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We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Yeah, we do. Yeah, we do. Dude, one day, we do. One day I'll figure that out. And we're going to get there. It will take, it'll probably take a whole day, figured out. And that, that one was not smooth.

Can I say that? It was because you got involved. It's whenever you get round of applause, please. Then you pointed at me. You said, round of applause, please. What would have been if I was like this? Like, I literally did what you said. You said, we got co-hosts, Cam, back in the hey man.

I'm going to get that one day. I don't know what I want from you. Applaus, silence, just friendship. Maybe we raise up the production value in here. We get a button that has a round of applause, please. And it's like a round of applause button. And no, it's just a button that's applause, and then the applause swipes to you in a transition format, and then you go, hello. How much is this button?

It's swipe, it's moving? What do you mean moving? What do you mean it swipes to me? Like the camera, it does a camera transitional swipe from my camera to your camera. There's a button that's going to be, there's a button that's going to be on the couch that starts with applause. Yes. And it's somehow hardwired synchronized to our recording setup. Yes.

And it's going to swipe the screen. that's in pre not post. That would be ideal. That would be hell of an ideal. That'd be get Tony Stark to make that button while you're ready. We have calls camp back in the studio, man. Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. There's no one here in.

There isn't. Our, dude, our week of paradise. What? It is, it is ended. A week of paradise. I literally thought you said, are we comparadized? No. Compartmentalized, but you messed up.

I was like, what's going on? As I get older, my speech lessons, I'm starting to get a little more, a little more slowed down in the verbal. and mental aspects of my life. We just gotta keep each other on our toes. Maybe it's real sharp. Maybe that's where puzzles get involved.

Dude, have you ever thought about a puzzle? I bought a puzzle. Did you do it? Is a five foot tall gangar. Okay, that's kind of fire. Yeah, but I'm talking about like a picture of a little creek in the back of a Wyoming state house with a little creek and fishes and a little fence.

No, because you know the reason I don't do those kind of puzzles? Because they're dumb. Exactly, and what am I gonna do when it's done? Destroy it. Exactly. Puzzles suck. Puzzles are the worst thing you could do. It could be a puzzle that was created for me.

It could have my wife's face, both of my sons. It could have Yugi holding up obelisk, slifer, and the winged dragon. It could have Pokemon. It could have a Trojan warrior. It could have the city of Rome. And I literally would be like, that's never getting, I'm not even opening box. It's going to stay sealed. And it's going to grow in value.

It sucks because I view puzzles the same way I view Legos. I have no interest in building a Lego. Legos are so dumb to me. I don't understand how you have the creative juices you have if you never mess with Legos. Legos have nothing to do with creativity. That's craftsmanship. Oh, dude, you're privileged. You're so, dude.

You grew up so nice. How? My grandma found a bucket of Legos. The size of like those storage bins. Yeah. $5. All just miscellaneous sets and junk and all Legos. $5 at a garage sale.

I played with those Legos every day. every single day till I was 15. I was about to say. I'm kidding, but Legos are the best way to play with Legos are creativity. Why? The collector side is you build a piece, you buy a piece,

you build it, you put it on its body. Exactly. That's the collecting side. The creativity is you get a big bin of Legos and you just start making the world. Oh, you're not doing that. You start.

Oh, I had, hold on, you slow down. I had gas stations. Hold on, hold on, slow down. Slow down. You're not getting ran. random Lego pieces and building your own statues. Now, if my grandma had better hearing, we'd call her right now. We'd call her right now and she could confirm that.

Wait, wait. She'd probably be slightly confused. As a grown man, you shouldn't be building Legos unless it's one of the like statue pieces and you put on a shelf. You shouldn't just be creating. As a grown man, I agree. The fact that you said you never did this. No, I did.

I'm talking about now as an adult. Oh, I don't own Legos now. No, I'm saying. But take it as if we are. Oh, yeah. I would, I would. For a fun afternoon, I'm going creative route. I'm dumping them on the ground.

If I want to have a fun afternoon, I'm not in my house. I'm not even doing, I'm like, that's not what I'm doing. I'm not touching Lego blocks. That'd be fun. That's, that's, it's way more fun to do like one of the big, like, F1 helmets or Pikachu's that you see in Target that are like $600. Okay, that's cool too. I do want the Roman Colosseum.

They drop the Colossium and there's a pyramid of Geese one, and they just dropped the Lord of the Rings set with the, uh, the, the hills of Rivendale. Can I be honest about me and my girlfriend? Yes. So she talked to me one day and we were walking through a target and she was like, babe, I really want to build Legos. I really want to do that. Would you be a such fun date night with wine?

It's hot. See? Yeah, she'd said that and I said, I'd rather pick off my toenails and eat them. But she was gone. So I decided to surprise her with Legos. You got her Legos? No. What I did was I bought the box and I hired somebody to build them.

and I gave it to her and told her, I built this for you. That's the worst. I'm so serious, that's the worst gift you could possibly ever give to someone. No, no, she really liked it because she was like, I can't believe you took that much time

to do this. Oh, but she doesn't know that you're a fabricated liar. I am. Sarah, he's lying to you. That is a lie. Yeah. You got on Upwork. You got on Fiverr.

I think there was past rabbit. Past rabbit. someone to build the... Yeah. You can do that for puzzles, all kinds of things. You... I want you to think about what you're saying. You bought a gift. So the whole concept of the toy is you get to build this.

Correct. So not only did she not get to build it, she didn't get to be a part of the building. Yes. And now she believes the lie that you built it. Yes, all three of those are true. And the fourth truth is, it is literally little blocks that six-year-olds can read step one, step two,

and put together. And you said, I can't be me. He said it can't do me. Yeah, no. My life, too much going on. I can't do it. Hey, who wants to build Legos? Well, it was, so it was this big, like, F1 helmet.

And I was like, okay, that should be easy. It's a circle with a visor. Like, it can't be too hard. I opened up the box, and, like, I don't know when Lego got this experimental. Oh, they're elite. I opened up the box, and it was, like, 15 different bags of Legos. I almost pissed on it. I'm not doing this.

Phase one, phase two. I have to pay bills. I can't, I can't sit here for 14 days and build this. You're a grown man that has to pay. and you tasked Ravitted someone to build you a Lego helmet. Yes, it was Lego Builder 101. This isn't- That has a career.

That's what he does, yeah. That's kind of hot. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's good for him, terrible for you. This is not segueing good off of last week's conversation. What was last week's conversation? What was last week's convoy? I don't remember. You say, oh dude, if a tire blows, I'm not your guy.

If we gotta cook dinner, we're ordering it out. If I said the house catch it on fire, Sarah, go get it. Exactly. You can't even build a Lego dog? I'm sure I could. my mental capacity cannot afford me to just sit there and do that miscellaneous task. Oh, I know what we need to do. And I would document it, but I think that would go against their TOS.

What? We need to do a three day, just three day, a three day sabbatical in the middle of a jungle with no electricity and no Wi-Fi and no phones. Why would we do that? So I can help harness your inner, just human being, your attention span, come back, your soul. Yeah. Oh, dude. I would struggle too. This isn't, oh, pity you. Right. I would struggle too. If we did three days in a jungle with, if we did three days in a jungle with no Wi-Fi, no phone, no nothing, I would do 100% better than you. I would do 100% better than you. Okay. You are, you are so sadly mistaken. How would you do better than me? What's the first thing you do when you're open your eyes? What do you mean? Why are my eyes closed? When you wake up in the morning? What's the first thing you do? When I wake up in the jungle? When you, like, what day? What do you? Like, what day? Are we in? Real life!

Monday through Sunday! Every day, real life, earth, here! What's the first thing you do? And don't you lie, no, don't-uh-uh, uh-uh. Check my phone? Okay, check your phone. Yeah. What's the first thing I do?

Probably check your kid. First off, I wake up to screams. Yeah. So I'm already equipped for the jungle. Yeah. I hear a capy bar, I know it's all good. You hear it? Oh, what's that? Daddy saved me. Yeah. So I'm already alert. I'm there.

I wake up to screams. And then I walk in there and make a five-ounce bottle, and I walk back, and then I sit in a dark room. Yeah. with no electricity, no TV on, without my phone, and I feed a youngling for an hour. That's my first hour to hour and a half. Yeah, it sounds visible.

I'm already 90 minutes ahead of you with no electricity, no, nothing. Now, when you shower and clean yourself. Don't do that. There's a, I don't do that, so that's the rare time you do. Can I say this? Let me, you're being too whatever, you're being to whatever. When you shower, the phones in the background,

when you are hanging out, you're on your phone. Dude, that's hilarious. There's no. you would, there's no way you believe that. 100% because your life is too structured, right? You are too dependent on the luxuries of the, of the first world, right? Like, I'm not.

