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That enjoyable?
There's drool on your beard.
There's drool on your beard.
Oh my god, you're drooling.
You're drooling on your beard.
No, I don't like it.
You need to get it away.
You have not been stuck by lightning.
Yes, I have.
No, you haven't.
Yes, I have.
I promise you can't be hurting. it hey everybody welcome back to the you should know podcast episode 71 round of applause please
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back to the you should know podcast episode 71 thank you so much for coming back to another week
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We are fresh off of DreamCon.
Not in real life because it hasn't happened yet.
We are pre-recording this because we have to travel to Austin.
We're going to be in the Creator League basketball game at DreamCon.
For y'all that has already happened, hopefully I didn't embarrass myself too much.
I know Coase Cam probably did well.
You know me.
I haven't done anything athletic in about five years.
They called us for Creator League.
Have to say yes.
Hopefully I did not embarrass myself and my lung did not collapse.
God, it's going to be really rough looking back on this in a week whenever this comes out. God, I hope I did not embarrass myself and my lung did not collapse. God, it's going to be really rough looking back on this in a week.
Whenever this comes out, God, I hope I did good.
Thank you to everybody that's new.
Shout out to everybody we met at DreamCon.
I'm sure y'all are all lovely.
Thank you to everybody who watched the Creator League game.
Let that footage die.
Let it burn.
Never show that footage to me again.
Guys, quick announcement before we get into the rest of the podcast.
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Let's get on to the rest of the episode.
The You Should Know Podcast.
We got Carlos Camp back in the studio.
Salmon, salmon, salmon.
Dude, you're wet.
No.
You're a little clammy.
You're wet.
Just take a whiff.
Get your...
Take a whiff.
That's the most disrespectful thing I've ever seen.
Why is your shoe already off?
And why is it in my mouth? You're a whiff. That's the most disrespectful thing I've ever seen. Why is your shoe already off? And why is it in my mouth?
You're a sicko.
Smell it.
Those are destroyed.
It smells like cheese a little bit.
Those are destroyed.
Well, my shoe or my sock or my pride?
Both.
Both and slightly on the last one.
Dude, I'm not going to lie.
I have a challenge this episode.
I've had to use the restroom since about 3 p.m. today it's like 6 right now
there's literally bathrooms right there I'm seeing how long it's really a test
of time right it's a test of of manpower and strength and courage I swear I don't
like you in my brain right now it's 100% lucky 30% 15% concentrated power of will
was it 5% no but it feels like my anus is bleeding right now
would you you paint visuals that i didn't sign up for like that deserves a waiver to be signed
but to hear something like that that's the thing you don't think about me enough
here we go again do you even love me i think about you when i'm sleeping pooping eating
working out lying down doing nothing it's always cam o'clock yeah no no it shouldn't be
my name's cam i'm wearing cool shoes
oh my name is payton my shoes are literally busted and destroyed oh my name is payton i
can't afford cool shoes like that. Oh, that's bullshit. Look at your left wrist.
Oh!
You gifted me this.
Strike me. Right now.
Strike me.
I've been struck by lightning.
No, you haven't. Yes, I have.
No, you have not. It hurts.
You have not been struck by lightning.
Yes, I have. No, you haven't.
Yes, I have. I promise you can. It hurted. No, it hurted. No, it's lightning. Yes, I have. No, you haven't. Yes, I have. No, you haven't. I promise you can.
It hurted.
No, it hurted.
It's lightning.
Of course it hurt.
You've never been struck by lightning.
Yeah, at my grandmama's house.
Oh, your grandmama's house.
I've never called her that.
I was about to say, you don't have a grandmama.
You have a grandma, and you've never been struck.
You've never been struck by lightning.
Yes, I have. Ever in your in your life yes you want to know
no actually no actually I got struck twice struck twice have you hit the lotto have you hit the
lottery I've been to space too last weekend you went to Neptune I promise no you don't that promise is worth nothing listen to me no you have not been struck by lightning
no oh my god you know what i'm game i'm game go it was for me i was at my grandma's house she has
a lot of grandmama's house may god rest her soul your grandmama's house and she has a bunch of land
and horses does she have steel rods yes yes she had steel rods right it was it would gate off the
kid no i swear to god
he gated off where the horsies were at and so i was with my grandma my brother she couldn't she
didn't have good knees she had surgery right and it was a big storm came out of nowhere and i was
like oh no scared what does her knee health have to do with this because i left her and i ran to
the house and i should have picked her up and like ran with me because it was a scary storm like a
tornado almost and then i had to go through the metal post like kind of like a wwe rope ring
i had to go through it like that as soon as i put my hands on it and it shook the whole thing i went
like that i swear to god and it felt like my hands are on fire and then we went inside and
she put she put ice packs on my hand i have all the money in the world to say either her fence was electric.
No.
Yes.
It wasn't.
Or that never happened.
I swear to God.
And then, fast forward, I went to Walmart with my brother, right?
And you remember.
Would you buy a lightning strike kit?
A perfect powder for your head to fix your body of 10 billion volts of electricity?
No, that's not real.
Neither is you being struck.
Yes, it is.
I'm telling you the story.
Bro, the amount of people, I don't even know what the stats are.
Well, I'm one of them.
You have a better chance of dying to a vending machine
than you do being struck by lightning.
No, I'm scared of vending machines because my hands are too big
and I'm afraid to get stuck.
It's kind of like a bowling ball.
I'm afraid to get stuck.
I don't like my hands getting stuck.
So anyway.
You have claustrophobia of the metatarsarsal you have claustrophobia of phalanges
yes so then i was at the i hate you i was at the walmart i was at the walmart right and you know
the seafood section it's cold yeah wonder why you're you are close you know you know walmart
they have those big metal posts like in the. You do know, you know, right?
Like wherever the seafood bins are, right?
Not where the walls are, but the middle bins, right?
And it's kind of a pick-me-lot right there.
It has a big metal post, right?
You know what I'm talking about.
No, big metal post.
Yes, it's like big cylindrical posts that stand up and they go back to your waist, right?
And I remember...
Oh.
Yeah, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
So I remember I put my hand on one anyway and i swear to god my eyes closed but i it
was like i was seeing myself in my skeleton and it was all blue okay so let me get this straight
you were inside of an establishment and you touched a cart bump protector and you think
you were struck by lightning you inside that's the first word
we're gonna highlight that you were indoors no no no you can shut your mouth now you were inside
of a walmart you touch something that i'm almost certain is concrete and it's not metal it is metal
it might be metal lined it is concrete and the purpose of that object is to not let carts slam into the thing
and you touch this thing and you probably get a very minor it was loud because it was loud oh it
was loud everybody went like this the whole store turned and saw you everybody in my section everyone
in your section saw you get electrocuted by lightning inside of the store by touching
concrete yes lightning can be indoors too. It's indoor lightning.
