You Should Know Podcast - SURPRISING MY BEST FRIEND WITH A HOUSE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

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Starting point is 00:03:13 I know I got something to say to you, too. I know it's a national holiday for you. I know your heritage and your people are fighting strong. Happy St. Patrick's Day to all my gingers worldwide. Wow. Oh, my God. You've been knighted all right now come here wait is that offensive that could have been on the line i don't know i didn't mean the fact you addressed it's all gingers worldwide i'm not a ginger well i just say i assume that group is predominantly there's a lot of them a lot of them 85. Can you accept the fact that you are?
Starting point is 00:03:46 I'm not a ginger. Okay. I'm not a ginger. I did a 23 and me. Well, your beard isn't black. I come from Mongolia. Nice. Mongolian beef at a P.F. Chase hits every time. That stupid little lettuce wrap. You see how quick I can get him hyped with that food? See, now real quick, guess what? So it is St. Patrick's Day and you're not
Starting point is 00:04:02 wearing green, so insert pinch attack. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow and you're not wearing green, so... Insert pinch attack. Back to podcasts. He's a father. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Speaking of being a father, tell me about it. It's all we talk about with you now.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Oh, so this is going to be a father thing that goes back into you and then back into jesus did you hear me back to you okay so malachi is getting his first adjustment aka chiropractor aka visit small hands on a sensitive back now you can burp better big time buddy wait no yeah no it's a thing it's a thing i was so not on board so not on you're telling me and now i my for you page for the past year has been chiropractor videos i've seen so many of the videos it goes like this okay right there just take a deep breath in you're you're telling me you're taking your how four, four-week-old? How old is he?
Starting point is 00:05:06 Seven, but I love that you pay attention. You're taking your seven-week-old child to lay down on a table for a grown man to go, here, right here. Why is he doing that? He's got the scoliosis on the back. He has a little, oh, he's got a little curve on him. He's built like an S. But I was not on board. it but i was not on board
Starting point is 00:05:26 100 it was not on board i said and then the doctor said do it mom said do it my sister who's a baby fanatic she said do it so the reason is like his digestion and all that stuff right so he's getting his first adjustment today yes after we record but we went in last week and he had his like checkup and whatnot. They're feeling his little head. Put this little sock thing in his mouth. Not too little. It's a nice little head. He is a...
Starting point is 00:05:50 It is not too big. Head is the quickest and first thing that grows on a baby. He's not going to be like his father. Okay. It's going to be my head mixed with Liv's, which equals a regular head. Ooh. Liv does have a big head. But he measured in, like, the 30th percentile.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Nice. I was probably at 97. Okay. So, yeah, it's a good head. Take. Nice. I was probably at 97. Okay. So yeah, it's a good head. Take it back. I'll take it back. Take it back again. Small head, crooked spine.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Okay. Malachi Kennedy. Small head, crooked spine. They do the tests, right? Right. Tony Hawk, right about there. Big ramp. Big gooey soft spot on the kid.
Starting point is 00:06:19 On what part of his, for the audio listeners? His skull, right here, right there. Tony Hawk. He has a soft spot on his head. Very big divot, like a crater. And I ask him, I go, I know I think that's normal, but is that ever going to go away? He goes, oh yeah, 100%. So babies can be born with four of them.
Starting point is 00:06:32 They're typically gone by about the four-month mark. So you're saying that you went to the doctor to examine Malachi. He has a slope in his skull. Big slope. Everest. And the doctor said it's normal. Very normal and should go away nice so my brain was working doing backflips and i go now what if hypothetically someone that's 26
Starting point is 00:06:52 years old still has that undeniable slope in their skull and he goes oh that's not right and i go okay i want to ask a couple more questions so let's say this baby ended up being a grown man a beautiful successful grown man and i mean you could just deactivate him at any given point he goes wait it's still soft i go like a gummy bear and he goes okay so you mean to tell me you have a friend that has a slope in his head at the age of 26, I go, oh, yes, sir. And he goes, oh, yeah, that guy's probably severely underdeveloped. Or his exact words. And I said, oh, my God, it all makes sense. You should have lost that when you were four months old.
Starting point is 00:07:37 And he said, at max, worst cases, two years of age. You kept that 24 extra years. Wait, I'm underdeveloped? You are underdeveloped like a son of a gun. No, I am not. Hey, ask the doctor. No, because I asked. He went to school, not me.
Starting point is 00:07:52 I asked my grandma, the one that's dead of cancer, because she used to always rub my head, and she's German. Oh, yeah. And she says it's a German head. Oh, that's not a German head. That's just a... That is a... Nothing to do with Germany.
Starting point is 00:08:05 I'm underdeveloped. You're missing some thoughts. You are missing... You're missing a couple common senses in there. Do you see how evil you are? No, that's the doctor. He went to school. So you go to the doctor to examine your child,
Starting point is 00:08:18 and the first thing you think of is saying, like, oh, let me take care of... or concern about the health of my child. You're like, my dumb friend's got a little hook too hey skateboard on the head 26 year old good or not good he goes not good you should send him send him to me and i go i'll do that imagine me walking into a pediatrician all hairy you got your big ass clothes on 2xl you look at a kid you're like what bro i'm like this playing on the little things with them in the waiting room it's like you have this you have this new love for him they come out they're
Starting point is 00:08:50 like peyton all the little kids you're like doc you're like bye guys what what would they do though what if you literally got on a chiropractor plan for them to rub your soft spot they were just like dude okay what if they did like try like, fix my head and molded me? I became, like, a genius. That would scare me. That would absolutely scare me. Because you're very, you're borderline, but you're very smart in your own things. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:15 And very not in some others. Oh, 100%. And that's normal. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah. But now we understand why that back end is a slope, pun intended. I get it.
Starting point is 00:09:24 I get it dude i'm it's crazy that your son is going to the chiropractor already because i've always seen chiropractor videos and i've looked at my shape in the mirror and i'm like that bend shouldn't be there like i shouldn't be sitting this way right but i'm oh i am terrified of the chiropractor bro i've went one time now you're it's one of those things you got to do like multiple multiple but i went one time for just slight adjustment it felt fantastic dude does it i just i don't want to touch anything like neck above exactly they can do this one but they're not they're not doing that y strap that's when the people like
Starting point is 00:09:56 and they're just like this so i just breathe phil breathe the guy's like why do why do i feel like I would be the one mistake? Like, I would go in, and there would be on Fox 7 News, like, local podcaster, dead. Chiropractor. They couldn't fix him. They go, there's new additions in the Peyton Harden case. Footage has dropped.
Starting point is 00:10:19 And the guy's like, are you ready? And you go, I don't really know about. He was like. He was just sitting there. I know. I'm in the back room. I'm like, oh, my. Wait, you ready? And you go, I don't really know about. He's like. You're just sitting there. I'm in the back room. I'm like, oh, wait, are you? Bro, pose. Are you okay?
Starting point is 00:10:32 You know I would not die gracefully either. Oh, God, no. You'd be a family guy character. Most people, if they got pulled in a Y-strap and unfortunately passed, they'd be like. And it's like you could just put them right in the coffin right there. You'd be like... And you're just like this. And I'd be like...
Starting point is 00:10:54 Oh my God. You would scar. Oh my God. Scar those people. And I feel like all my hair on my body would go... Like flare out. It just goes...
Starting point is 00:11:02 Like when you flick a dandelion or whatever. It's like... And then I would like excrete a stench, like a gas. I'd go like... And they'd be like, what the fuck? You know, I'm so sorry. You know how they say when you die, you lose...
Starting point is 00:11:18 You lose... Howdy, how's it going? You know how they say that you fart or poop whenever you die? I'm so sorry, bro. I got to change my shorts, bro. Like, oh my god, keep going. Why am I bleeding? Why am I bleeding?
Starting point is 00:11:44 What is happening? You said, oh, yeah. You need to cut your nails. No, they're fine. No, you need to, dude, you need to go to a cathedral. You need to pray and repent. Now you're going to bloody suck. Everybody relax, dude.
Starting point is 00:12:05 Hey, hey. Two breaths. Okay. You know how people say, you know how you apparently fart or you poop right when you die? Yeah. Because you lose all control of that sphincter. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:17 You lose control of that wink. I lost control about four months ago. I feel like I've never seen, I've never seen someone take their last breath in front of me don't want to or smelt afterwards yeah but i feel like in this scenario a regular person would be like and it'd be like you would go and it would be like it would be so and then then you're dead, and you go like this. And you go, and you go back, you come back to life to finish the fart, and then you re-die.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Yours would be so dramatic. Dude, oh my God. Oh my God. And you know, like, some people, like, it's like, oh, this is a little dark, but there's like a, it's like a tough last breath. Like, it'll be like. Oh no. You're going to make me do this.
Starting point is 00:13:10 I was going to say. Dude, no. I would, like, I would, like, choke on my tongue. You would be, you'd be the roughest death ever. Everyone else was just kind of like... You're like... Then you go... And the doctor's just like, what the fuck, man?
Starting point is 00:13:48 Who is this guy? You're moving and shit. You're throwing left hooks as you're dying. Oh, oh, shit. Oh, God. How are we doing? Instantly hot. Good morning to you.
