You Should Know Podcast - SWEAT MONSTER -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: March 27, 2023

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Hey. Oh, we got ghost Cam. Back in the studio. Dude. Did I just try to kiss your hand and you sniffed my skull? I was trying to smooch the top of your crown to your head. I don't have a reset like you, though. That's the corn pone right there.

The corn pone? Spell that. C-O-R-N-P-O-N-E. Corn pone. Corn pone. That's the kitchen. What? This is the kitchen.

That's the kitchen. That's the kitchen. That's the kitchen. Corn pone. We got calls! Get back in the kitchen. That's the kitchen. Corn pone. We got calls. Get back in the studio. How you feeling today, buddy? Ow.

Honestly, if I can be honest. Go ahead. My shoulder hurts, man. What happened? Lifting too much weight? It's just tweaky. I don't know. Dude, I need to get a new mic stand, dog.

Every episode, I'm just twisting like it's a pole. How you feeling, buddy? I missed you so much. What do you mean by that? I mean like how you twist on a pole. How you feeling, buddy? I missed you so much. What did you mean by that? I mean like how you twist on a pole. That's what I thought you meant. You know how like- You should know what that means though.

Podcasts. You know how firefighters twist down the pole like this and they go down? I had a thing about firefighters. I wanted to be one for a little bit because I like- I'm like, oh, I wanted to be one for like three days. Exactly. I like the excitement of like your sleep because I already wake up in a fear. and so i want to wake up to blaring lights and i have to go save lives and then but the exciting part was it reminded me of lazy town and you wake up and you slide down a

pole and then you go into a truck wait you went to lazy town you've been not a real place what am i thinking of lazy town is a safety town i'm'm thinking of safety town. Never heard of it. Makes sense because it's not where you're from. Anywho, you wanted the lights and the excitement. I wanted the lifestyle. Oh, you wanted to go put out fires? No, no. Just like lift all the time. Oh, here you go.

Muscle bound kale. No, just like lift weights, eat, be at the station, and then go save a life. Fire fears me. I don't like that. Or I fear fire. Fire fears you. We need to start saying that. That fears me. I don't like that. Or I fear fire. I don't like that. Fire fears you. We need to start saying that. That fears me.

Even though you're talking opposite. No. No. No. No. How you been doing, buddy? I miss you. You look good. You smell good. You feel good. I actually do smell decent. Do you? I think that's the Nautica

Blue. That's Drake's brand, right? Nike Nautica? No. Okay. So what have you been doing? I've been doing. I've been living. I've been doing.

That's fun. I've been doing a lot of do's. What have you been doing in the do's? Just doing them. Nice. I love doing that stuff. So we'll see you next. No.

Chill week. Good week. March Madness is crazy. We're not going to talk about it again in pop culture. We've got different things. But first time since 1979 that there hasn't been a one seed in the Elite Eight. What the hell is going on? That is insane.

What's going on? That is insane. We were both pulling for H-Town, you know, Hurston. Do you know what's crazy? I thought about it the other day, and I want you to see, like, I want to see your reaction to this. Wasn't it crazy to think that i was enrolled in the university of houston like i'm a houston cougar well you know i was you were you didn't

do the part that you have to do to become an alum you know yeah oh do you have to graduate to be an alum you didn't finish what does that mean if you didn't graduate you went there you're not an alum you just went there yeah yeah they just took some money from you you had a't graduate and you went there? You're not an alum? You just went there, yeah. Yeah, they just took some money from you. You had a cool semester and you just went home. No, I went to another college. No, you're not a Cougar. No, you're not. I went to another college afterwards.

No, you're not. You're not. Bro, it's crazy. You know, I was so done with school whenever I was in Houston, like University of Houston, I tried to get caught cheating. Yeah, I remember you telling me that.

I got caught. I remember you telling me, you were like, I just can't, bro. I'm done. I'm just going to get it. And I was like, what the hell is wrong with you? I never went into a classroom. Yeah. I've never been into a classroom at University of Houston. Yeah, you told me that.

Your apartment was sick, though. Are you nuts? Compared to what you have now, no. But, like, compared to what we lived in in college and what I lived in, your apartment was nice. Okay. Are you ludicrous? I'm going to give up the location of where I lived because it doesn't matter.

I lived on Old Spanish Trail, Third Ward, Houston, across from McGregor Park. I didn't say your location. I said your physical sleeping grounds where you laid your head. You were never in there. I was never in there, but I saw it and you FaceTimed. Cam, that place sucked. Yes or no.

I had crickets coming out of my faucet. Oh, my God. Yes or no, was it better than where me and her lived? In Arkansas? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Say that's better. In Arkansas?

Yeah. No, it was better. Okay. I literally, that's where I got my car broken. Yeah, I didn't say the location. I'm talking about physically when you opened your door where you got to chill. Have I told that story?

What was your floors? What floors did you have? Wood. Wood. Okay, we had yellow piss-stained carpet. What's next? You had good little granite tops. Yeah.

We had a half-chewed-on bar. Didn't come with bar stools. It was made of, like, it was made of plastic. Okay, what's next what were your appliances looking like stainless steel maybe a little black gray action black ours were not eggshell they were like gross weird carton white from 1970s that's bad okay but i'm saying have i told the story about my car getting broke into on the podcast you've never so I was dead broke in college I was been

dead broke until like the last couple months so um I remember I had like birthday money or or something kind of money there you go the patent did this French girl lay I really wish audio listeners could see that but so I had $400 in cash right and that was all the money I had to my name and I was from I went from Austin to Houston and I got the money in Austin and I kept it in my middle console area right in my jeep now I lived in third ward Houston it wasn't the best area and cars got broken into a lot like car theft is a big thing in Houston especially where you were so I took the road trip back I had the four $400 in the middle console. And I was like, I'm my mom was on face and she's like, take that money out of your car.

