You Should Know Podcast - SWAPPING SOCKS -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: January 2, 2023

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and and okay i don't know if i i don't know about that one i think we need to exit that one quick in the in 2023 guys welcome back to the you should know podcast oh it just smells different in here huh it just feels different in here new 2023 that's not even how you say things. It's a new year. It's a new me. It's the same us, huh? How about that? Guys, it's a new year, but some things just don't change. If you're new here or if you haven't already and you look below you and you see that subscribe button isn't pressed, you're wrong. If you look even more below that and you see that comment section isn't fulfilled with your name, guess what? Even more wrong.

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That is foul. I'm going to go ahead and hide that. We have some amazing new stuff coming in 2023. If you watched to the very end of the last episode, you got a little sneak peek. I know. I leave stuff at the end for the true fans that watch all the way to the end to get that secret code and get a little sneak peek i know i leave at least i'm at the end for the for the true fans that watch all the way to the end to get that secret code and get a little sneak peek but let me give you a little more of a sneak peek of what's coming in 2023 some more live shows ooh city to city ooh meet and greets ooh new merch ooh and maybe a new set i don't know a new set. I don't know.

I don't know. Uh-oh. I don't know. Uh-oh. 2023. Oh, maybe a little, what's that website called? Patreon? Ooh, that one might be coming sooner than you even sneeze twice on a Wednesday afternoon

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You know something that happened? I went to a... That was way too close. I went to get my toes done because my toenails are like talons sometimes. Pedicures are phenomenal. But I went to this place, a little rink-a-dink.

Not the cleanest of establishments, but they were cheap. know me i'm broke i need the cheap option i put my foot in the water i felt a little crunch like it wasn't a smooth surface under their toenails at the bottom of it i swear to you there were toenails in the water where my feet were water wasn't even hot barely lukewarm like room temperature water you know what that means right no that means they did not switch out the bag from someone else's pedicure there's probably dead skin there's toenails there's might be a might be some sort of fungi and you just bathed your feet in it yeah Yeah. That's a lawsuit in my eyes. Well, nothing happened to me.

No, no. Nothing yet. But and? You might have to have your foot amputated. I got hairy legs. And ashy. Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Great. Just dry.

Like a chalkboard. Looked like you walked out of page 67 of like a comic book. You just stepped right off of it. Just black and white. Just gray. And so whenever she was doing it, she didn't put enough like, Show that leg again. Ash. That's straight ash huh the socks bro like why didn't you ask for that socks for christmas those are brown so whenever she was you know they massage the thighs

yeah in the leg and it's not your thigh they're massaging your thighs it's a different pedicure my friend so they're massaging the cast you That's a different pedicure, my friend. So when they were massaging the calves, you know they're supposed to lubricate it, put water and lotions on it, and different kind of shampoos on your leg? Mm-hmm. They didn't do that. They don't put shampoos, but mm-hmm. Oh, she had gloves on, too, and there was no lubrication, so it was just tearing my hairs.

Oh. Oh. I said, ew! That sucks. And she used the cheese grater, i tapped out i told her i'm not gonna be able to do this too long cheese grater is my favorite part oh you're a psychopath cheese grater is my favorite part you're a psychopath cheese bro just gnawing away on those calluses oh okay i don't have calluses i do i guess i work hard. Do you tip your... Yeah, you have to.

Do you tip Melthy, though? I'm saying you specifically. Okay. I mean, I don't tip too much. You're like, I'm so sorry for this experience. I'm like, I'm sorry. Oh, they definitely talk about my toe. Oh, my God.

They definitely talk about my toe. They're definitely... I need to train and learn... A foreign language? Yeah, I just didn't know which one yeah that's fine that's why we say for one of the languages but um and go in there and be prepared you could like this is disgusting diane how about we switch and you can i'm just like that's why i always just get on my phone like not like a disrespectful thing but like you don't have to talk to me i don't have to talk

to you yeah i'm sorry i already know that I know you've seen worse feet than mine. So that's it. What kind of patient are you during appointments? Like when I'm getting my hair cut, love my barber to death. I don't, don't talk to me that much. I'm kind of like, I love, I mean, my barber's dope. Like he's, he's awesome. But I don't know.

I mean, I don't know. I can kick it with mine. Like we talk like sometimes it's like sometimes we talk the full time but something like what because we've been i've been going to him for like five years so something like he knows if it's not a talkative thing he's not gonna force it it's not like a new client you know okay like if we if we're talking it's just flowing we'll flow the whole time boom you're done appreciate it see you next time doom da da da bink but if it's like just a quiet day that's what i'm saying but like just you know

me cut and be be done you know me when i'm not here and i'm just like with people really other than you i don't really talk that much so when i'll text my bar like i text my barber all the time we send each other funny memes blades to my scalp i don't want to i don't want to discuss things i can't hear anything all i'm hearing is like that's all i'm thinking about it's like i don't care what lebron did yesterday yeah don't i don't i don't care if you like the cranberry sauce on your thing i don't care just cut it yeah that's uh um 2023 it's feeling good in the air huh feels different smells like uh smells like opportunity oh what else does it smell like a little bit of gasoline well we should probably check that probably probably file a request yeah we probably maintenance

order for smelling that no but uh 2023 is gonna be a huge year it's gonna be a great year um yeah a lot of stuff coming a lot of things that we can't fully talk about now but you will get sneak peeks at the end he already kind of dropped one bomb wasn't that comes up boom here comes the pool y'all really want to live home here come no 2007 should have left it where I had the OG YouTube videos it's like Reggie Bush running through someone here Here it's like in 240 pixels. Here comes the boom. Here comes the boom.

You know what the funniest thing is? Like back in the day, everybody had their, or not everybody, but the specific kind of people that had this song as in the background of their highlight clip, you knew. It's like this 20% luck, 50%. 15% concentrated power of will. 5% what is it? Effort? I'd be like, it's 100%.