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Starting point is 00:15:36 This week, I went on my first run in a long time. You did. Only me. That was really synchronized. That was very synchronized. That makes me feel feel good we have been practicing by the scenes literally i went on a run right and i used to be a college athlete i used to be able to go i had a huge motor on me that was one of my things i could i could go forever go till you you drop dude i left the house i started a jog down the street and i literally was like hands and knees like i was like man and and the worst part is i don't understand how people can
Starting point is 00:16:13 run in public like oh i don't understand the people that are street runners all right oh my god because the whole time i'm running and i'm seeing honda civics and ford f-150s past me i'm looking at the look they're giving me and it's never like a way to be healthy. They're like, ooh, fuck. They're like, oh my God. They go, you need help? Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:16:32 You're sitting there, your hat's gone, your hair is crazy. You're like, you're going down the sidewalk. You're not, nothing graceful. Oh my God. It's so demoralizing. I could only imagine seeing you now that you say that i can only imagine seeing you on a sidewalk like at a very populated street yeah because most people first off if you're a runner put longer shorts on oh you don't need your johnson to slip out
Starting point is 00:16:57 that's a weird fetish and i'm ending it now that dies right now on saint patrick's day 2025 put on pain oh i had a fat moose knuckle when I was running, too. My shit, my, I was in there. He's sitting like this. He's just jumping. Brother was running with me. He said, let's go. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Yeah, dude. And so I was running, right? And there was, I was going down this trail by my house, and there was like a 50-year-old woman. She was on pace with me, which is already like i need to do better in my life were you behind her in front of her i was behind her oh no and we're going it's a it's a trail so everybody's going the same way she wasn't on pace with you
Starting point is 00:17:37 bro she was on pace from you she was like no dead ass she kept looking back at me she kept going and i don't know what to do in that situation it's kind of like your story from last week He was like, no, dead ass. She kept looking back at me. She kept going. And I don't know what to do in that situation. It's kind of like your story from last week. But at that point, you see, ma'am, that I am on the brink. Brink? Brink. I'm on the brink of.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Brink. No T-H. Hold the tongue. Brink. Brink. Brink, not brinketh. I'm on the brink of my. There you go. I'm on the brink of my last breath.
Starting point is 00:18:05 That's why it was so hard. So you know I'm not a threat, man. Oh. She doesn't, though. She doesn't. And the way you look, bro, I'm telling you. She had her darkest thoughts that day. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:16 She goes, never go in that trail again. Can't do that. There's a murderer behind me. He was like, ah, ah. Oh, yeah. And the craziest stuff happens to me. I got sprayed by a sprinkler in the ground i was eating like city water for half a mile it was terrible i was getting chased by a squirrel on my run reminded me of ruby i swear to god there's this little little little nasty little
Starting point is 00:18:39 squirrel looking for walnuts and little treats and he was following me the whole trip and it made me feel like i had a running partner because i don't want to run with cj he smells like labradoodle oh my god but are you dead ass serious swear to god swear to god there's a squirrel and it reminded me of ruby and it would be like it was in a tree and it scattered out and it was like doing the whole stand motion it was like shadow boxing me it was like and It was like shadow boxing me. It was like... And I was like... And it was running with me the whole time. You should have domesticated that son of a... I have a thing
Starting point is 00:19:12 with squirrels. I told you that. Remember like two years ago? I got a thing with them, dude. I love me a good squirrel. Why? Dude, I don't know. You should have tricked his ass. Hey man, great run. He goes, you go, come here. And you just grab him. You take him back, put a t-shirt and a collar on him.
Starting point is 00:19:28 And he's just like, imagine the next time I go to your house, I just got a squirrel on a leash. I'm like, Malachi. That'd be the dopest. That's your birthday present for next year. Oh, you know a domesticated squirrel. Liv wouldn't have that. Liv would not allow me to have a squirrel on a leash next to her son. That's just Liv.
Starting point is 00:19:43 We're talking about, it's half my house. We're talking about it's half my house. We're talking about your house too. Liv can sit this one out. A domesticated squirrel. You would make the greatest Instagram stories of all time if you had a domesticated squirrel. I think they already did that in New York. Remember that couple that domesticated that squirrel? That's a New York squirrel.
Starting point is 00:20:03 And then the city murked that motherfucker. New York squirrel. That shit had kryptonite, anodite. It had vibranium. That is not a real squirrel. No, but that squirrel was lit. It was viral on Twitter. And then the NYPD kicked down their door and they said,
Starting point is 00:20:17 give me your squirrel, and they killed the squirrel. Yeah, that's so messed up. That's so messed up. Evil people. Wasn't there a whole movement for that? There was a whole thing. It was like BLM for squirrels. They were riot streets it's a we can keep it i can say it i can't but the fact i'm sorry and if for whatever reason y'all see this your squirrel was adorable
Starting point is 00:20:36 a whole movement behind the squirrel oh there's a lot of people that just need to attach themselves oh there is that's so true justice for the squirrels but don't you clock in like in my real life i'm like that is messed up i'm not going to cvs picking out a sign and writing on it oh and marching for that no i'm not gonna go screen print a squirrel on a haynes t-shirt and then march through the city capital dude growing up like in texas like especially in the part that i grew up in i always saw like my view on animals getting like hurt like those kind of squirrels rabbits it was always been kind of like yeah it sucks but i'm so used to seeing it you know i mean for the first time this week oh my god you grew a heart i saw i i normally just see squirrels
Starting point is 00:21:23 their afterlife or not squirrels i normally just i i normally just see squirrels their afterlife or not squirrels i normally just see i normally just see rabbits their afterlife like on the pavement i'm like oh that thing had a rough ending i witnessed it happen in front of me oh my god it changed it was a toyota tundra and it oh cam when i say that rabbit never stood a chance no camp it was like it's it was like the joker now that might be too much we'll mute it we'll mute it for youtube oh my god camp it it I genuinely pulled over and like and sat in my sadness oh threw up it's it's like that famous Blake Griffin tweet when he was like, I just ran over a squirrel. I feel awful.
Starting point is 00:22:06 I can't imagine. No, I didn't say. Okay. Is that too much? I didn't say it. I didn't know he tweeted that. Oh, yeah. Blake Griffin's always tried to be a comic.
Starting point is 00:22:17 And we can mute that too. Sorry. CJ's giving me that look at death. He is giving you that look at death. Bro. It's like on a side street or or the main road you're always on? Main road by Target. Like right there.
Starting point is 00:22:28 But I'm not going to lie. That squirrel brother. Busy street. Very busy street. I don't know when they saw the window of opportunity to go. That rabbit was drunk. It licked some beer off the side of the road and it said, Let's go for it.
Starting point is 00:22:44 And it just wham. Oh, God. Oh, man, dude. No no it changes you it'll it'll absolutely change yeah i don't i've never been hunting for that exact reason i can't i can't see myself doing any of that not at all i can i talk about that real quick yeah go ahead i don't understand modern hunters like nowadays hunters oh we've we we have talked about this and we had this debate. I don't understand that. It's because, well, modern hunters, like, in what sense? Like, what are you hunting? Like, I get some, like, it's a pastime, and you want to go shoot things, but it's also, like, why?
Starting point is 00:23:14 Why are you going to go kill the deer? Yeah. People that live in Alaska, out in the bush. And you gotta go eat it? Whatever. You can eat it. But it's like, bro, like, go to Whole Foods. 100%.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Go to Walmart. 100%. You don't see it. It's Aftermath. It's, like, you're not sitting there. Likemart 100 you don't see it it's aftermath it's like you're not sitting there like they make whole they make seasons out of it maybe god bless you don't do it again maybe they they go and hunt and cook their own food because sorry maybe they go hunt and eat their and make their own food because they have the same anxiety I do whenever I go through a drive-thru. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:23:47 You know what I mean? Let me know if anybody feels this way about drive-thrus. You ever gone to a drive-thru? You just opened my eyes. You ever gone through a drive-thru? You're sitting there. You're at the window, right? You pay, and you're sitting there for a little bit and a little longer
Starting point is 00:24:01 and a little longer and then a little longer, and you keep looking in that window there's no human being and you look behind you and there's 12 cars the worst anxiety ever god is when you're holding up the drive-thru and you can't do about it bro you sit there you're like i'm trying i'm trying like oh my god i start to sweat and you know the people behind you in their car being like would you order the whole menu would you order fat ass hey they're out of apple pies dude i yeah i went to mcdonald's at like one in the morning and there was horrible on a saturday
Starting point is 00:24:37 horrible mistake and there was i swear to god 12 cars behind me there was one drive-thru and 12 cars behind me and the dude would not come back with my food all i had is double quarter there's ancestral behavior behind that one that that one had vitriol in it dude isn't that the worst anxiety ever no that truly is top tier dude that is top like top top tier because you can't control it there's nothing you can do about it dude i i feel like if it was long enough to a point and you were in that afraid of a mindset you would drive off you can't leave without your food cameron i spent 14.99 on like a burger or something i dead ass was creeping up i kept creeping creeping up. So the cars behind me knew
Starting point is 00:25:25 that I'm ready to go too. That you were also impatient. Yeah, you gotta leave them like breadcrumbs and Q's. You go, I swear to God, I did this the other day. We were at a Smoothie King and I'm like, bro,
Starting point is 00:25:33 throw it in a blender, hit blend. Give me my smoothie. You're not cooking nothing. There's no grill. Smoothie King, same shit, taking forever. What the hell was that? Floating.
