You Should Know Podcast - THE BEST FRIEND vs GIRLFRIEND CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

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the patreon all you want but you got to add you got to get a tear go get a tear over there go get a tear watch pierce's last episode and shed a tear ooh Let's go to the rest of the episode. We got co-host cam back in the studio. You know what I honestly look like, what I think I look like with a ball cap. Okay. You do. Like genuinely, you look like you go outside of middle schools and watch.

I'm like this. I'm just like, oh, how's it going? Hey, no, I think I look like a youth sports coach. Really? I'm like, all right. Sometimes one in the same. Dude. Yeah.

No. Well, I mean, there is correlation. Can I? What made you? Now, so your head's so big, right? Like, you have a massive skull. It's a big noggin. Yeah.

And I can't tell if the extra part that I'm seeing up here is skull or is that air in the head. That's brain. That is absolutely. That is cerebral cortex is right there. So what made? And the do loveling gotta. Oh my God. What?

The stitches are going to pop on that hat. The stitches turn to the side so they can see. Oh, wow. Look at that. Are you in the last hole? Oh, baby, if it's a snap bag, I'm last hole in it every time. I have no room for games. You're on the third?

Good for you. I'm on the last one. That's why I can't buy a snap bag. And it's not like it's like the last line. It's not like it's like the last where it's like straight. Oh no, they start going like this. It's bad. Watch this, ready?

Okay. It just undid. Oh my God. Oh my God. And you have a red line. Hey, hats aren't made for my skull size. I tried to wear one to, to camouflage. how bad my hair is.

It's another week without a haircut. I'm going through a rough patch, right? You look like you're like a... Now, I can't tell which one's worse. With the hat or with... And that hurts my heart. That hurts my heart. I specifically wore a hat,

and I actually ended up matching you today. Oh yeah, we are wearing the same hat. We both got the same hat. Now, yours got a little stain on it, but we both got the same hat. But you can wear yours with pride. Oh, dude, I'm light-skinned and cool. Yeah.

Oh, I got a little Harry Potter, J.K. Rolling glasses on. Rowling. Oh, it rolling. Rowling. It is rowling. W. So, bowl.

Bout. Ooh. He goes Bap. Oh. Rolling. I'll stick with rolling, but I do think it's rallying. But yeah, I don't know. Can you make it a kid?

Okay, can I see the hat? Put it on, but just backwards. Put it on backwards. Maybe that will help. Dude, that's not going to help. You're going to see the last hole and all of it's not glory. Please, let me just see it. Let me just see it.

Maybe it won't be as bad. You look like a 40-year-old that's like an, undercover cop. You go, like, dude, how much for the weed? Dude, who's got the burger sugar, man? I go, dude, all are lame as hell, dog. I don't even want your, your ounce of shake, bro. Y'all are so, y'all are, y'all are,

you'll go back to the roller skating park, do my own dougie. I got dougie. Doogie? It was a, a buggy with a dougie. A dougie. How would you dougie? Duggy.

I would consider, you know, you got your, Teach me how to doggie. Oh, would be a buggy. I see a buggy almost like the twist. I'm not gonna lie. Now you mix those together. You hit a little, you hit a little. And then I just go, anyway, you got the weed right afterwards.

You go, huh, Jamal. I go, dude, oh, come on, Antoine. Dude, f*** the feds. I'm not one of those pigs, man. I'm just trying to get high and lifted, dog. I want some of your bounce back. I want some of your great grass, dog. Dude, Jamal, don't even get me that.

Cause I've been here for the... You're the worst undercover cop ever! I'm not gonna laugh. I think that would be the perfect role for my debut of acting is like an S&L skit to be an undercover cop. Yeah. To where I can intentionally be bad at it.

That is the satire. I think I would deliver. Yeah, it's because you look... Can I take this off? It's tight. It's really tight. It looks fine. It looks decent.

It feels like it's pulling my eyes up. No, it is. Like my eyes are going and getting pulled. Okay, try to just slide the hat back like this. Do that. See, I don't mind when I... What? Dude, that actually went, and it immediately broke.

It's right, okay, put it on. Dude, your head's so red. Like, it's so bad. Peyton, my head is not normal. I've already said this, and it makes me sad. And the one time I stepped out of my comfort zone, for you, right? Because I go to a lids, and I can get a seven and three-fourths. Big size, I know.

But- No, you cannot. You cannot fit a seven and three-four. My hat that I have is a seven-and-three-fourths. It fits on my head, there will be a red line within three minutes of usage. usage. But so I said, okay, let me try an eight. Now, I said, now this isn't good. No one likes to be the guy that wears an eight. I try an eight too big. I went, all right. I get online seven, seven eights. In between three-fourths and eight. Yeah. I go, that's money. That's going to be my slice of pie right there. The hat comes in. It should have been an eight and a half. On my head, it went like,

yeah. Like, it was loosey-goosey. I think there's hat companies that make hats for big heads. It's called. Really? Well, we're going to, we're going to. We're going to. We're not. We're Yeah, we're gonna mute that because we don't sponsor. But yeah, and they're like smallest size is equivalent to like an eight. Wow. And then it only gets bigger. It's like the big and tall store.

Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I went to the big and tall store one time because I thought it was cool. I did not realize it was like, like 53 waist, 48 length. I'm like, is this, is this Andre the Giant? Yeah, how many pants? What in the hell?

How many pants did you buy? Got two pairs, it was a good deal. Two pairs, good deal. I don't think I look terrible with it like this. Dude, speaking of big and tall, there's really nothing you can do that looks like comfortable. Yeah, no, I just take it off. Because I honestly, I don't see an eyesore. I just need a haircut.

Yeah, honestly, or just a head reduction. Oh, my God, dude. Dude, speaking of being big, I got real embarrassed this week. Like something very embarrassing happened. You got embarrassed. Yeah, so if you don't know, if y'all don't follow me on my personal pages or if you don't really watch the podcast too frequently. I've been on a health journey recently.

Health and Wellness Queen. I've been really trying to take care of myself. Optically, you probably can't tell. But I've been really trying to watch what I eat. Because if you've watched the podcast for years, I've always said I only eat fast food. Yes. That was my diet for probably a solid three years.

And that Peyton has died. Yes, he's. And come back. Yes, yes. So I would literally eat McDonald's, Waterburger, Keynes, every single day. It was like breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and then at night, alcohol.

Like, that was my day. I'd be like, Sarah, pour me up two Ginnis's and have a dirty martini ready after the second one. Hey, grab them snickerdoodles too. I got a nasty sweet tooth. Back muller, really, I mean, killing me. Yeah, so that would be my diet. So recently, like the past couple months,

I've been really focused on my diet and working out. Yeah, props. So, you know, my girlfriend, Sarah's been a great help, meal prepping and getting everything done, but she's busy with what she's doing as well in her personal life. So I was like, okay, I didn't know they had this other than Factor because I used Factor all the time. But I wanted something new, right?

I was just like, let me try something new because we didn't go to the grocery store, we didn't have time. Let me just go up the street to this new meal prep place. There's an in-store meal prep place. Basically, you walk in, they have this big refrigerator, and they got healthy breakfast, lunch, dinners. You buy your meals, right? Fire.

You need to send me that address, by the way. Yeah, I got you. So, well, no, you shouldn't go there, especially after this happened. Oh, my God, it happened here. Yes, the most embarrassing thing happened when I went to this meal prep place. Oh, no. Oh, no. And, you know, obviously taking care of yourself is very, It could be awkward, right?

Like, it could be scary. This is a new thing in your 72 judgment, right? So you think gyms meal prep places should be the most open people. Most inclusive. Everybody, you're allowed in. You're doing so well for even stepping in here. Yeah, you've made a journey to come to this store. You're doing good.

So I pull up to this meal prep place. I walk in. The people, the lady at the front didn't acknowledge me fully. She kind of just looked at me. And I said, that's okay. I don't like to talk either. So I turn immediately to the fridges, because I'm just going to pick my meals out.

Now, I've been eating healthy, and I know my macros, I know calories, I know my protein, my fats, what I'm supposed to be looking for. I've been doing this long enough, right? So I head to the fridge, I'm reading, right? I'm like, okay, that's 269 calories. It's okay, right, I'm looking.

She walks up beside me. She goes, hey, how are you doing? I go, I'm good, I'm good. I'm so looking, she goes, first time here? And I go, yeah, she goes, I can tell. You can tell? Okay. I would,

What? You go, Huh? We're gonna give her the benefit of the doubt. She's talking about because maybe you're confusion. Maybe you didn't know the lay in the land. So that would be, that would be, oh, hopefully you don't know where everything's at?

That's the follow up to that. Okay. She went like this. First time here? You say, yeah, yeah. She goes, I can tell you. She did not look you up and down. Hips. She looked at my hips, Cameron.

Shooted my hips. What would she have done if I walked in? Oh, she'd be like, get out. What do you want, walrus? I would be like, hey! A piece of place is down the street. It's just, and she's d. She looked at your hips.

Yes, she's sinced. Yeah. Thank you. You're welcome. You're cinched queen. Thank you. Penn, you're cinched. Thank you.

You're getting quite cinched. Thank you. You're welcome. I can't say the same. I would return the comment. The other day I was like, who, you go, Cam, you're scensed for a pack of cinnamon rolls. Yeah, you were walking up my stairs and you were grabbing the rail and I said, stop it before it breaks.

Now, guys, I'm just kidding. You look good. There's a real thing about what a baby does to the man to. Right. Is that a thing? It's a thing. It's a thing. My nipples has been sensitive recently. My nipples got puffy. Yeah, early onset gino. Early onset gino. And it's really bothering me. I don't know. So like, I swear to God, before I walk into the, like, the bed, when Sarah's laying down, I'll give myself a rub or two.

You're not. No, you're not. Oh, yeah. I don't want to see him a fluff nip. You are not prepping your ariolas for your girlfriend. Oh, I swear to God, I am. She's not seeing me on soft. Not here. She can see that all day.

She knows there's nothing to look at when it's soft there. But here, no, no. Right now I'm a little hard. A nipple, a nipple fetish. A nipple. It's an insecurity. Because they start looking like, soft the nipple insurgic. Like gummy, elderly people.

Yeah. Like a house or elderly. Yeah, and it's just like, it's like sometimes my nipple's bigger in my brass. You pepperoni nipple. It's like I really got a nipple problem. I don't think you have gyno. Maybe that's what she saw the nipples through my shirt.