That's all the money you have. You broke son of a gun. Your mom shouldn't have to tell you that by the way, just, just fair. Just, just my two cents. Mom shouldn't have to tell you to remove $400 cash from your vehicle. Okay. Well, you need a mic stand. I know, bro. It's bad. bad and so i was like i was tired from the road trip i was like i'm just gonna leave and i'm gonna get in the morning dude i remember this vividly so i go into my apartment i and the when i woke up the next day i felt weird like i didn't feel good something's off i didn't get out of bed till noon i had class but did i did you no and so i went to my car and as i was walking into the parking garage to see my car, I was like, why is the ground around my car so shiny?

Like, why is there light illuminating from the earth? Ooh. Sorry. I promise I am. You need to pep those. I need something. You need Tums. Well, I was like, why is the ground so shiny around my car?

It's like glistening. I was like, is God shining his light on my car? Like it's going to be a blessed day for this car, right? Fantastic day. As I got closer, I was like, why can't I see the interior of my car? Did I leave the window down? And then as I get closer, I was like, oh no, that's glass. There's just glass.

Oh no, that's my glass. Oh my God. I was like, oh, somebody broke into my car. I could see the inside of my vehicle there's glass all inside of my car all outside i was like oh no somebody broke into my car i was like that sucks there's just shit rattled around thrown everywhere i'm like oh they were really looking his jeep and so i go oh damn that sucks but then light bulb my four hundred dollars was in there i was like no no no no no i opened up the

middle console 400 is gone they took the 400 they shattered your middle console like they ripped it out of like the wiring and it's still messed up to this day because that's locks in the jeep the middle console locks and so they had to break the thing open they just broke the whole middle console it sucks took the 400 i got in front of my mind shot I told you how I first of all let me say this my mom has been saying why do you make me look like that in the podcast cuz she's fantastic mother she's the best mother in the world I love mom Harden is a sweet angel she loves all of you and she loves me she's a great mother so let me put that out mom sorry yeah so that was a blue-eyed son, too. She does. She does.

I'm not going to lie. There's sirens happening. It's a zombie apocalypse happening. No, no, no. If this is the last of us, this is our last day, then. You look a little sad. I'm not sad, but matter of fact... Well, I'm not, so... Quick zombie thing.

If the world were ever to go to... And the zombie apocalypse were to happen... I quit. If it's walking dead zombies yeah we can survive for a long time the most troublesome thing we have to worry about is other human beings yeah in a state of panic they want what you have you want what they have okay the ration is out of there no one's no one's thinking straight now world war zombies, Last of Us zombies, 28 Days of Night zombies, I Am Legend zombies. I mean, there is zero hope.

Zero. Okay, I'm about to say something that you might not agree with. That stuff is scary. If there is ever an apocalyptic thing happening, even if it's Walking Dead zombies and I could survive for a long time, I don know if i want to yes you would i might be like hey guys i love you so much thank you for this and i just walk into the zombie okay no no that's because because i can't go to mcdonald's anymore you won't bro i can't make a podcast anymore the true neanderthal in you would come out and all every day all you have to do is survive i don't want to live like there's no such thing as work there's no such thing as money i don't that's not fun to me i've always

wanted to like like be in a simulator and like loot and like go for you have a looting thing that's why you got fired that's why i got fired i got fired from kroger's because you looted because you looted no it's not looted. You looted. No, but I. Looting, looting, looting. Basically, if y'all have watched, if you've watched The Last of Us Season 3, the way that episode starts where it's showing, I forgot his name. The guy who plays Ron Swanson in Parks and Rec, I forgot his name in the show, The Last of Us.

But like, it shows him being underground in the bunker. Why are you scratching your teeth? You forget to floss? No, I got beef. Is that a man-made floss? I got underground in the bunker. Why are you scratching your teeth? You forget to floss? No, I got beef. Is that a man-made floss? I got beef in my teeth. I got beef between my teeth. It would be boss if I had floss.

It's all Zach Cody. And then the teacher comes in. He goes, I wrote that. It was amazing. And he's like, I thought it was genius. Well, keep singing, boy. It would be boss if I had floss. I got beef between my teeth.

It would be boss if I had floss. I got these. Get away. Get away. Get away. If I had flaws. You know, Ken, you know why I don't wear gray shirts, right? Because you sweat like a behemoth.

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, That is remarkable. That is a ludicrous amount of sweat. Keep the shirt, though. Shout out Gracie for the shirt. It's all sweat. This is all sweat. It's a very thin, breathable shirt, but the fact that you've sweated that much and you haven't questioned yourself yet, that's disgusting. That is more than I've ever sweated.

No, but it doesn't smell, though. Don't you dare put your arm up like you're prompting me to sniff you. No, please take a whiff. If I take a whiff, I need respitution. If I take a whiff of your... No, please, Cam. There's sweat on the bottom of your rib cage right now. There's sweat touching your hip.

There's sweat on your belt line. There's sweat on your belt line. There's sweat on your belt line. Did you build a tower before you came here? Why are you so sweaty? But it's not like sweat, though. It's just like clear water. No, it's sweat. It's sweat.

No, smell it. I'm not... Look at... Oh, my God. Put your arm up. No, I can't take a whip stop bro get You're already wafting it in my area like Get away from me. I'm not sniffing that. Why?

Because it's sweat. But it doesn't stink though. That's for you to. I don't even know. I don't know how this happens. That's why I don't wear gray for anybody wondering. That is. I need to change my shirt.

