You Should Know Podcast - THE DEATH ROW MEAL CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

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Can I say, One is before we started recording, Cam said he was going to hang me. No, no, no, that. Can I say that that is, yes or no, did he say that? Okay, okay, but a digital footprint's a real thing, and what we're doing is pretty scary, right? This is what you said was scary.

You said, get out, boy! No, no, no, no. That's what you said. I said, I'm going to hang you. Now, it came from me, one. So he was rude to me, and my brain goes too fast. So I said, I wanted to say, I'm going to strangle you. And I also wanted to say, I'm going to hit you.

But the H from hit took over the STR from Strangle, and I landed on, I'm going to hang you. And I immediately went, oh, no, oh, no, no, no, no. That was the heritage talking. That was some deep-rooted stuff. That was not my lineage. I was not subconscious. It was none of that. It was a simple mistake with serious consequences, but it was a simple mistake.

You ever find that? Like, because there's some times where I can feel my roots coming out. I'm like, oh, that's my people. You know what I'm saying? Like a good 808 hits and I turn into something else. See, when a good 808 hits for me, it's like, I don't know if I'm from my people. I love that. I go, ooh.

Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, dude again, DJ. Oh, what the hell is that noise? What? You did hit the, oh, no, I did not. You did. I said, ooh, ooh, ooh, I didn't. Oh, you did. You all are, dude, y'all are painting a bad picture.

We're not painting a picture. We're looking at the picture. You painted. I literally said, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I didn't go, oh. I didn't do that. I said, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh, you, you, you, you, you. Young, MA, Brooklyn's finest. Anyway, what happened to Dage Loaf?

What happened to Dage Loaf? Dude, whoa, what did you just say? What happened to Dage Loaf? Is that her Dage Loaf? Yes. Have I been wrong? Loaf? I hope.

Try me. No, I'm not going to like you. I used to have a crush on her. Whoa. No, I knew she swung for the team. No, no. Does she? Are you out of here?

Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? She? Somebody Google that. Day's love sexual. No, dude.

Have you seen the music video of me, Hennessy and you? Can I say, I used to put... There have been a lot of her husband. Yes. No, there's not... She's 100% been in... Okay, well, there's nothing wrong with it. No, but I'm saying I used to have a big crush on Dave's Love.

Fun fact. Did she had that little tiny little haircut, the little bob slicked down? Holy shit. Those edges were laid? Oh my God. Me Hennessy and you... Fun fact. I've never seen Dage Loves

face. What? Sounds like M.F. Doom. No, it's not. MF. Doom. One is absolutely legendary, too. He literally wore like a metal mask.

Page Lof is every bit visible. But I just never seen her. I usually like... She's a pretty little thing. But like... Why do you talk? Say it like this. Dude, y'all are making me sweat.

I don't know. I don't know. Dude, I used to have a crush on her bad. Yeah, I've never seen her. It's literally like, she's my woman, M.F. Doom. I had more... That's hilarious.

I had more of a crush on. days love that I did like Beyonce. You have an acquired taste and I respect the hell out of it. You have a real acquired taste. No, you used. Oh my God, dude, what you said about back in the days. I don't want to docks. I don't want to get because it'll be easy connect the dots.

But there was someone that I had a crush on back in the day. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was like, bro, she's so cool. You said, yeah, she's so cool because she's one of us, Cam. Yeah, Cam? Cam likes somebody like that can set a high pick and roll. Guys, like, if, if, like a woman that's like six, seven, two 50, Camel, Camel chop that tree.

I said, bro, I said, bro, I'm a strange build on that Clyde's deal. I said, bro, I don't know what is. She's so cool. You're like, Kim, she's one of us. Yeah, because she would come to the dorm and want to arm wrestle. I was like, Kim, you don't have a crush on her. That's your friend, dude. That's your home boy. That's your home boy. Oh my God. She's playing 2K for 12 hours straight. Yeah, I'm like, dude, that's why I like her, man. She's sick. I was like, imagine cue it into a game with her. It'd be nuts.

See, if she's in basketball shorts and a beater. Oh, yeah. Now, when the beater came out, I was like, okay, I might have been, you know. I like a good tank top on a girl. Oh, tank top. Ooh. Nothing underneath, though, right? Very important.

See, I knew. I kind of just lobbed you up for that one. Very important. I'm going to be unapologetically me. Now, one thing about my wife, now this is going to get weird. We can move quickly. Please don't. I don't want to.

There's too much under the tank top to wear the tank top. I said, babe, this beater on, it'll be real nice. Spice a couple things up. I said, holy side. I said, they were pouring out. He's in a construction site. They do the concrete thing which just pours out the side. I said, wow. I said, I mean, that is, wow. Yeah, it was, like, honestly, you are creepy, bro. Like, you're creepy as hell. I'm not creepy. That is my woman. That is my wife. I love her in every form she offers. Like, if you were on it with sweatpants, a little bit of sweat from the.

bed. Not sex time, but like just a warm night. I love that for him. I also love just French tips, heels on, perfect little fitted dress. I love it all. I love everything in between. Okay, I get where you're coming from. And side wife beater vibes. I love at all. I get where you're coming from because I'm, I always thought like the way you talk about your wife and like her hairy toes and stuff like that and you're like, oh, I love it. Like when I was single, I was like, maybe I will never find love for being love. But are you getting? there? Yeah.

Yeah. Like Sarah will have a rank morning breath. Oh, like it will hit like petroleum. Oh, man, but I'll be like, come give me that nudge. Yeah, see? See? And I'll put my nose in her mouth and just I'll sniff it up. See, now that's where we're like, you're getting close.

We're comparable, but we're not the same. I've never put my nose in Liv's mouth. First off, Liv would never go for that. Yeah. And a million. She'd be like, you have boogers and what are you doing? Sarah put her, she sniffed Flonase out of my nose in, in Las Vegas this weekend.

If y'all are snorting flonase out of each other's nostrils, only the good Lord knows what goes on when the shades are shut and that door is locked. By God, y'all are sitting here going, dude, let me get a hit. All right, open up your nose. It's actually exactly how it goes. So what happened was I sprayed flonase in Vegas because I was having bad allergies out there in the desert.

And she came and gave me a kiss, but you know the smell of flonase is. It's like a nasal spray if you don't know. And so, yeah. And so she kissed me and she goes, oh, she goes, you got a little bit of flonase? And I said, yeah. And then she goes, give me a little sniff of that flonase. And I said, you want to sniff it at flonase?

And she goes, mm-hmm. And she put a nose in my nose. And then now every time I'm about to spray flonase in the morning, I go, I go, baby, and she goes, what? And I go, I got some flonase nose. And she'll come and sniff. She'll come and take a hit on my nose. You're so you are so not allowed to call me a creep. Let's just put that out there.

You cannot call me creepy because I like my wife's big tibing in a tank top. Because I like my wife's big party bags in a tank top. You just said, first off, you're whispering like ghostly. Like it's like, you own your house. There's no one in it. Like talk loud. First off, you're whispering. You're calling her animal names.

Bear Bear, bear. I got Flonase in my nudge. Come get a hit. And then she whispers back, oh, you got a little bit of flonez in your nose. Oh, you got a little bit of flowna. Y'all, dude, you're, yeah, that's, in my mind, is my wrong?

Is that not creepier? No, no, okay, so mine is creepy. No, no, there's a difference between creepy and cringy. I'm cringy. That's past cringy. Cringy is sending the text that are literally used as caption. That's cringy.

That's creepy. Listen, listen, let me justify myself. Let me get loose stuff of your nuzz. Let me get the Flones out your nose, Belle, pal, so mine's like, oh, that couple's, like, overly in love and they're weird. Like, that's what it is.

Yours is like, oh, we got to check his hard drive. Like, you're like, you're like, I want that cement running out of them party bags. Like, that's weird, bro. And that's not even the weirdest thing that me and Sarah do. I don't even know if you want to,

I'd love to hear it. We call it puppy time. And so it's in the morning, because she wakes up before me to go to work. And so it'll be like 5 a.m. And she'll wake me up. And she goes, oh, is that my puppy?

Pumpkin? And I have to wake up and I got to go. Mind you, I have to wake up. When Sarah says, oh, is that my pumpkin? I have to wake up. Yeah, but I like it too because she's all dressed and smells good and ready to walk out the door and she'll come over to my side of the bed and it's puppy time. So I go and she'll pet my tummy and I love it. And then she'll give me a kiss and she gets my good spot up. That's good.

It's all at 5 in the morning, by the way. And then she'll kiss me on my head and then I'll go back to sleep. now I want now this is what I want to do with that information I'm going to apply it to my life and then I'm going to reverse the roles right because Liv lives very much pregnant she sleeps in as she should

I'm going to now go through that scenario as if I'm Sarah talking to live where's my pumpkin puppy time kissy smoochie rubble the belly if I walked up to my wife ready to go to work and said oh is that my little pumpkin is that my little pumpkin

oh it's puppy time the actual first thing she would do. What the f*** you doing? What are you doing? And I go, oh, just my little pumpkin. You look so sweet. Let me get a little rub. Then she'd go,

I told you where I'm going to go. And I go, okay, sorry. Let me get a little pumping. Let me get a little ruffy pump in time. And she would say, get out of my house. She would demand me to leave. And then the rest of her day would be ruined. I think this is what you don't need to do.

Take a little bit of drugs. when she's not pregnant because y'all aren't due in the street y'all are doing a laboratory PhD scientist drugs no we're so open we're completely sober but I'm just saying for y'all to get to that point

I think you should y'all should both take a little sum sum and then just let the earth take over and like the love and like no boundaries right like no egos you got to strip the egos from y'all's relationship you have an ego death you got to and so you just

you know scratch her tuffed have you no I scratch everything all this I shaved her bone dry the other night. Imagine a six, seven man on his knees on the tile with a pregnant, naked wife right in front of him that can't see any hair that she possesses. And I got a cup of water, she's standing in a bath and a razor in the other hand.

And I'm going, a little to the left, everything, all of it. Yeah, that's different. That's love. See, I don't think I'm there yet. No, you're not. You're at this. I've never, I skipped that face.

I don't know what face that is. I've skipped it. But we don't make out in public, though. I think that's, we're across the line. PDA. Now, Pete, now, you want to talk about creepy? PDA. PDA.

Ryan Clifton. Ryan's like, he's like, you're going to know I love for. Right. He goes, if we're in love it, if we're in public, he goes, I'm not in love this. It's just my girl. I want to kiss now. And I'm like, no, but, bro, PDA.

