You Should Know Podcast - SURPRISING FRIEND WITH A KANGAROO! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: January 8, 2024

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Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Oh, we got co-host Cam. I know you wanna. Back in the studio. Hello. I think I heard your pelvis pop. I don't know what.

That was either like a phone. That wasn't my pelvis. Good morning to you. How you doing? Good morning. It is. Hello. Coffee's hot.

Guess what? Watch this. Uncle P, how was your week? I got his ass. Finally. Asked him before he asked me. And you see how you're confused and a little bit of a pop and flash. That was wild.

I meant to go. I meant to go. I meant to go. Wait six seconds in. Pop and smoke. Cover up high danger. Cover up high danger. You want to be a Green Beret so bad.

What does that mean? Those are the European ones, huh? No? Good morning. I asked you first. Do you think the UK is dangerous? Oh, no, no. Oh, you rad bastard.

No. You will answer my question. You don't care you will feel oh i do you're trying to check off an agenda right now you're trying to check off an agenda oh my god god you need to be a congressman whenever you're done you need to oh because you're a slithery little serpent snake with your tongue with words. You like my tongue. With words. A thick ass tongue. Yeah, it feels good. Answer my question. Oh! Oh, how the turntables have turned. Don't take my red ball. The star has been starstruck. I'm not starstruck.

It's not coming from an authentic standpoint. Because the way you said it, the way you said it, the way you said it, the way you said it, you sounded like Pee Wee Herman. Pee Wee Herman. And Mr. Rogers mixed in one. Answer my question. And you look like JFK. Answer my question.

It was, uh. How'd that happen? How was that physically possible? That was really impressive, though. That just scared me. My week was fantastic. Short week. Son of a bitch.

That is exactly what I say every single week. But it's not fair. And I get, I get, I get, I'm on the stake. That's not fair. I'm having a win stake driven through my heart. There's ginger all over. It's everything. You are a ginger.

I'm having a. The reason that's not fair is because... I don't want stipulations. Because you've done this for 94 weeks in a row where I ask you the same question at the same point and you're stuck at it. You have no improvement. Give me a chance to improve. Okay. And I'm not used to my...

That's fine. Week one failed. I'm not used to my longest friend asking about me. Oh. Asking about me. It's because I know. No, you don't. I know. You don't't i know you don't oh oh i don't all right dommer no let me show you something at 2 a.m last night uh i watched school spirits butt naked with a little johnny walker with a coke can i and you you know what you did

what cam and live just broke into my house first of all i didn't even talk to you about this hold on let me take this off real quick it's very hot i want you to i want you to i went okay this is a vulnerable moment for me okay all right i'm trying i'm i'm very i'm very in a fashion now you're looking at me a little too seductive that sounds crazy attracted to me no i think you want me no the way you're speaking and i'm gonna see a wink here in a couple minutes and this like the upward chin thing like you're you're feeling yourself, but when you're displaying it onto me, it's making me sweaty and feel slimy. Can I say something?

Sure. I'm into fashion. Like, I'm getting more into fashion. My outfits have been stepping up a little bit, right? Nice haircut, by the way. Thank you, thank you. Shout out to Brooks. See you soon.

So the fashion has been setting up my, like, my passion for fashion. Oh. My passion for fashion. Okay, Seuss, hello. My passion for fashion. Cover the shoulder. My passion for fashion. My passion for fashion. Okay, Seuss, hello. My passion for fashion. Cover the shoulder. My passion for fashion. Don't lick the mic.

My passion for fashion. Yes, sit there. Passion for fashion. Cam is a ration. He's got itchy balls. What? What? Yes.

Your passion. My passion. You know what pisses me off when people hold their nose in the pool? Grow up. Oh, I have to. That's literally me. I swear to God, I have to. I swear to God, I cannot.

You scuffed every bit of my shoe. Every cubic inch of my shoe has been scuffed. I swear to God, if I jump in a body of water, I go like this. Like, I have to, dog. I have to. I never learned the push pout and breathe or the uh the the push the uh the push out and soak whatever i do when we were in the guatemalan caves or wherever we uh in cancun when we were no but it wasn't cancun it doesn't matter anyway

we were going through some like million year old forest or jungle and i jumped in and i didn't because i was afraid of the height so i did more of like a seagull in the air like a shot down bird so i was going like this i jump in the water went straight under i swear to god not only did i have a migraine i was coughing for two minutes i knew there was a reason there's something i don't like about you that i couldn't find out literally dude you are a grown man i can't swim underwater because i only i can't swim at all yeah you don't even get in the water, so I don't want to hear shit. But if I do, I don't have to go like this,

like a four-year-old. Because if you do, you're standing in two and a half feet, and I can still see all of your manhood. No, don't try to see. I can see your bird chest, and I can see your crazy hair. Don't try to divert this onto me.

I hold my nose. Because you are 6'7". I... 220, 30 pounds. I don't know where you are. Say that again. And you hold your nose to get into a, say that again. And you hold your nose to get into a... And you hold your nose to get into a pool.

Yeah. Yo, that's why your wife doesn't respect you. My wife respects and loves me. Isn't that right? The fuck? Yes, I respect him. Thank you, baby. I don't respect you because of that.

But I also... I'm not gonna lie. Should I show it? Yeah. The whole time I grew up, I had the goggles that had the nose thing i couldn't just have the normal goggles i swear to god for a birthday one year my brother bought me an elite it was either birthday christmas something where you receive gifts in any leap like uv resistance thing of goggles never got to wear them because they didn't have the nose thing never got to use that gift ever and i had asthma oh i was a walking i was a walking liability that pool's insurance

claim better been like two million minimum yo there's like i fell off of a water trampoline one time went under the lake came back up thought my life was over i was like it was bad dude that's like hey tell me some of your swimming experiences. Oh, the room gets cold and dark and quiet. Can I talk about my fashion? Let's hear your passion for fashion. Hold those, boy. I grow up. Golly.

Now I don't feel safe with you. Why? If you were in a body of water, your only thing you can pray for is that I'm there with you. That is the only possible outcome. If you fell in a lake in an ocean, you would be screaming my name. I scream your name. You'd be screaming my name for a purpose.

I'm talking about like just on the street. Now with you, there's been times like I feel confident me and Kim will put hands and feet on anybody that walks by right now. Exactly. But now I'm like this man plugs his nose to get into a pool. Okay. But we're on concrete.

There's no, there's no need for my plug to be nosed. Good morning. That's not a sentence. There's no need for my nose to be plugged. Okay, make fun of me. Fashion. Okay, alright. So y'all will tell on the new merch drop. We're working on some designs. I haven't even shown y'all. And we're about

to get them out. It's going to be like limited than merch drop. Right? Very. Because it's like street wear stuff. Like it's actually nice. So I've been stepping up my fashion. Now I've made a very bold fashion choice today even i was like this is a little crazy it looks completely i don't even know what you're talking about okay stand up audio listeners go to youtube i'm standing up oh i can already see it ezekiel elliott in the cut baby oh i don't know it We're in a crop top. You're stepping on cans.

It looks good, though. It does look good. No. It does look good. Thank you. It really does, though. Stand up again. Stand up again.

One more time. Sorry. I'm making you exercise. Probably keep the hands down. But here, just stand normal. Okay. Completely normal. That's kind of elite.

It shows the underwear a little bit. It's a little sluttish, but outside of that. No, that's the point. It shows the panties, and I got good panties on. So you want your panty line to be exposed. Yeah, yeah. Okay, but that's the problem, right? I tried this.

This isn't the first time I wore this outfit. Okay. I wore this outfit yesterday. That's gross. And I had a malfunction. Okay. So as you can tell, today had a i have a belt on yesterday i didn't because of it looks better without a belt now i had different panties on

yesterday but the panties i bought were too loose so they were like i was sagging in my panties they were but below panties would sag too yeah the panties were like mid-ass crack your plumber crack and then these pants are too big. And so I had to come into the studio, right? And I had my bag. I had lunch. So I was both hands full. I was walking down the hallway.

My whole ass was out. I swear to God. Dude, I was walking by corporate offices of lawyers. And my ass was out. It was hairy and cold. Imagine you drop your keys or something. You just over just give my thanksgiving so you know how we have to unlock the door we have to do it from under her bro my shit was breathing my shit was going something i was winking at somebody way somebody was like that's saying hello to me that little just wink at me that's

way too visual well but okay but when's the last time since you did it before that what do you what does that mean what the hell what question was that i know you didn't because what are you asking me dog the last time you've done that was the first that you chose to hey give context to your thing what is this and what is that the crop that's the first time i've done this no but why was the second time now and not afterwards oh dude this doesn't make sense the first time that you decided to do that the crop yes okay when was it and why was the second time now and not after that before? I don't care about you, dog.

I don't want you to speak. You're going to go on Indeed one day and see your job. Ask. Say it. Answer. It's not a question. You're not asking me anything. Answer it.

