and she goes no no i'm just looking for like the 34 l's like where are the jeans at the ones with the rips and at this point she cut me off when I was trying to explain to her, I don't work here.
Starting point is 00:45:48 I am in hell at this point. Oh yeah, you fainted. My sphincter is like that. I'm tight and I'm wet. I don't, holy shit. Tight and wet. You know what I meant. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:46:02 I'm freaking out at this point. So when I go into panic mode, I pretended like I worked there. No, you did not. Oh, no, you did not. I pretended like I get a biweekly check from this establishment. Oh, you turned into an employee. I turned into a cashier, a folder helper. I had a name tag.
Starting point is 00:46:25 God help you. And I go, I have no idea where the stuff she's talking about, I don't know where it's at in the store. But I pretended like I did. No, you didn't. I said, yes, ma'am, no problem. If you go down there, you see that mannequin, the one with the sparkles? Behind it, it's kind of hidden back there. And she goes, oh, thank you, lot. You see that mannequin, the one with the sparkles? Behind it.
Starting point is 00:46:45 It's kind of hidden back there. And she goes, oh, thank you. What's your name? I go, Jonathan. I've never even met a Jonathan. As soon as she turns her back to go, I'm out. I leave the whole mall. I don't even go to a different store.
Starting point is 00:47:03 I'm fucking out. And I didn't even, like, walk out of the store. I was going like this. I was like, it looked like I stole something. I'm not good when people ask me questions. Bro, you are a grown man. You don't have to lie.
Starting point is 00:47:20 She doesn't have to not let me answer either. I tried to tell her, but I can't put up a fight for too long. You did not. I didn't want to get like a negative review from my manager at that point. So did you even try to see if where you're pointing was semi-reliable? I saw black. I don't know where I was at.
Starting point is 00:47:39 I was just like, fuck, I just pointed out. And I was like, somewhere out there, that shit's going to be there. The mannequin was there. I looked for a hidden portion of the store. Dude, yeah, it sucked. It was hell. The fact you left the whole mall, not the store. No, I left the mall.
Starting point is 00:47:55 Oh, my God. Jonathan was running to his car. Jonathan. That's such a sick name. It's the first name that popped up, and I've never met a Jonathan. Not sick as in, like, no offense to Jonathans, but holy hell. Yeah. Bro, you gotta relax.
Starting point is 00:48:10 I'm sorry. Oh my god. I am hot. So you haven't been handcuffed? I can't. No? You think it's weird? Last week I got to.
Starting point is 00:48:20 I got to. From who? Stop. Would you let me? No. No. That'd be the worst decision of my life for episode 100 you want to handcuff me we can handcuff each other no because you're gonna scorpion me and i haven't i can't do anything what's a scorpion you you show him
Starting point is 00:48:36 get stand up no you wouldn't do to me no please no you're a you're so rated like X Not even R Bro we gotta You're done talking You're through I'm just myself dog And I appreciate that And so does the world But damn it
Starting point is 00:48:54 You're not yourself Oh I am Oh I guess I'm just great If they knew what you do to me Back there on our desk There you go again You don't lay me on the desk I don't lay you on the desk
Starting point is 00:49:04 You make sure my head doesn't hit hard either you're like oh i cup your neck like a newborn get a grip no you're done you're done oh i got a question though i do have a question a normal question what is it okay so would you rather we always love those here we go would you rather? We always love those. Here we go. Would you rather be royalty a thousand years ago, high stature royalty, or an average person today? That might be the easiest would you rather ever. No shot. I have my answer. I know you're picking the wrong answer.
Starting point is 00:49:41 Oh, my God. I know you're picking the wrong answer. That's the easiest would you rather ever. Say your answer on three. One, two, three. Easily royalty a thousand Oh, my God. I know you're picking the wrong answer. That's the easiest would you rather ever. Say your answer on three. One, two, three. Easily royalty a thousand years ago. Cam. I knew it.
