You Should Know Podcast - THE BEST WAYS TO CHEAT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND! -You Should Know Podcast-

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to the Uschino podcast episode 199. Round of applause, please. Hey, everybody, welcome back to Usenau podcast episode 199. Everybody, excuse me, we are one episode away from the 200 episodes special. Y'all don't understand the excitement we have here over at YSK, 200 episodes. We are one episode away. We are one episode away. And guys, we have so many surprises and fun things playing for episode 200.

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We are less than 10,000 subscribers away from 1 million subscribers. Hey, hey. So you'll have, you'll have, Okay, all right, you'll have, you'll have a 200 episode special coming up. But then once y'all get us to 1 million subscribers, the next episode will be the 1 million subscriber special. And dare I say, in the 1 million subscriber special,

We have the biggest surprise of YSK history that's going to change You Should Know Studios literally forever. So get us to 1 million subscribers. Enjoy episode 200 and then we'll have the million subscriber special with the biggest surprise in YSK history. But if you want to get everything ad free and uncensored plus all of our extra shows head over to the Patreon. patreon. Patreon.com slash you should know podcast. You're definitely gonna be wanting to be on that Patreon as soon as our big surprise is announced on the million subscriber episode special. We love you guys so much. We have extra 45 hours of content on there every single week.

We love you. We love you. So enjoy episode 200 next week. And then after that, enjoy the million subscribers special with the biggest surprise in YSK history. Love you. Now on. To the rest of the episode. We are co-host Cam.

Back in the studio. Wait, hold on. Am I dating myself yet? Am I dating myself yet? Roly, Roly with a dabberanche. Did you dab? And I just pointed to my Apple Watch and said roly. Yeah.

This is, what's a laugh? I mean, I remember going around dabbing like, oh, dude, that feels good. No, that is. No, that is, can we talk? Is the dab the most dance move that's ever been created? No. No. There's a lot of worse dance moves.

Flossing is terrible. Flossing is top tier bad. But flossing, if you can do, it's kind of skill. Anybody in their, anybody can do this. Surprisingly, swag is something, but to anybody can go. Surprisingly, not everybody can. Do you remember back in the old dab days, people would be like,

that is, like, how do you f*** this up? No, it's impressive. They'd be like, it's your people, man. It's your people. Oh, it's always my people. It's always my people. Dude, how are you feeling? I like your outfit today.

No, you know. No, you said this off camera. He said, I'm a 27-year-old father of soon-to-be-two, dressed like a high school athlete. Yeah, 100%. Like you look like it's game day and you're excited to be a starting shooting guards. You didn't have to wear it. Y'all didn't have to wear matching jumpsuits for game day?

No, we didn't have to do anything. We were good at basketball. Oh, we had to, we. Now, I'm not gonna lie. It was a joke that went around our school. We had to wear matching like jumpsuits and like eight beats around our neck. No, I'm not, no, I'm dead serious. What is beads?

What kind of beads? Like homecoming beads? No, no. Our coach, so we had to wear a school lanyard at our school. You had to have a lanyarder at all times. You had to be able to readily identify yourself to make sure the crime wasn't committed by you and someone else.

Y'all were early stages of searching for us. People don't believe us, Pierce. People don't believe us, but anyway. You didn't go to a bad school. No, it's not a bad school, but like... Y'all just had bad... When you look at Pierce's, you look at me, it's like, oh, that's the school. But then you go to the school, you're like, oh, it's different.

Anyway, we had to have our land yard on 24-7. So our coach got us a little basketballs, a basketball necklace. They were like, the balls were thick, though, like that big. Beat it up perfectly around our neck. And we got from every other sports team, every other student. Oh, y'all are walk around with, you know what, on your neck. Yeah. So we had to wear those.

We had a special game. Why did you have so many accessories? It was so strange. Yeah. I mean, we had team shoes that did not match our jersey. Right. Think about what I just said. We had team shoes that didn't match our uniform.

Definitely the cheapest option they could find, right? Weren't cheap. Really? Weren't cheap. That's so strange. Didn't match the jumpsuits. We're like, we had a different one every year, but they just kept getting passed down.

So, like, we'd get a new one, and then you'd see JV in our shone last year. Oh, okay. And then we'd get a new one, and you'd see JV in our shone last year. It's like, really weird. See, did y'all ever have the thing where your football players on football games, like Friday nights, they would have to give their jersey to somebody in the school? Oh, what? So, like, basically, you'd give your football jersey, and a lot of the guys give it to the girls, right?

But I didn't play football, and I thought the jerseys were sick. So I remember asking the football players and said, hey, boys. You said, who can spare your jersey? I'll wear the pep rally in all, I promise. Yeah, and so I remember the only guy that gave me, his name was Dominic Valde Spino. He was like 450. He was like 6-7, 450.

Absolute unit. Played D1 football and everything after that. But he didn't have anybody to give his jersey to. So he gave me his jersey, and I generally felt like his girlfriend. It was so big. You were swimming in that show. You're like, go Dom! Go Dom! Go Dom!

Go! And the pep rally. I was like, go Dominic. Go Dominic. You're sitting there with all the other girlfriends, and it's just you, like, and they're still, even in that moment, they're still like, you're just like, I go, aren't we so proud of them? They're getting off of me.

You're right. Oh, sorry. Dude, man, how do you feel? The tide is turning right now in YSK. We're fucking, we're hitting that, we're hitting that third base going at home plate, dude, on some things we've been waiting on a while. Next week's episode 200. Man, it's, it is, it's honestly incredible without getting sappy.

We're going to keep it lighthearted. It really is, like, when you sit and kind of. take a step back and look from like the beginning bro it's been a long time but it's gone so fast right but it's also taken a long time so it's like it's a whole it's a whole like a cocktail of emotion yeah it's like oh I'm so excited but wow bittersweet holy I haven't fast wow it took so long and then just

I'm so excited for episode 200 because I think I had the most fun recording episode 100 yeah episode 100 was this and we're gonna do that again it's gonna be a more laid back loose episode where it's like It's generally a celebration recorded on camera. There's going to be a copious amount of... I don't know if that's, like, okay to say. I don't know if we could say that, but there's going to be copious amounts of drinks in our system.

Drinks. Let me say drinks. Yeah. We'll put drinks there. No, oh, there will be. And it's going to be fun. It's going to be fun. We have a couple some surprises. Oh, yeah.

Is this going to be the first drunk episode? Because episode 100, we're tips. Episode 100 was a little tip. I plan on getting there. I plan on not leaving too. I'm going to be like, you know, I'm going to be. Yeah, right.

Yeah, just lay out. 100%. Got some surprises, some drinks, some familiar faces, some new faces. So there's going to be a whole good time. It's going to be fire. Really good time. Next week. The one week away.