Okay. Yes. I don't fucking know what you're asking me, dog. I don't know. I wore this the first time yesterday for the Cropped. It's the first time I've ever done it. Oh, okay. Never mind. And this was the second time. Does that answer your question? I thought

there was one before that you did it, but stopped because... Okay. You pissing me off, dog, and I might hate you. I'm so glad we don't have an HR. That's the thing I was seeing. I said I was just just gonna mumble and say did she know no oh because she was looking at me like she was like you know what she probably knew

what i was doing oh i saw that tiktok i wanted to see how i wanted to see how you know she live cares about you so she's like babe what babe i'm like bro i don't give a hell but her i don't give a hell her shit was from a whole different room it's easier yeah i just said that to your bird yeah straight to you i have a question we should do that to people confuse them i think i do every single week okay questions there's like okay speaking of i went on tiktok right and i'm i know how the internet works that's why we're good at our jobs i know the inner works i changed my algorithm on tiktok okay i just had a stroke did you hear it there's a lot of m's i think my questions are still ringing in your insides so i changed my algorithm on tiktok okay to where it's just like because we have a lot of fake accounts on tiktok hundreds of thousands

hundreds of thousands of fake accounts which is fine do what you want to do i don't care um that post clips and stuff and so i was i wanted to see the reception of those clips from when they posted when we post it and i was going through the comments and i would say 90 of the comments on those videos wish i would get hit by a truck oh yeah they hate people hate so sad but i don't know i think i'm playing a character like i'm. They don't know you. They think I'm playing a character. They don't know you. The fact that I was the same kid who was drinking bathtub water. They don't know the thought. He was lining a gallon jug with a bathtub. That is federal. I flooded Liz's grandpa's bath.

And used 10-year-old decorative sacred towels to clean it. And to be put in a museum. And he never told us. Okay, but... Yeah, I would sit in the corner, 2XL black hoodies on. Couldn't even see his eyes. You thought he was a Sith Lord. I drove through a tornado.

Like, this is me. That's what I'm saying. If you don't understand at this point, I do love it, though, because that's like the number one thing people ask when they see us. Yeah. They're like, dude, are you like, is that like you're you yeah i'm just like yeah yeah like it's it is and you always you're like it makes me feel better yeah oh it makes me feel so good when people think that i'm not being real because it makes me feel like oh they think i'm a

cool guy yeah but okay but i want to do i do want to shout out not the people that hate me i want to shout out to people there's there's these me. I want to shout out the people. There's these fan accounts. There's these Peyton fan accounts. And I just want to say this, and you know who I'm talking to. Shout out to all the Peyton girlies out there. I love y'all. Y'all are the best. They make these edits of me on TikTok.

They're so nice. A little sexual sometimes. Like, sometimes I'll be, like, fixing my crotch, and then I'll, like, slow it down. And I'll be like this. I'm like, all right, dog. My mom's on this app. Come on, bro. All right.

Oh! Good morning to you. How are we feeling? Oh, there's a side quest. There is a secret quest. Secret quest? What the fuck? He's been needed to get that shit off. He's so hard.

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What'd I do? What do you not do? What'd you do? I humped it. Why did you get afraid of opening your can and then hock a loogie? What's your side quest? What's your side quest? There's a side quest out there in the TikTok realm.

And if you finish it, you get 50 elixir of you. That means. I don't know what you just said. Do you ever have fun? What did you do as a kid? Go outside. You talk to yourself, go outside, climb trees with your little tail, get your little raccoon friends and think you're all just a big tribe, little pack, hunt little gerbils and squirrels,

pick nuts and eat them. What else did you do? I do. This i didn't swim there's a girl named megan and abigail that were my neighbors and we had school together and we'd ride bicycles to get together one day abigail bit my hand right here and there's still a scar and my mom tried to go to her house did you just like slide the most golden nugget I've ever heard into that conversation? A girl bit your hand? Yeah, right here. It's a scar.

You see that scar? She bit the shit out of a boy. She had some chompers, didn't she, boy? She was... Oh, I forgot it until just now. Abigail and me. You pulled that out of nothing. Yeah, it's just my brain sometimes.

Oh, my God. What was the side quest for 50 elixirs? How many elixirs do I get? 50 elixir. Hello. 50 elixir. All right, what happened? There is this national treasure finding of your relationship status.

Oh, my God, dude. There is an absolute, like, underground Vatican City, like, tribal quest going on to know if this man is solo, to know if he's dolo, to know who, to know what. They want to know if I have a girlfriend. Bro.

Oh, no, no. No, no. Saying that downgrades it so much. If there was just comments that said, does he have a girlfriend yeah that'd be one thing there's i've literally seen comments he used to date this girl three years ago but then something happened i couldn't quite tell you but now he's currently single but he also has this on i'm like say how do you find that do you hire pis but this is the thing i i

kind of want to keep it going because i was y'all posted a tiktok the other day and it was like there was more there was more live posted a t the other day, and it was like... There was more... Liv posted a TikTok. We just watched the movie. There was more comments asking about his relationship status than it was the context of the video. No, you know what? One of the top searches on TikTok is like, who is Peyton's girlfriend? That's why I would never say, but I don't know if I have one.

Oh! I was about to say, you outed yourself. I don't. I know. Or do. Or do. Okay, Evan, speaking of girlfriends, right? Count Dracula. And you think I'm... Okay. I don't. I know. Or do. Or do. Okay, speaking of girlfriends, right?

Count Dracula. And you think I'm, okay, honestly, Cam, honestly, Cam, breathe.

Am I an objectively attractive man? Yes. So you think I'm pretty? Yes. Alright. Alright. What? Oh, fuck.

Oh, good morning. No, I'm not getting any closer to you. You, dude. There's something in there, John. You are diabolical. I don't know another person that can look at another man and say, do you think I'm pretty? The man answers yes.

Smiles and then... Like, you're... God, we're too close. Isn't it crazy your price is way too high you need to okay sorry sorry okay so i'm an objectively pretty man to you do you think i'm pretty you're very attractive don't start something you can't finish okay now honestly i'm like dead ass honestly stop dead dead ass honestly yes i'm about to ask you a question yes dude you stink bro you stink damn it where's the febreze honestly i got a question i got a question honestly ask it fucking breathe breathe close your asshole open your lungs get a couple deep ones get some circadian rhythm going

and breathe with you and all these ancient words and now why now why would you do that now why fucking drive by Now why... Fucking drive-by. I come back with a whole... Did you just fart again? Close your ass! I just heard it again! We gotta move fast. We're already 10 minutes, 20 minutes in.

Then close your ass. Okay, we haven't talked about nothing yet. All right. Honestly, I got a question, right? Yeah. If, okay, honestly. Dude, I swear to God, if you say honestly one more time, I'm punching you. Because I want you to be honest.

If I was a girl, all right. This is already weird. I just saw spit bubble in your mouth. If I was a girl. Okay. You're single. And I was a girl. Please cover your mouth. That's a girl. Okay. You're single. And I was a girl.

Please cover your mouth. Just please cover your mouth when you're talking. I can't not look at it. I'm trying my hardest. Your wrist is gimp. Just go, go, go, go, go. I swear. Just go like this.

Just do this for me. Please. It'll make everything a lot better. Just do this. Okay, go. No, I can't. I can't. Look at my eyes.

If I was a girl, right? And you're single. Look at my eyes. If I was a girl, right? And you're single. If you were. And if I was a girl. We're at a club together. Okay. You're a couple shots in. Maybe three, four shots in.

You got that part where your lips tingle a little bit. Your ears are a little numb. I think I know every word, but I'm so off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I come up to you. Okay. I'm getting it. I have long curly hair

and you know i got a little cute muscle ass you know what i mean i still got that i know but i'm in a tight dress okay and i come up to you and i said will you come home with me golly that's your opener don't just say you got there okay it gets there yeah what's your name and i'm funny patina palina paid payton is a girl name okay what would you say like would you would you entertain a date with me six foot seven if you're no six foot say i'm six five i'm a tall girl i'm six foot are you wearing flats or heels heels ysl red bottoms what color is the dress black curly hair gold or silver accents like gold jewelry gold And your hair is curled. Yeah same And I came with you and I whispered in your eyelashes done. Do you have I look great?

Do you know how pretty I am? I'm that pretty just as a girl Okay, but like super dark contour or not like it like I don't know contours Yes or no, would you would you go on a date with me? Did you say flats or heels? Heels. That's hard. Good calves. Good calves, too. Little muscle butt.

Do you still have your teeth? Yeah. So I look yellow. We can get white next year. It doesn't matter. Okay. Would doesn't matter. Okay. Would you? Okay. I probably would.

He can't want to be dog. I just got on it. The saddest part of the whole thing, I swear to God, if I was a girl, he would f***ing hate me. I swear, if I was a girl, I'd have no shot with him. Get the f*** out of this section. Who brought her up here? I was like, where's the security at?

Why'd they let her up here? Oh, dude, I think I'd be ugly as a girl. You'd look ugly now. You're attractive, man. You would not be. I can translate well to a girl because I'm like a soft. It depends on my hair, though. But you're like to man you would not be i can translate well to a girl because i'm like a soft depends on my hair though but you're like a man pretty you know what i mean like he's like looks like a man you know what i mean like he's just a man and he's pretty i'm just

i'm like a little like the way you described your female self was on point though it was solid a little relaxed you painted a good picture it's good okay you take some hymns or something what what what like was it club or bar vibe club you're in a section and i just jumped from somebody else's section that i'd say no no i know i'm joking i'm joking i'm joking it's just like a nice little we make eye contact like 17 feet away and then you approach speaking of my teeth right speaking of my teeth we talk about my teeth a lot but i'm having like a revolving storyline with my teeth right now. I wake up in the morning.