Starting point is 00:49:49 I knew it. Who wants to be an average Joe? A thousand years ago. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to be the average guy. Ask me why. Why?
Starting point is 00:49:59 Air conditioning. Vehicles. Hoodies. Garlic salt. Chick-fil-A, cable, sports. What else? You grossly underestimate how cool it would be to be royalty a thousand years ago. Oh, and to smell like mushrooms and radishes.
Starting point is 00:50:16 Have you smelled me now? That's very true. That's very true. But then, I'm wearing a leaf laying down. All that's covering me is a leaf just over the manhood. I'm laying down in a leaf all day. I got two beautiful people right next to me feeding me grapes. I don't even like grapes, but they're feeding them to me.
Starting point is 00:50:37 Imagine me butt naked with my legs up in a leaf covering my manhood. I smell like 14 years ago right i smell i smell like an earthquake at this point no you smell like war at this point that's nothing war i'm royalty cam exactly so you're either leading the battle or they see you as a leak a weak leader a weak leader a weak leader cam they physically see you as incapable to... Cam, imagine how much gold I would wear. What does this matter? You're materialistic. No, and I would invent pizza. Oh, you'd invent pizza?
Starting point is 00:51:10 That's how royalty invented pizza, right? Wasn't the story of pizza? They came up on the throne and they were like Italians. What? I remember learning that. Something like that, right? We're the throne with the pizza and they like fed the king pizza think about going to sleep without air conditioning right now just fathom that your blanket is a
Starting point is 00:51:31 skinless bear like your blanket is a bear hide a lion's mane that's fine guess what i don't need air conditioning because again i'm in my leaf and i got three people blowing leaves at me while i'm sleeping also average person no one i don't have enemies like no one's trying to get me yes there's definitely corporate beef at the coffee machine you hate jim from accounting no i don't you're like you got i got swiss miss in the office today you might hate him be like oh that guy always steals my credit no one's trying to end your life or take your kingdom kim you, you're always going to have to have people watching your back. You're an invasion. The gong goes off and shit just goes to the fan.
Starting point is 00:52:10 The women and children hide in the caves and you grab a sphere. That'd be sick. But at the same time, I'm not grabbing shit. So you're just going to stand from the top and go, fight. Yes. Get them. Please. All of those.
Starting point is 00:52:24 Yes. Battle. And I'm good at strategy no oh no yes i am yes i am you're good at you're good at 2023 strategy no i wouldn't you would not know what to do yes i battle yes give me a scenario give me a scenario okay battle you're on an open land yeah there's a hill your enemy is on the hill what do you do go to Go to the other hill. There's not another hill. You've already lost. I'm not in the battle Cam. I'm royalty. I go. Strategy gone. This is what I do. I bring a huddle. I have the earpiece in. I'm like guys you see that King? He's not me. He hates me. I hate him. I want to win. Go get him we win ready break team on three one two three team you can't do that they go say it this is what it'd be like a thousand years ago i'd be like all right team team on
Starting point is 00:53:12 three one two three yeah and imagine shaking people's hands like this yeah you know what you're doing at your corporate office hey name's jim hey stacy ways i didn't get my paste up from last week you know who does that hey and then i'm gonna hop in a car go home watch other people through a magic screen to make me laugh yeah be with family go to bed yeah and you get entertainment how you want 68 degrees people make plays for me only me i'm the one man audience that's sick and i can have long hair okay what happens when you get like pneumonia i'm the king okay propaganda propaganda i say lie you just walk down to their apothecary and you just get you just get healed you act like they didn't have medicine back then oh they did they definitely did and i would have first access to it because say you get i don't even know say you
Starting point is 00:54:02 need an amputation something take i I mean, they have fantastic medicine. Let's not get it twisted. What are you talking about? But it's just different. There's no prosthetic leg. You don't get a hook. You don't get nothing. Imagine doing this, right?
