You Should Know Podcast - THE CANDY BANDIT -You Should Know Podcast

Episode Date: January 23, 2023

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Starting point is 00:02:02 Season 2, episode 44. Round of applause, please. Making my way downtown hey everybody welcome back to this episode of the you should know podcast this is not just a regular episode of the you should know podcast oh no no oh no no it's not do you know why because right now the patreon is officially live. Round of applause for Patreon. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. I'm going to talk about that more in a second. But if you click the link in the description right now, click the link in the description right now,
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Starting point is 00:02:55 Even more wrong. Go ahead and fill that out. Guys, I have a special thank you before we get into that Patreon. I know you see something sitting right here beside me, right by our lovely friend dragone this is our new friend we don't have a name for it but it came from a lovely fan through our po box named mckinsey round of applause for mckinsey the studio audience there you go there we go we got the clappers involved mckinsey thank you so much this is like a four foot this is like thank youinsey thank you so much this is like a four foot this is like thank you thank you thank you thank you this is like a four it's like a four foot tall um
Starting point is 00:03:32 stuffed koala bear i love it a lot i really want to take it home but i know you gave it to us to put it on the set but this is awesome and he's holding a little koala a koala child that another fan got us and if you're listening on audio you missed out it's going to be on my instagram so shout out to mckenzie thank you so much but guys the patreon is officially live join the koala club click the link in the description below there's already a 20 minute vlog uploaded right now a 20 minute vlog upload it as soon as you join the patreon we got co-host cam in the building we got an amazing episode like i am truly excited about this episode the energy in the room is just it is tantalizing that is such a fantastic word tantalizing it is electric it is sticky i can feel it going through my veins. We have the best family in the
Starting point is 00:04:27 world. We have the best group of people that come to this podcast every single week and watch us. And you know what? Shout out to all the companies watching right now. All the other podcasts that are a lot bigger in audience, but not as strong as us in audience because we know you're watching because you steal our damn content and you put it up for your fans and you do not have the audience that we have that is going to be behind us every single week this is you should know family let's enjoy the rest of the episode breaking news manscape now sells beard products that's right they are once again revolutionizing men's grooming with the brand new Beard Hedger Pro Kit as you see right here on me and co-host Cam's lap. From a beard
Starting point is 00:05:12 trim to a fresh shave, the technology behind the Beard Hedger Pro Kit allows you to shape your signature beard look. Now you can finally use Manscaped products to make your drapes match your carpet by going to manscaped.com and using code PSH for 20% off and free shipping. Guys, it starts with the beard hedger. This thing is a juggernaut on fixing faces. I use it. Co-host Cam uses it. First off, the cordless trimmer has a rotary wheel that gives you 20 hair cutting links. 20 hair cutting links with one guard. That is revolutionary. I know a lot of you might not know you're not beard people, but people in your family that have a beard, they will know how crazy that is. It's time to tame your mane. No one likes a
Starting point is 00:05:54 weird beard. Oh, his beard is weird. His beard is weird. So say goodbye to all your stubble trouble with Manscaped's Beard Pro Kit. Get 20% off in free shipping with the code PSH at manscaped.com. That's 20% off with free shipping at manscaped.com and use code PSH. Manscaped Beard Hedger. One stroke, one guard, 20 links. Now back to the rest of the podcast. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. I caught a cramp.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Whose hip's hurting now? I caught a cramp. That was... Whose hip is hurting now, buddy? For the audio listeners, me and Cam just... Okay. We just wrestled. Oh!
Starting point is 00:06:39 I learned that in my... Right in the gooch. I learned that in my... I learned that in my self-defense class. Self-defense. We My self-defense. We got our co-host Cam back in the studio. Shake my damn palm, son.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Hey. Glad to have you here. You look good with this Nike tech. For the people that are audio listeners, Cam's got a full grayed out Nike tech with some FAMU dunks on. Supporting. You have like a dragon inside that was that was I apologize to everyone except that one person
Starting point is 00:07:12 Cam has like this weird thing with burps and like he's never had a normal burp okay okay it comes from a skill actually so it's quite I wouldn't call it that it's quite remarkable but it classified as a skill or talent most people when a burp presents itself it's just like okay for me I can sense the burp about about a quarter of an hour out I can sense that's very straight I can I can sense that it's coming it comes up and then once it's here full apex ready to go ready to present itself to the world I have this this weird skill where it's here full apex ready to go ready to present itself to the world i have this this weird skill where it's like i can i can uh retract my diaphragm nice push more out yeah to where it's
Starting point is 00:07:53 not just but i can get rid of like the next three days i thought diaphragm was somewhere in the uterus no it's up here buddy okay sorry he's again you skipped some classes maybe a few but uh basically i can clear about two to three days worth of burps in one. And so I take advantage of it. You know, it's a good old two for one. No, you don't. It's like three days, one burp. Like three birds, one stone.
Starting point is 00:08:12 That was like long algebra. Long division. Again, he skipped some classes. Take it easy on him. But basically, I feel a burp. And I kind of can give it that little oomph like you would a bowling ball going for your, you know, strike. But, yeah. Patreon's now live.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Sorry about that dragon. Patreon is now live. Yes, sir. Right now. Literally right now. Right now it's live. That's how excited we are about it. We put a lot of work in it.
Starting point is 00:08:38 Yep. We have a ton of funnies in it. Yep. We have some genuine, like, behind the scenes. Yep. You get to see the funny side of us but also we're just spitting facts appreciating y'all uh talking some truths on there and it's just it's let's give them what they'll get they will get extended and bonus podcast clips you will get
Starting point is 00:08:57 behind the scenes and stuff that does not have to do with the podcast but separate vlogs yes so vlogs we got it. Like right now, as soon as... I was going for like a you say when I say when I say. Yeah, but I want to lean into the vlog thing. As soon as they join the Patreon right now. Right now. Right now as you're listening, hearing these words utter my lips.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Huh? A 20 minute vlog is available right now. 20 bomb. Just wait. Just sitting there. Just chatting. Right in your little eardrum. Right?
Starting point is 00:09:23 Right in your little... Pretty much. Because we have a couple vlogs we've already filmed. Some studio tours and stuff. Everything is like 20 minutes. So you're not going to get in there and be like, why is this like a two minute thing? This is like another TikTok. You're getting some stuff. You're getting like TV show
Starting point is 00:09:37 stuff. You're going to get full. This right here is the meat and potatoes. You're about to get the squash. That was awful. That was horrible. That was awful. You're about to get the squash. That was awfully. That was horrible. You're about to get the mac and cheese. You're about to get the boneless wings. You're about to get the steak and the lobster on Patreon.
Starting point is 00:09:52 This is meat and potatoes. It's what we're about. It's going to fill you up and keep you sustained. You're about to get the extras. The stuff you got to buy extra on the menu. Stuff like that. The hidden menu. Also, they get merch discounts.