That's, oh, God. And the good thing about this is there's not going to be a drop off after episode 200. Because right after that, hopefully if y'all subscribe, we have the one million subscriber episode. And that, I mean, you talk about, you talk about 1A, 1B. That's not even, oh, yeah. That's not less than 200. That's not, hell, it might be, in terms of like, what we're dropping? It might be, it might be above 200, but I'm just calling 1A and 1A.

Dude, it's, they're right there. They're equal parts. It's, it's like legendary. We just split it up. Yeah, 200 is more of a celebration. One million subscribers, like, since y'all got us here, here's this whole little something for you. Yeah, here you go. Here's a little something for you.

Indian gift. Now, that might have been something. Now, that might have been something. Now, explain to me what that means. Now, I believe the phrase is Indian giver. I'm not sure where we're going here. Hear me out. Yeah, take us there.

I believe it's a real thing. If someone gives you a gift, and then you either re-gift it back to them or you give it to someone else. And I think the significance is the whats used to give things to the Native Americans and then take it back from them. I didn't know y'all ever given.

I thought you always got. No, I think it was like, hey, we're going to give y'all that land. And then we're like, oh, you're on my land! Like that situation. I don't know. I'm looking at fourth camera. I don't know what's staying on.

I don't know. Now I said, I'm going to retract. Yeah. I think that's what it was. Oh, here, you can have your cow. That's my cow. I think that's what it kind of was. And that's where it came from.

So how was your week? My week was fantastic, man. I mean, spectacular week. Can I say something? Normally we don't talk about like things going on in the world yet, but I finished Stranger Things. I'm not saying, I thought you were going somewhere else. I was about to say, be careful.

I just heard about that on the way here. Yeah, be careful. Wow, crazy. I don't know who that guy is. I saw him in a Nike Tech, though. I go, yeah, I don't know either, but we got them. Hey, I want to make it to episode 200. I want to make it to episode 200. I'm kidding.

But I did, I did watch Stranger Things. Did you finish it? Yes, of course. Of course I did. I think if you claim to be a fan of Strange Things, you have not completed it yet. You're not a fan and you're lying to someone. Yeah. You need to stop that.

I'm not even going to go into spoilers or going to intricacies of everything. I want to say I am starting to disconnect myself from the Stranger Things fandom. See, and it's sad, but I'm kind of there too. It's because I don't want to be. It's so okay to have your gripes with the show. I have my gripes with the show and like plot holes and all that. My synopsis on it, I think it ended beautifully. I think it was a great wrap up of everything.

Yes, some parts seem lazy and unfinished and all that. But if you just go into it kind of mindless, it was good. It was really good. So my problem, right? I think they know. I think, oh, what? I think they know that this took so long to create that everyone is numb to it. There's, there's, I can almost argue there's not a single person from the ending of season

four. All the way to the start of this every day was like talking about it, plotting on it, writing about it, drawing about it, buying, changing things, merch. Like, bro, it got to a point of such a long way, like, the hype died now. So I think that is the allowance that they think they have gifted. themselves for the plot holes. Think about watching that now, since the whole series out.

Think about someone that's never watched it and they sat down and watched it right now. Okay. Season one, two, three, four, or five. Yeah. They would be like, what the hell? That jump from four to five. Like, if they got to watch it all right now.

Okay. And that's where I have a problem with it. You don't want to... Marketing and stuff, it's present day. You don't think about future and stuff. For the show, the actual content, how is this going to age? How is this when so...

someone in two years has never seen it and they pick it up for the first time are they gonna like it and it's like bro it was i wasn't even thinking about it like that i'm just talking from a from a consumer standpoint i thought it was fine i'm disconnecting myself from the fan base because some of y'all are weird oh i if you're if you're going down the rabbit hole that i think you're about to i am i am one of those people and i hope to god it happens oh no i'm going to say like i've been on a side of twitter and ticot it won't leave my feet it won't leave my feet no no i didn't understand how much stranger things affected people's lives. And like how much they...

I saw an Instagram account. There's somebody out in the world that runs Instagram accounts of the characters as if they're actually them. And they post pictures with real captions and stories. And they're like, oh, like you say it's... What's the black dude's name? Lucas.

Yeah, I know his real name, Caleb. So Lucas, right? So, Lucas, you know, Lucas and Matt... I was like... I said Lucas. No, I know. Lucas and Max are dating in the show, right? Yes.

There's a person who runs a Lucas account and a Max account and they post each other, right? Be like a date with my girl and stuff like that. I don't know if they're AI images or what. But then somebody screenshot it then like, and put it on Twitter and said, oh, some people are running Lucas and Max accounts. It's so cute.

There was a quote tweet on that with 15,000 likes saying, This is so inaccurate. You know Lucas would have posted her and nothing but her. And you would have talked about her like this. This is very inaccurate and it's like it and not even the fact that somebody posted that. The fact that 15,000 people liked it, I don't wanna be associated with you anymore.

I don't like the show anymore because of you. You're scaring me and have no, literally zero real life responsibility. You can't have a pet. You cannot have a pet. You cannot have a pet. a pet that you have to think about their well-being if you have time to make a fake Max and Lucas page. This is their day. I want them to go to the cafe today and maybe eat a little

baguette and they're going to take a few pictures together and we're going to post it. Good night. It's so strange. And then, and then Sadie, who plays Max on the show, she went on Jimmy Fallon. Right? She went on Jimmy Fallon. By the time we're recording this yesterday. Yeah. Right? And they spoil her if you haven't watched it. She asked, Jimmy said, hey, what do you think? think happened. I love Sadie Sink. At the end of Stranger Things with 11, she goes, she's dead. Yeah. The crowd reaction. Yeah. Oh, how could you do this? So much so to where Sadie Lili went, oh, I mean, like, like, that's my opinion. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't think it's, it's so scary to me that people are having a hard time separating these actors from these characters. These

characters don't exist. Yeah. This world doesn't, this world doesn't exist. Now, I will say when a character is so polarizing, so good that if you see, like Dwight Shrew,

no one calls Rain Wilson, Rain Wilson. They call him Dwight Shrew. Yeah. Yeah, that's like, that definitely sucks for him. But like you, it's almost like an ultimate homage.

Yeah, it's 100%. You are, you are so good at that. Yeah. I can't even, like it's in my cerebral. Right, right. But I'm,

but I don't go through my day being like, if, if, Wilson were to be like, yeah, dude, I didn't, sometimes I didn't find Dwight funny, or I don't think Dwight should have done this or like, I really didn't like this story with Dwight. I'd be like, what? Yeah. What? It's like, it's fine. It kind of, it kind of scares me how people go to that. Dude, I think the same thing of like music diehards, right? Hear me out. Okay, be careful. Because they'll know, those people will come. No, hear me out. They'll come. That's why your phone numbers leave.