I don't know if it's from my mouth. I don't, so I don't know. But I think after deductive reasoning, I woke up the other morning and the first thing I smelled in the morning was blood. I was like, yo, I went like this. I was like, did I get shot in my sleep? What if, what if you literally were stabbed? You woke up and there's just a small butter knife in your spleen. If I woke up and it was still in you?

I would be like, I'm the strongest man ever. If I woke up and I didn't wake up knowing I was stabbed? That's the difference between you and me. What? I would immediately grab my phone and call 911. Oh, you're a snitch. Because I get stabbed in my... You got to find out who it was. Exactly.

I'm calling 911.1-1 no so you can go do something to him no because if it ends up being live i'd kill her right on the spot and i don't want to i'd much rather her just go to jail this is a question about oh married couples god i don't know if i should wait till she comes on or not no i'm gonna ask you without her on okay do you have you ever had a moment of like did she poison this chicken i know a lot of married couples that they've been like it's such a rut that they've been like, she might, she's trying to kill me.

I definitely don't think she's ever tried to kill me. But have you ever questioned like, Oh, she might. No, I could see her doing some stupid shit like that, but I'm, I'm so superior intellectual or intellectually superior.

Oh my God. No, she's definitely, I don't think she's ever tried to kill me, but she, she could. You think she, but it doesn't even matter because I'm so intellectually superior to Olivia.

That sounds crazy and rude, and I'm so sorry. But I would be, I'm four steps ahead of her, 100%. She tries to poison the chicken. The tea she just drank has been poisoned for two weeks.

I have a question for you. If you had to sneakily, in my existence, how do you think you'd go about it? It'd be so simple. It'd be so simple. How be so simple how i there's nothing sneak about it okay my sneak approach would be i'd literally show up hey lives out with her friends let's let's drink and play ufc yeah the second you turn your back to go upstairs

i stab you nine times no but you're like okay jesus dommer i'm talking about like you have to think out of process that is out of no like a sneakily way like it's not brute not a brute way of killing like i like a brute like not a brute way of ending me oh easy i poured two glasses of johnny walker black label and i just dropped cyanide in yours as soon as you taste it and you go oh this doesn't taste weird i'm like bro it's because you're not sober enough just kill it bam have you thought about it if you don't do that then i'd go to step two what's step two i'm gonna use the bathroom as soon as i get behind the couch i strangle you it's there's not we need to go to like couples therapy so why is it you know what mine would be

let's hear it i would order a pizza at my house right i would take half of it scramble up some pieces around rip the crust i'll leave it in the box make it look like i've eaten it i'd poison the pizza and i know your little raccoon ass would be like can i get some slices i've definitely done yeah okay that's you know that's solid i would never see that coming yeah i know we should train with john wick excuse me we should call up keanu reeves i know him and sit no you don't and and say can you make us you in that film what can you make us you in that film can i can i break your heart real quick he's not like that in real life that's a movie with cameras and multi-million dollar budgets with a lot of effects he's very cool and good though he is cool he is cool they took his dog

he took their souls okay i would do that for malcolm would you do that for ruby no what i would do there's the ongoing thing that you don't love your dog. I saw that in the TikTok comments too. I love Ruby so much, but I'm not going to kill a human being. If they killed your dog? I mean, okay, if it's like anything accidental, never in a million years. I asked you that. You said you don't even know if you'd forgive me if I accidentally ran over your dog.

No, no, no. That's you. And I said if it's accidental. You said you don't know if you'd get over it because it depends on the scenario i ran her over is that but why is she outside if she was with you on your watch and you chose to let her run around out on accidentally and you get in your car without picking my dog up she's still in the road and then you run her over yeah part of me thinks like how much of that can be an accident okay this is a scenario this is a

scenario you have to die i'm I'm walking her outside, right? I'm walking her outside, and my car is parked in a parking spot at night in my garage, and I'm like, oh, shit, I need to move there real quick. I'm like, Ruby, just stay in that grass real quick over there.

Horrible uncle. I know, bad. And I go in the car, and I go to put it in my garage. There's a speed bump. It happens to be Ruby's skull. You don't know if you can forgive me? No.

Absolutely. That's unforgivable. You would ruin 10 years of friendship? That is unforgivable. That's so sad, bro. That's unforgivable. It is sad, dumbass. It's an accident. I didn't know if you can forgive me. No. Absolutely. That's unforgivable. You would ruin ten years of friendship? That is unforgivable. That's so sad, bro. That's unforgivable. It is sad, dumbass. It's an accident.

I didn't mean to. Don't leave the cute little alien sitting in the grass. Don't leave her there. Or maybe. Pick her up. She's eight pounds. Pick her up. Tuck her.

Tuck her like a football. Get into that parking spot. Boom. But I don't want her on my white seats. Of course you don't. Or on your black shirt because she might shed a little bit. Dude, she's. Did I get robbed?

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What's the fastest place that you change your clothes? What does that mean? What in what scenario or what place do you change the fastest? Oh, that's a great

question. The fastest. Because I found out mine. I never knew what it was until three days ago. Where do you do it?? Oh, that's a great question. The fastest... Because I found out mine. I never knew what it was until three days ago. Where do you do it? I need to hear your answer first. Fastest place I change my clothes. I don't know where at,

but I know the circumstance if I hear somebody. If there's people around me... Oh my God, what? You know what I mean? When is there ever people around you that you would be changing and not in your own home? The fitting room. But you're in your own room

you think people are going to peek on you oh my god that's a real fear of yours no not even that somebody's just going to come oh good morning no like somebody's just getting like that's vulnerable bro how is that vulnerable

you're also the guy I guarantee when you poop in public, like you're playing shit on your phone, aren't you? If you had to poop in public. Oh, yeah. I'm playing music or something. Y'all are all going to listen to The Weeknd. That's so insecure. You're just a, you're an animal, dog.

That's so insecure. I have to poop. This thing's made to poop. I'm pooping. We got stuff to poop. Yeah, we do. You're like, you bandage up the thing. You double bolt the door.

Yeah. Throw the coat over so they can't peek. Playing songs out loud. Oh my god! That happened the other day. I was at a bar or a restaurant or something. I went to the restroom. The stalls were before the urinals.

The stall door. That's weird as hell. I know. Strange. It was like a European style place. I don't know what was going on. That is illegal. There were stalls before the urinals.

I was walking past the stalls. Something about my eye, my peripheral, peeked over. Pure eye contact. And there was too much gap in between the door and like that wall. And I literally saw a man. I don't know why he was doing this. He was on the bathroom pooping, right? But he was just looking forward. And I made eye contact with him through the thing.

And I walked out of that. I was like, I'm not peeing today here. I'll pee outside before I pee here. but he was just looking for it and i made eye contact with him through the thing and i walked out of that i had i was like i'm not peeing today here i'll pee outside before i pee here made eye contact with a shitting man and he had nice blue eyes bald guy okay so you took a gander it's like you took a i can process things fast give me something to process. What shirt's behind you? Ron of the Honda. Nope. Anyway. Yeah. I found out where I changed clothes the fastest. Where?

And I don't know why, but I'm talking, I scurry through that bitch. What do you mean? Anytime I get a massage. When they say, when they say, all right, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm talking, you'd think, it's like, I have 60 seconds to get butt ass naked. She closes the door and I'm literally like, like like i'm going through i don't know why i'm so nervous because they knock before they come in but i literally like i untuck the sheet i'm throwing all this shit taking my jewelry off and i just get in there and i just nest and i feel like that's probably the most vulnerable i feel ever and i don't know why dude it i mean because i don't even get all the way naked

meaning you but that's the thing I get less naked than you. I keep my socks on. My drawers. What did you just say? I keep my socks on in a massage. Don't look at my feet. Olivia, you keep your socks on. I keep my socks on for everything.

You know what I mean? You keep your socks on for a massage. My first massage ever, I kept my shoes on too. Socks, shoes, and then underwear. I literally have a toe that looks like i walked through chernobyl and i let them oil that son of a bitch up you don't care about you go to work you don't care about service people no i'm going to tip you because you rub my feet are you if you go to my feet and i hear oh and it's like a a one thing on my plantar fasciitis then no your tip decreased but if you accept your profession and you accept me as a loving client and you go to work you're getting tipped there's something

about me in 2024 that i've realized so do you get pedicures at all oh i have but they always this is a dangerous topic they oh i know they're talking about me i know they are and they know like one of them i'm not gonna do the accent because that's not right, one of them, I'm not going to do the accent because that's not right. But one of them said long nails to their friend. And I was like, come on, man. Come on, dog. Come on, dog. You signed up for this. I thought that ever since I got my first pet.

I was like, they're 100% talking shit about my foot right now. Have you ever had more than one working on you at the same time? Only once. Dude, it was magical. Hey, look, he made me mad. You had three people working on your feet. I had one on the left foot, on the right foot and a spotter She's like

Spotter for a pedicure madness I have nasty feet your feet are that bad and they're shit your nails curl They're white. Yeah, my tone is like a helmet. Yeah My toes like a Macchi Yeah, you got... My toenail is like a helmet. You got a macchiato down there. But okay, since... What did you just look at? I don't know. I was checking.