I'm clicking on this video. Yeah, I've heard this 19 times in the last hour. I've always strived and I always wanted to make a LeBron highlight video just to do it. Make a LeBron highlight video to where every time he's dunking, it hits on the beat with the song that I choose. You know what we should do for 2020 like every time the beat drops well he's hitting the move i think my 2020 this is we're gonna give you we're gonna give each other resolutions for 2023 my already know yours my my resolution for you is to start uploading on your tiktok page more so i think we should all give cam ideas i mean i can hit the little i don't want to see you move your hips i don't want to see you move your hips the world wants

to see me move my hips give him a little sneak peek. See the whole fucking. That's a hazard. Whoa. Project. Project. Project. Hey. Hey.

Hey. What you want? What you want? I can do those but I don't want to make those like cause a damn natural disaster. Just like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

The walls start. No, but what like what should I post though i guess y'all leave in the comments like what do you want like day in the life vlogs like setting up like the whole day leading up to recording i think little funny videos skits this is my idea for cam and y'all tell me if y'all would like to see this because our main tick tock page isn't strictly um podcast stuff right i think i don't want to deter away from that but it won't detour it'll add a different light it'll show a different angle right so people don't really see on our patreon that's coming very soon they're going to get a real behind the scenes day in the life of what we do

insane like and just i'll say that for the end yeah yeah it's more of a sneak peek okay okay but it's gonna be it's gonna be different levels of doing it like how it looks like they should do it yeah no no yeah no no not that but um at the end or not at all no not at all okay but um the stuff that you're gonna see like we have some crazy ideas for patreon that are like because this is like a very family friendly stuff and we'll still keep it family friendly over there but you're gonna see a different side of especially me maybe but you're gonna get you're gonna see some stuff and some like i can't even say but you're gonna see a lot of stuff over there but i'm saying you don't get a good angle you don't get to see

everything that goes into this if you want to see like the setup or like stuff you don't even notice that's in the studio or all that don't even notice that's in the studio or all that day in the life of coming into the studio, what it takes, all that, I think Cam should start doing day in the life stuff or stuff you do outside of the podcast. And just have stuff that we're in it. I think it would be great. And if the fans watching this, if you want to see Cam do that on his TikTok,

leave a comment right now. You look like a villain. You say that every episode. But right there, you were just like, if you want to see cam do that on his tiktok leave a comment right now you look like a villain you say that every episode but right there you're just like if you want to see him like your eyes are about to pop out of your skull but no i mean i'd be down like i am down it's just i need to i don't know what to do so like you said leave it's like the main page is like the page our page of everything but it's like i don't know what to do with mine it's kind of just there so i can go in to live with you to be honest but i'm down so let me know fulfill the comment section day in the life vlogs uh what do we eat before we shoot?

A little pre-production stuff. Yeah, pre-production stuff. A little jokes. Our outings whenever we go out. I don't know. I'll do something. I'll figure it out. A little fit checks.

Because they know you as the Drippy King. I mean, today you're taking my flow a little bit. Yeah. All black. A little pop of color, though. Yeah. Shout out to these. Guaranteed.

Never mind. But these are good old knitted Roche runs from years ago. Still in prime condition. Anyway, okay. Enough of that. Sorry. No, it's fine. Go ahead.

What about you? Brown socks? What do you? Give me some. Give me some New Year's resolutions for me. Like, what do you want? Oh, Lord. How many?

The first five or the second five? Okay, go ahead. First five. I'm just kidding. I'm not going to give you five. But first one. You already know who it is. Do I even have to say it?

Yes. Do I have to say it? Yes. You want me to say it? Say them all. Take one guess. You're going to... You're literally guaranteed hit the first one on the first guess.

To bathe? Okay, you sick freak. That's not... That's like an unwritten... That's like a law of society. You should be arrested if you don't bathe? Okay, you sick freak. That's like an unwritten law of society. You should be arrested if you don't bathe. Okay, what is it? Take a guess. A genuine guess. A real guess. To work out?

There you go. Bing, bing, bing. First one for Uncle P is the man has all the athletic... What are you doing? But I already look like this! Put your shirt back on. Clothe yourself right now. Put your shirt back on. Clothe yourself right now. Put your shirt back on and don't ever do that again. Don't you ever do that again.

Clothe yourself immediately. You're going to have repercussions later for that. But first one, Uncle P has all the athletic genes. Oh, my God. Used to be a monster. He just ruined his hair. But, yeah, he works really hard on all this. And sometimes he doesn't take care of himself and do that.

So my first resolution is boom. Just get in the gym. Just do the gym. Just gym. We gym. But you wouldn't be able to make fun of me after that. Exactly. Oh, trust me.

I can make fun of you about a ton of other things. What else do I do that you can make fun of me for? I don't know. The next New Year's resolution. Maybe, trust me. I can make fun of you about a ton of other things. What else do I do that you can make fun of me for? I don't know. The next New Year's resolution. Maybe buy a dictionary. I don't know. Buy a dictionary. Maybe a Rosetta Stone subscription to English.

Not even to a different language. Maybe learn how to read and write. That could be a second one. That could be a genuine second one. I don't know. Enroll in English 2 at a random college just to get some more practice. I had a high GPA in high school. No, you didn't.

2.9. I thought you said 2.7. Maybe. Anyone that has a 2.7, don't think anything of it. It's all jokes. All the coaches in college said, get a 2.5 and above. Guess what I did? 2.5 and above.

They're sick. And they were like, here's college. No, but a couple other ones. A serious one. And tell me how many of y'all agree with this. Let's get Uncle P to stop buying black. Black's his favorite color. Black looks good on him. It's not my favorite color. But black's his favorite color black looks good on him it's not my favorite color but black's your favorite color your soul is black at this point everything

you own is black it's your favorite color no my favorite color is red i just like wearing black how many things how many articles of red do you own you want to know why i do this you know why i wear all black why because i sweat i do too hence the all black anyway we're going to try to get him to get some pops of color more shades shades of color in his wardrobe, and go to the gym. Those are the two first ones, I'd say. Other ones we can talk about later and whatnot, but yeah. Go to the gym, get you a little routine, whatever it might be, because not only because not for the, ooh, get the muscles and get better status, and what are you doing? My drawers are swallowing me up. It's wet.

