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It's Payton and came from the Yushan O Podcast. Did you know you can watch the Yusufo podcast on Spotify? If you're subscribed to Spotify Premium, you don't get any Spotify ads during our show. All right. Welcome back to Yichinot Podcast, episode 22. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Oh, oh. Yeah, man.

Yeah, me, whoa, whoa. Sit down. Sit down. What? What happened? Are those lorax underwear? Oh, very orange. Very orange.

Okay, at a certain point, Your tongue is orange. Your tongue is like yellow almost. I know it's the espresso. It is a terrible visual. I got the jaundice of the tongue. Yeah, it looks infected. Dude, okay, and I have...

Dude, no, I know it's bad. No, I've seen it. No, I've seen it. No, I've seen it. That's what I'm about to say. Every time I go back on a Monday and like watch the episode once it comes out, y'all should watch it too. I look at the beginning of the episode and my tongue is just gnarly brown. I mean, it's like, it's almost like an eyesore. It's like a really rough watch at the beginning. I'm like, ah, God, you got to get past it.

I'm like, I can't stop looking at it. It is bad, bro. It's really disgusting. So basically I have a double shot of espresso before every recording just so I can be locked in and prone. She's getting locked in and prone. I'll prone your lock-in. I'll get down and prone right now. I don't know what...

What does that mean? Oh, that's Call of Duty. That's how I know... Oh, that's how I know you had... That's how I absolutely know you had girls. Oh, dude. Sixth grade cam never would have met sixth grade P. No, never.

But I have a double shot of espresso before I were recording, and one of the side effects is Brown Tongue Syndrome. It looks like I ate that ass of an orangutang. Oh, yeah. You were sitting there just... Going right at a proboscis monkey. Just right there on the back door. That little proboscis said, ah, ah, oh my god.

If you could be, any animal, which one would it be? Probosedus monkey. I'm just kidding. I'd say, I'd give him a reach count on his nose. Dude, honestly, I'm thinking of peacock, because at least give me a show. Oh, no.

Like it's like, I have a feeling. Now, this isn't to be rude to the peacock community. They got bad box. I don't see a peacock having a good, like, reproductive system. Genuinely. Seahorses have to be good. A seahorse?

Seahorse? Seahors have to be good. Like this big. Yeah. I'm not saying, I'd say to scale. It would be fine. I was about, you creep? Or we were talking about peacocks, but seahors is where I draw the line.

No, I'm probably a good one dude when you really sit and think about it. Like a, some form of, hmm. You say snail? Cause the slime? No, no, no, no. I was gonna say like a, I was gonna say like a snake, but I just don't know where it comes. where it goes. To give or receive? I don't... I think they both be, it'd be kind of, oh yeah. This is a bad conversation, man.

Crazy. Dude, okay, speaking of reproducing. You know, crazy segue. Crazy segue. Crazy segue. Snakes and monkeys and now we're... Speaking of reproducing, Cam is officially back. He officially has his second child. Hey! Hey! Officially, official, officially official, official. So, Cam, you have two kids now, man. Two, dose. The last couple episodes have been pre-recorded.

They have. Because Cam's been on paternity leave, maternity leave. Maternity is for the woman, M, maternity, mom, P, Papa, paternity. I didn't know that was a thing until I met you. Yeah. You know what was a thing until I got in corporate America. We're not in corporate America.

No, we're not. The year I taught. Oh, you all had that? They're like, yeah, you don't get to go anywhere. And I was like, really? I thought you just made that up to take advantage of me. Oh, no. No, it's a real fit.

I'm like, dude, industry average is like three months, man. I don't know. I mean, it's going to be a lot of legwork from us on the front end. But I mean, hell, I think, I mean, if you don't do it, you could get canceled. Let's just say, I do, I threaten you. Yeah, but Cam officially has a second kid. The kid's name is, myelin. M-Y-L-L-A-N.

Mylan, M-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L. Myelan Michael. Oh, yeah, this is Milliman. Yeah, Michael. Myel and Michael, man. Congratulations. Your kid's cute. Thank you.

Thank you. Little kid. Dude. Small little. You six pounds, 13 ounces. That's not, I mean, that's... It's pretty small. That's close to industry average.

But I think it's... He seems crazy small to us because we're always holding and throwing Malachi around. No, he's just little in general. I don't think Malachi has anything. I don't hold babies regardless. That's just a little kid, but he's got to... He's tall. I can tell the kid's going to be tall.

He's got the length. He's just... Big feet, big eyes. Oh, dude, big eyes. I mean, you want to talk about live bled through on that. Holy shit. It's like looking at an owl. Yeah.

He's really like, big asses. Can I say something about your son? Keep it respectful. Your new baby. You just had a baby. Yeah, just had a baby. Just had a baby. Yeah, just had a beautiful little baby.

Keep it respectful. What's yours? Can I say something about my life? Yeah, go for it. Does he give you weird vibes? Oh, he's going to see this one day. He does, dude. He gives a little creep vibes.

Yeah, he gives a little creep vibes. He'll be so. sitting there, chill, and he goes, yeah. And they're looking and go, it's just, it's a lot of like, it's so much emotion right here and nowhere else. Yeah, and it's like, I feel like he's got a little bit of the Benjamin button going on. Oh, God, does he look old? And I'm like, I'm like, you get born at 64. Oh yeah, he's working backwards, 100%. He's, he legit looks like a little old man. Yeah. It's kind of cute and then sometimes I'm just like, God. I feel like he knows something that we don't. I feel like I'm holding like a Harold, like a, like a, like a

Edward or something. Yeah. Myelin's a cute little, whatever kind of newish name. I'm looking at like a Clarence. Yeah. Calvin. I'm just like, God. Yeah, that's a Marvin right there.

Oh, God, dude. Old, old. He does know some, we don't know. Oh, yeah. And it pisses me off because I genuinely believe that. He gives the vibe like he knows how to act and sleep good and stuff, but he's just like milking this. Yeah, he's like one of those dogs.

He's just taking advantage of it. You ever read a dog and I'm like, you definitely know what I'm talking about. You definitely understand me and you could speak back to me. And they go, they go, no. Yeah, that's your answer, and then they're like, they get caught in it? That's literally mine. That's your new son. He gives like CIA agent, like he's an informant. I don't trust the guy. He's a sleeper agent. He's just collecting all the metadata of my house.

He's going to stand up at two months and walk out the front door. He's going to go report back to Virginia. He's going to go right into, what's it called, where the CIA is Langley. Langley, yeah, Langley, yeah, Langley. Walk in and give him all the notes. 100%. But congratulations. Thank you, buddy. On your son, man. Thank you. Two under two, brother. Yeah.

How about you stay off her? Oh, wouldn't recommend, by the way. Just quick PSA, don't do it. Yeah, I got to keep it out. Or stay off of her. I got to stay off of her and keep it out. Good morning. Lives family.

But, no, we're not having a kid for a while. We're not having a kid for a while. Yeah, you said that last time. On anything. Well, no, two under two under two was up for discussion. Yeah. Three under three is, I mean, that's, that's sacrificial. I mean, that's some weird.

I don't even think health-wise that can happen. Oh, no. You should do. You should do. Oh, live with dude. We'd find her under $75. She'd get under a bridge and she got pregnant again. She'd go into a deep depression.

Yeah, well, all right. We can skip over that. We can skim right past that one. Dude, it's what, like he's, it's been wild, though. Congratulations, man. I'm very, very happy for you, bro. Thank you. I haven't talked about my end of it because that's important.

Yeah. Yeah. What are you? What's going on with you? Can I say this? Can I say this? Like, this is an actual, genuine thing I want to say. I'm nervous.

The way I found out you had your second kid honestly broke my heart. What do you mean? You really broke my trust the day your new son was born. Am I hearing you right? Yeah. I broke your trust. What the what did I do? We had a baby and I said, hey, he's here.

No, that's not what happened. You did not tell me when your second son was born. What do you want down to the second? What do you want the doctor's initial? the text message, what you talking about? Ken, we've done everything together. Literally, whenever you got engaged, you asked for permission to-

No, no, fuck I did it. I got to ask your permission. Yes, you did. Hey, man, you mind if I just leave this brotherhood and I go marry off and get with Liv? Never happened. Well, there was definitely a serious discussion that happened between me and you and our time.

Yeah, it was like ping pong. You were just the other side of the wall. I was just hitting ideas off of you. I was just going back and forth. Well, it meant something to me. And then the wedding, you're like, you talked to me about the wedding. Hey, should we do this?

is okay if I do this. Like the whole weird thing with the rocks. That was, you ran that through me. It was sand. It wasn't rocks. You f***. It was sand.

I'm not running through. Okay. And then, no, I'm not done. And then whenever your first son was born, literally that whole day of the birth, you were giving me hourly updates.

You were texting me while your woman was cut open. Yeah. I was texting 20 people because I wasn't sure mama was going to make it. I was given, I was given a, play by play so I could have it logged to tell the doctors in the OR. It was looking rough. Okay, but regardless, even the day of the conception, I was there.

I was in the next room. Yeah, okay? Okay, and this time around, I- You're getting drunk in Nashville. It's not my problem. But, okay, listen, you know how excited I am about having a new nephew. You know it. You know that.

