You Should Know Podcast - TESTING THE WORLDS WORST UBER! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: August 17, 2026

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Hey everybody, welcome back to using our podcast episode two, three, zero round of a plus cam. We're figuring it out still. We're figuring it out. I don't know the intro yet. I don't, I'm not mad with that one. Round of applause cam. Now if anyone else claps, that means they're in the wrong because I was directed by you to clap. I wonder if the people clap behind the screen right now. There's definitely some. There's definitely some. There's no way people like, dude, I really want the round of applause back just to hear you say it. No, I think there's a lot of people that just like to hear the clap. That's strange. To me, that's right. If you're, if you're requesting that the round of applause makes a return, but you're not applauding in a circle,

that's strange. The same people that do that or the same people that do that, listen to audio. That's strange, isn't it? That's so accurate. I used to. Watch audio? Oh, no. No, I used to have the best headphones.

I used to hate when people I've never met a human that did that. Oh, dude. You grew up around too many white people. Oh, yeah, and I've been to a lot of church camps. Oh, it was like, it was like unwritten, like swag. Like, like round of applause for our next speaker. Everybody that I knew that went to church camp got fingered.

Like that's like, it's true. Everybody that I knew that way got fingered, which is fine. But, like, the first finger was at church camp. That has to get muted. Oh, my, it hurts my soul. How accurate that's the thing. Yeah. I mean, there was some just raunchy stuff going on.

Right after chapel, dude. Yeah, right behind that. Talk about the crucifixion about how he died for our sins. And then she goes to a cabin. Yeah, that's why a lot of people win. It's because they get away from their family. And they're like, they know Sally Seuss go. y'all get weird at the creek.

I didn't do. I'm real quiet on the creek. I still, after that went viral this last week, I still haven't seen that trend happen one time. Like it's never naturally. Your phone's broken then. Your phone or your TikTok's broken. There's no way you have not seen a singular quiet on the creek video.

Never seen it. Only quiet on the creek video I've seen is ours. And in the comments of ours, there's literally the, now it's not real breath, but it's like all the gifts. Yeah, see, my algorithm is not, never been that horny. It's not even horny.

If it's people gyrating their chesticles. That's more, that's more chesticles is nice. It's more musical. It's more sonic. My timeline's very sonically gifted. And I did see a bunch of people like, oh, you know, on the highlighted blue part of, like, TikToks?

It's like quiet on the creek real meaning. I never clicked on it, but I saw it. Yeah, I mean, everyone's curious. It literally was a story that someone just remixed in a song and went absolutely ballistic. Oh, it's probably like one of the, it's like a Billy Holiday, strange fruit situation. What the hell?

Who is Billy Holiday and what is Strange Fruit? Who is Billy Holiday? I just hurt your sad little John Cena heart. Who the hell is Billy Holiday. She's an old black. It's a she? Yeah, she's an old black singer and Strange Fruit is, you're going to have to mute this out.

She was, oh, from the poppy tree. Yes, she was writing about singing black. It called Strange Fruit and then Kanye remixed it into Strange Fruit. Hang in from the Poppy Tree. Yes. And so that's what I'm saying. Thieves. So I'm saying it's probably a strange fruit situation wherever quiet on the creek was probably

like a slave him that white people were like, dude, this is sick. Bouch your tuesday, bounce your, you know what I mean? Taking, taking a freedom of working for freedom of him. Yeah. And remixing it on a turntable. It's literally what blood on the leaf is. And telling other white people to bounce their t is the craziest thing I've ever heard. It's blood on the leaves.

There you go. That's the whole story. You just got it. That's an a habit, dude. Honestly, give him a fist up for you. I just think if we're going to cardiac grass. Oh, my God, said, oh, dude, that's, oh, they have rhythm, don't they? Let's throw some 808s behind it.

Hey, Margaret, bounce them. That's actually how Elvis got his career. Really? Yeah, Black Church. He would pick through one. He was like, dude, this is sick. I'm going to steal that song. I'm going to do it because I own a guitar right now.

I'm going to do it and just put a little strings on. Yeah, actually, yeah. Really? Yeah, welcome to History. I love it. I love it. Hey, there we go. You know what else is coming to Patreon?

Robbie's back. A lot of people have missed Robbie. He was in Peru. Dear God. So I'm excited to see that. So Robbie's not the only one that traveled this past weekend. He's not. We didn't.

Me and Cam, we went on some trips this week. We took a little love bird. A little love bird reunion. One of them was a work trip. It was such an hour. He said, it was work.

It was work. I wouldn't have been there with you if it wasn't work. That's crazy. First one, yes. I wouldn't have been there with you if it wasn't for work. But if I said, hey, do you want to go to New York for the weekend? I'd be like, I'd be like, are you okay?

Yeah, you'd be like, what happened? Yeah, what happened? Everybody is. Sorry, I got you, bro. You need to say the night. Yeah. You wouldn't do that. If I would, if I said, no, genuinely, just would like to.

I just know how non-possible that is. Astronomically impossible that is. There's a better chance of you having a six-pack than that happened. Hey, I'm working on that. I know, I'm proud of you. I'm working on it. It's slow progress. Like a real slow progress.

But we did take a trip to New York City for like a couple days. We did some work that you'll end up seeing on our new YouTube channel, YSK on plug. Yeah, you will. But that was a crazy trip. That was an insane trip. Like literally, from the moment we landed. Okay, now, is it fair to say it's partially our fault? It's partially our fault for the claws that we put in.

It's your fault. Okay, it is my fault. I wanted to see if you were going to be going to go out of to it too. So we've been to New York countless times, right? I mean, just time after time. I love New York. And we've literally never stepped foot in the taxi. So I don't know what I was feeling.

I didn't sleep on the plane. He was knocked. He was like a tongue out and shrew like a dead animal. I didn't sleep at all, so I got off the plane. I was hype, I was ready to go. Let's go see New York. And I said, brother, we're here for two days, in and out. Let's do a fun game.

He said, I don't like public games. I don't like that. I said, that's fine. Unless we're bored it, I don't do it. Let's only get in taxis while we're here. Yeah, Cam is insane. We were in New York for 48 hours. As soon as he landed, he became like,

like he, a West Village legend. He was like, he was like, dude, let's get in a taxi, man. This is New York. It's New York. Okay, hey, taxi, you f***. Yeah, and I was like, no. I've always going to do that. Can't whistle like that.

I always wanted to do that, reach for one, and I finally got to fulfill my dream. Now, if I could have had some foresight and knew what was going to happen after getting taxis instead of Uber Blacks, I definitely would have retracted my statement. Our first taxi experience in New York was literally a trip from hell.

It was the worst experience I've ever had in a car ever, literally ever. It was absolutely. insane. It all, it was 35 minute drive, I might add. No, no, yeah. Yeah, it was, you was 42. I looked at it. It was a 42 minute taxi drive from the airport to our hotel in New York. So I'll start this story off because at some point I check out and I don't know what happened because I got so uncomfortable. As the story progresses, it gets worse and worse. So just stay along for the ride. I literally to a point I check out of this taxi. Oh my god.

So Cam was like very adventurous. He was like, okay, we just landed in New York. Let's get in this taxi. He finds the first taxi ever. Now, this guy looked like a gang member. Let me put it out there. He was an old, like a retired gang member. Like you can tell he's spent some time incarcerated.

100%. And later in the story, you'll see he did. And his brother. His brother. By the way, his brother's made up. I'm going to say that right now. His brother's made up. First of the quick access to every picture.

Yeah. Oh my God. We'll get to it. This is the greatest thing ever. So, boom, we land in New York. We get into this taxi. The guy, I've never seen a taxi driver open up a door. Yeah, I don't, it's, I think he, I think he does Uber on the side.