Yeah, literally. They will come. I'm like, you. Yeah, they're going to come. No, I'm not going to come. So you are a mega fan of the weekend. Right? Now, this is a beautiful representation. I like to consider myself a very large fan of the weekend. I have been listening to the weekend since I was like a freshman in high school, his first projects ever. Yeah, yeah. Like I love his music from the beginning.

You know all the lore. That's what separates us, right? Then there's like another stage. Maybe someone's physically got exotated on their body, yeah. And then they just want to roll and not unminded her. I've been legit. No, no, it's gonna crack. Oh my god, oh my god.

No, it's gonna crack. Oh my god, you're scared. No! I don't think that's proper infrastructure. Does that TV not have any legs, man? We got a legless TV! No wonder, we... Wait, the whole time that TV didn't have legs.

We don't have legs. Oh, my God! What? My God. You put this TV up with no leg screwed in? I mean, we're getting millions of views of months. Our TV doesn't have legs, man. TV doesn't have legs, man.

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What's it called? The Conquer Challenges, like to conquer something. Okay. This is an app. It's an app. So I saw it on, I saw it on my TikTok, right? And it was Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Rings theme. And I said, oh my God, this is right on my app.

Yeah, no, I promise you, I haven't seen this. So I have no clue. what it is, and it's these big, like, medals, like, that you can wear, like, a ribbon, but it was, like, there's, like, construction on it and, like, beautiful scenes and painting and stuff. I was like, oh, my God, these are sick. So, like, a lanyard? But, like, a, think of, like, a trophy. Like an Olympic medal.

Something like that, yeah, but it's a whole scene. On the lanyards. Okay. And then the ribbon goes down, and there's, like, a piece, like a bell buck or something, but it's like, a waterfall in Rivendale, like, where the elves live, or, like, it's Mordor, right? So I'm like, this, this is fire. I mean, wait. Do you hear that?

Stop. Do y'all hear that? I don't know, am I the only one to heard that? What did you hear, Pete? It's all the, Brian out. No, so it gets so much worse, right? So me being a nerd, I'm like, oh, this is sick, let me click on it. Payton, it's, it's a running app.

What? It is a running app. Like a physical running app? So you download their app and there's different ones. So it's not just Lord of the Rings. Like, they do like DLCs. Like, it'll be like Lord of the Rings. And then another, there's Harry Potter.

There's all sort of. Wow, it's really dry. You sign up. You pay them money to sign up, and then you run with your physical body to receive these ribbons. When I tell you, I said, okay, maybe it's like a monthly challenge, like maybe you hit that little half marathon and you get the cool ribbon. Okay. Payton 660 miles. What?

660 miles is what it requires. To get a ribbon? To get all five challenges done and get the fifth sacred ribbon. So 660 times five, it's like 20,000. Oh, wait, where are you doing? Where are we going? Where are we going? So there's five medals.

You got to run 660 miles for each of... Incorrect. 660 gets you to the end. Oh, and probably 50 you get the first one. Maybe at 100 you get number two. Oh, 660 miles. To get five ribbons. For reference, from us to Oklahoma City is like 180.

It's a long run. You have to be gump. No, they literally want you to run through four door to get this. And then it comes to find out, it's like $300 to sign up to get all five. So you can pick which challenge you want to do. Well, you have to pay to do the challenge. I download your app. Yeah.

I physically sacrifice my body and I pay you $300 for a ribbon. Can I see a picture? Do you have the picture of these ribbons we can put on screen? I can pull them up. I need to see these. Okay, first of all, first of all, can we be honest? If we do a median, like, picture of Lord of the Ring fans, they're not running.

They're the greatest fans ever. We are the greatest fans ever. We don't go for that Saturday job. I mean, y'all can sit and watch like a month. It's running 660 miles. We do not go for that. I mean, there's no, there's rarely anybody that's going to run that much in their lifetime. Okay, look, this is it right here, right?

So she's doing a reveal, she got it in, she's talking about it. It's on the screen, see. But that's what it looks like. And I'll get a better picture. But you see what she's holding? That looks like a car freshener. And she paid money and ran for it. Now, a hobby's a hobby.

No, she didn't. Now hear me out. Now hear me out. People look at me and say the same thing. So I immediately thought, I said, I was sitting here. I was like, wow, this is absolutely crazy. I would never do this. And that was one of my top fandom things.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I said, I got to think of a way that P would even remotely approach this. Yeah. Say they had one for, Abel Tesfay, right? For the weekend. For the weekend. Yeah.

And you're running through... So all it does, you can run anywhere, but it gives you like a virtual map. Okay. So like, yeah, yeah, I get you. From the House of Blooms to the Air Canada Center and stuff like that. Oh, I like that. Big milestones in his life.

I like that. But you can run it everywhere, anywhere. Treadmillware. Yeah, yeah. I like that. Would you participate in a weekend theme to conquer... No. For what?

You're a car freshener? You have to pay $300 and $600. I'm not running for $600. $60,000. I'm not doing that. Oh, God. Oh, I'd run butt naked. I'd run butt naked. Kim, how much money would it take you to run 660 miles? 660 miles? Yeah. Pay me a, 600. Okay, that is a absolutely ludicrous. Exactly. How much money would it take? Uh, I'd go 50K. You couldn't physically do that. 600. Oh, do I have a time limit? No, yeah month. Oh. Is that possible? That's no.

That's not. That's like literally running. running a marathon a day every single day. Okay, so six months? Six months. Six months. So that's 110 miles a month. I could do that. You think you could run 110 miles a month?

It would suck like hell, but yeah. Kim, you can't even do 110 push-ups a month. First off, that's not true. That's not true. One of my news resolutions, simply for discipline's sake, is 100 push-ups every day. Really?

Just do what you've been doing? I mean, I've got every day so far, but we're not that far to the year. Have you? Have you? I swear to God. Have you? I swear to God.

Okay. Who's keeping track? Me? All right. Are they full push-ups, or are we going- They're full push-ups. Do you know what I hate? What? Those little, like, those little bitty push-ups, they do fire up.

They do fire up, dude. But those used to make me sweat, dude, like bad. Gym class. You remember gym class as a kid? You had gym class? Like, where you actually did workouts? You didn't have gym class in elementary school? We just had PE.

We played dog ball. Yeah, that's called gym class. No, y'all were doing push-ups. We didn't do physical stuff. We did jump ropes. Wait, so like middle school. You didn't have gym class. Middle school, I was in athletics.

No, six-class. grade. Sixth grade we had PE. Wait, so y'all went to PE and y'all didn't have clothes? What'd you just say? That's unbelievable. That's crazy. What'd you just say? You didn't go to PE class and like change out your clothes? Oh my God, you lived in an actual Netflix movie. No. I'm telling you, I went to school like, like Disney Channel. No, you did. No, hell no. We went to PE, we took our backpack off, threw it on the side, we sat down, and listen to Coach Vandever, and we watched his nut sack fall out of his shorts,

and he said, he said, yeah, we're playing dodgeball today. We're playing dodgeball. Come on, come here, people. We're playing dodgeball, boys and girls. He goes, try to all these balls. He goes, we're playing dodgeball. We're playing dodgeball. And I'm literally like, and Pierce was like, oh, never mind.

