You Should Know Podcast - THE BOG ROLL -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: September 12, 2022

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Starting point is 00:02:14 Oh, God. Oh, hey, everybody. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to The You Should Know Podcast. Season two, episode 25. Round of applause, please. That was more of a rumble of applause. I'll take it. I'm not mad at it. Let's try it again. Round of applause please that was more of a rumble of applause i'll take it i'm not mad at it let's try it again round of applause for the studio audience please let's go we can tell we can tell some people don't have the best rhythm they weren't they weren't born
Starting point is 00:02:39 into the rhythm and it is fine and we still love them guys welcome back to the you should know podcast i missed you with all my heart it feels like every week I'm like oh I can't wait to get back to the studio and record a podcast for everybody watching I'm not gonna lie to you today is one of those episodes we stopped at Starbucks before we came to the studio am I sweating to no to no end right now it is like Shamu could live under my right armpit it is an unbelievable amount of agua a little bit of water a little bit of sweat under the pit area it's okay we know me by now it's fine we're not gonna make a comment about it we got like four shots of espresso inside of the Starbucks drink right now. I'm wired.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Guys, if you haven't already, look below you. You see that subscribe button isn't pressed? You're wrong. If you look even more below that and you see that comment section isn't fulfilled with your name, guess what? Even more wrong. You don't know what to say? That's fine.
Starting point is 00:03:40 I'll give you something to say. Just say, hey, Peyton, your shirt looks nice. You're not wearing all black. Round of applause for Peyton not wearing all black. No one cares. I'm about to throw up. Like, honestly, it's like a big excerpt of energy. I had a little bit of sushi, a little bit of Starbucks before I got on the set.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Not a good mix. I don't know why I thought that would be good for the body inside in the organ area. I just want to give a shout out real quick to the Discord family. Boy, has the Discord family grown. It is a beautiful, beautiful place in there. It's just like we've built our own community. Let me not even say me. Y'all have built this community amongst yourselves. Shout out to my degenerates. There's a channel for my degenerates and they just have wild talks in there. I love you guys even though you think I don't. I love you. I love my degenerates. I love the meme community in the discord that screenshot like pictures from the podcast and make memes. I literally like that's my favorite part of the discord so far is watching y'all's
Starting point is 00:04:41 creativity and shout out to the people that are just in there reading enjoying the vibes I love it I promise you I'm in that discord reading everything so shout out to the discord family if you want to be a part of the discord family the link is below we got to get all the all the stuff out of the way you got to follow me on instagram at psha we are about to hit 10,000 followers on Instagram. Now, we can do that this episode. If everybody stops right now, I'll give you a second. I'm looking at you right down the barrel. I'm looking at you. You're not following me on Instagram.
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Starting point is 00:08:45 Colin and Cam. Alright guys, we got... Colin and Cam, back. I missed you, buddy. God, that actually kind of hurt. I missed you, buddy. That actually kind of hurt. I haven't seen you in a minute. Don't do that again. You messed up my hat. And you messed up my shoulder.
Starting point is 00:09:04 You alright? Do I need you? No, I'm great. I feel great. I haven't seen you in a minute don't do that again you messed up my hat and you messed up my shoulder you all right don't you yeah no i'm great i feel great i got the i haven't seen you in a while shake my hand damn it nice to see you again good man are you doing good i am i like your shirt let go of me all right there we go yeah co-host cam's back in the studio how are you feeling buddy we missed you i'm feeling good we saw you last week i have a very very, you know, it's just, I don't, it's, it needs to be asked. Okay. Yeah. What is your least favorite scent? Excuse me? Of all of them. I hate when I walk into somewhere and it smells like potty. It's my, if it's not the potty and it smells like potty it's my if it's not the potty and it smells like potty it upsets me to no bitter what's the expression I was gonna say no bitter end to no
Starting point is 00:09:52 no bitter end no end end of time what are you he's not allowed to get Starbucks I don't know what else to tell you i'm never bringing him starbucks again i'm so potty yeah potty's the least favorite uh i'm locking in sewers or sewage especially on a hot day if you walk if you're walking outside here in texas yeah in the summertime over a sewer it might cause you physical harm it might be such a bad scent it really might it might it might do it's like it's got radiation in it you grow an extra thumb actually chemically not good for you to sit you get another eye warm sewage is just so it's a nasty oh it's it's just the worst i don't't know. That reminded me. Whenever, like, okay, I might be exposing myself right now. But, like, whenever you, like, does your, like, sink ever smell horrid?
Starting point is 00:10:51 Oh, that's, like, that's top ten. I'm, like, in my living room sometimes. That's when something's in your garbage disposal. You got to go run the water and clink that on. I found a hack. You want to know it? The ice? Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:11:06 Ice? You never seen that oh you put ice in your sink and you like push it down the garbage disposal you turn it on and the i mean ice is water we know that is that every time it crunches and it just goes and it like lifts all the dirt and just sinks everything off of it oh oh oh there's an insect it's a fruit fly but my hack is completely obvious like polar okay you get boiling hot water literally opposite it's like not a solid and it's hot completely same same thing though still water but just not hard so boiling boiling hot water put it in a pan probably that's where you boil it and then you put it in but or before that you put baking you put it in a pot not a pan pans are flat pots you know i don't use those too often unless i'm cooking my beef i feel like i'm about to throw up you need you're never Never ever ever bringing you Starbucks again. All right. Oh my god
Starting point is 00:12:07 you take boiling water you take baking soda first and you put the baking soda in the in the in the and then you put the you then you get in and then and then you get the Boiling water and you put that on there and then sometimes I takes insects and that's a insect spray You need to have insect spray here. It's because of the plants. I water those puppies every day. Yep. All right.
Starting point is 00:12:40 You pour the baking soda in the boiling water down the drain? Yeah. And then some insect spray to get some... Dude, baking soda and vinegar, white distilled vinegar. That's a dangerous word. That is a... Distilled? Oh, vinegar.
Starting point is 00:12:54 I thought you meant distilled. Oh, I didn't even say this in the intro. Before we get into anything, the merch is almost done. Oh. You've seen it. Y'all. I sent it to you. Y'all.
Starting point is 00:13:06 I saw... Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, done. Oh. You've seen it. Y'all. I sent it to you. Y'all. That's all. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, now. Hey. He put his... Thank you.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Put his foot in the pot with this one. Thank you. I mean, I had a couple, like, hey, we should tweak this. Yes, yes. His mind was the, you know, the... I think... I think... That one.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Hey. Hey. That's... Yeah. Y'all are going to like it. I don't know what else to say besides dope merch, great creativity, greatness. Thank you. I don't know what else to say.