She said, oh, I can tell. She goes, oh, it's all right, little girl. It's okay. That's still the best picture ever. That has to go on the screen. No, it can. Oh, my God. No, no, okay, okay, okay,

oh, put it on the screen. That's not you anymore. That's your old, that's the past life. Yeah, uh, yeah. Put it on the screen. Okay, oh my God. This is on the screen, ready, and right.

about now. So this picture, we were going through. We're keeping up while we describe it. Yeah, we were going through, or, uh, we had a fun night. It was me, Ryan, Sarah, Peyton, and Liv. And we were out just having a fun night. And I was just taking pictures and whatever happened. We were going through the camera and he was on FaceTime on screen share. And I'm going through these pictures and he goes, no, go back.

He said, who the hell? Go back right now. I go back to this picture and he literally lost his mind. over his own side profile in this picture. It literally looked like I was developing breasts. It looked like I needed a training bro. And it's not like funny. Like y'all, yeah, right, funny, good stuff.

No, that affected me. Like, it literally looked like. It did. Like, it looked like I was, I was, I was prepping for an operation. I think, I mean, like, I was switching. I think that might have been. Which is fine, dude.

That might have been one of your founding, like, founding, like, really like, flame, under the moments. Like when you're like, oh, I got to kick in you. No, I literally like somebody could have needed me like this. They could have been like, you like that? Like, you're okay?

Yeah. And I would have been, like, it's bad. It's literally embarrassing. It's really bad. But I've been working on it. I'm happy with how I'm turning out. As you should be.

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were having poopies. By the way, people in the comments were like, y'all got to start warning before you put these episodes out. You know, that's fair. It is fair. That's very fair. They're probably enjoying a bowl of honeynut Cheerios. And all of a sudden, I'm like, hey, I'm pooping water at my bunghole. Kind of look like Honey Nut Cheerios. Kind of look like Honey Nut Cheerios. More look like the milk, if you know what I'm saying. Like the milk mixed with honey. Get a little dark tint on it. Okay, stop it. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah, it didn't warn you again. Anyway, so

last week, right toward the tail end, let's call it Thursday. I finally, I was on that very last little thing of getting over it. So I did one more trip to Kroger. So I go to Kroger and to make sure, for any time we feel bad or something, we always take a test, to make sure we're not gonna give it to anyone else. So I got another little flu,

flu slash COVID test and I had two PD lights in my hand and then like an allergy pill, because I was low on it. So I'm walking through the Kroger and this guy shows up and he literally goes, hey, hey man, are you, are you? And I'm like, ah, hi. I'm literally just like, I'm not now.

And he goes, hey, Cam. So I turn around. I'm like, hey, what's up, bro? He goes, oh, dude, I had no clue I'd see you here. Such a big fan. I was like, bro, I appreciate that. And he goes, bro, can I like, can we get a picture or something? And I was like, yeah, sure.

I was like, of course. So we take the picture. And I intentionally, first off, I'm holding stuff. And then my other hand, I'm just keeping into myself. I don't want to get this guy on the off chance that I have something. You can get. So then the picture ends. And he goes, bro, can I, like, dab you up something?

And I go, honestly, bro, I'm not even faking it. I'm really not feeling the best right now. I think we'll just, you know, I feel the love. I appreciate you watching. Like, thank you, bro. You're sick. He goes, no, no, no, dab me up, please. And I literally went, no, bro, that's a flu test in pediolite.

I said, I'm not feeling good. Word for word. It'd be an honor if I got sick from you. Nah, he's slivered on it. It would be an honor if I got sick. Then he throws it, he doubles it, throws it into third person. It'd be an honor if I got sick from co-host cam. And I literally went,

Oh, wow. Didn't know how I was getting that, no, Krogy. When I tell you, I was mind blown. I limit, no, no, I want you to guess my response. You go, so here we go, ready? Oh, dude, no, honest, trust me. Be an honor if I got sick for me.

Be an honor if I got sick from Coos Camp. You got to say thanks, right? I literally went, like, I'm thinking he's being funny back on. He goes, can, I was like, I was like, oh, I was like, you're, you're serious. Did you dab him up? No.

How did you escape it? I literally said, oh, dude, you're funny, bro. Have a good one. I kind of took off. Yeah, I literally say, oh, you're funny. And I started walking away. And then he was like, oh, bro, great me and you, man, great me and you. I was like, yeah, sure, yeah, awesome.

You're sick. There's people out there. There's people out there. Which is awesome. That's, it's commendable. I'm not even trying to sound like that at all, but I feel like I'm not dessert. I am not deserving of that. I don't think anybody's...

Honor for you to get sick for me. Yeah. I'm not getting... This isn't a lottery. We're not going on a trip or a steak dinner. I'm not smoking a stogue with you. Yeah, it's strange. I had a stomach virus.

And he said it'd be an honor. Yeah, no, it's strange. And people... I think I can kind of relate to that too. There's lines that people aren't really understanding they shouldn't cross. Because I had an interaction with a fan this week, too. Oh, my God. I'm telling me, we got to stay indoors.

No, for real. So I was walking. Walking through the mall, it was me, K. Rob and Dario. You gotta stay out of malls. Let's just call it. Let's just call it spade to spade. You honestly, like, you have to, you have to switch and convert to like an online shopper. You just have to it this point.

You are a walking lick in the mall. Everything that, everything bad that happens to me happens in a mall. I mean, obviously the, the metaglasses video, oh, that's fire. Oh, that's fire. Now this, right? Oh my God. So I was walking through the mall. I don't know if I'm ready for this.

And obviously, as I walk through the mall, people come up, take pictures, whatever. scream. If you see me in public, stop screaming. I don't like to, don't scream. Oh, don't scream. I understand the excitement, but you're scaring me now, right? You're scaring me, and it's like, it's like inviting everyone to our sacred moment.

Oh my God. They're like, dude, it's Cam! And I'm just like, I'm going home. I don't need anything I came here for. And so, which is fine. Like, people are excited. I'm fine with that, right? So I was walking through the mall. Just enjoying my time. And there's this group,

of three guys that are starting to approach me, right? They're in the other side of the store, but we're about to cross pass, and I can see us crossing paths. And I'm, I've done this long enough, I can tell if somebody recognizes me. So they're giving me that look

and like looking at each other and they're starting to pull out their phones. Okay, these guys recognize me. 100%. So now my eyes go the other way. Because like I'm like, I'm awkward. I don't know how this interaction works. If they approach, they'll approach,

we'll talk, but I'm not going to just go. Exactly. So I'm starting to look away and I see them starting. starting to trail me, starting to come to where I'm going. Now, one guy comes up to me, hey man, big fan of the podcast. Can I take a picture with you? Yeah.

And now I'm awkward, right? And when people are talking to me, anxiety, there's a crowd. I'm not doing well. I'm sweating and I'm starting to see. It's like I just got hit with a smoke bomb. You're like, oh, where did you go? Yeah, it's like I'm disoriented. I'm hearing it in my ears.

It's like a flashbang went off. And so another guy comes up, takes a picture with this is all one group. Takes a picture with me. Okay. Now the guy holding the camera, he's a bigger guy. So I'm obviously looking his direction. And I don't know if it's the anxiety taking over or I'm seeing something. But as I'm looking at the guy taking the picture, I see something moving on his shoulder.

And I go, did I just take some ass? Or do I need to go take a nap? because I'm seeing some moving on this guy's shoulder that's taking the picture. Now, I'm so scared after the second picture, I know the third guy that's taking the picture is about to come and ask, right? You know how they rotate?

Oh, no, he's going to be right next to you. So I try to turn immediately. But he goes, hey! He's a big guy. Oh, God. Hey! I said what? He goes, I want one too.

Oh, wow. I thought I was insane when I saw something moving on his shoulder. But as he comes next to me to take the picture, his shoulder's touching mine. And it's not just our shoulders touching. A squirrel pops up right here. I swear to God, a squirrel pops up on my shoulder. I said, what the f***ing? What?

I thought you were going to say a cop. No, no, no, no. This guy. A squirrel. A full-grown squirrel. In a public mall. Wrapped around him. Was running across his shoulder. I got scared.

The squirrel got scared. The squirrel jumped on the clothes rack. He's like, oh, no. And he grabs his squirrel. And he's like doing tricks with the squirrel. The kid's like 17. Big kid. Doing tricks with the squirrel.

And he's like, yeah, you want to hold it? You want to hold my squirrel? I said, oh, f***. I will crush your squirrel's skull. I said, I was like, where'd you get a squirrel? Where'd you get the squirrel? He goes, it's my sisters. I said, I said, brother, you got that for Mount Sin.

You found that motherfucker on its tree, and you took him. You gave the squirrel hair on, and now he thinks you're God. And if you think I'm kidding, I sent you a video. You have video proof of the squirrel. Of the guy peer pressure in me to touch his skin. Squirrel. You are absolutely. And we're going to play this right now. Tell me when you hit start. I hit start right now. Oh, you're definitely on a fake phone call. Grab a mic. Grab a mic. Grab a mic. Yeah. I was, okay. So if you see in the video, I was not, I think it's a big guy.

Bro, you touch his back and he literally springboards back to his owner's shoulder. That's not his owner, Cam. He was kidnapped. He was saying that squirrel didn't want to be in J.C. Penny. No, I'm not going to lie. That guy looks like he owns a squirrel. Let's keep it. Let's keep it. Also, that wasn't a phone call. Okay, yeah. So there's two parts of this. Care? There's two parts. That was not a phone call. So, as he said, when we're in public, specifically the mall, people do approach often. Yes. His go-to is usually phone activity. He'll look down at his phone and he kind of just starts navigating and I'll be like, hey, let's go left here. Let's go. I keep a keep a swivel, right? This time, he's talking.

Yeah, so, and he's just kind of rambling, kind of like softly, like mumbling into the phone. Yeah, and I was thinking, all of a sudden, the weird thing was this? How long was it? Yeah, that was the weird thing. There was no breath in between. He was just kind of like, blah, blah, blah, blah, just no,

like there's no interaction. And I'm thinking, my God, he's giving a speech on the phone right now. And I literally look up at one. point I go, who you on the phone with? He goes, I, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. We pause for just a second when he thinks we're in the clear. And he goes to pull the phone away. And he goes, hey, Miss Anubis, good to hear from you.

This guy was talking to chat GPT for five minutes while we were walking through them all. God forbid he talked to his friends, much less anybody in the general public. He's on chat, GPD, talking. You need to go to hell or be arrested. You are a terrible person. He's like, dude, honestly, I've just had a rough day. Like, I don't even know. Like, I mean, I understand, like, you can't physically give me a hug.

