You Should Know Podcast - THE DIRTIEST HUMAN EVER! (Ft. Leo Skepi) -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: September 4, 2023

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The You Should Know Podcast. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to The You Should Know Podcast, episode 76. Round of applause. Peace. I need more. I need more. I need more.

There we go. We will get evicted. I promise you that. If this set changes next week, it's because we got kicked out. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Usual No Podcast episode 76. Oh, this is a special, special week. I feel like this is going to be an extra funny,

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You want to know what the Koala Club is? It's our Patreon. It's for the real, loyal, behind-the-scenes people that get to see everything early, get special access, extra content every single week. Not one piece of content. Sometimes you get five pieces of content single week. Not one piece of content. Sometimes you get five pieces of content a week. If you think one episode isn't enough here on the You Should Know Podcast, click the link below. Patreon.com slash YouShouldKnowPodcast. Get early access to tickets, merch, announcements, bonus episodes, inappropriate things. Guess what? 10-minute talks with Mama Liv. Guess what? 10 minute talks with Mama Liv. Guess what? We have a special guest on this episode today.

A very big surprise. A lot of you were very happy to see us hanging out together. We have the one, the only Leo Skeppy on the podcast with us today. Round of applause for Leo Skeppy. Leo Skeppy is a loose cannon. I love that guy. He's a funny guy. A lot of the things we talked about were a little over the hill, a lot of X-rated stuff. We didn't want to just scrap that forever. If you're 18 and up, that will be available for you on the Patreon, all that naughty, nasty stuff.

Put some headphones in, close the door. Your mama don't want to hear it. Guys, I love you so much. This is the best podcast family in the door. Your mama don't want to hear it. Guys, I love you so much. This is the best podcast family in the world. You do not understand how appreciative we are for every single one of you. Do you understand me? Do you? I love you.

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Thank you. My round of applause is always disgusting. You know what? I love you more than you love me. That's what I know. You know, that's not true. No, it's not. Oh.

No, it's not. We had a long conversation today about that. You started getting aggravated how many times I called you. The only phone call I got aggravated is because there was a beautiful homemade sausage, egg, and cheese McMuffin right in front of my face, and I was trying to eat it while I was scorching hot. You know I taste better than a sausage, egg, and cheese McMuffin. I won't disagree. Gotcha.

Tricked him. He thought I was going to say no. Stop shaking those little. Ain't nothing little on me. Give me some. Round of applause. Part two. We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

I missed you. And you know what? I like your lay. I like what you're doing with yourself. You're like a fine gent. You're a fine chap. You're a fine chap. I'll take a fallen chap.

You're a fine chap. I'm not wearing socks, though. I'm not wearing drawers. Okay. Want to switch? Nope. You got me beat. Those shorts are too loose to not have underwear on.

I'm not going to lie. If you did one acrobatic thing, a nut would just fall out, and it'd be like, what are we doing? No, you ever worn a belt? A belt? Yeah, I've worn a belt. Well, I have too right now. Tyrus, I can never put it past you,

just how sick and twisted your little mind is Well I'm going outside And the clouds are really Big Bro your leg looks broken Like look at it You're like

No the only thing broken about me Is my heart Oh You're hip hop bubba You do got bad hips No I do Well hip Hips

Not no You got geriatric hips Hip You know what you're gonna need When you're older A brace Are you getting two story A dog Are you You do got bad hips. No, I do. Well, hip. Hips. No, hip. You got geriatric hips. Hip. You know what you're going to need when you're older? A brace. Are you getting two-story? A dog. Are you ideally getting a two-story house?

I mean, no. Well, when we have kids. Oh, yes. Like, you're going to be walking up and down the stairs. You're going to be like, go get it. It's upstairs. You're not walking on no damn stairs. You barely walk up our stairs now.

I love you, though. So you're getting a two-story house, probably. Probably when kids are young and growing up. Don't care too much. I was saying that because your hip is so bad, you're going to need one of those things, those little seats. I've always wanted that.

Oh, my God, I always wanted that, though. I always wanted a life alert. I always wanted that. You know who you are. I always wanted, if you're still around. They're definitely gone. They're definitely not. I always wanted that, but not for its use. A life alert? Oh, no, I wanted that for my grandma, but um, oh

You're laughing at me mom she tunes in she watches this next time you come over she gave you one of these Me my nose. I'm in my bag so deep like a grandma with a peppermint anyway Remember that peppermint story I told you when I used to save them in the back of the seat yeah for later that's smart um that's disgusting though uh I didn't want it to sit in the chair and go up very slow because it's pointless I can beat it clearly I wanted it to take it halfway pause it halfway and I always wanted to jump from the top to the halfway point like a checkpoint almost like if I if I were to fail I'd start there and then go from the middle to the bottom, you know, very strange time

You know what you could do just walk to the middle step, but it's not fun. There's no pogo activities That's why I used to play a game called blanket fall down the stairs Dude We literally played a game called blanketsankets Fall Down the Stairs. I think you told that story, but dude, that's sick. Like, you could have been like, blanket jump. You couldn't have been like. We played a sentence.

I had no creativity. It's like calling tag, like run from your friends. If you get tagged, then you're it. Yeah, it's like count to a number, then run. It's like, goddamn. Like, have some creativity. Bro bro no like just think about this we would get bored on the video game we would literally grab comforters off the bed yeah be at the top of a staircase wrap yourself up and just slide down yeah we me and my brother whenever my parents got big shipment boxes we would turn the boxes in our houses and we would live like hobbits. See, I didn't have big boxes growing up.

Your dad worked at UPS. Was he going to bring home merchandise? His job is to deliver it. I'm not going to say. I don't know if that's illegal. Huh? The couch? Didn't he bring in that couch at one time?

Oh, no, no. That was a mattress, but it didn't have a box. No, it did. I was like 19. Was I supposed to play in it? If I was like six, hell yeah 6 we went to Ikea the other day it was actually a long time ago

I want to play in that box remember you said that I love the box one thing I was always envious of is I didn't have the way our couches were set up growing up I never really had a good

couch? no architecture to make a fort I didn't have the way our couches were set up growing up. I never really had a good couch. No architecture to make a fort. You know, every kid's dreams to make this just amazing for, Oh my God. You didn't make forts. No, I did,

but I'm getting on you because this is, this is making what you have. Yes. No, it just shows your blandness. Like you are Salmon. You are, you are,

you are, um, like sheet paper like you're not even construction paper that's colorful like you you're not a copy paper asshole what is oh my god what is sheet paper no no dumbass i'm talking about construction paper oh yeah but you said sheet paper what the hell is sheet paper the The shit in notebooks, dumbass! Oh. Notebook paper! Lined notebook paper? What the hell is a sheet paper?

You were trying to say copy! Copy paper is plain white. No, it's not! Yes it is! No, no, no, that is what I was talking about. What the hell is sheet paper, professor? What is sheet paper? Sheet paper.

Okay. It's a sheet of paper, dumbass. Coming from where? You know! Because if it's blank and paper okay it's a sheet of paper coming from where you know because if it's blank and white it's copy no you can get that's lined college or uh what's the other one uh mma no what no there's two different um no listen dumbass ruled you're saying you're saying sheet paper has to come in a notebook like that kind of paper? I'm saying sheet paper isn't a thing! It's not real! No, listen, you're about to piss me off. You're about to piss me off.

Off! Listen, you don't notebook... You don't notebook paper, right? Yes. So notebook paper, you know, so you're saying it only can come in a notebook? Huh? You're saying that can only come in a spiral notebook? No!

Exactly. They sell it by itself. Exactly! That's sheet paper! No, it by itself. Exactly. It's sheet paper. No, it's not. What is that then? That's still defined sheet paper and then we might be

on the same, like, I'm not even being funny. It's hold on the side, three of them normally. Okay. Lines and you can do

Cornell notes on them and it's got a part for a headline. That's literally notebook paper. That's literally notebook paper. Yes, it is.

No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. That means one thing has two separate names for no reason. That's the only thing in not. That means one thing has two separate names for no reason. That's the only thing in the world that has one thing and two different names. There's millions of things, right?

Three examples. Go. That's not fair. Yeah. That's not fair. But there is. Give me six and a half minutes, dumbass, and I can do it. We went to L.A. this weekend.

We did. It was fun. It was really fun. We missed our first flight. It's actually Cam's fault. No. Oh first flight. It's actually Cam's fault. No. Oh, no. It's actually Liv's fault.

No, it's Liv's. Liv's day-to-day operations. No. It's Liv's. It's Liv's fault. Liv is responsible for us, right? And where we're supposed to go, meetings, flights, Ubers, everything. Because we have a lot and we need her.

She failed. It's the day of the flight. We booked these tickets months in advance. And normally every time we fly to L.A. out of Dallas, we go to DFW, which is a big airport. It's a fucking huge airport. It's too big. It's stupid.

We've flown to L.A. every time. The only time I've used the other airport is when I'm going to bum hell, nowhere, middle of the town, tumblebleweeds and scarecrows arkansas to visit these two fools when their dog shit in my bed that's the only time i use that ratchet ass airport i don't know what's called the hillary clinton in what's it called love field and it's nice what was the clint hillary clinton one i went into that's an arkansas same that's an arkansas same thing oh yeah no that one's raggedy as hell no it was literally the size of this studio yeah it was so you walk in there like west is that way east over there have a nice day and it's like you know how like in normal airports there's like coffee like like

starbucks dunkin donuts this one literally had a woman shirley's coffee no it wasn't even like that it was like a woman with a like a pot in her hand and she was like coming around with free cups like family reunion coffee it was like hotel breakfast coffee like she was crazy oh no but so i was expecting every time why would you change it right why would it not be at the same airport we always go to so it's five in the morning very early camps constantly i'm so constipated my low oh my god my stomach was like a brick. We pay $130 for this goddamn Uber to take us. We have ample time. Go to the airport. And that's where stuff goes bad.

So we get to the airport. We pop out. Oh, thank you, sir. Have a good one. We go straight to printing our bag things. Bag things? The things that you put on your bag so they can go in the undercarriage. There we go.

It's being an undercarriage. Mine smells like salmonella. Like, I don't... Oh, it could be. It very well could be. You can't. CJ, mute that. You can't. Oh my god.

I'm editing this. What the fuck? So we get there, and we're scanning our passes. It's like, Okay, clearly the scanner's broken. Yeah, I was like, I have the thing. I go, excuse me, ma'am. Can you help? She's like, scanning's right there.

Okay, okay. We're not doing anything. P, pull up the email. What's the confirmation number? He pulls up the email. Super early. We both got crust in our eyes still. We're looking through.

He's just thumbing through trying to find this number. Out of the corner of my left eye i literally see the words love field with an arrow and then lax and i went oh my god oh my god we're not gonna make it and peyton goes what like you literally did that right there i went oh my god you went what and i was like we're at the wrong airport no we're not i was like look at your email look at it sure like we're at the wrong airport no we're not i was like look at your email look at it sure enough we're in the wrong airport so not only did 130 literally go down the damn drain we have to call another uber leave the airport 26 minutes the worst part is the the airport we're supposed to be at extremely close to the apartment we could have slept for a whole

another 30 45 minutes oh my god oh my. You could have probably squeezed this shit out. We, oh, no. No. You didn't do my trick. Oh, my God. Plug and pull. Don't you try it. You did try it in there.

Don't lie to me. Oh, my God. I need help. He said it would work. No, you don't. No, listen. Oh, yeah, right. No, no.

Yeah, right. No, listen, Liv. You, yeah, right. No, no. Yeah, right. No, listen, Liv. You're not going raw. You put like a little blanket of toilet paper on your face. And then you just. It wasn't someone else's. Well, I didn't do it for him. Yeah, I wouldn't have.

And it's not like I went full digit. He was saying to try to kind of. You just grabbed the brim. Just like activate. Like, go like this to your mouth. just grab the brim just like activate like go like this to your mouth all right oh no you look like a fish that just got caught that's what's almost like no you're hooking so basically we got a bite 26 minutes back to the other airport we get there there's this big ass line of traffic we wait 15 minutes outside the airport just waiting to get

to the gate we finally get in and it was literally like home alone like home we got there at 750 no no 650 our plane is leaving at 705 yeah the fact that they allowed us to check the bags it was a bold move but i do appreciate it because we we returned the favor and we've sprinted our ass to that gate a lot of y'all saw us running through the airport y'all tagged us tagged us there said not when uh not peyton and cam running through the airport and i was constipated i was literally holding my gut like peyton wait and peyton was like just run it dude it was bad we get on the plane uh the plane was like the size of like a charter bus the smallest aircraft i've ever been on oh my god it was so bad and we paid for like upgraded seats because we're long and tall and we'll talk about this more in the patreon we go to a full la deep dive on patreon talking about crazy stories that happened

and like intricate nasty details um but yeah we got upgraded and we decided to move back to go to an exit row horrible decision there was no cushion no leg room no recline it was like room but it was no recline it was horrible but i need to get the vinegar chips. I got a ginger ale with a wooden straw, and I literally had to mix it to get the bubbles out, like she said, from my gut. Oh, in L.A., right? A lot of y'all saw on our Instagram, at PSHA, at Camcading22, you saw that we went to the Stream Music Awards, right, in L.A.

There's a long story of how we got there, why we were there. It's all in the Patreon. But I want to say this. And for all you that, you know, want to use clips of the podcast, you can clip this. We hung out with A&P and RDC. Now listen to me.

My loyalty lies with RDC World. I was there for all the beef. I saw it. A&P deserves to give RDC World their subs. I was there in person, those dinners that they were talking about, when they pressed everybody at the Streamy Awards. Me and Cam were right there.

And I will say this firsthand. I have no skin in the damn game, but I love Mark, and I love Leland, and I love Ben, and Av, and Dylan, and Dez, and everybody. Ippie. And Ippie, and John. And John.

