You Should Know Podcast - SURPRISING FRIEND WITH A RACCOON! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: April 20, 2026

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We got co-host cam back in the studio. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you see what I did for you? The Kofi Kingston. I did it, Kovie Kemp said, Kovie Kempit. What a man in. Oh, no, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, boy, boa, boy! Oh, he doesn't do that at all anymore.

I used to try to jump off my couch, hurt myself so many times. Yeah, you're not athletic. Dude, by the time this comes out, I have, come back from WrestleMania. So this is filmed a couple days before WrestleMania. I forgot about that. So I can't give you a a WrestleMania Brockdown. I know a lot of y'all

will won a WrestleMania Brockdown, but I can't. I can't give you one. Next week, I'll give you a Brockdown. Is that a real thing, or is that a Peyton coin term? That was a Peyton coin term. I just made it up right now. So that's a Brock Lesnar version of a lockdown? Or, no, of a breakdown. Of a breakdown? That makes more sense.

I went to lockdown for whatever reason. That's smart. like that because normally your people put us in lockdown especially in schools oh my god i mean if we look at chas yeah you're not lying i go i mean my god he's telling the truth he's telling the truth dude yeah so i'll be i'll be i'll be just coming back from russomania at this time when this comes out and i'm very excited to talk to you all about it next week dude oh my god i don't know i mean obviously you haven't been there but i don't want to wait this is your first rest of first ressomania in person in person and without spoiling anything without slicing some cheese i'm off to the little rattle

out there? Yeah. My man's got great seats. I do have great seats. Shout to Daylight Media. Shout to Q code in the building. Hey! Hey!

They don't listen. I'm not going to like, they literally told me a person they do not listen to the podcast. They're like, we look at your numbers and that's it. And I said, okay, that's fine. Oh my God! That is unbelievable if you said, Jay, talk. No, they don't even listen. I'm not giving them a shout out.

Oh, my God. Yeah, no. Dude, that is going to be sick. Holy . Yeah, no, I'm very excited. My first WrestleMania, and I know we have a big WWWW audience. Next week, you'll be able to get that breakdown. Nice. And maybe on tour, we can give each other a, like a little

wrestle. I'm down to wrestle. I'm down to wrestle. Dude, what if we... I'll whoop that. What if we... I will wax your long... There is a lot to wax on my hair, and it's a lot of length. I would be down to, like, oil up and wrestle on stage at the end of the show. You really wouldn't want that. You really wouldn't want that. Because A, I already have more skin than you, especially the skin that's loose. You do have a lot of loose skin. Oh, you're talking on stage. On stage. It's a part of the show. show of the wife scams are TV available right now.

If it's a part of the show, I cannot lose. Because I, one, I'm gonna be shirtless, that's already out of my comfort zone. I didn't sign that. I didn't sign any piece of paper that said, I need to be shirtless in front of thousands. But secondly, I'm gonna be... I go in front of thousands.

Doesn't that sound so... Maybe... ...in front of hundreds of people. You have to get thousands throughout the whole tour. That's true, yeah. There's a couple that... There's a couple of thousands. There's a couple of thousands.

It's gonna do great. Yeah. I don't want to be naked in front of a couple of 20. I'm just going for like four. Yeah, when we're going to Austin in front of like 15 people. No. Moody theater, ACL-L-L-I! We're coming. Honestly, Austin, Texas.

Now, can I say that real quick? Like, I give y'all a show because I grew up there and it's like this hometown thing. That city, it's full of white women with dreadlocks and arpin hair. And there's nothing appealing about that city. Joe Rogan and Elon moved there, and the city's never been the same. Y'all smell. Oh, my God.

Oh, no, there, I promise you in like the maybe 80 years from now history books, there's going to be a chapter on Austin, Texas. Yeah. Like for Texas history, it's going to be like the re-revolution of Austin. Yeah, it's different. It has changed drastically in the last 20 years. It's just a bunch of comedians and, and like, tech people. It's a lot of tech people. A ton of, dude, it's so different.

Then when the first time I went to visit you, first time I went, I was like, oh, dude, your house is like really nice, Peyton. Oh, your family's really cool. Dude, Austin's sick. This is cool. This is kind of like back home. Now it's like, where am I? It's a little, you're in L.A. I'm in a little utopia.

Yeah, where's our palm tree? Yeah, ever since Leslie died, I mean, it just wasn't the same. And Malcolm. I mean, dude, yeah. Put your ones in there for Malcolm Jerome. Yeah. I don't know why one's in there. Oh, no, that dot put it put the one down point to where Malcolm Drome's going.

That dog's going to hell. No. Okay. Okay, okay. First of all, can I get a RIP for my dog? RIP for my dog. Yeah, no, and honestly, we have some true fans. Let's just say that.

There's been rip Malcolm everywhere. No, can I say, I do want to say, yes, so the Malcolm Jerome, Nathal Jardt, and Esquire Hardin, the Third. No, he's already figured the name. Oh, no, you got to hold on, Papa. Malcolm Jerome, Dothelter, Esquhar Hard, and the third, he did, but he did transition to the afterlife this week.

It was very rough day, man. Very, very rough day. but I do want to say thank you to all the fans. They did a lot of overwhelming amount of messages. I blocked about four people too, by the right. Why? Because we make jokes about Malcolm. Oh yeah, you're not allowed to.

You don't know Malcolm. I don't know you. We're not friends. You never met him. You can't. If you never touched his head, you can't make a joke. Yeah, that is a great dog and we're making fun of it.

It was a great dog. It was tough. Yeah. But it's one of those things. It's like, it wasn't like a shock. And, you know, he kind of shot above his means. You know what I mean? Oh, no.

He was definitely on borrowed time. Oh. cute like you're any any every day was selfish i'd say stolen yeah he had no intent of giving that back no no no he lived too low intent yeah that that that that dog was like i'm talking borderline immortal you really you really got to the point you didn't even acknowledge you're like holy i'm you're 24 years old you're just like oh what how's it's like yeah there was a there it's obviously sad like so i i was sad you know i had to get my my sadness out isn't that funny like is that a male thing that's a

Where you have to get away from people to be sad? That's a you think. Really? Can I disclose that story? Do you even know the story? I was on the phone with you. Yes. I don't know the full details,

but I was on the phone of when that transpired. No, you weren't. Then how do I know? Now do I know. Wait, okay. You started to talk. I called you. So you told me earlier in the day.

Yes. I woke up at 7.30 in the morning. Great day. I was in my son room with my girlfriend. I get a text from my dad. Hey. we're gonna go we scheduled the appointment we're gonna go and put them out now oh and I said I said wow that sucks and so you get that initial sadness right you're like oh well but but you're prepared

for the 80 yeah yeah let's so whatever he's past 80 but then but just through the day you just kind of think about it more and think about it so as the day was going on I was getting sadder and to the appointment time I was it was bad but yeah go ahead okay so wait we're talking about this one or we're talking about what you did for your sadness what I did for my sadness okay so I called so he told me early in the morning and I was very you know me I was like oh man I'm sorry bud yeah and he was trying to immediately make jokes to to mask his sad he said oh it's whatever broad news coming anyway we got big day of work ahead of us what are you about to do right now and I'm like hey your dog's dead man you know let's talk about it let's open up a little bit he goes

yeah I'll talk to you later so then a couple hours later I don't know if he called me or I called him and he's in his car I'm like okay you're out doing something he goes oh no no he's like I had to cry bad he's like I needed to cry but he was like I couldn't let Sarah see it or that BJ. I'm not worried about CJ singing. First of all, we'll talk about them on the Patreon exclusive. He goes out of that room an hour a day.

But he's like a prisoner in that room. Like, I don't see him anymore. There's going to be a wellness check. It's so strange. There's going to be a wellness check. It's so, like, Sarah literally asked me,

she's like, do I need to go check on him? And I'm like, oh. No, don't do it. Yeah, you're going to catch wherever he got. Yeah. Give it to you. So he left his house. He said, I drove away simply to cry,

get it all out and drive back so Sarah couldn't see. It's not even so Sarah couldn't see. What is it for? No, because I cried in front of Sarah that night. But it was, it was, I think it's just a me thing.