Starting point is 00:13:37 Thank you. Yeah. And anything... Oh, right here? Do the pinky one. Oh, lock and... I've never done that. That made me feel closer to you.
Starting point is 00:13:44 It's like a hammock for your pinky i didn't like the way you just said that though it's like an avatar when they sleep and they never seen that movie you've never seen avatar never not once in my life the blue monkeys from avatar what are those monkeys no they're like 10 foot centile beings from a different universe feet oh they're mad you've never seen it I've never seen it. I've never seen it. They're like, they stand about 10, 11 feet. But everything else is like equally as large. So they don't look,
Starting point is 00:14:10 they look normal in their habitat. Yeah, because they're all 10 feet. Yeah. But I'm saying the trees are like hundreds. It's like they live in California redwoods.
Starting point is 00:14:18 So it's like, they're huge, but everything else around them is huge. But then when the people come, they're like, oh. You want to see something gross? Please don't. Why is your hand in your shirt? Why is your hand in your shirt why is your hand in your shirt i know
Starting point is 00:14:28 you're sweating but why what are you picking you need a roll of paper towels right here right right here i'm so sweaty i'm so yeah but the merch is almost done. I don't make any decisions here at the You Should Know Podcast by myself. I do run everything by Coach Cam, and that's before the podcast even happened in my life. I would run things by Cam before I made any decisions. I was his instructional coach. Yeah, you were my life mentor. On how to be, on how to exist. I was giving him tips and tricks.
Starting point is 00:15:03 Daily note-taking sessions. Yeah, so yes, it's going to be great. We both have a hand in it, and it's going to be awesome. That's not the merch, but that's Manscaped. No, no, this isn't the merch, but this is our dearly beloved Manscaped. Dearly beloved. God, we love them, don't we? Do you?
Starting point is 00:15:21 There's – Like you just ran like a quarter mile. Okay. There's some fast food in this earth, on this planet. Very good. That if you eat, you belong under the prison, bottom bunk, not able to see light. Let me tell you something. I was going to gonna say we might get
Starting point is 00:15:45 into a fist fight right now depending on what you have to say i'm telling you right now if what i'm about to say if you disagree with it you will never sit on that guy let's see if you eat long john silvers l2 chicken patties with the crusties on the back. Oh, he eats it. Oh, he eats it. No, I don't eat it. I have never been to Long John Silver's since I was like seven years old. You act like I could hop in my own car at seven and be like, ooh, I want Chick-fil-A. Yeah, but you'd be like, Mom, no. If Mom is going to Long John's,
Starting point is 00:16:20 little Bubby here is getting the L2 chicken patties, hush puppy on the side, extra crusties, fries. Oh, the fact that you know that order that hard doesn't mean you went there casually. That was your spot for a minute. I'm about to throw up. You need to breathe. I can't. Just.
Starting point is 00:16:41 But no, no, Long John – like, think about that. The fact that you're going and getting fast food, seafood – Seafood fast food in North Texas where the nearest body of water is like Lake Louisville. I don't know. It's – that's concerning. Like, I don't eat – I don't order – like, I mean, if you go to Razzoo's or something like that, crawfish can be eaten. But I don't get any other type of seafood unless I'm near, if I can see the water. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:17:15 Where's that coming from? Where are you getting that insect, huh? They took that from the Indian Ocean. They took that from the sea, threw it on a truck. That took off from Miami in a hot truck for three, four days. And then it gets to Texas and they're like, eat this. And stopped at seven gas stations. Screw you. That's what I should say. Hey, absolutely not. And now that you're saying that, Red Lobster is just as nasty. Okay. And it's morally wrong because you walk in
Starting point is 00:17:41 and they're alive. Exactly. You into a red lobster i want to eat him exactly you're going into the red lobster you're walking into the lobby the first thing you see to your right is just a family having a good time in their little tank thinking of a plan to escape that they don't know what's about to happen that that is a tank of death and you're going you're walking in your bike table for two and, I'm about to eat your cousin in about 45 minutes. That is sick. Your grandma? She's coming home with meat. Who?
Starting point is 00:18:08 That sounded wild. Who, but who, like, I don't eat seafood because it makes me nauseous. I mean, I dabble in about three. Shrimp, catfish. Ooh. Has to be, like, good restaurant restaurant salmon i couldn't buy salmon and bring it home try to make myself it wouldn't be the same oh it's about the only three shrimp catfish crawfish but i mean that's like crawfish is like you're doing a sudoku puzzle for like 40
Starting point is 00:18:37 seconds to get a piece of meat the size of a skittle so exactly it's kind of like you uh do i do i want to do this or should i get chicken tenders that's kind of that's all i'm like bring bring the chicken tenders but that uh there's a story i have about biscuits when do we start talking about biscuits god they don't serve biscuits at oh the cheddar baby exactly segue that's what made me think that motherfucker his father there's like a little fucking insect but um god i like i always say i should cut this out a 98% chances doesn't go into the podcast he's he's back he's on me yeah get him off i hit it okay he's gone all right that's jerry yeah he is he's gone. All right. That's Jerry. Yeah, he is. He's your new pet.
Starting point is 00:19:26 Also, remember episode eight when I said there was a bird that hit that window and died? He's just bone. Oh, God. Yeah, recipes to him. That's a studio pet back there. Our dead bird is our mascot. It's very representative of this. But there's a story I have about a biscuit.
Starting point is 00:19:49 We were at an AAU tournament, me and my family. I was playing in high school. As one does. And it was late at night. I want to say, say 925. Okay. Very specific. Oddly specific. But there's a reason. It was 1013. Very specific. Oddly specific.
Starting point is 00:20:05 But there's a reason. It was 1013. Little cloudy. The back passenger door was a little open. Then it happened. Good God. Paint me a better picture, Picasso. See if you can get that done.
Starting point is 00:20:19 So I said eight words. Then the bird flew. Its right talon struck my window. Like, good lord. We're talking about biscuits. Not equality and injustice. This is biscuits. Get to it.
Starting point is 00:20:36 Biscuits. Let's go. Just take it. Be in the moment and grab it and go for it. I can't see out of my left eye. Why? Biscuits. Biscuits. Biscuits.
Starting point is 00:20:47 Okay. Okay. It was 925. And the reason I'm saying what time it was is because. Oh, there better be a reason. Because the church's chicken closed at 930. That's your fault. It's my family's fault.