I'm sorry, too far. Yeah, we're looking at old nut, and then we're literally getting up and playing dodgeball. That was our P.E. This was my P.E. We didn't have accessible lockers. What? We had lockers lined all throughout the school.

We were not allowed to use them. Well, no, okay, this is what, we went to PE class. It was like middle of the day, like right before science and lunch. Oh, that sucks. So you would go to PE, and we had a locker room, and you'd go in there, and you would have a gray t-shirt, which is already bad for me and my pubescent, sweaty era. And like blue shorts?

Blue shorts. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We had that in athletics, not PE. Like, you only had that if you were on a, a sport team. No, but this was like sixth grade. So right before you got on a sports team. Yeah, we didn't have that six. First through fifth, yeah, you were wearing jeans and stuff. Yeah, I get it.

But a sixth grade in my prime puberty time, like 13 or whatever I was, I would go to, I remember I was going. I'd put on these, you know, athletic clothes. We'd go run like a mile. Play tetherball and then like do the pacer test. You know what I mean? I have to say this out loud. I was thinking about you, but I was thinking about you. But I was thinking about you putting on your shirt, I was thinking about how much hair you had

and just sharp crooked teeth. And you said run a mile. And literally in my mind, I like formed you running a mile like chat you the teeth, but I had you like this. Like on all fours, you were like,

I'm passing other kids like, ah, ha, you're like, see, now, okay, that's not an ape. That's not a primate.

I didn't say this. I said, you're like, See, you're running on my knuckles. Oh, okay. And hopefully make it to 200. No, okay, but then... And then you were in prison system.

And then we would have to get out and I'm wearing the same draws and that's where I wore those like pajama draws, the big like flannel ones. Yeah. And then my... Your pecker could... My pick was too small, so it always go through that hole. Me too. God, I hated that.

Dude, I hated it. I hated that. Yeah. Bro, I used to get seven... Now, now one more year forward, seventh grade, right? Yeah. We had football like 6 o'clock in the morning. Yeah.

First off, first off, 70% of my team didn't shower. Y'all are absolutely disgusting. No, that's what I didn't shower either. And so I would go. I took my shower, I went in there, squeezed everything I had, held it. You were like,

like, like it was like a little claw machine. I was like, I didn't even need the pinky. I didn't even need the pinky. I was like, I was sitting there. I washed my, because I know I stink.

This is happening at 6 a.m. It's 6 a.m. I'm out there tackling Jariah. And he's... I don't think that's a better than... Did I hear about him? No, Dariah. He's fantastic.

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Chrome hearts here, Dior. Big chains. I'm like, none of you were. None of you have a job. And that proves my point that the place that these kids go to school is a nice area. Because it's like that's the only way it's their parents afforded. Oh, yeah. I'm not buying my kids that stuff.

No. You're wearing, you're literally going to wear Looney Tunes, Ross clothes until you're 17. Dude, the guys, the male students that had the Mrs. Peach backpacks and the Donkey Kong backpacks, the Mario Kart backpacks, those big, like those toy zipper bags, I hated that face. Really? You were one of them, weren't you? No. I wore a stranger thing. back back in high school, though. I was 17

wearing a stranger thing back back. No, I was about to say that came out your literal senior year. Yeah. You had, you, like, you caught it at the last change. You know, like, like, no, no, like you, that was, that show created in your senior year. Yeah. So you, you, I mean, Trailblazer, you did it, but

that's close. Holy shit. You get a stranger things back. You're 26. You had a stranger's things backpacked. Yeah, 100%. High school. Yeah. I had a stranger. And then I would wear like the shirts. I would dress like a character. dude i'm telling you i had that 11 shirt i rocked that for a while yeah that was fine you're yeah now i resemble her shout out millie bobby you do resemble her you do resemble her you do resemble her

hey i was reading comments on last week's episode and it is i didn't think it was going to be this nerve-racking talking about my relationship oh like i don't i honestly i'm kind of teetering the line if i like it or not because like i don't like i just don't like that many personal comments about like a personal thing that you are fond of that I'm fond of right and and I'm very protective yeah over over my hot breath wife there you go you're a good old mama bear but but then I started to get self-conscious right I'm like hey maybe I'm too happy I'm way too happy this could go real bad and I was thinking about what are some ways I could get cheated on in this situation because like this girl's perfect I don't think she would but maybe she's so good but

She's so good. What is she cheating on me? You need to protect your heart from these thoughts. Why are you thinking that? No, I'll literally be in bed and like something's great. It always happens with some grades going on. I'll be like, you're cheating on me. She'll be like, what the fuck? You're in the middle of the show.

It's just funny and everything. You go, prove it! She goes, what the f***? You're like, say you on. She goes, oh my God, why are you yelling? So they got me to thinking, what are some of the words? ways to find out you got cheated on. And I came up with a couple.

Oh, I mean, hell, I got so. I love to hear yours. I got some locked in though. So I wrote some down because honestly, I thought this, me and Hergo shopping a lot, and CJ was there. And this almost happened, or I thought it was happening. So, I wrote it down.

One of the worst ways you can find out your girl's cheating on you is through her dog. Imagine. What? Imagine this, because I thought it happened when we went to a store together. Imagine you and your girl are in a store together, right? Okay. And you, and she has a dog, right?

And she's carrying the dog. It's a little cute, like a little lab dog. Automatic breakup. If I'm dating you, your pet doesn't leave the house. Really? Yeah. If you go, oh, my dog's coming to the cappuccino, I go, y'all have a great day. I go, absolutely lose my number.

No, no, no, no. It's not a service animal. You're fine. The pet stays home. See, I disagree. I love her dog. I love my girl's dog. And so anyway, imagine going through the store

with your girl's dog, right? And he's like a little cute, like a little, like little, just one of these cute little dogs, right? One of these cute little dogs, right? And you know how dogs, whenever they see people, they just, like, kind of sniff them and, like, keep going. You could tell that they don't recognize them. Oh, my God.

Imagine you're walking through the store with your girl and her dog, and that dog sprints towards a sexy man in the store. Oh. And then the guy goes, oh, what's up, Biddy? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Do you know the heartbreak? Gut-wrenching, especially you're following, like, POV, you're like, just watching the dog.

I'm gonna like you and then you look up. It's like Anthony Joshua and you go, oh, he goes, oh, hello, Benny. And he knows your dog's, your girl's dog spot. Oh, my God, he starts going. And the dog's like, oh, oh, and turns back to you and goes, I'd be like, oh, my gosh. There literally can't be a worse way.