Oh my God. I don't brush my teeth regularly. That's fine. I don't shower regularly. First off, first off, first off, you're struggling on that word. You are rigourri-gur-g-I don't do that. You're struggling on that. Second off, I don't need to, like,

to brush my teeth. Why can I say that? Regularly. Oh no dude. I thought of just the CH's. What is this is a new unlock? Regularly. It's still weird at the end. That's still got a little hip to it. Oh, don't tell me a timeout. You have a good. You have a bad. No. Okay. Say it. I don't even brush my teeth regularly. What's going on? I don't brush my teeth regularly. Regularly. It's that L. It's that L. It's the wax.

I don't brush my teeth regularly. Adding like two extra letters. You say regular and then just go, Lee. Regular. It's like the GU. The UGU said regular. Regular.

It's, oh my god, it's the U. Regular. There you go, now Lee. Regularly. Regularly. There you go. Oh my god. I don't brush my teeth regularly.

Okay, I'm saying that I would do way better than you. Hey, the beautiful part about that little exercise we just did is, I don't need electricity to brush my teeth. You need water and bristles. So that's allowed in the jungle. No, I'm saying, but like, you don't have bristles. We're going to get bristles from in the jungle.

That's what I'm saying. Do you think we're showing up with our, in our confidence? I thought you said we have nothing. We get to pack a bag. I'm way better. I get to bring talkies and some checks mix. Yes.

Oh, I'm grim. You thought you were going butt naked into a jungle. Yes. Yes. I hate to break it to you. We both lose that game. No, we're going to lose regardless. Oh, no.

You'd get bit in the sphincter by us. snake, you're dying to poison. I would go, ooh, I'm so fat and hungry. Look at that berry. I'm dying to poison. We're both dead to poison. Okay, if we get to pack a bag, I'm 100% going to survive longer than you because I get to bring checks mix, talkies, a walkie-talkie. No, you don't.

I don't get to walkie-talkie. Nope, no technology. A Lego. Yeah, oh, you're going to find a task jungle rabbit to do it for you? I get to bring talkies, checks-mix, a pillow, and a blanket. That's all I need. Maybe a fan. A portable fan. Nope.

It's chargeable. It's electricity. I, you know what? I disagree wholeheartedly, but this is just open my eyes. If we had to actually survive in the jungle. If we had to, no, no, no, that's a sabbatical. We're safe.

We're in a shelter. I'm talking about we get dropped off of a helicopter. Which is what I was talking about this whole time? And you just switched it back. You just said, no, we get to bring things. So that's why I went to that. If you could bring five things to survive in the jungle, you're bringing two different assortment of chips?

Yeah. One's a daytime chip. one's a nighttime shit. Chexed mix are during the day. Togkeys are at night, obviously. Peyton, what the fuck? What? You didn't say water?

You didn't say a utility? There's water there. In the coconuts. I'm going to ask you one more time. We are stranded. This is not no longer an experiment. We didn't pay admission. We are like, we are cast away.

Right. And you get to bring five items. Yes, talkies, checks mix, a pillow, a blanket. I don't get to. No. Okay. Checks, Tockeys, a pillow, a blanket. Maybe a pair of shoes.

I'd kill you. I would literally, my first item would be a utility blade and I'd use it to end you. If I knew that we were getting stranded together. Yeah. And you decided to use your five slots on chips, chips, pillow, blanket and a pair of shoes. Yeah. I would literally, I'd probably end you.

What would you bring? What would you bring? Uh, first things first. compass. I'd bring a compass. What is a compass going to do for you? Oh, dude. You try to follow the North Star? Hey, Harriet Tubman's gone, bro. Hey, there's no stop point of going north anymore, dog.

Hey, I'm not, oh, my God. Oh, I'm not looking at the stars. If we ever wander away from home base, I want to know how to get the back. You need all that? Oh, I'm sure it's not going to pull out your taki. Get a snort of to tachie dust and then go crazy to know how to get back home. You could drop rocks off. on the way.

You can create your own... You Hansel and Grell out. Okay, what? You bring it a compass, what else? A knife, some form of blade. For sure, for sure a blade. Probably a bit, probably a flint to start fires. Like Michigan?

A flint. A lighter? Oh dude, honestly, just make this simple for your brain. Yeah, I'm bringing a lighter. Okay, I'm bringing a big candle lighter. And I'm gonna, okay, lighter, compass, a knife. Yeah. I'm gonna bring either some form,

like a canteen, something to hold water. Okay, so what's the difference? You both, we're both not bringing water. We're both bringing... So are you just going to go suck a tree? You're just going to walk up to it and go... And suck its bark, take your teeth and go... And then I'm going to bring something else,

like a big ball of twine. Or duct tape or something... In the comments right now, Poo you think it would do better because I am confident that it's me. But you're talking about me chopping into a tree and I have a thing about my teeth. Oh no, dude, I'm not ready. I'm not ready for this.

Yeah, it's actually, and that's why my speech is a little messed up this episode is I went to the dentist for the first time in 10 years. And I didn't mean to go. I was forced to. What does that mean? Yeah, it was, uh, I thought this was voluntary.

Now, okay, when I say this, don't judge me, okay? Because this story is, now, now, I already know the comments are going to be like, Payton, this is disgusting. Like, it's not even a joke anymore. It's never been a joke. And so we've just laughed at me. Oh, I'm trying to lock in. And not even my girlfriend knows really why I went. She thinks I went for a good old cleaning. This was bad. It starts on Thursday. On Thursday, me and Cam had a boys night, right? We were hanging out. Oh, my God. He did. He came over

to the house. We were hanging out. We were drinking, smoking cigars, right? And I think that loosened up something in my mouth. And so I drunkenly was brushing my teeth at. And so I drunkenly was brushing my teeth that. night in my bed. Like I was laying down in my bed brushing my teeth because I was gone. So I was laying down and so then I started chewing on my toothbrush in my bed because the bristles felt good on my gums. And I was chewing on my teeth. I was chewing on my toothbrush and all of a sudden something popped behind my teeth in the front on the bottom. My front bottom teeth something popped behind it. Now behind that I have a permanent retainer. It's a big wire. back there. And so I was like, oh no, my permanent retainer broke. So I felt with my tongue behind

the permanent retainer and the permanent retainer was there. But behind one of the teeth, there was a gap. So it was like, everything felt normal, a gap. And then everything felt normal. And I was like, did I lose a tooth? And so I went in the mirror and my tooth was still there. So I was like, what is that? Why is there a gap between my teeth? Only in the back. You got me checking mine now. And I looked down in the mirror like this and there's a hole back there. And I go, what is that? I literally, I said, what happened? I'm so confused.

And I go, and I spit out whatever that hard substance was. And it looked like a tooth. It was white, black, and it was hard, like really hard, like a bone. I was like, what is this? So I put my finger back there and I started scraping and picking. I was trying to get the... Oh my god, scraping and picking. Yeah, so I was trying to get the other side.

I was going like this, but it wasn't moving. It was like hard as a bone. It's still in there? And it broke off my fingernails. That's how hard it was. And so I was going so hard that there was a copious amount of blood just coming out. My mouth. I'm getting itchy.

I'm getting itchy. And so I go, and then I started scraping a little more off and it's... Man, it's scraping. Oh my God, dude. It started getting it. rigid back there. It was like if you saw a mountain right and you hit it and it's all cracked up. And so that's what I was back there. And so I was starting to run my tongue to the back and now my tongue is getting cut up because that's how hard it was. And so I go something's not right.

So I go to, I book a dentist appointment the next day and I go to the dentist, right? I go to the dentist and this is where shit gets weird, right? Oh no, no. As I'm in the dentist office, I'm laying down and I tell them what's going on. And I said, there's something back there that's all broken up and rigid and it's cutting up my tongue. And they go, when's the last time you've been to the dentist? I say, 10 years ago. And that's exactly the reaction. And so this dentist was weird, though.

Oh, I went to your mouth like this. Let's take a look. And so I was laying down the dentist. It was really weird. Like, everybody was a child there. And there was a TV in front of me and a TV on the ceiling. So I was like, okay, whatever. Like the workers were young.

Not like the patrons were children, the workers were young. Yeah. There's a TV in front of me and a TV on the ceiling. So I laid out and I'm looking at the TV. Now it's just me and the dentist and she's going through giving me a gum check, right? She's checking my gum, making sure I have no cancer. She's like, dear God, Mr. Hardman. Yeah.