But, like, dude, like, maybe, like, the funniest joke you could find. Like, let it rip. Like, why are you talking to Misanubis when you have two human beings, two sentient beings next to you? Okay. And a squirrel master. You think I'm kidding about my anxiety. Like, it's so bad. Oh, I know, it's real.

Whenever we're in a public space that I can tell people are, like, noticing me and they want to talk to me. the best way I can get away from it is being on the phone because some people, not everybody, will respect the fact that you're on the phone I'm not gonna talk to him. And it's not that I don't wanna talk to you. I don't know how to talk to you.

Yeah, you're just freaking out. And so I'm like, normally I'll call you, but you're not available anymore. I call Sarah, she's not available. And those are the only two people I can talk to. Right? Devo said, what the fuck? They said we were literally with you.

Yes, but they will interrupt us if we're talking. They won't interrupt the phone call, so I was like, The only person I have left is Ms. Anubis, my chat, GBT. And he says for five minutes, I was like a 25 minute. What were you saying? You were literally just rambling. Like, nonsense. No, I was talking.

And then when she was, literally having a conversation. Like, that's not okay, though. That's strangest, f***. Like, that's so different, bro. You understand that. Like, that's so, that's so insanely different. I don't know how to interact in public. I don't know what to do.

Train, learn. Dude, we need to strap you. Let's train. Train. How do I train for talking in public? You literally bump a shoulder with the person. You go, oh, I'm so sorry. And then you start talking. Okay. Okay. So we're walking through the mall. Are you a fan? No. Regular guy. Okay. Regular person. Ready? Booth. Oh. Oh, man. Sorry about that. Hey, oh. Sorry. Hey, you. Yeah. Where is this the notebook? Oh, hey you. Hey, hey, you. Oh. Oh. I'm another guy. I'm just a grown man.

Hey, you. What hell? What hell? Oh, sorry, man. Try again. Yeah, yeah. If you say, hey, you, I'm leaving. Uh-huh. If you say, hey you, I'm leaving. Yep, all right, let's go.

Okay, we're walking. Oh, whoopsie. Oh, sorry about that. Is that an oopsie? Yep, whoopsie. Oh, no, it's all good. Hey, don't worry, man. Uh-huh.

My fault. I think you dropped your, I think you dropped your wallet, bro. Oh, sorry, I got to call. Oh, okay. Okay, you need, no, no, no, shut your mouth and listen. Yeah. Shut your mouth and listen. I am your friend.

I am your brother. I am Cameron, right? Yes. I'm here with you in the flesh. Yes. You can talk to me. Uh-huh. So for the sake of the-

eye contact so direct. For the sake of the activity, right? I am going to be someone else. Yes, yes, yes. But you know that this is pretend. So you should be able to give me decent effort. Yeah, yeah. Okay, we're going to bump.

And if you say, hey, you, whoopsie, or I got to talk to my AI clawed agent, then you lose. Dude, I feel like my hands are losing, like feeling. Here we go. Here we go. Walk and walking, walking. Just let it flow.

Think of it like basketball. One dribble after the other. Ready? Watch. Walking, ready, and... Oh, my fault, man. No, that's all good. Hey, I think you actually dropped your wallet, bro.

Thanks. My fault again. Do you go... Bro, do you go to this store often, by the way? Which one? This one right here. It's called Dick's Sporting Goods. Yeah, I love it.

Really? Is it good, though? I was trying to find a jersey from my little boy, and I know they have the fan shop down there, but someone told me that Dix has, good prices. Yeah, they do. They do? Okay. All right, bro. How old is your kid?

Oh, dude, thanks for asking you. He's honestly hilarious. He's like 14 months right now. He can talk yet? He's 14 months old. No, he's not really talking that good. You know, like toddler baby. Yeah. Like they go just over one year of life. Yeah. Sorry, that's a bit rude, man. I've had a stress day, dude. My boss is in. Yeah. We all have one and they all stink. Bosses are... Opinions are like, we all have one and they all stake.

Okay, man. Hey, are you all right, man? I don't know. I just feel like maybe God sent me to the mall day to bump into your shoulder. Can I pray for you? You all right? God needs to send me into a truck. Hey, don't say that, man.

Yeah, I don't say that either. Don't get down on your side. What are you doing? Where's your son? He's at home with his mom. Do you need water? I go, hey, man, you're sweating a lot. Are you okay.

Seriously, I can, I can, I'm trying to help you, man. I mean, if you want to go about your day, you go. Dude, that's, oh. Oh my God. He said, yeah, they do. Good prices. Good prices. How's your son?

How's your son? You did? Where is he? And I don't know where to look and eat your kid. Where is it? I don't know where to look whenever I'm talking to people, like new people. Like, I just have to look around and, like, I'll be like, yeah. Like, you know what I mean?

It's so. And bless your heart because the unfortunate part about that, what the hell was that breath? You really just said, What was this? It's so exhausting. Pain, relax. I can't.

That's a mental problem. That's like, okay, you didn't breathe. Just take a breath, one breath. You're, you, you, dude, breathe. Seriously. You're thinking like it's like something I can just fix and think about and calm down and control. You wouldn't talk to somebody with, what's it called when you can't read letters?

What? When it's scrambled letters? Dyslexia. Dyslexic. You wouldn't be like, you wouldn't go to a dyslexic person and just be like, hey, read Harry Potter, right? I wouldn't go to any human being ever and say, hey, just read Harry Potter. And how am I going to know they're dyslexic? Unless I taught, you don't speak in in optics. Is dyslexia only for reading? What do you mean as opposed to an auditory version? Yeah,

is there audible dyslexia? There has to be, dude. The way my wife responds to questions I ask, there has to be. I'm like, there's no way you think I just said that. Yeah. I'll live like, hey, babe, where's the water? She's like, no, next Tuesday, 11 o'clock. I'm like, what the hell? I'm like, I said, where's your water? She said, oh, no, that's tomorrow night's dinner. I'm like, I don't know what's happening. I feel like I'm being pranked. There might be, isn't, because we won't ever know.

Dude, let's look it up. Let's look it up. Look that up real quick. Can somebody look up? Is there an auditory version of dyslexia where people are just hearing and the words become scrambled? Oh my God, you might have that too. Oh, my God. Hearing dyslexia.

It's herlexia. It's her lexia. While there's no official condition called auditory dyslexia, people sometimes use that phrase informally. Typically, they might be referring to auditory processing disorder. In that case, the ears work fine, but the brain has trouble decoding the sounds, especially speech. Oh, well, there we go. Maybe that's what it is. You might have APD. Not to be insensitive. Well, I don't want to say I have that. And why are you saying me?

No, sometimes you'll, you hit that too. No, you take my sense of care for what you say as APD. That's not it. Austin Police Department. Quick sidebar. Your girl, she sounds all right. Let's just say that. Let's just say that. Let's put that out there. No, I think we have like a, we definitely have like a, we have a thing with you.

And I don't know if this is, because this isn't a real episode. This is an intervention. That's fine. Go ahead. Whoa, drop the curtain. Ooh, sharp fangs. That is an attractive voice. Let's just keep a, let's call a spade of spade.

Okay. Do you think people have attractive voices? Absolutely. What makes an attractive voice for a woman? So for me with my wife. Dude, that's so lame. No, but I'm saying like, I'm taking me out of, I mean, I'm not taking me out of my marriage, I love my marriage, but I'm saying it's like, uh...

Are you okay? You sound like a, like you're scared. No, I love, no, it's okay. No, I love Olivia. No, I was going to say something that sounded crazy, but... Like, I would think I don't have an attractive voice, like two women. I don't think if someone like... No, you don't sound good. Yeah, exactly. Like, love is blind. And I think when you try to sound good, it's like decent, but you can tell the force behind it. No, you can't tell. Oh, you can tell. No, no, no. From your brother's side, you can tell.

The females, it might be like some weird wicked voodoo. They might be, but oh, wow, he's so, like, he's like kind of hard and dirty, but, like, he doesn't really give a fucking. No, can you talk about it? Because you and, you and Robbie and everybody have talked about whenever I used to hit on girls, I had a certain face and a voice. Oh, oh, oh, it was. But you say I had that, but I still don't know what you're talking about.

You are, you, there's one word that describes if you truly don't believe you have. had a voice in the face and that word is lie. I did not lie if you don't think you had a voice of face. I did not have a voice in a face. What was my voice in the face when I was hitting on girls? You're on a FaceTime, right? Okay. First off, God knows it was through FaceTime,

not just nose to nose. Nose to nose, you'd be like, you just took off. So FaceTime, first off, oh wow, oh wow, this is jogged down memory lane. First off, never, ever. Is it an answer like that? Ever, it's always like this.

All right? So it was like an upward light thing You would look like this. Get the fuck out of here. A lot of licklipping, a lot of licklipping. And then, oh my God, when you get off the phone, oh, she has to go study. Oh, you have to go put up shots, whatever it is.

Get off the phone. You would swipe up, swipe right to Snapchat. You would hit Snapchat and it'd be this right here. I've never made that face a day of my life. Oh my days. I don't even know how to make that face. What? Go ahead, Robbie.

What is it? Oh, my God. The deal closer was right here, though. Every single time. He'd be in that smooth bag of talking. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, man. Right here.

It's the open mouth, top teeth showing and the gaze. Yeah. What the fuck? You never made that. It's like the bottom teeth like disappear. He literally was like, he's like, yes, bro. She would start talking, and you would close and seal the deal with the

yeah. You live like, bro. What face is that? And then, oh my God. What face is that? Oh my God. And then my face is completely gone, but I'm going to whisper that last sweet nothing to the thing.

You'd be like, yeah, I'll make sure I'll call you later. All right. Get the f*** out of here, bro. Hey, it worked. I go, it worked, clearly. I go, you knew something I didn't. I was like, you want to see my Yu-Gi-O collection or, uh, I mean, if you don't mind,

I'd really like to play black ops for like four hours with my friends first. I was like, then I could guess I'll take you to Chili's. Oh, man. I don't think I ever did that. Oh, you did. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Financial stress affects way more than our bank accounts. Boy, does it.

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But you had the squirrel kid, and it reminded me of something that I saw this weekend. What did you say? I have to pull it up. And you're not, I'm going to learn you something, all right?

Learn me some. I like what you talk to me like that. Oh, Southern Black. This is called, oh, yes, this is a car.

Now, that was from, now, if you do it, okay. No, that was, that was a bit much. That was a,

that was a, that was a, no, well, no, I'll do here. That was, that was a,

that was a, that was a, There was a yellow card. That was a mistake. I don't know. Darryo. I like saying yes, though. But like not, not do. That's crazy.

