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224. 224. 224's. Like I'm Kobe Bryant, Brian Bryant. 2224's. And I'm ready to start shining. 224. Bumping on the,

I'm grinding. 224. Dude, every episode, you beat your record. Of what? Censoring. What did I say? H-U-Z.

H-Z. H-U-Z. It's in Web. No, mine didn't. get bleeped out yours did. Oh, because I said, yeah, okay. We got to go, scan back. Woo!

The energy is up in the building right now because, it's my turn to talk, not yours. The energy is high in the building right now because we are back from the first leg of tour. Yeah, we are. We're back from the first leg of tour, man. It is so fun. We went to, we went to San Francisco, we went to San Diego, we went to Austin, we went to Houston, and we went to Houston, and we have a full breakdown of all the behind-the-scenes stories and troubles and stuff that will be available over on our Patreon on Wednesday.

It'll be probably like an hour and 45 long episode, and the whole crew is going to be on it, and we're going to talk about all the stuff. It's going to be fun. It's going to be a good one. It's hilarious. Yeah, so the last couple episodes have been pre-recorded, but we're back real time. This is happening as you're seeing it. Man, dude, how are you feeling coming back from this?

first four shows of tour. Fantastic. Honestly. Of course, it's a little tired because we were bumping and grinding on the road. You and me getting real frisky in that bed late at night. Bumping furs, we were like this. We're like this. I'm going crazy. I see why you were giving up that $20 million. I mean, Cam's got a, for cams just strong.

I mean, you got to get me there. If you don't get me there, it's pretty embarrassing. Yeah, one, one, one day, uh, we were trying to get it on after a show. Tell you drank too much. Hey, I got there. Just took a little longer. It took a little longer. said, So hey,

make sure you let me know. No, I was like, I was like, it's been an hour and a half. I was like, unless you're elite, I don't know what's going on.

Oh, no, not elite. Oh, no, I'm a rookie numbers over here. Yeah, but I love touring with you. Being on the road with you is so fun. No,

I love being on tour with you too. Now, I would be lying if I didn't say you absolutely disgust me in certain aspects of your life in it, that's fine.

To each its own, man to man. I get that a lot. I mean, I think that's been a running thing on the podcast for a while, due to a lot of cologne and not due to the fact that you wore the same pair of denim for three days in a row. Yes. You also failed to brush your teeth for 72 hours. Yes. Payton

did not brush his teeth for the first three days of our tour. Yes. I'm going to say that one more time a little quicker. This man didn't brush his teeth for three days consecutively. Yes. While we were traveling across the country on tour, 100%. I didn't do it. And I'm not trying to hide it either. I think that's what pisses me off more. They're just like, yeah, I did it. That's fine. That's fine. I did it. It's like, have some coup. Have some, have some, be honorable. And the crazy thing is, like, as much as the, like, the people that watch our podcast and come to our show have become, like, a family to us, in real life, we are strangers. Like, we haven't really met each other at all. Yeah. Like, we are strangers. Yes.

But I was telling them when I met them, hey, by the way, guys, haven't brushed my teeth this whole week. And then, like, I thought as a joke, like, because they watch the podcast and they know me, they're like, oh, they would be like, oh, funny. None of them found it entertaining. It's disgusting. Yeah. It's disgusting. And you're lucky you had grapefruit high noon covering the scent. It, that is, you're, you're, you're, you are farming bacteria. Like, it blows my, thing about it. I've brushed my teeth six times. Yeah. In the amount that you failed to do it once. A hundred percent. And it was not normal. And it got to a point. There was a couple. points in the week where I was realizing that me not brushing my teeth was becoming an issue.

And it was whenever we were about to go doing mean-and-gritty, and you're like, Peyton, you got to go brush your teeth. It's bad. And I would tell you, I was like, no, I'm about to drink, so it's going to be fine. And that, A, that's unacceptable, but the more unacceptable one is we go to, we start at like a convenience store, grocery store, a gas station, doesn't matter. This man has the nerve. Hey, bro, you should really buy a pack of gum.

Why the f f f-should I buy a pack of gum for your disgusting mouth? You want to buy gum, but you don't want to brush your teeth. No. Spell the word lazy. Spell it for me. I wouldn't put that as laziness. It's more of exhaustion. It's just like I know it's one of those things.

It's like getting back into the gym. That's how I view brushing my teeth. It's like you gained a bunch of weight and you know going back to the gym is going to really hurt. And so that's the same thing with brushing my teeth. Your teeth shouldn't hurt. when you brush them. That's how you know you're not brushing adequately. Exactly. I know and that's why I don't want to do it. And it became a serious issue where I was contemplating maybe going to a doctor when we landed is when we got into the air on one of our flights,

immediately my gum started. I just wish, like, I just wish y'all can understand this. This man's sitting next to me. And we're just talking and the plane as soon as we get up and like, not even full blown just up there like normal. We're still on the ascent. I just look at him, he's like, yeah, man, I'm excited. There's just blood in his mouth. I just don't, like, dude, I admire the hell out of you. Because the fact that you just bleed from your mouth. Yeah.

And think just... I felt it happening, too. There's always a tingle that comes before the fall. Think about what I'm about to say. If you cut your leg, you are 100% washing that cut. Whether it's in a shower, whether it's a specific wash, some hydrogen peroxide, something. You bled. You bled from your mouth.

Right. And you know what I did? And you didn't do anything. Yes, I did. I ordered a mimosa. That was, that's how it clear. Alcohol cleans all, no. Alcohol with a little bit of juice. That's a vitamin C. We'll close that thing up real quick.

I mean, I mean, dude, you're going to be, you're going to have a smoker's grill in like five years. You don't even smoke. You're making fun of me, but that's not worse than what you do. And I learned that you do this on tour, and it is weird. Please enlighten me. What I do this is worse than not brushing my teeth for three consecutive days. Cam is the corniest person that I think I've ever met. How?

How? When we're on tour, me and Cam share a hotel room. I do. I swear to God, Cam, and let me know if anybody else has ever heard this. I'm nervous about what you're about saying. Cam says good night before he takes a nap. Okay.

That is very applicable for good night. You're going to sleep. So you say good night before you go to sleep. That's not applicable at all. Yes, it is. I'm going to sleep, so I turn and I say good night. and I go to sleep. At what time?

What time you're taking to that? Like 3 p.m. That's fine. That doesn't matter. I'm going to sleep. I'm cutting off consciousness. Good night. Sleep.

Yes, night. That's why. Night is dictating a part of the day. No, you're getting too literal. They just, you did, that's the phrase. So you think it's appropriate to say good night

anytime you're falling asleep? If you're going to bed at 10 a.m. If you woke up hell early, you're going for a very early morning nap. You say good night. Do you think more people universally will agree with you or agree with me? I think with me.