He's in between, he's in between games. Yeah, I think he was a regular car. He just slapped some taxi stickers on it. He just painted that, yellow with like literal paint from a store and just put tax on it. So he gets out, he opens up the door for us. He stabs himself with my door. I see him literally go like that. I'm like, holy shit.

This guy is sporadic. Sporatic. Perfect word. So I sit down. I'm uncomfortable because I, I enjoy luxury. Sorry. I'm sitting down like this. Now, I'm having an allergy attack, right? Yes. And so I'm sneezing a lot. I'm literally going, hachoo, hachoo, hachoo. As we're driving out of the airport, the man turns fully back at me. Right? Cars are in front of the road. Cars are everywhere. He turns around. He goes, is it too cold in here?

What? He goes, he's out of the road. He goes, is it too cold in here? I go, I go, no. I go, the temperature's fine. He goes, I heard you sneezing. Yeah, I sneeze out loud. I can't sneeze quietly anyway. So I go, yeah, I'm good. He goes, all right, man, all right.

So we make it out of the airport. We're starting to get highway, right? We're starting to get a little speed. We're going like 50 miles per hour, right? In New York. So he's cutting and weaving through traffic. I'm like, holy shit. I'm getting a little seasick.

Oh, 100%. 100%. It was about an 8 out of 10 odds for vomit. Now, I want to say this, this taxi had a sunroof. Yeah, I did. We got into the car, the sunroof was open. Now, I don't know if this guy was blind or dumb, but you could see the sky was turning horribly great.

A storm was ensuing. I'm noticing this storm coming, right? I'm starting to see rain droplets hit the side of the windows right here. I'm like, oh shit, it's starting to come. down. This guy is starting to get into a passionate conversation with Camp. Yeah. Okay. So right when we get in, right when we hit the highway rather, I get a call from my bank. Long story short, it's a weird thing about my insurance. And first of all, this guy is absolutely listening to my conversation. Like he literally said, hey, what's going on? He's heard to ad lib and he goes, nah, for real? Yeah, he said,

man, ain't no way. I would check into that. I would check into that. So I get off the phone call. He goes, man, that sounds serious. He had one of those S-Hs, like a New York S-H thing. He goes, man, that's s' down serious. You ever seen the show Squatters? I said, what? He said, squatters. You ever seen the show?

I said, no, I know the squaders. He goes, man, she's unbelievable. He said, you want to know even something crazy? The whole time, the whole time we're going to 50 on the highway. He's like this. He's looking back at us. He says something crazy. And as this is happening, the storm starts to pick up more outside.

I'd argue to say it's not, it's past gray. It's like a very, like a high tinted black. Yes. It's black outside. And it's starting to get wet. Very much so wet. He goes, craziest part is squat and it's not even illegal.

It's the possession of a fake lease agreement. He just starts telling me about this. So we're talking about squatting and I should not. This is probably one of the best moments of my life. We're talking about squatting and all of a sudden, I'm like, oh, I look up. His sunroof is still down. Me and Peyton, because of the drive,

like rain's not coming just like this and he's driving. raindrops are hitting us in the face. He was full on having a conversation about squatting. And talking to Cam about his private conversation he had on the phone. Meanwhile, I'm drowning in the back seat. I'm getting hit slapped with water. There's at one point I'm in a taxi like this. I should never be in this position.

And the mother, the taxi driver kept looking back. So he sees me like. this and never acknowledges it, never acknowledges the fact that I am wet. The only time he acknowledges when we came to like a stop in the traffic, and he goes, oh man, it's raining. So let me shut that. Sorry, fellas, sorry.

Anyway, squatters. He keeps going on about the squatters. And then, so at this point, I'm like, oh, this guy is super talkative. I have a gift of gab. Let's keep this thing rolling. No, no, and Cam has this weird kink where if he sees that somebody is a little bit off and sees like somebody's like passionate, Cam goes, oh, I'm. I want to mess with this person.

Oh yeah, I want to see how far they can go. So this guy starts to get passionate and passionate and keep talking and starts to get like more animated, like a very New York animated. Very New York animated. I don't like it, right? Because like I just got off this plane. I'm having an allergy check.

I'm wet. Like I don't like this with traffic. He's starting to cuss people out. Oh yeah. As they're driving, he goes, these f*** people, they're not real New Yorkers. Right, they're not New Yorkers are cutting me off in traffic. This is 69.

Right there in Harlem, right there in East Harlem. He said, did a four years stinting Bronx. I went back to Harlem. He goes, this rules that divv these people on New Yorkers. And now I'm like, okay, I don't want to be involved in this. I'm awkward. I'm anxious. So I put it in my headphones. Yeah. I have the choice to not be involved with this driver. So I take that choice. I put my earphones in my ear. So Payton puts his earbuds in, leans back. I dive into this conversation. So this guy very talking, very animated. So I go, all right, brother, you mind if I hit you with the philosophical question? He goes, go for it.

I like those. I was like, all right. I go, when, if ever, is it okay to break the law? He goes, man, good question, good question. You know, I'm gonna say when it's protecting your loved ones. And I go, man, that's a great answer. What makes you think that way? He goes, well, I've been shot in the leg and stabbed in the neck. It really changes your train of thought.

I said, what the fuck? And then I swear, he can attest this. I swear to God, he says that. Obviously, I'm not laughing at this retired gangster in his own car. I go, wow, man. That's intense. Wow. He literally, so we're like bumper to bumper.

He hits the break real quick, puts the car in part and goes, no, seriously, look. He goes, he goes, dagger blade, haul him, 79. I said, you were dead? And he goes, you ever, I rolled down my window, he thinks I'm still a sucker like I used to be. He stabs me all down here, blood everywhere. You ever face death before? And he has full sweatpants on. He goes, and here's the leg.

Look, here's the leg. He goes in here, out there. One hole, two hole. In here, out there. Light's been green for 24 seconds. Every car's gone. Surprisingly, there's only like two honks. And he goes,

shut up, just suck a fuck. Yeah. Just random shit. He goes, I'm not a gangster no more, but somebody used to do that to me back and haul him. I'd kill him. And then he's just driving.

So then he randomly goes, he goes, man, that's what it is in these streets though, man. He goes, you see a nice guy driving around in a nice car like me and my brother. My brother's a good man, man. He did 12 years in jail. He's a good man, sold drugs.

He's a drug, shot somebody 14 times. But this is a good man. He owns a car wash now. And what I was saying, literally like, we're not, I asked one question, mind you, I asked one question, and it's just like this never ending barrel rolling conversation. He then, this is what I was talking about earlier,

the quickness in his ability to pull up pictures while driving, while driving. So he literally, he gets out of the Uber at him and goes, look right there, that's my brother, right there. You see that? Corvette C8. So nobody was with us back in the day. That's why he had to shoot someone.

He did 12 years over there shooting. He goes, now his son's on parole. He goes, anyway, Harlem ain't the same. He's on to run for murder. But, you know, it's all right. He turned British. No, and then the craziest part. So then we have like six minutes left in the drive.

And I go, man, you keep talking about Harlem. Like, I don't know. I don't know the borough's too well. Like, is that like the, you know, bad one? Not trying to be disrespectful. I don't say that what he said. Oh, I have to. I have to.

It can get muted. Mute the first R. Yeah. So we, he's like, man, it's just a crazy place. He goes, Manhattan's all nice. You get shoots everywhere in Harlem. You can get robbed. Just, just like that.

No context. No context. No buildup. We both look at each other. I'm looking at Pee. Like, this is the greatest conversation I've ever had. It was so bad. And then the final thing, we get to the hotel.