Starting point is 00:10:07 Merch discount codes for Patreon-only people. So that's three. Here we go with the fourth. You also are going to receive special and exclusive voting power in the Patreon. Woo! What does that mean? I'll touch on that real quick. So we're going to have Q&As and polls in patreon that we will take y'all's
Starting point is 00:10:26 responses y'all's data y'all's data didn't sound the best don't judge me your data that you give us and it will actually predict future scenarios for the podcast future vlogs for patreon future ideas for patreon future merch ideas so that's that's big time you can we'll put out a Q&A talking about we're gonna do this next merch update what do you want a fan favorite shirt to be we get to hear some we'll take the best put polls on that get a vote on it one of y'all's artwork could be on other people's bodies exactly it will sell on our main day and like certain topics on here we do you want what topic should we bring up or what do y'all want and that will be on this podcast and only the patreon
Starting point is 00:11:09 people get to vote on that also it's four here's the fifth we got a big discord family right uh enormous like about 4 000 people people in there now we have an exclusive channel in the discord just for the koala club members in the patreon just for the Koala Club members in the Patreon. Just for Patreon members. Very exclusive. Again, a lot of that is where certain messages will go down, certain feedback that only y'all will see. Only we will see from y'all. And you can only be a part of it if you're in the Patreon. That's five.
Starting point is 00:11:37 Sixth thing. I mean, what else do you know that you get into and you get sixth benefit? It's just off the rip. It's insane. Sixth benefit. So we're going to have multiple. And, you know, it's not, it's going to be progressive. But we're going to have multiple community and personal milestones that will only happen for Patreon members.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Example, if this many hits this, this happens. If this many people vote on this this will occur yes stuff like that milestones that'll happen only in the patreon only exclusive to patreon members yes and exclusive lives exclusive live streams exclusive live stream a lot of people love our life if you've been on our tiktok you know how crazy and funny and wild and like the most outrageous stuff happens on the live streams. Now only Patreon members will get to. We'll still do live streams on TikTok, but the real deal, holy feel, Patreon.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Because we don't have to censor ourselves on there. You're not going to get banned for talking about your dog. I'm not going to say one joke about selling my pup and get cut off the internet. Anyway. I think I got another thing real quick. Oh my lord. So we're going to go on a little tour this summer right we are a little live show tour we are who's gonna get access to tickets first and who's gonna know about it first oh wait that would well that would be
Starting point is 00:12:55 y'all that would be patreon guaranteed first access to it guaranteed first opportunity and availability for said shows to be there to come witness us to come hang out with us to come just have a great time also oh my god this is kind of still eight i'm not gonna fully go to nine but also when we finalize you know meet and greets and whatnot because we're really trying to get one set up for here for dallas hometown in florida atlanta new york california you know, roots first, and then we're going to go. But, you know, who do you think is going to get the address and the times and everything first on that as well to make sure that they can show up? They show up first and get a little extra time with us.
Starting point is 00:13:34 That would be Patreon, people. So let's find a good little sound effect, and let's just go here. You're going to hold up numbers as I sound effect, and that's going to represent the amount of benefits that immediately are accessible to you through patreon this I'm turning sweat that's like you are that was a lot for you use your finger every time I make the noise okay okay one to eight we're not doing that I was gonna start it not doing geometry that's my bad that's my bad you don't make me feel bad
Starting point is 00:14:02 about it cuz I already said it was my bad and now you're making me feel worse. Down to the grave. Now, on Patreon, we would just wrestle on here. We would just wrestle. We would physically start a combat match here in Texas if two people mutually agree to it.
Starting point is 00:14:14 There's no legalities that can happen. Sorry. People want to see my fridge, right? Oh, Lord. I think that's going to be on Patreon. That's going to be on Patreon. Yeah, no. You want to see Cam sing? I'm you wanna see Kim. We can't even sing
Starting point is 00:14:25 I'm not gonna lie We came to get excited about this fridge like you're y'all will honestly it get to the point You're probably gonna start sending him non-perishable through the p.o Box if you see this man how he lives and takes and and fulfills and sustain his body It's it's there's no nourishment ready one day here. We go Pedro all the benefits you get immediately I think I'm gonna do that Holy. Here we go. All the benefits you get immediately. I think I'm going to do that Holyfield punch. Here we go. Eight.
Starting point is 00:14:54 That's an immediate. That is an eight-piece combo immediately off the rip for all Patreon members. If you can't tell how excited we are, then I don't know what else we can do besides wrestle right here. No. And the last thing the last the last thing before we just get into the regular no no before we get into the regular podcast patreon we're super excited about it and it's going to make this community stronger we did this to connect with y'all more and be able to do more because obviously on the youtube and spotify and on on TikTok and Instagram, you can only do so much. We want to be at Patreon where we can do everything creatively and family-wise that we want.
Starting point is 00:15:33 If you ever go to McDonald's, right? If you ever go to Chick-fil-A, if you ever go to Starbucks and you buy something, you just got Patreon right there. You could have just got Patreon. If you ever gotten groceries, that's one year of Patreon. You could have just got Patreon. Have you ever gone groceries? Gotten groceries? That's one year of Patreon. That's one year and saving. Yeah. There's, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:51 I mean, one meal equals Patreon equals tons of stuff. Yeah. So, we made it very accessible. So, it's not like you're going to feel this. Like, you're going to be like, oh, fuck. I got to make decisions if I can get Patreon or whatever. If you go and order pizza, you've got a couple months of patreon 100 so we are so excited to see you there it is available right now and if you wait till the end of the podcast you will get
Starting point is 00:16:14 a little teaser to the first vlog that is uploaded right now so let's wait till the end of the but that's enough talking about Patreon right now. We're going to get copyrighted. We're going to get copyrighted. I was going to say, you get five points if you know what that's from. Honor is to you. Okay, God. You're a good man.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Yeah. The little dum-dum at the beginning, like the first bell sound, I used to cower in fear when my mom would play it on TV. I'd run out of the room. I didn't like it. Dude, I cried at Criminal Minds before when I was young. I've never seen that movie. Criminal, it's a show. Okay. Criminal Minds is a great was young. I've never seen that movie. It's a show. Criminal Minds is a great show, but I cried. There was one
Starting point is 00:16:47 episode. They had a man. He ended up hostage. They turned him around in a chair. His eyes were gone. I saw it when I was seven years old. Absolutely scarred me. My sister just got off from whatever job she was working at the time, walked in the door, ran up to her, hugged her very tightly, bawling my eyes out. She goes, what's wrong? I said, TV scared me. She said, get off me.
Starting point is 00:17:04 It was bad, but but no love my sister i need uh i i talk i i i brought this up in the in the discord this this week um i almost got robbed this week it's it's funny now but i was scared oh you I mean, I always end up in these predicaments. It's ridiculous. But the predicaments, it's just enlightening. So I was here working at the studio, right? And the studio's in a very nice area. Like, this part is nice.
