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Go Cam one, go Cam one, go Cam one, go Cam one, go Cam one, give me that meat, give me that meat, give me, give me that meat in between them cheeks. Okay, hey, hey, hey, we got Colos Cam back in the studio, episode 180, boom, green, 180, green! Hey, Cam, yes, honestly, haven't seen you in a while. Yes, you've been a sick. I have been, oh, 30 seconds in me got one, here we go. welcome to the Patreon if you're on there I have been sick I've missed you this is the longest we've been away

from each other because we spent like three months on the road together every day we did come in and recording right when we get home come and touch your kid leave again leave again go back do it all over but now I haven't seen you and how long has it been well since you came down

with your femelda hi myhotis we're going to call it the jovid just in case it's still the jovid since you came down with the Jovan. I think it's been since a full week, around a full week. Isn't that crazy that a full week away from each other feels like prison? It does. It does. I was very sad. I almost wrote you a handwritten letter, but then I started, my hand started cramping severely. And you're like, holy shit, it is a digital world. I said,

what is this? I was like, oh my God, I haven't written in a minute. That is crazy you just said that, because I had to go to the doctor, right? Because I was sick and I was like, I haven't been sick at a minute, but it was one of those six. Normally I could just ride it out. Yeah. Take a little too much day quill. Take a long nap. Yeah, too much day quill for comfort.

Go lay down. Feel all right. Wake up. It's like Thursday afternoon. You went to bed like Monday night. You're just like, holy shit. But I had to go to the doctor, and I walked into the doctor, and they asked me, hey, you didn't check in online. I said, didn't know I had to.

You should have sent me some more emails. But they're like, you got to fill out this new patient intake form. And I said, I'm fine. Doing that. I thought you meant, No, I'm fine. I'm like, I'm not. I'm Peyton.

Yeah, I am your patient. Take me back. I'm Peyton and I'm sick. Yeah. Fix me. They give me this paper. I start writing. Oh, man.

I literally forgot how to write things down. Immediate arthritis. It's not even the pain of it because, yeah, I felt that. But genuinely in my brain, I was like, I don't remember how to properly write. I swear to God. I told the old hag across the desk. I was like, hey, ancient. I was like, hey, you relic.

I haven't written things down in a while. You got an iPad for me? Calling a grown woman a relic is that might be the funniest thing that I have heard since you have been back. Holy hell. I wanted to ask her what her resale value on eBay would be. She's so goddamn old. I can ship you to PSA.

If I even get a nine out of you, I'm getting coin. Let alone I get a gym mint 10. Bro, but I haven't written anything down in so long, and it's crazy that I haven't realized it. Bro, the exact same thing happened to me. What the fuck? You go, that I haven't realized it. The literal same thing happened to me. I went and got a new gym membership by your house.

So, congratulations. The chronicles of all the boys starting to lift again. We'll be coming back to you soon. You'll see on some stories. We're going to get a couple. We're going to get some things going. A little project's moving. Robbie, stop filming strangers in the gym.

I've been strangers? No, but it's a funny thing to put it on your jacket. He goes, wouldn't put it past you. But. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Anyway, say the fact that I, the fact that my first sign in is via touchscreen iPad, take a picture from it, send it to space and back.

I'm good to work out. The next day, she hands me a literal postcard, like a voucher. Yeah. And I go, man, you're on a MacBook. Yeah. do this via docu sign. She was, no, we really like to keep a pin to paper here. I go, really? Really? 2025, this gym's four months old. Pinned a paper. You got a filing cabinet or something? So I'm filling it out. And I, you not.

Maybe two or three times audibly, I go, I'm sorry. You're not going to be able to read that. I was like, what is, I'm like, what is going on here? I don't. And I said, I probably have not touched a pin outside of a Sharpie in the last, like, legit four months. Genuinely, in the comments, I want to know, because I know a lot of y'all are in high school and, like, college and stuff, and some of y'all aren't, y'all are old, but y'all have real jobs. I want to know the last time y'all have written something down, pin and paper. It is, it is, like, it's staggering how, it's like, it's like writing a bike. You're never going to fully lose it, but you're not as confident. Like, if I had to go write, like, a full page essay right now, yeah.

Oh, it'd be rough. I think mine would be slanted. Mine would be, like, this guy's cock-eyed for sure. Even with the lines, I always go a little up to the right. I don't know what that is. Yeah, I think it adds artistic flavor. I've always wanted to add artistic flavor in my essays. I would write, like, cat a corner on mine.

No, you wouldn't. Oh, 100%. But back to the doctor's office. When's the last time you've been to the doctor, Cam? Probably like three years. Oh, shit. I don't, I don't. Oh, for the hemorrhoids that popped?

No. I remember about three years ago, you had a bloody stool. No, I just got the TikTok shop cream and got rid of it. You used TikTok shop cream. cream for your hemorrhoid and how and how are you being for for sure are you serious no no if you buy any any kind of topical cream if you're on ticot shop you are asking for a lifelong disease this guy bought a $30,000 boogadi off tic top shop it was made of foam wait that's a real thing that happened though there's a real document there's a real document

minute thing. He spent 30 grand on a Bugatti on TikTok, and it was made of foam. Wait, is this on? Like, he has video proof of this. His friend picked the entire car up with two hands. There's no engine, no mechanical, no steel. It's foam. Okay, I need to know the whole breakdown of this. First of all, this guy has so much expendable income. It's been 30 bands on TikTok shop. Yes, it does. Because I can buy a king-sized bed for $24. Yeah, 100%. And especially with a coupon, I might get it for eight. every time I get on every single time I get on TikTok shop or TikTok it's like do you want $70 off? I'm like no and then one day I clicked it

I see a lot of cool shit didn't pull the trigger but I'm like they are bro they are persistent dude but it's so weird I don't know if my bank's a little partial but they do not let me buy anything on TikTok shop

like they're like ooh can't read those numerals they go no we've already had too too many headaches with you Mr. Hart we're not gonna let you do that they're like we already let you do those blue page subscriptions every month you can't go a TikTok shop.

There's only certain things I can do. And, sir, according, you went, you said you were sick last month, right? Yes, ma'am. Yeah, we see 13 new subscriptions. Holy shit. You go, yeah, didn't leave the bed for a while, Deborah. Sorry about that one. Don't worry, they'll cancel the 28th.

No, the way they get me is the DM messages. Robbie? Yeah. Oh, sorry. We like to support small businesses. Single moms. We support single moms and black-owned businesses. That is where I strive.

Wow. Back to TikTok Shepers. Okay. The fact that he's been 30,000. Oh, back to the TikTok shop. Dude, we are an ADHD podcast. Oh, my God, I love it. The fact that he was hughlin.

Sorry. Now, for a second. My grandma's called me a hougalin one time, and my mom slapped him. I feel if three letters were interchanged and kind of swathed. that could have been a, that could have been a slur. Yeah, now I feel like we get a good editor on that. They can make you say something. Oh, put that in reverse 2X speed.

I might be cursed someone. But how the hell can this guy go to TikTok shop? First of all, if you have the money to buy a Bugatti online, yeah. Why are you going to TikTok shop to buy it? I believe it was an experiment. Like, I think he knew he was not getting a literal, Bugatti Shiron through TikTok

Cause don't those even cost What is it Shiron? Doesn't matter. Don't they cost like $300,000 regardless? Yeah. So why the hell? So he knew. He knew he wasn't getting an actual Bugatti

But he was like $30,000 car. I don't know. Is this going to be a Civic? And they just like wrapped it as a Bugatti. Like what is it going to be? I want to go. I want to play with this from the thought process that he didn't know that it was a fake Bugatti.