Checking what? I'm afraid somebody's here. Like, dude, you do not do that. No. Okay, have you noticed in my new house I always have a knife near me? Yes. Like a butcher knife. Yeah, you need better defense system than a pizza cutter like you you're sitting there with okay but i'm i'm so paranoid now

you saw me just check over my shoulder to see if somebody was right yeah into a corner likelihood of that happening zero okay but at my house right my house is big and scary and i'm alone and it's quiet you need to get like a doggy gate even though you don't have a dog why that's not going to put it at the bottom it can definitely deter them you can hear or they can just go okay step over that but to step over it'd be a loud step where are you metal foot no i'm saying but i'll be like at my house right i was watching netflix two in the morning and i'll hear my ice machine go and i'll just get up naked, grab a knife and just like, like scour the whole house. What? What?

Say it. Say it. Say it, bro. I can't. I don't know what it is. I just looked at you and started laughing. I don't know. I thought you respect me.

No, I do respect you. I love you. Okay. I have a question for you though. Okay. Okay. 2024. 2024. I don't know what... Come on, dog.

I'm so sorry. This sucks. I don't know what it is. I swear to God. All right, 2024. 2024. I don't know what happened. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I really don't know. I don't know. I really don't know. I don't know. I really don't. I can't even. I can't put it into words, bro. I can't find it. I don't know.

I'm kind of believing those. I really don't know. All right. I promise I'm good. We can't say statements like that. Those are the statements that just go into it. 2024, you have a question for me. Bitch, I'm trying.

Go. In 2024. Yes. Now you're going. Damn it. I'm trying go in 2024 yes now you're going damn it i'm good all right shut up in 2024 i've had this thing where like a lot of shit's been bothering me so i want to know i want to know go right now from the job all right in 2024 i don't know what's been going on with me but i've had a problem with a lot of like things bro we're like a weekend relax i've been upset recently i don't know why so i want to i want to air out some grievances i want to get out some more pet peeves seven days into the new year and he's just he's fed up all right my first pet peeve we've addressed

it earlier i hate people that hold their nose in the pool. When you're jumping into a pool, don't hold your nose. Grow up a little bit. Hold your breath like a human. You know what I mean? What are we doing? Bro, that's a sensitive thing for people. My nose health.

For six-year-olds, yeah. And ability to keep water out. I guess I just wasn't born with that gene. So wait, you can't hold your breath? Yes, I can hold my breath. If I go like this, and jump in a body of water, it is a canal

that just goes... Why do you do all that? Just go. I mean, I can just go... Yeah, there you go. Game over. No, it knows water goes through.

Second pet peeve. Second pet peeve. You ready? Wet doorknobs. Bro! You've never grabbed a wet doorknob? I had some difficult... bro if i'm like

you ever have to go if i get to the point where i'm going with one cloth on the thing that's bullshit i'm gonna kick this bitch down fix your establishment oh my god piggybacking on the bathroom okay not having paper towels if you only have the air cannons the air dryers what are you doing oh not only is that dirty but it's like my table of six can hear me drying my hands and now they have the chance to judge me if i didn't dry long enough yeah that's bullshit that's that's absolute bullshit i got it okay another one oh my god cam please tell me you agree with me on this when you ask somebody hey guess how much this is or guess this number and they go astronomically above the number oh don't do that oh my god that is like

immediately ruining my time dude it pisses me off i could be on cloud nine having the greatest time ever i'm like dude guess how much this drink was it was ridiculous they go 80 dollars and i go i want to fight you it's like hey bro go home yeah i'm going home i'm done you can enjoy this you've ruined this night. Oh, my God. That's probably, you have never, you have probably never said something that has landed so at home for me. Thank you. Because I'm one to long wind a story, and I give a lot of details.

Oh, I know. And if I get to my thing, then I'm asking for a damn price, and you, dude, this car, it's such an expensive car. I saw, I guess, how much is it? They're like three million. Yeah. And I go, you son of a bitch. Yeah, bro.

Oh my God. That's, that is too true. That is too true. Um, okay. This might be a stretch. All right. Sometimes you do this to me. Of course.

And I've never told you about it, but it does irk me. Okay. People that have a conversation that can't like remain eye contact you it's like you're afraid of something or or you or you literally don't give a shit about what i'm saying it's one of the two and i think it's the latter no it's just you'll literally be like this you're like like you'll take half second glances at me like just talk to me about anything and i'm gonna show you you i'm gonna do it straight to the camera. You're like this. Bro, so at this basketball game I went to, bro, they had this one. It's like Peaks, bro.

It's like we're in the animal kingdom, and you're like showing respect, but you're not. No, this is the thing. You don't give a shit what I'm saying. Let me explain. It's too intimate. Oh, my God. It's too intimate. Do you ever feel that?

It always happens when we're at restaurants together i know what you're talking about stop no but it's that's an it's a it's an anxiety and insecurities thing of course it is of course no okay so say that's why that's why like this happens with us and our friends a lot and i i hope they don't notice it they do we all do so if like i'm talking to somebody right and we're just having a normal conversation, but it's like a good combo. I can't look at you in the eyes for too long because I think we're... Is that what you want? Your brain needs to be cleansed.

It needs to be rewired, if that's what you're thinking. It's like, bro, are you flirting with me, dog? No. Also, on the other side of the spectrum, if it's like bro are you flirting with me no but like also on the other side of the spectrum if it's like unbreaking eye contact bro you do that shit no i do not you're like this you're like yeah yeah like you're like because i'm trying to get you up to par like you have a key burn like it's literally like just tracking me like those nike commercials like stay on the head whenever they're running oh with the ball that yeah that

shit is sick but no i am trying to just get maybe two seconds. Give me two seconds. It'll change your life. You give me.4 seconds. You literally go. Yeah, no, bro. No, that team wasn't even the best. No, this is how I do it.

This is how I mask it. I'm on my phone. This is how I mask it. So say this is my phone, right? Where's your phone? I don't know. I asked you to bring it to me It's

Oh it's right here So say I'm on my phone right Or say like we're having a conversation And I have my phone on me I've learned how to mask it I'll go like this Yeah yeah Oh dope yeah yeah

Yeah and how disrespectful is that Is it That is That's highly disrespectful Really Tell me something important to you My grandma died of cancer all right like what keep going oh i've been having a real tough time bro things have gotten dark no that's not right

that's not right you're you're exaggerating wait for real bro you're there's always light at the end of the tunnel it's like you fucking no It's like you fucking... No, let's practice. You Hallmark card. Let's practice. You're saying the most bullshit things. Let's practice eye contact conversations right now. Okay. Me or you? Me, there's not much to practice.

You're like level one code girls. Okay, but don't be... You just walked into the practice facility for the first time. You're looking at it. It's gorgeous. Oh, this is where they work on it. Okay, but don't be too much. All right, go.

Do like how you normally will do. All right. A, P. Your fucking eyes are closed. Half a second in. You're so disrespectful. Okay, but let me try my way and then you try yours. Okay.

All right. A, P. Hey, what's up, bro? Hey, Zara has this crazy sale right now. I'm trying to go buy a couple coats because I think they're all marked down. Zara? Which one? The one in the mall we always go to.

Oh, sick. Conversation over. Did that hurt your feelings that literally felt like you could give a shit if i walked off a cliff not even jump just walked right off the cliff like like that that's how like i could literally go hey i'm gonna i'm gonna go now and you're just like oh okay go where and i go and i just fall and i'm off the cliff and i'd be like and you go oh yeah where is it no okay but i have two options i've that's my first go-to is my phone the second option i have a look around say we're at a bar all right oh have you noticed that one the option two is uh is clearly option one i know what you're doing and it irks me to my core i'm not gonna try to change you because

that's that's you can't change anybody but option two is where i'm i i have never been closer to uppercutting you because it is like holy shit you said let's go here you said let's sit here you said let's order those and i'm just i'm hype like eight out of ten all i need is the conversation i'm there you're making me uncomfortable you're asking for everything that's been done and And I ask for one thing. Just conversation. I'm talking to you. You're just looking around. Let's practice it.

See if the people actually think it's that bad. Say we're at a bar. Yeah. We're chilling. Get a Heineken. Zero, zero. All right. So say we're at a bar, right?

Oh, thanks, man. This is actually how I do it. Like, I'm not exaggerating. All right? Okay. All right, so say we're at a bar, right? Oh, thanks man. This is actually how I do it like I'm not exaggerating. All right, okay, all right Talk you know, I'm not sorry to cut Bro, wait, so wait, how'd you hear about this place, bro? This like I heard it was built like in like I asked the question I asked it. I'm right here. No, I was showing you the this Yeah, I heard this place built like 1989 brothers like plaques of all the people that are here and stuff. Yeah. No, I was showing you the things. Yeah, I heard this place was built in like 1989, bro. There's like plaques of all the people that were here and stuff.

Oh, that's cool. What are you looking forward to most when you get back home? Honestly, I think seeing the family and stuff. What are you doing? You okay? You okay? It's just look at me. That's all you have to do. Face your fear.

Fear means one of two things. I forgot. I know one of them. Thanks, coach. One's, uh... Uh... Uh... Uh...

It's like, uh... Uh... Damn it! Great. Great. I forgot them. One of them's like, uh... Uh... Damn it! Great. Great. I forgot them. One of them's like, freak out and run, and one's face everything and rise. Something like that.

Okay, now I'm gonna try to actually do your way. Okay. Alright. But you're looking at me like you're a fucking cop, dawg. Freeze! That's a cop. It's a little too good. Okay, here we go.

I am sincere with you. Okay, wait. I care about what's coming out of your mouth that's why i'm looking at you because i love you you are so out of tune you can't even look at me now i love you and you need to hear it more often and i know you love me a matter of fact i want you to say that more often did you just whisper it you whispered it at a level one and you didn't look at me. Bro, you're so out of tune. I'm not good with it. It could literally be my funeral. He's gonna be like this.

