You Should Know Podcast - TESTING OUR ANXIETY GONE WRONG! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: December 16, 2024

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Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. We got co-host cam back in the studio yep yep yep yep let's let's let's let's just talk about it immediately okay let's get it out immediately you have a ball cap on i do have a ball cap on i think it's time to reveal what's under that ball cap cam do. Do I? Do we? I'm sweating. You can already see I'm sweating.

We talked about it last episode. Last week, episode 142, we said that this is going to be the last episode we see Cam with a full head of hair. Is it time to reveal it to the world, finally? I think it's time. I think it's time, Bubba. Give me a drum roll. Give me something.

Let's make it dramatic. Drum roll, please. Drum roll, please. Without further ado. My thighs are burning. Hurry. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I'm like.

Cam, you officially have a buzz cut, man. I do. I have a buzz cut. Well, immediately, right now, just pause it. Let me know what you think about it in the comments. Tell me if I'm ugly. Tell me if I look like a meerkat. Tell me if I look good.

I'm going to be honest with you. Let's refrain from comments this week. Let's not look at them. Okay. I go, that's probably safe. That's probably safe. We're going to say I'm an ugly creature. It's okay.

Let's just take the time to get used to it ourselves. Yeah. We got to start inside before we can branch out yeah divide and conquer normally i don't have anxiety around you but every time like i first see you like on a new day i'm like like is that cam yeah who are you yeah what's my favorite color how does it feel you got your hair cut off how does it feel i got my hair cut off if you are in the koala club if you're in the patreon first off 2025 patreon is going to be absolutely amazing you are in the koala club if you're in the patreon first off 2025 patreon is going to be absolutely amazing brand new but the koala club members have already seen

this for like five days now yes so they've already been on it they've already seen it they've already cracked their jokes and they've already said some people said i look good so i hold that some people are liars as well some people are sinful creatures very sinful but it was it was scary you saw on the vlog i was literally anxietied up to the tens. Oh, my God. I was super nervous. Brooks did the best thing, and he just went straight at it. Yeah.

And honestly, I love it now. It's been about a week, a little over a week, and I love it. It's just dope. It feels – my first shower, bro, I was smiling in the shower. I literally was like this. Oh, you weren't tucked in hiding oh no i wasn't that small and insecure and afraid anymore i said i said show what we got uh and it was it was a great shower great shower uh it's fun though honestly i can wake up and immediately leave and

not worry about looking like a murderer yeah i can i can dress however i'd like to because now my head like sometimes i had to build a fit around your head how bad my head was yeah so now it's just for it's like a it's like a blanket of stress and worry about hair just was lifted yeah i'm glad i'm glad you like it so what do you think about it oh not important oh i mean there's sometimes opinions stated themselves one out of ten oh oh bubba just answer what was that thing in math unreal numbers yeah you hate it no okay didn't say that in all honesty good or bad decent no it's good it's good good cut okay i got a good cut all right i'm gucci i'm gucci huh What the fuck was that? Were you looking at them? No. No. Okay. Let's be honest here.

It looks like if I didn't know you, and you're in all black, so this is perfect. If I didn't know you and the first time seeing you, I'd be like, oh, he steals toys and puts them on robots. What? And his name might be Sid. He decapitates toys in his bedroom, has posters of rock music, and fights when he wants to. No, I do like it.

I do like it. Genuinely, I do like it. You look good. And the first thing I said to you when you got it, I was like, you look like you can fight. Yeah, now the truth is I can't. No, no, you still can. I look like I'll still break a thumb trying to break your jaw,

but hey, if I get through it, it's worth it. But I need to learn how to fight now to where it's not just a look. Yeah, maybe not. Will you go with me on that journey? Yes, 100%. I think we're going to do that on Patreon in 2025. We're going to take MMA classes. Oh my God.

I think it's going to be fun. It's going to be fantastic. So you did have an anxiety attack whenever you got your haircut. A very slight one, but I was sweating badly. And if you want to watch it, it's on Patreon. Yes. But I didn't tell the story about how I had an anxiety attack

when I got my secondary braids. My second time going to get my braids. But you look gorgeous. It's not even that. Why were you angst? Because I went alone. And you know how I am in appointments. I'm not going to speak to you.

But normally, I have CJ there or somebody else there that three people are silent It's all good If it's one on one silence Me and the woman doing my hair The awkwardness amplifies

And it was amplified It was on ten And I didn't eat before I got in there You know me I have bad tummy growls You have very bad It's like a dragon It's not a growl yeah it's a full-blown roar it's like i'm harboring baby lions in my stomach you're like you gotta

you gotta taquito or something and i have long lasting trauma from school because i remember taking the standardized test at the end of the year and we would have to be silent for like eight hours you can't talk you can't do anything and my stomach would always be so loud for the whole eight hours and i'd have to need myself to like try i'm dead ass like i would have you would need your stomach it was trauma filled like i hated standardized testing days because it would be silent and people would hear my tummy growl. Fast forward, I'm 25 and getting my hair done. And it was silent in there. And someone's hearing my tummy growl. So it was so silent in there, right?

She started to braid my hair. She said one or two words to me. I gave her one or two words back. Silence. We don't speak anymore. She's doing my hair. I'm like five minutes into this. And the first grumble happens.

It goes. And I'm like, oh, no no it's begun this is gonna be bad i i don't know if she heard it though but if i don't hear it she's not gonna hear it correct the way that i don't hear it airpods in the middle of her braiding my hair i pull out my airpods and i put on my airpods i'm to a podcast. I know it's bad. It helped. But five more minutes go by. You're like, volume up, volume up, volume up.

It was a long one. Now I'm having anxiety. So I start to sweat. Let me tell you my attire when I was getting my hair done. Gray, tight sweatpants. The tight ones oh so there's connected to my ghibli bits and I'm sitting on a leather chair it's hot in there when I'm anxious and embarrassed I sweat it I don't I don't sweat anywhere but my armpits and my ass there you go

I'm sitting up there's a mirror right in front of me. For 10 to 20 minutes, every three minutes, my tummy is growling bad. And I'm getting so anxious about this. I look in the mirror, all the inside of my legs is wet. It looks like I pissed myself, bro. And so now I'm surveilling the room trying to find, whenever this is over, I have to stand up and walk out of here. And cover myself. I have to see what I can cover myself with. was nothing there i didn't bring a jacket i didn't

bring anything to like tie around me my balls are wet and my ass is full public display tummy's growling i growled again like at the end of the hair appointment she goes is that your stomach and i said oh my god i said so yeah i didn't eat. And she goes, it's okay. I get like that sometimes, too. If you're comforting me. Yeah. We're not relating right now. And so the haircut ends, right?

It stinks. My ass stinks. Because I have like a swampy concoction going on with my tummy growling. I stand up, and I'm literally like this, like hiding, like paying for the card. And I walk backwards out of the salon shut up swear to god you backpedaled yes out of a hair appointment i was like i was talking to her like i was making a genitalia was soaked yeah so i was making sure there's a conversation as i was walking out i was like thank you yeah so are you kidding me dude it was

it's really bad i gotta stop wearing gray You need to get rid of all gray. You already have a rule on gray on tops. Yeah, but normally I'm not sitting down that long to wear the concoction. In a hot room with leather with a growly stomach, anxiety flush, 10 out of 10 sweat glands, ass opens up. Yeah. Ballsack, full display for the human eye. Well, no, I'm covered. Well, no, you're covered, but then when you get wet, it's like the water travels.

It takes the easiest route. It's not going to just go, it's like the water travels it takes the easiest route it's not gonna just go it's gonna go it's gonna outline you know what yeah and i i've been looking to say anything no no but i've been looking for new hairstylists like new people to braid my hair i'm not going back there she's that's the last she's seen of me but she did a good job don't give a shit this is the last you've seen of me you don't get to you don't get to bask in my embarrassment that doesn't. I have too much pride. So you could get the best braids ever in the fact that your Johnson got sweaty and wet and you had to backpedal like a DB out of a hair appointment. You're no longer going to provide her with service.

Oh, if there was a zombie apocalypse and I got bit and she's the only one to have a cure, she's not seeing me. Our relationship is done, Cam. She doesn't get me again. You get one time seeing me embarrassed. Bro, that is all. That is self-sabotage. I don't care.

Fix it. No, that's not. No, that's pride. No, but she did a good job. God bless her. Thank you. She was relating to you. She tried to have your back.

Don't care. She probably said, Bubby, I got a little granola bar over there if you need one. She goes, that son of a bitch is loud, ain't he? You ain't feed him in a couple days. And she's like, what's that smell? It smells like nutsack. And you're just sitting there. I'm going to leave now, ma'am.

I'm out of here. You have a great life. You will never see me again. Are you kidding me, bro? I just had to be vulnerable. You asked me to be vulnerable on the podcast. I appreciate it, but damn it. How was your week?