Oh my God. So imagine he's like, oh. I got a good deal on this Bugatti of TikTok shop. Bro. $30,000 uses Apple. crazy yeah I want to know the moment and how they delivered it oh dude

it came it came on like a palette like a whole like it was a outside of looking in it's that's a car yeah it came on a palette like triple quadruple wrapped up saran wrapped cardboard around the whole thing and like he was having to use a box cutter get through plastic bubble wrap everything

and then he gets to it and the wheel he goes this isn't a real wheel and he goes all right you know no no we're not going to start here we're going to go to the front of the car and he's cutting the plastic off, he's like, Bugatti's a very, very specific front bumpers. And he gets it off, and it's literally a fake plate that says, Bugatti. And he goes, this is not a Bugatti. He goes, I don't even think this. Oh, my God, is there an engine in this car? He can't get under the car.

He takes his phone on recording, slides it under the car. It is hollowed out foam. Like, literal, like when you buy a PC case, the foam around it. That's what it is. For 30 bands. 30 great. Whoever selling that just had the best year of their life. They're like, this is my moment. I would literally close my POS. I'd close the whole shop right there. Take that 30, cash it out, and then go restart under a different name. Say the podcast gets more successful, right? God willing, right?

And you know I have the expendable income to get you a Bugatti. No. If I even hear, bro, this came from T-Mood. This came from TikTok shop. No, no, no. No, I just tell you, hey, Cam, I got you a brand new car. I got you a Bugatti. It's outside right now.

I don't even tell you it's from TikTok shop. How? and then you're but you know that it's a possibility that I could afford to get you that is true how upset would you be if you go outside and you see a foam bugatti dog I wouldn't talk to you I wouldn't honestly and I don't I'm not owed anything yeah so it's not like but I would I would probably I would probably be so mentally messed up because for a hot second I'm like holy he got me a car yeah not only a car he got me a Bugatti oh my god like I don't deserve this out all these they're just going to flush and then I go and it's foam yeah and I turn and you're just like

this. I would, I'd be very hurt. Yeah. Very, very hurt. Dude, something really hurt me. I'd probably, I'd probably key your car. Oh, okay. Like, your real car. Like, I'd probably take a real key to your real car. Nothing for them and key that. I think I said this on the podcast. I used to have, I used to, like, borderline key my dad's car. What? My dad's Ford Expedition, all black, and I used to borderline key it. Like, I would get his, because I figured out what keying a car was, I think from Carrie Underwood or something. And I dug my And I dug my key Into the side of his

Pretty little souped up Four-wheel drive Carmed my name Into his letter Seat Highada Yeah Copy right

I used to like He used to key your own father's car What are you talking about? Yeah so I'd get his key And like walk past it but like super lightly to where I was basically just like a little bit

of with the key on the driver's side and I was here to go but that was it I need to know what age this was oh dude probably like eight eight years old something like that joke

but I'm okay at eight years old to fill your fun meter you were keying you're vandalizing your father's vehicle and I guarantee once the E wasn't doing it

for you'd be like Hachoo! Yeah, no. Turned to Zorro. The most damage, and I've always been like this. I've always been like damage. Like I want to fuck.

I've always been a rock star. No, I'm a genuine rock star. So that's just what it is. Can we talk about that? In your mind, rock star equals destroying things. Yes.

That's old-fashioned rock star. Yes, name one legendary rock and roll group or rock star that hasn't trashed something. That's what they do. But that is, but when they're there, sure. When you reach rock star,

status. Oh, by the time y'all, this comes out, I just saw Youngblood yesterday, by the way. The newest rock star, yeah. Oh, that's sick. It's fine. Oh, yeah. That's far. That's far. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. We turn to some funny places for support, but not everyone is a therapist. Not everyone is the one. Find your right match with better help. We've all done it before. Turning to our barista, hairdresser, or random stranger in the bathroom. for life advice. Instead, get guidance from a licensed therapist online with BetterHelp. BetterHelp has been helping people find their match for over 10 years and have a 4.9 rating out of

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That boven might be making a second appearance. But Speaking of things that broke my heart This sweet. What I was talking about right here? That's not doing there. For real. No one,

we weren't talking about heartbreak. We were not talking about breaking your heart. Yeah, I know. So where are you? No, I think you're not alright, bro. No, you're not alright. You're not okay. You said, speak about things that break my heart.

No one said anything we were talking about love. You're talking about your dad's whip. I think I blinked and saw my eyes. He's been on my mind. No. Ritual, ritual, get it out. No, but I've always had this thing with her. I know whenever she's in bed with somebody else.

Like, I feel it, dude, and I know it's better than me. No, you don't. You can't feel that. so much easier to be better than me. If you can go past 45 seconds, you got me beat. Dude, I don't know what happened. I used to be so good.

Dude, I used to have the endurance of like a cheetah in the middle of a pride hunt. Dude, I would be like, I felt like a gymnast. Dude, I swear.

And now it's like, like I used to feel like Phelps. Like 2012 Phelps. And I'm like, if you breathe on my neck while we're doing... Oh my God, if you say, if you,

if Olivia says one, one just a little whisper. Positive happiness. Oh my God. God, one positive affirmation. I'm just like, ah! I mean, it's...

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Dude, it is... No, I don't know what it... I'm not mad at the slow... at the quick game, though. Oh, I'm not either. I'm not either, but in new relationships, like, I have...

Now, that would be a fear of mine. If I was dating on the market, that's an honest fear. And I'm so... You know, you deserve so much more. I don't, I, I said, I'm saying, I can't let you do this. No, I have you. He said, he said, I, he said, I, you deserve so much more, I'm sorry.

No, no, no, I'll literally, afterwards. I mean, hold on. I say, like, you really, perfect. You deserve so much more than me. You're, you're, you're like, being. eating up sweat you're tired she's like this you're caressing your body it's like you're sweating she's there like this I go to sleep all here is mm-hmm no Patreon

Robbie loves it I love it oh yeah yeah I was like you come on I can't let you dude no the uh I excused myself one time after like a record-breaking performance I swear to God I swear to God Wait, you finish the act quickly And excused yourself Yeah What is that mean?

We both Well, God, my son's gonna watch this Okay Now, meet Now is he No, no, no No, it's pre, it's just pre his life For him

What is it? What is this? To get him here Was him? No, that had to been a good night Oh, okay, good, good, That had to been a couple minutes Good, see, at least a couple minutes

You don't have to worry about it, Malachi A couple minutes Now I think I was there then I actually think you were too I think we told you to get out oh no yeah that was raunchy

those were raunchy back in the back my god my rooms were like boof afterwards okay cam I'm sorry this is this is if y'all like this

you all got to go over to the Patreon oh my god so basically we me and Olivia finished the act and without getting to whatever we were both pleased okay so

that's ideal that's ideal that's ideal both pleased now I go I go to grab a rag no now just wait

now I go I go grab that right and now it is very important when you're done is to urinate right everyone's told you go go pee

right so I let my beautiful bride I go you use our bathroom now I grab my phone and I go to the other bathroom and I was so in my head about the performance

that I sat there and began to play Clash Royale and I literally sat on the toilet butt naked still a little bit downstairs and I pee and I stayed in there

for about 15 minutes to just allow her to reflect on whatever she needed to quadruble the time use man in the band And quadruble 15 times long. It was one minute there,

15 minutes class per hour out. I leveled up 100 trophies in the same amount of time that I pleased my wife. And then I came back to the bed and she was like, what the hell were you doing? And I said,

I really just wanted to give you a minute. I thought you deserved better and I wanted to give you some space. She goes, what are you talking about? I was like, no, seriously. I don't know what was into me.

I guess I missed you real bad. And I'm sorry. She goes, shut up and getting back. And that is why she's a keeper. And being married is different, bro. That's what I think anybody that, like, there's a lot of lore about me. A lot of people that want that experience.

And I'm telling you, that's not what you're going to get. Like, whatever you fantasize in your head think 10 times worse. Like, it's not, I'll be breathing hard as shitless. You're going to be butt naked like this. punched over. There's like sweat down your happy trail. Gross, man. All right.

Robbie. Oh, my God. What the hell? We're going to get demonetized now. I saw the sensitive need on you. Now, now let's reel it back. No, can we not do this talk anymore? No, no, it's real back.