Remember, like, so he said, I said it, this man's very animate. He's like, it's almost like he thinks we're not believing, like, how New York he is. Yeah, and so as he was talking about his gangster stories, he got more and more aggressive. He got more and more aggressive. He started right before we got to the hotel. Oh my God, he got out of the car. Exactly. We stopped at a red light. We stopped at a red light, and he was getting so passionate about his ex-gangster stories. And he was talking about this one time a guy tried to rob him, like from his car. Yeah. So he was telling the story, the light turns green

and instead of driving he goes so I had to get out of the car and this motherfucker and he undoes his seatbelt in real life so quick opens the door turns around to the car behind him he goes what motherfucker

you want to rob me you know my brother is he said I don't sucker like the motherfucker bring it I'm literally like getting the car the light is green he has two passengers paying in his taxi

and he gets out he's like what motherfucker I ain't no sucker So get it. I was, I was like this. Oh my God. Oh, my God. He's out of the car. Oh, it was driving Peyton mad.

Now he's in full of gangster mode and we get to the hotel. We get to the hotel. And he pulls up, if you've been to New York, whatever, they got to pull up on the street. There's still cars coming. So he pulls up and another car dropping somebody off is right behind us. And he goes, this motherfucker I want to get too close. I can't even pop the trunk.

I'll take care of his. And we're like, hey, I was like, no, he's actually respectful of this. I'll grab the bag over the back scene. We actually have no luggage. We just have little duffel bags. It should be quick. He gets out of the car and goes, Hey man, back the fuck up, man.

That's your problem. No respect nowadays. I'm from Hualim. Like, he's saying all these things. The other guy starts popping his shit out of his window. He's like, shut the fuck up, whatever. He goes, man, I'll fucking kill you. I go, I literally is like, oh, God, he just turned in his life.

I'm going inside. Hilo, I walk straight. He just starting his life over our duffel bags. I'm going inside. I was like, does that make me an accomplice? I'm an accomplice murder. And the cherry on top. He gets, we grab our duffel

bags. He got out of the car for nothing because we grabbed our bags and the door open. There was enough space. There was enough space. We grabbed the bags. He goes, man, I'll kill you. And then he literally sees us walking away. He goes, all right, gentlemen, have a blessed day. Yeah, have a blessed day. Appreciate the conversation. I was in, I was an elevator at that point. Yeah, you too, man. Bro, it was a wicked time. It was Cam's fault because he wanted to be a New Yorker. You wanted to take a taxi. Was that not the most New York ever experienced? I literally thought. I'm from Texas. You could tell, by the way, to step around the room. I'm not doing it.

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Booking. Yeah. You know what else was unbelievable? A couple of days later, we took a trip to Oklahoma. And we haven't talked about this. Talked about what? You did the nastiest thing I've ever seen. What the hell did I do?

So me and Cam, we went to Oklahoma because our friend Kane Brown had a concert. So we had the whole day to ourselves at this like casino resort. And at this casino resort, they had this very nice adult only pool with a DJ and stuff like that. DJ was killing it. Swim up bar. Yeah, shut the fuck up. Yeah, sorry. So we were in the pool, right?

We're in the pool. Me and Cam, we're drinking, we're talking, we're dancing to the music. We're having a great time under the sun. Now, this was my first time in a pool since I was a child. And I was talking about, well, at least this pool is a chlorine pool. At least this is clean. And Cam goes, how do you know it's a chlorine pool? And I go, okay?

And I go, I don't know. There's a bunch of people in here. It's a public pool. It's probably chlorine. He goes, let's check. I go, I don't know. Do you have a beaker or something? You're going to pull out like a tube to test this?

What do you mean? Let's check. I don't know what this means. By the way, there's 400 bodies in this pool and this public pool. There's a lot of people there. Cam goes, in Oklahoma, but... Cam goes, let's check if this is a chlorine pool. I go, all right, man, what are you going to do?

I look over. Cam starts to go down. He's going down under the water. Now, Cam, I go, Cam, what the fuck you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing down there? he goes to about right here where just his mouth is under the water. I swear to God, he goes, he scoops with his tongue, public pool water, and stands back up

and looks me dead in the eyes and goes, it's salt. It was definitely salt water. I go, I literally go, what the fuck are you doing? Oh, what is that? You were, you were perplexed and disgusting. You know how disgusting that is? That's not that bad. is not that bad. How? That's not. First off, we have alcohol in our body at that point.

It's going to kill whatever I got it. Second, it's only, it was only the very tip of my tongue and my lips. That's an easy way to distinguish. I don't need a beaker and goggles and a lab coat. Never in the history of my life have I been like, oh, I wonder what I'm in right now. I'm going to test it with my mouth. That's the best way to test it. That's the best way to get a disease. Oh, no shot, no shot. My immune system works so hard. Dude, there is a guy with the biggest scab on his back that was in a pool next was I almost saw bone like he like like it was the grossest community of people in one pool now I've ever seen now I will say I did not take the participants into mind when I did it yeah I just went straight to I said dude I'll test it

for you no problem went down I was said came back up and I went oh definitely salt water and I thought that was normal I've done that my whole life you know's the first way I can distinguish you've done that your whole life I would rather yes I would rather confiscate my mouth in my eyes. My eyes are valuable. I don't like, I don't open my eyes under water. Why would you even test it with your eyes? You got to test it somehow? Ask somebody. Oh, because there was a pool deck boy walking around. Oh, there's a pool deck boy. There's a lifeguard. Lifeguard and he knows. He's a 17 year old lifeguard was watching over 50 year olds drink majitos in a four foot pool.

And so you think it's not doing a thing. Oh, so that's more crazy than putting your tongue and your life on the line and going underwater. Are you're nuts? My life's not on the line. It's a tongue. It's easy. Quick in and out access. And I spit it out.

I didn't digest it. I literally went, I said, yeah, dude, I'll check. No problem. Jump back up. I said, Ah, that is. Oh, definitely salt water.

Dude, okay, I farted and peed in that pool, so you got a little bit of me and you. Say you swear that you pissed in a public pool at the ripe age of 27. Yes, that's what you. That's not crazy. That's less crazy than you. You taste testing the water. Pissing in a public pool when you are 27 years old

and you can easily get up and remove yourself from the body of water. It's crazier than me going, No, the ground was hot. I didn't want to walk. No, no, you have completely flipped this on you. Do you understand what you just said? You are 27 and you piss in a pool willingly.

You're a sick. First of all, I haven't been in a pool since I was eight. So that was new. And the last time I was in a pool, it was okay because I was eight. Exactly. It was okay because you're eight. But I'm saying,

But if you take, that's why it's, okay, but it's normal from Michael Jackson to climb trees. He didn't have a childhood either. All right. So it was my, that's my Michael Jackson moment, is ping and pull. Oh, he's Michael Jackson and he pisses and pool. There's no way in your heart of hearts that willingly pissing in a public pool with 400 people like you said. It was gross.

It's more okay than me just going, 100% that's more okay than tasting public pool water because that doesn't affect me. It affects people like you that eat the public pool water. But your act, my act only affects me. Out of the poor. If there is a disease, I get it. You don't. Your act affects everyone.

If some guys hammered off Bud Light and he wants to go for a dive in a four foot pool, piss, Peyton piss all up in his nostril. Out of the 400 people that were in that pool, how many do you think? We're black. Peed in that, no. Oh. How many people do you think peed in that pool? One, I think you.