Starting point is 00:21:01 I was a kid. They. Oh, my God. So we pulled up to the drive-thru and We ordered we ordered this motherfucker, bro You get this place fermented Sprinkle that cucumber Gatorade That'll probably take them out
Starting point is 00:21:25 That'll probably get rid of them That's a great callback um geez that was comedy 101 right there. I was a good shake my hand I was actually really good. Thank you hammock. I'm never doing that again. It's you know it's nice though I had a bit for anyone who can't see next time you shake a hand Get a little bad action All right fuck these biscuits. biscuits so it was 9 20 oh my god 9 25 you're ordering food from church's chicken and they closed at 9 30 so it was 9 25 church is closed at 9 30 okay we pulled up to the drive-thru they said hey we're limited on stuff because we ordered and they're like we don't have that because we're about to close
Starting point is 00:22:04 just pull it to the window and i'll tell you what we got that's red flag number one if they're saying hey i'll tell you what we got we're about to close don't eat there you all should have pulled out you're not required to eat there water burgers 24 hour we wanted to chug so we pull up to the window He's looking back and he's like yeah, we got a thigh We got a bone got a drum and some biscuits He's like he's like bartering with you like their POS systems not even on he's like We'll call this about six bucks. What do you want it or? If not, we're throwing it away What do you say?
Starting point is 00:22:42 But it's actually worse today because he goes honestly man. We're about to away. So what do you say? But it's actually worse than that because he goes, honestly, man, we're about to throw this out anyway. I'll just put a bunch of stuff in here and then you can have it. So we got free Church's chicken and biscuits. We're like, oh, we saved money. It's fine. Let's do it. We take the Church's chicken and the biscuits. We go back to the hotel room.
Starting point is 00:23:02 My parents go in their room. I go into my room. I begin to eat my church's chicken. And then I see the biscuit last because you know I eat my food in order. I see the biscuit, and there's something that came over me that said, don't eat that biscuit. It's probably due to the fact that that biscuit might have had the same consistency as a cinder block
Starting point is 00:23:26 at that point in time that biscuit was probably four and a half hours old the light wasn't it the warming light wasn't even on at this point god that dude this flies pissing me off all right go you might have if you ate the business if I think where this is going if you yeah we know We need to get him. He's right here. He's right here. Oh, get him.
Starting point is 00:23:47 I lost him for a second in the light. Get him! Ah! Oh my... I got him? Yes! He actually got him. Wow.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Jaden Smith who? I have the time. He actually got them. You're going to stay there. You are going to listen to this podcast without freedom of roaming. All right. Enjoy the afterlife. All right.
Starting point is 00:24:16 All right. So I'm looking at that biscuit and I'm like, shouldn't eat it. I was hungry. I finished my chocolate and I saw the biscuit. It's like, I i gotta eat this biscuit i eat half the biscuit i go to bed right i'm sleeping i'm sleeping but then in the middle of the night i'm wet and i'm like i know i sweat a lot but this is a ungodly amount of perspiration coming from my pores yeah but i
Starting point is 00:24:45 didn't know i was ill i was just like i'm just hot i didn't feel bad i was just hot as soon as i opened my eyes it was like i was in an optical illusion it was like i was in a haunted house like it was just spirals and spirals of things and i was like oh no why am i dizzy what is happening i can't see in front of me i i get up to evaluate my situation like where am i what's going on do i have legs still analyze assess adjust exactly i stand up and then my stomach is just dropped straight to your knee it is like mike tyson had a sparring match with my gut. Monkey, monkey. I'm like, oh, this is bad.
Starting point is 00:25:30 This is code red. Falcon blue. We need to call security. India Golf Niner Niner. I need help. It is bad. I'm a bad sick. I'm a bad, bad.
Starting point is 00:25:41 I turned into a baby. I'm not even going to speak on that. I've seen this man sick. Oh, that's a different story for a different podcast. Oh, that's coming. I'm a bad sick, so I turned into a baby. And I'm like, I need my mom. I'm going to go see my mom.
Starting point is 00:26:00 I somehow stumble out of my room, get to the elevator. Elevator made it so much worse. I was like, uh, uh, hitting buttons on the thing the thing i told you his immediate fallback is he's blind he just loses eyesight what's wrong did you get poked and not know my i ate a biscuit and i can't see so i get into my parents room i'm knocking boom boom boom boom like two three in the morning and you know my parents they're on security mode all the time, so they're popping hard and pops up. Yeah, he's ready.
Starting point is 00:26:29 And he opens the door, and he's like, what the hell is going on? I move him out of the way. I take three steps into my parents' room. It was like every liquid and solid that I had ever digested was on that hotel floor now when I went to the bathroom to try to finish up the throw up it wasn't just throw up you ever shot out of two ends at one time oh you were sawed off double-barrel shotgun it was like... In the bathtub. What?
Starting point is 00:27:10 Which end? What? Because I couldn't... What do you mean? Because you stood in the shower to vomit. When there's a toilet, a hop, skip, and a jump away from you. No, it's because they're coming out at the same time So I couldn't for them to both land in one said location that means you're in the middle of it
Starting point is 00:27:33 Like if you were facing one Face the other the the backside would go to or the front if you're looking in the tub How did they both get in the same spot? I front if you're looking in the herb the tub how did they both get in the same spot i just stood in the i stood in the bathtub i stood in the bathroom because i couldn't commit deranged individual i was sick i couldn't think straight couldn't see the tub felt like the toilet no it's because the way i crawled into it the way the bathroom was set up i had to commit to one i couldn't like poke my head into the shower and throw up while the other end was activated. It was all in there.
Starting point is 00:28:11 So I had to. I guess that's fair enough. That was the nastiest two and a half hours of my life. Two and a half hours? I went to the hospital because I was so dehydrated. How young were you? What age were you? Probably like 14.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Oh. Yeah. Should I cut that? Did they give you an IV? Yeah, yeah. They couldn't find the vein. That's insane. They couldn't find the vein.
Starting point is 00:28:34 So they were just squiggling the needle around in my arm. And they're like, we can't find it. And I was like, get it out! Bro, you just said you threw up for two and a half hours. Not continuously, but like on and off. Yeah, but two and a half hours of vomit in a tub, sawed off double barrel shotgun, double action going, one man army perk. You got finished with one weapon. You went to the other one and then you got iodine and stuck with an iv you should have you should have committed arson and
Starting point is 00:29:17 burned that churches to the ground that biscuit ruined. That biscuit had strands of viruses that we don't even know. That's where COVID started. Oh, that's insane. Did you know Johnny Depp is from Kentucky? What? What? What? What are your segues today?