It's like, I don't want to, it makes it worse when people are all on you being like, oh, I'm so sorry, you, you don't be sad for me. You don't,

you're not really sad. Okay, they're not like, they're not going to go home and think about it again, but in the moment, but in the moment. So just let me get my,

so I sat in a target parking lot for about an hour, and I, boy, I, oh, I just ripped and ran. Oh, yeah, it took a while. I was like,

And it was one of those things that makes you more mad that you can't get over the sadness. Oh, oh. So that's true. I was like this. Still! You go, I was just more mad that I was still sad. Stop crying! Yeah, and so I eventually got over it.

The tears stopped. I made sure the redness got out and so I was like, I need to do something to make me feel better. So I went in to Target and I bought three WWE belts. Two of them already had. So I bought three. Just so I just need to feel something. You're so unreal. You bought shit!

You already had. What emotion did that... I don't know, I just needed something. You were like, swipe it! You go, dogs, dead, cards not! I want it all! Yeah. I want it all.

That scared the shit out of me. Oh my god, dude, he does it every time. He's got to stop doing that. Walk in with... He's got to stop doing that. Walk in with the volume. It's Dariel. It's Dariel. He walks in like a...

Oh, I almost said something that could have got me off the internet forever. What a... No. I was going to say he walks in like a ninja, which is very, very appropriate. Ninjas are no for their stealth, right? Yeah. What else you say no for?

Now, if you say it quick enough and with a little bit of southern twang, it sounds like we're not in the same time we are right now. But in all seriousness, I'm sorry about Malcolm. No, it's okay. I mean, it's nothing like sudden, nothing to say is well beyond time. He was not living a quality life anymore, so it's fine. It was why it's it's that's honestly to me in terms of pets at least maybe the humans I have a different thing with it in terms of pets I do hit that line of all right this probably is what we should do yeah oh it's we should like I don't like when pets get just way past like Malcolm we joke he was on broad time he just lived a good life he lived a long full life but like when I've seen some people that like now oh man I'm like your dog looks like a puppet I'm like man that dog's in like rigamortis like that dog is that does halfway through the cat that dog that dog is that dog is halfway through the cat that dog. The dog's decaying in front of you.

Like I'm staring at his spine. Man, I could see, there's maggots on his ribs. Oh yeah, yeah. The smell penetrates your neighborhood. I was like, I don't know what you, I don't know what that dog knows and has got on you, but you need to let him go. Yeah, but yeah, but so I appreciate all the well wishes.

I'm fine. My family's probably taking a little harder than I am. I still need to call your father. I still need to call your father. Oh, no, he's just like me. Just don't talk about it. It's fine. He's yeah.

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Can I combat that with us? So yours was your dog. I have a story about Malachi this weekend. Oh, he's still here. No, Malachi is very much there. Yeah, because the way you transition. Nothing to do with that. Nothing to do with that.

But we wake up on Sunday and we were going to try to go to church. Malachi was being very whatever. So we said, you know what? just going to watch it from home. Yeah. Okay? So we turn on church and he eats his breakfast, lives super pregnant,

laying on the couch, everything's fine. Great. Now, out of nowhere, super onry. Like, excuse me? Super onry.

Your son was super onry? Honorary? Anri? Is that not a word? Who the hell is onry? When they act bad, when a kid, all that kid's,

onry kid, they're, their onry. No, no. No, I don't even should do. English major?

That's a word. No, no. Hold on. I swear to God, am I 27 years of life? You've never heard that. I've never heard the word onry. Anri. The Omni Hotel?

No, not Omni, not Amari. Anri. How do you spell it? Don't fully know. Wait, can we? Define the word onri for me. Bad, misbehave, jacked up on Mountain Dew. That kind of thing.

Wait, wait, what made you, did you just learn this word? I'm convinced you you'd just learn this word. No, I've known about this word for a long time. I only use it in the case of children, because when I say a grown man's acting, Onry, it gives a little weird vibe. So, Anri's... No, I wouldn't say...

I wouldn't go that far. I want to go pedophilic. Honorie. Onri. I can't... I think it's H. Is it an H-N-N-S situation? N-A?

No, whoa. Is it A-O-N-E-R-Y? Honorie is a common pronunciation spelling of the word Honorary, representing a southern U.S. dialect. Oh, so some... Southern... Yeah.

It's an adjective used to describe someone who is stubborn, irritable, disagreeable, or difficult to manage. I don't think it's a kid thing, bro. No, it's not. I only use it for kids. Like, I'm not going to say, oh, you're acting on, pee. You're acting on. I don't think you should say that word.

Like, that's very much Declaration of Independence slang. You say kitchen, pon, cuck, and... You just went through your categories. I just say... You say all that you're getting on to me for an actual word that has a southern dialect. I know. That's very much old English. That's not, you shouldn't in it.

Stop acting honorary, boy! In the big 26th, you don't, you don't say honorary. He was acting, what? Bad, I don't like. He's acting like a baby. He's acting like a baby. Sure, he's all, he's bouncing on all over the place, right? Yeah.

And the sermon's going, he's getting louder. And it gets to the point, I'm actually trying to lock in. He's sitting there just self-playing. I go, hey, hey, Bubba, no, let's calm down a little bit, because he's just going crazy. Right. So then he looks at me, he goes, he's like hissing almost.

Oh, I don't like that. And I was like, oh, by the blood of Jesus. He's doing this with his nose. So I mess with him back. And I go, you know what? You need to be paying attention to. You need Jesus. And he's probably 12 feet away from me, right?

I'm sitting on my couch looking up the TV. He's right below the TV looking at me. And I go, you need to be paying attention to. Instead of playing, you need Jesus. This kid looks at me and takes off at a jog right towards me going. right after I said he needs Jesus. He's flailing his arms. He's making literal, like, growling noise.

He's like, and I was like, I was ready, dude. I was turning to the power of Christ in that leg. I said, you're my son, but you better watch it. It was, bro, it was the funny. We were crying laughing. Yeah, the timing was impeccable. Is that a sign?

Is that a sign? Is that a sign of what? I don't know. Maybe we, maybe we invite over a priest. Oh, oh. Oh, oh, had a conversation with the wife. Can't go on the air. Let's just say it.

I basically said if my son... Nope, I don't think... You know what, yeah. Let's just say that conversation was wicked. Yeah, you had to have a talk. Oh, yeah. You didn't see the white of his eyes anymore. Oh, no.

I said, Liv, I want you to understand that this is real. Yeah. I said, there will be a call. I said, there will be holy water. There will be burning wood in here. I was like, there would be whatever it takes. I'll go by the whole shitty garlic. So I don't care if he's a vampire.

If he's demonic, we're getting it at him. I don't care what has to happen. Can this stay? Chains, shackles? We're good. Okay. There we go. Yeah. I just said I'll go to the ends of the earth to take whatever that is out of my son. She was like, oh my god, no, you need to. And I said no woman, no, no, no, we're getting it out of it. Dude, so other than my dog dying this weekend, I was trying to make myself feel better by going out to eat. Where'd you go though? Oh my spot. I'm not gonna say it but I went to my spot right. Oh, that has to make you feel better. No, it has to be. It didn't.

Because something embarrassing happened to me as I was trying to go there. So I was having to As you were trying to mourn your dog. Yeah, so it was the worst day of my life. So basically I woke up in the morning. I got a call that we're putting my dog down. Dog was dead. So, after my dog died, I was with my girlfriend and she was like, hey, tonight let's go out to dinner to your favorite restaurant.

And I said, oh, thanks, babe. That's gonna make me feel a lot better. So I'm nasty. Yes. As you know, my truck is not clean. Really? Really, bro. Already.

You know that. The most spaceship-looking car. I mean, when you look at a car and you go, maybe, I should clean it. That's your car. No, so my car is dirty. You can't see the floor of it right now because there's grass all over it. Like, it's bad. There's trash.

There's meal preps in there. There's clothes. I have some sort of toolkit in the bag that I'm not sure how it got there. Mine? I don't know. Oh. But my car is disgusting. But so my dog died this day and I was going to my favorite restaurant.

