You Should Know Podcast - TESTING STRANGE HOOK UP RULES! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: August 3, 2026

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It's Payton and Cam from the You Should Know Podcast. Did you know you can watch the You Should Know Podcast on Spotify? If you're subscribed to Spotify premium, you don't get any Spotify ads during our show. Welcome back to Yuscheno podcast episode 220. Hey, we got co-host Cam back in the studio. I'm over here this way. Round of applause, please. Please, I'm still trying to drop it to the flow, make that round of applause.

That's crazy. I'm still trying to find a way to incorporate the round of applause, please. I'm still trying to find a way. It's of heavy want. It's of heavy want from the community. Please bring it back. That was good. You know what the heavy one of the community is?

For you to never wear those shorts again. Okay, these shorts are A, amazing, be comfortable, and C, I've won them, what, one time? No, no, no, you wore those so much the second leg of the tour. I wore these two times second leg of the tour. Maybe one. So you just, okay. Ooh, break the fourth wall.

Ten seconds ago, you said, you said, I've never wearing these shorts but once. You just said that. I was talking about on the pot. No, no. The second leg of tour, you, you wanted to talk about second leg of tour attire. Look at my fingers. You don't want to talk about, I'm pointing at six people right now. You're one to talk about second leg of tour attire.

Five people. You wore the set, oh, oh, it's that. type of day. Oh, I can't wait till it comes back full circle. You wore the same sweatpants and the same t-shirt every single time we got on a plane. 100% it was my airport fit. Yeah, that is abysmal. And by no means was it breathable aerotech, dynotech technology.

Don't know what that is. It was sweatpants and a t-shirt. And they were cotton. And that means they hold sweat. I feel like that's normal for people to have a- I feel like it's normal for people to have an airport fit that they wear every time they go on an airplane. If they go maybe once a quarter or, oh, my business trips next month. Sure. Our shit was Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

You said, oh, time to go to airport. Is that, that's not nasty. If I, if we were in regular day life and you put on the same pair of clothes, five days in a row, right, is that nasty? Yes or no. Oh no. Oh, no. No, no. Oh, my God. Oh, that's disgusting.

You? That's a false comparison. That's a false comparison. You need to calm it down. It's a false comparison. Because it's a false comparison, the reason it's a false comparison is because I, Hey, I hate to break it to you, you're not a lawyer.

I hate to break it to you. I'm close to a lawyer than you'll ever be. I don't want to be. That's fine. Me neither. The only, the reason it's a false comparison, the reason it's a false comparison is because I only wore that outfit on the plane. As soon as we got to the hotel, I took it off.

That's different than wearing the same outfit for five days in a row. That's fine. Now let's break this down. So I'm correct. You did not, no, no, no, you're not correct. Oh, on the fact that that's different. Sure, that's different. Yes.

You had that fit on for maybe five to six hours a day. Because wearing it on the plane, we're waking up at 6 a.m. We're getting to the next city at 2 p.m. You had the clothes on the whole time, Bub. The 30-minute Uber there, the hour and a half wait, we sat in a restaurant. We sat on the plane. I changed. No, I changed.

No, you, I changed. Oh, literally. Oh, I put that on, on Malcolm, not the hard dog. As far ahead. Okay, put it on Malcolm. Oh, it doesn't love you, Malcolm. It doesn't love you anymore. You're out of your mind.

Dude, I'm telling you, okay. If I were the same thing. I want to present this to the audience. Is it nasty that for the whole second leg of the tour, I had a outfit that I wore on the plane? That's not nasty, that's lucky. That's uniform. What's the difference between a school uniform?

They give you multiple pairs of things. the things. Is that true? Yet? I thought you think these children at the start of the year get a pair of slacks, a pair of socks and a button down t-shirt? Yeah. I didn't know that. Multiple. It's like my dad. You go in his closet. A third of it is straight brown stuff for UPS. You don't get one shirt. I didn't know that. I've never worked at corporate. I didn't know. See, I thought everybody that went to like private school and stuff like that and had uniforms, they got the same kankies and same button up and at same tie and they just wore that every day. And you thought they were just musty as hell running around.

You know those kids do, they go, I think, I think private school kids go harder at recess than regular ones. I didn't know private school kids had recess. It's like a real preppy recess. Yeah, it's like, they play pickleball. Yeah, they're like, we're over here just like chewing, moulch, chasing the girls. I'm interested just to see what people say about my airport fits. It's, it's gross.

It didn't ever stink. Bubba. It did not. It didn't start to... I think you audibly said, wow, it's getting there. I think you said that. On the fourth or fifth plane ride,

you said, wow, I'm getting close. Oh, it was feeling gross. I was feeling disgusting. Yeah. It's on par. It's on brand for you. So I will give you this, though. You have a weird and strange talent

that we're like, if I did that, day two or three, I smell like, like, like, it would be terrible. You got a weird smell. I do. You can wear, like, if you wore this fit tomorrow and then the next day and then the next day, you're still smelling like natural paid and hardened pheromones and a little bit of house. Yeah.

The most I get is like, oh, you've been working a little bit. It's like, oh, you smell you have duty on you. Yeah, exactly. So you've got work on you. No, you just clocked out. Yeah, yeah, you've definitely done stuff today is what I get, you know? Now, there does get a point where I get musty, and this is where I'm taking you to homie court. Homey court for you getting musty.

Oh my guy, Cam, you are the worst best friend ever. What? You are the worst best friend ever, and I literally got- You don't mean that with an ounce of your body. You don't mean that with an ounce of your soul. I mean that with everything that I made up of. You're out of your mind. Please enlighten me.

Cam is the worst best friend ever because after our last domestic show of the tour, we went to our after party, right? In a club. Me and Cam and all the friends and all the fans that were at the show were at this club. Now, we were in close proximity to each other at this club, right? We hugged, we dabbed, my arms were up, we high-five.

Now, I was going through the club, now I was drunk. Let's put it out there. We all were. Yeah. As we should be. Right? So my senses weren't all the way there. I was a little disoriented.

Same. A little discombobulated. Discombobulated. But we can always catch smells. That never goes away. If our five senses, smell never leave with alcohol. We can always get that.

For the most part, that's true. So now, we just performed a two-hour show and I'm a fucking rock star, right? Cam likes to stay still during the show. I'm everywhere, right? I'm standing on stuff.

I'm running. I'm climbing. I'm a fucking rock star now. Yeah, you are. So as I was going through this club, we were meeting a lot of people. A lot of people coming up, hugs, high-fives,

waves, right? If you ever wave like that to someone in public, I don't know if I could be a friend of. I'm pretty sure there's a thousand videos of me waving to people like that at the after parties. You go a good squeeze. Which really, when you think about it, that could be so quickly interpreted to something else. And they're like this. And you go, it could be what?

I did say something wrong. Interpreated? That's a weird thing to do. Interpret it. Yeah, there you go. Now it would be weird if I went honka, honka. You go, oh. I go, oh.

Someone just trying to tell us our show was good. They love us. I go, I go. Now, that was a lot of spit, they just came out. Oh, yeah. Now, so I was walking around. Now, we met a lot of people, and I was, what? Bro, come on.

What? You just bailed on your own sentence. No, I didn't. I finished that sentence. Oh, my God, rewind the tape. You literally said, now I was walking around. So we met a lot of people. Like, you bailed on your own thought.

You started the sentence back to we were walking around, and you went, so we were walking around, but I met a lot of people. Let's calm down. So we're. Walking around the club, right? It was hectic. There was a lot of people. I was hugging, high-five, and handshaking a lot of people, right?

