You Should Know Podcast - TESTING THE WORLD'S STRANGEST JOBS! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: October 12, 2026

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Here's an old podcast, episode 2.30, and we got Cahos Cab back in the studio. Round of applause. Please, dude, why can't I remember it? That was good. No, you killed it. That was good. That was the right.

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fill that out, get your good, karma. We had a slobber knocker. Oh my God. You triple H. Mut-H, you can, you nasty, big smelly monster. Dude, he's sold the This is the best.

Oh, oh, do we hit it? Oh, I'm itching. Please let me hit it. No, please don't. No, seriously. You can't sing. I know you want to sing it, but you can't. Like three seconds.

Copywritten. No, we'll do it on the Patreon exclusive. Can we look at this around us real quick? Spooky. Look at that wide camera. Look at that spookiness. We have spookiness in the studio. Now, this is the last,

I almost said Christmas. You know what was this? You said, this is the last Christmas. It's the last Halloween in the studio in this one. But we haven't fully gone to the T with the studio yet. As we get closer to Halloween, we'll build more. It's a progressional system. Progressional system.

Yes, I got, we have bats behind us. We got a couple, we got a couple of red-faced bats. I don't know, it's given spiritual. Those bats are giving a little vood. They're a little demonic. Yeah, I don't like the bats. I got a pillow here. I got a pillow here.

Yes. And we have our third. co-host, welcome the new co-host he made his debut last year, and he came back for another year. Freaky McJangle spooker. Oh, be careful. We might have to put that one under review. Check the cameras on that one. I don't know if that's okay. Official review. No, but we got him. His spook back, nasty fingers. Dude, I'm beautiful. So I have a spider on my mic stand. And it, I don't know it moves without you touching it. I've seen it a couple times on. I wasn't going to say anything, but I can't. It's moving. I don't understand people's affinity for spiders and like their fear of it. What is so scary about a spider?

Peyton, if I put it if I put a tarantula in front of you, you put a what? I think I did say I had an extra R a tarantula. No, it wasn't the R that you. A tarantula. What is the chuh? Ch, ture. That's so true. A tawar. If I put a tawantua, if I put a tarantula, if I put a tarantula, like Kevin tarantt, but tarantula. Tarantula. Yeah. Tarantula. Tarrantula. That sounds foreign to me.

Yeah. I'm having a whole moment right now. Yeah. I've said tarantula my whole life. You have a couple things in you that are just wildly wrong. The way you speak, it's just wildly wrong in certain things. I can't say. Try it one more time.

One, two, three. Tarantula. There you go. That was perfect. That was perfect. If I put a tarantula in front of you, it's no confidence. You would freak out. No, wouldn't.

Payton, you're not, bro. You're not. Please start doing that. Not holier than thou. I'm not, but can you- You're gonna be afraid of a furry eight-legged beast from the underworld. Can you stop doing that though?

Can you stop going to the most extreme case scenario on everything we do? Like I'm just saying, I just said spiders in general. Like I said the- A trance is not the most extreme. That's like the most Hollywood version. Isn't that the like the scariest spider? I could put a Goliath bird eater in front of you.

It's the size of a dinner plate dog. Those are real? That's an NFL helmet sitting in front of you crawling with eight limbs. I thought that you looked I mean I'm oddly surprised by your limberness That was insane You've been doing rehab on the hip

Oh dude, it's feeling better It's feeling better Getting a lot of stretching I'm just talking about Let's bring it down I'm just saying like Just spiders People will freak out if there's a spider

In the room They'll like burn the house down Because they're creepy Are they though? What's so creepy about it? It's eight legs off red Why are legs creepy Because everything you know

In your normal life Either has two or four Everything you know has two or four Name anything. Name a snake. Which I'm more afraid of has zero legs. And that's more scary. In your normal life, Steve Irwin, in your everyday life, you don't see snakes every day.

You don't walk outside and go, oh, hey, little moccasin. I think I've seen more snakes in the wild than I've seen spiders in the wild. What wild do you live in? What is this? How everyday life? In everyday life, I've seen more snakes than spiders in my everyday life. You, if we were in the court of law right now, you were with your, after pledging oath, Under allegiance to God.

One Nation, you would say that you see more snakes in North Texas than spiders. I've seen more snakes in my life than spiders. Dude, you're, I mean... I don't see spiders. A gift. I don't know what this f***es.

That is... That's probably statistically, factually proven scientifically, scientifically, and every other big word that holds weight wrong. You know, because, like, growing up, we always had snakes in our front yard. Like little grass snakes or, like, farm snakes,

or whatever they're called. Dude, because they get smell the sin inside your house. They're like, oh, there's our leader. Let's get to him. It needs us. You'd walk out and you're like, oh, thick. Yeah, snakes are creepy too.

I think snakes are more creeper than spiders. Just by the fact, how do they move? Genuinely, how do they move? No, that's fair. That's a lot of tummy work. It's like Shakira, the be of the one. They're just sitting there just going like that. Think about that, a deadly snake that wants to kill you.

For him to get to get sexy, he has to get sexy. He has to get sexy. He's like, he's like, I'm. I'm gonna bite the shit out of you, boy. I'm gonna bite your... He's gotta get sexy to get you. At the hands up! This guy I go, oh, that's a good-looking human leg.

But isn't that, like, let's honestly talk about it. Isn't that crazy that snakes can move without legs? I don't understand the animatronics on that. Yeah, no, they have batteries. They power off double it. Because only the other animals without legs that can move are in the water. Because they can swim.

You can just move through the current. Yeah, and they're going like that, and the water's helping them. Exactly. I hate snakes. That's why snakes are so creepy to me because they're evasive and elusive and eluding. They are, they are, but it's not...

It's not... It's not... Oh, God, dude. Okay, I would have to say, I'll agree with you. Because, first off, yeah, how do they move? You're 100% right.

Hit it on the head. Second off, there's snakes. They get 20 feet long. Some, something even longer. If there's a 20-foot spy... What am I? Samwise Camgee? By fighting Shilip?

Who the fuck? that? Who? Signwise gammy? Who the hell is signwise gammy? No! No! No! Don't do this! Wait, wait, maybe say it again. I said, if there's a 20-foot spider, who am I? Samwise Gamci? And am I fighting Shilab? Who's signwise Gamshy? I know Gashi. He's a rapper. He's scared elevators. Sam-wise? Yes.

Damji! You keep saying it doesn't make it easier. Did somebody in the comments know who this is? Everyone knows. Oh my God, please in the comments. I don't want to tell him right now. Please in the comments just tell him that we're disappointed in him and we do love him, but tell him where Samwise is from and Sheila. Is he a real person or is it one of your Greek mythologies? It's neither. It's neither. Oh, you made him up. I don't understand. I made him up in my head, but everyone in the comments are going to know. No. Sam wise gammy. Who the hell are we talking about? Sam wise gamgy. Like a moth.

Oh my guy, low key. He's a part of the fellowship. This might be, this might be my favorite thing we've ever done. Let me, I'm gonna keep, this we're gonna do. I'm gonna keep saying cryptic things from, from what I'm describing until you get it. But I need them to be, like, is it just me that won't know him or a majority of people not know him? Payton over half the comments right now know exactly what I'm talking about.

I mean, Cam, I could put that on my soul, I've never heard of Simon Wise Gammy. I do not know who we're talking. And am I crazy? Oh Okay Okay So

He He was I thought No, don't tell me Who he has Keep naming me people Oh you just want names I thought

I thought that was we were doing I thought you said You were going to name people Okay King Theoden I know Odin From

Thor's man Therimer Fairamere Sounds like my ex's name Fairamere You have had a couple nightmares of a fairer

Baramere put me through some shit, didn't they? Boromere. I've heard that. You've heard of Boromir? He was like a liquor company. It's like when I get an old fashion, they were like, do you want Boromere? And I go in a buffalo trace.