Now, my girlfriend, Sarah, she said, let's use this as a treat yourself day, babe. I know you're feeling bad, but just treat yourself. Don't worry about calories. Don't worry about anything. I want you to have a good drink. I want you to have a good day. Good woman. And so we went to my favorite restaurant that's in a nice part of the city.

Very nice part, yeah. So part of treating myself, I was like, I'm not going to go find parking. I'm going to get my truck valeted. Okay. Again, my truck is dirty. I wasn't prepared to have it valeted, nor was I prepared for my puppy to die. So, so I'm driving. Everything I'm seeing reminds me of him.

I think I smell him. I see him. I'm driving to my favorite restaurant. Sarah's trying to rub my head. She plays high school musical. I'm like, turn that shit off. I want to listen to silence. So as we get to the front of the restaurant, it's the valet.

Now I go, hey, excuse me. Is this where I go for valet? He goes, yep. I go, all right. He's like, just get out. I'll take care of it for you. Now, you know when I'm sad, I'm anxious. Yes.

When I'm anxious, I have a tick, and my tick is to bite my fingernails. Oh, God, yes. So, as you see, I have no fingernails left because my dog died, and I was very sad and anxious. So I was just gnawing at my fingernails the whole drive to the restaurant. Now, I was in my truck, so I had nowhere to dispose of my fingernails. So what I was doing is I was driving going, it's ten fingernails. Now I have big nail beds.

Oh, you do have some big, nail bed! I was gonna say, your finger nails are like poker chip. You're f*** you. I was waiting to put that little sprinkle in, but thank God you said it. Your nails are big.

Oh, those are so big. So they're noticeable. He's like, it's like that big. No, they're massive. They're massive. They're huge. I have massive fingernails.

Oh, God. And so I'm spitting them all through my car, but I'm not thinking because I'm anxious and I'm sad. My dog just died. Oh, my god. So they're everywhere. So I valet my car. We take care of it. Oh, you're so nasty.

I have a decent meal. I come back out to receive my truck from the valet. He goes, yeah, I'll go get it for you. He goes against my truck, brings it to me. And he goes, hey, man, I don't let you know. I had to move some toenails. Out of the seat. I'm gonna bet.

I'm gonna be. He said it loud. He said it loud. There was Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders in the front. Yeah, there was. Oh, shit. No, okay. Hold on.

He said, it wasn't like you whispered it to me. He said, hey, man, you had to move some toenails out of here. He went like this. He didn't go. I had to move some toenails out. And so I literally, I literally, and I'm already emotional because my dog just died. And everything, at that point, I was ready to shut down. Sarah, I mean, I'm dripping.

Sarah was trying to make me feel better. She was rubbing me. I said, get off me. Oh, yeah, man. And then she was like, and then, and then, to make it worse, my girlfriend has a dog, right? And that dog, that dog doesn't stay with us. And so I get back home after I'm embarrassed in front of Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. The valet thinks I have toenails all over my truck and my dog just died.

So I opened my front door after this horrible day. Guess what? Sarah's dog is just right there. I'm like, mine's dead! You want to be next? I literally walk past that thing. I'm like, what makes you think? He's like this, you just go.

Yeah, I was like, what makes you think a puppy greeting me? Today of all days is the best idea. When you said y'all were in the car and she was with you, I giggled earlier, I don't know if you caught it. I was thinking like, you didn't want to take care of ox, so she starts playing music. What if she hit shuffle? And it was like, who let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who let the... And you go, what the f*** the next song she hits? It's like, big dog, big dog. It's just every song was about a dog. Oh my, if in the arms of the angel came on, that is just, just that shit. I'd be single.

No, you would. It's real. You've never been in a funny moment when that song turns on. No. Have you thought about that? It doesn't matter what you're doing. You could be at your birthday party when you're like all 10. If you just have like say SpongeBob on or something, that thing pops on,

that's the worst. It's the worst. And I don't like that. Don't use my feeling strings. But you did make me feel better this weekend. I appreciate it. Yeah. This weekend?

Or this week. Oh, yeah. You're the only one who cared about him. He literally said nothing to me about it. No, CJ's a terrible name to me. No, I've realized about CJ, he's a bad person. But I just come to accept it. He's a terrible, like, I love him, though.

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Now on to the rest of the episode. This is the last minute to talk about my puppy. I know this is a puppy-filled episode R&P to Malcolm Jerome. But I do want to say, since y'all know that my dog died this week, I've been joining support forums for people who lost their pets. No, you have not. No, dog. Now, there's nothing wrong with that.

I want to clear my name. There's nothing wrong with that. You are not a support forum type of guy. No, I'm really not. But you know when I'm super sad or I get super involved in something, I go down this wicked rabbit hole. In the forum, they said they're making a push to domesticate raccoons. Okay, dude, what group did you fall into?

Domesticating Raccoons? Yes. I thought this was just people that their puppies passed. No, their puppies did pass. Or domesticating little forest thieves. No, I'm basically in like the dark web of this forum. So they're talking about domesticating raccoons, and I'm so sad and miss my puppy that I thought, hey, maybe I should get this a try. What do you mean, give it a, you're not getting a raccoon.

If you get a raccoon, I'm never talking to you again. If you get a raccoon as your pet, you don't, you lost a friend. Well, since you're my best friend and you would be at my house a lot, I want you to meet my potential next pet, bringing my potential pet raccoon. What the f*** is that? What is that? No. Come on in.

We're coming in. No, you're not. Yeah, we are. No, you're not. That's a raccoon. Get it away from me. Well, it's not a raccoon, but it is a mammal. Oh, what kind of mammals is that?

Oh, wow. Oh, that's a possum. Oh, it's a possum. Okay. So, uh, First thing not to be insensitive, everything all right with in the eyes right there with that little guy. It's okay, that's how they look. Don't have too much experience with possums.

Her name is Tutsi. And it's a girl. So sorry, Tutsi. I hope I'm not scaring you, sweetheart. She's four years old. She's going blind. In the wild, they only live about two years. So she's about four years old.

And she's old. So I've known, I've known, I've known Tutsi for all of 30 seconds. And I've made it. fun of her blindness. That's all right. She's not offended at all. Oh, God, Tutsi. She's got great hearing, but it didn't offend her. You can tell. I'm so sorry, I can't tell what Tutsi's looking at. I love Tutsi. This is unbelievable. Okay, so now, have you ever seen her practice the art of the playing dead? She doesn't because I've had her since she's four months old, so she thinks I'm dead. So there's no fear anymore, but they do do do that. So it's not a myth. They actually do play

did. They don't control it. They just pass out and they actually make their body and their breath smell like poop and death. So they're going to tear away predators that way. So it's really awesome. He does that too. Sometimes he'll come and talk to me. Yeah. You know, it's okay. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's why my ex said, babe, you smell like a possum. Oh, yeah. You say, yeah, just get away from me. I mean, holy whiskered on that girl. She's got some. I mean, that tail, That tail kind of looks like me in the cold day. The tail's pretty important. It's actually prehensal.

So that means gripper. What are you? Yeah. Oh my God. What are you? Oh, my God. Yeah. So if she's climbing trees

and the tree branch breaks, she's holding on. With her tail. And it's designed to do that. So opossums climb trees. There's a lot I don't know. Sir, what's your name? My name's Eric Brittingham

with Wildlife on the move. Shout to Wildlife on the move. I mean, that opossum's on the move. She is. She's moving around pretty good. You're welcome to touch. Yeah, Kim? Okay, okay, we're gonna touch her.

Tootsie, Tutsi, Tutsi, Eric, that's not like a cat, but Tutsi. You wanna get a touch? Oh, no, no, yeah, get a touch, get a, oh, you can't, you're in the forum, you're in the committee. Yeah, I touched a little possum thing. Can you, if you hold it? Or I can, I'll touch the tail. It's kinda, it's kinda creeping. Kim, you've touched my tail, but, Kim, it feels like me, doesn't it?

Oh, no, that feels, oh. That's a whole other story, I bet we don't wanna get him. Oh, that, I mean, that feels, that is a, that's an interesting, yeah, that is cool. That is cool. Snake skin a little bit. Yeah, it's a little, and it's a lot like, like, oh God, please don't bite me. It's very dense, very muscular tail. She does tail ups.