Please inform me on that one.
It's like ground lightning.
Ground lightning.
Not ground lightning.
There's sky lightning in the sky.
From the ground clouds is where that's coming from.
Well, the evaporation are ground clouds.
How do you think they have evaporation?
I should not be sweating.
I should not be sweating.
I should not be this angry this early in the episode.
I'm just bad at explaining, but the story is is true you touched concrete and you've been struck by lightning
yeah like i'm a prophet and then i tried to really run fast outside to see if i turned into the flash
i didn't your grandma should have slapped you was she with you in walmart no who is with you
what adult president my mom your mom should have slapped you.
No, you know my mom.
If I'm hurt, she went to my aide.
She probably said, what you doing stalking my baby?
She doesn't beat the shit out of the post.
That's not lightning.
I hate to break it to you. It's electrocution.
And it's not lightning.
It's not two in the same boat.
It's not they're close.
It's not their second cousins can kiss and it's legal.
It's none of that.
You like that.
It's none of that.
You like that. That's not lightning. It can kiss and it's it's legal that's none of that it's none of that you like that that's not lightning it's close in the slightest bro if people that are
struck by lightning literally have like their veins like scorched and like you can see my veins
look right there you can see my veins they're scorched they have like bruises all over
stuff sometimes for the rest of their life that's some people
oh you just casually get struck by lightning twice and then you go
and then you just go and walk it off no i have to finish the walmart trip i have to ice my hands
ice your hands people are rushed to the emergency room when they're struck by like you act okay you
act like that's a car wreck right right? Some people get in fender benders.
Some people get in total tations.
I got in a fender bender of lightning.
You don't believe anything I say.
A fender bender of lightning.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think I'm going to go home.
How was your week?
I think I'm going to leave.
I didn't mean to start off this episode by you getting upset at me,
but I feel like you need to watch your mouth.
I need to watch my mouth?
Oh, my God.
Okay, how was your week, Bubba?
My week was good.
Hopefully, we performed decent.
You probably did.
I did.
Hey, don't put too much on me.
It's already happened at this point, but hell, hopefully we did good.
But I'm sure it was a blast.
Nonetheless, I'm sure we had a fantastic time.
Thank you to Creator League, DreamCon,
Mark, the whole crew,
RDC, House Highlights, everybody. Appreciate
y'all. I'm sure
we'll be posting pictures and videos. Maybe,
maybe. I won't. There's not much for me to post. Maybe.
Not necessarily the game of the whole weekend. Maybe a uh little bts vlog on the patreon the patreon
old koala club is gonna see the uh the inner workings as some call it the behind the scenes
for the folks that don't understand what bts is but outside of that uh week was good. Still hot as hell. You know tonight it's going to be 90 degrees.
90 degrees at 11 p.m.
Why do you think that is?
Where does the sun go?
Are we on this again?
No, I'm just understanding, right?
If it's dark, the sun's hiding.
No.
Behind the moon.
That means we rotate.
Behind the moon.
Sun here, us here, earth rotate.
But I'm saying... Long day sun here us here earth rotate but i'm saying long day
hours happen earth rotate fast fast rotate plus equal hours to make happen we flip we're on dark
side dark side us bright side other side world that's how day night so so it's 90 degrees on
dark side us correct how hot is it on bright side them then like 20 000 no that was exaggeration but like 90 times 220 what did you just say 180
right 180 120 is what you just said yeah i was thinking of six upside down it's a nine now
a shameless drake lyric plug six upside down you know I mean? I see what you're saying, and I can't quite put it into scientific terms.
I'm not even going to try, but I don't know.
I like how you're learning.
You don't always have to have an answer.
I'm not learning.
It pisses me off because I'm 100% smarter than you, and there's no doubt about it.
That's certain things.
Oh, no, no.
And overall knowledge.
But it irks me sometimes.
It's 100% true.
It's very true.
I taught you what a
cpm was okay so you're not starting to be at that last week you had the nerve to say where does my
poop go hello this is earth thank you for coming stopping by like are you are you from outer space? Where does your poop go? I've done pretty well.
Like that.
The way you just laughed is sometimes how I picture you in my head.
So you do think of me.
Damn it.
Honestly, Cam.
Why don't you like, why don't I day fantasize over you?
I have other things happening.
As do you.
Yeah, and I still wiggle room time in my head.
You still make time for me?
You fantasy time?
Check my Google Calendar.
There's CamThought.
Like, every, like, 20 to 30 minutes.
If that's a real thing, we're breaking up.
If you were to open your phone,
and on your Google Calendar,
it literally was scheduled.
It said, like, 12, 15, think of Cam.
There's two things I want to talk about that you just said.
One's a breakup.
So that means we're interrelated?
What's the second one? What's the second one what's the second one you said two you said two yeah we can't break up if we're not dating bro people that are just now watching this after yeah we're
we're dating huh we're not no we're not boy talk happens sometimes here we go again two weeks in
a row of him being a grind fest okay in the second and the second, the way you said, for all of the new listeners and watchers and followers after this weekend, I'm sorry.
I'll just go out and say that.
So basically, this is how our relationship works.
I'm sorry for this wolverine next to me.
I got a haircut for DreamCon.
It just hasn't happened yet.
The second thing I don't like, which you just said, is how you said calendar.
Calendar.
That's not how you said it. Calendar. That's not how you said it.
Calendar.
You said calendar.
I said calendar.
It's not, I'm telling you.
It's not a calendar.
I know.
I've never said calendar.
Oh, rewind the tape.
Calendar.
You're right now.
I was always right.
You're stupid.
I am always right.
I am forever right.
You can't best me in much.
You know what I don't appreciate?
Every week I come up here and ask you, how was
your week? You never ask me. I just kind of thought it was our thing because half the times I go on an
answer and you go, that's cool. Don't care. Hey, you want to hear what happened to me on my first
date when I was nine? So it's like, I'm kind of prepping myself for the interruption. And then
when it doesn't happen, I guess I'm let down slightly're you're a simpleton dog oh you think i'm
gray like you the way you picture me you think my favorite color is gray you think i drive like a
model t you think i'm normal as normal gets high i'm normal yeah i'm not this is what i feel like
your day is you wake up and as soon as you wake up you're sitting at a 90 degree a right
gong the undertaker and then you're like
you're like my wife is here my dog is here okay you rip the sheets off you go you make a cup of
coffee world's slightest rip right there you said you ripped the sheets off it's normal and you go
to your you go to your kitchen you cure egg coffee oh i don't have a Keurig. We actually bought you one, gifted it to you, supplied you with 48 K-cup pods.
Get off of me. I don't want your physical touch right now.
We actually bought you a Keurig, supplied you with 48 cups of coffee and a nice 360 rotational tree to hold them in for pleasure and aesthetic purposes.
He has drank two.