Yeah, I do know it, yeah. And you know how much you mean to me. I thought you did. Oh my God. And so that whole day, I can't sleep. I can't eat. I can't think. I can't function, right? I'm just sitting there. You can't do all, all, any of those, regardless if I'm involved or not. You eat 100 calories. You get stressed. You can't sleep and you can't function with or without me. So I'm in Nashville trying to enjoy my time knowing that my brother's back in Dallas about to have a second kid. I'm sitting there just updates on my phone. I'm just waiting for an update, waiting for an update. I'm blowing Cam's phone up all day. you know I have anxiety. Yes. A not response makes me think something's happened. That's not supposed to happen. So I'm freaking out.

I'm panicking. I'm literally like, what the fuck going on? I'm literally like Sarah's next to me, right? This whole day. I see Sarah texting all day. You know, Sarah doesn't have friends. Who are you texting? I know this is an absurd amount of text on the day that Cam's about to have a second kid.

So I'm like, what the fuck going on? I'm texting, not getting a response. but Sarah's up there back and forth in with somebody. I text you. Your wife had a C-section. Yes. So it was like scheduled of what time this is supposed to happen. Yes.

I remembered that time because I'm a good friend. Good friend. So I text you and I go. Sorry. Wow. I text you and I go, did it happen? Eyeball emoji. You did.

No response. Yeah. So I'm sitting there for an hour and I go up to Sarah and I'm like, hey, Sarah. Camp doesn't text me back about if his second kid's born. She goes, oh, wait, I have a picture of them. Are you kidding me? I find out that my nephew was born through my girlfriend, who you've known for a pitt of a day.

You've known her for three seconds, Cameron. Your wife is literally cut open, just brought life into this world, and it was able to take a picture. He did not take a picture. Text my girlfriend and send it before you can even give me a response. Okay, let me clear the air. That might be true.

Everything is, I mean, it's kind of sad. Everything you said is true. We'll call a spade of spade. That's true. But you are not the only one with ADHD or anxiety, especially when my wife is on a table getting carterized and a human alien's getting pulled out of her. So, a lot of shit going through Big Papa's head, right?

Got family sitting there waiting. I got papers I got a sign. Oh, the kids. foot looks good. Oh, let's test him for this. Let's prick his ankle here. Oh, does the head work? His neck works. Let's check the arms. So what did, I'm not supposed to be involved in any of that? You, you want me to text you and tell you that, hey, his jaundice levels are registering at an 8.8. He's good. That's very low under the security line. Literally for the first kid, you sent me like a picture, like you hunted him like this. He was held up like this. You're holding him by the neck.

Like I poached him. Yeah. Like it was a fresh kid. kill you're like but this one i can't even get a text like yeah he made it he's here we're good just i didn't need a picture i would have just accepted yeah fine he's here you're good bro thank you nobody got a text it wasn't just you get your panties out of wad you little prissy it wasn't just you you understand that's wrong though i can't okay hindsight's always 20 20 there's a lot of going on live was actually not loopy this time so i had to entertain her had to talk to her he was able to talk to sarah she was able to talk to sarah she Oh my god, that was after the phone.

Do you, first off, first off, multiple things happened. We woke up at, I woke up at 3 a.m. to vomit in a hotel, in a, in a, in a, best Western. I literally woke up to, you were throwing up? No. You're sleeping like an angel. My wife was throwing up, she was anxious. Oh. I woke up at 3 a.m. to vomit.

Yeah. Did not go, just been awake, been awake, been awake, wife cut open, baby here, everything was good. Check off, check off. Oh, now it's time to feed. Mommy still can't hold her because she's f*** numb because she has a spinal tap. Oh, I got to feed.

Oh, got to change myconium diaper. Oops, oops, oops, oops, oops. Sign this, sign that. You're literally watching my story on Instagram so I know you're on your phone. It's okay. I'm just trying to say that how much longer does this have, right? Like, you know what I mean?

This is an eternal thing. You can't get away from me if you want to. Oh, it doesn't feel that way. That's all I'm trying to say. Oh, bite me. Oh, you want to, okay. Next time, my, I'm saying this right here, Episode 220, when I have a third kid, if we ever do,

whenever the hell that is in the future, you're going to get a play-by-play that's literally, I might send you a picture, Live on the table. You're going to get a-play-by-play that looks like it was written up by John Madden. You are going to get a big bella check of a playbook of this third kid. And I don't want to hear a peep. You better have your red receipts on. I want you to deflect anything.

That's fine. You go, hey, just took a shit. There's the proof. Hey, wife's getting sliced out. open in five minutes. Hey, this is Dr. Spinoo. I'm gonna give you everything. That's fine.

See, this is the toxic part of our relationship is I just asked for a little extra and you have to make me feel bad like that. Asking for a little extra is, bro. Like, super happy that the kid was here and everything is happy, healthy. I can't even imagine how weird and stressful and how much that is, but dude, you know,

maybe just text me next time. I was worrying. Anyway, have a great day, get some rest. You said, you feel. You didn't clear it through me. You know how much. Dude, are we even friends? Are we even boys?

That's what you said. Yeah. You can't call me black and white when you're doing that. That's why you wish you were black and white. Yeah, I do. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, but that's, I just wanted to clear the air.

It's been festering for a while. Okay, yeah, I'm glad you did. Because you didn't say a peep about that. Yeah, I know. I kept it inside. Dude, okay, can I tell you something? This, now, I hinted at this a couple days ago. And it was so revolutionary for me.

Okay, what I'm? happened? I, it was a very small hand. I called you and I was like, the craziest ever happened to me this morning, but I can't tell you about it. Oh, you did tell me. And I have saved that for this right here. Oh, please tell me. The crazy ever happened to you. For anyone that wants a baby, this is just a small little sneak peek of what could possibly happen. What happened? Right. This is fourth, fifth day out of the hospital. Typical bedtime Malachi goes down. We're starting to hit the hay. We're watching a show and Myelons asleep. It's probably 10, 10 p.m. Yeah. Right. A lot of movement.

God. That's so much movement. No, you're good. It's about 10 p.m. You know, Myelons is sleep. We're watching a show. Okay. Now, knowing he's going to wake up at 12,

I'm like, I'm going to thug it out. Liv, you can go to bed, babe. I'm just going to watch the show. I can't go to sleep for one hour and then wake up, it'll f*** me up even more. Okay. So I'm awake. 12 o'clock hits. It's been three hours.

I've got to wake him up and feed him. Everything's Gucci. The whole thing takes about an hour. I put him back down at one. I'm lost in the times now. Oh, yeah. There's too many times now. It gets deep quick.

Okay. 1 a.m. He goes back down. I can go to close my eyes. Fast forward. He does not get well rested. He doesn't get comfy enough until 4.30. It's three hours.

That's three and a half hours. Don't you dare skip my 30 minutes because every waking second is rough. Yeah. 4.30. He goes to sleep. He wakes up at 5.15. I have been asleep for 40.

45 minutes. Yeah. I mean, he sounds like new dad. It's 10. Yeah. Okay. He wakes up. We feed him again.

He has this big burp. It can't come out. We finally get him laid down. He's starting to go to sleep. He falls asleep in Liv's arm. I'm just sitting there delusional next to her. Do you need anything? Because she's still recovering.

So any times I got to go grab some, it's me. Yeah. Do you need anything, babe? All of a sudden, my one's dead asleep. He goes, Browh. Throws up, gets all on Liv's neck. Soils are clothes, soaks everything he has on, and then the vomit's just resting in his face.

That's disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Yeah, no. He's got to have some better coooth. Take care of him, put him in the bed. He then sh-h-h-hooks, right? Right. This is a-ha-a-d-hawr. This is a horror. This is a horror story. But this sounds like baby stuff. Oh, it's baby stuff. Until this part. He put him down. It's 6.30. We finally go to bed. Okay. I sleep for two and a half hours. I wake up at 9 o'clock. And the first thing I do, because I was awake all night, my digestion. the vestive tracks thrown, right? I wake up, oh, hey, good morning, babe.

Oh, God. Oh, I gotta fart. I throw my legs up. Why? And I literally to myself and my shit got on my bed.

On my bed, on my white angelic bed sheets, there was a f***ing stain from a grown 28-year-old father of two that had the gall to literally go like Like this. I blew a hole through my underwear. You had on draws? Oh, they're gone now.

They're in the foot. No, no. You had on draws when this happened? That's all I had on. Wait, whoa. I had draws in my cross. When you, when you said this, I was envisioning butt naked. Oh, if I would have been butt naked?

No, no, dude. I can't sleep butt naked way too small. Dude, I wake up not confident. Doesn't matter. The fact that you're telling me. that you shot a can in a poop that was so powerful that it went out of your underwear? No, you're just grazing past that, Kim.

That's the crazy part of it. It split the seams in the draws. It literally removed someone's work. Think about that. A machine sewed it to where this is good. It can contain your... And I shot with such velocity my poop.

My poop. Literally went like this so fast the draws went and opened up like Moses and then I painted my angelic white sheets and it literally went Okay I want you to guess what my first word was what I said I just myself I mean I was the all tiredness was gone all tiredness is gone I literally was dead tired I couldn't even open my eyes and I went I just I just I just shit myself

I said no I sh-s myself and live literally one eye open and live goes you always say that it never happens it never

oh my God and I went no I my pants it's I shhs my pants I look down and I'm talking like it was a cleanable amount of poop

like it wasn't like Was it just like the stain or was there thickness Was there Oh no it was there Was there mean potatoes It was like a melted laffy taffy

Like it wasn't too bad But it was there was some density It wasn't just the broth It had chicken noodle in A little bit of noodle, like one noodle. And I was absolutely mind-blown. I was mind-blown. I started walking around the room with drawers.