Yeah, tail ups is a good one. Yeah, she does, since that's what she uses it for all the time. Now, back to the vision real quick. What is she working with currently? Okay, so the best sense that she has is her sense of smell. You can hear her. Okay, yeah. That's why she keeps pointing this way.

She's like, thanks. They're born completely naked, blind, and two front legs. Oh, my two front legs. in about six to eight weeks and they actually have to smell their way up into the pouch because moms are marsupials they have a pouches smells her way up there and crawls with just two legs to get inside that pouch what did she eat what do they eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches oh it's kind of like hey rob she likes fruits nuts berries plants snakes eggs lizards mice and insects so she's a true omnivore she eats everything okay so now oh cam so on that would be me

that's why i got that too every 20 minutes i got it There we go. I don't know about every 20, but I'm up there with you, Eric. But, okay, so now the first half was fruits, veggies, nuts, and stuff. And then I heard you slip in a couple things like it was nothing. You said, mice snakes and eggs. So Tutsi eats snakes, according to you, Eric?

She can kill and eat all venomous snakes in her territory. So every venomous snake you have here in Texas, this animal can eat, and she's immune to all the venom of all those snakes. So an opossum is like a low-key, like a sleeper bill. Like, you don't think she's got. much when you look at it, but she can take some shit down. You can, and she's immune to even, not just venomous snakes. She actually loves to eat ticks so she can actually protect us from

Dirty, bro. And how many fingers she working with it? Oh, there she goes. Oh, possums have opposable thumbs just like you and me. Look at that. Oh my God, she has thumbs! The only other animal besides us in North America that has opposable thumbs. So she can grip and hold on to things.

It's pretty cool. I mean, that whiskers, those whiskers are long. Well, those whiskey, they are, I mean, yeah, that's probably the, that's a little beauty mark, your little whiskies. You know, you have to pet. It's kind of like a little, it's kind of like an opposable thumb, venomous snake-eating omnivorous cat. Kind of soft. Very soft. Yeah.

Dude, touch the tail. It's kind of weird. Very weird. Like, give it a good. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Wow, have you felt that? It's like a, it's like a holder. Yeah.

I've got the blanket here. That's her safety blanket, so it doesn't scratch you up. So put your hand right underneath mine. Okay, so under the blanket? Yeah. under the blanket where my hand is and then grab her tail. Oh, that's her safety, okay? Oh, let her sit on you.

Oh, girl. Oh, you got some talons, girl. Yeah. We're good. Yeah, Kim, you'll kind of look alike. Hey! Not a raccoon, but definitely an opossums animal that is in the park to Texas. And is it bad that I didn't know that possums and raccoons were different until you just said that.

Is she domesticated with you or does she stay at like the shit of your house? No, she's a wild animal ambassador for our shows. She has the best resume ever. One thing you are not seeing is like she literally has thumbs bro. No, I saw it like a little monkey. And she's straight up. Look at that. Oh, you'd be great at Call of Duty.

Oh, she's got you. That feels like Malachi. Let me get you. Yeah, give my finger back, Tuddy. Yeah, no, she's sweet. She's so, she really is. The reason she's named Tutsi is you know. As you notice on this front right foot, she only has one tooth.

What's a toad? One toe. She has one toe? Yeah, look. It's just like a little nuff. Hell of a resume. Oh, tuts. Because she got in an accident over at the, when they were building the

the Lowe's motel at the ballpark in Arlington. Yeah. She actually got mixed up in some wire and lost most of her toes. And then she lost most of her tail. And that's why we have her. She's a discarded, rescued, a man, hurt, and injured animals. So that's why we have her name. I mean, that was every detail in a name drop.

Yeah. Oh, Tutsi, I was about to make a pirate joke, but that's sad, girl. I'm sorry. I got two more super quick rapid fire. Oh, my God, it has a tongue. It has a tongue. Rapid fire. One, your shoulders got to be pretty strong, right, doing that all the time, dealing with it.

Yeah, and holding all the animals that I do. I get that upper body workout. I don't go to the gym anymore. There you go. I see Eric. Second one. Second question, is that our shirt? Is that our shirt, Eric?

This is your shirt? That's a shirt. I wish we had one of your shirts the first time I'm here. Maybe we can earn one by being here today. But no, this is just the scrapped shirt that people donate to us. Oh, okay, okay.

But I wouldn't scrap yours, I promise. Okay, gotcha. Boom. Well, say, Titsy, you can take that. She probably wear a shirt with pride for you guys. She would. I would love to, Tutsi. Tutsi. Hey, so cute.

Thank you so much. Yeah, check us out at wildlife on the mood.com. You can follow us on Facebook at Live Animal Show. Hell yeah, guys, that's gonna be in the description. It goes, Tutsi, I mean, it was an honor to meet you. That's awesome. I like her little nub, it's so cute. I didn't realize that.

Oh, Tutsi. Awesome. Well, enjoyed being with you guys. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Eric. That's sick.

Look at that. I never thought I would, I would give it up. There we go. Tutsi. That's crazy how, I mean, he drowned my hands. This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Let me tell you something. Rocket Money has been essential in my life.

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possum. I thought possums were just baby raccoons. I have bathed in hand sanitizer, the scent of Tootsie and Eric, they're not leaving. They're still very much right here, and it does not smell the best. Tootsie had glaucoma, let me be honest. Tutsi needed some weed. Did you get a little Tootsie firing you? I think I laughed right when I was swallowing. It got really dry.

I'm not going to lie. I was 100% expecting a raccoon to come in here. Yeah, like how do you not get the right animal? How do you request the raccoon? They show, they go, this is an a possum. Well, I just said, well, they did. So I said, hey, I need a raccoon because I looked at the forum, and they didn't say anything about possums.

So I found, like, that wildlife place that's in Dallas, and I said, hey, I need a raccoon. And they're like, oh, we got possums. So it's like, I'm the same thing. Baby raccoon was just a possum. No cousins or something. It's like the same thing. It's like, hey, can my nephew come over?

No, but your cousin can. It's all family. Okay, bring them, bring them. I see that. I see that. Dude. Okay. Now she...

I'm not going to be nice. Tutsi's disgusting. I'm not going to... Like, he's not here anymore. Sweet guy. I think that possums deserve great things. Disgusting creature. That animal was sent from hell.

And I'm sorry, but my God. I was trying to be nice. Oh, I see you, girl. That thing would cause a nightmare. Absolutely. Let me say this. The way he described... he was saying, I can't tell if those things are like super powered field or that they're a mistake to society.

Yeah, like he was like... One sentence top of the totem pole. I can eat venom, I can hang from trees, I climb mountains. Next sentence, I'm born butt naked, two legs, blind and I can't see anything. Yeah, like what is this the coolest thing or the worst thing ever? And I'm not gonna lie. Did you see the thing's tongue? Dude.

So when he hung it upside down for the six times, he's like, no, seriously, your tail's really shit. Oh, dude. Yeah, gross. Speaking of Malcolm being passed, do? We need to look at putting that thing down. No, no, Eric needs to be questioned. Because he said that thing. They survived until two.

That thing's doubled his lifespan. That's like a human being being 170 years old. And that's a high lifespan. That's like a human being being 150. They're shooting that thing up with like life. Oh, yeah. They're shooting that. You're shooting Tutsis.

We can't say that. HGH every morning. They go, oh, hey girl. We can't. That's why she's like, because her eyes are still. growing. They're still growing. But that is a really good foundation. We're a comedy podcast, but from what I've heard, it's a really good foundation. Now, back to your groups of people.

There's, I want you to think about what we just saw and touched and people want to put a collar on that thing. Well, no, they want raccoons. They didn't want possums. Oh, oh, that's right. And I'm not going to be, I'm not going to lie in the break that we took between Eric leaving and this. Yes. I completely deleted the app that I was in the forum with. I don't want anything to do with those people. Those are not your friends. Those are not your people. No, no, no. Those are people that you got to check their backpacks in public areas. Oh, my God. No, no, no, they shouldn't own a backpack. They should not own a backpack.