But like at one point, why did you not remove the hoodie? Like if I ever get to about right here, just like the solid ring mark Yeah, I either change the shirt remove the hoodie something You basked in that yeah and allowed it to just multiply okay, but that's the thing honest to God I would have thought you just ran a half marathon if it's seeing you right there Like I would have thought you came off the street that you just competed in something and then you came in and shot But the thing is why I don't... Like as I was driving up here,

you were physically exerting your body, and you just decided not to shower or change. But the thing is, that's why I keep it on, is because when I feel it forming, I try to pinch. I try to pinch it off to keep the pores closed. You're supposed to do the exact opposite. When you feel it forming,

you open up to where it will just go down your side and not touch the shirt. Well, that's what it's doing. That's a lot of sweat, bro. I might be dehydrated now. Yeah, dehydrated. That's the most sweat I've ever seen from someone that has not done something physical. No exaggeration.

I don't stink, though. That's a good thing, though. So it's just water. It's like if I got out of a bath and I put a shirt on. It's the... I don't stink, though. That's a good thing, though. So it's just water. It's like if I got out of a bath and I put a shirt on. It's the same thing. You have, like, level 12 deodorant then at that point. Because the fact... If you don't...

No, I've been on a no deodorant thing. I've given my pits a break. You know, I've been wearing deodorant since I was about 13 every day. You might need to take a little skin break. See, people tell me that. Not doing it. I would literally... I would smell like an Italian garden if I didn't if I went if I took a no deodorant break You'd think I was fajitas. Nobody I would smell like straight-up fajitas. No, but you're in Neanderthal

So you smell like a meatball stuff. Oh, I smell like meatballs Mr. Beef for breakfast lunch and dinner beef in my, boss if you floss with your little jig you did. No, no, that's sick. I need to change my shirt. Talk to him about something. You, you, you are a troublesome just individual. Did you have imaginary friends as a kid? I don't want to talk to you right now.

I don't. Did you have imaginary friends as a kid? No. I had real friends. I had human beings. I have four. I said. Did you have imaginary friends as a kid? No. I had real friends. I had human beings. I have four. I said, hey, Connor, want to hang out? And you were just like this.

Your tail. No, but my imaginary friends were like our real ones. It was Besidas, Bacuckus, Bidet, and Billy Joe. Those were my friends i loved besetas bakakis bidet and billy joe those are my friends but billy joe only i mean him kind of you know he only came up like field trips i'm convinced you just said one name and three diseases you just said three viral infections and i just don't have the time to fact check you oh one more time Bacita Bacacus Bidet and then sometimes Billy Joe Billy Joe is kind of like he but the thing like I couldn't control someone get me in contact with like an agency like a like a a damn a document like we

need to rewind time I need to find i need to find a time machine because no one wanted to be my friend but i didn't make them up blame them i didn't make them up hey who's that weird little rat tail long-haired troy palomalu wrestler soccer kid in the corner over there they go hey guy you go yeah you blame them for not wanting to be friends with that but i didn't make them up i didn't make up a a seated bukkake. Yes, you did. No, I didn't. They just popped up one day. No, they didn't.

I did not. Oh, my God. You need to be studied. There's something. There's like a, something's not plugged in in your brain. No, something's not plugged in. It wasn't like one day I opened a notebook and I was like, I'm going to make these people up. They just kind of showed up.

You're starting to scare me. No. No, you're starting to frighten me. No, but the good thing is about that. There's nothing good about that. The good thing know, you're starting to frighten me No, but the good thing is about there's nothing The good thing is is my parents they allowed it and so whenever we'd have dinner they would make it plate for them No, they wouldn't shut your mouth. I swear to you. I could call your mom right now I swear she was not making a plate for

Bacitas baccarat and it but day and Billy Joel respectful be respectful I see the pacocas bidet and Billy Joe Billy Joe didn't really come come to the house he was like on field trips and shit he was fake i swear i you think i'm kidding i swear and then i would hold like my mom would be like hey it's time to come inside and i'll hold the door open so they could come in i swear to you i think my mom has videos of me talking to them on my back patio like i would literally just sit down and like we need to send that to the bureau i mean this isn't okay Oh, you don't like children with imaginations. No, that's fine. Matter of fact a kid A kid in Liv's class said when he grows up he wants to be a truck

He said he wants to be a monster truck. Oh not a monster truck operator. He wants to be a vehicle I agree with that cuz I always wanted of course you do I always wanted buildings to be a vehicle. I agree with that. Because I always wanted... Of course you do. I always wanted buildings to be alive. Like, you ever walk downtown and you wanted one to, like, curve over and, like, shake your hand? It's like your whole life is like a PBS show. Like, your existence is like a Saturday morning cartoon.

But I didn't have many people to talk What the hell does that mean you wanted a skyscraper? Yes, Peyton. I'll count block the birds from you today, buddy. Get to class safe. No you didn't you didn't have that You didn't ever want to be friends with buildings There's so much character in them The color the shape the the height like it was what else there much character in them. The color, the shape, the height. You know what else there's character in? Kids!

Other kids my age in my class. They didn't want to be my friend. They said I smelled weird. Damn it. And you stunk? Damn it. I mean, you would have been a hard friend to sell. I can't lie.

If we were friends and I tried to sell you to my group, that would be a hard sell. I don't know what negotiating master class I would have had to took, but holy hell. I'd be like, hey, be friends with my, this guy right here. Like, that would have been a hard sell. But I'm telling you, like, I would walk downtown as a kid and everything was so big to me. And I was like, wow, I love. Like, why are you walking downtown as a child? To go to the bank. My dad would take me to the bank downtown cash checks or whatever grown people did and so

i'd be walking downtown and like all the buildings were over me right and i'd be like wow and i would look up and it would make me dizzy sometimes no that's real i mean then i would want them to go and like shake my hand i swear to you see if I thought a building was going, I would think I'm dead. I think it's my time. Life's over. No, but only for me, though. Like, not everybody else. Oh, okay.