Starting point is 00:17:36 You go a couple streets down, it gets a little seedy. It's a little strange creatures wandering around there. It's shady now. Yeah, all right. Courtesy of the peaky blood. Courtesy of the Peaky Blinders. Courtesy of the Peaky fucking Blinders. This establishment is under new management. Order of the Peaky Blinders.
Starting point is 00:17:54 All right. Love that show. Yep. Good show. You've never seen it. I haven't, but you've told me and I've seen clips and Ryan has also told me about the greatness. So it's a great show in my eyes until I see it.
Starting point is 00:18:04 I like the way you look i bet the way that i look likes the way that you complimented me that was too much i'll kiss you i'd kiss you back wow i don't know maybe i'll come in the page i don't know um so the weather was nice outside right it's been cold it's been shit weather i don't i don't function on the cold my bones hurt i've broken all my fingers i've broken my elbow broken my knee broken my back broken my collarbone all right glass boy i've eight concussions i get in a lot of pain whenever the cold happens that makes sense it was a warm day outside. The sun was out. I hate concussions. It makes a lot of sense now. It's all starting to add up.
Starting point is 00:18:48 I have videos of all, of like three concussions I have in my life. It will be on Patreon. A concussion highlight video is outrageous. One of them. It was like my last college basketball game. You showed me that, yeah. I dove on the ground. I got hit and the cameraman just zoomed in on me.
Starting point is 00:19:04 He was like, Gip. Knocked out. He was like, Gip, for like four seconds. It was awful. on the ground oh my god i got hit and the cameraman just zoomed in on me like knocked out he was like get for like four seconds it was awful but so it was a nice day outside and whenever it was not i have a jeep right i have a jeep wrangler it's a nice adventure car you could take the top off or whatever so i was like oh i just feel like in a exploring mood i want to drive in the morning i was going to drive to a lake and just drive by top off listen to country music some Luke some Luke Combs some Morgan Wallen Got a little
Starting point is 00:19:31 Got a little boom my big truck Morgan Wallen always great, but Morgan Wallen. He's great. He's amazing Did something come out of your mouth and you did that Did something come out of your mouth and you did that did something come out of your mouth and you did that is it on the couch oh if it's on you that's fine if it was on the couch i demand you to clean it that's sick oh so boom i was just adventuring around whatever i got back to studio did some more work i was like it's so nice outside i need to walk i started to walk right i didn't take my wallet i didn't take i, I just took my phone. That's it. I just had a blank pocket. It's just a phone. That's not normal for me. I normally have a lot of things
Starting point is 00:20:11 in my pockets. A lot. A lot of shit in my pockets. In your pocket. You have a lot. variety watch your mouth watch your mouth so we're not doing that we're not doing that um so i was walking and i started to get a little far right not around these nice quarters of the studio i see a man on the other side of the street, right? I'm walking on the sidewalk. There's a street, another sidewalk. I see a man. He's about our age, 24, 25, young, but you could tell he's under the influence of some narcotics. He's inebriated in some sort. But he's not to the point.
Starting point is 00:20:57 He hasn't been doing it long enough to where he's like small and frail and you can just push him and you'll be fine to defend yourself. He's active. Like he to defend yourself he's active like he's big and he's wired so it's scary that is he had this huge coat on like like the canada goose with the fur like huge but he had space jam monsters when they had to go into yes but he had on but he had basketball shorts from 2008 that went up to the shins wild fit with big socks on you it looks like he just got out of prison like he just regained his freedom yeah yeah that's what he wore the night he was incarcerated yeah wild but he was
Starting point is 00:21:31 like you could he was like this he's oh no like it like it like like he's got like hitting the zombie apocalypse yeah he's tweaking out i saw him and so now i'm very aware like that's one thing i'll give i'm aware of danger always i can always tell if there's a fight about to happen. I'm very good at knowing something's going to go on. I see him, and now my sights are locked in on this guy across the street. I didn't make eye contact because I know you don't make eye contact with wild dogs because then they'll attack. No, a scared dog is a scary dog.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Exactly. Ooh, that's a bar. That's the truth. I peeked at the wrong time, and he made eye contact with me. Now we're locked eyes. He stops his neck contortions. He goes like this, locked in immediately on me. And I'm like, oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:22:13 I'm in trouble now. But I don't show fear, right? Because that's when you know. You just secrete it. You don't show it. I was wet. The bottom was wet. What's your defense mechanism?
Starting point is 00:22:22 This is my defense mechanism. God, you reek. Never mind. You're just like, yeah, back up. Yeah, you secrete fear. So I see him. He sees me seeing him. He does not take his sights off of me.
Starting point is 00:22:34 I'm trying to do the thing. Yeah, it makes sense. I try to do the thing where I'm peeking a little bit and not make it, but every time I peek, he's there. I see him reach into his pocket for something while looking at me what are you grabbing exactly that's in my mind that's a weapon yeah it's some sort of danger coming my way so now peyton's not in funny mode like this this is a real life scenario for me so i'm like okay i'm like now i'm ready like now i'm not even taking my eyes off you so he sees me
Starting point is 00:23:01 just like looking at him with his hand in his pocket we're just making eye contact at each other he yells oh this mother scared of me i was like a little bit but i can you smell it that far is it that good of a secretion defense tactic if you can smell me across said street i need to really go to the doctor and see this so he goes this won't scare to me and i'm like man whatever and then he starts to looks like he's like really like jimmying something around in his pocket I'm thinking it's a yeah a machinery some sort of so I'm like okay a bingo bingo bongo now normally I have some defense on me I have a some sort of defense on now I can't win that match yeah the drip from your secretion is now physically visible on the concrete and so he sees me reaching and I go he sees me padding and he knows I have nothing time to attack time to attack he approaches the
Starting point is 00:24:04 curb to the street to approach me, and he's looking both ways so he doesn't get hit. He's still responsible. Still good. Still good road management. Here we go. Yeah. And he starts to make his way towards me.
Starting point is 00:24:16 I'm like, oh, my God. This is it. This is it. I'm done. I mean, he's going to hurt me. So you didn't think to take off? No, because that shows like immediately like whatever and he was too I saw how fast his neck was moving imagine what the feets would do
Starting point is 00:24:29 so I'm starting to I'm I'm just in survival mode I'm looking around me what can I do I look up and I'm right by this restaurant but I'm downtown right so downtown establishes don't have public bathrooms so I was thinking I'm just going to go in this place Go to the bathroom but as soon as I look at it and think I'm like they don't have public restrooms Whatever so I'm thinking okay I can just run in here grab something to eat And just sit down and wait for the
Starting point is 00:24:55 The threat to pass I go up to the door And then I remember I have no wallet I brought nothing Downtown restaurants won't let you just sit in there sir what would you like to purchase you go purchase oh no so I'm like immediately I grab the door and everything just sinks in my body I'm like this is it I'm done I turn around
Starting point is 00:25:19 to just I'm gonna have to go out on my shield I turn around he's gone because i guess he saw me going to reach for the door and he just took off he just started running the other way but yeah i almost got robbed that's so what's the key takeaway for you never empty your pockets never empty my pockets yeah make sure i'm protected yeah okay key takeaway oh let's talk about that's insane sorry first off condolences we We're not just going to segue. I called you and you're like, oh, you're an idiot. Why are you walking? He said, dude, to
Starting point is 00:25:50 counter his move, I thought about going and sitting down and getting some chips and stuff. Take off! If you're that scared, run. Usain Bolt's your way to safety. Yell something. He goes, dude, I was really just trying to buy a like, a double-bria taco to just cure this. I'm like, what are you, like, come on, come on.