It's about love. Nothing about that, though. No coitus. Okay. Now, this is a genuine, this is a good question for you. Yeah. Okay. So, in your week of absence,

me and my wife were talking about old things that used to happen in her date, life and my dating life. It was honestly a beautiful night. Just we're talking about yours the last 14 seconds. Correct. It's a very brief conversation. And we, we got on the topic of loyalty tests to your partner. Oh. Okay. I'm not swapping phones. This is a very, no. You're not going to see my phone. You look at my camera roll. You owe me $20,000. What the fuck did your camera roll for 20 bands? Oh, you butt naked. Oh, dude. You but, uh, photo shoots.

some showers. There's some definitely pictures of my camera like this with me. That's crazy. I like the way I look. That's crazy. And then I'll put it in like an AI app that makes me animated. Like a little cartoon. You want to? I'll send it. Oh, come on. You got to have more fun with your body. You've created

cartoon as of yourself. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no. But you're not. It was like, prove it. Pierce was like, proof for it didn't happen. He's like, I missed CJ. And you're being serious. Yeah, and, and, like, back in my prime, like, when I was, like, a teenager on Snapchat, I would, like, take nudes of, like, my chest and stuff and, like, put little nipple rings on me.

Just to see what I'd look like. But it's just, like, I don't understand, like, the problem. Y'all are just not explorative with your body. Y'all have the thoughts, and then you feel real bad about yourself. I have the thoughts. No. I don't. I explore plenty without taking pictures.

What? Oh, my God. TJ, please turn that out when he said that. Okay, sorry, I derailed this. Loyalty test. Loyalty test. Okay. This is a very important question.

Do you think it is acceptable for a partner to make an anonymous account and DM their partner to test their loyalty? Yes, 100%. 100% that's okay. You're out of your mind. Yes. You're out of your mind. What caused, say I'm the person that created the account. Sure.

caused you to make me want to go make that account and test your load too? That does not matter. That is because, yes, it does matter. No, because you're being old, you are, that you are being manipulative and intentionally lying. Okay. That is, that is already offer it bad. Have you seen the guy on TikTok that you can pay him to DM your girl? What? Yeah, you see him that the light skin dude. What a beautiful business. Yeah. Oh my God. Now, he seems like the biggest dude in the world. Oh, but like, you can pay him to DM you, because he has a good following, he's a semi-attractive looking dude. You can pay him to DM your girl and like, he'll send you the screenshots back of what happened.

Okay, so is that worse to just get somebody else to do it or just go and do it yourself? I think they're the exact set. That's the same boat. I've done it before. Peyton. I have so many different accounts. So not only do you agree with that, you've literally done this. Yeah, in high school, I'm 26, so no, not anymore.

So in your current state, no, obviously maybe you wouldn't do it, but you still stand on the fact that you agree with it. That's fine. Yes, I think it's okay. I don't, that's not bad. To make a fake account and hit your part, your own partner. Like, you are currently with this person. Yeah. To hit them and try to get them to be mischievous.

Isn't bad? That is, like, crippling self-insurity. Yes. Why do you get pushed to that point? That's what I'd ask my partner. Why did you push me to get to this point? Okay, what if they're, okay, let's see. To roleplay with this, let's say, let's say, you know your partner cheated in a different relationship.

Oh, then you, you, you, oh, oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh. You, you, you should have a spontaneous community say, You're, oh, yeah, oh, yes, especially, but what happened?

The past don't matter. Oh, bag, it's this, bag, it's fine. The past doesn't matter, but the past does affect. The past doesn't matter, but the past doesn't matter. Now clock that tea. You get what I'm saying? Now, now, now, especially... He looks like a deacon.

He looks like a deacon from like an urban church that can wear stuff like that. You said, the past doesn't matter, but the past doesn't fact. He said, can I get, can I hear it from the congregate? He said, let me get an amen, sister Johnson. Now that, now Johnson was my pride's maiden name. Now, Sister Williams gonna come with his thing on hill.

He laughs too hard at those. Okay, but look. Especially, and you know I go by the rule of you lose them, how you got them. Now, that's fine. Right, so say she cheated on her past relationship. She cheated in her past relationship. But cheated on him with me. That's not the case, though.

But I've done that before. But that's not the case. I've dated a girl who has cheated on her ex with me. That's self-sabotage, you idiot. No, but I thought she meant it. I thought she was just in a bad situation, and I was saving her. She was Medusa. Yeah, oh, turned me to stone a lot.

good morning to you i mean a talented one stop it so okay you ever been in a car wash oh i actually had like a real reaction right there i burped when you said that a lot of cucumber i wonder what time my mom turned this podcast i wonder at what time step she said not this episode so she look so your girl cheated in her past relationship not with you Okay. Just a cold-cut cheat.

How long ago? It's been over two years. Oh. Exactly. How old is she? You all are saying it? She's 26. Maybe she's 25, 26.

Oh, so she cheated. Anyway from 24 to 27, she cheated when she was 24 to 27. No, if you cheat when you're past the age of 21, you met it. Oh, is that a fact? Yeah. Is that proved by geological evidence? That's literally in the book of science. Oh.

In the book of Scientology. Yeah, not that. No, Tom Cruise didn't write it. No. No, no, no, it's genuine fact. If you cheat past the age of 21, you meant it. You meant it. That's who you are in your biological DNA.

What are you saying to people that the drunken mess-ups? It was drunk night. They were cute. She was cute. We got it on. Let's take it back to church. Drunk people do two things. They tell the truth.

Yes, sir. And they mean what they do. Oh, yes. Something about being drunk, you do what you actually want to do. 100%. Drunk people, angry people, and kids will tell the truth. drunk actions are sober thoughts from the head of Dennis Quaid

Straw hat Miss Debbie in the back hit us with a good quote Oh bro the god you're on today Oh you need to get sick more today boy Oh you need to get sick more off That's so much is Miss humans. Miss Debbie?

Oh, my God. The part is he looks good. I like the outfit. Oh, no, he looks dapper. I just said, why the f*** you wear that? When he walked in, for those, you've seen him by now, but Pierce is literally a cowboy today. And I said, what the hell are you doing?

I said, you got a date? You got a little nice date planned up after this, taking him to the stockyards? He goes, I'm just going to the gym. Yeah. No, but you know what? I respect that, because I don't feel like enough people take this company seriously. And I was thinking about it last night. I think the new office we go to,

there's going to be some sort of dress code. No, there's not. Yeah. No, there's not. On-camera dress code. There's an on-camera dress code. Okay, there needs to be an on-camera dress code per diem. If you want the dress code, we have to give us an allotted amount of money to buy those clothes you want on the camera. Oh my God. Oh my God. You have so much way. Oh, oh, Man. Oh man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Yeah, yeah. Hey, first amendment on the dress codes. No crawfish hats. Dan gave this to us in Atlanta. Van gave this to Atlanta. She was cute, too. Ted, good morning to you. But, oh, what? Oh, so you know, she was. I mean, she was pretty. That's what. Sorry.

Good man. Honest, man. Yeah, she's pretty. So you heard her here first. Payton thinks it's fine to absolutely manipulate your own partner, go behind their back, create a fake anonymous account, and DM them sexual intentions to try to get them caught up. Now, to close this chapter, you do that. Your partner flirts back. What do you do? Break up with her. You're a cheater. Okay. What if they just flip the thing? Like, you're psycho. I wouldn't want to be with you anyway. You're literally a psycho. I'll be like, all right, you cheated. I could be crazy, but I'm crazy loyal. Can I get a go pay to go pay to come. What even if they did it to you though? I would never, I would never succumb to an anonymous DM to cheat on my partner. It's just not in my DNA. Go pay to.

Go Peta, go Peta, go Peta, go Peta, go Peta, go Peta. He's breathing so hard. Oh my God, you lost all your interns. Oh, my God, wait, hold on. That is, no, please don't. Oh, odor came through. I think there was a wet scene. Dude, dude, dude.

He had... Oh, you're a frog. This is bouncing mentally, physically. I don't have the proper toe strength that should have as a developed 26-year-old. Dude, I was thinking that the other day. But mine's with my wrist, my left wrist. You have a weak wrist syndrome. It's just a left wrist.