So they just bend over, dap you up real quick, and they just go back, and no one else sees it. I don't like how you shut down my thoughts. Oh, I don't shut down your thoughts. Baccarat, Bodea. Be respectful. Basita, Bacacus, Badea, and Billy Joe. Billy Joe only on field trips. So he didn't really come to the house too often.

What was your favorite? Why am I? Nope, I'm not. I'm not. No, no, ask. Nope, I'm not. My favorite one? Nope.

Bacacus. Why? Why was you and Bacacus' relationship so special? It just felt like he was unique like me. My least favorite, Billy Joe. He was like a competition. He showed up at certain times. No, you're disgusting.

Like field trips, class presentations, he'd always be there. Class presentations? Yeah. You're like, can you help? Your teacher's like, who are you talking to? Billy Joe. Who's Billy Joe? You're just like, uh.

And all the kids start making fun of you. That's sad. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. Did you ever, like, want to get a swirly in middle school? Me neither, though. You wanted to get your head plunged in a toilet and someone flushed it. But don't make it sound like that.

That's exactly what it is. There's no making sound like that. That's exactly what it is. There's no making it. That is, that's the definition of what it is. No, I didn't want to. Quite literally, that's what would have,

what happened. What? That is what would have happened. But I didn't want other people to do it to me. I kind of want to just like put my head in there and go like that.

But not in a toilet. Like if there was a cleaner faculty for that. Like if there was a cleaner like machine. I just kind of wanted to know like if there was a cleaner faculty for that like if there's a cleaner like machine I just kind of wanted to know what if you like a face massage almost It'd be like drowning being water boy water boarded in like a urine pit. That's what it'd be like so probably your darkest Possible thing that could happen to you and you were just advocating for it you are are you like summoning something what are you doing

today oppa yip-yip yeah who the hell you pointing it what are you born don't ever do that again don't talk about Badeus, Baccarat, and Basica Basica becomes Badea Buccia and then go APA YIP YIP and point at something APA YIP YIP you know what that does? what the hell was that? you're on the titan? I'm on APA what is APA?

oh APA's uh uh Avatar, Last Airbender APA the big little fluffy sometimes when i would walk my dog i'd say that so he would go you cosplay don't you i wish oh you wish costumes are expensive oh costumes are expensive but imaginary baccarat's not no it's free it's all up here i'm glad you know that i'm glad you know that it's all up there now.

You just rolled at me. They got me. I would have been sad all the time. Oh, that's sad. Apa, yip. What are you on? You only had one energy drink. No, that's real.

You screamed apa, yip, yip. Apa, yip, yip. Apa, yip, yip. Yeah, it's lit. Apa, yip, yip. Yeah. Me gusta el apoyo y las armonías yeah who are you what is happening put your legs down like the wicked witch of the east west one of the witches look at the compass

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Me gusto de pollo. No. Who? Me gusta pollo donder vega gas. I'm kidding. What is it? Teach me. Me gusta.

Me gusta. El pollo. El pollo. Y las. Y las. Armonigas. Armonigas. Sure.

Me gusta el pollo. Me gusta el pollo y las armonigas. Me gusta el pollo me gusta el pollo y las armonias me gusta el pollo el pollo y las como se dice I go how do you say you said yes what your time something else is coming something else is coming. You look deranged. It's time for people to hear a segment. Oh, okay. It's time for people to hear a segment! Pop culture! Peyton and Cam!

Pop culture with Peyton and Cam! Woo! Everybody, this fitness grant pacer test is... Oh my God, no. You're on something today. You did something today. You're different. The fitness a pacer test as a multi Yeah work that energy out what guys this is you are seeing just prime freak fest

Don't you dip? He said Oh my god. My jaw just popped. You just thudded like a brick on concrete. Oh my god. Oh, I know you're going to be sore because you're so frail. Oh my god. Oh my god. Your shoulder blade might be out of socket. What the

You look like a zombie You look like a zombie Oh my god You look insane You look like you're about to go super saiyan bro You should try that Remember that video about to go super saiyan, bro You should try that that you remember that video Jaden go super saiyan with a guy who's like he's like haha haha haha haha

haha haha haha haha oh she doesn't know she's on the floor. Your entire outfit is dusty now. Oh, my God. Your entire existence is dusty. She's not okay.

All right. So, for this week, I'm going to show you what you got, bud. You go first. I'm tired. Oh, my God. You're first. All right. Pop culture.

Yeah, okay. Holy hell. I'm sorry, guys. This is an episode. Pop culture. Yeah, okay. Holy hell. I'm sorry, guys. This is a, this is a, this is an episode. Pop culture. I'll be first on mine. You already know. It's good old classic.

Tink, tink, tink, tink. Double tap John Wick himself. John Wick 4 has hit the theaters. Me and Olivia are actually going to go see it this upcoming weekend. She doesn't know, and I just invited her. So, will you be my date? Of course you will. So, John Wick 4. If you've seen one, you've seen two and if you've seen two, you've seen three. You know the hype is real. Keanu Reeves, fantastic.

Couldn't imagine John Wick being anybody else. Just fantastic franchise. I would definitely recommend watching 1 through 3. It's not one of the movies where you can just pull up Fast and Furious. Did you know they're making a tenth? Aren't they in space or something? A tenth! Yeah, they need to end that. They need to end that.