PDA is fine and it's cute when it's real, but not too real. What's fake PDA? Fake PDA. Like, you know fake PDA. If say we're all, say you and Sarah, me and live, say all the boys have girls or have their girls there, whatever, we're all chilling. And like, say you and Sarah are just having the blast.

And y'all just turn, oh, I love you so much, Barry. Yeah. Get a little smooth. And you see someone else. And it's like fake PDA. Like, they see someone else in love. So then they, like, force it upon their part. Is that a thing that happens?

Yeah. Really? They like, it's like, it's like a dawn of man. It's a competition. Oh my God. Competitive PDA is a thing? Is he, are we opening the left side of your brain? Do you not understand how females work?

This is a very much female. My female don't work like that. That's fine. That's great. You got a good one. Yeah. Bro, there will be times where if someone else, say two girls are being petty, real catty, going back and forth, whatever, a little feud. This girl gets a smooch.

What do you think this girl's doing? She'll turn around and kiss. Oh, that is true. Where's my smooch? Wake up. I wish you would kiss me like that. I wish you would do that with me. Oh, I hate that.

Yeah. Oh, because at one point I turn around and kiss K. Rob. What are you feeling? Wait, if you kiss K. Rob? Yeah, I'll be like, oh. You go, oh, God, y'all can have you. Like, I don't want that anymore. No, bro, it's a real thing.

Do, okay, but, okay, let's give PDA rules. What's the extent of your PDA? Like, yours personally. Actually, you don't do any PDA. Y'all always say that, bro. You don't even hug in public. That's so not true. Me and Liv are, okay, here's another thing.

And this is not to downsize anything, whatever. me and Liv have been together for eight years now. I'm so sorry. We hug all the time. We hug all the time. We kiss all the time. When we go to our friends, especially new parents, we don't get to hang out with you all too often.

It's like once a month now maybe, like in a group setting. When we go, like, she knows it. I love her. I will hang out with you, but it's like, we're here with the boys. We're here with the whole crew. Trying to get some laughs and jokes.

And it's kind of the same with Liv. Like the other night, at the thing, she was sitting out with the girls. All the girls were chatting. All of us were hanging out. That's true. So it's more of those things. My personal rules,

hug. You can get a little slap, little grab. Oh yeah, got to be able to touch the boondah. Gotta be able to touch the boondah. I mean, it's hard not to you see that thing just sitting there with no love and you can smack that thing. Hey, wake up a little. Hey, wait. What just dripped on me. Something dripped on you. Oh, dude, Krobs infiltrated the entire system. Oh, the whole building. He brought that. No, my. Ass grab, ass grab forward slash slap. Yeah.

Hugs, obvious. Kiss. Now here's the big one. The kissing is where everything gets a little murky. Kissing is where it's lines. Yeah. My kiss goes to the point, you can kiss your partner, you can kiss your partner. Good, you can slip a little of that old tea down there, right? Excuse me? Tongue.

You can slip a little that tongue. Tongue in public? Now hear me out. No public tongue. Listen, when you get to the point of public tongue, you should feel the pheromones surging through your body. At that point, I'm fighting against my britches. Exactly.

You go, whoa, whoa, Nellie! You need to know your cerebral. You need to know what's the next. step. The next step, clothes have been ripped off. The next step, I'm grabbing throat. Now, that's where you've got to stop. That's where you can't keep it going in public. As soon as you get to the point of, oh, I feel the need to give my partner tongue, turn it off. So I feel like if you're at the point of tongue in public, you're already wrong. Your mouth shouldn't be open in public. That's true, but I've seen a lot of tongue. They do it classy, real classy. Where are you? Like, where?

This is like a rooftop, like a brunch rooftop. Definitely mimosis flying around. Champagne. Tonguing over waffles is crazy. Oh, dude, people do. And they probably had a great night that I'm before. Probably don't know each other too well. You know what I'm saying? Whoa, whoa. First of all, first of all,

if you don't know someone too well, there should be no PDA. If it's a first date, no PDA. That's left in the bedroom. Not a first date. Hear what I'm saying. They probably had a great night the night before. I get it.

I get it. Dude, by the way, I caught on my Tesla. Literally somebody had to get my Tesla. The PDA. What? What did you just say? Well, that's the highest level of PDA. Literally, I saw intercourse happen outside of my Tesla.

No, if you're having something in front of my truck, you're going to prison. I wasn't in the truck. So if you don't know, basically, Tesla's, they have a sensory mode, which acts as a security camera. Anytime someone gets near my truck, it records it. But it doesn't tell anybody. You have to, like, look in to see my screen and says, hey, you're on camera. These people, it was at nighttime. It was around, like, clubs and stuff.

So they were one of those people that. They were probably having a good night. A lot of drinks were flowing. And they were parked right beside my truck. Oh. So whenever I get into my truck, I'm like, okay, me and Sarah, we love to do this. It shows how many things were recorded as soon as you go in there. So me and her, we always clicking and were like, what happened?

What were people doing outside the truck? We clicked this and there's a couple hugging. They were hugging outside my truck, right? This is nice. Oh, it's nice. Good little, lovely couple. Me and Sarah were watching. we're like, oh, that's cute.

But then we see, because we're seeing the back of her, the front of him, he reaches for that back porch. I mean, it's not just like a pad. I mean, it's a, he's, you know, he gets one of those undercarriage scoops. And then the head start moving, the tongue starts flying, hands start going places I can't say on YouTube. Oh, yeah, give me a little, oh, yeah, yeah, one of those. Yeah, it's what you deserve. And so I'm like, oh, wow, hands are in places that can't be seen.

I saved the video. Yeah, you did. You f***ed. And then, so they finish, he spanks and goes into the driver's side, and she opens her door, and Sarah was like, oh, he ruined it. And I was like, wait, what happened? And she goes, he didn't even open her door after all that. I'm not.

Open a door without that nasty car. Well, no, they probably went home after. They drove off after, but. Oh, this was a crowded parking lot, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, then he's a . You just squeeze the window, you grip that watermelon, you did your hands where their hands aren't supposed to go in public in front of someone else's cyber truck, and you don't even open the door for the lady.

Yeah, I mean, that's wrong. It's wrong. But that's so, be careful. If you're around to Tesla, you are probably being recorded, but that's my favorite thing to do. It's just look at people. Dude, no, my favorite video for yours for a while. Now, sorry to hit a nerve if I have to. But was when K.

K. Oh, yeah, when Kirov smacked into the back of me after the episode 200 dinner? It was so, it was just such utter, because he was already at a complete stop. A complete stop, a good distance away, and then he literally went like this. And just like, boom. I was like, our head's hurt for two days after that. Oh, putting that on the record. I'm going to tell me what my head felt like.

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Nothing to Tesla's. I have to ask you, your feet, your soul and your little tuft is back in the beautiful state of Dallas. Yes, I said, State of Dallas. You, my friend, went to WrestleMania for the first time ever. Tell me about it, please. I did go to WrestleMania this weekend.

It was fantastic, man. I don't want to be here. I hate all of you, and this sucks. Yeah, dude, WrestleMania was really fun. Shout out to Daylight Media Q-Code. They got me and Sarah tickets. Literally, if you were watching Night 1 of WrestleMania, you see me on the hard game. like during the whole show, which is really crazy.

But the craziest thing is, is I didn't realize I'm going to be on camera this whole WrestleMania. I need to be aware of what I'm doing. Oh, buddy. I wasn't aware of what I was doing. So throughout the whole show, because 90% of it was commercial, so I was able to get on my phone. So I would get on my phone between the four-minute matches.

You're kidding. You are kidding. So I got on my phone and I was like, okay, I would see a bunch of story mentions. And I was like, oh, people are recording me on their TVs watching WrestleMania. There is a video that went out of me watching a match. And you can literally see me having a panic attack in front of Cody Robbins. Oh my God, dude. That was my favorite part.

Yeah, describe the video because you saw it. Oh my God, dude. So it's from, it's from obviously someone in TV, but you're on the hard cam, like you said. And this man, Peyton, is literally sitting there watching. He goes, and it's like, from me knowing him, what I think it was, and you can talk to the validity. I think you were about to speak and say something. But then you immediately thought about it, and you started freaking out. And then you tried to play it off.

That looked like a carbon copy of some shit that I've seen for years now. You literally were sitting there and you were like, he was going to talk, and then he looked like he was going to vomit. Like, in a matter of a second, he was like, he covered his mouth, he was like, and it was the, I watched it probably 20 times, because you put that on your story.

I did. I reposted it. Oh, my God. It was so, bro, I was like, is that what I look like? Oh, yeah. Other people's stories they posted. It literally looked like a human Austrian.

You were like this. You were just watching it like this. I was so erect. And I have such a hunchback, so I don't know why I was so erect. And I don't understand how you. I love that for you. You're so locked in, though. Yeah.

Like you've got to be locked in, but you also got to be, like water, like little, have some movement. You're really watching like this. You're like. Like I would never see me like that. Say it's, say LeBron's in the final. Yeah. I'm never watching the game like this. What are my?

supposed to do. You'd be like, oh, okay. No, shit. Like, you could be like, you could be like,

you could. No, no, no, no, no, go. Yeah, hit him without the turn focal. Top turn buckle. No.

Yeah, because it over. And you just sat there. Oh my God. So stiff. Well, the one time I did get involved is when Pat McAfee came out.

Oh my God. So if you know anything about me, you know I'm a huge Pat McAfee guy. I think he's like on the Mount Rushmore. I wouldn't say that, but he's like one of the most... Close.

He's one of the most influential, like, broadcasters of all time, like media personalities. Like, he is like one of my idols in the game. So he has a storyline in the WWE. So he came out, right? And now he's playing a heel, which means a bad guy. So he was flipping off the crowd. I mean, just giving birds to everybody. And it was so hype.

And I was like, dude, Pat McAfee's in front of me. I'm into the storyline. I'm into WWE. I'm eight rows away. from him. He can definitely see me. And your biggest standing like an ostrich. But yeah, I'm literally standing over my whole section. So I stand up and I flip off Pat McAfee. Now Pat McAfee turns towards me and this is all on video.

Pat McAfee turns towards me, grabs his crotch and then goes you and then flips me off. I've never been so happy for a grown man to grab his crotch on me. Fat McAfee flipped me off at WrestleMania and it I literally, you see it in my vlog that I posted on my TikTok, but after it, I was literally like this. Yeah, you did like a little kid. You literally like this. You tried to play it.