There's so many people at RDC. I Ippie. And John. And John. There's so many people we've already seen. I will say this. Kai Sinat, scared. Duke Dennis, scared. Agent, love you, scared. All of you were scared. Chris, I love you too. Y'all are scared.

And A&P does stand for Avoid Mark Phillips. They were ducking them the whole time when we were in L.A. Now, do with that what you will. You can send that to whoever you want. You can post it on your damn TikToks. I just want to say my loyalty lies with RDC World and A&P. Pay them their damn subs. Or these two 6'7ers're joining rdc whenever they

come press y'all in atlanta how about that i think that's how we'll cap off our la on guard they're like oh we actually they're like oh i don't give a damn and i'm not gonna lie ray is a traitor he he wants to come to rdc world we talked about it ray's a cool kid love ray great kid but god i have this question, right? And I saw it on the aircraft, right? When we were flying, when we were in the airplane, first of all, I thought we were going down on the airplane. On the way back, the kid in front of us threw up. It was a violent vomit, too.

It was so quiet. It came so loud. I could not hold it back. It was like, it was like a deep one belched. You could hear the liquid dripping and I was just like... I was like, oh my god. Oh my god. And then I had to just duck my face and

flee the scene for like five minutes. We were in the aircraft, right? And there was clouds outside. A lot of clouds. And I was wondering, right? We were taller than them, too. We were higher than them. we're higher than them correct Peyton 110 cam 1 cam 1 million 14,700 you're so arrogant okay and wrong 110 listen so I have a question about clowns right and I talk about clowns a lot and I feel like a lot of people

don't know about clowns I feel like there's you know how you get ringing in your ear? I just had a ringing in my throat. Like it was like a squeak toy. Oh, like you were from Toy Story? Yeah, when his buzzard went missing. You know what I mean? His buzzard. So you know what I'm saying? I have a question.

Clouds move, right? Correct. They're not stationary. Correct. How far do they, like right now, right? If if we look outside are we looking at damn new zealand clouds are those our friends from the land down under and can you send a message in a cloud like that's sick you under like oh listen you know what i mean you know how you can hire an airplane to make clouds that say messages for you yeah imagine i we pushed that oh my god we can say hi to andy wait what if but what oh my god in australia oh my god though oh my god

do they oh oh i don't like say it say it say it if clouds are moving right and the world is moving that means only one of two things. We're still. They're either going backwards or they're not moving at all, really. Think about it. No. No, just look. You thought you had it. Just look. Look.

Pick a way. Pick which way you want the cloud to move. Left. Yeah. Okay, the cloud's moving like this. Right, left. If the world is rotating in this direction, we're all moving. It's never leaving.

So it's right with us. It's right with us. That's our friend. And if it's moving the other way, it's going opposite. You think birds can feel that? Oh, dude, birds know some shit we don't. Straight up. They're not real.

Conspiracy episode. You don't think birds are real? No, they're definitely robots. Back in 2020, I said on the podcast, when stuff was locked down, I didn't see a single damn bird. That is a damning point, though. It's like a tesla they just they grab them they're like to pop that off plug the usb and they're like yeah this won't be ready to charge to 80 like there's a long range back during 2020 back during it uh back during the

dawn we i don't i don't know if it's just we weren't outside or what but i really don't remember seeing a lot of birds either that's what i I'm saying. That's crazy. Yeah. I looked for them too. Okay. I would go chirpy chirp. You chirpity chirp. Chirpy chirp. So you were outside when the zombie apocalypse was taking place

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a break and just look pep though on top of it you're a dirty dumb stupid idiot i literally have lead in my stomach um so bad and cam was trying to drink coffee listen this is what i was gonna say right i don't like cam i don't't like Cam. I don't like traveling with you. I don't like living with you. I don't like being around you. Jesus. Because you're so overly neat, like to the point where it's disgusting. Okay, I want you to come again and think if what you're saying. I said nothing.

I want you to say that again. Okay. And think if that's a complaint or a compliment. Complaint. Because it's annoying. I'm overly neat. It's annoying and it takes time away from fun. So it takes time away.

Yes. Are you referencing me unpacking my suitcase and putting up everything accordingly? Yes, and not even that. You put shit in drawers. That's what they're there for. I didn't know you were a cadet. Like Sergeant Cam. Aye, aye.

Alright, sorry scumbag. I didn't know you were Oscar the Grouch. I don't like living out of a suitcase. I didn't know we were in the bunker on the poop deck. I took my clothes out, put them in drawers, folded everything accordingly, kept it not color coded. How do you do your undies? How do you do your drawers?

Double fold. No, you fucking roll them. No, it's a double fold i don't care it's so stupid rolling's a rookie mood double mood rick rolling is a rookie move double fold it and then it's uh waistband waistband so it never leans one way you're so stupid socks curl them you're so stupid how am i stupid because it's so... You're just... I'm what? Nothing. My room, even in my apartment, is so much nicer than yours whenever I do take care of it. Which is when? Once in a blue...

When pigs fly. When hell freezes over is when your apartment is going to be cleaner than ours. But my apartment is homey and it's peaceful. What is peaceful about... There's it's peaceful what is peaceful about there's nothing there's no peace there's no sanctuary in your apartment there is nothing peaceful of your apartment there's crumbs everywhere there's old open ketchup packets there's nothing there's no sanctuary in your apartment and you oh my god we were eating and you're just sitting there ripping ass.

Like, that's disgusting. And the whole thing is so small, the ass air travels quite easy. Don't be mad at me because you're constipated. Don't get... There's nothing peaceful or there's nothing, there's nothing holy of your apartment. So whenever you walk in my apartment, you're not like, this is homie. Whenever I walk in your apartment, I think I'm in the salami section. I think someone just ordered like, I'm in a bistro or something.

It smells like meat. There's always people talking because you always leave your damn TV on. I walk into, in the middle of a conversation in a deli. That's what I think when I walk into yours. Then I look down, I see a rug that looks like it's been on fire. I see a rug that's on fire. Four trash cans

for a single man. And then I turn the corner, it's crumb haven. It's literally a safe place for crumbs to hang out and speak to each other. You haven't accomplished much in your life, but every time I'm around you it looks like I'm around somebody who went through basic training. Like, you're still team six. Like, you live, like, you're about to get a call anytime to go take down a world leader. Like, relax, dog. Enjoy life. Cam irons his

bedsheets. I do not iron my bedsheets. I used a steamer once, and it was because I saw a trend. I did it one time. It's way too much work. Being clean, being dirty. Which is better? I'm not dirty. Being clean, being dirty. I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm not dirty.

I'm just convenient. Convenient? I'm not going to. I can make a second meal with how much crumbs I have. It looks like you walk in, you take your shoes off, and you go. And you literally throw them on the ground. You take the other shoe, and you go. That's how you live. You literally throw them on the ground you take the other shoe This is paid walking

That's the crumbs in this camp this is him to get up and go take a shit and then leave the door open where you smell it this is him watch the crumb action slander my cleanliness. This is Cam as soon as he wakes up. I jump out of the bed and do 20 pushups immediately. Oh, you're a freak loser. There's never time. Oh, I'm too hot now.

Holy shit, that was funny. Oh, that was so funny. Yo, how does super glue get out of the tube? Honestly. Something's not right. That's a good-ass question. That's a you-know-what question. A good question?

Well, okay. No. Oh. Yeah. An intox ass question. That's a you know what question. A good question? Well, okay. No. Oh. Yeah. An intoxicated question. Yeah. No. No, it's very true.

Yes. I mean. Think about it. Somebody has to explain that to us. There might be adhesive on the inside, right? No. Because when it melts. I don't have a hot glue there.

Oh, when it melts. No. What did you keep? Like Gorilla Glue. Like Gorilla Glue. Like I got that Gorilla Grip. I don No, like gorilla glue. Like gorilla glue. Like I got that gorilla grip. I'll just... Can I keep that?

No. You sick bastard. They're going to make a compilation of how many times I go, can I keep that? Oh, yeah. No, there's going to be... Shout out to that girl on TikTok that makes all the compilations. She's sick. There's going to be some theories about you.

That I got a good shirt. Oh, no. That you got it all. That you're him. I am. Oh, you're him. But you're soon to be him. You know what pisses me off more than glue?

I got something that really pisses me off. People with weird ass email addresses in 2023. What do you mean? pisses me off more than more than glue i got something really pissing me off people with weird ass email addresses in 2023 what do you mean like my dad i don't email my dad because that's my dad right i don't email him i'm not ready for what you're about to say i don't know but i had to send him something for at first for i don't know i had to email him so he's emailing to me i was like fuck text me he was emailing to me. I was like, fuck, text me. He was like, email it to me, big dog. And I was like, put your arms like this and see if you can do it. He's like, what? So I emailed him.

And I was like, what's your email? I won't say his full email address because I don't want to dox him. But his at, you know, like normal, it's like at Gmail, at your company name, at something. Dude, honestly, if it's not your work or Gmail, what are you doing? Yeah, it's like. He's using Yahoo. They got a Blackberry with a side scroll on that thing. His email address is at spc global.net what the hell is spc global.net sbc global what is sbc global i didn't even find that what browser is that sounds like a cult

like he checks his email browser in the dark web like that sbc web browser is that sounds like a cult like he he checks his email browser in the dark web like that sbc global what is that like god's honest truth what is that i don't know i would have rather him said like at aol at this point like dial up what the hell is sbc global and i'm not gonna lie i'd be whenever y'all order merch I'm not oh no yeah y'all are sick I be reading some of y'all's emails and it's like it's like Lexi Z1 X3

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Hey, I found out something about myself. Oh, I found out a lot. If I go like this too hard. Don't do that. My nose will run. If you would have started bleeding right there, if you would have touched that in blood, Oh, I found out a lot. If I go like this too hard. Don't do that. My nose will run. I don't want. If you would have started bleeding right there. If you would have touched that in blood, real or fake, it would have came out of your nose.

That would have been the funniest moment I've ever experienced in my entire life. No, I've never got a nosebleed. I feel like that's bullshit. Dude, I had them all the time. Exactly. Peyton, I had them all the time. That's exactly what I said. Like chronic. That's what I said.

It's, you know. Like in the middle of the night, I'd be unconscious. I'd wake up like I just got robbed by like Chuck Liddell. Can you die like that? Oh, I hope not. Blood was bleeding in your night? Like throwing up in your sleeve? Dog, I bled in the school lunch line.

I swear to God. That was the weirdo. How? What happened? I literally was just standing there. Blood starts dripping from my nose. And the girl behind me, because I'm kind of rattled. I'm literally standing there. Blood started dripping out of my nostril no initiative no

one touched me no one thought of me no one asked me a question you didn't get a headache you didn't get a headache i'm standing waiting to get a cheeseburger and i start bleeding from my nose you don't deserve peace like that's a loser the girl behind me she turns around and she didn't believe me because i covered my hand up she's like what are you doing i was like my nose is bleeding she's like no it's not and i I was like, my nose is bleeding. She's like, no, it's not. And I lit intentionally because I was an ass. I go, okay. And it went, and like two drops.

Oh, you were squirting. No, like violent. Like, it was bad. You're a loser. No, I was. It was bad. You're a loser. But it's either that.

It's either that's the worst thing or when I had staph infection. What? What is a staph infection? Oh, you told me in the locker. I had in fact well not our locker but the football locker yeah yeah he said my entire arm is destroyed gross i was a zombie you one of those kids let me not make fun of people we're one of those kids that go through the hallway like this oh no that's the word that's now that's a rookie mistake everyone knows if you have a nosebleed you don't look up because all it does is keep the blood going back down to your stomach you get super nauseous oh you're supposed to just stand like the slightest

of tilt just to where it's not rolling down like that and then you can either pinch or just goss pinch poke over your coke people that go like this though it's literally going straight to your stomach yeah that's what happened to me whenever i my stitches popped in my throat it was kind of like a revolving circle of death i didn didn't mean to bring up your PTSD. I gotta go soon. I'm getting my wisdom teeth out soon. If I don't cancel. Round of applause.

Wisdom teeth are finally getting removed from that guy's skull. September 11th. What are you doing? It's a fact. Basically, okay. So speaking of stuff that I don't like, like the email address stuff, like grow up. Or like update your phone. Like you still have a 5C.

No, it's not even a 5C. It's like a Blackberry. Yeah. Like a side scroll. But I don't like weird dates. I finally got back into the dating pool. It's been a long time. I'm lonely.

I'm sad. But I'm back out. I'm done. I'm not going back into the dating pool. After this date, this girl, I let her plan the date. Normally I'm like, this is what we're going to into the dating pool after this date this girl I let her plan the day normally I'm like this is what we're gonna do let's take this day let's take this day I like I like that though exactly but you know what I was like it's been a while I'm a little rusty and so I was making it real sweet like I want to do what you want to do you plan the day she's like oh my god that's so sweet let's do it I've never been more proud of

you worst decision I've ever made what this girl I swear to god cam she goes let's go to the movies and i was like that's a kind of bad first date but it's not terrible she said let's go at 9 a.m i swear to god this girl wants to go to a morning movie never once have i known anybody to go to a morning movie she did not say 9 a.m what are we supposed to do at a morning movie? Like, are they going to serve us eggs Benedict while we're watching Oppenheimer? Like, who? What are we supposed to do? Excuse me, sir. No, not the Coca-Cola.

Can I have a cold brew? A nitro dark roast cold brew. Hey, can I have strawberries? Like, what am I supposed to do? Like, strawberries on my Oh, no, no, no. I didn't say kettle corn. I said crepes. Crepes and Nutella. 9 a.m what are you bringing blankets and pajamas and shit it's like hey can you bring me the morning paper while i'm here like it was the worst ever we went oh no you didn't i had to i had to i liked her how many people were in this theater? Us two. Makes sense.