Starting point is 00:54:12 Laying with your leaf. Stop with the leaf nonsense. And you want somebody. Also, the only reason you're picking royalty is because you can be butt naked poolside with two women feeding you fruit off of the vine itself while there's a leaf over your manhood. Yeah. And imagine, I want something, right? And they go get it for me.
Starting point is 00:54:31 How's it go? How's it go? How's it go? I want four cattle. Yeah. Dude, imagine that. I want your wife. Yeah. Dude, imagine that. I want your wife. Please bring me your wife.
Starting point is 00:54:52 And they literally, they just go to the poor guy's, the poor bastard's door. There's like, hey, your wife's been summoned. We gotta, it's either you give her or take her. You give her or you die. That's sick. I wouldn't do that. Thank you for clarifying. What I'm saying, if you're royalty back then then i can name the whole place payton payton land imagine like kids in payton land imagine kids
Starting point is 00:55:12 in 2023 read the textbook and be like oh payton land and then i could be the cover of a textbook i'm laying down i'm in my leaf and i'm the cover of the textbook and i'm like this with gold and leave you so you want it for the luxury and the cool clothes that's the only reason anybody wants to be a king so you wouldn't try you want you don't want to be a king to maybe change the course of history do something better when a better leader than others well i don't really know much about history so i don't know what i would need to do but besides be cool with gold and leaves and fruit i'd be everybody's favorite i'll go play basketball with no thing. I'd make it like pizza.
Starting point is 00:55:46 You don't get to go back with your current knowledge. You'd be an alien. Oh. You'd be like, hey, where's my helicopter? Where's the private jet? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:54 Hey, go get Lisa from accounting. They go, Sia, what's accounting? What is this helicopter you speak of? And you're like, and they literally look at you like this. There's no braces.
Starting point is 00:56:09 There's no deodorant. I'm sure they have natural remedies. So I fit in well because they stink, they look bad. And they wear no clothes. That's me 90% of the time. Okay, you be the servant. Whenever I ask her something, I'll be like, I got my leaf.
Starting point is 00:56:27 Yeah, you're close. I'm like, bring me lasagna. Lasagna, sire. What is this lasagna you speak of? I don't know lasagna. Bring me four rations of potato skins. Sir, we don't skin our potatoes. We get them straight from the farm, the eggs.
Starting point is 00:56:51 You need four, sire. Neiman, you need four. I could galley Spurgeon Havoc and we could go down there. You need four, Lord. I want... Serious apology, sire. down there you need fall Lord I was serious apology sorry I didn't mean to make you sweat from your eyes bring me more clothes from my favorite store sir we don't have a store we make the clothes from the wheat and the linens in the fields. Bring me clothes from Neiman Marcus.
Starting point is 00:57:28 Neiman Marcus? Sir, I didn't know a Neiman moved into the settlement. And who is this Marcus you speak of? Also, I thought you liked to stay naked, Lord. Honestly, sire, I'm sorry. Goodbye now. Like that? You like that? Was that enjoyable? There's drool on your beard. There's drool on your beard. Oh my god, you're drooling.
Starting point is 00:57:50 You're drooling on your beard. No, I don't like it. You need to get it away. Fix your beard. Oh, there's... Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god, your mouth just looked like Pinocchio. There was two strings of spit, and it looked like someone was controlling your tongue. Every time you ate, the strings went like this.
Starting point is 00:58:09 You might be the funniest motherfucker I've ever met. Oh my god. Neiman's Sire. We can get to Spurgeon Harris and collect the rations from Neiman. Two quarter portions. Oh, that was a good laugh. Yeah, I'm not saying that anymore. Two quarter portions.
Starting point is 00:58:40 Two quarter portions, Sire. Stop, Jeff, stop. Your rations! Please, I'm so serious, please stop. Cam, please stop. Cam, please stop. That was the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life. Yo, he said two quarter portions. Please stop, Cam, I'm so serious, I can't take this.