Starting point is 00:29:38 Johnny Depp. Oh, damn. Never mind. I can actually think of a segue. KFC. No, no, no. Chicken. Kentucky. Did you?
Starting point is 00:29:48 That's left field. Left, far left. But I didn't know that. Why does he have that British accent? Yeah, that's insane. Wait, so he's from Kentucky but then went to England? No, he's just from Kentucky. His license plate or his ID says
Starting point is 00:30:07 Memphis, Kentucky on that thing. Memphis where? Where's Memphis? Kentucky. We're not doing this again. Okay, so he has an F in English. He can't read, can't write, he can't see, and now he has no clue where geography is. Karma comes fast. Geography. Where's Memphis? Tennessee. So is he from Tennessee? Or is he from Kentucky? I thought they were the same. We have 49 states, by the way. Tennessee and Kentucky are one. That's not what I meant. I thought Memphis was in Kentucky. I've never been.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Oh my God. I've never been to Paris. But I know it's in France. No, it's not. It's in London. Paris, Le... Paris, France. Paris, France. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:08 You're about to piss me off. I don't know. You need to stop. Do you think I'm dumb? I'm a smart guy. Perception's reality at this point. If it quacks, I could. If it quacks, the shoe fits.
Starting point is 00:31:23 What other ones can we see? Why does he have that accent? Yeah, no, that's different. The shoe fits The shoe fits What other ones can we see? Why does he have that accent? Yeah, no, that's different. That's like, that is S tier level acting Did he just, no, he does it in real life He's like, oh dude, do that He's like, you're from the country, like what are you How does that happen?
Starting point is 00:31:42 He's like, no I'm not What's he like, you're from Kentucky He's like, no, I'm not. What's he like? He's like, you're from Kentucky. He's like, no, I'm not. I'm not from Kentucky. Why does he talk like that? One day, you're just like, yep, that's what I'm going with. That's like 21 being from whole across the pond.
Starting point is 00:31:58 No, no, no, but he was born there. Yeah, but I'm saying... So his accent and dialect is going to come from here. Johnny was born here. Born here, is here. He was just like, one day, I is going to come from here. Johnny was born again. Born here. Is here. He was just like, one day, I'm going to do this. He's like, all I want to be from here.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Speaking of the Brits, British accents and everything, 70 years. There's another fly. His. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh, my God. He's back from the gulag. He just respawned.
Starting point is 00:32:35 He jumped from the. I'm over here talking about perch. We have one man army. He had last stand. He's gone. He's gone. That's the. We. gone. That's the... We...
Starting point is 00:32:45 Okay. We now have Peyton, co-host Cam, Terminator Fly. That is our new trio. We need to add him to the logo. Yeah. Get a W9 for this guy. Yeah, I need to tell Manscaped we got another co-host. What is going on?
Starting point is 00:33:02 He's really... Like, that's him. Yeah, no. That's unbelievable how that just happened. I wouldn't swipe at him again. He knows something we don't. Oh, my God. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:33:13 Actually, speaking of Britain, right? Yeah. Is that the same place? The greatest of Britons. Is there multiple? There's just one great one. Have you? Sushi. I'm never bringing him Starbucks. I think it one have you sushi I'm never bringing them Starbucks nothing it's a sushi never bringing it's the
Starting point is 00:33:29 crab you did say seafood makes you know what is this I'm turning yeah Johnny I went down this The face Alright go You went down what? Some hole Some rabbit hole So Who made up British slang
Starting point is 00:33:57 Have you ever heard British slang before? That is probably One of my Not the jokes behind it Because those Some of them are rough but like the jokes of the accents are unbelievable
Starting point is 00:34:10 I went down they're so funny with the fish when they leave oh my it's whatever happens to empathy she's still a human being
Starting point is 00:34:26 Isn't it Dude those Again the jokes Some are Rough Far fetched Very rough But
Starting point is 00:34:34 The What are you doing Got a hair Yeah Hairball You're a cat So I'll start that Yeah no God no say what do you call like whenever
Starting point is 00:34:52 you're using the restroom to clean up you just you know you just use the restroom number two you just sat down on the loo wipe no what do you call the actual utensil that you use that comes off the world bathroom tissue what do you call the actual utensil that you use that comes off the roll? Toilet paper. Bathroom tissue? What do they call it? A bog roll. A what? A bog? That sounds like...
Starting point is 00:35:10 A bog roll. A bog roll? What does that even mean? Head to the loo and hopefully you'll find a bog roll. The loo is kind of sick. I like that. I wouldn't mind saying, I'm going to go to the loo. You know what happens when you go to the loo?
Starting point is 00:35:18 I'm going to go to the loo. I'm going to go to the loo. I'm going to go to the loo. I'm going to go to the loo. I'm going to go to the loo. I'm going to go to the loo. I'm going to go to the loo. I'm going to go to the loo. I'm going to go to the loo. I'm going to go to the loo. I'm going to Head to the loo and hopefully you'll find a bog row. The loo is kind of sick. I like that.
Starting point is 00:35:26 I wouldn't mind saying, I'm going to go to the loo. You know what happens when you- I'm going to ring you back in a minute, all right? That's tough, too. Some of the dudes, Brit, I like it. I'm a fan. When you're having a good- You know, we're having a good conversation right now.
Starting point is 00:35:38 You're having a good- They call it- Chinwag. Chinwag? What is- Where are you where's who's they what are these resources do you have time to sit for a chinwag what there's more that sounds like a i don't even know what that sounds like a chinwag yeah like a bog roll is crazy though that sounds like. A chin wag. Yeah. Like, a bog roll is crazy, though. That sounds like something from mythology. Like a monster. Like a boss level.
Starting point is 00:36:12 You have to beat the bog roll. What does that sound like? Bog. I'm thinking. It's on my. It's on the tip of me tongue. Where do you sleep at night? Bed.
Starting point is 00:36:25 The kip. The kip. The kip? No, they're just... No. There's no way. Jet lag? You feeling a little groggy? You want to head for the kip?
Starting point is 00:36:36 There's no way. What is a kip? No. No. Nope. What is a kip? That is... That's not real.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Breathe. You got full marks. Go fancy up with the bowl roll and then head to the kip. No. You got full marks on your math test. You must really know your onions. What? I'm like, all right, Hansel and Gretel.