And I'm not going to lie, even the people that worked there were like. Yeah, it's probably like a known rule that no one shows up until 11. She was like, the tickets are cheaper. I was like, I won't have fun. Like, I don't want to. Walking out of that theater, we opened the door and I was like, ugh, how bright it was. Your ears aren't even ready.

Oppenheimer, a damn bomb gets dropped. Just like, boom. And it makes it even worse. Since we had the rest of our. What did y'all watch? Oppenheimer. We watched a bomb drop at 930 over Eggs Benedict. Like, what's happening?

Like, that is horrid. I can just picture it. She is so happy. You are so miserable. I was so tired. Oh, but okay, but here's the real question. What? Were you at least playing the game?

Were you at least making her think you were enjoying your time? No, I couldn't. I was like, I was half asleep, bro. I couldn't tell if this was the good guy. I couldn't even tell if this was the movie or my dream that was happening. I was like, you're literally just like this. And it's like, oh, you're like. The worst part, she got a large popcorn with a slushie at 930.

I was like, I was going to say a joke that would be not good to say. No, don't say it. But just know that. And the worst part is, since we have the rest of our day left, it was a 24-hour long date. It was an all-day date. And she was like, let's go back home. Let me freshen up. And we can, like, chill and figure out the rest of our day left oh yeah it was a 24 hour long date it was an all-day day and she was like let's go back home let me freshen up and we can like chill and figure out the rest of the day and i was like okay i swear to god can we go to this woman's apartmenteline she has a sugar glider that that apartment smelled like steve irwin zoo i swear i was like i was like how does this happen if i walk in to if i wasn't with my beautiful wife

olivia and i walked in to a woman's apartment and it smelled like an alpaca and then i turned the corner and i see a small mammal with wings i don't know if i would be like hysterically laughing or i'd be so impressed because that's contraband that's that's not a pet that's contraband you can't get those things at petco she bought that with bitcoin there's no way there's no way american dollars were used for that purchase she bought that with cryptocurrency second off what the hell does a sugar glider eat does she just have like bamboo and sugar cane and like i don't know berries and all i know dragon fruit in her freezer all i know is I'm an accessory to a felony.

Oh, yeah. I didn't report that. You could go to prison. A sugar glider is in a cage? I don't know, but she had it. I was in the living room. She went to her room, and she brought it out like this. It was holding to her side like this, and she goes, this is cane.

Cane? Oh, my God. What floor is she on? The the third she's a sick mother oh my god she doesn't she doesn't even care enough about that sugar glider that bastard watches and learns a couple extra months learns how to click that lock he's gone forever sugar glider dallas texas are you nuts how big was it no i was holding their arm they're small right it was like it was like this big oh my god i know it was adorable oh my god it was you think i gave it the time as soon as i as soon as she walked in i said put that shit in the bathroom oh you definitely treated it like it was a demon like it needed an exorcism that was not of god that thing you didn't even touch a chicken at my sister's house and i think you're gonna grab a sugar glider and i was like first of all i was like ma'am get an air freshener if you're God, that thing. You didn't even touch a chicken at my sister's house, and I think you're going to grab a sugar glider?

And I was like, first of all, I was like, ma'am, get an air freshener if you're going to keep that thing. Okay, I'm highly confused. If you've told me everything that you just did, and I had to guess this woman's age, I am all over the place. I have no clue. 9 a.m. movie with Slushy is screaming as young as she possibly could be. Oh, no.

No, not in that regard. I'm saying for the spectrum, for your dating. She's as young as she possibly could be oh no no that's what i'm not not in that regards i'm saying for the spectrum for your dating like yeah she's as young as whatever she's mentally young yes sugar glider and smelling like uh like a zoo like a drive-thru zoo that's screaming like midlife crisis i need to change things up maybe die dye half my head color. Like, that's screaming old. She was 24. God, she's right. I mean, it's your age. No, yeah. I was like, this is why I don't date.

She doesn't have a middle name, does she? What? She doesn't have a middle name, does she? I don't know her that well. I bet she doesn't. I'm not going to find out either. Oh. Smart man.

So it's safe to say there's no date, too. She had eyelashes on her car, too. No, she didn't! No, she no date to She had eyelashes On her car too No she didn't No she didn't She had eyelashes On her car Oh my god I'm telling you

I was like I respect creativity Run at the eyelashes But not the damn Sugar glider I saw the car first Oh that's I would've ran

At the 9am movie She was so pretty Pretty Nevermind That was rude That's mean If you Happen to watch Don't say her name 9 a.m. movie. She was so pretty. Pretty. Never mind. That was rude. That's mean. If you happen to watch. Don't say her name.

If you watch this, you. I told her I was going to talk about it. Report yourself. I told her I was going to talk about it. Report yourself for the Sugar Glider. And then I want you to never go to a 9 a.m. movie ever again. I don't care what benefits it does. I don't care if the tickets are cheaper.

I don't care anything about it. You have to be on the doorsteps of heaven to be going to a 9.30am movie. Yeah. It's like if you know you're going to die at 12, you really want to see this film, that's the only time you can do it. There's no... You have to be on a field trip or in a home. Field trips, bro. Buses don't run

that early. You're not going to be at a... No one's at a movie theater at 9am. That's bullshit, bro. I bet the employees... The employees were barely there. Swear to God, they were barely there. They were clocking in when she's walking in. Oh, let me get a large buttery popcorn and a slush. The workers were drinking Starbucks. I'm going to ask one more question.

What flavor slush? If you say the flavor that I think in my head, it's going to piss me off. She did something that was sick. She was a mixer of all three. Coke, berry, and cherry. At 9.30 on buttery popcorn? She should have said, hey, let's continue this date and go to my dentist afterwards. That's what the next stop should have been. Let's go to the dentist and let's go to Pets and More to get some more wood chips for my sugar glider.

She was like, help me with these emails to get imported animals from Uganda. You know how to get in the dark web? Bro, she... She was a sweetheart, though. Shout out to her. A sweet diseased heart. That's mean. I don't mean it, but damn, that's strange. Oh, and speaking of dates, too.

Like, I'm bad with dates. I always pick the wrong ones, obviously. I don't even know if you can follow up on that one. I don't do well in group settings. That's obvious. If anybody knows you you they know that's a fact that you could have just you could have been in the court of law and that would have you wouldn't have purged yourself like that is that is the most factual thing i've heard from you in in so long no but the fact is i'm about to expose myself of like weird things that i don't know if people notice about me when i'm group settings but this is what i do like at the streaming awards this weekend i'm so here this is where i learned like oh this might be obvious for other people

you know when you're all in a circle I got a party right you're in a circle people are drinking and talking that's my most anxious moment because I don't know what to do with my body you know what I mean like I have a drink in my hand right I don't know the appropriate time to drink my drink so what I do is it's not even like voluntary i always mimic somebody's drink like say me and you were talking right me and you were talking and you we have a drink right and you were talking you're talking you're casual you sip your drink yeah yeah yeah i love that Oh, fuck. Oh, if you, if I didn't know you and you ever made that piercing eye contact with me and then you immediately mocked me.

No, it's because I don't want to be rude and like, my biggest fear is they're talking and it's almost my time to answer and I'm in the middle of a sip because I fucking choke. And they're like, what do you think, dog? And I'll be like. I can see. Oh, my eyes are closed. I'm sorry. I can see you. And now my shirt's stained.

And I'm wet from the chin. Oh, my God. And if that actually would have happened, immediately your internal body temperature is like 107. Immediately. Like I could cook something in me. Oh yeah. Ice could be thrown on you and immediately just drip down. And it's not even just that.

Holy shit, that's funny. It's not even just that. It's before I even get to the function. I Google the parking everywhere I go. What did you just say? I Google the parking everywhere I go. What the hell does that mean? I don't know. A lot of people do that. What does Google the parking mean? Public parking is a deep fear for me because I don't know. Is it a valet situation? Is it street parking? Is there a lot for me or am I going to be circling around? I'm going to have to make irregular turns in front of pedestrians that is a terrible terrifying fear of

mine you are so unconfident so say we were going to like chipotle but it was a foreign chipotle that i've never been to i'll be like okay i know chipotle i know what i'm going to order i practice my order six times in my head and then i'm like i got to find the parking situation so i'll google chipotle at said location google Google Earth at Street View. And then I'll go, okay, this is the entrance to it. This is the exit. I'll see if there's a man there. I'll see if there's a meter.

I'll know exactly what meter I'm going to, what parking spot ideally, and then I'll have a second and third option. I have you pinned. That's why you're always like two minutes late? Yeah, because I have to Google and find out before I take off. I thought he was just sitting on his phone. Well, he is on his phone, but he's... Who Googles...

Like, that is the strangest shit I have ever heard. No, it's appropriate. Drive to the place. Find space. Turn the car off. No. Because especially if you live in a city, bro, shit's hard. Like, I'm not even looking for the free parking i don't care i'll pay

600 bucks if it's like convenient i'm just scared of what messing up and i can't use the bathroom at like functions and parties i can't do it no i will literally like i thought at the streaming awards that my penis was about to bleed how bad i had to pee is that bad to say no it's just it's it's visual like i was like it felt like there was like two small men into my gut and going it was so painful oh we're no we're polar opposites like i do you know it like i dabbed up keith lee and i almost pissed on his right leg like it was so bad he's like what's up man he's like what was that no i, I am the opposite on that. I will audibly let you know I'm about to go shit in the public bathroom.

I'll be like, hey, excuse me, I gotta go poop. And I'll just leave. Bro, yeah, I don't... The bathroom... I can understand the bathroom. The drink shit. That is... I have...

I am... Oh, I'm gonna call you out when you do it next time. I'll just go parched. Hell no, I won't do it. I can't get over that parking. You zoom in street view on Google Earth. Yes. Okay, has this ever, like, what if it's updated?

What if it's out of date? What if on the thing it shows parking spots that are open, you get there, they're took? Like, you're setting yourself up for more angst. Oh, you have a backup plan. Of course you do. If I go there and the parking situation is not what I anticipated, I will drive a couple blocks away. I will find a vacant spot.

And then I will call somebody that is already there. Or I will literally walk. I'll be like, where did y'all park? Can you send me, like, the location? Send me a picture. Remember, I always ask y'all to send me pictures of where you park? You always ask. I thought that was so you can try to park right next to me.

Oh, I don't give a damn if I'm close to you. Not because you're stranded. That is, that's, the only time I ever zoom in on maps is if I forgot the name of a place. Dude, that's something you do that irks me. That's worse than my parking. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Cam?

No, it's not. You know how, like, you want to see food near me, right? You want to find, like, food near you. You go to Google, like a normal human. You go, food near me, and be like, oh, there's a Jack inin-the-box there's chipotle there's a chili's and you find it and it says how far and the address cam doesn't do that no he opens up apple maps and he'll see it shows where he's at and he will literally zoom in like he's a geologist like he has a damn compass and he will just go and be like oh that street is right there you take a right right

there oh there's a jack in a box right like who are you digging for gold i'm finding the gem like what do you mean like you're a scavenger i have a unique sense of geolocation and i can i want if you were to say to me hey what was that place we went last thursday it was really cool you know where we were at and i forget the name name. I'm going to pull up my maps, immediately go straight to where we were, zoom in until I find it. There's nothing wrong with that. That's dumb. How is that?

If I can't remember the name, if I don't know where anything is, I'm going to find it myself. I'm not going to rely on the internet. It's betrayed me too many times for me to not do that. How? In the middle of a route coming home, if you click the gas station button, I swear to God, I've clicked gas station. It goes closest one, seven miles away.

I look up. It's right there. Use Waze. Waze sucks. Always sucks. It is the number one navigational app. Waze sucks. You can tell your police.

You can play fun games. You can use different voices. I had the Jonas Brothers navigating me not too long ago. This is not an ad, by the ways sucks you suck what why if you and me were to go to the exact same location you use ways i use apple i get there faster by three stupid bitch i beat you by why you better why i beat you by three minutes no you don't ways bro it takes you alternative routes that's why on road trips you suck and on And on road trips, I'm always faster. Yeah, maybe five-mile drives, you'll get there, whatever.

Road trips, go down I-35 in Waco. I'll get you. I'll get around that faster. I have no Waze around that I-35 traffic that no one knows. Only the Waze user knows. And you know how you can only know that it's all Waze users? It's because there's a thing and a function. There's a Waze user next to you.

You know. And you can help people. There's debris. Gotcha. Don't worry about that. You can do that on Apple. Not. Because where'd because where they get that where they get that shit from ways ways ways ways ways all you have ways i'm sending you an invoice all you have when you go down i-35 is a constipated gut because you can't poop in in public bathrooms and you're screaming country music that's all you have I'm gonna need some whiskey glasses. Oh, you did the right one.

If I wanna make it through. If I'm a bathing, I'm gonna need another shot of that heartbreak proof. Heartbreak proof. Yeah, like 80 proof. I said heartbreak juice. Is it juice? I think it's proof. Proof makes a lot more sense.

I'm talking about alcohol, not breakfast. You know what's a weird thing that i do when i when i travel i don't care where i'm going i can go to goddamn cvs to get more constipation wipes you don't go anywhere i can go begin me some tampons have you ever tried a tampon have you ever tried a tampon don't you ever say that again don't you ever ask me that i remember when i was 16 i first got my car i don't know i got this weird like i had a girlfriend right all through like my teens and i would buy her tampons because i'm a good guy right or you should it's not to make you a good guy it's what you should do and i was like i my mom would teach me as a kid she taught me like what tampons were how they work but i didn't really retain that knowledge so i was like if i'm buying this if i'm spending my money on this i want to know what i'm buying so i bought myself a pack of

tampons is that weird that's very weird it is a deceivingly like intricate piece of utility instrument of yeah it is like instrument of like medication i was like i was making my hand vagina right that's a piece of the body we're adults here what are we doing and then i was like does the plastic go in and so i was like damn like how we and then i was like this is a small piece of cotton but then it explodes boy it's like a flower blooms yeah and. Yeah. And then I was, and then, and then I found my first one, right? I found my first box of tampons. And I was like, it was like the regular, dagular ones. And then I was like, there's different ones.