On my bed. My son and my wife right there. And I'm literally- Did Liv see this? Yeah. What'd she say when she saw it? She said it. She was like, no fucking way.

You finally did it. No, your household's going to hell. No, the first words that your wife is, you finally did it. It's insane. She's, I mean, this is on the pot. She's, she sh-s-self like four times. Like she just I don't know she has no no security

I mean remind me to never spend the night of that house Oh yeah no just don't sleep in our bed But dude it was the crazy shit I've ever seen Oh my god my girlfriend slept in that bed Yeah well that was pre that was pre times This is post shit I don't sleep there anymore Kim it split my underwear I have a couple questions why

What possessed you to hit this I really don't know You to get this position I mean I look breedable right now Yeah you too I don't know bro Why I don't know the devil was working overtime I don't know, because I really think if I just would have laid flat and kept it, it probably would have been like a blowout, probably would have went up the back maybe.

But no, I think the problem is, is that one, you lifted, so it created more airway. And then two, did you push or did you just let it come out? Oh, I pushed like a son of a shit. I pushed like I was on a squat because my son goes, bro. I didn't get to sleep. My food didn't get to digest properly. I woke up, was like, oh, oh, oh, no, oh no. And I went, I f*** myself.

I said, I've fucking get myself. I've done it. I'm up my bed. I'm shing myself. And Livley said, what do you mean? No, you always say that. You never do. Oh my God.

Oh, my God. You finally did it. No, you are disgusting, bro. And it makes me more sad realizing that there's a, there was a, at the time, like a seven-day-old baby, six feet away from just open fecal matter. How, from his father? How quick did he all, how long did y'all take to clean the sheets after? Oh, dude, her mom stayed the night. My mom was there.

It was a whole espionized mission for no one to see. But how long did it take for you to wash your sheet after that happened? About an hour? About an hour. Oh, I cleaned it immediately. No! No, I did. I cleaned it immediately, but to rip the sheet off the bed and throw that in there, it, yeah.

You let those sheets stay on that bed for an hour, cam? I cleaned it immediately. I was the first thing I did. I told you, I stood up. I had sh-up. I was hitting a little wobble. I went straight to the kitchen. I was holding my little pinto bean of a meat sack.

Stop right now. you sh-h-yourself and the first thing you do is go to the kitchen. I had to get the cleaning supplies. Yeah. Wash your- That's true. Dude, you can't.

I can't win with you. You said, oh, you didn't take them off immediately and now it's all you didn't wash your- First thing, this is the order of operations of you-stitching yourself. Immediately, go clean your-old. No, dude, I'm already spoiled. I need to take care of the sheets.

I am, I mean, there's no wash. I have to get in the, I have to take a shower, bro. It's not like a, oh, let's hit a little rose-water wipe. I have to shower. It was insane. It was like a mucus plug. You didn't wash your hands after, did you? It's, oh, dude, I sanitized the hell out of them. Sanitized? Oh, yeah. You didn't wash? I washed with soap and then I literally like practically poured hand sanitized. The house is disgusting, man. It was unbelievable. I mean, you're that, that white, it was, it's getting there, man.

I don't know. I mean, dude, that reminds me. So while you were, you were self? No, I haven't seen myself in a while, close the other day, real close the other day. It's a scary feeling. Because I like Sarah's reaction, my girlfriend, I like my girlfriend's reaction whenever I fart. around her because she's so welcoming for it. And so sometimes, like, it makes me feel like at home. You know, so sometimes I like to, like, really push it out, like, because I want her to go, oh, babe, it's okay. Like, her telling me it's okay, makes me feel good. So I was like, I needed some reassurance.

You need a therapy dog is what you need. You need a dog that can't communicate back with you. You can just fart around it. It'll give you emotion. It'll be like, I don't want my, I don't want that. Oh, you don't want that. You just want your girlfriend sniff, floneys out of your nose and go, oh, it's okay, Babe, do it more.

Shit on me. Anyway, whenever I was, whenever this weekend, you had a kid. I went to Nashville. Yeah, you did. To Kane Brown's bar opening in Nashville on Broadway. KB. Congrats, brother.

So our friend Kane Brown opened up his bar on Broadway in the middle of Nashville. If you don't know Broadway, it's basically this whole street in downtown Nashville that has a bunch of country singers, like clubs and bars. It's fantastic. So Kane Brown invited us

to go. to the opening. Now, Cam couldn't go because it was the weekend you were having your second son. Payton doesn't have responsibilities, so I went to Nashville, right? You said, absolutely. Before we do that, I go into what I was going to say, I want to talk about this, and I haven't talked about publicly. Whenever we went to Kane Brown's bar, I met Patrick Mahomes. Oh, shake that little, shake that little muffin. Can I say, I'm going to drop the bomb here. drop the bomb Patrick Mahomes knows who we are

ooh I'll be your new Travis Kelsey Patrick I'll be your Travis I might not have the muscle but I got the fade I'll be your Travis Yes sir

Patrick Mahomes knows who we are I met Patrick Mahomes man That's unbelievable That is unbelievable QB11 QB1 So I go to Nashville

for Kane Brown's bar opening Right You go And I met Patrick Mahom She started doing it again So I knew this was like a VIP opening. It was the day before the actual public opening. Yeah.

So Kane invited us, but I didn't know who else was going to be there. I forget that Kane is so famous. Yeah. And there's going to be a lot of famous people there. I didn't know that. I walk into the bar, right? I'm a little early. Walking to the bar, I'm greeted with Champagne.

I'm drinking the Champagna, right? And I'm like, okay, this is four floors of clubs. I want to see what this place is talking about. Four floors? Big. So I'm walking up the stairs. I go to the second floor, right? There's a new bar.

I was like, oh, that means new drink. So I'm at, I go there. I'm ordering a drink. Can I have this? Can I have this? From my right, I was hearing a little cuffle. A little bit of that fuffle.

I'm hearing a lot of foot traffic to my right. I look to my right. Jason Aldeen right there by me. I go, Mr. Aldean. He goes, boy. Honestly. He goes, what's up, boy?

I didn't say anything to him, but he was there. I was like, that's Jason Aldine. Okay, sick. I'm drinking, having a good time. The music's going. The vibes are starting to pick up. More people are starting to show up. Right?

Another person walks in that I see. Tim the Tapman. I go, oh! I remember you. We hung out before in Dallas. He didn't remember me at all. But I was like, we hung out before, bro. I have a photograph of you.

Yeah. So we just talked, we caught up. It was all good. Nice. Fantastic. I love this guy. Really nice guy. Really funny guy.

I'm dancing some more. The night's starting to pick up some more. To my other right, I mean, a lot of rights happening. I go, I mean, we're hitting three six. I'm literally just going to three six at this point. You're just hitting right. You go, oh, deal. Keep going.

That's exactly what's happening. You go back here, you're like, next floor, next floor. But on my third right, I see a guy. And I'm like, I know you. Hats real low, very sexy white beast. I mean, a sexy white guy. Ooh, talk to me. It's the guy from big time rush.

Forgot his name. Because I wasn't a big time, big time was a little past my time. But this is the closest I've gotten to high school musical, so I was excited. Oh, I was literally about to say it. I was like, oh, and you know what made it awkward? At this point, I was four drinks in.

Yeah. And I was like, oh, this guy's a big time rush. So I turned it to a thought. Ooh. I walk up to him and I was like, hey, this bar is pretty big time, ain't it? I would have thrown up in my mouth if I was with you. Hey, this bar is pretty big time, man. Hey, I'm gonna get upstairs though.

No, rush. I would have my pants. Oh my God. That's the most thoughtish pick me you've ever done. Oh, I was such a hush. Oh, my. My God. It was so embarrassing.

He looked at you. I think his name was, I don't know if it was Kindle or the other guy with the mustache, but I forgot what his name was. He took it well though. He goes, ha ha. He goes, I go, I go, alright. I go, alright, we're going to the next floor. You go, Sarah, no, don't worry, baby. He just hasn't had enough drinks yet.

I go to the next floor, right? Start to dance some more, more drinks are coming. Now we've made our way to this little section. Like we've kind of created our own section with us famous people. famous people. So you go with me and the big time rush guy. So all of us really famous people, because I belong there. We're on this wall, right?

We're playing this wall. Oh, nice. I look to my right and I'm like, God, I'm looking at somebody's nipple. This guy's tall. Oh, a guy. Yeah. It's a guy nipple. Oh, guy nipple.

I look to my right, I see a male nipple. I'm like, this is a tall guy. For you to be here, your chest to be at my level, you must be tall. Undertaker? I look up. Kurt Warner. I'm like, holy shit. You want to talk about Kane's list of friends?

Yeah. I mean, a straight, like, not strange, but just, I mean, deep cuts. It's everywhere. Deep cuts. All over the place. It's everywhere. Kurt Warner was there. Yeah, I was like, holy, Kurt Warner's here.

I was like, that's Kurt. Smelt fantastic. I kept following around because I wanted to figure out his cologne, but I don't know cologne, so I was just stalking him at this point. Every time he's, like, vibing, but he has, like, he has awareness. He just sees you and like every time he gets you at the end. You're just like, you walk up like he goes You're saying oh party no no problem Kurt no problem Yeah, and so I just

I was like what is it so then so you can see downstairs from the balcony right like into the floors that you're just on So I'm drunk and I'm like I want to see aerial view and so I look over the balcony and I see more confuffle going down there I'm like oh there's more famous people I look down there, I see the one the only, Tony Romo. Tony Romo! I see Tony Romo downstairs. I'm, and you know me, I'm always a goat. I live in Dallas.