Yes. Now, I was getting a lot of looks after my hugs. Now, I couldn't tell if you're, like, star-struck because you're in awe of greatness. Like, you're in the room with, like, Peyton Hardin. Wow. Wow. That's nice. Such a humble thing.

So I was hugging people, and they were going, and I was like, yeah, I know it's me. You could feel the order, right? Until I got home that night, right? I got home and I was like I hug Sarah and I was like well it was such a fun night and I pulled back and I said Babe what the wrong with you? I go come here. Let me smell you. I smelled her hair. I smelled her neck. I smelled her armpits I smelled the under boop. I smelled all the crevices and creases that could stay I said I swear to God that'd be a move in my playbook I

You smelled there? Okay. You smelled all the cracks, cooked, and crevices. Yes, and she smelled fine. She smelled good. And then I went, I went, oh no. I threw up in my mouth, Cam. I smelled the worst I've ever smelled ever. Ever. The worst I have ever smelled. No, you did. Ever. And no one told me. And I literally laid down, I didn't shower. So I lay down in bed. with Sarah and I said, babe, I was like, did you not smell me all night? She goes, a couple times I got hit. And I said, what the fuck's wrong with you? And she goes, I didn't want to ruin your night. And I immediately was like, I was like, how could nobody tell me? And then I came to you. I was around you the most. How do you not tell me that you're, is that the worst thing ever to

not tell your best friend that they smell in public? Hey, I'll want up you. It can't be the worst thing if I didn't smell you. I don't believe that. I was probably filled with a Weird scent too. I didn't smell it. I was inebriated. The second the bottles finally got to our section, we all took like three shots. It was dire need of liquor.

And then someone else, a fan brought me a shot. I said Crown and brought back Doucet. So it was a bit harder than I expected to hit. Those four shots in in 12 minutes. I wasn't smelling shit. Can I say you are the worst drunk of all time? No, I am not.

You're not a fun drunk. That is not true. You know whenever you get drunk with your friends and like, oh, now we're just going to sing loudly and like, you can tell, oh, this person's, drunk, I'm drunk. You can't tell Camp's drunk. Okay, yeah, because I think I've had too many, okay, I'll give you points on that. I've had too many times where I've felt like, like, really stupid because of how drunk I was, which I need to just lean into it and allow it.

Like how? But now I'm, I'll be, I'll be like floating. Like, I'll be like, the room's moving, and I'll just be like this. Yeah, you're not fun to be around when you're drunk. I also need to if it, if something hits right here, if something sonically hits there, perfect, I'll get there. I didn't smell you though. Okay, well, that's, I smelled probably terrible too. Now, okay, is that wrong though? Did you hear that? There's a lizard in my body. It said,

would that be wrong to not tell you? Let's roll play. Say I did smell you, and you smell like absolute asshole. I genuinely in that moment, I wouldn't have told you. I feel, really? I would not have told you.

Wow. Because I agree with Sarah. I am on Sarah's side of this. I would rather you live your rock star dreams in real life out and have a great. great night. Imagine this.

You not telling your homie that they stink in public is literally the worst thing a a homie can do. Okay. If we were trying to get on the biddies. No. In general, bro. Me and my wife smelled like absolute ass when we got home and we still cuddled and went to bed.

That's fine. That's not about relationship. You take the relationship and getting girls out of human decency. It's like we are in a section with a lot of people. We are. The crowd is, a lot of them are there for us. I'm hugging a lot of people. Yes.

The fact that you're just letting me go out as Musty McGee is crazy. Okay, which of these two situations is worse? Dancing me, vibe a little bit. Ready? Okay. All right, this is us. After party, the show went great for chilling. I go, I go, I go, oh, let's go, let's go. This?

Let's go, bro. You're doing good, or this? Oh, oh, bring it in. Yeah, what's up, bro. Hey, you smell terrible. You smell insanely bad. You smell insanely bad. You smell so bad they might kick us out. You should leave.

You should go home. Party rockers. Get the f*** out of here. Stink. Okay. I go, I go B. I go the ladder. Obviously, you tell me in a nicer way.

But I could, I can, literally, I have been musty in public so many times. I have so many defense mechanisms. I push somebody over. Or I go to the bathroom and I take a slut bat. I go like this. A bird bath. I go, uh-uh. I literally, I've used so much like hand soap on my body before and it cleans it up temporarily.

Dude, okay. Now I'll just continue on this stench thing. Yeah. I went to, so I left the section one time to use the bathroom. The second I walked in the bathroom, I went straight into a stall. I shut the door. As I'm unbuttoning my pants to take a piss, I literally laid out a four and a half second fart. I was holding it the whole time decency for the rest of the people in our session.

Right. It literally was like, My f*** pants were like this It was terrible. Question about peeing. And then, dude, oh,

you're still going my bad. And then the genital, like the stench Oh, you got a hit? The Fumunda, when I whipped out old Willie to release him.

Yeah. It hit me like a Prime Tyson uppercut. I said, oh, no one in their right mind would even dare touch that tonight. You ever do a wipe, a wiping check?

Oh, yeah. Oh, it's, sometimes it's like, primal. It's like, oh. I'm like, yeah. It's like, I made that. Like, if I were to wipe this on the wall, this bathroom's mine. You get turned up by the smell of your nut sack after a long, nasty performance. I say sometimes there's like, there's a primal thing. It's not in my brain, but there's

a primal thing like in my soul that I'm like, ooh, I'm, oh, you're more of a man than me. I've never once gone. No, I'm like, it's terrible. Okay. You, you're, more of a man than me. I've never once gone. No, I'm like It's terrible Okay, you brought this up and I have a question And I know You've made fun of me for this before I don't like when you smile that much

You're talking to me for this You've made fun of me for this before And I don't know if we've publicly talked about it Am I okay? I was just Let's do a quick reset I'm sorry You don't deserve it

I just love when you stumble over your words. I hate it. It's honestly. Oh, and that's why I love it because that's like your number one pet pee. Yeah, I hate it. Like for me,

if I lose to an adamant object, I can kill someone. For you, it's when you stumble over your word. It's like my job is to talk. And I can't do my job. It's crazy. All right,

run it. You've brought this up before to me and the Robbie's brought it up to me before, but I don't think we've talked about it publicly. Okay. How do you... Okay. How do I phrase this?

Oh, no. We're... Hmm. How far do you pull your pants down Whenever you use a urinal in public? Oh, just right below the shaft Actually, most of the time it's not even a pull down It's more of just to pull the underwear down

I just go like I'll unbutton the pants Yeah And then they kind of because it's a gene It naturally is like this Yeah And not just Underwear down Yeah flop out piss

Okay, okay People that are actively taking their denim Down their blecks Okay, but let's go shorts. You're wearing shorts. How far do you do it? Don't actually do it. I can't. I'm not gonna. Oh my God. About right. Stop, we can't do that. Well, about right. I'd say like right, maybe this, this much down. Okay. Okay. So you waistband it down. It's kind of same thing. Wastband down, flop out pee. Okay. Yeah. So you have a different approach.

Yes. You have a very different approach. And I don't know if it's like a pride thing or if you learn from your grandpa or who talks to that. See, whenever I'm wearing shorts and I go pee in a urinal, I just pull out the thigh. Yeah. Ooh, ooh, big, Gene over here. It's already, I mean, hell, it's lower to, it's closer to the knee than it is the belt line, so I might as well just take the easy route. It's like water.

It's going to take the easiest way. Dude, I feel like that is, is that weird? It's not weird. I feel like that's one of those things that you do as like, not you in particular, but like a man would pull this for the, the insinuating flex. Like, oh, another guy might see me go out the way. No, it's not that at all. I think this is just easy.