You tried to play it. You were like, oh yeah, I'm like, you too. You too. Fuck you, bro. Yeah. It was so fun. That's sick, though. Like, that's, I love, I just love, that's one thing I admire about the WWE is that it is

these incredible storylines. It's all. Like, if you did that at an NBA game, one, you're probably. kicked out of the arena. Two, it's like real. Yeah. If someone, if say Anthony Edwards like, no, fuck you. You're like, oh. All right, bro. All right. I just wanted you to miss Fritho. It's not like a built-in baked-in. Right. Oh my God. It was so good. But, um, yeah. Overall, I'll give my WrestleMania review probably later on in the episode. But seeing I show speed in person, he's not a real human being.

Genuinely, no exaggeration. One of like a insane athlete. He's a, I want to say, And I will stand by this. I show speed is a once-in-a-generation athlete. Oh, yeah. Like a once-in-a-generation. Like, his build alone, his back had abs. He was, he was still, he stood up on a turnticle. He stood up on the turnbuckle and started like flexing and breathing.

His, I literally went, oh, what the hell is that part? Where's that one? So athletic, so entertaining. I think that kid is, again, I mean, he is a generational talent. He is fantastic. His jump, bro? That jump alone. Like, I know he's been in WW for like not in.

This is his first match. I'm saying been in the ring. Like he's not like whatever. Like he's not, that wasn't his first time ever in the ring. So like the stage fright aspect. But that jump for someone that doesn't wrestle, doesn't practice wrestling.

Yeah. That is, that was insane. He was so athletic. That's equivalent to getting on a one-story house on the roof, probably higher, to be honest, Jumping off of it at least 10 feet and landing with your stomach on a human being on a table.

He actually botched the landing pretty bad. Yeah, Logan could have got hurt. Yeah, he was supposed to land across the body and landed on the body. So it was rough, but they were all fine about it. But yeah, I'll give my WrestleMania night one and night two review later on the episode. I have, I found out something about my family that I'm going to leave open to judgment. I'm going to leave it open. So you know how, you know my grandma, right?

You know me, ma'all? Yeah, blind and death. Blind and deaf, right. So she stayed in her own house as a blind and deaf woman for three years after my grandfather passed away. I know that might. That's remarkable in itself. That might be a causation of CPS. And basically, I think we skipped that.

I think we're getting real close to somebody getting called. So then my mom was like, ah, we're two streets over. Come on. Cam's going away to college. You come live with us. So she had like a seven-year tenure at my mom's house. Right. Now, I just found this out, this last weekend.

So my dad was over at the house. He was helping me out. We were doing yard stuff and whatnot, like that. He sees the gym, or the lack of the gym in the garage now. He was like, oh, does feel weird? It's empty. He goes, is that the same treadmill? I was like, yeah, that's when y'all gave me.

He goes, oh, God, PTSD every time I look at it. I was like, why? He's like, what do you mean? Why? You don't remember? I said, remember what? He goes, Mee-Maw fell off of it. And I went, why the f***us Mee-Maw ever on a treadmill?

He was like, he goes, what do you mean? Your mom had her on a whole training regimen. What? My mother had my blind and deaf grandma on a workout regimen that was all indoors that included A, a treadmill, and B, a set of five pound dumbbells. Cameron. So I immediately, hey mom, what are you doing? Oh, that's cool.

That. You made Mee-Maw walk blind and deaf on a treadmill. She said, yeah, we had a safety hook on her wrist. No, you all leashed her. My mom put my grandma on a leash on a treadmill. On a leash. She said, came. They went to the doctor.

Her bone to muscle ratio was 92 to 8. She had no muscle, honey. We had to get her up and moving. She said, out of 100% of her body, 92 of it was bone. She could. She had to do something. She could barely stand. I said, you just said she could barely stand.

You have a blind woman walking on a treadmill. I said, what do you do? This can't be good. She tells me her routine. Yeah. My, again, I can't stretch. She can't see anything. We're here.

She's playing. She can't see, she can't hear. And she's on a treadmill. I mean, can't I say the only other place that's worse than that might be a pool. Yeah. Yeah. She's a drop her in the deep end. See what she does.

She had my grandma. Now, granted, it was from the doctor. It wasn't just my mom making it. Okay. They were like, you need, like she needs to do something or she's going to become bedridden. Yeah. My grandma has 80, 81, something like that, maybe 75. that, maybe 75-ish at the time.

A mile a day, which took her 30 minutes, but a mile a day. It's actually not bad. And an arm routine with five-pound dumbbells seated in her wheelchair. When I heard this. Like, I don't know how to laugh or not. No, you can laugh. I was crying laughing. I said, what is y'all's problem?

Just give her something to quilt. Like, give her something to knit. So why is she working out? She's 80 and blind. It's like, why is she doing anything physical? And then my dad was like, yeah, it was a whole conversation, but your mom wanted it to happen. And then I was like, okay, circle back. She fell?

Yeah. Oh, my God, that's scary. My dad goes, oh, she fell hard, too. You know my dad. Oh, she fell for, didn't leave her room for four days after that. Bro, you'll have to be sad. Memo's good. That was in the past.

You can laugh. He goes, oh, she fell hard. That's why we had to end up getting the safety cuff afterwards. I said, so what happened? He goes, hell, she probably missed a step. And she fell on her hip, slid off the treadmill onto the wooden floor. Cam. And I said, bro, y'all are.

No, okay. They're not because it's from the doctor, but I'm like, how did I? But I don't think doctor said treadmill. I think doctor might have been like, take her on a walk. Are you going to walk her? She's blind. She doesn't want to go outside. I think the biggest thing was-

What do you mean she doesn't want to go outside? She needs to do. You think she's itching to wake up the morning to go to the front door and take a Walk around the pond. I'm saying somebody walk with her outside instead of putting her on a treadmill with a collar. But that's not really? Wasn't a collar. But I think that the whole thing was she needed to walk without her walker.

Because the walker is what she's relying on. It's like a lot of weight on the walker. She's kind of scooting. She needed to do some form of walking without it. So how treadmill got brought up is wicked. I mean, that's sad. Is that not insane though? Okay, honestly though, never mind, I'm not going to say that.

Say it, say it. No, I'm going to say if I get to a certain point, put me down. Oh, no. Yeah. Like, I was like just me. I don't want that for my anymore. No, I'm saying for me, because I've told people this. Like, I'm told, if there's a point where, like, I'm waking up and I'm hurting, like, I'm just like, ah. Go and give me that good old Malcolm Jerome treatment.

Just if you're hurting? Just like hurting to the point. Like minimal pain? Like a, like a joints kind of acting up? A little bit of osteoporosis can't get you going. You're just like, ah, knees not working. Call her. Let's get out of here.

Hey, it's been fun. Good run. No, no. Get the lawyer, I'm gonna look at the will one last time. Get her over here. Bring the big needles. No, you know what I mean. It's to a point where it's like, like, man.

Like, if people start petting me. Like to that point where people are like, oh, Payton. Like, oh, how you been, grandpa? I'm like, f*** in it. I go, fuck you, Susie. Like, it's your own grandkids. They're like, how are you, grandpa? They're going like this.

Get your hands off me. Oh, dude, do you ever think we're going to hit the point of elderly where Everything is, oh yeah, no, you're done at 50. I'm kidding. That's so soon. Bro, you're talking about if your knee aches a little bit. You're like wrap it up. No.

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is about people's last meal. And I got a lot of anxiety about what my last meal would be on this earth. Regardless if I'm in prison or if like I'm just told, hey, this is your last meal, I think that's like the hardest decision to make ever. It's got to be. It's like it's easy to find who you want to marry.

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That is an incredible answer. Now, let's play that out. Say they were required. Yeah. Required to deliver your last meal. That was your answer. You wrote down. Who do you think walks into that room?

My wife, hopefully. But what if they're like, oh, no, no, you didn't specify? Oh, they're giving me four and puss. Just like some random. I don't want random. I don't want my. Oh, my God. What would be your last meal?

Dude, that's what I'm, that is a hard question. Top of the brain went to a real good Alfredo tortellini with some chicken. Oh, you want to die full. Oh, you want to die full? I don't want to die with just fucking ribs. I want to die full. You want to die bloated? Yeah.

I'm dead. Yes, I want a massive meal. I literally be like, give me Thanksgiving. No, because you know whenever you die, like gas comes out. So I don't want to, I don't want to do that to the people in the room. Like that's like people, you're dead. Yeah, but that's embarrassing. Like, oh God, he stinks. Oh, oh, he's still. Look at that dead man. He stinks. He's dead. There's no, there's no embarrassment. You don't feel that you're dead. See, but I think people would judge me. Like, say I'm in a room of people. Like, I envision my last meal in a room of people for some reason. Judgment ceases. You're dead. No, but that's not how I think. I think I'm going to take my anxiety to this. the afterlife. I don't think you're, you don't think.

You're dead. No, okay, but I feel like people are going to judge my last meal, right? Like, I feel like I would take so long to make that decision. I don't want something that's going to make me gassy, because when you die, you secrete. And I don't want to secrete. Every dead person secrete's, it's dead secretion. But just because I'm about to die doesn't mean my, my public poop fear goes away. I would probably, I'd probably go opposite and I'd figure out their allergies.

And I'd eat everything they're allergic to. And that, that's how I want to go out. Like, oh, deathly shrimp, I said, bring the fussy. Bring it all. Give me every shrimp you can find. See, I feel like my last meal would be like a Cobb salad. Dude. Like something to really show like out, he still cares, man.

Now, this is showing, this is showing the level of my big backness and how much I almost love, like, love food. Yeah. If we were in death row together and we did this amazing crime together and we're going to die together and we're in the same room and you order a cobb salad, I would probably be so disappointed than myself that I ever became friends with you. If your final meal was a Cobb salad. Really? I would be looking at you with a porterhouse

40-ounce steak. Every single side you can imagine. Definitely some Coke Z. That is nectar of all juices. Coke Z with a lot of water and something real sweet. Oh my God. You did dessert? Oh, I want a half...

Oh, listen here. I want a half gallon of Graham Central Station with a waffle cone bowl. from handles. That's what I want. I want a pot roast straight from someone's southern Mississippi grandma. Dude, I want a little bit of crawfish on the side with some nice cheddar bay biscuits. Oh, I don't want to die with a tummy egg. You're dead! I matter, no, actually, I would take, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, this is what I would do. I say, hey, run an allergen panel. Give me everything I'm allergic to. That's how I want to go out.

I want to go out f***ed up. I want to go out with hives. I want to go out with, like, seizing for I'm dead. Why, dude? Dude, that's one of those things. It's like you get to feel something new for ones. I think that's my people pleasing. I would eat something that the other people would be appreciate. Like, I feel like a good cob and like some ice water. They'd be like, wow.