Because it's, It's one of those. It's psychologically wrong. Psychologically wrong, socially correct. It's just one of those unwritten rules. When you go to sleep, because you go to sleep every night, you always do.

So that's where the good night comes from. But any other type, if you take a nap, bro, it's not strange to say good night. It is. Hey, I'm taking a nap, bro, good night. Love you, dog. Just go to bed.

It's going. Okay, it's going to bed. Now, if you say good night, and I don't even think going to bed is the correct term. Going to bed? First of all, you don't nap in your bed. People that nap in their bed. are weird. You don't nap.

We're in a hotel, so I'm not napping on the floor. I'm napping into bed, so I was going to bed. That's going to bed. No, you don't go to bed. What do you call that it laying down? Yeah, I'm gonna lay down. That's fine. That's also you're going to the bed. No, it's not.

How's that not going to the bed? Because you don't have to lay down on the bed. Taking a nap. What am I floating over it? Like an exorcist? You can, on the, you take naps anywhere. Naps are for any time. That naps are for any time, anywhere, any place.

Exactly. Exactly, they're the omnipotent. That was a great word. Omnipotent. Omnipotent is, which one is omnipotent? I've never even heard that straight. It's that word. It's about our Lord.

God bless. God bless. But I'm just saying that is wrong. I think the alternative for saying like, exactly. What would you say? For taking the nap? Yes. I'm about to hit the hay.

I'm about to hit the hay. That is terrible. That's terrible. It's more accurate than saying I'm a good, night. Good, no, it's no. Bro, that confused the f***ed out of me. I was in bed.

I was, like, sitting down, dooming on my phone and camp's day I was going to sleep. At noon, he was like, hey, bro, good night. And I literally had, like, an internal crisis. Really, I'm a, that's a you problem. I don't know, that is a you problem. I am going to sleep in a bed. It came out good night, and I think it stands. I think that holds in a jury in a court.

I think that's a dad thing of you. That might be a dad thing. First of all, announcing your nap to another grown man is absolutely insane. I don't do Irish goodby. I don't slip into the darkness. I will tell you, hey, I'm about to go sleep. I'm about to go sleep. But I could take context clues, right?

You're shirtless. You have on your rain sounds. Yeah, I do. And you're cozy. There's not a part of me looking at that and being like, he's about to go work out. I go, I don't know. You'll talk me through. Oh, dude, you'll keep me the awake in a nap.

I will literally be like this. And that's why I have to announce to, hey, bro, good night. Because that's kind of like a stop talking to me. Because I'll be like this sometimes. And you'll be like, bro, that's crazy. You see that? I'm like, what is it? happen.

Fallback sitting. You go, did you get that email? I'm like, so I got to say, good night. No, that's a hard thing about me.

Like, I think I've learned that as well is I don't like being alone during the day. You don't? Oh my God. Can we talk about that? This man cannot do anything.

Like, I, dude, okay, there's so many instances. The number one, it always has to do clothes or packing.

Huh. Anytime, because you wait to the last second. Love your death. The last second. Yes. And I'm like, Uber's here.

I'm going, but you're no. Wait, bro. I'm like, what the hell? And you go, bro, why did you leave me? Honestly, the type of guy you are. Honestly type, no, I'm used to it, bro. I'm used to no love around here. I'm the captain of the ship.

No love. And you're back in your bag, all angry. That kills you. Oh, it's my fault. I have attachment problems? Yes, it's not my fault. Yes, it's your fault. But as somebody who loves me, you're supposed to help.

No, help is, help is one word, but that is like a dependency. Wow. I can't. You'd rather me be distant? Not distant, but independent. dependent. I can't leave the room for 10 seconds. You go, honestly, bro, fuck you, dude. Because what's the point where you going without me? You can't go anywhere without me. I'm going. Oh, I can't go anywhere without you. That car's not going to leave a pain hard and

in that car. We're going to the same spot. That's not even like an ego thing. Okay, I'm going to start doing this. We're going to say so I'm going to start. I'm going to get my bag and I go, my leave. I cannot leave, but stay with the key. No, but dude, it's, it's, it's everything though. No, it's a little homo erotic that you tell me good night before you take a nap. And I'm going to put that out there. It's like, I don't know if that's a hint. Like, come take some with you. I don't know what that is and I don't like it. I don't like it. And it throws me off. Hey, bro. I'm about to hit the hay. We'll be way cooler. First off, are you someone's grandpa? Who just hit the hay? Who says grandpa? Who says that? Who says grandpa? Who says grandpa?

I broke my hand. Oh, I've never said grandpa in my life, by the way. I don't know why that just came up. First time. You don't say hit the hay. Hey, I'm about to go lights out real quick. I'm about to go, is this like stealth recon? Hey, ships, ships entered the bay, C and 20. Like, no, what are you talking about? Hey, I'm about to go lights off, all comms out of here. Red dot sensor, alarm set, lights out.

What do you do? Yeah, I'm about to go, hey, I'm about to go dark real quick. I'm about to go dark, silence quickly. Like, what are you talking about? Or hit it like a real dog and say like, hey, bro, I'm about to go. take a quick 10. Who said what? I don't need to say that. And I definitely want more than 10. I need more than 10. People that take a nap. No, no, dude, you're just, you're, you're, you're, you get cringed by my love of you. That's it. I love you. I said, hey, man, good night.

And taking a nap longer than eight minutes is irresponsible. Oh, eight minute naps are cush, dude. Oh my God. That's what I'm saying. Dude, who the, you're not 16. Stop talking like that. Again, I've never said that ever. And I don't, I'm getting nervous. Naps are so cuch. The back of my knees are sweating. I'm, I just said naps or weed. I just said that. Like, that came out of my mouth. Dude, it's so crazy, like, going around these different states and different cities.

I wasn't expecting, and, again, we're going to have a full breakdown over on our Patreon. But I wasn't expecting San Francisco to be so cold. Oh, my. California is the coldest place on earth in June. No, I have no idea. Like, it's California. It's not supposed to be. It has to be because of the ocean.

It has to be. Yeah, isn't that strange that it was cold by the ocean? No, that's that's, that's, I mean, That's common, but how cold, that's the strange part. Yeah, but whenever we were going on the bridge, they said it was the sea. Who, okay. One, incredibly wrong.

Two, who's they? You didn't talk to anybody. The Franciscans. The Franciscans. Yeah. You didn't speak to a soul, so who is they? I know, I went on a run because I'm on my fitness journey. Somebody was eating in the room.

Oh, I went to the little fitness gym. Terrible gym, by the way. I mean, just terrible. No, oh my God. They should call it cardio room. They should say cardio room. When I visited you in that gym, there was a lady that kicked me doing a cartwheel. There is a weird in there kicking cartwheels.