Goated. I live in Dallas. I'm die-hard Cowboys fan. I grew up on the Cowboys. Yes, sir. I love me some Tony Romo. I'm drunk. I'm fanning out over all these famous people.

Tony! Like, it's so loud the DJ goes, GER. He's like, Tony! He just goes, you're just like, Romo! That's my TV number nine! No, but I did something kind of close.

You're flying. So I was drunk, right? Sarah needs to, I mean, have you on a drink limit when you're around these people? Sarah, dude, she doesn't care. She's hyped me up, she goes. And so I'm looking over the balcony. I see Tony Romo.

I'm like, starstruck, and I'm like, from Dallas. He knows that. I go, I mean, it's a club. There's hundreds of people here. So that I go, go boys! Somehow, some way that was worse than what I thought. I had no idea you're going to say, and that's worse.

Go boys. Go boys is cr-and-the-lil the little deep end to make the voice go. So go-boys! Oh, dude. Ask me if you heard me. Oh, did you hear you? No, everyone else around me, did they said. Oh, my God, dude, you poor soul.

Go-boys is criminal. So the night furthers on, I make my way to a more VIP section. that Kane Brown's in now. I take another right. So I take a right and I'm in a more famous section. Right. I'm on a wall. Kane Brown's right next to me.

And then I look to his right. Sitting down right there was the one the only, Patrick Mahomes. Man. One of the most coveted quarterbacks, NFL players of all time, one of the absolute greats. Yeah, 100%. Now, I don't know if I'm drunk or I'm just super. excited but I think Patrick Mahomes is eyeing me down. Why are you in such a thought bag?

You're like oh dude he was a hundred percent giving me the eyes. So I was sitting there dancing to the music right? Patrick Mahomes is right here where the camera's at and I just look and I'm like and then so he keeps I keep catching his eye he keeps going And so I just give up. I don't want to go talk to it because a lot of people are over there. He's with his wife. I was like, you know what? I'm just going to play it cool.

I'm not going to go up to him. It happens. It happens. Right. Kane Brown, nicest guy in the world, comes over to me. We're just talking, jibber jabbering. He goes, hey, man, stop being so weird staying over here. Go hang out.

He knows that I play off a little bit. Like, I like to stay on the wall. He goes, hey, man, no one over there is going to. Stop being petrified. Yeah. He literally said, no one over there is going to bite you. Come hang out with us. And I go, no, it's okay, it's okay.

He goes, have you met everybody over there? And I go, a couple of them. He goes, have you met Patrick? I go, no. He goes, do you want to? I go, yeah, I do you. And he goes, come on. He grabs me.

I was like, thanks, Kane. You go, God, you have been working out. He grabs me, I'm following him, right? I'm six feet taller than him. I'm following him, right? He goes, Patty, like this. Patrick stands up. I'm looking.

Patrick Mahomes dead in the eye. I go, Patrick! I was about to say, dude, at that point, I would have kicked you out. If I was Canada, I would be like, hey, you got to go. He goes, he goes, Patrick, this is Peyton. Patrick Mahomes comes and dash me up. He goes, I know who you are. Crazy first thing to say from Patrick Mahomes is nuts.

I go, you don't. do? Oh, didn't say, I'm fanned out of this point. I'm like, oh, I'm like,

oh, for real? And he goes, and then Kane comes in and he goes, yeah, dude, this is Peyton. He has a podcast. It's like, him and his boy are hilarious.

He goes, yeah, I know y'all pop up my shit all the time. I go, we was so excited. I was like, we do.

And then, um, we get interrupted for a second, and I was so pissed off. I was like a jealous girlfriend. Some people came up and I was like, it's my Patrick Ty.

They go, hey, Paddy, go, shut up. You go, don't you see what's happening? Anyway, Patty, yeah, keep talking about how you know us. Yeah, and I go, so that kind of interrupted the flow of our conversation, but then I go in with for the kill. This comes in just like, I'm a big fan of him. I think he's a cool guy, especially after meeting him. Like, he's super talkative, really nice guy.

Like, it's always scary to meet really famous people, but he's like, you can tell he's just a down-to-earth guy. So I was like- to be one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. And when people are nice, I want to talk to them, or I feel like I can be inclined to, like, have a relationship with you, like a friendship. Stan. So I tell him, I'm like, hey, bro, since you know the podcast, me and Cam are based in Dallas.

Anytime you want to come talk to. Hit me up. Oh, please, Patty. And he goes, yeah, man, I'm down, bro. I love Dallas. Hell yeah, let's do it. I go, yeah! You go, knock over everyone's drink.

I'd accidentally hit cane to the ground, and you're just like... And then I go over... Girlfriend, I'm like, baby, you won't guess what just happened. Oh my God. And then I see Tony Romo walk by. I go, fuck you. I go, cheese till I die. You're a nice fumble with the goal line.

Patty would never... He was our... He was our... Hero quarterback for our childhood. I'm joking, man. I will never tolerate Tony Romo's way. No, no, not at all. But Patrick Mahomes, thanks for being so cool, man. That's a great experience. Kane Brown. Congratulations on your new bar. It's in Nashville. If y'all go to Broadway.

I mean, that is, that is unbelievable. First off, I mean, now let's just say this. Out of all the NFL players you said they're there, why are they all quarterbacks? No, there was more. Like, Kane has a quarterback thing. He's a quarterback little fling. No, I hung out with the guy who plays for Miami Dolphins. He's a really cool guy. He's not a quarterback. He was like 6-9, 400 pounds. Like, he was massive. He's on the line. Yeah. No, he actually said he was a DB. He said it was a D-N.

Oh, yeah. He was f***ing. He was big way he can move. Oh, I imagine him coming at you. I was like, oh, I would literally be like, no, thank you. I'll lay down. Oh, that's insane. Dude, Patrick Mahomes has seen us.

That's nuts. No, it's crazy. That made me think, like, who else has seen this podcast? Dude, okay, I didn't want to, I didn't want to, like, take away from that moment. Yeah. That's exactly where my mind went. Yeah. Like, bro, it's like, okay, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say it out there.

If anybody has any connections, if anyone has any connections or knows someone or knows a cousin or something, what are the odds that LeBron James? He doesn't have to like us. He doesn't have to be like, oh, I know them, I've seen them before. What are the odds that our faces has just hit his phone? Dude, I don't even care if he didn't even watch the whole video. Like it comes up, he listens 30 seconds, whatever, booms. But like, just to think, LeBron, Raymond, the goat,

Oh, no, it makes me tingle thinking about it. No, it literally gets me happy. Yeah, dude. I don't even, like, please, if somebody's just in LeBron's camp, that's what I'm saying. See me a bait. Don't even send it to us. Make us work for it.

Yeah, just like, give us a breadcrumb. Give us a breadcrumb just to make us feel something, man. Dude, I'll get my PI bag. I'll figure some shit out. What's crazy? I've never said this, but like really early stages of the podcast, like Fruit Loops days, like a long time, like three years ago, I got a DM from somebody in their instant.

I'm not going to say who. but their Instagram said OVO something. And they DM'd me. And it was about a video. And I was like, if you're in OVO, there's a certain chance that that hit the group chat. That video hit the group chat.

Dude, that's insane. That makes me literally tingle. Oh, yeah. It makes me want to cry. I think the weekend knows us. I think he might know you. You've been front row and two of his shit like this. Abel!

Abel! Abel! Timeless! Timeless. And I'm just like this. I'm like recording you do it. Yeah, I know. Dude.

Oh, and I'm so mad. Our graphic designer got reposted by the weekend. I congratulated James after that, but I was so envies. I was so envied his. Anyway, it was an incredible graphic. I'm sweating. This episode is brought to you by Hems. If something's been off in the bedroom, you're not the only one.

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Prescription for Quartz. Don't even do that. You know that's putrid right now. You just said you're sweating and you go for the diabolical earring back. My earrings, like the back of my earrings smell so bad. No, no, no. Viewers, you actually can't comprehend this. Unless you have someone in your life that has like an infected earlobe, you don't, his shit could kill something young. Like it could literally end a small porcupine. If you want, if you want to know like how bad this stinks, I haven't taken my earrings out in like six years.

I haven't taken them out one time. That hurts my stomach thinking about that. I have a challenge for you. No. There's no challenge. There's no, you honestly, honest to God, you should respect me enough as a man. Like not even as a friend, as a co-worth, as a man to not ask me to sniff your ear. I'm not sniffing you, dude.

Can't sniff my earrings. I'm not sniffing it. I don't know. Let me get a little juice out first. That's it. If I squeeze it like a little something comes out. Can't please, I'll give you $100. Make it more. Make it $500.

I'll do it. Why am I such a cheap? Dude. $500. And we're not no, oh, oh, no switch sides. We're not sweet. You just said let me get juice out of it. Yeah, I gotta squeeze it out a little bit.

There's no way. I mean, Robbie looks like he's gonna throw up. There's no way. Stop playing with it! You're sitting there rubbing it down! Oh wow, I mean that smells like I used condo. Okay, here we go. Oh my god, dude, no. Alright, get in there.

What the... Oh, no, dude. Oh, gacking, bro. It's it. No, it is bad. It is bad. Shut the fuck up. Stop to speak. Stop speaking. Oh my god, you got so red. You're sweating.

Stop speaking. That. That's not real, dude. Ha! I think my, my lungs are hurting. Oh my God, dude. I'm not kidding. Stop that.