Starting point is 00:25:41 What? It was a floating. I thought you sucked though. No, no, I blew. I'm almost sure you suck. Nope, I blew. You went. No, if I sucked in, if you sucked in dust air, I'd be like, you gotta go home. But I'm in the Smoothie King in the same, I'm leaving queues, right? I'm sitting there like this. I do one of these. I go, I throw the arm up and then I roll down the window yeah i start i act there's no one in this window but the cars behind me can't see i yes or no did i kind of fake speak to the window
Starting point is 00:26:11 as if the person was there to give them insight of i'm being impatient too and i'm not trying to hold up your knife you know people can see if that window opens up and if like normally there's an arm or something that comes out of it no but i was in my mindset in my little dilemma i was like i'm gonna pretend that they're they asked me a question like this so i gave him that back i literally went i went okay but you know what they're probably thinking like oh this guy's being difficult he's making them go back to different times yeah oh no you don't have enough anxiety to play out every scenario that's possible on earth that's that's a benefit of my superpower oh my god i just can i tell story time i just ask permission because oh my god on the podcast i'll be like no like that's our job it's a great like i'll be like hey not today next you go
Starting point is 00:26:57 hold it story time i was oh my god you brought up cars yeah you brought drive-thrus require cars are we shooting the same episode drive-thrus require cars is what i meant is what i meant you didn't bring up cars oh my f**k you did he said toyota tundra you said toyota tundra my adhd ran with it we went from rabbits to anxiety drive-thrus and now we're here i hate people that walk through drive-thrus who do you think you are i think they banned it or not banned it but they don't like through drive-thrus. Who do you think you are? I think they banned it. Or not banned it, but they don't allow it. It's like, who do you think you are? I've been there, though. Why?
Starting point is 00:27:29 You use your Lamberfeeties? I had to. Lamberfeeties. Because we went in one group, in one car. There's like a chain. There's like three restaurants. I said, I don't want what y'all are eating, and I'm not going to settle. So I went to the other place, but the inside was closed.
Starting point is 00:27:41 I said, hey, bro, I'm on feet, and I want your food. Did they serve you? No. Good. Yeah, they said, no, fat ass. They ass they said hey you're not getting it your toes are gross i went oh okay tell me your story tell me why i pull into a gas station the other day i'm in my car and my it's very important that you know this my phone is connected to my car via carplay okay remember that i pull into the gas station another anxiety not really anxiety moment but something that pisses you off more than anything when you pull
Starting point is 00:28:10 into the gas station you can't see the pumps but you see an open stall you finally turn yellow bag of caution out of service oh my god it sucks pisses you off worst ever now you gotta read or they just have one little cone there i'll run that Move that f***ing cone. I'll run that f***ing cone. I pull. I see it. And I go, oh my God. Right? I'm just complaining by myself. No one else is in the car.
Starting point is 00:28:30 I'm literally complaining about gas pumps. Whatever. I'm saying whatever. I readjust. I'm going to say this and then backtrack. Complaining about the gas pumps. I readjust. Park.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Open. Start pumping gas. I come back in my car. I'm on the phone with the police department i swear to god i'm not kidding and i said hello and they're like 9-1-1 what's your emergency i said oh no i said no no it's just out of service pump so how this happened the new update apple intelligence right i don't know what i said i don't know what sounded like emergency So how this happened, the new update, Apple intelligence, right? I don't know what I said.
Starting point is 00:29:10 I don't know what sounded like emergency caution. Maybe I said the caution tape. Some, I, I you not, I've parked the car. I go out and I come back and it's quiet because I turned my car off because it was loud. That's why I said carplay. So when I turned the car off, it's now just through like speakers yeah i literally start to pump gas i come to sit in the seat and i hear an officer in my car and i go what the hell is happening and i literally go hello first don't even know i'm on the phone yeah yeah don't even know who it is and i don't think it's the law yeah that's the last person hello they go this is 9-1-1 and i'm like what do you like what do you
Starting point is 00:29:44 mean this is 9-1-1 and, what do you mean this is 911? And they're like, you called, sir. Is there an emergency? And I was like, I don't really think so. I was like, I don't know if this is like divine intervention. I'm like, is something about to happen? And then they literally go, don't let that happen again. They tell me, don't let it happen again.
Starting point is 00:29:59 Because I told them. What neighborhood were you in? It was outside of mine. Oh, okay. That's different. If you're in a city, okay, because normally when you accidentally call 911, they're showing up regardless. Yeah, but I still don't know how it happened. I don't know what I said for Apple Intelligence to think I was in danger.
Starting point is 00:30:18 Dude, that is absolutely insane. It was bullshit. It was bullshit. I eventually laughed like 30 minutes afterwards. I was like, I was low-key fucked up. I was driving. I was like, that is like not okay. You just see 18 black SUVs like.
Starting point is 00:30:30 Get on the ground. I'm like, no. Bro, I was for real like, what the hell just happened? Dude, that is an insane butt dial. That's the worst butt dial of all time. My phone wasn't near my body. It was AI. Apple intelligence robots are plotting my demise.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Yeah, you're becoming a real dad, brother. Real 40-year-old. You definitely did something. But it's seriously, it was in my cup holder. That's where I put it. Dude, that is nuts. So I don't touch it, but I can still, everything's on it. That is nuts.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Bro, this is stupid. This is crazy. Being a former serial 911 dialer, I used to do that for sport. You know what I mean? That was my game. You were just going for quick dial? No one.
Starting point is 00:31:12 You go, PR, PR. You go. No, yeah, my mom would be like, Peyton, get the house on, order the pizza.
Starting point is 00:31:21 Cops are coming. You know what I mean? Like that was our Friday night. Like, I had to learn. I had to learn. You know what I mean? That was our Friday night. Like I had to learn. I had to learn. I had to figure out what it was. You should know podcast.
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Starting point is 00:33:02 What the f***? No, no, no. because i swear to god i might have said this before i don't know we've been doing this hey happy three years anniversary kind of by the way it's like the amount of episodes accumulated to three years of episodes there you go that's the best way to say it but i used to want to bathe in the gas pump gasoline you shouldn't do that. Ever. I remember because it was one of the first times I got. I was in a hotel room with my mom.
Starting point is 00:33:36 Now let me get there. Oh, my God. No, no. I was a kid. This sounds like Dexter, bro. sounds like a something off of csi new orleans like bathing in gasoline with your mom in a hotel this is not good this is not good now let me explain it it was like a hilton inn it was a hilton inn or something like that i don't care it was like those two queen beds right i was on the left one. My mom was on the right one. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:06 Separated. But my mom had on like... No! No! No! No! No! No!
Starting point is 00:34:13 No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
Starting point is 00:34:13 No! What is happening? What is happening? Y'all gotta let me land, dog. If y'all keep interrupting, it's gonna be bad. Bro, let you land? You took off with... You jumped with no parachute gonna be bad. Bro, let you land? You took off with it. You jumped with no parachute.
Starting point is 00:34:28 What do you mean, let you land? No. No. Yes! Yeah, let's try our hardest to let all of this come out. My mom had on MTV on the TV. Oh my god, okay. You freaks. Where. You freaks.
Starting point is 00:34:47 Where are the freaks? I'm going to Hilton Inn with my mom. This is disgusting. And so, she was, it was like the music videos and it was like 2005 or something. Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:34:57 And so back then, like, I was like, this is sick. And I remember there was a lovely Ebony Queen. Oh my God. And like short, like jeans shorts.
Starting point is 00:35:11 And she was at a gas pump. And I remember, I don't remember what the scene was, but she was holding the gas pump and she was spraying it on herself and like spraying the camera. God worked on me. And so I remember I was like, i want to try the gas on me and then i told my mom i want to try that she goes don't do it she goes if somebody ever tries to take you out of gas pump you spray it on them life lessons mama harden oh my god Oh, my God. Now, next time, y'all let me finish the whole story.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Holy. That could be in the Hall of Fame of, like, what's it called? Cliffhangers. That sounded absolutely terrible. That was incredible, though. And I know my mom's at home watching this right now like this. She's like, boy boy I'll beat you oh yeah that happened oh my god yeah do you ever think of like the secondhand embarrassment
Starting point is 00:36:11 we bring our families oh my god I think about it often oh yeah and my mom her soft heart oh my god I've called her Dahmer for the world wide web sometimes I'm sitting in bed at night like 1 a.m. on a Friday. I'm laying down. That's not true. That's not true. 4 a.m. on a Friday. Sometimes 4 a.m. I'm spinning on the bed.
Starting point is 00:36:38 So I'll be sitting there just looking at the ceiling, and I'm replaying all the things I said on this week's episode. And then i'm like dude these are real people yeah like we need to give them warning yeah oh no 100 i i often do warn my mom actually because she's so sensitive she's so i do that's my family they're just like me yeah like they're weird they they they uh dark humor they'll take it yeah yeah not well well i didn't mean it like that dude he need he need, you need a drink or something like you are not, you're not yourself right now.
Starting point is 00:37:10 You need like five jumping jacks. No, it's great. It's great. But you are, your brain is see that you just out of nowhere. You got a woo. I love it though. Yeah. So sometimes I think, and then I think about who I really think about is CJ's family.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Because I've known CJ's family for a little while now. We haven't spent too much time together, but I feel like they know my heart. So sometimes I'm like, did they take this the wrong way? I'm just Biden. Oh my god, dude. But it's always fun just making fun of CJ, though. It's a weird, strange pastime. I love it. It's pastime. I love it.
Starting point is 00:37:45 It's the easiest. I love it. We'll talk about this more on Patreon, but it's the way he carries himself. It makes it so much easier. It makes it so much easier. That's how I feel with y'all when you gang up on me. What do you mean? Y'all love making fun of me.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Look at him. Y'all love making fun of me. Okay, but this was the thing. You're making fun of was like a roller coaster. It was so fun. It was so fun. Then we hit this drop, and it was just like, because I saw it start to affect your day. You'd get in the mirror, and you'd be like.
Starting point is 00:38:33 You might be kidding, but i wasn't i was in there no but speaking of people taking our podcast jokes too far right cam always makes jokes about like me being big bang hank or whatever like he always makes these jokes jokes and a lot of his jokes a lot of people are starting to take it seriously yeah i got the wildest tweet this week oh my god tweeted me i don't even know if they're a fan it's just a person it's a person now it was their birthday right it was this person's birthday oh god this is the list of names this person tagged me with. And let me ask y'all if this makes sense at all. Okay. Right?