Like, that just shouldn't be shared. I'd beat your ass if I had to smell your hand. That's a freak question to ask. That's a sick-ass question. Smell your hand. The nerve on this guy. Okay, how much money would it take right now For me to take

No I'm not sniffing your hand I'm not sniffing your hand No matter the money Talk How much money would it take I should slap you Right now

For me to take off my sock And you And you put it on your foot. Okay, come on. On my foot? I would do that. Do I have to put it on my bare foot? No, I can't do that. If I can put it over this sock, I'll do it. That sock is going to be moist. It is black. That sock is black. It is a white sock that is black on the bottom and you have shoes on. How is the sock black? Throw it away. Buy new socks. That is disturbing how black that sock is. Show them. Show them. And it's yellow. Like it's not even, it's stained.

I would take the money that you paid me and I'd go buy you new. I think I just got a whiff. Look, bro. Look at that. He has shoes on. How are they that black? Talk. Oh my god.

He's pissing me off. You want to put it on? No! I don't want to put it on. $500. I swear. $500. Come on.

$500. No. You know you want it. I do. Come on. No. I swear I'll give you $500. No.

Cash. Non-taxable. First off, you won't. Boy Scout honor. Peyton, I'd put that sock on immediately for $500. Shake. I'm not making you give me $500 for that. That's stupid.

You're not big. I'm not going to do this because you're not serious. You look like you need to be in that psych ward right now, the way you're looking at me. It is unreal how you're staring into my soul. What is happening, bro? We've been shooting for like 10 minutes. What is happening? You're crying, scratching your junk, moving your, move, and it stinks!

You're crying, rearranging Junkville, offering me to wear your sweaty, black, brown, nasty, stained, gross, gruesome, holy, outworn, stretched out sock for half a grand and look at me with beagle bug, pug eyes. I just saw that snot. I saw that snot. Go, go wash or wipe your hands. I just saw,

I know that didn't feel good on your knees, nor your hips. I saw that snot. I saw, he can't help you. Why are you looking at him? That's just you. He can't help you right now.

Oh my God. As y'all see see there's some things that just won't change I'm like a groundhog coming out to see if it's safe. Are you power you having to play defense? Are you playing defense get your ass up? You hold on Sorry audio listening You need a lock it I'm sorry you need a lock in I'm sorry Like What an episode already we're 15 minutes

Shut up, we're 15 minutes in. You've been shirtless. You've snotted. You've cried. And you've offered me to wear a sock for half a grand. I will do that immediately. You're not being serious. But the thing is, I don't want you to give me $500 just for putting a sock on. Okay, do it for free. No, I want the... I mean, that'll help a lot. Come on. Bro, you're not being real. Cash at the end of the month.

I'll give it to you. Oh, now it's at the end of the month. I mean, it's still a great offer. Yeah. Should I do it? Come on. Come on. Yeah.

You sound like an eight-year-old let go of my head what is bro we're gonna have some sort of do that sock that sock I'm I love that socks disgusting bro that socks disgusting that socks disgusting oh god your foot might be wider than my That sock's disgusting. Oh my god. Your foot might be wider than mine. Your foot might be wider than mine.

Oh my god. Your toe's disgusting. Oh my god. Oh my god. That sock is foul. Oh, good little pop. First off, dude, this is disgusting. Look at this!

Holy shit, it is, oh my god. It's wet. Oh my god, it's wet. It's like you literally dipped it in water. What's going on? Why is it so wet? My sock is dry as can be. You can show the camera

you put it on. Make sure it picks up. What am I supposed to hold my leg out and do it? Just do it like that. This is disgusting. Don't do this with anyone. What if they offer you $500?

Well, if they offer you $500, you should probably take it. Oh, my God. It's, like, stretched out. It's, like, there's no, like, integrity to this socket. Holy hell. Have you felt it? The bottom? Feel the bottom. Oh, my God.

It's like I stepped in a puddle. Oh, I just got a whiff, too. Oh, my God. a whiff, too. Oh, my God. There's no way. Oh, oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, oh, no.

Oh, no. It's so, it is so much. Put your foot up a little more. It's so much more damp when it's on your foot. Oh, my god. Oh This is awful why I did not think it was that bad this is awful Show the camera This is so bad Kill give that sock for a week.

Oh, it's so wet. That's just, I can't believe you did that. I can't believe you did that. That's disgusting. I'm not giving you a dollar. Oh, yes, you are. Oh, yes, you are. We will, that'll be our next episode.

Or by the end of the month, we will fight and put it, you are. That'll be our next episode. By the end of the month, we will fight and put it on the internet if I do not get my payment. Oh, my God. Do I have to wear it? I need it back. You can wear mine. Ew. Oh, I'm the ew?

You hypocrite. That's a dry ankle sock. Are you paying me? No. All right. You can keep that sock. I don't want the sock. You hypocrite! That's a dry ankle sock! Are you paying me? No! Alright. You can keep that sock. I don't want the sock. That was not planned at all. Oh my god.

Why did I say yes? I don't want that. I know y'all can't see, but I'm drying my foot on our rug. How'd that feel? Disgusting, honestly. It was way worse than what I thought. Atall can't see, but I'm drying my foot on our rug. How'd that feel? Disgusting, honestly. Like, it was way worse than what I thought. At first, I was like, that's gross. And I said, you know what?

That's a decent little extra little pay. I said, I'll do it. And then as soon as I grabbed it... That's a burp. Instant regret. Oh, shit. Like, disgusting. Why are you recording me?

Even my sock feels gross now. Oh, let's go to the discord. Oh, that shit was funny. All right, where do we go from here? All right. Oh my God. Almost hit my face. All right. Look at that sock. We can't have that on this set. Oh my God. Oh my God. god oh that would have been that would have been destroyed chemically imbalanced at that point all right all right enough of that i we i

he might not apologize but i'm gonna go ahead and apologize for one being around this two accepting it three actually doing it so 2023 uh i do expect that supplemental pay to be added to my uh to my collections at the end of the month because that was insane that was absurd we'll see oh we won't oh no we will see it in person we will see oh god or you will see defeat defeat get it that's a bar shut up you get it shut up all right all right so over the over week, um, something crazy happened to me. Oh Jesus. Finally, not me.