He was a cool man, bro. Okay, let's practice. We had a great run. Alright, let's practice your way. No, I can't right now. I'm literally at Cam's funeral. Alright, I'll see you in like ten minutes. Alright, let's practice your way No, I can't right now. I'm literally like it like cam's funeral. All right. I'll see you in like 10 minutes Oh, let's practice your way then. Okay, go All right, where are we we're in LA where bro LA is so fun. We're good Saddle Ranch. I love coming to Saturday It's so fun Saturday. We're at Saddle Ridge. Can't you see it because the Bulls right there Your eyes twitching

What the f*** wrong with you? Huh? What's going on? Just give me a second Okay Okay, here we go Bro, I just- Bro, I totally- why'd you scream? scream bro i totally just like finished my first beer are you good now you feel better i didn't mean to upset you what happened wait what you made me mad it's it's like it's literally it's like you're it's like you're like seven

months old it's like you can't choose to look and talk it's one or the other you either look at someone and then your mouth just goes that Or you talk and you can't look at him. I'm sorry. And you call me the little kid because I plug my nose. He spit on me. Is that what we do at the end of breakfast? I'm going to hire a speech coach. I'm going to hire a speech coach. I had a speech coach for my speech impediment.

I can believe that. That was so embarrassing in elementary school getting pulled out of class because of my lips. That's, that's... There'd be kids. Oh, I was the worst kid ever.

Oh my God. There'd be kids, whenever I got pulled out, they'd be like this. And they'd go... Stop checking your shoulders You did it again And I saw you No one's in here No one's in here

Would you protect me? Yes I'd protect you Can you talk and look? Yeah Alright You say you're the worst kid ever Why? You made fun of people

That got pulled out of class? No I was in GT So I thought I was hot shit Oh I remember we talked about this So when I got pulled out for GT I would intentionally go back And sharpen my pencil And be like yeah and then i think that's one thing you lacked as a kid what getting your ass whooped you need that i had one threatening moment yeah i remember the scooter no no no another one it was threatening i fled yeah cam your attention i was just going you're not gonna say the story oh no you didn't ask for it i didn't hey guys it's not a good story

i get a lot of dms that indeed it's not a good story it's horrible oh my god i have something to tell you i got the i had the wildest text in my family group message i are you sure you can even put this on the air your family group message is uh not safe for work no fw no if that gets leaked we're all going to jail if that gets leaked we're all going i've got a couple good peaks from you just being generous enough to include me in it there's some hilarious content so in the family group message we have like a regular family group message which is my mom my dad my brother and me there's an extended one with my aunt shelly in it right okay it's never used we never really use that that's me no it's just like we'll see each other we see each other it's

like we like we can't be as vulgar in that one yeah okay and we're just naturally vulgar people and weird you see me so i get a text message from my aunt in this group message that we never use. And I was like, oh, it has to be something important. Like that's normally where news is shared. Yeah. Right? Events, dates. You know when you get a text alert, it has like a little attachment one image and it

has a little brief thing if they send another text. Oh, yeah. A little brief summary, like first line. I see attachment one image from Aunt Shelly. The second text, it says, meet Roji. And I said, now, if I remember correctly, my Aunt Shelly's not pregnant. She didn't have a kid.

She has a dog, right? I was like, who's Roji? I open up the family group message. She says, meet Roji, a baby kangaroo. My Aunt Shelly got a baby kangaroo. What? In Austin, Texas. Now, I don't know if that's legal.

That's not. That's so not. What the fuck? That motherfucker is big dog what my aunt shelly i'm gonna put the image on his screen she's like a bounty hunter for animals she has a big ass kangaroo did you import that there's gonna be an investigation i'm gonna blur her face so she doesn't get in trouble what yeah the hell yeah my aunt shelly got a baby kangaroo insane that's the worst name you get roji give her a better no but that's oh we have to meet him oh my god we have to meet him oh my god we have to meet him roji holy shit where does one buy a kangaroo um her cousin what the hell does that her friend's cousin has a rescue ranch

and she got a rescue ranch yeah she has not a rescue land down under i fell in love with her she has to stay on her poor oh she has to stay on her pouch for five months. So it's a she. And bottle fed. Yeah. But then I said, I'm interested. Dude, if you get a kangaroo. No, I said, do they have koalas? Chlamydia.

He has different chlamydia though. He has different chlamydia. He says, no, kangaroos are very. She said, no, they don't have koalas. They have kangaroos because kangaroos are very she said no they don't have uh koalas they have kangaroos because kangaroos are very common in texas that's not a real thing no it's not it says the environment is very similar to australia i can okay i can see that yeah i'll show you it's dry hot i mean not like scorching but dry hot i just i've been in shelly's house right it's a one-story house with like a regular suburban backyard where's that kangaroo gonna live yeah dude my thing is what

happens when he even gets half size not even full imagine a full-grown kangaroo imagine you go to your aunt's house you open the door just right straight off the boards imagine that shit bro i'm like roachy yeah Just kicks the piss out of you. You would never ever. And she has a dog. Dude, she's gonna kill your aunt. She's gonna kick your aunt in the head. And she's gonna die.

No, tell her to get rid of it. She's gonna die. Oh my god. One kick is gonna send your aunt into cardiac arrest. Holy shit. I didn't even think about that. That's so dangerous. And she has a dog that's literally the size of this, too. That's gone. That's gone? That's either going to stop. What's Roji going to do?

He's going to be like, oh, my bad. Throw me up. What's Roji going to do? Roji, hey, puppy. Oh, I missed. Wait. Go a little further. What's Roji going to do? Roji's going to go right and kick the shit out that dog. It's going to kick the... Or he's going to do this. First off, it's a she.

Roji? That's flattering for a girl. Pick any other name. Why not Cynthia? Isabelle? Something. Roji? Roji's going to be like this, that dog.

He's going to be bouncing shit and he's going to go... Put it in the headlock like he did that one day. And Shelly's going to be like, Roge, you know. Okay. You should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by Babbel. Babbel.

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Hey, rules and restrictions may apply, as they should. Now on to the rest of the episode okay actually time out we just took a break for legal reasons i texted my aunt shelly i was like are you sure you bought that and she goes no i went and visited it at the rescue ranch bro so she didn't buy it so for all the animal people they're about to come after my aunt she did not she does not have it in a suburban house in the middle of austin texas did she buy like did she use blockchain to purchase it like how does that oh my god my mind went i would buy a monkey like that though oh my god don't tell me to be careful monkeys are adorable the cute little baby ones oh my god hey

do you i wouldn't want the jumping little bastard that was going crazy in the bathroom. No, no, that's too much. Give me like a Caesar. Not a Coba. Caesar. Good little chimp. Yeah.

Give me like a medium chimp who'll grow to like 5'4". I want a monkey that can get the size of about a ruby but that's not like sporadic. Yes.

Even that, that's way better. Like an extra small... Like a little baby monkey that's not flying in my walls. I can put that little jaw in my back pocket. No, don't wink at me. And no,

you'd put him on your shoulder. My mom said she went to a dinner back in the 80s or some shit. I don't know. She went to a dinner and there was a thing that a monkey would come and light your cigarette for you

and if you did, you'd tip him a coin, he would throw his top hat, you'd put the coin in and put it back on his head. Could you imagine? You go you go he's just like he goes you give him a coin he goes put that bitch back on oh bro ruby's ruby's legs are getting bad

what do you ever like this is an honest question and i don't know if i'm alone on this do you ever realize you haven't taken a breath in like an abnormally long amount of time like i just realized i didn't like exhale for like almost a minute like dude it's one of two things i'm dead serious it's one of two things your brain is either working so fast so like lightning fast and then you finally slow down or your brain is like the slowest ever no one i i think i've gone nine months without thinking about the fact that i'm even breathing really and the last time was i had to plug my nose to jump in body water. I never just go, okay. No, it's never like that.

Oh, my God. That'd be the type of person you are. You would literally think about your breath and you'd start freaking out. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You never panic. Am I going too fast or too slow? And you ever realize that your jaw is clenched for too long?

You're like, I've been gripping on it for a minute. I've been holding on for a minute. I suck, dude. We can buy you a jacket, a helmet, the sticky socks, get you a nice little Nintendo DS, just tuck you in the corner. Just tuck you in the corner.

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The You Should Know Podcast. We got mama live in the building. Happy birthday to ya happy birthday birthday all right i don't know if we can get copyrighted for that can we hopefully not oh i'll cut that whoa we got a happy birthday mama live happy 19th pda 19th nope oh yeah that would be bad nope you look good not that young though what are you doing for your birthday you said january 19th that Nope. Oh, yeah. That would be bad. Nope. You look good. Not that young, though. January 8th. What are you doing for your birthday?

You said January 19th? That's not my birthday. No, he said happy 19th birthday. She goes, it's January 8th. God, Liv. Ah, Liv, nothing's changed. She's talking to herself. The thing about Liv, you got a lot of fans on the play.

I do. You know what's getting crazy? I really do. What? When we go out in public, like us three and real fans come up, they're like, get Mama Liv on the podcast more. We need more Mama Liv. Because they know I'm real.