Starting point is 00:26:12 And then he goes, Caleb goes, where are you now? And I go, I'm under a bridge. Yeah, he goes, no, you said I'm on a bridge walking over a highway. I'm like, where is your car? No, he said, I'm on a bridge walking over a highway looking into a lake. I'm like where is your car you know he said i'm i'm i'm on a bridge walking over a highway looking into a lake i'm like where are you like get back to what you know is safe get in your car fulfill your pockets and go and then all of a sudden you just hear a crane i'm like okay he's under invasion i don't know. I don't know what enemies you have, but anyway.
Starting point is 00:26:46 What were you going to say? Shut up. What were you going to say? I was going to say, hey, Texas, let's pick a weather. I don't know. A couple days ago, it was about 71. Today, it's about 38. And if you're not from Texas, let me know if your state is doing this.
Starting point is 00:26:59 Yeah, like our sad counterparts in Oklahoma. Like, that state does it too. I'd throw an insult for no reason. They suck. No, but like Oklahoma and Texas are both notorious for just like, it's like there's a command center where they have to like click a weather thing, like a button, what the weather's going to be like each day, and they're just like always fighting.
Starting point is 00:27:19 They're like, yeah, we're going to go 105 to 20. It's like, well, the script says the next three months is supposed to be be around this but let's just throw a curveball and give him 20 degrees today like you saw i started this episode with fur on my yeah and now you're sweating and i'm still quite cold if that doesn't like he's hot sweaty i'm shivering under this almost it's i mean it's just getting ridiculous i wake up every single day with crystal glaciers like covering my eyes of of i schmeg and boogers and just like shards of glass schmeg i don't like that word schmeg what does that mean schmeg it's like that's schmeg did you make that up or is that a webster's term schmeg schmeg hey is that with a ch i think it's a smeg schmeg no but you that's not you said you said schmeg i can't say
Starting point is 00:28:03 it with my tongue yeah Yeah, you can't. You're flirting with a dangerous little thing. But no, seriously. And then I wake up, the eyes crusted over, nose cannot breathe. I ended up, I literally touch, I touch my tongue. I did this the other morning. The entire night, because I'm so tired, the entire night, I woke up, found out that I slept through the entire night, my mouth wide open.
Starting point is 00:28:24 I was a mouth breather for eight hours straight. Is that normal? When I tell you, I woke up and I was like, touched my tongue. It's rocks. Dude, it was like the bottom of like a crater, like cracked open dry and I was like, but don't you enjoy that a little bit though?
Starting point is 00:28:44 No. But listen to me but listen not at all I want to breathe right now there's listen that's disgusting I don't like it doesn't even sound like I can't it's horrible but I'm saying listen I'm saying like that first glass of water if you're real dry it feels like euphoric yeah well 40% of the glass is going straight to curing and healing my tongue I'm only getting 60% of the water content for enjoyment. So no, I prefer normal 100% water for enjoyment. It's unbelievable. Could we just talk about what happened in the bathroom? Speaking of hydration, remember your comment about me? Whenever I was... Oh, God. Eat asparagus much this man's urine was Disgusting I'm sitting there washing my hands
Starting point is 00:29:29 Like good lord. I'm like. I don't know take a bottle of water His insides was diet coke and asparagus for a week straight and beef like his but his piss was Just Rankin raunchy. Like, it was bad. Moral of that quick topic is, like, pick a weather, Texas. Come on. Like, give us something to work with.
Starting point is 00:29:52 Am I wearing hoodies and sweats? Or am I wearing a t-shirt and shorts? I need to know. My allergies need to know. What is this cedar? Oh, cedar's hot. What does that mean? I had two liters of Diet Coke last night.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Two liters of Diet Coke last night. Two liters of Diet Coke last night? I ordered a pizza. And you got two liters. Solo dolo. What are you trying to brew your own flavor? What's funny? Why do you need two liters of one? I couldn't even drink two liters of water with a pizza.
Starting point is 00:30:22 One sitting? What is wrong with you? You need help. What happened? is wrong with you you need help what happened you need help you need help what happened you're crying what happened was surprised your tears aren't brown you need assistance what happened was is is i like my diet coke a certain temperature right above room and so then they caved they were too cold so i fit i just really wanted diet coke a certain temperature right above room and so then they came they were too cold so i fit i just really wanted diet coke so i drank the first liter just completely cold i just drank the first like it was a bag of fruit snacks like it was just it was no brainer just i just consumed
Starting point is 00:30:55 an entire liter of dc i drank the first liter like the temperature came in but i was like that's not my experience that i want i want it to how i want it so i just let the one marinate in the room a little bit and i like i like it a little um deffeinated. I mean, de-sizzled. What's the word? Flat? De-caffeinated. De-sizzled. You're going to turn septic if you keep this up. I mean, you're going to need, you're going to truly need in-home assistance. Like they're going to have to come like, Hey, who do you got today? Oh, I know she's 89 she's a she's gorgeous she's such a sweet soul who's on your runs day oh i got this weirdo that's 24 year old unhealthy guy named payton just he's completely fine he just consumes four gallons of diet coke a week and he's oozing brown bubbles from his skin
Starting point is 00:31:41 de-sizzled coke you're gonna dude, dude, you're gonna, oh my gosh. Oh my god, you're gonna be in a living home at like 33. Ow! That's the coke. It's bubbling through your pores right there. Stop looking at me like that. What are you, dude, what was that? You need to tell me something?
Starting point is 00:32:01 That was like a cry for help without saying anything. You just, that was like a cry for help without saying anything You just did that was like the dog commercials in the arms like you were just looking at me like I Can't breathe. I can't breathe It's cuz the coke it really is Diet coke shout out to my boys like he's I mean If this isn't a number one fan I don't know what is
Starting point is 00:32:27 But Get that hand away Instead of my de-sizzle What's it called? Flat Carbonation is the word Decarbonated Maybe
Starting point is 00:32:35 So it's not de-sizzled It's not de-caffeinated The temperature doesn't Do anything to the caffeine content So what I do is Every soda I get, I open it. If it's a crack lid,
Starting point is 00:32:47 or if it's a twist top, I always open it and I just let it sit there. And so I like it to be a little flat. Also, I do that with my chips, especially Takis. You know I do this with my Takis. I open the Taki bag for two hours. I set a timer.