You're insane. You're insane. You're at least three. At least three. You and two females. And the two females, they probably just couldn't control it. They were probably having a very good time, and it just slipped out. You think out of all those people that were belligerently drunk in that pool,

none of them were peeing, that's like the number one thing you do when you're drunk is pee. Those guys piss themselves at a bar. You don't think they're paying themselves on a pool? That's different. No, because the pool is sacred. A bar is not sacred. A bar is like a fucking saloon. The fact that you think a bar is more sacred than a pool is absolutely insane.

A pool is where you have fun. Everyone's shirtless. Everyone's vulnerable. Exactly. You're more naked. You got pissing motherfuckers like you. No, that is not sacred. A bar?

Fuck the fuck. The bar is sacred? It's, no, no, no, no. A pool's more sacred. A pool's more sacred. Okay. That's crazy. A pool's more sacred.

That's crazy that you have that view of a pool. Sacred or not? No, no, no, you're going to talk about my Oklahoma pool experience. You do something that is equally as disgusting as what you do pissing in the pool. What do you, I don't know what that means. This man. Okay, let's just ask. Let's start from ground one.

Yeah. When you wear a swimsuit, what do you do? after you leave the pool. Say you go back in the room, you're getting ready, what do you do with your swimsuit? Throw it on the ground. Jeez, and to think, I thought this could not get worse.

What the f*** do you mean? You throw it on the ground. I'm done with it. I get in the shower. You don't even hang it on the shower on. Eventually it gets there. You said immediately, though, I'm being honest. And frame that's why I get.

And I respect that. Yeah. What do you do to dry your swimsuit? Oh, I hang it up. Okay. So say we get in the pool the next day. Are you wearing that again? Okay, that's normal, right?

Now say we leave, we go home. Right. And the swimsuit's dry, what are you doing with it? The swimsuit's dry? Yeah. Put in the drawer. So you mean to tell me? Because I already know you did this, I just wanted to get it,

caught 4K for everyone else. It's 1080-p. That's 1080. You don't wash your swimsuit after using it in the same public disgusting cesspool that you claim it is. Yeah, I've never washed a swimsuit today in my life. I don't think anybody has ever washed a swimsuit. Everyone f***s.

Everyone on earth that owns swimming trunks, a bathing suit, a one piece, two piece, bikini, and anything in between, they wash them. Not if you're in a pool. If you go to an ocean, maybe. But chlorine pools, there's no point. There's no point to wash a swimsuit. You are the one. You're the one that argued. It's disgusting.

You just said pools are gross. They are gross. So you f***h wash your clothes. It's not my clothes. It's a swim truck. I'm not wearing those every day. It's a piece of clothing. No, that piece of clothing.

This piece of clothing only goes in the. pool. That's why it's okay. Can I say this? No one has ever washed a swimsuit. This is what I do. I go into the pool once a decade. I go into the pool. I take off my swimsuit. I hang it up to dry. And if I want to wash it, I'll just rinse it off in the shower and then I'll hang it back up. No one's washed a swimsuit. They're not machine washable. They are, I wash my swimsuit every time I am done with a pool endeavor and there's not an immediate one the next day. That's insane. That's normal. That's clothes. I do that with all my clothes. Swimsuits are closed. Nine out of ten people you meet will never wash their swimsuit. I'm telling you right now.

I don't know where, I don't know what propaganda you got the non-pool goers that still own swimsuits. I don't know if y'all are in your own group chat. Everyone washes their swim trucks. No, I can, I've never, and all the women I've met in my life, none of them have ever washed their bathing suits. None of them. That is the furthest from the truth. Call any woman you've ever met. Any woman you've ever met.

Okay. You're going to call you, who? The only woman you know your wife. Who do you want me to call? Your wife. Call your wife. Okay. Here we go.

That's so gross. Tell her on the podcast. It just asks you a simple question. Hello. Hey, babe. We are live on the podcast right now. Do you have a quick moment to answer a question? I didn't.

Okay. A little too jolly. Okay, with no bias whatsoever. When you are done using a bathing suit after swimming, whatever, do you wash it? No. Let's go! I told you. No one does it.

I'm going to rephrase this question. No one does it. If we go to the pool, and then we come back home. It air dries and whatever. But you never put it in the washing machine before the next use? And I just put it in my drawer.

Thank you. You're a dirty fool again. Get ready for the divorce lawyer. Bye. Okay, well, no, hold on. One more. My mom was in a pool today. And that doesn't count?

Why is that not count? In the 50s. So? You said, any woman. Hello? Hey, everyone's jolly. Hey, we're live on the podcast. Do you have a quick moment to answer a question?

Of course. Okay. So, oh, free plug. Hi everybody, it's Grammy. Okay, when you go to the pool, when you use a bathing suit, wherever it is, before your next use of it, do you wash it? Call failed.

Okay, I'll call it, I'll call Sarah real quick. This be the last call. Oh, Sarah, you better enough, can lie. Oh, my nose is dry. And all three of them, then I'm convinced you're in the same group as women. She's, those gross creatures. She's six, is she six.

You might not answer. Oh, there you go. Good morning. Morning. Hey, I have a quick question. You're on the pod. Just a yes or no. Whenever you are done getting out of the pool,

do you wash your swimsuit? Thank you. Love you. Told you. No. Okay, the call failed. You're back. Can you hear me?

Yeah. When you are done in the pool, do you wash your swimsuit before the next use? Yes. I knew I could count on my sweet loving mother. Thank you, Mom. Apparently we're the only clean humans in the universe. Goodbye now.

I can tell you, get in the comments right now. Put if you wash your swimsuit. No one does it. I'm going to... There's no purpose. I'm going to start like a public sue, like a public lawsuit against everyone that says they don't watch that. That's disgusting.

We're going to put a poll out too. No one does it. It's pointless, bro. How is that pointless? That's like washing your hands after a shower. It doesn't make sense. No, that's not it. That is not it at all.

It's actually such a good analogy. No, it's not because you don't de-skin your hands. What do you mean? You're not taking anything off or on. That's like if you used a shower glove and then you used it for 10 years straight and you never washed it once. That's equivalent.

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What's some things that are traditionally, like some people find nasty that isn't? Like, I don't think, I think that traveling with the toothbrush is disgusting. That's why I never travel with a toothbrush. You are literally saying, you are saying the opposite. You are saying nasty that you find normal. That is disgusting. That's nasty? I've never traveled with a toothbrush.

I've never taken a toothbrush on a plane or a car. You're the only man. You're the only human being I know that travels. leaves their home without a toothbrush. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart. And I've just grown to accept it because I love you. I don't want to change you. I just want to accept you.

You were the only human being I've ever met. I'm talking college teammates that they don't have a pot to piss in. They got a toothbrush. Old grandparents, toothbrush. Mom and dad, toothbrush. My kid, my 18-month-old has a toothbrush. And when he gets out of the shower, he goes, teeth, teeth. You brush his teeth?

Yes, I brush his teeth. That seems counterintuitive. Why? He's got three of them. Yeah. He knows he needs to brush teeth. He doesn't have the dexterity yet. He just wait till the full thing comes in.

The full thing. What is that? Like it comes in one tooth. It's like, you, that is the grossest thing ever. Really? You can't argue that. If you were buying a little dollar toothbrush at the hotel. That's the plan.

Always, that's the plan. It can't be because the success rate of that plan is 5%. That happens one out of every 20%. Yeah, no, it doesn't happen often. But it is the plan for sure. I actually, I think for a Patreon video, we need to take you to it like a dentist. Like a scientist and swap your mouth.

Oh, no. No, you want COVID again? And see what the hell comes out. You can't be, that's not normal. Yeah, no, it's, well, I'm just telling you what I do. I just think it's gross. Okay, for me, one of my things that might be gross, if I wear a pair of socks, Nike socks, all day long,

and I did not sweat, like, I did not actively sweat. So basketball, outdoor walk, or the gym, I will put those socks on all day for the next day. Oh, yeah, that's normal. I haven't taken, I've worn these socks for. all 2026. Now for me... 2026 hasn't seen a new pair of socks yet. And we're in mid-July.