I could physically come back next week with 46 K-cup pods in my hand from your apartment.
Talk about a waste of a gift.
You live and you learn, people.
You live and you learn.
That is equivalent to you buying me a PlayStation, right?
You just spit on our carpet.
Get it together.
You buy me said PlayStation,
I sign up for one month of PlayStation Live,
don't even purchase a game,
and then I never touch it again.
How would you feel?
It was one of the decent Keurigs too.
It's a great Keurig.
Matt Black.
Hell, we went the whole line.
I've bought you things that you don't use.
Name them.
I gotta think.
Oh, name them.
I bought you a framed picture of our Rory and Maul poster.
Yes.
You don't use it.
I haven't hung it.
It is on my dresser, propped against the wall, to be displayed.. How about you assign LeBron thing and you didn't hang it up?
That is exactly next to the Rory Mall propped on my dresser,
which is highly elevated, propped on the wall for display purposes.
I'm not nailing it into the wall that we are in
because we won't be there for longer than five more months.
That's why I didn't do it.
Slight laziness, slight logical.
Same.
It takes a lot to make a Keurig
Did you have a seizure?
What was that?
You said
It takes a lot
To make a Keurig
My eyes sometimes
Get stuck like glue
It's not that
Okay so
For everybody
If y'all hear
It doesn't smell
It smells like
Fucking sushi dog
No it does not
You smell that a little bit
That's you
No it's not
You smell
Like a seafood market.
Honestly.
Just go and get a whiff.
Get your ass away from me.
You fall and break your wrist.
Okay, Cam.
Cam, ask me how my weekend was.
How my week was.
How was your week, Bubba?
It was good.
I got shushed by a random lady inside of a bar.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Thank you for bringing that up.
Please tell them.
Okay.
Holy shit.
So me, Cam, his wife, Olivia, and our friend, Ryan, we were all like, hey, let's go get drinks.
I had a test car that was given to me because I'm about to buy a new car they gave me a test car we all could see it boom there was a bar we all met
at right we go we walk into this bar we're all sitting down we got espresso martinis Liv's got
a margarita I got some fridgie fries we're eating there's music playing in the background we're all
sitting in this circle talking I'm facing the door right so I can see who enters and exits this
facility people are entering people are exiting people are dancing people are eating drinking Talking. I'm facing the door, right? So I can see who enters and exits this facility.
People are entering.
People are exiting.
People are dancing.
People are eating, drinking, leaving.
You know, feng shui, as some would call it.
It's a calm vibe. We were sitting on couches with green shrubbery in the background.
A lot of LEDs, RGB lighting behind us.
It was a hell of a night.
We were getting some business done.
We were getting some pleasure done, hanging out.
A lot of pleasure right here.
A lot of pleasure.
No, matter of fact, it was strictly business.
There was no pleasure.
I actually hated the night, now that you just said that.
So, as I said, I could see who's entering and exiting the facility.
All of a sudden, this woman walks into the facility, right?
And you could tell there's some something not clicking
up here right there's some there's some outside resources that are affecting her chemicals no her
pcie bracket is bent don't know what that her graphics card is not plugged in there's something
like a pin got scratched on her cpu something's messed up bad eyes are a little squinted right
and she's almost like creeping into
the facility she's almost like hit it she's like this audio listeners go over youtube she's like
this right and i'm like oh she's she's definitely she's vibing she's drunk she might be a little
high something's going on she's not of natural state we can say that with 100 confidence all of a sudden one of my favorite songs starts to come on
maria maria it's if you're at the live show you know that's one of my favorite songs remind me
of a west side story so i'm sitting on the couch right i got a couple drinks with me i'm like oh
you know what i'm saying that booster on like your baby boy we're vibing with us friends right
we look over and she's dancing right but she's dancing almost like a character on gta
can't tell that she was dancing she's sitting there like this you gotta give me the adler give
me the song i can't i know you copy written okay that's exactly how she was dancing and we're like mind you she's like 11 feet away yes and she's
dancing alone i could crumble my straw wrapper and i'd be able to hit her like that's how close
she was so then this is like i don't like to do this with strangers that are obviously on
substances it's it's like a stray dog you don't want to make eye contact with it because then
they're locked into attack but i was feeling the song too much and i was too focused on what she was doing because she looked
insane you didn't care about the environment you cared you cared about our vibe yeah so i was vibing
dancing the music but then i look over at her and of course she's looking over at me oh we make eye
contact and we're both hitting a shoulder move she starts to creepily make her way towards
me i'm like oh god no oh god no and she gets right up on me when i say she was a nose distance away
from me and she was going huh and i was like oh god nothing was like nothing was audible nothing
it wasn't real words it was so scary scary. It was just noises and grunts.
Yeah.
And I can feel the whole bar and restaurant's eyes on this situation.
How is Peyton going to handle this?
Cam's laughing.
Liv's like, oh, God.
And Ryan's like, who do I have to fight?
So we're all looking like, oh, shit.
And I'm a nice guy, so I don't want to make her feel bad that she looks nuts.
So I'm like, oh, like oh okay okay as soon as i
say okay okay she goes i can't shush yeah that was lispy it was very that was a lot of spit she goes
i'm like when i tell you i immediately for the sake of her because i like to be nice to people
for the sake of her i literally slingshotted my head to the right.
I was like, because I couldn't laugh directly looking at her.
So I went, she literally, like he's not exaggerating, probably this close to her face.
And he was like trying to just like, oh, okay.
She went, and I go, oh, I'm so sorry.
He goes, oh, I'm so sorry he goes oh i'm so sorry she doubles down
ryan's jaw it's like looney tunes he was like
i slingshot to the right dying laughing and live starts to wheeze her little we y'all heard it on
the pod her wheeze laugh she goes and she wheezing, and it doesn't even phase her.
I go, I guess I'm not supposed to be talking.
Yeah.
He audibly said that.
He goes, I guess I'm not supposed to be talking, guys.
And now at this point, the fact that she hasn't been phased, I have zero sympathy left.
I'm like, okay, she's not bothered by it.
She's not here.
I am laughing out loud in front of this woman.
Our entire group feeds off my laugh.
There's four people laughing at her and
she's literally eye contact just like moving her body hitting all this stuff just going
no she's like creeping me out we were perplexed oh my god but my favorite part is what happened
next she goes to another guy my god so then she leaves us once we've given her like a hey we don't
enjoy yeah i'm uncomfortable now I didn't call for this.
This wasn't an event.
You can go.
I can see the inside of your throat how close you are.
Back up.
She leaves and does essentially the exact same routine, same noises, same shush,
but she goes and does it to a couple at a bar.
It's like this big black dude at the bar.
So I'm going to paint the picture.
