You Should Know Podcast - THE BIGGEST SURPRISE EVER! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: February 19, 2024

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The You Should Know Podcast. The You Should Know Podcast. Oh, you're a cat boy now? What is that? Oh, you look good. Don't back that thing up on me. All right, all right. Let's sit down. Let's sit down.

You ready? I am ready. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 100. Round of applause, please. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go! Hell yeah, that's awesome. Hey everybody, welcome back to the Uchino Podcast, episode 100. One more round of applause for episode 100. We did it. We did it. We did do it. We did it. Bring it in, buddy.

Hey, proud of you. Proud of you. I'm proud of you. I'm more proud. I'm more proud of you. My hand's on top. Hello, good morning. Good morning. There's so much confetti everywhere. It is episode 100. Hey, everybody. What? Scale of 1 to 10, how tight is your crotch?

I have tight crotch syndrome. I'm at about 11.3. The pants are tight. It feels like someone has mangled my manhood and is literally trying to make a closed fist. Now, episode 100, for the audio listeners, we are wearing suits wearing suits you can't see and we're not wearing socks rented rented tuxes with no socks yeah we're i'm not gonna i'm not gonna lie though i know it's episode 100 the whole theme is unity and we've made it yeah i got socks on you do i have socks on you boozled me i have have i I been pranked? You are raw dogging a rental boot when you have talon and helmet toes. That's a federal crime.

Okay, you want to know? I have a small layer of fabric. At least I have the decency of knowing what to do when I'm wearing a suit. That's very true. Damn it. Hold on. I knew I was about to. Okay, and a special.

Okay, before we start, if you're new here, if you haven't already, and you look below, you see the subscribe button isn't pressed, what are they Cam? You're wrong. If you look even more below there and you see the conversation is fulfilled with your name, guess what? Even more wrong. Go and feel that out, get your good karma. Oh my God, it feels so good to have you here whenever I do it.

I love it. I love it. I like it. Now, let's break down what episode 100 is going to be. We have a packed studio here with everybody that has been here since episode one. Y'all look so good. We have the whole fam and team behind us. This episode is going to be riddled with surprises.

Announcements. But before we do any announcements, any surprises, like I said, episode 100 is going to change the You Should Know podcast forever. You got to stick around through the whole episode. You don't know when it's going to come. It's going to randomly pop up. A surprise will be coming to you. But before we do that, I think it's only right we pop a little champagne.

Hello. Let's break something down real quick. Let's break something down. I know I'm the hardest on us. I am the hardest on us. I give us a hard time. But it's because I want the best for us. But I think episode 100 is the time where we sit back for a second

and we appreciate what we've done. Now, first things first... Do you need help? Now, first things first, Cam joined, obviously, and that's where we started the 1-100. For the first, how many episodes were you a teacher? If my math is mathing, let's see. Back to summer of 23 was, so I would say around, what was that?

Six, seven months. So about maybe all the way up to 65-ish I was teaching. So from episode one to 65, and we're only on episode 100. Cam was a full-time teacher. He would go from teaching to coaching basketball to driving 45 minutes in traffic oh god no in traffic is about an hour 10 i love your buddy give me those miles guy because if i ever get audited it was an hour 10 hour 10 in traffic swear to god and that 07 honda pilot 7 pilot dealing with children all day man coming here giving full energy for me for this company for this podcast and for all you watchers and listeners so one time round of

applause for Carlos Cam thank you buddy thank you buddy and then some milestones that we hit from episode one to 100 we hit 100,000 subscribers 100k I dude I remember that like it was yesterday it was it was so amazing it was so surreal speaking of you were in your classroom when we hit it and I was facetiming you around your students i was i actually demanded some of the students i said all right all right what are y'all doing right now i said okay we're not you're done with your work just just be here for me in this in this moment and then uh now we're pushing up on half of a million that deserves a round and say that deserves a million um that's crazy um some more statistics in from episode one to 100 we were top we hit charted top five times top five comedy podcasts on spotify yep we also hit top 15

podcasts on spotify all all genres all genres and um we've also sold out one, two, three live shows. Three live shows now? Three live shows. God, we've been blessed. God has been watching over. Very blessed. You should know podcasts. Highly favored.

The most important thing is we have the best fan base out of everybody. When we meet you on the streets, whenever we go to live shows, we do the meet and greets, the energy, the comment section, the Discord, the watch party, all of these things, we're so blessed and so thankful for y'all. Y'all do things that most other podcast fan bases don't do, so don't ever go one day without knowing how much we appreciate you and everything you do. One time for the Ushino podcast fans. All right, all right, all right, Mr. Sappy.

Since we already had that, it's not as sappy. Oh, my sweet Jesus. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And that goes to show there's never a dull moment with Ushino. There's a hole in our ceiling and his entire leprous is drenched and it's going to be sticky. You did? No, Shnup. There's a hole in our ceiling, and his entire leprous is drenched, and it's going to be sticky.

You did? No, you did not. My wife just said she shook that bottle up. She's probably thinking I was going to open it, but joke's on you. Your couch is soiled. And this is the new one. We switched couches. God, I don't even have a flute. I don't have my flute. Okay, but while he's pouring up his own glass, because

it always seems – thank you so much, Ryan. Thank you so much. Yeah, I guess I'll drink air. Pretty cool. I'll drink air. I'll drink air. Yeah, I'll drink air.

I'll drink air. Here you go, Cam. Guys, I promise you this is going to be a regular podcast. We have topics. We have everything. But we just want to take some time to appreciate this moment. We've worked very hard for this. It's been a lot of ups and downs, more ups anything so going so going back to that right yeah even though payton's is the the

sap god and he knows how to pull at heartstrings right this man this man i'm about to be honest too this man deserves his flowers as well and he always ends up pouring a bottle while he's getting talked about or responding to an email he doesn't know how to take the love that he 100% deserves. So what do you want me to do? How do I act? I want you to sit there and listen to these words because they're 100% true. Okay. So yes, I did work hard. Yes, all of our friends worked hard. Yes, you have worked hard, but not a single ounce drop drip, nothing. None of this would be here if it wasn't for you. You had free education, denied it to chase your dream. You were a promising athlete, denied it, left it in the past

because this is where your heart truly was. Yes. So to say we worked hard, it's a true statement, and it's very honorable, thank you, but you have 100% worked harder. None of us would be in the position we are without you you chased a dream relentlessly you have constant ambition and you absolutely followed what your heart was saying and i believe that is for a reason so without you you should know would not

be a thing so round of applause to uncle P, buddy. Can I get a hug? You can get a hug. Thank you, buddy. That's very nice. You're welcome. That's very nice. Yeah, I'm not done. I got a little more.

I got a little more about Uncle P. I can't take it. He can't see. He can't take it. So that's just the origin story, happiness, and giving him his homage, as some would say. I would say flowers. Well, flowers his homage, as some would say. I would say flowers. Well, flowers, homage, it's synonymous. But Uncle P works relentlessly, like nonstop.

And to a point where his loved ones, we need to tell him, yo, like, you can come hang out for the night. And he's just so, he is dedicated to this for y'all. So I know he already tapped in on the fans, on how amazing y'all are. But he literally, like almost every second, he is thinking, what can we do for them? How can we make this better? What went wrong here? What could go better in this next one? So he's always on his grind.

So it's just nothing but appreciation. So yes, you are hard on us, but i believe you're more hard on yourself and that has gotten you and all of us to where we are but you should definitely you know give yourself more praise and more flowers more often because you are a hard-working man and you deserve it oh thank you thank you i appreciate that it's very nice that's very nice i actually do have one more one more it's not about you no it's not about you i can't it's no no you. I was about to say, I can't fucking take it. No, it's not. He's like, I'm crying over here. What if I looked at him and there was literally water running down?

He was just like, you have damn glasses. We look like the men in black. We do. You're the men in white. Last one. I'm the men in white. I'm the man in white. Hello.

Last one is a very special shout out to four people that I know are watching right now. His parents. Oh, yes. My parents. Oh, my God. To wrap it up quickly and not go into both of them. It takes a lot for your side to just support a young man that has free education, that could continue on college, that could continue and get a degree that could stay in this, some would say cookie cutter field

and whatnot to just support him when he said, mom, Dad, yo, I want to drop out. This is what I want to do. This is what means something to me. This is how I'm going to impact the world. So your parents did that with open arms. It's more love than you could ever imagine and supported you the whole way. Thank you so much, parents. Mama Harden, sexy bald-headed Daddy Harden.

Thank y'all so much. And I want to thank Preston as well. And Preston, yes. He doesn't know this, but he's been my biggest inspiration my entire life. So thank you to all y'all. I did not intentionally leave you out. You're just not his father, Preston. Now, he actually hates you, Preston, because of your feet. I love you and your feet.

They're amazing in person. And then thank you to my parents as well. It's obviously a different story, but me saying i'm gonna stop teaching i'm gonna stop this you know guaranteed job that i can do for a long time and build a pension and all that i'm gonna stop this to do something that i want to do and support my friend and believe and put all my chips on us and so it takes a lot from y'all as well obviously it's a different kind of dynamic but thank thank y'all for believing, too. I want to thank your parents as well, too, because I remember I had a conversation, and I'm not going to say exactly what I said to your parents until it happens,

but I don't even know if they'll remember this conversation. I think it was either me and your mom or me, your mom, and your dad, all in their kitchen. And I said something to them about you about the podcast it hasn't happened yet but it is going to happen and i want to thank you all for not making me feel crazy when i said this because whatever they their reaction to whatever i said kind of solidified that i knew it was going to happen so thank you all for believing in us so shout out to the parents of YSK at one time. All right.

Tears and everything, they're over. Enough of the sappy shit. It's like I take off my glasses. I'm the one like, I'm like, let's take a toast to episode 100 and then we're going to get right into this stuff. It got so bright. It's so quick.

Good Lord. Cheers to the You Should Know podcast. To the You Should Know podcast. To all the people watching, listening, cheers to your water, Red Bull, or champagne, if you got it. Or whatever you're doing. Hello. Okay.

That's good. It's fantastic that we did this. But I think before we get into any of the regular You Should Know podcast stuff, I think it's time for the biggest surprise in You Should Know history. Now, I'm going to need everybody in here. I need all three of y'all to turn around. I got to grab it out of my bag. I need all three.

Ryan, you're included. Turn around. I need you to. No, no, no. I need to. Honestly, do not look back here. Like, close your eyes whenever you're doing that. Don't look in that window.

Yeah, look away and close your eyes. Please, please, please, please, please. I'm not going to hurt anybody. I'm not going to lie. I'm not eating anything today. No, no, no. You're not eating anything. This is the biggest surprise in You Should Know podcast history.

Nobody knows about this. Are you ready? Close your eyes, everybody, now. Oh, God. Everybody close your eyes. If something touches me, I have the right to hit it. If something touches me. Everybody, one, two, three.

The new logo of the You Should Know podcast. Oh, shit. The official new logo of the You Should Know podcast. What? Yeah. We have officially rebranded after 100 episodes. I don't know if y'all know how hard this process was. I do look good.

You look fantastic. You never know. Bro, what? That's the new logo of the You Should Know podcast. It's only right. It only makes sense. The other one was whenever I first started it, and it carried on because it caught quick, and I wanted to do it right.

And I feel like I hit the nail on the head with this one hopefully it's good hope everybody likes it we all approve okay it's very bro so you will never see the you should know podcast logo without cam's face in it ever again he is the you should know podcast we are the you should know podcast and this is now the official logo of the Ushino Podcast. I'm not going to lie. My eyes are watering. I'm not going to lie. Yeah.

And even cooler. Bro. You go ahead and say something. I can't say much. Go ahead. Go. I was just staring at it. It's like, it's so surreal.

Yeah. Oh, shit. You cry? Don't cry because I'll cry. I'm not trying to. I wasn't expecting that reaction. Now I'm crying. It's just coming.

Yeah, well, I'm going to be on my phone for a little bit. I'm really trying to stop it. It's like my heart's just getting warm. My eyes are watering, dog. Same. It's bad. Don't look at me. I feel like the bachelor party all over again.