But John Wick 4 has hit theaters. If you don't know what it is, go look up other John Wicks. It's fantastic. He's just an assassin. He's fantastic. He's just amazing in the movie. It's not like amazing plot twist after plot twist after thriller stuff like that but it's just fun action movies fun action movies uh the plot is good but you're not it's not like oh i wonder if it was oh it could be no it's just you know john wick what

he's got to do and he just does it in a fantastic way i would turn into john wick if somebody touched malcolm oh you would i'm not i would i would no he wouldn't you'd sell your dogs huh oh oh we're just joking um what's yours

mine's John Wick 4 go watch it let us know in the comments what you think about it I forgot my other one but um I know we said we weren't gonna talk

about college basketball but my friend my close friend Dylan Deschoux is in the Elite 8 now yes as of yesterday. Plays for Texas, by the way.

Texas Longhorns. Me and Dylan went to high school together, played AAU together. He was my little protege. Now he's seven foot and going to the NBA. Where did he go straight out of high school? Vanderbilt. Vanderbilt. That's right.

Vanderbilt. Vanderbilt came to Texas. I think it was a fantastic move for him in his career. He's definitely been able to, like, sprout and grow. I mean, he was a monster at Vanderbilt. Yeah. But, like, Texas is just utilizing him way better. Yeah.

But, yeah, he's – dude, hey, the video of him dancing. So he just had a monster game. Shout out to you, Dylan. He had a monster game, like, 26 and whatever, 28 and something like that. It was crazy. And they showed a video. He came in the locker room because he was getting interviewed afterwards. He came in the locker room, and everyone, like, threw water and whatnot. And they showed a video. He came in the locker room because he was getting interviewed afterwards. He came in the locker room

and everyone like threw water and whatnot. And his little dance, bro, it reminds me of you so much. I was like, holy hell. That's literally Peyton. He like, he starts dancing. Everyone's getting hyped there. And Dylan comes in, he hit this.

He was like, he was like. A little rotated. Like it was nasty work. It was nasty work. It was nasty work. No, definitely better worker on the court than he is in the dance room. But he can dance however the hell he wants. Yeah. And do that three more times, buddy.

Bring old national championship back to old Austin. Bring it to the studio, too. Yeah, bring that puppy to the studio. It'll be the closest I've ever got to touch one of those. What was the other thing I had for pop culture? Was that it? Oh, actually, I have another thing for pop culture. And this is like a cry for help.

This is I want to bring all the you should know resources to this person. What? I need somebody to check on Chris Jericho. Oh, my God. No, for real. What happened to Chris Jericho? Chris, if you don't know who he is we both loved wwe break the walls y2k j it's y2j yes but the real real thing is y2k but for y2j uh i'm having heart palpitations

yeah you probably should but uh you shouldn't but you probably i meant whatever cam wants to associate jericho he's like a whatever four or five time world champion, WWE. Hall of Famer. Watched it, Hall of Famer, all that. Okay, so you'd think, right? He's getting good dividends. He was a professional athlete for a multitude of years. One of the best ever.

Unless he's just choosing to spend his time like this. Manz is singing karaoke on Crucial. I think I looked into it I think it's he has a band now oh god and but the thing is like if he's chasing his dreams exactly I want you to be happy to be honest he's on a cruise change the outfit I don't care you're wearing leggings and knee pads on stage and you're like dude his dances his dance dance sorry for the audio listening he's like go and give me a beat he's like and his attire is sick

and he used to be so being an ex-wrestler he has all this muscle on him but now it's just like soft and kind of gooey and he's literally like yeah we need to check him

he used to put John seated through hell now he's entertaining Marianne. The Walls of Jericho is a sick move. That was a sick signature. Some people had horrible signatures in WWE. Horrible. Let's see who had bad ones.

Horrible. Okay, unpopular opinion. It's legendary move. The five knuckle shuffle from John Cena. Trash. It's a trash move. Bro, people's elbow, trash. I'm talking about a trash move. Bro, people's elbow, trash. It's, people's elbow,

I'm talking about the physical move. Like, if it were 100% real, like that damage-wise, you're taking that off, slinging it to people, looking to them, saluting, looking this way. Can you smell?

Jumping over the guy, jumping back and going, like, I would have got up and shot you if it's like you just gave me 14 and a half seconds to recover uh i think one of the best finishers bro is the stunner 100 stone cold stunner the choke slam the rock is such a good actor that he used to play that ridiculous though like like overplayed it like he would do flips the best seller in wwe and i want you to go look this up who'd sell moves the best uh dolph ziggler yeah any move he would make it look like he's dead after like he was the best at selling like sweet chin musics like help me think okay rk was the best

finisher all the time 100 that's oh my god the rk was just oh God! It's an RKO! JR. Yeah, I can't say that. But I can't say that. I got carried away. I got carried away. We'll just cut that part. Keep you laughing. Ready? Here we go.

I'm so sorry. I got carried away. I was yelling too loud. I got carried away. Just remind me. Oh my God! It's the RKO! Anyway, that is undoubtedly the best finisher.

However, help me think real quick, and if we can't think of them, we'll move on, get out of pop culture. Probably right after our prime age, so when we were still really watching it, really good, right after, like, maybe the first shift, there was a skinny white guy that came in, he wore long pants, of course he had a little muscular muscular top because you have to, but he was frail. And his, I forgot, I want to say it was like Cody something. Cody Rhodes?

Cody mother bleeping Rhodes. That's exactly what it was. He's hot now again. His finisher was on the top rope and he would jump and do like, one of his signatures, maybe not his finisher, one of his signatures,

he would do like a full blown, it was like a frog splash, but he did a full flip with it. I don't think that was Cody Rhodes then. It might not have been Cody Rhodes then. But it was. Was he brown hair? Brown hair, skinny, and he wore the long pants.