Oh, you touched it. You got the cheese touch. That, that smell, that is like you took, that's like you took molded cheat, like a molded provolone. Ooh. In the fact that you're so,

what is it, anasmic, the fact you're so anasmic to that, you can sniff it and make a funny gesture. Yeah. That would, that would literally, up an unhaven, like an uncontacted tribe. Like a group of people that don't have medicines,

that would f-de-them up, bro. Like, that would-that clear them. I think my ears have the clap. I think it got a little bit of clapped on my ear. I don't know where that came from. I might have to talk to somebody about that. That's, it's coming. That's, oh.

You have- I got it on my nail a little bit. I'm not giving you any money. Oh, dude. No, you are. You know, honestly, I knew you were never going to give me $500. I'll take the 100. It'll fill my gas thing.

That's all we agreed on. Okay, then give me the five. No. You're such, dude. You're an awful man. Like, you're an awful, awful man. I need to clean my ears. I just don't know how.

Take the ear. Dude, soak that in like formaldehy. Take the earrings out and clean it with anything you have in your house. Yeah, I stopped wearing my retainer. Did you ever get the retainer looks like a mouthpiece? Yeah. I stopped wearing that after like three years because I couldn't see through it. like all green and yellow. I didn't know how to clean it. Like I tried to brush it, but it never

came off. Somebody else has been there before. Oh my god, dude. I hope, I pray to God, no one's ever been there. All you do is you get a little 20 cent denture cleaning tablet. No, I took that from your sink in college, but it didn't work. And I took it from my grandma for her dentures. Didn't work. Not on what I had. I mean, I was growing plants out of my thing. All right. This episode is brought to you by GLD. I am obsessed. with GLD because you know like him? Why? Buying the dad in your life a Father's Day gift.

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one day we did not have a meal delivered which is completely fine so i had to hit the road but i didn't want to get the same we always get she ate that all throughout the pregnancy i'm driving right okay i'm trying to make myself to a beautiful little pop-eyes Louisiana a kitchen. Careful. Do you know what I see off the side of the road

that looked, I mean abandoned, desolate, but it was still open and in business. What? A TGI Friday. Those still exist.

That needs to leave. Is it 2001? No, no, I was baffled. I didn't stop. I wanted to sit, like,

take a seat at a booth by myself. Okay, I'm not going to lie, though. T.J. Fridays. What was that? He said,

T. Friday Friday's. Are you saying J? He's saying J. He's saying J. You're saying thank Jesus it's Friday. It's thank God it's Friday. TGI Fridays had like middle class white women

and a chokehold, like a good family of five. Have you ever eaten there? For real, for real. No. Okay, well why? I don't know because I loved the commercials and it made me look forward to every Friday. Commercials were gassed.

The slogan was, I mean slogan had any kid in a chokehold. Oh dude, thank God it's Friday. That's not a slogan. Well, that's what it's still. for. Is that a slogan? Or slogan's songs? I don't think a slogan has to be a song. I think a slogan's a slogan. What's the best slogan of all time? Best slogan of all time? Nationwide is on your side. Okay, that's a good one. Or red robin. Red Robin's also out there with TGI Friday. Oh yeah, they need to go out of business. No, Red Robin's been done. Oh, they canceled Red Robbins.

They got, that proves my point even more. They got caught up in the Me Too movement. They got canceled. either someone incredibly, you can't say that and look at me like that, someone incredibly high up has an alarming amount of equity in TGI Fridays. They're just, they're doing it straight off the muscle. They're like, I'm just going to stay open. Like, I'm in the red, I'm bleeding. We're staying open. Or there's some goblins that spend enough money to keep, I mean, TJ Fridays is the food version of mattress firm.

That's cartel. 100% money laundering. 100%. Dude, TGI Fridays, okay, the fact you've never eaten there is even better. The menu at T.J.I. Fridays. Is it vast or small? It's like you're at a carnival. What? They have fair food at T.J.

Cotton candy? They have cotton candy? And T.J. Friday says cotton candy on the menu? They used to have a burger. That was a burger with a chicken tendi, with an onion ring, with a Motsie stick, with a bun, then douse it in Keso. It was like a, it was like a wet drink,

like a fever wet dream. Oh, my. Michelle Obama canceled TJ Friday. She was like, should she change the school menus and TJ Fridays? She said Tj Fridays, you're out of here. No, that's disgusting. Bro. I mean, it's a modern kid's dream, though.

That's what I'm saying, bro. I mean, I can't lie. The two times I went, very good. Now, growing up, again, hindsight's 2020. It's like, why the fuck did we ever? I mean, you sit down with 4,000 calories. Easy. Dude, can I say something?

Now that we're talking about food places that shouldn't exist? Yes. Can I make a list of the worst fast food of all time? I'm in on it. Oh, oh. I have some hot takes about fast food. Oh, we're putting fire to that. Dude, there's a lot of fast food places that you get the fuck out of here.

Dude, if y'all talk about that are good, it's honestly disgusting. No, yeah, I don't. I'm going to list five off real quick, off the top of my head. Okay. So is, is, like, in order? Five is, the worst, the worst one is number one. Okay, bit, bit. Number one is, like, if you go there, you should be put in federal prison, like, under the jail with Al Capone.

And then five is, like, it just needs to shut down, like, expeditiously. Everything on here, if you eat. there I look at you like less of a human. Okay. Can I say that? Yeah, scum. Sorry, here we go. Yeah, here we go. Number five on the worst fast food of all time list is five guys. What? Five guys is disgusting. It's sloppy. It's nasty.

It makes you feel like a little food slut. I do not like that. I love being a little five guys food slut. See, I like to be whined and dine in my fast food. I don't want to just feel like a sloppy. Mind and dined in fast food. They don't go. It's like two ends of the f***. magnet. They don't go, you don't get wined and dined at fast food. It's, okay, normally like five guys eats, bro. What are you talking about?

Okay, so fast food is like a one-night stand, in my opinion. Go with this analogy with me. Okay. Going to fast food is like a one-night stand. You understand that this is not going to be like a healthy exchange, right? But you want to be treated with class and respect, right? Five guys is the one-night stand. They just, it's a sloppy burger. They just barely wrap it up, throw it in the bag. They don't even have the decency to put the fries in the fry container, they're just dumping it all in the bag. Like, you know what I mean? They didn't even give me a towel afterwards. They just walked out of the room. Exactly. But you want to stick with that analogy, you know it's a one-night stand. So you're not looking for Prince Charming. You're looking

like just get bent over like a little bad girl you are. Yeah, but that's where five guys comes in it. But even just binge over, they get you right there in that throat and you're done. But even if I, there should still be some aftercare. Get me the towel. Dude, spank me and leave. Get your own towel. Get your own towel. See, that's why you like five guys. You have no respect. Yeah, you said that you said, hey, this is. This is. You said, hey, this is a mutual thing. We're not texting each other. We know this isn't going to be anything. Get out. Number four, Long John Silver. Now I can agree with you. If you're eating LJS in 2026, go to hell. First of all, what the fuck are you eating? No, I mean, I, the amount of Long John Silver,

Long John Long Silvers, John Long Silvers that are in North Texas so far from bodies of water. And I can't even believe if you're eating that in like the middle of the country. That's what I'm saying. If you're not within 50 miles of an ocean, you shouldn't eat seafood. That's my thing. 100%. Now, if it's a seafood heavy seafood specific restaurant, if it's a high class restaurant, fast food seafood should be... It shouldn't exist. That's like Red 40. You should not be eating that. You shouldn't be consuming it. The only, the... I don't even do catfish from like a fat... Catfish I only get from a restaurant. What do you mean I'm eating like cod?

I shouldn't... That's seven dollars! You shouldn't be able to get fast food in your car. Or you shouldn't be able to get seafood in your car. That should not happen. You should not be able to sit at a red light and bite into cod. Yeah. Like, where are you keeping that contained? And those hush puppies, them have been frozen since 2019. They mass produced 8 billion hush puppies and they just sent them off.

I think once their hush puppy supply runs out, they cancel. No, they go to a local pet co and just get the goldfish cooking them up. That's all they're doing. No, Long Dogg's summers has to be close. I agree, I agree. And you know what my mom does? Like, I'll be talking to her, be like, hey, what do you do? She'll just got some food.

I'll go from where? She'll go, I'm not going to say it. And I immediately know what she's going to say. I go, mom, where the f***? Did you go get food? She goes, Long John's. I'm like, Mom, what the fuck? And she's like, you just can't beat it.

I go, I can beat you. Yeah, I can beat you. And there's places that can dance. If you're ashamed, if you're ashamed to tell people you're eating it, you should not be consuming. Yeah, that's disgusting. It's like this. Long John's story.

What did you say? Long John, Sylvie. I got the long john solvers unfollow us right now. You're so crazy for five guys. You're crazy for five guys. Number three. Jack in a box. Oh, yeah.

Only thing redeemable about jack in a box is the fries, and sometimes the fries give me food poisoning. I have had jack in the box twice. I've thrown up twice. That's my life story with jacking the box. First off, your mascot's weird. What is that? What is the thing?

What is that? To this day, it's literally a man. It's a, it's a life. So it's a Caucasian male with a round face. Ping pong head with a sharp. What is that? He has a ice cream nose. Ice cream cone nose.

He's an ice cream cone just tilted. He's a tilted ice cream cone ping pong face in a three-piece suit. I don't like him. He's strange and your food has always been, always been subpar. And can I say I've never walked into a jack-in-a-box. It's been clean. Never. I've never walked into a jack-in-box.