Oh, don't look at me. Okay. Well That's gonna be uh, oh every No, I first off whoever made it wherever you got that from I look good I finally could I finally good That's my been a character made of me. I was like this Shit Wow good i finally good that was my main character made of me i was like disgusting i finally good oh shit wow uh wow i wasn't expecting it to be an emotional thing but now it is that's why that's why that's why i never told you don't even understand i've been asking i was like yo do i don't need to bring something for this surprise like what is this surprise you keep saying bro that's gonna be oh the instagram the youtube uh every branding

um we're gonna release merch with this logo on um so yeah oh man so the official you should know i'm very happy with this uh it feels better it feels right i like this a lot and i want to shout out to the creator of this and what makes it even better the creator of this is a fan of the you should know podcast his name is logan mcclellan shout out logan man um i want to see his instagram i'm gonna link his instagram below in the description he is a fantastic artist the crazy thing is i was just randomly going through my stop looking at me i'm sure i'm good i'm good um the crazy thing i was going through my Instagram request and he made a logo of your face in the thing that's just your face and I said that is fantastic and this is a while ago I do look good I've been hiding this for so long so and it's so many times and you've been snooping on my

like not snooping on my computer but that's why I haven't put my computer for the ads recently because like the off chance you're just a lazy bastard i was like i was trying to keep you away from my laptop at all all chances but now i feel horrible i was like i was trying to keep you away from it um my parents my parents reviewed it oh my god whenever we're off camera i'm gonna show y'all i've so many trials of different people i've gone through through these months to get this done. So bad. And I want to show you the other ones. That's why I'm saying praise to Logan.

I normally look like an ogre in fan drawing. Logan's Instagram is going to be put right here so y'all can go follow him. He is a part of UChino Podcast history forever. He made the new logo. So one more time for the new logo of the You Should Know podcast. I'm very happy with this. I can't hug Logan, but I got to hug you. Just another hug. We're still hugging. I'm glad you like it. I was really worried that you wouldn't like it.

Bro, that's fire. That's so good. It's so good. I go, is this not me? Wow, bro. Wow. Yeah, biggest surprise is... That's why I was saying the You Should Know podcast would never be the same, and it is exactly how it should have been and how it should be. So thank you for going 100 episodes just looking at my 18-year-old face. I was going to look at your 18-year-old face for the rest of my life, so that's fine.

Another cop. Cheers to that. And then we're going to get into the rest of the episode. We're going to do an ad break and then get into the rest of the episode. Say less. The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. 2024 is here and is in full swing.

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You use that? My God, I had to give you mine. You use it so much. I use it so much. It's because I have sweaty crotch and nasty stench syndrome from my crotch. I put that bald deodorant on. I have never been more confident that's your favorite thing you know what my favorite thing is tell me it's absolutely waterproof oh the lawnmower

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You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I didn't think it was going to get that sentimental. I was like, this is going to be really cool for the podcast. You know all the thanks we said at the beginning yeah it's like when i looked at that all of it got balled into one and just like hit me in the chest and i was my shit got warm and i was like oh god it's happening yeah i've been sitting on that for so long and the fact that it's finally out it feels so good shout out to logan again shout out logan bro that's sick amazing um fantastic for keeping uh keeping it a secret but screw you at the same time yeah golly because you were like i know you're a mess you're like

what is the big i feel like i should know the big surprise i asked him every day i was like bro do i need to like prepare something i was like what is what is that like am i bringing something and every day i'd have to lie and be like no no i'm gonna tell you i'm gonna tell you i got it i'm just like oh cool you got it um yeah but that was the thank you part of the podcast but before we end the thank yous okay you already know i already know there's probably some comment you're already getting ready to fill out the comments y'all thought we forgot what about what about what about what about there is a massive massive thank you that has to be issued big last one i promise and then we're gonna get to the funny getting to the goofies we're getting to the stories but you already know who be issued. Big. Last one, I promise. And then we're going to get to the funnies. We're getting to the goofies. We're getting to the stories.

But you already know who we're about to thank. The one, the only, the HBIC herself, my beautiful, gorgeous, amazing, loving wife, Mama Liv. Mama Liv, one time. Round of applause for Mama Liv. So I'm going to say my piece. If you want to say something, you can. Oh, I do. But Liv has been, I talked about the parental aspect of trusting me leaving my

job but like it's that times 10 when it comes to my wife yeah so me and my wife had set careers and to look at someone that's there for you every morning every night in bed when you wake up look right into her eyes and she just believes in me me 100%. It gives me an unmatched confidence as a man that I have a partner that just absolutely believes in me, loves me, respects me, appreciates my work ethic, and I'm getting emotional again. Yeah, y'all my f***ers. It's y'all's segment. I can't.

I'm going to cry. But she's been everything to me me and this is my voice is cracking his dick uh she's been everything to me like just a rock and my words are I'm losing my words but hold on I'm gonna get it I can't I can't I'm a nasty crier so if I cry it's gonna be gross it's gonna be gross so I just I gotta breathe breathe. But to say a thank you to Liv would be an understatement. She is, I mean, she has been there since day one. She took on, I mean, like an unpaid role as our assistant. She's doing so, anybody that got merch, she fulfilled the order.

Anybody that got an email, that was her responding. She speaks to our agents. She writes notes for us. She takes notes in meetings. She has her own ideas. She willingly said, hey, I would love to have my own thing for Patreon. All the Koala members that have built a community with her, and now she's here.

Oh, don't look at me. That's why I'm looking at the confetti. Yeah, but I mean, she, a true day one. She has been here from the jump. She was there in Arkansas when we shot our first ever episode together. Oh, my God. She helped with that. I mean, she's literally just been there since the jump.

She was there with just on the phone calls that me and Peyton shared about when I wasn't even on the pod, when he was just running ideas past me. And to say, again, to say a thank you to live is is almost meaningless like she deserves so much more she's done everything for us she's she really is like you know she like we're we're the podcast and she is like the glue that is just she helps us in so many ways it can't even go i mean words can't even describe it she's just amazing and then the wife part just brings it to an even deeper level and that's why i was getting emotional because part just brings it to an even deeper level and that's why I was getting emotional because it's like it's different if she was our assistant and

and did all these things but a worker she's she's my lover at the end of the day and she my lover like she she's just there for me in every way and it's amazing she's been on my ass when I need to edit things she's been on Peyton's ass. Like, she really is Mama Liv, and she's just so special. She's just so special. I've told you, my words are excellent. I'll pick you up. Don't worry. I'm going to have to look at the confetti because if I look over there,

I'll see her. Like, as soon as my eyes go up, it always locks in with Liv. So I'm going to look at this nice confetti pile we made. So like Cam said, yeah, Liv was there for the beginning, not only for the beginning of when Cam came on, but from the idea of me dropping out of school. And she's always been so supportive, even whenever we were just in school. She was like a second mom to me.

She would take care of me when I was sick. She would wash my hair. Okay, so sorry to interrupt. No, you're good. That's literally where that's where mama live comes from is from her relationship with this man like that's where the the joke of mama live comes from like he was he was so close to me and we were roommates and she was doing things for him as like a second like mom away from home like it's just it's unreal her her love her heart is just so big yeah yep all right

mama live hey god damn why are you crying dog i can't look at you when you're crying and then i know i know i'm sorry uh all right so now i'm gonna turn this stuff i can't just go into funny stuff i can't just go into funny stuff so i'm I can't just go into funny stuff, so I'm going to say another announcement real quick. Oh, shit. I love you. Another announcement. We have more. Don't look at me. I love you.

Don't look at me. I know I can see it through the camera. Another announcement. Not the biggest announcement yet. We have another big announcement coming later in the podcast, but I'm going to be on Twitch.

Yes. Let's go. Twitch is live right now. It's twitch.com slash Peyton Harden. So just go click that, follow that. For those who are wondering what the Twitch is going to be like, everything. You thought I was weird here?

Wait until you see me live. So it's going to be cool stuff. Everybody's going to be in it. Cam, of course, Liv, Ashley, and Ryan. Everybody's going be cool stuff it's gonna everybody's gonna be in it cam of course live ashlyn ryan everybody's gonna be in it we have some great things planned for the first stream ever which is coming in a couple weeks uh whenever we get off this first leg of tour uh it's gonna be so exciting so many fun things coming i i felt a way being like i only get to talk to them once a week i only get to talk to them on a week. I only get to talk to them on Mondays. I want to have an avenue where we can just live talk to each other.

And TikTok is a big platform. We have 3 million followers on there. I feel like everybody that's in that chat room is not really a fan. I feel like the people that go over to twitch.com slash Payton Harden, link in the description, they'll be like, I'm here because I want to be here. It's like a Discord fam, but with live communication. It's going to be so fantastic. You know all the amazing moments we share in Discord

and all the funny things that are shared constantly. It's like that, but now it's like immediate responses, talking with them immediately. One of the first things I want to do on Twitch, I've never said this to you, we're going to play 2K against each other for $5,000. We're going to do a $5,000 2K game. Bro, I don't know if I can do this.

I was like, I don't know if I'm willing. Maybe $500. I don't know if I can cough up. Going on Twitch, it reminds me of the summertime. I don't know. Whenever I was creating the account, and y'all see it, it just reminded me of summer. It's a strange thing to say, but you remember some middle of february but do you remember like summer as a kid summer as a kid was fantastic i had a buzz cut and i'd pack my army men and my wrestlers and i'd go to my grandma's wait what yeah i'd pack a wrestler

i'd pack a duffel bag i'd bring my wwe ring all my action figures i'd go to my grandma she had a fireplace i'd prop it up and yeah no one thing i did in the summer okay i need to know if your parents did this to you in the summer i need to know if y'all's parents did this to you in the summer chip you off excuse me mine would get rid of me they'd say hey hey take that big-headed kid pack that nasty blue duffel send him to meemaw it's like we can't have you for eight hours a day oh no shot but my dad every summer would get me math booklets hell no y'all didn't get math booklets in the summer i got yugioh cards and millsbury no it was literally like a hundred page like paperback booklet that was like laminated not paperback but laminated front booklet and you would sit me and preston down and you'd be like y'all gotta do 20 math problems today and we do it the

whole summer maybe maybe hot take maybe that's why you dropped out you you were getting extracurricular shit from like seven up and by the time you hit 20 you're like i'm done i can't i can't i don't want math problems mark no he would be like i want money i want freedom like you'd be like you gotta stay sharp school's coming around and you'd gotta stay sure we'd drive like 35 40 minutes to go get these booklets from like this specific place where they had them and they were sought after that much there's supply and demand they were vintage i he'd take us to the bank, too. It was a shit day when we had to go get those booklets. That's ass, bro.

You know what makes it worse? Whenever the Scholastic Book Fair came to the school. Do you remember the Scholastic? I loved the Book Fair. Oh, my God. You get those Dirk Nowitzki posters. Oh, my God. I had one.

No, I got some blood flows just now thinking about it. I had a Tim Duncan for whatever reason. I had a Timmy, too. Never liked the Spurs. Appreciated Tim's game, but never liked the Spurs. Don't know why I bought it. I had a Tim Duncan for whatever reason. I had a Timmy too. Never liked the Spurs. Appreciated Tim's game, but never liked the Spurs. Don't know why I bought it. I think it was just a basketball player. It was the only one there.

But everybody else is getting, I don't even want to be a kid. Oh, yeah. Harry Potter. Demi Lovato. Posters. You know what Mark said? Hey, I'll give you this $20. You better get that book.

Every book fair, he would make me, he would say, sometimes he would say you have to get you can get one poster but you have to get one math booklet that's for the summer it would piss me off and we'd be impressed it would be sitting at the dining room table he'd be like whip it out you want to know the lamest thing ever in book fair when i think of it i just thought of this what so my mom every book year i would just get book year every book fair i'd get 20 bones yeah okay 20 bones in a back rub she'd say book year, every book fair, I'd get 20 bones. Yeah. Okay, 20 bones in a back rub. She'd say, hey, you got to get one book.

I'd get 20 bones, right? The books that I would get, either Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Magic Treehouse, Captain Underpants. They were all around five bucks, right? Five bucks. Posters were about five bucks. The pencils and shit. All the cool stuff. You got pencils at the book fair?

It was a swag item. You were that kind of kid. Because if you didn't have pencils to go you would flex your pencils i literally had a collection of pencils and i played sumo wrestling in ymca one day after after school and i stabbed myself with my own collection the nurse had to put scissors in my stomach to get the lead out please tell me they were at least mechanical no they're wooden you got number two yellows i had about 60 different patterned wooden pencils double rubber banded in my backpack put it around as a shell one day bumped it went and i went oh don't feel good

and then i told my yfca counselor i said hey something's wrong i started bleeding through my shirt they took me to the nurse used scissors to get the lead out still have the lead mark to this day that's so strange the weirdest thing i did with like pencils and that kind of stuff at the book fair is i had to get to like the attached erasers of like. I'd get those. Like Hello Kitty. It was like 25 cents a pop. Hello Kitty is a bit, it's a bit much.