Can I say that? That was the... She's blocking the water machine. No, I literally... She saw me trying to leave, and she literally was blocking that door with cartwheel. I don't like him. A bit of flip. Yeah, but they said it was the...

It's not the sea. Is the sea and the ocean the same thing? Nowhere near... They're close because it's water, but it's not. They're so different. Sea in the ocean are not the same. How so not? Oceans are massive.

In ocean... Like, water is inside. of the ocean. Sea or... So sorry. So sorry. I'm sorry. So sorry.

Ocean is inside of like... Or land is inside ocean. You'll try it one more time. How about you take a, take a breath? Land is inside of the ocean. Like the ocean is around the entire Earth and there's pockets of land. A sea is inside of land.

Did you say land is inside of the ocean? Yes. So like, if you strip, like ocean... Like an island? No, not, I mean, I mean, technically all lands and I can say that. But no, I'm saying ocean is the whole globe and there's the massive parts of the land. That's the ocean.

Cs are like the little pockets, like inside of countries. When there's a big body of water that's very big, it's clearly not a lake. It's typically in land mass, not fully surrounded, but it's inside. What the fuck are you talking about? What are you saying right now? That's the main difference. So you're talking about a lake. No one said lake.

I said lake. I said it's not a lake. Okay, ocean is the globe. 70% of the world's water, right? So oceans are the massive bodies that there's endless miles of nothing and nothing. Now when that, it's still the ocean, and it comes up on the coast of California, that's the ocean. So it has to be next to California to be the ocean. No, it's the whole world.

But seas are typically, they're smaller and they're like wrapped, not wrapped, but there's around land. Like inside of land is what I'm saying to you. So a lake. It's not a lake. A lake is fully enclosed and small as shit except for the great ones. So a lake is closed. You can't escape a lake. Correct.

I mean, yeah. A sea is partially closed. So you can get it, so you can get in and out of a sea. From an ocean. Yes. With the fuck the cutoff of a sea in an ocean there. I think someone just gave them lines one day. I thought a sea in an ocean was just a different name, like the coast.

Oh, coast. Like the Gulf. Like the Gulf of Mexico is the ocean. The Mediterranean Sea, Mediterranean Sea is the ocean. Oh, no. But it's just in the Mediterranean part. And they just named it something fun. Like the Gulf of Mexico, right, is the ocean.

I think, I mean, yeah, I think it's the ocean. Now, a Gulf, now I'm not too quizzical on a Gulf. I don't know what makes the Gulf a Gulf, but I know a sea when I see one. So, okay, well, wait, how, like the Indian Ocean. Yes, sir, that's an ocean. But it's only for the Indians. No. Like, that's the Indians got that one.

No, it's a big one by Indian. And the Gulf of Mexico is for the Mexicans. Yeah, they drink from that water. No, I'm just kidding. But I don't know what a Gulf is. A sea, okay, back to the base, a sea and an ocean. are different. Paden Harden, Seas and Oceans are different.

I'm understanding that you're saying that, but is there an action, is it like salt water and fresh water? They're both salt water. They're both- So I'm- So there's no difference, that's what I'm hearing. There is, okay. Okay, you're a physical learner.

Let me show you something. Ocean, huge. Then there's land. It meets, right? You can't do that like that. I don't know where we're at. It doesn't matter! Yes, it does.

Because are we in America? Literally doesn't matter. Ocean. Okay, we're in America. Yeah. So all the water to the west of California. That's a fat ocean, right? But they call it the sea.

They don't go, no, they don't! Then why is it called the bay area? What does that mean? Because they said it's the bay. They call that water the bay. You want to go to the bay? Yeah, I'm gonna go to the bay. That's cool.

So why, so is that the ocean? Because there's bays and there's piers. If they call it peer area, it doesn't make a difference. It's an ocean. No, the pier's the deck. The bay is the water. The bay, the water right now. the water right next to it might be the bay or something, but it's the ocean.

Where are the names coming from? Why is it called the- Ask the people that named them. There's a difference. So you're saying the dead sea isn't the ocean? No. It's the dead sea. Why? I didn't name it! I'm not Jack Sparrow! I didn't name the sh- I don't know why, but it is! Okay, are there certain animals that only can go in the sea, and there's only animals that can go in the ocean? I mean, I assume? I would assume? So like in the ocean.

Maybe they're bread in the sea and they like it there, like their pocket of land and they don't like other people. So like when I've been to the ocean before, they tell me, be careful of jellyfish and sharks. Yeah. Like, but you can't find a crocodile in the ocean. Those are sea creatures. Like sea horses.

You can't find a sea horse in the ocean. Who's going to see? No, you're starting to panic. You're starting to panic and piss me off, double p, p squared. Did you just say it? Oh. Crocodile is a sea creature.

Or those belonging lakes? Those are very much lakes and swamps in my boy. If I'm out in the cruise and I'm just flowing through beautiful, the Mediterranean Sea and there's a gator. But you just said you're in the ocean. Cruises don't go through the sea. Yes, they did. You've never been on a cruise!

So it's the same thing then. If they go in the same water, Hey, Ronaldo had a hatchet. Wait, you did? I don't know. They don't know that joke yet. I, yeah. I, oh my God, this is like, it makes my brain it. But do you understand the confusion?

No, I do. If they're saying that the sea and the ocean are different. Yes. No, there needs to be more distinctive differences. I'll give you that. But if a sea horse can go in the ocean, what the hell is the difference? It's just his name. I agree with you.

Let's just call him a water horse. Let's call him Agua horse. He can go wherever he wants to in the water. Just floating around, just like that. But the sea in the ocean's different. Just think sea is smaller. We're going to do this. You have a bathtub, then you have a pool.

And you have a river, possibly a crick. But then you go to the lake. Past the lake is sea. Then you have ocean. Sizes, they're both salt water. It's stupid, but there is a difference. So what I'm hearing is you don't know. I already said the land.

You just can't like conceptualize it. But I don't have an answer, therefore I can't concede to them being, my point being wrong. Oh my God. What a manipulative snake of the tongue. I gave you the answer. You just don't understand it. That doesn't mean you don't have an answer.

Oh my God, I have an update. I have an update. Update on what? Your health? No, from last week. Oh. Remember when I talked about dying in movie theaters last week? Oh my God.

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And I kid you not, like, fuck that guy. I'm joking, but like honestly, like, no, I am joking. But let's have some sense of professionalism here. Can I be honest? Update on the Dining movie theater. Oh God, give it to us. Last week I said how much I hate the experience because I hate the waiters and the waitresses that come by and they talk to you in the middle of the movie and I don't like the flow of the experience. And I don't like to hear somebody back there talking about, can I get some enchil?

More cheese, fat shit shut up. And so... And I said you got a rough hand dealt to you. You should try it again. So I went to the movie theater and I was like, as you know, I'm on this journey to find the perfect movie theater before Spider-Man comes out. Yes. Because that's important to me. Very honorable journey.