I pull my pants down, my penis falls out, and I piss. You're literally going like this. You're going, oh. And it's like, if you're at the point where you're like, like, I don't know, God bless Sarah. I don't know what else to say, man. I mean, I don't know, hey Mike, hey Laura. I don't know what else to say at that point.

If you were just going like that, if I did that, piss would be all in my shorts. I piss on myself. I feel like more men need to go from the thigh. I'm also heavy on the grower. Heavy on the grower. No, me too. Oh, man, you're just growing more than me, I guess.

I don't know what else to say. No, I'm little. I'm little. I'm little. I am like shrimp. If I did that, there's no piss leaving my shorts. How far would your shorts have to go up your thigh to get that to work? I literally have to be like this.

I mean, I mean, it's a close quarter family. It's like nut nutpecker. They're all just chilling right there. There's no, oh God. I've always, like, I feel like I invented that. No. Because one day, old men do it. My grandpa used to do that.

Like, that's a very, like, oh, really? You're 60. Gravity's been working for six decades on you. It's just, you're low hanging. Like, you're hung low. At that point, when you're nuts are that long, like, that's when you do that. No, I got high nuts.

I know. I got high fructal corn syrup. Like, I'm not, pat. Dude, honestly. Where are they? come from. I just... You didn't know it because you did not do that in college. You learned that. Yes, I did. You, is it. I've done this as elementary school. Get the f***. In elementary school, I had an unsalted cashew. Me too. It's not a size thing, bro. It has to be. Because that can't,

elementary school, I'd argue that my penis was closer to my, like, up here, like my belly button than it is my knee. Okay, I'm not going to lie. I was in middle school. It was high school. Because in middle school, I take my pants down to my ankles because whenever the cold wind would hit my He would help me pee more. I would have expelled you from my school. If you would have went all the way down to the angle, you said, oh, oh, shh. No, you would have been expelled.

Expelled on the spot. I just had to bring that up. But it was a fun weekend. We did do the live show, our last domestic show, and then we had our after party where I smelled like absolute water. So I'm sorry to anybody that ran into me. I want you to understand what I'm about to say. Yeah, I told you on the phone,

on a private FaceTime conversation. We had a performance. Then an after party. I did not shower until circa 5 p.m. the next day. Yeah, you're turning into me. How's it feel? I was mad at myself. Did you brush your teeth?

Yes. Oh, God, yeah. That's so weird to me. That's so weird to me. If you are coming in from a late night and you're not gonna shower, don't brush your teeth either. Oh, before going to sleep. Yeah, hell no.

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All right. I have some that I don't think that you have seen this. It is very niche. It was on lives for you page. Oh, God sucks. So, oh, but it's golden. Okay. So there's a guy, right?

There's a husband and a wife. He made a Bumble account. Right. As a married man. In his bio, it literally says, married with kids, life's just too boring, needs something spicy on the side. That's his bumble account.

And he made that for real. Legitimate account. Okay. His wife goes snooping because she feels the energy's off. She finds it. So then she's like, oh, I'm game too. She gets on Bumble. She makes an account with a girl, like fake pictures.

Okay. Or just someone else. But fake pictures, fake account, knowing he would like. She searches him, boom, swipes up, whatever, and they connect. He's leaving the house to go. She says, what are you doing, honey? Oh, her account was named Abby. She made a fake account, Abby.

He goes, what are you doing, honey? He goes, oh, just going to go look at houses with Jordan, like a homeboy. Okay. She goes, okay, have fun with Abby. He said, what did you say? She said, no, I said, just you go have fun with Abby? He said, what are you talking about? And she said, don't play dumb with me.

So then this whole thing happens, whatever, they split up. My question to you, because I feel like we're going to take very different routes. If you've found Sarah, and if I found Liv, if you found your partner on a dating app, Yeah. How do you approach that situation? Murder? No. Strike that from the, strike that from the record.

No, no. I'm so sorry, my, so sorry, Your Honor. No murder. No murder. Okay, ask me again. How would you approach if you found your partner on a dating? Kidnap. She wakes up.

You would, seriously. No. No. No. Okay. Realistic. A realistic answer. Realistic answer.

I'll say mine first. I'm gonna say mine first. Me being married with Liv. Yeah, what would you do? Me being married and I see Liv, like, and it's actually live, and then I check her phone and I know it's her, it's not a fake account trying to be live.

I would, I, this is kind of lame, but this, I'm taking it from a love approach. Which you would watch. I, oh no, I'm like, he's handsome. I go, son of a B. That's a NASCAR. No, I would print, I would print all the evidence out, like a good old Carrie.

Matheson. I would print all of the evidence out. And she'd go, oh, I'm going to Pilates with Sarah. She's getting railed by Tyler, right? So when she's coming back from, I don't think a Tyler has ever railed somebody. Tyler, medium, there's no Tyler that rails people. Like, can we put that out there? There's a list of names that doesn't rail. It's Tyler. Tyler. I'm not going to like Cameron has to be on that list. Okay. Yeah, Cameron's on there. But if, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam Rails. Cam, Cam, Cameron. No, no, no, no. Okay, so she gets back from having to Tyler. She walks in and literally our kitchen

looks like an investigation studio. Okay. I have the shit everywhere. I have pictures of our children right there too. Oh, it's gonna hurt. It's gonna be weird and it's gonna hurt. And then I'm just seated like this, with maybe like a nice candle lit in the background.

I'm seated like this and I go, please take a seat. And then I basically go through everything, listen to her response, and then I immediately say, I would like you to pack up and leave my house. And then we're severed. And so what's the point of the, the point of the, pictures? Kind of like a F-A-F-O situation.

Also, like, I don't know what that means. Around and find out. Yeah, like a f-around and find out situation. Also, like, oh, I know this is actually happening. Because if you just go with words, oh, I know you're on this app, whatever. Like, if say Sarah, I'd do that to you, you're the one on the app, you would out-talk Sarah. And then she'd end up losing.

I know what I'm saying. But if you are, if you have- ever out-talk-me. Live can never out-talk-me. But if you had the evidence already, then there's no point to print it out because you have it. Oh, I'm printing it out. Honestly, that's fair.

I would honestly... I'm so nervous on your heads! I don't think I could say it on the internet. Okay, PG version of it. There's not one. You go, how do you PG death? What would your answer be? Ah, dude.

You know, like, real world format. This is not to try to... If I found my partner on a dating app, I would invest in the dating app. I would invest in the dating app. What does that even mean? I would become an investor in the dating app. Why?

so I could own the dating at that she's using to cheat on me. And then every single time I would have her account, like I would have her account in my database. And every time she used it, I would hack into her phone. And then I would, oh, I can't say it. Strong enough to have it all to wait to take it. I've been cheated on too many times. If it happened one more, I told her this, if I had one more time,

you just can't do it. I literally say, hey, if you want to cheat on me, I get it. Just leave before. Yeah, I can't take this. Oh, buddy. I wasn't trying to bring up past stuff. Oh, no, it's fine.

I'm just saying it's, it's, oh, it would go down and dirty. It would go down. Okay. You, we're talking about hooking up and stuff like that. I found a crazy list this week. A list. Because, you know, I haven't been in the hookup culture game and years, right? I've never been.

I've never been that. And part of you. Teach me about it. I go, was that a good ball club? Never been to a game? No, it's honestly bad. It's not a good thing. Okay.

And I wanted to, like, I was reading about modern day hookup culture. How is the field now after Daddy left the game? Oh, yeah. Daddy left, that they put my jersey out of the race. They did. Oh, number one jersey sales of all time. Give me some love. No.