Like it wasn't, it wasn't necessarily to me, but it was just the whole thing was wild. Okay. All right. So this is a story about never judge a book by its cover. Okay. Good or bad. I love to judge books and their covers. Okay.

Here we go. So I'm at Chick-fil-A, me, my wife, and her little sister, Zoe. Okay, we're at Chick-fil-A. Fine establishment, like 9, 30-ish, 10 o'clock in the morning, eating breakfast. Zoe got to pick where we go. She wants Chick-fil-A, bada bing, bada boom. We're there. Chicken minis just down in them, right?

So we're sitting in the booth, laughing talking catching up and a very very decrepit very old man comes walking up on the side i mean like a puppet almost that's old yeah like it was i mean i'm not even exaggerating this is how he was walking oh no kale kale i'm so serious right so i don't see him at first. And because I'm looking this way, Liv's looking this way. He's coming, he's walking from this way outside. Liv goes, oh, goodness. Oh, my gosh.

Cam, go open the door for him. I'm like, who? Like, I'm enjoying my chicken minis. I just dipped it in the sauce. Like, what are we, who am I opening this door for? She goes, go open it for this old guy. He needs help. And he finally passes the window.

And I was like, oh, wow. Yeah, I'll go do it. So I go open the door this old guy he needs help and he finally passes the window and i was like oh wow yeah i'll go do it so i go open the door i hold the first one open sweetheart of a man nicest man you could possibly oh thank you sonny thank that's so kind that's that's just so kind of you thank you so much and i go oh of course no uh of course sir no problem let me get the second one for you too push it open so he can take his last little step, crawl thing in here. So then I get the second door, and I hold it. And again, I mean, he goes, oh, what a fantastic young man. Great seasons, greetings, you know.

What a great holiday spirit. Thank you so much. Why does he speak like he's in the Great Depression? He probably was at one point. I'm serious, like very old. I'm so serious. So he thanks me again. Just like the night, like everyone's like favorite grandpa.

Yeah. Like super nice guy, right? From Up. Literally. But no, because he was still a Scrooge at the beginning of the movie. But like when he finally came around. So he finally gets inside of the establishment. You know, Chick-fil-A.

Lord's Chicken. Like, just great establishment. Everyone's so nice, right? Oh, thank you, Sonny. That was so nice. Thank you for everything. I go, yes, sir. You have a great day.

Oh, you too now. Have a great one. So I walk around. I kid you not, about five seconds later, all I hear from this same man, he walks up to the counter. I am not exaggerating, by the way. He's almost parallel to the floor. He's literally like this.

He walks up to the counter on everything I look. Slams his hand on the counter. Now, who the hell is Helen? And I said, I literally turned around and he said it loud. He said, now, who the hell is Helen? and i said i literally turned around and he said it loud he said now who the hell is helen and i said and literally like the other booth that was over there turns live in zoe turn

i sit back in the booth and i'm looking and this woman that clearly wasn't helen goes i'm sorry sir what was that he said i need to speak to helen and i was like what so i'm like why is he so angry and he goes is she working or not and like the whole the whole script flip yeah okay so he literally like after maybe 20 seconds the girl goes back there and she comes back she's like uh helen's not in today and he goes of course her ass isn't. You have another manager here? And then so they go get this guy that's like another manager. He goes, my first, and I'm doing this because he's down the whole time. He goes, my first question is, is Helen the main manager or is it you?

He goes, well, sir, that would be Helen. She's the general manager of this location. He goes, all right, I got a damn bone to pick with you. And I'm like, bro, whose grandpa is this? I'm like, that's a damn bone to pick with you and i'm like bro who's grandpa's i'm like that's a straight up like the whole script just flipped and he literally goes what does a man have to do for y'all to answer the damn phone to cater chick-fil-a i swear to god and the guy's like just dumbfounded he's just because this is like i mean i'm not kidding he's probably like 88 years old okay super old Super old. How are you even driving?

Don't know. Anyway, gets there and he's just angry. Like he was the nicest, kindest, old little man to me. And he's just roasting these people. And it's Chick-fil-A. You don't do that. So they're sitting there. Oh, of course.

I'm so sorry, sir. And he's like, y'all need to start answering your damn phone. You got me coming out in these icy roads and he's screaming and stuff. Oh, so basically he just keeps talking about how they don't answer the phone this literally goes on for like five minutes he's super angry they walk him out so at this point we're leaving like we're done with our food we're leaving and they're walking him out and of course it's slow like it's nothing's rushed they walk him out and they're outside and he basically just restarts the combo. Just starts going after him.

He's just like, y'all need to answer your phone. How does an establishment fine as this one not answer your phone for anybody? This is ridiculous. You got a 90 year old man driving out in the rain and the icy roads. He's literally like, he's giving a sermon. Literally, he's just going in on them. And they were like, well, sir, I'm so sorry. You know, sometimes we get busy, but we typically answer like every phone call yeah and he was like uh he said well you didn't answer mine

and he just keeps going and then literally they're like well sir i mean we can give you like you know chick-fil-a just yeah high class they're gonna my pleasure you today sir we can we can give you like a voucher or we can get you something taken care of right now we're sorry you had to come out in these conditions and he goes no i just wanted to to speak to Helen and give her a piece of my mind. I don't want you a damn chicken. And then he starts walking off. Literally, I kid you not. They're right there.

It's the guy and then just another employee, I guess, just make sure whatever. Like, so there's accountability. And he starts walking off. And it was like their face. They were just like this. Like, we just got cussed out yelled at by this old like senile man but it go it literally takes me back to the beginning because he was like oh what a fine gentleman thank you so much sonny and then he goes in there and who the hell is helen

that guy was about his business though he just starts roasting you had no beef with you he wanted to talk to helen i'm like i mean man to be retired and to have enough time to go to the establishment to complain about it not buy anything and then go back home he's a real he's a real what a what a luxury that is and I bet a hundred percent he dialed the wrong number he couldn't oh there's not a doubt in my mind that he was not calling Chick-fil-a he simply was he was calling the chum bucket he was calling he was not calling Chick-fil-A. I bet everything I've ever earned that he was not calling Chick-fil-A. That's funny as hell. Bro, it was, it was crazy.