So I'm sitting at the movie theater, right? Me and Sarah, I'm sitting there, right? I get served earlier than before. Perfect, so I'm like, okay, maybe it was just a bad experience. There we go. I'm like, oh God. I'm like 15 minutes into the movie, 20 minutes into the movie. This is important to learn the structure and the plight.

We're about to get our first piece of like something wrong is going to happen in this film. It's a problem that we are going to have to solve later in this film, right? So I order something or Sarah order something. something, right? About eight minutes into the movie, I'm like, irresponsible of you should have done that earlier. Now my movie theater experiences ruin because there's a flashing light next to me. So she orders, right? And this guy comes and brings it in about 15 minutes into the movie. Now, he sets

the food down on our little tray, right? And he's right here. The theater is in front of me, right? So I'm watching the movie. The guy's in my peripheral to my right. He drops the tray, I don't look at him because I'm not here for you. I'm here for the movie. As I'm sitting there, I notice the guy ain't leaving. There's still a body. That means I have to interact. So I look over and he's staring at me like this. Mind you, it's dark in a theater. Pitch black. Pitch black. I'll make eye contact with them and I go, huh? He goes, I know you from somewhere. Oh, dude.

Oh. I go. What? He goes, you do something. You know, I can't hear you over the film I'm trying to watch. I can't hear you over the movie I spent money on. He goes, he goes, you're famous, aren't you? Oh, wow, man.

Really? Right now? And I go, not really, man. I just do stuff. And he goes, dude. He goes, okay. I look over at my drink. I don't have a straw.

So now I got to ask him for something. I go, yeah, hey, yeah, man, famous. Can you bring me back a straw? He goes, anything for you. He leaves, comes back with four straws. I ask for one. Fuck you. I don't want that many straws.

Wait too many. Right? He comes back with four straws, sets him down. I swear to God, he goes, now I know. I go, what? Still trying to watch the movie. He goes, now I know, what?

he goes you got all them podcasts on YouTube it's a weird way to phrase that I go yep that's me he goes you mind if I get a picture

you are absolutely lying you are not being serious I swear on everything I love you mind if I get a picture by the way not trying to whisper so everybody's hearing do you mind if I get a picture man

and this is the part about me I love the people that support us so much. I've never said no, ever to a picture. Except for that one time we got evacuated from the movie theater because of a potential shooting. That time I was like, probably not appropriate. I'm trying to save my life here. So.

I forgot about, we're literally getting pushed through like these back, like hallways because there's a SWAT team on top of my. There's a gun threat. This dude goes, hey, love the videos. Quick flick? I go, nope. I said, not happening. So he goes, you mind if I get a picture?

I go, oh, I go, wouldn't see why not, right? He goes, no better time, huh? Front flash. Camera. You know on the iPhone, when it's dark, that flash stays on the screen for like 30 seconds because it has to go, like, 10, 9, it has to like develop. So I'm sitting there like this. Not even looking at the camera.

I just feel the whole theater looking. And he goes, you guys, hey man, anything you need, I'll be here. I'd be like, for you to get the fuck away from me. I literally, first off, I did not realize that he was about to take the picture in the movie. Like that is. No, no, no. I thought he was going to say after. I love that you are like, you deserve be fired.

No, no, no. He doesn't deserve employment at that establishment. You don't belong to move. No, you literally don't. And I appreciate you being here. And hopefully this was funny for you need to be fired. Yeah, 100%. You need to be fired.

But I would have looked at if a man serving me at this. theater would have said, hey, can we get a picture? Not whispering. Can we get a picture right now? Yeah. I've literally been like this. Right now. You think this is the appropriate. Right now.

I've had people ask me for pictures in the movie before. Yeah. Yeah. At least enough brain to go, hey, after the movie, can we get a picture? And I go, no problem. I'll throw my popcorn away. We'll do it. Perfect. Back to the film.

Yeah. The man front flash took a Sophie with you. And he was an employee. He was an employee of the theater. That is a, that is legit next level of wickedness. And it's like, it's like,

now I'm at square zero of theater experiences and I'm running out of time. I'm looking to pirate Spider-Man. Like, I'm looking to pirate it. Like, I have a theater at my house, a pirate the movie. Sorry to Marvel.

But like, unless you all invite me to something. Unless I see it before, before that guy serves another movie theater, then I'm pirated. If you, now you would have been completely right in doing this.

If you would have took that guy, the picture with that guy, and then up and left, I probably would be crying on the floor right now. That would have been the greatest thing I've ever heard. They left the theater?

If you literally went, I can't do it. He just took off. Oh my God. Or you hit him with the, you hit him with the Magnus Carlson. He goes, can we get a picture?

Yeah, sure. Yeah. Oh yeah. Dude, I literally turned to Sarah and I was like, never again. And she goes, I know.

Dude, okay. I can't even defend it anymore. I've always had good experiences of the dining in. Yeah. I think now I will, let's call a spade of spade. There's a red flag. Red card on Sarah. She ordered something in the movie already started.

You got to order all your shit for it. So I don't know. It could be maybe one more, maybe one more attempt. Never again. I literally spit on the floor before I walked out. It's never happening. I was like,

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Dot a. slash Y-S-K. Now on to the rest of the episode. Oh, I got disrespected the other day bad. Really? Terribly. At the same family photos. You're easy to disrespect.

No, you want to the crazy part. It keeps happening by my wife. What did you just say? I'm easy to disrespect. Yeah, because like, what are you going to do? I'm joining a boxing gym today. It's like the reason people don't do that's the craziest thing you've ever said to me in the history of our friendship, not even the pod. The history, you literally said you're so easy to disrespect.

No, it's, and then you look to me up and now you said, because what are you going to do? That's insane. No, it's not because like, the reason people don't disrespect you is not because you're intimidating. It's because you're nice. Yeah, that's fine. But take my, take my kindness as weakness and figure it out. You go, hmm. I go,

Oh. Why would you say it? So how'd you get disrespected? Bro, I, I, I, okay, so I was going through pictures of the tour, all the pictures we took, and I saw these pictures of myself, I said, what the hell? Completely forgot to tell you this. What happened? So remember how we took the family pictures?

Yeah, where your ears were dirty. Yeah. Bro. So we're taking, uh, the, there was a part that was in the living room. Okay. All right? And the lighting was not the best. And I was just kind of getting really tired.

And I was like, oh my God, man. So the, everything gets. It's fixed and finally time to start taking pictures. She's snapping, snapping, and lives next to me, right? We're taking pictures together. She starts going like this. Babe. And I'm like this, I'm like, what?

She's like, fix your face. I said, fix my face is crazy. I'm like, what are you talking? I'm just smiling, Liv. I'm just smiling, I floss for the picture. What do you mean? And she's like, the woman, she's like, keep going, keep moving, these are beautiful.