And so she turns on Netflix or some streaming service. She turns on a streaming service. And what they decide to play is a 2008 Louis C.K. special called Chewed Up. Now we get to about the 17 minute mark We get to the 17 minute mark of this special Right, I'm in a dentist office Yeah publicly Yeah, right? And so you know dentist office

The door isn't closed It's kind of just like you can rooms But it's open concept So everybody can hear everything Yeah I want you to hear what happened At the 17 minute mark Of this Louis CK special

Now we're gonna have to cut this out of the episode Yeah we are But you cut it back at his reaction Oh This is in the dentist? What the f***? Dennis did you go to? You're like, oh, are we here?

Louis C.K. is going, Nek, n, I'm like, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Turn it off. Let me out. You turn out. I'm not to say the worst joke ever. You go, oh, over here.

You look, all the workers are in clans. Ardenklanities and the doors are now shut and so I'm like, I'm so uncomfortable but then, and by the way, they're not reacting to what's going on. Oh, they're inside every day. Oh my God. Oh, God. You need to move. And so anyway, I'm going, I'm going through my dentist appointment.

And now they start to get to the part where it's all cut up behind my mouth. And I'm still trying to figure out what's going on. So they, they're like, oh, okay, Mr. Hardin. And they sit me back up and they go, basically, that's 10. years worth of plaque buildup. I got goosebumps on back my neck. I got good. I just got good. I have goosebumps that's been cocked over your permanent retainer. Oh, your way. No, no, no, they did not use the purpose that's been caulked. And so basically they said we have to, we have to, we have to go in there and dig it out.

They had to numb my ghost. Oh my God, dude. Until I said, check. Like a big guy. Yeah. Tint, Peyton. Dude. 10 years worth of black caulked behind my permanent retainer.

So it grew over the, yeah, the wire. So obviously my permanent. So my tongue's gotten used to just feeling that back there. I thought that was my teeth the whole time. It was so thick. It was like I had two teeth back there is what they told me. Oh, my. God, that could have been the origin of the CH Lisp.

Yeah, I think so. That could be the reason you... Oh my God, your real list the whole time has been a you! Yeah. But the double tooth, the double tooth fiasco has caused the C.H. And so basically they took it out, they took all that out and it was like, I've never felt my tongue go that deep into my teeth. You felt like your tongue was like... Yeah, it was crazy.

But with that being said, that wire back there is so sharp because it's just been culked over... Yeah. And they cleaned it off. So I've been cutting my tongue on that permanent attainment that's... past week. So now I have wax that I put back there. So if I have a little bit of a lisp, that's, that's what happened. Buddy. Oh, I've been going through. Ten, I want you to think about a decade, bro. A decade. You've had that plaque's been building since LeBron brought Cleveland their championship. Yeah. Think about that. Yeah. He's now on the Sixers. That plaque is, that plaque's

been building since you were a junior in high school. I was in high school, yeah. Peyton. It's kind of disheartening because you've been with me through everything. I've been, I have not known you. No, I'm talking about the plaque's been with me

through everything. It's been with, this plaque's been with me longer than you've been with me. And I haven't known you without the plaque. No, this is, that plaque's your best friend.

Dude, I woke up today? My spot. I woke up today, breath fresh. Oh my God. Yeah. And I was like, oh, wow. The fact that it,

now I'm, I'm genuine, I don't have a permanent retainer. Yeah. The fact that it built up so much in one of those crevices that it, think about this. It's not one crevices, it was all these teeth. It was these from K9 to K9.

It was all here. It was under one two. It was all of them. Only one broke off. That's how I realized. Me. It was behind all of those teeth. K9 to K9. And I told y'all guys, I'm not trying to be gross. Like, I don't want y'all to embarrass me

and like make me feel bad about this. Because I'm being vulnerable. I'm trying. And it's, I am like I'm, I feel the presence of the Lord right now. Like that I'm being called not to bring you down because this is incredible. And they said it's very common that there's plaque buildup. They said not to that degree. Yeah.

But they said because it's hard to, they said the, the science behind these permanent retainers is very old. They need to come up with something new because it is very hard to floss by there. Yeah. Now, I can see that. I can see that. You have to get a whole mechanism to loop it under and do it. I'm not doing it. I'm still not doing it.

And I kind of miss my plaque because I'm not cut. I wasn't cutting my tongue at least. So right now, when you do this number, what does it feel like? Oh, it's the wax. Imagine you put gum back there. Yeah, no, I've had wax. Yeah. I'm saying, did you do that before they waxed you at all?

Did you get one good feel of your actual teeth? Yeah, it cut. It hurt. It was so deep. It was weird. I was like, God, leave my teeth are thin. But my gum health, they said, average. We'll take that.

We'll take that. They no sides of gingivitis, no, hermitosis, none of that. They did recommend a root canal in the back left. But I'm not doing it. Root canals, you shouldn't do. You need to do it. No, they said root canals are, you shouldn't do it because it releases some form of bacteria that can, like, kill you. They shouldn't do it.

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the description to download the app and have the code automatically added to your account so you can use it later. Thank you, Seat Geek. Now on to the rest of the episode. And I have a conspiracy theory I have a conspiracy theory about the dentist Can I say this? I'm never going to the dentist ever again You just told me that you went to a dentist That literally strapped you to a chair

And played something that was screaming the N-word Yeah You should never go to that dentist ever No, I'm never going to a dentist again And now do not get offended when I say this And don't take this as medical advice But I think dentists are scams Ooh

I went to the dentist for the first time in 10 years I've never had tooth pain ever Yeah. Literally ever. Oh, you left with some pain. Doc! They were in my mouth, right? And they started scrubbing and picking, and they were like, yeah, you might need a root canal

on the back left. And I was like, really? I don't feel like I should. And they were like, yeah, your cavity is getting real close to the nerve. And I was like, I don't feel anything, so I'm not going to do it. They do my cleaning, literally an hour after my cleaning, the throbbing pain in that back left. And then, like, throughout these whole days when I eat something, that back left. It's hurting now.

Yes. Oh, dude, they're scams. You cannot tell me that the-Big Pharma. It is. The dentist, they literally are like, oh, this could be bad. I'm going to scrub it down a little more to get to that point where he gets pain and he has to come in. Exactly. Oh, my God.

Now, this is hearsay. This is a hearsay. This is a theory. This is not illegal. This is not a fact. This is just hearsay. This is our platform. We're going to say that.

Do you think I have basis? I believe you. I definitely think you have basis. Bro, because how could I not have pain for 10 years? Now it's okay, but it is like... It's not placebo either because I don't want pain. It's not placebo. Oh, no, you're the furthest person that wants pain.

If someone coughs around you, you go, hey, I can't see you. 100%. We have to reschedule. You, now your basis, there's two sides. Our side, yes, it feels like a scam. Their side, if they know, like, you might not be feeling that pain back there because of the buildup. So you came in to get rid of the buildup.

If they get rid of the buildup, and then that exposes the pain. But there was no buildup back here. But you don't know. They would have said there's buildup. No, they could have just took it out for you. Like, if you go to get a cleaning, they're going to take that little scrape tool

and get all the plaque in between stuff. Yeah. So that's what I'm saying. It could be like that, but that's still, it's not scammy, but it's probably... I'm going to get it pulled before I get a root canal. It's a back left. I'm just going to get it pulled.

Like, it's a very, very bad. Please don't do that. Why? Now, now this might be. No, it's not one of those situations. Are you smile and see it? No, no, no. Look, when I smile, you've never seen my back left.

Like, no, never, yeah. You still can't see it. Dude, but I love people to death. It's some older people. They get some, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, this way?

Perfect, perfectly. They turn their head. I mean, it's just a, I know a guy that has never smiles without putting his hand in front of the face. He's like, oh, that's crazy. He goes, oh, that's nuts, bro. That's nuts.

Yeah, and I'm getting veneer so it doesn't matter. Yeah, and dude, back to that, like, okay, was there any positive on the dentist? We can't have this whole, like, no, last question, was there any positive from the dentist? No. Well, you didn't like how your teeth felt out. Now, I know the bottom had pain, but like the rest of the cleaning, you didn't feel good. A lot of the yellow that was there is gone. Yeah.

See? But I can just go get a Japanese whitening strip off TikTok shop. All right, yeah. Okay, now I'm glad, first off, I'm glad you're still with us. Yeah. I'm glad they didn't release the bacteria that just took you. straight to the underworld. Yeah.

I'm not getting it. Why would I go to heaven? I'm going to heaven, bro. Yes, you are. I'm sorry for putting that on your chair. That's crazy. I said the underworld. That's crazy.

But that is disgusting. That's disgusting. That's disgusting. I had something nowhere near that gross, but very gross happened to me this past week. So regular morning, wake up, I hear the monitor, Malachi is awake. He's just hoot and hollering.

I'm like, all right, bet. down, I go get Malachi. The second I walk into his room, I go, oh God. Yeah. What is that? What is that? Oh, you're shit. So then I look at the crib.