Starting point is 00:39:13 This person tweeted their PayPal link. Horrible start. And they go, help me make my birthday special. These are the people they tagged me with. Elon Musk. Okay. No. No. Mr. Beast. these are the people they tagged me with elon musk okay no no mr beast real donald trump the vice president the white house google kim kardashian courtney kardashian and then payton what in the hell where do i fit into any where is there a single string of connection they were like they were like oh i really want somebody to
Starting point is 00:39:54 donate for my birthday let me think of all the billionaires and payton yeah like payton and then literally the most expensive uh maybe a 20 bill from payton and elon what can you do about a rocket like can you take me to mars exactly like that was the wildest jd vance in there why is he in there can we you might be he might be more of an outlier than you for being honest like no he definitely has more money than me no i didn't say that but he might be a more bigger outlier than you you are at least internet personality so so like, very known. It's like, why is J.D. Vance in there?
Starting point is 00:40:27 it wasn't at J.D., it was at VP. So, it's just that reoccurring, they tagged the White House. Like, do you think, like the home's gonna be like,
Starting point is 00:40:36 ugh. Yeah. Ugh. Like, it drops a painting, it's like, sell that, happy birthday.
Starting point is 00:40:41 I mean, last time you were at the White House, January 6th, you found the safe, right? You know where it's at in there. You get me? Cam is so excited about our DC show this summer.
Starting point is 00:40:53 He's like, I can do it again! I'm not going to lie. For this year's DC show, we need to... You're going to wear the horns again? You're painting your face? You're pulling out the jorts? Frost the tower go flank left side troop alpha now people got hurt yeah it's not good it was a really bad day for our country yeah um
Starting point is 00:41:15 all jokes but this year on the dc show we have to be better. We, okay. We as a collective suck as tourists. We absolutely suck. And everybody just looked at me. Everybody just looked at me. You want to know the reason why? This guy. How? I'm in a new place.
Starting point is 00:41:35 You know what I want? I want to scratch my ass and order some pizza. That's all you care about. How many times did we eat pizza? We ate pizza in New York. We ate pizza in L.A. It's pizza. Let's get something else.
Starting point is 00:41:51 I can get pizza down the block from Marco. Bro, pizza is the most dynamic food of all time. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Hungover, sober high. Anything you want. Oh, my God. Pizza is, call me a ninja turtle. Careful, CJ.
Starting point is 00:42:05 Don't say that too fast. Pizza is the top echelon of food, Cameron. You can eat that anytime, anyplace, anywhere. By the time we were done with tour, if we all went to a lab and took a shit, it'd be a nice little tenderloin of steak coming out with pepperonis on it. All we had was steak and pizza. And that's not bad. Not a bad life.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Yeah, y'all are so- Where's the salad? Where's the cheese boigie? Cam hasn't eaten a salad since surgery. Are you kidding me? Who are we pretending to be? I've seen you at the hotel breakfast. You're cleaning
Starting point is 00:42:49 the house. Hotel breakfast and cleaning the house. If you ever put me in a buffet, they've lost. The people, like the people the hosts in the lobby, every time Cam wakes up in the morning, he comes and says, like, get more. Cam brings to-go plates. No, I've definitely taken plates. Oh, to the room?
Starting point is 00:43:07 Yeah. Oh, 100%. 100%. I used to have to do that for AAU tournaments for my mom. She was not going down there. She was like, bring me some eggs. She was like, that's nasty. Get them eggs, a little bit of pepper.
Starting point is 00:43:16 Oh, no, stop. No, I'm kidding. Our food, I'm completely kidding about this food. I love pizza. I'll eat it 10 out of 10. But as a tourist, I don't think anyone's worse than him. How many times are we bringing this up? I don't want to see the pyramids.
Starting point is 00:43:32 I don't want to go see the Eiffel Tower. I don't want to see the Twin Towers. I don't want to see anything. That's everything out of country. There's a lot of things that has to be done to get to those. I'm talking, we got a show in D.C. Let's go see the cool dc stuff you go don't care we drove past it drove on the way to the hotel drove past yes there it is thrilling is
Starting point is 00:43:54 that what's the difference looking out of a rav4 going what's the difference between driving past and walking up to it you walk up to you get to touch it say i was there you know how many movies that i was there that That's my fingerprint. I have been there. I have seen the White House. I've touched Abraham Lincoln's toe. That's what you get to say. Okay, so that's like saying for our famous friends, like we go see Kai.
Starting point is 00:44:16 It's like you can't just go, hey, what's up, Kai? And he goes, what's up, Cam? You got to go like, oh, Kai. You know how many movies he's been in? That's a person. That's a person. That's a person? That is a person. Living thing.
Starting point is 00:44:31 Yes. Monuments, structures. That's like in Chicago. It's the bean. We didn't go see it. I didn't care about the bean too much. I wanted to flick it. I walk up, just like.
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Starting point is 00:46:45 It's polar opposite from you. I am not a foodie at all. I genuinely, it definitely brings me a little less confidence. We all know this about me. It's polar opposite from you. I am not a foodie at all. Oh my God, you're not. Yeah. Bro. You need, bro. Yes.
Starting point is 00:46:57 It's to the point, like, you know, when people post pictures of their plate on their Instagram story, like I've seen you like drool. I see CJ do that. Like I, like I've seen it all. Like people get so like bro that that that platter looks good that's a good spread never once have i seen somebody's dinner picture and been hungry or been like they did that i'm always a little grossed out that makes no sense at all i don't know what it is all you see good food and you get grossed out or you're not hungry. It literally, food, the visual of food turns me off. Dude, you need to get a screening done.
Starting point is 00:47:31 No, no. That might be something. Bro, but why do you think that is? I have no clue how your brain works. Genuinely. It is a scary vessel of thoughts and actions that happen whenever they want to. And I don't understand it. But with food, that just doesn't make sense.
Starting point is 00:47:50 There's no even rationalizing this. But some people are like, their whole goal in life, like they save money in life to go tour the world and go to Saint-Tropez and try the fish filet. Like, I don't, that doesn't sound good to me see because you you are you are a simple man yes that is stuck in your ways is that wrong no but the fact you said you're willing and want to change that's improvement but i don't understand why i'm looked down on i like what i like and that's should be okay like people are like if it worked like that yeah you know what i mean like oh i saved it that would have been too far at free uncensored at free uncensored patreon we'll talk
Starting point is 00:48:32 about it but like people look down on me because if i go somewhere i want a steak i want chicken nuggets i want chicken strips i genuinely i talked to a girl one time and i was i was on facetime with her and she goes where you at i was like i'm in the chick-fil-a drive-thru she goes what'd you get and i go the chicken nuggies and she goes and i go something funny yeah you go huh she goes you're such a grown man child and i go for the nuggets and At Chick-fil-A? She goes, yeah. And I go, what am I supposed to get? She goes, a sandwich. Like, I get looked down on because I like what I like. Like, I don't.
Starting point is 00:49:13 You're getting upset. I saw that. Bro, because it's everywhere I go, people always say something about me. What do you think actually makes people at our age we'll call we'll give it a three-year gap 20 24 25 26 what what do people do at that age that does make them childish what are things that you don't like in a 24 25 26 year old oh my god that's like could be like it there's not even could be seen as it like you are acting like a child you are immature i have a different mindset on it though let's hear it that's oh you always have a different mindset don't worry i don't think you can be i
Starting point is 00:49:49 don't think there's anything as childish i generally don't i think it's people having fun and the people that are stuck in being in the in the i wear a suit every day you know what i mean i don't i don't want to be a corporate baddie i don't want to be a corporate baddie like honestly like if you're 26 and you you're sitting down on saturday mornings crisscross applesauce sauce crisscross applesauce with some cheerios watching blues clues we're calling chris hansen there you go now that's that's different than childish you're really getting a pizza after that you know what i mean i don't believe in being childish i don't't think it exists. I think it's people having fun. Like me, I'm 26.
Starting point is 00:50:27 I think I have a good life. You do. I watch High School Musical every weekend. See, now that is one of the things I would immediately flag. I would absolutely flag that and put it in your file. Why the f*** are you continuing to watch Troy Bolton week after week? Because it makes me happy. 52 weeks in a row.
Starting point is 00:50:44 It makes me happy. Okay, but a row. It makes me happy. Okay, but when... Dude, I can't say that, but... Mute it for this one. When people do... And it makes them happy, you don't enable it. Yeah, but... Keep going.
Starting point is 00:50:55 Keep going. The high school musical doesn't make me go... Doesn't make you... Start to... Shippy chappy. Dude, I'm mad. Bro, a Macbro high school music. The day the door is closed. The echoes fill your soul.
Starting point is 00:51:14 They don't know which way to go. Just trust your heart. Boom, boom, boom. Ka-chunk. Boom. Voices. Dude, I could go crazy. Because that, did you listen to what I just said? Now, okay. That is motivation.
Starting point is 00:51:37 But this is where I'm going to get you. If you say, you never do because you don't actually love me, but say you popped into my house, right? Without warning, without nothing. I see a doorbell notification. You know the code. Beep, beep, beep, beep. You walk right in.
Starting point is 00:51:49 If you walked in and I'm shirtless, pretty white. Throw up. I'm like, hey, what the fuck? If I'm sitting on my couch, not with my son. So important. My son is not in there, he's with his mom, but I'm on my couch shirtless, eating a PB&J, indulging in Yu-Gi-Oh, you, you would call me an array of names, you would take video and photographic evidence, and then you'd leave.