That is not people pleasing. That is probably the most exaggerated form of an insecurity I have ever heard in my life. You're gonna die. You get to eat anything in the world and your last meal, you're trying to please others so you can cast away judgment from your own fart. own farts. Yeah, I would have like water with a limit. I've never had that a day of my life.

I would just be like, oh, they would appreciate it. Bro, you said ice water. This, now, this A actually happened and B, I want you to try to decide for this. Me and Liv went to a restaurant, like a, restaurant, we went to like a mom and pop place, but it's not like a fast food. And we go in and we sit down. There's like probably 10 people in there. And they come up, they're like, hey, we'll be right back with, uh, with some chips and then, uh, we can take drink orders. So I'm right bet. They come back with the chips. They go, what would you like to? drink. I said, word for it. I said, I've had too many Coke today. You know me like joking. I've had too many coax day. I'll just take, uh, I'll just take some water. The woman looks at me.

This is the first time in my entire life I've ever heard this. She said, you want fresh ice or still ice? I swear to God. Fresh ice or still ice or still ice. What's the difference? Thank you. So I literally go, I had a visible conundrum. I went. Yeah, that's a good word. I was like, I'm sorry? She goes, do you want fresh ice or still ice? I said, do you mean the water? Because that's like, you go to an ice place, they'll be like, you want tap or sparkling or still? And I was like, oh, I'll take regular water.

She was no, no, no, the ice. You want fresh ice or still ice. And I said, I'm kind of lost here and I'm starting to get a little mad. And it's not at you, but unfortunately, you're in front of me, you're gonna have to receive this. What do you mean fresh or still ice? Now before I dropped this jewel of an answer, she said,

what would your guests be? If you're at a restaurant, I walk up, and I go, would you want fresh ice or still ice? I would think it's either handmade, machine. Okay. That's fairly close. Yeah. Right. Any other, any other maybe just going for it, just a random guess? I don't know what it would be. Oh, tap, oh tap water ice or bottled water ice. No. No, what is it? I also want to go back to handmade. What the fuck does that mean? What is handmade ice? Handmaid. I kind of just cruise right over that one. What is handmade ice?

Because there's ice. Yeah, work that one out. They're like, no, listen, there's ice machines, right? Like a refrigerator, wherever the ice is made in a machine. Or there's, human-made ice where people make the ice. And how do they do that with their hand? How do they do it with a 98.6 degree palm when it's got a freeze? You pour the water in an ice cube tray? And you put in the freezer?

Then you put it where? In the freezer. You would consider that handmade ice. I made that. I put it in there. So yes, it's handmade ice. I would argue the freezer made that. And you put it in a mold.

No, the freezer makes it by itself. You don't, like the freezer you have at your house. The ice machine you have at your house. It just makes it through the night, right? You hear it goes, right? That's a machine-made ice. That's AI. ice. This is... If you pour water into a bowl, unless you're frozen, you're not freezing the ice.

But I chose to make that water into ice. I'm the Jesus of that ice. It does not matter? It doesn't matter if you made a conscious decision. You're not freezing it. You said man-made. You're not making as a man the ice. You're putting water in a mold. Okay, okay, okay. So what about this, right? So what if, hmm, right? I'm cooking. So say I cook, I put, I'm making food. And I put a bunch of ingredients onto the thing. And then I put it in the oven and it cooks. I cook that, right?

Or did the oven cook that? If you want to be technical, the oven cooked it. Yeah, but when you make a home-cooked meal, so there's no such thing as a home-cooked meal anymore. No, you prepared. So how do you cook then? Coordinated. Then why do people say, I'm a chef, I cooked it?

No, you didn't. The stove did. That's true. That's a fair point. But you're talking about ice. BTA. Ice. Pierce loved ice. I just don't, I just want to put that out there. Anyway, I said, could you please define the difference? She goes, of course. The fresh ice is from our machine.

Yeah. That we get immediately and it goes right into your cup and then we pour your beverage of choice over it. Makes sense. The still ice is from our machine. But we let it fall into a container. And I went. What? I said, huh? So it's the same ice. She said, no, no, there's a difference. I said, do you mind repeating that? Is there a transfer? I said, can you say that one more time? Maybe I missed it. Maybe it's my fault. Maybe I'm about to leave your fresh restaurant and burn it down. Maybe that's my fault. But I want to make sure if I do it, I'm hearing you right. Yeah. She goes, yeah, yeah. The fresh ice is from the machine, but we put it right into your cup and then pour your beverage of choice over. Right. That's how the freshness of ice. That does, okay. Sure.

And then I go, okay, heard that. I got that right. So it didn't touch any outside air. Sure. No. No. It's outside air or the other ice that came from the same spot. She goes, but our still ice is the same ice.

But we just allow some to gather to be together in a bucket. Oh, so it's all day ice and new ice. That makes sense. All day ice melt. Not if it's next other ice. Well, yeah, but how long? It's the same. First off, I don't even have a bigger problem with the option.

It's not. The option? You're really arguing for her? Yes, that makes sense. It wouldn't be an option if it wasn't a thing. It makes sense. There's ice that's been sitting in a bucket all day, flies, gnats, rodents, and writs all over it. You don't know what's been on that ice. Then why the f*** would you ever offer that to someone? Because some people, some people like seasoned ice. Some people like all day eyes. Put some all day eyes on it.

I thought I was bringing you an absolute Blake Griffin dunk of an alley-up, and you're agreeing with this woman. I'm not saying that that's normal, but I'm not. I'm saying her logic makes sense. There's all day ice, new ice. You're getting fresh from the cow's nipple, or you can go get some bottled from the fridge. So why? But that's my question.

It's coming from your ice machine. Yeah. Why let it drop? Why offer people that? Make every drink fresh ice. What the f***? That's like going in here to the soda machine. And you literally, you go to click it,

and the ice machine doesn't work. But then you look down, and there's a mound of ice there. It's the same. Who in their right mind would go, oh, yeah. It's the same thing of like fountain drinks and bottled drinks. It's the same thing.

No, it is not. Yes, because it's the same drink, but it just comes from different spouts. This one's coming from the same spout. You don't know the spout. You don't know the spout. She told me. She told you the same spout. She said, the fresh ice we catch in the glass and immediately make your drink and bring it to you.

The still ice comes from the machine and gathers at the bottom. I'm weird with my ice, though. Do you get brand new ice every time you get a drink? What? Do you get new ice every time you get a drink? Public or private? Private. I don't use ice privately.

Oh. I don't use ice. That's the German in you. No, it's not. That is, my fridge is set to 36 degrees. It's four degrees away from everything I own being ice. It's cold enough. I don't need extra ice.

I want more liquid in my cup. Okay, okay, well take it off of you then. For me, every time I have, like, say, I have a red solo cup at my house and I put ice in it. Yes. And then I put my Diet Coke in that cup and I'm drinking it. Oh, keep the same ice. No. Once I'm done with that Diet Coke, I dump that ice.

I need new ice. Dude, you're so boozy. It's starting to get disgusting. That's bouching? Getting new ice per drink is not bougie. No. That's fresh. That's fresh.

That is bougie as hell. How do you not think that's bougie? Because it's like, it changes the flavor profile. It makes your drink musty if you get the same life. It makes it honorable. That's what it does. It makes your drink your drink. It's my drink regardless.

I'm a drink dead. That's like you, okay, that's like the shit you used to be on. You use a new towel every single time you take a shower. I still do that. That's boozy. Payton, wake up. Bro, I don't want my- You smoke cigars.

You do boozy towel. Boosy Red Solo Cup. You'll read Boozy finance book. You're boozy. First of all, if anybody saw the towels I used, you wouldn't say I'm boozy. My mom came to my house, saw my towels and she's like, is this for Sarah's dog? Like, no, those are my face. towels. Like those are the towels I use. No, it definitely looks like it came with you from like a refugee

camp. Yeah, those same towels I've been using since college. Like I'm not a towel guy. I think it's gross to use towels on your on your bull sack and then put them anywhere else on your body the day after. You do your, oh my, how do you not see that? People that use the same towel every shower are disgusting. I would rather not shower for three days than use the same towel. That is unbelievable. That is unbelievable. You'd rather use the same towel. Okay, would you rather use the same towel for a year straight or not shower for a month? A year straight versus one month of not

bathing. Yes. I would... Let me lower it. I'd use the same towel for the rest of my life before I went before I went a month without bathing. 31 days without bathing. You'd rather use the same towel for the rest of your human existence than not shower

just for one month? Payton, you smell my genitalia when we're done recording and that's two hours. 31 days. That's guaranteed probably eight days of recording. That's disgusting, Kim, because at some point, do you drive between your crack after you shower? Yes. And you would use that for a month straight? I'd use it till I died. They were going out a month without showering. That showering for a month is fine. It's literally fine. Like, yes, I would not advise you to do athletic

activity. Yeah, that's stupid. But look at you, you don't either. Yes, I do. I'm trying. You would genuinely, no, no, no pod, Peyton, Stephen Harden. Yes, sir. You would not shower for a month straight, the first to the 31st, rather than using the same towel for a whole year. I gag any time I see an old towel. Like, it's generally an ick for me to see the same towel. Like, it is disgusting because it's wet, mildewy,

and I know my bowls were on that. My bull sack was just wiped on that. I don't want to put that anywhere because then I feel contaminated again. I think it's, It makes you even dirtier. I think it boils down to, are you just, are you going for a swim in your shower?

What are you doing? What are you doing? What you mean? If you properly clean your body, yes, there's going to be some bacteria that stays on the towel. Yes, there's going to be some things that stay. But if you're clean,

like a hand, you would never, you would never do that in a million years with a hand towel. If you were actually that jerk, you keep up on your ball's tag. I don't think you clean down there, dude.

I don't think you're cleaning could, bro. I can't say there too long I stop playing. See, exactly. You're sitting there, oh, clean, oh, oh, oh. Like, you're not cleaning well enough because you would never do that with a hand towel. Ever. You would wash your hands, soap and water,

hand towel dry off. You would do that for two, three months. Before you look at you, oh, there's a bleach. It's so crazy because I've had the same toothbrush for two years. But, like, but for some reason I can't use the same towel. It's the way my brain's wired. Something got messed up. This is, I don't know. How the, I don't understand you.