Now, now hear me out. Because that's a personal connection. That dog's cuddled in bed with that. Oh, 100%. That dog's been in that man's crotch. Not in, rather, but around the crotch. Not all dogs do that. It's like, in the crotch is strange, and I should have said that, around the crotch.

Yeah. Oh, my God, as soon as he gets done manipulating on your wife, he gets them, pets that dog. Oh, yeah, that's that, no, you, I'm, he's got to die. It's like, oh, something's got to happen. It's like, oh, why does your dog smell like Louis Vuitton Meteor? Oh, and he smells like another man's cologne right in that fur? Dude, oh, man, you're going to have to, oh, man, here we go. Does it make it worse if the guy's a little less attractive?

Let's just be honest. If we look up, he loves the dog, dog loves him, you look up, he looks, just beat. Yes, no, that's way worse to get cheated on going down and going up. Because I've been cheated on both ways. I've been cheated on both ways. Yeah, it's like, what the fuck? Are you getting from him? It's not for me.

Yeah, I mean, I was like, dude, I remember the first time I got cheated on. I found out who the guy was and I was like, oh, I literally have no value. This guy. I was like, I was hating, but like, come on. You're like, oh, no, no, no, I have nothing to. Like, if that's the guy, that's your guy, that's the guy? Yeah, but then I got cheated on with a guy that literally was sexy as hell. It's like, I would give it up to him.

Like, I get it, and he has more money. No, I've seen some of those. I've seen some of those stupid. Like, hell, I'm gay. Yeah, yeah, it's like, now watch. Just call him over. Okay, dog is wicked. The first thing that popped in my mind is that I call it the detective route.

The detective route. Or the Sherlock Holmes. Don't hit too close to home now. Sherlock home. Now it's now you might have dibble and dabbled. than this. But it's like a breadcrumb. Like one thing's off. Like, oh, who? You zelt somebody $200. Yeah. That's, that's weird. Like what? Okay. Yeah. And then, oh, wait, you went like, like a bag of to go is somewhere. You told me you didn't get lunch the other day. And it's just

breadcrumb after breadcrumb. And then finally there's this grandiose thing. Like, you just figured out. Yeah. Front them. That's worse because, A, you've been cheating on me the whole time. But two, you made me work. And I don't want to do that. Like, I'm not a detective. I do this for a living. I don't piece it together. You made me follow your mistakes and still, like the end result is I'm still being cheated on. Following a crime scene to find out your girl's getting plugged up by another man is tough. No, no.

That is rough. No, no, no, that is immediate breakup. That is, oh my God. I'm not gonna lie, there's a better chance that we stay together. If you walk straight up to him and you go, I cheated on. Yeah, it's happened to you. There's 100% no. Not with Liv.

No, he can't start that narrative. Not with live. It was with the whole basketball team with his girl in high school. And it was still reversed. I had to pull that information. So you know that guy that starts over you? Oh, that's okay. Okay, another worst way to find out you've been cheated on? I don't know if, I don't know if there's worse than that dog. No, dogs tough sucks too.

Because dog's personal. Oh, God. But imagine you go to your girl's house one morning, like y'all live separately. You go to your girl's house, she's tired. It's like a Sunday morning, so she's tired. She went out the night before or something. I'd say something weird. Yeah. It's, she went out the night before.

or something you're like hey babe let's go watch it let's just sit in the house and watch movies tonight it's this sunday let's just be let's be lazy perfect what you're what you hear it you hear a knock on the door you're like oh babe what's that what's that she goes oh i don't know i'll get it though you get up to go open the door it's a door dash two milkshakes with a note saying hey thanks again for last night imagine that i mean this guy got your girl cookies and cream if and if he knows to keep that whipped and cherry off. Oh my god. Oh my god. How on my god has been going on? Oh, police are going to be in the near distance. It's her favorite order. It's her favorite order for her favorite milkshake spot.

That's intimate. And it says thank you for last night. Now do I know, do I know, like, she already confessed that she went out last night. Yes, you knew she was going out with the girls night. And we were not there. Oh my, it was a girl. Dude, it was a girl's night is nothing but curse. Dude, I remember I picked up my ex from a girl's night and it was at some dude's house. And I was like, I'm my two. I was like, I've never heard of this house or see, like, I don't know where this part of town is. Came out. clothes all up here. Oh.

How about that dude is just butt-naked center in his window like this? Dude, I was a bitch, man, dude. I'm, no, no, no, I was. Oh, my God. I was like, oh, baby breath stinks. Oh, no. Can I suppose like a toot?

Smells like alfacado. That's a good callback. No, I didn't. If I were to really expose all the ways I got cheated on, like, the things I was okay with. Bro, I honestly think if they cheat on me, and there's a milkshake sent to the house. I play it cool.

There was nothing at the door. I come in, I just, oh, what the hell? It's a false knock. And then I go, so babe, where were you last night? And I grill her about it.

Because that's, dude, honesty is the cure. It has to be. But you're a girl guy. I'm not a girl guy. I'm so emotional. I have to get this out.

I'd be like, baby, who the fuck is this bullshit? I can't, because it's like the bait and hook. I'm going to let them sink their own ship. Yeah. I'm going to let them sink their own ship.

Okay. My last one. I was thinking about this. Very simple. But getting the news from someone else you love, but not the actual partner. Oh, dude, it's crazy. I'm four for four so far.

All these has happened to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, not the milkshakes. But it was food. Yeah, it was food. She got cracked because in and out. It was crazy. But, dude, finding out from somebody you love,

and in the dude. Oh, my God, getting cheated on over animal fries. Oh, my God. No, it was plain fries. He didn't get animals. He has no respect for your cardboard. Oh my god, but yeah, like some like, like say your cousin tells you. Oh, dude.

Your friend, your mom even. The denial. Why would you say that about her? Yeah. Oh my God. You're going out just sad. Dude. Imagine your own mother.

Yeah. Imagine your mother. And whatever the scenario, because we don't, God knows your mom. If your girl came up to your mom said, I cheated on your son, it's no more girlfriend. She's not making out the house. Yeah, she's not. No more girlfriend. But in this scenario, let's say, however she did it.

Yeah. Your mom comes up to you and goes, don't even need to talk. She's rubbing your back. It's gonna be okay. I'm sweating. Yeah, no, I'm starting to get hot. I'm starting to get real mad, actually. She goes, so, uh, you know, Volody cheated on you.

But, uh, do you know, mom? I go, you go, what, what did you just say? Oh my God, no, that, dude, because honestly, your partner at that point, you have enough balls to tell, to tell the truth. No. You don't have enough to tell it to me. I know, if you're doing that, you're telling my mother,

you're two levels of crazy. Oh, yeah. One, you're crazy enough to cheat on me. Two to tell Nita Rat. Yeah. It's crazy. Dude, I remember when I got cheated on, it happened for a close friend. It was a girl, like my high school homie.