Oh, they said, oh, what are we going to do now? The goats retiring. That's so stupid. Oh, my God. But I found a list of the craziest hookup rules in the world. Rules? Yeah, so people were surveyed, and this is somebody's like hookup rules for like a one-night stand. Oh, God.

I want to go through these. Okay. There's five, right? Well, the list was more, but I found five that like really stood out to me. This is insane. I'm going to interject on each one and tell, like. First of all, if you're in the hookup culture, would you have a list of rules for a one-night stand? No.

Okay. No. We're going to hook up and we're going to leave and everyone's going to be safe and happy. Well, this is a person's hookup rules for a one night stand. The 8 a.m. hard out. Regardless of what time y'all came in and the deed was done, the person must be out of my house or apartment by 8 a.m. That is nonsense. Really? That's nonsense. That's not, that's not, I'm not going to say that's crazy. Yeah. But that's nonsense. If we, if we don't get to your house until 3.000. I think that's perfect. Especially if it's, if you're, now, I, I, I, I, I need sleep. Right now in this stage of life, I need sleep.

No, you're not, get to the house at three and then we're smashing. It won't be too long. I go, we, we go, we to 13 for four minutes. We get there at 3.15. I'm done by 3.19. If I'm done by 319, I'm out by 330. Yeah, I go, I might sleep right there. Honestly.

That's what this, that's what this person's saying. Hmm. If it's a hook up. Mm. Okay. I'll get, I'll get, I'll get, I'll get, that rule like a six out of ten. Okay. That's good. That's smooth. Because especially if it's discussed before, but like, hey, this is all this is, right?

We're just hooking up. I need you to be out by 8 a.m. I'd go, okay, but why? It's like, no, it's, because it's awkward sometimes. It's awkward. It's awkward. Is it awkward when the booze wears off or is it just awkward? No, you can be completely sober. It's just awkward. Really? Especially if you know, like, if both. I'm too much of a lover, man. If both parties know this is just a hook up, right? Like, we're just hooking up. We're here to have fun. In the morning, it's like, we're getting dressed next to each other.

The sun's out. You know what I mean? Our breath stinks. Oh, dude, I'd relish in that. That's a beautiful cardigan you have. Okay. Oh, my God. The second rule is the pre-approved playlist.

Before we hook up, I need to see your playlist and see if I agree with all the songs. Well, I don't smash to music. And if I do, you can play whatever you'd like. If you're pre-approving my music to see if you want my penis, we have an issue. I'm, again, I'm not. not mad at this rule. You're, there's no, okay, there is no way. Let's take you back a couple years.

Let's say you're in your prime, bada bang, night's going great. She goes, let me see your playlist, see if you can come inside. You would literally be a driver takeoff. No, it's not to see if I can come inside. It's to say, like, say we're about to do it and like, oh, I'm going to turn on some music and they go, let me see the plays before you do. You can't do that. That's fine.

At that point, I'm rock hard. You can't stop me. At that point, I'm rock, and you cannot stop me. Really? You can't pause me in, and peak erection to check my music. But what if it's reverse, right? You want to check the girl's place. You look at her plays and it's like,

What, nothing's wrong with me too? Nothing's wrong with me. Something's got to get off. Something's got to get off. Swim and swim. Ah, but the body's in the dog. Like the body. Oh, dude, I can match.

That's another thing about me. I can match a beat. What if it's the opera? What if it's like, Oh, Faye Marie. I can find a beat. That's one thing. Okay, so that doesn't matter to you.

That does not matter to me. That rule, at ridiculous scale, that's like a seven out of ten. As I started to get, like, popular, I started to, like, know some music artist and, like, stuff like that. And so, like, some rapper, some R&B singers. So if there was a girl playing, like, a guy that I knew, I'd be, I can't hear his voice while I'm doing this. Now, that's understandable. That's a little different. That's what I'm saying.

But you don't, no, you're not even, you're not touching my phone. Okay. If I'm leaving your apartment at 8 a.m. with no, no, no, if ends, but you're not touching my device. You don't get to see my phone. Okay. The next one is the don't touch my pillow rule. I need a pillow. I need a pillow.

You want me? You want all of me? I need at least your pillow. Really? That's not too much a ass. You need pillows to do the deed? First of all, why do I keep putting myself at their spot? Yeah, I don't know. You're coming to my spot. You need a pillow to do the deed? Oh, a pillow to do the deed.

This is the do the deed rules. A pillow to do the deed, no. I don't need to touch your pillow. We're gonna keep it nice and clean. So this person says, you can't like, right before we do the deed, you may not touch the pillows. You have to take all the pillows off the bed. I'm not mad at that.

I'm not mad at it. That's cleanly. You get a clear, nice little rectangle of a playground to utilize. Oh, I'm not mad at it. But pillows are important during the act. Now, pillows are fantastic. You can give you leverage. Yeah, okay.

Pillows are good. So you're not mad at this. I'm not mad at that. Four out of ten. Okay. You must wash your hands before getting into it. Am I having a Dexter? I'd say, I'd be like literally, are you a nursing student?

Like, are you scrubbing in every day? Like, what do you? We were just in the filthiest place in the city for three hours. People were throwing up as pitch black. There's liquor on the ground, and now I've got to wash my hands. But maybe that's why they want you to wash your hands. Because you don't want to be touching the playground with dirtiness all over your hands. Okay.

Wash the playground. Wash the playground. You want me to wash my fingers? Wash your playground. I'm not trying to lick a salty slide. No. Wash the playground. So you're going to get canceled.

I have to... Kim, yes, because that's how things can get past. You get UTIs and stuff like that. I get that, but... So we're not washing genitalia, but I'm washing fit. My nuts are going to smell like rotten eggs and cheese. And you want me to wash my fingers?

My fingers. Yes. You're out of your mind. If I literally tell me like, oh, I got to wash my hands. You got to wash your body. And I'll wash with you. I'll wash my body too.

It's not just to you, but hands and not body is in... That's a ten out of sin. It's an insanity to me. I think insanity. No, I think hand sanitizer is the rule. This is where I go. I'm thinking of one of those scenes where you're coming back from the club or whatever

or a dinner and y'all are like wrestling on the way in knocking stuff over. You don't want to go, hold on. What you do is you go like, ah, and there's like a bedside. Hand sanitizer. A little pureo. You're like, you're just kissing your neck right here. You're just like, yes, that's the move. That's fine.

I like that. Okay, now I'm putting myself in like a sweaty, at a sweaty thing, like club. If it's dinner, oh yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, okay. All right, last one. That's insanity though. It's just from a guy.

He said the makeup must come off rule. Now, he's out of his mind. He's not doing it because he's like, I need to see what you look like. He's doing it because he doesn't want makeup all over his bed. Are all these people, germaphobes, makeup on the bed? I'm trying to get action.

You think I'm worried about makeup all my, I'll throw the sheets away. I'll burn the sheets in the morning. You'll leave at 8 a.m. after I pre-prove your playlist. You wash your hands and you don't touch my pillow. I'll burn the sheets. I'm not gonna lie, but I kind of feel them. Dude, you're not off the makeup.

You are, this is so prima da. I guess I'm a, uh, a grimy guy. I'm a grimy man. But not, mine doesn't go with makeup. Mine is outside clothes. I do not, do you don't put your outside clothes on this bed. Do not do that. So in your same scenario, it's beautiful tensions highs,

couple glasses of pinot nuo. Yeah, yeah. And you're sitting there wrestling inside. Uh-huh. And you go and you're about to toss her on the bed. you go, no, wait, wait. I'll toss you on the accent chair, get a gun dress. No way, dude.