I would just get little diamond ones. I'd get a pink diamond, but not a pink cat. Anyway, one year my mom handed me the 20, routine work, right? Yeah. The same time the book fair was up, there was this little jewelry pop up. I said, you know what? I'm going to surprise the hell out of my mama, and I'm going to get her a bracelet.

You got your mom a book fair bracelet? No, no, no. It wasn't a book fair. No, it wasn't a book fair. It was a jewelry shop. It wasn't even in the book fair. It was a thing where I schooled it. No, you were so rich.

Your school was phenomenally rich. No, it was not. Y'all took buses to field day. Mine was in a parking lot surrounded by cones. Your field day was asshole. Exactly. Horrid. You had vendors at your field day, mine was in a parking lot surrounded by cones. Your field day was asshole. Exactly. Horrid. You had vendors at your field day. Yeah.

I had my dad get bit by a dog cop. A dog cop. You had funnel cakes and shit. Bro. All it was was the concession stand was open. And Van Cleef came to your book fair to give you bracelets. Van Cleef did not come. Anyway, there was like, so there was the book fair.

Where was your book fair at, first off? My library. If you would have said something like, in the back closet, I'd be like, yeah, your school just sucked. I'd be like, in the science lab. Ours was in the library, right? In the opposite hallway, there was this room. It was like a one, it never happened again.

I never saw it again. So it was like this one year, I think it was like a fundraiser never happened again i never had a saw it again so it's like this one year i think it's like a fundraiser you know they do like cookies and stuff yes i think this one was just like a jewelry one but it was the same time as the book fair because when you're six you don't make money you don't have a payroll so i asked my mom said hey can i get 20 bucks for the book fair so i go to school i go straight into the jewelry thing and i'm talking to this grown-ass woman i don't know anything about life i'm like i'm like yeah i'll go 20 what can i get she's like you can look over here i'm like okay i'm trying to spend my mom's money on jewelry for my mom can you help me she's like yes so i'm looking and i guess i just like the gold one okay i get her this gold bracelet it was all 20 bones

it's 20 on the dot no tax handed the bill i get the bracelet came in a little thing and everything and I guess I just liked the gold one. Okay. I get her this gold bracelet. It was all 20 bones. It's 20 on the dot. No tax. Handed the bill. I get the bracelet. Came in a little thing and everything, right? Yeah.

You thought you were popping. Bro, I thought I was the shit. When I tell you, I bring this bitch home, hand it to my mom. Bro, it couldn't even fit my wrist.

Like I didn't even try it in the store. I literally said, mama, I bought you this. And I handed it to her. She's like, oh my God, that's so, she was fantastic. store. I literally said, Mama, I bought you this. And I handed it to her. She's like, Oh my God, that's so,

she was fantastic. Yeah, I know she was like, this is the best thing ever. She's like, you're such an, you're angel scent. You're from heaven. You're the best.

And she goes, put on, she's like, and I was like, I was like, Mama, and she's trying to, bro,

the shit didn't fit. She never wore it a day in her life. Did your parents, $20 wasted down the drain Did your parents put up like your artwork on the fridge My mom has a Two foot thick Purple octagon That's like her keep safe shit

My teeth hair Random Yeah my mom has Wait no no no No no she doesn't Your mom keeps your childhood action figures in the purse No, she doesn't She doesn't have them in her purse

But she has them So, long story short I love you, Lisa, goddamn So, long story short I might have been on the radar Whatever the case A little twisted, right? I always had three

I had, at one point, I had like eight But I had three main ones They were like yay big Like little three, three and a half inch uh it was gi joe i loved them but their body they weren't stiff it was like with the little elastic bands so it's like they were stiff but they could move and distort it's it's weird it's a weird toy right i never had that so it was like this big three different men i can tell you what else is that big stop it so i'm talking about seven year old me stop it yep you're

a creep here we go so i would always have them so anytime i had to go anywhere with my mom yeah grocery store go to me mom's house pick up a prescription whatever the case may be she had them in her purse to where when i was in the backseat i said mom can i have my men and i would just call him my men that's a crazy thing to say like mom can i have my men give me my man so i would grab the men and i bros it was the best shit ever i was acting i was having them jump off the car uh little armrest they're like fighting i took a red marker one time and drew it on his face as if he was bleeding bro like it was it was the dopest shit ever did you ever kiss your barbies never owned a barbie

never smooched a toy i don't i don't smooch I don't smooch plastic. Don't smooch plastic. Wait, what? Y'all are creeps. Okay, order in the court. Yeah, to end that story, she still has those to this day in that keep safe. Because I had them everywhere for probably five, six years, bro. That's dope. Summertime as a kid has to be the best time ever.

But you know, summertime as an adult can be even better. Why? I think it's time for another announcement. Oh. The You Should Know Podcast is going on tour summer 2024. Boo. Boo. Boo.

Boo. Boo. And guess what? Boo. Boo. I'm going to read out the cities right now. Read them. Dates. Dates and venues are tentative.

To be announced. They will to be announced. Not tentative because there's no dates. TBA, TBD, cities are for sure. Dates, you'll hear when we get closer to it. Okay, you ready? Tell them, Dr. P. Can I say a couple?

Yeah, say a couple. Here, let me see the list. You say left. I'll say right. Okay. We are going to... Are you ready? Here we go.

This summer, the Uchino Podcast is finishing this leg of the tour. Hello. Which is going to be the same show that we've done. The same show. Spoiler alerts. The same show. So don't comment your favorite part. There we go.

Because it's happening again. This summer. In a city near you. And then this is the end of this tour. There we go. We're not again This summer In a city near you And then this is the end of this tour There we go We're not touring for a little while Alright We're going to Houston

Hey H-Town baby I need y'all to clap After every Every goddamn city Hurston Hurston I can't wait for this one

We're going to Las Vegas I'm gonna be like 500 on blood We're going to Las Vegas. I'm going to be like, 500 on black. We're going to Philadelphia. Hey, the city of brotherly love. And the bitch-ass Eagles Cowboys. Sorry. And we're going to Chicago. Hey.

Hey. Chirac. You know what I'm saying? Because he screamed and it made me nervous. But I'm so excited to go to Chicago. I have nothing against the Bears, but I don't like the Eagles. I love Philadelphia. Never been, but I don't like the Eagles.

I've been to Philadelphia. It's cool. We are also going. We're going to take a little trip back to Colorado. We're going to Denver. We're going to Denver. Denver, baby. We are also.

Might need a little bit of lotion, a little sunscreen. We're going to the hot, beautiful city of Phoenix. We're going to Phoenix. Phoenix. And. I love Phoenix. And. We are also going to.

Where? Dung. Dung. Washington, D.C. Washington, D.C. We're going to where? Dung. Dung. Washington, D.C. Washington, D.C., we're going to the Capitol. I'm going to be the president of the United States. Woo! That is the cities we are going to.

We're going to the You Should Know Podcast Tour this summer. Summer 2024. Summer 2024. That is what? A mere three, three and a half months away? Yeah, it's coming up. It's coming quick. We're coming to you.

And you will see us. You will see us. It's going to be gorgeous. It's going to be fantastic. It's going to be amazing. One more time for all the people, in case you didn't hear him, because he was very explicit with it, so you probably did. But in case you didn't, it's the same show. This is still the 2023-2024 tour same show this is still the the 2023 2024

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It's giving job interview, both of us. Like, I'm thinking stepbrothers, like, with a job interview. Yeah. But then I thought, I was like, bro, wait. He's never had an interview. Like, you've never worked a corporate job. I never have. I want to know how it goes.

I feel like I'd be really good in a job interview. In a job interview. I feel like I'd do fantastic. Because I'm a good, like. You think you'd be good in a job interview when you can't even, like, you get stressed in a Kroger. Like, aisle nine. You're like, ah, ah. You think you'd be good one-on-one. They're asking you personal questions.

Yeah, ask me something, and I bet I can do good. Say you were the boss at a job, and I'll do it. Let's do it. Say less. Peyton, mock draft interview. Here we go.

Never had a corporate job. Put you under the gun. My God, watch this first question. Hold on. You ready? Thank you for your time today. Thank you for showing up. It means a lot.

I'm Peyton. I already know that. I accepted your application. I actually screened through it. So what do you know about our company? That's not fair. You have to say what job it is. That's why I asked that.

You're like, all right, you pick the job. What would you work? I don't know. Okay, let's say we're at, we'll do some pick the job. What would you work? I don't know. Okay, let's say we're at, we'll do something easy, Dick's Sporting Goods. Would I wear a suit to it? You're not going to wear a suit to it, but Dick's Sporting Goods. No, say I'm a lawyer. A lawyer.

I would never be a lawyer. You failed the bar every time you took it. You can never be a lawyer. It took me three years to complete two of my basics. Keep going. Chase Bank. You're a teller. Okay, my basics. Keep going. Chase Bank. You're a teller. Okay, I'm a teller at Chase Bank.

I'm not good with money. How's it going, Mr. Harden? Thank you for your time today. I really appreciate you showing up. Thank you. I wasn't done talking. Yeah, don't interrupt me. That's kind of how the corporate office works.

So I was wondering, are you crying? What are you doing? Are you crying? You shook my hand really hard. I shook your hand hard. Sorry. You should be. I shook your hand hard. Sorry. You should be. I want the job.

Why do you want the job? Excuse me? Why do you want the job? I don't think I could do good. Is your thing too tight? You seem to be slouching. I don't think you're getting enough oxygen. That's not...

That's so job... They asked me that in a job interview? Yeah. He's being mean, right? I'm not being mean. You were choking on your own saliva. So I said, I think you should ask me again. Ask me to start question. We're going to start again. Okay. How's it going, Mr. Harden? Thank you for your time today. Thank you for showing up. Uh, just tell me something about you real quick. I'm Peyton. I know that 24. I also know that I'll reword it. Tell me something that wasn't on the application.

Tell me about you. Why are you scratching your face? You think Chase Bank's funny? No, I actually like him. You think our institution's a joke? I played basketball in college. How's that going to help you? How is that going to help you with a teller?

That wasn't on my resume. You said that to say something that's on my resume maybe something that can add value to this i was i worked at orange theory in sales okay i want you to look at this real quick so we're in my office because i work good and i got promoted right why are you whispering to me we're in my office you can speak like a man why are you shaking your me? We're in my office. You can speak like a man. Why are you shaking your head no? You don't believe what I say? Do you need an oxygen tank? Or a van?

A van? A van. You're going to drive off? Oh my God, you want to get in the vault? You're trying to get the jobs. You can be an inside guy. I just want a van. Van?

Why do you keep saying van? Don't clear your spit. You've got a lot of spit with me, young man. All right, you know what? We're going to go to the second question I always ask someone. What would you do for this company if an armed robber came in? Sh... Okay.

So not only did you not read our policies and guidelines on carrying personal firearms, but you would shoot it. I know the answer. It's your answer. There's not a set. I pressed the red panic button. There you go. Where is that located at?

Did you do your research? Under the desk. To your right or left? Wrong. It's to your left. I'll find it. You'll find it? Oh, but see, I love how you think it's funny.

In that three seconds that you might be finding the button, Rebecca is gone. Can you ask me more questions, please? I will ask you more questions. If you stop crying, creep. What made you want to get into banking? I need money. You need money. I'm passionate about finance.

Does J.P. Morgan look like a charity? I thought you were Chase. J.P. Morgan, Chase. Do you know where you're at? Do you know where you're at do you know where you're at right now sir it's the same it's interesting how someone can have such a good haircut so little upstairs i want to be in this job because i am passionate about finance why are you passionate about it i like i like the the i like money and how it works. How does it work?

You lose it and you win it. So you like to gamble. You're a gambler. We don't actually appreciate gamblers in our institution. Are you trying to achieve something or just bring me down? No, I'm trying to see if you're ready for the job because these are questions that any given customer can ask you. This is how job interviews go?

And the fact that you're smiling, salivating, gasping for air, and laughing, I don't feel comfortable. I have a severe anxiety disorder. And that's why you're not getting the job. That's exactly why I'd say, you know what? Next. Next. Let's try a more low-key job.

You're trying to get a job at, like, the deli guy at, like, a Publix. I can't cook. Give me something else. No, if I ever. Hey, if this ever ended, if the podcast ever ended, I will be Publix. I can't cook. Give me something else. No, if I ever... If this ever ended, if the podcast ever ended, I will be under a bridge. You would be absolutely jobless.

I would be... Unemployment checks. Were you in a gang as a kid? Did you have gangs? Like your friends? You weren't in a gang as a kid? We had a Facebook page called Bloody Diamonds. What?