No, you're about to make a crewman piss himself. I don't know what I feel. Am I going through pre-metal pot? Why am I really about to pee myself? Yeah, I don't know why you pee so much. Oh my God. But I'm just saying, like, I'm not trying to joke. Like, I'm not trying to be funny.

This is amazing. Okay. What I think is going to happen is you're sadly overestimating how many people know what this is Because I've never heard of this In the comments you all have not heard about this I'm telling you the comments please if you've never commented we read these comments I see a lot of support Our ghost listeners and watchers Ghost listeners if you've never commented today's your day

For the love of cam please this would be a great moment you're now invited Bormir Bormir fair mirror okay what about this is this Lord of the Rings Yes! Yes! See, it's not real then. That doesn't mean anything. I said it wasn't real.

I said it wasn't real. Your next one, I was about to say the High King Elrond. Now, if you would have said High King, I'd have been like, either it's all the Rings or his family members. I don't know... I don't know who that is. In surprisingly, Halloween, you always have a bunch of white sheets to give to people. And I now...

Oh! My, my... My God stuck! My God stuck! Don't talk about my high priestess! Oh! Oh my God. Yeah, I don't like that.

Oh, my God. Oh, God. That was good. You brought something up during, talk about the snakes, and it triggered something that I saw on TikTok. Oh, God. So you talked about, like, everyday life stuff. Like, you don't see this in your everyday life, the snakes and stuff. Yes.

There's a guy on TikTok named, I want to give him his credit. Danger Bean. At Danger Bean on TikTok. He made a post about this, and it literally changed my life. Like, it is the most fearful thing. After I tell you this, like, your mind is going to be. Okay. Okay.

Like, your perception of reality is going to change. Okay. He made this TikTok saying, what is humanity's obsession with rectangles, even though you never see them in nature? He said, do you realize how big, how often you see rectangles in your everyday life,

but they're never naturally show up? You'll never naturally see a rectangle. Never. But everywhere you look for your entire life, you'll always see one. You'll never be anywhere and not see a rectangle. Think about everything.

Right now. Phone. The TV that people are watching this on. What is it? Rectangle. The thing that the TV is sitting on, what shape is that? Rectangle.

The couch. Rectangle. The device you scroll on every day, what is it? Rectangle. Look up. Probably square. I go out of squares.

But rectangle. The buildings. The walls that you are living in. What are they? The carpet we are standing on right now. Rectangle. The screen on that camera. What is it?

Rectangle. I'm telling. That table. Rectangle. Everything is a rectangle. Like, literally, it is giving me so much anxiety because everywhere I turn, I'm seeing rectangles to make me age. Is that not mind-blowing? No, okay.

What is the obsession? Why are humans obsessed with that shape when it does not have to be a rectangle? Because I think, A, the devil is a lie. I think that's how we're going to start it. And B, it has to be a realistic approach. Because that is, I actually never thought about that. And that's so true. It's going to ruin me.

We don't have to be rectangles. Right here, I immediately was like, oh, yeah, everything's a rectangle. Like I instantly was like, oh. Your watch. Face of the watch, phone, everything. TVs, walls, buildings, they're all rectangles. But in nature, I was like a tree. That's not a rectangle.

Rocks, no rectangles. Cylenders, no rectangles. Well, cylinders are just a different shape. Yeah, but it's not a rectangle. that you can't have a rectangular cylinder. You can't have a cylindrical rectangle. Exactly. It's all you bring it up.

Everything is not a rectangle. So I'm thinking my logistics. Yes, yes, give me your... I think the only reason we're fascinated with rectangles is either A, there's like the families that rule the world, they have some steak, they have some steak and rectangles. Or B, it makes commercialization easy. Like think about, think about Legos.

Okay, rectangle. When you dump out 100, it's all over the place. Yes. If you stick all 100 next to each other, it's very tight, compact, nice, neat. Sure. Same with rectangles. If every building we had was a random trapezoid, and now the roads have to be harder to go around it,

and this building was circular, and I think it's easier if everything's just... But I don't understand with everyday life. Like, why are our phone screens rectangular? Why are whiteboards rectangular? Why are TV's rectangular? Why, though? other than you just grew up with it and that's all you know, why is it rectangular?

I think, is it fair to say rectangle is the supreme shape? I think it is the supreme shape? It has to be. Is it the supreme shape because we know it? And that's all we know. We were trained to only know rectangles? Yes, but what if let's, okay, let's switch it. Let's start everything we said.

Let's make it a circle. What if your phone was a circle? I always wanted a pair phone. I always wanted a pair phone. That's not even a perfect circle. Okay, I'm not saying it has to be a perfect circle. but my watch is a perfect circle and I'm used to that.

Like that's fine. Like I have no problem with that. Even like some smart watches are circles and there's no problem with it. It doesn't lessen your value or you're able to use it. You know what I mean? It's true.

I, oh, who, what do you think? Why do you think? I can't. I'm having anxiety because everywhere I look like literally after I watch. As soon as you said that, it's like that you get a car and then you only see it.

Like those are rectangles. That's a rectangle. That's a rectangle. That door's a rectangle. Everybody watching this right now, look around. You'll not be... Every single cardboard box in here is a rectangle. If you're watching this right now,

if you're not in the woods, look around you and you can't... You are being chased by rectangles for your entire life. Dude, that is kind of... It's terrifying. Every single thing I'm looking at is a rectangle. Battery pack rectangle.

Extension core rectangle. What the f***? It's the worst. But that has... Okay, it has to be... It has to be what I said. Because there's no... It's not a sexy shape.

rectangle is not an aphrodisiac. It doesn't get shton. It doesn't want to make you go to honky tonk and pound town. I don't know. There's some guys that like them rectangle. Pierce, listener. He goes, I want you real nice and tight. Just neck straight down to heels.

He goes, nothing else. No moves, no lines. I want to be able to roll a quarter from the back of your head and touch your goddamn ankle. Your Achilles tendon, I want no bumps. Nothing. He goes, smooth sailing all the way down. Just bored, bore, bored.

I don't even, oh, no. No. No. No. I want you to almost start a fire when you sit on that porcelain. I want you to be able to back up to a wall perfectly. I want when we're having coitus word to sound like coin shaking. I want it to sound like...

Peirce listener would get turned on by this. Oh, yeah, that's right up. Oh, he doesn't work for us anymore. That's right up here, Sally. Okay. First off, the rectangle's crazy. I have something as well that is a realization that I just saw the other day. Okay, when's the last time?

This might not be most of the... applicable to you because you always drive yourself and when you drive the other two people that in your house you always drive to i don't drive one of them we don't we don't even see it we don't we don't he's alive j you're good you're alive i've heard for a couple days but when's the last time you rode in passenger i i refuse to ride passenger oh my but do you want me to for like and giggles yes just last time i mean it doesn't really the last time i did it was probably a month ago okay why when we are in a car but not the and i guess it's back seat and everything. It doesn't matter. Why, when we're in a car, but not driving it,

you look outside and it does not look like we're going 75 miles an hour. My wife drove me for the first time a couple days ago. Did you pray? Oh yeah, I said a couple prayers. You almost have to hold the Bible when she's right. Jesus, please. She was driving. And I'm looking out, it was a rare moment. It wasn't on my phone. We weren't talking. I was just gazing out into the abyss. And it literally looked like we were going this fast. Yeah, it's so weird. Go to the dashboard. She's going 82 miles an hour.