The big guy is sitting down at the bar, but he's looking to his right yeah his woman sitting right next to him she's looking spot on
okay the girl comes up in between them and she starts
hitting her shit right the guy does not see it he has his beer he's looking at the tv uh there was
a game on some sort and he's looking the wife looks at him. You know, girls, they'll be nice to each other for the most part.
She's like, oh.
Kind of starts laughing.
Same approach Peyton does.
There she goes again.
So the guy turns and looks at it.
He is perplexed.
He goes.
And then she starts looking at the guy, like, intensely, like she was Peyton.
She's looking. Moving. In his soul. Doing all this. And the guy literally looking at the guy like intensely like she was Peyton yeah she's looking
like moving in his soul doing all this and the guy literally looks at the wife the wife does
not like it now she's like and the guy literally goes fuck we got going on here and I say we are
busting out he said it like ultimate confidence as loud as he wanted to didn't care if it hurt
her feelings and we start crying over it.
Because we're like 20 feet away from her at this point.
Because we're like, oh, my God, we just experienced that.
So this is what it looks like from an outsider view.
It was, oh, my God, it was so strange, so funny.
Maybe this is why I don't tell stories about what happened to me this week.
Yeah, maybe so, bro.
Because that, I mean, thank God I was there, though.
Because I...
We should have recorded it.
I mean, that's, oh, it was unbelievable.
I should have.
I said that afterwards, too. I was like, I I we should have recorded I mean that's oh it was unbelievable I should have I said that afterwards too I was like I should have been like
let's talk about something meaningful for a second I think we should probably do that by now I think
we should sometimes in life we're faced with tough choices and the path forward isn't always clear
that's a fact whether you're dealing with decisions around career relationships or anything
else therapy helps you stay connected to what you really want to while you navigate
life. That's a fact. So you can move forward with confidence and excitement. I like that. I like
that, Cameron. Trusting yourself to make decisions that align with your values is like anything.
The more you practice it, the easier it gets. I'm not gonna lie, Cam. Sometimes I'm really bad at
like balancing the work-life balance. Oh, yeah. Thank you, Cameron.
Yeah, it wasn't a, you know.
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Now on to the rest of the podcast.
The You Should Know Podcast.
Have you ever been handcuffed?
What?
Like, handcuffs.
Have you ever been handcuffed?
Like, sexually or by law enforcement?
It's an honest question. What is wrong with you? Honest question, I didn't know what you meant.
Obviously law enforcement.
Or just like for like exhibition.
Just fun.
You know I'm not a criminal.
And I didn't know you were a freak.
You should though.
You said sexually.
You were talking about some.
No, no.
I didn't do that.
Stop it.
Oh, no.
You're disgusting.
Who on this earth responds with that? I was just trying to get to the bottom of the question
i was gonna ask you like because it hurts bad you was your sexual thing no you want i'm no
i'm saying i recently had the opportunity and i didn't realize how like how sturdy they were.
There's no other person on this earth would be like, I got the opportunity to get handcuffed.
You know what's cool?
You're like a second grader on a field trip when the fire department comes.
Let me grab the water hose.
I've always wanted to be stunned too, like a flashbang.
I've always wanted to be handcuffed sometimes in certain situations.
No, you're a freak bag.
I don't know.
You like it.
Ask Liv if she would handcuff you. Are you kidding me? are you kidding me? That's let me be the other way around. No, let's not go
It's not good for kids at all. Okay, then
I'm just asking you didn't they hurt the wrists. That's all I was getting to Oh my god, they were like magnetic You can pop them off anytime you want
I honestly don't know the color
I was blindfolded too
It comes with a safe word
It comes with a safe word
No, I don't know the color
Because I was blindfolded too
Just kidding, it's never. No, I don't know the color cuz I was blindfolded to
Just kidding it's never happened. Oh
I'm joking Holy shit. That's a crazy. That's a crazy question. Yes like you. Oh, that's a crazy risk
That is a crazy question to my question. Well, I just got to get to the bottom of things
Clarification. Oh, dude. I just left
It's got
gastro build up now well yeah you said it you have in peter you've been holding for three hours
think where is the weirdest place you've ever used the restroom
payton i can without a doubt in court in a court of law this is hold up i can 100 say
i have only took a shit where I'm supposed to.
In a toilet. Sometimes
you don't have the option.
You know what I mean?
You make it an option.
You find a toilet. I did find one.
It wasn't a toilet, but I found somewhere one time.
You've pooped outside of a toilet.
So I've only had one real job in my life before
this, right? It was at
Orange Theory Fitness.
I didn't really get any sales there.
Like, I didn't do anything.
You just kind of stood there.
But you know me.
I don't do well.
I can't use the restroom, like, in foreign places.
I have to be home.
Oh, my God.
Like, I can't know that there's strangers on the other side of the door.
So I couldn't use the Orange Theory bathroom.
You just locked the door.
No, but then they'll...
I'm afraid somebody will walk by and they'll hear... know what i mean doesn't matter everybody poops if you hear
the thing jingle say whoa whoa no if somebody's jingling the door i'm gonna stop
it's busy occupado but no i i so i had to poop real bad and the girl i was working with she was
very beautiful and so i couldn't poop near bad. And the girl I was working with, she was very beautiful.
And so I couldn't poop near her, right?
And so we were the closing shift, right?
And at the closing shift, you have to take all the trash bags, right?
You got to take all the trash bags.
And you got to take them to the big...
You sit in a trash bag?
No.
No.
Close, but no cigar.
Close.
So you have to take all the trash bags and take them to the back, outside, in the big dumpster.
I'm so scared where this is going.
So it was dark.
Oh.
And I told, and she, the good thing is, the co-worker that I had a crush on, she was scared of the dark.
So she didn't ever want to go back there to take the trash out.
So I was like, I know I'm safe.
So I took all the trash cans.
I went to the big dumpster in the back.
And I didn't
look around no and I just went up here real quick but I knew I if it was one of
the long ones I knew but this one was a sharpshooter it just like the only rough
part is I had to sit with that right for like an hour on the
drive home it's traffic you I was kid oh no it's a boy oh no you were a psycho
you were an absolute psychopath you know my turn oh oh oh it's my turn you shit in an industrial-sized garbage can yeah the
one that has to be picked up by machine arms off of a moving vehicle
yeah and you didn't wife with what so you? So your master game plan to avoid simply pooping in a sanitary restroom with toilet paper behind a locked door
simply because a female was cute was to go shit in the parking lot in a garbage can and not wipe.
Now that I'm thinking about it, it would have been smarter if I actually jumped into the garbage can
and sat down.
I just kind of hovered on the edge.
You levitated.
You levitated.
This is a great tricep workout.
My feet were...
I don't ever want to be within three feet of you.
Ever again.
Are you kidding me?
No.
It's not my proudest moment,
but I'm an honest man.
And that's why people love me
and respect me. I don't know about respect proudest moment, but I'm an honest man. And that's why people love me and respect me.