Starting point is 00:37:11 No, they're not British. That sounds like a fairy tale, though. You must know your onions. They would count onions. You know, like elementary math, it's like Johnny had three apples, gave Maria one. How many had their like... They're like, Charleston had four onions, but he threw one to the kip.
Starting point is 00:37:34 How many onions does it take to clean his bog rolls? Like that's... That's just unnecessary. Yeah. And then he went for a chin wag. Oh my God. Shit chat. See how... Yeah, that's unnecessary. I should have had good chin wag. Yeah. And then he went for a chin wag. Oh my God. Shit chat. See how that, yeah, that's funny.
Starting point is 00:37:50 But when they're like, I'll ring you back or ring you later. That's lit too. Oh, they call porta potties a waterloo. Make sure you don't shake in the waterloo. Whatever happened to empathy? She's still a human being, isn't it? Would you be laughing if that was your lady? Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:38:17 We love our British audience. Thank you for that. Thank y'all for y'all's slang. That's funny. Bro. Isn't it equally as funny though is they like they think we sound ludicrous with facts we say probably facts is what they're like they're like but it's not a fact like where's the book that it's published like or bet or like on what
Starting point is 00:38:39 they was like you know like oh we like drip like you gotta drip no you got drip like where where's the faucet Is it coming from the down light? Where's like no, that's it's crude language in itself is like just think about that later and I always think of like like Asian continent like everything over there like again. This is nothing disrespectful at all It's more like remarkable, but it's like if we hear someone speaking Chinese, Japanese, you know, anything like that, we have no clue, and it doesn't even sound like real to us. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:16 And it's the exact same thing for them. Isn't it crazy? We're making an abundance of noises right now. Yeah, it's so normal to us. And if someone from a different language, different culture, don't know any English, it's like, it's like blah, blah, blah. Exactly. Like, no clue.
Starting point is 00:39:33 That's wild. That's so wild to me. You know, I was talking to this girl that lives in, like, New York. We were FaceTiming, and she was like, you have a hard accent. Oh, I know. What? Oh, I know. So we had teammates from across the nation throughout college and stuff,
Starting point is 00:39:49 and it's like even that stuff, like born Americans, hear their whole life, playing basketball, whatever, and it's just complete different, complete different dialect. It's insane. It's still English, but it's like jokes completely different, accents completely different, what you call things completely different. It's just like it's like jokes completely different accents clearly different what you call things completely different it's just like it's why I want to say Australians are probably the funniest people that I've ever met yeah I'm gonna shout out Andy Andy my Andy might we love you yeah I
Starting point is 00:40:16 hope he's doing good I still like this I don't know this did it get in your did it get in your kip you're right you look angry I'm I'm getting there I don't know where he went or he needs he does not need to come back I haven't seen him in a minute hope he's doing good felt him so It's my... Your eyes are watering. I don't know what... I'm under attack.
Starting point is 00:40:51 Oh, I'm laughing again. Damn it. Do we need to take five? No. Okay. We need to take five bucks and buy insect repellent. That's what we need to do. There's going to be no Discord call this episode. call this episode hey this episode's not near being done but i just want to take a second to recover and um i'm just kidding we'll be back with the calls next week i
Starting point is 00:41:15 just want to take a second to recover because he's under attack and i'm having a laughing attack and i'm sweating so bad but this is going to be an instagram heavy episode i'm saying there's going to be a lot of perks for following on Instagram, at PSHA. And we have so many video requests, so many DMs. Thank you. You have to be following to be on the show. This one is really – I just noticed what you were doing this whole time. About 10 seconds of it.
Starting point is 00:41:36 It's all right. I'll see. Were they girathers or were they pod questions? I forgot, but I just screenshotted and I remember it was really good. This is from Tyler Brown on Instagram. Shout out to Tyler Brown. He sent a long message saying how he loves the show. So shout out to Tyler.
Starting point is 00:41:52 But then he said. You better get up. You better stand up. If you don't spit that out. Continue. You better get up. You better stand up. If you don't spit that out. It's static. Oh. Ooh. Continue. That's disgusting.
Starting point is 00:42:12 You just went. And went. Oh, you. Yeah. You want to talk about under the cot, under the cement floor? That's you right now. My mom's going to be so mad when she watches this. That's her least favorite noise. Oh, my God. Sorry, Mom. That's you right now. My mom's going to be so mad when she watches this. That's her least favorite noise. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:42:25 Sorry, Mom. That's disgusting. So Tyler Brown says, if you could give Cam a superpower, what would it be? And what would he give you? And he said, I feel like y'all would come up with some crazy stuff. So are you answering both? Like what you think I'd give you? Or are you going to answer mine and I'm going to answer yours?
Starting point is 00:42:45 I'll give you a super... And I give you? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Shout out to Tyler Brown on Instagram. Thank you. TB, shout out. We got another Instagram video submission coming after this. Okay, let's see. Just take ten seconds and think.
Starting point is 00:42:57 Okay. What would be most beneficial for... Like we're actually trying to help each other. Okay. Okay. I got about five more seconds. I'm trying to help each other okay okay i have about five more seconds between the two and i'm trying not to make it like dead silence for the audio listeners you go first though so i can think well because i'm just talking and filling the void of depth all right mine's a double all right let's do it to best benefit my life best benefit your life here we go your life. Here we go. Superpower. Ready? I'll smack you. Count me down. Three, two, one.
Starting point is 00:43:27 In Dallas. In Atlanta. Botox armpits and a repellent to the color black. That's your superpowers. You're never allowed to wear black again. You're out of your comfort zone. You're not sweating. You know what?
Starting point is 00:43:40 You can thank me later. I got something for you. Oh. Oh, dad, huh? Yep. I'm actually going to help you. Would that not benefit you? Yeah can thank me later. I got something for you. Oh. Oh, dad, huh? Yep. I'm actually going to help you. Would that not benefit you? Yeah, but you could...
Starting point is 00:43:49 I want to teleport. That's my... I want to teleport. Okay. I'll give you a real one after yours. Go. No. Because this is...
Starting point is 00:43:55 This is genuinely mine for you. I would give you the ability to have laser focus. That's not... Is that not the same thing? No. That's not, is that not the same thing? No. That's not a superpower. I can go get Botox armpits. That's not a superpower.