That was about it. It was like me and Sanjan. It was like me and sanjan it was like me sanjan and austin and it was about quick scoping what is the name bloody diamonds i don't know we looked up google images bloody diamonds there's a picture that was our banner on the facebook page oh nothing there's three members probably not don't search it i don't know okay we had to get you were in a gang no but like you know as a kid when you're riding around on your bicycles and you would meet at the like the little energy pumps you'd meet oh i did have outside time you'd meet the little energy pumps

right the little green little green boxes outside the neighborhood do you remember those yeah you know what i'm talking about did you just call those energy pumps? As if you could go up to it and just get a boost. I have no idea what those are for. Electrical box. Electrical box. Energy pump, electrical box. Do you need electricity to get energy?

No. Oh. No. Yeah, no. Duh. Sure don't. I. Yeah, no. Duh. Sure don't. I don't get it. So you met at the energy post.

Yeah, we would all ride our bikes. And what gang affiliation did you do? We would all ride our bikes and we're like... We're the... Ours was called the gutter gang. We're the gutter gang. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Yeah, that's just hard. GGs. Bro, the... Oh! Oh, GGs. Oh my god Yeah that's just hard GG's Oh GG's The GG's The gutter gang This is absolutely solidifying my point That you wanted to be a Disney all star

You wanted to be on a Disney billboard We were the gutter gang What'd you do steal newspapers Playing the gutter We went into like the big sewage gutters billboard. We were the gutter gang. What'd you do? Steal newspapers? Play in the gutter. We went into the big sewage gutters that were big. You know how there's a little hill and there's the big open circle and you go through the gutters? We would play in those.

We were the gutter gang. And then we'd pop up in the light. You didn't want to see us when we came out the gutter. We stayed in the gutter to keep the streets clean. And then we came out and something was happening. You were a rat. You were a master splinter. You were a rat. You were a teenage ninja turtle.

You didn't have a gang. Like, obviously, no, like, blood in, blood out. We were just like, we're friends. Let's give ourselves a cool name. And then high school. No, no, no, no. Oh, absolutely not. I don't give a shit about high school.

You just admitted to me and Earth that you played in a gutter. To think about you crawling out of a gutter. You've never played in a gutter? That's why you're the dirty one. Gutters were fun as a kid. You'd ride your bicycles down there and you'd get your flashlights.

It's an aluminum tube! Of shit! No, it didn't smell bad shit no it didn't smell bad ours didn't smell bad oh it didn't smell bad it's literally where dirty rainwater sewage mud and crickets go but it didn't smell bad i'm assuming smelled like mahogany teakwood i'm assuming not if you okay answer me this if you were a plain white haynes tea in that gutter you walked the distance and came out. What color is it? Probably brown. Okay. Mud. What's that?

Mud. Okay. What's mud? Dirt and water. And you smelled good? What did you do as a kid? You just stayed inside drinking Diet Coke, half bologna sandwich

and played Millsbury all day listening to T-Pain like a cyclone? I did that when I was at my grandma's. When I was at my mother's house, I played football and I was tackling

other young athletes. Yeah, I did that too after we got in the gutter. You were in the gutter with Razor scooters and tails. Because there was a guy that was called the Airsoft Shooter in our neighborhood. And he was in a Ford F-150. It was all white. And I remember it was like this urban legend about him. And he would drive by Airsoft like kids on the street.

And I think he was a high schooler. Oh, my God. And I remember we were like all like so paranoid about him and one day the gutter boys we came the gutter gang we would come out of the gutter right we peeked up out of the gutter and we saw the airsoft shooter and his f-150 and and uh and and tucker it was his name tucker goes it's the airsoft shooter and i was like no it's not and then all you see is the window roll down and him go like this. And we took off running through the whole neighborhood.

It was so fun. Swear to God. What bitches? You ran from an airsoft? Bro, I at least had an airsoft on me. That's how I know we're different. I literally had a desert camo pistol. Spring action.

So it wasn't that strong. But it was spring action. 12 bullets. Oh, my God, my watch. A desert camo pistol. Spring action, so it wasn't that strong. But it was spring action. Twelve bullets. Oh, my God, my watch. Twelve bullets locked and loaded on me. Just playing football. We actually shot up a garage one time because they were complaining about our football.

Y'all were gangsta, dawg. I like that. Yeah, you fucking drove away and went, It's the shooter! It's the airsoft shooter! Run, Tucker! Go back to our gutter! Oh, I almost... Oh my God, if you and your gang would have crossed through villages...

We ran through the neighborhood, that's it, and I would run home. One of the most traumatic moments of me on a bike i carried my entire 2000 yugioh card collection in a lunchbox a big lunchbox were you selling no no i was just going to another friend's house to trade show trunks you know his terminology i was on a bicycle he hit a bump whole thing popped open 2000 cards on the street how long did it take me to get all of them i would assume a long time i literally hopped off i went do you ever wipe your ass a little longer than you need to 100 oh my god 100 not for pleasure though you sounded like for pleasure well just like I literally hopped off and went, do you ever wipe your ass a little longer than you need to? A hundred percent. Oh my God.

A hundred percent. Not for pleasure though. You sounded like for pleasure. Well, just like you feel like, like you see, you look at the toilet paper. I don't still do that. Oh yeah. I only look on the last one. You know what I'm saying?

You go to the last one, it's empty, right? And you're like. I'm done. Flush. I have a little itch. And you just keep going. Thank you, Liv. What was was that hand you just said that you pinch in you go like you I know I'm clean what is but it itches a little bit back there what and I want to keep hey hey what what look at me is this you don't do this? I fold mine.

Perfect. No, I fold it too. But then I pinch in the middle. So I'm like this. You don't wipe your butt like this? You're excavating your asshole. Yeah, that's like a claw. Yeah, you got to get in there.

I actually just did that. Yeah, you got to go like this. No, I'm saying, like, how do you. So I'm like this. Like, I'm like this. I'm like, okay, I'm good. I'm good. Oh, look, the last one. I'm saying, like, how do you... So I'm like this. Like, I'm like this. I'm like, okay, I'm good. I'm good. Oh, look, the last one.

I'm done. I can walk up and I got my bidet sprayer, my tushies. I'll go in there, spray it, and I'm like, I could use a little more work. I could use a little more fun back there. I think that's 100% fun and pleasure. You're a creep. You're a creep. I think the world knows you have dirty ass syndrome.

Okay, just because I don't look at one two and three i literally go felt a little dry that's the thing you gotta invest in stronger toilet paper the fact that you can feel it that's not like and you don't wash your hands can you wash your hands after some pisses if it's just a number one i can unzip and drop you spilled so much liquid so much oh there's literally you just spilled three different beverages three you want you wash your hands after every time you leave the bathroom after every time no when i shit absolutely i can count i don't wash my hands after i poop i can count the number of times i've seen you wash your hands And I've known you for 8 years, 6 years, whatever it's been

Doc, when I shit I wash my hands with soap Are you nuts? Are you nuts? Look at that shirt, ask yourself that out loud Are you nuts? If God was in front of you, Jesus Christ was in front of you He's like, do you wash your hands after every time you shit?

What do you say? After every time I shit, the answer is yes. He's a fucking liar. In front of the Lord Almighty. When I poop. I've been in the bathroom. He's a fucking liar. I've seen you.

A hundred percent of the time you wash your hands. When I poop. Cam, you're a liar. Okay, the only reason you're saying that is because I sit to pee in the comfort of my own home. There's nothing wrong with that. That's strange. I sit to pee. Let it dangle. Do you ever have to pick it up out of the water?

Ever? Thanks, Liv. Don't do that. You're like, not again. Oh, you know what else you do? PPD? You know what else you do that pisses me off? What?

Please tell the people, how do you eat a chip? Hey, grab right here. What do you got? Penis. Why do you grab it like... Do I? It's like the thing moving a little bit. Why do you grab chips like a damn crane machine?

What do you want me to grab a chip like, you creep? Does anybody have chips in here? Oh, okay. I have to. Who ate my beef jerky? Who opened my jerk? First off, that wasn't yours, and you spilled half the bag. Alright, say we have this, right? Say we have this beef jerky. Okay.

See how I'm going in? You grab what you can get. You do it. You grab one at a time? Hey, I didn't know you grew up by Princess Diana! Hey, I'm sorry, I have etiquette and I'm not the fucking claw machine from Toy Story. Why are you going like this? No, deadass, when you have a thing of Pringles, right? right no not even pringles you have a thing of goldfish yeah so when

you have a bag of goldfish no hands little what i know hand goldfish i never use hands on goldfish huh because there's a little spout i just like squeeze it and just pour it straight in the gullet i don't even use hands on goldfish that's how loser you are such a small chip something that can just be tossed in the mouth and you're going grabbing hands like you're so you're going like this to goldfish you're doing that when i have goldfish you open the bag only on one side and you can literally go without getting it dirty why would you drink goldfish bro you're actively choosing to dirty all five fingertips that's the best part what if i immediately have to save my dog what if i immediately have to answer a phone call you know fingers on the dog who cares the dog lick you will lick your fingers

and you're nasty ass you you you do this you've you've you've had cheeto fingers you've let your dog lick them and then you look him after that's the kind of man you are you nasty that's the same kind of person that drinks goldfish true that is not true if you hey to after. That's the kind of man you are. You nasty. That's the same kind of person that drinks Goldfish. That is not true. If you, hey. To anybody. First of all, the fact that you use your fingers on Cheetos is disgusting.

I thought we were talking about Goldfish. You said Cheetos. You said Cheeto dust. Cheeto dust should have been left in the fifth grade. Cheeto dust goes for everything that has dust in it. Cheeto dust should have been

left in the fifth grade. I haven't touched a Cheeto in seven years. Huh? I don't touch Cheetos. Why? Why would I get dust, willingly get dust on my fingers when you can open the dust is the best part because look listen you're a freak you like going

i'll put a knuckle in my throat are you nuts you need so much help you need so much help If there's anybody that's watching this right now and you drink Cheetos, hey, buddy, go like this. I guarantee you more people side with me. Guarantee. If you drink Cheetos, you belong under the prison. Under federal predatory. What do you gain from that?

You don't have orange dusty phalanges. Hey, listen. I can eat the Cheetos, same Cheetos as you, immediately grab my Xbox controller. Immediately edit. Matter of fact, you edit with distressing fingers because your screen is abysmal. Your screen's abysmal, you've never heard of a wipe.

You don't know what Windex is. Hey listen, Olive Garden Dress boy. You're wearing the exact same thing as me. If you don't go like this and grab like this, you never let him touch a palm, that's criminal. If you grab Cheetos and let him touch a palm, you belong under the jail. You grab as much as until the knuckle.

Like this, you're a claw machine. You're a claw machine trying to get a puppet. What does that gain? And then the fact that you grab- Because it's dessert! It's dessert after you eat. You take the Cheetos, I have enough substances in my body, my stomach is full.

Somebody has to- But my tongue wants a little more flavor. So I have the, oh my God, I got 30 minutes of Cheetos on me. I'll give you $5,000 if you suck what I just did. Hey. I feel like you eat Cheetos just to suck it. The worst part is if you were serious, I would do it. I would do it.

I would suck your finger for $5,000. On camera. It'd be a low point for me, but I would do it. I'll sell you right now. You'd have to sell me first. There's no way through. I don't want you to suck my fingers. Exactly.

I don't want to be your tongue. Bro, that'd be bad. The fact that your cheeks collapsed. You gave me an actual tutorial. And not, instead of just faking it. Oh, you're a fucking, you're a creep. You can literally, I go like this. You do it.

Your whole cheek collapsed. I'm just showing you how I suck my fingers. Oh, that looked crazy. That looked crazy. Speaking of chips. No, hell no. Shut up. Speaking of chips. I got a hand of beef jerky. speaking of chips no hell no shut up speaking of chips

I got a hand of beef jerky speaking of chips you want beef I think the best chip ever created was a Frito there's no way I know

I'm gonna say this blanket statement I know there's no actual way that you believe that alright 100% believe it it's the most diverse chip it. It's the most diverse chip we've ever had.

The most diverse chip is a Frito. Fritos are the best chips ever. A Frito is like someone at a salt mine, okay? Someone at a salt mine one day dropped their sandwich and their bread hit it. Yeah. There's absolute catastrophe happening

outside. A Frito? Someone's at a salt mine. I don't know what a salt mine is. It's where catastrophe happening outside. A Frito? Someone's at a salt mine. I don't know what a salt mine is. It's where they get salt. It's where they mine for salt. You know, salt mine, dumbass. They're at a salt mine on their lunch break. They drop their bread.