Now you've got to get on it. Not, yeah. I'm saying, I like, like, it's more of a Y-E-S-S-S-I-R. But if you say it quick enough, and we are from down, it's like, you know, it comes out sometimes. Yeah, it's rude what you have. Okay. I need the class to be quiet.

I'm learning you today about the world's dirtiest man. Me? Oh, God. If you ever, no, no, when you hear this, I, I have a question for you afterwards, but let me just tell you this first. The world's dirtiest man. This is a real, real living man, and he's dead now, but a real man that existed, documentation. Amu Hajee, okay, that's his name. A man who actually existed, I'm not going to say, in his country, right? So he went 60, seven years. Oh my God. They said you speak about him, you will perish.

Police investigation in a Dallas college campus. Yeah, not totally sure what that was, but we hope everyone's okay. And we're going to keep it rolling. Yeah, we're going to keep on going. See if we need to do anything. Yeah. So back to learning you some. We're going to talk about the world's dirtiest man.

Okay, what makes him the dirtiest man? You wait. You wait to see what I'm about this man, Amu Hajee, he went 67 years without bathing. Sixty seven years without bathing. And that, my friend, is the scratch on the surface of what this man did. Really? Ready for some stats? Okay, 67 years without bathing. So how old did he live to? 94. So 67 minus 94 at like what, age 40, he stopped bathing? Oh, no, that'd be 107. That'd be 107. 40 plus 67. That's 1007. Oh, so like age 30, he stopped bathing? Real lispy. If you're 27. So my age, if I stop bathing right now, you can live at 94. Wow, I don't want that.

Oh, if you didn't bathe for a month, I'd probably significantly decrease our friendship. Oh, I didn't bathe for two days. I went to the gym and cleared it out. Oh, no, when I get the sniffs of my own, like, soiled scrotum, it literally makes me mad at myself. Makes me ill. It makes me angry. Yeah. Like I get like a little bit of Bruce Banner starting to pile up. That was made in the darkness.

That's Bain. I was born in the darkness. Okay. So a muhaji, 67 years without bathing. He apparently ate rotten corpses. No, Cameron. Okay. No Cameron.

Okay. He drank muddy water. No Cameron. He ate mostly leftover and thrown away garbage food. And the cherry on. top. Yeah. He smoked cigarettes using animal dung. This man took a pipe, grabbed poop from a sheep, and went, and now the best part about this man, right? So he in his, I don't know, there was a village, city, whatever. Yeah. It got so bad, you know, almost seven decades of

not bathing. It got so bad that people captured him and they forced him to bathe. And guess what happened? Hold on, hold on. Being captured. Imagine you smell like so bad. Your village captures you. To grab you and bathe you. Oh, best part, two months after the bath died.

Oh, probably like the fumes and all the perfumes and the toxins. He was smoking animal piss and poop for so long and eaten on the dead that he actually cleaned himself, hit a little Don bath soap. Yeah. Dead. Wait, so wait, wait, wait. Was he? Now, I got to.

to know why he was doing this. I do, dude, that's the same, like, because I want to be, for a record, what are you doing? Because I want to be sensitive to the man. Right, I do. Because if he didn't have access to certain things, right? And he was just like, maybe he was a homeless guy, didn't have money, and he was like, that's just the way he was living.

Then that makes me feel for him. I'm like, okay, instead of the city picking him up and throwing him into an Epson salt. I have literally, some lavender oil. Maybe we should have put some. Maybe she gave him a turkey dinner. Go fund me for my man. Yeah, a little protein shake.

You know what I'm saying? I need you to find that out. Maybe some Marlboro Reds instead of sheep poop. Maybe when I got smoked something better. That's what I'm saying. I need you to find that out before I commentate on it because that's a tricky situation. If he was less fortunate, like if he could not do that and everybody was just picking on him and like, you know, my man's dirty. I feel that.

Look up Amu-H-H-A-J-I. There's a lot of look-ups here, but yeah. If he would, now if he was homeless. Now that's what I'm saying. That is, that's something else. But my question to you, after learning about the world's dirtiest man, genuinely. Yeah. Okay, first off, you name the price.

You name the price. What do you want the price to be? For your price. Just say it. Like how long to do what? To go without bathing. How much do I have to pay to go without bathing? Yeah.

But I'm talking for the rest of my life. No, no, no, no. I'm going to give you different increments. You're going to tell me how much it would cost. Okay, resate the question. Okay. I'm going to give you different increments of time without bathing. and I want you to tell me how much it would cost.

Okay. Okay, first one simple, one week. You got to go one week. $1,000. You go, honestly, just like mental freedom. Yeah, honestly, a week off. You go, no stress. Yeah, I'll take that.

$1,000, yeah. Now we're up in the annies. Yeah, yeah. Six months. Six months without bathing? Half a year without a singular. Now, you're not over here smoking animal feces. You don't have to do that.

You're living your daily life, but you just cannot get a shower. Yeah. You cannot take a bath for six months. Oh. What's your price tag? Blank check in front of you. Probably about $2 million.

$2 million. $2 million. When I get to month three, I might have to up that to about $5 million. Oh, you don't get to up it though. Oh, I can negotiate. If I smell like that, I'll be like, either you bump it up or I'm putting this on your nose. I'm literally rubbing this on your face and God knows where you're going to get where you're bumping. Okay.

Next one, we're going to up it significantly. Three consecutive years. Over a thousand days without a singular bath or shower. Three years, I need about $15 million. I need money to get away from everybody, and I can live a life away from everybody with my means. And I don't need to function in society. If I have $15 million, I can take that,

live somewhere far away on my own stench. You know what I mean? I don't affect anybody around me. That's the only way. I don't feel like you would do it for any amount of money. Okay. Oh, this is probably the one, if not one of few times, that you're being a humble princess.

No, because I'm talking about your actual. life though. Because you have a kid, you have a wife. So they are instantly involved in your stitch. Oh, you know what I'm saying? Oh, Liv wouldn't go for past more anymore than four days. Oh my God. She'd be like, get out of the house. I'm like, this is my house. She'd be like, get out. Yeah. Oh, I'd have to, I'd have to bathe. Okay, you are go. Exactly what I'm saying. So I don't think you'd be able to do it. In your honest life. When you know, you know, you know, my frugality and you know if I, if someone said a check for $15 million. Yeah. I don't, I literally, I don't care about Live right now. I don't care about you. But

I don't think that's true. I think you're potting right now. In a genuine state, I don't think if somebody gave you $15 million, you'd still do it because of your kids and your wife. Payton, my kids, my son is 14 months old. Yeah. My other son is yet to touch oxygen. Yeah. He's not here.

Yeah. Right? Three years, they're not even going to remember stinky dad. They're not going to remember stinky papa, but they will remember. Ah, we'll take the Porsche today. No, no. No, no. Let's just go stay in the Florida house for the week.

$15 million, Payton? $15 million for a thousand days. I think that sounds good in theory, bro. But I know you're downgrading my determination. Okay, what about what would you do with Live? I literally put- What would you do with live? Now that'd be a conversation.

Yeah. But guess what? No, because that is the conversation. You're giving me something without her in it. Like, that's your life. You have to genuinely answer this. 15. Okay, let's say this first. Say this first, if we both got checks right now for $15 million.

Yeah, suck it, dry. No, not sucking it, not what you have to do for it? If you got 15 million and I got 15 million, what are we doing? We're cool, right? Yeah, we're good too. You'll never hear from you again. Exactly. So I look at my wife in the eyes, I go, I'm 28.

You mean to tell me, I gotta be the dirt, you go rough 28. God, it's cheese, 28. 28 at 31 years old, we're done. Yeah. And all I have to do is not bathe. Okay, maybe I don't exercise. as hard and as often. Oh, so you get big and smelly.

But maybe I eat good still. Maybe I did, hey, I'm gonna live upstairs for three years, right? You can say downstairs with the kids, I'll help with the kids, probably not gonna get too much tiger time with me, right? That'd be disgusting. I think in a realistic world, it's impossible for you, bro.

I don't think you- I think it's impossible for most people, but if there's actually $15 million dollars, $15 million cash untaxed in front of me. Like a, say it's like a, a, Mr. Beast video. Yeah, yeah.

Where you're literally looking at it. Yeah. Bro, I'm not bathing. I'm done. Three years? I'm fine with that. I'll do three years if I'm sad enough. Like that's not even a question for me.

Like, you don't have to convince me, bro. I think I could go 15. Now, the final question. Yeah. For the rest of your life. What is the price tag that it would take for you to never bathe the rest of your life? A billion dollars. I'd have to be a billion.

Why is he a humble queen today? A billion dollars? It's not humble. A billion dollars. I don't have to worry about anything. My lineage doesn't have to worry about anything. I literally said $200 billion, bare minimum. You're insane.

That's not realistic. That's not true. If somebody offered you a billion dollars, you would take that to not be the first of your life. You would take that. I think that's a harder take than the three years for $15 million. A billion dollars? The rest of my one and only life. Who cares?

Who cares? I can't do anything. I can't. Yes, you can. You're a billionaire. You can do whatever you want. That's not true. Yes, you start up your own village.

You can start up your own community. If I have a village of bacteria on my shoulder, I can't go to you at, C 412. Who says you can? Like, oh, go. People just start dropping like, you could buy a piece of UFC and own it,

so you can do whatever you want. That's not no. But first off, okay, when does the billy you get paid out? Immediately. It's liquid. Immediately. Direct deposit.

Oh, if it's immediate, yeah, I'm never made it. Exactly. I thought it was like, we got to hit 15 years or some shit. And then, oh no. Oh my God, no. Dude, you, we brought this up on a live stream

or somebody brought it up on a live stream we were talking about it. And we've been meaning to talk about it for a while. It's the hands and feet thing, but I don't remember what it was. I don't want to take credit for it because somebody in the TikTok comments actually... We were on TikTok live and someone simply slid through, dropped a would you rather, and it sparked instant controversy between us. I generally don't remember it. So say it was, would you rather have hands as feet or feet as hands? So basically, you either have four hands or four feet. Yeah. Now... Oh, it's easy. He claims it's easy

And I take a different approach Your answer I would rather have four hands Now that sounds smart That sounds very obvious That is the obvious choice I would rather have four feet Why?

Because when it comes to survival Oh my God, dude You're so annoying I am out running you Kim you live in a wealthy neighborhood What survival Like you don't survive for anything

If an EMP goes off And we go back to baseline humanity I'm out running you. See, I hate that. I'm the early bird getting to the worm first. Stop it. Keep it realistic. I'm talking we're talking about real life. You don't have to survive for anything. You don't hunt. You don't gather. You get your groceries

delivered to your front door. Yes. What are you talking about? Exactly, but you never know. Stop with that. You don't know. I'm talking about real life. Okay, I don't need four hands. It'd be cool. But four feet? You'd be more efficient. Your real life efficiency goes down if you have four feet.