How do you? have to get new ice. You get new ice, but you don't buy a new toothbrush. Yeah, I don't know what it is with me in toothbrushes. I feel like it's some kind of connection. Like when she goes in my mouth, that's why it's hard for me to go over X's. Like when she goes in my mouth, it's just hard for me to let go of. You, you are, you, you are an anomaly. You are not real. Don't look at me like that. But I don't, but I'm honest, though. Like, I'm a genuine guy. I'm a real life human being. Sometimes you're too honest. Yeah. That's why I don't bring toothbrushes when I travel places. Like Sarah, like, we went to Vegas this last weekend. She was like,

babe, where's your toothbrush? I said, didn't bring it. We were there for four days. I don't, I do not like to, like on tour, I didn't brush my teeth. Can we say a prayer for Sarah? No, she likes it. No, she doesn't. No, she doesn't. Yeah, well, kids, she goes, ooh, a little more film today. You know, you know what? You know what? Sit back. This is a cold dose of reality. She doesn't like that, bro. I'm here for you, dog. Come here. Give me a dab real quick. We're going to get through this. She hates that, dude. Let's be honest. You talk to her? Let's keep a bucket buck. She hates it. She has a great grill. She, you can see L32, they're pearly white.

She definitely takes care of him. She hates it. You don't take care. You go, calm now. She doesn't like that, man. She likes you so much. She likes your quarks. She likes this little, that little Doug Heffernan look you do.

Dude, who the fuck is Doug Heffernan? King of Queens? Oh, yeah, Doug. Yeah, you're like that? Yeah, she likes that. She likes the dog. Yeah. She wants you to brush your teeth.

Let's keep a spade a spade. No, but I use mouthwash. Oh, dude. Oh, my God. Oh, oh, I got shit. The ribs. Let's put a band-aid on it. That's what you just said. Oh, I got stabbed in the arm. Let's do some lat raises. Get the blood flowing. Those aren't fixes. I've stopped using Q-tips because I like the feeling of the earwax falling out.

That is a good feeling. It's a good feeling. It always feels like a whole nugget. Yeah, it hits your shoulder. And how long were you in there? Yeah, dude. And you can hear better. A hundred percent. Oh, the clarity is incredible. Oh my God. The clarity is like hitting a drug. Like, I'm not kidding. It's like getting new 808s in the back of your truck. I mean, it's beautiful. It's literally like fuzzy. It's like watching a movie in like 480. Yeah.

And as soon as it falls out, it just randomly hit to like ultra 4K. Yeah, no, it's beautiful. You're like, oh my God, I'm seeing, I'm seeing. It's healthy. You're not supposed to use cutips. So I stopped using cut tips and I've just let it accumulate. And I felt it before. I can be like, oh, it's like a loose tooth in there.

Welcome. Like you know as a kid. Oh my God, you can't feel it moving. And you go in there with that one finger, get some like that and you just keep moving. You just keep on moving. You just get rid of it. You just get rid of it.

You're flicking. that up. There was so much on his finger. Let's see if I can get some more. Oh, no. Yeah, there's a lot, but that's the best name. And you get that to your kid. You gave it to him. He does have some dirty, dirty years. Speaking of my kid, P.

I have a story to tell you. Yeah. Okay. This weekend, my parents they went to their storage unit, which, first off, if you own a storage unit company, hold on to it because y'all are taxing out there. Yeah. They were,

way overpaying for this. They finally found out they went to clear it out and cancel the membership. In the process of them cleaning out this storage unit, there's a lot of my childhood in there.

Okay. All right. They call me. They go, oh, there's some of your action figures are in here. Oh, one of your old pillows. I'm like, that's just weird.

Like action figures, get rid of them, the pillow. Why the hell did you keep a pillow? Throw the pillow away. And she was like, I'm pretty sure it was the one you always had your nosebleeds on. And I was like,

why do you have that mom? Like, you're not painting yourself in a good light. Yeah, you're Dexter. Yeah, and your mom keeps teeth, doesn't you? Yeah, teeth, blood pillows, everything. Oh my God, if they opened up that thing,

they would be like, oh, it's the guy from you. Yeah, this Joe Goldberg's shed. Yeah. So they're clearing it out, and my mom, she comes to my house like four days out of the week. She goes, I'm going to bring something that I found. I think you'll think it's cool tomorrow. And I go, all right.

I brought it here today to share with you. Okay. This is a mystery box. of my childhood. Okay. You had a... Can I see that? Wait, wait.

So this is from your parent's storage unit? This is from my parent's storage unit. I forgot about every single thing in this box. These all belonged to me. And I loved them all. I loved them all enough to keep them in a box whenever it was time to move on to old college. How old do you think this box is?

Oh, there's certain things in here that date the box. Oh, my God. Okay. Oh, I'm talking 30 years ago. I'm excited to see it. Let's see. Mind you, I'm 27, or I'm 28 now. Don't know how they're 30, 35 years old. Don't know why I own it. But I did and I loved it. So you put the things in this box. Everything in this box was mine. I owned it. I loved it. Some things I collected them. Okay. And I want you to just get a sheer feel of the weight. Don't open it. Okay. Just feel the weight. Oh my God. This thing is at least 10 pounds. At least 10 pounds. This is massive. Okay. Are you ready for this? Is there like 100 items in there? There's a lot. We're not going to go. I'm going to go. one by one. Okay. But we're, there's a lot. Okay. So I'm gonna open this for you and the audience and just the initial look. I just want you to look at it and just see if you see anything. We could talk through it. This is a Cam Kennedy time capsule. What is that? Is that one of

those dream catchers? You had a dream catcher? I had it hanging from my fan. In my childhood room when I'd go to sleep, I had a dream catcher first item. First article, I had this hanging from my ceiling. Did you make it? I think it was a gift from my sister. Oh, oh, my dad. Yeah, but who was? Now, that belongs in a 13-year-old girl's room.

That's like a college freshman girl. Everyone had that. Oh, yeah. Or, I don't know, 2,000 years ago in the West Plains of the country. Like, what is that? Like, that is, first thing. How many dreams did that catch? Okay.

Now the second thing. Is that a hard ride? Is that? I want to know what's on that. Second thing. Have you ever heard of Pogs? Oh. I have.

Yeah, I have. I go, I got a collection of their sports cards. I go, can I have that? Pogs. What is a Pog? It was a game from like the, again, predates us. Okay. It was like a collectible thing from the 90s.

Okay. that was like, they literally were these little chips. I want to see if it shows it at all. There were these little chips, like wooden, like you see, that holds it right there. Yeah. Yeah, don't know where the Pogs went, but I decided to keep the case.

That's cool. You kept the instruction manual. I mean, that's Cam Kennedy. That is. So Pogs, very popular in the 90s. Okay. I have a children's Bible with an incredibly whitewashed Jesus Christ on the fuck. I mean, that's the most American Jesus I've ever seen.

That Jesus was born in. That Jesus was born in like Indiana. Like that is not, this is not. They're like, this is what Jesus looks like and don't you let anybody tell you anything. And I'm like, no, it's not. Boy, that is, that is Alex. That is, yeah.

So I have a children's Bible. That's Dan. Yeah, literally. I mean, Cam. Now, now this is when we have to go one by one. That's a kid janitor. This is a kid janitor on one massive golden orange. Brint was my middle school,

elementary school oh okay there's a shoe horn what's a shoe horn use it on the back of your heel to get inside your shoes easy why like that why did you have that as a kid put it back in okay basketball ball his life was always a dream yeah uh I have a little um police department rubber key I was on it you were born into it you were born into you will back the blue and that is white jesus you see you see your watch it you see your Alex Jesus you protect that why Jesus and you them cops anytime you need help now if they're walking towards you and you see them have a hood on you call the police oh god yeah even reach for something you dial it boy okay yeah it makes sense so far is that a bagelola Dallas mavericks some simple right a random safari tiger not even sure

the origin yeah now this is where it gets interesting okay i had a little own public library laminate card you're a loser dude absolute loser unbelievable you were an absolute loser now I have a Benson and Hedges 100's cigarette metal hockey stick cigarette thing. What's a cigarette thing? What does that do? This is a cigarette company. But what is that thing, though? This is just a keychain to cigarettes when I was six. Where were my parents? Why are I own this?

I think they were trying to get you into a certain lifestyle. They wanted you go to Texas A&L. Yeah, like why do I have that? And then lastly, this is a Lone Star Stampede from 2002, and I decided to give it a colorful tattoo and write Dallas Cowboys on it. Your parents never hung up your art, did they? They didn't hang on my own or hang out with me. I'm just kidding.

All right, so we're going to keep going. Okay. Big fan of Yu-Giot, I had a deck box that I wore around my neck that contained my deck that made me able to duel on the go at any given time. It's time to duel! I'd go right there, I'd take out the deck, and we're playing. Right? There we go.

That's actually kind of cool. No, you're a loser. Now this right here, right? I had a- I have a Chinese scroll that is a 1994 calendar to the restaurant Golden Gate in the Colony, Texas. What the fuck? Did you take that off the wall?

I was born in 98! This is for 94! This is actually really cool. It's sick though, isn't it? But why did you have it? But I knew to keep it. I saw the vision, I saw the Val. Saw the value. Keep going.

I had a Chinese scroll, bro. Gotta roll that up. Show respect. Gotta roll that one back up. I mean, that's a hell of a combo. A couple other ones are a little more niche. There was a game called Underworld that came out, and it was a TV show on Saturday morning cartoons. I bought their starter kit for the card game.

No one ever bought it, never had anyone to play with, put it in a Ziplot. At least it looks like a holographic. Yeah, it was a pretty good card. Might have some value. Next one, I had a mini briefcase that I would carry with me. and the inside contained none other than backgammon, dominoes, dice,

and the little Chinese puzzle thing. I was ready to compete. Now, I never took them out of the plastic, so no one wanted to play with me. You know what I'm seeing? You know the theme I'm seeing here? Is Cam had a bunch of games he wanted to play with people? No one liked me.

No one liked me. Never got used. So another one that's semi-briefcase, I had a walkable, a children's laptop that also came with a handle that I would open up and I would immediately play and sit and learn. logic and had different levels of trivia you could play, and I'd type the answer.

That looks like those military satellite laptops, they call drones. I was like, India Golf Niner, Niner. We got it back in. Hits in there, T-minus 30 seconds. Yeah, I walked around with this. You would have never been, my friend. Let's just put that up. No, and you would have tried with all your games.

You're like, sure, I got Domino's. I got Yu-Kio. Let's play Yu-Gi-Gi-O backgammoner. Let's do some trivia. What is this? I don't know, but that's actually the coolest thing you've had. It's called Graduate? Pre-computer graduate from V-Tech.

Was it math on there? Bro, there's, look at it. There's all the different typing challenges, crazy clues, famous films, animals, sports, addition, fractions, basic, typing course, find the code, sliding titles, antonym, synonyms, syllables, prefixes. Grammar quiz. You came a long way because you had no hope.