No way. I was at bed. She facetied me and I answered and she was like checking on me. And she was like, yeah. She was like, so when did you and so-and-so breakup? And I go, we're not together. I just started a day. She's like, ooh.

And I was like, oh. I didn't like that. What was that made? And then she goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And I was like, no, you're going to tell me. And she told me she was. I'm simply like, she was. like well I just keep hearing stories about the different guys she's hooking up with

and I said what and then she gave me names I was like oh man it was just like name after name scenario scenario and she was like yeah I thought you knew because everybody else does ooh I don't wish that on anybody but Pierce I'm kidding so but that's the worst one I those are in my opinion the worst way to get cheated oh that's terrible that's terrible yeah I I pray you do and I pray no one gets cheated on, man. Actually, I think young men should get cheated on. At least once.

I think it's very good for your- It hurts like hell, but if you take the righteous path, you will come out better. Now you can't, we will lose some soldiers to the dark side. We will lose some soldiers to the dark side. See, CJ said, oh yeah, I mean, you get your little heartbroken and you might start, I mean, your whole life. Isn't it crazy?

Yeah. It's actually crazy. You could get your heartbroken and it could fuck your life up. life up. People don't... There's people that are spitting life in prison because of that. No, no, people don't understand that. That is, it's something so small as like a high school or like a high school boyfriend or girlfriend. Yeah. Bro, your brain is not fully developed. You think that is your like, your being. Yeah, your whole life is right there. Your whole life. And they break up with you. Yeah. There's people that have done some wicked. Yeah. I'm not even talking

about crime, but like it could, like the butterfly flag. A butterfly effect. One more time. Butterfly effect. There you go. It could like that could make you smoke for your first. time because you were so sad and then you become an addict and then it just sends you down and like, what I'm saying? I'm saying, what if that happened? I go, then you become an addict and then you're on the side of the street homeless and then you're itching at your right arm and then you get staff infection and then you get your leg amputated and then it's done. All because the milkshakes. All because Jasmine and the f***o milkshakes. You're limbless, jobless, soulless. Yeah, I just wanted to bring that because it's a deep thought I've been having recently.

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easy with Factor. Now on to the rest of the episode. I want to bring something up. What happened? I'm almost certain. Don't know how my phone got leaked. My phone number got leaked. I mean 100% because one, I've gotten a ridiculous amount of texts. Really? From car dealerships and I'm not on the hunt right now currently. Oh, it's like that. Is just spam calls?

I get spam calls too. No, no, no, no, no, no. Because I got another, I got a call, right? Yeah. From New York. Unsaived number. It said New York. Okay.

And did not say potential spam. So I go, open it. Open it. Answer it. Hello? Beep, beep. They hang out. Hmm.

They heard that voice. They call back. Yeah. I go, who is this? They hang up, don't say anything. So then they text me. They go, hey, who is this? I hate that.

I go, no, no, no, no, no. Don't hit my line and ask me who you're texting. You are reaching out to me. You know who you're talking to. I said, I literally said, no, no, no, who is this? They said, sorry, my friend Jacob got a new phone. Guess he gave me the wrong number. And I go, no Jacob here, comma, no problem.

See, that just shows how nice cam is. Jacob, I'm not texting back. after that, I'm not. The Cat Williams. Well, hell, let's find him together. Yeah, let's find him that it. What's the number? He's like, no.

And if you don't, Andrew will try him again. So then, right? So that same number, it's kind of lingering for, like, the conversation. Uh-huh. And they go, oh, okay, uh, appreciate it. Sorry. Like, all right. The next day, you and me get on TikTok live.

We do get on TikTok live. We do get on TikTok live. We're talking, having a blast. And I get a phone call. The New York number. Okay. So now, I don't even know if you pay. this. During the live, I went, oh my God, I hung up, and I go, I got to tell you something

off live later. And you're like, what? And I goes, I was like, I said the whole thing about, I'm going to give you one clue, and I pointed to the fan. Oh, yeah. Because I had a working theory. Yeah. So that New York number, the same number, keeps calling me. I keep denying it, keeps calling me, keep denying. Now I'm getting texts, but I'm just swiping, it's trying to stay focused on the live. Right. We get off live. I go to my text. It literally says, so sorry for interrupting your live stream, didn't realize it was stopping your camera every time. We're massive fans of your podcast. There is no Jacob.

Second text comes in. By the way, not weird fans or anything. We're not weird or anything. Just really wanted to say what's up to you. I go, you have my personal number. And you're calling me. while I'm working. Yeah.

And I told you, I told you I don't wanna continue this. But you're not weird or anything. You're not weird, right? Yeah. No, it's, don't do that. Where'd you get my number? Well, I understand that. First off, that needs to be sanctioned from the government.

Wait, are you sure that they got your number? The 1682-4. I was about to say, I don't know, it's my phone that's free. I'm saying it. Yeah, but like, they would be dead. But for real. And it's like, it's happened only a couple times now. Yeah, don't do that.

Please don't. Oh, no. Oh, if you, if you, if you, because whatever, if you call me or text me and you're a fan, automatically, I, well, I, see, I'm worse than you. You're a nice, go lucky guy. I got your IP now. And I, and I'm gonna say threat. No, well, not that, no. You'll be fine, but you just, you just won't like that. Oh, yeah.

Don't, because I'm not gonna interact with you. Yeah, no, I gave your number, by the way, to the police department. Yeah, just kidding. No, I did block it though. You're like, by the way, shake your front door. There's the cops out there? I go, they're like,

now. Breathe! Get out of the same. Oh, man, yeah, don't do that. There's so many people like breaking boundaries of our personal space, man.

Like that, it's just, it's a weird, it's a weird middle ground because in a very, very, very jaded lens, like sure, it might be a sign of respect.

Like, they love our, they love what we do so much. They're really just trying to talk to us. Yes. And I get that. But there's appropriate times to come talk to us.

Meet and greets. Live shows. I'm not going to find LeBron James number? No. And then harass him. No. Just because he's my favorite.

Yeah. And it's like, it's a weird line. And by all means, we're nowhere, nowhere near LeBron's line. I'm saying that for my personal example. Yeah, it's just so weird to me. I don't know. I can't understand doing that. So we're saying this to say, don't do it.

But if you do find Cam's number, are you sure it's the one, six, eight, two, four, four, three. My God. He just got a guess. He just gave him 65%. You got to, they literally have to guess the last four. Yeah, they can find it, they do that. Find it by, there's machines. That's one out of a thousand.

Honestly, if, one out of 90,000, 999. If you guess the next four, you get the right to talk to camp for 30 minutes on the phone. I'll give you 30, hell. Who am I kidding? If you guess, if you guys last four, I'll give you 30. That's hilarious. I go, well, hell, how's you hanging?