And I wanted to know the density volumes of them. So I bought, I ended up buying four packs. It was not all together, but it was like three, like, a month. Bro, you're saying this like they were trading cards. I ended up buying four booster boxes. But now I'm very knowledgeable about women's menstruation. Pads, all that. Oh, that, that.

Just pads. From rookie to expert. One time I used a pad to scrape when I used a knee scrape. Because I would have pads and tampons. When I was living my bachelor life, I'd have pads, tampons, and heating pads. So anytime a girl came over and she was having her menstruation, she would have everything she needs. I'm him. and the one time i scraped my knee and i

had i used it what no i don't it's all right when i when i scraped my knee i used toilet paper and scotch tape it was the worst decision see i think you wanted to be in seal team six i might have you like i wanted to be macgyver like we definitely had band-aids in the house think you wanted to be in SEAL Team 6. I might have been. I wanted to be MacGyver. We definitely had Band-Aids in the house, but I wanted to wrap it up. Band-Aids. Yeah. You're a... You know what also I don't like? You're a case.

I'm a case? An open case. Speaking of cases, right? Do you remember, right? Back in middle school, right? Right? Wrong? Left school, right? Right? Wrong? Left?

Say right one more time. Right. Do something about it. Touche. Do you think we could kiss in public? No. I don't think I ever would. Don't want to?

Never would. Next. I didn't really want the answer to that. I don't know why I asked. Okay, speaking of phone cases, do you remember back in middle school? No. I feel like a lot of judgment's about to happen. Probably.

That was my weird, like, emo, you're a jerk era. I would say, I forced my mom to take me to Spencer's because that's where they had suspenders and studded belts. Glasses. And the glasses. Yeah. No, I just got my glasses from the movie theater,

popped them out, put the tape in the middle. Smart man. But I remember, I was super into like, I'm so nervous, rock star life, dude. And these girls, right,

that were like, actually lived that lifestyle. They had these phone cases that were like bears and they had the ears on them oh my god it was so inconvenient for denim oh my god i had i had one of those i had a um what's the dude's name from monstersers, Inc.? The green guy? Mike Wazowski.

And the eyes popped up more. It was so sick. And then I remember the girls also made duct tape wallets. Oh, I had a duct tape wallet. Oh, my God. I bought one. I bought a duct tape wallet. A Capri Sun purse.

What? A Capri Sun purse? No, I can't say I've even heard of that piece of equipment. I've never heard of that either But uh no it was honestly It was a rough era. I had the bear phone case I oh my god you I think the only thing that kept you out of an infirmary From just getting bullied granted that was that was heat back then that was hot. I can make it worse No way I wore a colored blazer to school you wore a colored blazer how old are we talking because now I don't know dude and and it and I wore a tie but I

remember I was watching like a rock star music video. You know, like punk music videos. Before you were loose? Before loose? It was before that. It was like the real punk stuff. Instead of tying the tie like a normal tie, you would just take it loose, and then you'd go like that. And so just the big fold was going.

And I flat ironed my hair when I had long hair. I was like this. My hair smelled like toast. You literally were like Hollywoodllywood undead like you were a words i can't like my brain can't even make words right now i swear to god i cannot imagine imagine you with all of this on a first day of school at a new place what would they say to you but also i would fight though like kids tried to bully me but i'd fight that's good yeah at least you did that but skinny jeans probably vans a tail hanging out flat ironed hair a tie around

your neck with a blazer that's colored mike wazowski phone case walking around like that and intentionally like like looking down but then looking up yeah Yeah. Oh my God, it's making me want to vomit. Yeah. Let's get Mama Liv on the podcast. Let's do it. The You Should Know Podcast. Our next partner is AG1, the daily foundational nutrition supplement that supports whole body health. I drink it literally every day. Every day? I gave AG1 a try because you know me.

You've seen my little pill holder. You're like an 80-year-old. It's Nazer. It's like I'm geriatric and I'm absolutely not. You're not. I was tired of that, so I said, you know what? I want it all to be one-stop shop. That's exactly what AG1 is.

And it's aesthetically pleasing. The packaging is so nice. So you can just fit it in your kitchen and it's so beautiful. The scoop is so heavy. They spent a lot of time on making sure this is a great thing to have. It's fantastic. Cam, I agree with you because I drink AG1 every morning. Why do you think I'm glowing and feeling good now?

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What'd you do to the tan one? They can fit my skull. They want you to wear them. That's why I bought them. I'm not a hat guy. I'm trying to get out of my comfort zone. But you and hat connoisseur over here just stripped me of all my. I have to wear a hat because you see me.

It looks like. I'm not taking mine off Y'all see all the baby hairs wait do it do it But uh yeah This is a packed episode we got my lips are so chapped They are so damn chapped it Almost it almost feels like it's starting to mess my breath I know it's not but I'm starting to think that my breath is getting soiled due to how dry my damn lips are

i think that i could literally go two weeks without brushing my teeth like since you said same what no way yeah for sure what the hell did i just like it's honestly it's honestly not that but like when i'm sick or if i'm like in like the not the mood or I don't feel like getting out of bed for the day or just in the house, who the hell am I going to brush my teeth for? Exactly. And even if I go a little bit without brushing my teeth and I'm like, oh, it's probably unsanitary at this point and I need to brush my teeth, I'll give myself a quick swish. Yes, like the mouthwash.

I'm sitting between mucus and bacteria here. What do you mean you could go two? My mouth would be decaying If I went two days Let alone two weeks Without brushing my teeth That's like colonial shit I don't think like the smell

That wouldn't bother me It would be like the texture so I would just go grab Like some mouthwash like Peyton said Push it around Not mouthwash just warm water You get warm water, switch it. What are you, a pot? Warm water.

No, you don't even need to brush your teeth that often. I feel like it's propaganda to sell toothbrushes, but I feel like if you do feel like you haven't brushed your teeth in a while, you got some barbecue and a canine, you know what I mean? Or just grab like a floss pick, you'll be straight. Or gum. Gum, just chew gum. You'll pick it out. You'll pick pick it out i agree with you on that like when you're chewing it when you're chewing it and then i got teriyaki chicken with the gum too oh yeah

you just said chewing gum it'll pick the debris out like a little sticky shit using a car put it in the air vents but just think of it as your mouth. Y'all are ranking raunchy individuals. No. But you do get a little pleasure. It's kind of like when you're sick and you got sick teeth, but if you have no brush teeth, you go like that right there, and then you got that white stuff on it.

Or I just go like this. Oh, yeah. You're straight. It feels like wood, right? Your teeth feel like wood? Yeah. Okay, two things. One, you, talking about two weeks,

literally when you try to tell me You love me and talk to me And whisper sweet nothings In the morning Your breath is already horrible It is And I do not give a shit It is a toxic

It is a nuclear When you speak to me in the morning That's first Second off The only thing I do when I'm sick That gives me weird pleasure Is if I have a sore throat I intentionally eat

Honey bunches of oats That's so strange It scratches my throat And it takes the stuff Yeah I gotta feel you What But sometimes I I don't sit there When I went a long time throat i intentionally eat honey bunches of oats because it scratches my throat and takes yeah i gotta feel you but sometimes i don't sit there when i went a long time without brushing my teeth my gums bled a lot like yeah i would push on them and they would be like at one point in time and this just tells you i had 15 cavities at one point yeah how many 15 yeah i think i was pretty close i had 15 i had 15 cavities at once and And they were like, what the hell do you eat?

Wait, I don't even feel them at that point. Like, honestly, I probably have six. I probably have some right now, too. Oh, whenever I went to get my... Y'all are grown-ups with cavities. You're grown adults. Okay, so you're telling me... You pay rent and you have cavities.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. My mom has cavities. Like, grown adults have cavities. We don't get silver caps, dumbass. That's not what cavities are. Oh, my God. Cameron, when's the last time you've gone to the dentist i'm saying exactly what have i had to i'm just saying like i don't give a shit i'm saying you're sitting here talking about your

teeth i love going to the dentist okay i don't i hate the smell of the dentist you feel like you're better than thou because you know you pay for your teeth you got a lacy ass surgery and your hip doesn't work so you overcompensate with your tooth health. Get a job. This is it. My hips do hurt. I don't think I'm better than thou, King James. Relax with that.

We're not in the 1700s. And I like my teeth. I'm saying if you're an adult and you cannot brush your damn teeth. I can. Here, think about this. Why do you have six cavities? Because I'm prone. Cavity prone? Yes. We can name them, old dumbass. Why do you have six cavities? Because I'm prone. Cavity prone?

Yes. We can name them, dumbass. What are you eating? Beef. Do you floss? Oh, hell no. That's why you have cavities. Every time I go to the dentist, they're like, you need to floss more.

I'm like, I don't have time for that shit. No, if my cavity was in between the teeth, yeah, my cavities are on top. Think about this, Payton. Oh, my God. About not brushing your teeth for two weeks. Kids, they don't brush their teeth. They don't give a shit. They just beg them to go to school.

I brushed my teeth more as a kid. That exactly is why. I didn't. That's exactly why three out of your five friends when you're at that age all have silver teeth. I have silver teeth. They don't do the silver teeth anymore. They all look like jaws at a 007. Just sitting there just silver.

No. Floss your teeth. And I don't like using, because I use the manual brushes, right? I don't use the electronic ones. I have the electronic one now because Cameron bought it for me I would have never bought that shit before marrying him

I literally got it for her as a Christmas gift I don't like my mouth vibrating it makes your gums tingle I don't like that do y'all brush your gums what no

I brush my gums I didn't know those were things I do brush my tongue I don't brush my tongue when I do brush my teeth god your mouth I have so much real estate on my tongue

you have a thick ass tongue you like it okay what type of toothpaste though I have so much real estate on my tongue. You have a thick ass tongue. Okay, what type of toothpaste though? Do you like the minty kind or do you like a bubble gum flavor? What kind of toothpaste? Oh my God, that's one of my biggest pet peeves ever. Yes. Oh my God. Like bubble gum or like a vanilla.

If you brush your teeth with anything that is not mint. Yeah, that's weird. Or you go to the dentist and they ask what flavor do you want. I don't go to the dentist. I haven't been in six years. That's so bad. Okay, that's weird. Or you go to the dentist and they ask what flavor do you want. I don't go to the dentist. I haven't been in six years. That's so bad. Okay, yeah, you got me on that. But I went to...

Oh, does he two-weath? Two-weath? Sound like me. Two-weath? Does he two weeks? Two weeks. Yeah, but what's... Oh, remember when I got off the plane, how bad my breath smelled?

No, his breath smelled like literal wood. It smelled like cedar when we got off the plane. Because he didn't... Cedar, Peyton? Because we took like a two... Ew. No, his breath smelled like literal wood. It smelled like cedar when we got off the plane. Cedar, Peyton? Because we took like a two-hour nap before we had to come back. Oh, he had yuck mouth. And I swear to God, I asked him. We were packing our bags, and he packed his fully shut,

clipped the little things, and put his coat in. I said, bro, why didn't you leave your toiletry bag out? You're going to have to brush your teeth in the morning. He said, oh, hell no. I'm not brushing my teeth. I would have done the same damn thing. It's too much time. It's two minutes. That's two minutes.

Two minutes twice a day. I could do so much in two minutes. Honestly, Cam, the whole time you were in LA, I don't think I brushed my teeth. Oh, my God. You're sickening me. Oh, my God. She built like a community of bacteria. Who was I trying to impress?

It was just me and Ruby. She don't give a shit. Her breath stinks. Ruby's breath smells like rank ass. Man, matching stick of breath. Impress yourself. I literally was in my muumuu, my bonnet. That's like my body odor.

I can't even smell it anymore. That's just life. You know what I mean? Okay, I gotta have deodorant. That's where we draw the line. I can't find a good deodorant anymore. Dude, I tried that natural shit and I literally smell like a garden. Like onions. You smell like a garden, like onions.

You smell like your sister's backyard. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's so bad. It is. I can't. I don't know why. I'm like, ooh, no aluminum this, whatever.

Yeah. The other night, he went to bed very bad. Like, it was, whoo. Oh, yeah. I tried to. I threw. Get this. I threw my arm up for my own comfort while we were watching Suits, and she literally

said, put that shit down. I was like, is it that bad? And I said, and and he knew it he didn't go put deodorant on he didn't go and wash his body and i was just like cameron you're getting the fiend but it was thinking wait do y'all okay after you shower do you deodorize yes say no you don't payton i didn't think that was a thing i'm not gonna get onto you because i don't think it is i don't think you should i don't think you should. I don't think you should. You got to let your shit breathe, dog. My dad always taught me, do not be the stinky kid in class. So I have put deodorant on like anywhere, like any time of the day.

If I feel sticky or stinky, I'm like. Yeah. In seventh grade, I used to have like a ritual for you. I'd go. Yeah, no. Do you have OCD for sure? Because you have rituals for everything. What does that mean?

What I just said. English is easy. I have rituals for everything. The way you pack. Okay. Yep. The way you brush your teeth. That's important.

Brushing your... Okay. The way you used to dress. That was hot, though. I started to trip. Fuck, it wasn't. Like, his stuff, like, even on his nightstand, like, he has to have it in a specific spot. Like, I don't touch Cameron's side of the room.

Everything has a place. Like, he has his side of the room, I have mine, because if I go over there and, like, move something, he's like, why'd you touch my stuff? See, that's bullshit, because whenever you were messing with my pins over there, I'm the same way as you. Okay, my things all work and they add value to my life.