I don't care about any of that. Sweaty, dirty, nasty clothes, put it on the bed. Make up, smush it in the show. It's going to be in the sheets. I don't care about any of that. I want you to be comfortable, however you are, and we'll take care of the rest later. What do you think you're, okay, say you never indulge in hookup culture, which is great, but what do you think, off the top of your head, what would be your strange hookup rule?

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I know, I know animals are like an easy end. It's like, if you're already in my house, we've already won. We know what we're here to do. We're not playing Super Mario. Let's call us pay to spade. But Ruby's disgusting. One. and I'm not 100% if she has mites,

mizzles and mumps. So I don't want you to touch and scratch my dog, get a muzzle underneath your fingernails, and then go to my nuts. And now I have a mites, missiles and mumps down there. No, don't touch my dog. Second thing, don't ask about my children.

Or this is before. Okay, yeah, yeah, sorry, that. Okay. The only other thing, you're not leaving with my clothing. You can wear my clothing? That's the best part. No, no, no. Not in a hookup.

In a talking stage, I want you to walk out my hoodie. I'm spraying extra camera. Oh, no, no, no. The hookup, It's the best. You're not, do you're not taking your,

my best hoodie. You can have my best hoodie. You can't have my worst sock. You can't have my worst pair of draws. What? If we're hooking up, you came in clothes, right?

Yes. Put it back on. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. No. It's a cold morning.

Now, the one caveat is if she's in like a little dress, whatever, and yes, okay, you can have like a workout shirt that smells like sweat. But you're not,

you're not, you're not leaving in my best hood. Yeah. Hell no. I'm keeping all of my sweats, all of my hoodies. Yes. You can have a t-shirt. My thing is, my thing is, is if you have a roommate,

lock them in a cage. That's my rule. If you have a roommate, lock them in a cage. Right? I should never see your roommate on a hookup. Why a cage? Why not your room? You gotta make sure they never get out.

I don't care. I don't care if they're hungry, they're thirsty, you'll share a bathroom. You have to text them and tell them, Get in a cage. What it, her roommate walks out, opens the door,

doesn't even knock anything, opens the door and just sees all of your six, seven naked back, head to toes. So much body and skin. There's so many things I can't. You just butt naked like this.

You hear the door, and you go, oh my God. That is the number, like, in my prior days, I never had rules, but it was at my mind,

I would be my biggest anxiety. I cannot, I cannot see another human. I do not want to see a stranger. I do not want to see a stranger. Okay, here we go. Beautiful. Everything is your same scenario.

Wine, wrestling, in the elevator, you get to the door. She fumbles the keys because y'all is just very erotic. She finds out. Roommate is literally in the common, like in the living room, eating some pasta.

So you've made eye contact. They see you. They know y'all are about to hook up. Oh, and there's a smell of food. I don't like it. This is not prepared. Oh, and it's pasta. You hate pasta.

I hate it. I hate it. But you know what's something that is worse that's happened to me? What? I've walked in to it like with a girl that I like I was about to hook up with and she had a roommate. We walked in to the apartment. The roommate had a hook up with her.

That's kind of hot. No, it wasn't. I was like, I was like, am I going off brothel? I was like, treat me with some respect. What is this? Y'all, y'all just went on. You know, I'm a king. Y'all went on time and looking for some huss and I'm one of the huss.

You were a huss. I was a hugh. Oh my God. I was the pick of the litter. She said, mm, that one will do. And you were just so. I was so defeated, bro. I walked in there, I looked at the dude,

he was like, and I said, oh, no. And I went to the room, I said, oh. You said, man, really? Like, it's just like an every weekend type of thing? All right. No, I said, I literally lay it down. I was like, they're dating, right? Like long term relationship?

Long term relationship has to be. That is, I said, can you just tell me you love me? Bro, really? No, that I, honestly, the Lord knew not to allow me to be in the point. The Lord knew my heart. Yeah. I can't do it.

The first person I would, like, I can't do it. I'm way too much of a lover. Oh, I've said it before. Accidentally. Oh, yeah. How did it come out? Mine wouldn't be accident. I'd live like, I'm in love with you.

I'm like, that was an incredible shared experience. I am absolutely in love with you. What's your mother's name? Like, that'd be with, like, 30 seconds after I finish. Like, it's right then and there. Like, Jesus Christ, I love you. Like, this is insane. And I'd be like, dude,

You want to go out tomorrow? And then she's over here. Let me check your playlist. Go wash your hands and get out. No, dude, that break my heart. That's funny. I couldn't do it. That's funny.

So I just, that's a thing I found. That's a great conversation. I love that. Dude, okay, you want to talk about a, that's wicked, right? Yeah. Something, this is real life, something genuinely insane happened to me this past weekend. What happened? So, show ended Sunday, we woke up, right?

Yes. We went out to brunch because we still had some family in town. Nice. It's right outside the neighborhood. You know the spot I'm talking about. So we go there and on a Sunday brunch, what do you do? Mimosis. Oh, a Mamosi after a hangover?

It was the hair of the dog situation. One of those things. Head was banging. I said, I think the only way I can stop my head from bringing is champagne in orange juice. Okay. So I order a mimosa. It comes out. Ooh.

Y'all made them a little different. Ooh. Drink it. And they're pretty small, right? First off, just so I don't sound crazy, what's your average amount if you were to get? It's called a 90-minute brunch. any mimosas you're taking down? Three or four. Perfect. Okay. I had three. Okay. So the first one, a little different, but all right, maybe it's because last night. You know, I'm still hung over.

Food comes out. I get the second one. Gally, it still tastes different. Finish the food. Now we're just talking, that talking phase, waiting for the bills. So I go, I'll take one more. I go, okay, it's just not good. The bill comes, I pay. She brings it back. Thank you so much. I go, hey, hey, quick question. Now, I've had your mimosas before. Like, That is a little different. She goes, oh, I'm so sorry. I forgot to tell you, we were completely out of champagne, so I used Jose Cuervo.

She put a shot of tequila with orange juice three times in a row. It never told me. Dare I say that's a felony? That's a misdemeanor. That has to be illegal. That has to be some form of legal. That's literally like the Bill Cosby of Melosis. She's the Bill Cosby of Mamosis.

She's all putting pie. Here you go. Like that's, that is insane behavior. That's crazy. Jose Friva. No, that's, that's, you're laughing,

you, you're a victim, brother. Like, you need to talk to somebody. Like, that's not okay to do. She just, she just did something to your drink

without your consent. She was, no, the best part, she had no intention of ever telling me that. Yeah, you had to inquire about it.

I said, man, now I've been here a couple of, we said hi at the door. Those tasted a little different. I'm so sorry. We were out of champagne, but I didn't want to say no to you. I just used Jose Cuerbo. I just spit in her face. I'd spit in her face. She had had my lugi on her nose.

You go, Jose Cuervo. Bro, it was, it was, I was like, I was low-key, not, not messed up alcohol-wise, messed up just... I didn't like the way you said that. I was gonna say alcoholic, I dropped the eye in the seat. Yeah. It wasn't messed up alcohol-wise. I was messed up more mentally. Kind of like victim mindset for the next hour. I was like, that really just happened. No, no, you deserve to blanket in a hug. That's not okay, bro.

I feel bad for you. That's not okay. You could have been allergic or anything. That's what I said. What if I'm allergic to blue agave? Yeah. What I'm allergic to yeast? Yeah.

And I just wanted champagne. And I don't know where Jose Cuervo stands on the shelving list. Is it top? I don't think so. Yeah, she at least gave me like Petronooooan. Or something, you know what I mean? She gave me fucking. Like, like, like, like, like,

like a weak tequila. I hate that. That's insane. I hate that. I hate that for you. I hate that for you. I hate that for you. I honestly feel bad for somebody that loves you.