My son is standing, holding onto the crib, waiting for me to enter his room, holding an empty bottle, butt naked from waist down. Winnie the poo in it. He took, he unzipped his sleep sack, took off his pants, pajamas. took off his diaper than shit standing up in his crib sounds like some dad's stuff right there

and I literally was so taken back that I froze I was looking at him I was like yeah analyzing I said that's a turd he took all that off

he took all that off I was like oh my god and then he looks at me and the first thing normally it's always one of two things one of three things he says baba because he's holding this empty baba

and he's chunky He wants some more. He says, Mama or Dadda. Yeah. He looks right at me. He goes, poo-poo. And he said poo-poo. And there's a turd sitting behind.

It decimated the Woody. Yeah. There's a Woody stuffed toy. Oh, not Woody. Oh, he's gone. Oh, man, he loved that thing. Through them in the trash, so quick. Oh, man.

Room smelled like he immediately got. He's never had a bath at 9 a. Yeah. He's never had a bath at 9 a night. Yeah, it's concerned. I picked him up, put him right in the bath. Oh, no, he has nighttime baths. Nighttime baths and daytime baths.

put him in the bath and I was just, I literally was so mind-blunk. Yeah. That's like, that's like three FAA. It's like inmate. Yeah, he took off the sleep sack, yeah. The pants, then his draws. Yeah. He said, and then he just went, and then the second he sees me, goes, pooh-pooh.

Hey, and I literally said, you're about to get potty trained. That's what I was telling you. I literally called you the day. I said, brother, I think it's time. He's getting close. He's advanced enough and he's smart enough. He's doing that because he doesn't like the feeling of being in his pants. Exactly.

So he wants me, that's a sign. And he's ready. He's early on, but he should do it. Dude, but that's, oh, my God. It's like, oh, dude. That's almost a mile so. You should be proud of him. That's a whole other thing, though.

Now, you got to party training before he comes to my house, because if he does that in my house, he's going to stay in that room until he figures out how to clean it. No, he's not. You're not holding my kid ransom. It's a bit. He doesn't. Sarah,

your nephew. Oh, Sarah would do it. Sarah would clean up like that. She'd be like, oh my God, it's okay, sweetheart. I would literally go like this. I'd be, f***. Close that door God, I f***ed it

Oh, it smelled I bet it did Oh my God, dude It was so bad I have to train him though Okay, I know we're young Do you, were you ever shown Pictures or videos

Or were you ever told by your parents How you were potty trained? No I had like the little Squatopati thing That little like the little plastic one And I was just in the living room Okay

You know what I mean It just kind of taught you To go sit down on that day That's fine Yeah I meant to say more of urinal. Like, what was the process? Oh, like, what was the process of learning

how to be in a journal? Because I have seen just, I mean, the most outlandish ever. The first time I went to a urinal, I sat in it. And I was so confused. I was like, why? I was like, my back sweat.

No, I was just like, why is the poop in my butt? Oh, my God. Dude, dude, dude. You were raised just different, man. Well, no, because I wanted to figure it out. Well, because I liked. I didn't like being entrapped in the stall.

Like I knew you could do number two in the stall. Like I wasn't dumb. Yeah. But I was like, oh, this is closer. It's open. And I was like, why not? The concept seems so inviting. Exactly.

I didn't know the social dynamic of it. Like I'll jump up into it. And I'm just, just butt naked. There's like a little kid just two. People walking in. It's like, oh, dude. Now, I have seen that.

Yeah. I have seen that. But okay. I do talk to me in the urinal the other day. He was a fan. Man, dude, packing crazy. Because he turned around a little bit, and he like, because I was,

we were using it by each other, and then I walked to go wash my hands, and then he was like, Payton, what's up, bro? Big fan. I turned around, and I go, I see you, bro. He goes, yeah, we actually met before. And I was, dude, I was like,

damn you knees, cuss. I was like, oh, shout out to you. My. You know, I'm not going to lie to one time. Peripheral is a son of a. Yeah, yeah. You know the flick at the end? Yeah, yeah.

You finished peeing and you flit one time I saw him. I say, God. I mean, there's shadows. Like, it was changing the lighting in the room. Do you close your eyes at the urinal? What? I feel like at some urinals you've got to close your eyes because I can't help but look at your penis.

Like, you know what I mean? It's like, I can't help but doing it. Because we're already tall. And it's like, I don't want to. Like, I have no interest in it. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, I've never felt more. I have never felt more inclined, like,

touched from the devil than a urinal. Yes. Oh, dude. Oh, he's right over. Oh, grab it. Look at her. Take it from him. I'm like, no, no.

Dog dead. No, I'm not going to watch. I know some of y'all are like watching with your wives or your girlfriends or whatever. Stop being weird. You know like it's like an, it's like a car crash. No. When you're sitting or standing out of urinal right and you're doing your thing and you see somebody come next to you, there's a like human nature aspect of like I, my eyes are drifting that way.

Yes, and you don't even want to. You don't want to. You don't even know you're doing it. You're just like, ah, yeah. Like, bro, no. It's like, it's like, it's like, no, no, no, he's sitting there. I said, I've gotten to a point where, like, I've tested out different theories. I look at the sky, do I look straight down?

Even when I look straight down, I can still hit here. But if I'm like this, I can't. Or I just close my eyes. But then I feel like I could get attacked. Closing your eyes makes you, you can't do that. Why? Can I do that? What do you do to prevent looking at penises?

Dead straight. Really? Dead straight. And it's like a fight of, like, willpower. I'm just like. See, I can't do that. Or I just look down on my own. Honestly, I do that a lot too. I like interrogate my own penis in my peanut urinal.

See, if I look down, sometimes the hair is longer than the shabs. So I'm like, oh, man, this is disheartening. It's not always a good sight. No, sometimes I'm like, bro, wake up. Come on. I'm like, you see who's next to you? I go, what the hell is that thing? It's like, come on, you don't want to get picked on?

Come on. But no, that's my number one go to 100% is just look at my own. Yeah. Full blown interrogation. Looking at it, making sure. Oh, that's a new bump. Oh, wow, man. Jesus Christ.

I just wanted to keep a good. Wow. Also, I'm not going to say this. Any restaurant, place of business, any brick and mortar building. Yeah. If you willingly don't put the sidewalls that cost you all in terms of your whole operation. If you don't give us the brief privacy and you intentionally just go, urinal, urinal, you're weird. You're creepy.

Your management has a kink. And I will die behind that. I think it's unethical to fart out of urinal. Oh, dude, that I'm the most unethical, sinful creature you've ever met. Dude, I fart at urinals when strangers are right next to- I know, I know you do. I think it's unethical. I think farting's for the stall.

No, no. Anything coming out of the rectal region is for the stall. If I release the penile gland and there's something coming out of there, I mean, it's like, they're just one and they're one in the same. Yes, it's a symbiotic relationship for sure. It's like a nice draft through the whole house. We got to open up the back door, open up the front. Yeah, you got a shotgun house.

You open the front, you can see the back door. There we go. A hundred percent. I'm sitting there like this. Dude, no, okay, let's keep it on boy talk real quick. You pissing and farting, letting, oh my God, best believe you're on a date or something. Yeah, oh my god, you finally split from her. You hit that bathroom.

Oh my god. Did you pee, you let out six farts? Oh my god, spend of 40 seconds you'll be sitting that. Oh, wow. Oh, dude, it's euphoria. It's the best feeling ever, but I'm just saying I think it's unethical to fart at a stall, at a urinal. You should only fart in the stall. Like, I've been in like a club,

bathroom before and I've been out of urinal piss and I was like I got to fart and I've just walked an open stall farted and came back out I don't mind peeing in open stalls no that's fine too that's fine too but I will fart wherever yeah you are in the club you oh same yeah don't stop tell you I'm just in that pooping on all you oh dude I wonder what women think when they watch this I think is it's it like an insight to our life or they disgusted it's no oh no they're taking this they're going right to the back pocket yeah you think so I've taken this to their men as soon as he gets home from work oh babe i want to watch episode she goes let's talk about something first i saw somebody tag me in a story of them like laying on the bed with their girl and they were

watching an episode and i was like i don't know if we're the pod for that because like we say a lot of weird there's but it but it also it's it's just an opportunity to come closer yeah true as a woman you now see some of our not necessarily insecurities but yeah we look at i would like to create some goodness we do look at i think we all look at This episode of the Uschinole podcast is brought to you by booking.com. Like I've said, multiple times throughout these past couple weeks, guys and girls, I've been having that pool of travel. I know that the summer is coming to an end,

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division. We're also with the division department. This is going to cause some oh talk to me some debates here at home for those of you are listening or watching and you could take it to your relationship or partner or whatever. I don't know if you've seen on TikTok, but there's this whole movement of girlfriends saying that they're not allowing their partners to play GTA 6 because it's cheating. Have you seen this?