And I'm just like, Olivia throws a hand up. Yeah. Like she's across. She throws a hand up and goes, give me a moment, please, to our photographer. Oh, no. She then turns as if she's like breaking the conversation off, not like we're five feet away. She can hear every word.

She brought you into a huddle. Yeah, she put me in a lot. She said, stepping them off of quick. And I said, what are you doing? And she goes, baby, you just, like, these pictures are not going to be hangable if you look like that. That's a crazy way to say the pictures are going to sign. I said, not going to be hanged. She said, you look tired.

She said, you look really tired. I hate that. That's my biggest peppy. I said, live, one, I am. Okay, let's get that just out. Clear as day. I am exhausted. There's no secret here.

I will go to bed standing right here, if you let me. I will literally go. And I said, but why are you having to say it? She goes, we paid good money for these pictures. I want you to look better. She said, just go take. My wife told me to go take five. This is the most, this is insane.

Did you take it? Yeah, it took about 12. So, but what I said, you said, good night. I went to the bathroom. Right. Because this is now, ego just fully came in. I said, there's no way I looked that bad. Payton, I took a picture of how I looked.

Oh, no. We're going to throw this on the screen for y'all. Oh, I feel like we're going to see this into TikTok comment section pretty soon. No, no, like, no, I didn't understand the magnitude. Oh, my God. Okay, so that's his reaction. I didn't understand the magnitude of how fucking bad I've looked, bro. And now I immediately said, oh, I've never hanged that on my wall either.

Kim, it looks like you had a medical problem. It looks like something drooped horrid. Oh my God! Oh, no, that's perfect. He's still in the hot. He's still in the hot. I was dead. I keep saying that.

I thought he was dead. I seriously did. No, no, it looks like I literally was hit with like a tranquilizer. Like not, like that's not a human being tired. That's like, that's like I hiked like 20 miles. It's like you're lagging. Your processor slowed down. What the

Real life flagging It's probably the greatest You ever said I have high ping High pin right here Oh my God bro No okay And at this point

Y'all have seen it But I It was a moment of I was I hated myself No I would hate you too No it was bad Like my own wife Very sweet

When it comes to me And telling me these things She tried to huddle She told our photographer We need a moment She told me to take five First of all fire The photographer

For even taking pictures of you Like, that's like getting a, like a tattoo artist, like doing a tattoo. Like, you should refuse service. I'd rather hear from you than my own wife. Like, if I hear it from you, it's like, okay, you're professional. You're trying to get the product good. Yeah. She's like, but what do you say to a guy at that point?

She's like, hey, these look great. Just you look kind of like dead. Like the photographer should be like, maybe not today. Yeah, she goes, well, I'm just going to pack up. Just going to try a rain check? Oh, wow. What did you do after? Did you just have to, like, fight through it?

Dude, I, I, I washed my face and I went back out. And I tried to do some, like, skin tightening stuff. Did a couple of those, and then I went out there and I lived just like, dude, I, photos. I'm going to see whenever they come back. Photos can be really- I'm starting to hate pictures. The more I grow up, I'm starting to hate, hate my image.

I'm starting to hate taking pictures with fans for this same reason. There's some awkward photo experiences we've had, dude. I don't know if you heard this, and this really, like, it's not funny, but it really made me uncomfortable, bro, at a meet-and-greet. Please enlighten me. I immediately just thought of something that happened to me, too. We were taking a picture. with somebody in the meet and greet, right?

And like, you know, like, when we take pages with people, the photographer, like the friend or family member could be awfully aggressive. Oh, yeah. Like, do this. Yeah. Like, how much don't do that post?

Get down on your knee. They're like, like, first of all, I got instructed one time to change my smile. That is insane. I said, you bought this. That's crazy. That's insane. But fix yourself.

But you know what made me uncomfortable? What? One time? I don't know if you heard this. Like, people need, like, genuine, like, ethic classes. Oh, no, I hope. Oh, my God, that's the biggest retweet. This, like, friend was with her friend,

and the friend came and took a picture, and the other friend was told the phone. I'm getting like that. Circus. And she goes, oh, okay, here you go. One, two, three. Actually, she goes, hey, friend, can you take off your glasses real quick? I guess I was hoping it was a glare.

Friend took the glasses, and I was like, oh, okay, we're still here. And she goes, one, smile more, more teeth. I was like, oh, please just take this picture. Yeah, I'm touching these people the whole time. And then she goes, what, hey, suck in. No, no.

Suck in. Thuck in. Publicly. Has to be the biggest respectful thing a friend can say. You're telling your girl to suck it is literally a guy going, hey, dog, just put that little shit away. I mean, of. Female friend telling her a female friend to suck in.

Yeah. Dude, I was just like, I was like, we could, I was, I was, I was awkward at the glasses. Oh, it's awkward now. It was awkward at the teeth. Suck in? And I literally, I got on, I sucked it. Oh, I would be like, dude, same thing. I know you didn't.

I know. You did not hear or see this. This is crazy that I forgot to tell you. Huh. And we're not, I'm not going to go, whatever, whatever. We have the Patreon exclusive on Wednesday. But this moment, it happened. I immediately turned to you

and you were signing on the table. This happened in Houston. What happened? During the meet and greet, I'm not going to say which person, whatever. Obviously not. I'm not going to describe. Someone, they go for the wraparound,

the picture and whatnot. Their hand, because you know how we're on the outside, their hand hits my booty. Oh, nice. How'd that go? Hits my dude. Hell of hit, like, almost like they smack you. Literally felt like intentional.

Yeah. It was kind of like this. Oh, I'm ready for the picture? Yeah. Guy or girl? Guy. Okay. Yeah, guy. Got you. And I said, but it wasn't like a bro, like, pap, like funny. Yeah, it was like... It was just like your hand went too low and you have, you have hands.

Oops, yeah, oopsie, right? He goes to me. Sorry about that, man. I go, oh, no problem, bro, all good. Did. He double-tapped? He took the all-good as get some more. He double-taped my ass in a meet and a meet and greet. He took my kindness for weakness. Like I said. you say? I literally went, oh, oh, oh, hold on now. I'm turning to the middle. I said, what are you? Oh, and Dario was like, oh, Cam, over this way. And I said, mm, okay, perfect timing. He literally, first one was an accident, hard. Oh, wait, sorry about that man. I said, oh,

all good. He goes, yeah. Anyway, it was an upward. It was an upward one. Like, like, he got, he got, like grabbing cheese. And I went, what the f***ing's going on? And it just lived with me. And I never told you, because by the time I turned, it was, I will say this, it was a couple. Oh, he was yours. Like, it was a guy and a girl. You're his. By the time I turned, it was me, him, and then you and the girl were already off on the little,

on the cocktail table sign it. Makes sense. And I, because I was going to go like this, I was going to go, I was trying to sit with you, didn't see it. It's crazy. You didn't confront him?