You have a damn spork and a dried out sharpie in a pin holder that is doing nothing. You're not going to touch it ever again. But you want it because it's you. It's mine. For what? What are you going to do with it? It doesn't matter.

It's fucking mine. It's mine. I get that. All I'm trying to do is help you be more cleanly. That's not dirty. It's a cup. That's a word? Cleanly?

It's a spork serving zero per you're never never know what I'm gonna need it you're never gonna eat with it ever how if you had a brand new spork and it dropped on the floor you're never gonna wait wait wait there's a spork just sitting on your desk just in my in my pin cup holder years old okay it's my favorite spork what's its name Jimmy Jimmy. Next. That was too fast. I have? It's true. No, y'all are both dirty. No.

I don't do shit. I'll be dirty. My parents are here, by the way. Hey, fam. Hi, parents. They're so glad. Hey. I don't know. I, honest to God, have no clue what made me think of this.

You know the bushes right outside my house? My parents. Oh, I was like, we don't got bushes. Yeah. Okay, so anytime I'd come back from playing outside with friends, and I was going to ask my mom. I'm so damn weird. So damn weird.

Anytime I was going to ask my mom to stay the night at a friend's house, I would pick one little leaf off the bush, and I swear to God, I would say, what did I do? I would say, I would hold it in my hand. Okay. And, like, when she came out, I would say, what did I do? I would say, I would hold it in my hand. Okay. And like when she came out, I would rip it. And if I was holding the bigger rip, I was like, it was a good luck charm. It was good.

Like she was going to say yes. I really don't think you had friends. I don't think. Oh, I had friends. They had to have been freaks too. Oh, Cameron. Oh, Cameron. I'm like, why am I knocking on my own door first off?

Why am I? It's my house. Why am I not going in? So I would literally knock. She'd come to the door. And I'd be like. And I would just sit there and hold it. And I was like, mama, you think I could stay the night with Connor?

And I swear to God, if she would say no, I'd be like. I could not see your mom saying no. Oh, my God. I mean, she never wanted to, but when she did, dude, I was such a dad. My dad was the, go ask your mom or go ask Jessica. And I'm like, oh, my God. I'm so glad they're here for this. Whenever I wanted to go to a friend's house, her ass, my mom, would be like,

who's there? What's the social security number? I don't know. Let's open up an investigation. Yeah, just like, what's the mom's number? What's the dad's number? Where they live at? I ain's number what's the dad's number where they live at i ain't seen them i don't know if they wash their dishes i was like what the i want to go play you're like i want to go play playstation she's like what color what color is the wall our friend group was so tight like me cindy lindsay and we had to like sit there have like a plan like it was like a whiteboard okay your

mom's dropping off my mom's picking up okay but next week your mom's gonna have to drop off so my mom can pick up like i hated that so much like having to decide who was picking up and going where i never went to a friend's house i never got that experience i don't know why i think a lot of at the time i thought i was just weird and the only one but i think a lot of kids did it i would go and stay the night and i'd get scared and like i would cry and i would literally cry and have to call my mom she'd have to come pick me up so she got tired of it she started saying no she was like i was never gonna call me yeah like no and i was just like i was at a different friend's house almost my dad's still to the say he's like livia was never home she's a nomad at eight i did i was like i'm going to hayden's

tonight i'm going to cambria's tomorrow i'm going to sydney like i was never home you were lit as a kid the hell i just had different friend groups so i I had to, like, make sure I hit all the... I had, like, three friends, and I had three crying spots that weren't my own house. I would be having so much fun the second it was time to go to bed. They're like, oh, I'm tired. I'd literally be like this. I'd be like, oh, just super tired. And they're like, all right, let's go to bed.

I'm like... I'm like... Mommy! Mommy, come home. Yeah. Dude, it's bad Alright Let's do a quick pop culture

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Wow Ariba Dirty You've been throwing that word around a lot today It's just like the power in it Bitch It's that Is it the It's the B

It's the B Bitch Yeah Bitch Cam gets mad when I call him that off camera Cause he does a lot And it's like why It's okay he calls me it too

Cause he's my I'm just kidding What He didn't catch that No I don't I'm kidding He does not'm just kidding. What? He didn't catch that. No, I don't. I'm kidding. He does not even ever do that because you know you get your ass whooped. Whooped.

All right. I'm going to go first. My pop culture. We're just going to do one. Oh, one together. Okay. Mean. You know that plane girl?

That mother fucker right there. Is it real? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. She finally has surfaced obviously everyone's seen it do you think that's the same woman because that's like the that's like the talk of the town you're about to piss me you always i know you don't like the conspiracies and things and stuff like that i have no idea what y'all are talking about but okay the woman

on that when she was like there she got off the plane she's like let me off that person it's not real you're going and we need to all get off the plane Get on the internet Dude, no, Liv literally does not... I live under a rock. Like, y'all are my favorite, like, pop culture... This girl gets up before her plane takes off, and she's like, that motherfucker back there is not real. She's like crying.

We're done viral. Everyone's recording her. She demanded to get off the plane. Who's she referring to? No one knows. Basically, she was saying someone next to her was not a real person. It was a skinwalker.

What? That's not racist at all. That's not racist at all. That's not racist at all. A skinwalker? You don't know what a skinwalker is? Stop saying it. It doesn't sound good. It's not bad though.

CJ loves skinwalkers. He doesn't love them but he knows what they are. Of course he does. I'm articulating it very well. It's a skinwalker. Apparently, it's like a demon. Not a demon, but something that is other, like, out of this world. Shapeshifter. Yes, that has gotten it.

All right. An alien. But the term is skinwalker. They get inside of, they'll take a person. I think it's a certain community. Okay. Okay. The community was salt and pepper, and that it we call that's my ship shifter you got that skinwalker okay but apparently they get inside a human and like the most all the accounts is like when that when people are out by I'm sorry. Go. Okay, but apparently they get inside a human,

and, like, the most... All the accounts is, like, when people are out by themselves, like, hiking, all these things, and if you hear someone like, help, help, like, they're screaming for help. Oh, I shot some people. It's literally to draw them out there. You think it's a regular person.

It sounds like a person. They get there, and they kill you. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Y'all are making me scared. Like, I'm getting super anxious right now. is this are you guys making I'm not we don't know if it's real but I'm not sitting here stamping is saying I believe in it but that's like it's a it's a thing sorry to go off your pop culture but I just thought of something I do think mermaids are real now sirens

not this teacher she resigned the same year I did. She came in my room. She's like, you inspired me. I'm resigning too. Guess what she's doing now? She's a mermaid hunter? She's a mermaid. No, she's a mermaid. What the hell does that mean?

She's a mermaid. What the hell does that mean? She does for a living. She's a mermaid. She does crack. I saw her in Walmart a couple. I saw her in Walmart. Oh, my God. One more time.

I saw her in Walmart a couple weeks ago, and we were just talking, and she was like, yeah, I'm taking on the mermaid thing. What does that mean? She's a mermaid. I saw her in Walmart a couple weeks ago, and we were just talking, and she was like, yeah, I'm checking on the mermaid thing. What does that mean? She's a mermaid. I don't know. She's not. Yeah, she's a mermaid. What does that mean?

She's a mermaid. She has the little flippers and shit. For where? Like at home? That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Does she have an event? She has a pool.

She's a mermaid. So she just does it at home. Does she do events, like birthdays? So she gets outsourced to sit there in a body of water and flop. Yeah. No, she doesn't. Give me her name. I want her on the podcast.

Okay, I'll call her up. She's like, it's awfully dry. I need water. I'm like, shut up. We need to find her help. I know that's a zipper right there. Shut up. Yeah, she's a mermaid.

Where did she buy that at? They don't sell this at Party City. Oh, they do. Oh, they have everything at Party City. Oh, I can't wait for a Halloween episode. It's such a long episode. She said there's a skinwalker in the suits not a real person she was terrified get me off the plane okay but then she was like silent dormant for like two months but now she's resurfaced and her hair is darker

people saying her eyes are different color her face is different like she I mean I'm not gonna lie she doesn't look like the same woman in the original video so they're saying the original person saw the skinwalker, whoever the, I don't know, not like Illuminati, whatever. I don't know. But I'm saying somebody, like, killed her or the government. Somebody, like, she's not even here anymore or she's captive, dead, something. The person that was saying, that's, that's, that's how that is.

Yeah, and this is, like, her double,, like government cover-up. Okay, that's obviously not true. I can't wait to do our conspiracy episode, but. I'm still confused about this whole, the girl was sitting on the plane. Olivia, God. Okay, never mind. Just stop pop culture. No, what's your question?

So the girl that was like accusing of the Shake Shipper, whatever the hell it was. She was sitting on the plane next to her, and she was like, you're not real. But now that girl's back alive. Okay. I'm going to say it one time. Very quick. Let's reenact it. Speed run.

Okay. I'm the woman. Okay. Ah, scary. Not real person. Get me the hell off this plane. Yes. She gets off.

The one that was yelling gets off. Me. He gets off. The woman. Oh, she, you get off. She, she gets off. Okay. That's Peyton.

I'm she. She gets off. Scared, scared, scared, you get off. She, she gets off. Okay. That's Peyton, I'm she. She gets off. Scared, scared, scared. Ow, creepy, scary. Get me off plane now. Okay. I get off plane. Yes.

No one here sees anything for me two months. Like darkness. I'm gone. I don't, I have no social media. No one sees a picture of me. No one sees me. There's not an interview. There's not a news report.

Two months. Just like off the face of the earth. All of a sudden, she comes back up. There's a ton of publicity. Oh, yes Can you explain what you saw that did it up, but I look completely different. Oh Shit, thank you. Oh That's scary I'm gonna leave in my house there's fucking shake what are they called? Shake walkers and skin-shifting sons of bitches.

I'm not going outside. She's like, I'm going to be walking my dog, and I'm going to hear help, and I'm running for the hills. Yeah, you shouldn't have said that, Cameron. That's really going to stick with you. No, if you want to, I mean, I don't think it's that creepy, but for real, apparently that's what it is. You know who? There's like documentaries on everything. So we could be Shake Shack.

No, we can't. I'm a man of God. God damn it. So we could be Shake Shack. Oh, so these people. We could be shakeshaker no we can't i'm a man god god damn it so we could be shake shack we can be jordan shibboleth i see what the fuck all right that was a great uh pop culture that was pop culture pop culture oh all right we have another hour for you guys yeah put your hat back on um take your clothes off so So, we have the great, the lovely,

wonderful, funny, talented Leo Skeppy on the podcast coming up right after this quick commercial break. But, if you want extra content

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money back guarantee the link is in the episode description box below now on to the rest of the podcast you should know podcast oh we got leo skeppy on the podcast for the first time i was gonna say back i was gonna say back to i was gonna say back on the podcast. I was going to say back too. I was going to say back too. It's what we normally do. How are you doing? We can pretend. I can lean.

I'm pretending like I don't already want to leave. Just kidding. I want to say this. We normally record in Dallas in our studio and there's no AC. So the interior temperature is 110 degrees of our studio. So this feels phenomenal. Shout out to WTF Studios. Round of applause for WTF Studios.

No, he's mind-blowing. No, we're not kidding either. Yeah, no. Like, we're so serious. I'm almost naked after I'm recording. And you don't sweat either. Oh, no. Oh, no.

You got both on. No, I'm scared of the needles. I do. It's worth it. Trust me. In the armpit? I heard it's like 164 needles. Not bad.

I've been through worse. Come on. Toughen no i'm a i'm a i'm a symbol that i'm a weak guy i can't do it i'll take you hold your hand there you go i'm not paying for it though oh well never mind but you you have tattoos yeah i saw that they're doing the anesthesia tattoos where you go to sleep and then they operate on you i guess i'll cancel my fucking appointment. You consider doing that? Yeah. No, it's weak as hell. I can't lie.

I don't even have it. Because I had prepped the show. You don't have any. Yeah, I'm actually, I'm naked and plain and very Caucasian and white. There's nothing on me. Are you thinking of doing a full sleeve or are you done? I want to do so many more things but i can't because i'm in the middle of doing laser hair removal okay and i'm doing it all over basically my body so once you get tattoos you can't get laser hair removal on top of it because it'll like mess with the ink so i have to wait till i'm done

and then i can get more but you have to wait like after is it like a long time you have to wait for like the laser hair to like set? It takes like a year to do all the treatments. So like once the hair is dead, you can get more tattoos. So I'm just waiting on that. But I'm going to be covered.

So your pain tolerance is that of like a Viking. Like you're solid. I'm gay and I'm Albanian. Yeah. Nothing hurts. Let's explain real quick because the audience

is very confused because we don't ever really do guests. I'm going to give a little explanation of good old Leo Skeppy here. If y'all haven't seen him, you're living under a rock. I don't know what else to say. Patrick Star. Absolutely. 100% Patrick Star.

Absolutely hilarious. Iconic, funny, and humble. Do you get humble often? I feel like a lot of people say you're like rude, maybe. Who says I'm fucking rude? Yeah, what the fuck? No, no, no. Who said that?

No, no, no. No, no, no. In some comments, I've seen, because we know we had to do this. Oh, in the comments section, yeah. Yeah, exactly. But they're a very humble guy. So this is Leo Skeppy. If you don't know him, I don't know what you're doing, but you should know him.

And yeah. Oh my God, I love you. I feel like if people are on the TikTokiktok streets they have seen our content on the page like somewhere together give a give like a 60 second breakdown and then we're going to get into the real shit 60 second who's leo who's leo scabby you don't want to know i'm very interested he's like let's make it 10 seconds um what do you want to know about like there's just too much anything you'd like like to share. About me. Yeah. I'm very outspoken.

Confident. A little bit problematic. But like very honest. Very. Morally driven. My character's correct. To my opinion. A lot of people think that I'm nuts.