They're saying playing a video game is cheating. Playing GTA 6 specifically is cheating. They're bat-jee crazy. You think so? 100%. And there's like serious videos. It's not like rage bait videos. They're serious.

And it's like that famous guy that's like super swollen is his girlfriend and she was like doing a video sitting next to him and she was like my boyfriend is not playing gta six i just watched that trailer it is cheating because you have to maintain a relationship with somebody you have to text them to keep the relationship going you could go to strip clubs you can do all this and then she literally turned on her boyfriend she was like and he goes i'm not allowed to play it and then she was like no you can't i'm pre-order in the b i'm absolutely getting jesus i'm absolutely getting j T.A. 6. First off, that is a video game. I don't care. If he goes in, and you know what,

to someone on the street, pa, blah, blah, blah, does it make him a murderer in real life? I don't think so. It's a game. Do you think there's any validity to that? No, that's weird as hell. And then I would check the comments and then it was obviously some people, like, the girls being like, that's crazy or whatever, but there was a lot of women. I can see there being a lot of movement. Because first off, this, This is going to be the most graphically pleasing game that's ever been created. It's going to be beautiful. I'm so excited. It's ever been created.

And yes, you can go to strip clubs and you can see some booty. You can have intercourse. You can see, they added that. Well, like, the same way you could, and you get in the car and get your, you know what I mean? You can do that. You can do that. The car. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I said she's going crazy. If the whole car is. Do you think that's fair to not allow your partner to play GTA since? Absolutely not. I could see it. you're out of your mind. No, I'm not gonna lie. If Sarah said, oh my God.

No, Sarah would never. No, no, no, no. I could see Liv saying it before Sarah. Oh, no, not that. Yeah. If Sarah gets GTS GTA-6. Yeah. And she makes a female character.

And she's doing all the same things with the guy. There's a guy strip club. She's texting a guy. She's creating her way. I can see it in your eyes. I just saw your- I'm starting to feel them a little bit. I just saw your mood change.

So she's doing all that with the guy. She pulls up in her car to the guy. The guy comes out. But I would understand that I am crazy and insecure. If I were to be like that, and I think it's fine to have those rules in your relationship. That's fine. That's y'alls. But you also have to be like, I'm giving you these rules knowing I am crazy and I am insecure.

Now, it is your job if you want to be with somebody that's crazy and insecure. Exactly. And I would literally, like, say that exact same thing. If that was said to me, I would say, you're willing to get rid of us for a video game. And then they would go, if that's such a big thing, then why are you even getting? game. That's true. And then I'd be like, I have now realized that you are, you are crazy. Yeah. Or this insecurity is, is so past me. Yeah. I don't know what. Let me see your phone. I go, get me it. That does seem like you have, you're like, you're, you're,

you're tweaking about me having a relationship in a vid, in a non-real existence. I immediately start to question you. So let me try to get you to the side of these girls. Okay, you can try all you want. At what point of involvement in the video game, is it okay for your actual girlfriend to get involved with your GTA 6 girlfriend. Meaning, right, you're just playing the game regularly, like how Cam Kennedy will play it. You're going to try to maintain the relationship well so you can get, do good at the game, pass the game, finish the game, whatever, right? But what if it gets to a point where you're starting to be like, okay, babe, I got to go play

GTA 6 and I'm going to go text her? That's a problem. If you go, babe, I got to go text her back or I'm going to lose a game. Yeah, that's a problem. Do you think it's a problem, but you're also doing the same thing? No, I think that's a problem But I don't think it's GTA dependent I think at any point in real life

If I'm eating dinner with my wife And I go, I have to go run a game in the park Yeah, I literally have to That's, there's your problem It has nothing to do with GTA 6 The girls are gravitating towards GTA 6 Because there's a fake Video Game girlfriend

To me, if I want to go play A Game of College Duty that bad, 2K Any game you can think of, Minecraft If I'm leaving my real life When it's happening to go do it, that's the problem Has nothing to do because there's some animated in my face in GTA. That's a part of the game. Well, so do you-

If guys are getting to the point, I need to go text to my girl, babe. Give me a second. And they dip. You're a freak. You're a weirdo. Do you think it is cheating to go to a strip club in GTA-6? Hell no. Do you think it's cheating to go to a strip club in real life?

Ha. Now that depends on the relationship. On the relationship. Okay. 100%. If in your relationship, if in your relationship, it is not, If in your relationship it's not okay to go to a real strip club, why do you think it's okay to go to a GTA 6 strip club? Because it's not real.

It's the same thing as it's not. Payton, look at me. And I know you're the voice of reason right now for these women. It's not real. But it's not okay for me. It's not okay for me to kill someone in real life. Yeah. But I do it every night in search and destroy.

And that doesn't make me a murderer. But it doesn't depict a naked woman though. It's not okay for me to go to go to a street. strip club in real life or to go have a relationship with someone else. This isn't real. Okay. So let me further it then. Okay.

I like this. You feel like you're making a case. Isn't that the same thing, though, of being like in your relationship, it's not okay to watch corn. Okay. But you can go to a strip club in GTA6. Is that not the same thing? Because it's not real.

Like it's not real people in front of you. It's on a screen. Yeah. If you start whacking and. Beating to GTA 6. Sell your PlayStation! You need help! You need help!

This is so much bigger than you versus your girl. You versus video game. You need to see someone. Like, you need to speak to others. If you're beating to that, that's when it's real. The corn's not real, but the thing you do to your body is.

Okay, okay. So that's when you build that little mental disconnect. So what if it's... If you're just playing the game, you dip to the strip club, and you dip out, and then you go back to... picking people's pockets and setting up your little lookout spot in GTA.

Okay, what if going to a strip club and GTA 6 is an optional part of the game? You don't have to do it to achieve the goal of the game. I'm running through that. I'm going into the strip club. Why? I'm buying the strip club because it's my fias. And it's GTA. The game's called Grand Theft Auto, not Saints and Nurses.

It's grand the game is steal your car. It's a good conversation. That's a great conversation that holds zero weight. Speaking of things that are not real, on the internet but Duke do cause real things do you know we're on wiki feet what the is wiki feet as in feet no one wants to see my foot no there's pictures of my feet on wiki feet what is wiki feet they're graded yeah it's like it basically my gym minton oh that if that is a gym in 10 we are all i was told we are on wiki feet which is basically a website

for like people that are like into that and do they go on this. It's a forum where you grade celebrities' feet and like you talk about what you would do to the feet. So wait, don't look it up. I mean, look it up for you. Oh my God. The collaborative celebrity foot website is the name of it. So I just looked up mine. Okay.

This is the first time I've ever heard of this. And just hearing it, wiki feet, Wikipedia of feet is what I'm thinking. Yes. It's just a big forum for footpits. Yes. Dude, people, I mean... And so, I mean, wow. I'm looking at mine right now.

If you turn the phone and it's a picture of your foot on this one. There's currently... I'm looking at page one of one. There's videos too. How do they have these? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, sixteen. Pictures of my feet on there.

And it's, I have a five out of five score with a rate of gorps. gorgeous feet. Please let me see. Let me look up yours. Let's see what Cam got. This is a real thing. Paidon, the world needs God. This play. Oh, here you are. Oh, you got a 4.9. That's fine. If I got knocked 0.1 points. But they got all your information. And I have a game. What do you mean my information? My information. Speak quickly. On it's, you can, on the forum, it has birthday, birthday, birthday, birthplace height and shoe size. Mine was N A on all of them. It has yours. Your birthday. Why the f*** you didn't know where I was born and when I was born from my footpicks?

And it has your shoe size on here. Wow. I mean, this is really getting active on yours. Oh no. There's videos on yours. I'm good. But yeah. How do people have video of my feet? I think it's just like from videos like on here like where we've shown them and they like screen record them and they just like a discord about it. And you know, and this is this one brings like this one comes on mind. What do you get out of that? What do you get out of that? I can tell you what they get out of you. Don't do that... People, oh man, well... This... Mm. I'm just happy I have a five star. Hey, look at me, boys!

I have a 4.9. I have a 4.9. I have an infected walking dead zombie toe. I have no respect for themselves. I should have a 2.5. Don't king shame. No, I'm not king shame. And I'm saying, what do you get from uploading it to that forum?

They can all look at it? And first off, can I sue them? No, it's public. There's public pictures. That is public. We put it out. Yeah. And my birthday. It's all public.

As soon as I say, WikiFeed people, this is your PSA. As soon as I see a piece of private information that lands on your forum because you're about to get a new subscriber. You're going to subscribe to your own WikiFeed?