Right here. Oh, sorry, man. Oh, it's all good. I said, oh, no. I should have went, oh, no. You belonged in. That whole show you did was for him. Oh, yeah.

I mean, I made a lot of eye contact with him, too. I said, yeah, anyway, it was my guy. And every time you're looking at him, the crowd, he was like this. Yeah, he said, he looked at you like, he said, you want me to hit it again? Dude. This episode of the usual podcast is brought to you by booking.com. Cam, we are on tour.

Can you tell me about a moment? You just felt the pool of travel. You just wanted to go out there and travel? Was it a photo on your phone, a destination that I mentioned? What was it? Honestly, just being on tour, man, going through the pictures like you just said, just makes me want to get back out there and just go to this nice. It's as sick as spots.

You know who has those pee? Who? Booking.com. I mean, we went to San Francisco, right? And I told you, I've been told by some family, we got to go to old Fisherman's Wharf. And what did you do? Booking.com.

You found it. And we were literally 0.2 miles away from Fisherman's Wharf, and it was a fantastic stay. Go on. Book that trip. It's easy. Booking.com. Booking dot.

Yeah. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. I'm talking about awkward Oh! Oh, I thought you were going to go Oh, sorry, I thought you were going to go a different route. I almost just, like that sounded, that sounded crazy. Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm good. What would you react to? I thought. You got to say now, yeah. Okay, well, we'll definitely talk about this on the exclusive. I thought you were talking about the people on the stage, the interpreters on the stage. I thought you were leaning back. No, what about them?

Nothing happened. Because did the butt and then they did the... Oh, yeah, no, they were wrong. Um, but no, something awkward happened to both of us. 30,000 feet in the air. I had the worst plane experience I've ever had. Oh my God. That's how you know we're on tour.

Yeah. Holy hell. We were flying. So we're on tour right now, obviously, and we were flying in like the middle of the day to a new city. Now, mind you, it's like noon. And we're landing into Austin, Texas. Oh, my God.

And as we're landing, you know the flight attendants get on the PA system and they go, We're about to start our descent into Austin, Texas. We have 30 miles per hour wind coming to the west is about 92 degrees in Austin and this is your home. Welcome home. And to those on a connecting flight, we'll be sure to get off this bird quickly. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

First off, that was amazing. Like, you can't tell me you don't have 10 years of experience. That was so good. And that's what normally should happen. That is the standard. This is what happened. First of all, I'm woken up. What?

We're crashing. We crashed. This is the afterlife. This is the, that's the trumpet. So everybody wakes up, oh, whoa, everybody's headphones are off. I immediately went, yeah, picked up the little window. Everybody's headphones are off. We're like, what the fuck is happened? She goes, she goes, welcome all my beautiful passengers. Isn't it a beautiful day to be flying southwest today?

I just want to thank each and every single one of you for making this beautiful flight a wonderful experience. Now, I am blessed to have every single one of you be a part of this flight. Amazing grace. How sweet. The whole song. I'm not lying. She didn't start at the beginning of the song and end after the chorus. This b-sangue sang a three-and-a-half-minute song.

of amazing grace. I'm talking the first syllable to the last syllable she didn't miss a single one. Over a PA system. It was the single hit

it was the craziest I've ever experienced on a plane. Now the worst part about this is we were the closest human beings to her. Oh, we were right first row and I could see her singing and she sang with her eyes open. Oh my God.

And now, okay, now me and P were like a couple of bad asses like high schoolers in an awkward locker room when shit like that happens. Like we are fighting for our life to not just cry laughing. And it's typically me.

And I honestly typically relish in it. I'll break first and then my soul goal is to get him to break. And when he breaks, it's bad. Tears, blood. It's the whole worst. So I am, I mean, we are genuinely in shock.

And we're looking at it, I'm like, this is not happening right now. This is the greatest moment of my life. This is not happening. I was uncontrollably crying. And I have, a video of this happening, but I'm gonna take the audio out because I don't want this going back to her and like I feel like a bully at that point, but you can see our reaction right here as

we're talking about it. Unbelievable. So then it gets to the point. I see him recording this video and I'm fighting for my life and I'm like, oh my god, I have to look at her. When I look up, immediate eye contact, she's like, ha, fought! And I said, oh, I was like, oh. And then I looked at And we, and now it's like, my head was on the window like, oh yeah. Like I was sucking on that window. I was so, like, I was trying to jump out of the plane, to be honest. If I had a parachute, I would have hit the emergency exit. You ought to saw me on the news.

And then, like, I thought all the passengers were on the same wavelength that this was awkward and weird. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Like, you would have thought we just came back from war. How these passengers reacted. And with what she said. Yeah.

She finishes the song. She literally finished it, and then she gets a couple of applause. And she goes, God bless America and welcome home. Mind you, this plane was from San Diego to Austin. It's like, she thought we just flew back from Kibal. Like, I was like, I was so confused. I was so, I was like, this, is there military on this flight? Like, it's from San Diego.

Like, this is two out, like two out and a half hour flight. Yeah. Right here in the country. Welcome home. And God bless the USA. And then literally, like, Like four rows behind us. Someone literally went,

Woo! USA! I was like, what the fuck happened on this plane? I just got done watching Mean girls. Yeah, literally.

Like this shit, it was, that is the, I mean, I'm telling you, we've told you all of our plane experiences. We, I mean,

we've seen it all on a plane at this point. I thought, like, that absolutely takes the cake. Yeah. That is by far the crazy. Oh, dude,

it was a interesting experience to say the least. Oh my God. And then we went to all. Austin, and we ate breakfast at this place called snooze. By the way, it's appropriately named took six hours for food. It was the longest we've ever taken for food. No, I don't know if I've ever seen, I was meaning to tell you this. I don't know if I've ever seen you that upset at food, because typically you're the opposite. What do you mean? Oh, yeah. Typically, it's

legit opposite. Oh, you're caring. Yeah. I'm the one that's like, what the hell? It's supposed to be 20 minutes on the dot for a server and it's been 22. Where's our food? Yeah. And you're just like, bro, the vibe. Just catch your vibe. opposite. I don't know what got into me. I was just chilling, dooming, and you literally were like, we're the f***ed our food, man. Yeah, dude, I was pittin. I'm about to snooze this place. You know, I'm about to leave. But as this was happening,

I had a thought, and you're probably going to disagree with me. Okay. We need to normalize appetizers at breakfast. Why is there no appetizers at a breakfast restaurant? Brilliant thought, but absolutely not. There's no, what is a appetizer? What is it appetizer? What is it appetizer at breakfast? You should get a slab of bacon?