Starting point is 00:52:22 But if I come in, and you're watching High School Musical, it's shut up, bitch, Sharpay's talking. And that's the difference. That's what I'm saying. For you, it's cool. For me, it's lame as hell. So explain that. Why do I get the short end of the stick? Because you try to play both sides of the fence.
Starting point is 00:52:40 You try to be like, all I care about is LeBron basketball and Lil Durk. Like, that's all you try to convey to the public. I'm like, I will put makeup on right now and a thong. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Imagine a guy, you have a thong drawer for whatever weird reason. Say it's a stream, a Twitch stream ritual. Whatever you're into
Starting point is 00:53:05 exactly yeah but say some poor he breaks into that third floor balcony he goes in there he's a real creep og creep from back in the days he's going through the drawers he sees thongs he goes and then he goes he goes god girl oh my god. He goes, you smell like a box out. You smell like goddamn pick and roll. It smells like an amoeba.
Starting point is 00:53:46 This bitch definitely knows a horn set is that jack daniels holy and then you and then at the same time you're walking up the stairs you're butt naked you got makeup on you go hey he just goes on you get out of here yo pierce pierce came to my house first of all i'm changing the code on my door he's just be walking in too much yeah you gotta like like i'm not gonna lie someone needs to know you were on the way pierce will just walk into my house like out of nowhere and then he'll i'll be on the third floor in my room i'll just hear boots coming up the stairs. Literally, I was, he just, I was like, it was before we went to Kane Brown's concert this weekend. And I was in the bathroom doing my hair.
Starting point is 00:54:31 I was shirtless. I look over to my right. I just see Pierce like this. I still. You know how frightening that is? Pierce Lissner? Pierce Listener? In your peripheral? And he has his sunglasses inside?
Starting point is 00:54:56 Prescribed? He can see clear as... You know how terrifying that is? Oh my god. Oh. You said that right when I'm swallowing.
Starting point is 00:55:12 Oh. Oh my god, bro. You're sitting there. Who's calling my phone? Who's calling it? Who's calling it? He's like He's just staring at me
Starting point is 00:55:20 getting like that was so good. He's like Huh? Hey, P. I was like, what? I was like, whoa! Or he said it even better.
Starting point is 00:55:31 He's like, he's hitting one of his things. Holy Patreon people know that. Holy shit. That's funny as hell. Dude. Oh, my God. Stop. No, I just didn't want that part on it.
Starting point is 00:55:46 What does that mean? Okay. What? You're actually leaving today with like battle wounds. Dude, I'm bleeding. I just bruised my hand. I'm going through it over here. Do I want to back up?
Starting point is 00:56:01 Oh no, it's okay. I'm stained now. But I saw the wildest thing ever now i don't know if that's true i bet you didn't know this did you know you can buy a house on amazon what you can literally google right now house for sale amazon and there's two-story houses for like 69 000 no there's not can was it made out of fence how's it 69k look look look i just googled buy a house on amazon amazon.com tell me those aren't homes okay those are they're shipping container homes okay how's this one twelve thousand dollars what is a big bad wolf and come down and blow it? This
Starting point is 00:56:47 one's six and a half grand. No, portable prefabricated livable home. I hope. Yeah. And they got bathrooms in them and everything. This one's two story. Kim, first of all, imagine buying a house on Amazon. Yeah. W wicked. What practicality is that? Imagine the poor... It's piece by piece delivering your crib. No. He's like... 100, like, 4, 5, 700 boxes.
Starting point is 00:57:18 It's like... It's like... Yeah, imagine you're in your house. Why do you order a house? Who are you getting it shipped to? Yeah, right. What the hell? Were you you order a house? What are you getting a chip to? Yeah, right. What the hell? Are you ordering from the street?
Starting point is 00:57:28 What are you doing? You're like, God, I don't even want Taco Bell. I want a crib. Can you just get a house? He's like, babe, I'm ordering something on Amazon. What do you want? She's like, a house. She goes, I need more, Terry.
Starting point is 00:57:41 I need more space. I ordered a desk on Amazon And it came in 50 pieces And it took me a week to put it together Who's building the house? It's like adult Legos It's literally just like That'd be
Starting point is 00:57:57 Bro we need to I'm not buying an Amazon house Cam Patreon video I'm not spending 70 grand on a house No let's get the six thousand dollar one no but that's not the full experience i want the one with the with the chimney in the with a balcony yeah comes with a dog dude i'm mad like the practicality of that they're like hey what's delivering it i've seen the amazon trucks yeah it's not fitting on those stupid little gray
Starting point is 00:58:21 aerodynamic vans they're gonna have to have to bring a double-wide dually, like a 36-wheeler with that... Oh, my God, dude. There's nothing that makes me punch my steering wheel quicker than being caught behind a big-ass thing that's carrying a piece of, like, a wind turbine that says, oversized, low, big haul. I feel like I'm in Fast and Furious.
Starting point is 00:58:40 I feel like I'm staring at a fat ass for, like, 50 miles, and I can't get past it. Oh, my God. Okay. I don't like it. I'm still on this house, though. I feel like I'm staring at a fat ass for like 50 miles and I can't get past it. Oh my god. I don't like it. I'm still on this house though. I'm still on this house. Yeah, the house. Okay, first of all, what are the rules when you buy this house? Like, you know what I mean? Yeah, you can't just click add cart buy. There's no way.
Starting point is 00:58:58 Exactly. No way. It's like, are we making down payments on Amazon? Bro. Are we paying HOA fees on Amazon? Yeah. And who do I call if I got a leak? Like, what's going on? And where are you putting the b****? Say you, say right now, I bought a two-story house on Amazon. Where am I putting it?
Starting point is 00:59:15 Do I just go like, hey, I just put it next to somebody's house. I'm like, new neighbor, by the way. Yeah, you go, hey, don't go in there, bro. That's my crib. That's not yours. It's in my lawn. I don't care. Like, you have to have, like, clearance. Or clearance or there has to be yeah you're your own plumber
Starting point is 00:59:29 i'm telling you it is amazon i hate building stuff from amazon so i stopped buying stuff on there like i took me i had to get cj's help for a nightstand and the nightstand on amazon looked like it was the size of this building i mean mean, it's like for toddlers, dude. So I'm a grown man with a toddler nightstand. And it has little LED lights in it. And I'm like, I'm 26. Your nightstand's nice. Imagine a house on Amazon.
Starting point is 00:59:55 Yeah. Do I have to have a welding permit? Like, how am I putting it together? It's not click-clack screwdriver. It's like, this is a home. Yeah. No, there's no way i would do we need to do that we need to test the theory and every time i buy something on amazon whether
Starting point is 01:00:09 it's a microphone a camera it's guaranteed to go to the wrong house it's my luck on amazon imagine they accidentally bring you a house it goes someone has a blank doorbell it's like new delivery they open it the house is right there it's like what the you're on the inside hey can you keep it down yeah it's like i live here now dude i saw that and it genuinely like blew my mind that has that has to be impossible like there's no way that's real i swear to god what if they had like apache helicopters just drop it down they're like over the intercom they're like where do you need your house? And you're just like, a little to the left, a little this way.
Starting point is 01:00:47 They're like, here we go. They just go, and they just have a crib. Yeah, that's... We have to test that, or at least research it. I mean, we can't... There's no way you can just put it in the car and click buy. Like, there's no way. You want to test it right now?
Starting point is 01:01:00 Let's try. That's impossible. All right, here we go. 70 bands? So there's this two-story house for $65,000 on Amazon. I'm about to see. What if I fuck around and actually buy this on
Starting point is 01:01:14 accident? We'd be so lit. We'd be so lit. Who's reimbursing me? I'd go in with you. I'd go in with you. Oh my gosh, we'd run it out. There's free delivery options for a house. Yeah, but it says, so right, we're going to rent it out. There's free delivery options for a house. Yeah, but...
Starting point is 01:01:26 It says... So right now we're recording this on March 11th. The soonest it can get to us is April 10th. One month. Imagine that prime. First of all... First of all... First of all...
Starting point is 01:01:39 Oh my gosh! There is quantities. I can buy 15 houses right now on Amazon. Are you shitting me? You can make your own elitist little island. All right, add to cart. Yeah, let me get a house and like a thermogun. All right, bye now.
Starting point is 01:01:58 You better calm down with those little clicky clacky thumbs. I'm getting by now. Let's see what happens. There's no way. Is it just going? It's taking so long to load. It's like, are you sure? This is a house.
Starting point is 01:02:12 I'm not signed in, so I'm good. So I'm going to hit. How many do you want? One or 11? Four. Okay. Bye now. One for me.
Starting point is 01:02:21 One for CJ. Oh, my God. It's literally saying to sign in. No, you can't I'm so scared Imagine Imagine how quick Why is Chase texting me? Oh my god, no
Starting point is 01:02:34 No, deadass I think I just bought that bitch No, you did not Chase fraud Oh my god No, you did not. It's a Chase Fry. Oh, my God. Imagine. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:02:52 Imagine. Oh, my God. If I just accidentally spent 70 bands, I am kidding, Pierce. Pierce is the first to go. I am losing. You start tearing up. You're just overwhelmed. And, like, Pierce tries to hug you.
Starting point is 01:03:09 You're like, all right. He's just. The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by ZocDoc. When was the last time you needed to go to a doctor, but you pushed it off and you made an excuse? You couldn't find your insurance card. Oh, you had a late night. Oh, I'm just too busy.
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Starting point is 01:04:41 I wanted to bring something up to your attention, read a couple things. I think it's hilarious. And then I got something else for you. Okay. So first, I just want to read you a couple things about St. Patrick's Day. Oh, your family's heritage. See, now you'd think that, right?