If you replace your hands with your feet, your efficiency gets cut in half. I don't think so. What? I don't think so. I think I very quickly adapt. I think I very quickly adapt. Like a chimpanzee.

You're careful. No, I'm not saying. I'm saying they can write with this. They basically have four hands. If you had four hands, you'd literally just have four iPhones in it. He'd be sitting around like this. Oh, wow, that's a moose shot.

I'd be in a legendary news girl. You're like, oh, oh, what's the score? What are we getting for dinner? Ah, what's they're saying? Ah, the comments, he's like, Okay, but imagine I can, that's two more things I can grab. That's two more things I can do. Like, I can still walk on my hands.

You can't grab things with your feet. Yes, you can. But you've never grabbed the pencil with your feet. What? No, I don't grab, I've never grabbed anything with my feet. There's people, and God bless their soul, and I love that they do that, and they strive. There's people that don't have a singular hand. Right, and that's a disability.

And they set records in video games. That's not you. You won't be able to do that. So you just think I don't have. I just don't possess the ability to adapt. You're the most regular person I know. No. Is that hurtful or is that nice?

That's a little of both. Faceline. But you think if I woke up tomorrow and these were feet that I just immediately become a vegetable and I just go, okay, do something right now without your thumbs. Without my thumbs. Yeah. See how hard that was? See how much harder that was?

Yeah. It would take a while. Exactly. But my life does not take a single hiccup. If you take away my feet right now, put hands right there. I think you become, believe it or not, I think you become more sedentary without your feet. If you get forehand, you're going to be like, oh, dude, I can do anything. I can sit here and drink my espresso while I scroll through here, while I smoke a snow with that foot, while I read with that foot.

And you're going to be so caught up and, oh, I can do so much, I can do so much. You're just going to sit there. The only thing that would happen is I'm going to have four feet. I got to be free. I got to go run in the wild. You wouldn't be able to do it. You can't hold your son. You can't do it.

you'd squish him like you'd be like this. Do I need to go back? There's people that have records with nothing. That's the most elite elite of people. You are the most mediocrity person ever. Mediatic. What's more? I would not know.

Mediocre. I would adapt. No, you don't. You don't adapt to anything in real life now. The same way. No, you don't. Look at your hair. I need a haircut.

I know, I know, I know. If I got, if these just became feet, right? Just like this. Yes. No thumbs. I can still. Cam Kennedy dies with no thumbs. No,

you don't do anything with those thumbs. I can do it right here. Oh, hello, yes. Yes, I need a double pedicure. Yes, stat. Right there, boom. I can still live. You're insane.

My life gets 10 times better if I lose my feet and they play their hands. I think you become the people in Wally. I think you become so self-sufficient on your quadruple hands that you don't do shit with them. I'm efficient as hell. Here's right here.

Oh, my God. Oh, dude, I have the best metrics. Oh, my God. I'm running four platforms at once. I'm my own clock. I'm my own AI agent. I am Missed Nubis. And then 10 years ago by and you go dude, I haven't left the house. And

I'm sitting there running like a Clydesdale. Oh my God, dude. You don't become a different person. Imagine my biceps over the size of my quads. Kim, you have the most access to everything right now. You have unlimited resources and reach great appendages, great

everything. You don't use them right now. So if you hinder that right now, you don't you barely, you don't run on two feet. You're going to start running once you get forward and you're bent over like this? Yeah, I'd be like a cheetah. Yes. Oh, like, do it right now.

Go with four? Clear the fourth camera. Dude, we got a lot of nails on the ground. Clear the fourth camera. Move the chairs. I want you to run like you have four feet. Okay, first off, for clarification, you. Imagine getting on a handstand right now.

Probably hurt, right? Wouldn't feel too good, right? I have shoes on. It's not going to be completely the same because it's going to be your legs powering them, but it's still kind of hurt. This is tender compared to a foot. Then why do you wear shoes?

To protect your feet. Exactly. You're gonna wear hand shoes? Gloves. You're wearing gloves. Yes. You're gonna wear gardening gloves. No construction gloves.

Okay. You cannot do a handstand, but I can do this. If I had four feet. Yeah. Oh no. I would get done, bro. There's that version or there's the two and two. Yeah.

So you have the classic Gallup. which I just presented the gallop, but you also have the two and two. A little more skillful, like advanced technique. Show me what's the two and two? Kim, your head is so big. If it's at that angle for too long, you're gonna pass out.

Okay, but you have to understand my, I'd have like a nat, like a holistic spinal fusion. I wouldn't stay like this. I would become, I'd become very proper in a good form. I'd become like that. Kim, your wife would leave you and your kids would disown you. No, they wouldn't.

Cam, I would. Dude, I have the f***. Cheetah. Dad. My father's a lion. You'd be slow. No, you know how K Rob got the little, the little caps, the little meat hooks on the side? Exeter meat on his feet, yeah, yeah.

What do you think it happened to me, buddy? I would adapt. I would never adapt you up. You don't one would touch your hands. I'd be like, oh, what's up? Just hoove, just. Oh my God, I have a sized 13 and 14 on my head. Oh, I'm joining Power Slap.

Oh my God. I'm the greatest power slabber of all time. Oh my God. I don't know, bro. I'm just saying that came up on a live stream, and we were meaning to talk about like three weeks ago. That's insane. You're still like,

you're insane, bro. You just don't, but you're just so all the time. All the time you're so out of the box, and this is the one time you're like, dude, your hands. No, I'm just realistic. I'm realistic.

I'm realistic as you go into the sick, bro, if we're going back to primal ancient Greek, I would run the empire. Like, bro, it's not like. We're in 2026. First off, I also think I'd get way more publicity. Publicity? Yeah,

I'd get way more sponsors, way more deals than you. Cam, you don't post now. You have hands. If you have feet, you couldn't hit the post, but. I'm not talking about posting. I'm talking about, dude, there's a guy that has four hands. They'd be like, oh, that's kind of cool. What are we going to sell?

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I go over, put it all on black, hit it, and boom, I'm chilling. Me and my four feet are going to have Balenci's on now. You get to buy gloves. I get to buy shoes. Yeah, that's fine. There's levels to this. I'd be more efficient as a person. This episode is brought to you by Manscape.

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I've never heard of Artemis 2. Or 1. Artemis 2 is the space moon exploration convoy that's going out. Can you use less words when you speak to me? Rocket go earthy moon again. We're going to the moon? Currently.

Wait, break this down to me. Okay, so we sent a rocket with astronauts to the moon. Really? A couple days ago, actually. New astronauts. New astronauts. I didn't think we still had astronauts.

I thought NASA program got shut down. I thought we stopped funding it. We have astronauts. Really? NASA's been around. Maybe it's stopped getting certain private sector funding. They got more of like a collective bargaining. So we're going to the moon?

We're going to the moon. Big asterisk though. Big asterisk, right? In the year of 2026. Yeah. Okay? We're going to the moon and we're just driving by. We're just driving by.

So, oh, look the little moons. Take a couple pictures and head on back. We're not even stopping on the moon, but we're sending a rocket with human souls. Yeah. Guess what? This is the best part. We're not going, say the moon's here, say we're here. We're not going like this.

Oh, hey moon. And then turn it back around. We're completely going around it and coming back home. Now, wait. We're window shopping the moon. We're window shopping the moon. We're window shopping the moon. Why aren't we landing?

Because we've never done it before. There is absolutely, if this does not solidify the fact that we have never been to the moon, I don't know what else to us. It has been 60 years. We have cars that drive themselves. We have, we almost have, or we do have quantum computing. But we landed on the moon, played nine rounds of putt putt, stuck a flag, grabbed some moon rocks, took a couple flip. and then launched back off that back when there wasn't even a cell phone.

And now we have fully autonomous cars, AI that knows everything. We've shtroids. We've robots. We have, we have, we have everything. Oh, oh, we got to take cover.

No active threat to the public. Police have cleared the area. Roads are reopening. Woo! Okay. We have essentially everything your mind can imagine. And it's been 60 something years and we are not landing on it. Ask yourself why. I'm telling you right now, we've never been on the moon. We've never been on the moon.

And for anyone that thinks we have, God bless you, I call it naive, you can call it what you want. No, I know that the internet views me as a stupid person, right? There's something happened. You sound sad. Yeah. Oh God. Get a good, get a grizzly. We've never been on the moon. I know it was for the space race, right? Yes. Because who was it? Japan?

No. Russia. It was Russia. They got there, right? Or they were trying to get there. But we were like, oh, no, no. We have green screens. Yeah.

We just say, oh, let's just go out to the desert Nevada. Right. So my whole thing is if we've gone to the moon, we would have gone back by now. Right. And so now this does solidify it. Because if we have the technology to go back now, we would land on that thing and say, what's changed since 1943? when we went with Bill Nye or whoever in the monkeys.

No Bill Nye, possible monkeys, not sure on that one, and not 43. Okay, well, whatever happened. Close enough, yeah. We would go back and do a Vitt diagram. What's different? What's the same? Compare and contrast, what's in that middle ground? And you want to know something that they always hung their hat on?

Oh, there's no reason to go back. It's not profitable. How do we know? It's not profitable. What does that mean? Then why the fuck are we driving to just drive by it? What's the profit in that? Yeah, what it sounds like blowing money.

Is there something that said that? they're looking for specifically? They're just going to take a couple flicks, and that's the best part. We are sending human lives to space. First off, they went around the Earth two times. To catch that speed and to get the old velocity vortex gravitational pull slingshot. So how long have we been in space? The whole trip's like 10 days.

So they're already there. And they've gone around the world twice. On their way back. Doesn't that take a year? No. Because it takes $3.605 to circle. No, that's us around the sun. That's us around the sun.

That's us around the sun. How long does it take for the moon to get around the earth? Did you really, did you like, not pay attention, but did you ever, did you ever go to a science class? Yes. Like literally one of them. Like one of them. And you don't know that the moon cycle is what are months. Like that's, that's, that's, that's, the moon's based on a month?

It's not based on the month I'm not no troll On everything I did not know that the month Had anything to do with the moons I thought the moon had to do with the waves I'm not trolling You don't know crescents

You don't know the half wedge Wexing whacking whining Wining Waning I knew those yeah But I thought that was just a shadow from the sun It takes 30 days to go through its process

I thought it was random out We're going here at 365 The moon is following us going like this every 30. Didn't know that. I thought it was random. I thought it was like, oh, we're gonna, because I thought that's what it was like special.