I don't know. Where were we at? August. Middle of August. Oh my God, I got so embarrassed in front of Cain Brown. That was so embarrassing. Wait, what? I didn't know the order of the months.

Oh my God, you didn't. Oh, my God. And he made... Dude, I don't... The order of the months, when we get to this part of the year, so confusing to me. Why? I don't know, bro.

It's always been that way. You were like tripling down. What happened? You literally said, we were talking about when we go overseas. And you said, you said, yeah, October, September. October, September. And we're like, brother, September's next month. You said, how come October come before it?

Why is October before it? September's next month. So you're telling me we don't have eight weeks until we go. We have four. Everyone was looking at it. I'm like, you said, bro, January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, October, September. And everyone was just, oh my God.

It's so confusing to me. No, you got embarrassed. I slightly felt bad. Security was over there. What the fuck you live there? It was bad, man. It was bad, bro. Okay, I, okay, there's something.

I've been dying and waiting to show you this. There's something that I absolutely have to read to you. Okay. So this is a real thing from Twitter. It's a news article. Okay. A Florida restaurant owner has loved. launched a monthly nude dining night at his steakhouse.

The first Monday of each month, and it began in July 26th. Guests are served premium steaks by a clothed staff in a private setting. Tickets are priced at $250 for men and $150 for women. Holy shit. Wait, there's a New York restaurant. Florida. Florida. Florida restaurants.

Of course it's Florida. Of course it's Florida. There's a Florida restaurant that host a nude night. A nude steak night once a month. How many people does this hold? That's what I want to know. I don't know. We can die.

I got to see like the inside. Show me the inside of the steakdown. I'll show you the owner. Oh, yeah. He's, oh, man. He's got a fedora. Yeah, he's in a 40-ounce glass of line. Oh, this guy has weird anime art on his big naked anime art in his house.

It's like neon glowing lights. Dude, anybody with this combo is freak. Like any, I've I. Tinted Sonny's. Let me say something about, like, we'll put a picture of them up on the screen. Anybody who dresses like this, like, they're like inherently a freak. Oh, yeah. He's got a fedora on.

These glasses, these are freak glasses, that mustache. Those, and whatever this carpenter apron we've got going on, this guy has an obnoxious amount of in his life. Oh, I mean, incriminating so many. would say an incriminating amount of and you know what's crazy? The crazy part about this is I understand there's a nudist community. Shout out to my nudist.

Like that's fire. But you know what's the freaky part about this? What? Is the fedor man is not participating in the nudity. He's fully clothed. He's just bringing you your meat. He's here to watch and admire not to partake. He's not a part of the nudist clan like he should be. He's not a part of that ilk.

He is sitting back there with that 46 ounce glass of wine and he's, oh, he's going through two bottles night. Oh, it's, what is it, every Monday? The, can you please? Like, I, I need to hear like a quote from this guy. Like, what, what he said about this. Let's find it. Let's find it. Okay, I found a video from the owner. Let's see what he says. I need to hear him explain this. I need to hear his voice. Oh, go, hold on. I need to hear him. Look, first Monday of every month, we have our host our new dinner where guests can come and just take their clothes off and have a great dinner. Jesus.

Every Monday or every first Monday we host a beautiful night where our guests can just come by, take their clothes off and have a great dinner. That's the most, that might be the most freaked out sentence ever uttered. That raised more questions for me. Are you showing up naked or so they're getting there and then they're getting naked in front of other people? Oh, they have to. You can't get out of an Uber. You can't get in an Uber butt out naked.

Or is it like a trench coat situation where you're, trench coat naked now i that's kind of hot that's hot trench coat naked's hot trench coat naked's fine and okay i'm out of that all oh she means business and then bam oh wow and isn't this like uh isn't this like a this could be a health concern right like this could be a problem because like what if you're eating right a nice fillet oh yeah fillet just hit a cid lip it falls down you got you got sizzling waggoo truffle butter right on your oh god ooh A little sizzling waggoo falls hits that scrotum.

Can I hear more about this? Let's keep listening. This is, I mean, this is incredible. I love the little faces you make. Am I crushing on you? Like, what is going on? You're being weird, bro. First Monday of every month,

we have our host, our new dinner. We have our host a new dinner? Yeah, he can't talk. He's so horny. He's so pussed out of his mind. He can't even speak. And just take their clothes off and have a great dinner.

It's legal because the windows are completely blacked out. No one can see from outside. Our staff are fully clothed. So there's no entertainment from us. The entertainment is just dinner. He says the idea came after the restaurant hosted a private party for nudist. Once the event was finished, my idea said, let's do it ourselves.

We have a robe that everyone is offered. We have a leather seat cushion, which is sanitized. We also have a lap towel. And the concept may not be. Yeah, okay, I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. This guy's going to hell. No, he's got a first-class ticket to hell.

I want to see, I want to see the clientele too. Because, you, like, in our minds, right, we go to the sexy, oh. Oh, it's some goblins. Oh, my God. It's, it's Friott and his daughter. Like, it is like some, like, oh, it is, it is wolf-looking people. Oh, there's a lot of 70 plus going. Oh, they never did that shit in their heyday.

They said, oh, my God, they made it legal, Margaret. Get in the car. I'd go. Whenever I'm about in my 70s, I'm telling you, when I'm in my 70s, bro, I'm not going to care about anything. The world's your playground.

Oh, I'm going to say the most obscure, hateful things to people, and I'm going to be naked 20 times out of 20. Like, like, I'm going to walk down the street, booty butt naked, and people are going to be like,

ah, come on, I'll be like, oh, I forgot. You know what I mean? Dude, by the time you're 70, your tufft is going to have locks. Like, you're tough. Unpopular opinion, dude,

I'm so tired of you saying that. Your tuft is bigger than mine. No, it's not. I have a video of your tough and I can't put it on the internet, but I have a video of your tough and I've showed multiple people and they've audibly gone, ew. Okay, that you, that you was a bit much. It pops high. It was overgrown the underwear, the shorts and the shirt. It was bad. It was a bad tough. Your tough's going to have locks. Okay, but I have to ask you, do you think, you already said you'd go in your 70s, do you think, say life happened in, you know, Florida, Hollywood, Florida. Do you think in your prime heyday,

24 year old Peyton single as a bird do you think you would have indulged in a monthly nude night at this steakhouse no I'm 250 50 50 with my penis like it's like it's either like I'm so impressed by what I have and the other times it's like wow dude wow getting close to getting getting like it's the jokes are funny but like it's I'm here you know me but it's it's like woo she's poking oh yeah oh god's like

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The Hems is not affiliated with more indoors by Vietris. No, it is not. Now on to the rest of the episode. You know what I commonly think about is how rich your high school was when you grew up? My high school is not, I don't know why you say that. Or not your high school, but you're like middle school. My middle school's rich? Well, because you all had like- Oh, we had a functioning library.

Now we're billionaires. I didn't say billionaires, but you're rich. We're not rich. Comparatively to my school, yeah. You just based off your field day alone. We can just base it off the field day. Okay, our field day was in a very nice stadium that just got built. Yeah, we didn't have a stadium.