Okay. How do we say it? Oh, you're real? I have a question for you, Miss Real. I have a question for both of y'all. What? Oh, God. Because kids are in your future

is it later down the line it is sexual no no no i have no interest in that god they took some of them hymns good morning hello um hot and ready this is a this is a question right and sharp and i have a problem with doing this i'll start it with dogs first right okay you ever go to somebody's house and they got a beast right they got a dog in there you see their dog but that thing looks like the bottom of his shoe oh it's a horrid looking dog dude is it wrong if you're not overly okay nope i won't pet it and i gladly won't pet it if your dog if your dog has scabies and milky eyes i'm not touching it i love you and I know you love that pet. That doesn't mean I...

Like my Carrie's dog, Myrtle, R.I.P. Myrtle. That dog... That dog... That dog was not cute. It was blind. It was blind.

It was thicker than Ruby and it like waddled when it walked. It was black as midnight. Careful. Is that a problem? No. It was...

But its eye was so blind. I'm saying the eyes... Yeah, but we were just naming bad things about you. That thing was black. Midnight. Because you didn't let me finish. That's what you said. I was going to describe the dog entirely.

Black as midnight. Short and chubby. Glazed milky eyes. Blind and deaf. Okay. So you'd be like Myrtle and it'd be like. And hit a wall. It's funny.

But again, you didn't help yourself. Because you named being. That's just the first one. funny, but again, you didn't help yourself because you named being That's just the first one. Yeah, but the other three things that followed were negative. You're trying to bury me and I was going to say everything.

It's not bury him yet. Yet? How about never? Okay, but y'all just brought something up. There was a kid that was a neighbor of mine who we also went to school together

in elementary school and I remember he invited everybody over for his birthday party, right? We went to his his birthday all the classmates and their parents like we brought parents because we're kids my you know my parents don't know how to act no they don't know how that's gonna be me and so real we went into this house right we go to my oh i'm gonna say his name we went it i'll call him brent we went into brent's house right there's people in there kids parents people having fun talking we're all in the living room right talking standing up one dog comes into the to the room right to the living room and it just seems like

it's a little confused like it doesn't have too much knowledge of where it's going the dog was the dog was blind and it boom into one wall boom into the other my mom goes oh shit my thing is though like put the dog down oh it gets worse it gets worse oh it gets worse that one dog's bumping into shit we realize it's blind my mom's oh shit she's like mark mark look at it and so i'm like oh my god that's a blind dog first time seeing it it's blind my mom's oh shit she's like mark mark look at it and so i'm like oh my god that's a blind dog first i'm seeing it it's bumping into everything it's hitting dead legging people hitting the back of the knees it was bad that the thing needed to go a second dog comes into the room this dog came in and i only saw friends i only saw its top half at first and i was like okay

it's coming in but it looks like it's dragging Like, what's Like, is it holding a basket on its back? It's back legs didn't work No Cameron's always wanted a dog like that I always used to want a dog in a wheelchair So he was dragging his back to like

No, that Those are the dogs that's like How'd you get this pair? Yeah, that shit's hard to look at, bro I'm not gonna lie Like, I literally be like this it's like a car wreck like you kind of you can't look away you're just like all right we all feel that way about dogs right yeah what if say a friend that's not too close your kid's fucking weird keep him locked up bro i don't i don't care dog if he Are we talking about weird or looks?

Looks is fine. Have you ever seen an ugly baby? There's ugly babies out there. Looks is completely fine. I think most babies are ugly. Looks, yeah. When they first come out, they look like little aliens

because they have... Like aliens covered in dog shit and like boogers. They have like goo and shit on them, which is normal, but because my mom cried when I was born. That's nice. No, she said it's because

how hairy her back was ugly i was so ugly when i came out and she cried and the doctor literally looked at her and said ma'am that will that will go away no she literally said i had hair up my neck she's like from my ass up to my neck i gave birth to a canine no No, literally. They called me Eskimo for the longest. Eskimo baby. Oh. Eskimo. Oh, my God. Imagine that.

Papa gave me that name. Lolly. Yeah, Lolly. She was like, I made that. Because I was her firstborn, and I was just the hairiest shit. And she was like, what the fuck is this shit? No, but if all kids, looks they can't control. Now, behavior.

If you have a kid. I don't get mad at the kid. I'm like, you're a bad parent. No, exactly. But at the same time, it's like, lock them up. Like, go keep, give them an iPad for the hour we're here. Let me enjoy my smoke old-fashioned without the kid. Some kids just aren't cute.

Like, that's just the reality. I know, but what my question was is how would you act? I would, it's like, look at my baby, my baby and it's so proud this is my baby and that thing looks like it came from xenon dude we're gonna get canceled we would probably laugh with each other like behind closed doors i would never ever ever tell good yeah i was just a but you know me baby's ugliest shit you know me i would try my hardest to be respectful but it's all about the initial glance like if i feel like i might cut this out if i get caught off guard my intrusive thoughts can't they won't stop they're going too fast it'll just it'll go straight through the stop sign like if you like that that that filter

that people would turn it around and show their parents like look oh yeah baby that thing yeah dude if that was in real life if you're like look at our newborn i'd be like uh congrats yeah i'd be like so cute but as long as it's healthy that's all that matters exactly we have a kid and it's ugly keep your damn comments to yourself oh that's what i'm saying don't show it on the internet if it's ugly y'all won't think it's ugly that's another thing if we if my kid's ugly like but y'all won't think your own kid's ugly i'll tell you i don't i'm very realistic man like if my kid comes out i'm just like, wow. Like, cool. Your kid in, like, eight years is going to look at this and be like, damn.

Yeah, I'm sorry. Like, that ugly. I'm sorry, buddy. Or girl could be a buddy, too. You know what's something that irritates me? I want to know if y'all have this moment. It's like, there's a few things. I know we talked about pet peeves earlier, and I should have brought this up earlier.

But a few things that really upset me, like, irk me for and as if say you're at a department store at a bar at a restaurant and a song's playing it's such a big difference no but a song's playing you say a barn he said a bar he said you're next to the key you're at a bar restaurant all this stuff places where they play music department store and there's a song playing but But you like it. And you're like, oh, I'm vibing to this. But you catch the tail end of it. You didn't have time to Shazam it. Who Shazams music anymore? 100% me.

100%. Shazam's one of the greatest apps ever. That is so dumb. How is it dumb? So you're just going to not find out the song? Say you're going into PacSun. You're looking through their 2 for 50 graphic tees, right? You're hearing this vibe. People really do that? How else do you find out the song? How else not find out the song? Say you're going into PacSun, you're looking through their 2 for 50 graphic tees, right? You're hearing this vibe.

People really do that? How else do you find out the song? I just don't care that much about it. I'm just like, whatever. You don't appreciate art. Live in the moment. So I can enjoy that song. So I can live

that good moment over and over. But you know me, I'm DJ PB. That's why my music's so nice. So what was that word? Serato. Oh, Serato. High D. I was good at English.

Okay. So, but I'm saying like you catch a tail end of that song and you don't have time. I will go years. And I forget a lot of things. I will never, ever forget that. And that euphoric feeling of maybe three years down the line, you hear it. I'm thinking too deep into that shit. When I went on a search for two months for that weekend song it was moth to a flame oh my god i literally refused to not find it bro yeah i am going to find this song i would i hummed a song

to him every day for the close maybe shorter end of 45 days in a row i'm like it was like he was like i don't know that song and we're both weekend fanatics so it's like it was pissing us off i literally go in the gym one day and i finally hear it and i was like i called him i said this is the song i will tell you this like if i hear a song and like the lyrics i will go to google and i'll be like dad dad was married to my mother or dad was married to a wife and i'm like what was that song like i'll type in that for the lyrics so basically you're doing the long version of well yeah yeah well you could just open up snapchat and hold it down you literally just open up snap and hold the button for being honest with you like i don't even know what like where to find

shazam or how you snapchat it's on snapchat and you just hold the button you can only use it on snapchat snapchat bought out shazam oh so it use it. Snapchat. It's on Snapchat, and you just hold the button. You can only use it on Snapchat? Snapchat bought out Shazam. Oh. So it's integrated within Snapchat. Okay, whatever. You know what the worst, one of the worst inventions were, and hopefully they don't try to sponsor us later, I'm sorry. Bump.

What? I used to love Bump. Are you nuts? I thought Bump was stupid. It was AirDrop before AirDrop. It was AirDrop before. They're trying, AirDrop went right back to that shit now. Yeah, they-

You grab your phones and you can- Well, yeah, people do that, so yeah. But I was like, that was the initial, when that shit now yeah well yeah people do that so yeah but i was like that was the initial when iphones first came out you just do that and i thought it was the coolest thing ever i didn't understand it yeah it was lit okay what was i gonna ask you worst invention ever oh one of the worst inventions ever when i remember google and they had like they bought out a bunch of ads on like tv and stuff for this they did the thing where it's like you could go to google and put what's that song that goes never worked never never has that once worked in my life never you could go into the search bar they said you like you click the voice to like voice

type but you could hum it and it would hear the cadence and it would try to bring up the songs that have that and i'm like that's so stupid yeah what is one of the worst what's the worst inventions y'all can think of the most meaningless inventions and meaningless inventions those pop socket shits i hate those shits i used to love a pop socket never owned one you would hold the back of them those are so ugly just hold your phone and grab no but that's the good thing about is you could put it on its side like in class i put it on the side and then you use as a tv stand it's the functionality of things i just never knew the hype about those this episode is brought to you by draft king

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21 plus age varies by jurisdiction. Void in Ontario, bonus bets expire 168 hours after issuance. Now on to the rest of the episode. As y'all have always known and can tell, when you get Liv on with Peyton, these sick little twisted brain cells just kind of pop out. So I guess we're going to do some trivia. I wouldn't even say it's sick twisted. We just think different than others.