Starting point is 00:33:02 You really like... I need to do studies on you. Do you like, I really don't enjoy breakfast food. Do you like breakfast food? I mean, I love breakfast food. The act of eating right when I wake up, no. But I like breakfast food a lot. Waffles, eggs, bacon, bagels, all that stuff.
Starting point is 00:33:21 Hash browns, all of it. That's the thing. I don't like all the pancakes, the eggs especially eggs especially eggs fantastic oh i love it but i went i went to somebody's house and they were cooking breakfast and they said what do you want and i gave them what i eat every day for breakfast and they looked at me like i was insane probably probably some validity behind that what did you tell them i feel like you shouldn't change your diet based on what time it is i eat the same thing for the whole 24 hours i asked for bacon that's a normal thing right i was gonna say i know you asked for bacon bacon and then ground beef my breakfast consists of ground
Starting point is 00:33:54 beef and bacon and sometimes toast if i want some flavor are you like are you a neanderthal like are you it's like you're like a you're even, you're a homo sapien. Like, you are level one human. It's like you've just been unlocked. Who eats ground beef in the morning? Me. Why? Because that's what I like.
Starting point is 00:34:15 I don't like eggs or sweet pastries in the morning. Bro, like, oh my God. Ground beef and bacon. And if I want some flavor, I add some toast. I like crab legs and i'm not gonna order it at 8 a.m but why why breakfast food eat breakfast they am that's my breakfast i want you to go to an establishment and say let me get an order of ground beef they're gonna slap you with the menu i don't think i think that's a societal pressure i think you're
Starting point is 00:34:42 a freak you're a caveman. And I don't like... You're an absolute cave dweller. You, like... And I don't understand. And that goes with my beverages, too. I don't understand why I have to have orange juice or milk in the morning. Give me a Diet Coke. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:34:56 Oh, my God. Yeah, just give me a raw onion so I can bite into it, too. Go hunt the pterodactyls with my spear. You are a level one human being. I'm not a freak. I just like ground beef, bacon, and daikon. You come back and you talk to your wife. I don't have a wife.
Starting point is 00:35:15 Dude, ground beef. Then you go play with your pet rock. You go back to your cave. Set up the palm tree drapes. That's not that crazy. It's like you're living on Survivor. Go back to your cave, set up the palm tree drapes. Like, you, I mean. That's not that crazy. It's like you're living on Survivor. Like, you're willingly on the cast of Survivor.
Starting point is 00:35:33 Like, you're not getting paid, there's no game show, but you're having to hunt for beans and gather beef and capture a squirrel. Like, okay, but tell me that doesn't sound like a refreshing breakfast meal. Bacon, beef, and Diet Coke. That sounds like cardiac arrest. That does not sound sound like a refreshing breakfast meal. Bacon, beef, and Diet Coke. That sounds like cardiac arrest. That does not sound like a replenishing breakfast meal. Give me a Belvita and a glass of water, and I'm out the door. I always get the glass of water by the two liter of Diet Coke. I just, you simply.
Starting point is 00:36:02 But it's nourishing. It fulfills you. It's nourishing. It fulfills you. It's nourishing. See, you don't even know what English is. Like, English isn't around yet. You're just like... Like, that's you. That's you saying, oh, good job.
Starting point is 00:36:15 This was fantastic. Oh, how was your breakfast today? Like, you're not nourishing. Like, it's nourishing. You don't know English because it hasn't been invented to you yet you found a time machine you hopped into it you a cave dweller are now walking amongst us this is un this it's pissing me off this is unbelievable but it's quicker too you you can it is not quicker to take two take two echo waffles put it in a toaster all the way to seven. And then that's not quicker than having to sizzle up in brown,
Starting point is 00:36:49 a pound of ground beef. But unless you're eating it raw cave, man, if you rip it out the package and just bite it raw, then yeah. But maybe you'll save some time. But I save time because I do the 15 second microwavable bacon. So I got the ground beef brewing on the stove. I forgot you get shelf bacon. Shelf.
Starting point is 00:37:07 And then you just sip on a little Diet Coke and a sip on a little bit of water. I'm full until about 1 p.m. What do you brush your teeth with? Sugar cane and stuff? What do you... Just bristles? The bones from the mammoth that you slayed last week?
Starting point is 00:37:24 I don't understand why that's weird. I genuinely don't, like I'm not just trying to be different. I don't. What was that coat? Ox that you came in with, like what a woolly mammoth coat. That's why it was so warm, now you're sweating. It's 30 degrees in here, how are you sweating? You should feel my butt.
Starting point is 00:37:39 I'm not, what? I should feel your butt. I don't feel like, but I feel like that's healthier than what most people if you get If you get a new that okay get a Nutella crepe. That's the only though Boys good boy makes you want to slap my mom three times after after Thanksgiving You can spank me on a Thursday and call me Roxanne if you give me an Intel a crepe Oh my shout out to everyone in the kaluk bloodline shout out to to Sanjan's mother. Best crepes ever. And bananas make me gag
Starting point is 00:38:06 because of the yarn. Okay. You know what I mean? Like the yarn that comes with the bananas. And it doesn't break up too well so you might just get a yarn in your throat.
Starting point is 00:38:19 This man just said yarn. What's it called? A rope? It's called banana. It's just a part of the fruit. A yarn? I thought that... You think the banana's alive on the inside,
Starting point is 00:38:32 stitching itself up, up the sides, so it can defend itself against humans? No, you rip it and eat it. You are a primate. Like, this is... It's just... This is just... like, who knew? That's not, it's okay.
Starting point is 00:38:50 The one thing I can give you is you probably did hit the nail on the head when you said that would be healthier as opposed to a traditional Western world breakfast. I'll give you that. Props to you. But, normal, no. Okay. You want to switch shoes? No. Props to you, but normal, no. The fuck? Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:07 You want to switch shoes? No. I don't want those. Why don't we hug? We don't hug enough. We've got to give each other flowers while we're still here. Come on, man. Okay, no.
Starting point is 00:39:21 See, why did I know that was going to be some sort of sick setup? I was actually, I stood up for you. I stood up for you for a genuine front-facing cr to crotch hug. I stood up and you're going to sit there and want me to swindle you and get down to your level like a little child, like a dog. That's like a boxer when they get on their back and they have a little cute little heads and they just look at you. It's like Max right now. it's like my son max my dog's son that i'm not gonna sell i woke up i slept i spent the night at cam's house and i woke up and my finger was in his dog's mouth i was just like why is my finger warm i'm trying to get some milk from
Starting point is 00:39:57 it he's cute little puppy he probably had some diet coke oh yeah yeah he's like this is sticky brown this sticky brown milk makes me go wire. He's like, he smells like beef. So he follows me around everywhere. Uncle Pete, can I get some beef? You mind? Oh, my Lord. Oh, geez, bro.
Starting point is 00:40:14 Yeah, you're a freak. Matter of fact, since we're on food, I can't deal with it anymore. I swear to God, I can't take it anymore. I know we swore to secrecy. Blood oath. I can't do it. I know we swore to secrecy, blood oath. I can't do it. I hear it in your pocket. I hear it in your pocket.