Starting point is 00:59:02 I think I laughed so hard my eye went inside out or something. Yo, that's the hardest I've ever fucking laughed in my life. Yeah. Oh, you're the funniest fan I've ever met. There's so much water on your face. There's so much liquids on your skin. That sounded insane. Yo, I can't look at you. Yo, no, Kim, that was the funniest shit that i've ever ever ever been a
Starting point is 00:59:27 part of i can't stop please stop it hurts two quarter portions all right holy shit oh my god all right i think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? What is it? Pop culture, pay it in cash. Do, do, do, do. Pop culture, pay it in cash. Wow. Yeah. I'm going to go first this week.
Starting point is 00:59:54 Thank God. Mine's a. I can't breathe. So it's kind of like scaly at the beginning. Okay. But it's to make a point. Okay. You know we love basketball. Something tragic happened this week.
Starting point is 01:00:06 Bronny James. That's what I was going to say. I stole it from basketball. Something tragic happened this week. Bronny James. That's what I was going to say. I stole it from you. I'm so sorry. We can just go twofer. We can just double on it. Anyway, if y'all don't know, Bronny James, LeBron's son, oldest son, he's going to USC in the fall and he had a workout at USC and he
Starting point is 01:00:21 apparently got cardiac arrest and collapsed and whatnot whatnot they had to rush him to a hospital he's in ICU but now he's stable he's good but it just goes to show basically I said that to do a couple things one live your life to the fullest like you never know what's gonna happen what could happen and happen any second you'll never expect it but two the main news from a pop culture is media outlets and it is sick that they're having to even say this it's sickening it shows the greatness and the the polarizing effect of lebron james okay there's media i don't remember the exact media outlet i don't want to
Starting point is 01:00:55 quote him but on twitter a media outlet verified said that regardless on your stance of LeBron James, we should all wish well to Bronny. He shouldn't even say that. The fact we're having to say that, that many people dislike LeBron. And if you think about it, at the end of the day, LeBron James is a basketball player. Like he's not a warlord. He's not an emperor, a general.
Starting point is 01:01:23 He's not made a single law. He hasn't made anything political to do with any warlord. He's not an emperor, a general. He's not made a single law. He hasn't made anything political to do with any country ever. He plays basketball. And the fact that so many people don't like him, that people are having to say, regardless of your stance on LeBron, regardless of how you feel about this athlete, can we all at least link and wish nothing but the best for his son that just had cardiac arrest?
Starting point is 01:01:45 That's insane. This is like 18, 19. Insane that people are having to say that. This is the official thing. Yesterday while practicing, Bronny James suffered a cardiac arrest. Medical staff was able to treat Bronny and take him to the hospital. He is now in stable condition and no longer in ICU.
Starting point is 01:01:58 We ask for respect and privacy for the James family, and we will update media when there is more information. LeBron and Savannah wish to publicly send their deepest thanks and appreciation to USC medical and athletic staff for their incredible work and dedication to the safety of their athletes. Well, there you go. Well, I'm glad Bronny's okay. Hopefully he makes it out of it, you know, back to 100%.
Starting point is 01:02:20 I was going to keep it on one pop culture, but I don't like to end on a sad note. So I want to – my pop culture used to be my favorite one pop culture, but I don't like to end on a sad note. So, I want to... My pop culture used to be my favorite artist back in like 2017, 2018 when I moved to Houston. Ooh, who? Hold on. Travis. Travis Scott. Oh, I know what you're about to say.
Starting point is 01:02:36 Utopia is dropping on July 28th. This album has been in the works for about... Like four years? Shit, more than that six when did 2018 oh yeah yeah like five six years uh it got gates up as utopia it got pushed back because of the whole astroworld event obviously yeah um i think it's a whole new album i think he had an album ready because i think that week he was supposed to like do the utopia thing And it's been so many years since, or a couple years since then, so he's obviously made a new album.