You can't just ask me that. That is so bizarre in the fact that I know you're dead ass serious. Yes. That's the worst part. You're never going to be. No, I'm telling you, I blocked her on Instagram. You don't get to see anything that I'm doing. I could have kids tomorrow. She's not going to know she's not i'm telling you she's never i blocked her on instagram you don't get to see anything that i'm doing i could have kids tomorrow she's not gonna know she doesn't even get to see nice edited professional pictures now doesn't because you're not sweated in her

chair can't ever swipe up on my story you're done you're dead to me now no you didn't just like unfollow or make her fall you blocked her blocked her no we were never following each other i found her and she cannot go to your profile i don't even know she knows my instagram but i know hers so she will never find me dog like she's she is gone you know what i mean no no i don't no i did not i've had i've had i've almost shipped myself in in the in the salon chair yeah and i showed up two weeks later like what's up bro but you don't have like a filter like you genuinely don't care about your public perception yeah i know i know it's beautiful and freeing i guess everyone farts yeah everyone's balls stink and

sweat but that's why whenever you walk into the room with people that know you like oh shit we gotta he's here again what does that mean we all have a memory that we don't want to keep what what that's real oh yeah that's coming from the heart oh my so when i walk in or say it's us three yeah or us four yeah y'all three i walk in the room your initial thought process oh well if it's us three it's fine like we're all comfortable but like say we're in public and me and all the rest of our friends are there before you and then you walk walk in. It's like we have this puppy, right? And it's really good in the house. But you don't know if it's going to bite something or shit when we're in public. And you're that puppy.

You know what I mean? We love it, but we have to watch it. Okay. That's fair. But that puppy makes great memories, great laughs, and great stories. And is good at connecting with other puppies. But it has a three-strike rule. On the third one, we're euthanized.

And I'm on two and a half. I am so close. If it's a three-strike rule, I'm a cat, and I've used four of my nine lives. It's a three-strike rule. Is that real? Oh, no. They have one life. No, if a cat dies, it is dead.

It is dead as hell. There's no coming back. No. When you tuck it in, it wakes up the next day. Cat's dead. It's a dead cat. It's a dead animal. Your pet's dead.

It's done. There's no nine lives. Where did that come from? I don't know. I genuinely think it's because how much of that they are. God bless you. I don't know what the word is, but you can drop them. They always land on their feet. Yeah, I think think that's it they're like a crown bottle i've seen a they won't break they won't break i've seen a cat jump from a fourth story

apartment into the middle of a street in new york city hitting bars hitting trash cans smacking its skull on brick and it literally just lands and goes... I got a joke. It takes off. Say it. No, I'm not going to say the joke. I'm not. Okay, good. But I genuinely always thought cats had nine lives. No.

I've never been a cat owner. Okay, but you don't have to own a cat to understand that we're on Earth and we're real. Well... That's some fairytale shit. Okay, I'm not saying like... Obviously, if it's dead, it's dead. Yeah. But I'm saying it will be harder to die. That doesn't mean tale shit. Okay. Nine lives. I'm not saying like, obviously if it's dead, it's dead. Yeah. But I'm saying it will be harder to die.

That doesn't mean it has nine lives. It has like nine more. There's one live. One live per cat and that's it. But maybe it has extra shield. It's a tank. It can take a lot of hits. Okay.

Now that's better. Yes. That's what I meant. Cats, dogs have one life fish fish have like half a life fish have like three minutes quick bro you forget to feed them one day they're just sitting there belly up you take them throw them down the toilet why is it a thing to throw fish down the toilet i think it's like i think it's like a proper way of like like for a human you get a nice tombstone you put them in the ground a fish it's like well

you're dead let's put you back in the water. Does something eat it in there? Oh, no. I think it just probably disintegrates, but maybe not. I always thought that the toilet led to the gutter. Does it not? Or the gutter? Like the gutter, like the sewage.

Yeah. Oh, it does? Yes. I don't think so. Yes. No, because my toilet's on the third floor, right? Yeah. Yours goes straight down line, passes CJ's room.

He gets a whiff. And then it goes straight outside to the sewer. CJ's like, no! He goes, damn it, not again. Oh, so it does. No, I mean, are you talking about the street ones that are like the overflows for water? There's different sewers? Yeah.

Where's the poop sewer? I'm learning you something. You're teaching me. It's a septic tank so imagine this there's people employed to put on rubber overalls and massive boots that don't let moisture in and they clog and unclog those toilets septic tanks i'm talking reservoirs that have hundreds of pounds of human waste. Oh, no. Where do they go with that? The ocean?

I don't know. I think they burn it alive. I think they burn it alive and make some gas out of it. And that's what's in the propane, and that's what we make our steaks with. Oh, my God. Welcome to America, home of the sick. Is that what fossil fuels are? No, that's fossil fuels.

That's fuels burned from the bones of woolly mammoths. Is that a fact? I was about to say. How have we not ran out of T-Rex bones? There's a lot of woolly mammoths. Woolly mammoths is a fascinating creature.

Huh? A woolly mammoth is amazing. I don't believe in dinosaurs. That's not a dinosaur. Nowhere near a dinosaur. Are they still around? No, they're extinct. So it's a dinosaur.

Proven real. What? If it's extinct, it's a... Are Heelys still around? So they're dinosaurs you dumb yes it's a dinosaur dinosaurs a dinosaur the fashion industry no no but a dinosaur i understand you're trying to make like a like a comparison yeah yeah yes you just told me a woolly mammoth is a dinosaur

isn't it that's not true what is it it's a woolly mammoth big ass mammal what is what's the category you put in mammal how's it extinct because it's dead the pandas are on their last string of hope and you think they're dinosaurs technically when pandas do go extinct they'll be dinosaurs payton you can't just because something goes extinct you can say it's extinct like a dinosaur it doesn't make it a dinosaur because it's gone dinosaur is not a type of animal okay so the saber-toothed tiger make it a dinosaur because it's gone. Dinosaur is not a type of animal. Okay, so the saber-toothed tiger, that's a dinosaur? Are they gone? Yes. No, they're still sabers.

No, they're not sabers. They're not sabers in light form or toothed tigers. No, they're just not making sex. Isn't that the problem? You think there's a soul-surviving saber-toothed tiger that's out there just not boning his wife? You think there's a saber-toothed tiger that wakes up and he's like, another day, and he just chills in a cave. That has to be.

It's gone. Dinosaur. There was one left and he died. Okay, but isn't it? I'm being so serious right now. I'm being so serious. Isn't what makes a dinosaur a dinosaur is extinction. That's a dinosaur.

No. But what's a dinosaur? Oh, my God. You might be. You're getting exactly because no but no but no but no because the dinosaur is not a type of animal a dinosaur is a type no that's like saying a feline those are cats exactly a dinosaur is not a specific no okay but there's flying dinosaur, there's walking dinosaur, tall dinosaur, short dinosaur. Short dinosaur. Exactly. That's not a type of animal.

It's just a type of extinction. That's extinct if you're a dinosaur. Wait, wait, wait, no. You're starting to piss me off because you're doing your, oh, I'm on me separate. You're the sheep thing, and it's kind of working on me. It's a fact. You got the power of the tongue. You got that Voldemort tongue.

We don't speak of you. Oh, my God. Are you on to something? I am. Okay, once pandas go extinct, they're going to be dinosaurs. No, it's still a panda. It'll always be a panda. Yes. Oh my God. T-Rex is still a T-Rex, but it's a dinosaur because it's extinct. Can you look that up real quick, Pierce? Is a dinosaur a group of animals or are they called that because- Google what is a dinosaur? Holy shit. I might've just cooked something. You might've cooked something crazy. Come on. Come on. You might have... What the hell was that?

You got spit on your lip. Get it off. It was like a grain of oat. Dinosaurs are extinct animals with upright limbs that lived on land during the Mesozoic days. So it's an extinct animal with upright limbs. So upright limbs. Upright limbs. Meaning what? Did Willie Mammoth have upright limbs. So upright limbs. Upright limbs.

Wooly mammoths? Meaning what? Did wooly mammoths have upright limbs? I believe so. What was the time period of wooly mammoths? Oh, okay. There you go. Now that's, your case is done.

I'm sorry. We need to retract our doubts. Dinosaurs are reptiles. So A, they're reptiles. B, they were home to that specific time era. If they were real, you still believe they were made from a guy in Indiana. Yeah, yeah, no. It's all conspiracy.

If they were real, it's native to that time era. Okay. So a panda cannot be a dinosaur. A woolly mammoth is not a dinosaur. They're different time eras. Oh, I believe in God. So I will say what I think. And my repercussions are from the Almighty himself.

No man can put me in a box and deem me so. But anyway. So dinosaurs aren't pandas and pandas aren't woolly mammoths and cats have one life but they got a whole lot of shields. Completely fine. It's a beautiful start. The You Should Know Podcast. The Hot Honey McCrispy

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What do you think would take longer? A snail. Farting? Oh, no. I was trying to make the sluggy noise of him moving. A snail climbing the world's tallest building. Okay. Okay, let's imagine they don't get tired.

A snail climbing the world's tallest building. Okay. Okay, let's imagine they don't get tired. A snail climbing the world's tallest building. I heard you. Or a cheetah running the entire length of the Great Wall of China. How tall is that? Tall or long?

Tall or long? How tall or long? Tall. It's a decent wall. It's a nice looking wall. Okay, how many football fields is the Great Wall of China? Help me understand.

Okay, I want to do this actual calculation because you're going to laugh so hard. I'm thinking about 24. Okay, I want to do this actual calculation because you're going to laugh so hard. I'm thinking about 24. Okay. So the Great Wall of China is approximately 175,000 football fields. Holy shit.