It's just a... That's all you do, mission. No, dude, I... No, honestly, I used to... Oh, I can't. Yeah, we already talked about it. Every time I know the act I needed a wrist brace. I'm so sorry about your armrest.

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Restrictions apply. Additional NFL Sunday ticket terms at YouTube.com slash go slash NFL Sunday ticket slash terms limited time offer. Now on to the rest of the episode. Dude, can I say something? It's a genuine problem in this country. Go. God, I love this. Go. No, no. No, no. Dude. Oh, my God. My, oh, my God. I'm sorry. Like, Patreon, enjoy it. I'm so sorry.

My is literally, it's literally in a master lock from my underwear. My, my, dude, I mean, I mean, I. Okay, Cam, we can talk about it more on Patreon. I'm sorry. Like, this. Go ahead and get a wiggle. Wiggle. I need to unwrap them. Yeah. Okay. Now, a genuine problem in this... A genuine problem in this country. Oh, no. Oh, he's deteriorating right in front of our eyes. He used all his energy.

He's at 1 HP. He said, the genuine problem for a massive country. The genuine problem with I need drinking. Oh my God. Oh, no, he's... Oh, he's tearing up. Oh no. Oh my god. I don't like when you laugh with liquids in your mouth. You just become this buck-toothed beaver. Because you know, you open your mouth, but you can't open it fully. It's like, you look like this. Look.

Wobster hat. Oh. Oh my God. It looks like Tammy T. when you do that. There's so many inside jokes on this episode. Okay, genuine problem in America. And I don't know if y'all can relate to this. I don't know if y'all've been there. K. Rob's definitely taken care of somebody's daughter, so he's been there.

You don't have a daughter yet, so you will go there. I want a daughter. Right. God bless you. I went to American Dream. Girl. What's it called? There you go. I went to the American dream

Martin Luther Bruce is like Don't say He goes Don't shed more light on it I went American dream girl I went to American Dream Girl

Is that even the name Confirmation that's the name American You're talking about the dolls Yeah shut up Okay Oh okay Yeah it's right here

I went to American girl All right. Seriously, I'll put that on the screen. Oh, my God, you did. I went to American Girl. Was that a bag of it of merchandise? I bought a doll. Now, can I say, have you ever been to American Girl?

American Girl is basically this expensive doll store. It's a store where you go in, and it's a bunch of like, a bunch of escalates parked outside, a bunch of cross-body Lulu Lemon bags, and not any paychecks. If you get what I'm saying. It's a lot of those. inside that store. Okay. Now, there's this array of dolls, and apparently there's characters of these dolls.

I don't know the names of them, but, like, they all had a booklet, and I don't like that the only black character, like, her picture was outside of a log cabin, and I was like, I, I generally, I didn't like that, and I just wanted to put that out there that I think she deserves more representation. I think her name was Maya, the character. Now, the reason I went Is because It was my mom's birthday

60th birthday And growing up, she didn't grow up In the best circumstances, money-wise, right? So she, as a little girl, she wanted dolls, right? She couldn't get dolls, right? She wanted, and the American girls have been around since Pentegridiol war And even if she had the money to have a dog

They didn't have black ones So I got her a black doll And I bought it. And it feels good that I can now get my mom things that she couldn't as a kid. But can I say, can I say I don't understand the love of American girl? Dolls. I have so many questions. Yeah.

Go ahead. Ask me questions. What'd your mom play with when she was young? That's the first thing. Oh, she told me She had like a stick that she named And then there'd be a lot of pecans That would fall in the ground

And she'd like collect pecans This is gonna have to get muted For the full length But her, she had a dog But her dog It did Jumped it So back, she lived in the country

I can't explain this on here I think you already did Oh, a long time ago But basically it involves a porch And a leash Yeah and a squirrel. Yeah.

But I'm just saying, maybe we could cut that whole thing out. But I'm just saying, I went to American girl. I thought some of y'all had been there. You're the only male that I know that stepped foot, an American girl. Yeah, it was really weird. No, this is the weird thing about it. Can I say this is a weird thing about it? Go for it.

The fucking workers are weird at American girl. It's giving Chick-fil-A like colt? Dude, it's so, like, hey, I'm 26. I'm almost a 30-year-old man. you know I'm not in I'm not in here for me I'm not bought into the storylines here I'm not like this is like

keep the K-fave to y'all I don't want the storyline here right I was walking in and I said I genuinely look confused right first of all they had a miniature door for the little girls to go through and I was like that's so stupid that's pretty stupid

yeah it was a little door and I was confused I didn't see the big door so my opened the door and was like this and Elizabeth had to be like sir come around this end come around this end oh yeah my bad I walk can we help you I walk in

and no they're so nice they're overly sweet smiling not a lot of blinking I don't like that I have to have a blink capita you gotta blink a certain amount of times to me the blink to word ratio

is highly important so I walk into the American girl is that what it's called I you're the only one that's been the girl doll no the store is the store is called American Girl so I walk inside

the American Girl doll store okay and there all these dolls are laid up standing up like Annabelle And they're all in different sets. So I was confused. All I knew is I wanted a black doll for my mom.

I wanted a black doll. And you go, where's the black dolls? And Elizabeth goes, oh, she's over there. That's exactly what happened. That's what happened. They referred to these dolls as their names and she. So when I first said, hey, I'm looking for like an African-American doll. And they're like, oh, Maya, she's over there.

And I looked and there was a black employee. So I walked over to her. And I said, Maya? And she goes, what? And I was like, I was like, are you okay? Go, come on, we can get you out here. So I was like, I remember get out. So I was like, it's over.

Sir, what the fuck are you doing? I don't know, sir, you're going to have to leave. No, but then I was like, hey, I'm just looking for like a black doll, like, you know, African-American girl doll. Can I see a selection of the African-American girls? Yeah, she goes 127. And basically, so I walk over to the doll 127. basically there's all these plain Jane dolls just on this wall and they're numbered right each character district has a different like ethnicity has a different number right

so I just pick up 127 right I see that as a black girl I pick up 127 and here comes the weird worker she goes there's Maya and I said what the fuck and she goes it's time to dress Maya you want to dress her and I said what the fuck are you talking about what are you doing and she was like, well, she was like, you could pick her shoes, and then you could pick her outfit. What job do you want her to have? And I said, I'm 30. This is plastic, ma'am. Yes. This is a doll. Yeah. And then I was like, okay, the only thing I did want to customize is her hair. I wanted, because it's important. It's that I wanted her hair to be a certain way. All the other, all the other, all the other, I wanted to have box braids like my mom has. Yes. Yes. I wanted to have box braids, right?

Yes. All the other dolls, blowouts, curls, crimps. I said, hey, where's the, where's the selection? Cornrows in the back? I said, I was looking at the hair, and I said, where's the hair selection for Maya? I see all the ball caps in the headwear. Where's a bonnet? No, that's crazy.

You've got to stop. Be careful. And so, and so, and so I said, hey, where's the hair selections for Maya? Because I saw in one of the shelves, Maya had box braids. Nice. I said, hey, where's the box braids like that Maya had over there? She goes, it's not a selection of purchase. And I said, so where's the hair selection?

That's all she has. I said, why? She, I was like, I see that one has box braids. She goes, yeah, we had a stylist come in and do it. It took a long time. And then I think she saw my reaction. shit i literally was like i was like i know some my cousin could do that in about four minutes you give her some i look like this and to the point so i went back to i went back to i went back to buy it right

i went back to buy mya and the lady that told me about the cornrows was checking me out and i think she thought i was like upset and she goes isn't it so beautiful how many things they could do with their hair Oh, my God, I'm fighting. I have a million jokes. I'm almost done. Oh, my God. And then she goes.

And then she goes, I'm checking. I'm like, yeah, it's impressive. And then I go, I go, like, I'm waiting for her to check me out. She goes, are you and Maya all ready to go? I said, if you refer to this like a real person one more time. All I'm saying is if you go into American Girl Doll Store, American Dream Doll Girl Store, you will be freakinged out if you don't know the lore and the characters and the storylines. Oh, God.