Well, it's of me. I want to boost the algo. You're like, if it's going to be up there, I might as well, I might as well get that last point one. I need to get to five stars. I can't let you be at five stars.

If I find a piece of private information that's going to your forum, I'm suing you. I'm putting that out there right now, wiki feet. But I'm going to check the picks later. Now, I have a question for you. I was thinking about this.

You touched on earlier. Our women were gone. They're now back. Yes. They'll be on the episode next week. If y'all want them. Leave it in the comments right now. Do you want our girls to be on next week's episode?

I think so. Maybe we do a full episode with them. Do we do a half episode with them? In the comments right now, put what you want. What do you have for me, buddy? Now, so we're just sitting there talking, right? Who? Me, my mom, my dad.

We're just sitting there talking. It was the day that Liv was coming back. And my dad brought up something. He was like, man, you ever just sat there and just thought about a cruise ship? And I was like, yeah. It's crazy. I was like, I have it. It is kind of wild.

And he said, water displacement by how do those things stay above the water? I think I've brought this up before. And I literally said, that's a great point. I like, that is a, there's enough to have a like a city. on a ship. And now I know, no, no, no, no, now I know. But then I took it a step further, and I thought about aircraft carriers.

Okay, I don't know what that is. Like the, like, the military things that, like, have, like, planes and, like, the fighter jets on the aircraft carrier. Oh, so airplanes that carry airplanes? No. Boats, they carry airplanes. Oh. Like, the ones where they take off from the water?

Oh, like, Navy boats. Yeah. Yeah. But they have, like, jets on them. All the jets parks, they're huge. Yeah, they're massive. Genuinely, like. How?

Now you've joined my side, bro. No, no, no. And it is, it's a full circle moment. And I'll give you your props and a kiss. There's your kiss. Oh, on your period. On Wiki feet. Yeah.

Ooh, there's the new picture. They go, oh my God, Wikifetee collaboration. What were you asking? Full circle. Now, I don't know anyone else better in my life to come to with these questions. Okay. How the fuck does that make sense? What?

Cruise ships, aircraft carriers, you kind of broke down the weird mystery of movie theaters of pool tables. I've said this before. You have helped me through a lot of things, but let's try to get one more. I've said this. There's a viral video of me talking about this. No, I don't know. From three years ago and you were ridiculing me. You talked about it. And maybe I'm finally coming to see the light. It doesn't make sense. Everyone does with you. It doesn't make sense. It's a 50,000 ton piece of metal and concrete that is floating. And that it's, I, okay, hold on. What are you looking up over there? How much it weighs? Yeah, how much does it weigh? How much does it weigh? How much does a cruise shipway anywhere from 50 to a hundred and twenty thousand tons that

makes a hundred and twenty thousand tons that's a hundred and twenty thousand elephants that are floating in the ocean think about that and honestly if you go on a cruise ship and you believe in God you're going to hell like is like that's like that is witchcraft that is on that boat like let me be honest let me be honest There's nothing biblical about those boats. There's no biblical boats. I've been on a cruise ship and I have a spot in my father's...

Oh, sorry, my father's 10. Oh, sorry. He's all forgiving, so you better pray. But I'm saying our girls were just on a cruise ship and they were taking videos. There was nightclubs. There was casinos. There's pools in that.

There was pools. There was gyms. There was a nail salon. There was a basketball court. There was shopping. There's 20 places to eat. And every room looked like a hotel room. And they were across the Atlantic.

Piss on my grave. There's no shot that you think there's... You cannot fathom how that works. You cannot fathom how that works. I thought for a second it would make sense if there was spaceship jets under... Because that's the only thing that makes sense. You can't say there's little rowers under there. They're going like this, right?

There's just like mechanical rowers. They have big propellers. Dude, honestly, honestly, I don't care how you're getting the bitch to go. No. How are you getting it to float? That's the thing. I don't care. I can get propeller.

I've seen it on a little tugboat. I've seen that. Yeah. Bring it on home, John Bee. What'd you say? Bring it on home, John Bee. How are you getting 120,000? You're not.

Thousand- And that's just the boat. That's just the boat. Do you understand? That's 120,000. That is a hundred and twenty thousand tons. That's like putting this building. Yeah, exactly, that's the boat.

That's just the boat. Think about the people. You add another couple of three thousand, four thousand people, whatever the capacity is. You add all the food, all their luggage. All like all like this. It is unfathomable and I don't understand how you can shower on a cruise ship. I don't understand.

I don't understand how you can shower on a cruise ship. How do you don't understand? I don't get, where's that water coming from? Where is that water coming from? Is there a filtration from the ocean? No. They're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, you know. not blow hole, a hole sucking water up from the ocean

than give it to you. How do you do it? There's water on board. Same way you flush a toilet. Same way you do all that. How water do you think they get out on there? Probably a ton. There's cruise ships that go for years.

They don't. No, they don't. No, they don't. There's not year-long cruise ships? There's not year-long cruise ships? No. There's a year-long cruise ships? No.

There's a retirement home cruise ships. Bro, people die on them. Yeah, that's their last goodbye. Exactly. They go, I don't want to live here and die here with my kids. Take me. But first off, they go for months. They're very long.

But you understand how cruises work. Yes, you go on the water. You think people are out there just in the water for nine months. You dock places. Not all cruise ships. Not all cruise ships. There's cruise ships that you just set sail and you end up on one side of the world to the other side of the world. You don't stop.

Oh, you just get off? Yes, at the end. And what do you do? Backpack back to North Dakota? What do you mean? You think there's a cruise ship that can leave Miami. Yes. And go to Russia.

Yes. And then just say, bomb voyage. You go back. You just said you get off. Yes, you get off, explore Russia, and you get, you go back. Okay, I was about to spit on my something. But a nine-month cruise ship is not just sitting in the... Do you know, do you...

That would actually be remarkably hard. Yeah. For them to just stay in the water for nine months. That's what I'm saying. No, first off, it'd be impossible because they'd run out of fuel. But I'm talking about... There's fuel on those? I thought it was a rower system.

I guess they do need electricity. How do you get electricity on a cruise ship? Generators which run on fuel. Some run on like diesel. Same ways they have like the nuclear bunkers. So you're saying they took a cruise ship to 7-11. Jen, the diesel pump 12. When they get the ports, that's some of the reason why they need to do that.

So they can re-up on supplies, bring more food on, get more fuel, all these things, bub. That makes no sense to me. How does that not make sense? Your car, when your car runs out of gas. Where do you gotta go? You have to stop at a gas station. Exactly, but quickly, but quickly, if you're on a six-month cruise, how can you get that much electricity out of this? It's quickly because you're tank. First off, you charge, but a tank holds 20 gallons of gas.

There's a casino in that. You know how much electricity, a casino goes through alone? Exactly, and then there are people in their cabins. There could be solar. There could be some solar on it too, multiple. They could have some wind turbines. Yeah, there could. I don't know.

You don't know how generators work though. I don't know how cruises work. I don't know. I don't understand. It's witchcraft. The more I think it might be voodoo. It might be from the occult. Yeah.

Whoever may, oh my God, we should look that up. Not right now, but off camera, we should look up. The inventor of the cruise ship. Yeah. I guarantee you they're a part of the occult. The what cult? The occult. What's that?

Witches, voodoo. Bad, nasty. Ooh. I'll never go on a cruise, by the way. Every time Sarah and Livor, we'll talk about cruises more next week when they come. But I'll net, like, generally nothing about that seemed fun of me. Do you understand? in the phone call I had with them.

They, Liv called me the day before they were taking off the Lent. And Sarah's in the background. I go, oh, so glad you had a fun time. Like, think about it. That's your last sleep and then you're coming back home. And Liv goes, we absolutely have to do this. Like the four of us. And Sarah was like, yeah, I'm pretty sure I could get patent.

I literally, this is how you should know that I love you. I literally said, you do understand there's a zero percent chance. There's no shot that happened. Yeah. And Sarah, I love you to death. You hold a big piece of pain's heart. You couldn't do a thing to get that man on a cruise for nine days. It would never happen.

It would never happen. It would never happen. There's nothing, the audience on the, like, this is sad and dark. Sarah goes, get on the cruise with us or we're done. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. You go. Yeah.

See you in a couple weeks. you'll come back oh my god that's funny um i think they're a scam i think cruise ships are a scam no now i will say this i will say this you said they're not biblical they are it is such a blast bro like if you ever come over the fear just let me know i'll get on your first one with you

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Now, I think everybody has seen this. You had to have. Dejaun Love, the guy who scammed all these women pertaining to be an NFL player, might be the most impressive man I've ever seen. Bro, in my exact first thought, I said, what the f***'s illegal about it? I said, what's illegal? No, it's very illegal. But how? Because he scammed these women.