Hit said salt. They go, pick it up. A Frito? A Frito? Frito's not the saltiest thing you can taste? You don't put your tongue in the cup? Oh my god, put your tongue in the cup of a Frito and make it want to slap your grandma. You get the Frito? Frito's not the saltiest thing you can taste? You don't put your tongue in the cup? Oh my god, put your tongue in the cup of a Frito and make it want to slap your grandma. You get the Frito dippers.

Every Frito is curved. It's so upset. No, they're not, first off. Every Frito has a cup. No, it is not. It's a skinny cup, but it's a cup. It's like this. There's some Fritos that are straight as a board. No, it is not. It's a skinny cup, but it's a cup. It's like this. It's like there's some Fritos on my finger.

There's some Fritos that are straight as a board. Are you nuts? You welfare-ass Fritos. Bro, Fritos are the saltiest chip ever. No. Let me tell you why Fritos is the best chip ever. It's the most diverse chip we've ever had. What the hell do you use Fritos for?

One. Frito chili pie and chili itself. Watch this. Watch this. You got a Frito by itself. Fantastic. No one does that. I do. Bro,. Watch this. You got a Frito by itself. Fantastic. No one does that. I do.

Bro, that explains it. Sorry I didn't grow up rich. I had to eat the last chip that was available in the chip box. I ate them too. Regretted it. But I ate them. Or I put them on a sandwich. So you can have them by themselves.

Yes or no? Of course you can have it by itself. Exactly. And then. Oh my god. Then you go to a concession stand. You get Frito chili pie. That's fire. That's fire. I'm right there with you. You can use a fork with that, John you go to a concession stand. You get Frito chili pie. That's fire.

That's fire. I'm right there with you. You can use a fork with that, John. I'm right there with you. And then you can get a regular bag of Fritos barbecued. Barbecue Fritos. Those are gas. Gas.

Those are gas. But that's not Frito. That's not Frito. And then. Yes, it is. That is an extension of Frito. What's the name on the goddamn bag? Frito.

All right, so shut your mouth. Barbecue Frito. Honey roast. Shut your mouth, Olive Garden. It's honey barbecue Frito twist. No, they have a regular cup one. Yeah, the chili cheese ones are the regular. Chili cheese.

So they got chili. They got the chili cheese. Okay. And they got the twist. Oh, my God. That puts your tongue in a spiral. It would make you wake up in the morning with a regret. There's nothing I can buy out of a gas station that makes me feel more alive than that.

And then guess what? You get a regular Frito. Say you just made chicken and rice. Say you made chicken and rice with a little bit of vegetables, a little bit of broccoli. You open a fresh Frito bag and you dump them in there and you mix them up. That's broke people's shit? Dog, you ate chicken rice and you put Fritos on it? Gave it more salt.

Exactly. It's the saltiest thing alive. It's not the most versatile. Hey, sorry we don't all get gluten-free, sugar-free, fat-free-ass chips, loser-ass boy. Okay, let's do a quick poll. Okay. Are you open for that? I'm open for polls. Okay, you can only eat one for the rest of your life.

Cool Ranch Doritos or Fritos? Fritos. Because guess what I can do with a Cool Ranch Dorito? Eat a Cool Ranch Dorito. Guess what I can do with Fritos? Do whatever the hell I want with them. Chicken and rice with broccoli? Add me a Frito.

Twist? Add me a Frito. Chili cheese? Add me a Frito. Sour cream and onion. Lay's or Pringles or Fritos. Who eats sour cream and onion chips? Who eats that?

That's interesting. One, two, three hands. There's three people in here and three hands went up. Interesting. One, two, three. Your breath smells like gingivitis. You're all nasty. No one eats that.

You are eating a potato. Hey, I'm going to tell you with my own personal debit card, I've bought hundreds of the 32 pack of chips variety pack. Not once, ne'er once have I eaten one of the sour cream ones. You know why? Because I don't like to gag when I breathe. I hate that. That is disgusting behavior. Do you know, imagine this was Family Feud. If that was your answer, it'd literally go bing with a one on it you'd be the only person to choose fritos over you were literally the only person on earth to choose freedom what happens if you're on family feud and you said sour cream it's not even on the board it's not even on the board it's the second that's why your breath smells like ass oh oh do we need to talk about ass smelling breath my my

breath smells bad do we need to go a ass smelling breath? My breath smells bad. Do we need to go a couple days back to the gymnasium? My breath smells bad in the gym. Your breath smells bad in the gym. You cleared the bitch out with a single yawn. My breath? My breath. Let's, it's a little story time.

We go to the gym. Two insane things happen at the gym. I'm calling P. Ring, ring, ring. Me and Ryan, we're ready to go. We go to the gym. Two insane things happen at the gym. I'm calling P. Bring, bring, bring. Me and Ryan, we're ready to go. We head to the gym. P finally answers. He stayed up late, working hard, like we said earlier.

Yeah, I'll be there in 10 minutes. I'm sorry. Okay. All right, bet. So we warm up. We get loose, right? P shows up. Hair disaster.

Knees ashy as can be. Clothes so small. Anyway. So he pulls up to the gym. We're hitting good old chesticles. We're on a flat bench. You remember? Is your memory starting to get jogged a little bit? I know you don't jog often,

but this should be an easy one. So we sit down. Getting loose with the band. Warm-up sets, right? We put your working weight on Wasn't that much You're like That's my warm up We put your working weight on

And if my memory recalls Ryan spotting you okay Now for your dearest Of friends to say this You go through your set Ryan's right there above you spotting you and he asked you intimately as well he said P I'm only gonna ask you this one touch my shoulder he gave you the anti grab he grabbed you like an auntie with bad news he grabbed you and said p i'm only gonna ask you once did you brush your teeth to which you responded with oh of course not okay so that's

the first problem so now where it gets really fucking interesting let's just rewind, okay? Let's think what you had prior to eight hours of mouth breathing in your sleep. Let's go back to the food that was digested. You had raisin canes chicken for lunch, okay? A chipotle bowl with queso pico and cheese for dinner, and two Johnny Walker walk-dog blacks, you smell like a garbage pit. To the point where your second closest friend couldn't fucking bear it and had to ask you if that was indeed what he was smelling. But I have the gross breath from sour cream and onion.

Yeah, unbutton your pants. No, don't take them off. Your leg tattoo is so massive every time I see it. Oh! It was perfect timing, but you took your pants off and confetti in the back went... Like you shit-rocketed a confetti cannon. Oh my god, that was funny. So not only...

Can you never speak on my mouth again? Check your own first. That wasn't even the craziest thing that happened in the gym that day. What happened in the gym? This second one is 100% my fault. What happened? Remember when we were stretching at the end? So we're stretching at the end of the gym, right?

It was like an active recovery day slash chest. We hit chest, but then we were just getting good old stretches, right? So I – how can I say this? Through my time in college basketball, I had amazing strength and conditioning trainers, Gabe and Colton. Shout out to both of you. But I learned a lot of techniques, stretching the muscles, getting real loose and limber. So I offered to share them with Ryan and Peyton.

Yeah, this is so bad. I know what you're talking about. I offered to share them with Ryan and Peyton. So I'm stretching them out deeply, intensely. I love when you stretch me out. Good groin, good psoas muscles. Everything's getting worked. I finished Ryan. He goes off to the red light therapy. I'm here him out deeply, intensely. I love when you stretch me out. Good groin, good psoas muscles. Everything's getting worked. I finish Ryan.

He goes off to the red light therapy. I'm here with Peyton. So Ryan is a lot more mobile, a lot more limber than Peyton. Peyton's stiff as shit, okay? He's like, my leg's not going to be able to go back that far. So I'm stretching. I'm working. I'm like, shit, you're tight, okay?

What did you say to me? That's the first one. That's the first one. I said working like shit you're tight okay uh what would you say that's the first one that's the first one i said shit you're tight okay the guy in the back probably heard that that was where his thoughts came in fast forward 10 minutes i'm stretching his legs it's a good quad stretch he's on his chest laying down stretching out i'm working it moving through its range of motion this man walks up and goes, damn, that looks good. I thought bro was asleep. To which my mind, for whatever reason,

I answered, no, this is that good stuff. He's not asleep yet. He will be later though. And this man looked at me with the most disgust. He said, and then I was like, yeah, I'm gonna put him to sleep later. I doubled down. Why did I double down? And the most disgust. He said, and then I was like, yeah, I'm going to put him to sleep later. I doubled down. Why did I double down? And the crazy part is, but I didn't even realize

it was a pause moment until he left. And the crazy part is, your legs were on the back of my knees when I was like this. Yeah. And he was like, nah, he'll be asleep later though. And I was like, I will be. It was bad. And the guy just looks at us, he goes,

walks out of the chair. And me and Peyton at us and he goes, walks out of the gym. And me and Peyton sit there for five minutes crying, laughing about how that is just a horrible thing that I could have said. Worst thing I could have said. No, it was bad. Golly. I do have a crippling fear of being in the gym. Why?

You really do. Y'all have my comfort blankets. I can tell. Well, I have gummy shoulder syndrome. You do. I have to rub his shoulder out after every set. But I do have weird fears. Like what's a fear?

The weirdest fear that I have is, you know how people have hole fears? Like they're scared of like the hole phobia when there's a bunch of holes right there. That's live. The little holes and the little patterns. I have that. Like I get that. I have one even worse. Like whenever I see holes all patterned together, it makes me uncomfortable.

But when I see a star shaped, it makes me so, like, itchy. Like, not a star like a perfect, like, round star, but like a skinny star like Patrick Star. What are you saying? Like a starfish. It makes me, like, cringe. What the hell does that have to do with the gym? I'm saying irrational fears. I have an irrational fear of the gym.

And it led me to believe, like, it led me to think about my irrational fear of stars. Does that make sense? What? I literally, you go, I have fears about the gym oh what are they tell me about them all right so you know stars like what are you what are you saying i was transitioning to my fear of stars okay the fear of stars is i mean no offense but i don't think it's valid no but i because everyone has weird things that triggers them i'm putting my twitch stream studio together right and i had a desk and you know the bottom like that like the bottom of spinny wheel chairs

if you take that top part off and you just look at that without the wheels that shit is terrifying stars like it makes my like fingernails feel like they're falling off and it makes my peepee like that i couldn't pee if i wanted to why i don't know try to talk through it that's how people get over fears they can talk through it i think it's you're already itching yourself literally thinking about it you went i don't know i just can't like i think i think it comes from the ocean because you can't swim i can't swim and you know what's down there starfish you know what i'm scared of? Stars. It all goes together. You are the worst.

Yeah, no, it is bad. Oh, my God. I think we have another surprise, though. Oh, do we? Will you bring me that one, Ashlyn? Or him? Or did you bring her out here? We have another thing that gives me fear that is shaped oddly.

Okay. This. She's alright. We have the one and only Ruby. This is your daughter. I don't know why I'm revealing her. Look at Mama Ruby. She's looking at y'all too. She stinks.

Oh my god. That's why you love her so much. Because she often smells like Fritos. Come here, Nazar Queen. Ruby has on... Her mom dressed her today. She put on her one-year-old jacket. Ruby's now four with her grown woman weight. So y'all have heard hundreds on hundreds of stories

about this little dog right here. Oh, Nazer Queen. This is Ruby. The one, the only. Can I tell you... Actually, let me see her. I need to tell a story while I'm holding her. Go back to your unks.

Let's tell the first stories we have of this little beast, all right? Oh, Ruby. She loves... Okay, first off, before he tells the story, she is in love with Peyton. I love this little girl. Her top three she loved okay first off before he tells the story she is in love with payton i love this little girl her top three humans outside of me and live her mom and dad not in any order but her top three is payton ryan and hannah that's her top three loved humans

like she's obsessed with them auntie ashland's auntie ashland's up there but you smell like ashley she did she loves ashley but it's something about Hannah Because she saw Hannah every day in Arkansas Like every single day And she was obsessed with Hannah So let me tell you about this little rat She's so cute I love her to death Oh look at you

You can yawn in front of people You're a nazer queen The first time I met her I hated her I absolutely hated this thing that I'm holding You did She shit on my pillow She did

And through the years we've become closest of friends because we're both anxious and weird look at her kneecaps oh she wants to go to you come here mama here you go she loves me because y'all look alike wait put y'all's heads by each other we can finally debunk do cam and ruby look alike they're gonna go up to the camera audio listeners you're missing a lot on this podcast put your head lower cam and Ruby look alike? They're going to go up to the camera. Audio listeners, you're missing a lot on this podcast. Put your head lower, Cam. Ruby's fat. That's how she is.