But I'm really not. I'm very level-headed. I'm very strategic. A lot of people don't understand that about me. They think I'm like just i'm like just funny haha dumb i'm the most calculated person you'll ever meet but i've seen some things besides that i'm just very like out like out with it i'm very like accepting open-minded like y'all were scared you were gonna like scare me and think this was too weird you're like this shit's no worry at all oh we haven't we're freaky come on we haven't even gotten there yet that is true so you're you're- you're from- you're from-

Are you from Texas or you just lived in Texas? I lived in Texas. I'm from Florida. That's where the crazy comes from. Okay. How long did you live in Houston? A year. Did you like it? Because I lived in Houston. Third ward. Scared for my life every day. Woo!

Couldn't do it. Third ward? Duh. Yeah, it was bad. No, I loved Houston. Really? I miss it so much. I just outgrew it. Like all the opportunities out here or something like, alright, I got to go. I miss it every single day. I love Houston. Really? I miss it so much. I just outgrew it. Like all the opportunities out here. So I'm like, all right, I got to go.

I miss it every single day. I hate LA. That's what, okay. What do you eat out here? Air. That's what I'm saying. We went out to eat with our agent and we went to this nice place. Everything is surrounded by shrubs.

Like shrubbery and leaves and like outdoor nice things. A couple homeless people. Exactly. And I had to eat a falafel wrap who had like a falafel like a schnitzel sandwich i was like what the hell am i eating right now it was it was like it was grass and and leaves and i was just like where's like ribs or barbecue yeah we were wondering if you had the same withdrawals. I've had a couple issues where like… You don't get full. Every bill is 200 bucks. And I'm leaving still hungry.

There's been a couple places where it doesn't advertise like vegan. But the food is just a little off. I'm like, what the f**k is missing? What's wrong with this? And it's vegan sh**. And they don't advertise. That's misleading. I don't like that. I want meat.

I want protein. I want some plants. Okay. You're big into working out. That goes hand in hand with the food, right? That's misleading. I don't like that. I want meat. I want protein. I want some plants. Okay. You're big into working out. That goes hand in hand with the food, right? Okay. So, you know, I would describe you're like a cartoon character almost.

Like you have like a signature. Okay. Wait a minute. You're about to piss me off. It's like you have a signature look. Yeah. And, you know, since you're a guest on the You Should Know podcast, I think to make you feel at home, we all just wear the same outfit.

You do not have to. We just wanted to, you know. Oh, they're trying to flirt. I think this is nice. You're so frail. You're so frail to death. But, like, Leo's large. He has muscle. I'm working on it.

Maybe do a push-up or something. Yeah, yeah. We'll cut the camera. We'll do a push-up. Now I'm self-conscious and I'm hot. That's why he got the Rolex on so you don't look at the arm. No, it's fake.

He's rich. It don't matter. No. Damn it. Cam, it's like another light turned on in here when you took that off. Okay, I understand that. Okay, I need to tan.

You need to lift so he called you i can i can walk outside and work on mine you actually have to work at something i'm not gonna lie we should have done this like later in the podcast because now we're committed to this like oh yeah just put on the shirt i like it i okay well thanks i'm i'm so self-conscious and there's there's recording right here they're looking at me i promise you i'm gonna start eating why do you feel like your tits are out you're like you still got a shirt on no i'm hot too and i'm already naked okay how do i how do i get the confidence of like yeah i okay you have more than me but i'm'm still, I'm at least, you're shaking. Who are you talking about? Yeah, like you're shaking the entire set. What is happening?

Maybe he'll listen to you. Maybe he'll listen to you. Wait, what is the question? How to be confident? How do you get like confidence to go to the gym? Because I can't, because I feel like people look at me, and then like when I'm working out, I'm near death, and then they take pictures with me, and then I'm like, I need to go home.

So what's the issue? yeah to the gym like why you feel insecure about it we just like how do I get the confidence to be like I'm at zero how do I get there to the gym confidently honestly I think you should we should go one day and I'm not just saying this because a lot of people like to pretend like you're gonna hang out afterward I will actually take you and if you go to the gym with me you'll see how i just genuinely don't give a fuck i'd be having fun i'd be dancing don't give a shit so like once you're around that you'll know how to present at the gym and you won't give a shit i'll let it rub off on you oh i'll try oh it's almost like i've offered that for a year but yeah okay i don't but he doesn't like you yeah don't like

no you hate me it's okay okay honestly and you can be mean to him because he's like my punching bag. I love him. His head, right? Like on a scale from like normal to like goddamn. Where is his head at? Like size? Size-wise. Like circumference.

I feel it's very proportionate to the body. Oh, God. Thank you. That's just... Oh, my God. You're probably the only human that has ever said that about him. No, I'm not going to lie.

You've got a big head, Low-Key. I'm just kidding. No, it's just my body. I don not going to lie. You're probably the only human that has ever said that about him. No, I'm not going to lie. You got a big head, Lowkey. I'm just kidding. No, it's just my body. I don't want to flip it on you. The body's just for… No. If you would have saw me when I was about 11, if I yawned too hard, I was going to fall backwards.

Like it was like… Like my shit was… It was large. It was really bad. It was really bad. I want to try something with you. Try what? Talking about the gym. Oh, right. I've never been but I see videos of the gym, right? I see I've never been

It's been almost a decade since I've entered a gymnasium the only time was when we did the Basketball game for the dream con thing. Anyway, I was watching videos, right? And you know, right before they lift the, you know, they hit one of those things and they lift the big weights. You know what I'm talking about. The CrossFit little snatch? Yeah. I don't be doing that.

But they do something to get amped up, right? A smelling salt. Come on, I want to try it. You want to try it with us? We got smelling salts. I've tried them before. You've tried it tried them before. We've never done it. You've tried it before? No, I'm just kidding.

We've never done it. I feel like I got punched in the face. I'm very nervous. Actually, getting punched in the face is better than that. Oh my God. I'd rather you punch me than make me do that. You don't have to if you don't want to. I'll do it.

I ain't no bitch. Okay, there we go. Oh my God. Wait, who's... Can we do like a rock paper scissors? I'm going to stick to the bath salts. No. Bath salts is prison. Bath salts is prison.

Bath salts is, that's a felony. He's going to eat your big head. Yeah. What's going on? You're going to turn into a zombie. Oh, shit. You smelled it? How did it smell?

Get your head away from the mic. You're going to hit it. You'll flail him out. I want to go last. Oh, my God. I want to go last. Okay. What's like a one to ten scale?

Just do it. Am I like? You just do it. I just looked at myself in the air. I look go last. Okay. What's like a 1 to 10 scale? Just do it. You just just do it. I Just looked at myself in there. I look so small. Oh Shit How is it? Oh it is exact like to the T what you think look at my it's immediately It is to the it is to the T what you think. Look at my eye. It's immediately watering. It is to the T what you think it is. Is there anything in it?

Wait, is there anything in it? Is it like pills? It's a pill of fucking death. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. I'm trying to find it. Yeah. Oh, you went for two.

Oh, no. You belong under the jail. You just did two. No. It's like if you snort a swimming pool. The whole thing. No, literally. Like fresh chlorine. It's like if you went went like you tried to hold your breath underwater but you

intentionally no seriously imagine doing that and then going for a pr though i see i mean oh you're about to freak christ oh you're too weak for this i guarantee it go right to the nose sniff go Right to the nose. Sniff. Go. No, my shit still works. Not the little E. He said, eh. He said, ugh. It hurts, don't it?

It's like a pool. You're right. Yeah. Holy shit. I just took a dive. Holy shit. Holy shit. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Dog, I shit myself. You want to smell it, too? Yeah, you want? This is a hot one. Ask shit. Yeah. Oh my God. Dog, I shouldn't have said that. You want to smell it too? Yeah, you want to? This is like hot ones. Ask me some questions. I know. I'm going to go straight into our first would you rather. You got to go.

I can't see shit. Oh God. Give him a kiss or something. He's not okay. Would you? Leo Skeppy, would you rather glow bright pink every time you're attracted to somebody or glow bright red every time somebody annoys you? It is vibrant.

Like, Earth can see it. I would love the red thing. The red? I don't have to say you're pissing me the fuck up. I'd just be like, I'm just red. You just look at me like, oh, shit, sorry. Right. Okay.

I prefer that. Okay. What about you? What happened? I don't know where we're at. But pink? No, yeah, that shit is. No, it's like, I prefer that. Okay. What about you? What happened? I don't know where we're at. But pink. No, yeah, that shit is. No, it's like I felt that right there.

You know what I mean? That was in me. He said it's in my third eye. Pink every time you're attracted to somebody. Red every time somebody annoys you. That's the thing with me. I can't like. That would actually help me being pink every time I'm attracted to somebody.

Because I can't go up I can't what are you just going to like glow at somebody from across the room and they'll be like exactly we would have film yesterday this I feel like Leo can definitely give you some bag work on this

he can give you some clues for sure so this man this man is a great man looks good everything right he's very confident well but in the yeah but when it comes to approaching someone that he finds attractive are you straight it is okay it is he cannot do it is out of the question he cannot do it yeah so basically yesterday we were on uh rodeo walking past the gucci store some uh little woman was working she was not little she was about six two well some little woman yeah and she uh she was very attractive and our whole group accent

to british accent he was just like oh so we go in uh mark was trying to find some shades didn't get him boom we come out our whole group is like peyton go just go just tell us up he's like i can't he said oh my god i'm sweating right now he said i'm about to faint what would you tell him you're you're just like giving him confidence you're giving him your energy like how to go up to somebody because i have a lisp right where oh no any ch's yeah like like chicken like couch couch like it it pokes i've never seen a little like it's because it's because his tongue is fat as hell it's actually it's a wide ass tongue it's it's very wide but yeah i got you know a little too much oh no. So we were roommates in college.

And they were roommates. Yeah. Okay. And one time I hurt my hands, right? I broke both fingers at the same time. It was like this, right? So I was in cast. I couldn't bathe too well.

He's like, I don't bathe. You know what I mean? What you was doing with those two fingers? In that position. I was grabbing jerseys, right? So I was like on the basketball court grabbing jerseys. No, you were not. I swear to you.

No, he's a dirty bastard. I was like this. Okay, Spider-Man. Yeah, exactly. And I broke my phalanges, huh? You know what I mean? And so he was my roommate and I needed to bathe. You know what I mean?

I needed to get in there. He wouldn't do it. So I was stinking. No, but it's not like. Okay, but the okay the reasoning i said i'm not gonna lie i love you i would take like an airsoft bullet for you not a real one yet but but at the time i said i just i truly think someone else falls in line before me to to wash your ass and and it's i don't know if that was rude i don't know if that was doing the most but

i just it was it was what my heart felt. I said, I feel like someone else could do this. So you're siding with him? No, I'm just saying it's valid. I'm validating him before I roast him. Okay, so he's a bad friend, right? Wait, how close were you back then? Very close.

Very close. All the time around each other we were. Yeah. We were. We were. You know what I mean? Okay, but ask him now. What are we exing?

So basically the same scenario, because he loves to ask this now because he thinks I've like betrayed him. If you had a friend, let's just do it. Do you have a friend that you would die for? Yeah. Okay.

If that friend broke said hands, needed back ass, everything washed, you washing it? The webbing too. If there's no one else that falls in line, I'm doing it. Thank you. You didn't say that. I said, I feel like there's someone else that is in the line, in the hierarchy.

But if I was the last resort, give me a sponge. So who did you think was higher in line? We're in college. Okay. What's the longest you've gone without bathing? Uh-uh. Who was first in line? There was multiple people that could have, you know, they came over to the room quite often.

They had fun little Netflix moments. Yeah, yeah. But that's embarrassing. Hey, babe, can you wash my nuts? Get the whipping. Like Mr. Krabs over here. I'm supposed to just pause my show and get up and scrub his ass? Yeah, me in the eyes when you do it too and that that's where i drew the line because he said he said can we just can you look at me he said i wanted to no you did it yeah fuck no no

i didn't do it no the line was already drawn but it was penciled when he said that shit it was sharpie like i was like i can't get in a good spot you know what i mean it's already like a dog you're gonna start kicking? No. Like an eye twitch or something. Like you get one of those? Oh, like a Q-tip. Like a… Like a Q… That's a thing, right?

I don't know. A good Q-tip. Do you lick the Q-tip before you stick it in the air? Lick it. Oh, God. Do it tonight. Are you kidding me? Come on, bacteria.

No. Well… I'm a dirty guy. I've gone three weeks without bathing why are you proud of that you've circled back to that twice i tried to avoid it the first time what the fuck thank you it's public knowledge no it is from like surgery or what happened oh just pure sadness you know i mean devastated sweaty loneliness yeah this is what i would describe but it's also a little bit of laziness because showering is a task it's a whole process the worst part is

getting wet i don't like getting wet you know what i mean you get it what is okay and any girls that watch you are now aware of how out of touch you are girls have to shave exfoliate do all kind of shit all you have to do is get in there with the bars up and wash your ass. You're like, it's too much. I do it for events like this. I bathe. Thank you. I appreciate it. It's going to... But it doesn't last long.

You know what I mean? Maybe you need to have someone that you're like... You're stimming. Hooking up with. Because then you'll want to bathe. Yeah. No, but I feel like... You'll want to be an A+.

Yeah. You'll want to. Not I. I'm me 100 percent of the time everywhere I go if you want me it's gonna smell like bacteria. It's gonna smell like an earthquake wherever I'm at Yeah, I mean, so maybe don't go up to girls. That's what I'm saying. It's now I get why he's like shaking in his little Boots. Yeah, I smell like shit No, no, don't go up to them. He dead ass says this like we'll be walking

Swear to God like 30 minutes out of the hotel room. We just started. And he's like, Cam, sniff me. I'm like, bro, you do not smell. I swear to God. I'm not kidding. It's like, I think it's mental at this point. Like, sniff me like what?