Yeah. 13,170 miles long. Is that one of the alien conspiracies? Oh, no. That was just built. No. A lot of labor. That's humans.

Yeah. Jesus Christ. So it's a saber-toothed tiger. No, no, no. Oh, no. Just was just built. Manual labor. A lot of... That's humans. Yeah. Jesus Christ. So, a saber-toothed tiger. No, no, no. Oh, no. Just a cheetah. Just a cheetah. Very fast.

The fast one. How fast do cheetahs run? Like 90 miles per hour or something like that? I'd say 70. 70. Wow. That is a car on a highway. I don't really believe that.

70 miles per hour. Constant. Constant. They're not getting tired. Or a snail going up the tallest building in the world all the way to the tip. Burj Khalifa, I believe. Oh, I thought it was Twin Towers. And then they built the empire to compensate for that one.

Is it that I got my calculations wrong? I thought they were like, shit. No. They said, God damn it. We call up greg and you got those blueprints okay no absolutely not at one i don't even think they ever were at one point oh like i don't think they ever held the crown of tallest in the world okay i think at their conception they were like fourth i would say i would say a snail has to be faster because snails faster going up the building snail the snail going up the building has to be faster because they're i think it's propaganda on snails i've met some quick snails and quick turtles if we're being completely honest you've met a quick snail i used to collect

snails what the hell did you there was a snail problem at my old apartment, so I'd take them and bring them inside. I de-shelled a couple. Mom got mad. Said, don't do that to them. That's their back. What are you saying to me right now? I'd collect snails. It was quick. We didn't, like, home them for long because my mom wasn't having that.

She didn't want to out- You were sitting there giving them tire rotations, taking off their shells and greasing their back and putting it back on. Don't tell me you didn't home them? Yeah. Did you name them? It was the same year my mom made me go to the counselor at school, but it's related. You collected living beings.

Yeah, I put them back, catch and release. Did you? Are you not understanding that there's a very strange thing that you just released to me on air? Well, I didn't cook them. I hope to God not, Dommer. People do that. People cook snails in snail soup.

Or is that a cartoon? Yeah, are you in SpongeBob right now? I think snail soup might be real, but you collected snails. Yes. Why? I liked them. There was a problem. We needed them out anyway.

Oh, my God. It was that and crickets. We had too many of those in our apartment. Did you put a cricket on a leash? No, I didn't like crickets. It scared me. I'd crunch them. Crickets scare you, but snails were just A-OK.

No, they didn't have much of a trail, though. Did you keep it in a shoebox? No, just on the counter. And then my mom would say, stop doing that. And she would make me take him back outside. I swear to God. But I'm saying there's a, and I had a pet turtle. So I know the speed of these two things.

And it is a common misconception that they're slow. Turtles, fast as hell. Snails, not fast, but quicker than most would think. If you know what I mean. This took such, such a wicked turn. Dude, you're not going to sit here like that shit is normal. No, it's not. You collected shit, then we're going to break it down.

Why are you doing this? Bored, no friends. No, it's not. You collected shit that we're gonna break it down. Why are you doing this? Bored. No friends. Bored and no friends. So you went outside and then said, give me one of those slimy freaks. No, I didn't ask.

Took it. I just saw them. I was like, there's 15 fucking snails. You said, hey, Mr. Snail. Hey, Mr. Snail. You wanna go play WWE

inside my apartment? You said, I can hit you on top turnbuckle. He was like, if the snail could talk, he was like, no! And you were just like, come here, buddy.

He's like, and then you went and said, I like you. Where's your cousins? And you went and got his whole family and extended family. You named them. You took their shells off. You greased their back. What'd you feed them? Salt. Swear to God. Doesn't that kill them? Didn't know.

It killed them. I don't remember, but know if it does. Dude, someone's gonna have a case. Someone's going to build a legal case against you, and you're gonna be fighting PETA. The things you've said, and the things you've collected.

You had a turtle that was slaughtered by another turtle. Okay, but it's i it's transitioned to adulthood it's hard for me that's the concerning part but i figured out how it's transitioned how i have an emotional attachment to my safari tabs and this is very popular i saw somebody else on tiktok said they'd have it too genuinely i cannot close out my tabs on safari i swear to god i it's to the point when i try to make a new tab on safari it says you can't do that anymore you're maxed out why why do you have a connection because they matter to you yes or no in the comments somebody will agree with me i feel like i'm gonna go back to that at some point CJ knows like it will be like I still have like my

college portal pulled up and I will go back soon enough you've had two new iPhones since you have hooped and you mean to tell me that you are purchasing these phones yeah syncing them yes and you have a college portal website on tab eight out of your 500 max out tabs, and you think someday you're going to be bored, maybe go down memory lane, you're going to go, let me go look at that portal. It's not as crazy as you think. I feel like the majority of people are like this. First off, that shit's not going to work.

Let's just shoot that down now. What do you mean? If you went to your college portal right now, your username and email, that's no longer active. Oh, yeah, no, they cut that out. It's not going to work. So close the tab. This is a start.

Start of sanctity. This is a start. It's going to help. No, but you're not like that. You can just close out of stuff? Yes. Okay, but you're not. You just don't have that in you.

You don't have that heart in you. I don't have a heart in me? You don't have. You're so disposable of things and people. Because a good purge is good for the soul. It's like a Sunday clean. But does that give you anxiety? Like, hey, I want to go back to that.

No. Never, no. No, no, no, no. I might have, I might right now, I probably have like over a hundred. Holiday season, I'm looking shit up. But I will periodically, probably every quarter, just go.

Oh, no. Close every, I won't even look at them. I won't even check before I close them. I don't even, I don't even close out my apps. I still have every app still running on my phone. And that's why his phone can last for three hours before he's like, dude, you got a charger? I need your fucking charger, bro.

He's like, you're not using it. I need your charger. That's why. All your apps are open. Think about if his Safari could talk, it would be like a 60-year-old alcoholic that is working hard as shit, man. He's like, I got 500 case studies open.

I got to keep all these tabs open. Hey, I can't go to the football game on Saturday. I just can't do it, man. I'm working hard. And my safari is just like, beautiful day. Oh, you need that? Here you go. All right, we'll see you.

That's why my phone is always hot. I could cook an egg on my phone. No, your phone, that's a problem. I think that? Here you go. All right, we'll see. That's why my phone is always hot. I could cook an egg on my phone. No, your phone, that's a problem. I think that's like a recall. That is a rebate on that phone. You're going to get serious compensation. I woke up with burns on my side because I fall asleep and roll over on my phone, and it's so hot, and I get burns on my tum-tum.

When you're naked? Yeah. So what if it was lower? Oh, that's a good sensation. A little warmth on the balls. You ever had a warm ball situation? Oh, that's kind of a good sensation. A little warmth on the balls. You ever had a warm ball situation? Tell me that's not comforting. You ever just set them right on top of a candle?

Okay, what? What? Just warm them up. You go... And then you go... Nice. No, the smell is horrible. Oh, my God.

It probably... Oh, my God. Oh, my god. If you made a candle that was the scent of your ball sack, it could take out tribes. It would eliminate groups of people. It smells like decomposition.

What would the name of your ball sack candle be? Sorry. With a period and it's all lowercase. It's just, sorry. Oh my god. And the wicks are like little hairs. It's like... Oh, no.

It's like little hairs coming out. Like this. You light it. It's like... Oh, my God. Can we please do at least two? Yeah. Let's think of actual names for your ball sack.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got some. You want me to go? Go for it. I'm trying to craft some good shit.

One of them would literally be called decay. Like it smells like a rotted tooth sometimes. I would say I would say

swamped lust. Swamped lust. You get a mix of the bayou. You get a mix a little bit maybe lovemaking a little bit of sorrow swamped lust okay i got like irritated crevice i mean it's like red and ashy and dry

irritated crevice okay um uh pungent that that'd be pungent imagine people buying this that'd be like a good gag gift somebody would yeah You could you could make you can make some money. I think I might but how do we get that? Someone we hire a smell professor he comes in he's like okay, and you're like alright. You ready. He's like yeah He's all right. He just dropped me Getting hints of embers like starts writing shit down yeah oh wait does your your balls ever tingle i was meaning no no no you should go get that check see but not that type of tingle like how do i how do i describe it like a tingle like a

it's almost like an excitement no like an electrical shock almost no like someone took a like a like a stem pad just put it right i feel like you've asked me this before right downstairs but no no that's not good. You should go get that checked. I should go get... Yeah. Okay. Because it's...

Yeah. I counteracted my smell this week. I found a good remedy. I found a good remedy for my stench. Split open onion. You know, because you know how quick I run through deodorant? Yes. It's alarming.

And that's not even to be partial? That's not to be partial. There's nothing to do with it. It's just you for the man you are, but it's alarming. And that's not even to be partial? That's not to be partial. There's nothing to do with it. It's just you for the man you are, but it is alarming. You know how you can buy deodorant in packs of two? It comes in packs of two. Normally, I just go one at a time, one stick at a time. And when that stick is done, I'll go to the other one.

This weekend, I was like, why am I doing this? They give you two for a reason. They'll last longer. So I've been going one stick on the other, popping the other one, one stick on the other. Now I got two deodorants. It will last longer. Two for the price of one.