I literally told you this probably three years ago and I said I feel like I can run beside the car. They're no sense. It makes no sense. They're not lying. Our eyeballs, our brain or the, the, dashboard. The only way, and I study this often when I'm driving, is because I got FSD so I'm not really driving anyway. Yeah, you're like this. So I'm always looking at the window.

But the only way to be able to tell how fast you're going is you look immediately down under you. Oh, yeah. That's the only way. Flying. You are flying. But you look up, and it is literally like you're on the most just joyous ride ever. Yeah. 20 miles an hour back in like 1950 on a little dirt road.

Yeah. Here's like that. Yeah. When you look to the side, you're an Olympian. You're you saying. It is weird. And that's the same principle I brought up years ago with the moon falling. It's the same thing.

And that moon is still on me. I mean, he is all my ass. He is on my ass. That is not the same in the slightest. That's not the same in the slightest. It's, yeah, because you can get out of the car and the car stops. I can get out of the car and that moon's still over my house. It's always over my house.

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So style out, guys, so do not wait. That's Z-E-N-N-I.com slash podcast. promo code podcast 15. Zinney.com slash podcast code podcast 15. Now on to the rest of the episode. In the 1950s, isn't it sad, generally kind of started bar? Isn't it sad that people died in the 1950s? What? It's so, like I was watching an old TV show.

It was called The Andy Griffith show starring Andy Griffith. Oh yeah, yeah. I was watching that. And I was like, oh my God. Like some of these, like people died in like 1950. What does that mean? That's awful. Died since the dawn of man.

Right. And that's awful. What's that mean? You know how unfortunate that is to die in the 50s? Like what are you getting at? Like you never got to watch Netflix. Oh, dude, you're so, you're such an iPad kid. Netflix?

Like, you're just saying like, it probably had a better life than us. Yeah, yeah, right. No, they did. Yeah, right. No comparisons. No evils. There's way too much knowledge. There's plenty evils in the 50s.

You're like pure, segregated, separate, loved it, no evil. People stayed to their own. Our own water fountains. You know, they didn't have to share. No, I didn't mean that. Not in our sports leagues. We could still play. No, I'm saying.

Like, it literally, like, I think it's because I'm a super impasse. You know, I get so. You're a. I'm a super impasse. I feel for other people so much. Like, like sometimes when people tell me things, I feel like I have it. I have literally said this last week, hey, I think I'm about to throw up. You sped your car up and you said, get over it.

The impath my butt. Because it's funny. There's difference between jokes and that. But I'm saying like people that died in the 50s, right? Like, you got to understand your quality of life. They didn't know any better, obviously. So let's take that out. Exactly.

I said, let's take that out. The biggest part. Let's take that out. Okay. So I'm saying they didn't, they're quality. quality of life. Their medicines, their food, their access to

go out to other places. Like they, like, genuinely, they couldn't get on Twitter, see one of their favorite creators' blue page. Like, oh my God, you have one. Log in and buy it. See it'll make, like, they saw a bra strap and we're like,

dude, yeah! Like, you know, like, oh my God! No, like, now you can go $5.99 and see the whole thing. Like, do you understand, like, their life back then, like, you didn't get to experience anything. That's so, I understand what you're saying, but that's not true. They had, dude,

it was probably better. I'm telling you. For you? No, not for me. No, okay, 50s, but let's say, that's on the cusp, right? The 50s? If you died in the 50s, think of when you're alive. I'm saying people that died in the 50s. Oh, that's rough. Like, you didn't get to experience anything. They didn't even, they didn't have, they didn't get to make a phone call. They never got a text. They never saw an emoji. They never got. They had to do that off the muscle. They never heard, I'm saying. But they never heard an 808. They never heard that. It didn't exist. No, that's crazy. But do you know how, they never heard an electric guitar? You know how fly my assures wear back then? You, you wanted to, oh, no, think about this. Think about this. In your single day,

you don't have a vet on? Are you crazy? They didn't have a own Vivette? You're right. They had a three-piece suit on to fling newspapers. Everyone dressed to the nine. No, they did not. Not everybody. Not everybody. Kim, the coma. There's literally, literally, little kids like in dying in factories. Okay, yeah, that still happens today, but... Yes, but he did it. Yeah, because of the shit, yeah, but... Bro, okay, you and your single days.

Yes. You had a crazy bag when it came to talking to the women, right? Yeah, I could mouth these. Yeah, and that was all through an iPhone. Yes, how? Because I'm a scared boy in person. I'm scared boy. Exactly, like I wouldn't have thrived. I could be somebody else.

I could be whoever I want. Exactly. You either, it was the haves and the half-knots back then. Exactly. You either add that, that, grit that dog deep down in, or you didn't have a wife. But think about the, oh, yeah, like the wives got treated good back then. Yeah, like they got, get home. Oh, God forbid, there's a cold meal on that table. It's got Hiroshima in that house. Are you crazy?

That's what you want? I'm not saying that's what I want. That's what I vouch for. I'm saying life was authentic, bro. What does that mean? It's authentic now. You wanted a friend? You had to go find one. You had to go relate to a human being. You want a friend now?

Mm, Chachipit, AI robot. Talk about how good I am in Quay. But think about that. Think about how even... That makes losers! Let's take it even back to the 80s. Like people that died in the 80s. Think about that.

Shut up. If, like, right now, if I'm telling you something and you want to fact check me, you can go to Google. You can go to your AI if that's what you do. Back then, mother, Had to go to the library and go research something. You know how lame that is?

Like, you know, no, no, no, no, no. Not lame. You're missing the jewel. Do you know what that means? That means word is bond. If you tell me something, I have to trust your soul. Now if you tell me something, I can literally go, hey, is he lying? Yeah, according to the document.

Which one would you prefer? Trust, pure trust. Oh, because you would get, Kim, you would be the bottom of somebody's shoe back then, because you would trust everybody. That's why serial killers ran rampant at those times because it was harder to prove. Because they had a skill! It wasn't a skill back then. There just wasn't any technology, forensics, security cameras.

Honestly, and we can move on. If you were a serial killer before technology and you got caught, you're literally the worst human being ever. Like you know how bad you had, I know it's probably a popular topic, but you know how bad you have to be at your job to get caught? No, dude, that is so true. if you got caught, let alone, I mean, a petty crime, let alone a serial killer. Like, and you were with the s, you got a couple bodies, and you just get caught one day in

1974, you suck. Yeah, it's like you murk somebody, right, and then murked another person, and then you went back home. Yeah. Are you nuts? Get in your little car. We caught Jimmy in the same clothes that he got the murder in, and then he was a drop of blood that it took four months for testing to come back.

No, they didn't have blood testing back then. That's so they didn't have anything. They didn't have forensics back then. You don't think they had forensics in the 80s? No. They didn't have DNA testing in the 80s. You speak, he's speaking of the 80s as if it's 1800s. 1980s was peak.

What are you talking about? Who? For life. For serial killers, yes, because they didn't have forensics. You could just get away with it. Forensics were around in the 80s. Let's look it up. Please look it up.

You think, what do you think that was a local town sheriff on his horse in the 80s? It was literally like you had to see somebody do it and then you'd give the description and they would have an artist write the drawing and then you would, you would submit that to the drawing to the police. They would look for that person. They would bring the person in and then search their stuff. And if any of the stuff matched the murder like scene, like the crow bars, the car, the tire tracks, stuff like that, then that's how they caught him. So if you killed someone with the crime, crowbar and a pair of overalls and then you pay someone off to draw a sketch of me.

They come to my house and because I'm a mechanic and I have a crowbar and a pair of overalls that match perfectly. I go to jail. You think that's how crime was solved back then. Yes, in the 80s. That's how crime was solved. They didn't have forensics. You want to snake your best friend.