I don't know about respect.
I wouldn't.
Hell, I don't at this point.
Bro.
You've helped me wipe before.
No, I haven't.
I've thought about it.
You're changing this.
That doesn't mean it's real.
I've thought about being a billionaire.
Certainly not.
Go look at Rhonda.
Where's the beast of Rhonda?
No, no, no. I can't i we can't segue okay no
but i have a question it's a good segue it's a good segue what's your plan action whenever you
run out of tp and it's too late like the deed's done and before you did it you didn't check if
there was any tp left what do you do never happens to me i am oh my god live a little bit
you just told me you shit in the dumpster.
Yeah.
And you're telling me to live a little bit.
So you've never had to hit the showers.
And like, do the high power turn on the shower head and get a little bend and open up.
And have to go like.
And you just see a little bit go down the back of your cat.
Okay.
We're going to get real.
We're going to break this down.
Upon entering a restroom,
especially if it's foreign.
No, I'm talking about at home.
My eyes.
If it's at home,
and you're having to wash shit off of your calves
because of how irresponsible
and quick and lazy you are i don't want you to touch me right now then you are a menace to society
because then you're using a towel to dry your body. Oh, towels pushing the limit.
Towels approaching the limit.
You go everything that's disposable.
Getting into a shower with shit in your crack and washing it out with high-powered water.
Just think about that.
You're going into poop.
You end up butt naked in a shower with water going down your crack.
And a stream of poop hits your calf muscle.
That's only sometimes.
I'll get rid of a pair of socks.
I got some disposable socks. I got some of socks. I got some disposable socks.
Some holy socks.
I got my church socks.
I don't need those.
I get some socks.
Even when I was camping, if I had to poop, I would walk a half mile to the outhouse to poop.
You never had a burning need to poop immediately where you couldn't?
I can play some solid defense.
You got a tight sphincter. Cross those legs and and just def a tight sphincter you you're disgusting
there's nothing else to be said do you love me no i don't you how do you know okay
this happened recently olivia went to the bathroom. Right. And I hear, babe, we're out of toilet paper.
So I go downstairs to grab some.
Okay.
None's there.
Do you know what she did?
What?
Waited until I got back with more toilet paper.
Y'all got strong caboose.
I don't.
Well, no, I do, but it's just like that will to keep it.
It hurts.
Yeah, you.
I feel like sick, like nauseous.
It hurts.
You have no willpower to survive.
No.
That just proved to me that if we were in a life or death situation...
I'll shit on you.
No, you'd fumble.
You'd fumble the bag, we'd both die.
No.
You have no will to prosper on.
No, it's just my...
No urge to just be successful and beat it.
I don't like fecal matter just resting on my gut.
You just told me you haven't gone to the bathroom in three hours, but you need to.
That's why I'm burping a lot, because it's like...
Oh, he has shit burps.
Oh, my God.
No, but at least in my house, I'm always well prepared.
Clearly not.
Clearly not.
I am.
My house has everything I need.
First off, your house sucks.
That's the furthest from the truth. What's wrong with my house?
You do he has nothing like your living situation is remarkable. It is almost fascinating
How bad it is what's wrong? There's okay?
There's so he has one spoon one fork one knife and like two plates. You're not Denzel Washington.
You're not the equalizer.
You have guests over sometimes.
Be prepared for them.
It's just me that lives in there.
I literally went to eat at his place the other day.
I had a meal.
I opened it, put it in the microwave.
First off, the time on the microwave and stove, it was 8 p.m.
The time read 5.55.
How is it that wrong?
Because I have a watch and a phone.
How is that that wrong? So have a watch and a phone how is that that wrong so secondly
time doesn't add up second thing he hands me a plastic knife and says good luck what
am i supposed to do with your luck wish and a plastic knife you know it was a pork chop you
never had to survive you literally cut it stab it stab it, eat it. Live a little.
Get silverware.
I have my silverware.
You have a 12-piece knife set of blades to cook with, but you don't have silverware.
Those are for protection and fun.
Okay, you know what else is wrong?
Yes.
It's decently comfortable in your apartment, right?
What do you mean?
Temperature-wise. Yeah, I keep it really really cold it's probably a smooth 68 yeah i went to grab an almond joy every one of them was liquid explain that how the hell am i not sweating but anything you have
that chocolate is melted how does that happen there's like hot spots in your apartment it's
like the vent doesn't touch here and it's like burning coals or something.
I honestly don't know.
It's like a sitting bucket of almond joys in there.
It's disgusting.
It's just wet.
It's liquid.
But how does that happen?
Are you blow drying it?
You don't own a blow dryer.
Nothing.
Do I need one?
You need a lot.
You need a lot.
You need a lot.
What else is wrong with my apartment?
Dude, my apartment is pretty normal. All these things you say is like, oh, that's rich people shit. You need a lot. You need a lot. What else is wrong with my apartment? Dude, my apartment is pretty normal.
Like all you things you say is like, oh, that's rich people shit.
Your balcony wiggles.
I never feel safe standing on your balcony.
I'm not a carpenter.
What do you mean to do?
Get a hammer and fix it?
But it's just that goes to prove the point.
That goes to prove the point.
Oh, my God.
You told me to use the bathroom.
This is like three weeks ago.
I said, respectful young man.
Hey, bro, can I go take a shit?
I really have to.
Sorry.
Yeah, sure.
Go for it.
I go in there.
There's paper towels.
There was no toilet paper.
Was that the day you did the...
Was that the day you showered?
You raunchy bastard.
I was there after you showered your shit off.
Dude, that's like...
That deserves Lysol and like... And Fabulosa. Like, you should deep clean it. No, I cleaned it. Dude, that's like, that deserves Lysol and like,
and Fabulosa.
Like, you should deep clean it.
No, I cleaned it.
No, you didn't.
I did.
No, you didn't.
All I have is dish soap, though, so I just dish soap
the bottom of the...
God for...
God bless whoever goes
and leases that apartment after me.
Your birthday cards?
His birthday was in February.
There's four birthday cards
propped up
on his kitchen counter.
Why?
Because I'm really lonely.
Let it go.
I read them when I'm sad.
You leave the TV on when we leave.
It's quiet.
Oh, it's not because it's quiet.
You said you like hearing someone when you walk back in.
Yeah, because there's no one.
But you know it's not real.
But it feels good.
Save money.
Electricity.
No, it's fine.
We will literally be leaving like for like a day
like like say he's coming to like stay at our place or we're going out super late he leaves
his tv on so if somebody's talking to me when i come in because i never get like you're married
so you get a honey i'm home i get like john travolta singing oh you have a perfect a perfectly
capable closet yeah yet every time i walk in you'd think your coffee table is like a shoe house.
It houses your sneakers.
This is so long.
It houses your sneakers.
Because you don't see this, but we do.