Starting point is 00:44:13 And repellent to black, black's my favorite color. Alright. That's not, that's my favorite color to wear. I was gonna say, I was gonna say something that's just mean.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Say it. No. Why? No, it's not a superpower. Oh, well, that's just a ding. Okay, I would deflate your hips. Now say something mean to me. Say it, motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Say it. Deflate my... It hurts. It doesn't need to be deflated. It's painful. The other night, I couldn't sleep. I literally was in the bed, and I was like, Liv, my hip is giving me extreme pain. Okay, backstory.
Starting point is 00:44:51 I don't think we've ever clarified this. Long story short, before... What is that? No. No. He's back. He was right there. I got... I'm... I'm so sweaty.
Starting point is 00:45:03 Okay. Before my. Before he's, I'm never, ever getting, if he ever has a Starbucks drink ever again, he, he got it. I'm never getting it to him again. He's like, he's like, you have the zoomies right now. You're like a puppy. They can't calm down.
Starting point is 00:45:22 Oh my God. All right. Backstory. puppy they can't calm down oh my god all right backstory so before my second year get off of me going into the second year of uh going into the second year of college for basketball we're doing some pickup runs at the toward the end of the summer and i literally were running like the most random thing that you can never like it's not like i went up got hit came down felt like so we're literally we my team scored we're running back on defense and me and someone else just trip up on each other so when i tripped i landed like braced myself on my foot all my weight shot through like landed on my one leg and just like shifted my whole pelvis so it's kind of
Starting point is 00:46:08 like this so we're running back we trip up on each other and this is what planted all my weight on my hip right it hurt really bad for like two seconds I was like oh golly what just happened I tried to take one step I literally fell to the floor like I could not I was like I'm absolutely done like I was really so that's what happened anyway my uh my pelvis came out of alignment the like deep deep deep in here had a bone bruise and my piriformis was strained which is like a small muscle right here so it was just really bad and basically long story short through PT and stuff like I got back to where I could play obviously I finished my whole career out but it's
Starting point is 00:46:56 like it's only this hip I've lost like mobility in it like this leg I can do all sorts of whatever but this leg it's just like it's like creaky i don't know i don't know how to say it it's like a you have hip dysplasia like a labrador yeah like a literally like an old dog or something but it's it's wild but all that explains why it'll just be random times and my hip just i'm just like because he he gives me crap about it i will literally be walking i'm just like like yo like today's one days. Like, I don't know if it's raining outside or if it's, like, connected to something. But I'm like, man, it just hurts. Speaking of injuries, I've broken my foot, hyperextended my knee, broke my collarbone,
Starting point is 00:47:35 broke all my fingers, fractured my elbow, six concussions, and I broke my back. I was in a brace on my back for a whole year. They call you Turtle Boy. I had this big-ass brace, and I had to walk like this for a year. What's up, Leonardo? Hey, ooh, where's Master Splinter? You want some pizza? I just see him there like...
Starting point is 00:48:02 Ooh, what are you going to go fight a crime boss oh yeah concussions no that's crazy you're one concussion away from spongebob becoming like your uncle or something if you what you know what I'm saying no one what no one knows what you're saying if you you get deep concussions multiple times, you're supposed to be in a dark place and not watch TV and stuff like that for a while until you get back to normal, like baseline. What's Spongebob got to do with this? If you were to watch Spongebob and your memory and your tracks don't align,
Starting point is 00:48:41 it's supposed to go like this and you just Spongebob. And now you got Uncle Spongebob, oh, and now you got an Uncle Spongebob. I don't think anybody's ever heard that. In high school, teammate of mine, well, not teammate, but he was playing football, classmate of mine, so many concussions over and over again, had to stop playing. He missed two months of school. He had to spend like a month in a dark room. He couldn't watch stuff because his brain was so like that's what i'm saying they literally told him like just don't do anything really damn mine were
Starting point is 00:49:11 all mine were all mild here he is mine were all mild so it wasn't like they were all deep concussions just a bunch of mild ones that stacked up to each other football damn yeah it's tough well it's good for him so he doesn't. Yeah, so he knows who he is. Yeah. My sophomore year of high... God. It's coming back. Just throw up.
Starting point is 00:49:34 Just get it out the way. Not on the rug. In the trash can. Then remove the trash can. No, I'd let it bake in here for a little bit. So this would be my territory. I would claim territory I'd yeah the beers all right wouldn't be sitting anybody that walks in would know that's pain right there oh that goes back to the least favorite scent I've never seen anybody else's vomit before oh I have it was good it's
Starting point is 00:50:03 awful okay two instances one I believe I was in the choir in the second grade in Oh, I have. Was it good? It's awful. Okay. Two instances. One, I believe I was in the choir in the second grade, and a girl threw... Dude, he... It was a choir singing in second grade. It might have just been like a class singing. I don't know. Like, knowledge is power.
Starting point is 00:50:23 The more that you know. That little thing. And this girl literally turned around We threw up in it only us only a sliver only a sliver got on my foot But that was awful and then in seventh grade early morning going to basketball practice my friend's little cousin So my friend and his mom is taking me Sanj, we all know and love Sanjan We love Sanjan Going to practice His cousin's in the back seat, she had donuts She's like four She's like
Starting point is 00:50:51 Just gumming down donut holes Way too many And then she's all of a sudden like And then she literally just like I don't feel And I was like I was so I was so upset. And Sanj in the front seat was literally crying from laughing so hard.
Starting point is 00:51:13 And I walk into basketball practice with a throw up on my lap. I can't get over the fact that you're in the choir. Miss Kennedy, I know you watch these podcasts. Can you please find a video of Cameron in the choir? I don't think it was choir I think it might have been like choir it might have been class choir or like like school condoned choir it wasn't like I was I want to see your big head I wasn't full-blown like in elementary school in the cafeteria knowledge no it wasn't any of that it was just like I guess like you
Starting point is 00:51:47 know cuz you have music class you're younger which is kind of insane if you think about it yeah we had did you have the yeah the flute yeah the flutes you got to bring them home the plastic ones fuck shit I gotta get this story. You know... Fuck. I'm tired. Relax. That's what I'm talking about. I need medical attention. You do. Where do I go?
Starting point is 00:52:12 A neurologist? I know one place to start. LA? I've never been to California. Not California. Oh, the gym. Fuck. Shit. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:52:24 I don't know if there's any reverb on that but there is i can see it spiking um my sophomore year of high school i think i was on the worst basketball team that's ever played in a sanctioned game in history impossible we almost went viral on twitter for winning a game that's bad that's very bad. No, no, no. I don't think you understand. You still lost, and there was so much attention around it simply because you almost won. Let me tell you this story.