We both work at an auto shop. You know I work in an auto shop. So you steal my clothes, you go murk somebody and then you drop them off. And then you pay someone to draw a picture. of this guy. And they come to my house. You know, they wouldn't know you're on their tail. They're still good detectives.

I'm saying what they would do. If somebody saw it happening, they would be like, okay, I'm a witness, right? I'm a witness. And I saw it's a black guy, six foot seven with curly hair, and there was a big print in his pan. I'm not sure what that was.

If they're talking about me, there's a huge print. And they're like, I've got Lee. Like, there's only one guy out there. They saw just this huge black guy kill somebody. And so then they would go to the police. He would describe it, and they would have to use three sheets of paper to draw him

And then they would use that and they would look around for all the big down and they would find me And they goes gotta be mr hardin He's the biggest you ever said yes and then they would find me they wouldn't find you because you don't look like me and then they would literally pull your pants on they go oh Oh bullshit this can't be him get him out here We're wasting time and resources you think this small I could have killed someone get him out here Go get him testosterone yeah you are you okay let's let's let's search the vocab No we're not going to you are so sadly mistaken. You think so. You are speaking of the 80s as if again it's the

1700s. Do you know like there's every majority of the things we have today we're around in the 80s. No. Just first thing you're saying. Oh my dad was born in 1965 right? Yeah. He didn't have an iPhone till like 2007. That's so you think he had everything the same? That's an iPhone. They had phones. They didn't even have colored television back then. So what are you talking about? You don't think they had colored television in the 80s?

In the 80s. This isn't the Great Depression. This is 19, 1980 to 86. Oh, what did it say? What did it say that you didn't lie? My phone died. Oh. I literally said, lock button.

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stuff um he was talking about uh we we were well i wasn't cooking i was watching my girlfriend cook yeah there you go honestly honest man we love and so we were talking about my overuse of microwaves and how it's probably slowly killing me and so he was like he was like my dad was born in 1965 right yes so in like the 80s he was like in his 20s right yeah so he was telling me he was like Peyton you couldn't survive without a microwave like I did and I said what what you mean you didn't have a microwave I was like you were poor you go Papa and then he goes no he goes yes but no that's not why he goes we didn't have microwaves whenever I was in my 20s and I said what does that mean Well, you didn't have microwaves.

What did you heat your food up with? And he goes, the oven. Is it not crazy that the oven came before the microwave? No. Isn't the oven way harder technology? No. You don't think so? Not at all.

Not a slight oven's a big box. But think about this. In the oven, you can make a whole pie. You can make a cake. You can make a lasagna. In the microwave, all you can do is nuke some shit. All you can do is make some popcorn.

So the simple version, you would think it would come first and they're like, oh, we got to make this big, intricate version that can make lasagna. But the microwave's not the simple version. How not so? Buddy, the microwave is heating from the inside out. Heating the food from the inside of the oven is cooking it all. That's why there's certain things you can put in the oven.

I don't understand what you're saying. The cooks from the inside out. So the oven is just getting hot as shit. Like physical heat. Like flame. There's no flames in my oven. There's no, yeah, it's not an open, it's not a fireplace. But I'm saying that's the concept.

It's like a, there's like a big, there's like a big, like, wine. Please describe it. I don't know. Honestly, now that I'm thinking about, I don't know how ovens work. Isn't, that's like impressive technology. It's like this big, like, I looked up in it one time, and there's like this big, wiry light bolt that goes at the top and then there's racks. And do you know what that is?

A light bulb. That's not, a heating bolt. Like a heating lamp. Yes. A heating light. That gets incredibly hot. 400 degrees Fahrenheit sometimes. Yes, after 30 minutes on the middle shelf.

On a preheat. Yes, and the sides get hot and the bottom gets hot. Right. So it's just a big box getting hot. And what's the difference between a microwave then? A microwave is not, the box is not getting hot. It's like... The box has to get hot.

This might actually fuck your world. The microwave is like magic. The microwave is sending signals to the food and only heating the food. Made me like a text message? Yeah, like a Bluetooth, like an air drop. It's like airdropping heat to the food. Does that work? Exactly.

That's not true. Microwaves do get hot because I've opened my microwave and I felt heat hit my face and I sometimes I use it. And what is that heat from? The light bulb, the radiation? Nope, that heat is from the food, my boy. That does not make sense. Yes, it does.

If I got a steaming pile of soup, if you're a steaming bowl of soup, I just took it off and I put it right in front of you, is steam going to come up? Correct. Okay, so is it fair to say- What heated up? But what's hot? Because it's out of the pot? Correct.

I'm just saying what heated it up? The stove top. Okay, we're talking about microwaves, though. So I'm saying if something was... Oh, God, do you make your soup in a microwave? I've heated up soup in a microwave. So what I'm saying is you take a cold soup and you put it in a microwave. The soup is cold.

Yeah. The thing that's making it hot is the microwave. So the microwave has to be hot. Incorrect. What are you saying? No, you're pissing me off. Welcome. I'm a sock you.

Welcome. It's not the simpler technology. The microwave is only... heating the soup. Exact, no. The microwave gets hot. Don't touch, have you ever touched the little metal plate at the bottom

or a little glass plate at the bottom of a microwave? When that shit comes out, let him go like this, when the microwave opens. You can put your hand directly on it. No, a stove? Go touch a fucking stove. I have, I burn myself.

That'll burn you because the whole hot. It's a big box. Microw's only heating the food. How does that work, though? That's what I'm telling you. I don't know, I'm not a science. You only figured out? No.

Because it's like, it's like, sending, okay, here we go. So you're saying that if, so you're saying if I got in a microwave, I wouldn't get hot. You put me in a microwave for two minutes. No, because it'd be sending to you. It'd be airdropping files to your phone.

But it can't do that. I don't understand. A microwave work. A microwave oven uses electromagnetic waves to make water molecules in food vibrate rapidly, creating friction which generates heat. I wasn't listening.

Say it one more time. I feel like I'm in school sometimes when you explain stuff. And that's a you problem. That's not a me problem. I read that. There's a crescendo in my emotions. It's a good word. Just trying to over here. Let's see if you're... Listen, and you think this is the...

Hey, Cam, if I opened your phone and my face ID worked, I'd jump off this building. That might be the most creative insult I've ever heard in my entire life. If my face worked on your face ID, I'd jump. Oh, wow. Okay, turn your listening years on and listen. Bebe, beep. Open up, Daddy. Okay, ready?

Yes, sir. A microwave oven uses electromagnetic waves to make water molecules in food vibrate rapidly, creating friction, which then generates heat. That's how it's heating up your food. So, yeah, your dad's right. That can't be good for us. But that, think about it just said. It's sending invisible waves.

to a food, to somebody that doesn't have a soul that makes the water molecules and hit a little jig fast enough to where they get hot. That's a microwave. And you think that's simpler than gas ignition flame. I don't have a gas oven.

I have an electric oven. Yeah, the main parts of a microwave are the magnetron, the wave guide, and the metal cavity. Magnetron is a name I have from... Magnetron. Activate. Oh, okay, I have, oh my God, I have, oh, big curve, big hook.

I have, the hook's leaving. I don't know why. I kind of felt that way, too, about a year ago. About mine. You've never had a hook. But it's slightly. It wasn't in the head, though. It wasn't the crown.

I didn't have a crown hooker. Oh, you're midhooker. Midhook's ugly. Are you crazy? No, crown might be more ugly. If you got a straight and narrow, then it's just like this. A crown hook looks like you had an accident. Like it's out of a socket.