No, only see-throughs. Oh, my God. Only see-throughs. I'm... I'm... You did really well. I tried. I honestly, I gave my... She was a gross little thing, but I tried. Yeah, I held her and everything. And you did well then for that. You're the birthday. Excuse me. You're the birthday. Now, I'm missing something. You're the birthday.

Today's not my... Today's very close, but it's not my birthday. No, you are the birthday. What does that mean, though? What does that mean? I'm the birthday. Like, you're the birthday. Like, you got it. That's what they're saying now?

You're the birthday? It's like, you got it? No, it's just like, no, it doesn't mean you got it. Like, if somebody is like, you don't say like in terms of you got it, you're the, like, CJ, look at him. He's definitely not the birthday. You. You, just some psyched-dial.

Like, look at me. Would you say I'm the birthday? I don't even know what it is, but I'd say you're the birthday. The birthday? Clock that. I don't even know what, okay. Okay, no, no, but break it down. What are you actually getting it?

That's what I'm, I understand. In my interpretation, you're the birthday. That's a bridge, right? You're leading me up. You're the birthday's the bridge. I'm going on the journey. What's at the end of the bridge? That's the destination.

You are the birthday. What does that mean, though? What does that guess? What do you think you were the birthday means? It's pretty close to my real birthday. So I'm guessing that. It has nothing to do with my actual birthday. No, it could be February.

You could be saying this to me in September. Yeah. You're the birthday. Like clock it Clocket Klock it T body You're the birthday

Well definitely not It's got Your body I'm not giving to your body No T no no No no But if I'm the birthday That means

I gotta have some sort of I gotta have some sort of like A memorative Like a You're the birthday I'm doing that Sure Keep saying in different variations

And I'll get there Like Like oh you're the birthday Oh I'm doing it I'm I'm I'm him Now okay now I'm gonna give you

I'm gonna give you Some people And you tell me if they're the birthday Okay, I don't even know what Bizai. I love Vist though. Okay. Okay, um, let's say DDG. DDG, wicked first pool. Okay. In terms, yeah. Oh, wow. Would you say DG's the birthday? He does moonwalk and calabasasas. Uh, I'd say he's the birthday. Yeah. I'd say he's the birthday. Sure. Sure. Give me another one. Okay, um, keep going. Okay. Um, Pierce. Oh,

depends. Depends. Depends. If you're, if you're, if you're, if you're a same, Mage blonde and you like ostrich boots, he's a birthday. Yeah. If you're his superiors and his fellow peers at work, he's not a birthday. Your son? My son, birthday. No! Your son's not the birthday.

No! He hasn't earned it. Okay, it's a wisdom thing. No, no, it's reputable. You have to do something. You have to be good. Kind of have to clock it. You have to clock it.

Yeah, and he's not clock. He hasn't clocked nothing. He doesn't clock nothing. Okay. Okay. LeBron's the birthday. LeBron is definitely the birthday. Okay.

Give me some more people you think of the birthday. Beyonce. Birthday. Oh, my gosh, she's Queen B. He is the cake. Clock it. Oh, she is the cake. She's cake.

Watch them out. I'm just kidding. Okay. Let's say Hitler. Not the birthday. To some, really. I'm sure to some. Even now.

I mean, to a lot of people, he was the birthday. I do not think he's the birthday. That's wild. Okay. So, okay, then I'm there. Okay. Less, morbid. Let's go.

Harriet Tubman. I'm giving her birthday. Yeah, she's the birthday. MLK. Birthday. Nice. Okay. Malcolm X.

The birthday. Birthday. Okay. Okay. So, yeah. Then I think I got it. Okay, final answer. Yeah.

I think it's, you're, uh, it's hard to articulate, but like, you're the shit. You're good. You're like, you're it. You're him, you're her. Yeah. You're the birthday. Yeah. You're the birthday.

Yeah. Yeah. So I'm the birthday. Normally you would be like, you're the furthest from the birthday. Well, you got a hair. You got a haircut. I got a haircut. Yeah.

And I'm wearing the same clothes you always make fun of. So I'm surprised I'm the birthday. I think that's why it threw me off. Yeah, yeah, no, you are the birthday. I just wanted to, I just wanted to see if you knew what that meant. I have no idea what that meant. Yeah, honestly, you made that up? No, a gay man came up to me on the street.

And he goes, you're the birthday. And I said, Mm-hmm. He said, oh, thanks. Really? No, yes, I was, I was walking down the street and there was a homosexual man. Yeah. I mean, I'm not assuming, but gun in my head.

Yeah. Yeah. Say it. I would be like, oh, yeah, he's, you know. Yes, of course. Right. I mean, good for him. Crop top.

I mean, beautiful skin. Yeah. I mean, the walk itself. Now, the walk speaks. Action speaks out of the words. And yes, and so he goes and he lew like, oh, b-a-da-birthth. And I was like, mm-hmm. He said, oh, thanks.

And so that was the best compliment I think I've received in a long time. Now, okay, now answer me this, though. Yeah. Is there factual proof that I'm, birthday? No, no, no, no, no. If we think you're the birthday means what you're the birthday means, then yeah, you're a birthday. You're a big, whole glass of caramel birthday. But there's no proof of that. You're taking one interaction off a man simply from the fluctuation of his voice that bribute you know. No, but you can walk past people and if you, if they're enough of the

birthday, you can just say that the birthday. They're immediately birthday category. Like you, you got to get to know you for you to be the birthday. So street level, outside of looking in, I'm not birthday. No, no, you're not fresh off the, the wake up. Everybody's just looking at you like a group consensus. Look at you. Birthday? No. Yeah.

No, I don't think I give that either. I don't think I give birthday energy to a group. No, you give like Labor Day. I give like Veterans Day. I give like, I give Cyber Monday. You're the birthday. I'm cyber Monday. Yeah, 100%.

Like, you don't earn that. Like, people take advantage of it. Like, you can't just walk past Cameron Kinney be like, oh, that's the birthday. Like me. Oh, you can't. No, you can walk past the group. And they're all, oh, he's a birthday. Does that, you got to be a very well-grounded man to deal with to live with that.

Yeah. No, but you're like a consensus birthday. Does it mean more to you when you get hit on by men or women? Dude, something about a brotherly love. No, not brotherly love. Like, hit on. Oh, I thought like a dude like, hey, bro, you're doing that. I've never.

Maybe he is more, it's more than brother-loved. You're just not understanding. If I have, I don't think any man's coming up to be like, Hey, bro, you doing that? Especially this movement? I don't think that's just a brotherly love, man. I don't think that's what that is. Let's say, bro, you're doing that.

I don't think. No, okay. Oh, yeah. Well, maybe, I hope this isn't contrary to, I don't know, but probably going to go with women. Really? Yeah. Now, it has to, it ends every time in a respectful decline because I'm married to my beautiful wife. You're not used to being hit on by women, so it still means something to you.

That's what I'm not used to being hit on at all. Like at all Like see like No like the absence of hitting on I'm I am unhiddable Like I am unhittable I don't get hit on at all

No one even gets to swing There's no pitch being thrown I'm just the void Like I am a evernessence Floating I always means more to me When men hit on me Not in my DMs dude I get some wild deems

You get some you get some You get some shit that you can send to the bureau In your DMs Dude Oh that's what I'm saying I blocked like three men I blocked like three men this weekend Because whenever I posted that my dog died

They were like oh you could still get it I'm like I appreciate that on any other day No no no no you shouldn't even give him that No on any other day you could tell me that And I'll appreciate it What do you say back? I don't respond Oh okay Yeah are you crazy

I thought you said like oh I appreciate that but you're getting blocked No no no are you crazy No I'm really morning right now and normally that would mean a lot to me bro you can hit it any other day Today is not the day you can hit it. You go see it's not the day, but you can catch me on Thursday. Yeah. No, I get violent deans from it.

Something has been going around the internet specifically on our content for the last couple of months and starting to creep me out. I don't know if you've peeped it. I have certainly peeped it. Someone broke into my house. Someone broke into my house and stole a picture of me and made it into a meme. Really? Have you seen the picture of me? Oh, have you on this?