Starting point is 01:04:54 Yes. I'm starting to think St. Patrick's Day is a fraud. Is this offensive to your community? I don't think it is. What's your community? I'm just reading facts. Okay. Okay, let's start with the fact that his name wasn't Patrick.
Starting point is 01:05:05 His name wasn't Patrick. His name wasn't Patrick. St. Patrick was born meow and socket to his Christian parents in Roman Britain. You want to know another thing? Wasn't born in Ireland. He was British. So what are we doing with this holiday? St. Patrick's Day celebrating Irish culture. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:24 Wasn't Patrick. Yeah. Don't even know if he was a saint. I don't know what celebrating Irish culture. Wasn't Patrick. Don't even know if he was a saint. I don't know what the guy did in his free time. And he wasn't from Ireland. Let's just start there. This is the first time I'm learning anything about St. Patrick's Day, by the way. I've never known what it is. It's a holiday to St. Patrick's Day, Irish culture to
Starting point is 01:05:39 America celebrating the Irish. Shout out to the Irish. Love the Irish. I just learned this as well. Look at the Irish. Great Disney movie. Fantastic movie. So now, if you had to guess what a lady leprechaun's name would be. Like a name or a leprechaunette? No, let's go like a leprechaunette, but that's wrong.
Starting point is 01:05:58 Okay. A male is a leprechaun. And female. Male is leprechaun as female female... Male is leprechaun, as female is... What? That sounds like an evil, like, transformer. Yeah, it does. Okay.
Starting point is 01:06:18 Male is to leprechaun, female is to... Leprechaun. All answers are wrong. There's no such thing as female leprechauns. That's not progressive. That's not progressive. That's not right. Then that's not inclusive. They deserve some.
Starting point is 01:06:28 They don't get any DEI. Next thing. Ready? Yep. You ready for this? What are leprechauns? To the best of your knowledge, right? The creepy little...
Starting point is 01:06:37 The bowls of gold at the end of the rainbow? Yeah, what are they? They're trolls. Okay, close. That protect their pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Very close. Right. If you would have said they're fair their pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Very close. Right. If you would have said they're fairies, a leprechaun's a fairy.
Starting point is 01:06:50 I'm starting to think this whole thing's made up. Nothing's making sense. That little ginger guy with the sharp teeth that loves money, he is not a fairy. He is absolutely a troll. Like you said, he's not a fairy. Yeah, I don't want to say anything I don't know if leprechauns are like a cultural like Stand point
Starting point is 01:07:08 I don't think they're a deity I just think it's a leprechaun Leprechaun is an iconic image associated with St. Patrick's Day But leprechauns are believed to have originated from the Celtic belief in fairies So the leprechauns aren't leprechauns Patrick's name is Tony He was born in London And they were celebrating the Irish.
Starting point is 01:07:26 What the f***? What is going on with this day? And what do we do to celebrate St. Patrick's Day? Do we have work off? I'm glad that you brought that up. Okay. I have something for you if you'd like to close your eyes. Close your beautiful, cute little eyes.
Starting point is 01:07:39 I got me a little St. Patrick. Maybe I'll sit on London, because it's not Irish. Okay. You ready? Yeah. Okay, close your eyes. Here we go. Don't touch. I'm not going to touch. Oh, what is that? Just give me your hands loosely. They're like chains. Oh, yeah. Well, you're not going to like how
Starting point is 01:07:58 tight they are either. Here we go. That's your first gift. Open your eyes. You have a sweaty necklace. This is going to help my problems. Now I don't have to go out and buy them. I can just pour it right from my home. Come on.
Starting point is 01:08:14 So that's the first thing. You wear green and gold. That's why you're getting pinched again. Nice. Okay. Well, I got green on now, so you can't pinch. I just wanted to. Pinch, poke, you owe me a Coke. Pinch, punch, you owe me a lunch.
Starting point is 01:08:22 Well, thank you for this gift. You're welcome. Now I have one more. I'm feeding my addiction. Now I have one more. Okay. So poke, you owe me a Coke. Pinch, punch, you owe me a lunch. Well, thank you for this gift. You're welcome. Now I have one more. I'm feeding my addiction. Now I have one more. Okay. So you got to close your eyes again.
Starting point is 01:08:30 Now this time I genuinely need you to hold your hands out. Kind of like this. Like you're about to grab something that's just right. The other side. There you go. Here we go. Your next gift to celebrate the luck of the Irish. Why is it so cold?
Starting point is 01:08:48 Can I open? Open your eyes. You've got your own pot of gold with a little beverage on the inside. What's in here? Oh, we're going to find out. No, Cam. But we're going to find out together. I would never leave you on this journey of celebrating the Irish. So we're going to celebrate. What is this? Oh, you'll find out. Can I smell it? No. No smells allowed. Did you wash it? Oh, I washed it.
Starting point is 01:09:11 I knew you'd freak out. I washed it. I washed it last night. Okay. So we're going to combine two things that our fans and our beautiful community love. Us celebrating them and celebrating other communities and some trivia. Okay. So we're simply, I'm just going to start throwing some trivia out there.
Starting point is 01:09:25 I don't know what's in the cup. No, that's the beauty. That's the beauty. The jewel of that pot of gold from the fairy Thomas that you're holding. Did you put ice in it? Oh, no. It's very cold. So cold.
Starting point is 01:09:35 Very cold. Feels good. Here we go. So we're going to combine the two. We're going to play some St. Patrick's Day trivia. Has nothing to do with St. Patrick's. Okay. Just regular trivia.
Starting point is 01:09:44 Okay. Everything you get wrong, you got to take a drink a drink okay and a good drink okay okay here we go we're gonna start off hot what was the original color of coca-cola like the liquid or the brand what was the original color of coca-cola red green st. Patrick's Day take a sip but you can't take bigger sips here we go there's a treat in here Oh in which country is finger pulling considered a serious sport? Arizona. Arizona. Ooh, so bad. It's Austria.
Starting point is 01:10:37 B. Stop. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Play the game. Play the game right because you get a better prize if you get more right than wrong. Now you've got to play the game right.
Starting point is 01:10:50 What did Mark Twain try to become before he was a worldwide famous writer? An artist. A gold miner. You see how there's semi-themed green and gold and St. Paddy's? You're the worst! You're the worst! You're the worst. He said, oh, really? No way.
Starting point is 01:11:12 A couple more. We're just going to get a couple more. Keep it flowing. What can bring you bad luck in Italy? Garlic. Bumping into a nun. Oh, my God. You were like, no, yeah, I know.
Starting point is 01:11:30 I'm sorry. It's like lightning. Like the cloud gets dark. We have more questions, right? Oh, my. That thing's not empty. No, no, no. It looks a little light.
Starting point is 01:11:39 Oh, it's light as. No way. I love beer. We have more questions.***. No way. I love beer. You have more questions. Okay, thank God. I want this to be like the guy from ACT. Come on. Where is it customary to step back on someone if he accidentally stepped on you?
Starting point is 01:11:56 Immediately I went basketball. Oh, no, but I said where, not what. Where is it customary? Location, country specifically. Can you give me a region? If someone steps on you, where can you step on them back? Germany, probably. They stomp a lot over there.
Starting point is 01:12:09 Close, but not... It's good beer. Strong beer. Yeah. The answer was Russia. Close. Close. Close. Couple more.
Starting point is 01:12:27 Couple more for you. Oh, God. Which today's... Which today's... Did they drink beer when they made this website? Which today's university is older than the Aztec Empire? Oh, it's one of those. It's one of those smart ones.
Starting point is 01:12:46 Yale, Harvard, Brown, Ivy League. Wrong, wrong, wrong, and not a school. Sounds cool. It sounds cool. Duke? It's an animal mix with a truck. Animal mix with a truck. A little bit of Detroit, Michigan.
Starting point is 01:13:03 Oh, there's a school called Dodge? That's not in Detroit. That's not in Detroit. Oxford. Animal mixed with a truck. I thought that was a dictionary. No, the Oxford University. They have a school too?
Starting point is 01:13:21 They have a great school. Older than the Aztecs. They got a monopoly. Oh, last question. Then we can just down the bitch. God bless. Here we go. What highly illegal drug used to be in popular medicine for cough and headaches?
Starting point is 01:13:31 Cocaine. Gotta cut that one probably. You gotta mute it. I will do one more. Why are the pencils yellow? Oh. Why are the pencils yellow? Again. Why are the pencils yellow? Again, I think whoever typed this was inebriated, but it's all good.
Starting point is 01:13:51 Why are the pencils yellow? Why are the pencils yellow? Why are the pencils yellow? Yep. I assume because of the trees. What? How many yellow ferns and oaks have you seen in your day? No, but if you've ever cut down a tree.
Starting point is 01:14:06 It's not yellow. There's a hue. It's like a wood. It's not yellow. Yellow is like yellow. No, it's not this yellow. That's gold. A straw.
Starting point is 01:14:15 That's gold. Close cousins. They can kiss, though. They can kiss it in that rainbow. Because the best graphite used to come from China, since yellow is their official color, and it was a symbol of quality graphite graphite is lead happy saint to the Irish to the Irish we absolutely love all of
Starting point is 01:14:36 our Irish people and Kiana McGregor but that was a fun little thing pretty much as an excuse for us to drink some beer hey I appreciate. What was the prize if I win? Oh, there's nothing. I just didn't want you to become a degenerate and start screaming wrong answers to slam the beer. That's like... I had to put a muzzle on you for a second. That's like sentencing someone to prison and being like, you get a masseuse every day.