No, I'm very aware.
I just like my things where they are.
That's so bad.
You have like three trash cans.
You have three trash cans, and they're all right next to each other and they're always full
Valet trash my ass
Yeah, now I get I get trashed like warnings every day. They charge my $25 a day for that
I'm sorry. I'm still going you can't know you have three nice little designer rug things yeah two of them crystal clear
one looks like it was used to like snuff a cannon like it was used in world war ii that thing has
been blown up and it remained it is black because i used it outside at first to make outside more
fun oh so you can maybe get some traction and not fall off your balcony you don't have seats out
there i'm done it sounds like i'm just roasting
you you're me i might i might be but don't you have the audacity to tell me to live a little
bit and that your place is normal you're making me have a panic attack dog whatever i had a panic
attack this weekend i had a bad panic attack this weekend for what you know i lie when people ask
me questions that i wasn't ready for it's a part of my like freak out anxiety i i mean i can agree
with that though.
It's so much easier if someone's like,
hey, you saw that new movie, right? It's so much easier to be like, yeah, it was great.
No, I didn't. Because then it just ruins
their vibe. It might be a sign of respect.
I can respect that. No, I'm just a liar.
Well, okay.
Tried to help you.
So, I was at the store by myself,
right? I was at the mall and i was trying out
different shirts and when i pick out shirts i hold them up right smart i'm holding up shirts
looking at it like oh i really don't like the way that fits i'm not i'm not a fan of that one
so i'm a respectable young guy like i'm respectful to the workers so as soon as i don't like a shirt
i fold it back immediately and i go to put it back on the tray we raised you well then my mom did well they live have a very large part but I'm slow at folding right so
I'm taking my time I'm making sure the corners are perfect I'm fold and I'm
really into folding the shirt to put it back Picasso in the joint as I'm doing
it this random woman comes up to me and she asked me a question she goes excuse
me sir can you point me to where the denim jeans
she thought i was working oh i know you freaked out oh my god it's i'm panicking like immediately
i'm hot i'm sweating oh yeah so i go to try to tell her i don't work i'm like excuse me
and she goes no no i'm just looking for like the 34 l's like where are the jeans at the ones with
the rips and at this point she cut me off
when I was trying to explain to her,
I don't work here.
I am in hell at this point.
Oh yeah, you fainted.
My sphincter is like that.
I'm tight and I'm wet.
I don't, holy shit.
Tight and wet.
You know what I meant.
Oh my God.
I'm freaking out at this point.
So when I go into panic mode, I pretended like I worked there.
No, you did not.
Oh, no, you did not.
I pretended like I get a biweekly check from this establishment.
Oh, you turned into an employee.
I turned into a cashier, a folder helper.
I had a name tag.
God help you.
And I go, I have no idea where the stuff she's talking about,
I don't know where it's at in the store.
But I pretended like I did.
No, you didn't.
I said, yes, ma'am, no problem.
If you go down there, you see that mannequin, the one with the sparkles?
Behind it, it's kind of hidden back there. And she goes, oh, thank you, lot. You see that mannequin, the one with the sparkles? Behind it.
It's kind of hidden back there.
And she goes, oh, thank you.
What's your name?
I go, Jonathan.
I've never even met a Jonathan.
As soon as she turns her back to go, I'm out.
I leave the whole mall.
I don't even go to a different store.
I'm fucking out.
And I didn't even, like, walk out of the store.
I was going like this.
I was like,
it looked like I stole something.
I'm not good when people ask me questions.
Bro, you are a grown man.
You don't have to lie.
She doesn't have to not let me answer either.
I tried to tell her,
but I can't put up a fight for too long.
You did not.
I didn't want to get like a negative review from my manager at that point.
So did you even try to see if where you're pointing was semi-reliable?
I saw black.
I don't know where I was at.
I was just like, fuck, I just pointed out.
And I was like, somewhere out there, that shit's going to be there.
The mannequin was there.
I looked for a hidden portion of the store.
Dude, yeah, it sucked.
It was hell.
The fact you left the whole mall, not the store.
No, I left the mall.
Oh, my God.
Jonathan was running to his car.
Jonathan.
That's such a sick name.
It's the first name that popped up, and I've never met a Jonathan.
Not sick as in, like, no offense to Jonathans, but holy hell.
Yeah.
Bro, you gotta relax.
I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
I am hot.
So you haven't been handcuffed?
I can't.
No?
You think it's weird?
Last week I got to.
I got to.
From who?
Stop.
Would you let me?
No.
No. That'd be the worst decision of my
life for episode 100 you want to handcuff me we can handcuff each other no because you're
gonna scorpion me and i haven't i can't do anything what's a scorpion you you show him
get stand up no you wouldn't do to me no please no you're a you're so rated like X Not even R
Bro we gotta
You're done talking
You're through
I'm just myself dog
And I appreciate that
And so does the world
But damn it
You're not yourself
Oh I am
Oh I guess I'm just great
If they knew what you do to me
Back there on our desk
There you go again
You don't lay me on the desk
I don't lay you on the desk
You make sure my head doesn't hit hard either you're like oh i cup your neck like a newborn get a grip
no you're done you're done oh i got a question though i do have a question a normal question
what is it okay so would you rather we always love those here we go would you rather? We always love those. Here we go. Would you rather be royalty a thousand years ago,
high stature royalty, or an average person today?
That might be the easiest would you rather ever.
No shot.
I have my answer.
I know you're picking the wrong answer.
Oh, my God.
I know you're picking the wrong answer.
That's the easiest would you rather ever.
Say your answer on three. One, two, three. Easily royalty a thousand Oh, my God. I know you're picking the wrong answer. That's the easiest would you rather ever. Say your answer on three.
One, two, three.
Easily royalty a thousand years ago.
Cam.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Who wants to be an average Joe?
A thousand years ago.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm going to be the average guy.
Ask me why.
Why?
Air conditioning.
Vehicles.
Hoodies.
Garlic salt.
Chick-fil-A, cable, sports.
What else?
You grossly underestimate how cool it would be to be royalty a thousand years ago.
Oh, and to smell like mushrooms and radishes.
Have you smelled me now?
That's very true.
That's very true.
But then, I'm wearing a leaf laying down.
All that's covering me is a leaf just over the manhood.
I'm laying down in a leaf all day.
I got two beautiful people right next to me feeding me grapes.
I don't even like grapes, but they're feeding them to me.
Imagine me butt naked with my legs up in a leaf covering my manhood.
I smell like 14 years ago right i smell i smell like an
earthquake at this point no you smell like war at this point that's nothing war i'm royalty cam
exactly so you're either leading the battle or they see you as a leak a weak leader a weak leader
a weak leader cam they physically see you as incapable to... Cam, imagine how much gold I would wear. What does this matter?
You're materialistic.
No, and I would invent pizza.