Starting point is 01:03:10 Apparently there's a movie coming out July 28th for the rollout of the album. That's cool. I think it's with A24. Oh. So, you know, I don't know. Do you know who A24 is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Powerhouse movie company.
Starting point is 01:03:24 Powerhouse and Creepy. Yeah. Well, it's Travis Scott. They're known for their Creepy. A24 is the people that made Midsommar, those type movies. I don't know why that's the only one. It says, 1820 days have passed since Travis Scott dropped Astroworld.
Starting point is 01:03:39 A fan that was 12 years old when it first dropped could be turning 18. That's how long it's been. That's crazy. So Astroworld is one of the best albums, hip-hop albums. It's a classic album. It's a classic album. I don't know how well this one's going to do. Key Drop K-Pop.
Starting point is 01:04:00 I like it because The Weeknd was in it and anything The Weeknd's in, I like. It's a good, cool song. But that was a lead single for Utopia. It's a rough way to do it. It's a rough way. I didn't like that. Yeah. The features on it are like powerhouse. I don't rush more features, but I just didn't like it.
Starting point is 01:04:17 Travis Scott is a commercial rapper now. He's like a big brand. So obviously he's trying to get his numbers up. And if you have Bad Bunny and The Weeknd, two of the biggest artists in the world right now, you're going to go to number one. So that's what he's trying to get his numbers up and if you have bad bunny in the weekend two of the biggest artists in the world right now you're gonna go to number one so that's what he's trying to do with that obviously but and he's doing a bundle pack so good for that i'm looking forward to it uh we might do a full review on patreon i think i'd be down i'd be so down all right that was a good episode cam that was i was so hot at the beginning I just remembered that That laugh took like A year off my life
Starting point is 01:04:46 That was so funny Name and sire Kim, Kim Two quarter portions Alright guys Hey That's a wrap for episode 71 Make sure you leave in the comments
Starting point is 01:04:56 Tell us how bad we were Or how good we were At DreamCon Let's just forget about it For any He's really nervous So I'm not nervous
Starting point is 01:05:03 I just No yeah Buddy's nervous It's alright I'm not nervous No you're yeah, Buddy's nervous. It's all right. I'm not nervous. No, you're good, dog. I just know that people have high expectations for a reason that they shouldn't. Yeah, they should not have high expectations for us.
Starting point is 01:05:11 We're going to try, and hopefully Team Mark can come out on top with a dub skeet. But if not, hey, we gave it. Hell, I gave it. I'm thinking. Oh, let's predict our stat lines. I have an honest one for me. I have an honest one for me. Stat lines prediction? I have an honest one for me. I have an honest one for me. Stat lines prediction?
Starting point is 01:05:27 I have an honest one for me. Okay. Go, yours first. Four points. That's obvious. Four points. Five rebounds. And probably...
Starting point is 01:05:40 That's it. Okay. No assist. Maybe two or three. I'm going 11 points. I'm going to undersell myself a lot, hopefully. 11 points is underselling?
Starting point is 01:05:51 Yeah, you're a god. It depends on, it just, it really depends on what we're, what we talked about earlier. It really depends on that. Because if I, if I become a volume,
Starting point is 01:06:02 then, who knows. I'm going to go 11. I'll match your rebounds. I'll shoot for five. And I'm going to shoot for three assists. Okay. Well, my sideline might be 0-0 and two turnovers.
Starting point is 01:06:18 Who cares? Mine might be 0-0-0 and one. Hell, we don't even know how much we're going to play. No one knows how much we're going to play. No one knows matchups, nothing. So we'll see, hopefully. I'm going to shoot even know, we don't even know how much we're going to play. No one knows how much we're going to play. No one knows matchups, nothing. So, we'll see, hopefully.
Starting point is 01:06:27 I'm going to go for, I'm going to shoot for that. 11-5 and three. We'll crank those down. We'll go 10-4-2. 10-4-2, final. Alright.
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