Starting point is 00:40:30 We're not doing it. Just show them. Show them what's in your pocket, right? I'll take my repercussions later. We swore, show them what's in your pocket. This is a damn food episode. You might as well just put the cherry on top. This is, there's an almond joy in an opened almond joy in this man
Starting point is 00:40:48 it's just something i do and we swore okay this is something that i've kept a secret for a long time and you promised we can't anymore i was hearing it the entire episode the mic wasn't picking up all i heard was rumblings this whole you your breakfast thing we're on food we might as well there is an almond an opened almond joy in this man's pocket if you don't tell him i will because it ends today this is a new year new you it's it's done okay so i do this thing and i've done this for some years now almond choice my favorite treat that's and so i like to carry it around in my pocket and everywhere i go i like if you've ever seen me in person or if you ever see me walking nine times out of 10,
Starting point is 00:41:29 I have an almond joy on deck. Who does that? Who has any foot, like, I don't, people don't even have gum on them nine times out of 10. And you have an almond joy. An almond, no, no, no. It's a, it's a, it's a. Where's the other nut?
Starting point is 00:41:46 Why is there an almond missing? It is an almond joy. The only, give me it right now. The only thing missing. There's a, okay. Why is it missing? Where is the almond? Okay, it's a. If you, if, I swear to God, if you say that you buy almond joys,
Starting point is 00:42:03 but you don't like almonds, then I'm going to punch you. Okay, this is the thing. It depends on the day, right? No, it doesn't. The way I eat Almond Joys is a little different, right? A little different? You sociopath. It's a lot different.
Starting point is 00:42:20 So what I normally do when I get an Almond Joy is I just bite the almond out. But I don't throw it away, though. I don't throw it away. I swear to everything I love, if you're about to tell me that you, I swear to God, dude, I just keep them in my other pocket. I just keep the almonds in my outfits just for later if I want a different, if I want a different treat. You, you need help. I, there's no other way to say it. Oh my God. Oh my God. Why is it in its own sweater? What is that? It's just a napkin.
Starting point is 00:43:01 It's so it doesn't mess up my pants if there's a little excess chocolate on it. I love Almond Joy. I don't. I have never loved anything the way you love that. There has never, ever been something in my pocket. There's never been a naked. And now you eat the almond. Okay, but I don't feel like it's that crazy to like Almond Joy.
Starting point is 00:43:24 Almond Joy is a chocolate, coconutty, nutty snack. You get all three protein groups, all kinds of nourishment through this. No, you don't. There's just like a concession stand behind you. Why do you always have an almond joy? You get your fruit, you get your snack, and you get your protein all the time. Your fruit.
Starting point is 00:43:40 You are a soggy blanket. You are just wet and boring. You are a weird, you are a soggy blanket of an individual. Try the almond joy. You have an almond joy. And it's like, the thing is, this isn't just today. I've let this slide for some months. But I've been doing it for years.
Starting point is 00:44:05 Just eat it. Don't, it's, oh my God. You were supposed to be my- It's like you're Paul Blart. Like you have like, like how he just drops if he doesn't have the sugar and you got to always have something there, but you don't have that. But it's a good conversation starter. But like you want an Almond Joy and then you-
Starting point is 00:44:20 A good conversation starter is, hey Phil, my name's Cameron. How's it going? Yeah, but also also but it leaves a lasting memory thomas you like almond joy it leaves a lasting memory if you're like hey how much of a freak you are it's like hey you want you want you want it i'm enjoying they're like we're at denny's i'll be like bow i'm a joy you know what i mean dude i you you try it all enjoy i get away from me it doesn't have the nut in it i don't know if you want it i know you took the nut off you you put it in a blanket.
Starting point is 00:44:46 You swaddled the nut. You kept it in there. Oh, my. Swaddled. Swaddled. Look it up. You swaddled the nut in a blanket. You put it back in your pocket. You sat there with it, then consumed it later.
Starting point is 00:44:58 But there's no justification. Listen, today I had to go quick. Normally, I put it in a plastic baggie. So it's safer for the pants. It's not that crazy if you think about it. It's the same thing like people carry like breath mints. I carry Almond Joy. I don't like the judgment I'm receiving here.
Starting point is 00:45:20 That was supposed to be a secret, Cam. That was supposed to be a secret and you just ruined it. It wouldn't have triggered me if I didn't hear the, I don't know if your pants are on a different way today. time you move it was I heard the ruffling of the package I couldn't take it. You just said that you eat ground beef for breakfast and I had dude. I just had to I'm sorry But I'm not sorry cuz you don't this isn't normal But if you ever have like an almond joy and then wads in your mouth You have a diet coke it like liquefies like the chocolate and the coconut and then i that's normally and it helps disintegrate the
Starting point is 00:45:48 chocolate off of the almond and that's what you put in your pocket i'm gonna disintegrate you from the earth that's what i'm gonna do it's not that i'm good you are a plagued individual you can like work your tongue around the chalk and like the almonds i mean and the coconut you can work your tongue around the coconut when you i can't i just can't it's a great snack it's not that crazy a cheese stick is a great snack that is an almond joy so it'd be better about a cheese stick in my pocket no because it'd be warm but i'm saying a great snack macro wise is a cheese stick that is an almond joy i'm not here for that's not even like i'm not here for health purposes i'm here for enjoyment i'm not here for health purposes i'm here for enjoyment this is the same man that like oh i don't like candy candy i'll eat chocolate i don't i don't
Starting point is 00:46:28 really like sour punch straws and starburst no it makes me shit yeah but but a pocket almond joy doesn't no imagine getting ready for work you're like i got my wallet got my keys got my pocket knife got my almond joy got my badge what and you just how you just buy i like the way they place tell me how you do it i like the way they place it right there you can just bite the the almond out see just that quick and then you and then put put the almond in your pocket for later we need to have a talk later it was supposed to supposed to be a secret and you ruined it. You're the one that's doing this, not me. Your pants ruined it, not me. The ruffling of the package.
Starting point is 00:47:09 Beef breakfast, pocket Almond Joys. I like Almond Joys. I don't care. It's not that crazy. I don't care. I like my dog and she's not in my pocket. If she could fit, she would be. Oh, you calling her fat?
Starting point is 00:47:20 Yes. You. I'm going to save that for later. I'm going to save that almond for later. I'm going to save that almond for later. But I could just have the treat. It's not that crazy. You're making it a lot worse than it is. You're nuts. I'm almond. And I have a lot of joy Okay we gotta get back to sanity To real life right now
Starting point is 00:47:50 This is a fever dream I'm absolutely stuck in a fever dream I had some bad dreams recently I have dreams all the time Alright Martin Luther Okay You trying to one-up me here no i was just saying it's like i had some bad reason you said oh i dream all the time all right
Starting point is 00:48:14 because people like olivia like she always oh i don't even dream at night i don't even dream but then matter of fact okay my wife live has these like terrifying dreams and she's out like a rock, right? Because she's the type of person, oh, I don't even dream that much. I'm like, no, babe, like everybody dreams. You just don't remember it. She goes, no, I'm telling you, I don't dream. I'm like, you dream, but you don't remember it. But she goes through these things.