It's like a shoe horn. Yeah. But that, yeah. You got a hat guy. Shout out. I still want to know how to. I got to text him. Be like, hey, brother.

No, we haven't talked to him, man. How'd you break it? You know, he broke his, he broke his, yeah, he was in the hospital. I didn't know that. Was it a second person we know that's on that? Second person. That's why when we, when there's an, I'm, I'm a guideer. We'll talk about that on Patreon.

Oh, I'm, you have no, you cannot make that decision. Oh, I send missions. I just, just go ahead and get on your back. Missionary. And the other one. And the other one that I love. Oh, front of the back. Get on your back and then from the back.

It's like, I love you. You're a rotisserie chicken. Yeah. Okay. Do you ever get on your back? Do you ever get on your stomach? Oh, never. I think I can honestly say, as a grown man,

I've never been naked on my stomach in the room with my wife. I love being in vulnerable positions naked. I love being like. It surges your fighter fight. Yeah, it's like not knowing what's going on. Oh, God. I have no idea what's going on. I kind of like it.

You go, oh, what is that? That's cold. Whoa. It goes, was that a octopus? What is that? That a tentacle? Whoa. You know what it's like, I want to put a reaction camera on my family when they watch this.

I want to know what my mom and my dad are doing. My dad's probably like, it's just like me. What should look like? You know? You're going to say your thing And I'm gonna move on But my mom Like, she just came to the realization

That my balls were in her stomach At one point when she was pregnant And she thinks that's the funniest thing ever Your balls Fiball's fissing Okay, they didn't back then My baby balls My baby balls didn't stink

Oh, baby balls probably smelled good There's something wrong with my nuts I don't know what it is There's something happening It's talking about right now No Oh, okay Just going out like is it a shrinkage? Is it an overload? I think my skin stopped growing

Dude, I felt like pre-pubescence It's like like it just doesn't match Every day you're not just like trying to break out your skin just get stretched Yes, sometimes I feel like my nuts are out bigger than the sack. Oh, that's painful. Yes, that's painful. I'm not trying to get out and let them fly You ever like gone grocery shopping? You ever gone grocery shopping and tried to put too much stuff in one bag? Oh Like that. Oh god or like you wore like a you were like a coat. It's like a size too small Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like,

You're just like, you try to do like a stretch and you hear the stitching go. It just pops. Here we go, what were you saying? No, come on. If one of your wrinkles, we're getting into, no, stop, stop, stop, stop. I don't have wrinkles anymore, I'm tight.

You don't have wrinkles on your nuts, that? I'm telling you, I am tight. You need to get seen by a physician. I don't like when they look at it. I don't care. This is one girl. That is a terrible feeling. Last time I got my nuts check,

because there's something weird going on. I got him looked at. Me too. I had lump. I really did. did about three years ago i swear god okay i'm glad you're good i'm well to my knowledge yeah but so i went right and then so i know my primary care physician like we're cool she's cool she's i don't want to say it but like one of whom one of them goes i'm like oh it's okay she's only locked in

on one side of me like we're good and if i get into the blind side we're good and so it's a joke it's comedy podcast dude don't get offended here we go and so she was i was like hey we're cool She was like, yeah? Don't touch me. I was like, we're cool. I was like, hey, can you, like someone, can you take a look at my nuts? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, she has to move it over her shoulder. So she had a shoot one moment. Yeah. And so she's like, yeah, cool. She's like, let me just go out there real quick. And she goes out and she goes, just, uh, get behind this curtain. She pulls this curtain and get behind it. We'll do it behind here, right?

So I'm there. She comes in. She's like, okay, I have, uh, so-and-so. She brings another person, a younger lady. She brings him a younger nurse. or a nurse or a nurse practitioner or a just a nurse or a nurse helper nurse helper woman lady or a receptionist could have been somebody down the street you could a light him I don't know but she brings her in and I could tell she knows me right and I'm like my nuts are about to be

up I'm so glad you said this and so like she's like I legally I have to have somebody in the room she's going to be overseeing me and I was like ma'am I would rather you do something like fondle me than her being in this room like I'm completely fine to taking that risk Like you, she cannot be in here. She was, oh my God, you're like this. No, no, no. Well, she walked in, her eyes got big and she couldn't help. She was like, and I was, I literally, hell, no.

I was like, and then so, but yeah, she got a show. She got a shit. You did tricks? No, but like, when I pulled the draws down, the room got real light. I was like, who. And I had mean bush. You've been on this, like, this, like, this nature boy. thing recently. You've been keeping just thick bush.

Depression. So if grooming goes out the window. Really? Oh yeah when you're depressed? I mean I mean it fits like that makes sense. Not the depression. I'm saying the well probably that too. I'm so okay before I say I'm so glad you brought that that that that not depression the like a health care provider or someone in that field knowing us. Oh it's the worst that has that has as of the last maybe six months become pro I'm not kidding probably like top three fear of mine. It's the worst.

I would hate to go in and get screened for colon cancer. And literally, it's a fan of the pot. Like, it's someone that's like, oh, dude, your jokes are funny. Yeah, but they have HIPAA. Oh, I'm fine with a fan fingering me. See, if a fan's fingering me, that's better than a stranger fingering me. Because you at least know what you're about to get into. You know your hand's never going to be the same.

Like, you know, it's Peyton. I've heard about him. I'm a fingering, and I might not get my paw back. They're like, oh, boy, you weren't kidding. The sound bites that are going to come from episode 237 are, Absolutely insane. This episode is brought to you by Fabletics. You already know how everybody here at YSK feels about Fabletics.

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We were talking about how you were talking with your dad, and before that, the Andy Griffith show. Yeah, starring Andy Griffith. So I watched, it wasn't a show, but I saw one clip of, do you remember the show's storage wars? I need you to slow down. Do you remember the show Storage Wars? Yes, I love it.

Okay, so I watched one clip, and you know how the algorithm works. I watched one clip in its entirety. All of a sudden, you're... Storage Locker Talk, is what I'm on. So, I'm just going one day and I land on this video. You know how they have auctioneers there. Yes. I love an auctioneer.

Yes, I love an auctioneer. Okay. Always kind of wanted to be one. And I'm so glad you said that. Do you know these people have like a boot camp they go to, like a training camp. There's a training camp for auctioneers? It's not like you sign your name and you're just like, yeah, I'll be the guy that says the numbers. They go get their little certificate or whatever and they have a training camp where they were doing,

They were rallying behind each other and doing group vocal exercises to learn the skill to dabba, dabba, dab, da-da-da-da-da-dab-dab-dab-d-o. You're telling me there's a training camp for auctioneers? And I brought, I brought their training with me today. I brought the phrases, the words that they say to pass to be an auctioneer. Okay, so give me an intro.

Here we go. Here we go. Let's do it. Come on. Can you pass auctioneer training? I hope so. Here we go. All right, man.

So, I just want you to read it and then I'm going to tell you the actual cadence you're supposed to have. Okay. Tommy Atatamus took two T's tied to the top of two tall trees. That's a lot of T's. That's what they do. This is a real thing that they do in auctioneer training camp.

A real drill they do. Now the cadence is... We need to respect auctioneers like Navy SEALs. That's gonna get me in trouble. Here we go. Now the cadence is... Bop-B-B-Bap-B-Bap-Bop-Bap-B-B-B. Okay.

Ready? Set. Give me a beat. They don't get beats? This is off the dump. Boom, it's a cappella. Give me a B is crazy. And this is a name.

It's like Tommy A, like. Tommy A, okay, okay, okay. Tommy A Tats took two T's tied to the top of two Trees. Almost, almost. Oh, come on, I mean, a little flubber at the end. Tommy and Tadish took two Tis, tied to the top of two trees. You always say Tata, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, at the beginning. I got it right.