Okay. Because you got to think, they're just committing to one pit. I love your creativity. Yes. That is objectively wrong. How so? That is so, so wrong. No.

Yes. How? Because one. How so? No. That is so, so wrong. No? Yes. How? Because one here, one there. Yeah. They both run out. Two are now gone. It's not a two for one. But it will be gone way later.

No, it won't. It's going on one pit. If you do the exact, that doesn't make any sense. If you do the exact same amount of deodorant on each armpit that you would, they're going to last the exact same time. No. If I had one stick and I went five on the right pit, five on the left pit, that's ten.

That's ten to the one stick. Yes. But now I'm just going five on one pit, new stick, five on the other. So I'm at five and five. Okay, so when the ten runs out, you got a whole other stick. When your fives run out, moron, you're out of both. You hear what I'm saying? But the duration that I will have the two sticks will just be longer

because I'm utilizing them less. No, you're not. Yes, I am. You just told me you're using the same amount. So instead of doing one. But it's half the usage on it. It's half the usage. You're not listening to me. You're not being half the, it's half the usage on it. It's half the usage. You're not listening to me.

You're not being smart. It's not, it's not half the usage. It technically is, but you're using both at the same time. So what is half and half? A full, my watch is broken.

Half and half is a full, my watch is broken. I'm going to kill. Half and half is a full. Here we go. So we're using one full stick of 10, or two sticks of 5, you're in results. No, don't say it like that.

Don't say it like an equation. It confuses me. It's not even math. That's the same thing. But you said it hard. If you use one stick, 10, that's 10. That's 10.

Okay, and now I just used 5, and I'm not going to use that for a whole other day. Shut your mouth, Nancy. Listen up. Poloski? 10, one stick, it's minus 10. Okay? Stop saying it like that. It's, it's... up. Koloski? Ten. One stick. It's minus ten. Okay? Stop saying it like that.

It's, it's. Don't say minus and plus and pim dos. Don't say that. Okay, you're ten down on the stick one. Yeah. If you use both, you're five down on sticks one and two. Why are you looking away? This is simple.

It's, it's the exact same duration. Yes. If you genuinely. Thank you. You said yes. It's the same duration. Which If you genuinely... Thank you. You said yes. It's the same duration. Which leads me to have less usage. Which less usage equals longer, if you want to do equations.

Less usage, longer stick. That's less twist. That's how deodorant dies, is you twist too much. I have to do less twist if I'm just using five and I put it away. Peyton. Oh my god. I'm not being dumb! I am close to wrinkling your shirt. I am just using five and I put it away. Peyton. Oh, my God. I'm not being dumb. I'm close to wrinkling your shirt.

I am very close to just getting me a handful. Brother, it doesn't matter. It's the same two different things. If you have one turkey, you take ten bites. Yes. Okay? You got two turkeys. You take five each.

Five each. Okay. I'll have that turkey for longer. You'll have those turkeys longer, right? Thank you. Thank you. That's what I said. The other turkey came in a pack of two. You shit stain.

What? So, it's a two pack. Exactly. So, this turkey will be gone completely. Yes. Both of these will be at 50% capacity of meat to chew on. Yes. So, it'll last you longer.

But then you bust out the second one that came in the two pack so there's three turkeys now are you shitting me you genuinely just said there's three turkeys you pay there's four there's four turkeys why are you saying that there's i have two six deodorant okay there's four in the equation why that doesn't make sense why are you giving me your phone no i'm not using it give me your phone it's representation you said you bought like this and you went yes gone till november 10 total this one runs out to hell with that one second stick now we're both done okay now oh no no no no oh no you said so then I got two sticks of deodorant like this. I take apart...

That's uneven deodorant. Two different brands. And then, five, five, and I put them away. I will keep these longer now. You see how quick you just went... And through it? Yes. I don't have to do that.

I'll see you tomorrow. Oh, so you set them down soft. And it makes, okay. You know what? No. You asked for it. Actually, you asked me not to do it, but we're doing it. We're putting math into it.

Okay? We're going to imagine each stick of deodorant has 100 swipes. Okay? Yes. Simple, right? Right. Pretty simple. Here we go.

So now I have 200 swipes. You have 200 swipes total. And how many of you use one? You beat me. How many of you have, if you use one? You beat me to it. You have 200 swipes. How many swipes do you have if? You beat me. How many of you use one? You beat me to it. You have 200 swipes. How many swipes do you have if you use one?

If you use one stick, that's 10. So you're down to 190. What? What? How many swipes do you have if you have one stick? 100. Okay. What's more?

200 or 100? Hey. Answer me. What's more? You're being so stupid. Answer me. Clearly 200's more. Thank you.

Okay. Next topic. Next topic. No. You're not doing that you're being stupid you're still buying a two-pack you're yelling you have 200 so because i'm yelling because i'm i'm angry i'm not angry and wrong i'm angry and right it's not a good way to communicate if you okay you're right here we go you use one at a time 10 swipes you're down to 190 or you're

down to 90 so 10 uses this stick is gone then you bust out the other one and you get 10 more usage that is a total of 20 usages if you took two sticks five oh don't do that now five and five you would have 20 usages the sticks end at the exact same time are you done thank you for coming to my ted talk yeah i'll kill that one you know you Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. Yeah, I killed that one. No, you didn't. Oh, my God. Dude, I could literally squeeze my own skin so hard sometimes when you do what you just did.

Because you do it perfect, to the T, every time. You close someone off, you ask a question that seems like good damning evidence, and it's not. I won. It's okay. No, you didn't. Yes or no. The You Should Know Podcast. Cam, I don't think Meghan Trainor likes you.

Why? Why? Why? I truly don't think she likes you. Why? What did I do? That's not the way she looked at you. What did I do?

She went, oh. I didn't have my haircut. Let's, oh. I didn't have my haircut. Let's be honest. I did not have my haircut. I looked crazy. We went to Jingle Ball. Yes. Kane Brown invited us and Nikki.

Thank you, everybody over there. Yes. And so we went and we were backstage. It was me, you, Kane, Shaboosie, and then Meghan Trainor walked in. And I was like, oh, there's Meghan Trainor. I was like, what's her song? All about that bass, about that bass. No trouble.

I'm all about that bass, about that bass. No trouble. I'm all about that bass. I'm all about that fucking bass. I'm all about that bass. I'm all about that bass. Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! This is my couch! I like that song. So she walked in, right? And when she walked in, I made eye contact with her, right?

And I said like this, I went, and she goes, hey. Like it was like a smile and wave. And then Cam, I looked at you because I was like you gonna say hi to to megan and what did you do and if she walked did you say hi to her i did not okay that's why she probably doesn't like you but it wasn't an intentional not saying of anything it was more of a her path was left mine was right no you were right in front of her no i was actually i could have grabbed her i was 100 about half an arm length away and i chose not to speak and maybe i was starstruck maybe i was respecting her conversation with shibuzi and cane yeah but i just didn't speak okay but the reason i think she doesn't

like you is because she blurred your face out on her instagram i don't think she blurred it out i think the whole focus of the image is her and all of the surround that'd be damning if the whole picture was clear my was just like someone took a chapstick went right over like somebody like she was going on instagram she's like i really like this picture who's that is that guy she said get him out of there yeah no that and you're in the middle so she couldn't crop you out yeah she couldn't crop me out she couldn't take me out. It was either I'm in there or you don't get to use that picture. So I infiltrated correctly Yeah, but she I'm making I I think she doesn't like you I I don't think she knows me enough to like me or not like but that's I think if she knew me she'd love me

Great. You have that confidence, but she doesn't know you Like yeah No, I think I think if if we got into a room with Meghan Trainor, just you, me, and her. We were. No, no, just you, me, and her. Oh. Just the three of us.

Why would we be in that room? Now, this sounds strange. Yeah, what's going on? Get us there. Get us there. Yeah, okay, we're in a room because there's some event happening, and she, like, I don't know. We were in the room, and she went into the wrong green room,

and it's just us three. Okay. Basically, without sounding weird, I think it'd be a fun time. I think she would enjoy herself. No us three. Okay. Basically, without sounding weird, I think it'd be a fun time and I think she would enjoy herself. No, she... This sounds crazy. Like, conversation.

No, no, no. No wonder she doesn't like you. She got those thoughts and she's like, that guy is a creep. She said, ugh. No, I'm saying

we would have good conversations, she would laugh, she would enjoy our presence and I would say, Miss Trainer, Trainer of the Ma'am, it's all

about that bass about that bass zero trouble and she's like please stop talking to me shut the up can i literally go yes no yes ma'am yes ma'am she goes come here she's like i wish i could blur your face out in real life she goes i just don't no she seemed like a she seemed like a sweet lady she did Yeah we're just making jokes But it was so funny When I went on Instagram And I saw that your face Was blurred out of her Instagram I was like what the hell

I was like am I Is that intentional I really I kind of got self Like I was kind of Thinking down on myself A little bit No I would too

Somebody blurred my face out Of a picture intentionally You're not supposed to agree with me Oh yeah no You're supposed to uplift me Oh you're good bro It was an accident She blurred your face.