If I would have saw you as a kid, I'd be like, he has no hope. No hope and no hose. But, so at one point in time, at one point in time, I had a DS, right? The games I decided to use my hard-earned money on. Now, this is how I'll judge you. The price is right. Oh, God.

I mean, that's fine. Personal training, cooking. Cam. I tried to learn how to cook as an eight-year-old boy off of a DS. Are you smarter than a fifth grader? Are you seeing the theme, though? Yeah. Trivia questions, trivia questions, and cooking.

I had no game. You literally didn't have fun. Polar bowler. Probably the funnest game I ever played. That sounds fun. Never played baseball a day of my life, but God's show, I had Biggs 2. I had Biggs 2. You know what's the difference between me and you on your Nintendo DS?

You had a cooking game. I was taking nudes on mine. Oh, dude, I'd go to my grandma's house. I'd go to YouTube. I'd enter in a milly instrumental. I would record the 10-second sample on my DSI, and then I'd go back and try to freestyle over it. That's all I would do.

Terrible bars. I'd be like, a millie, a mili, a minute. I'm here for the . Did you ever slip in the end or? A millie, a milly, uh, all I want is to Ah, a milly, a milly, yeah, just one a millie, yeah. And then she was like, Cameron, you want a baloney sandwich? I was like, yes, me ma'all!

And I ran in there and my fat guy got to chomping. Last couple things, ready, couple Michael Jordan cards. Nothing cool about him though. Just regular, little upper decks. Don't know why I thought he was the goat at the time. Wrong? Yeah, yeah. Some random little pineapple.

I just dropped. What is that? That looks like you got that out of that restaurant. Dude, it's, yeah, I probably stole it from the restaurant. I kept its color great for 30 years old, though. I mean, honestly, very impressive. Something else I probably hung in- No, that looks like the graduation caps.

Like the little graduation things are you- Where I graduate from? When I graduated in Honolulu? What is this? Where's this from? Maybe it's your sisters. You know she was weird. That's true.

And then I had some other cards. I had some Baku-go. Oh, you didn't want to see me in this. I'd be like, I challenge you. Go! That's cool. See, now that's cool. Yeah. Yeah, 500 attack points, baby.

My last thing, I had three Game Boy Color Games. Okay. NFL quarterback 96. That's actually cool. NHL 96. Really cool. And Yu-Gi-Duel Stories released in 98. I think I had that too.

Oh, my God. I think I had that exact one because I remember the green. You can see the little chip on it. Yeah, I do remember. friend. Yeah, I think I had that as well. We wouldn't have been best friends. I want to play with you. I'd be like, go play with your computer. And when I saw this, bro, I, there was a weird part of me that was like, oh, that was cool. You know, I used to think things were cool at least, but I said, like, I was more parts of what was wrong with me? Yeah, no. Childhood is beautiful and it's, and it's so cool, but it's,

like, seriously, what was I doing? I see, I see, like I said, I could tell a lot about who you were. You wanted it. I mean, you really wanted the camaraderie. and the friendship. So you grabbed everything. You were like, you could find all bases here. I said, Joey said he's going to play underworld. Mom, I have to get the starter deck. And then Joe was like, out of your Cameron?

Yeah, it's like, bro, it's so, no, it's a... Yeah, it's okay. I mean, you definitely were getting groomed to really be white bar. I mean, you had the white Jesus. You had the cigarettes. What was the other thing? I had the cigarettes, the white Jesus, the Chinese school. I had a Native American dream catcher.

I mean, all over the place, childhood-wise. I had a child laptop and a child briefcase that contained backgammon. It was, I mean, eclectic upbringing you had. I mean, just unreal. Like, I don't know. And the fact that it's in a Nike ID boxes, I mean, it shows the one bit of athleticism you have. I guess, bro. I don't remember what shoes were in this at any point in time.

I mean, nuts. If I, based on your box, I rate your child. Go ahead and get you some of that V-Tech. Based on your box, I would, that sounds crazy. Based on my box, I'd rate your child, but I'd, That is a rough one. That is... Based off...

Hey, hey, you pull the two things on a side! Based off your childhood... Box. I would rate your childhood like a two out of ten. I mean, that's... And I appreciate that. This is really cool.

We can get this thing charged. I think it's just batteries. I think I'm going to try to give it to Malachi. See if you can mess with it. He'll probably just break it. But... Yeah, it'll just... You'll try to eat it.

Program spelling trivia. I mean, this is insane. It's unbelievable, right? I mean, round of applause for Cam's childhood, man. Thank you, man. That was... Thank you, man. Now I know if y'all would have saw this in your formative years too.

None of us would know each other and we wouldn't be friends, but I appreciate you taking me in. I really do. It means the world. I really appreciate it. Yeah, no, it definitely would have been your friend. I think it's safe to say basketball saved my soul. If I didn't get basketball, then I, God knows what I'd be doing right now, genuinely.

I mean, whoo. I said, I had an idea. Yeah. I mean, hell yeah. Let's burn that box. You go, hell yeah, dude, leave it here. We're going to get rid of it. It's going to stay here with the rest of the trash.

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It's a pouch. It's a pouch t-shirt. It was given to me for my birthday. It's a male pregnancy pouch t-shirt for fathers. A male pregnancy? I can contain anything I'd like in that. Is that a snack? It can fit snacks.

and assortments of things, but it's also made to fit the baby if you need both hands to work. But just proof of concept. I was showing I can fit a decent amount of things. Gotta keep Christ with me. Can't forget about my to-do list. There's plenty. There's ample other space. This was given to me for my birthday. This is deep. It can hold a human baby.

You want to touch my pouch? How long have you had that on? How long have you had that on? The whole episode. I know that rice crispy's melted. You're so sweaty. Oh my God, it's solid. It's so solid.

Oh, my God, and it's a little warm. Oh, warm for sure, but she's solid. Wait, get you a bucket. Get you another one. Get you another one. Oh, three, two, one. Oh, three, three. Wait, this is a male pregnancy pouch t-shirt.

Can't, okay, wait, explain to me what makes it about pregnancy? Uh, now that's a good question. It was just on the package, I just thought I'd read it word for word. And why is it a V-neck? I don't, yeah, that seems so extra to me. You're giving me a kangaroo pouch. Why do I got to be a V-neck? How often have you...

Just wear the collar off. How often have you been using this? I haven't, yeah, this, today's my first practical use for it. I wanted to kind of show it to the boys in the world. Are you liking it so far? I mean, now the, the fabric's fantastic. Genuinely, get you a feel. Get you a feel.

Get you feel of that old pouch. Get in there. Oh, that's nice. I would live in your pouch. Let me put that in that pouch. No, okay. So, um, you know, the worst t-shirt I've ever seen. It's the worst t-shirt I've ever seen. And it's so short for whatever reason.

Like, why is it so short? I think that's, that's your build. But I think it's a build problem. Bro, but it can fit so much. I put Malachi in the shirt. Your son can't fit in that shirt. You have a big kid. He sat in there and it gave him like an extra bit of confidence.

I wouldn't trust. He was just sitting in his assing. His face was all up here and stuff. I was just like. Cam, I would not trust putting a human life in that shirt. Now, now when baby boy comes,

second baby, so I haven't dropped the name yet. But when he comes, I'll throw his there. Easy. Get right back on the black stone. Well, you have it?

First of all, you never use a blackstone. I've used it three times. Had it for over a year, but that's on your business. I had to do it. A big fight over that one time. It was unbelievable.

He invited everybody over for the 4th of July. we said, hey, let's cook some... Holy sh**. Oh. Let's cook some hot dogs on here, Blackstone. He said, I'm not touching my Blackstone on the 4th of July. So that's the point of the Blackstone. That's so far from the truth of what happened.

Oh, my God. That's actually, dude, that's going to actually piss me off. Yes, that's exactly what happened. Oh, it is not. At that point, I was like, I never want to go... It's actually my turn to talk. At that point, I was like, I never want to go to a Cam Kennedy hosted event because it's bad.

You're a bad host. We went to a lake and a lake house that had all sorts of food, and then you not knowing if you wanted to eat other people's food because you don't trust other people. You said, I'm still hungry. And I said, okay. Oh, it was me that said that? Or is it a majority of the people that said, let's get on the grill?

I said, but what came out of my now. You said, everybody coming to my house. I want everybody to come to my house, my house. I said, we can all come to my house. I have hot dogs. And so I said, okay, let's cook the hot dogs on your black stone. Holy shton. You did not say.

What the fuck? What did I say then? You said, all right, sounds good. You got hot dogs. Let's go. Then what's the argument about? That's the confusion because you, from the fact that I said

everyone come to my house I got hot dogs you immediately assumed that I will bust open the blackstone clean the borg, make the hot dog you clean the f*** off you never used it exactly but no when you use it it gets rusted up but you never used it

yes I have and you don't know how black stones work you gotta get that you got to get the you don't either you've never used it yes I have I've used it three times you've had it for six years you get three times I've used I've had it for like two years max I used it three times you're a dumb liar that's like me inviting

So there's a movie theater in my house, right? Yeah. There's a movie theater in my house. Yeah. That's like me in inviting everybody to my house for a UFC card. And I'm like, no, I don't want to turn on the projector. That's not true at all. That's the same thing because it's just assumed that that's what we're here for.

That's not true at all. We're coming to your house for the 4th of July and you said we have hot dogs. Yes. What the f*** do you think we're going to do there? Play with your dog? No. We can do anything? You turn on T-Pain music videos.

I said, I'm 24. I said, I said, I can. can make the hot dogs. I will not be making them on the blackstone. You didn't tell us I'd tell her there and everybody was like this. Exactly, but that's not that does it, but that doesn't matter.

Let me tell you, everybody when you left, I was like, now, Cam's being weird. That's fine. And you were the champion of the weird. Because you were being weird because I'm the only one that's real.

I'm like, I was telling you to your face. You're being weird. That is not weird. Y'all all assumed. I never, now if I would have a good assumption to make if you're hosting people

for the 4th of July. That's a decent assumption. And you say we have hot dogs What the f*** do you think we're going to think is going to happen? I said we have hot dogs. I never said I'm going to grill the hot dogs. Hot dogs can be made without a grill. Correct.

You didn't say that. But it is a fair assumption. And I, my immediate thing, said, bro, that's dirty as hell. I'm going to have to layer it five layers with oil. Then you're hosting everybody. And you forced everybody to go to yours. You're like, come to my house. I can't force you to come to my house.