Oh, no, you didn't. Oh, no, you didn't. Oh, wow. Do you want to be honest? You want to be nice. Yeah, all right, here you go. Tommy, Titus, took two T's, tied to the top of two tall trees. That was good enough. That was good enough.

Clap for me. There we go. There we go. Now you're gonna advance. Now you're gonna advance. I thought you said I'm gonna dance. I was like, okay, and I'm not some clown show, all right. No, you're gonna advance.

All right. Watch me be like elite at this. All right, level one was good. You did good, a couple hiccups, but here we go. Level two and this is the real thing. This is the real thing. Oh my, okay. You got me two paragraphs.

This is the real thing. It's, it's, it's any bitty sentences. Thank God you didn't do an SH. There is an SH. Brita a little higher. All right, here we go. Um, okay. Betty Butter Bots a better, oh.

Oh, this is the real test. That first one's a warm up. This is the final exam. Betty Butter some, let me say it first. Betty Boter bought some butter, but she said this butter's better. So she brought a bit of butter, bitter, but. Oh, wow. Anybody else smell toast?

Just me. Okay, just reading it. Betty Boter bought some butter, but she said this butter's better. So she bought a bit of better butter put it in her bitter batter. What she put it where? This is freaky. Jesus, this one's better. Let me put it in my batter.

Okay. Now you got to do it. This is the final exam. Okay. This is the final exam. If you can beat this one, this was one of the top tiers. This was like an S tier. No.

I said, I said, you know, you got to go for it. You got to go for it. Here, I'll make you a deal. I'll cut you a deal. I know you're getting anxiety. I know you're freaking out. I know you know I'll cut you a deal. If you try, I'll try. If you try I'll try turn into this Okay, what happened? I said if you try I'll try we'll do this together. I didn't eat enough No, yeah real hungry. Bitty butter, but it was decent Betty butter bought some butter, but she's that I can't I can't. I'm not gonna lie before you said I think you slipped the bitch I'm gonna throw up you try it. Okay, okay, I got to just

Just read it first like you. I mean, that is, this is the, this is the final example. Yes, okay. Betty Boter bought some butter, but she said this butter's better. So she bought a bit of better butter, put it in her bitter batter. Freak, here we go. Here we go. She is freaky.

Oh, no. Let me get it taste that bitter batter. Let me taste that Betty bitter batter. Betty Butter bought her, bought some butter, but she said his butter's better. So she bought a bit of, oh. Are you M&M or an auctioneer? Betty Butter, by an, um, something of Lama Duma, you swimming. Like, what are you doing?

This is a rap god. Is that not- auctioneer, you're rapping it? Is that not how I'm supposed to say it? No, you're not supposed to rap. You're supposed to rap. We gotta run a, right, right, a red, yeah, da-da-to-to-da-to-da-to-ba-bedda-a-be.

Betty-Bettibada-Bett. That was a good start. Betty-Bott-Buhr. Bette-Butter, so she wanted a better, better, put it in her better. Oh, you're cooking. Ah! Ooh.

Oh. Oh. No, no, I swear God, no. I was in the moment. I was really caught up in the moment. I did not, I did not mean that. You know I did not mean that. You know I did not mean that. I did not mean that. I was in the moment I was I was grasping for my the urge to continue. What's that I call a 40 and slip a 40 and slip?

What is that called for Whittian slip? You don't know. Oh neither do you 40 and slip. Oh big no wonder you wanted to go back to the 40s Betty butter about some butter but she said this butter's better so she bought a bit of butter better better it's the better it's the better it's the better but it's the better. Oh, dude. Whoa. Here we go. Oh Bette Butter a bit, oh don't move the board. Oh, Betty, oh, oh. What's the, yo. You know somebody's probably listening to this in their room and their parents are like listening upstairs?

Oh, yeah. Oh, you're just, oh, you're Biddy and your bitter batter, Bitter, bitty, oh. Biddy butter a bit. One more. Biddy butter, bought some butter, she said this butter's better better, so she bought a bitter butter, put it in her bitter batter

that f f*** up, dude, let me see that. Dude, let me see that. Safe to say we're not an auctioneer. But I think if anyone were to pass, it'd be me and not you. But I do appreciate you participating. Isn't insane they have to actually do that? Yeah, it's stupid. They go, like, are auctioneers on, like, add a roll?

Oh, they got to be hitting a little by vans where they go. Yeah, they got to be doing something. They got to be on something. They got to be on sober. They got to have some, some performances. You've got some PDEs for auctioneers. They probably got a 50 mill of, never mind. There are some jobs that I don't understand how people like design.

Like at what age in your life do you decide? I want to be an auctioneer. Like when does that happen? I've always thought about that I think honestly I think there's only one like origin story to that. A villain arc? Like not even a villain arc, but I genuinely cannot comprehend another way that you end up as that job. You eat some one time she's like god-tongued the tongue's moving. You're like auctioneer. You eat some box and she's like whirr-and-you're like whoa. You're just munching your sir. Betty butter butter butter butter and that's her brother's batter. She goes, soul! You just sit there. She's like 450, 450, 550, 500, 500.

And he's just going to f*** down on the box. Wow, Sol here! What are some other jobs? Oh my God, that's... What are some other jobs? Like, how do you, I don't understand the people yearn for? Um, I mean...

Like, how do you desire to be like an auctioneer? How do you desire to be, things. How do you desire to be the lonely mother f*** that's out in the deserts and it climbs to the top of the wind turbines to pop out a double a battery? You got me so... What's the job title though? Oh, insane maniac that climbs tall ladder. I understand that though because you can go to a good once a month, but you can go to a trade for that. Like you can, there's a whole schooling system for like... To climb a ladder? Yes. Like electrician, people like that, like people that do electrical. But there is a school for that and there's like

training for like i understand that's a more common thing than like something obscure i'm talking like the fact to yearn to have that job no but i'm just you're you're misinterpreting what i'm saying i'm just saying like weird jobs like weird like an auctioneer like what are some other weird oh okay like i never under like i can't understand that what day do you wake up you're like i'm going to go thrive and strive to be an auctioneer okay okay so obscure weird jobs i i mean i had a licensed i was a licensed food handler when i was 14 years old what does that mean i i had to take a certification in a test and I got it from the state. It expired recently.

Was that I mean like a waiter? No, is that where your dating profile would be if you're a waiter? I'm a licensed food. I had it in my, my, I had it in my Instagram

for a very brief amount of time. And my friends told me it was terrible to take it out. In your bio, you had licensed food handler. Where did you work? The Mac. What's the Mac?

It was a four-court multi-sport complex. I worked at the concession stand. And I mopped. When everyone left, I mopped the whole gym. And I was a licensed food handling. You worked as a conced. You handed people pretzels, hot dogs, and candies. Oh, dude, we had killer snow cones. And you were talking to people being like, I'm a licensed food landlord. I had the card in my wallet, too. There's no sense. I swear to go. You don't have to have that to work at a concession. Tell them, I needed the job. I had to do it. You did that for the concession stand?

I had they met that was a requirement I think that might have been I don't think bullying I don't think bullying is right I don't but I would be wrong to saying there isn't good that comes out of it sometimes I I mean that's true story it's 100% true like I yeah obscure I'm trying to think an auctioneer what's another like a like a professional eater like somebody that Joey Chesna like how do you how did Joey Chesda decide like I'm gonna throw glisies for the rest of my life absolutely take meat down the throat. Yes.