I have twice through a drive-thru. I have gross friends. Are they the place with a chicken fries? No, that's... Burger King. Them too. Burger King's honorable mention. Oh, dude, but...

I mean, this... Now, this, this does it for me. Yeah. One of my friends, he's heavy, like, really high on Jack and the Box. You should block him. Yeah, you're a goblin. Yeah.

But when I go, what do you get? And he goes, Breakfast tacos. They serve breakfast at Jack in a Box? That's like saying, oh, my dude, let's go to Chick-fil-A, like, oh, my, what's your favorite thing? And you're like, the cookie?

If you're getting breakfast. cookie. If you're getting breakfast food, fast food, you need to reevaluate your life. Oh, no. No, no. You hold your saddle, boy. Breakfast food fast food, you got, you have to treat yourself better. Oh, breakfast Wendy's.

Oh, wow. Breakfast Sonic. Oh, wow. Breakfast Brahms would quite literally. What the fuck is breakfast Brahms? Breakfast Brahms would make me slap my mother. That's not, no people don't know what bronze is. Oh, then y'all are missing out.

Well, they don't live in Oklahoma. We don't live in Oklahoma. Yeah, but they just. moved here. Brahms has been here forever. Not in North Texas, but not in Austin. Like,

we never had Brahms. For that Oklahoma, like, poor people region. Like, that's, like, Brahms really goes crazy

in the lower middle class. Like, that's, just kidding. Yeah, Jack at the ball. I'm, okay,

I'm too, I'm saying breakfast fast food is a bad character trait. Like, that's like, I'd probably agree. Taste fantastic, but I'd agree.

You voted for a very specific person if you get breakfast fast food. That's something to say. Okay. You are, you are too, you are, You're batting two for three.

That's not bad. That's not bad. Number two, worst fast food, in my opinion, is Subway. Dude, Subway's like Walmart. Subway's like Walmart. What do you mean? It can stand the test of time. If you are hungry as you are hungry as shit and all that's in front of you is the subway,

you're not mad. Yeah, I am. I'm not eating. Oh, I'm going to be hungry today. Oh, you're a prissy little princess. First of all, if we're talking about weird mascots, we're going to talk about Jared. You know what I mean? We're talking about weird mascots.

Very fair. And he's still in jail today. Oh yeah. Oh, prison. You seen those docs? Oh, dude. Woo! Yeah.

A couple things were dacked on those. Oh my God. He's definitely in the files. Dude, but Subway, it's timeless. It's ageless. Now, this is my freezing. Jersey mics? 100% better.

Firehouse subs, probably better. 100% better. But Subway's not, just because someone else is better. It's like LeBron, M.J. Kobe. That doesn't mean Kobe's shit. The other two are just better. Kobe's still very viable option. No, no. Don't ever discus.

respect the late great Kobe like that to compare him to Subway. Kobe's Subway. He's like Chet Holgerp. No, Subway is Chet Holgram. Like he's good. Like, yeah, we would love to have him on the team. But yeah, he's going to put up two points in game seven. When it comes time, you put, Wimby is Jimmy Johns, you know what I mean? I mean, you're going to fuck him up. I mean, you don't have a chance.

When it comes time for dinner, we don't really want you. Exactly. No, dude, you're true. Subway is 3D printed. In my opinion. Like, Subway it tastes 3D printed. I don't. Oh, can I say anything?

the block. And can I say this? Their hiring rate is 99% convicts. Like I, like I've never felt like, you know, oh dude, I've never got more lip from a fast food employee than a subway worker. What do you want? Can I get the black force ham a little bit? I'm so sorry. I forgot that, bro. Man, what do you want on your sandwich, bro? I'm like, what in the hell? No, 100%. They got some, boy, they got an interesting HR. Like, and I just don't feel like that food gets changed out enough. Now, okay. That's where I agree with you. There was a time as a kid playing basketball during the summer, I would go to subway every day because it was healthy. I would look in that lettuce and I was like, I saw the same strand there yesterday.

No one's got that, huh? No one, dude, I went one time, the turkey looked like I had gang green on it. I said, yeah, I guess I'm going ham today. I'll go ham. We'll try the ham. I said, holy f*** that zombie flesh, we'll go ham. I said, I'm not eating that. I did the same shit.

It was in the summer. We'd be hooping every day. hit the subway every day. It was right by the gym every day. I walked in. He was like, he said, turkey. I said, yeah, we'll do the, what the fuck? Nope, we're going to try the ham. We're going to try the ham. I mean, it literally looks like a sandal. Like it was like a bottom of flip-flop. It was bad, dude. And going in, you're too, okay, you either win in my book. You either win or lose right here. And this kind of doubles down on the point of food that probably isn't real. My number one worst fast food, in my opinion, is Taco Bell.

You son. Stop that now. You son of a bitch. I'm telling you, dude, Taco Bell, speaking of you don't know what that is, bro, you are eating possum foot. Like there is no way. I don't give a,

I don't give a if it is literal, literal grounded up monkey knuckles in Taco Bell. That's, I'm not saying for this. You don't slander, you don't slander TB. Taco Bell has gotten you. You, Peyton.

Oh, I know you're going to say. Through so many drunken nights. Exactly. And that's my point. You owe them. And that's my point. If I can only eat you when I'm drunk, that means I'm making a bad decision. I mean, you ever, like in my single days, in my single days, I'd be drunk enough leaving a club and very horned up. I would leave with some stuff I normally wouldn't leave with. That's Taco Bell. No, that's not. No, that is not. Taco Bell is your bottom. Taco Bell is always, first off, 2 a.m. all these other little idiots they don't want to work we're up until two we got you second off there's no way you arguably one of the greatest one of the greatest drinks ever no taco bell made this and you know what bah ha mother and oo want all of it extra large no ice blast oh i love 100 grams of sugar in my drinks ooh it's 2 a m and i got a half a bottle of henny in me don't care exactly the only way you like it is if you're ennegraded in the brain no no no That's a bad decision.

That's showing you that's a bad decision. I eat Taco Bell in the middle of a Wednesday. I will literally stop at a Taco Bell for lunch on Wednesday at 2 o'clock. You also had to talk with your doctor. That is true, but I don't get to do. Taco Bell, Taco Bell. No, dude, no, no. Hell no.

Dude, Taco. The amount of places. No, no. This is the thing. You picked five, whatever, the amount of places. It could be said before the industry giant. There's three, four other taco spots that are worse than Taco Bell. Taco Cabano, worse than Taco Bell.

Del Taco Grossest worse than Taco Bell Taco Bueno Worst than Taco Bell I can't speak on those Because I haven't been to those I can only speak on the places

I've been You haven't been to them Wonder why Because they're nasty And they're below the line No because there's just Taco Bells everywhere And it's open at 2 a.m.

Outside of a club Why do you think they're everywhere Because they got success And because they're the best taco Just because there's a lot It's good When it comes to a franchise Like a Taco Bell

Yeah You don't get to just pop them up if you suck. That's why there's like eight Long John Silver's left and I'm working hard to get all eight closed down. You can go any street corner in a downtown and there's crack. Crack's not good,

but the people like it. Man, that's illegal. I go these tacos. And so should probably something that they're feeding us. I'm not going to lie. Honestly,

I'll say this on the record. If a study came out and told me what's inside Taco Bell and it was abysmal. You would still eat it. I'd eat it within a year. Exactly. So which makes your opinion invalid

because you just don't care. No, that makes my opinion so valid because that's how good it is. Now, there's called, let's literally called addiction. I know this is hurting me. I know this is killing me, but I can't help it. I still want to do it. That's literally called addiction. That's what that monkey knuckle is giving you. Dude, they, they traced luncheon to like cancer before. Everything in this life hurts you or kills you. Yeah, no, it's not. Yes, it is. Because those

studies aren't like, those studies are sensationalized headlines. If there's one thing in it that could give you cancel, like you say, oh, the whole lunch meat can give you cancer. How could that not be the same thing with Taco Bell? I didn't, I didn't, anything about cancer. No, you didn't say, but I'm saying you're saying it's not good for you. I'm just saying it isn't. How do you know? Have you done your studies? So you would, somebody on a diet, you would say, yeah, talk about it's good for you. You don't have to be on a diet, but I'm not saying, I'm not saying, so it's not good for you. You know it's not McDonald's it's not good for you. Yeah, it's not good at this home cooking, but it's not like

you eat it, you die. If you eat it enough, you will. Yeah. Let me know what y'all think about my list. I mean, that you, you, dude, you fumbled so bad. I don't think so. Oh my God, you fumbled. Taco Bell, that is, that is, that is a blunder. I'll only eat there from drunk.

You have that list in checkmate and you've blundered. I'll only eat there if I'm drunk. That makes it bad. It's good. I mean, that's decent logic. I can't lie,

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Oh my God. Oh. You just, I mean, you just absolutely triggered something in me. This past week, gas state. This is the crazy I've ever seen a gas station. And I've seen some shit. I go to the gas station. I park my truck.

I go to get the gas. It's not working. I got to go inside. I go inside. There's a line of 10 people filed in this register behind one woman at the front. Okay? God. Already annoyed.

I'm just like, oh my God, dude. First off, there's three employees in the store that's one register open. Unacceptable. I hate that. Dude. It's an upper management problem. Oh, my God. When I tell you, and I swear on everything I love, right hand to God.