Okay, for me, for our comedic minds, can you please, please just play out one scenario with me. Let's do it. Okay. You go, hey, I want the box brains. She goes, oh, we don't, no, not a selection. You go, that one has it? She goes, yeah, the stylist came and took a long time. It took a really long...

It's exactly how she said it. You go, okay, well, then I'll just take that Maya. And she goes, no, we can't do that for you, sir. We can't sell that for you. What would you say? But you were dead set. You were going to get box braids for your mom for something she did not have his child.

And there's literally a Maya in the store with box spray. Well, there was one in the store with box breaks. And I literally was like this, I was like... You go, I'll take that one. She goes, no, you can't do that. And you go, just give me that Maya and put this Maya back up there. Well, I know what they would say. What?

It's a collector's edition. That's what they were saying for every little attribute, I tried to throw on Maya. Oh, I tell you, you can find some Maya, some Air Jordan ones for easy. You can find those easy. He's trying to get some box break. She's a collector's item now.

And I really wanted to test how far she would go because there was a, there was like a dinner table downstairs and be like, what are me and am I eating, huh? I really wanted to ask her that. No. Oh, fuck, where it. Oh, my God. This is like, this is, oh, my God.

I thank you for saying some of them. Oh, man. Oh, wow. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. There's literally 20. They're like itching at the tip of my tongue. They just want to fire off. Oh, my God. Let me say one. Let me say one. No, can't, please. I'm trying to save you, but just write them down. Like Theo Vaughn says, I'm not. I just write it down. Oh, but that's, that's, that's, I went through this. This episode is brought to you by Google Gemini. College students. Do you know that you can turn the most complex topics into simplify ideas or hours of research into just minutes. I like that.

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deep research notebook lm two terabytes of storage and more visit jimini dot google slash students to learn more and sign up terms apply now on to the rest of the episode that is unbelievable can i tell you what i went through this week go ahead bub so you know how i got a haircut right yeah this was literally the day we left recording yeah brooks doesn't watch this you got to you got to get rid of them what what no that's Nothing to do with haircut. Oh, okay. Gotta get rid of Brooks. I love Brooks.

Yeah, he's a great person. Why do I got to get rid of him? Is my cut bad? No, it's not bad, but you can tell he's lost interest. No, he has not. He hasn't given 100%... This is also... Oh, here goes care of.

I'm making out with Hector. Yeah, he's a pyramid scheme going with Hector. He's like, for every client I come and you take a five ball off the top of my next coat, when I get to 10, I get two months three. He's like, I get five clients, and then the five clients I get, get five more clients, and then they all go to you. He's running a pyramid scheme. okay so as i was headed to the haircut i had a couple like maybe 10 minutes to spare and i was

thirsty and i needed gas so of course i go to quick trip you're a little hungry too much now i go huh a little hungry i got a tequito i go in pop the gas tank start my gas and i go inside and i like consciously i know i kind of have to be quick i want to get there on time i grab my water grab the tequito pay i walk out this is where she's completely completely hit the fan. I walk out and there's gallons of gasoline. Gallons of gasoline

under my car. Apparently, and I... Now, the only reason, the only reason I did not take photo or video of this because my phone was in the car and the second I got in my car, I drove off.

I get up to the pump. It is on the ground but still clicked into place. First off, like legitimately How does that happen without someone taking it out of the car? Yeah. So someone either, like, tried to kill me.

Like, I... It could have shot out. But how is it shooting? Like, I mean, it could have... You got too full, and it goes... The pump read $94. This gas was pumping for $94 worth of gas. How much does it normally take you to fill up your tank?

35. $35. The pump was $95. There was, I mean, an obscene amount of gasoline. melt crazy. Yeah. The worst part about this, the literal pump next to me, 80-year-old man. This isn't Dallas, too. 80-year-old man, suspenders, he had a pierced hat on, and he's driving like a small-block

Chevy, and he's smoking a cig. He is smoking a cigarette. Oh, he was trying to blow this shit up. And I said, I think this guy was just like on his last day, like his cornfield just completely got wiped. He was going to take this whole quick to me. He's smoking a cigarette next to literally probably 20,000. gallons of gas on the ground and he he had no idea what was going on right he had no clue and i walk up to my car audibly i'm like what the f yeah i grabbed the thing unclick it my hands soaked the gasoline put everything back on top of my car i go to the window wash now this is gross but it

is very desperate no cam the little window wash is right outside the gas tank that you put and you go in your through my hands in it real quick for some water no you did not i had to bro my hands had gasoline on him. You, you, you are disg- I'm sorry, I had to. For Robbie to call your hand nasty as you know you're bad. That is nasty. Robbie hasn't washed his hands since COVID. No, that is nasty and I do admit to that, but I could not be late. So I did that,

whipped it off, then when I immediately got to Brooks, I went to the bathroom. No, you didn't. I swear to God, that's a fact. You dapped him up in the winter. You can ask him. I went straight to the bathroom. Wash my hands. But the fact, I was mind-blown that $95 of gasoline was on the ground. Well, 60 was on the ground and an old man was so in his own world he was smoking he literally could have went like this it was unbelievable wait and i still have no clue how it happened you know this no clue cam always tries to play i'm not rich i'm not rich did you go in and try to get your money

back on that cam no shot went straight to my haircut i don't have i can't just literally piss out $60 under my car and lose i i would i would i would that's just me bro but we're different. We're all different. Pee, you don't want to play that. Pee, you don't want to play that. Play me. Pee, you do not want to play that. Play with me. You have said, you could take a $100 bill, wipe your... Never said that. I've never said that. I've never said that.

You say that for me. Oh! That's your hypo for me, because you do. And you know you like it. No, I don't. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You said I could kiss you in the mouth. When I did a money talk one time, you said I could kiss you in the... No, when you talk about yourself. I don't like what you try to save for me. You try to save for me. Like, like, I've never talked about wiping my ass with money. I know how much of a gift and a at a blessing each single dollar I earn this you literally spilled it under your car and said like that I did not spill it that's the whole point if I spilled it or if it was

oh the ghost gas yeah the ghost gas gang gobbler the quadruple G yeah Gennedy Glovgen he did it bro it was it was it truly was unbelievable I have a question for you now this is this is very abrupt very abrupt but I just remembered it asked me so I saw this on a TikTok $10,000 ticket right right in front of you. You have to spend $10,000 to purchase this ticket. This ticket allows you to randomly, any pro athlete in the world, all sports, one of them randomly gets chosen, and you can play them in a one-on-one sport of your choice. If you win, you get a million dollars. Okay. Do you buy that ticket? $10,000 to randomly select any professional athlete to play one-on-one

in a game of my choice. And if I win, I get a million dollars. If you lose, you just lose the 10-K. I buy the I buy as many tickets as they are. I will literally that's my that's my investment portfolio is those tickets 100% professional athletes like I I will go take like think of if I get randomly selected like Simone Biles which is one of the greatest athletes of all time exactly I will put her in the pose for 10 possessions straight you're gonna taste this hip in this drop step yeah yeah and and LeBron even if I get randomly second lebron well brawn can't with me in water polo no now here now here first off you would automatically lose the lifeguards would have to be deployed quickly here's the kicker right you have to

choose the sport first now that's a problem no that's a problem no that's a problem no that's a problem have faith in yourself no no no no to just see your opponent and then pick against their weakness no but that's what that's my whole thing i was you purchased 10,000 dollars you purchase ticket you write the sport yeah let's say you put it in this imaginary machine and it raised Randomly spits one professional athlete. You can get Roger Federer in basketball, easy work. Yeah. Now, what if you get Miles Garrett?

Now, okay. Lost 10 bands. I'm down 10 bands. But I think I would still take that. I think the ROI on that is fantastic. It's very high to me. Like, I think, like, I've seen a lot of baseball players that I think I could beat them at baseball. Like, there's like a lot of professional baseball players that are like, like, you shouldn't

be considered a professional athlete. Like, you're not athletic. Like, you know what I mean? Like, like, RIP, Babe Ruth. That think of smack couldn't beat me at nothing. Dude, I want to say he drank like a fifth of Hennessy before it hit the point. You know what? He was drinking cognac and smoking.