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The You Should Know Podcast. We got Mama Livin' on the action on the podcast. Episode 100. We had to do it. It was only right. It was only right. How are y'all feeling about episode 100? It's fantastic.

I love it. It's an amazing milestone. It was a lot more tears than I thought it would be. Yeah, I was hoping. I didn't expect any, but yeah. Here we go. Go ahead and get your son. Get your son, Ashlyn.

When we drink Ashlyn, Ashlyn's with the game. When we get your Ashlyn, she gets it down in. some, Ashlyn. When we drink it, Ashlyn. When we drink it, Ashlyn, she gets it down in. Oh, you really want me to finish it? Hell no. No, I want some. She said, wait, you really want me to finish it? Oh, I got a whole glass. You got a whole glass. Liv, do you want any more?

Here you go. Do you want some? I shouldn't have put my lips on it, but eh. Here. Oh, I thought you said you want some lips. I mean, no. But I woke up this morning with my mouth, like, super scratchy, so I'm kind of, like, sorry if I sound raspy.

The fact that my wife had, like, lips just on go. She's like, oh, I thought you said you wanted some lips. Here you go. Lippies. You know? Lipgloss, you say? Lippies. Yeah.

Let me get that bottle, and then we'll get into the top. Not that. The bottle of the champagne. Dude, that's a. I. You don't like it? I love it. I'm just not a drinker.

It's just not me. I'm playing. It takes me back to the good old college days. Do you remember college days? Man. I do remember when Ashley used to sleep in the dog bed. There was a one time thing. Matter of fact, since they're both here,

long story short, Ashley got so twisted one night, she fell asleep in Ruby's dog bed. She did. Good old Ruby that's over there. I woke up to, like, just absolute terror breaking outside of the room, outside of the door. I remember going to the bathroom because I had to pee. I opened the door, and I was like, there's a corpse on the ground.

Yeah, there's literally a body in a dog bed. Oh, good times. That's a low moment. No, it was fun. It was. But you know what most of it was deserving? You know what I enjoy? Y'all are very two important women in my life.

Thank you. Yeah. And you know, I've brought dates around y'all. Yeah? Yeah. And we've liked the majority of them. I have good pickings. Majority?

Majority? I should surprise somebody to you. You said what? What did you just say? She heard me. No, it'll work. Ashlyn surprised Sheetz. What? Oh my God. I don't know if we can tell that story.

We can't. I'll tell a brief synopsis. Ashlyn over here, I was talking to a girl very briefly. He told me to put him on, so I did. Yeah a girl i did oh i'm not talking about that no the girl that he that she blew yep that yep that one that's the one she put on he asked he had been asking me wait you said sheets i'm not talking no no not sheets no not sheets she sorryets. No, not sheets. Sheets. Sheets. Sorry, I was like. Wait, no, I said sheets. Sheets is when we went over to the school.

Okay, she's thinking of sheets. You're thinking of just she. Laundry. Wet laundry. Oak mulgy. Wet laundry, Cam. Wet laundry. Yeah.

That's what sheets is. Not sheets. We're not talking about sheets. We're talking about plane. Plane. She flew. The flight. You coordinated it. You little fucking American Airlines worker

Yeah She's like Oh my god I was about to say Ashton did not put you on There was a girl I was briefly talking to for a while Years ago And one day I got a knock on the door And that girl was there

I said how'd you get here I was talking to Ashton and I, I don't want you in my home. I didn't say that. I had to suffer throughout the weekend. Because she was texting us. Hey, we really did him dirty. Okay, honest to God, we didn't know

until it was already confirmed. Yeah. But we really did you dirty by not telling you because this man's apartment, when it's not clean, she walks in, she goes, what the fuck?

No, I told him to clean it. I gave him a warning I said hey take a shot FaceTime almost like take a shower clean up a little bit he's like okay I thought like y'all were coming without like without any context you think he's really gonna just spring up shower and clean you know how his hair gets oh I know happy so I told him I said take a shower he did take a shower cuz he facedTimed me after. He's like, what is going on?

Because he was sweating. Because he called us, too. And at the time, me and Cameron were like, what? I don't know. Like, he thought we were, like, messing with him. We literally didn't know until the night before. I thought it was okay. So that's why I said information. They literally said, hey, what are you doing here?

I have fingernails on my floor. Then she broke your heart. She did. Yes, she did. She's not deeply dating an NFL player. No, they're not. They broke up? Yeah, I peeped it.

It's like, good for her. So she puts me in a healing girl era, and then it's good whenever she's in a healing girl era. Hey! You needed to grow. But since I needed to grow. Damn! Not like this, but like but like oh let's get into it personality no way your personality sucked emotionally like you needed to grow damn pete i need to get my heart broken to emotionally mature we all do i just coming off a heartbreak that girl said

hey go break pants heart real quick what have's heart real quick. What if you found out? Oh, my God. What if you found out? Hey, what? No bullshit. What's it called in Among Us? No bullshit. What is the imposter?

What if you found out that she said, hey, I'm going to fly you out. I got the ticket. I need you to shatter his heart. I wouldn't be surprised, bro. Me? What? I wouldn't be surprised. So you don't value.

What? You said I needed to get my heart broken. We all needed to get our heart broken. I had my heart broken. That's why I went to her. That is true. That is true. That is true, Ashley.

Look, okay, I just... Look. Ruby, get out of the way. She wanted you to go through a double heartbreak. No, I don't even know how she got my phone number. That's what's crazy to me. From your other friend. They don't have each other's phone numbers.

They didn't have a mutual. That's a long time ago. Like, long, long, long time. Bro, there's no way they had a mutual. Like, elementary school. There's no way. They went to have a mutual. That's a long time ago. Like, long, long, long time. Bro, there's no way they had a mutual. Like, elementary school. There's no way. They went to high school together. No.

Then we are not talking about the same people. Not high school. We're talking about... Yes. Not high school. That's what we're talking about. They didn't go to high school together. They know each other.

Elementary. Elementary. Elementary. Wait, she's from Texas? She used to be. Oh, I did not know that. She's from San Antonio. That's how it all started.

Okay, okay. We gotta stop. Wow. I didn't know that. Cut that out. All. That's how it all started. Okay, okay. We got to stop. Wow. I did not know that. Cut that out. All right. Okay, but I say all that to say,

we all have different opinions on things and how certain things should go. Correct. Yes. God damn, Asha. Yeah, that shit's gone. Both bottles are empty. Fantastic episode 100. We all have different opinions on how things should go.

Continue right now. Ready, set, go. So, I have a question. Because I was thinking about doing this not too long ago right say your friend has a birthday dinner right okay but it's intimate friends it's the friend group we're family right we're all together we know each other well it's going to be great like everybody has a great energy with each other i on the other hand i'm in the dating pool yeah there's a girl that i really liked i thought i liked you know i wanted to get to know her okay it just so happened that my first date with her happened to be the same day

as a friend's birthday dinner is it weird to bring a first date on your friend's birthday dinner with nothing but the close friend group around is that wrong to do i don't think so there's two different takes on it i feel like it could be wrong because it's like you're gonna automatically introduce her to your the people you trust the most is that she automatically gets that privilege versus let me see how she interacts with him to really judge her character and all that but how would you know if you don't introduce her to the friends i don't think anything like a steakhouse are you gonna introduce every first date at every friend's birthday no it's it's all about coincidence it was a timing thing it's gonna be like i meet you on hinge like hey yeah come to my friend's birthday dinner we're going to perry's

no so but what's wrong with it well i would as the girl i would have the thought oh he really likes me he's taking me to perry's he's taking me to go meet his no no but okay but that's the thing that's like he's not okay okay this this is this is where you get to explain it. Are you saying, hey, our first date, we're going to go with my friends? Or are you saying, hey, it's crazy timing, but my friend is having a birthday dinner. If you want to pop out tonight. Like, if you're making it. Okay, it's the latter. The first day I met her, we had scheduled this us meeting.

One-on-one date. Me and this girl. We had scheduled this this us meeting one-on-one date me and this girl we had scheduled this it just so happened that one of my closest friends has a close friend's birthday dinner this same night yeah I if I was nothing wrong with it no if I was the girl I would be under the impression that you really are interested in me because you want me to go with this what if I'm not but it's really it's just if you didn't want me there and didn't care about me meeting your people you wouldn't have invited me. But it's just saving face. That's all it is.

What do you mean? It's being nice. But why be nice? You don't know me. You don't know me. So you think it's wrong to do it? So you'd rather reschedule on a first date when you've talked about this, when it's already confirmed.

If you don't like to go like that. If somebody reschedules on a first date with you, you would be upset. But that's not even a date. That's not even a date. That's not even a date. That is a gathering. We're going to gather together. No, we went together before. I asked you that.

I said, did y'all do stuff prior? Stop. Stop. Listen, here we go. Just how you said, if he brings me to this, I'm going to feel like he really likes me. He really wants me to see. I didn't talk like that, but yes. You basically did.

That's how I always assume I actually talk. But anyway, if you said, he brings me to this. He really likes me he really wants me to see i didn't talk like that but yes you basically did that's how i always assume ashland talking but anyway if you said he brings me to this he really likes me wants me to meet his people immediately yeah in the same regard with that like not necessarily attitude but with that thought i was i was really enjoying that but you're flinging champagne everywhere i'm not inviting any man on listen if that same man instead said hey i, I completely forgot. My boy's birthday is tonight. We can't go out at all. I'm going to catch you later. What would you feel? You would be upset.

I would be disappointed. Exactly. So he's saving face saying we can do both. No, because at that point, you don't know me like that. So you don't necessarily owe me anything. You owe me the common courtesy to be like, hey, I'm sorry. I double booked myself. What if it's the same day cancel?

Okay. At least you're being upfront about it. It's different to just... Get out of here, Ashley. No, if it was a same-day cancel, Ashley, you would never talk to him again. No, no, let me finish. You would never talk to him again. Let me finish. You would never talk to him.

I would honestly appreciate it because I would go right like... No, no, no. He's always thinking about me and my feelings. He doesn't want to bring me around his friends and make me feel awkward. Your form's on me. Listen, then. It's different. If the man texts you same day,

you guys had plans. The night before you talked, everything was set in stone. He texts you and he's like, hey, I totally forgot. One of my good friends is having his birthday dinner tonight. I gotta be there.

I'm so sorry. Bro! Oh, no! Or you ask, would you feel comfortable coming to the dinner? That's what he said. No, he didn't.

He did not say that. He didn't give you the option. He said, hey, we're going to do this. Oh, so you're forced. So if he said, hey, we're going to go jump off a bridge together. We're going. You're forced to do it. I'm saying you need to give her the option.

You always have an option. So she can feel comfortable. Because if you're just saying, hey, we got a birthday dinner to go to tonight. That's where our first date is. I'm going to be. I'm the one who did this. No one said that. This is what I did.

This is what I did. This is what I did. I had the date planned with her. We were talking whatever. Step one. My friend has a super busy schedule. So they planned their birthday dinner with only intimate friends. Last minute. Whenever my date was already planned. planned okay with the girl that i thought we had good

chemistry with right so this date with her was already planned my friend days before the scheduled dinner says hey i want to do a dinner that same night i can't bail on my long-term friend but i'm not gonna bail on this date either because i've been working on it because she will leave me. You don't know the girl anything, so why do you care if she leaves you if you just met her? It's courtesy. It's courtesy?

What do you want me to do? Then don't go to the dinner. Don't go to the birthday dinner. Take the girl out. So you'd rather me go to a birthday dinner for a girl I've never met than go to my best friend's? Say it was your dinner.

Say it was your dinner. You'd rather him go on a first date? No, I would rather you come to my dinner and then take the girl on a different date. Time out. Isn't take the girl on a different day but the girl would have been like oh you bailing on me last minute oh that's something for you to figure the fuck out right okay and he did but y'all are saying it's wrong i think you did the best you could as women i think you could have done the best you did as women bottom line this is it. That did not get on you. If we've been texting and you're like, hey, we're going to go to dinner this night.

It's set. It's in my calendar. It's booked. So I'm under the impression that that's what we're doing. You just did the live thing. What? My thing. I did?

I was trying to think of a rebuttal while you're talking. So that, it's set in stone. Bro, look at Ruby. We bring her over here like this. Show her in the camera. She may not stay. Hawk, you got champagne in my eye. Oh, you got to fix the hood.