He took $1.3 million. He told him he was for an investment, and then he took their money and blocked them. That's illegal. No, that part. Faking federal documents. That's illegal. That makes more sense, I guess.

But if I tell you, I play for the Mavericks, and you decide to give me free food because I play for it. This is a smaller scale. That's not what happened. Smaller scale. You decide to give me a tattoo, cut my hair, give me a dope charz art,

or give me a free plate of food. Because you think I'm a Dallas Maverick's. It's not. Exactly not. He got his hair braided. Okay, but it's, okay, you're jumping ahead here. I don't want to go into defending Dajon Love. I don't want to do that.

I'm not either, but I want to talk about how impressive this guy was. That's it. The level of manipulation this guy was going through. Dark arts. He, I have so many things I want to talk about he was doing. First of all, the amount of videos he was taking of himself daily and sending to these different women, the fact that he was able to create so many different storylines about himself, it should be an award by itself. That's remarkable.

So he was pretending to be an NFL player. And if you go to his Instagram or you look up any of the pictures, the way he was faking to be a 49ers player is basically he would carry around. You just hold the helmet. A game worn San Francisco 49ers helmet to everything. And then he would just have like literal like fan shop gear that you could buy. Yeah. That was like the tight dry fit. Yeah.

Like the doy and like some athletic shorts. The fact that he would carry around this helmet to Dave and Buster's to dinner. To dinner. He took it to, and I have a picture, he took this to get a hair appointment. He took his helmet to the hair appointment. We're going to put this DM up on the screen. What human being would ever, let alone an actual NFL play? Who the f f f f f would bring a helmet?

That's like us, we get like reached out to buy a steakhouse and we bring podcast mics. That's like we show up. Like that's insane behavior. That's insane behavior. That's like us walking around with this. It's glued to our head. So he, I'm here to buy a shirt and I'm just holding the mic. He sent, then we're going to pop this up on the screen.

He sent this DM to a hair braider. Hey. Yes. I'm sure you know me. That's, oh, dude. He is evil. This is an evil. I'll be in the DMV next week on business, and everybody told me Nadine's 24-7 braid shop is a spot.

I'm looking to get some permanent locks installed. I know I don't have much hair to work with, but I heard y'all can make anything happen. Don't even matter the price. I play for the 49ers, by the way, so I'll need security while, man. Oh, my God, requesting security, requesting security from this poor, poor Nadine. When you are a scam artist, oh, don't matter the price. Oh, dude. Requesting security because you're a fake NFL receiver is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life

And the crazy thing is I saw that DM and I was like oh it's hilarious and then I saw popped this up on the screen Then I saw this the picture they took after the hair appointment where he was in San Francisco 40 Oh dude and he had why are you bringing your helmet to get your hair braided people don't like the I'm talking the best of the best in the league yeah they don't even leave with their helmet they don't have it at home they don't have it stays in the facility. There's a guy. They don't need a helmet to sit on their living room couch. There's a guy that almost gets paid

six figures a year to take care of the equipment. Yeah, literally. And you're just walking around, like that's, and that, the part of humanity, and I genuinely mean this, it's sad.

Yeah. It's very sad, especially these other women. First off, stop throwing money at, oh, we're going to get to that next. Let's keep going into it was different scams. I think it's sad that people are naive enough

and gullible enough to just see that and run with it. But at the same time, bro, it's like we're in 2026. Do you understand it would literally be like this? He's like, oh, I'm playing for the 49ers. I'd be like, Dejan Love, San Francisco 49ers. No, you don't.

Well, I want to get to that later. I want to get to that later. I want to get to that later. But I want to keep talking about the funny shit he did. Before we get into his like, the victim blaming, because I'm going to get into the victim blaming after this. Oh, and it deserves. But he also, there's, he would like send video.

to these women he was talking to. There's a video I saw this morning of him where he was like, so instead of texting, he would like text through video. Yes. There's thousands of different videos of him out there, and every video is different. Like the fact that he was so smart,

in quotes, or creative, to come up with these different lies. Bro. He told this one girl, I'm a majority investor into four different Gucci stores. Dejean, I don't know his... I don't even know his name. Is that his real name? I think so. First off, how are you so smart to create 100 different story lives

and use your real name? I don't know, though. I don't know. That's insane. What do you mean you're a majority investor in four Gucci stores? Dude, oh my God. Oh, my God, that's so hard. There's another video I watch of him where he was like,

he was talking to the people that followed him on Instagram. He had like 10,000 followers. And he was talking to the people that followed him on Instagram. He was like, and he was in this drop top. and he would like make sure that his like Rolex was shown in the video he'd be like and like doing the video and he had his helmet he took his helmet off and put it no yeah he's in the car you're in a car with a helmet on not with you but on and then he would be like so i'm i'm gonna explain this to you because i know a lot of y'all don't understand how the NFL works

and how us pro guys do things and you know how we talk you know in NFL because you know we know the business and people that don't play don't, so we like to call y'all civilians. He was like so the difference between us and the civilians. He was talking like he just did 12 years in Afghanistan. Civilian? It was the difference between me and you insurgents. It's like, no, bro. Oh, dude, this man, this man.

I'm with you. Yeah. On the, I mean, a shortment of words. Manipulation, creativity, thought-out processes. It's almost like if you took all that and applied it to something legal and not fake, you'd probably make it. You're clearly creative.

And the last thing that I saw he did, I mean, he's done thousands of things, but one of the craziest things he did was his workout videos. Oh my God. That's the best part. He would post workout videos of him in his 49ers element on a beach, right, with his shirt off. and he was like running routes in the sand.

And it literally looked like eighth grade, like junior varsity, that's the best part. Route running. And that's, that's, and I'm so glad you said that. Because again, I know people are gullible and this can segue to it. I watched Payton, I watched the sand video. Yeah. For all of one second, I said, no.

I said, that's, that's never touched NFL grass. That's never touched. Actually, I think a real football field. That's never, that's never played. Never played at a high level football ever. And then he was doing drills and I'm like People are believing him? People believe him?

He was doing drills with the biggest shaynod ever Yeah, and was like doing back peddling drills with a ball in his hand. You don't need a back pedal with a ball in your hand. There's like there's nothing ever and now I want to get into the victim blaming. Because I feel bad for the victims 100% Oh a million percent. It's bro being scammed. That's what I'm saying. The more that we go in the world, unfortunately the easier it's gonna be for people to get scammed.

Yeah. Because that line of reality is just slowly getting blurred and blurred and blurred and blurred and blurred. And it's just so hard to tell. So I do feel bad, 100%. But I want to say, there are some people that need to take a class on life. No, and I, my God, dude, I love you and I, this will be about her for 30 seconds. My mother. Yeah.

My mother. She, she's a, she bought a Dajon love jersey. If she would have done, I would expel it for me, my mom. I'm like, you came from my mom. She taps, we're, this is when the girls are gone. I swear to God, I'm eating a meal one day. And she taps me. She's holding my mind.

She tasked me. She goes, you see that Luca's back on the Mavericks? And I, it just, my heart just dropped. I'm like, Mom,

no, he's not. You're lost. She goes, I saw it on Facebook. She said, why, why, but I know,

I know you're telling me it's fake, but I just don't know why people would do that. And I go, for this exact reason. Like, that's it.

There's, I want to explain something to the, to the poor people that got scammed. Now, I don't know if you've ever seen

a professional athlete. Especially a professional football player. There's a specific body type that goes with that. You have to be probably in the best shape in the world. Let's start with one word. Muscles. Overwhelming muscles. You see me, right? I don't play any sport competitively. We are not professional athletes. And these are regular arms. The same arms that Dejohn Love has. And let me tell you this. Now, maybe not even a professional athlete. A rich, person. If you ever talking to a rich guy, I'm going to tell you something. He's not going to ask you for money. Yeah. Dude, thank, bro. Thank you. That's, there's never going to be like an actual rich person. It's like, hey, if I get some money, that's not going to happen. And you know,

and I, I, I sat down. I sat down and I was thinking about this. I literally was like, I was trying to think about how I could, like, or what industry would this have to take place in to where me as an outsider, I could get scammed in this scenario. Like, actually me, still 28. Yeah. Because I was like, what you just said is perfect. I'm like, no fucking professional athlete is going to ask me for my money. Right.