He was black. I didn't know that. He was. He was. Come to find out. He was black. It came out. And I'm not just doing it because we had to talk about.

Babe Ruth. Yeah. Babe Ruth is, like it's a fucking surprise. It came out. Yes. Babe Ruth is not black. I think he had a little bit of in him. I think he had a little bit of brother in him.

Just because he was tough and goaded doesn't mean. doesn't mean he was black. No, but I think he was mixed. I think it was mixed. No, no, he wasn't black. It says no, Babe Ruth was not black, but rumors circulated due to his physical features, and he was known to play against black athletes. So physical features, he's looked, I think all the black people tried to claim him.

I think that was the thing. But you can't tell me, he got, I'm not going to say it, but he's physical features. He got some physical features at. But I definitely went to him. Babe Ruth's not black. I thought he was. Well, it came out. I think that was black Twitter, but...

Oh, my God. I think I would take that 100%. I would take that 100%. This episode is brought to by Fume. If you're ready to break a bad habit, the first step doesn't need to be hard or expensive. You just need the right tool to start, and that's exactly what Fume Zero gives you.

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Did y'all see our boy Little Naus X? Yeah. Did you see what happened with our boy? Well, not our boy. Oh, yeah, not our boy. But. So Little Nas X got arrested. Boy.

Because he was stripping down the street. And then apparently, when he was getting arrested, he attacked some police officers. Yeah. He's facing allegedly. Oh, he allegedly did this, by the way. Allegedly. Allegedly stripped down the street, booty butt. But when he got arrested, allegedly attacked some police officers.

Now he's allegedly facing four felony counts. So. Oh, I did not know that part. Ooh. Yeah. He's out on $75,000 bond. He's facing four felony charges. So he can spend years in a jail.

Go ahead, because I want to go somewhere with this. So go ahead. Isn't it crazy? Lil Bazucks attacked police officers in some tidy whitties. Yeah. And he got out on bond. If he gets found guilty, there's nothing. Yeah, Robbie's face said 90 days, no bond.

For some traffic tickets. I mean, that is wild, bro. Justiceism's crazy. But, okay, back to this. We all saw the video of Lil Nasak's going down the street, booty butt, right? Where was that? What city? I think Ventura Boulevard.

I think it's in L.A. Okay. I think it's in L.A. First of all, now, if he's going through a mental crisis, God bless him. God be with him. You know, I want him to be okay. everybody's talking about this or that like oh it's because of this happened all that i'm not worried about that yeah can i say something please say something

little na's x's body is tea can i say that he's got he's got a banging physique what little na's x body is coffee and i'm saying t's not strong enough he's the boy look good So everybody's talking this, oh, he's going down the street. What happened to him? He's lost his mind. If I had a body of a goddess like Lil Nas X, you would catch me drawless going down Ventura, too. Did you just say Lil Nas X's body is coffee?

T's not strong enough. Did you just say that? Tell me, now, now I'm just imagining me 4 a.m. driving down Ventura Boulevard, and I see that black gazelle going down the street singing Nicky Minaj. I'm getting out with him. Are you kidding me? That guy. Come on.

Payton, what the, what is wrong with you? What is going on? I am not Jasmine. I am Aladdin. And he was singing that. I'd have been out. See me in that new thing, Dungey Dragons. I'm not going to lie.

Lil Nas X can get a couple dollars out of me. Payton. I'm saying he looked good. What? the hell is happening right now you were so let's just be honest let's just let's call spade of spade you were heavily and highly appreciative yes of little naus x's clotheless body okay so everybody when they saw the video like what's going on with little naus x what was the first thought right when you saw the video first thought my first initial

thought whenever i saw the video is like i wasn't familiar with your game little naus i saw it's like body is coffee what i can appreciate sex appeal i look I didn't even scrolling. I went, what the fuck? I said, where's his clothes? And my second thing was, I don't understand that choice of underwear. Now that's, same. Like, if you put me in those tidy whitties, the whole back is black and brown.

More red. Depends if my hemorrhoids healed. I can't tell you. And odds are he probably had on denim. So talk about a chafed. Yeah, but he looked, but the thing is, he looks silky. Like, he looks so lathered. He used oil for sure.

And I'm saying. saying, like, at some point, you got to let him do it. No, you don't. I have asked Robbie in Dunedin, Florida, to strip butt-naked and go down the street. And we would all laugh at that. We would be like, have you seen a naked Robbie? The proportions are phenomenal. Thank you.

It's not that crazy for you and your boys to go butt-up naked on a street. It's not crazy, especially we've been in college. Now, what would it take for you to get? get butt naked and literally recreate this Lil Nas X. What would it take from the group? What would we have to cough up to see Peyton go, I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin, down Ventura. But the reason I would have a hard time is because my body isn't like little Nazaxes.

Mine looks like a shell is cricket standing up. That's what I look like butt naked. Crickets don't have shells. Yeah, but the hard part that cracks when you step on. Imagine you take that off and you stand one up. That's me naked. I'm just saying I don't like the little alien guys

from men in black that's you yeah that's me butt naked with a cut bro bro you first off you need to love yourself more second off you're talking big game how it's oh it's not hard to do

so why don't you get the street naked I give you I give you Kim there's literally so much photograph and video evidence of me on this tour naked in places I shouldn't be I was literally we have a picture on the staircase of me and you

I'm butt naked holding my old my Johnson and you're on top of me like that. Is that real? Yes, I have a picture of it. You want to see the picture? I'll show you. Was I here for this?

You were in the picture. You looked at it. Oh, I know what's serious talking about. Yeah, you want to see it? Now, you'll see this picture and be like, oh, that's not a little Nazex body. That's a cricket. That's a stand-up cricket. Not even on Patreon is that going to be shown me.

I'll sell that for $300. You don't look that bad, bro. No, I don't. It's the lighting and the angle. Robbie really helped me out. You don't look that bad. If I looked like Little Nazek, I'm not going to lie,

Lil Nasix is a top five body. Dude, he looked good. No, he's not. And the fact he was, he looked like he was floating on an L.A. Street, you know how much glass and he was on those streets? Oh, God.

And he was gliding. Bar for bar with Nikki Minaj. You know how hard that is? Elegant walk, too. I am not Jasmine. I am a lead. And he literally looked like he floated towards the camera. Dude.

No, first off, his body, I feel like you are, you, you have a weird, weird misconception. Like, he has a night, sure, guys, he's lean. Top five body of males is Lil Nas X. Dude, is what you're saying. But you can tell, but he doesn't rush more, buddy. I think that's natty.

I think that's super, like, not even working out. That is. No, I'm saying, but like natural, natural, like out of the hum, like genetics. Oh, yeah. That is beautifully crafted genetics. Yeah. So I'm saying, like, he can literally just sit there and do absolutely nothing. He'll look like that.

Yeah. I'm just saying, I just want you all to understand. understand whenever you all see these things go viral, always think that Payton's not watching it the same way you are. Clearly not. My first thought, what the hell? Where's his clothes? Your first thought, oh, body's tea. Yeah, but I was. Scratch that body coffee. That is some, that is an outlandish statement by you. But I wasn't like, I was appreciative. I don't know. I know. No, no, I'm not. I'm not. And I would be honest. If I was, I would be like, guys, I learned something. If you found desire for Lil Nas X, you let us know. Oh, I DM him right now.

I'm, I'm, I'm not. And I just don't have a desire to. I'm not. And I just don't have a desire to. to. But I can appreciate sex appeal and sex appeal. Now, Pierce, he would like himself in a room and he'd be like, what's going on in here? Sorry. He goes, no, no, no, no, no. I ran into one of Pierce's exes. I'll talk about that on Patreon. It was awkward, too.