Starting point is 00:52:54 But you were in a solid area, though. No, fuck that. You know how bad that is? You know how many games? But you were, though. It's not like you were playing. It's not like you were trash playing other trash people, and y'all were just horrid. You know how many games... But you were, though. It's not like you were playing... It's not like you were trash playing other trash people and y'all were just horrid.
Starting point is 00:53:07 You know how many games we played that season? 26. 30. Okay. You know how many we won? Zero. Who's sick? Zero.
Starting point is 00:53:17 All right. So, we were the level of bad to where before we played a game, we didn't even worry about winning. We were going into the game and be like, we're going to lose this game, but let's have fun. That's awful. At least you were still having fun. It wasn't really because every game we didn't get within 10 points.
Starting point is 00:53:35 We were bad at basketball, a bad collective unit. We've already won. Because we played for fun. That was us. But we were in this holiday tournament like around Christmas time it was our high school the best yeah exactly it was a high school like holiday tournament where you play teams outside of your district so these were teams we've never seen before first game blown out by 45 that's normal we knew that was going to happen we
Starting point is 00:54:01 expected it second game the team we, I don't know how they got into a regulated high school tournament. No kid on that team was above the age of 13. These kids were young. I'm telling you, the youngest kids, like they were, it wasn't like, oh, they might just be small high schoolers. Like an eighth grade team snuck into like a. Exactly. They were little bitty kids. And I was like, all right. This is our chance. Not really.
Starting point is 00:54:30 Strike while the. Strike while the iron's hot. The iron's hot. I was about to say while the match is hot. But not really, though, because we were like, they might still be good because we're us. We're going to lose. We're playing them and we're blowing them out. We're like, this is what it feels like to be on the other end?
Starting point is 00:54:45 We're up by like 25, 30. We get up by like 40. It's the beginning of the fourth quarter. Our coach takes all of the people that play out. We sit down. We're good. The second team goes in, and they're cooking them. Like, okay, we're actually going to win this game.
Starting point is 00:55:03 We're sitting there on the bench. We're actually laughing on the bench, a good time like hey probably having the best time oh my god we won so i was sitting there on the bench just like watching chill i wasn't even sweating at this point i was like cool like i'm ready to put on my warm-ups my slides get back on the bus go home enjoy this win but as i'm sitting on the bench as the clock hits about a minute and it's starting to wind down we won we. We did this. I'm sitting there and from the end of the bench all I hear is, hey Peyton, Peyton. I'm like the hell? I look over at the end of the bench. One of my teammates has their phone out on the bench and is recording us, switches it around,
Starting point is 00:55:41 records the scoreboard, switches it back to us and and is going, yeah, yeah, 40-piece, 40-piece, and everybody on the bench is doing like that into the camera like, oh, 40-piece, you know, that's how we do it. I knew at a young age that's not right. We're not supposed to do this. We're bad. Turn it off. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:58 We've never won a game. We won one. We're going to win one game against some 13-year-olds. Probably shouldn't be recording it. Even if we're playing the number one team in the nation, phone's not supposed to be on the bench. You're in a basketball game. Phone shouldn't be with you.
Starting point is 00:56:12 So as soon as I see the phone out and he calls my name and I look, I see the phone's on me. I'm like, nope, and I go back. Crisis averted. I thought so. I thought he was taking that video for us. I thought, hey, it's a memory. Our first win, probably going to be the only one. He's going to keep that for us.
Starting point is 00:56:32 I checked Twitter that night. I look on Twitter and I see that video posted from my teammate that was at the end of the bench. I'm like, shouldn't do that. That's two wrongs now. You filmed us on the bench and you posted it on Twitter. I'm not too concerned. It has like four likes and like one retweet. So I'm like, okay, not a lot of people have seen it. As the night starts to go on, I'm checking Twitter again. I look at Twitter and that video has about 500 likes, 35 retweets,
Starting point is 00:57:08 something like that. I'm like, why are so many people looking at this video? Somebody quote tweeted that video and put our scores from the whole season where we lost every game by 30, and it's like, is this the dudes that are posting videos from one win on Twitter that tweet alone demoralized 9,000 likes and like 800 retweets it was going viral on Twitter I'm like oh this is bad code red we've messed up we're gonna vomit tomorrow and run like we've never run we get back to the school and our coach calls us out of class each teammate out of class individually me in the office we're watching film
Starting point is 00:57:54 all right we've never watched film before because we're bad we don't need to watch film we know we're gonna lose we win a game let's go watch let's see what we did yeah i'm like i'm like okay maybe he's like the tides are turning. He thinks we can actually do something with our season now. No. We go into the office. He's beet red, like red. You could tell he hasn't slept very well.
Starting point is 00:58:17 A little sweaty. Just punching the walls. He's sitting there just like. Resting heart rate of 120. He's scowling at us. Just looking. sitting there just like resting heart rate of 120 he's scowling at us just looking just like like he's about to ensue damage on us as human beings flicks on the projector what do you see on the projector not film that tweet and he goes i've never seen such a worse group of basketball
Starting point is 00:58:41 players celebrate such a meaningless loss half of you in this room don't even belong on a basketball court you're lucky that nobody better tried out i said it's talking to me it's like i'm i'm pretty good like oh my god and then the player that took the video was like it's not my fault that you can't coach oh no oh no and three strikes now welcome to the 26th anniversary of the royal rumble starting in the locker room it's so oh my gosh and you know we always got that one teammate that can't take shit seriously and so you go he goes that's me he goes oh that was me he goes oh damn real quiet i super quick side go anytime there was a coach situation for us we had a lot of them and someone's getting yelled at or something's happening i literally was like like i i'm i'm a nervous laugher yeah at heart and it
Starting point is 00:59:31 pisses me off that i am i could literally be getting yelled at by a teacher and i was like like trying to hold back a laugh and they're like you're in trouble you're doing something i'm just like i don't know why but anyway that definitely me. He goes down the line because after that comment took him over the edge. He goes down the line and assesses every player on if they should be playing basketball or not. He goes, you never should touch a basketball again. You, you're not good at this, this, and that. You're lucky you even got a jersey. He gets to me and he goes, Peyton, you're lucky.