Starting point is 01:15:01 They're like, oh no. And they go, here's your masseuse. His name's John. He comes in. We're going, oh, no. And they go, here's your masseuse. His name's John. And he comes in. We're going to start on the lower extreme. Okay, wait. Speaking of beer, right? It's crazy that you brought this.
Starting point is 01:15:13 This is good. Cheers to the Irish. It's time to play the game it's in there my crotch is wet now oh so is your beer oh Oh, sorry. Okay. Speaking of beer, right? There was a trend when we were in college that I never got behind. And I'm 26 years old now. I'm like eight years removed from college. But I still try it to this day because I want to fit in with that college crowd I never could. I do not know where you're going with this.
Starting point is 01:16:00 Do you remember shower beer? No, shower beers. Oh, I've had a shower is it you drink a beer in the shower yeah i got it fantastic i never understood that i did that when i was a teacher you were going through a lot i'd come home pissed off i'd say give me a cold one no but genuinely i never understood shower beers if you don't know it's like it's very much a fraternity like people that look like cj and pierce 100 like it's very much a fraternity. People that look like CJ and Pierce. 100%. It's very much that demographic.
Starting point is 01:16:28 It's very much that demographic. It's like, hey, we go in the shower. Not we. You go in the shower. Whoa. Whoa. I wash your back. You give me a sip.
Starting point is 01:16:39 Imagine I'm washing. I'm just like, oh, that's nice. I got a little itch. That was the beer. That was the beer. That was the beer. Cheers to the Irish. Yours is empty. You suck like a...
Starting point is 01:16:57 Fish. Here we go. But genuinely, I've never been able to get behind the shower beers. And as a 26-year-old man, I'll be in my living room butt ass naked and i'll be like i smell my undercarriage i need to go shower but it's a weekend and i want to be sexy so i'll go to my fridge i'll get a beer i'll go upstairs to my shower but i never know the placement of where to stand in the shower because i've tried it hundreds of times cameron then you're just bad i open the beer and then all my shower water's in my beer or i try to
Starting point is 01:17:31 drink it and i'm getting hit from this side i'm like you go okay naturally are you a water on chest water on back i'm a rotisserie chicken okay i'm in the shower like this you're just spinning you go today's another day. You're just so happy. I'm like, oh. That's how you're supposed to wash your ass. No, the hell it's not. I think you can just get a bar of soap.
Starting point is 01:17:55 You're a freak. I'd hate to stay the night and shower at your place. I go to rub my pits. I'm getting an asshole on my underarms. Wait, how do you wash your ass in the shower? Not with a bar of soap. No, I'm saying, but you said. No, i've opened up before but that aggressive open up never oh you gotta you gotta bend and cough i never two hands and golden gate my oh my god it's like i'm collecting water no my gut gets a little full i'm like a circus dolphin i'm like a sea world attraction watch him spit it out
Starting point is 01:18:26 watch out everybody splash zone coming soon you just go it's just a it looks like lebron's chalk out of my ass. You do the whole routine with your ass. You go. He goes. Oh, shit. No, but genuinely. I take my thing.
Starting point is 01:18:55 What thing? The Manscaped body spreader, the little microplaster. Okay, you use that on your ass, though? You have to. Where else do you use it? That's not more nasty. Bar of soap. Wait, where else do you use that? My entire body nasty bar of soap wait where else do you use that my entire body on your neck my entire body but listen listen are you washing
Starting point is 01:19:10 after every shower we're not washing after every shower so you're what are you getting oil change after every drive no i'm saying so you're using like basically a hand scrubber right yes and you're putting soap on it you're rubbing it all over your body and then you're you're touching back porch and you're just leaving it there for the next shower i touch back porch so i do everything then genitalia and butt then rinse it off under the water and i go like this with my hand a little bit and then put it up that's not okay but then you're going back next shower i take it get it it wet, soapity soap. Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze so we can lather.
Starting point is 01:19:47 Start the process over. Yeah, bro. You got to do some work. Whatever he's doing with the bar of soap. Hey, I don't look like a wolverine when I take my shirt off. Yeah, that's a fact. Hairy shoulders. It has nothing to do with the bar of soap in the house.
Starting point is 01:20:02 Not on. We're getting so close to time we can i can feel it in the air but let's finish the shower beers out right it's so good yeah what is the science of a of a shower beer does it hit different why do people drink beers in the shower so there's two things one typically 99 out of 100 people probably shower warm water. Very good. Feels good. Your beer, ice cold. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:28 So you, not rotisserie chicken, you need to just turn. Water's on your back. You're feeling it. Nice relaxation. Maybe a little lavender in the air. I don't know why I did that. That was very subjective, but I genuinely just had to itch my nose. Here we go.
Starting point is 01:20:43 Yeah. Water's on your back and you are facing away that's when you drink the beer water won't hit you you're good where do you put the beer where do you put the beer like your shower doesn't have a park bench in it yeah but you can put a keg of beer in your shower without it getting wet no it's not even that you do aerobics in your shower it's not even that it's the water hits that bench in my shower though do you have a fire hydrant for your spout where's the water good the water should be very concentrated like one stream you get the rainfall above you no it just goes far then put it on one of the little etchings in the corner or something okay i don't know what showers y'all have water is
Starting point is 01:21:21 hitting every square inch of my shower at all times that's not true or you have the world's most strongest head it doesn't look like a car wash happy say bad say no there's no way your water's hitting every inch guess it is in my shower kim first of all i'm big bodied i'm six six seven six seven i'm i'm huge i'm 280 pounds no you're not lean muscle i'm okay 280 lean to be terrifying. I'm 220, almost 7 foot. Right? Whenever the water, and I have high water pressure on my shower.
Starting point is 01:22:11 It might be new. Whenever the water is hitting me, it is spraying everywhere. Every inch of my shower is wet. Where am I putting the beer? First, hide it behind your hollowed torso and just sit there with it and you drink it step to the furthest point of your shower but the reason it's fantastic is because two things it's a two birds one stone scenario yeah and it's yin and yang hot and cold so your body's hot but cold beer going down that tunnel jet fuel hitting the engine getting ready to take off that's one and then two things one stone who doesn't
Starting point is 01:22:45 like that getting two things done at once you're bathing getting clean but you're also starting the night off right shower beer is fantastic yeah i've had a sandwich in my shower i don't know i don't know i don't know how you you're saying you can't drink a beer i've eaten a sandwich in my shower you you've consumed calories. 100%. In water? Bread, peanut butter, and jelly. No, okay, Cam, there's no way. I'm dead ass serious.
Starting point is 01:23:12 I'm dead ass serious. I got back from this. There is people on most wanted list, right? Kidnapping. Robbery. It's not that bad. Trafficking. It's not that bad.
Starting point is 01:23:22 Then there's Cam. It's not that bad. Eating in the shower might be the most heinous thing I've ever heard in my life. When you respect your body enough and you're on a... Because I can move my body to where things won't get wet if I don't want them to get wet. Big back. That is true. You have a lot of mass.
Starting point is 01:23:42 I can block that water. Kept that sandwich nice and tight. First of all, how bad are you at delegating your time? No, that's the reason. I didn't have all the time in the world and go, hey, bring me a sandwich. It was a time crunch. I had to go somewhere. I just got back from the gym.
Starting point is 01:23:55 I need calories and I need to be clean. You couldn't have taken the extra. PB&J, unwrap, straight to the shower. You couldn't have taken the extra minute and a half of your day to finish a sandwich? Kim, imagine that. I don't have to. I did it. I did the thing.
Starting point is 01:24:11 You know the texture of that bread you were probably eating? Okay, no water hit it. How hot are your showers? Lukewarm. I got sensitive skin. So there's no steam in your shower there's steam okay kim naturally the steam in your shower is going to mess up the molecules of your wheat bread hey my molecules of the wheat bread were there for 30 seconds i am an armadillo i eat
Starting point is 01:24:40 things quickly and leave no trace of evidence kim you understand that that's not okay to do. It's not normal, but it's not wrong. Did you bring a plate in there too? No, it's a PB&J. I could crush it in my hand, throw it down in one bite. Okay. This big. And I went, took a couple bites, took 45 to a minute, and I was done.
Starting point is 01:24:56 Then I turned around, soaked up, got out. But you eat like a caveman too. You eat like gnarled and nasty. I know there's just, if there's breadcrumbs on your shower drain you can go to f***ing hell. Cam, you have a wife and a child if they're going into that shower and they're stepping on f***ing seeds What's next? Where does it end?
Starting point is 01:25:14 Ciao man, next? Where does it end? Oh my god, if I got a bowl from Panda Express fried rice, orange chicken in a shower, adjust the head, go to the southernmost corner and I eat that while like my ass and low backs getting hit by hot water and the calves oh god you have low dopamine don't you like you need a fix i need something yeah i need something there's nothing stranger in this world
Starting point is 01:25:38 nothing stranger that i've done that's bullshit there's nothing stranger that i've done would you right if you if you had to Just y'all two immediately Would you rather eat a PB&J in the shower Or go three weeks without bathing PB&J in the shower I'd say that too F*** off They're equally as dirty
Starting point is 01:25:54 No they're not Yes it is Kim Hey I decided to eat peanut butter in the shower You grew peanut butter on your body By not going three weeks without shower No no There's a difference
Starting point is 01:26:04 No no Because mine just affects me Yeah I feel gross I feel nasty peanut butter on your body by not going three weeks without a shower. No, no. There's a difference. No, no. Because mine just affects me. Yeah, I feel gross. I feel nasty. You share that shower with your family, Cam. You have a sanct... A kingdom. I do.