Oh, oh my God. Okay, in terms of internet, not necessarily scandal. I think I found myself in my first internet debacle this past week. You're on internet tea? You have internet drama? Very, very, very low, very low. Wait, there's internet drama about you? Yeah, not like on the internet, though.

It happened on the internet, but it was a live situation. What happened? Before we get into it, I was on live without knowing I was on live. On TikTok? Oh, yeah. That's my biggest fear. Anytime I say something cancelable Like in the privacy of my home

I'll check my phone See if I'm live No No Peyton I So you remember I think maybe two episodes ago I told you I've recently got into Why did you just

I was saying for your phone To see if you're on live Dude I'm telling you It's like a big fear of mine No we're not We're good So many notifications That was a lot of emails

Good God Remember how I told you I got into going on TikTok lives And there's a ton of people That have their sports takes And they allow people to come in And like debate them Yeah you watch like

TikTok lives There's like 30 people in them. Yeah. It's weird, but I like it. It's one of my niche. So now I'm not going to lie. I was doing this driving, right? It's my new thing when music gets too boring.

I will go to TikTok. I go straight to the live page and I go until I find it. Because it's like a live podcast. Get off of your phone when you drive. I'm not on the phone. You just said you were driving watching a TikTok live. No, I'm not watching. I'm listening to it.

Like I'm listening. I swear to God. You don't peek? No, I peek. But I'm not like this. It's in the cup holders. Right. So did not know TikTok does this.

It was a live debate. This guy said Kobe was better than LeBron. So I requested a joint. I have 30 minutes left in my drive. Because I've had, this has happened before. You're doing a call-in? Yeah, I swear to God. To a live stream.

You have one of the biggest podcasts in the country. Yes. Okay. Why? Fine, that's fine. Why can't I not? It's fine. It's weird that that's your hobby, but I kind of like it.

Exactly. It's like a little Frank Ocean-y. I like it. There you go. I'm mysterious. I did a call-in, right? and I requested and it said oh there's four other people so I put the phone back down

I'm just waiting yeah now I sh-you-not I hit this part of my drive I'm almost at the house where my reception's really bad so every time TikToks the lives even music sometimes cuts out it gets real choppy here so something pops up on my thing

and it says some some your request has been accepted whatever the hell or some and I don't really look at it and it's choppy and I just click okay put my phone back down there's no audio so five minutes go past and noise comes back and it's not just through the phones through my whole car and when i say it had absolutely nothing to do about Kobe Bryant or lebron james rather apparently there's a function to where if you request to be in someone's live the thing i clicked says some some something

is also accepting viewers in their lives want to go to theirs oh it will transfer you to a different live stream Peyton i got transferred into a live stream which i was accepted in and there was a live a hot mic in my car and on the screen it simply says black people can't be racist and i literally i'm i'm in that i'm in there like i like i like it says de cam kennedy is active in this ticot live and as soon as the audio comes back this woman's going in on somebody it's not me thank god yeah going in on this guy because the guy is arguing he's like okay we don't yeah but exactly sure sorry She's, like, screaming, cussing of this guy.

I'm like, who the fuck am I listening to? And I go down, in the comments are our people. They go, they go, why the fuck is cam in here? And I went, oh, oh, oh. And I was at a red light. And I was like, what the hell? I exit, I canceled my request. And I just set a minute to see the comments.

And I'm not kidding. Because, like, if I get in live, it says that I've gone live. Oh, my God, to all 200,000 of your followers on TikTok. And I just got, like, I just started this, like, yeah, post on TikTok. I told you to start getting that active on TikTok again. Not like that, Cam, don't go about civil debate. Bro, there was nine people in the, in the live when I first looked down. Once I canceled my request, there was like 80.

Oh, no. And the comments literally said, what the hell is Cam doing here? Cam, L-O-L laughing faces. Uh-oh, let's hear what co-host Cam got to say. And to the point, the girl goes, who the fuck is Cam? And I literally went, nope, I closed the, the app, and I went, where you were driving, right?

Yes. You were driving. Yes. So glad that Cam didn't get cut off in traffic while he was in that live. Get the hell out of here. Get the hell out of here. No shot. The things that you'll say when you get caught off in traffic, you'll say some.

I do not say anything. Road race for road rage, you are way crazier. Yeah, but I can say more. You fully admit to following people. Yes, but I can say more than you can say. See, isn't that just not just not? fair well it's not fair you should join your civil debate and talk about that you can't i say it dude it was wild like how quickly the conversation is like actually a hilarious story dog and it literally

was like why are you in here why is cam in here that like that makes me imagine that makes me imagine like say you're watching like CNN at home and you know how they do like the debates where they're like both are zoomed yeah and imagine you like taking a like watching CNN on your laptop taking it and it just pops up and you're on there and you're just like oh oh oh Oh my God! There's a whole laptop on your lap. Your legs are going numb. Oh, that's hilarious. It was terrifying. That's a really good story. And I immediately was like, I got to say this to like clear the air. Because I was like, bro, people might think I'm in here fighting this debate.

It's not good. I'm glad you cleared that up to the 80 people inside. That's really funny. Cam, I swear to God, I wish I would have saw that. I wish I'd just been on my phone and saw that. I swear to God, bro. It fully happened. And I, first off, what a feature. Can we talk about that? I requested to be in this life Well, you accidentally said yes to it There's probably a no one

I'm saying that's even No there was it was like okay or cancel But I'm saying that is Like it didn't even throw me in another sports life Right It threw me in, it can black people be racist? Okay, okay It's okay we believe you

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Bow! This just said, breaking news, everybody. Break news. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are engaged. This actually... Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey... Okay, Cam, thank you. Now, it just got posted, literally from when we're recording

this. Two hours ago. Two hours ago, 12 million likes. She runs the world. Wow. Wow. And it is on her Insta? Honor Insta. It's a beautiful collage of pictures of Travis and Taylor. The caption is your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married. Great caption, by the way. Great caption. Turn the comments off too. Big baller move. Now, how do we feel? And that ring is big. Yikes! But, okay. It's like a

Infinity Stone. But you don't have to say that ring is beautiful and it is an amazing ring. I don't know about like diamonds but I'm sure it's like a prestigious diamond found in the Guadalajaran forest, right?

Have we seen Rinaldo's ring? He got his wife? No. Go to Rinaldo's wife's Instagram. Just go to Cristiano Rinaldo. It's okay. So look at this.

This is the ring. Put it on the screen. CJ, that's the ring that he got, Cristiano Ronaldo got his girl. Now, I'm not in this world, right?

That is Taylor Swift and Ronaldo are in a, in a billionaire's league that I can't imagine that having that much money, right? Oh, yeah. You know, I wonder if people saw Taylor's ring

and were like, oh, that's nice, but this is what Rinaldo's girl got. Do you think people are doing that? Bro, if someone did that, are you talking about her inner people or like other people? No, no, no, inner people, because people in the real world don't act like that.

I'm talking about the internet people. I would be, I would be baffled if someone could look at that literal rock that Travis Kelsey got Taylor Swift. That Travis got Taylor and find any angle to complain about. Any angle. A singular take on negativity, a negativity is wild. But that's the thing is, I think those fan bases are so,

but I think they love Travis, so I think it's different. But you know those fan bases. Oh, you're talking about Swifties. Well, I'm just saying anybody on the internet, that people that are that invested in internet things that don't really involve their life at all. They're going to be passionate about these things, right? I wonder, like, if that's even taken into consideration,

like, do you think Travis Kelsey in the back of his mind was like, oh, these Swifties, I got to get a ring? that the Swifties are going to be like, do you think so? You think Travis Kelsey is thinking about Swifties when he's purchasing. I'm asking you. Absolutely not. Do you think Travis Kelsey had the Swifties in mind when he was purchasing that rock? No shot.