Starting point is 01:00:02 You're good, all right? I saw you in the video. You messed up. Don't ever do that again. Or you're not playing basketball under me again. And I was like, I didn't, I had no control. And then when he said, I was like one of the two players that he said, oh, you're good. The team turned on me. The dude that took the video said, I gave him 50. I said, what am I doing? I'm just here. What is happening? It's like, what are you saying to me right now? And then that happened.
Starting point is 01:00:33 We played the rest of the season. The coach got fired. And he ended up, as one does for going 1-29, he ended up coaching softball at a private school. Talk about a, I don't even know what to say turning table right there that's sick yeah so that was uh oh that's how bad my sophomore year basketball team was that's bad. Yeah, it was awful. That's insane.
Starting point is 01:01:11 Softball next. Yeah, that's a – That just proves he just wanted the stipend. He's not – No, he was – Not his passion. He wasn't a good coach. But the next year we ended up almost winning district.
Starting point is 01:01:22 He's back. Get him. Yes! You got him. Yes! You got him. Where? I don't know, but I saw him fall and disintegrate in midair. You killed him with that hand. That's nasty.
Starting point is 01:01:33 That's like, we saw a baby yesterday. Oh, never mind. Oh, he's there. He's still there. Dad, he's got nine lives. That's 50 cent. He's unbelievable. I have an Instagram video submission.
Starting point is 01:01:43 What did you say about a baby? Remember yesterday? The mom that was holding the baby's throw up in her hand? That's a good mother. Goated mother, but... I can't have kids. Alright, so this is a video submission from Instagram
Starting point is 01:01:59 from Kat. She's a part of the Discord. Shout out to Kat. Here we go. Okay, so I need to know since I told you my story about how crazy my neighborhood is. You need to tell me what the craziest thing that you've ever seen in the street. Like, you were
Starting point is 01:02:16 personally there and saw it like crazy shit that went down in the street. Like, tell me. Kat, thank you for the video submission on Instagram at PSH8. I know you're one of the misfits in the misfit chat in the street like tell me all right kat thank you for the video submission on instagram at psh8 i know you're one of the misfits in the misfit chat in the discord we love you over there shout out to my misfits um i feel like i've told a lot of the crazy stuff i've seen on this street definitely up your alley you seeing things is insane uh there's some things i've seen that i
Starting point is 01:02:38 can't tell on the internet i was about to say i'm gonna say to say for the Patreon when we make one. We already did. That's up there. He's right here. You get him. I got him. Get him. Yes!
Starting point is 01:02:54 Kill him again. Hit him again. Make sure he's out. No, that's gross. If he comes back from this, I don't know what to do. He's the main character This episode There's no way I have to tell Manscaped To give him a
Starting point is 01:03:07 Yeah Give him a grooming Yeah Um Yeah I don't know I mean Screaming lady
Starting point is 01:03:15 The last time I saw her She was Butt naked Holding a crowbar Swinging it at cars Yeah That's what I'm saying And I've seen Screaming lady
Starting point is 01:03:24 And she is i mean love her sure but no she's every bit of probably the craziest thing i've ever seen on the street yeah like with those parameters had to been on a street yeah oh i also saw her never mind i can't i can't okay so what's the craziest thing you see on the street? That? Naked Screaming Lady with crowbar. Yeah. Is easily number one. It's quite frightening. In the Discord? You got to be in the Discord because her story about what she saw on the street is unbelievable.
Starting point is 01:03:55 You got to be a part of the Discord to see that. Oh my. Yeah. That to me tops Naked Screaming Lady crowbar. Is there anything else you want to talk about before we end it right here? I'm going to just pull something out. Cat in the hat. pull a trick out of the out of the hat you're you're having a hard time dr seuss i don't you're having a hard time green eggs okay so you tell you didn't write that one ham and um let's black force ham on subway oh i like herbs and cheese american toasted there
Starting point is 01:04:21 was a hair extension in my subway one time. A full one. Like you could see the clip and everything. It's like you purposefully did that to me. I would have took that 12 inch sub and slapped someone with it if there was a hair extension.
Starting point is 01:04:36 And I bit into it because I didn't see it. What do you think which animal do you think would be the best at a party? A monkey. 100%. I was going to say
Starting point is 01:04:44 a lowland silverback gorilla but outside of that i'd say i would say i would say the lesser anteater they are honestly adorable and they carry their young on the back i they're cute like i don't know what they would do serve the purpose of the at the party like a lowland silverback gorilla you've thought about this he would literally just chill in the corner and be like like he would just be vibing like he would be you know he would maul everybody okay well if they're if they're um you know personification yeah we give them they can speak and be normal and whatnot oh you're talking about they got human like abilities oh let me change my change my answer. A lowland silverback gorilla or the lesser anteater?
Starting point is 01:05:27 I was thinking of those little... Look up... Enter in lesser anteater. Tell me that's not adorable. I thought you were saying the lesser than the two anteater. There's a lesser anteater? Yeah. What do you do during the day?
Starting point is 01:05:41 What do you do? I do a lot. Do you? Google? I want to see your Google search history. Oh, there'd be some weird things. You want to see something real quick? It'd be like the lesser anteater. You want to see something real quick?
Starting point is 01:05:59 We're going to keep this in. We're going to keep this in. Okay. You want to see something real quick? Sure. What? You're, yeah. Must be rough out there in Florida, huh?
Starting point is 01:06:12 All right. So, I think that's it. Yeah. Guys, thank you so much for watching this episode of the You Should Know Podcast. The, I got the code for the the day it's going to be bog roll the the code for the day is going to be bog roll put that in everything confuse the casuals follow me on instagram at psha join that discord er for the br yeah you want to abbreviate it for a roll yeah shout out to go ahead go ahead go ahead go ahead say shout
Starting point is 01:06:44 out first shout out to purcell who made the discord i forgot to do that in the intro shout out to purcell thank you so much thank you awesome merch coming soon like if this is the corner this is the corner the merch is right here i'll tell you right around the corner i'll tell you exactly what i'm waiting on to to release it i want to find the best way to get it to y'all for a good price. I'm trying to find it because it's basically done. We're sorting out the logistics. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:12 I'm just trying to make it easier for everybody. All the mock drafts, everything's done. Yep. In context with the artists now. Mm-hmm. Designers. Mm-hmm. Very soon, though.
Starting point is 01:07:23 And it's going to be dope. Y'all are going to love it. Yeah. I think it's great. If you're a true fan of the podcast, then it's going to be right up your alley. Guys, remember, one out of ten quality bears don't make it home for Christmas. I don't flip my shoe, but I'll try. And I'll see you next time.

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