Oh, I forgot his name. Didn't he get RKO'd out of that move one time? Yeah, that's not Cody Rhodes. That's, I know exactly what you're talking about. That was sick because like Rob Van Dam would frog splash. Eddie Guerrero, Rey Mysterio, they would all frog splash. This man threw a whole flip with it and still, bink right on it.

And he would grab his feet on the flip. Yeah, he was sick. Who is that? I forgot, it's like, I wanna say it's like Evan. Like Ashton or, and, uh. Some like regular name. It's definitely just a regular white guy. Yeah, but.

Like Lyle from the top rope. Anthony going off the top. Denver Collins strikes again. He got these other badass names. Walker in the foot. Oh, last thing. We'll get off this. Off this WWE rabbit hole. What did you think about the Boogeyman?

When he first came out. Oh, Cam. What did you think about the Boogeyman? You just touched me and Preston's soul just now by saying that. What did you think about him? I'm the Boogeyman. And I'm coming to get you. That was me and Preston's.

A little glass breaking. And he had the worms. That was me and Preston's favorite. Oh, you're a creep. We loved the Boogeyman. We had a doll. I loved Hornswoggle. Loved Hornswoggle.

Why? He was a gimmick wrestler. He would bring out that philately or whatever, and he would... To help Finley, not to like... Oh, not like a solo wrestler? No. I feel so bad for him. Jesus Christ, Gale.

You could just... Sorry. But I feel so bad for him, because they would have him under the ring for like an hour and a half. Oh, that's bad. Yeah, all right. Well, we'll be back next week, but this was... Pop Culture Payton and Cam. Pop Culture Payton and Cam.

Oh, that was a troublesome start to the podcast. Hopefully, this last half is a little better. That was hilarious, though. My God. You're a creature. I know, dude. What if I just... No.

I'm not going to lie. If you would have done that, you would have finished the podcast by yourself. I would have went home. I literally would have walked off. Have you ever wondered what it tastes like, though? If you would have went... No. That's disgusting.

Yeah. You know what's weird? No, I don't. Me? Oh, no. You do, but you don't know what I... There's wax in my nail. Oh, let's rub it on our couches.

You... Dude, I have an ass... You're the type that you'd pick your booger in someone's car and be like... No, for all the weird shit I do, I don't like... Picking my nose just makes me feel, like, invasive on my skull. That's one thing I, like... I kind of have to. I'm not gonna lie.

I'll definitely... You've seen it? I snot rock it. I get it out. But if it's, like, a booger that's, like, it's, like, crusted... Okay, okay, alright, bro, bro, bro. Okay, well, if it's like a booger that's like, it's like crusted. Okay, okay, alright, bro, bro, bro. Okay, well if it's like crusted to the side, I'll definitely be like. Alright, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.

Stop, stop, stop, stop. Get it out. Flick it. I gotta get rid of it. Alright. It's itching my nose. But anyway, this is so weird. But after watching Paul Blart.

My favorite mall cop. Mall cop. Remember when he had to eat that lollipop off the ground when it was like covered in dirt and grime? Yes. Because he was like passing out? Mm-hmm. You've done that? Remember when he had to eat that lollipop off the ground when it was covered in dirt and grime? Yes. Because he was passing out? Mm-hmm.

You've done that? I kind of wanted to after watching him. That's a weird, very weird thing to bring to light, to confess. I appreciate you bringing it out to your specimen side. Yeah. I mean, I saw him and I was like, see? That's a dedicated guy. We can do it no no no no i get why no i get why live wants to kiss you sometimes i didn't mean that though oh you didn't mean that she doesn't do this but oh my god isn't like i was

i was having this thought the other day it It is so weird that my name is Peyton Bro, I say that stuff all the time like it's a that like my name. I'm Cameron Kennedy and I live in, Texas It's like insane, bro. It's like how? What like that name is my identity? Peyton like when people see me that's Peyton yeah that's crazy what how does that work that's insane like why don't you look at me and say Paul or something I know that's weird yeah no that's different that's I mean you are Cam that's you yeah like your name's not Don Terrell like I can't look at you and be like okay no Laquan like I can't you can't you can't do that but you know what I mean it's not that weird it's just it's the name we were given but but that's weird though like your identity is cam like your butt your your hands

what are you my what like but you got like a cam butt what the hell does that mean like your butt says cam like it's like a little like a little muffin i have a muffin ass what yeah like doesn't it doesn't cam's butt look like a danish dish you do have a little disney princess a little little cake little cake pop huh Yeah, like doesn't Cam's butt look like a Danish dish? No, it looks like a Disney princess booty. You do have a little Disney princess, a little cake pop, huh? How the hell, what are we talking about now? We're talking about names. Now you're saying I have a banana nut muffin ass.

No, no, no. Banana, that's more like crusty and weird. You got like a nice like. Like a blueberry muffin. More like. Like a coffee cake. Like. Yes. What's the. You know the bread. You know like the big bread loaves that are sweet but they

got the curves in them? Like a croissant. No. Danish. Danish. But a croissant works too. But like a bigger croissant. Like fluff.

Yeah, like a nice little pillberry dough boy, but. What are we doing? What? It's a part of your body that's just saying, bro, you got nice eyes. You got a nice butt. So what? What am I supposed to do about it? You want me to fix it? Huh? what are we doing what it's a part of your body that's the thing bro you got nice eyes you got a nice butt so what what am i supposed to do about it you want me to fix it huh no it doesn't need fixing i i i have this thought and i'm i'm wondering how it works and it's a genuine question how does steam on food work you know what i mean? What? No. It's just.

How was that? You know, like whenever you say you have a nice beef and broccoli dish, right? Okay. And it's hot, right? Yeah. Steam. Off the pot. No, I get how the whole pot is steaming, right?