That's fine. You know where my field day was? I talked about this online. It was in a parking lot. Yes, that's fine. That is one thing. Would you eat for y'all's field day? Would we eat? Yeah, which we brought you brought your lunch? No, no, like food options y'all had at your field day. Would you have? Like carnival food and stuff like that? Yeah? Yeah. No, we didn't. That's fine. We literally didn't have any food option. That's fine. It was a new opening for a stadium. It doesn't take a million dollars to get a hot dog guy. It costs more than a different. I mean, we couldn't do that. We didn't have that. That's fine. We're not rich. Just because, okay, if you have $0 and I have one, that doesn't make me rich. It means I'm more than you, but I'm not rich.

Yeah, but that's comparatively not what we're talking about. Your zip code. Zero to $1 or a stadium, a multi-million dollar stadium with carnival in it or in our parking lot. That's what I'm talking about. Your zip code versus my zip code is incredibly comparable. Like, very calm. Friscoe Texas and Flugherville Texas are completely two different things. Little Lome Texas, Little Lentep.

Friscoe, there's no argument. That's where you grew up. It's a wonderland. You went to a Friscoe School. No, I did not. It was a little Elm. It was a independent school district. L-E-I-S-D. Rep it till we die. How many do that? No, okay. Which grocery store did you have growing up?

I had a couple. I had like a Walmart and a Target. Oh, that's nice. We had a singular one. We had one Kroger. Yeah, Kroger's more expensive than Target. 100% Kroger's more expensive than Target. This is perjury. I didn't get my groceries. You're perjuring yourself. First of all, I didn't get my groceries from Target. But you think Kroger is more expensive than Target. Yeah.

Target is the... Target is the... Target is literally like the bougie cream of the crop. Everyone knows this. No, it's not. No, it is not. You ever been to like Central Market? Stuff like that?

Okay, yeah. That's the cream of the crop. But for your typical, your Walmart's Kroger's, Target is cream of the crop. First of all, I wouldn't put Target as a, Target's not a grocery store. Yes, it is. No, it's not.

It's a Superstore. And that's a Super, there's Walmart Supercenter. It's still a grocery store. No, no, no. That's a Supercenter. Now you're arguing the Thematics? Supercenter versus Superstore with the Difference is that. I'm saying Target is not a grocery store. Yes, it is. No, a Target market is.

A Walmart grocery or a Walmart market is. Those are just grocery stores. A place that sells a television cannot be a grocery store. That's not true. 100%. That's not true in the slide. They sell groceries and a television. What's the definition of a grocery store? You can buy groceries there? So if I can buy, if I could buy fruit and bread at a mall, what is that? Those, a mall is not one place. A mall, you're not cooking. A mall's not one place. A mall is a massive that holds multiple stores.

Oh, exactly. Like a Target, you can walk in there and get an eye doctor appointment. You could get a bank. Those are stores inside a target. Those are stores in Target. If you can hear me over there, hit it! You're not winning. That is not a win.

How? That's an optometrist in the target. You could buy stuff in there. Everything else is Target. Right. So in a mall, you could get a shoe, in a different store. In a different store.

It's, yes, but no, it's under the same roof. It's all under the same roof, like a Target is. But you don't, you don't buy anything from the mall, maybe besides parking. You don't buy anything from the mall. You're buying from Wetzel-Pretel. You're buying shit from finish line. You don't pay the mall. The optometrist is separate.

You pay Target. If you can hit me over there! What do you mean you pay Target? If I buy milk, a TV, curtains, robes, and a birthday card, I'm paying Target. In a mall, if I buy shoes, finish line. If I buy a chick-flet sandwich, chick-fil-A. Different people. I'm not paying the mall.

Yes, the mall gets a percentage of that. They get a percentage of that. Exactly, so you're still paying it. Target gets a percentage of that, because the company that's your buying. That's not true. If I buy gross... Okay, so how does Red Bull get money then

if you buy it from Target? How does it get money? They've already sold it to Target. They get their money up front. Nope, you get a percentage of sale. No, they do not. Yes, you do not. CSU.

You get a percentage of sale. Are you out of your mind? Let's take it back to our argument. Target is not a grocery store. Yes, it is. Target is not a grocery store. Yes, it is. It is a store in which you can buy groceries.

So what, like I said, what's the definition of a grocery store? You can only be a grocery store if you only sell groceries. That's not true at all. That's like saying AutoZone isn't only a car part store because I can buy a Dr. Pepper in the waiting room. No, that's, I'm talking about, no, no, that's not what I'm saying. It's not what I'm saying. I'm not saying you can't sell anything else. But I'm saying if you have a whole closed department, you have a whole electronics department,

that just makes you like a little bitty mall. Target's closer to a mall than it is a grocery store. No. You're crazy. I've never bought a gallon of milk inside of a mall. Never in a million. Because you're rich. You didn't have to.

I know a lot of people that do. No, I don't think anyone has bought a gallon of milk in a mall. There's definitely people that bought milk in malls. 100%. Do you think there's more people that buy their gallon of milk? Oh, this is your chance to not be priceable. Is there more people that buy a gallon of milk inside of a mall? Or is there more people that buy a t-shirt inside of a target?

I'll wait and then I'll hit my song. What do you mean? Oh, did I speak a different language? Do more people buy a gallon of milk in a mall? Because you said people definitely do. There's more targets that sell T-shirts than malls that sell milk. Okay, so still answer the question. So it's an unfair question.

So then why is there more targets to sell T-shirts than malls that sell milk? There's more targets than malls in the world. Exactly. And that's all grocery stores. And milk doesn't belong in moles. No, I'm not... If it was such a common thing, milk would be in every mall in the world. Oh, now you're being racist.

I'm not saying that. That's not being racist. Things belong wherever they choose to belong. Jesus Christ, what a turn. I'm saying, I want to know what they think. I genuinely believe that when people say I'm going to the grocery store, I've never imagined a target. I've never imagined.

That's insane to me. Maybe. If someone says grocery store, I'm thinking you're going to Walmart, Target, where we live, H.E.B. or Kroger? Those are the four. No. I'm thinking like a straight grocery store.

Is H.E.B. a grocery store? Some of them. What does that mean? The ones here are because these are like, these are new and like rich and like all the, these aren't the HB's I grew up. HVs I grew up on are just groceries. Like they didn't sell anything but groceries. That's a grocery store.

So would you consider Walmart a grocery store? You cannot look at me. A Walmart market, yes. A super store is what I call Walmart. It's a super center or a super store. It's a super fucking grocery store. They sell groceries and they're so big and such a franchise. No, I think you just, oh my God, it hurts.

I'm not even just trying to argue, but I'm really not. I'm really not trying to argue. Oh, here comes to softways. Oh. I'm not going to like, you got canceled before. You should be nice to me. You got canceled for how you treated me. And I appreciate everybody that came to my aid.

Speaking of people that came to my aid, I got a DM from somebody and I wish. I had their name. Oh, another spooky one? Spooky one? Oh, come on. You know what you get. I mean, his DMs, that can be smart. I'm going to start, I'm going to start screenshot people that ask me for weird things.

His d'i be smut. It's disgusting. Now, I'm not too concerned about giving you credit, but I am actively looking. I'm being honest, bro. I am looking. I just love the honesty. I love the honesty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It'll be fine. That's so funny. Yeah, I couldn't find you, bro, but I appreciate you. You know you are. All right, so this is a guy that comment if it was you. Comment if he was you. Everybody's going to say it was absolutely. It was me, it's me, it's me.

All right? It's such a good question. And I genuinely, I mean, I can tell you very much in a mean, argumentative modes, take your pride, swallow it. I know you're very prideful and ego right now. You need to go work for Hartman Pearson. You need to work for Pearson Hardman. You need to work for Pierce and Hardman.

It's Harvey Specter-Litt. No, that's at the end. I'm season one right now. It's so good. You're watching it? It is good. I don't like Lewis Litt's grill, but. That took, I love Louis Litt as a character.