I'm like hugging that pillar in that lame plaid. I'm like 11 or 12. That picture's not published anywhere. I don't know how someone like attained that. I don't know how they got that. That picture is framed in my mother's house. No, you literally look like you're in the developmental league of lunch ladies. Like that's the worst picture I've ever seen.

I'm like hugging, dude, whoever made us shoot those family pictures first off to hell with you. Whoever shot the pictures extra hell for you. Whoever dressed you. I think it was my son. Of course it was. No, you're a... Terrible jeans with this plaid, this like reddish blue and white plaid shirt. And I'm like hugging a pillar.

Why am I doing that? You ever walk into a cracker barrel and there's like the old-timey photo in the lobby? And it's like these are the people that invented cracker barrel at the first cracker barrel. That was that picture. Like you look awful. Okay. Okay, first off, can we... Let's put it right here.

In case you haven't seen it. I'm just adding fuel to the fire. It's been now. So here's the picture. This is in every comment section of every TikTok. Now, I need you to lock in. Yeah. Did you hear what I said, though?

Right? That's the troubling part. This picture isn't on the internet outside of the memes. Okay, the first time I saw it, I was like, oh, they pulled it from the Payton versus Cam World Tour because I was showing old pictures of you. But then I looked at the picture and I was like, I've never seen this. It's not me. It's framed in my parents' household. Someone.

There's a rat. There's a rat. It's my father. Someone. Imagine there's nothing. There's nothing value. in that house so all they could do was take a picture. They broke in there

like, where's the jewelry? No jewelry. That's a cam. And they went, oh, I guess. And then they digitized it. Yeah. Like, seriously, they digitalized it. Digitized.

Works as well. Digitalized. That's just the same textual letters. Digitized it. But there's, that actually might not be right before I said that. I know, I just wasn't going to argue with you. There's this one, I don't even remember her name, but there's just one account.

Yeah. It's a female account that posts. it on every single one of lives TikToks, every single one of lives Instagram post, every single one of my TikToks, not too many, every single one of your, it is, you hit comments. It doesn't matter what the video's about. The video could be about us like a depressed video

saying RIP to Malcolm, you're gonna hit the comments it's gonna be like me. No, it's gotten to the point, it's in other creators comment. Yes. And I'll go and I'll just be on my 4U page and it'll just be like, so this week at Coachella and I'll look in its cam. It's not okay, dude.

And that's, I don't know how that happened. And I was really trying to get to the bottom of it. I don't think, I don't even have a face. I don't have a Facebook. Is it on your like parents? I don't think it might. That's, no, I don't even want to say that. They're going to go deep to have and find it all.

It's too late, bro. It's out. You got to text your parents and tell them, hey, private all your social. My parents private it all their social media. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to bomb my mom's social media. I'm going to get rid of her Facebook. I'm going to delete it. Hey, everything you worked for.

All your little Farmville, all your little carrots growing, they're gone. They're all gone. You don't know how to make it private this. Hey, Mom, put this USB into your thing. I have a cute picture of Malachana. She plugs in her PC. Whole thing melts. It kills the whole thing.

You want to talk about a virus? Oh, I'm going to have her down bad. Yeah, it's got to go. It's got to go. All right? Because at that point, the more I think about it right now, there's probably worse pictures of me. Oh, Cam.

And they're just free to grab. Free to grab. All you got to do is find my mom and go screenshot. Free to grab. Dude, that's so bad. It's also unfair to our parents because they don't understand. They don't understand and they don't deserve, but at the same time, oh my God, dude. Yeah, it's okay.

It's okay. No, you look awful in the picture. It's a horrendous image. You look like the child of slave owner. I do. This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. It's midweek. You're tired.

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You brought a marsupial. So maybe you're done speaking for this episode. No, this is about bringing out a mammal. It's a different mammal. If I'm saying this right now, if another fucking animal walks through that door. Like, I'm not, if a tiger. Okay, if a tiger walked in, I'd stay. That'd be cool.

You're sick. That'd be cool. No, that's not sick. That's called Caucasian. If a tiger walked in, I'm, I'm front row. That's a mythical creature. We just saw a little gooey, gumball-eyed possin named Tutsi. No, we got to make a petition to put Tissy down.

Yeah. But can I say something, though? This is me being very vulnerable with you. Oh, God. I've realized I'm taking my genitalia out too early in the bathroom. What? Genuinely? What the hell does that happen?

Like, no, no, I'm not saying I'm not even, my mind isn't going comedic route. I'm not trying to work out the problem beforehand. I don't know what the hell does that mean in what context. I don't know what's been going on with me. I've realized it recently. I'm flipping my genitalia out way too soon before I'm getting to the urinal or to the bathroom. So this is to use the restroom. So you're entering a restroom and your penis is just falling out.

On a good day I'm entering the restroom. But I'll be outside. Like I did it in public. I'm taking my penis. This isn't even inside your own home? sometimes, but sometimes it'll be out in public. Like, I'll be, like, my penis will be halfway out, and I'm opening the door to the restroom at, like, a Tex-Mex spot.

Like, I was, and the first time I realized it when I was out of Texas Roadhouse with your son. No, okay, okay. He wasn't with me. He was at the table. Yeah, he was at the table. He was at the table. We're going to make that clear. No, so I was eating Texas Roadhouse with you, your wife, and your son, and I was like,

oh, I got to pee. And I was like, I had to pee really bad. And so I went to the, I don't know why it just becomes like I become brain dead when I'm going to go pee. And so I was opening up the restroom door and I was preparing to take my stuff out. And I was like, oh my God. Oh my God. Are you like, are you waiting? I'm halfway down the balls and I'm realizing I'm realizing I'm realizing I'm still by the kitchen.

And I do it in my house too. There's a guest, there's a guest bathroom right by CJ's room. right and I was walking I was leaving my theater room and oh my and I was like six Diet Coke's in I have to pee really bad but I was doom scrolling on my phone heading to the bathroom I'm not even halfway down the hallway out my pants are at my thighs cam and my underwear I'm full swinging like this I'm like why am I getting carpet burn right now no it's a genuine problem and I like I understand that there's legal things that can happen very legal but I should but I'm public and It can happen in your own house.

But it's not like I'm genuinely like a subconscious thing. I'm trying to impress people because I'm small when I'm like that. I genuinely do not want to be like this. I was at the mall and you know like Stonebrier Mall. What is happening? And I was like, luckily my back was to the carousel, but I was like really like it's a genuine problem. I know exactly what bathrooms you're talking about.

Yes. Could you imagine what if a guy is walking out of the bathroom you're walking in and you're so like not in the moment like you said, like you're going like brain dead or something? And he's walking out. He literally goes, it just keeps walking out well

and this is the moment I realized it was a problem pee it's like when it became apparent to me I was walking to a public bathroom right and I was dude I think it's the phone

you gotta put the phone down and I was preparing to whip it out and it was in my hand like this and my waistband was being expanded out because I was about to pull it out but I was by the sinks and there was a guy going to go wash his hand

and I saw him and then I realized I'm out and I literally went oh my God and that's when I realized I genuinely have a problem it's like sleepwalking with my it is

it's like walking it's sleep peeing and I don't and I don't want to be like that and I don't know you can't be like that you're gonna go to jail and I know

it has to change I know what can we do to put in practice I don't know what is that actionable steps well you need to know you need to figure it out

why are you saying like that why did I say like you just say like a three times you need to know you're going to said that are you are you kidding right now no I am saying I like that a little you said I don't know he said I don't even know oh I'm becoming I don't know you're getting a new accent you're not to domesticate a posse bit me oh oh oh if tussie bit you'd be seasoned right now yeah he was like oh do another way if you tussie bites you you're turning in a feckna oh yeah you're going straight to the underworld if that little creolee

your bite you. Okay, back to the... You can't do that. You can't take it out. Yeah, I know. Did you first off... Do you... Do you know that if you're naked... Think about... I want you to think about this. I can't go to schools. No, no, no, no.