Fix the hood. I don't think I'm losing my train of thought because it's in here. It's here. Put her like right in that middle camera. Everybody look at, we've been looking at Ruby for the past hour She's the best girl. Bottom line. I mean, not Ryan. Ashlyn's not letting this shit go. No. Let me in on her. Bottom line. Let her cook. Bottom line. Yeah.

Bottom line. If a man and I have been texting, he's like, we're going to dinner this night. I'm like, cool. It's in my calendar. It's booked. It's set. It's stoned. That's what we're doing.

He texts me same day. Hey, my friend. Busy schedule. Yada, yada. Whatever. The whole spiel. And says, i've got this birthday dinner like that's what we're going to be doing it's not going to just be you and i

i as the woman would be under the impression that he felt comfortable enough to ask me to go be with his friends at an intimate dinner that i have never met he hasn't met me like that he doesn't know me like that shut up that's what you're lying women in the comments you would think i know you i know you you'd have been like ashley you bailed last minute if it was a legit reason no legit legit or actually you would be like legit afterwards if he after he canceled if he actually follows up with what he says no problem okay. Period. Bullshit. That's bullshit. No. Why? If you follow up.

Why? If you follow up. Bro, time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out.

Time out. Take everything out. Take everything. Literally, imagine we didn't hear anything. Okay? Say you're talking to this guy. Right. You're talking to him for a couple days.

Uh-huh. I want to take you out Saturday night. Cool. You're excited. Y'all been having a good chemistry. Hey, I just made a reservation. Six o'clock, Cheesecake Factory. Bet.

Day of, he hits you at four o'clock, Cheesecake Factory. Day of. He hits you at four o'clock. These are your only two options. Which would you feel better hearing? Yo, I completely forgot. My best friend's crazy busy. He makes his dinners last second. He has one tonight at nine.

I'm still going to show up to Cheesecake for you. Would you be interested in maybe going? Only if you're comfortable. Don't speak. Or. Sir, yes, sir. Or. Hey, forgot my boys got a dinner at nine.

I'll catch you on Tuesday. No, but. Which would you rather hear? Okay, okay, okay. Just answer the question. Just answer the question. Let me speak. Let me speak.

Just answer the question. Okay. Hush then. So I can speak. No, answer my question. Those two answers. Option you say it. Just answer the question. Okay, hush then. So I can speak. No, answer my question. Those two answers. Option one or two. You said, you said not.

No, option one or two. Then you can defend. Just give me the answer. Option one, solely because you said, which, no, you said which one would make you feel better. I would feel better hearing that you want me at your friend's dinner because I would feel like you like me X amount because you want me to meet your friends.

Okay, but that's you. What does assuming do? It makes the ass out of you and me. Don't assume. That's most women. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. So that's most women.

Most women, I think, would be under the impression if a man, you're fresh dating. On the first date, he's like, hey, I still want to see you still hang out. I've got this birthday dinner for my friend. It's an intimate dinner. It's at nine o'clock. He's super busy. So would you be comfortable coming with me? If he asked if I'm comfortable coming, that means he's comfortable with me being in that kind of space and environment with him.

So I would think and be under the impression that he feels a certain way about me yeah but okay but my so does it does that like give you more hope does it scare you off gives me more hope that he feels a way about me i would just be confident and then i can't is that i would feel confident that he likes me x amount and that he sees potential if he's okay so let me ask you this real quick let me ask you this if the roles were reversed yep literally exact same scenario you told this man hey i would love if you took me out at 5 36 o'clock at cheesecake day of at two o'clock holy shit my girlfriend's got a dinner completely forgot about at night the guy you would never talk to that guy immediately thinks oh this she wants to wife me like Oh, she thinks I'm her man.

Does that even make sense? Or does that sound like your saving face? You're trying to be a good person for both people. I think girls, we will bail on guys more than y'all will bail on us. So guys will automatically assume that we're bailing on them if we say our girlfriend's got a dinner. They won't believe us until they actually see us post a picture of it. But you'd believe a guy?

I... Get out of here! Oh it. But you'd believe a guy? I... Get out of here! Oh my God, you'd be like, he's lying through his teeth, he doesn't like me. You'd send it to the group message. You'd send it to your girls and be like, yo, this lame-ass boy ditched me for no reason. He don't know what he's missing out on.

Okay, in my experience, if... I am. See? Told you. She is. You should think that of yourself. Right, I'm just saying, but that's what you would you would say no but if i sent something in the group message i would be back sorry i would send it and i if he invited me to go with him to his friend's dinner i would send it to y'all and be like guys look he wants me to go to this and y'all would hype me up thinking that he likes me

i'm not gonna lie but i'm not gonna lie if you said that no no no if you sent down the group message what's wrong if you send that if you i'm not inviting a guy. But I'm not going to lie. If you sent that. No, no, no. If you sent that in the group message. We do. What's wrong with that? We do. Because I'm not inviting a guy that I'm going on a first date with. I wouldn't invite him to my friend's dinner unless I was like, he's the shit. If it was the same night and you really liked the guy and your options were bail on him or save face. You didn't want the night to end.

What would you do? You didn't want the night to end. I would invite him if I thought he was the shit. And we did. But exactly. No, if you think the girl is the shit, you would want her to meet your friends. So that proves my point even more. Get your ass out the camera.

Okay, I got a question, too. I got a question, too, because I'm going through this right now. Ow, I'm losing my – the reason I'm not talking a lot, guys, is because my throat's hurting. It's all right. It's normal. If y'all – what you just said and got got excited about i forgot where i was going it's all right what do you know i got a question i got a question how soon is it i'm not gonna lie i've introduced a girl to my parents in the first week i've ever met her absolutely not

that's crazy in like middle school high school all right'm like 24. Yeah, that's fucking wild. Absolutely not. She said, that's fucking wild. No, but you don't even know her favorite color. Yes, I do. I asked her on FaceTime. I referred to my man now, to my parents, for months as I was going on dates, to 12. They didn't even get to know his name. I said 12.

I said, where are you going? I said 12. Okay, that's crazy. But no, but I'm saying if you have the initial feeling of like, I like you go, you meet this person online or whatever. You get to the DMs, you're texting every day and then you get to the FaceTime stage and you're like,

I love this energy with, you get to the FaceTime stage. You're like, I love the energy I have with this person. I, I've never felt this way. You meet once, you go to coffee,

you go to, maybe you go to get a little Taco Cabana Or something like that Fuck no Taco Cabana? Dry ass taco That's like That's like

That's like going to a date At Taco Cabana And an after party At the ER Getting your stomach pumped Y'all got Y'all got money I'm sorry

So I go to Taco We got money I go to Taco Cabana With a girl Alright They got good marks Exactly You get a good margarita.

You're a little tipsy. You're having good vibes. And then that night, you have another FaceTime with her. You're having the best time of your life. And you're like, I've never felt this way about a girl in my life. Absolutely. She does not even get to know what my mom looks like or her name. She says that after those little butterflies, the couple first talks and FaceTime.

It's easy to defend it, but in the moment, in the moment, it does not make sense. Here goes the married couple being like, we'll tell you the right way. As an adult, I'm not, like, even in my current relationship, I didn't, that didn't happen until like three, four months down the line. Exactly. You've never met somebody and be like, I wanted to share this with my family? Bro, Cameron met my family on a friend thing. Like, that was different.

I'm like a quick high on face time oh hey this is my mom no and they're like what's up it's whatever she can't really see it's just no in one week i'm in one week i might give her one date she's not seeing my parents you don't you can't talk about this in the first week why did you ask the question if we can't talk about it in the first week of dating we went we went on one date and two or three other nights. But your mom already knew who she was. That's true. No, she didn't.

Yes, she did. Yes, she did. My mom did not know who you were when I took you to Chili's. She didn't know who Olivia Johnson was. She didn't know who Olivia Johnson was. She didn't know who Olivia Johnson was until I told her. You're a liar. Pam.

She went to parents' shit at the school. She literally would sit at the at the school. She literally... She literally would sit at the desk with me. Everyone stop talking. With Buddy's mom. Unmute the TV. Unmute the TV.

Thank you. Hello? Hey, Mom. Yeah. You okay? Is everything good? Yeah, it's fine. Okay, good.

So you're on the podcast, right? This is a very special episode 100. I can't wait for you to watch it, okay? I have a question. You're called in right now. You're're on the podcast right this is a very special episode 100 i can't wait for you to watch it okay i have a question you're called in right now you're you're live on the podcast okay your parents know okay okay i have a very serious question i need you to answer and even if i'm wrong i'm not gonna sway it in any way i need you to answer 100 unbiased and truthful okay okay when i in the very beginning when i began to date olivia okay when i returned to seminole 29 2018 2019 yeah my first date when i took her to chili's did you know who live was She was. You were sitting in your pants. She said that we get through. She said she was sitting in your booty pants.

Wait, what? Okay, say it again. One more time. Shush, shush, shush. One more time. I said you were here during the summer and y'all were calling and talking all the time. She heard you through the walls. She sent you those sandals.

Okay, listen. She bought me the Berks. Yes. But I'd never met her up until that point. Thank you! No, that's not what she was. That wasn't the question. She knew who she was. She did not know anything about her. I said I'm talking to this girl. She knew about her. I even FaceTimed your dad when he would get

home late from UPS. He'd be like, hey, it's Liv. That's what Ashley said. A quick hi and bye. But listen. And you said no. We were in a whole different state. That's different. That's the only way to meet. Listen But listen, okay. And you said no. Listen, listen. We're in a whole different state. That's different. That's the only way to meet. Listen, Olivia, can it? Here we go.

Whatever. Lisa, one last question. I'll let you get back to your beautiful life. Hi, Lisa. Here we go. Okay. Okay. Did you meet?

Matter of fact, I'm not even going to say that. I'm going to give you a better question. Do you think it is weird or not weird for the first one week of talking to someone, dating them to meet, for you to show them to your parents? Like a picture? For you to show them to your parents? Like let them meet your parents. Like you've been talking to this girl for a week. You might've gone on one date and you bring them to the house to show them to the parents.

Is that weird or no? It's kind of early okay so if you had to say the word weird or not weird what would your answer be there's no there's no gray area black or white weird or not weird okay yes i would say it's weird for one week hey appreciate you mom hey i'll talk to you later i'll talk to you later you keep it easy all right what you keep it easy all right i'm'll talk to you later. I'll talk to you later. You keep it easy. All right You keep it easy. I'm gonna talk to you later All right, I'm gonna catch you on a rebound by Lisa. Love you Ashlyn live Ryan and Peyton all said bye All right Yeah, she was in you see those and shit Sandals and booty pics. I'm in with girl. Hey now. I'm calling mama Hardin

It was the booty Lolly What Preston we're recording right now Press we had the phone to mom real quick. We got a question that we need to ask her on air. Hello? Hey, mom. You're on episode 100 of the You Should Know podcast.

Say hello to everybody. Hello, everybody. Hey, Mama Han. Hi. Ashlyn and Liv is here. Everybody's here. And Ryan. Hi, Mama.

And Ryan's here. Everybody's here. And Ryan. Okay. She heard Ryan's name. She got excited. She heard Ryan. She got super excited.

All right, mom. I have a question for you, right? Yeah. 100% honest. Don't act like we're on camera. Nothing. Right? Okay. Now, if...

You better ask it the right way. If I were to bring a girl to you, right, in the first week of me knowing her, like, I've been talking to her for a week. I really like her. Weird or not weird? And I bring her to you to meet her would that be weird yes yes wait why thank you because it's one with seven days she could be gone by tomorrow wait mom why is that weird it's not you you wouldn't do that you've never done that but if any if anyone she just called you out because you lied and said you did do that liar no he said he said if no she said you ain't done that wait okay so if

if i were to bring your girl to you in the first seven days what would you say he said he's thinking about so if i was like hey hey mom this is so i think she's the one this is so and so i met her seven days ago i really like her a lot i wanted to meet you. What you say weird I would say man that girl's a heck of a girl cuz I can't my son does not So you would really like that girl a lot I would be shocked Oh you so you'd be happy if I met if I introduced you to grow the first seven days See Thank You mom Kim's gonna talk to you now now it's your blue-eyed son on the line now okay don't let me call lolly we're gonna go we're gonna retract back about 30 seconds to the initial question if you had to answer weird or not weird your beautiful loving boy payton because you've

known him his whole life knows a girl for six days and brings her on the seventh. Is that weird or not weird? That's a little weird. Appreciate you. Love you, mama. Appreciate you. Love you, mama. All right. Wait, mom. Here's Peyton.