Dude, I think, I think so because, I think because he's, her brand is so big. But the thing I would counter, if she was, uh, who's the other musician that married a random guy? If she was in this situation, Lana Del Rey. Lana Del Rey's man, yeah. This is Lana Del Rey. I got to do. It's Travis Kelsey. Nowhere near Taylor Swift. I'm not saying that. Taylor Swift is in a different realm. She's in the upper echelon of her own realm. She's in outer space. But Travis Kelsey is a literal future pro football hall of famer. It's not like he's just some guy that rocked up off the dock. But he is not giving a shit about.

what the Swifties think. But you, I think you are remiss to think that there are not internal meetings with Travis and Taylor Swift's team. Because Taylor Swift has a team, right? That is almost like presidential. You know how the president rolls around with the team like you're going to, whenever you, whenever you walk out, you're going to wear this. Remember to smile this certain way, a posture this or you got to walk into the car this certain way. Don't hold that because they're going to think this. Be careful whenever you have your phone out in public because they're going to look at your screensaver. Yeah.

So this is this whole team that micromanages every single moment of her life. She, whenever she started dating Travis, I think you are remiss to think that he didn't get a secret service level breakdown like course. Yeah, he probably did. And so whenever you're doing something that monumental to one of the biggest stars this planet has ever seen, you don't think that ring was a part of a meeting with her team. With her team, maybe.

He might have showed the ring first, but when this man is purchasing the ring, I would be very remissed, baffled, dumbfounded if he's in that moment is thinking about Swifties. Thinking about her team, thinking about her department. But if he goes to have a meeting with the team, isn't that thinking about... At that point, bro, I feel bad for him.

I feel bad for both of them. I feel bad for both of them. But that's the life they live, though. That's the life Taylor Swift lives is she's a president. She's a world leader. She's a world leader big. Every single public thing you do has to be funneled. It has to be.

You are a billion dollar. She is Disney. She's a billion dollar entity, right? A billion dollar entity. Walt Disney, ESPN, these are billion dollar entities. Everything that publicly goes out about them has to be funneled through sources. She's the same thing. She's just a person, though.

It's sad life. That's very sad. And I would, I would, if, dude, I would, dude, If Travis thought about the Swifties specifically, just her fan base, in the moment of about to purchase wire this money for this. I didn't know debit card purchase. I didn't know debit card drink. You can't tap them.

You can't pay Apple Pay for that something. Tell you what. If he's about to push this wire through for that ring, and even like a micro thought of, I wonder if the Swifty Army will appreciate this and prove it. Then that is, I am disappointed. So, okay, the thing is. That is wild.

I will go home and get some research because I have somebody very close to me in my life that is like when I say like a diehard Swifty like one of the like the Taylor Swift's Warriors and they're close to me in my life I'm going to say because I haven't talked to them about this yet so I'm going to go home and be like

Oh yeah it just happened I'm going to call them and be like hey see what happened Taylor Swift what is your thoughts? I want to see if any of that is talked about because I wouldn't like if that's what's on their mind I'm sure that's on the people that are

actually like now I know this this stays in pop culture can I have a hot take have a hot take please be careful I like this podcast oh I love it too I would never at what point at what point of

swiftly level yeah any fan base really honestly talk about stand culture bring it to stand culture I was I was getting there at what point does a stand to eight or nine out of ten people become creepy. Like, what's the threshold?

When does a stand of a celebrity become creepy? Yeah. But to like, to the majority. Like, not like us, not one guy's like, that's like a weird way to move. Like, eight out of ten, like outsiders looking at it would be like, yeah, that's not, that's kind of actually weird. I think if, like, when does that happen?

I think if a celebrity that you don't know, you're just a fan of, does something in their personal life, right? Just not anything bad, just does something. That it personally affects you and you feel connected to it, that's, I believe, I think that's too far. That parasycial, like, like, you're so, like, in love with the thought of this celebrity and everything they've put out in their whole discography

or their movie catalog, whatever industry they're in. You're so in love with it that you literally, feel convicted when things happen to that person. Yes. That is, like, that is a different level. That might be an issue, right?

Yeah. I think, like, I, I am the biggest, and I mean the biggest able Tessafei the weekend fan.

Like, he is my Michael Jackson. He is my, like, that he is, that is me with LeBron. Yes. I,

I love LeBron. If the weekend were to say, I, I, I, I think all, like, action movies should be gone.

No action movies. I'd be like, that's stupid. Exactly. I'm going to go watch an action movie tomorrow. But I feel like there are people that are fans of these celebrities. If their favorite celebrity, it would be like, I hate musicals. Musicals should not be a thing anymore.

They would be like, fire the musicals weird. They go light the theater on fire. And they like are like, and they generally feel it in their souls and that's scary. That's, that's terrifying. I do want to end this to say, I didn't want to bring a comparison to Taylor Swift and Rinaldo and all that. I just wanted to bring up a conversation. I think it led to a healthy conversation.

Congratulations to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey The Royal Wedding is upon us Oh, that wedding is going There's going to be CNN helicopters flying over it It's going to be like the Royal Wedding, it's literally going to be like the wedding from Shrek 2 Have you ever seen Shrek 2 or Shrek 3? I don't think I see it. One of the Shrek's 3's.

It's fine. I think it's going to be like genuine like the royal wedding where there's like CNN like having like people outside of it We're just in that Taylor Swift has a walk down aisle And she is in her Tiffany Co. Oh dude. Louis Vuitton collaboration. wedding dress one of one made current market value 40 million on the dress so bad for her yeah because

i feel like she's like obviously she wants like the wedding dress that she like but the amount of i hope i hope that taylor doesn't go into this wedding with like the pressure of like what the world's gonna because the world's gonna say everything about this dress right every little detail thing she wears people but i hope she's like i hope she's excited about it like you know what i now this is my personal opinion on this now i i give it to you you are definitely more knowledgeable in culture like by far that's just you grew up loving it like you have that i would be remissed if you think the actual person doesn't have more say-so no they have a lot of say-so i'm talking about just the mental stress on her that's what i'm saying like i hope she goes into his wedding like

i'm so excited to present this to the world and like this this dress that i've had the top designers in the world make for me customized with the emerald well yeah everyone's always going to nitpick. But I just hope she doesn't go into it and be like, I know literally one billion people are going to say something about this. Yeah. And that's, she's going to have to... In this power set, in this table. Like, there's going to be TikToks with people with green screen behind them being

like, let's break down the Taylor wedding. Yeah. Like, look at this table. Like, that sucks, bro. Yeah. Yeah. She's been huge. She will remain huge. But I, like, the whole, with the Travis Kelsey thing. Yeah. Literally. Like, my mindset, and I know I can't even fully comprehend it, but my mindset. If I went to buy a wing, a wing,

hello princess. Hello princess. Welcome back up for your wing. If I went to buy a ring for a woman that I love, yes, she's a global icon, there's not, and I mean this with my entire heart, there's not a f***ing word that her PR team can tell me to make me change what I want to buy of her.

I don't think they're. Now, at the same time, time I'm not going to buy this like a junk ring or something like I understand like I'm Travis Kelsey have Travis Kelsey money that's Taylor Swift like I'm going to buy an appropriate ring but you can't tell me oh she doesn't like oval cut she doesn't she doesn't want to probably know all that yeah but like no matter what they say I'm buying what I want yeah but this is my wife I think the most it would be like well Vogue is coming out we want this to be on the cover of Vogue and this ring is really good with these people at Vogue like I think that would be the most and I'm not putting

this on them I don't know hey I wonder our mutual friend of because we have a mutual friend with Taylor Swift I wonder if they're going you think so yeah it's probably gonna be massive dude low-key low-key huge or really intimate yeah low-key those weddings are sick when people when two famous two celebrities they get married and they invite the industry like that's lit let's extend this on Patreon because we can go on for we're already at an hour 20 and this is going to be a long episode. I want to talk about this more.

This is a really good conversation. That's fire. Now, I don't want to put this, God forbid, I hope they stay together forever. If something were to happen where they split up, I would pray,

I would add Travis Kelsey in my prayers every day. Like, literally every day I would add him to my prayer. Not for his mental, like, for his physical safety. Dude, God bless. And it could be such an amical breakup,

but it wouldn't matter. Oh, yeah, I won't. That was, Pop culture, Paying in a camp. Pop culture, Paying in a camp. Now,

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