Starting point is 00:48:39 It'll be like once every two weeks. And when I say it's insanity, like she literally, so she'll be dead asleep and typically she falls asleep before me. She's out like a light. She's asleep, right? She's dead asleep, knocked. And I'm on my phone. The room's super dark.
Starting point is 00:48:54 When you got a bright light in your face, you can't see anything else, right? And all of a sudden, she is like in her dream but talking, but it's crystal clear. Like she's been awake for now. Like she's having a full conversation dude it literally one time we were in uh we were in arkansas in a hotel she's dead
Starting point is 00:49:09 asleep on my phone and all i hear is what's that bird in the corner i said what the hell i was like what are you are you kidding me i literally went nope nope nope wake up what do you mean there's a bird because it's not like when you're dreaming and sleeping You're like you're kind of sounds a little weird slurred She was like what's that bird in the corner, and she's been asleep for like an hour an hour I don't know it happens like once every two three weeks you have to sleep in a different room No, the worst one ever first off There was one last week same exact scenario and the this one was insane
Starting point is 00:49:41 She was asleep on her chest like laying down like on her stomach flat And she literally shot up like this Like again dead sleep. She shoots up and goes oh No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, uh-uh And right back to sleep, and I'm just like what the but the crate the scariest one by far that literally like I Was not comfortable dead asleep same scenario we like the room super dark you get the best sleep but i'm still awake i'm just like going through tiktok twitter something to just ease down right so all i'm
Starting point is 00:50:17 it's a bright light so you can't see anything and this time it was crystal clear but she whispered in her dream this is what she said word for word word for word sitting there thumbing through she's been asleep for 35 40 minutes all i hear is quick go turn the lights off and i was like oh no no no i said what are we in conjuring hell no why are we turning the light is john wick no why are we turning the lights and i swear to god you can call you i literally i was like oh hell i'd go to the courthouse i immediately was like live wake up wake up get up tell me that was a dream wake up but the worst part is when she wakes up she has no clue it happened that's yeah she's got no clue it happened in her imagine dead asleep for 40 minutes pitch black you're on your phone you can't see anything around you, and all you just hear, quick, turn the lights off.
Starting point is 00:51:09 No, hell no. Get off of me! What do you mean? And then she wakes up and I go, babe, babe, what are you talking about? What was your dream about? She goes, why did you wake me up? I didn't even say anything. Didn't say anything? You just casted a spell. What do you mean you didn't say anything? You'reed a spell what do you mean you're talking to me to the outside world you're talking to the underworld yeah the underworld talking about quick like it's literally like something out of like a horror film it's that guy i talked to her about this a couple days ago it's that damn melatonin she'd be taking it has
Starting point is 00:51:39 to stop it's that melatonin dude yeah when she can't sleep she'll take melatonin and that's dude it has to stop because it is it's oh my god it's creepy like it is straight up creepy but one but i think in the future y'all are going to be in sync and start doing that like talking to each other because my parents like i forgot who started it but one of my parents used to snore and it's like a damn like like you're at a like it's like you're at band practice. It's like just trombones playing. And now, like if I, when I go home and I walk past a room, like at night, it's like they're singing to each other.
Starting point is 00:52:13 It's like they're going like, it's never at the same time. It's like, like it's the other way. Like they just go back and forth and they just been around each other so long that they're just doing that in sync. I'm going to put my almond joy back in my pocket pocket we don't have to make a comment about it just let let it was it's been there for years just let it happen corresponding and in sync yawning or yawning oh snoring is outrageous we've been together for like 30 years. It was a damn symphony of sleep.
Starting point is 00:52:49 I remember when we used to go on college visits, like, we'd be in a hotel room, like, we'd get there a day before, like, if it was far, and we'd all share a hotel room. Boy, I didn't sleep. Oh, I know. You told me. Yeah, it was awful. And, my mom collects remotes. What does that mean? Shout out to Mom Harden. We we love you she's gonna get so
Starting point is 00:53:05 mad i'm saying this but my dad knows it's true my mom like she's like she has like they have a nice like big bed with like at least 43 blankets on it they had so many blankets oh my god it's it's so much coverage and a lot can get lost in there. And my mom like hoards remotes. They can sleep through a monsoon. It's like my mom hoards remotes. Like she'll never, ever know where a remote is. It's because it will get lost somewhere in there. And then they'll just get a new one. And then one day, one day, I was like, mom.
Starting point is 00:53:38 Like she asked me, Peyton, can you help me find my remote? And I was like, all right. I was like, you know what, mom? I was like, get up. Like we need to, we got we gotta it's somewhere in here we lifted like the 33rd blanket and it was like 17 like a family of remotes and i was like mom you got a best buy andy's coming they dropped back down they're sitting there talking living it up hey would y'all get to play last week it's like there's i've been out of commission for three years it It's awfully warm under here. I only got one use and she lost me.
Starting point is 00:54:05 Bro, it's bad. There's batteries and shit just everywhere. Like double A's and shit just dirt selling. Your mom's getting like radioactive stuff from all the batteries. You could start a car with this, mom. Just lay it on it. Oh, my God. You can hear this.
Starting point is 00:54:21 Yes, I'm telling you. It's every movement. You're like, get it out. Get it out. I'll put it in my coat next time. Just eat I'm telling you. It's every movement. You're like, get it out. Get it out. I'll put it in my coat next time. Just eat it right when you buy it. No, but that's... You don't need to save it.
Starting point is 00:54:31 But yeah, but you... It's not chapstick. Like, you just leave it when you need it. No, but like, you ever on a drive? Like, on a highway and you're like, damn, an Almond Joy would be good right now. But if you don't have enough discipline to just set it there in the car, oh, now I'll eat it. Why is it in your pocket?
Starting point is 00:54:42 Why is it on your person? Because I'll forget to take it to my next... Like, go to like a target or something you shouldn't be eating an almond joy walking through a target why it's a good snack just go to dude if you say chips and salsa is a good snack i don't ever box it up and take it but that's not practical chips that's not practical yes it is if you're just on a highway going 80 miles per hour put it put it in the little in the compartment i got i got. I got Diet Cokes in there. It's not that bad. I want to take my own knee and just.