No. Food. No, get it. You know? I get how the bowl as a collective is steaming coming off the bowl because you just put it off the pan and that was in the bowl. But how the hell, if I put my fork into it and I get like a piece of beef and a piece of broccoli, how is that now steaming? off the bowl because you just put it off the pan that was in the bowl but how the hell if I put my fork into it I get like a piece of beef and piece of broccoli how is that now steaming because it's so hot where is that coming from the food how though the food but where is the air where's the smoke coming from the water in the food and the food itself water in the

food where's the water coming from in the food there's no water in chicken i guess not how is there water no dead ass how is there water in food you're about to piss me off exactly you don't know either if we cut if i cut a piece of is there water inside your body my body is how much percent water like 70 80? 70, 80%? Yeah. Okay. So just think about that. If I cut off, say, your whatever, a good old piece, a chunk of meat. Damn. Damn you.

If I cut off a piece of meat. Say I cut off some of your leg. Yeah. Some of your hamstring. And I go to just cook it up. There's still water in there. The food itself is getting so hot. When you cut up water, stop.

When you stop staring at me. You need to stop that. You need to stop all that staring. I don't even know if I'm explaining it right, but food steams. I don't know what it steams. Exactly, you don when there's food steams. I don't know what. Exactly. You don't know. It doesn't make sense.

It's hot. Great. So that's like saying, so whenever you go make a popcorn, right? Okay. You pop the popcorn in the bag. When you open the bag, steam comes out. When you take an individual popcorn out, there's not steam coming off that popcorn. Because that is not, that's dry. There's no moisture in a piece of popcorn.

There's moisture in chicken. There's moisture in some broccoli. Are you nuts? What the hell was that? There's a piece of Almond Joy back there. So whenever you're...

So popcorn is dry. There's never going to be steam off of a chip. How is there steam in the bag then? Of popcorn. There's steam in a bag of popcorn

when you open it up. Always steam in a bag of popcorn. It open it up always steam in the bag of popcorn it's dry in it oh no a single piece is dry the single piece is dry why is there steam in the bag I don't know What do I look like? Bill Nye? Jordan Ramsey? There's steam The bass is fucking raw

The big surprise It's the fucking bass It's fucking raw No there's just steam It's hot There's moisture And there's steam So you don't have an answer

You're just saying what it is But in the bag There probably is some steam There's built up The kernels and what not If it's dry Exactly exactly how's their steam after it pops then it's dry listen i'm saying after you pop it right you're saying dry you're saying dry after it's popped yes then how when i open the bag of popcorn is there steam coming from the dry bag of popcorn? Because the inside of the bag is not fully dry. Are you nuts or dumb and dumb and nuts and stupid and dumb?

How many? Two or three or four? Four. The end product is dry. Dude, you're pissing me off. The end product is dry. That's what you do. You don't have answers and you're making it up.

Just say, I don't know. How about that? You don't know, Payton. Great't know payton great question you're smart you're revolutionizing the way people think i'm revolutionized there's moisture in chicken at the end of the day period in the story isn't it crazy we trust this building there's what dude you need to be you how do that? No, you need to be studied. Your brain. Like, this is just plastic and wall. It's like you and me have switched.

Our brains have switched today. I'm the docile one. Slightly frightened. I secrete fear. I think someone's hunting me because that's you. And then you took mine. Just labradoodle brain all over the place, bouncing. One of my biggest fears as a child was people in costumes.

Hated it. Ooh. I hated it. Like a Tick me elmo on the side of the street okay no you know what i mean no that's that is like that's a 40 that's terrifying that's a 45 year old named edward and he's in an elmo costume you know what i mean that is terrifying bro chucky cheese is scary but i liked him because he gave me hugs every time and he kind of smelled like cheese.

Think about that. Ooh, yeah. You want to get dark? You want to get dark and crispy? No, but you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? That is creepy. No, that's terrifying. I hated it.

I thought you were going more the route like when you're like eight, nine trick-or-treating and there's like the 16-year-olds that scare you with like the scream masks where you pump Oh, no, no, no, no. That was scary to me. Because all I, I just didn't want to be vulnerable enough to drop my candy and run. Because I know that's what they wanted from me. I didn't want to allow them to steal my joy.

Did you do this on Halloween? Did you throw eggs at people? No, you little vandalizing delinquent. Who am I vandalizing? You, people. No, you're throwing eggs? Yes, what you do is you get on top of like a higher ground.

It's like a city ordinance. Like a shed or something. And you see the people going by, and you just, whap. I mean, a lot of people would carry umbrellas to not get hit by eggs. Where the hell did you go trick-or-treating? My neighborhood. Narnia? No, it's in my neighborhood.

Oh, your neighborhood? Yeah, with the little trap house and the weird toenail collecting guy next to you. That is probably a freak neighborhood. It is. But, but, but, but. And the guy that made the bomb.'s probably a freak neighborhood it is but but but but and the guy that made the bomb it was a crazy name that was my street that was me my name that was a singular that was a cold yeah insane but and then but the worst that ever got hey say but one more time hey but again but the but we the worst that got but golly but the worst it ever got was whenever and this wouldn't have to stop was we hard boiled eggs

tagging you were a delinquent you were degenerate but that's the good part about childhood bro you do stupid stuff we weren't on i agree with that but you don't do stupid stuff that could be offensible like you don't do things that could get you in trouble you said other kids you traded perfume i made my brother drink perfume you're trying to kill somebody yeah that's attempted murder that's a classic like she sounds like a big toy story when i lost it squeaker wheezy the penguin wheezy olivia just said she had a tea party with her younger brother shout out who by the way is an all-american and a national champion shout out gabe she had a tea party with him invited him to said tea party said pinkies up she had water in hers he drank perfume

that is literally a witch like that's some hansel and gretel shit like oh just come get in the oven i might have ruined drink your tea i might have ruined some kids costumes you tried to kill your blood that kid was like ah it's an egg i don't like this your brother was like oh speaking of i heard a story from steve zaragosa from source what the hell did you you got fleas where what'd you just say you said steve flea in the Borska. Please don't. You're going to shit yourself. Were you trying to fart? It was like a faucet.