I go, how's your auntie? You're the lucky contender. I go, God, this is beautiful. Where do you stay, huh? What was the first video you saw of us? I go South Dakota. Oh, God. No, that's, yeah.

That is a bad place. What do you like about Peyton? Oh, nothing? All right. Well, uh... Yeah, dude. Yeah, it's, it's getting funny. But there's a guy that came up to me in the gym yesterday

because I went back to the gym. Hey! Surprisingly so. You went to the gym yesterday? Yep. When I invited you to go to the gym? You didn't invite me to go to the gym yesterday. You didn't not invite me to go to the gym yesterday on Monday?

Oh, no, I didn't. Yeah, I know you didn't. I know you didn't. So you were too good to go with me, but... Yeah. Well, no, I just didn't want to go. I said I was starting on Monday. Oh, okay.

And so I went on Monday, and I was there for 15 minutes, and I got stopped six times. And the sixth guy said, oh, dude, you're that dumb thing on the pod. And I said, done. He goes, going home. I was done. Bro, I was done. That's funny.

No, a guy crept on me today, crept out of the shadows. Good guy, cool guy. He goes, yeah, my boy Diego told me about you. I said, hold on now. I said, so how do y'all know each other? Then we started talking. Can he say it's been 14 minutes? He's still not dressed?

You get dressed. You take so long to get dressed. It's unbelievable. These earrings. First off, I can undress record time. Do it. We'll censor it. No, I can get undress quicker.

No, I guarantee you it's me. I guarantee you. Off camera, it's me because I will go down to my... Let's do it. We can blur it. No, I'm not doing that on the camera. I don't want my pal. Blur it?

No. There's not a blur big enough. I go, it'd be a hell of a f***er. The whole, the whole screen's blurred. The whole screen's just, black. Oh my god imagine how funny this is. Imagine it's like color graded blurring. Yeah. Right? So for me I'm like taking off and it's like this like little tan very white skin. Yeah. And then right here it's like it's like it's like a couple pixels and you go and you strip down it's like

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when it comes from you. Good morning to you. But you know, I am not blessed with my mouth. Except for... Far from it. Except for... Someone's like cursed. No, I'm like a motor.

You know what I mean? When I get going, I'm like a motor. You're a motor with a double ailment. Crazy, man. I mean, you got fat tongue and you got bad list. But here at YSK, we created a new challenge. A new game. And we're going to do it right now.

I'm actually really excited about this. I'm kind of scared for lockjaw, man. This challenge we created is the Hubbubba-Bubba-Tun. tongue twister challenge. Basically me and Cam are going to put a whole roll of hubbubba in our mouth and read each other tongue twisters. The person listening has to guess the other person's tongue twister. I got faith in you, Bubb. I know honestly I really don't, but I'm trying to give you that confidence. Yeah, I mean, I haven't had Hubbubba since the Pender Gritty War of 1412. Me neither. This is six feet. I know. All right, you want me to go first? Go, go for it. Okay, go for.

See, like, immediately you bit that Like what are you doing bro? That's gun. They give it to you in this nice thing on purpose. Oh my god, your jaw's already working for it. Oh my god. Your teeth haven't even touched. You just said, uh, uh, you're trying to get it down. You're chewing on silly punty. You're like, oh, I don't feel the caffeine coming out. Oh, oh, you are salivating. Oh no, my wet mouse center's coming. Oh my god, you're dripping like a dough. Ow. Drop him. I just saw fear in your eyes. That thing came down my door, came back up, boy. Oh, man. It's like some wilted spieling.

Do I put the more in there? Do you put more in there? You got to go the whole roll. Bro, you bit that like it's a pastry. Stop. That's what's causing. Oh, my God. You need to roll it.

Hey, I don't think I can. Oh, my God, he's getting a gag. Oh, no, it's going to help. Oh. Just the. mouse noises. I can't do a whole, I can't put this in there. No, you have to try.

Bro, first off, you have to, first off, it's like, it's like a synthesis. You got to break that down to your mouth. You got to get it nice and gooey. Oh, dude, and you wonder the sickening part, your tongue's still bigger. Then all the come you have in your mouth, your tongue's bigger than that.

My jaw genuinely hurts right now. He's starting to freak out. I can't win. Man, I can't believe that in my mouth. nose on the mouth wader. I can't breathe out my nose of my mouth weaver. Oh this is bad. No, you gotta go more. You gotta go more. You gotta finish it. Every time I open this thing up, there's more in there. It's like it's like it's a gift that never stops to get. What's the thing? Gift that keeps on giving. It's the gift that keeps on giving. I know you. You have to throw it in your mouth. You have to. I can't. I can't. I can't. You have to.

Oh no, no, oh no, but okay, we'll call it. Thank you, please. All right, all right, first. Oh, okay, I'm guessing that is so you look crazy. Dude, it's kind of making my stomach hurt. I do you know, I do it's making my stomach hurt. Go to get to. First, first, first, touch twist.

Okay, there we go. Oh, hey. Oh my God, just throw that last. Now you can say you put a whole roll in your mouth. Right now you're lying. Now you're a truth there. Oh my god. It's because you did it. I mean how much is every go go go. Yeah, there we go read it. Let's talk about. Read it. Luke luck. Luke luck likes lakes. Luke luck likes lakes. Luke duck likes lakes and Luke's duck like lakes. Luke duck likes lakes and Luke's duck like lakes and Luke's duck like. Ducks likes lakes. Uh-huh. Okay.

Oh, no. Something right here just made a big, like, a scream for help noise. You swallowed and there was a, it was like reverb. You went, I can't tell, at this point, I can't tell what's my tongue and what's the gum. Oh, God. Oh, God. Luke Lick's Lakes and Luke's Duck Licklakes.

Wait. Something about Luke's d. Some, it was a lot of licking ducks and lakes. You said, Luke's, Slick, dicks, licks. Oh, I have nothing in my mouth. All at once. All it wants, spas.

That-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just said spas. I'm not gonna, I think I have to, it's, oh, you're getting crazy saliva. Dude, it is making me uncomfortable watching you. You look like you're, oh, dude, you look like you're chewing a bunghole. It's like part, oh, it's like part of it's so hard

and part, it's so soft, just like me after a couple whiskey shots. Oh, you got me, the shaft is, I mean, it's iron pole of that head. I mean, losers. Just fucking surviving for air.

Here you go. Luke Luck likes lakes. Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke's duck licks. Luke's duck licks. Okay, here we go. Final answer. Luke,

Luke, Luke, likes lakes, Luke's duck likes lakes. Mm-hmm. Luke luck. Luke luck,

Luke Licks lakes. Yeah! Luke's ducks, licks, Luke's ducks likes licking lakes. Oh, or Licks,

lakes, too. Licks lakes lakes, I'm sorry to get dizzy. Dude, that's, that is, oh my God. Yeah. Second one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, no, we're not doing that.