Starting point is 00:55:16 People are going to start doing it after watching this and be like, I get it. I get why you have that delicious snack in your right pocket. If anyone ever does that, just don't talk to me. Ever. I can only deal with one. I can only deal with one. can only deal with one it's not that bad do not do that ever it's not that bad now the breakfast thing i will not let you make fun of me we're not going to talk about that again but you will not make me feel bad for that beef and bacon dude that could that could be a shirt right there beef and break beef and bacon beef and bacon beef and bacon beef and
Starting point is 00:55:42 bacon get your breakfast that's sick that's sick yeah i i know but see that's what i'm gonna be one of those things on this podcast that i'm gonna be putting out yeah because that was supposed to be a secret okay but i can't like maybe i put i i broke the code to try to help you maybe you need the help you didn't even try to have a conversation with me outside of this you decided on a public platform because it did because i it was bothering me we were talking about food talking about your sick breakfast and all i'm hearing the whole time and i knew exactly what it was like there was no i knew exactly what it was there's no doubt in my mind the damn almond joy is in your pocket but it's like i just couldn't take it i could not take it years of
Starting point is 00:56:22 built up for us couldn't take it i started in college because i got real hungry like we went somewhere and i was like i'll never let this happen again concession stand exactly i got an almond joy and i put it in my pocket for the bus bus ride back you're sick bro some people are gonna be like i do that too no oh quick random shout out lebron ramon james, James. King James, Goat Talk. Probably now sitting at around 250-ish points to go. So that'll take him about
Starting point is 00:56:51 eight, nine-ish games, depending on how well he pops off. But about to be the number one all-time leading scorer. What are we going to do whenever he gets it? I don't know. I want to be together. I'm definitely just going to be wearing my jersey. We can do something. The episode after will just be in LeBron shit. There we go.
Starting point is 00:57:05 Oh, speaking of LA and the Lakers, we got a wild tweet sent our way. It not even sent our way. Just tweet it. Yeah, just tweet it. O'Shea Jackson Jr., Ice Cube's son. Shout out to O'Shea. Shout out to O'Shea. You're probably watching this.
Starting point is 00:57:19 He just tweeted a screenshot of him watching the podcast, and he just gave us flowers and love and i was like what the hell super real is going on that was dope and the how i found it right this might be like a little conceited or whatever but i was checking our seo our search engine optimization seeing if like the twitter streets are talking about it seeing if like one of our clips went viral on twitter that we didn't post or somebody stole or something you know heaven's lot let people steal that content but um i was i typed in you should know podcast on the search bar and it was literally it said o'shea jackson jr i was like
Starting point is 00:57:50 that i know that name i was like it can't be a real account it's a real account and it was tweeted like 30 minutes before i checked it so it was like like divine timing like just perfect and i was like what the hell and then our lovely fans were in the in the replies and be like oh they're so funny i i agree with cam on most things y'all suck wait what was the debate we had last week because i was getting oh the zombie apocalypse not one person not a one said you that's that's fake first of all it's real guys think of how much stuff I've endured in my life how much stuff I've come out of none of it was undead Whatever it is no, but oh shit Jackson jr. Like I've been Seeing his tweets and like knowing who he is for years now cuz he's like avid sports fan too for like LA stuff
Starting point is 00:58:40 So when Ron went there like a lot of his tweets would pop off and go viral. Like he's talking about like, bro, get this man some help. Like he's really tough. He's really with it. And he made this one tweet that was fantastic. And I don't know why, like it's ingrained in my head. He tweeted something about how like,
Starting point is 00:58:54 because like LA, everybody was giving LeBron shit and everything and whatnot. And he was like, this man, we got here, first year, injuries, didn't do anything. Second year, won the championship.
Starting point is 00:59:03 Like first title in 12 years yeah like how are you 10 years sorry and how are you talking about this yeah like oh it's LeBron he's supposed to win every year no but they're gonna say that ring doesn't count yeah Mickey Mouse right like you have no clue no clue about that yeah but shout out O'Shea Jackson yeah we're gonna uh link up with him soon hopefully I don't know if it's gonna be on camera or anything but we just want to meet him and say what's up. That'd be dope. So shout out to O'Shea, man.
Starting point is 00:59:28 I appreciate you, dog. For real. All right, guys. Thank you so much for watching this episode of the You Should Know Podcast. Before we do anything, Patreon is live right now, the first vlog, 20 minutes. Actually, at the end of this, I think we leave a little sneak peek, a little bit of that sneak peek for a little a little bit a little bit
Starting point is 00:59:45 a little bit of sneak peek for a little bit of that so they can see it but if they want to finish well it's a problem with me and you know it is so don't just don't don't fix it so stop settling well we'll work on it together how about that instead of making fun of me and you expose the secret this is a bad episode for me you get the rest of the vlog the 20 minute vlog on patreon live right now new content every single week join the family all the funnies all the behind the scenes all the sincere talks the q and a's all the voting power everything like we said before all the milestones all that funny stuff will be on patreon and it is live right now you can click the link right below us in the description take you right to it i'm very excited to see what y'all think about it kim uh what's the
Starting point is 01:00:31 secret code actually actually before we do that we have a we have a special guest in the audience we do we do have a special you want to come and come and join the podcast sit right here everybody my boy reed this is co-host reed he's a part of the you should know family and he's gonna do this outro with This cam what secret code? Get your good karma the good karma views of the casuals far. Let's go with P we'll keep it simple keep it sweet and simple. Isn't that right? P I'll take a guess you already know you Hayden is legitimate. Nope. Hayden is not legit Keep it sweet and simple. Isn't that right, Reed? Keep it simple. We'll go P-I-L. Take a guess.
Starting point is 01:01:05 You already know. Peyton is legitimate. Nope. Peyton is not legitimate. It is Patreon is live. Patreon is live. It's a secret code. Guys, remember, you want to do this with me? You got to do the shoe flip.
Starting point is 01:01:17 You got to untie him real quick. Get one off. Get ready for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're part of the... This solidifies it right here. You're locked in with us. There we go. Yep. Get that one. Yep. You just got to get it right above the heel. There we go. Oh, Cam, you're part of the year. This solidifies it right here. You're locked in with this. There we go.
Starting point is 01:01:25 Yep, get that one. Yep. You just got to get it right above the heel. There we go. Oh, Cam, look at my sock. His socks are still gross. His socks are still dirty. Reed, don't look down.
Starting point is 01:01:32 Reed, don't you dare look at my sock. Protect your eyes. Don't look at the sock. He's going to be like, ah, get out. He's like, I need help. Just don't look at the sock. All right. Well, that's it, Quad Bears.
Starting point is 01:01:41 I'll make it on Christmas, and I'll see you. Hey, you and me both, Reed. Comes with practice. See you next time. I'll make it on Christmas. I'll see you You me both read comes to practice see you next see you next week awesome What's up guys We are on a seven-hour road trip To Arkansas right now. So this is the kind of stuff you're gonna get on Patreon. The whole You Should Know team packed in a car for seven hours.
Starting point is 01:02:11 Will we survive? How will we make it? Will we see the Galapagos Islands? Will we see an alien species from out of... It's a lot ahead. This is what you're gonna get here on Patreon. It's exclusive content. Pack that car in front of you. We're gonna check back in with you on our first- here on Patreon. It's exclusive content.
Starting point is 01:02:28 We're going to check back in with you on our first pit stop.

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