You get to look outside every day and be like, oh, the bitch is red today. Like, I thought that's what it was special. Oh, we got a new moon. We're going out. And I thought it was the spot. If we knew when the werewolves are coming out, what's the big hoopla, put up a cage.

You know what I mean? Big cage. Let's get them all. You know, little flannels. Exactly. Sell in a circus. Some tickets to him. No, but the fact, the cherry on top,

like I said, they're using an old Nikon from 2016, they're using an outdated smaller camera nowhere near, like nowhere near of industry leading. And this isn't like some you go buy a best buyer. I'm talking like Matt like incredible better than the naked eye camera. And they go, ah, no. We already spent some billions to get them up there. Maybe trillions. Let's just just throw them like a little Nikon, huh? Just, hey, matter of fact, sit them with their iPhone. Let's just sit them with their iPhone. Let's just them with their iPhone. Take a couple of picks the moon. So why do we have people going if you answer it for me?

Wait, this whole thing. It makes no sense. I'm trying to understand. Why do we have people going if the machine's going to take the picture itself? What? Isn't the rocket going to take the pictures? Who are you? And what are you listening to? Wait, wait, no, no. Because that doesn't make, because we have in the space right now that's taking pictures. We have satellites. Satellites taking pictures. Why don't we just send up another satellite to take the picture? Why are we sending humans? So you're saying there's a person who, The satellites don't go to the moon.

The satellites stay in our orbit. They stay near the Earth. Isn't the moon in our orbit if the moon is orbiting around the earth? The moon is in our gravitational pull. Oh, that's a lot of... About 200,000 kilometers away. The satellites are... I'm from America. I don't do kilometers.

How many miles is that? The set... Lot of miles. Let's call it that. A lot of miles. Wait. Moon is way out here. How we understand.

Okay. Shut the fuck the fuck up. Shut up. So we have satellites that are far further than the spaceship or closer than the spaceship. Holy. I mean, this is, this is a wicked. Further or closer? How far is the satellite?

Further or closer? Significantly closer. Okay. The satellite is, it's a, it has to. But how do we have pictures of galaxies miles and miles away, far far away? Because we got these big telescopes, we got these really cool cameras. And because it's a bunch of. So wait, we could have.

have a telescope and a camera that can take pictures of galaxies far away, but we need people to go to the moon to take pictures? Thank you. That doesn't make sense. So we just got to know what? With the outside like this, like, you know what I mean? Like he goes, oh, there we are. He's like, he got it. Yep. Ain't, ain't nothing really there. He goes, is that good? I don't know. Is that is what we're doing? That doesn't make sense. They go, they go Houston mission complete. There's a hundred people. That doesn't. No, it's stupid. And I don't understand it. It doesn't make. It's all a facade. It's all fake. I know what we're doing.

Talk to me. We're putting some shit out there. We're dropping something off. They're getting rid of them old files. Ooh, yeah, they're dropping the files off. They said, once we hit that backside of the moon, go ahead and open that old shoot. Oh, maybe they got to send, oh, boy, his rations for the year. Because maybe they put him out there and they're sending him as compensary.

Can you have commissary? They're sending them honey buns and hot chios. He had a feeasies. Like a nudie at a nudie magazine. Oh, could you imagine? spanking it on moon. Oh, dude, that'd be the best ever. Oh my god, it probably wouldn't. Oh my god, a moon. Moon. Then they'd be like, oh, he'd be like, oh, dude, and then all of a sudden you just see Pierce coming and he's like, oh. It's CJ's, it's would explode. Oh, yeah, Elmer's glue

blew up. Caj's leave a crater. You put a dynamite in Elmer's glue at C.J. Oh, yeah. He doesn't have so much force in the gravity because it's low. He'd go, he like shoots into the crust. He's like, like, breaks into the moon. And then Pierce is so hungry for it. He takes off his helmet. He immediately just turns into like a cold crystal. He's like, and then it's like this.

He's like this. Look, he's like, and then even though he's 100% dead, he's crystallized. He goes like this. That would have to feel great, wouldn't it? Because it's like the G forces? Oh my God. Oh, wow. Wow, just a vacuum of space.

Oh, no. It's like a vacuum. I thought to come. We forgot. We forgot. You go, I know a vacuum. Call it Miss Hooke. And it ain't con air.

We, no, we forgot about something, though. You got to be in your suit. Not if you're in the spaceship. Oh, I was talking about, I literally was quite like talking about like a lawn chair on the moon surface. Oh, and you're just sitting there. You're just kind of sitting there. Just get a good little whack. And then you just go, wow.

Dude, it's really hard for me to believe in space, man. It's a really, it's a really hard thing for me to, um, I think the more. The more I develop, the more I don't believe it. Honestly. No, and I was telling you on the phone earlier, I don't believe in history. Now that, like, not that it didn't happen, but a lot of it didn't happen the way that it's told. Like, you were telling me today. Can I tell, can I backstory it?

Yeah, I don't believe in history. So he says he doesn't believe in history. And I literally was like, bro, the world we live in today is wild. Like we have AI. We have, there's missiles and submarines. There's just everything. There's trains that go through. 300 miles an hour.

And it's like, it's so crazy to not even think 2,000 years ago, but just think 250 years ago. Like when this country was founded, like we was horse and buggy and muskets. And so he goes, yeah, don't believe in muskets, really. I go, what do you mean? He goes, oh, there's always been an iPad. That's what he said to me. Not technically.

He's told me there's always been an iPad, but the common folk didn't have it. Yes. So I believe that history is told as marketing. I really do believe it because we found out so much about the world now how it operates and how there's elites that actually run everything and we don't know much, right? So as technology advances and as our access advances, the more we see behind the curtain. We know more behind the curtain now than we did 20 years ago, five years ago. We know more now, right? So imagine back then when they actually controlled everything, they were writing these books.

It's all what they wanted you to know and you can't tell me I'm wrong. I'm not saying you're wrong. Talk to me. But there's two sides to every coin. You're right, there is. And we're getting that one side of the coin. Oh, we are also. We are also very much getting the other side because you got to think as technology advances.

Oh, oh, you can't tell me. Just how you said you can't tell you you're wrong? You cannot say I'm wrong. Okay, tell me how. As it technology advances. We are learning more real stuff and we're also getting so much cannon fodder, so much more so much more propaganda. Everything's propaganda.

History has only been told by the winners. No, that's fine. I'm talking about there's more fluff. It's always been fluff. We're getting more... It's always been fluff. Back in the day... You never know what's true.

Back in the day when you were about to go to war, everyone knew you were going to war. There's not like, holy... Beyonce dropped Cowboy Carter. Oh my God, there's a... What are you talking about? There's more fluff. There's more fluff.

Something crazy nowadays is about to happen. There's going to be some riot, something like that. There's some pop star just dropped this thing. Oh, there's pictures of Justin. Justin Bieber and his new, there's so much more to take away from what's actually happening. I'm not even talking about that. You're on a whole different thing. I'm talking about actual, just the history. I'm talking to that. What is told about that is not real. I don't know what you're talking about with the other stuff.

I was saying because you said the more we advance, the more comes out. You don't say more we know. Yeah, but also the more stuff, it is not like there's more sources and there's more things that come out, but they're not all credible. They're not all real. That's what I'm saying, but nothing is completely credible. ever. You can't just say your textbook is credible that you grew up on. You cannot say that. How can you say that? How do you

know it's credible just because that's what was given to you? You're just accepting it because that was what was given to you and that's formal and that feels right because why would they lie to me? They've been lying to you. There's been liars from the start but I think... Look who made those

textbooks. I'm not going to say it on here. Look who made them. Oh 100%. That mother Got some... Yeah. He's Actually a lot happened coming out about them. Yes, 100%. So why would that be credible? Why would I trust this person? But I'm not even textbooks are like 20, 30 years ago.

I'm saying I think truth holds more weight back then than it does now. Why? I think it's less now because there's less people holding you accountable back then because there's nobody that had the access to hold you accountable. I disagree with you. Now you can say something and you have the masses that all these people can find shit. They can look up, their voices are heard. Nobody's voice was heard back then.

But it's all this talking piece up here at the top and then you just kind of have to follow. You have no access, what are you gonna do? Write it on a pigeon and send it off? No one cares. You can't. Those people were not questioned because their power was so much more powerful than it is now.

But yeah, you're like the top and the top of the top. I'm talking about day to day, no, you think you're cooking with grease. I'm saying to your point, there's also just as much lies that can be spread, misinformation that can be spread. True. So it's a wash. I think so.

I think it's very much watch. I just, I just, I just, now there's, there's AI, there's all, there's deep fakes. Like, it, it, the truth is definitely going to be a way more thin line now and moving forward than it is back in the day. I don't know. I just, I just, I just, what I was told about history because it's just, it's just, it's an old Spanish trails all this. Whatever it's called. What's called? To, I don't know, you love that.

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Sarah! Hey, Bear! What a girl! How you doing? I'm good. Black on black, dressed just like your man. Yeah, you do dress like me. Now, that's awkward because I'm wearing black on black today.

And I'm not. Yeah. No, you know, I'm going to retract that statement. Peyton typically wears a lot of black on black. He doesn't dress like Peyton when he wears it. Can we address the rumors about our relationship being broken up? Those rumors? Oh.

I didn't know. Yeah, there's rumors that we broke up because of me. Oh, yeah. On accident. So on a previous episode, like two episodes ago, I was promoting the tour. And it was like, it was the first time me explaining what the tour is about. And you know what the tour is about. Like the differences in our lives, right?

Yeah. And I was saying a disheveled dad. That'd be me. And I was saying a rich. I meant to say bachelor. But I said, rich, single bachelor. I said, single. and then dude the comments went crazy

floodgates opened Sarah but I said single like not married because I was talking about how he's married and you know on your taxes you follow single you do yeah we're talking about taxes yeah it's weird he brings that up I don't think we're talking about taxes in the moment though you know hate to be that guy

hate to stir the pot but I think I'm going to stir here Sarah what do you think about those comments what do you think about those him saying he's single I didn't see any of them so Oh, God bless your heart. There's about 400 to 500. There's a lot.

It was like a Monday episode? Yeah, yeah. It was on the YouTube that people, she's only in the Koala Club. So you should join the Koala Club to Patreon.com as you should know podcast. The link is in the description. Do you feel good about being here? Do you feel happy? Are you confident?

Are you a little nervous? Are you scared? Well, I didn't know this is going to happen today. Yeah, she literally just joined me at work today. Like yesterday, she was like, I'm going to come with you to the studio. And I got super excited. because I love when she's around. And little does she know, oh.