Oh, you'd invent pizza?
That's how royalty invented pizza, right?
Wasn't the story of pizza?
They came up on the throne and they were like Italians.
What?
I remember learning that.
Something like that, right?
We're the throne with the pizza and they like fed the king pizza
think about going to sleep without air conditioning right now just fathom that your blanket is a
skinless bear like your blanket is a bear hide a lion's mane that's fine guess what i don't need
air conditioning because again i'm in my leaf and i got three people blowing leaves at me while i'm sleeping also average person no one
i don't have enemies like no one's trying to get me yes there's definitely corporate beef at the
coffee machine you hate jim from accounting no i don't you're like you got i got swiss miss in the
office today you might hate him be like oh that guy always steals my credit no one's trying to
end your life or take your kingdom kim you, you're always going to have to have people watching your back.
You're an invasion.
The gong goes off and shit just goes to the fan.
The women and children hide in the caves and you grab a sphere.
That'd be sick.
But at the same time, I'm not grabbing shit.
So you're just going to stand from the top and go, fight.
Yes.
Get them.
Please.
All of those.
Yes. Battle. And I'm good at strategy no oh no yes i am yes i am you're
good at you're good at 2023 strategy no i wouldn't you would not know what to do yes i battle yes
give me a scenario give me a scenario okay battle you're on an open land yeah there's a hill your
enemy is on the hill what do you do go to Go to the other hill. There's not another hill. You've already lost.
I'm not in the battle Cam. I'm royalty.
I go. Strategy gone. This is what I do. I bring a huddle. I have the earpiece in. I'm like guys you see that King?
He's not me. He hates me. I hate him. I want to win. Go get him we win ready break team on three one two three team you can't do that they
go say it this is what it'd be like a thousand years ago i'd be like all right team team on
three one two three yeah and imagine shaking people's hands like this yeah you know what
you're doing at your corporate office hey name's jim hey stacy ways i didn't get my paste up from last week you know who does that hey and then i'm gonna hop in a car go home watch other people
through a magic screen to make me laugh yeah be with family go to bed yeah and you get entertainment
how you want 68 degrees people make plays for me only me i'm the one man audience that's sick
and i can have long hair okay what happens when you get like pneumonia
i'm the king okay propaganda propaganda i say lie you just walk down to their apothecary and you
just get you just get healed you act like they didn't have medicine back then oh they did they
definitely did and i would have first access to it because say you get i don't even know say you
need an amputation something take i I mean, they have fantastic medicine.
Let's not get it twisted.
What are you talking about?
But it's just different.
There's no prosthetic leg.
You don't get a hook.
You don't get nothing.
Imagine doing this, right?
Laying with your leaf.
Stop with the leaf nonsense.
And you want somebody.
Also, the only reason you're picking royalty is because you can be butt naked poolside
with two women feeding you fruit off of the vine itself while there's a leaf over your manhood.
Yeah.
And imagine, I want something, right?
And they go get it for me.
How's it go?
How's it go?
How's it go?
I want four cattle.
Yeah.
Dude, imagine that. I want your wife. Yeah. Dude, imagine that.
I want your wife.
Please bring me your wife.
And they literally, they just go to the poor guy's, the poor bastard's door.
There's like, hey, your wife's been summoned.
We gotta, it's either you give her or take her.
You give her or you die.
That's sick.
I wouldn't do that.
Thank you for clarifying.
What I'm saying, if you're royalty back then then i can name the whole place payton payton land imagine like kids in payton land imagine kids
in 2023 read the textbook and be like oh payton land and then i could be the cover of a textbook
i'm laying down i'm in my leaf and i'm the cover of the textbook and i'm like this with gold
and leave you so you want it for the luxury and
the cool clothes that's the only reason anybody wants to be a king so you wouldn't try you want
you don't want to be a king to maybe change the course of history do something better
when a better leader than others well i don't really know much about history so i don't know
what i would need to do but besides be cool with gold and leaves and fruit i'd be everybody's
favorite i'll go play basketball with no thing. I'd make it like pizza.
You don't get to go back
with your current knowledge.
You'd be an alien.
Oh.
You'd be like,
hey, where's my helicopter?
Where's the private jet?
Yeah.
Hey, go get Lisa from accounting.
They go,
Sia, what's accounting?
What is this helicopter
you speak of?
And you're like,
and they literally look at you like this.
There's no braces.
There's no deodorant.
I'm sure they have natural remedies.
So I fit in well because they stink, they look bad.
And they wear no clothes.
That's me 90% of the time.
Okay, you be the servant.
Whenever I ask her something,
I'll be like, I got my leaf.
Yeah, you're close.
I'm like, bring me lasagna.
Lasagna, sire.
What is this lasagna you speak of?
I don't know lasagna.
Bring me four rations of potato skins.
Sir, we don't skin our potatoes.
We get them straight from the farm, the eggs.
You need four, sire.
Neiman, you need four.
I could galley Spurgeon Havoc and we could go down there.
You need four, Lord.
I want... Serious apology, sire. down there you need fall Lord I was serious apology sorry I didn't mean to
make you sweat from your eyes bring me more clothes from my favorite store sir
we don't have a store we make the clothes from the wheat and the linens in the fields.
Bring me clothes from Neiman Marcus.
Neiman Marcus?
Sir, I didn't know a Neiman moved into the settlement.
And who is this Marcus you speak of?
Also, I thought you liked to stay naked, Lord.
Honestly, sire, I'm sorry. Goodbye now.
Like that? You like that? Was that enjoyable?
There's drool on your beard. There's drool on your beard.
Oh my god, you're drooling.
You're drooling on your beard.
No, I don't like it. You need to get it away.
Fix your beard.
Oh, there's... Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, your mouth just looked like Pinocchio.
There was two strings of spit, and it looked like someone was controlling your tongue.
Every time you ate, the strings went like this.
You might be the funniest motherfucker I've ever met.
Oh my god.
Neiman's Sire.
We can get to Spurgeon Harris and collect the rations from Neiman.
Two quarter portions.
Oh, that was a good laugh.
Yeah, I'm not saying that anymore.
Two quarter portions.
Two quarter portions, Sire.
Stop, Jeff, stop.
Your rations!
Please, I'm so serious, please stop.
Cam, please stop. Cam, please stop.
That was the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.
Yo, he said two quarter portions.
Please stop, Cam, I'm so serious, I can't take this.
I think I laughed so hard my eye went inside out or something.
Yo, that's the hardest I've ever fucking laughed in my life.
Yeah.
Oh, you're the funniest fan I've ever met.
There's so much water on your face.
There's so much liquids on your skin.
That sounded insane. Yo, I can't look at you.
Yo, no, Kim, that was the funniest shit that i've ever ever ever been a
part of i can't stop please stop it hurts two quarter portions all right holy shit oh my god
all right i think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? What is it?