Starting point is 01:26:14 You have your wife and her nubby little toes. Get off her little sausage toes. She does have the cutest toes. Bro, it wasn't... I didn't leave crumbs. Cam, imagine. I'm not eating tortilla chips. First of all, Cam, you don't even wash your legs.
Starting point is 01:26:30 So I know there's a little bit of jelly extract on your shin, brother. No, there's not. No, that wasn't jelly. And I know you over jelly your sandwiches too. So I know when you took a bite, a little bit hit your chest. No, now that is where I would draw the line. If I got a wet nipple bite a little bit hit your chest and you said no now that is where I would draw the line if I got a wet nipple with a hint of method men and then I I scraped some jam I scraped some natural preserves mixed with a little bit of soap and I go now that is heinous
Starting point is 01:26:57 dude that is I need to be arrested I would much rather bro listen to me I would much rather never shower again in my entire life. Bullshit! Than eat in the shower. Peyton, I would eat. I want you to hear me, and I am honest. I would eat a filet mignon with buttery flaky bread from Del Frisco's in a shower, butt naked, flaccid. Can't see it. Flaccid.
Starting point is 01:27:27 Barely see it. Can can't really it's gone it's like before i went my entire life without shower i matter of fact i'd get rid of an arm i would get rid of an arm before i could not shower for another 50 to 60 years it's really not that bad there's enough science in this world where you can take a couple Like daily vitamins Brother you would be the new age science If you didn't bathe For let's say you had 50 years left I want you to think about What you were smelling
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Starting point is 01:29:29 Yeah! Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Oh, sh- Alright, I think it's time to get into people's- Oh, man. We gotta do a drunk episode on Patreon. I'm crying. I'm crying.
Starting point is 01:29:50 What? The way you said that. A little bit of sex. Oh, my God. Happy St. Patrick's Day. That did not happen. What? That did not happen.
Starting point is 01:30:00 Cheers, man. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture. He lost all confidence by himself. I took a sip. People's favorite segment. Pop culture.
Starting point is 01:30:17 Pay in a cam. Pop culture. Pay in a cam. Pow. Our fourth camera sucks. I didn't get a clap or nothing. Not a clap. Not a nothing. Damn. You said you had a pop culture this get a clap or nothing. Not a clap. Not a nothing.
Starting point is 01:30:25 Damn. You said you had a pop culture this week. Oh, wait. Can I preface something? Go. After every PLE, WWE, that will be the pop culture the next week. Mm. I saw a lot of comments on last week's episode.
Starting point is 01:30:37 We got a big WWE audience. So, I got you. I'm getting straight to it. Okay. If you have Hulu, I'm so dead serious. If you have Hulu, you need to watch Paradise. Show called Paradise. It's been buzzing around.
Starting point is 01:30:52 You might have heard of it. It is very, very, like it is really good. Seriously. I highly enjoy the way this was written. So it is about, the main character is a special agent that is assigned to the president. Oh, it's already fire. Oh, you're going to say something else? Wait, what?
Starting point is 01:31:12 I thought you were going to mute it for YouTube. I thought you were going to say something else. Oh, no, no. What's it about? So, the main character is a special agent that has been assigned to the task force. Not task force, personal bodyguard of the president. Yeah. But immediately, like in the show, it's, it's the normal United States.
Starting point is 01:31:32 It's not like a, like a utopian thing. Isn't it a sci-fi though? Uh, I mean, yeah, it's sci-fi, but I'm saying it's like, there's, there's Colorado, there's Arizona. Like it's real. It's not like they're in Gotham. Like it's normal cities and normal world. There's a, like they know this catastrophic thing is going to happen to the world.
Starting point is 01:31:49 And basically, it's a volcano in Antarctica that goes off and it sends trillions and trillions of gallons of water, huge tsunamis, everything's done. Okay. So they know that that is happening. So the Paradise, this woman sells a cloud storage company and she gets like 34 billion dollars yeah and she didn't even know it was gonna happen so this rant random ass woman becomes this super powerful girl and she builds an underground city in colorado that's
Starting point is 01:32:18 you don't even know you don't even know it's underground you don't know any of that to the end of episode one they go a full spoiler alert by the way yeah sorry but spoiler alert we'll put that in the i'm gonna stop after there i'm not gonna tell you like everything but it's it's so good written that's why i loved it like it's a dope concept but the way it was written was so good whole episode goes by and then you realize that they're in this thing yeah she builds an underground city and only 25 000 people get to go to this city and like the rest of the world's like... They're cooked. So, but they go down there, and the special agent and everything, and then in the first episode, this isn't really a spoiler,
Starting point is 01:32:51 you'd be able to see it, but the president dies. Nice. So then they're trying to find out who did it, why they did it, all this stuff, and then for the next seven episodes straight, it is just, it's all laid out. It is so good. I've heard really good things about it. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:33:03 I've heard really good things. It's one of those shows, kind of like a squid game. Like, everyone's talking about it, so you i've heard really good things about it oh my god it really like we it's one of those shows it's kind of like a squid game like everyone's talking about it so you go oh let me watch it but you're so happy you did dude such a such a good show you need to watch there's this weird thing about me it's so hard for me to subscribe to other streaming services i only have netflix for as much netflix is netflix is apple as yeah apple is to the technology 100 but there are so many other good movies and shows on other streaming platforms. I don't know what it is with me. For as much TV and movies as I watch, I only have one streaming service.
Starting point is 01:33:34 That is kind of crazy. Yeah. But, I mean, I'm not going to lie. If I didn't have, like, if Liv didn't sign up for one of these way back when, and we just still had it, and then my mom. Like, bro, I'm a diehard Netflix girly. Where would you – okay, so how far are you in the Paradise show? Yo, you finished it?
Starting point is 01:33:51 Season one? There's one season out right now. It 100% looks like there's going to be a season two. Oh, yeah. It's super successful. Eight episodes. I keep seeing it everywhere. So where would you put it next to – let's put our top shows.
Starting point is 01:34:01 Yeah, give me some shows. Our top shows that we like together. Suits, Ozark. Bro, like no bullshit. It has potential to compete with Ozark depending on
Starting point is 01:34:17 like season one of Ozark, season one of Paradise. Give me Paradise. I'm not even kidding. Like it's, now Ozark became an like undeniable show. One of the best shows ever, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like there's only oneark became one of the best shows ever.
Starting point is 01:34:25 That's what I'm saying. There's only one season now. It could get shitty with writing. But this season's very good, bro. Ozark, it could compete. Bridgerton, Bridgerton's good, but it's not the same. Bridgerton's like a, you watch. I couldn't get into Bridgerton.
Starting point is 01:34:38 I loved it. Bridgerton was fire. But, bro, Paradise is up. It is up there. And, like, okay, I'll tell you this. Night Agent, The Recruit, and Paradise. All secret agents, show like that, CIA, Paradise is up. It is up there. And like, okay, I'll tell you this. Night Agent, The Recruit, and Paradise. All secret agents, Shelly, SCIA, Paradise. Really?
Starting point is 01:34:49 I love me some Night Agent. Paradise stomps on Night Agent. Sorry. I love The Recruit, though. And it was supposed to be a little cheesier and funny, but I loved it. Yeah, it's so good. All right. Bro, you got to watch it.
Starting point is 01:35:01 I will watch it. I will watch it. And then I'll give you the login. Oh, I just thought of a new. You rep. Okay. I just thought of a new thing for Patreon that we might do. I'm all for it.
Starting point is 01:35:10 I can already hear your brain waves. I'm all for it. So remember I told you. I don't know if they know or even the audience knows. One of my first or like second or third YouTube channels was a movie review channel. I used to be like, I used to talk about lighting and directing and like all this. I used to be like a huge movie nerd. Maybe we do like a movie review channel. I used to talk about lighting and directing and all this shit. I used to be a huge movie nerd. Maybe we do a movie TV series on Patreon.
Starting point is 01:35:33 Fantastic. To all my Koala Club members, let me know if you want that. Let us know. That is a fantastic idea. God, that is one thing I used to, honest to God, like as an excuse, but pre-COVID, bro, movie fanatic. And I could easily get back into it. It was such a long time off.
Starting point is 01:35:48 Just kind of lost it. What's yours? What's yours? Pop culture? Pop culture? Well, today, I'm bringing up WWE again. Go for it. But today, when this comes out, it's John Cena's first time back on Raw since he's turned
Starting point is 01:36:03 heel. Or I think even since his retirement tour, to be honest. This is his first Raw. It's overseas, so that crowd's going to be insane. But the thing I'm worried about is the overseas crowds are so good because they don't ever really get WWE.
Starting point is 01:36:18 We're spoiled over here. Every Monday, every Friday. It's going to be in the US. We get a lot of the PLEs and stuff. But when they're over there, they're so excited. So think how long they haven't seen John Cena. Yeah. They're going to be hyped regardless. He's supposed to be heel, but that's also John Cena.
Starting point is 01:36:36 We haven't seen him in a decade. They won't give him the appropriate and deserved negativity. But it should go into the... If they do... Oh, boy. It's going to be monumental. And I can't wait to see... I think him and...
Starting point is 01:36:52 John Cena and Cody are going to do a promo against each other. I've always said this. I've talked to Santi about this. And if you're a WWE fan, you know who Santi is. I'm not super into Cody Rhodes promos. Like when he's on the mic, I do not think he's that good. And John Cena is one of the best to ever do it. So I am very excited to see how that goes.
Starting point is 01:37:16 Heel Cena versus Babyface Cody. I think it's going to be great. So yeah, I'll be watching that with y'all tonight. So we can talk about it on Twitter at YSKPod at DPSHA get us out of here or that was Pop Culture Paying It Cam Pop Culture
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