That's torture. Oh, Pete, you don't understand, like, the vision. I'm trying to feel nasty. No, the visual is insanity. I think, I think I see peers get hard. All right, so this one, wait a second. What is that? Oh, okay.

I feel a cavity coming on. Now, this one has a lot of SHS. Oh, no. In regards to the gum, this one's gonna be got. Oh, no. Oh, I almost threw up. I almost threw up, bro. I almost threw up.

Oh, no, no, you did the slurbed. It literally concaved. You slurped it was out here, you slurped more like this. Oh my god. I'm trying to gag. No, it looks like you're chewing on Beckna. Oh.

Dude, no, you're, it's making me high levels of nasty. You're really? High levels of uncomfort. You ready? Silly, Sally, SLO. Oh, it's something with Sally. Silly Sally swiftly shoeed seven silly sheep. It looks like you're missing a tooth. What? Okay, hold on. I'm walking in. Silly Sally swiftly shoes seven silly sheep.

Seven silly sheep. Silly Sally shooed. Honestly, I'm precious. Silly Sally swiftly so seven silver shoes. What? Silly. swiftly sued seven silly seep. Pee. This is... Silly Sally, swiftly... I don't know that... It's that word.

Go again. You're just trying to say sued again. No, I don't know what... I literally don't know what you're saying. Silly Sally, something, something... Sude. It's not like you're suing, like lawyers. You're suing them.

Silly Silly Sousley Soush-Soo-ed. Silly Ssued. Silly Sude. I don't know what you're saying. S-sued? Shude? Say it. What are you saying?

Sude! What? Sue, oh, Sue! Thu! Thu! So, okay, shooed. Silly Sally, oh, God. It's actually the one, by the way.

Silly, Silly Sally, Silly Shooey'd seven silver squawks. What was it? What was the ending? Silly Sully Sude. Sveh, Scybe, but seven silly Sibley Scybe. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, Silly Sally, Silly Silly Sully Sully Sully Silly Sully, Silly Silly Sully Sude Sude Svetyl, Sucely Sude,

I think I just bit my filling. Seven silly silver sheep. Yeah. Sully Sheet, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly sheep. Seven silly sheep. Seven Silly Sally's shoe. There we go. Pete, it looks like it, no, no, no, no, this might be a lot.

It looks like you just spit out of placenta. It literally... I don't know what that's... Oh, that's more in the tongue. Oh, Cam, okay, you try it. We can just do one more with you, but... Dude. First off, this is how you properly do some of them.

Yeah, well, you take 10 years to do it. No. Show me that. See how fast you can roll that thing in there? Been down a little bit. Yeah, get that, quick, quick, go, go, go, go. Go, Camwin. Go Camwin.

Go Cam one. Oh, see that's a horrible. Go Cow one. Go Cow one. Go Camden, go Cam one. Go Cam one. Go Cam one. Go Cal one.

Go Cal one. Holy Lord. I mean, your lips are so dry right now. Oh, man. Oh, man. You sound like a hog. It's like Robbie's sleeping. Oh!

Cover your mouth. Oh, camera. Put it in. It looks like you just did a lot. It's so gross. Oh, my God. This is hard, bro. This mouth is bigger than mine.

There's no one. I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you, bro. I told you. Okay, we're gonna consolidate to the left. Yeah, you gotta fill that left side up.

Oh! Oh, this is bad idea, man. Yeah, that's nasty. Shove it in there! Now we gotta go immediately to the tongue twisters. Let's go. Dude, your mouth... You look like that Dave Chappelle character.

Let's go. Don't chew yet. Babe, oh B... Oh, they're all the mess Oh yeah, my... What? Dude, your mouth is f***.

I don't know how you did this. Oh, Cam. Oh, audio listeners, they're all clicked off of this. Oh! That's cheating. Are you ready? Are you ready? In the game.

Oh, oh, it's so gross. Hmm. Let's go. Come on. I'm not a lot, I can't... How big is your mouth? S.C. J. Look up.

Oh my God. Betty bought a blast of blood. Oh, no, I can't. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. I'm going to throw it. It's over. I won the game.

And tell you. Oh, my goodness. You won the game. No, you won the game. Get this fan. No. The challenge is over. Good truth.

I won the game. You dequeued. I want the game. Stop it. No, I'm just... Buhn't. I hope you can't. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Don't. Don't. You do. Please don't. I just, I just right here. I just have right here.

I'm pissed. We're playing, we're playing gum Russian roulette. No. Who's gonna get some? Not me. Where is it? It literally turns off.

Show where it's at. It's something. Oh, I think I broke something. It turned off to 18. You turn it off? No, it didn't turn off. Hit the HGMI. The HMI is out.

I really do want to try and use one. It's over. It's over. It's over. I mean, you want to talk about flavor, though. Holy. That was good. I enjoyed it. Yeah.

Dude, that is, that is absolutely insane. Can I, can I read you what I was reading? Yes, read me. Betty Bader bought some butter, but she said the butter's bitter. I kid you not. The only thing I can think of is how big is your mouth. Okay, you want to, but I, since you had such a hard time with that, I want to see, oh, where's the other one?

I want to see how much hubbubble you could, put in your mouth. You got to put that back in. If you can't, if and under 30 seconds, I'm, uh, you can put all this in your mouth and say, I love Peta. I'll give you $500. I'll try. That's, I mean, that's a daunting task. 30, I don't even get a minute, dog. No, 30 seconds. $500 and 30 seconds. Hey, don't start. I mean, somebody's going to literally gift that, what you just did. With that sound too. Yeah, this is all getting...

All right. Here we go. 30 seconds start in five, four, three, two, one for $500. Okay, we're in Consolidate. Got to go Peyton Method? There's no way. Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah. How fool are you? How full? Oh, fool! You have 15 seconds. What the f***? 10 seconds for $500, Kim, you gotta say I love Peta. I'll give you 45, uh, no, I won't give you.

Let's go. I love Peta. Ah, sorry. 31, 41. Ah, so one second off. So close. It's so far. I'm, oh dude, stop.

It's gonna make me more. No, it can't be in, oh, he's gotta get muted. Oh, no, it's gotta get censored. It's gotta get censored. All right, guys, I'm gonna do the outro this time. Thank you so much for coming back to the Yusufo podcast, episode 199. Remember, next week is episode 200. We have a lot of surprises.

We have a lot of special things coming, but then after that, we got the 1 million subscriber episode special, where the biggest announcement in YSK history is coming. This week's secret code is hubba, Bubba, Lisp, HBL, HB HB HB Hubbubba HB. HBL. Oh, HBubba Lisp. Remember, one out of two Guadmary's

I'll make it home to Christmas and we will see you next time.