If you're naked in your own house, and someone sees you from street, they're on sidewalk walking, they look into your window, you're naked, you can... The police can be called on. No, they can't. Yes, they can't. That is a legal, that is actual truth. No, you cannot.

That is actual... I looked at a little. up because I heard it and I would have 25 to life. I said, no, no, Kim, I'm so naked in my house that I, I, I, I, I have my sphincter on the window. Like, I'm here like giving, I don't even have, I don't have blinds in my house. So it's not my fault. No, but it is. I don't have shades of my house. So I saw, I saw a TikTok's claiming that, right? It was like, it was some lawyer that was like, what's the craziest thing that you know that people don't know about the law? And they go, okay, public and decency, people think it has to be public. If you're in your own house and your windows are up and your, and you're,

but naked or you answer the door naked, whatever the case may be, and someone sees you from street view, they can call it in on you. And I immediately, you know me. Isn't that stalking? No. Because you can't film into somebody's house. You can film on the street because that's-filming, dog? Who said anything about filming?

Cam, if somebody sees me butt naked through my house, there's a camera coming out. They're like, it's on the floor. Look, you. No, just keep it. No, just keep it inside. Just keep it inside. Look at that spine work. Oh.

Oh, I'm not going to lie. I was thinking about putting a mean and greet tear on the two. No, no, no. I walk around, is this bad? I walk around my own house, but naked cupped up. No, that's a problem. That is. I'll be naked in my own home.

The only people that are my non-cognitive two young child and my wife. and I walk around like this. No, that's an insecurity thing. I, no, I walk around, like, I become, what? You said, I can come. No, I become like a primal animal whenever I'm naked in my own house. I can only imagine. I literally drag my ass on the wall.

I'm literally, I find drywall, I find drywall and I put myself on it. I can, I can imagine you literally, I'm talking like jumping, like bounding up and down and like enjoyment and excitement, sipping a Diet Coke via straw, yeah, butt naked. Dude, just partying, listen to the weekend. This started as a kid, like when I was in my teenage years. I remember going down my stairs sliding butt naked just to market. That's mine. I just go, I was all that.

But, I mean, my balls are small. I think I got like steroid nuts. I got like big helium nuts. It's like they go somewhere. They never drop. I don't have ball drop. Like I saw this thing on Twitter. It's like, it was a tweet on Twitter.

It was like, oh, when he's hitting it from the bag and he feels balls. Like, you don't feel that for me. You can't. Like, y'all do that? Y'all's balls be hitting them? Really? I have, dude, I have high nuts. Maybe that's why my penis looks so big, but my nuts.

You got a high nut syndrome. There's just little almonds up there. Yeah, and different sizes, too. Dude, that right side would be going like this. No, I was going to ask you, I was going to ask you, does your nut size fluctuate? Like your water weight? I swear to God,

but never big. It's more like, it's more like outward inward. Oh my God. Mine's more of like length. Like, like length of the sack. Really?

Yeah, like someday there's a lot of excess room from like base to bottom. My nuts are just really right there. My nuts are so high they could go on top of my stuff. This is, I don't know how much it's,

it's like such a patron conversation. Yeah, we're having a koala royalty talk right now. It's a lot of that's gonna, half of that's muted. I'm sorry. He said, half of that's mute.

You know what? I'm sorry. It's my bad. Okay. Completely get off of talk. Completely get away from the balls. Talk with YSK. Oh, hold on.

Talk with YSK. Talk with YSK. Talk with YSK. Talk with YSK. That's muted. I love that. I love that. Okay.

Now this, I want to preface this with I was. was not under any influence when I had this thought. Okay. Because it's gonna sound very much like a you know what thought. So the other day, as you know, I treat my dog like an Olympic athlete. Oh, bring up dogs. She gets really cool.

Oh yeah, really cool. Bring up dogs. Ooh. Yeah, it's a rough episode. Rough episode for me. The worst part is that has nothing to do with what I'm about to say. So you just, no, no, it's just, it's led into it. But long story short, I'm feeding Ruby and you know I microwave her food, right?

I accidentally, I was having- So you know grandma's with cancer. You know all about that, Peyton. Like, you know, like, that's the same thing. No, no, no, no. I was feeding Ruby, and I heat her food up for 10 seconds. I put water in and heat her up 10 seconds and make it a little soft. Now, for whatever reason, I was hanging out with Malachi.

I hit three minutes, and I absolutely nuked her food. So I take it out. It's very hot. Smells terrible. And I, in that moment, for whatever reason, I thought to myself, is there ever a time when something reaches like a maximum heat in a microwave? Like, can something get to a point where it cannot get hot? Or will it always get, like say you heat it.

Oh, is there a heating a scale? Yeah, like if you heat it up like a burrito for 20 minutes and then it's, it's say whatever to say it's 200 degrees. You go in and you hit another minute, is it going to 202? Yes. Or is it maxing out? Well, this, it will max out because whatever you're burning will become ash if it gets hot enough. So you can't heat ash.

So it does eventually max out. I don't know if it immediately just incinerates to ash in the microphone. If you burn something to the hottest degree for as long as you can, it will eventually essentially become ash. In a microwave though. You're talking like flame, an industry, yeah. Have you never lit something on fire in the microwave? Hey, when I make ramen, I actually put water in the bowl,

buddy, you almost burned the dorm down. But no, regularly say you put a plate, you put something in there, and you're saying it maxes out. No, yeah, it has to, to the point of burn, to the point, not of burn, to the point of ash, yes. Okay, take out, that's like four or five hours in a microwave. You said for as long, you keep going. I'm answering your question.

You didn't put a time capsule on it. I don't know. I think it can keep getting hotter. Really? What's the hottest temperature ever? The core of the earth? No, the sun. I would go to the sun.

You think the core of the earth is hotter than the sun? I don't believe in the layers of the earth, by the way. Not going to get into that, but that can't make sense. How the fuck do you know? No, there's so many. So we dig deep in the ocean to just, it's how? How does it get colder when you go deeper? You go deeper?

Who's talking me or you? Me. Oh, no. I'm going with you. I'm going with you. So who? So if you keep going down into the ocean, it gets colder and colder and colder and colder, and then you dig past the sand and you keep, and then it just becomes hot.

Yeah. We're getting cold. So where's the cold from? The heat's in the middle. Getting closer to the heat, but you're getting colder. As above so below. Oh, I didn't tell y'all, my girlfriend's brother helped retrieve the Artemis too. He has pictures by it.

He was... What? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you helped retrieve it when it came back. First off, you just said your girlfriend's brother. My brother-in-law. There we go. I was about to say, didn't know she had a brother-in-law.

So the girlfriend's brother-in-law was on, like, boots on ground helped retrieve Artemis 2. Like, not like from the station. They put it on his ship, yes. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who the f-I's Captain Kirk guy?

His info. Well, yeah, don't. But yeah, he's on his ship. they, um, now when you say ship? Like a spaceship? Or a boat? Where did Artemis 2 land?

It landed in the water. So what kind of ship do you think I'm talking about you stupid? Artemis 2. Spaceship that just went around the moon. So when I said retrieve, where do they retrieve it from? But you could be talking about the spaceship. Artemis 2 is what I said. And where did it land, Cam?

It landed in the water. So context clues, what ship am I talking about? Artemis 2, which is what? Kim, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? Artemis 2, they had a launch, a little pod. Yes, the thing that the- Is that not a part of the spaceship?

They retrieved on his ship. His ship retrieved Artemis 2. That's what I said, and he only said he has a ship? No, you did. You did, you did say that. Give me 10 push-ups. You can't do it. I can easily, I can definitely do 10-push-ups. Do it on the couch?

Do it on the couch? Yeah. What do you have you climb the wall next? What is this? Do it on the couch? Yeah, do it. Reverse twerk push-ups. What kind of shit are we running here?

Reverse twerk push-ups. Yeah. No shot. You do ten push-ups. I'll do ten push-ups. I can't. The camera can't see us do push-ups. Oh, watch your feet.

You're doing them like that? Oh, that's giving flashbacks of Tutsi. Oh. What a fuck are you rolling your hips like that? No, let me see a little, let me see a little thrust. Let me see a little thrust. Oh, my God. That's so much body.