Actually, no, I don't. I made me so mad. I love Lewis Litt as a character. Okay, but I got this question over DM, and I want to know what you think about. It was such a good question because I don't know where I stand yet. Okay. But I think once I say it out loud, I will.

All right. If you're sitting in your garage, With the garage door open, are you sitting inside or outside? If you're sitting in your garage with the garage door open, are you sitting inside or outside? Oh, that's good. That's such a good question. I got on my name.

I need a spark. Shout out to you who ever did that. Okay, now that I said it, I'll have my answer. My God, you can argue both. I'm going to go, I think you're sitting. I think you're sitting outside. That's what I think too. But you're technically inside.

No, you're not. Yes, you are. No, you're not. You are inside your house. No, sir. Some could say that's no different than you in your bedroom and you open,

if you have huge floor to ceiling windows and you open it up. You're inside the house. There's a screen door that keeps you encapsulated. No, I said windows. Imagine if you just opened your windows all the way up.

But is there a screen door? No. There's no doors on windows. It's just a screen. Or a screen. Is there a screen? No. Then you're still inside.

That's the same thing with the garage. No. There's nothing. blocking you from the outside. That means you're outside. I'm saying if the outside environment can directly affect you, you're outside. Well, one, it can directly affect you with the screen or without a screen.

No, it cannot. A screen is, that's the whole point of a screen is for outside elements not to get in. It's a whole point of a screen. Bugs. That's the point of a screen. The bugs cannot get to the screen. So bugs make it outside or not? So if you're outside, you don't have an encounter with a bug.

Are you not outside? What are you talking about? I'm saying you're still getting heat. If it's hot as hell, you're still getting hit with heat. Not. If it's raining, you're still getting out. temperature. I'm saying there's nothing blocking you from the outside. Yeah, that's fine. So I'm saying if you're in your bedroom, living room, wherever, and you don't have screens on your windows,

and you open the window. Yeah. Are you outside? There's no screen and you open the window. Direct fact. I think the size of those windows is what's going to make it inside still. A whole garage door, it's literally like just an open portal to the outdoors. Like you, there's nothing you can do. I mean, I agree, But it's because that's no different than sitting on your patio. A covered patio, there's no difference. But the covered patio is already outside. It's outside the walls of your house. The garage is a part of your house.

Isn't technically the roof of the garage just an outdoor patio? No, because there's three walls around you. That's what I'm saying? Okay. No, I'm saying. What if you're like an outdoor patio that has three walls and it's just an opening? But those are added on. Those are extra.

Everything's added on. No, they're not. Garage doors are added on. Your house comes with your garage. I'm saying... A house can come with that. It can, but it's not in the actual, like, concrete foundation, unless they built onto it, which is great,

but you're still outside at that point. I still think you're outside. I think you're outside. I think it's more leaning towards outside because it's a fat-uping. You can get hit with the environment. Bugs are getting you, everything. It's right there.

But technically, like, if I had to fight my life for this, you're inside. Yeah. No, I think it's outside. I think it's definitely outside because I always just go to the cover patio thing. There's nothing, there's no difference. That's like, like, that's like sleeping in a, in a, that's like going camping, essentially. You're sleeping in a tent where you're still outside. Yeah, but if I, the same thing, if I took a chair and set right in front of my front door and just had it wide open, I'm very much inside. Even though I'm directly hit, the only opening is

wide open just like a garage. I'm still inside my house. 100% same with the garage. Actually, I changed my answer. It feels like outside you're inside. The garage. The garage. The garage. The garage is a part of your house. What if it's raining? You're inside. No, you're outside. No, you're not. Because you can't get wet inside.

Yes, you can. There's nobody that's ever gotten wet indoors. We got, way, inside of a taxi. We got wet. Because the window is open, so we're technically outside. No, we're not. If you feel the outside, you're outside, you're outside. Same thing, if you open your, if you, if you're sitting in your living room and you open your windows,

screen or no screen, and it's raining and it's coming down hard and there's wind, you can get wet easily. No, I'm talking, but the sheer size of a garage door. You have to keep that to the size. You got to keep that in, you got to keep that. But it can't only be sized. It has to be more of, like, facts. Because what if someone has a very, very small garage? Very small garage.

What does that mean? Like, the people that have, okay, you know that how they have the, like, single space garages? Like, it can fit one car. Is that still? That's like a third of the size of a regular garage door. Yeah, but if you're sitting in there, you're still, you're still, and that thing's fully open, you're outside. So then front door. Front door is the whole opening to your house is the door.

How close are you sitting to the opening? I'm talking right in front of it. Oh, you're outside. Yes you are. You're inside your house. How can you say that? You're outside. I am physically inside my house. That door can close and open. I'm right there at the edge and the doors. No, if you're right there on the edge, that door can't close, so you're outside. No, I'm inside. I disagree. I disagree like a son of a guy. I go back. That is a fantastic question. It is a fantastic question. Thank you for sitting there. And next time somebody says me something, I'll try to find your name.

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No, that's Patreon. Yeah, no. All right. Popcouchi, man. Pop culture is, and I'm so glad that we're back doing pop culture with this video. I don't know if you've seen it.

Have you seen the video of the couple getting married inside of McDonald's? Did you just say, wedding inside of a McDonald's. Yeah, yeah. Like McDonald's McDonald's. Not a, not the headquarters, not corporate,

like a f*** drive up, give me a spicy McChicken and a pig. It's genuinely the best video I've ever seen in my life. I'm, because there's so much that goes on in it. There's so much from the beginning. There's like a mess up of the coordination, somebody's orders going off at the top.

Of course there is. I expect nothing less. There's, you're getting married to McDonald's. It took me two minutes to find out who was actually getting married. If it was the bad, I don't know who was going on. It's gonna take me two seconds to guess color of their skin. White. They're absolutely white. They're 100.

I bet my wife and my children that these people are caught in. Oh, I mean, this is this crim-a-crim to the crim white right here. This is old. Oh, you couldn't convince me anywhere. This is Detroit, Michigan White. Matter of fact, if you showed me a video and it was another skin color, I'd literally say it's a fake video. I want you to break down this video. Now, oh my God.

For the YouTube people. No way. For the YouTube people, we can't play the video. like going through like actually reacting to it because there is copyrighted music but if you want to see like we'll come back and you'll hear us talk about it but if you want to actually see the reaction it's over on our patreon the patreon exclusive that come or not the patron exclusive the ad free and uncensored that comes out every Friday all right are you ready to see this let's see it all right sit play this has to be the greatest video ever recorded that is the best wedding I've ever seen and I like the only way you can one up it is like I don't know like getting married at a cane's chicken like I don't know like getting married to the cane chicken like I I don't know. Yeah, let's go get married at an O'Reilly's auto park. I want to know how they got this done. Because in my mind, I was up the whole time.

Like, how does someone secure a McDonald's on Baker Avenue for their wedding venue? Who do you call? In my mind, it costs more money to rent out a McDonald's than to just do it in like a backyard or a park. 100%. You know what I mean? 100%. Maybe it was like that's where they met. I don't give a...

I don't... I'm sorry, you're a better man than me, bro. There's no way. There is actually no way I would ever get married in McDonald's. Oh, you're tripping. Now, good for them. That's great.

Beautiful video. Another thing I realized toward the very end, there's like 40 cups, 40 plates. There's like eight people in the restaurant. Like, I mean, they just... Unless more people are friends and family coming in after. Yeah. I mean, they talk about having a surplus.

I wonder if they shut down the drive-thru. They couldn't have. There's no way. Oh, there's definitely. There's definitely an 18 year old right there. You want to catch up on that or no? You said hold the pickle. The whole time that they're getting married.