Like, he got so loud. Do old people be like senile? Dude, they don't care. Yeah, they do not care. It was wild. I was just like, I'm like, what the hell? That guy was so nice and then just turned. My two biggest things as a kid is I couldn't wait to be an old man and just sit on my porch and yell at people.

Because what are you going to do to me? Yeah, are you going to fight me? Yeah, it's like you're going to earn stripes that way? Earn stripes. What's the first thing you think about when you wake up? Minus fear. What? Just utter panic what does that mean you don't like you when you wake up you're not just like the first thing every time that crosses my mind i like look i just look at olivia

see she's in the bed i'm like okay that's, that's step one. Then I look at the time. Step two. That's it. Every single morning, I'm like, Liv's here. What time is it? I need to go back to sleep or I need to get up. How do you wake up in panic? You don't wake up in fear for your life.

How do you wake up with like a 120 BPM? What is happening? This is exactly how I wake. And it's not like I had a bad dream or anything. I wake up, I'm normally sprawled out like this when I'm sleeping. And then I wake up and it's just my legs are activated. It's the first thing. It's eyes and legs.

It's just. And then I'm like grabbing everything. You're not like that? Were you even tortured? Were you a combatant in your past couple years? I thought that was a normal thing. How is that normal? I thought people only wake up peacefully in movies

there's no way you're waking up like a great day today you're literally i literally wake up i'm not sleeping like this either i'm not like this i wake up and i'm like i go all right my wife's here. 7.15. I got to get up. Then I get up. Oh, no. And I start my day. Your phone. I never once go.

Is the back door locked? Was there an intruder? I need to go. What's going on? What year is it? No, I immediately check my surroundings. No. And my phone's always in the corner of the room.

I don't know how it gets there. Oh, yeah. You're a freak. I don check my surroundings. No. And my phone's always in the corner of the room. I don't know how it gets there. Oh, yeah, you're a freak. I don't understand that. Like, how is your life so good to where you're waking up, the birds are chirping? That doesn't establish good. That just means I went to sleep and I woke up. Mine is defense.

I'm immediately awake. You just wake up with the left cross and you're just like, oh, I'm still here. It's still normal. But it's not like I have to come down from it because I thought that was the baseline of normal is to wake up in utter dismay. Oh, my God. Like, it's just like truly. You need help.

This is the first time I'm learning like that's not normal. You saying that. From a place of love. You need to come to old co-host cams boot camp just come get good food good sleep relax good times wake up repeat but i thought that was good like it jolts me up for work like because it doesn't take me a long time to get out of bed after that i mean i guess but because i bet you much rather wake up to a good little yawn and stretch maybe a glass of water right off the bat maybe some natural sunlight hit the shower then go and not oh okay

like what well no i do that and then i check every closed door in my apartment to make sure no one's in there. Bro, like do you have enemies? No. Like who are, are you the main character? Is there a villain after you? No, I just make sure everybody's safe. You have an Aunt May? Like what's going on?

I check the bathroom to see if anybody's behind the shower curtain. Then I start the water so I can get a shower for the morning. And as the shower's warming up, I check the closet, check the pantry, and I check like in my to see if anybody was out there. Bro, if someone's hiding in your pantry, just give them whatever they want. At that point, if they have snuck in and decided to stake out in your pantry, then give them whatever they want. Whatever they want, you can have. I didn't know that that was weird. I thought that was a very normal situation.

Please comment and let him know that that's extremely weird, that that's not normal. You shouldn't wake up with a spike of cortisol and just stress. and you're just like like that only happens for me in a nightmare like right before you're about to hit the ground and just do you have good dreams uh sometimes i've never had a good dream yes yeah what is only when i had a girlfriend and that was since that was when jesus was a baby that was during the pendgrino War. I haven't had a good dream in probably like 10 years. I feel like if you're having a good dream, you need to go find some controversy in your life. You need to find some... You poor little guy.

You poor little man. You have good dreams? Yeah, sometimes they're funny. Sometimes they're crazy. Sometimes they're scary. I'm always fighting imminent death in my dreams. Like somebody's chasing me. a loved one's hurt i did have a reoccurring dream for like a month straight that's all my it's a storyline right no mine was the exact same dream but every it was like the movies that you're like stuck in a time loop it's like every dream was the exact

same it's like i knew that it was gonna happen but i had no clue in the moment it was the exact you want to hear it sure i can literally before that before that let me ask you a question how do your nightmares normally end right before i'm about to die i wake up a second before i die i wake up every time so you don't control when your dreams end no every dream i swear to you, every dream I've ever had, I ended myself. He's like, he's getting closer. I'm done. I'm done. Cut it. And you wake up.

What are you, a producer in the middle of your movie? A director? No. You're just like, watch out, Jason. No, so it's normally whenever the butt sweats start happening. So whenever I see you're not controlling it, that's your body getting too amped up. Okay, but this is how it goes.

You're not going done. Yes, it is. No, you're not controlling it. That's your body getting too amped up. Okay, but this is how it goes. You're not going done. Yes, it is. No, you're not. No, you're not. So my anxiety starts to- Unless you're lucid dreaming. Well, I don't know what to call it, but it comes to the point where I can't control- My anxiety is becoming so uncontrollable that-

Exactly. But listen, but then I go like this. Every dream ends this way. I say, I'm in a dream. It's okay to end it now. That is the line that I use for every dream. I swear to you. Every dream ends that way I say I'm in a dream it's okay to end it now that is the line that I use for every dream I swear to you every dream ends that way for me who are you I'm in a dream now I can end it now it's some variation of that sentence I'm in a dream now I can end it now

it's something like that and then I wake up and then I I take I I kick everything and then I'm like okay that wasn't real and but in your normal, do you ever wonder if you're in a dream? No. Okay. I'm awake. I'm awake. No, but you're never like, maybe it's because I spend so much time alone. It's like, I don't know if this is real or not.