With quickness and haste. Robbie! Professional either. I don't know, yeah. Dude, okay, okay, let's call a spade of spate. Yeah. Now, this isn't as obscure, but to go professional in it and like,

uh, but like, break dancer. Like, what's her name from Australia? That won at the Olympics. I've never met a break dancer in my life. She won at the Olympics, and like,

she wasn't like that good. That's one of my biggest icks online, to be honest. Even, I don't care how good of a dancer you are, those videos of people in that, in that, like, room with the wood floor in the in the in the in the mirror they always start dude oh my god it's dude i i know there's a skill that goes into it i just want to say like my whole life on the internet

i get called cringy i get it so who am i to say i get a weird guttural feeling when i watch those break dancing videos in like yoga rooms with like everybody and why is the attire that way why are we in sweatpants in baggy it's to make it i think it's to make the movements look cool I think it's to make it look more. That's what it is. Every break dance you know has hit this before. And the thing that makes it worse is the background people. Oh!

Yeah, they do. I hate you. You're in your pocket. That's so, that is so true. They go, oh. Like, I don't get like, oh my God. It's less of the dance that it cringes me out.

It's the. environment and it's like why why is the same LED lights in everybody's room let's turn the lights on yeah yeah just turn the white we got the overheads we're trying to look at a performance right let's see lights on and i watched like red bull puts on this like break dancer challenge yeah i saw somebody take a heart and like literally you would have thought somebody just created fire yeah and everybody like somebody earlier was like this yeah now there is now okay now okay now Now on the same accord, there is some people that do somebody. This is it.

This is it right here. That beat going. Do do do do and they hit that. Like that shit. Oh, dude, that'll shut the club. You just reminded me of Albert Brennaman from Hitch. You say one more name I don't, I'm going to kill you. How about that?

Stop saying shit. Stop doing that. You don't know Albert Bredeman? No. From Hitch? Sounds like an accountant. Essentially. Oh, I watched it one time.

and I saw two, I watched it. You've seen hits once? It's an American classic. I had it on a DVD that I- No DVD is ever that small. I had on a DVD that I would take on my road trips on my DVD player. You did a road trip DVD player. Yeah, it's a portable DVD player.

You didn't have that. Brokey. Brokey. Oh my God, you have one, like, curl of hair that's wet on the belly button. One head. You spawned keys. You said, um, yeah.

Yeah, professional eater is weird. Break dancer. Break dancer. I get it. I get it because you can. I love that for y'all and it's sick. And you're way more talented than I'll ever be. You're so much better than me.

Yes. The environment is cringy though. Yeah. It's like, yeah. Yeah, I just don't, I don't, I don't like the environment. There's got to be something that's, oh, oh, oh. The arm. The, oh, oh.

Someone hits a sick move. Your wrist is suddenly broken. Your bones just I hate you There's got to be one more Professional yo yo you know You're fucking There's professional yo-yoers

You didn't have yo-yo class In elementary school You had a whole block of education Dedicated to yo-yo Well it was our PE class So we had like three months dedicated to yo-yo's We had an instructor come

Like a professional instructor come We had Like yo-yo's are it And we'd have I forget what they're called But there would be like These two attachments You can add on the side

We had like a company With a truck Come out to our school With yo-yo's I mean, yo-yo's were cool. No, we had a yo-yo class. Like, they were trying to train people to be professional yo-yers. They had professional yo-yers come in, and it was kind of like a breakdancer thing,

but they did performances with yo-yo's. What really set the fucking school off, the light, glow-in-d-d-dark. Oh, my God. And I remember being home at the, and I was like, I want to be, because I was easily impressionable, and I wanted to be an entertainer, always in my life. And so I went home, after I took off my mom's makeup,

and I would be in my living room and I was like I'm gonna yo yo and so I I remember they it was like homework for us to yo yo yo yo so I was in the living room just yo yo yo yo yo yoing yo yo yo and then we had a glass coffee table and I yo yo yoed right into that and it broke my yo yo ended up in the neighbor's yard your your childhood house needs to get napalmed the things that your parents allowed you to do that is they're the they're either the greatest or the work And there's no middle ground. And I think they're the greatest. I worked out, Brady. I mean, I'm here.

You're here. And they're still loving. I mean, 90% of it was me. I redact that. The city of Flugreville needs to get napalmed. That is a bad place. That is a experiment. Like that, I'm getting more convinced. You know what I want to do one day?

I want to, like, create like a $200 Patreon tier. Right? And then for that $200, probably a little more than that, like $500 or something. Oh my God. Well, the people that sign up for that, I'll bring you to Fugerville, and I'll rent like a tourist man. And then I'll give you a tour of all the landmark spots from the Ushendale podcast and Peyton's upbringing of Flugerville. That'd be insane. That would be cool.

Like, in your cul-de-sac, there's an emerging serial killer that collected toenails and blades and was swatted. Yes. What is that? He didn't get swatted. He just had the toenails. and he stabbed it, he stabbed his mom. Who got swatted? My other neighbor.

I mean, I mean, they were selling drugs, but then my other neighbor had a bomb he made. He was in middle school. Created a bomb. Real life, Ted Kaczynski? Then the other neighbor. Do you know Ted Kaczynski? Dude, shut the fuck up. Is that John Krasinski's brother?

And then my other neighbor was actually handing, accidentally handing out edibles on Halloween. Like, that is, that's the, like, that's a start to a Stephen King novel. Like your neighborhood, no, your street is the start to a literal horror book. And you're like the little protagonist character boy that's just growing up and wiping off his mom's makeup. You're like going and finding himself in the world. And there's bombs and knife threats and toenails and swat. And you just don't know what you want to do. But deep down in your heart, you know you have this just urge to entertain.

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Do you want to do a pop culture? I'm always down for a pop culture. You're done for a pop culture? I'm always down for a popi colchi. It's time for people's face. Secret segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, pain it again.

Pop culture, pay in a camp. Bow! I saw a video on TikTok. Talk to me. TikTok my video. It was a video of this woman and her husband getting married, right? Okay. And they're like right standing on the thing

and she's about to say the name of her husband. I take you to be my lawfully wedded husband and I promise to do it. You know the shit they do. All right. That's stupid. So they're about to, you break, you know the waste of time. When you're getting married, you have to, like, there's a priest or a person that just got an online certificate that's about to marry you.

And you have to say, I promise to you that I'll be with you in front of a stranger that you hired. And it means something. So you have to do that. But she was doing it. And she goes, Stephen. The guy's name was like Kowan. she said the wrong name and so she goes

Stephen I mean ah and like she started laughing she said I didn't know I did that she said the wrong name

during the wedding as she's promising this man oh my God I will love you forever oh my God I want to take this

from two different perspectives a lot of people when they're probably going to talk about this on the podcast all over the world

but everybody's going to talk about it from the perspective of the the groom. I want to take it from the perspective of the audience. Oh, oh,

that wedding just got lit. That wedding just got, that turned into a rager. Yeah. Oh. What are you doing? If I'm sitting there, I've already,

I've already wiped my tear off. I can't go to a wedding without crying, by the way. Can't do it. If you cry at my wedding, you're gone. You're going to have to kick now. I will cry your wedding.

I cry. Any wedding I go to, I cry. You'll cry at a complete stranger's wedding? 100%. I got emotional. Matter of fact, that's actually almost factually proven.

I got very, very watery eyeed and teary and it almost came down the cheek. At two people that I've met maybe once before, but truly never met, lives friends from childhood. I think if you cry at a wedding that you don't know the people, you're a psychopath. I might be, call me Dommer. It's something, it's such a, it's an elegant, amazing, loving, beautiful moment that I know what it feels like from the opposite side. So then I'm like, I'm in there now.