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I've noticed, like, the past three weeks, I've been super, like, movie topic heavy. Very, very. Like, I don't know why this turned into, like, the movie podcast. I always wanted to start a movie podcast. Maybe I'll do it now. But, but, so now my for you page. You know what I just thought of? I'm so sorry.

You said, I've always wanted to start a movie podcast. I naturally said, it'd be fun. And what if you were like, oh, no, no, you wouldn't be on it? Oh, no, no, you, no, 100% not. Don't, don't you dare dodge my head. I'd go get a hat guy or somebody. That'd be good. But, okay, I've been, like, super into, like, movie TikTok because I've been talking about movies a lot, and I guess the phone's listening to me.

Oh, by the way, this is, we're filming this a couple days before we go see Spider-Man. Spider-Man comes down in a couple days. Hey, I have to tell you, because I don't know if I'm going to the thing, traveling. So I have movie tickets to Spider-Man at five different theaters right now. That's insanity. Yeah. Why five? Okay.

It should be here and there, two. And I have three here, two. there. Why? Depends on what I'm feeling where I'm at, location-wise, time-wise. I just got to make sure I see it on Thursday. That's insane. At noon. I'm seeing it here. Oh, you're going at noon? I got to be one of the first people to see it because it's going to, you know spoilers are going to come out immediately. Time out. That comes out at noon? Yes, it's the first showing, in Texas at least. Ew. Yeah, I know. I'm definitely seen it Thursday night, but I have to see it. Dude, or I'm not going to be able to get on my phone all day Thursday because there's going to be spoilers, bro. That's true. At this time we're recording,

they did like the premiere so people have seen it already and I'm just I've like been purposely not getting on my phone a lot. That's like a bucket list for me. I mean I have nothing to do with cinema. Like I have nothing to do cinema. We could. I think we could get one. That's true. But I'm saying I would love, I've always thought that was like that to me is a cool flex. Like I saw the movie three weeks before anyone else. Yeah, I did that I did that one time with one Marvel movie. I didn't go to the premiere but RDC World invited me to like an early screening. It was like of the, it was like that one of Ingers movie that no one ever talks about with like all the elements. The Elementals.

The Eternals. The Eternals. You know, it was a really good movie. I don't know why people didn't like it. You said the Avenger movies that no one talks about with the Marvel. The Elementals. The Eternals.

Okay, but I have a question about movie theaters, right? As you know, I got bewildered by that 40X movie. Okay, after you said that, yeah. Literally, the phones are listening. I saw people going to 4DX, which I will give you grace. I.M.A.X. 4DX. It's not too far off.

It was quick. It's not too far. It was quick. You were trying to get the most expensive ticket. You thought you were getting 70. But I saw, like, footage of people like, because they knew they were going into that. Yeah. You not knowing that watching the actual footage makes it ten times funny.

Like, these people are literally going, I'm not joking. Like the both scenes. I'm not joking. Like, I could not, I physically would, I probably would have punctured a lung from laughing watching. It's a three hour movie camp. Imagine doing that for three hours. No, no shot.

Did you see the one 40X movie theater that like the water like leaked and like busted? Did it so the f***er flooded? Oh, no, no, no, no. Lawsuit. Water's up there. No, lawsuit. Law, if I'm treading, if I'm treading water for my life in a movie theater,

I'm sitting there, no, you're getting sued. Another question about movie theaters, though, that I've really been pondering on, and this came up on my 4U page, so it's not an original thought, but I've thought about it before. And I got nervous to bring up my thoughts on the internet because people clown me.

How do movie theaters get the movies? What? Like, how do the movie? theaters get the movies, right? There's millions of movie theaters in America and across the world. Yeah. How does like, say for Marvel, like for Spider-Man, how does AMC, Cinemark, Dolby, like, Tenseltown, like all these different movie theaters, how do they get the Spider-Man movie? How do they get movies in their theater? You think, you think the director of Spider-Man is burning discs in mailing them out

to all these locations. Well for IMAX they have to send it on a crate. So that made me think how are they getting the movie? No, they don't. No, they don't. I saw that. They brought it on a palette. For the Odyssey. Yes, for IMAX. Which was shot, the only movie in history that has ever been shot very start, very end, full IMAX.

So what do they do with the other ones? Digital! It is a digital movie. So they're emailing Spider-Man right now. Yeah. No, they're not. I don't know if it's email thumb drive. You're not lime wire and burning a disc, buddy. That's my question. Oh, this one is for Yucletown, Minnesota.

Well, that's my question. How are they? So they're just emailing one of the biggest, most gate-kept movies of all time through Yahoo. AOL. You got a goddamn Firefox link. I don't know. I don't know if it's email, but they're digital.

And they got some 16-year-old trusted with these files. Oh, yeah. Are you kidding me? That's 100% what's not happening? What do you think it is? Getting delivered by the Undertaker in a briefcase? Dung! What do you think is happening?

I don't know. The truck. The truck. We don't, there's not a guy in bifocals cranking the film back there anymore. Nobody's like, 40s anymore. He brings in like the disc drive or like the floppy disk or something. He's bringing in some kind of thumb drive and he's like, hey, this is the Marvel thumb drive.

Okay. And they put it in. I hate to. burst your little beautiful creative bubble. That might be how it goes, but he's not getting out of a Bentley in a suit going, this is from Tony Stock. Your movie.

He's probably like a very acne populated 19 year old that's like, I got the film for the PO box. Like, isn't that crazy? Oh, it ain't a lot of trust. I don't believe that. That it's just sent over the internet or mailed in. It has to be. No, because there would be,

literally there would be so many leaks. Like we would have got that movie a month ago. Oh, no, no, no, because you probably, no, because you probably, when you sign up, up to work at something like that. Because first off, we've talked about this before. Crime nowadays, very hard.

It's genuinely hard to commit a crime. Not internet crime. It's probably the easiest it's ever been to do internet crime. I would argue internet crime is so much easier than a physical, or so much harder than physical crime. Now I'm talking about getting caught. So much easier to get. I don't want to get into this debate, but we'll get into that later.

But yes, you can, bro, you probably sign waivers. Like, they can track you. Who gives a f***? Have you seen the people that work at these movie theaters? Like, think of, like, the most, like, like, like, if you leak it, you're serving 10 years. Think about, if you leak the movie? Think about somebody going to Poh-Dunk, Rukataw, Arkansas.

And so I'm going to, Billy Bill, I'm here, I got the Marvel movie. You know what? All we got is cow, pigs, and horses. They could make so much money off of getting this hard drive. No, they can't because Billy Bill's not paying him for that hard drive. No I'm saying, but he gets on the internet and he's like, hey, I can put this on a paywall or like whatever and start. leaking this out to different outlets. I'm not saying to do that. Don't do it because I love

cinema and movies. But I'm saying like you're putting that trust in millions of people for to not go wrong one time. How is that possible? Because there's a strict, there's got to be a strict way it happens. Exactly. A guy in a truck from Marvel comes up to the- suit with lasers and guns is not delivering it handmade to the manager. Even if he, even if he did, what's the difference in that? He's watching. Oh, oh, he camps at the movie theater for the entirety of the screening and he follows the manager like a shadow to make sure he doesn't sell it to someone. You're acting like I'm crazy for coming up with this thought.

That's a fantastic thought. I'm saying our scenarios are not even different. Yes, it is. If your guy delivers it, amazing arm security and all. There's like one guy with the password. It's like an encrypted file. There's one person with the password and he's on the Marvel payroll or something

or like the Warner Brothers payroll. Okay. So when he encrypts the password, oh, here's your thumb drive. This is Spider-Man. You know, every time you play that movie, you have to have the password. You cannot hit play on that movie without the password. Okay, let's go.