Hold the pickle. Where's the fries, John, the whole time? Somebody definitely tried to go in and like pulled on the door and it was locked. And they're like, what the puss going on inside of the McDonald's? Do you think they locked the doors? Oh, they had to. Or there would have just been a lot of foot traffic of kids. What is the, I'm talking max amount you would pay to rent a McDonald's as a wedding venue?

Max amount. $2,500. It's probably all it cost. for like, what, 30 minutes? Payton Harden, you would spend $2,500. Yeah. I wouldn't give them a dime over $400. Really?

To rent out a whole McDonald's, that's almost like big baller. That's more impressive than buying a section at a club. I shut down a whole Mickey Max dog. Like, that is insane. Like, this guy is probably getting clown online. He should be getting flowers. Like, that's cooler than the weirdos that's the, Yeah, out of a Happy Meal box.

That's cooler than the guys who wear like big Balenciaga t-shirts and stand on a couch at a club. Like, yeah, you can buy this $1,000 couch or you can shut down a Mickey Max for your bride. Are you kidding me? This guy is on the ground, bro. It kind of is. Kind of aura move, but absolutely not at the same time. I would venture to say you'd have to pay me to get married at McDonald's. You'd have to pay me a serious check.

You've been wedding so weird, bro. It is a sacred moment. Not really. Back to the word sacred. Not really. A wedding is supposed to be a once in a lifetime day. Do you not consider that sacred? Yes, but I think it's more sacred.

I go to McDonald's when I'm faced at 3 a.m. Yeah, but people got fanged at the back of the church. Y'all got, you know what I mean? Like, it's the same thing. That's fair, too. It's the same thing. People all have stories at different places. All I'm saying is I think it's more baller to do a wedding that's personalized to you,

like this McDonald's guy than just a traditional like chapel, everybody sit down wedding. You know what I mean? That's baller. That's fair. That is, okay, let me ask you a question. Would you rather spend, this is with Sarah, okay?

Would you rather spend $2,000? That's very cheap for like a full-blown thing, like venue, whatever. You have $2,000 budget, but you know everyone's going to have a good time, or would you rather have a very nice, elegant, super duper dope wedding, let's call it $50,000,

but no one really likes it. $2,000, everybody have a good time. What the way? Oh, you're going to be really, like, stressed out about my wedding. Oh, well, we've already talked about it. It's going to be the most untraditional unwedding. You're going to go and forget it's a wedding. We're not doing that bullshit.

That weird. We didn't seriously talk about it. Like, you're literally, people are going to go, are they married? Like, no one's going to know. No one's going to know. We're not doing that. And that's not my choice. Is it done?

Are they married at your wedding? That's incredible. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're not doing groomsmen or bribesments or anything. anything like that. What? We're going to have them. We're going to have them. But we're not going up there. It's our shit. I'm not going up there. No, no. At the party and reception, yeah.

What the f*** what y'all got to do with it? We're telling you the wedding. Not at all. That is not at all. Please someone tell me if I'm crazy that. It's not your wedding. I know it's not. Yeah. So, okay, I have, now my, we're going to ask people like, hey, you're going to be like, so y'all can go on the trip and like that and have fun and like all that. There's a trip. Like the, the, the, the, the, uh, bachelor trip, bachelor trip, that part, yeah. Like, they're going to have them, but when it's wedding time, no, we're not, no one has to get a uniform.

No one has to, like, you obviously wear a suit, whatever, whatever you want. First off, uniform is wicked. Well, like, if everybody's running the same, it's a uniform. It's still suits. You mean to tell me. I, the cogs are moving. So why even, I guess, why have them if they're not, if they're not there? Because you know, people are going to be.

Just like you did. But it. But it. your wedding. But we do want to, for like, the party reception, we want people to give up there, go give speeches and go up there. We're still going to have best men

and best women or whatever the fuck all, but it's not, like, we're not, we're, it's going to be more of like a, like a. I'm not going to lie, it hurts my heart, but I love that for you. I always, I have always said, now, to your extreme, probably not. I would pipe it down a little bit. Why? But I've always said, your wedding is your

wedding. You do what you, now McDonald's. So McDonald's, no, McDonald's, Not to my extreme. You do what you want. If you want six people on each side, if you want 20, if you want two, you do what you want, you walk out to the songs,

you want you structure, it's your day because it's sacred. I want to come in like on a flying trapeze with a world heavyweight championship belt on. And if I want to, I will. I want pyro. I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie. I would physically scream if you came out, if the fucking split. And it was, break the balls down. You find a way every episode to kick that shit in. And you're going to be like this.

Oh, even better. I'll spend the money on the pyro. If you have pyro, we have some surprises for everybody, it's going to be lit. If you have pyro at your wedding and you walk out to Abel Tesfe and you're wearing probably

the craziest suit I've ever seen and it's a little skimpy because you're kind of like a little ho- Oh, I'm going to have it tight on the garage. You can see some bowls on the right angles. Oh, I'm letting people know, like she got the full package, if you know what I mean?

Not the one she saw in Minnesota, but at least I'll try to get close. I can't wait. I need you to get married like tomorrow. I cannot wait for this. Oh, the wedding's going to be so fun. Oh, I've never doubted that. I've never doubt that. It's going to be borderline.

Is this a wedding? Are they married? No, people are going to be like, oh, shit, did it happen? He's going to be lit, bro. We've got to have a good time. That's going to, I cannot wait. I knew it was going to be fun. Now I'm just ready to see how unique this son of a f is.

Is it bad to ask your famous singer friends to perform? No. Um, no. Oh my God. Last question. Say you ask KB. He goes, yeah, I got you 20. And I give KB up, I'm up on the Bluetooth,

what? Can't do it. Love you. You did in here. He should charge more than that. I'm not paying it. I can't. I can't afford that.

He should charge more for that people that aren't his friends. If I've slept in your house, if I've slept in your house, you shouldn't charge me $20,000. That's a rule of thought. No, I have a weird day. I don't know if I'm going to ask him. But it would be cool. It is.

I see. It would be weird. I don't want him to perform. I want to have fun. Yeah. I mean, but bro, no, that, I feel like that happens too. Like, they could, it's not like a, don't think of it like a concert. Think of it like a, he does, like two of you and Sarah's favorite songs or whatever,

and then he's just back out in the mix, like kicking up there by. True, true, that would be fun. That'd be dope as hell. What a fuck? I don't want to, like, cry while KB. singing. That just doesn't seem like a fun day to me. Oh, I'm going to cry when you walk down the aisle. I hope you on that.

No, you can't cry over Batista and Pyro. It's not. I hear, so cold glass. You can't cry when you're iron voices. And we all look, oh my god, okay. I hear voices in my head. All the lights zoom to the back of the room. Piro, but it's fake pyro.

We're looking the curtain split and no one's there. The lights shoot back to the front, you're already at the altar. I did the undertaker. I did the undertaker appearance. I popped from under the ring. That'd be sick. Hey, you give me ideas. Give me a little wedding, bro. That is the- that might be my favorite pop culture we It's probably going to be the most untraditional wedding you've ever seen.

That I, at this point, I don't, I don't even know where it's going to be. It's got to be somewhere big, so we have some ideas. It's got to be somewhere like, not for people. You go like, you go like, maybe like American Airlines. I'd be sick. I do like the Taylor Swift. I do MSG. I do Southside Musical.

You do emoes? Yeah, I meant emoes. I go to Friammercy Theater in New York. That's my Taylor Swift wedding is Gramercy Theater. Oh, my. You know what I'm not doing it. The majestic people's dead back there. There's dead people in the majestic team.

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