I can't force you to cover my house. I said y'all can come to my house. Y'all not put you in handcuffs. You're right, you did, but you do that pouty bs? Yes or no, does he not? Whenever he wants people to come over, he's like, oh, come on, guys, please, I never get to. That's fine. Because we love you, we wanted to come over, and we did come over, and then you were a

post. That's fine. You can say that the whole thing boils down to, if y'all would have showed up and the hot dogs were already made, do you think everyone would have eaten hot dogs? Probably still, yeah. Okay, so now what if I said, yeah, I didn't grill the hot dogs? I made him in on the stove. No one would have gave a, you all, y'all were getting on my,

case. First of all, we had to go send people out to go get the hot dogs, by the way. I didn't want to scrape down. When he invited, when he invited people over to for hot dogs on the 4th of July, had to go to his house and he's like, oh, I don't have hot dogs. And they, that is a lie. Why is that not the first thing you said then? That is a lie. Because the first thing was about your blackstone. And can I have that? It's the same thing as your gym. You never used it. So can I have your blackstone too? No, no, sir. Why you don't use it? Why do you don't use it? Can I have your ice bath? Yes. You can have that. Okay. Hell yeah.

Yeah, you can have the ice bath. You can have that. That's fine. Yeah, sick. There's the... Oh, oh, wow, almost caused bodily harm to myself. There... Oh!

You're the worst host. Like, literally a bad host. Oh, you're back on host. Oh, damn it. You're a bad host. You're a bad host. You're a bad host. You're a bad.

I am so far from a bad host. That is like, there... The number of bad hosts experiences that I have caused are nowhere near the amount of good hosts experiences. Nowhere near. Like what? What do you mean like what?

Halloween party. Not even big things like that. Just coming over, hey, let's watch the game. Hey, let's watch the fight. That's not hosting that. You don't do anything. Like, you don't actually host.

And what's the definition of hosting? You supply food. You supply drinks. You make it. There's been multiple times we came over. I would get wing stop. I would get all sorts of things. There'd be a shot of food.

There'd be drinks. Everyone just watches and hangs out together. They eat the food. And then everyone leaves. I don't want to out you. You made me pay for those. You made me pay for the whole food. He's like, you're like, Payton, please, can you just get it?

You've literally told me that. And I didn't want to out you, but since you're lying on the public internet, you've told me to buy all of it and I have. And then he has my girlfriend go wash his baby's butt. I mean, talk about hosting. All I know is that cost of day-law hard, and that is not going to happen. You can use my projector. You can use my sunroom.

You can use my gym if you want. You just said the hosting, you said you have to have food and drinks. You have nothing in your house and you don't get food. because I ordered a whole habachi chef for your birthday at my house and y'all canceled. So. Oh, you are a cryptic m- liar. This is disgusting.

I didn't. Holy See for the whole Habachi chef to come to the house. I invited 20 people. I bought 20 people's place. Precent, too, I'll come back to you. You did not. Oh my, my God.

Liv's going to throw up. When Liv sees this, she's going to fom it. See this? I don't care. Liv is going to fliers and deceptors. Oh my God. Liv's got pregnancy breaks. She doesn't even know what day it is.

You were going to. What is hell? Oh my God, this is an insane. This is the word lie spelled with the biggest font you can find. This is the biggest font you can find. In Microsoft Word, the whole first page is in hell. Then the second one's an eye and then an E. There's a three pages of lies.

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live streaming. So I thought this would you rather and I want to bring it to you. Okay. Would you rather at any given time of your life, a random live stream of you pops up in the middle of time square? No. No. Or would you have or would you rather watch your conception in a movie theater of 4DX? That's where the shakes and there smells and sprays. I'm not going to lie. No matter how gross, I got to watch my conception of 4DX. I have I have to watch poor O Lisa gets sliced open and you know what conception is oh conception's the act to get you there oh god that your parents getting it to get you oh my god 4dx yeah god forbid your dad got struck you're like you're like get off her oh no dude

oh what are you doing your off time that would prevent a live street for in the middle of time square for being so bad what would cause it to be so bad it just anything like sometimes they do a full body self-examination before a shower I'm butt-knaked in front of the mirror what is your examination? I mean I'm just checking things squeezing things making sure firmness hasn't gone down all sorts of stuff firmness of what?

Butt balls everything you know the beach yeah butt balls and boots butt balls I'm like good there right one's a little soft you gotta you gotta make sure you got to examine what would you rather that's hard but there's also okay a one time

watching of my parents do it yeah 40X though or who's to say the live stream doesn't randomly, how often is the live stream? It's just random throughout the year. You just never know what's going to happen. I hate that. Yeah. You don't know if it's once a year.

You don't know if it's every day. Yeah, your life is. Yeah, no, that simple, that detail makes me, I have to watch my parents go at it. I have to. Because, bro, if there was a, or once a year. In 4DX, Cam? Payton, at any given time. Cam, do you remember when we went to Hollywood?

You remember when we went to Hollywood Boulevard and they made us watch that? that Marvel thing and poked us. Yeah. Something sprayed on me. I said, what that's 40? It said, oh! Is it put in the back? No, dude, that, I mean, that would be absolutely terrible.

But I don't think you are understanding the weight of any time random. Bro, I don't care. Dude, you're lying. I really don't. Like, I don't, like, you see me taking this shit? I'm going to be like, almost there, guys. New York! Bro, I, there's no way.

It's not a problem. Like, I don't really. do anything in my off time. I'm doom-scrolling. Exactly. But I would, but my, another irrational thinking goes to, yeah, it'd be disgusting. I hope there's not any noises, sprays, mists, or pokes that emit on me. Oh, there will be. That's what 40X is. But it's once and it's done. Yeah.

If it was a, every, every Christmas, you got to watch, I'd be like, every day on your birthday. Yeah, no. Every day on my birthday? Yeah. Oh my God, dude. I'm not going to lie. I'd probably still take the 40X. Really? It's the, if I, if I, give me a number, give me a, it's going to happen this many amount of times, whatever. You can make it as extreme. On the live stream.

On the live stream. You can make it as extreme or mellow as you want. So a random live stream is, a random live streaming view is going to pop up in the middle of Times Square once a month, but you never know when it's going to pop up. Or you got to watch your parents conceiving you every day, or every year, every year on your birthday in 40X. See that right there. How long is live stream? How long are we talking? What's the duration? 90 minutes?

No, no, I think it pops in for a couple minutes. Oh, okay. I'd go live on that. Once a month I can live with. Really? Because, because this is why. But you never know when it's going to happen. But this is the math.

That shit happens on April 8th. I'm good for the rest of April. Do you know what I'm saying? That happens at the last day of the month? Okay, it kind of sucks. That's not a good way to live your life, though. Neither has watched my parents every birthday. But to be honest, I have,

an irrational fear that I'm being recorded all the time. See? And I kind of agree with you, but that goes into the live stream shit. No, like, even in my house, though. Like, I'll go around and I'll wave at walls and like, I'll do sub-talk. I'll be like, I know you see me. Like, I'll go through my whole house like that. It's a level of paranoia that I'm starting, like, I'm hearing shit now. But, like, anytime I'll be like, I'll literally like dab, like, you know, I dab up walls and shit all the time. I pretend there's fans in my house and I'll like, like, I'm touching the wall, but it's a bunch of sea of fans.

We need to get you LSD I feel like I'm already on it Yeah We need to get you the real stuff And a notebook about this big And you just go Oh You can sell that notebook for a billion dollars

Yeah When you're done You can sell that notebook For a billion dollars Cold hard cash The shit that goes on Your brain No it's starting to get scary

Sometimes I try to escape It feels like I'm clawing At the top of like my skull I feel like claw marks coming out Like it's like I'm trying to escape sometimes. You ever feel that?

No. You ever get so scared of just nothing and you just ball up on your floor? You don't cry, you just kind of look. You just balled up. No. And then the voice talks? No. I do cry, though.

I don't do that. I do cry. I thought I heard Malcolm barking the other day. Now that's common. That's common. You lose a loved one, you think you hear him, you think you smell him, you step over where they used to lay. Or well, Malcolm kind of laid out. Yeah, well, he didn't love with me.

Yeah, well, that's true. I've been pooping in my toilet with no water as well. That's been going on. What else? What else? What about the water pressure on my sink's real low. I looked under there, mold under my sink faucet. I've been drinking that, so that's good.

What else? Dead bunny rabbit in my backyard. I saw the bones and fur all over my grass. Oh, my God. It ate some rat poison that we set out. Oh, God. It ate the wrong snack. Yeah.

I thought that was Mother Nature giving you like a, like paying homage to Malcolm because he used to slaughter bunnies. So it was like a slaughtered bunny back in your yard. Like one more like a Malcolm saying, Rooh-W-W-W! I'm here! Could be. He's like, see you later.

Could be. My neighbor has a young kid and he plays in the backyard alone all the time, so I put a Bluetooth speaker out and put like horror noises out there just to see the guy. They always run inside. It's so funny.

It's within my jurisdiction. I put a, so I have two bird nest in my bag here. and I put some eggs in the bird nest, like from my fridge, so I can think that it's more developed than it is. I don't know if that's for confidence or to take away from itself, but it's an experiment I'm working on. I went to go get the mail the other day in my neighborhood, and I ran into this small child. Yeah. And he said, oh my gosh, I'm such a big fan. Can we take a picture for my history teacher? I said, what does that mean? He said, she's an even bigger fan. She talks about you all the time.

I said, okay. Let me take the picture. As soon as he turns around, I hear him playing, they're playing four square with this group of girls. The girl goes, look at my new shoes. I can't get him messed up. Don't throw it in my feet. And that kid goes, those shoes are ugly.

I'm like, wow, you little shit. No one laughed at his joke. He doubled down. He said, guys, I said those shoes are ugly. I was like, bro. I said, we're out here. We got a little just criminals, a little bad ass watching us. Yeah, I was in the mall in his.

man came up to me, attractive looking guy. He said, hey, bro. Peyton from the podcast, I said, yep. He goes, can I take a picture? I said, yeah, of course. Took a picture with him. He said, I make content too. I said, oh, do you?

Oh, no. And I said, can I see your Instagram? He had more followers than me on Instagram. So I was like, oh, you're popping, bro. I was like, hell yeah. I was like, just follow me. We can keep a touch. Then a group of girls were walking by as we were done dapping up.

And it was two girls with phones out like this looking at. me and the other friends were behind like waiting to see and the girls asked me hey can I get a picture with you the two friends went oh no not him the other guy I got insecure so I said oh he said he doesn't want to take pictures so they think he's a dude I was in the little Seizers picking up a pizza and I got their new little pepperoni cup bites so I had to wait she's like we'll have to cook them fresh we don't have any ready I said oh it's interesting hot and ready but sounds good so I'm sitting in the store very very good very very very very small store about 10 minutes.