Oh, no, no, oh, please God give me a moment. So let's go, let's take that, right? So there's this big agamemnon guy. You be careful. I don't know what you just called me. There's this big ultra-powerful guy that has the password. Yes. So you said it best.

There's thousands of theaters all across the country, playing the movie in two and a half to three-hour time slots every day. How in the f*** is he entering that password in Pennsylvania in Rhode Island in California down in Texas? There's more than one guy. So how many is there? Because then if you go, oh, there's thousands, then it's the same thing. Those thousands could get leaked. We have to have trust in humanity. That's why I say it doesn't make sense. I'm saying your thing doesn't make sense either. You know what doesn't make sense? More doesn't make sense? Whenever they get the files for like these movies, these movie theaters get the file for the movie like Spider-Man, does it come with the trailers? Now that I don't know. That I don't know. Probably. Probably. No, because the trailers are

different. No, I think it's... Because sometimes I get like ads for my local, like, lawyer. That's from the theater. That's from the theater. Yeah, but how does it integrate? If you're a lawyer and you're spending the marketing budget on a movie theater, it's what I'm saying, but how does it integrate? How do they just mix in like... Because it's crazy. It's not, it is not, it is not that is, it's predetermined. They're not somebody live DJing the Trailers, Cam? Exactly, they're not. So how the f-are they adding in these trailers?

This one, because it could be no different than like a PowerPoint. It could be no different than a PowerPoint. So there's somebody clicking like this. But it's crazy to have a fucking guy come in with a hard drive. You're crazy, bro. You're crazy. You think Darth Vader's dropping off the Star Wars films. Okay, you know what?

We're going to stick on this crazy thoughts because I had one. Now, you got to bear with me. This is very much a Peyton-esque thought. What does that mean? Oh, you'll see. So the other day, I'm sitting. in a place of business and their fire alarm goes off. I didn't want to get, I didn't want to, you would understand why.

I'll tell you later. Beep, a little chirp. Their fire alarm goes off. Yeah, beep, beep. And I'm like, okay. And I just started thinking, right? Like, that thing's annoying. It's probably the battery, da, da, da, da, da, da.

And I'm just thinking of it. Later that night, whole day goes by. I'm showering. And I realize, I realize that I have those in my house, too. Like, they've always been there, obviously. Fire alarm? Yeah, like, you have to. Every house has a fire alarm.

Exactly. But it dawned on me. Like I, it's just so one of those things. It's just out of sight, out of mind. And I was like, I have them too. So then I started thinking, now bear with me, how do fire alarms work? Now wait.

Well, now wait. So a fire alarm, because there's ones that can detect smoke. Yes. And then they can also detect carbon monoxide, which is like the silent, invisible killer, right? Yeah. So my thought, especially on the carbon monoxide front, If carbon monoxide slithers its way up and hits that,

how is a... How does that work? How does it tell me that it's carbon monoxide? Is there a nose inside of there? Is it smelling it? That's the best question I've ever heard. Yes, it is. Is it?

It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. I said there's people of... There's little people. There's a witchgrap. It has to be. It has to be. Get smoke because you can see smoke.

But not even smoke, because if you can see it, then what does it have eyes? Talk to me. Well, yeah, that makes sense. It could have a camera or like a radio sensor for visuals. Like a laser. A laser. Because there's lasers that can detect smoke. Okay.

So I get that. So carbon monoxide. Carbon monoxide. Silent, invisible. It's silent but deadly like a fart. Like a down. SBD, silent but deadly. But think about it.

It's going in there and it goes off. Because that happens all the time. Like carbon monoxide leak, like a gas leak or something. Hopefully not all the time. Well, I'm saying not all, yeah, all the time, but it happens. Yeah, it happens. Your fire alarm will go off.

You look around, there's no flame in sight. Wow. You, that means you get you evacuate. You evacuate. You get the hell out of there, and you call your local law enforcement. But still evacuated. Does that thing?

Yeah, yeah, that makes me get out of house. Don't just sit there and wait. You're just like, yeah, I'll see when you get here. That was bad. That's a dark. Okay, let me try to break this guy. Please, please. Does it have a nose?

Does it have a nose? Does it have skin? How does it know? It can't have eyes. You're in laser technology because it's invisible. It's like periodic table type. Dude, it's unreal. Unbelievable. There's literally no answer I could come up with.

That is trippy. I literally know. Smoke makes sense because there's lasers. I get lasers. I'm not sure if I'm buying on that laser, big guy. I don't know what you mean by the whole laser situation. Carbon monoxide, dude, silent, invisible, but that goes on. It's like a scratch and sniff movie.

You don't see anything, but, oh my God, you're there. It's like a 5DX movie. It's 5DX. You're getting hit with all sorts. You're in the movie. You're, you look, the credit. It's at the end. It says your name. Wow.

Cameron, Michael Kennedy. Wow. Dude. I mean, you've been smoking what I've been smoking. Yeah, I was sitting there like, how does that work? So if I blew this right now, is the nose going to sniff this.

He's going to smoke at gas. It goes, eh, eh, gauntia, eh, refo. But for real, please enlighten us. Wow, dude, I'm literally stumped. I don't have an answer for this. I'm going to sit and think about it. I was sitting in the shower, just fondling with it. And I was like, man, that makes sense.

I was just, man, I was like, wow. I said, I think I almost just passed out. That is a fantastic question. Do you look this up? We should. We should. Okay, I'm going to look this up. We should.

Look it up. I still want, okay, that matter of fact, this is your point. I want you right now in the comments to best explain it before looking it up. So pause right now. Put the comment in how do smoke alarms work for carbon monoxide. Don't cheat. Okay, let's see. And then we're going to see who has the best answer.

Let's see. Let's see what it says. It's loaded. right oh my god even even the internet is struggling standard smoke alarms actually don't detect carbon oxide smoke and carbon dioxide are fundamentally different so detecting them requires completely different technology smoke is made of physical airborne suit particles from combustion carbon oxide is invisible if a single device in your home monitors both it's a combination of smoke slash CO alarm inside the casing.

There's two separate sensors. So the sensors. So there's a sensor. So, okay, we're talking about the sensors. How does a sensor sense something that's invisible and scentless? The sensor contains electro... The sensor, the sensor contains electrodes submerged in a chemical solution. Oh, there's bubbles in that.

And if it... That makes sense. So the smell hits the bubbles. The bubble starts to pop. The pop turns on the alarm. And the alarm goes... Hit it! Go Peda!

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That was a great moment. We actually just found. We came back together. We did that. We did that. We did that. We have a question. People are going to clip it and then they're going to leave off the answer.

Oh, 100%. 100%. So, here's another question. Now, I saw this. You've done a lot of questions. I saw this on my for you page. On your FYP. My FYP.

My FYP. For your pleasure. I want to F my P on my FYP. Shine white like a cat. I just said, Damwin. Shine white like a camwin. I don't know why this always makes me blush.

Well, beautiful like Camwin's in the sky. Shine bright like a cow. Shine bright like a cow. Shine white like a Camwin. Beautiful like Camouins in the sky. Thank you. I choose to be Camwin. Okay.

Straight to it. Yeah. We're both going to answer this question. Sure. I think it should be pretty obvious. You get to pick any of your friends to spend an entire week with in one room. One room.

No Wi-Fi, no phones, no entertainment, no electricity, you're just in a room. Okay. Purely vibes. Yes. If you last an entire week, y'all split $10 million evenly. Oh.