Like, do I smell bad? Yeah, yeah. 30 minutes into. So you're concerned about smelling bad, but you don't take a shower. Well, it's normal. Thank you. My concern comes when I do take the objective of trying to smell good. That's whenever the confidence leaves me.

Because I tried. When it's just dirt. When it's his natural funk, he's fine with it. But if he's like, I showered. I put this on. We're stepping out. He's like, oh, fuck. I stink.

Every time. It's just cologne, babe. You're not used to it. Every time. No, I mean, come on. It's just a little Tom Ford. You're okay. but you've never gone like a a long amount of time without bathing no no i have a seven step skincare routine oh

that's after i shower hell yeah i'm very big on hygiene me too you're asking the wrong guy i put on three different body oils yeah i don't know what a body oil is yeah you don't even know what a body bath is yeah yeah so you know body scrub but can you smell me now like and i'm saying to come smell me because you might pass out it's like that time wait you said you showered no yeah yeah but it was i don't know if i want to say this you're gonna say it was a quick one you sick bitch like a bath like i was not a bird bath you put your dick in the sink oh my god i've never i've never heard of a bird bath You've never done that? That

No Like after a hookup Before you leave Is it you just do a little bird bath And get out? I just take a fucking shower You full on shower In girls places?

That is incredible Well I Girl He's a married man Oh my god I forgot Yeah But like

I love her though I made a face That she'd probably beat my ass I was like Get him bitch Yeah Oh I have a question I have a face that she probably beat my ass. I was like get him Yeah. Oh, I have a question. I have a would you write your fuck put your hands down put your hands down What's wrong with his hands? Yeah, I'm just he's trying to put the Rolex. Yeah, he's like he's like Doing that shit. You did not just say that.

What was the question? A Jabberwocky. What was the question? No, you didn't. I don't want to talk about that. I can dance really good. Oh, the fuck. No, you can't.

No, you can't. I swear to God, when we were in college, his go-to move was the vampire. You have to show him. You have to show him. What's your go-to move? You have to show him. No, fuck that. Show him.

Then ask. Yeah, like, give me a little beat. I'm not... Give me a beat. No, yeah. I'm scared. I don't want to see this. You want Dr. Dre?

I need a little beat. I can't go off the rhythm. I had those voices in there. I can't... Just go. Just go. Here we go. It's like right here.

Uh-huh. And you make an eye contact at this point. You're right at whoever you want. Put that one up and then you drop it right there. And that's a vampire you like bunny Foo-foo Not vampire. This is hard right? That's good What's that skinny guy doing?

You're asking the question was there would you rather would you rather is Would you rather eat a squee or clean a bathroom with only toilet paper you know what what the hell is a squee i'm right like a squeegee no a squee what are you we know we know what squeeze are we got squeeze it's like so you got dead skin on the bottom of your foot that's a squee you know what i mean what your dead skin is a squee yeah i've never heard never heard of my life yeah my mom whenever i thought it was uh oh callous and then you rip it off that's right here or dead skin yeah keep it simple why we reinvent all right websters when i was a kid right my mom would pick my squeeze and it was the best part of a wednesday afternoon

you know what i mean god your mom's i'm two seconds from getting up. What the fuck? I told you. Would you rather? Wait, yeah. How big is it? Normally my squeeze, we're like that. Like this circle right here. It's like a pepperoni. Yeah, it's a good old squeeze.

Like a pepperoni of skin. Yeah, it's dead skin. So it's a little firm. Like jerky? Yeah. You know what I mean? Is it mine? Yeah, it's your foot. It's mine.

I love myself. I eat anything I want. Boy, are you like, you didn't even give the alternative like a chance. What was the other one? Clean a bathroom with only toilet paper. He's like- No, because it's going to like kill up and it's going to take too long. He's like-

I'll just pop a little pepperoni and be done. Pop a skin pepperoni is something I thought I'd never hear in my entire life. Oh my god. And birdbath. You learned this today? Yeah. Hey, today I'm learning shit. What is the strangest thing y'all have eaten off yourselves?

What kind? Who's? What is that? What? How do you think of that? You know what I mean? We were talking about pepperoni. I've eaten like, I've like pulled the skin off like what Cal says from lifting.

Yeah. And I've like ripped it and then I like chewed it. I was like, why the fuck is it so hard? Like I didn't like swallow it, but I it but i'm like salty like chewed on it i've done the same thing i've had to rip off like sometimes you can't pull it like you have to rip it yeah but you don't have calluses from lifting no i have really soft hands you don't know hands they're a little clammy right now because i'm hot no they honestly are like a little wow yeah you beat me wow no i i don't lotion you don't i don't lotion what do you do come in peace with it yeah i just i just kind of exist like you don't lotion anything no i'll

bathe and then drink a lot of water are you fucking with me no i swear to you because you have a real good skin on your face oh i, I don't. How do you not put moisturizer or anything? I paid for it. Yeah. I paid for it. What do you mean you paid for it? Well, so back in the old days, right, you couldn't see my skin. Because it was like— I want to talk about pepperoni.

You ever been to Domino's and you ordered a good old pizza from a Domino's, you know what I mean? That was my face. Like what, acne? Yeah, and so I bought Accutane. You know what that is? But you don't like put anything on your... You don't put lotion on anything? I have a moisturizer.

Okay, lying bitch, I knew it. No, but that's not... I can talk to the skin. No, but that's just like... I go like this. You get your T-spots. Your what? Your T-spots.

The hell is a T... Is that a real thing? T-zone. T-zone. You know what I mean. See, I don't. Okay, it's crazy. I have more of a routine than you do,

but that's all thanks to Olivia. Yeah, you have a wife. I used to just fucking wash my face with water. Somebody date him and tell him what to do. I have a sister, so she trained me well. She taught me how to do all these self-care things. You need a girlfriend who will take care of you. 100%.

It's just the initiative of like, I just don't like spending a lot of time in one area i get like crowded like in a bathroom hate it worst place in the in the whole room you know what i mean the whole in the whole establishment is the bathroom oh you never done fun things in the bathroom that's true i have maybe that's why you hate it but like you know what i'm saying like after a shower you get unclothed. You know what I mean? You got to wait for the water to get at the right PSI. You got to get it at the right temperature.

And you step in and then you get in there and I don't know how to swim. So I'm almost at death. Do you face the water? We were just talking about that. Just talking about that. Wait, what's the right answer? What do you do? What's your answer?

I'm tall enough where I'm right above the water. But you're tall too. Turn the fuck around if you feel like you're drowning. No, but then... What? This gets cold. That's literally what I said. Do like a rotisserie chicken and just spin around.

I get dizzy. I bet. No, he sucks. No, he sucks. We just need to put him down at this point. Everything I say, he's got to f***ing count like a horse. I'm going to break his ankle, so we got to put him down. No, he's...

I was thinking more like euthanization or something. Oh, I was... Shoot him in the head. No he's… I was thinking like more like euthanization or something. Oh I was… Shoot him in the backyard. Yeah just… Quick and… No no we can't do open casket. We can't do like just a one bullet.

Side shot. It's gonna be… For him. Yeah. Whole head gonna be… Yeah no. Are y'all good? He's scared.

He's like… Do I need to… No you're strange. You are. We love you though. I love you. I can't speak for Leo, but... Do you think... We're getting there. Do you think you could outrun a horse? Hell yeah.

Finally. Fuck yeah. You truly believe that? Yeah, because I'm going to kick it. I'm going to trip the little brother. Okay. Is it an MMA match? Are you snapping its leg?

Then you're racing him? Imagine you're in your own lane. Somebody just three, two, one. You got to run. you're beating a horse I'm gonna start running if he starts winning. I'm gonna trip him. I'm gonna do something and then talk shit and Scare it that way. Okay, so he said he can outrun a horse without cheating He just thinks he's faster than a horse. Would you agree or disagree? You ever met? I've never seen you run It's not a good sight. It is not a good sight.

Like a baby giraffe or what? Yeah. A little knock-knee action. No, not the knock-knee. A little knock-knee. Maybe a little… Maybe this guy right here on the arm. It's not good.

It's not a good look. My knees are… And the little hands. Oh, yeah. He's like… I talk a lot with my hands. I think my… I think my ears fucked up from the salt.

I think it's because of my diet. Oh. Oh, Leo. Oh, my God. Okay. Let's say a regular week. No events. Maybe just regular week to you. Okay.

How many times are you going to eat fast food? Not LA shit. Not greens and wheat grass shots. Fast food. I don't eat fast food. Oh, okay. So, healthy individual. How many times do you eat fast food? Three times a day. He's not lying. I don't eat fast food. Oh, okay. So, healthy individual. How many times do you eat fast food?

Three times a day. He's not lying. I swear to God. I know that shit tastes like battery acid. Yes. Uh-uh. Battery acid. It's not a water.

The water is not clean. Your shit is lined with like metals at this point. Like your insides are destroyed. That goes back to his laziness he he does he will not cook ever i have meals sent to me and then he doesn't eat those and he still goes out and gets mcdonald's and what a burger oh you know this i fuck up some whatever so sweet and spicy bacon burger large fry large diet coke spicy ketchup make you want to slap your grandma twice on a wednesday you know what i mean that's i've never heard of anyone

order that from what aurger. What the fuck? What do you get? Honey butter chicken biscuit, patty melt, fries. That's like a drunk meal though. Maybe. You only go there when you're drunk. Oh no. I can go stone cold.

3 p.m. on a Thursday. Yeah. The only time you should go to Whataburger is when you're drunk. I mean, it's definitely the best when you're drunk, but I could go in the middle of the day for a while. Oh, good old Mickey Mac, Mickey McDonald's. You know what I mean? What do you get from Mickey you're drunk, but I could go in the middle of the day for a drink. Oh, good old Mickey McDonald's. You know what I mean. What do you get from Mickey Macs? I don't go there.

If you were to go there. He doesn't. Chicken nuggets. See, have you seen the video? McFlurry's. The Oreo. Oh, lactose. That sounds good.

No, like everything is wrong with him. Everything. He's lactose. Like no matter, nothing you can say, he'll just be with it. No, I'll f*** up a cheese, but it has to be it has to be like the right cheese you know what I mean has to be on a pizza or it has to be a Why you sing that

That was like insidious I thought you were seeing some shit I was like, oh my god It's like what's in the corner? No, it's got to be on it. Like, it can't be. I can't just eat it like a cheese. You know what I mean? He doesn't eat pasta? Oh, no. No pasta?

He doesn't eat eggs? He doesn't eat eggs? You don't eat eggs? Oh, no. It's the stench. And then you get the thought process about it. You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

I don't want something in a shell that's just been harvesting in there. And then it's all wet. I'm a texture kind of guy. I would love to. You know what I mean? I don't want something in a shell that's just been harvesting in there and it's all wet. I'm a texture kind of guy. I would love to. Thank you. Applebee's. No, I love steak. I love a good steak. Have you been to catch steak? I'm broke. Go with your agency. Business dinner, bitch. I'll take you to- But eventually. I to I'll be yelching it in you got shower first though I can I'll take a and you have to try ooh to stipulations you have to bathe and try a skincare routine

But I gotta make sure I'm not allergic to it. I'm telling you take a fucking Benadryl. Yeah Oh, I love Benadryl you ever fight off the sleep of a Benadryl and then you're Your third dimension after that don't ever take ambient that right off the Benadryl and then you're your third dimension after that. Don't ever take Ambien. Fight off the Benadryl. Yeah. Okay. You've taken the Ambien? No. So my wife's mom she used to take it to help her sleep. Obviously one night she literally woke up, was sleepwalking and almost bought us courtside LA

tickets to a Lakers game in the middle of her sleep. And she had no clue. You be doing some wild shit. Dude. You go to sleep. Don't fight off Ambien's sleep. She applied for the police academy. She applied to be a fucking cop. And the next day she woke up and they called her and they were like, this is a really interesting application. You have 20 years in education and now you want to be like a police officer?

She was like, I don't know who you're talking to. I never did that. You thinking about something or just? He left. He's gone. My card got declined yesterday oh it did uh ice bros yeah but she was gay well obviously nothing my shit didn't go through okay but to be i i got your back on this one to be fair it didn't he's gonna hate this he's gonna

hate you for this by the way it didn't go through or it didn't get declined because he didn't have money it didn't go through because he has a shit bank. Shit bank. What bank? I'll believe it, but. Who? Credit union. Like, I don't know.

I was like 14. Yeah. Grow up, right? Like, two words to fix that? I feel like that's not a real bank. Oh, it is. There's only two branches. So, you know how, if it's like a big purchase, do they just, is it like a text option? They think it's fraudulent.

It literally just sends you. It's like, yes yes or no you say yes, it goes through his shit It's like someone has to rotary dial him. They call him. They're like, hey, are you in los angeles? We're gonna need your exact coordinates and like yeah, so it got declined because of that But uh, it's definitely why are you you're why don't do that? What is your zodiac sign? Yeah Aquatic weird-ass bitch You're... Why? Don't do that. What is your zodiac sign? Aquatic. Weird-ass bitch.

What is yours? Aries. Oh, chaos. What's your sister's zodiac sign? Chaos? I have a brother. He's born in... He's born in... Time out.

I'm chaos? Do you not get it? Wait. Over your head. It's fine. Wait, I didn't even hear... The listeners get it. He said, what's your sister's zodiac sign?