This woman walks in, oh my gosh, you're the dude for him in podcast? Yeah, can we take a picture? Yeah. And this guy walks in. He sits down. He's looking. I'm looking at him. He didn't see that interaction.

So then my pepperoni cup bites are ready. I go to pay for him. And then the girl goes, I didn't want to ask you when you were waiting here because it would make it awkward, but I'm such a big thing. Can I take a picture? I go, yeah, yeah, thank you. No problem. Take the picture.

That guy stands up and goes, oh, we got famous people in here. Oh, you're famous. Where's your famous guy car? I know you got a famous guy car. Where do you drive? I went, no, I don't. Yeah, not even close. I don't get you.

He's like, oh, what the fuck? You're not famous? And I was like, am I going to get in a fist of cuffs and a little caesars over some not having the car he wants me to have? So this is really interesting. So me being absolutely feeling zero threat from him, because if you could see him, you'd understand this. I said, where are you driving? He said, it's none of your business. And I went.

you have a good day walked out yeah at uh... WrestleMania I was at the merch booth and there was a small Hispanic kid he was no old and six years old really excited probably his first

wrestling thing uh merch was limited and he was right behind me and he said oh my god I want that belt dad can I have that belt knowing it was the last belt there I bought it before he could and I felt nothing

it was the exo club No, it was like a divas championship. I didn't even want it. I just didn't want him to have it. He didn't pay for it. His parents would have. That's my money. So I feel nothing about that either.

I was sitting on my back porch the other day. Me and Liv were just sitting there. Malikai was playing. Literally broad daylight, probably 4 p.m. And then if he goes, holy shit, it's a shooting star. I look up, there was a Kim Trail from a plane. And I literally said, baby, you need to sleep just a little more. I said, this pregnancy brain's really getting to you.

She said, what do you mean? It's a shooting star, make a wish. I said, Olivia, that's a Boeing. So that's a plane. Yeah, she's a little slow. I said, I can see the wings from here. I said, I can see the wings. She goes, oh, whatever.

You know what I meant. Yeah. I said, no, I don't. I said, we're going to have to really consider, you know, looking at this marriage after you get rid of this baby. Yeah. So we're really going to have to sit down and talk. Yeah.

She said, it's okay. I said, I don't want to leave you. We just put some ground rules in. It's important. Like an hour study in a week, maybe? You know. General question, trivia. Yeah, I went to Vegas with Sarah.

She was tired, so she took a nap. And I told her, hey, babe, earlier in the day, I said, hey, here's some money. If you ever want to leave the room and go get some food. So she was like, okay, I'll go get some food after my nap. I went downstairs to play Baccarat. I ended up losing $300 in 30 minutes. So I went upstairs and took the money. out of her bag that I gave her, and I spent it, lost it all.

She woke up hungry. She didn't eat for another six hours, so. My dad walked in my house the other day. Right. And my mom and dad, rather, and they walked in, and I go to dapp up my dad, and he gives me his left hand. So what the fuck are you doing? My right hand's messed up, my whole arm, actually.

My mom goes, oh, don't let him lie to you. It's just his hand. He hurt his hand. I turned back around my dad. He's now limping, limping, his legs. I thought it was your arm. He goes, I'm pretty sure I tore my rotator cuff. And I said, the difference in y'all's stories is remarkable.

You think he just scraped his hand. He's saying he needs surgery on his shoulder. I said, what happened? My dad said, don't worry about it. Walked inside my house, cut my grass left. Still don't know what happened to his arm. Still don't know if it was a hand or shoulder. And I don't know why he was limping.

I don't like when my girlfriend's dog sleeps in our bed. But I had a protein shake before we went to bed. We have white sheets and I sleep naked. I farted a little bit of poop came out. She woke up in the morning saw a little bit of poop in the bed. Blended on the dog. Yeah, you did.

Now the dog's not loud in the bed and he's real sad. That was my poop. That's my poop in the bed. I think you got me. Because the only other one that came to mind could have CPS called on me. So I'm going to refrain from saying, I'm going to plead the fifth.

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We came to the studio to film this because I didn't want to wait for another episode to talk about it because I feel like it might be done. This is insane. Have you seen the Noah Liles video of him looking at his wife for the first time of the dress? I have not. I've seen like multiple videos on TikTok like, guys, the Noah Liles thing you got to watch. I have not seen the video at all. Noah Liles literally put on a masterclass of how not to look at your wife for the first time at the wedding. How not to?

This is one of the cringiest videos I've ever seen. And we're going to, it's only like a minute long, but we're going to break it down as he goes. Okay. All right, CJ, pull it up. Here we go. You say Olympics, oh, pause it, pause it, pause it, pause it, pause it, pause it. Oh wow, oh wow, okay, oh wow.

I didn't think you'd go with the princess dress. Sir, okay, we're gonna talk about this a little longer. We're gonna talk about this a little longer. I think it's more than that. Oh, yeah. I don't even know what the princess dress is. Yeah, why do you, like, why does he have that just roll it X ready? Let's, I know, I'm not gonna say anything.

Noah, why do you know what that is? Two, why do you care? Yeah, why do it's your, she could come out in a jean jacket, and I'd be like, oh my God, you look great. Hey, have you never been in a relationship? Have you never been around a woman? Or you go, hey, babe, do I look good in this? Literally say yes.

Yes. The answer is yes. It's always yes. That's step one, yes. You look great. He said, oh wow, oh, wow, oh my goodness, oh wow. Didn't think you'd go with the princess dress. The princess.

And he was laughing. Laughing. Before he even got tough. No comfortability in the legs. Can you see he's walking back and forth? He's an Olympian. Oh, he's an Olympian. Oh, wow.

He's an Olympic athlete and he can't control his legs. This is not good. All right, let's go. Oh, my God. Oh, pause it. Oh, my God. Didn't. Not only, it's strange as shit that he's,

why is he weirdly obsessed with the princess stop? Why is he examining her? Like, he's like, she's about to go on a runway. Like, first of all, she's beautiful, whoever that is. Yes. I mean, she looks like an absolute, like a Barbie doll. She also looks like she's standing tall and well over here. Punk.

And then he's going, he's going, he's like, like, he's like, like, he's like, like, he's like, like, he's like, like not even. Not a, not a compliment yet, by the way. Not a compliment. Babe, wow, I'm so excited to me. You look beautiful. This is the best ever.

This is insane. Run it back like five, run back like 10 seconds. Run back like 10 seconds. Because I forgot what he said. Yeah, this is good. Dang, that's a train. Dang, that's a train. And we're supposed to spin it.

Pause it. Oh my God. So he doubled down on the princess. yeah, I just didn't think you were a princess-type dress. And he goes, yeah, this is good. He said, dang, that's a train. We're supposed to spin that? I mean, dude, imagine,

imagine the rolls reverse. Imagine a woman, let alone your wife going, holy shit. Really? That's a scragly beard. Nice high waters, though. Those shoes are cuffed and scuffed up. We're supposed to dance in those.

Can I be honest? You're weak as hell, small, no money. Like, that's what, like, that's the energy he's giving. Well, can I be honest, I would even prefer it the other way around because if we're being honest, there is a double standard. And weddings are majority like a woman's dream. Exactly. You're shing on her, like her day. Yeah, it's like, her hopeful one day she does this. And her life's beautiful too.

Like she looks great. Like it's not even a princess dress. I don't know. Great dress. That's just a wedding dress. I thought wedding dresses were just wedding dresses. That's a great dress. And he's like, that's a train.

All right, keep going. Run the clip. What? We're going to spin in this. Here we go. Oh my God. She's defending herself. Are they talking?

First of all, did you see this maneuver? Oh, it was so much more aggressive. He did it like my son. He literally like this. Well, she said we can pin it up. He went. Cam, I've had first dates that are less awkward than that.

They're about to get married. Like, she should have... I don't want to judge a relationship. I actually feel bad for her. Like, didn't get a compliment. Bro, and the fact that it's... You're marrying... I don't know what she does.

I don't know who she is. She could have her own, like, established or whatever. Doesn't even matter. It doesn't. But he is an Olympic athlete of a very high scale. Yeah. Daily male got a whole, like, so people are recording this. That's an expensive wedding.

You could see the bag drop, the everything. For sure. Yeah. This isn't like a thing where it's a, you know, two regular, beautiful people that are getting married, they can tell the story from their own perspective. Like, that is video evidence of an insanely, insanely awkward moment that is now going to search for it forever. Like that I feel bad for.

her. Bad for her. Oh, yeah. Like, Noah must be embarrassed. I don't know. Based on, I hope he's embarrassed. Based off, like,

what I've seen him, Noah, I don't think he might have that gene. I think he's just kind of like, yeah, I'm fucking Noel Isles, which is fine.

No, it's not. That's lame. But your wife, I feel so bad for this lady. She looked beautiful. She looked fantastic. And even if she were, it was a grenade.

You eat the grenade. It's your wife. Great. You look great. It's like he didn't. I love what you did with that little strap thing. And it's not like,

If there's cameras around, you might be nervous. You've probably been around more cameras than anybody. Yeah. And like after. And why? Laughing. Stop laughing. Why isn't, you're laughing at face?

No, this isn't saying, fellas, this is, I mean, I've never been successful in relationships. This is step one, like not to do. I've never been married. Yeah. I've never met that woman. I would have done better in that situation. Like, let's think about that. You've never seen that woman.

You could have, dude, the thing that blows my mind. Yeah. That video in its entirety, I think, said 106. Yeah. It was a minute. There was not a singular compliment. Not one. On your wedding day.

On your wedding day. First look. You didn't even say you're beautiful. He said, didn't Peggy is the princess dress type? How are we going to dance in that? Oh, really? We're going to pin that up. Are you nervous?

Are you nervous? Why are you so nervous? And a bunch of ha ha ha. That's tough. Oh, I'll take it back. He said, this is good. Oh, there you go. He said, that's a compliment.

He said, this is... Is that a... I'm not going... This is good as what you tell in eighth grader who you need to fail in English, but they're really trying hard. This is good. I've cried watching other people's weddings.

Yes! He didn't even look like. I hope... I honestly hope... Now, this is the clip, so there might be more after or... There might be a clip. The bottom of my heart,

I hope that he... Which is hard to... It's hard to believe, but people are unique. Because he's an Olympic athlete. He doesn't on the biggest scale ever. I hope from the bottom of the bottom of... my heart that he was incredibly nervous

about that moment. We'll see. He was worrying what do I have to say, what should I say? He had all those thoughts and then it ended up being that. Because that is literally what you do if you want the girl to break up with you. Put it in the comments what you guys think, but that was pop culture, pain and in him.

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