That woman's up there. I'm hearing a bunch of gibberish, right? And then all of a sudden, I hear your total your total is going to be $483, $483. If you're spending $483 at a gas station, you go to hell. Oh, no, no, no, $483. Now, the thing that confuses me,

I hear that, and I go, wow, she's got a lot of something. Hit a little lean, pack of donuts, and a bottle of water. That doesn't equate. So then I immediately go, She drove a tank. Like she has 400 gallons of gas to get.

Yeah, she's an 18 wheeler. Not looking the lot. Nothing. There's not a Batmobile out there. Yeah. She got a pack of dough. Literally, the little six pack of donuts. A bottle of water.

The rest of the $483 bill was scratch off lottery. I knew it. The craziest part, though, is how she's asking about the ticket. It's like Pig Latin. I'm not kidding. She lives like, she said, let me get two of the tens, three of the fives. Let's do five of the twenties. I see the 50.

Take back to two fives. Give me two fifties instead. I want four more of the other 20s, number 12. I'm not sure what accident is. Who is that? I'm not sure either, and I'm not trying to be partial. But she's, it was like a, it was like an auction. Yeah.

Like, oh, had happened to give it a 40, 45, but it, she was spinning. There you go. So fast. Yeah. And I was like, what the f***? And everyone in this line, dude, it was. like the most herd mentality ever. I'm not going to lie, if you're spending $500 on a lottery, on lottery tickets,

just out of local gas station, I think we've exceeded the point of lottery tickets. I think we need to go to the actual casino. Go to the casino. Yeah, it's like unbelievable. I say, everyone in this line, herd mentality, we all start looking at each other like, this bitch. Like we're just like, what in the hell? Dude, you're making fun of her.

She might hit for a million. You better. You're spending $480 at the gas station. And then she gets all the things. tickets and then she tries. She quite literally tries. She goes, let's get one real quick. She tries to scratch. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, dude, a blue collar guy literally said, no, no, get out, get out. He literally said, get out, get out. She turned around, she's like, mind your own business, mind your own business. He was like, just get it. You said, there's

10 of us late. Yeah, you can't, you can't scratch a ticket off in front of everybody. Five hundred dollars. And I've, I've never seen a gas station purchase for five dollars. I'm talking there, you can get liquor, you can fill your car, you can get all the food in the world. What is the, what is the, what is the most, you? What is the most amount to spend at a gas station without getting gas. Like, what's the appropriate amount to spend? If on yourself, yeah. I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I don't know, just to spend.

If a whole, dude, if you, if you're spending in the triple digits at a gas station, that is abysmal. Yeah, what do you, are you grocery shopping? That's what I'm saying. Are you literally grabbing milk and ice cream in a bottle of wine? Like, if you're getting actual gas station, yeah, sunflower seeds, gatorade, an energy drink, cookies, chips. Yeah.

I would never, ever spend more than like $40. I'm not breaking the $50 mark. Yeah, I'm never spending more than $40. Without getting gas, whenever, if I'm just getting snacks or whatever at a gas station, first of all, I don't, people in gas stations, dude, people that buy knickknacks and gas stations are going to hell.

Yeah, and dude, and they know they're an easy hit. They know they're an easy lick too. Who walks into a gas station and goes, oh, I'm going to buy this cross. Yeah, I'm going to buy the Jesus mural, and I need a reminder of my own name. a keychain with my name on it. Yeah, unless you're like traveling from out of town and you're like, you see a keychain like from the state. Oh, I'm completely, don't buy me a keychain with my own name on it.

Do you see, why? Buy me a magnet of the state. Buy me a little stamp. You want me to keep a keychain of my own name in a state that I haven't been to. That screams weird. That is absolutely weird. Really? If you were to buy me a gas station, buy me a shirt, buy me a little snow globe, buy me a spoon. You'd rather a snow globe than a keychain with your name on it? Payton, I have two children of my own. If I pull out my car keys and it's my name flashing with the Bellagio fountain behind it and it's Vegas and it's going Cameron, Cameron, Cameron, Cameron, I'm now a clown. I have no respect. I have no respect. No one respects me. That's so strange. If I get a Bellagio Cameron Cameron's Snow Globe, that's in the closet and no one sees it.

See, that's just wasting the person's money then. No, it's the thought. I think it's weirder to have a magnet. I think, no, dude, a fridge is like a Jeep. No. The fridge is, like, made for mag... It's like a big... Magids.

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or EvenClip when you add them to your EvenG to order. That's even realities.com promo code YSK. On to the rest of the episode. People that put shit on the fridge is just weird. They literally make fridges magnetic. No, they don't make them magnetic.

It just happens to be magnetic. Then why is this couch doesn't happen to be magnetic? Because it's not made out of magnetic stuff. It's a sofa for luxury and sitting, not for utility. That was easy. How does something just happen to be magnetic? Because it's the stuff that is made from. magnetic. So Cam, I've had keys that are magnetic. Is it supposed to be magnetic? I would argue so.

Because are these keys magnetic? No. Cam, this is magnetic. You get magnet stuff to this is not meant to put magnets on it. How do you know that? What do you mean? How do I know that? This mic stand was not made to put magnets on it. How do you know that's not a part of the functionality of it? You can magnet something. What if this thing was magnet to keep the wire down? I'm not saying it was made to be a magnet. I'm saying... Okay, then that's... Do we agree then?

So... Okay, so there's... You literally said... You said... No. You said fridges were made for magnets. No. That's why they made them.

I'll put magnets on it. Made to be magnetic, not made to be a... Magnet. Not a big, massive magnet. There's a difference. I'm saying they didn't make a magnet happens to cool shit. It made a fridge and it's magnetic on the outside.

There's nothing purposefully magnetic in this world except for like magnets. There's literally... There's literally... There's literally... There's... There's literally screws. There's screws and screwdrivers that are both steel.

Some are magnetic and some aren't. And you tell me that's an oopsie? Like one guy got drunk and came to work and dropped the magnet fluid? And not an oopsie, but that's not why. It was not like, oh, the functionality of this is to be magnetic. The only thing on this word that.

How is it not the functionality? If there's screwdrivers, they can be magnetic and then there's screwdrivers that can't. They just use different materials. That's why brands are different. Me silly. Every fridge is magnetic. Just because every fridge is made of the same. This mic stand is magnetic.

You could put magnets on it, but that's not what it was made for. The only thing that was made to be magnetic were like those dothless toy magnets. Are you eight? Are you a little kitty? No. How can you look at me in here? The same brand from the same assembly line.

That's not true. What? it. The same brand. Name it. Can make two different screwdrivers. Name it. What brand does it? What do you mean? Cobalt, DeWalt? You want me to f***? You're, I, you know, Eitachi? Okay, so I can I have the, I want to go, I want to go, I want to get cobalts? I'm going to go, so I'll ask me that? They'll ask me that right now. I don't know if they'll ask you that, but you can absolutely buy a magnetic screwdriver or a non-magnetic screw driver? Or a non-magnetic screw driver? 100%. When did customer service come into this conversation? I'm going to

what they ask you. You can get a magnetic screwdriver. or a non-magnetic. I'm calling Home Depot. Call Home Depot. No, no, what are you going to say? This call may be recorded or used by Home Depot and its authorized vendors. Thank you for calling the Home Depot. How can I help?

Can I get a real person? To help me connect you to the right person. Please tell me which department or issue you are calling. Screwdrivers. Connecting you now. He goes, hey, this is. This is James from screwdrivers. Hey, man.

How are you doing? I'm doing well. How are you? Even better now. I got a question. I'm looking for cobalt screwdrivers. Y'all have those there? Why is it brain?

Cobalt flows. Oh. What kind of screwdrivers do you have? Milwaukee, Ryobbe, Rigid, Makita, and DeWalt. Oh, okay, let's go. DeWalt. So, DeWalt, do you all have the magnetic DeWaltz? In the non-magnetic DeWaltz?

Magnetic what? Screwdrivers? Just manual screwdrivers? Yeah. Either one. Yeah, I'm standing right in front of them. So, but there's a magnetic and a non-magnetic? For the bit?

For the bit, yes. Yes. Or I think the only ones that I have seen are Milwaukee ones and they're in electrical. Okay. I was just wondering if there's magnetic and non-magnetic. There is. Some are not magnetic. Like, mostly Klein and some Milwaukee's are magnetic.

But the one, the DeWalt ones that I'm looking at right now in front of me, the ones that are like just a regular screwdriver, like your OG screwdriver, I'm seeing that, those are magnetic, but like the one that, the screwdrivers that have the different bits in it, like a 13 and one or a 10 piece in one, those are not magnetic. Oh, okay. See, I'm just new into this. I'm 14. So I'm new into like the screwdriver thing. Is, do you think they make them magnetic on purpose? Or is it just happened to be that way?

No, they make it on purpose. So it'll be magnetizing the screw. Yeah, that makes sense. That was I was telling my friend. Okay. Thank you so much. I'll be there in a little bit. Yes, sir.

All right. Love you, bye. I mean, first off, first off, before I get back to grilling you, I mean, that guy, that guy loves screwdriver. They gave me the screwdriver. He said, hell, I got the 13 and 1, DeWalt. The barcode is the SVC model. He said, now these have been magnetized since I want to say 04.

That's some as a PhD in screwdrivers. They gave me the Cam Kennedy of screwdrivers right there. Yes, but there's your proof. You called it. What was his name? You don't remember his name. He was a nice guy and he talked too much, but there's your proof. They do it.