I think, therefore I am. It's like, I'm in that part of the dream right now. You don't go through that? End it. What, are you just going to de-render out of here? No, it's never like so like whenever i'm in my dream and it comes to the end i'm pretty aware of that last six seconds and i feel like i'm in that six seconds like throughout my life i'm like am i in that part but normally the trees are purple so i'm and that's what i know i hate you for every part of me that loves you there's an equal and

opposite part that just hates you well now that was good therapy i thought that was normal for everybody well hey whatever i can do to help do you look at me different i do what was your dream every episode what was your dream my dream that reoccurring dream that i had this was years ago probably about a decade ago it was when i was younger every single, every night for like a month straight, I literally was ice climbing this random mountain, like I don't know if it was Mount Everest, whatever, yeah, but ice climbing, you have the sharp ice picks, right?

I'm going, and then just like the fourth, fifth, sixth, whichever one, I'd go, it would break through the mountain, like it was hollow, at the bottom is lava, so it's really a volcano yeah a little counterintuitive yeah i know but lava ice mountain i break through i start to fall on the inside of this hollow mountain hollows can be like a cone like an ice cream cone on the inside stairwell filled with civilians filled with people it's so strange watching me fall to my death

no one tries to help ever and they're all just pointing i think that might be creepier than what i just said it's very oh it was very disturbing i wonder what that means they would literally point and i was falling and they would just wouldn't help me and it's right before i hit the lava i was like go every time you wake up in panic from a nightmare i said that oh sometimes i would it'd be it'd be silent i would be like that's how easy that was though i'm not a dream reader and i'm pretty sure we probably have a dream reader oh yeah i'm pretty sure we might have some dream readers in the audience isn't there a thing sorry isn't there a thing where where like you can only see people that you've seen in real life in your dreams?

I've heard that. Like your brain can't make up. I've never seen a monster in real life though. And I got a lot of monsters. I've never seen a polar bear. I've never seen. But you have like in TV and stuff. Oh, I've never seen a minotaur.

I've seen that in TV too. See? I think it has to hit your brain. It might go to like a deep subconscious part that you don't even remember dude speaking of that i like this i saw this on tiktok about a week ago something like that this dude said he spent six days six days pitch black like complete darkness he said not even a pixel of light. Oh, I saw a little bit of this, yeah. And he said that, like,

this is going to sound weird that we even know what DMT is, but it's simply because we've watched Joe Rogan. So DMT is like a super, it's like dimexotriplamine, whatever. Like, I don't want to really talk about this because I don't want to seem creepy that I didn't know about everything. But basically, like this it's like a drug but it's like

i mean it's like a psychedelic it's in your body but you can take it like outside and that's like the whole kiss the toad thing whatever like the toad lick the toad and basically like every account from someone doing it it says they like they like rocket ship into outer space like their soul leaves their body and they're like in the cosmos, like in space, just like it's insane. So this guy says like, when you spend that much time in pitch,

he said that he had a natural like secretion of DMT and he starts hallucinating. It was seeing things because he has not seen anything in days. Like it was pitch. He said there's not a single particle of light. It was just pitch black. And he was in this room and like he starts hallucinating and seeing things like your your brain is like creating a reality for you because you haven't seen anything but you're awake i got to think about that and i was like that's crazy i saw that and i believed it but now that you just

said it to me i'm starting to think it's not How? How do you go six days without food or water? I don't know if he said food or water, but people do that. Bro, people do like 21-day fasts. Yeah, but I'm assuming this is a regular guy, right? He didn't say any backstory of who he was. Yeah, he's regular. I mean, he might be, I don't know who he is. But I just feel like the human body would fail and pitch black with no food and no water.

I'm saying he might have had food or water. How would you know where it's at? How would you get it? If we were right here and it was pitch black for six days, but we knew we set water bottles at the bottom? Where do you go pee and poop? That's a better question. I'm starting to think. He probably just walks to the corner, feels the corner.

I don't know, bro. I bet he smelled like me. Oh, yeah. He definitely smelled like your sock that I put on. That's sick. Why'd I do that? 500. That's why you did it.

That's why. It literally better come in and say supplemental pay dash 500. There's total colon clear throat. You're not a demogorgon. You're not a slea stack there's me payton ready one two payton i'm starting to have a thought like i had this uh thought the other day going through a grocery store it works your brain works nice you you thought i've got a Sponge I live in

So Hallway With no door This world is Pile Ruined it My grinding jaw Ruined it

I um The headache built a Necktile on my bedroom door Let me know what you think about this My conscience burning My eyes Let me know when you're done I knew it I knew it Let me know what you think about this. Let me know when you're done.

I knew it. Let me know what you think about this. I was going through a grocery store the other day. And you know me and you don't see eye to eye on grocery stores. Yeah. You know the meat rack, right? Where all the bacon is. All the bacon.

You need to go to school for baconology. You're pissing me off okay think i'm work 101 think how many grocery stores are all right millions of grocery stores hundreds in one city right okay there's hundreds first off i'm gonna go and say there's not a million supermarkets throughout the United States. Okay. Hundreds of thousands. Listen, I'm not talking about big Walmarts. Probably not even hundreds of thousands. I'm not even talking about big Walmarts, big Targets. But think about like Dollar Generals, all that stuff. Anything that sells bacon.

It sells bacon. Think of all these places that sell refrigerated bacon. Okay. The sheer amount of bacon. Think how much bacon that is. Yeah. We're in Texas right now. They got that same amount of bacon in Idaho, Wichita, Florida, New York, California, Alaska. Bacon everywhere.

How many times have you seen a pig in person? Us, not too many. Think about that. What is that meat? It's pig. I would have a better time believing if that was pigeon. I see pigeons every day. I can go down the road, pigeon right there, pigeon right there.