He said, no, I know. I would, too. You were definitely right in that thought process. What the hell? Yeah, no, it's overthinking. That was bullshit. That was rude. Yeah, we'll talk about

that event more on Patreon for the extended. We had a good convo with Shaboosie. That guy, he's big. Yeah, he's tripping. Didn't he say he was like, I'm 6'2". I said, my ass. You were about

every bit of 6'4"-5". And you got the boots and that sick ass chain. We'll talk about it more, but that day was really fun. But the day after, my whole mood got ruined. Why? I saw some news that really hurt my heart. Oh, man. The U.S. is banning Uncrustables in 2025.

What? It's banning Uncrustables in 2025. I thought you were going to talk about something, like, significant. It's an Uncrustable. Cool. Gone. Are you? Cam, just because I'm talking about Meghan Trainor not liking your ugly ass hair.

No, no, no. You literally had me hook, line, and sunk like you were about to. Kim, that's a big deal. Like Luca's not on the Mavs or the world's banning TikTok. Kim, Uncrustable is a pillar in my life. Hey, make your own. Problem solved. It's different.

No, it's literally not. Uncrustable is a top five snack of all time. An Uncrustable. First, don't you ever do whatever the hell that maneuver was and say Uncrustable. He said Uncrustable. No, no. First off, no, it's not. Let's start there.

Yes, it is. No, it's not. Kim, there's nothing better than getting out of a pool and eating an uncrossable? How about getting out of a pool and eating a bologna sandwich with nacho cheese Doritos in it? I don't eat bologna. It's gross. You missed out. I don't like wet meat.

All meat is wet. No, it's not. What are you getting, dry-ass chicken? No, no, no, no. See, okay, you can't do that to me, though. You can't do that. Everyone knows you can overcook chicken. It's dry as hell. That's what I thought. It has nothing to do with you or your culture. I can't do that to me, though. You can't do that. Everyone knows you can overcook chicken. It's dry as hell.

That's what I thought. It has nothing to do with you and your culture. I can't. You can't do that to me. I'm talking to you. Back to Uncrustables. I would venture to say we could poll a hundred. Watch your mouth.

We could poll a hundred people in this building. Not a single soul would say Uncrustables top five. 90% of Americans have Uncrustables in their house right now. That's a bullshit stat. People with refrigerators. That is a bullshit stat. People with refrigerators? Put some guapo on that word.

Are we going to go do a census? Yeah. Where did you find the stat then? From your ass? Did you just make it up? My heart. Your heart, yeah. Basically your ass.

Have you ever... Nine out of ten? have you ever walked past the uncrustable aisle yes is yes or no they don't have an own aisle okay whatever four foot section they've got there's like three flavors have you ever walked past the uncrustable section in a grocery store yeah yes it's just fully stocked no no it's not oh they have every option to the front of the shelf they are stockeded. You're going to stop. Kim, you cannot name three snacks better than Uncrustable. Quick, go.

Jalapeno cooked kettle chips, chips and salsa, and beef jerky and cheese sticks. First of all, you named two chips. Yeah. That just proves your point. You don't know shit about snacks. Rice Krispies. A Rice Krispie is not better than an Uncrustable. Holy shit.

A Rice Krispie is not better than an Uncrust holy shit a rice crispy is not better than it's not cam you get so much look it's uncrustables taste good and they're good for you apparently not but they're not they're absolutely not there's protein in them peanut butter protein cool peanut butter crackers how do you eat your uncrustable then maybe that's the problem i eat what do you how do you eat it though i don't shove it down my gut i enjoy it no but like the preparation of the uncrustable oh i take it out of the freezer i set on the counter about 20 minutes and i eat it okay you're smart and there we go yeah yeah my wife puts it in a toaster your wife is going to hell so let's put that out there first off they're banning it because it's shit apparently didn't even know this till you said that but the only reason they ban it is because it's uh not healthy

so out of everything that's not healthy in this world and they're going after my favorite prized possession snack why is that your fit what is your connection to these uncrustables because i stock in them you're like defending them to the death because i love uncrustable i love peanut butter and jelly it's one of my favorite snacks of all time and the only way i used to eat it as a kid is my dad cut off the crust i'm not a crusty guy and imagine that they come out with something so efficient where you get a peanut butter and jelly already without the crust and a little sack are you kidding me they are fire but they're not top five and you can still make it you can't make it uncrustable holy shit how do you make it

uncrustable you just said your dad did it every day your stupid little life you just said that he made it he took the crust off making it a non-crust-having peanut butter and jelly or synonymous to an uncrustable. An uncrustable is circular. It's like a spaceship, and all of its sides are stapled together. It's stapled all around. Oh, my God. That's the specialty of it.

And it's the perfect mix. That's a laboratory peanut butter and jelly. That is a scientific peanut butter and jelly. There's research behind it. Exactly. Those kind of peanut butter and jelly? Whenever CJ makes a peanut butter and jelly or That is a scientific PB&J. There's research behind it. Exactly. Those kind of PB&Js, whenever CJ makes a PB&J or my dad, it's always too much PB.

Not enough J. Not enough jelly or jam. A whole bunch of butter. And I can taste the iron from the knife on my penis. Maybe that was my household. Okay, speed run. I'm going to name something and you tell me if it's better or worse than a pb and j uncrustable uncrustable uncrustable your favorite ready set go honey buns uncrustable

honey buns too sticky too much too much after care you have to do too much after honey bun yeah you know they still you are you okay dill Okay, dill pickles. Are you crazy? A dill pickle? And what am I, pregnant? The little snacking bitches? The hit. The little mini ones- I thought the dills were the big ones. No, no, no, no, no. No, he said the dills were the big ones. Because my girl used to call me dill. I don't have a girl and no one ever called me that. Bring it in. Pop-Tarts. Uncursable. Pop-Tarts are gross. Most of them. Most of them.

Except for the wild berries. Those are fire. Are you hearing this, man? This is literal blasphemy. Cam, you gotta think about it. This is shit from the book of Revelations. This is not right. You gotta think about it.

This isn't right. On a Pop-Tart, it's not always consistent with the frosting. Sometimes there's not enough frosting. Uncrustable? Every single time, you're going to get a good mix. Pop-Tarts are one million percent better than Uncrustables. That is absolutely not up for debate.

How? Absolutely not up for debate. How? Because of variety? They are longer lasting. Longer lasting? They have stood the test of time. They've been out before Uncrustables, you jack wagon. You don't know that.

That is a fact. That is a fact. You don't know that. How old were you when you had your first Uncrustable from Smuckers? Probably like five. You think Uncrustables have been around for 20 years? They've been longer than I was alive, Cam. I was in my dad's pee-pee sack.

So let's break down your story, then, because there's a couple holes. You said your dad used to make it all the time for you. He'd have to cut the crust off. Yes. Kind of hand you a little naked-looking sandwich. Yes. And he said, but then they came out with this thing. What do you know?

They invented this. Hey. So was the sandwiches happening? Was it already invented? Are you lying through your thick-ass tongue? What's going on? Hey, let me explain something to you. My family didn't grow up rich like you.

We're not rich! So whenever Mama and Papa wanted to say, hey, you did a good job at school this week, we'll get you a pack of Uncrustables. But all the other times, blood, sweat, and tears in the PB&J. Hey, a little bit of iron on it. A little bit of rusted knife. I just told you I grew up eating bologna.

Bologna. Bologna. I wanted a snack. My dad handed me a spoon and a jar of Jif. He said, get you some. It was straight peanut butter. Talk about concrete in the mouth. I was like, can I get some water?

He said, no, it's good for you. Lots of protein. He flexed on it. That's where that jaw came from. In his UPS Browns. That's where that jaw came from. From putting in work. That's where that mouth came from.

My dad used to eat saltine crackers, peanut butter on top, slice of cheese right on top of that, American cheese. Now that deserves a presidency. Yeah, your dad eats like a war vet. Let's put that out there. Like, his food got parachuted down. He can heat up a pot with water and just drop it, and he's like,

this ravioli stew is great. Yeah, but no, I was just saying that, yeah, we can get off the Uncrizable, but I am very sad Pot with water just dropping. He's like, this ravioli stew is great. Yeah. But no, I was just saying that, yeah, we can get off the Uncrustable. But I am very sad that Uncrustables are going to be gone in 2025. Brother, you're 25. You're grown as shit. Yes. And?

They still have bread. They still have peanut butter. They still have jelly. Expensive. And they still have Smucker's bread. Expensive. So it's literally the same stuff. But guess what? It just doesn't go through a machine That gets Cuts his bread off

And then Where do they get All that jelly from Where do they get Jelly from Like all that jelly If you think about it And no no no

I'm not going I'm not going down This corporate chain Of how many pigs You see Cam There's bacon Everywhere I'm not doing that

It's a good point though There's not that many peanuts I'm not doing There's not that many Peanuts for peanut butter There's not that many peanuts. I'm not doing... There's not that many peanuts for peanut butter. There's not that many. Because think, we have to split that up with the squirrels. We have to split it up with squirrels and Texas Roadhouse chains.

Whoa! Those are lab peanuts. Think about how many peanuts are on the ground of a Texas Roadhouse. There's so... And you would mean it. There's so many peanuts. You're a feeble little peanut. There's not that many trees in this world.

There's a lot of trees. Not that I've grown peanuts. Have you seen the forests? No. You're a feeble little peanut. There's not that many trees in this world. There's a lot of trees. Not that I've grown peanuts. Have you seen the forests? No. Exactly, because we live in an urban area, but there is forests that have a lot of trees. And then they have farms. Bro, we be eating. I don't know what we be eating.