I'm just kidding. I love that for you. Yeah, sorry we're in love, dude. That's why, I mean, it's not harmful why you don't allow to live here. I go, oh, wait until you're eight years in with two kids. I go, you'd be like, ah, think I'm just going to go try to record some shit today.

I think we should go see what happens. Turn the camera on and look at it. Yeah, I'm just kidding. I love live. But after, they haven't even talked to you since episode 200. We're on 212, girl. Yeah, so 12 weeks since you've been on a mic. Did you watch it back after episode 200?

It was really hard to watch. Really? Why? You said it's hard to watch? You, because of yourself? Yeah. Oh, God. We've all been there.

We've all been there. I watched it and I was like. Dude, everybody in your life watched it. I was like, you were getting a lot of text. Yeah. My sister called me crying. Why? It's just a big deal.

She called you crying? She called me, like, bawling. Why? Because she was like, I'm so happy for you. Because she hasn't met Peyton yet. She lives in California. Yeah, it's so crazy because, I mean, we haven't physically met, but we're like. Talked on the phone and stuff.

Oh, yeah, we text and all that. I mean, I mean, literally, I love her sister. I tried to do something nice for Sarah. And, you know, you text the sister, the best friend. information for me yeah yeah i got you never takes me back i mean i was like i mean i can't it was pretty much like this she was like yeah of course 100% yeah 100% yeah but um how have you felt about this this newfound attention you've you've you've gotten i mean your instagram i mean it's just it's tripled up since episode 200 but you're not like even like an internet person though no i think i'm like

so distracted i just i don't I don't know. Yeah, you're just chilling. You don't even put too much thought behind it yet. Yeah, but she's super smart with, like, posting and stuff. Like, I have to teach her, like, I didn't really have to teach. She never even does it, but like, yeah, if you're at somewhere, don't post it while you're there. People might be there.

And, you know what I mean? But she's not really good. And she doesn't really, she doesn't read comments. She doesn't, like, check requests. That's a big DM. That's good. She's cool about everything. It's like the perfect person to have in this kind of, uh, his journey with you.

In his job. But tour is coming up. A lot of fans are about to buy tickets or they already have bought tickets. Is the Sarah Bear going to be in attendance at the YSka House Tour? Are you? Yes. Yeah. Go Sarah.

Go Sarah. Go Sarah. Go Sarah. She's actually she doesn't know this, but she's going to have a five-minute stand-up during the show. She's the cold open. Yeah. She goes, oh, oh, she just faints. No, but she will be there.

Last time, you came to a couple of shows on tour last year. No one knew who you were. But this, so you were able to move freely through the venue. She asked me the other day. I asked if that would be the same way. No. She's like, do you think people are going to know me if I go? Yes.

Yes. Yes. They're going to know. Yeah. No. I can't. I'm so excited to see people come up and take pictures with. and how she reacts.

Oh. She's gonna be like, oh, okay. Yeah, she's so nervous and so bubbly. Yeah. That already happened at Top Golf. But that wasn't because they knew who you were. That's because you're hot.

And I want to f***es say this. No, no, no, I want to get this off my chest. No, I'm tired of going places with her. I am tired of going places with Sarah. Price you gotta pay? Dude, I am, I am gum on the bottom of people's shoe when it comes to her. There is so many times where we'll be out together.

Every time we go out, people will come up to her and be like, You are beautiful, by the way. Like, are you a supermodel? You are stunning. Everywhere we go. It's gotten to a point where I'll literally stop the people from saying it. I'll be like, I'm here too.

What about me? They're like, you are absolutely gorgeous. The fit is giving. Oh, my God, you were just beautiful and your Bay is ready. Bay 12. No, and it was like. And so some people like, we're at Top Golfs. Some people came out that took pictures with me, like fans of the podcast or whatever.

And then some time passed and these two girls came up. And they came up to me. and they said, hey, can we take a picture? And I literally was about to go, yeah, yeah, fun. They go, with her. And I go, oh, oh. I was like, you want to picture with her? And I was like, you watch the podcast?

They're like, podcast. They go, what's the podcast? Yeah, you go, wait, what's going on here? They're like, oh, she's just a shit. She's just a picture with her. And the worst thing is when they ask, how did you get her? What the fuck? Sarah, am I attractive?

Yeah. Oh, they got to go. What was that? She was like, she was talking to like her little cousin. She's like, yeah. They got to go, oh, you got to be funny, huh? Oh, dude. That's so painful.

Dude, oh my God. Like, I mean, I had it too in the beginning, for sure. I mean, still not like lives gorgeous. I mean, I look rough as hell right now. I mean, you've hit a peak, like, oh, God, your globe was great. And then you just hit rock bottom back. Dude, some with that offspring, man, as soon as you pop one out, your life just kind of changes. I'll get back, though.

Don't question me. I wonder what I'll look like when I'm y'all's age. What the f*** does that mean? No, you're not going to say that. What is that mean? I'm glad to say that. Don't say that. You're like, it looks like I'm old. I'm going to be what I look like when you always age.

Oh, no, you know what's bad? We'll drop something. Like, we'll be together in the house and I'll drop something. Just like regularly. Drop something on the ground. I'm like, I'll go pick it up. She'll go, no, no, don't pick it up. And I'll go, why?

She goes, you're back. She goes, we need to preserve it. It's already there. Yeah, she'll get home. It'll get my old man. Don't you ever call my pookie, your old man. We are, we are fruitful. We are young.

Do we so many, so many good days in front of us. Talk to me, Pete. Give me some love. Do we seem old to you actually? No. Good. Okay. I think because I'm around y'all so much, I almost feel like I'm y'all's age.

Sometimes I'll remind myself my age and I'm like, oh. Yeah. Okay, we got, this sounds crazy. You know, it sounds nuts. This sounds nuts. She's only, what, four years younger than me? Yeah. Yeah.

That's not, that's not crazy at all. I go, it's not great. You go, hey, shirt your up. Oh, that's funny. Dude, she said something on the way up here, and she said, I want to tell the fans this about you and Cam. What? You said only if the fans knew this about y'all when we were driving up here.

So if you don't, so Sarah rarely drives up. I don't know what's about to be said. Yeah, Sarah rarely drives up to work with me. Yeah. And sometimes when we go to work, me and you get on the phone. Yeah, we talk. She thought, she was like, she literally said, you all talk a lot before your jobs where you have to talk a lot.

That's so true. They started talking about conspiracy theories. Oh yeah. On the way to work. Dude, that's our life, man. That's our life. We used to do that every day. Every day.

Because we used to be, when we lived at the old spot, it would literally be like this. Like, because we'd take the same route and it'd like just be simultaneous. We'd always be like, yeah, but just talking, yapping. Yeah, we talked for like an hour before we have to talk for hours. words yeah yeah that's good shit I told you it's like kind of like it's the warm up before the actual talk because we don't want to just get into the podcast cold yeah like when singers are getting that throw getting that old larynx loose that's what we're doing you look very pretty opening up the mind opening up the mind yeah you look like a oh I got a couple things you look

like but I'm gonna keep it myself oh some beef brewing between you doing that's kind of what I want to get into oh let's get into the beef man let's get that Mongolian beef this is the first time I've been in a happy, healthy relationship. Oh my God. It's the first one that came to my head. It's the first one that came to my head. Honest to God, I went right to, what's the places you go to when you get the meat and you cook it yourself? What's that place you know?

No. No. She answered. You said beef, right? My mind went to Korean barbecue. Have you ever been? Genuinely? Genuinely, have you ever been?

I don't like those places. Yeah. Really? I don't like looking at raw meat. She has a weird raw meat thing. Whenever she's like seasoning the meat before our meal prep, she'll put gloves on. She does not like that's wrong for a meat.

Oh, normal. No, it's not. Wash your hands and make it. I do. She doesn't like the feeling. No, but I'm saying you put gloves on? What are you, Dexter, hiding the evidence? You're gonna eat it, you're literally gonna put it inside of your body.

You think touching it's gonna mess it up, wash your hands with soap and get to it. Korean barbecue, try it though. No, but I don't, I feel like why am I paying for Korean barbecue if I'm the chef. It's kind of like, if you go somewhere and you, like there's a, more dessert, but they bring you like this little fire.

It's like, it's just an experience. That's not an experience I want to do. No, but it's also, it's also all you can eat. It's also a buffet. Some places. So it's like, yeah, you're cooking it, but they literally bring you. You'll be like, can I get 20 more pieces of the seasoned whatever comes out and you literally drop that on your thing?

Camus fat is. That doesn't bother you though? What? Like looking at it raw before you cook it. No. No. The sports show on Patreon. I'll give you a food show.

That is great, Joe. Give you post. Okay, but there is something I want to do because this is the first time I've been in a healthy, happy relationship ever in my life, right? With somebody who loves me and cares about me, so she claims he's been a good job pretending. Yeah, just don't go through the phone, man. This episode is brought to you by Hems.

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I want to test who knows me better. My girlfriend or my best friend. Oh, I'm coming for that. That sounded crazy. I'm coming for the win. What is going on? I don't. Dude, I'm slipping, man.

I think I'm getting nervy. Now, do you think you know me better than Cam? Because you've, honestly, you've known me, like, Cam knows me as a friend, like for a decade, right? But you've gotten into the deep layers. Do you feel more confident? Yeah. Bull.

I have peeled back the brim of that onion so many times. I've seen it from the back. Oh, man, I'm here. What? I'm here. You've peeled it back and peeled it back. I've peeled the back soft in the back. You know, it was good.

Oh. I mean, so is she if we're being honest. I am well. Come on. C.J said, oh, golly. I am absolutely confident that I know you better. Okay. Okay, wait, lay out the rules though.

Is it just first to answer? Is it hand and then you go? What is it? How did we do it with Liv? We did like first to answer. I don't remember. For auditory's sake, do we want to do, you have to hand, and then you can say it to where nothing's...

You say me. Talking over each other. Say me. And then I can go to you and I'll pick who said it first. Okay. And if I get it wrong, she can steal. And the points up. Yes. Okay. All right.

All right, all right, all right. You're going down. I'm going to look at you. You're going to lose. We're going to start it simple. What is my favorite color? Me. Cam.

Okay. Clothing or just color? Colored. Oh my God. We put a timer on you? Red. Point, Cam! Is that what you're going to say?

Oh, oh, oh, babe. And the loser is out of my life. Oh! Oh, I'm moving in. I get the new big house. Okay. Camry. Camry. Okay. Get it on. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on. You're making me nervous. What is my go-to breakfast?