There is no chance. You're a simple mind. No, no, no. There is no chance there is that many bacon pigs out there. There is no chance. Bacon. There's no chance there's that many pigs in this world. To fill up every supermarket every single day,

you will not convince me that there are that many pigs. Have you ever heard of distribution? Like how companies work, they do it, and they send it out. I get that part, the assembly line, Thomas Edison. I'm talking about, you can't just watch it. They have to be creating pigs in labs. They got to be making laboratory pigs to be able to fill up every supermarket. We can go to Walmart right down the road.

There's a Walmart two miles this way. There's a Walmart five miles this way. It will never be out of bacon, ever. How are that many pigs? How many potatoes do you see on a regular day? You can grow a potato how many how many potatoes do you see on a regular day you can grow a potato how many potato farms you see in a day you can but listen you can create potatoes by the thousands yes you can't create pigs by the thousands where are they getting those damn pigs from they reproduce how fast every. Pig, pig, oink.

You're not listening. I feel like you're halfway listening to what I'm saying. I feel like you're not understanding. A truck is going to come every single night. Why the hell are we talking about trucks? A truck is going to come every single night to refill the store. Not every single truck is going to have bacon on it. They bring tons of pallets, and a bacon might not be restock restocked for three some days three four days

we think about wichita think about wisconsin what about kansas probably has more pigs than we bro that's another thing we're in texas think about wisconsin do you know how large texas is yes i think how many supermarkets are in texas exactly all of them got bacon all the time do you think they got all of them got bacon where are they getting the pigs from cam those are laboratory pigs cam there's no way think about how many walmarts there are bro and they all got bacon every day bacon bacon bacon you will never go to walmart and be like oh there's no bacon here today you'll never do that the wild pit a wild pig but i don't even know if it's like the little oinks or the why i think it's a while i don't know uh in the united states increased from 2.4 million to 6.9 million with an estimated 2.6 million residing in texas alone

so we have 2.6 million little piggies are those grown in texas okay but of those how many are grown enough to be whacked to put in the supermarket but think but listen to me listen to me there are so many walmarts have you ever been into a walmart and been like oh there's no bacon here today ever what are you where are they getting the pigs cam where are they getting the pigs bro they're pigs okay you want me to say down the street at this farmer's heart he's making bird bought a beating board to be about big look and they got variations of they're starting to get fancy with they got normal bacon hickory bacon smoked barbecue bacon seasoning and stuff they do to it but you gotta have more pigs to make more bacon to season.

Bro. They got refrigerated. They got boxed bacon 15 second, the kind that I use. That's sick. And it's unshelved. That's not. That's pigeon. That's not bacon.

That is pigeon. I've cracked the case. If I don't. Hey, if they take me out, it's because of this video right now. What is the bacon? Pig. How? You can go to Idaho right now oh what is your obsession with idaho say idaho again you can go to south dakota right now they're gonna have bacon everywhere that's how that works cam i i i that's how that you know what i want to do we can do this for

patreon you know what i want to do i want to do this for Patreon. You know what I want to do? I want to drive to every supermarket in the city limits. Every supermarket that exists. It would take a long time, right? Yeah. And I bet you, fully stocked on bacon. Oh, it broke. Oh, it broke. I bet you, fully stocked on bacon.

All of them. Yeah. Where are they getting the pigs from? I can't. Oh, my God. I cracked it. This is how I know you didn't go to economics class. Why are you talking about economics?

This is pure life I'm talking about. Because that is life. That's how it works. Where they get, okay, I get the trucks. Same thing about beef. Same thing about chickens. Same thing about anything. You can go for anything.

Exactly. You're proving my point. There is plenty of them. I got you. There is a, you didn't get anybody you creepy villain put your eyes down put them back in your head there's no winning or losing there's bacon to eat there's pigs to make the bacon rinse repeat are you a robot cam are you listening to what i'm saying you're okay you're business-minded right okay you gotta stop you gotta stop you're thinking

business-minded they make they they get the bait they get the pigs they cut the pigs they put them on trucks they sit them out even talking about this kind of making me sad okay but you don't have to be because they're not doing that there's not real pigs out there that are doing that there's some of them right i bet half of that maybe a third of that is real pig other of it probably pigeon horse foot they're cutting up jerry from down the street what we're having dead air cam you got to tell them what you're looking up i tried to look up how is there so much bacon but all i keep saying is eating so much bacon is good for you oh there's no. Google can't answer me that.

If I have a cough, they'll tell me exactly what's wrong with me. I'll tell you, you have bronchitis and mesothelioma. Yeah, they can't tell me where that damn bacon's coming from, though. I finally won. 2023 is starting off good. I finally won. There's just pigs. I finally won, dude.

All right. There's not that many pigs, bro. What does that mean? There's not that many pigs. Oh, my does that mean? There's not that many pigs. Oh, my God. You're sick. You're like actually basking in glory over there. Like, you just cracked the Da Vinci Code.

I won. 2023 is going to be a great year, man. I'm going to use our resources and find somebody in a bacon manufacturer. Call them. But there's going to be some comments, and there's going to be like, well, Peyton, actually, I work at a bacon factory. Every time I say something. Yeah, I work down here at Tyson.

We bring in this many chickens. We cut them up this way. I work down here at Tyson. We bring in this many chickens. We cut them up this way. We bake the chickens. Exactly. We bring in more. Bada-bing, bada-boom. Every single video that we put out, and I have a good point. There's always an expert.

They're like, I actually do this for a living. It's like, do you? Yeah. It's like, do you sniff Cucumber Gatorade for me? My biggest fear in combat is hitting somebody and they don't fall down. After that, hands are up. Yeah, that's bad. I don't know why I just thought of that I don't know either but if you were just and they were just like oh dear god yeah I thought what are

we doing oh that wasn't me I promise that wasn't me it was really quick I know that someone else came by punch you they ran away muscles wasn't yeah I got bet it's a bad case of of you know what but i just you know how about what do you say kyle you want to let's i know the spot down the street has a two for 25 how okay how do you how would you bow out of of combat if you're in combat with if i see a guy do this we're about to fight fight and he goes, all right, come on. Oh, the nose. I know I'm. There's two signs for me. If they're hitting stuff and stretching.