Bacon is a fantastic appetizer. Bacon is art. I'd say one out of every like three breakfast meals ordered at a restaurant comes to bacon. Or you can choose your meat. Yeah, that's fine. So you don't need it again as an appetizer. It's like getting mac and cheese as your side

and you go to a restaurant and you have mac and cheese as an appetizer. That happens so much. But there's different kinds. And it's like the lobsters. There's different kinds of bacon. Sweet candy, hickory, turkey. Turkey.

If you got turkey bacon, turn an appetizer. Yeah, turkey bacon is elite bacon because it's not hot on. But no, what, okay, I'll give you bacon. What else would your appetizer? Anything could be an appetizer, a bowl of fruit. Fantastic advertiser for a breakfast spot. That's the equivalent to chips and queso.

Don't you ever downplay chips and case like that ever getting into- I'm saying this is the breakfast version. If you brought a seasonal fruit platter out to me and there's cantalope in that, am I happy? Are my endorphin surging? Well, probably not glut me. I'd go, ew, candleloat honeydew. Oh, oh. Awesome, crunchy water.

Well, imagine if you weren't morbid right now. That's fine. That's fine. I like some strawberries. You can keep the blueberries. Yes, strawberries, blueberries. That's a good appetizer. You know what I mean?

No. Or you get like pigs in a blanket. Okay, now, and I'm the gluttony one. You want calaches as an appetizer. Dude, you can get, the appetizers of dinner are huge too. But that's not, that's not even real. That's what I'm saying. It's not real, but it should be.

I don't think it. It should. No, hell no. Why? Matter of fact, hell no. Okay, hell no. Because breakfast is more, breakfast is the one meal that you don't need other with it. Like lunch, okay, we talked about this frequently. Oh, don't start the lunch. Say, let's say you have a sandwich for lunch, right? Yes, you get chips. You need some chips. You need that pickle slice. You need a good little drink and maybe a cookie, right? Dinner. You get your dinner. You need the appetizer. You need the side. Breakfast is just a plate. Okay. You never go breakfast and then, oh, breakfast side. Like, bro, it's just breakfast. You're so wrong?

No, because when have you just ordered eggs for breakfast? No, that's not, that's one item. Yes, but you've gotten eggs and then you get what on the side? Bacon or what else do you get on the side? Potatoes. No, but that's the meal. That's the side. No, that's the meal.

It's literally listed. Can I get an extra, can I get a side of bacon? Yeah, that's an extra side. The main thing is eggs. The main thing is pancakes. The side is bacon. But the meal is coming with all of them. That's what I'm saying.

Make it not a side. I was going based off your argument. You don't need anything else. Yes, you do. But eggs isn't a f***. It's not a st—it's 40 calories, 60 calories. Of course you need other. It doesn't matter.

Okay, pancakes then. That's like a thousand calories. Waffles with syrup. You still get stuff on the side. I think that calls for a— Everyone's like. No, yeah. I mean, what do y'all do here?

What is y'all's point of being here? I mean, what is, genuinely, everybody lists their reason for being here right now. I mean, Jesus Christ. I go, go. Yeah, I mean, that was good, too. I mean, fuck me. I can't even imagine it getting worse. I mean, all right.

Me way to kill a move back there, huh? We're doing this dolo next time. I got you, I got some big problem. It's okay, we'll do it. Go, Peda! Go Peta! Please dance, that'd be the funniest thing ever. Go Peda. Go Peta.

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no no what do you can keep it isn't that sad that's what our friendships come to if we're on these Mike's you go I got a surprise I don't want it you give it maybe a million dollars I'll never know okay that's a lie no I'm gonna be serious with you like it's a actual like brother to brother is a real surprise oh god my voice is cracking I'm nervous now I'm getting nervous I don't like this okay but the only thing is is you're gonna have to close your eyes absolutely not no no you have to you have to please please it's gonna be worth it you don't like closing your eyes for me and I always have to beg you to do it my heart is beating right now please close your eyes no oh dude immediately don't like it.

Immediately don't like this. No, if so, okay, okay, I have two quick rules. If something touches me that's not human, or if something gets popped or thrown or spilled on me, I leave. Okay, no, you're good, you're good. Kara, can you zoom out the camera real quick? Jesus Christ, it's something big.

Why are we zooming out? I think I'm trembling. I think I'm shaking. Okay, come here real quick. Come here real quick. Me? No, you're fine. Come here real quick.

Oh, dude. Oh, I hear footsteps. No, get the f*** away. Get the f***. Oh, my G. I don't like this. This is not fun. This is not, no, you're not allowed to whisper. You're not allowed to whisper when I don't have vision.

Okay, Kim, you gotta hold out your hands. Are you, oh my god, okay. One last rule, is it alive? No, no, it's not alive. Okay. My hands are literally dripping in sweat. Oh my god. Okay.

No, no. Both hands, both hands, but keep your eyes closed. Son of them. Hold out both your hands, keep your eyes closed. Oh. Okay. Okay, oh, we'll be careful, be careful. Okay.

Feels like a pastry. Well, I bet your ass would know. Oh, yeah, that's not the best of look. All right. Oh my God, it's like a, this is pastry. All right. Three, two, what? The hell is that?

Will you be my best? Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, right. I do not believe this. I do not believe this for a second. I do not believe this for a second. Your eyes are watering. No, you did not

No, you did not You would have told me I'm telling you now It just happened Say you swear I don't but no you're not doing I don't like this You're not doing this

This is not real No I'm a father of two dude You're pulling my heartstrings You can't do this to me You cannot do this to me You're not being for Are you being so for real? No you're not

No you're not No you're not Not. What are you? Not. No, you're lying. I'm gonna be hurt. No, go on.

I'm gonna be hurt. Oh, man. This is awesome, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. I'm sweaty. I'm so sweaty. I'm sorry.

Sarah. This is awesome. I'm gonna start crying. Oh. Oh, wow. Do you like it? I mean, yeah. But, okay, no, no, no.

When did this happen? Here, uh, so. Oh, dude. We don't want to... We don't want to... I don't want to tell the full story on the pot, but we went back to, like, a really special spot of ours, and you know I've been wanting to for a while, so...

That's what I'm saying. You've talked to me, and you've sent me, like, okay, I hit the break to you now, but you've sent me stuff, like ideas and whatnot. But I decided not to go as big as... I am about to... Like, I don't feel good. My heart, oh my God.

Yeah, it says, will you be my best man? We're going to weigh it a little bit on the wedding. But, yeah, we're... You're lying. No, no, we're not. Oh my God. This is, no, no, this is not, ah, this is not real. Here, I got something for you, too.

This is not real. Sarah, you're a fiancee. I got this for you. It's a little note, just, I mean, you can read it, but it's, like, personal for us because we wrote this for you. So do I read it or not? Yeah, read it out loud, but we'll decide if we keep it or not. Oh, my God. Dude, this is, my name is Cameron Michael Kennedy.