Did you know California produces 80% of the world's tomatoes? I'm actually going to retract that. I think it's 80% of the country's tomatoes. Oh. 80% of our tomatoes come from California. Nice. That's pretty cool. What do you want me to do with that? I wanted you to retract that. I think it's 80% of the country's tomatoes. Oh. 80% of our tomatoes come from California. Nice. That's pretty cool. What do you want me to do with that?

I wanted you to be impressed. Oh. But you don't like me, my face, my new head, or my useless knowledge. Yeah, I'm sorry. The You Should Know Podcast. All right, so I've seen this game, right? I've seen it multiple times, multiple different places. I've seen it on TikTok.

I've seen people play it. I've been on Twitter. Nice. I don't even know the name, if I'm being honest. I'm just simply going to call it the name game. The name game. Name game, name association game, whatever. Okay.

And I think it's going to be a ball. If you and me do it, we can be locked in, and we're going to see who wins. There is a winner and a loser. Okay. I'm good at winning and losing. You're great at losing, but here we go. So the way the game goes is we say a name, and then you have to remix it in a sentence, and it has to rhyme every time.

So example, Tom Hanks. Tom has lots of money. That's Tom Banks. Would I say that Tom has lots of money? And then you go, no. You just go, Tom is blah, blah, blah, and you got to rhyme. You got to make sense. I have to rhyme with what you just ended with.

Yeah. So you're rhyming it with his name every time, but it's different variations. Okay, bet. Let's do it. I'm excited. Let's get it. Okay, here we go. You just ended with. Yeah. Okay. So you're rhyming it with his name every time. Okay. But it's different variations. Okay. Bet. Let's do it. I'm excited. Let's get it.

Okay. Here we go. You go first name. It's fine. No, you go first. It's your game. No, you go first. Visitors go first.

You better not say something stupid. You go, Victor Wimbanyama. I go, are you nuts? Okay. Al Green. He likes to steam. I won. Peyton.

Oh? Peyton, you got to say his name every time. You literally just went, Al Green, he likes to steam. That's what you just said. Tom Hanks, he's in the bank or some shit. That's what you just said. It'd be Al Green. Al's got a lot of wrinkles.

That's Al's theme. Oh, this is weird. This is a lot. That's fire. You went theme. Oh, this is weird. This is a lot. That's fire. You went Al Green. He steams. Your turn. That's fun.

Okay. Okay, go. No, you start it. You have to start it, bro. I don't like this. You got to start it. What's a good name? This is not going to be a bad start.

I just got to think of an easy name because it can't be hard. Okay, I'll start it. Go. Tom Hanks. We're not doing Tom Hanks again. That was the all right all right all right here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go okay marshall mathers he's really good give him his marshall flowers say marshall i say his name i did i said marshall flowers no. Marshall Mathers. Marshall's really good. That's Marshall Flowers.

Flowers and Mathers doesn't rhyme, you dick. And you didn't say Marshall. Okay, but since it didn't rhyme, that's where I messed up. But I said the cadence right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Kevin Hart.

I got it. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. So don't ruin and soil the game again. Okay. Kevin Hart. Kevin's really good in school. That's Kevin Smart.

Okay. Yeah. B. Simone Kevin's really good in school. That's Kevin Smart. Okay, yeah. Be Simone. You say the same name! What are you doing? What are you doing? I don't like learning new games in public. I don't like doing that. We should have a meeting.

Don't teach me a new game in public. You say... Okay, we are on Kevin Hart until someone fails. Then we go to the next name. I said Kevin Hart. Kevin's good in school. That's Kevin Smart. You said, uh, B. Simone. Are you f***ing kidding me?

Kevin Hart. Kevin's really good in school. That's Kevin Smart. Kevin Hart. He likes to go to the bar. You play Kevin Hart. Yeah. Kevin's really good in school. That's Kevin Smart. Kevin Hart. He likes to go to the bar. You play Kevin Dart. Winner, winner, chicken dinner. You're the worst. Okay.

That was good. Kevin Hart. Kevin keeps a lot of numbers. That's Kevin Chart. Ah. Okay. Kevin Hart. He watches The Simpsons kevin loves bart what you're making the name you're

not making a statement you don't say kevin loves bart you go kevin he's in the simpsons or he loves the simpsons that's kevin bart you don't say Kevin loves Bart. The ending sentence every time is the person's name. That's what I just did. Holy shit, run the footage. That's Kevin Bart. You said Kevin loves Bart. Oh, it has to be the name. Yes! Together. We have to make him a new name. Yes! Explain better. I gave you

nine examples. This is why you got fired as a teacher. Kevin Hart. Yeah. Kevin had a lot of beef. That's Kevin Fart. Ah. Kevin Hart. He went to Target. Call him Kevin Hart. Kevin had a lot of beef. That's Kevin Fart. Kevin Hart. He went to Target. Call him Kevin Cart. There you go.

I like to celebrate victory. Kevin Hart. Kevin had a real bad tummy. That's Kevin Shart. Yeah. Kevin had a real bad tummy. That's Kevin's shart. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh!

Kevin Hart. He got a new hairstyle. Call him Kevin Part. This one might be a stretch. I might pull a muscle stretch in this heart. Kevin Hart. He loves his toaster pastries. That's Kevin Tart.

I was going to say Tart. That's a stretch. Do you succeed? No, no. Actually, okay, we'll go. No, no. Okay. No, no time's up. There's a ticket time ball okay you start the second okay so now you started it you saw it you said all right all right

okay okay okay Okay. Okay. Okay. It can be any name. Be Simone. So much came out of you. Yeah, what? You're picking Simone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many words do we got with this? Watch this, though. Okay. Watch this.

Be Simone. She works as an accountant. Call her Be Lone. Be the Lone. Be Simone the Lone. B-The-Lone. B-Simone-The-Lone. Simone. Shark-Bone. Are you having a panic attack right in front of our eyes?

I knew it. I knew it. Okay. I'll give you a new name. Here we go. Kane Brown. Woo. Kane's performance didn't go good.

That's Kane Frown. Ah. Kane Brown. He can't swim. Call him Kane Drown. There we go. There we go. There we go.

Stop bouncing. Okay. Kane Brown. Yeah. He loves to sleep cozy. That's Kane Gown. Mmm. Kane Brown. Pool instructor. Call him's Kane gown. Kane Brown.

Pool instructor. Call him Kane Drown. I'm freaking out, dog. I think my nose is freaking out. Wait. There's so many things wrong with what you just said. First off, you said the exact same one 20 seconds earlier. And what kind of a pool instructor can't swim?

You say he's a pool instructor. That's Kane Dray. Oh, no. Okay, here we go. Oh, my God. Okay. Kane Brown. Okay.

He is a king. Call him Kane Crown. There you go. There you go. Okay. Kane Brown. He is a king. Call him Kane Crown. There you go. There you go. Kane Brown. The new king of country. Call him Kane Sound. Bit of a stretch.

Bit of a stretch. Tendonitis in the knees for me. Oh, Kane Brown. Assassination attempt. Kane's down. Oh, my God. I hope not. Just kidding.

I'm sorry. Okay. Kaitlin's not going to like that one. Here we go. I'll give you the win on that one. Okay. I's not going to like that one. Here we go. I'll go next. I'll give you the win on that one. Okay. I can't top that. I can't think of anything else.

Okay. Think of a name that's not be Simone, and let's have a good round. You go, all right, I'm good. Okay. Simple name. Simple last name. Something simple. Okay.

He goes, Leonardo DiCaprio. Leonardo's good. That's names. I'm simple. He goes, Leonardo DiCaprio. Leonardo's good. That's Leo DiSlafio. Simple names. What the fuck? Okay. Bro, you're freaking out. You need to sit still.

Okay. Simple name. Slow down, though.. Slow down though. I'm not moving. Curry. Okay. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Stephen Curry. Oh, what? Curry. Yeah. How many are you going to? Okay, go. And then I'll do the last one.

Okay. Stephen Curry. He got called to court. Call him Kevin jury. Yeah. How many are you going to? Okay, go. And then I'll do the last one. Okay. Stephen Curry. He got called to court. Call him Kevin Jury. No. Stephen Jury. Oh, I'm so sorry, dude. You're so wet.

You are so sweaty. All right. All right. All right. Steph Curry. Yeah. Steph was a weirdo in school. Call him Steph Furry. I was a furry a little bit.

I'm sorry. I had a tail. I love my furries. Stephen Curry eats cultural food. Call him Stephen Curry. It's a fit. Count it. That one will play.

Here we go. Okay. Stephen Curry. Right. Stephen didn't go to Davidson. That's Stephen Drury. What? Drury. He knows the school.

All right, that was a shit name. Okay, that was bad. Last one. Here we go. Can I say someone's name but remove the S? No. What's up there, Dave? Aw. All right.

John Wall. John's real good. That's John Ball. Ah, yeah. John Wall. John's real good. That's John Ball. John Wall. He tripped over something. Call him John Fall. John Wall. His knees hurt real bad.