Oh, I'm too jaded. I'll be like 50% of these end in divorce. So it's like, there's a 50-50 shot of this working. So I'm like, and I'm like, I heard about you, bro. I was like, I know what you do. I know you don't like blah. I know you don't like blah. Okay, so that's weird though.

If you were to walk into any funeral home and just sit in a funeral, would you cry? No, no. That's so weird. That's something that's permanent, though. Yeah, but they're dead. But the weddings aren't permanent. Marriages aren't permanent.

The wedding is permanent. You can't undo the wedding. You can undo the marriage. Correct. But the wedding is what I'm crying. It's literally, it's the music, it's the people walking down, it's seeing everyone else's emotions. It's that moment. I'm not crying at their bond. They probably cheat on each other. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She makes like struggle spaghetti. He doesn't like it. Like, no. What? Did that get personal? Talk about your wife? But no, I don't know they're buying. And he probably doesn't even get all the game anymore.

You work hard and comes straight back to me in a dad and two. Oh God. No. No. You just start going to go. But I'm crying at that moment. It's like, it's just a buildup. It's like, it's weird, man. It's not, it's very common. I mean, a lot more common amongst females, but that's fine. Like, I love weddings too, but I know what it is.

Like, I, like, that's the same thing with I go to a magic show, right? If I'm watching Chris Angel, I'm like, this is a cool thing like I'm watching. Like, but I know you're not flying. You? I know you're not in the air. Did you just say you would get more emotional

at Chris Angel, mind freak then you would get at a wedding. Probably not Chris Angel, but David Blaine, for sure. David Blaine is the most impressive human I've ever seen in my life. If I ever met David Blaine, that's up there with me meeting the weekend. Like, that's...

David Blaine... That high up, David Blaine's... David Blaine, he's not a magician. He's an anomaly of a human thing. He's an anomaly of a human... David Blaine, he follows me on Twitter, by the way. He also follows like 700,000 people, but that doesn't matter. David Blaine follows me on Twitter.

Can I say this right now? I will pay don't legally do this because if his team sees this but I would pay an exuberant amount of money to have David Blaine on this podcast That would be, oh yeah I wouldn't say a word

I wouldn't say a word It would be a whole podcast of Magic Tricks Everybody on Spotify I'm gonna I'd probably throw up To be honest He's eat glass and Yeah as soon as he does that I'm out of him out

Yeah you burp up a frog I'm good dog I go you can do a cool little card trick Maybe think some numbers and math As soon as you're breaking a limb And going out I'm no good He goes

He's like you see this He's like nothing And he goes, grab it, put it back together. Yeah, he goes, touch it, seriously, it's broken. Yeah, dude, that's all the thing. He's on, he's on fouling, and he got a bowl of nails, and he started swalling them. And they went, and shot him all out, and then that was the trick everybody thought, and he goes, and then a frog came. I literally stood up.

I was like, oh. He's like, I've had that frog here for nine hours. Yeah, it's crazy. It's like, what the f***? Biddy bottle, bread, the bitter, brother. I'm done. no, let me answer. I was just saying I'm done with work.

Let me answer. Back to the tears. What are we talking about? I'm shortly wipe my tears off. And then I would be, that is like the most, like you're not supposed to laugh in a locker room moment. That's like that on steroids. Oh, if she says wrong now.

If I'm in a wedding and the woman says a, I would live like, oh, out loud. I'd be like, oh. Oh, my God. Oh, God forbid I have an aisle seat. If I'm tucked in, I can't overreact like too much. If I have an aisle seat, I go, No, oh God, no she didn't.

Oh, no, she didn't. My leg's loose. It would be the crim de la Crem. What? It was a black family. It's a black wedding. Ah, no. My family?

My feeling that happens? Cam, you would have to give me off the floor how hard I'd laugh. Your mom lived like, oh, this is, no, no. Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no. The press is like, no. Coffee. Oh, no.

Oh, come here. It's okay. And my dad's like, oh, she's available. He goes, oh, what's the? You go, can I golf back now? No, my family. I'm like, oh, sweet Jesus. She goes, honest mistake.

Honest mistake, long day. My dad would be like, Hell yeah. You said me, told you. Yeah, literally. Oh, that would be bad, though. That is insane. That's, okay, last question on that.

I'm so sorry, last question. As the groom, let's switch back to groom. That happens to you. You go up, beautiful day. Sarah, you planned everything, and she literally rips a name. That's not. yours. She goes, I do take you, Jalen. That seems too real. I do take you. DeMarcus.

Sean? Pedro. We'll go Pedro. That's, there go. I do take you. Close your eyes and think about this moment. You're sitting there. Sarah's gorgeous. She's in the best dress ever. All your loved ones are there. The wedding's incredible. The vibes. It smells like a room spray. I mean, everything is, everything is great. I do take you. Mute that, T.J. I don't want people. Their house smell like mine. Mute that. I'm both. God, I'm selfish. Go ahead.

Everything's good. Even CJ's at the wedding. I go, wow. And then Sarah goes like this. I do take you, Jalen. I mean, I'm saying, there'd be two feet right there in eyes. Shoot, you guys, two size 14s.

That's 28. Right there on her eyes. 28 foot power straight to the temple. Oh, yeah. Honestly, seriously? I can't say it on the O'B internet what I do. I can't say it. I don't know if I could

I think for the sake of everyone else Not even her at that point Because at that point to me, we're at war You're in opposition, we're at war You forgot your lunch? Sorry, I'm having Brad 8 a age of right now We're at war, me and her. So for the sake of everyone else

That has traveled far and wide I will finish the wedding Okay, it's a mistake, whatever yeah, love you, smooth You're such a... Second, we go back there Well also a big majority is that You know, we probably funded this too So I'm not gonna waste everything

Oh, you could still party without her, though. Oh, no. You're going. You're gone. Oh, we're going back there. And a couple things just happening. Either she's leaving. I'm leaving.

Or we're not, like, there's no more. We're not, I'm not sitting up there and fiddling with cake with you. You just said Jalen. Who's Jalen? I'm Cameron. I'm Cameron. Who's Jalen? No, no, you with your family.

I'll be with my people. I'm going to drink and get blasted and forget this happened. And then we'll see if we're going to be married in the morning. You still have a question about it? Oh, you would be a. good, oh dude, Cam, I would cheat on you like a Oh, dude, you'd be hurtful. Dude, you're just a

pushover. Honestly, if you give me like a Route 44 Coke Zero, make it dirty and unlimited access to the game, you can do whatever you want. And a blow job? I mean, you're good. Like, you're so, like, you're ideal partner. You suck to be cleaning me a Coke Zero in a video game, I'm good. If you were a woman, oh dude, you'd be into

athletes too. I mean, you would just be dogged because I could cheat on Cam and nothing's going to happen. He's going to happen. He's going to be right here. God, this is rough. It's true. Based off that, You'll be like, we'll see if we're married in the morning. She says another man's name at the altar. It takes more to be a forgiving person. Life is only once. It's very fragile.

Who do you gain from that? Maybe it was a mistake. Make a mistake with somebody else. That's true. But everything, all the good moments, you're a good person. All the good moments way up to that one mistake. You don't win points in life being a good person to the point of a pushover. No, you don't.

I want you to fight harder than that. I'm actually, I'm going to start testing you. You're sort of like, I'm going to start tantalizing. my life like, oh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna borderline your relationship up just to test if you'd stay. Like, I'm just gonna like leave like rappers. My real life marriage. There's like a magnum ripped up and I'm gonna rip one up

and throw it in the truth. I don't buy those. You go, it can't be me. You go, if you know I don't use those. And that was Pop culture, pay in a camp. Pop culture, pay in a camp. Get us out of here.

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