Yeah, we think smarter. We just aren't sheep. We're the shepherds. Yeah, you're bad, bad, bad. All right. Are we doing like a 3-2-1 answer or like first answer? Well, you're the coach. What do you want?

I don't care. Do you want multiple choice or do you want I don't care Just Do you want multiple choice Or do you want No Okay I guess just answer it Okay just answer it Let's go

Just answer it Okay Okay How many days are in a leap year Four 365 No wait I was thinking four years

Isn't four years a leap year Every four years And 365 Is a day Of a year Still wrong Wait how many Isn't four years a leap year? Every four years? And 365 is a day of a year Still wrong Wait how many Oh they're under 64 Still wrong 12

Days I'm thinking months They have my hands still stinging Y'all have the nerve The gall What's the answer? 366 Oh cause there's another day.

You get an extra day. I was close. I went 364. My God. That was a bad question. What is the primary language spoken in Brazil? Mandarin. Brazilian.

No. Spanish. No. What? Colombian. Brazil? No. Colombia?

I said English. No. And Brazil. Spanish. Yes. No. Brazilian. No. no colombia no and brazil spanish yes no brazilian no japanese i'm not good with languages portuguese i thought that was in portugal like you're asking some weird dude no one knows that i've never been there i don't even have a i don't even have a passport you really don't that's not that's a they would never ask that on Steve Harvey. What does SOS stand for? Save our soul. Save our soul.

Oh, the same. Wrong. Save us. Save our ship. Still wrong. Ship our saves. Nope. I feel like they changed it, though, didn't they?

It was save our souls. Nope. What was it? Nothing. Shout out, Sam. SOS doesn't mean nothing? It means nothing. People just gave it that.

Bro, see why we don't like you on this show? Because you ask trick questions, dog. That's not a trick question. You said, what does it stand for? Nothing. That's a trick question. True or false? The Great Wall of China is visible from space.

False. True. False. Point live. Oh, okay. It's a big wall. Great craftsmanship. You're in a race and you just passed the third place runner.

You're in a race. You passed the third place runner. What place are you in now? Second. Third. Third. Ha! Because you passed the third and you're in third.

The only reason I saw that is because I saw that multiple times on TikTok. But I still win. I cheated all through high school and I still got a graduation. What did Neo say at 8 o'clock? What? Who the hell is Neo? The singer? It was 8 o'clock.

On the day that I dropped out. And I don't. That's not Neo. It's not Neo. That's not Neo It's not Neo That's not Neo at all It's literally not Neo Yeah Is that Usher?

I think it's That's not Usher That is Neo It's not Neo What's It's No it's definitely Usher Yeah

It's 100% Usher Damn baby Alright It's one to one Here we go Y'all are gonna hate me Let's go Which company is responsible

For producing the most tires In the world? Michelin Alright, it's one to one, here we go. Y'all are gonna hate me. Let's go. Which company is responsible for producing the most tires in the world? Michelin. I'm sure you could buy a lot of tires on Amazon. Michelin. Wrong, great answer but wrong. Home Depot. Liv, good God, this is a story, bro.

Home Depot? Liv, goddammit. Bro, I need to go back to school. kick you out they'd be like you can't come back you need to download the app a master class i really need to because i'm either just read smart the answer is a black woman like this shit is not okay the answer is lego oh because 381 question i said cam sucks at parties my God. That's why I didn't get invited. What is the world's largest ocean? Let her answer first

because I have faith in you. Atlantic. Yeah. It's Pacific. Pacific, yeah. It's the Pacific Ocean. That's what I was going to say first. Atlantic just a little better.

Why didn't you say it? I was going to say the Gulf of Mexico. What? But I realized that's not an ocean. That is. No, it's not. It's a beach. The Gulf of Mexico.

It's a body of water. The Gulf of Mexico is a beach. It's right under Texas. Right, Kev? The Gulf of Mexico isn't an ocean. The Gulf of Mexico. It's the beach. It's the body of water.

You want to go to the Gulf of Mexico? Let's talk about the beach. Like Corpus Christi. to go to the gulf of mexico let's talk about the beach like corpus christi like that would be the city no i'm talking about the gulf of mexico you want the gulf of mexico it's like that part of the ocean body of water it's definitely not a beach it's not an ocean a beach it's not it's the huge body of water right there so what is it water no but what part what kind of water is it it's a g. It's the gulf of Mexico. So it's not the ocean. So gulf connects to the ocean. So I've never been to the ocean.

So gulfs and oceans are two different things. Wait, I'm trying to figure something out. You're telling me I've never been to the ocean? I've been to the gulf of Mexico. Yes. It's a beach. It's not a beach. The beach you were on was the beach you were at.

Alright, bro. Alright, trivia is clearly not y'all's strong suit. It's not something you. The beach you were on was the beach you were at. All right, bro. All right, trivia is clearly not y'all's strong suit. It's not something you should hang your hat on. You know what else isn't? Y'all are horrendous at math. The whole world knows this at this point, but I like to watch the struggle. Is it evil of me?

It might, but I'm going to ask y'all another math question. You have a weird little power struggle with this. I'm going to ask you. You want to be right all the time, and you love watching your head fail. I love watching y'all's cogs move and think of the way that you feel. Once I close my eyes, I figure it out.

And once we get that one, it's game over. No, it's not. Anyway, we're here with another math question. Woohoo, Cam, I got 10 degrees. For Uncle P, Mama Liv, straight to it. Here we go. Open your ears and close your eyes. Don't tell me to do it with my orific system okay a man buys a horse for sixty dollars okay

that's a cheap horse and that's already white i guess i have so many horses you always do the damn word problems why can't you just say two times four what the if you got that wrong i get a divorce a man buys a horse for sixty. Don't comment on that cheap price. He then sells the horse for $70. Profit. He buys the same horse back for $80, but then sells the horse again for $90. No, you're doing too much.

How much did the man lose or gain? Get in the whiteboard. Wait. It was his horse to begin with the whole time that's not how business works that's not how business works commerce carry me on this one businessman because i don't know okay here we go because you said so many numbers all right hold on hold on whiteboard is out here we go let's get it word word again. Man buys a horse for $60. Hold on. Let me. Why are you drawing that?

It helps me. It helps me see. That skinny little creepy. That looks like a walker. Like a zombie. It's backwards. That's a $60 horse if I've seen one. Yeah, that is a $60 horse.

All right. Money's worth. Okay. Man buys a horse for $60. Okay. That's what he buys first. Okay. Okay. He sells a horse for $60. Okay. That's what he buys first. Okay. He sells the horse for $70. Hold on.

So now he has $10. $70. Okay. It's $10 in profit. Mm-hmm. He buys the horse back for $80. What do you mean buys it back? He bought it back. So now he has 80 bones. Okay. So look, now he's even. Wait, no, wait, hold on. Let me hold on. You gave somebody $60. No,

you're $60 down. You lost $60, but now you're $10 up. You're $10 up because you bought it back. And then... Okay, he's 70. Okay, now keep going. He's even. So a man buys the horse for $60, sells it for $70, buys the horse back for $80, and then sells the horse again for $90.

He broke even. In the end, how much money did he make, lose, or did he break even? He broke even. You have to, how much money did he make, lose, or did he break even? He broke even. You have to be a confident answer with your teammate. He has $90. No, Peyton. Yes, look at my word problem.

He has the horse. He bought it for $60. Yep. You're down $60. Then you sold it for $70, so you're up $10. Wait, where did you say he's down? Why is he down $60? Because he paid $60 for the horse. Yeah, he paid $60 for the horse. He sold it for $70, so you're up $10. Wait, where did you say he's down? Why is he down? Because he paid $60 for the horse.

Yeah, he paid $60 for the horse. He sold it for $70. Great businessman. $10 profit. Look at her hand. And then he bought it back for $80. Now that's the part where I get lost. That's where I get lost too.

How did he buy it back for $80? That's bad business. Yeah, because you already had it for $60. Oh, no. So wait. So he lost his $10 back. So he's down. I told you you already had it oh no so wait so he lost his ten dollars back so now i told you he was no he's zero no is he down is he down 20 because he started with 60 he's always 60 he's down 20 he's down 20 and then what do you do after that he sold

it for 90 he broke even 70 he broke even 70 he has 70 yeah broke even. $70. He broke even. Yeah, $70. She's saying something different. You go, yeah. You're not even saying the same answer. He broke even, Peyton. Hold on. Without the illustration.

He said, you went, that's the part I get lost in. Okay. Here we go. Okay. Buys a horse for $60. Okay. Negative. Okay. Buys a horse for 60. Okay. Negative 60. Sells a horse for 70.

Plus. No, 10. He's up plus 10. Yep. Okay. He's $10 in his account. Yes. You good?

I'm here. Buys the, buys the, buys the horse for 80. Oh, he's negative. Because he doesn't even have 80 to begin with. Oh, so he's down 70. Buys the horse for 80. Oh, he's negative. Because he doesn't even have 80 to begin with. Oh, so he's down 70. Buys the horse for 80. He's down 70. We're going to get this.