Me. Sarah. Right now. As of right now. What is it? Three tablespoons of egg whites. Which is 25. calories. What are you, durable? Three tablespoons.

That's really going, three, ten, you can eat that a singular bite. You can eat that in singular, you can eat that singular. I tried adding a fourth, he knew. No way. Hey dude, we gotta get you some help.

We gotta get you some help. He said, he said, what's this? He said this is more than three days. He goes, oh my God, that's so much, you want me to be bloated. That's, that's 32 calories of egg whites. You want me to have a bad day. He said you're trying to get me fat.

Three, you know, no, no, we're having a talk, dude. Three tablespoons of egg whites. That is, I want you to understand. You're serving. Peyton, that literally, when you fry that up, I sh-you-not, that can't be bigger than that. A tablespoon. You can literally go, oh, dude, breakfast.

You don't have to chew it, you can go, and he's like this, I'm nice and wired for the day. Boy, Sarah, one-to-one. We're not one-to-one, and she's, Three tablespoons of egg. There's nothing else. Bumped it up to where I get 100 calories now of egg whites.

So it's... But for like a week, it was three. It was more than a week. It was a while. He didn't know. I don't think he knew it was only 25 calories. Three tablespoons of egg whites is the crazy... I know you were miserable.

And you were trying to fight it. You hated driving to work. You literally like this. Okay. It's time to go work. Like there's no, there's literally zero enjoyment of that. There is zero. You can eat healthy and eat the good foods and still enjoy them.

That is, that is genuinely like, that is the craziest I've ever heard in my life. Do you understand how small a tablespoon is? Are plates next to each other? You would have thought I was like 500 pounds compared to his. Oh, dude. Go to the next question. I'm scheduling someone to talk to. This is getting sickening.

This is weird. Okay, next question. Next question. Oh my god, I just thought about my taxes. Oh, how much do I have to pay? Taxes. Oh, I can. All right. What was my first job?

Me. Me. Was it? Oh, she's going to get it wrong. Oh, you're going to get it wrong. Oh, wait, no, you got to let her answer. Sorry, sorry. Was it orange theory?

That is incorrect. My first job paid you Stefan Hardin. I necessarily can't swim, but I sure was a life God. Incorrect. It's technically not a lifeguard. Pool monitor? That is correct.

What the fuck? Bite me. That's a half point. That's a sum. No one gets the point. No one gets the point. It was a pool monitor because of lifeguard I was responsible for saving lives.

As a pool monitor, I just have to monitor the pool. If somebody drowns, it's not enough to me. I could literally watch someone drown and I can. Oh, you technicality. It was to upkeep rules. No running. No glass.

Make sure everybody that's in there's a member. So everything would. Basically, he was a, he was a, Karen on a long chair. I was everything without saving lives. If somebody was drowning, I just had to throw them a little buoy, and that's it. And watch them around. By the way, if you, if you were the pool monitor at my pool,

my children would never, ever attend there. Just throwing that out there. I'm like, oh, wait, that's that skinny light skin kid that doesn't care, doesn't want to be here. Andy doesn't know how to swim. Yeah, we're not swimming here. Okay. Oh, dude, you, semantics, honestly.

Matter of fact, 30 second timeout, I challenge. I call a challenge. If I go, if I don't get- It's not, it's not right though. Okay. You just don't know him, it's okay. Ooh. What you say?

She said, you just don't know him. Oh, okay, yeah. You ain't gonna be that tough when you're packing your shit up. You're hitting that U-Haul. You ain't going to be tough when I'm moving into that king-sized bed. Oh, you ain't going to be tough

and that's my triple rod closet. You ain't going to be that tough, Sarah. Is it bad that I'm being horrid? Okay. Okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay. What is my go-to-Waterburger order? Me.

Sweetie. What the f*** was that? You didn't even clear her to win. Large Diet Coke. Point Sarah? What the fucking? You didn't say her. We both sent me at the same time.

It was a time. So she went and took it. When the fuck does that ever happen? You're the show you're supposed to declare who gets to go. What on earth just happened? Good job, man. I just wanted it more. Oh, she's on her.

She's on your ass right now. Two to one. That's in, that's act. Okay. I know how we're playing. Hey, hey, cut her mic. Cut her mic. Cut her mic.

Cut her mic. Turn her mic off. Turn her mic off. You want to play dirty? Who is my favorite actor of all time? Me. Me. Jake Jillah.

Sarah again. So are we done with the rules? Are we done with the rules? No, seriously. No, you know I'm too competitive for this. Oh, it's not going to be good for my blood. You know it's not going to be good. If there's rules in place, we follow the rules.

If there's not rules, I will be, before Sarah, I will be louder than Sarah, and I will do whatever the f- I did point at her. Review tape, I did point at her. This is supposed to- Okay, okay, okay, you know what? Make sure we're clear on my points, okay? I will say this. Yeah. We can go for the me's, a loud, quick, whatever.

We do not speak until verbal confirmation is given from judge. Okay. Deal? Okay. All right. Three one. Wow, you cheat. Oh my God, this is a cheating couple. They cheat, not on each other, but on others. Oh, God, they're cheaters. Okay. Okay, what was the name of my pet turtle? Me. Cam.

Jaws. Correct. Two to three, two to three. Oh, here we go. And that, I appreciate that. She did, she did good. I appreciate that. Next.

What is my order from McDonald's? Me. Me. Cam. Double quarter pounder. Ooh. Large Diet Coke. Fries.

That's it. That's it. There you go. Three to three, we're going to five. Three to three, we're going to five. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, now I'm gonna get into you,

actually have to know Payton Hardin. Actually, gave me a headache. Okay. Out of all three high school musical movies, which one is my favorite? Sarah. The third. Yes, go!

Let's go. That's good for you, good for you. I was trying to let you finish the question. I was trying to be proper, but it's okay. Four to three. Loser. She has one more to get right before a year out of my life. What was the name of my first YouTube video ever?

Oh, me, me, me. Grandma's making cookies. Close enough. It's grandma's cookies. I'll get to. Yeah. Oh, oh. 4 to 4.

4 to 4. Oh. Oh. Oh. How about let's not focus on like history? Oh, she needs a caveat. Oh, she's not the real love. Oh my God.

Oh, Cheryl. I've been there. Oh, girl, I've been there. It is about me. I've been there, done that and completed him before you were even known. Oh, wow. Wow.

When you made that first video. Oh! Oh no! Oh no, you would have been like six. I think I was 12. Ooh, boy. Okay. Okay, this one, this is the final one.

You have to know me. And both of y'all do know this answer. You shouldn't. If you don't, it's going to hurt my feelings. Last question. All the marbles. It's been a fair game. It's been a fair game.

No shake? Oh, okay. I was a dab up. What's the score? Four to four. Going to five. This is really- going to five. This is championship round.

Can you confirm that? What the hell's at me? Now, you ready? Yes. You ready, Cam? Yes. Okay. What is my favorite album from The Weekend?

Me! She said it first. House of Balloons? That's incorrect. It goes to Cameron Kennedy. I believe the correct answer. And for the win, my dear melancholy

Cameron Kennedy with a win Hey! Oh Sarah, how do you feel about this? Peck the bags! I get the closet, I get the shower, I get the bed,

I get the sunroom, I get the theater room, it's all mine. And it just got a new fridge. Not for you! That's my face. fridge, my soda and my meals, not yours. Serity, how are you feeling?

Great. She's like, good, I don't like it anyway. Oh, I'm just kidding. You can stay. You know, I'll take that part out of the contract. I'll just take the winnings. I'll take all the press run that comes with the, you can stay, you can stay the house.

Bear. He loves you. I wouldn't, I love him enough to not let him banish you, chastise you and shun you from the community. You can stay. It's all. Before we get out of here, is there anything you want to say to the YSK people that you might see at the YSK House Store tickets?

available right now if you want to come see Sarah Bear in the crowd. UsenobCo.com also linked in the description. Is there anything you want to say before you get out of here? See you there. Yeah. Good job. Also, we're going to be asking on Patreon. We're about to make a post because me and Sarah are going to do a couples Q&A.

Yeah, you'll live on Patreon, ad free and uncensored. We're only going to get the questions from patrons and it's only from the paid tier. So if you go over to Patreon, join, we're going to put up a post say ask questions. for Peyton and Sarah, for the couple's Q&A, anything you want. We're just going to cut these out, put them in a bowl, and pull them out. Yes, and for the OG members, y'all remember that we did the drunk Q&A's. We did two versions of it. It's the same format, just a couple's one.

So ask the crazy stuff. Ask the deep cut stuff. Ask it all. And if it gets pulled out of that bowl or if it gets chosen to randomizer, it's going to be answered. And it's going to be the truth, ladies and gentlemen. So yes, leave all the questions. Every one question you got. It's gonna be fantastic video.

I'm ready for that. I'm excited for that. Yeah. I'm gonna watch that bowl of popcorn. Yeah, it's gonna be super good. Yeah, if we're not single. Oh, interesting car ride home. Oh, about the barrel of our podcast.

She's out on the one she has now. Each and everyone of y'all coming back. Episode 212, Usional Podcast. We absolutely love y'all. Like we said, multiple times throughout the video. We are on tour and the tickets of life right now. Eushenostudios.com. It is also linked in the description below.

What else is linked in the description below? you might ask, it is our Patreon, the Koala Club. All of our exclusive content, all of our content, besides the actual podcast lives on our Patreon. Go check it out. We also have the YSK unplugged channel. Our second YouTube channel is linked to the description below as well. But get your good karma, confuse the casuals. This week's secret code. It is S.O.T. Peyton is currently sniffing Sarah's skull. It is SOT. I wanted them to hear too. Sarah on tour. Sarah on tour.

She's coming on tour. You want to meet Sarah. You want to meet the bear. You want to meet Peyton's Better Half. Tickets are available right now. Link in the description. You should have to see you. Is Dario protesting?

But we love y'all. SOT, SOT. Leave it everywhere. Prove that you are a real one, a true one. P. Remember one had 10 koala bears. Don't make home. Christmas.

Oh my God. All this is fell on her. And we'll see you next time. Oh! Can I try that other shoe? Oh! I mean, unbelievable. Try it!

When we're into Quabors don't make home to Christmas and we'll see you next time. No, yeah, no, she can't throw a shoe. What's cold? What's cold on me? Yeah, she can't... What is cold on me? She can't throw a shoe. You got to get her in some flip-flops. She can't throw a shoe. You look very good, like a pretty little pretzel that I would like to bite into and eat all the salt.

Yep. Goodbye now. Thank you.