Wait, mom. What if I were to say, hey, mom, I want to propose to her? Okay. What would you say? Wow. She'd say, hell no. I would be a little concerned about that. Oh, well, I guess I'm not going to introduce you to the girl I met seven days ago.

You can introduce her to me, but I'd still say babe. Oh, now you're going to get her all excited. Yeah, no, mom, there's no girl. Oh, okay, too bad. I want there to be a girl. No, I'm not going to. Okay, mom, yes or no yesterday? There'll be about 100,000 comments.

Yes or no yesterday, mom, whenever I was on the phone with you and I met Cam at the Target and you asked me, is there a girl you're getting? What girl are you getting for Valentine's Day? What are you going to get your girl? What did you say? I was like, mom, I don't have a girl. What did you say?

I said, oh, there's some little something around. Some little something. Hey, mama's intuition is never wrong. Something around. Some little something. Mama's intuition is never wrong. I know my boy. Yeah, of course you do. All right, mom. Goodbye.

I love you. Love you. All right. Well, I guess that is a little strange. Ryan, do you want to jump on real quick? You have to for the ending. You got to. No, you have to.

Come on. Come on, Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. I want to get like a big debate between all five of us. The ladies love Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. I want to get like a big debate between all five of us.

The ladies love Ryan. A year and a half later, do you still think lion or chicken? Shut up. You're not in over there. Scoot a little bit. Are you drunk? Who are you speaking to? Scoot a little bit.

The whole gang. All right, we got the whole gang on the You Should Know Podcast episode 100. Round of applause, please. Woo! I need a... on the You Should Know Podcast, episode 100. Round of applause please. I need a... Oh, you know what we should do? Can we pull up your Discord real quick? We would do a group Dr. P. Let's help some love relationships out. Love relationships.

You just aired my shit online. Ryan, how do you feel about episode 100 while he's looking up stuff? Ryan's looking for eligible ladies. Oh, he already said on the Patreon. Hopefully, we're going to try to help. His whole love story is on the Patreon. If you think you're able to...

What? We're in a flow state at this point. Who is? What the hell does that mean? What's that mean? Like, watching y'all go, it was like... Oh, you're talking about us as a podcast. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. What's your favorite memory of you, Shinoz, through these 100 episodes? That's a fucking big question It is I don't even know If I can answer it Favorite memory Yeah I would say the Dallas live show

That was my biggest Like Cause it was like I saw you in like A different light Yeah I was like celebrity Cause we didn't

We didn't get to We didn't know what the show was So we sat right next to each other I love that I love that we didn't We get to We got to experience that Like with each other like oh my god like i was getting like fangirling over my husband i was like oh shit he's good he real good yeah like y'all can perform

for sure thank you yeah i remember that was like one of the best things when we got off stage when all the friends and family came over they were like what the hell was that like that was like that was dope but i think it's time to help some relationships out. Cameron, drop the beat. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P.

Dr. P. Dr. P. Dude, Ruby's eyes. Little Ruby. All right, so Ruby's eyes. Little Ruby. All right, so this question is a bit different. It's not completely filled with... Okay, what do you... Okay.

She likes that, though. She loves the uncle. She's got a nice white belly. Little small black nipples. Don't talk about her nips. Don't talk about her nipples. Sorry. Cameron, read the thing.

Read the question. Different question. Not filled with complete toxicity, but certainly toxic. Toxicity. Okay. Certainly toxic. If you have a bedded arm over your shoulder, it's definitely toxic. I don't even know what to do. This is a man.

Okay. This is a man submission. Is it? Did he address it to somebody? I never say names because I don't want to put people's business. Did he address it to somebody? No. He actually didn't, but I'll

do it for him. Dr. P. Hello. I don't even know what to do. It feels like my girl... Come on, Cameron. Dr. P. Hello. I don't even know what to do. It feels like my girlfriend FaceTimes

her guy best friend way more than me sometimes. I've said something to her but i don't think she cares what i think about it so can you help me with trying to do with trying to figure out what to do i'm gonna go last everybody else go first it's because she doesn't like you as much as she likes her best friend. She's my best friend. Leave her. Yikes. Okay. Liv? Or she's getting something from him that you're not giving her.

Gah! No! Bollocks! Yes! Leave! I would feel some type of way. If Cameron was FaceTiming some girl that was her girl best friend Oh, no, we're not doing that granted. We're six years in married, so it's like it's a little different

But obviously if you know space having asking you wouldn't give a shit because we're all we're friends I would talk with Ashley. It's not like he's running the room face. I'm an actual by himself But if y'all did fight if you found out he was face having actionsing Ashton's like in y'all like randomly, you wouldn't be like, what the fuck's going on? Usually. No. But I'm saying like, if he's FaceTiming her more than he talks to his own. That is weird. That's where we draw the line.

Cause I would sit down and be like, Hey, like what's going on? Is he giving you some validation that I'm not like, let's talk about it. Cause that's what my role is supposed to be. And obviously I'm not giving that to you. So either let's figure it out or. All right. I'm not gonna lie. me uh definite red flag i'm a very passive person so i would definitely try to hear them out first you know that yeah i'd be like stupid i'd be like could you tell me why at least you'd be like what's the conversation about what you're talking

about she's like we're just talking about she's like sports i'm like oh it's sick so i like lebron that's that's way too much uh i would definitely, but the way I am, I wouldn't just destroy her dreams and everything right then and there. I would just distance myself. How do you know that's her dream? No, no, I'm just saying I wouldn't kill everything to do with her. See, why distance yourself? That's even more toxic.

That's worse. No, I would be quiet, and then once she asks why, I'd be like, no, go facetime your best friend. See, that's being petty. That is. That's some petty stuff. Be a grown-ass man and leave. Be a grown-ass man and leave.

Just go and tell her. But what if I don't want to leave? Well, then why do you want to give her the silent treatment? What if I don't? I get that. There's no in-between. You're either all in or you're all out. No.

Silent treatment is not a healthy coping mechanism. If you're not ready to leave yet because you're still- Per my therapist. That's what I'm saying. yet, because you're still... Per my therapist. That's what I'm saying. Okay, Ryan. I want to hear Ryan. Ryan, what would you do if your girlfriend, if you had a girlfriend, she was FaceTiming her male best friend way more than you?

Please keep it PC. If this was like four years ago, Ryan, I probably would have flipped out. Right now, though. Right now, I would act like it didn't phase me. You'd stay with her? Like, I would stay with her until she's, like, done something wrong. You would have questions. That wouldn't bother you?

Okay, I would definitely question her. But I wouldn't go past questions. I wouldn't act upset. The questions wouldn't be upset. What if her response is, you say, hey, babe, why are you FaceTiming him all the time? She's like, I just love talking to him. And you're like, well, you talk to him more than me. Damn, she used the L word?

Fuck. That's her best friend. That guy is her best friend. Damn it. He's plotting on the low. Okay, this is what I would do, all right? This is what I'm going to... Dr. P, the best love doctor.

Everybody cross your legs and pay attention. I can't cross my legs. Cross them. I have to. Liv? Cross them. I really can't. You're too close right now. All right, so this is what I'm going to. Live? Cross them. You can't be too close right now.

All right. So this is what I'm going to say to you, buddy. Dr. P, the best love doctor in the world. And I have my apprentice, Ruby, here. She's so cute, dog. Look at her. She's so cute. She looks like her.

This is what I'm going to say. She loves him. She loves him. She wants him. They have a special relationship that is built off of years that you can't give her yeah you're attractive yeah you're nice to her yeah you get that romantic side from her but they have they have something they have a foundation and listen bro she's gonna tell you that's just my friend what are you talking about that we can't talk about and she'll

be like oh oh oh oh oh and you know what don't be mad at her it's not her fault it's not yours it's not his everybody just got assigned to the wrong assigned seat right everybody's on the wrong assigned seat you just have to find where your table's at in the lunchroom and you got to go over there to your table she's with that table that's where she belongs that's where he belongs you belong at a different table and guess what there's going to be somebody at that table ready for you that deserves you that you deserve.

Right? You're just sitting at the wrong table and y'all are trying to mix friend groups. Don't do that. Or just do what she did. Find a girl best friend and see how she feels to really test her feelings. That's toxic. That's toxic as hell, Ashlyn. Well, if she can have a guy best friend, then he can have a girl see how she reels see how she feels to really test her feelings actually actually get toxic

that's toxic as hell actually well if she can have a guy best friend then he can have a girl best friend if she sees no issue don't play about about best friends but what if they naturally what if they naturally because the best friends always turn out to be the lovers but what if she what if what okay but what if he doesn't have a best friend? What girl best friend? They got tinge for friends. That's a thing. They got bumble friends.

I've seen it on TikTok. And since it's episode 100, I know y'all are all tired and drunk. But this is what I have to say. We have to do people's favorite segment. I'm not going to lie to you. What? It's our people's favorite segment. You know what that is?

Pop culture. Payton and Kim. Pop culture. Payton and Kim. Bow. I'm going to keep mine super, super short. This is prerecorded before the Tampa show. Saturday night, February 17th.

We are recording. Cameron, no one wants to talk about WWE or UFC. Oh, my God. You say that WWE or UFC. Oh my god. You say that every week. You were going to talk about the Tampa Live show? I was literally going to talk about our Tampa Live show. My wife said don't talk about the WWE and she slapped me in the head. Get the hell off me.

Get off me. Get off me. No. Hey, there is a UFC fight the same night. Anyway. February 17th, we are performing in Tampa. It's already happened. In Clearwater. It's already happened. It was fantastic.

Can't wait to hear everything, meet all the people, meet and greet. It's going to be fantastic. That's my pop culture. Can't wait to do it. Can't wait to see you all. That's cute. Cool story. Austin Live Show is coming up.

And guess what? We need another round of applause because the Austin Live Show is sold out. Round of applause. Austin Live Show is sold out. The what We need another round of applause Because the Austin live show Is sold out Round of applause Austin live show is sold out The hometown show So excited for that We have the summer tour Coming up

We're going to Where are we going Las Vegas Denver Vegas Denver Washington D.C. Houston

Philadelphia Chicago Philly And Arizona Phoenix Phoenix Summer live show.

We're going to take a long time off of touring. Probably about the whole... Until 2025. And then we're going to... We can't say yet, but there's going to be great stuff coming. And then for the people that the city we didn't come to, there's going to be a special treat for you too. Don't worry about it.

We're going to make sure everybody gets love. We love you so much. Pop culture. It's episode 100. We are the pop culture. Hey, I like that. I like that. And that was people's favorite segment.

You know what that was? Pop culture. Pay it, Nick. Oh, no. Time out. Time out. If y'all don't goddamn sing. I was singing.

Ready? Pop culture. Pay it, Nick. Yeah. Pop culture. Pay it, Nick. I was singing. Ready? Pop culture, Peyton and Cam. Yeah. Pop culture with Peyton and Cam. Bow. That kind of took all the announcements, too. That was everything.

That was everything. I don't want to. It was a great episode. Watch one day on Netflix if you want to cry. My God. No. But this was episode 100 of the You Should Know podcast we absolutely love y'all we cannot be here we cannot be at episode 100 without you your secret code to get your good karma confuse the

casuals is very very simple it's a one zero zero one zero zero 100 leave it everywhere we love y'all so much thank you for coming back. Tampa, we would have already been there and hung out with y'all. Had a great time. Everyone else, we'll see you again next week. We absolutely love y'all. We love y'all so, so, so damn much. Gotta untie the dress shoes for us. Thank you for allowing us to do 100 episodes.

I know this episode was a little different. It was a little longer. It was more just like a celebratory episode. I hope y'all enjoyed it. Everybody, the new logo is out. So all you imposter accounts, go ahead and change your profile picture because that's the new one. Austin, we'll see you. Shout out to Logan. Mama Liv don't play.

Mama Liv don't play. Round of applause for Logan one more time with the new logo. Everybody, round of applause for Ruby. Yay, Ruby Ruby get off me Ruby I love you so much thank you for being my little protective blanket one more time for Auntie Ashlyn one more time for

Ryan one more time for Mama Liv and one big round of applause for the You Should Know podcast family we love you love y'all so much and remember oh wait y'all gotta keep y'all's confetti poppers i'm so sorry i know y'all want to leave y'all we spent money on them so y'all get y'all's confetti poppers all right guys that was episode 100 of the you should know podcast we love you so much and remember one out of ten don't make it home to christmas and we will

see you on episode 101. See you next time! Woo! Oh wow that was lame. Oh mine didn't even work. Woo! What the fuck. Yay.

We still love y'all. We love y'all. We love you so much. We'll see you next time. 100 everybody! It's a cute little dud to end the episode.