Let's go. He's down 70. He's down 70. Okay. Sells it back for 90. So now subtract 90 from 70. 20. Yep.

He has $20 in his bank account. 20 what? Dollars. Up or down? Down. Well, I don't know. He's 20 down. He has $20 in his bank account. 20 what? Dollars. Up or down? Down. Well, I don't know. He's 20 down. He has 20 in his account.

No, he's 20 down, Payton. No. He'd be 40 down if he started with 60. No, he's 20 down. Give me a final answer. He'd be 40 down if he started with 60 and he has 20. 40 plus 60 is 20. He's 20 up?

No, he's 20 down. You get it? Because if you- It's a fucking mind boggler. No, no. Look, because if you start with 60 and you end up with 20, you leave with 40. You're negative 40. Yeah!

Is that it? Let's go! Completely wrong. Swear to God. Abysmally wrong. I wanted to crush every amount of tiny sliver of hope you had. It's so fucking wrong. It's so wrong.

It is so wrong. What happened? y'all were close $20 down wrong he's doing tax evasion wrong oh my god oh my god oh my god okay then you explain it to us just start again no this is too long you you just do it you you were you do it okay i promise go right buys a horse for 60 he's minus 60 yes sells it for 70 slow the hell down cameron how long did it take you to figure this shit out? The way you're gonna do it right now the way you're gonna do it you're gonna solve okay, then be quiet, okay? Start bot for 60 negative 60 sold it for 70 Because he didn't have... He has $10. Plus 10 in his account. He's up 10.

Here we go. Good morning. It's plus 10 in his account. Oh, God. Okay. He's plus 10 in his account. Okay. Yeah.

He sells it for 80. No. Hold on. Or no, no, no. Sorry. Buys it for 80. Buys it for 80. Okay.

Okay. He buys it back for 80. He buys it back for 80. So he's minus 80. Now he's even. No. No, for 80. So he's minus 80 All right, so oh this is where algebra comes in It's been like that plus 10 minus 80. There's no Negative 70 he's down 70. Yeah. Okay. Now he sells the horse for 90.

Plus 90. So negative 70 plus 90 is a positive $20. Oh, he's up 20. He's up 20. I don't know who has the horse anymore. But I think he's up 20. Is that right? He's up 20.

Let's go. Man. Whose horse is it? Who has custody of the horse? I don't know who has the horse anymore. Bro, he made $20. Oh, my God. You're throwing Hail Mary's, and you're worried about the horse's future like dollar I'm like an awful duo awful do it

my school got paid for so oh shit you paid to not learn she was jumping up and down on a bed celebrating a Dean history but I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture. Payday cam. Doo, doo, doo, doo. Pop culture.

Payday cam. Bow! The couch is definitely broken. I think it finally broke. It did. It's so slanted. The couch finally broke i was wondering like damn i'm lower than i was gonna take these couches to the new studio like these were good like these always have to be a

part of these i'm never getting rid of these okay but um dr compete um pop culture pop culture hello god my brain's shutting down we have so much more to film uh pop culture pop culture hello god my brain's shutting down we have so much more to film uh pop culture right pop have y'all seen first of all quick pop culture because i asked cam earlier and he didn't see it the kat williams interview with shannon sharp i've seen a couple clips and that's not the whole thing kat williams bro he's a legend he's just an absolute legend shout out to shannon sharp for such an amazing interview and he handled it perfectly just letting him talk and kind of take over kevin hart called out everybody hollywood people it's some people say it's like conspiracy stuff but then he but the stuff that i like is he's calling out these comedians that like have done him wrong and he has like personal things

and he said like facts and stuff about them and the people he talked about i'm fans of and i'll always be fans of them but like he just said certain things that it's so funny and the funny thing about it he would say like facts and he would like go in on somebody and say like some like gospel how nice it sounded and then he'd be like i read 3 000 books by the time i was eight years old like he would say stuff like like so he would say something really good and say that and that's just the beauty of cat williams you said kevin hart was calling people out no he called out kevin hart oh okay yeah yeah they've had me forever have they really for yeah who do you think is more funny come on i think yeah williams i think cat williams is more funny but i like kevin hart there cat williams is because kevin hart can go almost every kevin hart

movie he's ever been in i enjoy it's like but no get hard is one of the worst movies i've ever seen i like with will ferrell i like i love will ferrell i love will ferrell and i love kevin hart that movie was bad i liked it will ferrell might be one of the funniest action and comedy movie all in one central intelligence was a really good movie yes it was really Really good. Really good. But my favorite comedian of all time is Cat Williams. He changed my life with that green... The green suit special? Special. Yes.

Oh, my God. You're treated like a German shepherd. Yeah, dude. He said, but ibuprofen's perfectly legal. You take nine of the motherfuckers, that'll be your last headache. He said, let no assay walk, dude. He said, this is my shit. Hustle and hustle and hustle.

That's a different special, but it's okay. I swear that was the same one. No, that's American Hustle. Sorry, bro. Sorry. I ruin all things you love. Cat Williams, Dave Chappelle, and then now Shane Gillis came to my top three. Shane Gillis is unreal.

I love Shane Gillis Jesus Christ but that was a great interview but a pop culture that I want to include y'all and I wonder if y'all seen it this is kind of sad y'all seen that courtroom video oh my god that jumped over nah bitch or someone kept saying they were like damn 2024 is just starting off real dude crazy imagine getting your probation denied now you're going to jail yeah like for a long jail and can we talk about the athleticism he was in the air forever he think about the podium yeah he cleared it his claws like he cleared it okay wait for for reference for y'all that haven't seen it there's a viral video going around with this guy he got his probation denied or whatever um and he jumped he ran towards the judge this woman he like he uh like bum rushed her and then

jumped high as hell over her podium it was like in the air for like four seconds and grabbed her starts beating her well that part's not funny no i didn't know he beat her yeah he was like swinging oh i didn't see that i thought they immediately grabbed her no and the craziest part is the guy that is very sad and she's like elderly too sucks no spatial awareness uh-huh sorry he was in the air for it he literally was like this oh the the sensory thing on it yeah anyway well blessings to her and i hope she's okay and that guy's a piece of shit but there was a funny video you're going to jail but anyway the worst jump was funny the worst part about that is the damn god the security guard needs to be absolutely fired oh yeah he's literally like this

he's like that's what you just he's like punching him in the back i grabbed watch it and i was like grab the choke that guy get him off her okay so now you've seen that video i went on a rabbit hole when i was like in high school and college. I would always watch these YouTube videos. Before TikTok was a thing and you get in the TikTok rabbit hole, I was on the rabbit hole of YouTube. Of that TV show called Crazy Courtroom Moments caught on camera. It was the craziest thing ever.

You'd watch these people. You've seen it, right? You watch these insane things. Do you remember a specific one? Are you meaning me to say oh just any single one yeah like anyone i remember i remember one about it was like custody it was like a custody battle okay and basically the woman starts going ballistic on the dad and the dad's just staying cool and then the so then the judge hops in like trying to calm her down and then they just fucking go at it like crazy. Like, I remember that. I've one in my head, but it's too sad to say.

Yeah, don't. I can't. Say it off camera. Okay, I'll tell you. Yeah, it's crazy. Have you ever been in a courtroom? Yeah. Uh-uh.

They're boring. It's so boring. And they're so not like the shows. Oh, no. Like, everything you see in a show is like supreme. It's like action, action, action. And it's big, nice. There's like.

No, I've been in a big one. there's like i've been in a big one oh i've never been in a big one like isn't as much hype as yeah but like one of the ones i went to was like it was for something violent i think somebody got murdered or something i went into it why were you there i can't tell you why but i was in it and it was just still slow and boring we just went to custody court like when my parents were going through like there's certain things that are staying up there like the jedi you said no i can't tell you i can't he's like you don't need to know but i remember going in there i was like this is gonna be lit like it's gonna be pop it it's literally like they just go through boring as hell they talk about just the most intricate like core and it's like they speak in a straight lawyer jargon god

i'm like i was like this yeah but if it's cool like look over and there's a murder fuck you fuck you just wake up jury duty yet hell no every person has to do that if you get called for it and you have to do but me and cam i think we could be we have ways to get out of it because we're public figures we could be like whatever i would never do this and i'm not advising to it because it is illegal but i I've heard that people have, and I'm not saying I've done this because that's illegal. Yeah, you've never done that. You don't do illegal things. No.

We're going to get fucking mailed after this. We're going to get it right in the mail. People do is like, I have a person, like, some people just lie and be like, I'm racist. Can't do it. You know what I mean? Wow. Yeah. You can do stuff like that and be like, I have like a personal connection to this. I can't do it. And they'll be like, all right. You can just say, I know what i mean wow yeah you can do stuff like that and be like i have like a personal connection to this i can't do it and they'll be like all right you can just say i know

the guy on the case well if you do that blatant lie they'll be like you're going to jail but they'll just take you to jail just like that it's called something uh perjury perjury something like that pay you like five dollars i just feel so bad for the people that are like on these big murder cases they get drug on forever. And you've got to get stuck in a hotel room. I had a teacher in my hallway. Bless her heart. She was in a really big case.

First of all, she had to find a sub for multiple days. Each day. She was there for a full week. Didn't pay her crap. She already had to get a sub and everything. But she came back. Obviously, she can't share that information. But it was a full-on going like investigation damn i want to talk about this more on the patreon i like this and that so go over to the patreon if you want more and we'll get more detail about stuff

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