If at any given point you leave, you leave with absolutely nothing. Okay. We're going to answer this on three. Who you would bring. Just say the friend. Okay. That's easy.

Ready? One, two, three. Ryan! I'm sorry, I did not think you were gonna pick. I did not. Hold on. Hold on. That got so f*** so quick.

I did not, I could have bet. I literally told my wife, last night I said, ooh, I'm gonna ask this. I did not think you were gonna pick. You didn't think I was gonna pick you. I thought you were gonna pick Sarah. I don't have any other friends, Cam. I don't have friends. Okay.

Okay, okay. Hey, I can salvage this. Hold on now. Why? I can salvage this. Why did you not pick me? So I went with Ryan. I went with Ryan.

I'd say 30% on my heart's palpitating. I think 30% of my answer was based on I didn't think you were going to pick me. Now, the other 70% is- I have no other friends. So you did that knowing you were going to hurt me. You did that to hurt me. I did not do that to hurt you. I thought a partner can definitely classify.

I would not pick a lit, by the way. I picked Ryan. I stand firm on the right. Now, I thought you were going to go Sarah route. It wouldn't sting as bad. I'm sorry. 30% was because I thought you were going to go, Sarah. 70% is I do truly believe after 48 hours you'd be miserable to be with it.

I think it'd be pretty rough. I think it... So now I'm miserable to be around? No. Lists, don't you're not, don't you? Do you do this to hurt me? No, you know this. Stop.

Get this sad boy out of here. You literally just said you're not picking me and I'm miserable to be around. After 48 hours of no phone, no electricity. Oh, we, you had a phone. Your phone is surgically glued to your hand. If no phone, no entertainment. For $10 million? No Wi-Fi.

Payton, you would, like, on day three, you would try to fight me or eat me. How long were in there? A week, seven days. For 10 mil cam? That's- P! That's crazy. P!

First of all, if we were in there together, I would earn more of that 10 million than you would. No, you wouldn't, and that's not the stipulation. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's why you're not picking me because you know I would deserve more of that money because I would make it a better time than you would. Yeah, it's okay. You would lose your phone. Okay.

No, I wouldn't. Knowing there's $10 million? Payton, you would lose your mind. No, I wouldn't. For $10 million, Cam, I would do, name something, I would do it for $10 million right now. Yep. Name it. No, you can't.

First off, it's $5 million. You don't only get $5. I thought you said 10. It's 10, but we're splitting it evenly. No, we're not. Oh, yeah, we are. No, we're not. Because I would earn more of the 10.

You didn't make the rules. We got gifted this chance. Well, I guess we'll never know. Have fun with Ryan. Two days after, two days of just vibes. What, how many- First of all, you're not a vibe, I'm a vibe. What are you gonna do?

You want people to help pick you. You're non-fun-h-huff. That's why you want Ryan. Me and Ryan are fun. You're not fun. You'd be the one holding the whole group down. Oh, oh, dude, this sucks. I can't do any.

Hey, I might be clicking and I might be making beats. You'd literally be like this in the corner. Get me out of here. me out of here. Remind me the timid. Tell me everything I can buy with $5 million. Do you get me out of here? It's crazy. Ah, where is it? Where is it? Oh, sad boy, face my butt. Can't wait until I see edits about this and it's like,

it starts on TikTok. It's going to start with you asking the question, you picking Ryan, you saying I'm miserable and then it's going to go to a black and white silhouette of all of the mean things you've ever said to me and me having bad reactions. And then all the comments under it are going to say, it is really crazy how Cam Treats Payton. I can't wait to see it on TikTok. Relax. Relax. and you just gave him the game plan to make the best, like, villain arc edit.

I don't know. That is, and you're playing this sad boy act. I'm not playing it. It is offensive. It is hurtful. That's not even your voice. That's not even your voice. Right now.

He said, I am not playing it. It is offensive. Oh, no, he's a liar. No, no, he is such a lie. Look, when he does this with his big lips and he goes, oh, now my lips are big. Now I have big nasty lips. Oh, wow.

What are you going to do? Make monkey noises next? Wow. What else? What else? Hey, I'll give you this. He is a, if you, if anyone ever wants to go down the, the pathway of dark arts and manipulation. And now I'm manipulative. I'm just, how are you reacting big to me? You're the one calling me these things.

Because you know, I'm miserable to be around. After 48 hours of no technology. I'm miserable to be around. I have big nasty gross lips. I never said gross or nasty you're adding. What else did you say? I said you're manipulative. I'm manipulative. That's just factual. You called me homoerotic.

No, I did not. What else am I? No, you're beautiful. And I think, I think we, I do think we could win. I don't even want to do this with you. I would hate to be locked in the thing with you for a week because you'd eat all the food, tubby. Oh no, no, no, no, I'd be good.

I'd be good. I'd be, it'd be, it'd be hard. Now, I'd be miserable too after a certain point. I do think, I just think I would be less inclined to, like, tech and all that stuff. Like you said, I could just play with my fingers and snap and stuff and tickle it a little bit. And you'd be, it'd be like a, it'd be like a, Like Shutter Island after a couple days. I mean, it'd be bad, bro.

You'd be, it'd be bad. Well, hopefully somebody in the comments knows my worth and my life. Oh my God. And finds value in me. And I would love if somebody in the comments would put, if they would like to be stuck with me in a room for a week. Oh, somebody please put that in the comments. It's okay.

I would love for somebody to make me feel like I am important. Production, yeah, we need the fake tears. We need the mist gun over here right now. We're getting to the climax in the scene. Let's get it. fake tears in three, two, hold by and go. Dude, that's a, that's a common thing that you've done on tour this whole time has made fun of me.

Now it's the whole summer. One question. It makes me feel less than. And if you want to see more of the recap where we talk about that, it came out last week on Patreon, the whole leg to tour recap is available on our Patreon. Wow. Any tier. You can't just join the Patreon for free and get it.

You just get any tier membership and you get the Patreon exclusives that come out every single week and the Kala Royalty that came out last Friday for our. top tier members and there's going to be a Patreon exclusive that comes out this week that we know maybe we'll address some of the you know now there's allegations it's not allegations it's just it's pure fact i mean it's written in the stars that's why after and can i say after the dallas show cams sun called for me and not him so that did happen you know babies the pee babies know good hearts it's kind of like dogs oh yeah that's why dogs grow at you no dogs love me dogs love me you hate dogs my

Don't? Name a single dog that you like that's not interconnected to you personally. What does that mean? Like name a random dog I've seen that I like? Like you won't touch random dogs. You don't, you don't, no, I don't want to touch other people's animals. I will scratch your boxers hind in in the middle of the street. Yeah, because you don't understand consent.

Thank you guys for coming to this episode of the Ischado podcast. We found out a lot about Cam Cosby. whenever you're walking down the street hide your dog he's touching his hind end without asking because he loves dogs what do you want me to do i just love dog i say come here doggy oh oh oh you like that oh oh oh yeah get us out of here man get us out what's the what's the code he's the he's the worst he's the and on the worst manipulative big lips homerotic miserable to be around too dark. What else is a... I love the part that guy. I never said homerotic. I never said that. We're too dark now.

He's the best person ever. I love him so, so, so much. Not the best person ever. That's Ryan. That's fair. We would just not win that $10 million. Anyway, I would win it. Because I would be fine to be in a room with you, you would hate, you'd leave. Oh yeah. I'd call it. I'd call it quits. Oh my God. As soon as the camera's cut, I'm punching him in the face. Anyway. And he's going to hit me. He's going to touch my dog inappropriately. He's going to touch my dog inappropriately.

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