That's John Tall. John Wall. Can't walk. Call him John Crawl. Oh, okay, okay. Oh, my God. John Wall, he doesn't like like going first That's John Stahl Oh okay

Okay John Wall He likes to play with Barbies Call him John Doll Yeah Yeah yeah yeah I don't know if he likes Playing with Barbies

He probably doesn't He hates it Okay Okay okay okay Oh god I'm so itchy Oh man Oh I don't know if he likes playing with Barbies. He probably doesn't. He probably hates it. Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Oh, God. I'm so itchy. Oh, man. Oh, I'm trying to think.

I'm John Stahl right now. That's time. I won that one. That's time. You gave me time? John Wall, he's got an arch nemesis. That's John Paul. What?

Chris. The point guard, Chris Hall? He's taking all time assists now. Yeah. It's a nemesis. Oh, that was a fantastic game. Round of applause there. Okay.

You are... Okay. The You Should Know Podcast. You just absolutely freaked out right in front of me. Yeah, my lips feel like they're falling off. Building off of last week, I had you blindly rank. What are you saying? There's so many things.

There's bags of chips. There's phones, remotes. There's a half-eaten burrito. There's so much shit right there. Three beverages. One hasn't even been opened. Two haven't been finished. Here we go.

Good morning to you. That's science. Last week, I had you blindly rank satisfactory things. Okay. We are going to return that this week. And now you are going to blindly rank anxiety things, things that would spike or trigger your anxiety. You literally just put anything.

Number one. Literally one. Okay, give me the marker. Anxiety. Peyton has anxiety. Everybody knows it. Everybody hates it. Here we go. Okay, give me the marker. Anxiety. Peyton has anxiety. Everybody knows it. Everybody hates it.

Here we go. We're going to give you a list, and we're going to make it quicker than last time. Okay. We're going to fly through them. You understand the premise. One through. We have to get a more practical board. It's an enormous board.

There's Diet Coke on here. Here we go. How many? Let's go. We're going to do seven. No, too many. That's seven. It will be quick. Do four. It will be quick. Five. Four. Do five. Do um let's go we're gonna do seven no too many that's seven it will be four five four do five do seven no we're doing we want to read your brain no do seven i'm doing five we're doing seven i'm gonna do five okay here we go thank blindly right you don't know what's coming next here we go first one clogging a toilet. Oh, where am I? Is it public clog?

Public clog. Public clog a toilet, too. That's why I don't take public poos. That's one of the reasons. And I don't want people to smell my insides. Okay. That's my personal. That's for me.

Okay. The combination of a handshake that leads into a way too long of a conversation and they don't know when to leave. Oh, my God. What's up there? Bad handshake into a way too long of a conversation and they don't know when to leave. Oh, my God. That's up there. Bad handshake mixed with way too long of talking. That's up there, but I have a solution for it. I'll walk away.

Okay. Landon at four. Hand shake. Okay. I didn't even finish writing it. Walking into the room and immediately being the center of attention to everyone in there. Getting used to it. There we there. Getting used to it.

There we go. I'm getting used to it. There we go. So attention, I'll put five. Okay. Knocking over a heavy and big object in public. Oh my God, dude, no. But again, I have a remedy for that.

I'll walk away. All right. And I've caused damages to stores and I have just walked knocking over. So what's my number one, according to you off this stuttering to a beautiful woman. Oh yeah, that's good. That's number one.

That's okay. Stuttering to a beautiful woman, but with stuttering to a beautiful woman, that gives them an insight to who I am. You'll know me out the gate. Be like, Hey, I am freaking the fuck out. Like, this is not normal.

You're gorgeous, and yes, I stink. Yes, that's me, you smell. I like the way you look. Don't breathe too much. My name's Peyton. I'm going to write my number on this napkin. You don't have to use it, and I might have fucked up

because I have a slight case of dyslexia. You go, I'll see you never. Goodbye. And you walk off. Okay, so I got to re-rank theselexia. You go, I'll see you never. Goodbye. And you walk off. Okay, so I got to re-rank these. What would you change if anything? I don't remember what these are. I don't know what the f*** you wrote. What is that at five? What did you write?

What does that say? Attack? Attention. Oh, attention, attention. Okay. Attention, handshake, knocking over, clog, stutter. I'll go clog at one. Clogs at one. Okay stutter. I'll go clog at one. Clogs at one. Okay.

Clogging a public toilet at one. Okay. Stuttering. Stuttering beautiful woman. What is this one? Attack? I don't know what you're... Oh, attention.

Walking in the room and immediately being center of attention. I'm going to keep that at five. Okay. So you got a combo of a messed up handshake into a long conversation knocking over a big and loud object in public or stuttering to a beautiful woman i'm putting knocking over at four knocking over at four that's not a four that is a pitchfork i'm gonna do handshake at three and i'm gonna do stutter at two that's my final right final listogging a toilet is worse than stuttering to a beautiful woman, which is worse than, what is that?

A handshake, bad handshake to a long conversation, which is worse than knocking over an object, which is worse than being the center of attention. Can we be honest? Ow! Can we be honest, though? Can we be honest? I think you are more awkward than me, though.

What? I think you are. Hell no. can we be honest i think you are more awkward than me though what i think you are hell no i think you just do a good job of being so absent-minded towards how you act no hell no i think so hell no cam you're very you paralysis by analysis shout out steve sharkey paralysis by analysis that's you i'm saying you make things awkward you are the you are the doer of the awkwardness but like not when you're intentionally being funny like you just make shit weird like like and everybody around you knows it like if we're in a group like a group setting we're out in public cam's screaming obscenities he's yelling he's gonna see thinks he has a superpower no one can

hear him since he got pregnant, it's gone. Everybody hears you, brother. You make things weird, but you just don't accept it. Regular people, you lose it. That's a part of your psychopathic. I'm out of touch with reality. Yeah, you're like, it's a fun world. Rainbows and unicorns.

That's you. We are all living in actual reality. Okay. Do you think there's any validity to that? The only validity I would give you is the fact that I openly create awkward conversations because I thrive in them and I think they're funny. I think y'all worry too much about surface things. But it's not just that.

I'm not saying- If that person wants to view me as a freak bag loser witch, that's what I am to them and I can't change it. I think it's because you have nothing to lose. You'll go home to a pregnant wife and a crooked dog in a 10,000 square foot house. You're like, hey, I'm good. No, no, no, no, no. Us, on the other hand, we're lonely.

Like, this human interaction is all we get for the day. Like, I'm not going home to shit but myself and my thoughts. You're going home to an Arkansas rat boy. We're going to get to him on Patreon. This guy. He almost got a five-knuckle shovel. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did.

You can't hurt me. Oh, my God. Invincible! I love him. But, yeah, no, you are more awkward than me. You just don't accept it brother i i cause it i was born in the october so so if you're saying i adapted to it so you're saying i'm more awkward than you that means you think you're cooler than me like you're more i didn't say i'm the cooler that's the opposite of it opposite of awkward's cool yes that's how i know

you're no what's the opposite of awkward? Normal. You can be normal and not be cool. You can be normal and awkward. And you can be normal and not be cool. So they're not direct opposites. You can be awkward and cool. You are awkward and cool.

I'm cool? Yes, you're awkward and cool. How am I cool? You're dope. You're sick. How? You're cool. You got good swag.

You can make good jokes. Sometimes you smell good. You have fun when you're out in public. But then at the same time, sometimes you're just like, What's up, bro? Hey. No, I didn't even see the touchdown. Dude, this place sucks.

And then that's you. Sometimes you're that. Sometimes you're just like, Oh, what up, bro? Hey, great seeing you again. Yeah, appreciate it. Oh, you... Bro, you don't have to. Oh, I will if you do, bet.

Cheers. Appreciate it, brother. Hey, rock on, dog. I've never talked to you. You go rock on, dog. Okay. Don't act like that. Okay, if there's anything that you could change to make me more cool in public, what would it be? Anything to change to make you more cool?

I would start with your phone goes in your pocket and it's zipped up and it's broken to where you have you have to be put in the hard situation then you'll grow from it okay no no no i give a man a fish you feed him for a day no no fish you feed him for a lifetime okay no i think i think me being on my phone so much in public adds to my aura no it doesn't add to your or because it's so mysterious. Like, damn, we haven't seen his eyes look up. But didn't they realize on the other side of the screen, you might think they think you're knocking down a big old business deal.

In reality, you're watching a video of a small camel go, Ah! We were in the middle of a club, and there were so many pretty women around us And I was watching an otter collect ice In his stomach And I was Everybody was so drunk Throwing ass

I was giggling at an otter Putting ice in his tummy But it adds to my mystique Okay other than the phone what else It adds to your mystique I don't know bro you phone, what else? It adds to your mystique. I don't know, bro. You're cool. You're already cool.

Okay, but there's nothing else where you're like, come on. I'd probably maybe say, like, stop playing the wall. I don't know. Sometimes you're just, you're a big guy. Like, you need to be out in the public. Sometimes when you're on that wall, you just look like a lurch. Like, you're just like, you're literally just there and you're just like. You're too big to be on a wall.

Damn, be out in the middle of the room. Let everyone see you have a 360 bird's eye, rain bird view of everything. You can turn around, see what you need to see, and then you just operate. Okay, I'm not doing that. But we just came off of we listen and we don't judge, right? Yes. Since we're being honest with each other, let's back and forth name icks about each other. Oh my God.