Yeah. Or if they got the cauliflower ear. Oh, they got that. If they have cauliflower ear, just run. Yeah. That means they are. They are well trained in the art of wrestling. That means they will get your ass to the ground and it'll be a.

But how do you. How would you tell somebody that you're ready to not do combat anymore? Stop. I'm done. Back up! Because what do you do? I mean, you can run. You know my thing is laying down.

That's a horrible scenario. I submit like a dog. That's like Ruby. I get on my back. Ruby will literally go... That's... Ultimately, you can't do that. You can't hit me if I'm like this.

He can boot you right in the chin i'll be like this you just go no you lay down you put your legs up and your feet up and your hands up and you go i'm sorry you apologize if somebody does that to you they you go to prison you can't hit somebody if their legs are in the air that's not that's and you say sorry that's not in any legality ever well they could definitely hit you especially if you hit them like i don't know how to get out of combat except for doing that run i got i got i can't i'll run out of i'll run out of oxygen no if you're fighting for your life you'll run till you'll be forced up that's one thing i've always thought of if i have to do some like dire situation

where it involves running i'll win i'll make it the only thing that could hold me back is if i was in slides or burks i think if we were both had an equal amount of adrenaline in our bodies here and you're running for me i'm beating you you are nuts i'm you are not just said that you would run out of no okay but you said but you said that X out because of the adrenaline. I am beating you. Cam. Dude, this is the kind of stuff that's going to be on Patreon. We're just going to randomly go to a track. We're going to set up a thing. Someone's going to record us run a mile. Stuff like that.

No, no, no, not run a mile. I don't want to do that. Oh, miles too much, big boy. No, I'm saying hypothetically. Someone's going to record us running 100s. Okay, we can race. That's going to be one of our staples. It's challenges. And all the people in the Patreon can tell us what we should challenge and stuff.

But I'm saying. No arm wrestling. No, no, we don't do that. We don't do that. Adrenaline based. I say, I give you 25 yards ahead of me and I would hawk you. Are you insane? I mean this genuinely.

I mean this so. I love you to death. And you know that. And I have the same amount of fear or adrenaline in me. You're a ludicrous. I love you to death. Are you insane? I mean this genuinely. I mean this so, I love you to death. And you know that. And I have the same amount of fear or adrenaline in me. You're a ludicrous. I love you to death. Are you nuts? I'd catch you with ease.

You're a ludicrous. Cam. You are ludicrous. I would. And I would literally. I'd be out of it. Cam. Are you nuts?

I am not even saying this. 25 yards. 25 yards. 25 yards. And if I mean it, I'm getting you. That could easily be the first episode. Say you slapped Preston and I gave you 25 yards ahead

of me, you would be caught in 10 seconds. If that's the case, because I don't fear you much, so I wouldn't have the same amount. You don't have to be afraid to get your ass kicked because i don't fear you much so i wouldn't have the same you have to be afraid to get you i don't i don't fear you at all but if i didn't have to so i probably don't have adrenaline so you might hawk me because you'd be enraged i'd be quite normal and unscathed no zero okay say i say i would never do this say i i struck Olivia. Oh, God. And then you struck Preston. And then I just stand. We'd be running toward each other.

Okay, but say. How about this? We hear a gunshot. No, I have a weapon. How about we. I have a weapon. I am not afraid that you're going to stab me with said weapon. I strike Olivia.

You strike Preston, but I have a weapon. So you're running from me. I would go. Why? No, you wouldn't. Dude, you're insane. You honestly believe that? Yes.

Like, cameras off. You honestly believe that you're insane? I'm beating you in any sort of race. Any sort of race. No, no, no, no. No, no. Any sort of race. Okay, in our, okay, scenarios.

In your prime, maybe not. Okay. Oh, so five years ago? No, say that, maybe. Right now, you're not beating me in any cardiovascular event any of them any cardiovascular event assault bike ellipticals running up a set of stairs i beat you in a 40 running a mile i beat you in a 40 bro you're not beating me in a 40 right now oh my god cam i'm not being in a 40 give me a week and i'll beat you in a 40 honestly i don't

know i'm definitely distance but like acceleration's never a strong suit. But I still would bet on myself right now. The only thing I was good at offensively in basketball, quick first step. Oh, got it. Quick first. I get off that line quick. 40-yard dash, that's going to be our first challenge, a 40-yard dash on Patreon. Okay.

Does the loser get a retry? Like, if I beat you on the first one, you get a retry? I'll be tired. I'm not going to immediately jump back on the line. Oh. Yeah. Stretch it out. Think about what you did wrong.

Maybe you got a bad start. Yeah, yeah. We can do two out of three. Two out of three. All right. 40-yard dash. First challenge on Patreon. And Patreon.

Patreon exclusive. And so this is the end of the podcast. I can say Patreon is coming very, very, very soon. That's going to be insane, insane extra content. We'll definitely put some stories on there too, like some storytelling. But that's going to be a ton of behind the scenes stuff and just hilarious moments between us. Other friends will be in there. Other friends will be recording.

Yeah. Just weird things. I can announce one of the things we have locked in for sure on the Patreon. It's going to be the first official Patreon announcement.

We are going to be reacting to my basketball highlights. Dude, honestly, mine are kind of lame. Because, you know, it's literally just like defense and shooting teams. That's really it. It's just like, that's can still do it i mean it's patreon i mean yeah but

dude we gotta react dude oh what we're gonna do what we're gonna do is hilarious i spent time absolutely hilarious we're gonna go from high school to college your high school ones are crazy though yeah yeah your high school ones you're you're banging out like you're but it's gonna be fun and y'all get to finally see himothy himothy himothy smith jr we're gonna react to him and he's gonna be college use grime fest central oh my god when i say this man shot a left hand hook from 14 feet they don't get to know that patreon gets to see it no they know it you just don't get to see it oh my gosh those videos are we have it officially cam hasn't even seen the full thing yet god it's hilarious dude i remember watching that one like three minute one that is insanely funny like so funny but uh yeah 2023 this is a great first i obviously love this

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