There is functionality. Just because something's magnetic does not mean it was made to be a magnet. It's still a screwdriver, but, but it makes your life easier because you don't have to hold the screws. That's new technology though. That's different. No, the f***. It's not.

It's magnetic. But everything that's magnetic wasn't made purposefully to be magnetic. Oh, from the dawn of magnets? No, just even now. But I'm saying as things go, because, like refrigerators aren't made to be magnetic. They're really not. They're not, I get the screwdriver because it needs to click on the thing because that's a functionality that it needs. Yeah.

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You.O.com slash Y. S.K. Now on to the rest. The rest of it. Me and P are going to be playing fast money. You are incredibly anxious. Yes. But I have faith in you. And hopefully I can do some legwork

and you finish this off at the end. You're ready to win. I'll finish me off. Let's do it. Here we go. Put the headphones in. Headphones are going in. Round one.

We got K Rob on the fourth mic. I believe I got 20 seconds, right? 20 seconds after you finish. 25 seconds. So there was. There was 100 people surveyed. Yes. You have 25 seconds.

Here we go. Here we go. Name something you do every morning. Brush your teeth. Name something a person sleeps with. Pillow. Name a food people eat with their hands. Burger.

Name something you'd find in a purse. Lipstick. Name an animal with a long tail. Oh, God. Dog? Ooh, that was bad. That was bad. I'm still confident.

I'm still confident. Last one got me. Buried alive. Someone can get me up. She's picking up. We're done? We're done. You're having a rock concert over there.

That's fantastic. It was Janus. I know. Yeah, you're going nuts. Can I get Janus too, please? Yeah, fantastic. Okay. Did you do good?

I hope so. All right. Here you go. Your turn. I felt confident, though. I feel confident, though. Honestly, God, we're going to win. All right, let's do it.

Oh, shit. Did anybody else get anxious? Just lock it. All right, here we go. My God, these are sound canceling. I have to be quick. Yes, you have 25 seconds. Okay.

All right. Good news is you don't have to get too many points. Cam got 132 out of 200. Oh, God, okay. All right. All right, here we go. You have 25 seconds starting now. All right.

Name something you do every morning. Wake up. Name something a person sleeps with. Name of food people eat with their hands. Burgers. Name something you find in a purse. find in a purse. A god.

Name an animal with a long tail. Fuck. Name some of the person sleeps with. Why are you crying? Unless they messed up, they should have asked you the same questions. Nothing was dark about that. I said hard. Oh, those are like elementary questions.

Did they ask you the same thing twice too? They said, no, you probably got wrong then. That was my choice. No, but wrong if you said the same thing as me. Oh, okay. What do we get wrong? You had, you, well, I mean, pretty, pretty much all of it. I mean.

Okay, well, hold on. How many points did I get? And then I need to hear his answers. So, Cam, you, you got 132 out of 200. Let's go. All you need was 68? We needed a score of 68 to get us there. When asked, name something you do every morning.

Cam said, brush your teeth. Number one answer, 38 points. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Peyton said, wake up. That's not on the list. That's a good. I mean, I can't even fault you, but what the, man?

Wake up! That's not, you don't even do that. Like, that just happened. By the way, every morning I've done that. You don't have to choose to wake up. All right, dude, no. Okay. I thought that was my best answer.

So the fact we're starting off with negativity, I'm not happy. 68 divided by four. You only only, let's do the, here we go. Question number two. You were asked, name something a person sleeps with. Cam said pillow. Number one answer, 41 points. Payton also said pillow.

Yeah. Okay. That doesn't. But that doesn't count. Yeah, because you said the same. Okay. Name of food people eat with their hands. Cam said burger. 21 points.

Peyton also said burger. Yeah. We're so alike. We love each other. You're not getting those points. Number one answer with pizza. Pizza. Man, that's a hell of it.

Name something you'd find in your purse. Cam said lipstick, 23 points. Smooth. Payton's out of gun. And then question five was named. A gun? A sig-sour in the purse. I said lipstick.

Eyelash plumber, wallet. Snack, makeup. Brush, cold. I've never been to my girlfriend's first. Hair tie. I mean, that's respectable, but a gun? Artillery? I see my mom.

I mean, that's true. She's got a gun and a drank. Wallet was the number one hand. Wallet. What'd you say? Lipsstick. Oh, that's sexist. That's not set.

I don't have a purse. My wife does. There's always lipstick. Your wife doesn't wear lipstick. Question number five was... What? Your wife doesn't wear lipstick. I know that about her.

Question five was name an animal with long tail. Now, I kind of got stumped on this one. I didn't. Cam said dog, reasonable, nine points. Number one answer was monkey. Monkey. Peyton said a fox.

A fox, hey, that's like the dog in the wild. Fox didn't make the list. We circled back to the two questions that he answered the same as you. Yeah. Time ran out. He effectively got zero points. We ended with 132 out of 200. You didn't get a single point?

You didn't get anything. I thought of it. You had, you might as well not have played. Like you did, you did nothing. It's because the questions. Those are easy. Well, wake up should have been one out of ten. I mean, waking up is the best answer.

Because every morning I've done that, not every morning I've brushed my teeth. I actually never do that in the morning. I mean, that's true, but how in the hell? Can we do one more? Oh my God. We can do one more. Running back. All right, round two, here we go. Okay, believe in me better and then I'll do better.

I believe the hell out of you. I was so in belief of you. What? I was, okay, here we go. Round two. Guys, here we go. Lock in. Lock a. Lock? Like, lock in. Okay. Round two, 25 seconds. Here we go. Starts now. Name a reason someone might be late to work. Traffic. Name something you'd find on a beach. Name a household chore people hate doing. Dishes. Name a topping people put on pizza. Pepperoni.

Name something you take on a road trip. Snacks. Ding, ding, ding, ding. I mean, I mean, yo, you can take them off. First of all, never play that song, yeah. What are we doing? This is a depressing song ever. I woke up with holes in my brain. What the hell is this?

What? Don't play this for him. Please don't. What is that? That was like the most depressing song ever. What happened? Hey, I think I absolutely smoked it. Listen to me, I love you, and I believe in you.

Okay. And you're going to do good. Okay. When you feel that heartbeat, slowly come up your throat, don't worry about it. I got it back down. Just push it back down. Yeah, that's what I do with my emotions normally. Just push it back down.

You'll be good. All right, I got you. I got you. Here we go. Let's do it. You got it, bud. Yeah, five questions. Please don't play me that song.

Yeah, that was horrible. All right. Okay. Payton, round two. Okay. 25 seconds. Okay. starts now.

Okay. Name a reason someone might be late to work. Oh, traffic. Name something you'd find on a beach. Name a household joy people hate doing. Dishes. Name something people put on pizza. Pineapple.

Name something you take on a road trip. Name something you'd find on a beach. Oh, no. Name a household joy of people hate doing. I don't even know what you said. Name a household joy of people hate doing. Uh, laundry. Name. Oh, this is bad.

This is bad. I mean, we're just, we're, we're cooked. Time's up. Oh, my God. What was that? All right, go ahead. I don't know what happened. I think my judge started to have a panic attack himself.

I'm not quite sure what was happening there. Wait, what? I did start having a panic attack as well. He started fumbling on the questions. I don't know. Yeah, I had a panic attack. I'm not going to lie a little bit slightly. Okay.

I don't know. So did we get the question? I don't know. It's not up. Don't look at me. Well, the good news is, is Cam, you had gotten 184 out of 200. You got the first, you got the right answer for all of them. You know, the number one answer on all of them, Cameron, you gave them. Okay.

Peyton, let's just go over Peyton's real quick. Let's go, no, got to go him, me. Okay. Name a reason someone might be laid to work. Cam, number one answer. Traffic. Traffic. That's what I said too.

Okay. He also said that. Okay. Name something you'd find on a. beach cam number one answer sand payton not on the board not on the board i mean if the beach is worth a yeah there should be a handful but come on first thing got of my mind oh my god okay all right name a household chore people hate doing cam number one answer dishes Peyton also said dishes okay thank god thank us here we go

Name of topping. People put on pizza. Number one answer, Cameron. Pepperoni. Obvious. Peyton. Pineapple. Four points.

I thought we were thinking about exotic. Why? I was still thinking about that. Think of my God. Think of your regular pizza. Pepperoni. Number one. Yeah, but I knew you had probably said that.

Sausage, beef, Canadian bacon. It puts Canadian bacon on a pizza. I would have rather you said a. Like vegetables. Like an olive? Yeah. That's disgusting. It's all down to this.

Okay. We need 12 points, boys. Name something you take on a road trip. Damron. Number one answer. You said snacks. To close it out for all the marbles. Peyton.

You said, please. Again. Not on the fucking board, bud. Absolutely failed. I thought we're talking about me. Ooh, there's no way you said for road trip, bro. We have, we have done that. No way.

Now. I thought he at least say his phone. You love a good dooms scroll. You can't. Again. Beards at the beach. Don pizza. It's on a road trip.

Oh my God, dude. On a pizza is the name of my new album. Oh, but you'll be happy to know, though. We did have time to repeat one of the questions. Oh my gosh. Yes. Thank you, please. Which was, name a household chore people hate doing.

Initially, Peyton said dishes alongside you. Good answer. Good answer. We need 12 points for the win at the buzzer. Peyton said laundry for 24 points. Yes, sir. There you go. That's, that's, if you didn't say laundry, dude, he goes,

no the I'm just kidding that's a little much oh my god okay hey it took a warm up round yeah that was fantastic fun game good fast money

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