Hey, I think I saw my ball brought me. It dropped a little bit. I think you just farted, did you? What was that? I don't know. You stood up with, I don't know. This episode is brought to you by my favorite company in the entire world. I'm not joking.

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We love to the rest of the episode. You said you wanted to show me something? I do want to show you something. And I've been waiting for this, boy. Show me. So, CJ, is going to pull up a video, right? Okay. Now, this video had me absolutely crying in my bed the other night by myself, genuinely. What's it about?

Crying. So this, it's a video that relates to you in multiple ways. Okay. This girl, she's a worker at Walmart. And she, God bless her heart. She's a little, maybe socially awkward is the way to put it. Oh, same. Okay.

Exactly. That's why I said, oh, this relates to me. my boyfriend. Okay. So someone, another woman, the woman recording, apparently she has like wings. She brought wings. She's trying to sell her like food truck. I didn't do too much deep dive research. Oh wings like chicken wings. Chicken wings. I was like very wings. What the fission. She goes, yeah, have one. Like a sample. Think of like in a ball, right? Someone hand you with the chicken. Yeah. I genuinely, my piss my pants. So she offers her these wings. Should I just see it?

Before you explain the whole video? Yeah, I don't want you to spoil it. Oh my God. Let me see. Okay, CJ has it pulled up right here. We're about to watch it. It's right here for y'all. I don't want you to read a comment.

I don't want you to do anything. Just watch the video. All right, let's see it. What is she doing? What am I missing? Don't take it down. Take it down. I'm going to simply read the comments.

I'm going to read the comments on this video. Okay. They said, freaky, chicken from the back. I've never seen someone eat a chicken wing starting at the ankle. Okay, that's what one thing I wanted to bring up. Hold on. That is one thing I do want to bring up. That's what I thought this whole thing was about. And no, and you didn't talk about it at all. Oh, I was waiting for the video. She was, she ate the chicken wing from the bone, the back bone. She started at the ankle dog. No one in the history of the world has ever grabbed a chicken wing.

Yeah. She put the whole bone in her mouth and pulled out. No, I've seen that, but I just, I haven't seen it from that position on that type of wing. Oh my God. What is your, how do you eat a wing? Because you're white, so it's very hard for you to be involved in this conversation. No, it is not. I grab that ankle. Cam, Cam eats the skin off the wings.

No, I did not. You are lying. You are lying. I grab that and I absolutely mutilate the wing. Show me your, tell me your texture on our. This is the chicken wing, right? Let me see the wing technique. Here we go.

This is the ankle. Okay, first off, flats is where it's at. But if it's a drum, I'm. I'm going here, I'm taking a big bite out of one of the side. Right, the biggest part of the meat, right? Yeah. And then I'm rotating. Hang.

Hang! Mangy! Mank! I'm going crazy, right? Now, the big drum is gone. Now there's a little thing up top, a lot of gristle, but there's a lot of flavor still packed in there. And there's all the little ligaments down below. I typically hit the ligament second.

Yeah, me too. Okay, we're in the same page. Yeah. Mange! Now it's nothing. Real bone. Then you go up top. Now, this is where sometimes I depart from that road.

I'll kind of chew on it like a sucker, like a lollipop, get that little nice, that last old lemon pepper. And then I kind of leave it. If there's some skin I can grab. Of course you go for the skin. You don't chew on that gristle a little bit? I don't like the gristle. I don't like that gristle. It's like chewing on nothing.

Chew it on real hard and nothing. Do you suck on the bone after? No, I typically go to the next wing. You got to suck on the bone, twirl it around, get all that extra shit out there. I don't need to do that. There's 40 wings in front of me. I can get full in the wings. That's like you're like a pizza crust eating son of a bitch, aren't you?

You eat your crust. Yeah. There's no need. That's an extra part of the pizza. That's why it's like flavored and seasoned. No, no, that's a good pizza. I'm talking about the industry average. You get a regular pizza for pizza night.

I only eat good pizza. I'm gonna get full on the pizza. Stop the trying to lie to yourself. No, you're not. That's good. That's funny. That's really funny. Dude, when I was crying, like it's like you are.

No, I can't say. I don't want to make fun of her. I can make fun of her eating wing technique. Oh yeah. That could be judged, man. She started a chicken wing at the Achilles. I have never seen that ever in a million years. That's unbelievable. Yeah, that's strange.

Bro, that, oh my God, that's crying. And it made me think of you for two reasons. One, I feel like if you did a, if someone approached you, like cold call in public said, hey, try my wing, there's no way you would look like gracious doing it either. I wouldn't do it. You'd be barbaric. Oh, I know, but if something just took over, like,

something took over you and you were like, you know what, whatever man I'll do it I would dude because I turned like I'm sassy when people record me San Diego you go San Diego we're coming to you June 21st put that video in right now dude they're making fun of me because we were having to do promo for our tour the White Sky House for tickets available right now dude so we had to do these callouts for ads and one of the callouts was for our San Diego show and it said you're supposed to say the city and the date I have a list bit and anxiety and so I had this one like fourth take of it Oh my God.

And how did I do it? He literally said, first off, it's just so much sass for no reason. All the other takes, we're like, we're starting like arms crossed. We're like, we're like, Columbus, shout out to you. Come out. He goes, San Diego, we're coming to you. June 21st. And we said, we said that could be the 21st, third, and fourth.

All of one. He said 21st. Okay, I haven't pulled up for us. Oh my God, dude. We'll put on the screen. San Diego. San Diego, California. We're gonna be in your city, June 21st.

No, I don't know what got into me. It was like a hip hop, a lean in, it was all of it at once. I've never done this maneuver a day in my life. Yeah. San Diego, we're gonna be in your city, June 21st. I'm the best year captain ever in that video. Oh, yeah.

Oh my God. People think I'm lying about my speech impediment. That is the- Oh, yeah. And watch the end of the video. I had no idea I said that. Tell me if I did it right. Tell me if I did it right. In that video, you're the birthday.

Did I... I think you just need to take a nap before we record the Patreon exclusive. You want to know the worst part is I had high hopes for that moment. I really thought I was gonna get some love. No, but that's a bad thing. But yeah, I don't... Yeah, in the episode, let's go. Get out of here. Let's get us out of here, man.

All right. I appreciate each and every morning of you coming back. I'm clearly... I'm not the birthday anymore and I still don't fully grasp it. But we love each, every single one of you. Tickets are available right now. We are going live to a city near you, the YSK House Tour. is upon us. And like I said, the tickets are available. Look at that link right there in the description. And the other link right there is the Patreon, the Koala Club. The beautiful, beautiful community that we have built over on Patreon. It is massive. There's a lot of people. And that is

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Thank you. Ding, ding, ding, ding. It's O, yeah. Oh, it's an O possum. But even possum is spelled with an O. What? You didn't know possum was spelled with an O? I thought that was people that were trying to be... First off, I didn't want to tell him.

I thought that was like a British thing this whole time. I thought they were trying to like, like old English, correct? And they just called it an O possum. Like I didn't know that I thought we called it possum. They called it O Possum. No. It's not like a tube. Yeah.

That's what I'm saying. No. Every time you spell possum was with an O. Literally English. Possum starts with an O and teradactyl starts with a P. Yeah. It's all, it's all dumb. It's made up.

Yeah, it's all weird. Let's make our own word. Flugger do. That sounds like Flugerville. That's just words put together. The English makes no sense. Okay. O in R.

Honor. Onr. Honor. Birthday. Oh, it's Cam's birthday. Everybody, happy birthday to Cam in the comments. Oh, thank you. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, f***a possum. Put HBDC.

It was actually last week was your birthday, but so it's kind of passed. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it's 28 years old. Getting up there, man. You're going to be a father too. No, 28. 29 year of life. Hey, and I see a bunch of comments people asking,

what happened appears? I told you on the episode. It said on the episode. It's Patreon exclusive. He has a whole goodbye episode. It does. It's pretty sad too. CJ got him pregnant. Remember, one-night-two-war bears don't make it home to Christmas, and we'll see you next time.

Just a little maternity leave. Yeah, we'll see you on tour. CJ, dude. Yeah.