Payton overheard me saying that he sucks at pranks. So this is what my dumb ass. So this is what my dumb ass gets. Ha, ha, ha, ha. My white ass just got God. Let's go! I heard your conversation. In the green room, you,

you're, you're a bad man. You're a bad man. And honestly, now that it is fake, that rings skimpy. Let's call it. Let's call it. Let's call it. You said you were going to buy it and the abs on her finger. I said, wow.

I said, wow. Size doesn't matter, Cameron. Oh, God's, babe. Preach that. Preach that from the mountaintops. Bro, you son of a borg. Oh. I can't take this, man.

My heart. No, it's seriously hurting. I'm sweating so much. I could see you like getting emotional. And I was like, no. Dude, no. To hell with you. When'd you go to acting school? She had like, like her eyes were glistening in.

Like you actually was real. Do we actually get you? What do you mean did you actually get me? Yes. I did not, literally all the way until about, because you looked like you were crying too. And I'm just thinking, when did this have happened? You know, I almost hurt crying?

Why? I fell back. Bro. This is not right, dude. Honestly, honestly, I don't deserve a wedding. At this point, this is sick. Oh, you hey my ass, Sarah. Who's wrong?

ring is that? Uh, that's your, who's her mom? Oh, God, sorry, Laura. Uh, oops. Uh, all right, it was more of like a, uh, uh, a perspective wise. Beautiful ring. Like, you're like inflation.

I go, it's beautiful ring. Inflation, son of a, all right? And nostalgia is a hell of a drug. Oh, dude, it was such a cheap. I'm eating that cake. I don't know, no, no, it looked good. She ate the marshmallow off the top earlier. You didn't give me the marshmallow, man.

You blue balled me on an engagement, blue balled me on a marshmallow. Oh, dude, I'm sorry, bro. So, I heard you, whenever we're on tour right now, and in the green room, we're in the room for hours, and Cam's a yapper, and I heard you in the other room, like, I guess somebody was asking about the podcast, and you're telling them, like, I'm not good at pranks. And immediately, I told Sarah, I was like, okay, we're getting them the next day we filmed.

And so this is what the most we could come up with, I could. And at first, I was like, I don't know. Cam's so sweet to me. I don't know if I could do that, but then Peyton promised he would clean the house, so. Oh, just know that's a lie. You're going to go there. He's not cleaning it in shit. Sarah.

I hope you know that right now. The amount of, oh dude, oh dude, take that and put it in your mouth like $1,000. I haven't seen a dime, Sarah. I haven't seen a dime. Oh dude, put my soaking wet sweaty sock on 500 cash, cold right here, no money. I mean, oh, I think I'm more,

there's two things that's pissing me on. And I'm sad and I'm drunk, my, I think my emotions are like re-regulating right now, like my body hit reset. One is that Sarah, you did a great job. Yeah, I'll call a spade a spade, you did good, but that what made me believe it. And then two is the fact that I believed it.

I'm so mad at myself. I should have known that shit. The fact that you thought I would tell you to a cake? Yeah, I'm not going to. I was kind of hurt. I was like, oh, this is a sick moment. Hell yeah, I will. This is pissing me off.

I was like, why was I not there? Why was not? You were creeping in a bush for me. I'm like, I didn't even have a invite to the proposal. This is insane. The fact that, yeah. You can't do that to a tired dad. Yeah, he's a tired dad who's like,

his emotions are all over the place. It was easy pickings to do this. Oh, See, this is what I think, Kim. Starting now, let me know in the comments below. Should we start the prank wars? Because I think- No, you fucking deserve a war.

You deserve something. Like, I've eaten so much getting hit with, will you be my best man's and all this bullshit? I think I've gotten you a fucking once. Yeah, you got with what? And he didn't like it. It was like a word game. Oh, yeah, I hate this.

Do we cut that out? I think so. Okay, no. Matter of fact, put in the comments, prank wars, if they should start. And then DM me. ideas, I'm not the most creative when it comes to pranks, but this person deserves to get God. DM me right now. I'm going to go, go to Instagram, DM my page, and tell me what I should do to him.

What do you think will be just failproof? Because he deserves something. This is pissing me off. I just think it's funny. He needs help. Oh. I just think it's funny. You're gullible enough to believe he's going to clean shit. Oh, he's not cleaning a thing, Sarah. That's going to be just as dirty as you left it. You know what I like to? Even through this, I didn't see the ring on Sarah's engagement fingers. I don't want to see it until I put one on there. I personally didn't look.

That's another tough that you could have told it. Like, you could see it was a prank. Because I won't look at her. I don't even know you believe that Cinderella shit. You said, you know, I don't want to look at the ring until it's a bad luck in a curse of our marriage. I don't know what you believe it. It's not like bad luck. It's just like I just don't want to see it until I'm going to put it on it.

Let me see it again. Let me see it again, sir. I already switched the finger. I should switch the fingers. That's, what is that? Four years of bad mojo? Yeah, man. I mean, I was gonna be a dog's dog through and through,

but holy. Go pull me to the side. Hey, man, we got, I mean, we're doing all right, you know? Like, we're doing good. Like, you're doing good? Yeah, it's been a really good fiscal year. Like, I think you could have gone a little bit more on that. I go, we spent a put on cardboard.

I go, I've seen you buy hobby boxes that are more impressive than that. Laura. Oh, no, God. Jesus, I forgot. Mike. Well, Mike, it's a beautiful ring, Mike. Yeah. Beautiful ring, you know, inflation's been some time, and it's a great ring.

It's a great ring, Mike. How do you feel that her parents are involved in this break? No, we got the ring. That also, I didn't even put two and two together. That's kind of f***ed up too. I've done nothing but piss excellence in front of Mike and Laura. I've done nothing, but been a good guy. And they're like, oh, yeah, break his heart.

They would do whatever Peyton asked them to do. We asked them to bring over our dog last night because we share custody with my parents. We're like, yeah, can you also bring your engagement ring? Or Peyton asked my mom. She's like, yeah, sure. What other jewelry do you want? Do you want my social security card? Like, here's a, here's a fully loaded credit card.

They literally give me the keys to the house. They're like, how's yours? Oh, man. So W. Okay, hold on. Let me say it at least. it was a good prank. I'll be an honest man.

It was a good prank. We need like a tagline for the end of the prank wars. Like my name's Cam and I just got God. My name's Cam and my... Here we go. My name's Cam and my wife just got God. Yeah.

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No, he got me. It was good. I mean, you gotta be a good player. Don't hate the player, hate the game. Bye. That is a terrifying noise. Oh. Oh, I don't know that stuff.

Oh, yeah. He's probably like, God, that's good. Oh, that's good. That's nice.