Pop culture, pay it in cash.
Do, do, do, do.
Pop culture, pay it in cash.
Wow.
Yeah.
I'm going to go first this week.
Thank God.
Mine's a.
I can't breathe.
So it's kind of like scaly at the beginning.
Okay.
But it's to make a point.
Okay. You know we love basketball.
Something tragic happened this week.
Bronny James. That's what I was going to say. I stole it from basketball. Something tragic happened this week. Bronny James.
That's what I was going to say.
I stole it from you. I'm so sorry.
We can just go twofer. We can just double on it.
Anyway, if y'all don't know, Bronny James,
LeBron's son, oldest son,
he's going to USC in the fall and he had a workout at USC
and he
apparently got cardiac arrest
and collapsed and whatnot whatnot they had to rush
him to a hospital he's in ICU but now he's stable he's good but it just goes to show basically I
said that to do a couple things one live your life to the fullest like you never know what's
gonna happen what could happen and happen any second you'll never expect it but two the main
news from a pop culture is media outlets and it is sick that
they're having to even say this it's sickening it shows the greatness and the the polarizing effect
of lebron james okay there's media i don't remember the exact media outlet i don't want to
quote him but on twitter a media outlet verified said that regardless on your stance of LeBron James,
we should all wish well to Bronny.
He shouldn't even say that.
The fact we're having to say that, that many people dislike LeBron.
And if you think about it, at the end of the day,
LeBron James is a basketball player.
Like he's not a warlord.
He's not an emperor, a general.
He's not made a single law.
He hasn't made anything political to do with any warlord. He's not an emperor, a general. He's not made a single law.
He hasn't made anything political to do with any country ever.
He plays basketball.
And the fact that so many people don't like him,
that people are having to say, regardless of your stance on LeBron,
regardless of how you feel about this athlete,
can we all at least link and wish nothing but the best for his son that just had cardiac arrest?
That's insane.
This is like 18, 19.
Insane that people are having to say that.
This is the official thing.
Yesterday while practicing,
Bronny James suffered a cardiac arrest.
Medical staff was able to treat Bronny and take him to the hospital.
He is now in stable condition and no longer in ICU.
We ask for respect and privacy for the James family,
and we will update media when there is more information.
LeBron and Savannah wish to publicly send their deepest thanks
and appreciation to USC medical and athletic staff
for their incredible work and dedication to the safety of their athletes.
Well, there you go.
Well, I'm glad Bronny's okay.
Hopefully he makes it out of it, you know, back to 100%.
I was going to keep it on one pop culture, but I don't like to end on a sad note.
So I want to – my pop culture used to be my favorite one pop culture, but I don't like to end on a sad note. So, I want to...
My pop culture used to be my favorite artist back in like 2017, 2018 when I moved to Houston.
Ooh, who?
Hold on.
Travis.
Travis Scott.
Oh, I know what you're about to say.
Utopia is dropping on July 28th.
This album has been in the works for about...
Like four years?
Shit, more than that six when did
2018 oh yeah yeah like five six years uh it got gates up as utopia it got pushed back because of
the whole astroworld event obviously yeah um i think it's a whole new album i think he had an
album ready because i think that week he was supposed to like do the utopia thing And it's been so many years since, or a couple years since then,
so he's obviously made a new album.
Apparently there's a movie coming out July 28th for the rollout of the album.
That's cool.
I think it's with A24.
Oh.
So, you know, I don't know.
Do you know who A24 is?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Powerhouse movie company.
Powerhouse and Creepy.
Yeah.
Well, it's Travis Scott.
They're known for their Creepy.
A24 is the people that made Midsommar, those type movies.
I don't know why that's the only one.
It says,
1820 days have passed since Travis Scott dropped Astroworld.
A fan that was 12 years old when it first dropped could be turning 18.
That's how long it's been.
That's crazy.
So Astroworld is one of the best albums, hip-hop albums.
It's a classic album.
It's a classic album.
I don't know how well this one's going to do.
Key Drop K-Pop.
I like it because The Weeknd was in it and anything The Weeknd's in, I like.
It's a good, cool song.
But that was a lead single for Utopia.
It's a rough way to do it.
It's a rough way.
I didn't like that. Yeah.
The features on it are like powerhouse.
I don't rush more features, but I just didn't like it.
Travis Scott is a commercial rapper now.
He's like a big brand.
So obviously he's trying to get his numbers up.
And if you have Bad Bunny and The Weeknd, two of the biggest artists in the world right now, you're going to go to number one. So that's what he's trying to get his numbers up and if you have bad bunny in the weekend two of the biggest artists in the world right now you're gonna go to number one so that's
what he's trying to do with that obviously but and he's doing a bundle pack so good for that
i'm looking forward to it uh we might do a full review on patreon i think i'd be down i'd be so
down all right that was a good episode cam that was i was so hot at the beginning I just remembered that That laugh took like
A year off my life
That was so funny
Name and sire
Kim, Kim
Two quarter portions
Alright guys
Hey
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Tell us how bad we were
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Let's just forget about it
For any
He's really nervous
So
I'm not nervous
I just
No yeah
Buddy's nervous
It's alright I'm not nervous No you're yeah, Buddy's nervous. It's all right.
I'm not nervous.
No, you're good, dog.
I just know that people have high expectations for a reason that they shouldn't.
Yeah, they should not have high expectations for us.
We're going to try, and hopefully Team Mark can come out on top with a dub skeet.
But if not, hey, we gave it.
Hell, I gave it.
I'm thinking.
Oh, let's predict our stat lines.
I have an honest one for me.
I have an honest one for me. Stat lines prediction? I have an honest one for me. I have an honest one for me.
Stat lines prediction?
I have an honest one for me.
Okay.
Go, yours first.
Four points.
That's obvious.
Four points.
Five rebounds.
And probably...
That's it.
Okay.
No assist.
Maybe two or three.
I'm going 11 points.
I'm going to undersell myself a lot,
hopefully.
11 points is underselling?
Yeah, you're a god.
It depends on,
it just,
it really depends on what we're,
what we talked about earlier.
It really depends on that.
Because if I,
if I become a volume,
then,
who knows.
I'm going to go 11.
I'll match your rebounds.
I'll shoot for five.
And I'm going to shoot for three assists.
Okay.
Well, my sideline might be 0-0 and two turnovers.
Who cares?
Mine might be 0-0-0 and one.
Hell, we don't even know how much we're going to play.
No one knows how much we're going to play.
No one knows matchups, nothing.
So we'll see, hopefully. I'm going to shoot even know, we don't even know how much we're going to play. No one knows how much we're going to play. No one knows matchups, nothing. So,
we'll see,
hopefully.
I'm going to go for,
I'm going to shoot for that.
11-5 and three.
We'll crank those down.
We'll go 10-4-2.
10-4-2,
final.
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