Just like icks. Like genuinely like genuinely like oh that aches me when you do that oh well you're gonna be sad because you probably got a lot of x me and i don't have that many of you i love you oh well that's no fun but i got a couple okay let's go let's go i got a couple okay you want me to go first you go first you i don't like the way i don't like your volume level in public. Your volume in public really irritates me. And it scares you oftentimes. I will yell something, you go, oh, God, no.

You literally make me have shame. In public. Secondhand shame is crazy. And it's like, I have no independence outside of you. If people see me, they're like, oh, it's Cam's guy. And then you do that. And I'm like, now I'm attached to that. But they love it sometimes see me, they're like, oh, it's Cam's guy. And then you do that. And I'm like, now I'm attached to that.

But they love it. No, they don't. That's the... You think people... I'm that twisted? I'm that far gone? Yes. Okay.

I don't like that your average screen time is 19 hours a day. I don't like that. I don't like that. That icks you? I don't agree with it. That icks the shit out of me.

Why though? It has literally no effect on your personal life. Yes, it does. How? It literally does. I will be sitting on your couch watching a show with you. I gaze to my left and you're like this. I already saw that part, bro.

Enjoy though. Yeah, she dies in like 10 minutes. And I go, you're an asshole. So it does affect me. Your turn. I don't like how often you're in your nose. It's so, it's so uncomforting. Can I defend this one?

Okay. Can I defend this one? Am I in it year round? Yes. Now, before we deep dive, right? It is very heightened. It is a spike of a bullish turn if you would sure when it's winter when it starts getting cold i get scabs sores pimples

boogers they all come in and i oftentimes it's one of those things it's irritating you so i can scratch it off and break that break the seal i will bleed a little bit now i'm not gonna lie i'll bleed a little but it gives me that relief yeah so it lie. I'll bleed a little, but it gives me that relief. Yeah. So it's yin and yang. Okay. Do I leave it to where I feel confusion and uncomfort the whole time, or do I just rip it out and I bleed?

Yeah. Okay. So that's that. Okay. Okay. Name another ick. I don't like when you misplace or forget things and you blame it on everyone else except yourself. Dude, where's my sunglasses, bro?

No, literally, I didn't even have them last like you you had them you were trying to play and act like you could even wear them and look as good as me and i had to okay y'all gas that though y'all gas that you can't ask that rat we gas it yes you will misplay something and it is immediately someone else it's not true yes it is i will look for it for an hour if i can't find it it can't be me yes it is no it can't yes i've looked everywhere i looked at my common spots your mind is going a thousand miles a minute which is fine that's fine but that is the reason that you forget things okay you'll put you think you put your phone in your glove box little do you know it's in your left sneaker up on your and your cabinet in your and it's like why is it there don't know but in the

moment it made sense to you okay okay i don't like the way you publicly walk all right it's like, why is it there? Don't know. But in the moment, it made sense to you. Okay. I don't like the way you publicly walk. It's too outward, and it is unsettling. Everybody watches. Everybody flinches. Okay. I don't like the way you publicly walk. How do I publicly walk?

Your ankles clack loud as shit, and your upper traps are way too tight. That's how, okay. I walk out like a goof and you walk like you're you're stiff like you're you're ready for something okay okay i don't like the way you show affection to your dog so you make everyone have anxiety it's like, are we going to cross a line? Are we about to cross a line? Oh, my cheeks are cramping. Oh, you want to keep going?

You know I got a long way to get into now. No, you win first. I got to go one by one. I got to get my commodities. This is your last one. Get your commodities. My last one, my commodities. Okay. I don't like how it takes you maybe six weeks to clean your clothes.

I don't like that. It takes you so long. It takes you oh so long. You want to go there? I 100% do my laundry quicker than you. I'm talking about everything else you do. I don't like how it takes you six hours to send a text that's been open on your phone that you've been holding. You'll have it open on your phone that you've been holding. You'll have it open on your phone.

Keep your phone alive. Keep refreshing it to make sure it doesn't lock, and you still won't send a text. Hey, listen up, big guy. Crippling ADHD. It cripples and haunts me daily. Same. That's why I don't wash my clothes.

Touche. There we go. There we go. That's what we mean. That was good. That was good. I like this once-a-week therapy that we got going's what we mean. That was good. That was good. I like this once a week therapy that we got going on. Yes, it's very good.

And I don't like your haircut. I'm kidding. I like it. I do. I do like it. I like it. My wife likes it. I guess it's all that matters.

Dude, I... Okay. Have you ever had this in a relationship? If not, you will. I've had a lot go wrong. When you're... No. When your girl says,

I like it, that's all that matters. I want to be like, I love you to death. That's literally not all that matters. That is not all that matters. It matters maybe the most. Yeah, that might be on number one of the list. There's still two down to a hundred.

I'm not going to lie. Does it even matter the most? Because you're going to be here regardless. I could be bald. I could literally have a rock of a head. And you gonna go to sleep right it's like hey my child's inside you right now you're not going anywhere what are you gonna go back to soldier creek no i'm not like this i kind of care what my peers and my friends say more than my girl i love my girl way more than them yes top of the list and porn's in my life but when it comes to my haircut

sorry babe you're gonna be here regardless you're gonna love me i'm gonna love you my wife makes Yes. Top of the list in porn's in my life, but when it comes to my haircut, sorry, babe. She's going to be here regardless. You're going to love me. I'm going to love you. My wife makes fun of my closet. Huh? Now I'm just venting. Okay.

My wife makes fun of my closet. Your closet sucks. No, it doesn't. Yeah. No, it doesn't. Do I need to get rid of a lot of garments? Yes. Okay, Cam.

You're 26 father to be. A lot of that shit needs to go to the local middle school. Like, it has to, bro. Like, you're living a life that sucks. I like... Bro, I like dressing the way I dress, bitch. be but my a lot of that shit needs to go to the local middle school like it has to bro you like you're you're living a life i like bro i like dressing the way i dress bitch i like it dog that's fine a lot of it has to know you got to be regulated you got to regulate yourself i'm not gonna lie you can't drop off your son and wearing the same shit his classmates are wearing yes i can't do no i will drop off my son in a full head-to-toe Nike tech.

That's fine. That's cool. That's cool. Okay. I'm talking about you can't wear a... A Gymshark shirt and Nike shorts. You can't wear a Target Star Wars graphic tee. I literally have like two of those left.

That's it. Okay, Cam. You have like Bob's Burgers t-shirts. No, I don't. I haven't even watched the show. I haven't watched the show. They look strange. They scare me. And you still wear colored Nike Elite socks. You can't do that anymore. No, I don't. I haven't even watched the show. I haven't watched the show. They look strange. They scare me.

And you still wear colored Nike Elite socks. You can't do that anymore. No, I don't. If I wore colored Nike Elite socks in public, I'd let you s*** my leg. I'd let you s*** me right in the calf. If you're wearing colored Nike Elite socks in God's green earth, if you're pairing them with Sperry still, you don't deserve to see the light of day yeah but i'm excited that's one thing i am excited about your kid whenever you are lazy or you're just tired of him and you're like hey can you drop off and pick up my son from

school oh he's going to hate it why i'm going to embarrass him you're going to pull up in the urus blasting like 2000s rap. He's going to be like, Dude, that's your favorite song! That's your favorite song! No, I'm literally going to be like, Is that the girl you were talking about over there? Is that the girl over there? That's her, right?

Hey, go spit your game, Neff. I'm here. I ain't got no time, dog. Spit your game who? Spit your game, Neff. Short for nephew. I was just being careful. You said it quick, and you get caught up a lot saying things quick with ends. Yeah, that was a wicked, wicked accusation. Oh, my. Accusation.

Yeah, there was an accusation that Cam was saying the naughty word that he can't say. I would never. Yeah, no, but damning evidence. It was, yeah, damning evidence. Damning evidence. And the fact that y'all think I would sit here and just let him say that, and then CJ edits it, doesn't say anything to me, and then I review it and I still go, oh, yeah, it's fine.

No, he didn't say it. They're tripping. Or did he? I did not say it. Don't put that on my jacket. I did not say it. Did not say it. In public.

Did not say it. Public, private, or in detail. I have a conspiracy about y'all's kind. Fourth camera two, look at him. I have a conspiracy. That looks guilty. Look at him. Pierce looks guilty as shit right now.

No matter what he's getting accused of, he's like, he just looks guilty, dog. Oh, yeah. I'm sure somewhere on tour I asked him to do one too many tasks, and he went to that green room. This is dangerous. This is dangerous. This is dangerous. Okay, we're just having... Okay, we're starting to get

into that inappropriate side. We got to go over to Patreon. We got to head over to Patreon. We'll continue this. And we have a lot of updates on Patreon and a crazy convo coming. So, Cam, get us out of here, buddy. All right, all lovers and loverettes.

We absolutely love you and appreciate you coming back. Episode 143 of the You Should Know Podcast. That was his Ghibli bits, and they might have been out to the world. I forgot we were filming. We got to go to Patreon. Episode 143 was another fantastic one. We love and appreciate you for coming back. Confuse the casuals and get your good karma with this week's secret code PPA.

Peyton's party actions. Peyton's panic attack. He had a full-blown meltdown. He said he felt like his lips were melting. That was incredible for me to watch. Not being rude to you, but that was hilarious. PPA, leave it everywhere. Leave it in the twitch streams leave

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