No one would do that. Like, that doesn't happen. So I was trying to think I was like, what? Like, if this was actors, and I didn't understand the ends and out of Hollywood, could I believe someone was this fake actor, actress? And I was like, I just don't see myself falling for something like that. Yeah. With the technology and the, like, the resources we have.

insane. And I, and I, I, I, it, it, it hurts my heart that people do, but I'm just like, wow, bro. Yeah. And it's crazy. We're like, I know there's some top tier huzz out there. Oh, literally no, draft class, like where you went to college, where you went to high school, you're projected, like, like, salaries. Like, those are the top tier. You go to NBA game, I'm not going to tell you where they sit. Oh. But there's a specific section where all these people sit. Oh, we've seen them. And then normally they're there. And then sometimes there's a bus of them. Oh, my. Actually, I'm telling two.

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What's Badi's USA? Oh, it's the Zuse thing? Yes. Yeah. Their bus. This was two days ago. Why were they there? They had to have been passing through.

Passing through. Had to have been passed through. Like coming it out. I would not be surprised if right now. they were in Dallas or like Houston or something, but literally the best part was, I didn't even see it until my dad said it. We were driving back from Home Depot.

He goes, what the hell is Baddy's USA? I said, I was like, what the fuck did you say that? He goes, look that big bus. Yeah. And then I turned and look, sure. That's crazy. And I was just like, Natalie, what's your name Natalie Nunn?

I don't know much about that, yeah. But, yeah, thinking about that, I'm just like. It's sad, bro. I think we should do it. Not take any money from people, but I think we should run a thing where we pretend we're professional athletes. We pretend that we're in the NBA.

Payton, that can't happen. I think we could do it. Oh, I see what you're saying. Okay, more of real life? Yes. Okay, I was about to say, you understand we're, like, in the most humble way. I was like, we're already established on the internet.

Like, we can't just pretend we're a Dallas Maverick. I was like, this guy wasn't. That's why he can't. No, I think we could still fool large percentage of the internet that we're professional athletes. Oh, you throw a white and greener. on your punk to get a little shorter haircut, you are Tatum. Like, you're Jason Tatum.

Like, they have people, you know, I'm just saying like, but I'm saying people say that all the time already. Cam, I could confidently right now, pretend that I'm in the NBA. Yes. Like, I could go out. No, you definitely do. And I just go out in public and I wear like athletic gear. Like I could wear Dallas Mavericks head to toe.

Bro, not even big baggy pants, plain white T, your bag, you're good. Yes, I get and just walk a little slower. You're in the NBA. I literally, I literally. I think I could pretend that I'm in the NFL Ooh, tall You'd be a tall, lanky white

They don't know though They don't know, they don't know And that, dude, that's sad Like, holy shit, you just open up one I want to do it You just, no, no Why? Why?

I think I could fool some of your family that I'm in the NBA. Like some of your family that I'm not close with, like I could do it. I think I could go to an NBA practice and I wouldn't get suspected by the team.

By the team. the NBA players? I genuinely think so. I could fool an NBA team that I'm on your team. You, okay. Now, now, now, what do you think? You think you could, that's like, that's like someone else out there right now, shooting their own pod. I literally think, I think I could go into Yusinoos studios and, fain, and make them believe that I'm a part of their team. That's what you just said. No, it's different. No, it's not. You just said you could sneak into an NBA practice and you would fool the NBA team. Yes. That you are a part of their organization. Yes. Not that I'm a superstar player. I could be like your 16th guy. I just got put up from the G League

overseas. I could I could fool anybody. I genuinely think I am that good. I could do it. 100%. There's no way in the world. I could walk the Dallas. I can give you a cupcake store downtown. You walk in there. Hey, I play for the Grizzlies. We play here tomorrow night. I just want to show some luck. I got that. Yeah, you can do that all day. We're tall enough. You have the look, everything. You're not fooling an NBA team that you are a part of the organization. Yeah. If you said, if you said, I could sneak to the Trailblazers versus Mavericks,

like the pregame and walk the tunnels and the Mavericks would think I'm on a Trailblazers, you have more shot. You're literally saying I'm going to sneak into the Mavericks and then have the Mavericks believe that I'm a Maverick. Yes, for like an easy like shoot around day practice. I could, the Mavericks facility is literally, we could walk to it right now. It's right there. I could walk in there right now with their gear on and no one would suspect me.

You'd be held at gunpoint. before you got through. You're insane. You're insane. I'm better than Jaylon Love or Dejan Love, whatever the 49ers guy was. I'll give you that. I'm better than him. I could do that. I could do it. See when I saw his- Guess what? The only problem is he didn't go to the 49ers practice. Because he's not like me though. No, because he understands that's where the gig is up. Game is over. No. Is it bad that I saw Dejaun Love scam and I was like I could do better than that? Like that's what I want to do now. I want to go, I don't want to take money from people. I want to trick the facility. I could go to American Airlines Center

Right next to Kyrie Irving, and Kyrie Irving would be like, oh, you just came from G-Leak. 100%. I could stand next to Cooper Flag and he would think I'm gonna pass him the ball. I swear, I think I could do it. There is, that is, first off, I am,

I absolutely do not agree with you. Because I'm not too far away from NBA talent. Whoa! I'm not too far, I'm the same. What the f-the-f-f-cats out the bag, I'm good at basketball. Pets and Pah, oh, no, no. Yeah, good enough to get by to practice.

Yes, I am. I'm good enough to get by to practice. What the f- It's because you know me, bro. If you didn't know me, if you didn't know me and you just saw me out there like for a- Like I could hide it well enough. Bro, you're hating.

I'm not hating to the average person. You're better than five. I'm better than 99% of people. You're better than 98% of people, sure. That's crazy. But that's fine. I'm six foot seven. Human beings.

I'm better than 99% of basketball players on earth. If you ran two up and downs right now, you are gasping for air. See, that's what I'm saying. I'm too good of a skim. to do that. I wouldn't do that. Then you're not going to be on the court. I'm a two-way player, dog. They're barely putting me in drills. Exactly. They're going to throw you in there to guard and sweat like a stuck. I could guard an NBA player in a practice. What happens when the

balls going the other way? What happened? I'm just, they just do all-time defense. Bro? All-time defense. Oh, was this sixth grade football in the street? I could go in there. I could go in there. They think I'm on a two-way, right? I go in there. I play defense for a little bit. Oops, twisted my ankle. I'm out of practice, but I'm still in the practice. I'm on the team, bro. Give me gear. I could do it. If you did that, first off, We need to get provisions. We need to talk. We need to talk to them.

We know people that are in the Dallas Mavericks. We literally know people that work there. We need to talk to them. No, no, no, I'm not. We need to set it up. Yeah. Like they need to be a part of it. The staff, not the team.

Yeah. To where they give you the proper gear. Like, because we can't because the players know us. Yeah. Derek Lively would be like, what are you doing? Oh, oh, we just said, okay, we have to hit Derek Livelyle. We have to tell Derek. We have to tell Derek to not say anything.

Yeah. of that, we can only assume that there's some other... Well, you have the most viral Cooper flag at it now, so he probably knows us too. That's fucking, man. Okay, it can't be our home team. But it should. I don't know.

I could scam. Maybe like a positional workout. Like we set it up, you come into like a wings only workout. Yeah. I didn't know they had those. Oh, dude, they have solo workouts all the time. But like, it'll be like, huh? I knew that.

Yeah, it'll be like two people, same position. Same position group. I'm saying where I could do it. And, but I'm saying we record. Like, if we get permission and everything, we plant cameras, that'd be a fantastic video. You actually on the court, you're wearing the sleekest little Mike ever.

Oh, that'd be dope, bro. So in my heart, in my heart of hearts, no trolling, I could get away with it for one day. And no one would suspect me. 100%. In my heart of hearts, I love you to death. No trolling and no exaggeration. You'd be caught in seven minutes. That's crazy.

Entering the door, seven minutes goes by until they go, who the fuck is that? I'm not kidding either. I'm so sure. Unconfidently, I could get away with it for a week. I, oh. I almost think the height is hindering you more. Why? I think if you were 5 foot 4 to 5 foot 10.

They would think I'm a ball boy. Exactly. I don't. That's too easy. It sounds rude. You'd be, it'd just be like, oh, they would just look right over you. That's too easy. You walking in there looking eye to eye with these players. They're going to be like, who is this guy, never seen him.

We never got anything heard from that he's coming up. We never got told. We already have 15 guys. No one got cut. We don't have an extra spot. Why would another two way be up here? See, I don't want to be a ball boy, though. I'm on the 10.

Oh my God, I love your heart. I love your heart boy. Let me know in the comments if you think I'd be able to do it. Let me know if we can do this. That'd be some sick- Hit us up Dallas Mavs. Derek Lively, go go-go-go-go-go-go help us out. Get us out of your-boy-out. The greatest video ever.

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They said I have Average gums My tooth health is okay For somebody who hasn't been in the dentist in 10 years I don't bleed Whenever I brush anymore It's good I'm good

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