It was like whenever you leave a faucet on the was like it was like you know whenever you leave a faucet like on like the one click oh no olivia olivia olivia all right what did you just say you did i said i shit myself before no no i'm not gonna lie babe you can't get on the internet like and just openly say how long ago but people it was like when i was probably senior year of high school because i was at a cheer competition and i my stomach was hurting the whole weekend and i thought it was done like i was down and i like i didn't go to practice because

we have to perform and practice before the you know we get on stage i didn't go to practice i had to stay in my hotel room with my mom and finally i thought i was over i was like oh i'm past the you know shitty stage oh hell no i was sitting there eating some chinese food because i was so hungry i haven't been able to keep anything down i took a bite and so i just sit on the bed i I was like, oh, I farted. And it was. Who says that? It was. I farted. And like shit came out.

Like full on. Like this wasn't. Like in my mom. Like a thick one. Oh, and it looked like. Y'all probably not going to want to. I'm visualizing this shit. It looked like the cucumber Gatorade color.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why would you say that? Because that's what I remember. A visual. Like were you drinking kale all weekend? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and then no. Like, my mom had to help me to the bathroom and everything, clean that stuff up. No, adults poop themselves. I pooped myself last week, I swear to you. Okay, okay, okay. Y'all need to remain on that couch. The last time I shit myself, I probably had three teeth in my head. I was probably six years old.

Oh, okay, strong sphincter. I highly doubt that, Cameron. You shit yourself recently. Oh, I've shit myself recently Enlighten me you see yourself in college. No, I do remember you did you're lying Food got to you one day. Yeah, it was in my bed cuz you're like Peyton. I'm doing my laundry I don't really in my mattress kind of take a nap in your bed and you're like I don't feel good I was like, yeah, bro. Just take a nap right there, bro You smelled my whole room and now there's a permanent stain it went through the uh i believe

it went through the sheet onto the blue mattress the the double you always try to like think you're better because you didn't shit yourself as an adult i have not shit myself anytime soon but there's nothing wrong with it like i shit i couldn't i'm not saying this anytime i honestly couldn't help it like we need to normalize this. Like, people shit sometimes on themselves. I walked four blocks. You know, it was caking up in my drawers. And it started itching. Oh, no, you did shit yourself on the way to the wrestling match with your friend.

You told me that story because you got nervous. Y'all were going to see a WWE. I threw up. I didn't shit myself. I threw up in the back seat. No. It was a brand new truck. You could have been double barrel. No, it was throw up. It was pure vomit myself. I threw up in the backseat. No it was brand new truck You could have been to double barrel nose throw up. It was pure vomit. That's okay. We're on the way

We're throwing up Cuz it's like your whole open Shitting like I'm doing one the other I'm either gonna throw up on myself or shit on myself I can't do that on yourself. Yeah, yeah go to the toilet it's just too much it's too hard no i threw we were like eight or nine again and we were on the way to wwe raw in dallas and i the whole i remember literally waking up the whole day i just didn't feel good i like laid down before i had to leave and we get in the truck and i literally on the way there just his brand new oh my god my friend's stepdad's brand new truck he's had it for like a month threw up in the backseat he was so pissed but then he stopped at wendy's good shout out shout

out to you he stopped at wendy's made us eat food so i could still enjoy the rest of the night like replenish myself then we went to raw and sick the undertaker came out the end i was thinking about telling that story do you want me oh we're almost we're ending you can say for the end uh okay um should we sit do on patreon y'all just tried you want me oh we're almost we're ending you can stay for the end um okay um should we sit do on patreon y'all just tried to normalize shitting yourself yes bro that really happened to me i i've like i've told you this story don't look like i haven't told you that before have i told you that story when i shit myself cameron i don't know because for real that shit happened should on the extended episode for patreon should i tell the story about arkansas when i was in that car

and we went to the club and i was stayed in the car oh that was bad you made it i'm not gonna tell the story oh my god that was hilarious yeah that was hilarious i'll definitely save that patreon this extended episode i'll tell a story about a wild trip I had in Arkansas where I had to stay in a car for a couple hours. Oh, my God. That was hilarious, bro. That was so bad. Oh, my God. That was funny.

All right, guys. Fantastic episode. Thanks, Mama Liv, for joining and sharing. You're welcome. Cam, great episode. It's a fantastic episode. All right. So a couple outros real quick.

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Oh, that's interesting. So it's almost like everything they need to know is linked in the bio? Okay, well, it's linked in the bio for you, so you should definitely check that out. Make sure you give this video a like. Go down in the comments right now. We're going to let Mama Liv pick the code. Oh, secret code.

I'm going to give up the code. So you do a little, I mean, you know, you know exactly what it is, but on the spot, just to help you out, you do a little, just a little acronym. A couple letters, but then you have to have a meaning behind it. And they use that to show their true, true love and to confuse the casuals. So what is it? What's this week's code going to be? It has to be something with my story I just told.

Okay, let's go. Something for a second. SBS. Shitty booty shit. Shitty booty shit. SBS. Shitty booty shit. Wow.

That's a great secret code. SBS. Use that on Instagram. Use that on TikTok. Confuse all the casuals. We love all of you. It was another fantastic week. We'll see you next week.

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