I was so... You don't have a sister. That's what I said. Wait, I mean the listeners get it. He said what's your sister's ODX? I was so you don't have a sister I said Wait, am I slow to now? I'm y'all be making shit up. Are we stupid? I don't have a sister You had the whole joke about how you pretended to have a fucking sister That's you watch our own podcast She lived in hey, that's that's real yeah Aries chaos and you were just

in your own fucking world okay I'm sorry we what is the chaos what does that what does that mean now I'm gonna like you know like

the Tasmanian devil that's Aries that's an Aries holy shit just spinning around fucking shit up kind of cute the spinning around part

yes and then there's definitely ADHD but when they like be still and just shut up they're cute they're cool and they go on their little

tailspin see but my tailspin see But my tailspin is like It's that that's what does that mean? It's flipping dip. No, that's what it is Never years never done did but it's like it's one of my little stem things. I'll just be sitting there and really You'd have to do it you actually did that why did you that it only went up the right one Holy oh my god. I just got like secondhand salt. I was confused when you said the thing about the sister.

Because normally when people like, we're talking to people like, oh, I love the podcast. And they've really never seen it. So I was kind of expecting that. Holy shit. There is one thing that I brought because I want to see it for myself.

But actually I'm kind of scared now that I've hung out with you. Oh God. Because you've talked a lot of shit about this. And I want to see it for myself how you fucking eat this oh my god are three musketeers give me that back actually yeah he's like this oh no he's like three musketeers first of all look at this fucking thank you so much oh you're you're you're you're sent from the heavens above aren't you so you what you do it's

right it's like a space food at first huh you get one of these oh god you look at that hmm first you make eye contact with the thing you know what i mean we can all not stare at me i feel like this is very awkward for me you know what i mean you have to go normally i'm in the piece like i i'm butt naked with the snuggie on eating this no he you know what i mean listen to the weekend okay so you get just the my mouth's real dry okay just and then you look at look at the infrastructure of a goddamn three musketeers are you kidding me look at that it looks like shit and then wait this one doesn't have nuts they don't oh my they don't have they don't have nuts that's a milky way i've already said milky way does it't oh my they don't have they don't have nuts. That's a Milky Way

I've already said Milky Way doesn't have a nuts. I don't think I don't think that's a Snickers Snickers has We literally argued this off-camera He look he was about to make out. Yeah. No, no, he's a freak Help is needed No Jesus Christ Help is needed. You don't want some? Uh-uh. No. Jesus Christ, put your arm down. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Is it bad? Oh, it's bad. Mine's bad, too, though. Wait, you smell? I'm sick. It might have been the salt. It might have been the funk. No, I've been compared to, like, a raccoon tail.

My stinch. Speaking of tail, you should tell them how you had a tail. I had a tail in middle school. You know the people that wore, like, the Elmo shirts with the tail and like like a backwards fitted and like did the cat daddy usually they grow up yeah i've been offered have you done it no i get too hot anyway is that too weird for you it's just too hot okay like like and i don't understand like the functionality of that how would you operate out of that thing i have no you know me would you would y'all ever go larping what the fuck is that are you nuts a good larp okay he sounded offended don't get on me live action

can't make an r with fingers role play so it's like when motherfuckers literally go out there and have a full-blown star wars battle in the middle of like a park you get dressed up you're in character you get dressed up you get like a group of like so it's like pokemon go but like uh there's incentive behind it like you want to live out a dream yeah so like take your favorite fantasy imagine we're all dressed as wizards and we're out there like yeah in the middle of a field so if we take my like people are literally driving past us looking at us calling us idiots. What's like an adequate amount of... Like this is... I'm asking for myself at this point.

What's an adequate amount of time to bathe? Time? Yeah, like duration of in the water. Like max, if you're a man, like 10 minutes. It doesn't... You could knock it out in like three, five... There we go. I'm a two and a half.

Get out of there. You wash your feet It's a long way You sick bitch No The water just cleans it right No if it has If the shower's got one of those things

Where you grab it In the handle Like a nice rod Like a handle Where you don't fall over Are you talking about The thing that sprays water No you're talking about like

A ho Like a You know what I You know what I mean Like a support beam Almost Yeah you No you know what I mean like a support beam almost Yeah, you know you you grab it now. It's yours the direction of the water. It's dependent on you now. Okay, so yeah Yeah, yeah, you think that's washing them. Yeah, I'll get in there. I only touch my toes I have a big fear that like I've they get those are disgusting. Yeah, I have one toe that's worse my other nine

beautiful My feet pretty as fuck really do you get you get uh man petty feet done you get feet done except man up feet done you don't you don't know have you ever every once in a while okay so you do them yourself i can't i can't it says you have talent i have ingrown toenails, so I have to, like, get into the corner and, like, it hurts like hell. I get surgery on my feet, like, every, like, two weeks. Oh, shit.

I need to go get one. I need to go get one then. Oh, so last week on the podcast. Put your guns down. I was talking about. Whoa. I had to get stuck. Relax.

Oh. So my toenails. Just cocks that bitch's back. I'm like, oh my God. No, my toenails got so long one time, right? It capped the toe. So I had to get surgery on it. No, it's literally despicable.

Like, it's... He has talons. He has a hoof. It's not a foot. What do you think you do well? Yeah, thank you. I'm good at podcasts. Good podcast.

Well, what else? That's it. That's it. No, I'm a good friend. I'm a really podcasts. Good podcast. Well, what else? That's it. That's it. No, I'm a good friend. I'm a really good friend. Okay. I'll wash ass. I don't need you to.

Someone else falls in line. But if it came down to that. See, that's another thing. I wouldn't put you in that thing. I know you'd die for me, but I'm like, damn, they would take a bullet, so I'm not going to make,

I wouldn't ask him to do that. You see? That's valuable. It's like, just as much as you respect me, I'm like, damn, I wouldn't even make him do that. And you're like valuable it's like just as much as you respect me i'm like damn i wouldn't even make him do that and you're like look me in the eyes while you wash my crack and then you get mad when i say no you know you got a good spot if i don't look at you you know what i mean you get it yeah next topic leo what is your most toxic trait that you think not that others have told you or even friends have told you but you what do

you think is your most toxic trait in relationships you could in general in general just you it could uh sure relationships relationships oh shit i think it's like how fast i will write someone off it's like if you do one thing i don't like i'm like nope like this guy at the gym had like a flip phone case and i was like nope like it's half wallet those ones oh if you are under 40 shouldn't have that. It's a functional piece of machinery. It just turned me off. But also, if you... This is so... Spill it. If I'm at the gym...

Spill it. I like a certain guy at the gym. I got a crush on him. I'd be watching him. If he talks to anybody else, I'm like, you're too friendly. I don't like him. I will never date a guy in customer service.

If your job is to interact with people all day, nah. Oh, so it's like just speaking to a human. Like not even you see them flirting. No, but he's saying if their job is to speak, there's a potential that someone will try to flirt with them and then they flirt back because it's their job. It's not flirt with them, flirt back. It's like if you just, it gives you like,

it's about what the job gives you and it's a skill of like not being scared to go up to people It's like I don't want you going up to I don't want you being comfortable going up to anybody I feel that you know, I think that is the most relatable to you. I've ever heard What do you mean to cut someone off like that? Just right? I might have a question I just smell like sewage all the time. Yeah No, yeah, I cut people off quick, too.

It's because I have bad trust issues, though. Same. My hands don't trust no one. That's a cool tattoo. That is sick. Does that hurt up there? Mm-mm. The nucky's hurt?

No. Oh, it would hurt me. It, like, doesn't feel good, but, like, it's not like... You don't have to go to sleep for it. Yeah. No, but I'm saying, like, whenever they give me, me like a big tattoo on on my tummy you know what i mean they can put me put me to bedtime right get a tattoo on my tummy yeah like thug life the fact that you just said that means you should not fucking get one what is this you have over here it's a big old bird just a bird on on

the bird yeah it's so wet i did that and it was like a damn river went down. Did you like get the Botox? I'm telling you like I used to sweat. It's actually, it's funny you say that because all of our fans have been telling me to do that. Because like he sweats immensely every episode. And you don't smell. Right now? Because you don't sweat when you have the Botox.

Oh. Oh. Oh my god. That'd be life changing for you. But don't you have to redo it like LASIK eye surgery? Like every six months. Oh. No. Actually Botox it's like every like four. Like three, four months.

Hell no. I'd rather smell like the underworld. It's like a thousand bucks girl. You got it. I don't know what you think is going on. It's like 500 bucks a month. Just put it to the side. It's a lot for me.

Don't make me read you on camera, bitch. I'm sorry. You said the underworld. That shit was funny as fuck. Yeah, I mean. Oh, do you watch Animal Planet? We can get out of here. Do you watch Animal Planet?

No, I don't have a TV. What the hell is going on? I'm the weird one. I don't watch TV. I like that. Like, what do you do? Read books? He lives life.

I like live. I read. I live. I read. Like, I like to learn things. If I'm spending time, if my attention is on something, it's because I'm getting something out of it.

I'm not just mindlessly watching TV. So you never watched a good Ozark? I've never seen it. A good You? You know what that is? I watched the first season. You was good. No, I think the second one I watched

and then she said, I wolf you and I was over it. That was a little weird. Like a show, they do one thing and I'm done. I turn off he goes see I'm telling you one thing yeah I'm done yeah I'm glad you only watched one I've watched like certain things American Horror Story okay yeah Coven oh good I've watched that like six times I watch scary things damn you said that's okay did that is that something that was almost rubbed off on you like you you picked that up

from someone else or did you just one day you're like fuck a tv i'm done with it like i want to really better myself or did you see others do it i didn't try to cut it off and no one around me like did it i like i had a tv when when i lived with my dad a couple years ago i just didn't watch it and i like my my interest and like what was fun to me was like not watching TV. Like why… I want to choose what I'm watching. So I would go to like YouTube or something.

But like sit there and watch commercials. Go fuck yourself. It's like a 30-minute TV episode but it's an hour long because there's commercials. I'm not watching that shit. My life is important to me. I'm not wasting it on these couple ads, Guru. That's impressive though. I don't know what to do with the rest of the day i'm just i became very unimpressed with

things like shows and movies i'm like that's a dope honest like that's that's a level that i don't think i'll ever be able to reach but i would like i admire that i think that's sick like literally not having a tv i have to because of olivia she's like baby let's go watch this and i'm like all right fuck i'm scared of my own. I'm scared of my own thoughts to not have a TV. Like, I have to have something playing. Like, whenever I take naps, I have the sink running. Like, something has to be in the back. You know what I mean?

I swear to you. I have the sink running. It's decent. Alright, let's take one more hit of the smelling salts. No. What is your... What are you... Why?

You want to come? You're like me on a night out. You know what I mean? You really said bad salt. But it's not funny salt. No, I think I got to change my underwear now. I do that often. Alright, let's wrap this up.

No, like not weirdly. Wrap it up. Everybody acts... Alexa, cut the cameras. It's just like you test the waters. Like Russian roulette. You know what I mean? It's like you think this one's going to be like,

I can get that one out. This one might crowd up the environment. Oh, he'd be having bubble guts because all he eats is fast food. Oh, yeah. So you don't know if it's like a fart or like a literal liquid shit. Like a shart, yeah.

Wait, when you... This is how we're going to close out this episode. When you wipe, when you go to the bathroom, do you use toilet paper? Oh. Or do you use wet wipes? Oh, okay. Both.

Okay, good. I use both, but... You're a little hygienic. If I run out of toilet paper, I'll get paper towels. He's not kidding. I swear to God. Honestly, I'm trying to help you case, bitch. But then I have a moisturizer for the rump.

A what? It gets a little chapped chat back there so i use the moisturizer that's on my on my eyelids and i use that on my undercarriage so you use the same cream for your eyelids as your taint yeah i'm a functional guy what is it heels uh mabel not maybelline i don't know what your tate cream is. Ozark. It's blue. It's clear. You know what I mean? White lid.

Oh. Blue on the bottom. It comes in like a little like a little you know. You use that on your ass? Yeah. Does it burn?

It's two seconds. Like a little and then you get out of there. The long term effects of not doing that would be flower. He uses ball deodorant as well?

Oh yeah. What? Ball deodorant? Yeah. That's a thing? Yeah. If not, it would smell like a Louise in a bayou in the underpants. But you know what would help?

If you would just fucking shower. Yeah. Because my balls have never smelled. Ever. What? What? Even after the gym, it's like there's like nothing. See, you do that too.

Hell yeah. You give a little touch and check. I was trying to get him to check mine the other day. That's gay. And I'm the gay one. That's gay. His touch and check was very appropriate. You're literally sitting there, like, stroking, like, your V line and shit.

He's like, smell it. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, what the? I'm just comfortable with myself. Yeah, no one else is going to be if you stay that way. All right, guys. But we love you. Leo, thank you so much.

Thank you. What the fuck? For coming on the episode of the Isha Dopa. Why is he doing that? Why he made that face? Wait, are we going to do it again or no? I'm not doing it again. Yeah, you don't have to.

He's crying. Tell them they already know you because you're you. But if they don't, tell them where to follow you. Okay, you can find me on YouTube. It's my video version of my podcast, Aware and Aggravated. Let me look at the camera. Hey. And then Apple Podcasts and Spotify.

You can also listen to the audio version. I have Instagram and TikTok. If you just search Leo Scappio, it'll come out. There are different names on everything. And then I just joined Snapchat because they paying me, bitch. They running me a bag. Are y'all on it? We got to talk. Okay, we'll come out. There are different names on everything. And then I just joined Snapchat because they're paying me, bitch. They're running me a bag. Are y'all on it? We got to talk.

Okay, we have to talk. I got you. We have. Oh, my God. I'll tell you my trick. All right. Anything else? The card won't decline.

It's just that I kind of changed my mind. Yeah, that shit's just going to say, cha-ching, whatever the noise it makes. All right, guys. We absolutely love y'all. Thank you for tuning in. Make sure to go follow Show Love to Leo.

Fantastic guest. Hilarious as always. Alright, guys. Thank you so much for coming to this episode of You Should Know Podcast. One of the 10 quality bears don't make it home to Christmas. Oh, that was sick.

And we'll see you Hello? Next time. I can't even hear you.